The Group Chat - #141 - NEW YEARS REVOLUTION!!

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! MAKE THEM RESOLUTIONS COUNT. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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No, no, no, that. You have FO in here! Oh my God! Break out to a year later. We're hungry. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back.

It is New Year. The noise-polucing podcast. It is. It is the new year officially. 2026, baby. We're here. I love 26. Guys, you know what's crazy?

By the time this is posted, it's already day two. not only that, but there's already going to be a viral meme that we don't know about. Let's try to take a stab at it. I already know it. Me and Isaac already know it. Yeah, me and me and Tanner know. Big Chunggis is coming back. It's coming back and what?

What's in the niche? We can't know it's too niche. Like nobody knows besides me, Isaac. It's old. No, it's not. It's niche. It's niche. Bro, come on your gigkeeping memes, bro. It's niche, bro. It's niche. Hey, New Year's Resolution. Stop gatekeeping memes.

I'll be wrong. I don't remember what the hell he said. Do you want me to say it? Oh, he said. All right, I'll say it. What did say? So he said, green bean, what you mean? Hey, he did say that.

And that's the new meme of 2026, guys. It won't get excited. That's it. There's nobody, dude, I guarantee you everybody was going to be using it. It was, I thought it was good. I thought I was fucking with it. Well, you know. Welcome back to Yinn and Yang Pod.

Welcome back to Isaac. Let's talk about Erica Kurt, crucifying herself on stage. Did she do that I think so I think so He used to Get food I'll cry animals

I did I was like Green beans some shit I'm like Oh hell not Oh Guys

I came back because I actually Got some Gamers subs y'all Yo yo yo y'all Make sure you just got great

with 10% I have your gamers of order y'all Music. Yeah. Okay. Hey.

Hey, news pollution. Um, hello everyone. It's 20th. Pollution here. It's 2026. News pollution is behind us. News pollution. Now it is, yeah, by the time that you guys are watching this, it's 2026.

It's day two. We're recording this, uh, 31st, 12th. So it's December. It hasn't even like, we haven't crossed that path. I just want you all know. Like where things are right now, it's okay. Like shit's okay right now. I don't know. Do you guys remember this?

Dude, that's so great because like something can happen. Hold on. Hold on. You remember the? No, they remember like the first week of 2025 like something horrible. Or we were just like, yeah, this is going to be it. This is the year. And it was like really bad. Yeah, I think that happens every year. Everyone's like, this is the year. Everything changes. Someone dies usually at the beginning of the year that everyone's like, oh. Firework accidents. Something happens. Something viral. Something viral. January 6th. Like that was only five days after. It's true

I think someone's going to die Someone's pretty popular I think grunks and shirac right now is where he is He's in shirac right now dude Actually no He's holding the fort down Oh Benny boy Look at this guys

He was so young in this But by the time this podcast comes out He's going to be so old He's going to be a year older By the time this podcast comes out Look at Ryan in the back Show Ryan some love too bro I haven't showered in my life

My animals are soured in three days I'll see you guys next year I hate you guys I'll see you guys next year The group everyone All right Last episode we Last year

We discussed Hey you're right Last year we talked about Or actually last year we gave you all the task Of emailing us some news resolutions Because you know that's the That's the hot topic right uh not sponsored but that's the hot topic and i looked through i couldn't get through all of them

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry you don't admit that they were well i'm admitting it because i want to showcase that there were so many fucking emails um so all the love to y'all because y'all like ah it was crazy it was crazy um now we should we get through our resolutions first. Oh, yeah, can we go down the line? Let's go, we just go through hours. Now, pause the whole podcast. Larry, you know, log an email. I'm going through all of them for you.

Stop. My lot of right. Go ahead. Yeah, let's go through our resolutions. Okay. Yeah, what wants to go for? Shit, I have to think. Then why'd you bring it up?

I didn't. I brought it up. Yeah, this is like ordering food, bro. This is exactly how it happens. But we, the waiter has to stand right here. We can't push a topic off. So let's go with, um, Nick.

Oh. Who, me? Yeah, what's your going to go ahead. I want to lose, I want to lose at least 50 pounds. 50 pounds. 50 big giant pounds. I've been working out for like two months now. Okay.

And so I've been slowly, steadily trying to hit that. Now, Big T, let me ask you this question. I raise my hand. Call me out, please. Yeah. Uh, Big T. Hi. Hi, can you hear me?

Yeah, I hear you. Yeah, I go from the mic, please, sir. Oh, sorry. Hey, uh, names is Larry. I'm a big fan of you. Um, what it's 30 seconds oh shit 30 seconds what do you want okay uh big t you said you wanted to lose 50 pounds how are you going to lose those 50 pounds the the fans behind me are you asking please how how are

you going to do okay hey here's what i'm going to do here's what i'm going to effing do i'm going to stop cussing all right first of all i'm going to start i'm going to stop cussing that's one i'm going to stop cussing. That's one thing that's going to happen. All right. I'm going to lock in. I'm going to not door dash anymore. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down. Wait, wait, wait. What'd you say you're not going to door dash anymore? Come on now. Yeah. I'm not going to door dash anymore.

I agree. I'm on the same boat as you. That it's, you know what? I love ordering Chipotle. Like, I love Chipotle. Oh. It's expensive. I heard some like things Willie said. You don't know what they do to that food. So it kind of scared me a little bit. Okay. That's the excitement. Might I add. They just dropped. the GOP Wumble, like... That's a surprise. They just added, like, bonus protein to that shit.

I know, but what do they do to that protein? Like, they pump it with antibiotics or something. Not, look, you don't know, especially when you're trying to cut weight, eating out is never a good thing because you really don't know what you're getting. Yeah. Right. It's like you could have a same exact Chipotle bowl, but homemade and have it be less calories because it's just rice chicken and everything.

And it could be more chicken than you could ever dream of. Yeah, yeah. And Larry, write this down too, When I had a private trainer, he was telling me that all the eight tenders of Hawaiian Hawaiian chicken tenders from Wingstop were not going to help me with my cut after I dipped every single one of them in ranch. But that makes no sense because it's chicken. Yeah.

You'd think, right? You'd think. I would. I do. You know, I was recently told my 1,200 calorie foot long subway sandwich wasn't going to help me lose weight. That's preposterous. I mean, I thought it worked with you.

Was that your lunch? Was that just your lunch? That's my breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You split it up? Do you cut it into three? No, I eat the whole damn thing. No, it's three foot long. It's a 30, a three foot sandwich every day.

But I, no subway, all right? No door dashing. I'm going to try and get my steps in. I recently got some shoes. So I just some cardio. Dude. Got your new shoe, some shoes. I've been wearing the same.

I recently got shoes. Yeah. No, I've been wearing the same freaking easies. Yeah. Like three or four years. And I even. buy him. I got them as like a Christmas gift. So I was like, oh my God, finally. So now I'll get my steps in at the gym and then later a night, if I'm literally doing like nothing, I'm going to go

outside. There's one thing. I'm going to keep getting my steps in. I can't remember if I mentioned this on any podcast, but it is important for anyone listening to always have a really solid investment into anything that's in between you and the ground. That's for your shoes. That's for the chair you sit on, that's for your bed that you lay in. Always invest good into that because you will feel that down the line. So walking in Yeezys or Birkenstocks or Air Forces or any of that stuff, you are like actively going to have knee injury, lower back injury. Yeah, I was getting blisters on my feet and like I just couldn't walk as long. And I literally walked today and I was like, I could walk forever in these shoes. Like, I can just keep going.

Hoka's baby. They're Hoka. Shout out Hoka. Hey, yo. So your resolution is to lose. Lose weight Changed my life for the better All right Bang That's solid Nice hokas

Shout out hoka Shout out hoka Uh Who's turn now Oh can I say one more thing Real fast by shoes Yeah Yeah

I'm actually my next step Because my feet are actually I get it Hey Hey wait No that was intuitive and smart Yeah Sorry

To jog back onto pace Jog back on the pace Come on Oh Go on Run a man on that beep Run a man on Sorry

what is what is it i forgot oh no no souls i'm going to invest into like getting my actual custom souls all right dr swinchill you have to dude you're 25 like you're not at 42 no hey hey dude athletes athletes around that age get their own custom souls so like they you got they're like you need to match your feed shoes don't match your feet no matter what age you got to take care of yourself, you need to open your fucking mind. You need to open your mind up, Isaac. Okay, I'm opening it. If I could, I would drill a hole in your skull right now and let out some fucking

I'm going to give you a visual representation as to what you need to do, right? Because right now you're at this. What it needs to be is, it's a good representation for a lot of people in life. Yeah. Right? Come on, guys. Okay.

So what am I, what am I pondering? I don't know. Okay. Sorry. No, you're you're opening your heart up to taking care of your Swin's souls in place. Who the hell is Dr. Schwinn? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't don't this for too many apples you've been having today. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I had two apples y'all, two apples. I know I'm sorry. Yeah. I don't remember saying you're never going to see Dr. Swin Larry at that point. I don't know. Dude, I don't care

about Dr. Shrimp. I don't really don't. Dr. Swin. It's like a brand for old people's souls are you putting shoes there they're like the jail ones you know the green reaper no i'll take your soul okay so your resolution is to get insoles loved it loved it what your resolution is to get insoles my first resolution is to stop door dashing okay see yeah it's like everybody's because i realize how much money it really is wasted but dude it's even worse in this companies realize that door dash takes a piece So they raised the amount of money on their shit. Yes, they do.

Zaxby's found out that shit was so expensive. And I'd go there. I got a question. Yep. This drink, you're drinking. Yeah. How'd you come upon it? He made it in the kitchen.

Oh. It's his own company. Truth be told, all bits aside, I doored ash. Wow. Hey, you know what? You owned up to it. It's for 30 first. We can appreciate that.

You can appreciate that. That's a step. That's a fucking step right there. It is a step. Get that? Like the insults. But the thing I'm proud of is it's not wing stop. It's an actual like smoothie with protein in it.

Yeah, it could be worse. It's not like bullshit food. That could be a big blizzard. I did Dornash. But it's the 31st. Yeah. So the resolutions haven't started yet. We're just talking about it.

Excuse you. First of all. Wow. My fault. That was, dude Larry. That just reminded me. What happened?

if Larry gives up on burping randomly and then it transfers to like me and now I start to do that. The curse. Oh my God. No, I think it's not a really good it's not a religion of mine to stop burping. I think I'm going to continue burping for sure.

But it will be a resolution to be burping discreetly. Ah, see? No, make it make it loud. Oh, you get louder. Turn up the volume. Turn up the amp. shit. No, I, yeah, it's a bad thing. I don't know if you guys are done with your resolutions,

by the way. I don't want to. Oh. Oh. Um. Oh, door dash. Insoles. Well, the insults thing's not really a resolution. Oh. But, um, I think that I'm pretty much on the same page. What is that? What are you doing? You're going to fap your boner tonight? Yeah. I'm, I'm, yeah. You're fapped in your boner right now? So I just got done fapping. That's why I got my Purell. Wait, yeah. Nobody said no fap. for the New Year's resolution. Dude, because that was November. Yeah.

That's only one month thing. No, no, November. Fapping every day ruins your testosterone. It does. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You just love that.

You fappaholic. You fappaholic mixtape over here. Dude, listen. Dude, your hands can not get any fucking cleaner in no other. I can't wait. Yeah, you're right. You more. Yo.

Take a shot. Take a shot. Go crazy. So, okay, for me, for my resolution, definitely is going to stop being door dashing. Right. I think also it's going to be to also lose weight. But it's more not so much about like losing weight as much as it is just like getting a certain physique I want. So I think for me, I really want that calisthenic sort of physique.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, it's a certain type of body, but it's kind of the same, it's basically the same thing. They call it an otterman. And it's for when swimmers, because swimmers burn a lot of calories. so I've heard. They call them Otterman, I think.

It kind of like otters. Yeah, Otterman. If I look up, Otterman physique, I'm pretty sure. It's going to be like shredded and little to no body fat.

Look up Otter's shellace physique. Otter. Oh my God. What could it be? Views at home. There's a 2D. Otter.

It is a life like so fucking funny. It's like Michael Phelps. Just a little bit. Okay. Well, oh, yeah. So. Ooh.

Look at that. Plumply muscle, you know? Real low body muscle. Hell yeah. So there's that. And then another thing is to, I don't think this is really a resolution. I think it's just like staying motivated and not like taking control of anxiety.

I don't know if that's a resolution or not. But I feel it for a long time, a long time I would let the. like anxieties and self-doubts really kind of like creep on and then it started to hinder my workflow and like kind of work that I was doing and shit and so uh yeah I don't know I'm just kind of like I've I've told myself this I'm gonna start being very aggressive and headstrong on what I want and how I want it just like I want to fucking make videos I want to have a good time making videos I want to like I don't know I just want to explore the world with you guys

and like uh I think that to get there takes a certain mental and so like the resolution is we can go to Mexico I think I've turned a little on Mexico and it'll be a fun fun time and you guys will get to see a lot of a lot of my folks and a lot of what went down when I was like you know butt naked as a kid shooting people

and whatnot with a BB gun it's going to be great it would be cool I'm excited for that but yeah you're saying managing like anxiety you're saying managing like anxiety you're managing the it's because anxiety it's a natural thing y'all right it's your body and your brain kind of keeping you away from

like dying or losing the pack or uh you know losing the fire self down but it's a way to manage it's a way to sort of you experience it but then you can take hold of it and then use it in a way that's like okay i know my body's telling me right now to like prepare right like i'm freaking out my i got goosebumps um i'm like real tense but it's because i'm i'm trying to fight and that's what you need to use it as it's like i need to i'm using this as fuel to fight rather than then like, run. If you're going to do something. Anxiety and depression, they love an idle mind.

They love when you do. Depression is sickening, though. Depression is even worse because oppression's like, uh, depression's like a little troll face. But it's a, it's a sickening troll. It's one of the worst trolls we've probably, humanities ever experienced. Tells your lies, feeds your lies.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, and he's like real, he's real good to, troll, troll man. I don't even know I'm sorry I was about to get off course All right

No I'm sorry What about you? What about you? Oh yeah, Go ahead, Isaac Resolutions Sorry, Tanner,

I I feel like I want to lose My fucking marbles Oh, okay, I was I say And then I'm gonna make it

I'm gonna do a reverse resolution What's a reverse A hundred pounds Gain a hundred pounds And drink every day DoorDash more start door dashing twice a day three times a day

by all of your necessities off TikTok shop yeah stop going to the gym sleep less stop reading no more reading all screen time like really I want to wake up at you know everything so perfect you need to fuck up life a little bit yeah like it's getting boring

I'm so good at this I need to you need to start from ground zero again yeah that'd be such a funny like you make one video a year and it's like doing every single resolution and then next year you do every single thing to do the opposite. Like you just completely

drink out of your life. That's kind of like the biggest loser. That's what he does. He's like, I'm going to lose all these pounds with you. And he's like, all right. So my next client's 300,

50 pounds. I'm going to have to put on a lot of weight. He's like eating like a whole bunch of fucking biggie bags and and bottle boxes and pieces. And he's like, I'm 350 pounds now. But do you have a resolution?

Um, I do think, uh, like toning back at least the, the door dash because that shit is, that's expensive. Um, I want to cook more.

That's what I want to do. I want to cook a lot more, like hearty, hearty, farty meals. Hardy, really good shit. Yeah. Because, dude, I'm not going to lie. Like, I've saved, like, over, over 150, 200 of these fucking recipes are, like, really good for you, fucking. You see those TikToks as well, right?

Oh, yeah. I've been on that for so long, and I've saved them for so long. I've just never, the only one I've ever done is fucking gruel. At that point, you should say so long. to them recipes. Oh, a. A.

Come on. Yeah, that's another resolution. I need to expand my cooking repertoire. I need to expand my gut. I need to get into like a half of it. Dude,

all I know how to cook is rice and ground beef. And fucking slob. It's like a military trainee, bro. It's like so easy. You're like chef from like Tom Jones. What are those called? What are those called? What it was called the pre-made meals.

Oh, uh, are, um, ready, um, Oh, yeah,

MREs. MREs. Oh my God. Survive a year off. I want to be an MRE YouTuber so bad. I want to, I'm like,

I hate, Larry, can you do the, can you eat like the, 1950s MRE? It's like this is the 19, I open the bag. Larry,

dude, every single time in MRE is made, it smells good, but it looks horrible. It's just mush That's all it is It's just fucking mush Last year

And we saw the MREs Yeah I should have got one It had like lasagna on it But you open that bag And it's just sludge This is a can from a World War II

MRE We're gonna open it up Oh All right We'll strong No it smells really good Okay I heard

I heard the MRE Chili and macaroni is so good I heard it's really good I want to try it Is that what you were looking at just now? Yeah I was about a super I was looking at pictures

I was looking at pictures of the chili mac I'm like dude it looks like chili mac And it's like portion control too It's only See The Army is better than we do Me personally I would pull an outdoor boys

And I would just I'd cook out there myself He doesn't do MREs He does not Luke always finds a way to Yeah we're on that We're on that basis Mr. Nichols, if you want me to.

He always finds a way, bro. Mr. Nichols. Mr. Nichols is an algebra one, that's just a really call him what you want. Okay. Larry, what are you resoluting for? Okay, I've already started on one. And it's actually the same thing that these two boys had.

I hope it's not Apple a day. It is not Apple a day. No, that was just spontaneous today. But no, it was also the DoorDash, but I already stopped at a few weeks. weeks back and I've been relying really just on eggs in the morning. Oh my god, y'all. I had eggs yesterday with milk because I was told that if you put milk when you scrambling it, it makes it fluffier. Yeah. I think I think I didn't look at the milk label. And I was like, damn, these eggs

are not really like cooking well. It looks like cauliflower. And then I poured it into my bowl or into my plate and I took a bite and I was like, yeah, I cannot finish it. So I just drank my orange juice and then I like waited the day and I ate one banana. What was what did you put What was the milk? It was just milk. I don't know. It was just milk that we had. I'm guessing what you did was you put the eggs, you scrambled the eggs in the pot, right?

No, no, no, not the pot, the bowl. There was a bowl. Okay, so you scrambled the eggs in the bowl and then added the milk. Yes. You must not have stirred were right. I think the milk is bad. I think, yeah, I think the milk was bad or like was getting bad. Because if it was the same milk that I looked at before I left.

I threw it away. It was the last bit. It was the last bit. But did you, did you cook it. I did cook it. I cooked it all the, I cooked it in medium to live. in a medium to low heat so that it's not like just the outer layer and it's like all the way cooked so did you use hot sauce no hot sauce masks everything hot sauce does mask sauce helps you lose weight

viewers at home i need to put you on game before i go pee and then we're going to look at your resolutions uh well hold on i didn't finish oh i'm sorry buddy sorry i really need to pee my bladder i thought your only thing was like cooking eggs it was just dirt ass it's all he's already oh my fault my fault i'm russian i'm my fault yeah you are no you're you're you're american and my blighter's speaking to me go ahead go ahead go Go ahead. No, no, I'm here for you. I'm here.

You're going to blow up. You're going to hear. You're going to hear. And then second year or second resolution is, um, get a hair cup. That's like, uh, yeah, that's another one. Um, bro, your, your, your New Year's resolution is turned into a to do list. I'm not done. I'm not done.

I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. Yeah, uh, go to the grocery store again. Shower, my new year's resolution to shower. I got to do my taxes in April. Oh shit, I forgot to do my bed. Do my bed again.

Yeah. No, it's really, well, work related is to start up my channel. Yeah. Start up my channel and doing it as early as I can. Now, I've learned a lot working with the group channels. So I'm applying everything that I've learned into it. And it's going to be, we're going to see. We'll see.

Maybe it's the lamest videos on Earth. Maybe it's the not lamest videos. videos on earth. We'll ponder. We'll see. We'll take a look. You guys be the judges. Can you just make those videos? Can you make those videos like Fern do or like those like the 3D like, uh, you see those TikTok edits where they're like do do do do it. It's like the four trillion dollar bank heist. Yeah. It's like yeah. But it's like a you wake up one day and and then the comments are like I did all that. Me? I did all that. What is? No, I don't know. Yeah. You never skip. I've never seen. I've never seen.

Beauty video. Never skip a song. Larry, can you have a stick like for your YouTube channel? Can you be like the tidy, witty gamer? Like all you wear is like

underwear. Can you go by that? Go by the tidy witty gamer. The tidy witty gamer? Yeah. Talking about. Every time you do a video, you're starting on face cam.

You punch the camera and say, what's up, Tidy whitey nation? You stand up and twerk. And you're just like fling it up and down in the pants. I'm fling my dog everywhere. Like fucking.

You have like, hands on your underwear. If you don't do it. Someone's going to do it, Larry. Someone's going to take that idea. You fuck. I mean, you could have whispered in my ear. Sorry.

I'm sorry. You know, I'll actually, someone can take that. You got, if someone's listening and you're like, what about the Gimp gamer? Ooh. Oh, speaking of Gimp, dude, the last, okay, so we posted, we posted the road trip video and thank fucking God, y'all, we're finally able to see Tanner talking about how he wants on his mouth and he wants to be fucking. and put in a vacuum seal

fucking I forgot I said that you know where that started by the way how did that even start it started when we went to that balloon museum

and we were having a conversation about gimping Tanner for a Willie vlog and ever since then apparently that's been on his mind it's been on my mind like four months later like imagine me

and he added an apple I don't want to imagine that I really don't I really don't want to no it's not you're not helping you're not it's not okay just imagine no just everybody in the just imagine everybody watching picture it if you're driving just picture it no I'm not I'm not imagine you out no I'm not we're not gimping you out it's not no um truth be told though resolution we're not we're not giving tenor that is not

all right tenor wants to get gimped really bad Isaac Like, what the fuck? I've been talking about it for a year now. He wants an apple in his mouth. He wants to get gimp. I don't want to Gimp Tanner. Also, dude, I just watched a video on the toilet. I need to let you guys know.

So New Year's Eve, if I'm correct, and today is a Wednesday. We're doing a podcast today. Yeah, falls on a Wednesday, which is right in the middle of a week. Okay. Usually you don't drink in the middle of the week. That's not law. But then someone pointed out to me that Thursday, the first of the year, is a thirsty Thursday.

So naturally, you're going to have to drink some more that night. It's a Thursday Thursday for crying out loud. However, now here's the conundrum. It was brought to my attention. The second of the year. So the second of January is going to be a Friday. Yeah.

And everyone knows it is by nature. You must celebrate the weekend. You know? That's true. But now here's the problem because the third is a Saturday. And those are for the boys. And that is for the boys. And naturally, a few bruskeys may come to the light and go into my mouth.

Wait, Isaac, I'm pretty sure that's a problem. The fourth day, lands. It's a Sunday. And that's wrapping up, though. It's the Lord's day that you have to rest. It's the Sabbath. And now what you do, when you do drink, you, you tend to relax, don't you? Okay.

So anyways, shout out to cut the activist. I'm not just going to steal your joke and put it on a podcast, man. That was some scriptures you were writing there, man. I'm not going to lie. That was a good video. Respect, respect. Yeah, man. So have fun drinking effort for four more days, you guys.

Happy thirsty, no. Happy freaky Friday. Go crazy, go stupid. Go stupid, bro. You guys want to see what I got for Christmas? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have it?

This is all I got for Christmas. Um, audio listeners at home, he, he got himself a, uh, that, that baby gift. You got the son. He got the son. He got the prodigy. He got the fuck got you that. Who the fuck got you that? Your sister.

My grandpa. You're grandpa. I don't know, man. I don't know. We better leave that whole shirt in 2025. You leave a big team in 2025, bro. Dude. I'm going to start building

on my collection I need a vinyl now a record player vinyl player I need cassette players I need everything I need the whole thing Okay

I'm building on my system They're stopping CD production in 2026 Oh yeah Wait what No way Oh my god Oh my God

Oh my God Be careful because you get the glove yourself Views are home Willie just pulled out A pair of gloves Dude Willie's in the glove

The gloving community! I knew it! You're Mr. Hands, aren't you? I know you're... Call O.J. Simpson with these gloves. Oh. Yeah, I'm... Wow, that's actually crazy. I've picked up the hobby of globbing. How many tricks you know?

Only like two. Okay. You're a bandwagon, man. That's actually cool. No, he's starting up. You TikTok shop everything. You're like... Oh, crap.

Oh, crap. What? What? Isaac, you look, he started it. You can't just go, what? What? Dude, Raya is going wine. going wine. Yeah, they're fighting, they're fighting behind me.

You're seeing the image like the whole house, man. With the dog that's like me helping the collar. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the people are fighting and the dogs are also fighting. That's all the Christmas version, the whole house jolly. It's like everyone has Santa. I want to run Santa hats and the dog is a beard. So do a trick. That's cool. I thought it was different colors. There, there is multiple different colors. I'm trying here

It's okay Yeah That's a hard That's a hard one Oh fuck No you're like I'm sorry But the fucking

Ryan the back Dude yeah She is attacking bento But he's smacking her So they're having fun That's good Yeah they're doing well But yeah

Gloving is my real thing now So Fuck yeah bro Entering the new year with gloving Yeah Fuck yeah Yeah So if anyone

If you guys If you guys want To get involved Let me know Okay, if I've one advice for any Glover is never let the Pinky linger, okay? No, the Pinky always has to go down and pretty snappy. Like that's your finishing. It's either, it's either this or I would have been sliding.

So which, which one? I can do sliding. Oh, with the knees, with the knee pads. Oh, that's right. That's right. I heard there's a little bit of a turf war, like some, some war going on between the two. It's the niche war. Yeah.

You guys, it's 2026 now. Like, I mean, we're talking about ancient news here. Come on. Yeah, Glovings. Can I show you guys my last birthday, I mean my Christmas present that I bought myself? Yeah,

sure. I bought myself. The whole house member. Oh, it's a cold. Oh, is that a comb? The attachment.

What is that? Grown ass me is excited about. Dude, what? Look at that. Oh, is that a cold. It looks like a brush.

Yeah, you're right. That's a, that's a drill bit set. Fuck, yeah. Bro. What are you going to arm?

What are going to build? Dude, I can't concentrate with these animals behind me right now. I'm looking at them. The whole house. The whole house is ready to construct. The whole house building. Dude, they're going at it.

They're going crazy. So what are you going to do? We just see? Oh, I'm going to, well, I already used it. I needed to fix my, my chair, and then I fixed my chair. Oh, good. So, dude, they are fucking everything up. I heard, meow.

So before we go through all one. hour and 10 minutes of our time here. Can we go through the resolutions that everyone else had? Absolutely. Just the season to know about that. I will say, I picked out 10, but the last one is a bit, oh, damn, I stabled it wrong. Stippling backwards. Oh, man.

Okay. The last one is a bit longer than the rest, but I did see a lot of love and passion in it. So I was like, you know what? Yeah, we'll read it out. But I'm going to go through these. I picked out 10. There was a lot. There was a lot.

But there is a lot of similar ones. So I kind of just picked out, you know. All right. So, okay. First one is, dear fine fellows, no one asked the group.

I hope this message finds you well. For the coming year, 2026, my new year's resolution is to bake more than I already do and hopefully get on the great British bakeoff in 2027. The great kind of. disregards are

yeah what are you sorry y'all the animals are just going at it in the back we got Benny Benny so what's gonna die there's blood

there's bloodshed it's splattering all over the wall there's actual blood splatter going all across the screen what I'd be doing to Larry when he's trying to relax I'm like a sleep on the couch you're like

is Benny in a he was in a double bag he was in a little bag yeah what the fuck is his d why he's in there whoa hey uh they do this shit like all the time bro it's not even so cute oh not to so yeah the great british break off yeah great off now i picked that one out because i was like well i hope that we get to get an email soon or like in you know 2027 and say hey i made it to the great british make off how about this how about this whoever that is what's their name yeah well i just i told them to put their initials or like

a like a fake name so r are all right r listen or um if you do somehow my god's goodwill get on to the great british baking station in twenty 26 uh i'm expecting a shout out or something because oh yeah uh like you can't just wait what i want to know i want to know via the news i want to wake up on twitter and say this guy just did this on the great british bacon station and i want my jaw to fall off my head that's what I want. British desserts and I want you

to make Millionaire Shortbread That's what I want It's called Millionaire Shortbread It's really delicious How about this? Make monkey bread Make the best

monkey bread I love monkey bread I haven't had monkey bread In such a long time I was at BJ's brewhouse yesterday I need to let you guys know something

They have monkey bread When did you go to BJ's brewhouse And without the gang What is monkey bread It was a private event It was an equity thing We're talking about equity for BJ's Bruehouse

because I have equity or BJs. Yeah, he has 75% of BJ's equity. Yeah, I was the one who said BJs would be funny. Monkey bread. I mean, monkey bread is like bread you can pull apart and it's like cinnamony and it's like gooey. Yeah, imagine. And it's like it's in like a kind of a bowl shape. Do they use honey?

No. I think it's not honey, right? A maple syrup or something. Honey got canceled one time ago. Honey was a scam. Honey was a scam and stop eating that shit. I'm going to look at monkey bread. That was a good shit.

Larry, look up monkey bread on your. Larry, look up monkey bread on your. computer you are curious yeah it looks awesome no okay next resolution okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry if i do my mouse and you know how it goes yeah no yeah let's go do these because i want to okay uh hey groupers um coming in from new zealand heard you wanted me to share i like how they put heard you wanted me to share my news resolution as if we asked some friends hold them hey so the group ask us uh Asked you specifically.

Yeah, what's your resolution? So we. So, yeah, okay. Heard you wanted me to share my news resolution with you guys. Well, my plan for 2026 is to go to the gym on a regular basis. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I know that's basic, but it's something I really haven't been trying to do these past years.

Okay. But my main plan is to fix up my diet, mainly cutting out sugar for my diet. I heard it's really good for you. It is. Please, please can I have pointers? So that's going to be my goal. Love watching all the group content Including all your personal channels and I'm an ad of it

Spotify listener to the TGC podcast So you can say I'm a super fan Have a good news and even greater year Solomon Oh look at the bag Shout out Solomon He's in the bag Oh look at Ryan

He's a new computer in there Ryaz so funny No way Oh Here's at home It was like a jump scare Okay It doesn't a razor bag

Listen I after these resolutions, I plan to go on a 10 to 15 minute rant about people like you, all of, but, um, there's a lot. But no, please do. Like, I mean, I, I need to go on a rant because as someone who goes to the gym very, very, very often throughout the year, 365 days. If I could. Um, God, it's not going to be a fun first two weeks for me at the gym. Uh, for this 2026, guys, I'm not going to lie because everyone wants to fix their shit at the same time. And they should. And they should as they should, but

don't get on my machines. Sorry, I'm kicking you off. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Do not touch those cables. That's a shared fucking space, bro. I think they wanted shared choice and not violence. Listen, Joey Swole. Love you. You know, great, great shit. However, there comes a time. Don't get on the cables. Those are

mine. I need to use them now. Is what I had to say to people. also cutting sugar out of your diet is it can be a good and bad thing just don't eat fucking donuts and like things that make sense from from a guy that would drink a mountain dew every single day

as soon as I cut out all the sodas I stopped really caring about buying stuff with sugar like all I want is diet do diet for a guy who ate Cheetos every day of his life so does it's not fucking worth it when I cut out Cheetos I got super

sad and it's been ever it's been like that ever since so i started eating cheetos again i got happy everything got bright again so just letting y'all know okay also just be consistent be consistent set nice short term short term goals you know you do not if you're not feeling the gym just do 10 minutes walking do three of your favorite lifts and do 10 minutes walking to cool down consistency will always overpower intensity and don't feel like you need to leave the gym dripping what that that's yeah you just got to go in there do some things you like and have it always starts with diet. So if you're feeling hungry, drink water. If you're, you know, intermittent fasting is always the best to really, to get that going because your body's now pulling from where the

resources on you, right? Wouldn't eat too late. All the things that you used to hear growing up, like, don't eat past a certain amount of time. It's like, that shit does contribute. It's super simple. Intermittent fast, have protein, moderate to low carbs, moderate to low sugars, typically low sugars, you should be fine, man. So, dude, sweet potatoes are, I'm telling you, bro. Sweet potatoes are the peak of carbohydrate. I promise. I never had Kiwan.

Smaller meals, but more often also. Help a lot. Caloric deficit. Yeah, small portions. Portions. Smaller portions and more often. It's such a broken record thing, and I feel bad saying the same shit everyone else says, but it's like caloric deficit, eight hours of sleep, consistency, more

than intense. And drink water. Yep. Drink water. That sounds like when you snack. When you snack, you don't got to finish the whole bag. You don't got to finish the whole thing. You ain't even got a snack.

Sometimes discipline come in. You just got to say, no, get that shit out of here. Hack. Hack time. Okay. Let's just say you bought a big bag of Doritos, let's just say. Don't bring that whole big bag of Doritos to where you're at because you'll go through the whole bag. Portion plate.

You won't stop. And put the bag away. Boom, done. Better idea. I'm telling you the plate method is. is is it works wonders just don't even get fucking Doritos bro sometimes y'all

I just imagine a bag and I'm eating like this but I don't really have a bag but it feels me the same way no it don't I still need a bag but it's hard it's real tough

it's real tough actually it doesn't really work at all it doesn't work I'm lying I'm lying I'm one more I'm sorry I yeah it's the same thing everyone else I just drink water speed run

okay I judge this one because it's funny It's going to be hard to pronounce here Ayah Hellsup Aya Hellsup New Year's resolution is Eat bread

Get bread Because you know the apple Doesn't fall far from the tree And what goes around Comes around Basically what I'm saying is Either way Action speak louder than words

I mean you got to strike While the iron is hot You know that No glad Glad? I wish I had that With my rhymes, squeeze the money out of the Limes, commit crimes, no I don't Biggie blown up my phone

P.S. Signed from Calvin. Calvin, listen, dude. Shout the hell out, Calvin, dude. I wish you the luck, man. Sorry, these lights are so bright. All the luck. Look at that first. Can we put that in our kitchen? Can we put that in our kitchen?

Hey, y'all so. Hey, y'all so. New Year's Revolution? New Year's Revolution. Oh, Revolution. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

New Year's Revolution. That's a funny one. Sorry. Shout out Calvin, dude. Good. Damn, and I pick another funny one. I forgot. I picked two silly ones out of my 10 options.

That's fine. I like funny. Sorry about that, y'all. High group for 20. God, damn. It's like a dad joke. For 26, my resolution will be 3840 by 2160 or 40. It's the same resolution as last year, but it worked out for me last time.

And I can feel, and I feel like I can keep on with these graphics. All right, yeah, that's, you said 31, 31, 30, 30, 30, 30, 40 by 30, 20, 20, 21, 6th. Damn, how are people going, how are people going that high in resolution? That's, that's what I'm at. I don't know. I'm at 1920 and 10. It's your monitor, bro. You got to get a nicer one, a nicer one.

Okay. Oh. So, uh, I picked this one out. It's a short one. very, very short one, but I picked it out because it's, it's something I wanted to kind of talk a little further in. Your processable innovation. Hey group, for 2026, I wanted to lock in for content on YouTube, get better at my music production skills and learn coding for video games. Okay. Love the vids. F. Now, okay, like I said, very short. However, yeah, go ahead. Um, pick one. All right. A lot of these require a lot of work. Yeah. There you go. And start small. Don't pull a soft, Willie. Uh, it's, it's a lot of projects. And, uh, it's a lot of projects. And, uh, it's a lot of projects. And, uh, A lot of learning different things for different projects. Yeah, it's a lot.

The number one thing that happens when you do a resolution is like you end up over committing to several things that you think that you can do and pull off and it never works out. Like by week two, you're done and you're back to your old self. Pick one thing. So pick your most favorite thing you want to work on and then that'll carry over to the other things and you can just side project those things. If it's YouTube, if it's production, if it's coding, you have to pick one and you can't like you just got to be careful with yourself.

In some ways, they can overlap. Yes, that's true. There are ways, there are, yeah, it's all, it's all, yeah. But, you know, you have to really kind of, you put into a position where you're trying to prioritize now. So you can't, you're, I like to view everything in my life as if they're all progress bars. And so, like, I look at, like, my skill sets and, like, where are they at in a progress

bar compared to everything else? And the more tasks you take on, the slower every single progress bar goes, unless you start, you know, lessening the amount of tasks. that you have. Think of your life like solo leveling, dude. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, I do one to have one.

Hey, and some things really, really do overlap because when I was editing and I was getting into sound design and I was like, okay, I want these videos to sound equally nice, you know, loud, punchy, nothing, nothing, whatever.

And, you know, you start to learn how to use compressors. You start to learn how to use limiters, EQing. And that crosses over to music production, right? It's like you're doing the same thing. It's just different context. So it's like, in some ways,

you could do like you said YouTube and music productions they can cross YouTube and learn coding for video games some YouTubers their whole videos are you know

coding a game or like coding or learning how to code so like maybe there's some things you can apply you can yeah Venn diagram definitely try and

be careful with not overloading yourself and overwhelming and then you just end up like throwing your hands up you know yeah so yeah

I picked that one out just to point that out you know best of luck to you um let's see here this is i think somewhat similar that i wanted to point out i can't remember exactly why i picked their group my news resolution is to lose weight earn enough money to live comfortably without worry travel and have fun new experiences basically enjoying life more than ever okay um so about that thing that we just were talking about pick one one thing yeah yeah it was

it's yeah how about definitely enjoy life more than before but yeah no you're able to do all those you can do you can enjoy life or easily it's a byproduct enjoying life can be a byproduct of something else on that list you know if you making money I'm sure you could live a wonderfully comfortable life you could travel as well so you want to make some money you know maybe your new year's resolution is to pick up a new skill or trait you know research developed look into shit you know yeah I think what I was trying to get at that was um enjoying life comes when you're actively trying to change or like progress in something. I think a lot of us think that like whenever we reach the goal, that's when we

start to enjoy life. In reality, it's, you know, you have the hiccup at first, right? You have that first initial, like you go to the gym for the first time. You're sore. You're all, you're very tired. Or you just get there and you don't want to go in because it's like angsty. You know, you're yeah, exactly. It's scary or like when you're starting to work, you know, you're learning something new you're you're you don't know where to take it or i don't know there's so many things but i think the progression getting comfortable with progression getting comfortable with like learning is it's that's where you start to enjoy it's the journey it's the journey not the journey not the journey but it is the journey and not the destination though the destination

you know makes you happy to right but both both both things can be true right um so yeah i think i think the number one thing for all these resolutions no matter what is just a lifestyle change and it's one day or day one mental so you know it's just like you want to lose weight well instead of like yeah that's great to know that so now where do you go from there well how do you start where do you start what needs to change looking it's basically like sitting down every like look at your own house and you kind of like you're like used to seeing the same environment all the time so something that looks like it's in place for you for other people would be like oh why is that there you know it's kind of the same thing with like your life and everything you're

doing in your life. So it's like inter-perspective sort of, like, where you're trying to look at yourself and try and rip yourself out of your own eyeballs and be like, what can I do different? And I feel like for most of people, they are able to kind of tell like, oh, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have had a Twinkie or three yesterday. And then also like, you know, and I, you know, I mean, I'm guilty of it too, dude. Sometimes I'll be laying in bed and I'm like, fuck, a peanut M&M sounds so good right now. And I just grab a whole bunch of them. And it's like, it's four o'clock in the morning when I did that. And it's like, why did I do that? What the hell is. Oh, shit. Four o'clock a.m. Peanut M&M break? Yeah. I've done that before. Late night editing sessions get me

going sometimes. For them peanuts. You know what I'm saying? P peanuts, main. But like, I recognize I'm like, yeah, dude, I totally don't need to do that right now. Step one is acknowledging. Yeah. Acknowledge a problem. Step two is. I feel like, yeah, step one is acknowledging. Step two is accepting. Like that that is an issue where I'm at now. Not accepting as in like this is who I am, but like accepting that this is where I'm at right now. This is what I'm doing right now. not want to be here. But it does, yeah, exactly. It's like, I don't, I don't want to. Dude, when I was a big fat chud, oh my God, bro. Like, I was, I remember all those years ago, I was like, dang, dude. Okay, to be honest, I don't know if I've ever talked about this on the podcast or not,

but one of the reasons why I changed my weight was because my dad was telling me about how unhappy I was. Like, he just didn't want to, like, I either could have gotten upset by that information or I could have decided to change it, right? Like, there's two different ways that you could have taken that information. So he was like, yeah, I mean, like, you're just really unhappy. And I'm like, I don't really want to be around that. And that's, like, totally fucking fair. You know, it's like, shit, dude, if I'm unhappy as shit, I don't want him to be around that.

You use it as a bouncing board, too. Yeah, yeah. I used it as a way to, like, change my shit. So I would start to go on walks and I start watching what I was eating. But, like, even in losing my weight, you could watch in, like, the last leave VC, I think, two, I think that's when we did in 2021. Like, I was still eating snicker bars and I still ordered Wawa and stuff. But, like, at the,

very end of that, I would go to the gym and I'd work it all off. So my mental at the time was just like really taking a look back at like everything that I was doing and yeah, going from there. Reflecting. I was I was a chud, dude. It was a big old chud. You chud. And none of you motherfuck

has told me. Oh, we did. You fucking chud. Yeah, we did. I remember. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, we did. Oh, no, Nick. We did. there were a lot of fat jokes um yeah looking bad you know they were a little and they could have been horrible but um dude i always love reading some of the comments

sometimes where people are like oh dude the fat jokes dude nick would endured so many fat jokes and i'm sitting here like you know i remember one time i just got upset because calling someone fat is not funny it's how you make the joke happen right like i always go back to when yummy made the joke about or was it yummy on the podcast when we're in japan he said how does the belt know your weight there. No, it was me. It said 500 pounds

and it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, yeah. Say, how's it to know your weight, bro?

Like that shit is so funny. Like that shit dead out. That's just like creative. It locked me in my room for a week. Like I was just thinking about it. Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah.

I would put that on a bell. Yeah. Because like, I don't know. Growing up, I was always called fat and stuff. And so, like, hearing that for a long, it's not even like you're upset about it. You're just, like, be creative, bro. Yeah.

I started turning into, like, those Instagrams, like, the guys on Instagram, they're, like, they're kind of corny, but people are commenting all the time. Like, do you do cancelations? Like, do you do canceling it? What do they say? They'll be like, do your talent, hidden talent, keep it hidden. Yeah. People, like.

But they respond to it. those comments, you know, like, so funny, real creative. How about you get funny or something like that? That should is creative. Yeah, that was a lot to you. It's really funny to read sometimes. Do you do cancellation? Yeah, some of the ones

that I've never seen before, I'm like, damn, that's pretty, that's pretty witty. But then everyone says it, so it's like, oh, man. I've seen, I've seen some diamond-ass comment sections as a reason, bro. Like some really insane. People are getting funny, bro. People are bringing humor back.

Yo, funny's coming back 2026. Let's get it. all right how many how many more do we have of resolution we have we have these three and then we have the big one okay okay okay let's knock her out that's perfect dear the group chat number one for twenty six i want to start vlogging more and gain the courage to post it i have been vlogging for like months now and delete it right after i'm done number two for twenty 26 i want to insta instill more confidence in my everyday life i want to trust my gut more and just be confident overall i hope you guys have a new year z

Have a new year. A fucking man. Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully. Hope you guys have a new year. I'll be guys have one new year. Thank you, Z. Yeah, trusting.

Well, blogging more, getting the curse to post it because you delete it right afterwards. I think that like, we've all gone through that stage where we all like, we're like, crap, we don't want to post this shit. Or like, I'm curious what's making them do that. Right. Is it the self-confidence thing? What was that second thing? Yeah. Well, the second thing was to instill more confidence in their air.

everyday life and then also trust their gut more. Yeah, so if they're doing that, that it's probably a self-confidence thing more than anything, right? Because there are some people who are perfectionists and they just won't post because they just don't like the way it is. And that's not, that's totally different than self-confidence.

But like self-confidence would be like, for example, with me in a vlog, like, oh, I don't like the way I look in this video. My lips look chapped as fuck. Holy shit. I can see a bugger in my nose. What the fuck? You know, and I'm like, I won't even post it. Yeah, like I can get that for sure.

You don't ever escape that, though. I'll be completely honest. I didn't upload a video because I didn't like how my weight looked. I was like, what the fuck? I'm gonna be real, like people, people who watch content and they may see someone change, like nine times out of 10, the things that you see in yourself or on your screen of you are only things are going through your head, you know, the average viewer doesn't go there and to like a Willie vlog and say, oh my God, this guy's boogger is so fucking humongous.

And that's just, you know, they might. There might be like one or two people, but like majority. speaking? No. Like, they're not looking at your booger nose. I mean, they might be. Maybe they are. Maybe it's all they see, actually. They're fine. Hold on. Yeah. Got to eat boogers?

No, you're, you are right on that. I've been seeing some comments about how I've gained a little bit weight and, you know, I've just accepted that. I mean, I'm getting older, dude. I'm like 26. And I I'm old as hell. And we're changing that anyways in 2026. Yeah, no. Yeah, we just. I get my 65 year old dad

who's like, what you get to a dude? Yeah, you're 26. You're young. That's not old, bro. That's not old at all. I don't know. I'm just not used to it. That's not old. It is different. Because I lost my weight very easily when I was younger. Yeah. And then during like these times, I was like, oh, I can just like lose this weight like way easier like I did before. Yeah. And it is a little harder. So now I've been really like focusing super hard on just losing weight. Like I've been doing more things I've never done in the gym before. And I've just been trying my hardest. But yeah. My confidence is I'm working on it. That's where I get mine from. Even though people see me as a little chubby right now. But no, as long as I work on it. Like appearance is, uh, that's something that you can change. You could change a lot about yourself.

You know, you're waiting. I think that, uh, I think the position that we're in, especially, like, you know, I think that a lot, it's known, but it's not really thought about much, like the people that we, we are humans at the end of the day, people watch us. They don't entirely think of it as such, right? So, like, they'll type out something and they don't really expect to even know or see that, like, we would even read something like that. And of course, what they say can impact us to some extent, right?

And so I, for example, I see that stuff. And I, like, know those, I see those observations that people make. And it's not like it's a call to action for people to be nicer in the comments. It's just, we see that shit. Yeah, no, I mean, we see that shit. And it's just a matter of, like, can you handle that criticism or not? It's kind of like the mental of you see a thousand good comments, but one bad comment ruins your day. Yeah.

You know what I mean? That's a real thing. That is a real thing. But, I mean, it is making me lock in a little bit more. Just like, I don't, I don't want people to comment about that way anymore. So I'm just going to just fucking do it. Right. And I'm not trying to.

take away from the fuel to help you lose weight. But at the same time, you know, the people that do leave those types of comments is a spur of the moment thought in their head and they type it out and they send. And then they go on their day. Like, they're not sitting there like, oh, man, Tarran's going to see that shit. Like, oh, man, he's so going to think like, oh, man, he's so going to analyze this shit. I saw a really funny one because I just know that that was way out of proportion. Somebody said I was, I looked like DJ Callid now.

That's not true. Oh, no. No. I can kind of see it Dude DJ Tallin was like melting on the beach He's like 600 pounds I'm like 240 right now right I'm 240

There's so much room Your power Like I'm I'm 210 30 pounds off of you would be It's night and day And that is so achievable That's so achievable He could do that shit

He's also 5 foot 9 So I am 5 foot 9 I'm more stout so Well Tanner also has like humongous titties like all muscle titties. Yeah. I think sometimes you just post it on. I can't hope.

I think so what ends up happening what changes is like bless you. Thank you guys. What happens is like in the fitness world and stuff like that because I don't want to like divert off of the person that told us about their resolution. Oh yeah. Sorry. You you will plateau at one point or another. Right. And so like

let's just say that you're for example, at least can go for anyone. Damn. What fuck was that? Bless you. Oh, my God. Is that a sneeze? Yeah. Yeah. Let's just say that you are new to the gym, bro.

Like, a couch potato will lose weight really fast. If you are not active, you're going to lose weight really quickly. And then there will get a point in time where it starts to get harder. And then obviously, like, think of it like a graph, like the difficulty as you progress in age as well will start to get more difficult too, right? So, you know, you have to like always be on top of your fucking diet. You don't always have to be, right? Like, you don't, you're not competing, right?

Like, this goes for anybody. There's no reason to develop an eating disorder. Or, you know, try and be like, oh, yeah, I don't want to fucking eat. I can't eat past two o'clock in the fucking afternoon because I need to, I'm counting all my macros. It's like, bro, you cannot starve yourself out of weight loss. That is not going to happen. You could, but that is so unhealthy and that is, like, I thought that. It won't even work anyway.

I thought all that until I got a fucking private trainer who's an Olympian and this motherfucker is sitting there like, you are a dumb ass. You are so stupid. You don't know the fuck you're talking about. Your body will think it's like starving and it'll preserve that. It'll hold on. Hold on to you. Let me repeat that for the people in the back.

If you stop eating and you're trying to lose weight, your body immediately realizes and will make it harder for you to lose the fat. Bro, not even that. You won't even poop anymore. Like, you will, like, do distress, do distress your body will hold on to it. Yeah, cortisol poop. Hold on. It holds in everything.

It's like that Spider-Man scene where he's like on the train. Yeah. And he's like, but the train is poop. The train is a big turd Coming up the ass And Spider-Man has cortisol Yeah Yeah

I mean I'm not gonna pretend Like I know everything But I've worked with enough Private trainers now For the last three years of my life To know that like The way I was doing it originally Back in 2021 versus now

Or 2022 Right Where I like reached like 194 Lean I was unhappy as fuck You know working and then working with people who are like 8 to 10%

12% body fat and they're like and they're happy and they're happy it's like what are you doing? It's like fuck you dude tell me how and then they tell me how and I'm like fuck yeah yeah one of my goals trying to get 3% body fat this next one

is my New Year's wrestling snuck that in there kidding kidding oh good segue what's a new one but yeah trust your gut feeling as well I was gonna get more into that

I honestly lost my train of thought of it though but it was the gut feeling because I use my gut a lot like my gut feeling I use probably it's quite a big one so yeah it's quite a big gut yeah a lot of Cheetos in there and so I try to use it as much as I can

but it's it's one thing for sure to trust because your gut feeling is essentially your brain before you even realize it kind of like putting in all the details together and then kind of giving you that like noge nudge it's your intuition

That's not a good idea, you know. And then before you realize it, you're like, wait, I feel like this is not a good idea. And then, yeah, you kind of act on that. But definitely look into that more and sort of try to use that more. It's a superpower. My New Year's resolution is to limit my time on social medias. I spend way too much day on my Twitter paying attention to meaningless topics that I really could give less of a fuff about. So I would like to stop doing that.

Rio is re-opin this bitch Rio I'm gonna be real you start drinking macha too start drinking macha yeah start wearing cardigans yep yeah you heard of the core zip

do by chocolate yep exactly exactly just like that you'll be totally bullied them out of that bro

stay on yeah stay on social media what the fuck yeah you're missing out like there's gonna be a really funny thing

and you're not I think so when I think about a lot that's actually fear, bro. That's actually a fear of mine not being tapped in enough onto like online anything. So that's why

I mean, if you're not tapped then you figure it out fuck it. Um, I feel like a lot of these things, because it's, it's to do with diets, it's to do with media, to do the things. One of the biggest things that I think everyone could do better with is control. It's like control.

It's a control of discipline. Yeah, limiting and like being truthfully. Put your phone down at like when you, before you go to bed. hour before, two hours before, just don't even look at your phone at all. Because you can still be on your phone for a little bit, but don't be, I'd just go, yeah, bro, I have to admit, I'm addicted to my phone. Like, I, I don't go, I'm not addicted to my phone or like, I need to be on it right now and like, it's over there and that's fine. But if I'm not doing anything, I think it's sometimes hard. Like,

I can actually embrace boredom, but holy fuck, is it hard. It should not be that difficult to embrace boredom. One of the reasons, you know, one of the reasons is because, um, a lot of our brains are wired you know dopamine i'm sure you know i mean you can see all these fucking fireworks there's a reason that you're staring at them right now and not yeah i thought the entire bridge was exploded yeah i mean there's there are things in life especially as a recent on your phone there's like like scientifically engineered shit to keep you engaged in something you know there's a reason you go on twitter and all you see are things that you like and if you see something you don't like it's not going to appear again like it's everything

is engineered to appeal to you your dopamine your feel good media is going to yes it's very easy to stay engaged on several social media what's up what is this person's name again real uh yeah Rio okay Rio you have to think of it like this okay fucking just turn your chair backwards and sit down yeah your goal listen sit to sit down yeah real your goal is to get put your phone down and spend less time but if that's the case how are you going to be able to going to prediction markets like polymarket and be able to bet on things in life. This sounds like an ad fully crap. Whoa.

That was, whoa. You paid. Not at all. That was too easy. Okay. All the money you're missing out on prediction. You could 100 X on rain bet right now. Like what are you doing?

Real beep. Real peep. Oh gosh. No, not sponsored. I don't even use it. Oh my God. No,

like it said, I think it's a matter of control. I think it's a matter of, um, Because it's like a lot of these things, guys, it's fine. It's just not fine at the excess that we're doing it. That's the problem. It's like it's fine a snack, but not the excess that we're doing it, right?

It's fine to indulge in like fucking social media, but not at the extent that we're doing it. It's all matter of. Moderation is a key to everything. Moderation is a key. It's a matter because there are genuinely interesting things. Like there are some things that I see on social media and I think about and I can even like reuse in my, I, you know, when I'm talking to somebody or a topic that I, that I bring up, you know, it's like these things that like, there are genuinely, I think we can all agree. We've seen genuinely interesting things on social media. And it's like, damn, I was, yeah, that's sick. Instead of doom scrolling slop, yeah, instead of doom scrolling slop, doom scrolling fucking like articles. Yeah, no, honestly, go down Wikimedia media holes. Like, learn some shit. You know, Wikimedia, man. Wikimedia, man. I have some, I have some accounts myself that are curated only to really.

pump out like shit that I'm interested in as far like that I can reuse or uh that kind of inspires me or motivates me um and when I'm if I'm ever going to dooms scroll then that's what I'll be doom scrolling sometimes or or if I choose and I'm like say I'm waiting on something and there's nothing for me to do then I'll look at the bullshit then I'll look at the fucking crap that's on you know whatever reels or all that um you know a way to get yourself to get off of your phone is to turn off the brightness, like the, not the brightness,

the saturation or whatever, make it almost gray scale. That worked for me for like a week. I was pretty bad on my phone for a while and I turned the gray scale on and it's just black and whites everything and your brain stops getting like

all of the fucking happy color flashings. Yeah, bro. Dude, yes. So I turned that shit off and I was like, dude, this is boring as fuck.

It's like when I shut my phone. Yeah. So I turn my phone. Yeah. And then another thing another thing was timers, bro. Put Larry on to that timer method, bro. Oh, yeah.

Timers for things in life, bro. It works. Pimbers for. It's cute. It's super cute. Objectives and everything, dude. I wish you luck, Rio. It's going to be a tough one.

Just let me know, Rio if you want to have prediction marketing. No, no, no. And also to the one before Z, I wish we wish you luck as well, Z. Yes, yes. We wish everyone luck. Everyone who's out there with their resolutions. All right, we got two more. We got one that's cute.

And we got another one that's also cute. more insightful. Okay. All right. So this next one is just adorable. I was like, oh, that's nice.

Hi, the group. My New Year's resolution is getting a job at a retirement home. I love helping people and I really hope I can find a job

where I can do that. Hey. That's a good resolution. So yeah, that's awesome. That's really, really cool. And like,

I really appreciate you even like wanting to just help in a retirement home. Because that's like one of those places where so much neglect happens. The elderly abuse is real, bro.

Abuse. yeah a lot of that and i'll be real talk to them as much a lot of people fail to realize that you know some of these people that are older you know and maybe like less operational than than you are or were at one point your age you know with with similar thoughts and it's really interesting sitting down and like cracking away that old crust of a lot of these people in like retirement homes having like a genuine conversation with them and coming to realize like whoa like you're just like a big you're a big fucking i wonder if retirement home are going to be funnier as we get

older and like sort of funniest old guy I'm like everyone's going to be like I don't know I can't think of anything but sorry that was like we're now now we're making

see come on yeah see now I'm talking about us though that's going to be us I we're going to have a ranch we're going to have a big old ranch Isaac's house is going to be all at the very end away from everyone else and its doors are always going to be locked

Why is that detail in this analogy? Where are we going with it? Because you live far away from everyone in the house and your doors locked. So I was trying to think of it in terms. And Isaac's whole house is full of refrigerators and Larry's house is going to be towards the front next to mine and tanners

and grunk will be there but grunks will be like a party house like all colorful. Yeah because since grunks younger he's going to be our caretaker and he's going to be like feeding this food and shit. I'm going to like hide from him because I'm like scared of him sometimes. Who are we? Grunk, look at this apple.

What is like, what if Grum's like the first? What if Grurks are the first, you go like mentally like crazy loopy? Dude. Um, what then? You wouldn't. What if Grunk's the first in the group to fucking lose his shit? Who's going to lose his mind first? Food for thought.

Food for thought. Food for thought, baby. Can you just imagine grunk old? I mean, I could feed on that. I can feed on that food maybe. Let me think. I could see it happening. Grown sides to, you know, hang with the wrong crowd or something.

Or the right crowd. The crazy loopy crowd that he hangs out with from ages like 55 to 72. Dude, you ever get those like really, really intrusive thoughts or you're just like, I wonder who would die in the group first and what's going to happen? Do you think about that? Yeah. I thought about that before and I'm like, dude, I don't think I would ever go do YouTube again. Who's going to have the most gruesome death?

Okay. Tanner. Tanner's death is going to be like spectacular. I'm going to go. Danvers Delt is going to be You can see it now No, it's going to be a willy vlog We're going to be doing the wing suits

Where you're flying And I'm going to be going like 300 miles per hour Into like the canyon Red mist Absolutely splatter away Yes Oh my god

That's it Just his hat that's left We're just going to float down all gently But like one of his dying wishes Tanner's death is the equivalent of hamsters Isaac Oh god Oh my god

He's going to get like hamster leukemia and his eyes are going to pop out of his head Tanner dies under a refrigerator Dude I hate when Tenor does this thing Tenet keeps doing this thing Every time I look at him He'll like pretend to die

But he'll die in like the most like It's always his head exploding And it's always the blood shooting directly At my eyes Like it's all right I hate him He'll be like Larry Larry

Oh my God. Every part of Tanner's face blood splatting out of. I remember you pretended to cut my head off? And I was like doing the spraying out of the blood. And I was walking around like a chick and I was like, it was like, oh my God, dude, it's so gross. It's always like in that, in that like really kind of like, just super dramatic.

like blood spill everywhere. Oh, God. So the listeners and viewers at home, sorry. Let some boys have some hobbies. Let us always talk about death. Let boys be boys. Oh, them boys. No, I do want to say, though, like off topic, I'm really, really excited.

I've said this in the last video, like the last podcast. I'm really excited for 2026 for like the group and everything. We have, you know, we are aware of us stepping away for some time. and the, you know, we know what that's like, right? And so, but yeah, dude, we're fucking, we're ready as shit. We've got all of our videos ready for the next two fucking months, honestly. Yeah. Planned out.

We're going to get started recording. It's just exciting because, like, grunk is going to be flying out for a few of those videos for the main channel. Like, we're really putting in that fucking work that, you know, we really want. Let's just have some fun with it, too. Sorry. I farted on a million fireworks. came out. Yeah, what the fuck?

Yeah, this is the group right here. Oh! Yeah, it's very exciting times. It's also, for me, dude, like, it's exciting and it's nerve-wracking because we have so many new things that we've implemented and we're, and we're actively implementing. Bro, I'm excited. I'm so fucking excited. Just have fun with it, dude.

Yeah, exactly. Dude, the way that we were talking about having all of those like smosh or sort of like, you know, scary movie, three vibe. Save it for the video. video we've already talked about it but dude it's okay we only get like five views on YouTube now on this podcast

it'll be a surprise to the majority and also I on my Willie vlog my last Willie vlog I did notice a lot of amazing comments so many people entered the giveaway for Isaac Seed I'm extended the giveaway so if you guys do want comment

Isaac Seed at the end of your comment and you will be automatically entered no double injury we're not doing double entries on the podcast for Isaac this is double entry this is double XP entry weekend right now last for the end of the year oh my god dude that comment that comment section is just full of like you guys never fail to make me laugh Isaac Seed he's like hey Willie I'm so glad to meet you it was so much fun it's surprising that I met you here in Austin I didn't know you guys were here also Isaac Seed

Willie, you've never, you've never filled to put a smile on my face. Thank you so much for this year. You've really, you know, you've helped me through some Isaac Seed. It's like a timestamp, a laughing emoji, and then two spaces over Isaac C. Yeah. It's like signing off. Yeah, like a signature at the end. It's not even related to Isaac Seed part.

Also, if you spell my name wrong, you don't get the seed if you win. Sorry. If we're pulling, if we're pulling the names at the head and you said I-S-S-S-A-C, let's let's leave that shit in 2025. How about that? I'm tired of my name getting misspelled. Oh. Oh,

Oh, they'll let's see. Yes, bro. Yeah. Come on, guys. Isn't it like

Isak? It's sack. No, it's Isaac. Dude, why is, I feel like there's like, there's a vein

with a lot of traffic in this one spot right here. There's an artery. Yeah, it goes up your, a lot of traffic. Yeah. You know how like,

you ever seen those visuals of like blood cells moving through your, uh, your veins? Yeah. I feel like there's a clog. Like someone crashed. It's like there's a clog happening.

It's rush hour. That's what it feels like right now. I gotta get to the spleen. Trying to go back to the heart. You guys just actually explain the heart perfectly. a heart attack there's some carbon dioxide behind us

come on this time-sensitive yeah we're all gonna die you don't bother you don't bother it's actually wraps like up for real

yeah we all agree he shouldn't have any in that right it's like road work. It's just cholesterol building up in my shit. How did you even get to that, Larry? Were you just touching your neck?

No, I feel it. Like, it's like tensing right here. It's like I don't know what it is. It's really weird, you guys. It's really weird. I don't know, but I have to pee and we have one more resolution to go. You still haven't peed? Yeah, no. Yeah, I did. I had to pee again. You're the pee guy.

Oh my God. I'm hydrated, bro. Okay, so yeah, this one had, oh my God. This one had a lot of care and a lot of love. So I also want to say beforehand, my pronunciation on some of these would not be the greatest.

So I do apologize, but I will try. Okay. So, boo-zoo, the group chats. I have three main New Year's resolutions for next year. I have more,

but that's just because I want to complete a bunch of goals and do everything in the whole world because I think I'm Barbie or something. Okay. So you're getting my top three goals because I really care about them. Okay. I staple these wrong, so give me one second here.

God damn. Did you sound like a fucking MLA format email? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Big number one, making a bigger and more conscious effort into gaining more knowledge about my culture and its language, which means I'll get to a point where I'm at a

conversational level. Hypothetically, if I can find another person to speak in, and this is where my pronunciation might be wrong, so I apologize. guys um ojib we're moan ojib we're moan you show us the word with yeah i want to see o j i b oh i so african i believe oj oj i don't know oj i b w e m o w i n so ojib w i n so ojib um o w moan yeah so it's oh it's indigenous language in North America. I was not even close, my bad.

Was I thinking of Djibouti? I was thinking of Djibuibuji. What the hell did you say, I think? I said Africa. I was thinking about the Djibuidi. It's the only other fucking word I can think of that has like a J in the middle for no reason. DJ A, B, Djib Wem-Mow-W-W-W-W-W-J-W-W-J-W-W-W-W-J-W-W-J-W-W. Oh, Jib Wimmo-W-W-W-W.

So this is a goal I know I'm going to struggle with, which only made it go immediately to the top of this year's goal. All right. Al Jibwe is really hard, guys. It's a very descriptive language and the sentence structure is very verb-focused. I'm a niche, N-I-I-J, straight off the res. And I'm making sure my dying language

doesn't actually die off. It's really important to me. Not to get too deep or anything, but like low-key without the language, we lose a majority of the culture. I don't know. Oh, for sure. That's what they said.

Okay. I'm looking at some of these words, and they look very much. very, very hard. Very difficult. Very difficult. I wish you luck on that. Yeah, that's great.

So that's, that's big goal number one. That's big goal number one. Medium number two. Medium. Be the next Mr. Beast. Basically, I just want to upload and edit like a real YouTuber.

As a red-blooded YouTube kid, now dull, it's subconsciously always been an idea in my head to be a constant creator, specifically a freaking tuber. Freaking tuber. This one is more, hobby oriented. I talk to myself already. My brain is literally overflowing with stupid ideas. So

why not let some of them free? I'm kind of a hobby collector. And why not film me doing those hobbies and drop some knowledge or something? It's low key away for me to get experience in directing, writing possibly, and acting maybe. I don't know. It's just a little passion of mine to be creative as I can every once a while. So why not make small ideas before going all in with my big ideas? Fair enough. True debt. And then little number three. Little.

Get buff. Just want to get my health up. It sucks beat a fat chud. Plus, I want to make new habits so I can be an old person that can rock climb and stuff. Oh, yeah. Starting slow and just making sure I don't fall into bad habits and burnout immediately. Just going to make sure I move my body at least for 10 and 20 minutes for the first little while, then lock in. weight training and getting crazy strong going to walk man they're just like a 10 50 minute walk around

your house around the neighborhood mm-hmm oh around the neighborhood it's always a it's always a raw do yeah don't don't be on your phone and shit you know what i would do i would i would do a lap i would do multiple laps around like the track then after i finished like a lap i would do push-ups a little bit of that get back up start walking so i just i was doing like everything it felt super good yeah I started with walking when I was a chud and I would walk two miles to get coffee walk back home two miles and just listen to music

yeah it's four miles right yeah to break my chud lifestyle I would actually do trying to think back for a second yeah when I was chud yeah when I was at peak chud max was I doing geez that was a long time ago when I was a chud it was a yeah my max level chud, uh, that had to have been probably for me around 2015. Yeah, I was max for a chudling like you who

maybe a max chud too. So a couple of chudal latuigans ago. Let's see, walking around the neighborhood, I think. Um, I don't know. Yeah, most people are just chud. I would, I would have considered myself probably like a evo chud. I was evo chud and, um, you know, being evo chud wasn't fun or hero trud. No. No. Okay. Wait, think of everything, all your resolutions. What if 2026 was the year of the chud? And you had to just completely erase everything you learned. Yeah, what if the standard turned into like just being like being like Charlie from a total piece of shit? Just being a total fucking horrible.

Door dashing every day. That's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. Oh yeah. We talked about this already. Predictions, baby. Predictions. Also that was that was the end of it.

They just said at the end. Thanks for reading. Those are pretty good goals. Megwitch, which I believe is probably Farewell. More than a name. I think it's fairer out because they introduced it with Boozu. Okay. So, you know, I'm assuming.

I want to take a yeah, but yeah, maybe. A little bit of knowledge, a little bit of personal health. Yep. A lot of like learning, health, and also passion, which is the big three. It's a big three. So it's like really, really cool. I just, the reason why I wanted to finish off with that because I like that they had a very structured mindset

and they prioritized the hardest and the most important thing to them first and then went down the list of the consecutive stuff so it's like really cool to see that and I like that structure

and I like that energy and that mindset that they were going into 2026 with so it's like very cool and I applaud you and we all are in your corner for it yeah!

Yeah! Exactly. Exactly. Yep. Not much to be said. on the first on the second two but the first one that is that is really great to hear

like trying to like learn a language like that I've thought about it many times I've tried tried several times I really do want to like this is gonna sound so fucking awesome like everyone else already does

but learning Japanese or something along the lines of that would be great that's so awesome about you going right yeah i'm trying to invent a language i'm trying to invent my language uh i'm trying to come up with how to say hello um so far i thought about a few different ways one of them was like uh watashi woguan no whoa no it's already a language or it's already no no no that was two put

together oh was it watashi ywaguan you heard that oh wait yeah whoa whoa there's that guy that guy that guy in japan dude oh my god oh that already exists yeah yeah sorry Forget about it. Dang, bro, I was about a D1 glaze yet. I thought you actually

came up with that. Don't say D1 glaze. Let's leave that in 25. In 26 is going to be... Can we take anything to 26 or no?

No. Leave your fucking shit. We're naked. We're naked in 26. Dude is in. It's a server bags. We got to get new shit.

Shud is in. Drop everything do the opposite. Yep. Yeah. We're all going to be butt naked in 26, fresh off the boat.

It's like a GTA character. Right? We're all in Vice City now. Screw La Sanzos. And it's very exciting times, 100%. And memes are in. And let's get this bacon.

Yeah. Memes have been in, y'all. I mean, come on, bro. Let's get this bacon. Green bean. What do you mean? Okay, that's enough. I want to wrap this show up for an hour and a half,

because I've got to pee. So, yeah. Happy New Year's, everybody. Happy one day after New Year. I hope 20s. Thank you for submitting all of your little things. Yes. Yes.

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