The Group Chat - #142 - Just a regular ole Podcast. Nothing different. Everything is Normal.

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

The Art of being cuffed to one another.. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Hi guys. This is a me before the podcast. Well, post-post podcast. Everyone say how to Banny. Pikachu Banny. Look, Pikachu Banny. The podcast you're about to watch is a little different. I'll be honest. You will find out why in due time. Bear with us until we're able to talk more about it. Next podcast is going to be a lot better because we will have Grunk back. He's finally coming back from his trip. And we'll have a lot more to talk about. But yeah, I just wanted to say sorry for Maybe what you might watch. But that being said, enjoy the podcast. Make sure you guys use Code Group for 10% off.

And yeah, that's all. He leans back. He's on DoorDash. I got to pay you. That's what he said. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Now we have a little bit of an unusual situation kind of going on here. Y'all haven't seen anything like this before.

Yeah, I've never seen nothing like this before right here. You know, we got a little experimental with it. We're getting a little, a little pink floated with it, uh, a little, are you, are you dead? No, this is, dude, you're being up to a podcast. Oh, no. Oh, no. The podcast where we're chained together is having changed. For the listeners at home, we are in the same room.

We are also, we were, uh, we got pretty bored, you know. We got pretty bored, I'd say. Okay, Isaac is stimming out right now, like, OD. Yeah, he's never on the camera. Which, by the way, audio listeners, he's on the camera right now, too. Yep, there is. You can see him. There it is.

Woo. And, uh... He doesn't even know what to do with himself. Yeah, dude, you're stimming the hell out. He's losing his mind. Another, like, some unfortunate news is we don't have our dearest boy, Grunkebold, the third. He's currently in, I don't know if he's in Germany now.

He was all over the place. He was going to Norway. Sweden. I think. He travels. He's in Copenhagen. He's in Copenhagen. Yeah, he's in Copenhagen.

So I think it's in, I think it's in Norway. I don't know. Oh, no. But he was in Germany. He was in Hamburg. Hamburg. Hamburger.

And now he's in Copenhagen. So everybody, let's pray for our boy grunk because you never know what can happen to the boy. Hey, pray. Last time he mess with the group chat, he said that he didn't know

what hotel he was in and he didn't know what he was doing and that he was lost. So we're going to hope and see that he'll be okay. We're missing every day. Do you mind? Do you mind? We're on a podcast

where we're supposed to be audio friendly. Audio friendly. I don't hear audio friendly. I hear audio jungle. You know what this feels like? This feels like a GTA radio show host and this is like,

you guys are the DJs, we're the callers. We'll be the DJs. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm the beat. You're the fucking DJ. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Okay. What's good group chat podcast? Today we're joined with all our handcuffs, callers. We're taking collars.

Where's our callers? Caller number one. Just call it in. Hey, Hey, everybody. How you doing? Yeah, how are you guys doing? We're big fans of the show.

I'm so glad. Yeah, big fans. From Phoenix, Arizona. Yep. From the, from the P. No, that's Philadelphia. Sorry, sorry. We're a first time call.

You're nervous. Okay. Yeah. All right. How are you guys liking all the mix? Oh, no. Yeah. It's great.

Love it. Yeah. Awesome. Do you guys happen to receive pizza recently? No. Why? Unfortunate.

Okay. All right. Hey, wait, don't hang up yet because we're out. We're also going to go.

We're going to be taking our next call here right now. Call number two, how are you doing? How are you feeling? And how are you liking the show?

We're so high. We're so high. We're so unbelievably high. We are big. that of her minds, dude. You guys are the funniest thing at this time. You put on...

2 p.m. Put on a little yadi for my 2 p.m. Put on a little yadi, please. Can you play broccoli? Broccoli. Yeah, Broccoli by Graham with dram is coming on right now. That's next up.

You guys are the goats forever. You don't know that. Thank you guys for calling in. I'm hanging up now. No. Love you. Hey, listen. This radio show has been sponsored by GamerSupps.

Make sure to use co-group 10% off. Hi. Hey, be getting high. We love getting high. We love getting. high or maybe a little bit. When I dream. Oh, you got a wonderful.

It's for you. Don't ever cry. Oh, guys, we're handcuffed together. We are completely handcuffed. Yeah. Yeah. And we're on the same setup. Yeah.

How are you guys like in Tanner's room right now, by the way? You guys like it? It looks like it's the red moon right now. Yeah, it's really bright in here, but it's cool. It's very cold. I will say Tanner. It's very cold. Yeah. Sometimes I don't like going in there because of how cold it gets in.

Really. Yeah. Wait, why don't you? A.C. Why don't you just blast on it? I mean, I could. Okay. I mean, I could.

I mean, you could, yeah. But, like, that means I'm going to have to keep opening it. I can't reach it. I got to stand on the stool. Dude, that's just too much shit. You just got to do that once. Yeah, but what if I want to open it again? Can you do it?

What? Not now. Don't do it now, dude. You're going to rip his arm off. Do what? Close the, uh, the AC thingy. It's blowing right on me right now. My nipples are as hard as diamond codes.

Can you prove. I'll take care of that pokey. Dude, please don't. No, no, no. Oh, they gotta get up in here. Oh, no, no. They already hated. Look at that.

Dude, I can tell y'all... Biggs day. Beard of him. Bro. Bro, I don't want to talk too much about it because it's not the point of it, but, like, dude, being handcuffed to Isaac all day today

has been... A blessing? A blessing in disguise. Yeah, it's been my favorite activity on the group ever. Really? Isaac, what do you think about that? I love being handcuffed to my friend,

but apparently my friend doesn't fuck with me. anymore. Yeah, I low-key, if you were to go and watch the video versus this podcast, I loki switched up right on this podcast. I was having fun. Really? No. I was the one who wasn't having fun.

I didn't have any fun. Yeah, it was really having a lot of fun. But dude, climbing in and out of a car as a grown-ass man, climbing over the freaking console. Getting your footprints everywhere. Yeah. Stepping all over the ceiling. Yeah.

Dude, we hit a workout today. I'm not going to talk more about it. Damn, there's a loud. What are you doing? look it looks like you have a stomach. Oh, it does look like you have a stomach. We got that. We got like the super awesome fuzzy one.

I want to ask you guys real quick. It has now been about a week now since the news resolution and have y'all broken or kept up with it? Yeah, dude. I already broke my in low-key. Oh, but that's fine. You start today. Oh, okay. That's fine.

Okay. Then I'm all right. We can't just say that. Haven't door dash in four, five days. There you got to do. Yep. I've been working out. I've been Doordash in a long time. Really?

Dude. You doordash yesterday to the house, to this house. Dude, that's because, okay, I didn't have salmon, so I had to order some salmon. So he doordash salmon, which is like a win-lose. Right. So it's like, yeah, he broke his New Year's resolution. Yeah, because, dude, I'm convinced that that tweet that I saw is about DoorDash. What?

A tweet that we saw about DoorDash where that person was sitting there and they were like. CEO came out and said no. Oh, never mind. Okay, sorry. That was some hardcore vague posting. You don't even know what you said to there? You guys don't remember that? Okay, there was a post that went out on Twitter.

There was a post that went out on Twitter and the person was like, yeah, I'm on the public library writing this on a burner account. I don't really care. Sue me, I guess. But, yeah, long story short, we're treating our people like shit. The door dashers like shit. Well, they didn't say door dashers. They said dashers? What did they say?

Drivers? Human assets. Human? They did use the term human assets. Human assets. My Lord. That's what they called him. Yeah, there's some company that's unnamed.

Apparently DoorDash came out and said that wasn't them. So I guess, I guess it wasn't them. And it was, it was crazy because, like, they were talking about like the science and the gamification. Gameification. Like they make it a game for the human assets,

for the delivery drivers. Gameify their experience. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fun. The way, the way that they said it.

it was like if there was a DoorDash driver that they see will accept a $2. Not door, I can't have to stop saying DoorDash. If there was a driver that they saw that would accept a $2 tip, then that shows that they're more willing to work, right? So basically,

the people that deliver food, I was going to say dash, that deliver food, some people do it, like a high priority order and they'll do it for $15. Let's say you see a, $15 order, you're like, boom, I want that.

Boom. There are other people that are like, they're always doing it all the time constantly. And, you know, that's less and less money because it's like $6 here, $2, $8, whatever. And DoorDash will purposely give the people. Not DoorDash. Sorry. I don't know who. Hey, I think we all know.

I think we all know. Hey. Ah! Listen, they're. I'm playing. I'm playing. They're like their M.O. about it.

is they'll give the people that accept all these orders way more common, more orders that are worth less money. Because if they do it for $6, why would they pay them $15? That's exactly what they said. Speaking of DoorDash, I look like Matt Stoney. It is evil.

You do look like Matt Stoney right now. Don't I look like Matt Stoney? You can set some hot dogs down your throat, man. Yeah, I want to see. Do you? Are you okay? Are you okay? Dude, we're on a podcast.

Okay, that's a difference between me moving the chair and you yawning at me. Who's really on the podcast? Dude. It's like a big, big blue bars. Can you guys hear him doing that shit? Oh, I can hear it. Yeah, I can hear it. Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's just keep doing it. Yeah, let's just keep doing that. I'm going to be real. There's two of us around one mic. It's going to be shitty other. I feel like you guys just argued all day. Yeah, it doesn't sound like it was. Exactly what we did.

Bro, dude, it's been bad. We have to walk in the same treadmill to go. Let me ask you. Let me ask you this. We're now the therapist cast. Okay. Why? Why? Why must you both argue? Why must you cry? Why must you cry? Why must you find a resolve?

Why must you weigh in a bed around? I say it. Isaac is really hard to please. There, I'll say it. Nick's fucking impossible. Isaac's really hard to please. Isaac has a way of being and he serves no other. He will not allow any other thing. That airs today. No Willie show. No Willie show. There's no. There's no, there's no, room. There's no room. Last night we were we jokingly role played that Isaac was my girlfriend that I was being

toated around with my Russian girlfriend and I was like the fat chud rich boyfriend. And that's really what it is is that I'm the fat chud loser rich boyfriend and you're my trophy wife. I'm here against my will. Wow. We call each other the amoeba sisters. The amoeba sisters. Y'all know who the amoeba sisters are? I don't know no no dude come on it's science class like Like when the teacher was like, all right, it's a free day. Let's put on some amoeba sisters, have it a good time. And then it'll be anemois. We're amoebaes.

We're like the nucleus. Spell amoeba. A, M-O-E-B-E. Fuck. Yeah, no, you might be right. It might be I-E. T. T-E-E.

A-E-E-A-A, we both were on. Amibo. Amibo. Amoebo. Am-E-A-B-A-B-A-B-A. A-M-A-B-A. E? A-E?

Amia-A-M-A-M-A-A-M-A. It's A-M-O-E-A. Oh, yeah, A-M-O-E-B-A. Why'd you ask them to spell it if you can't? I asked how they spelled it, because I don't know how to spell it. Oh, okay, so you can... You all know how to spell Onom-M-M-M-M-O-E-I-A. Yeah, L-N-O-M-M-M-M-A-W-E-I-A.

Yeah, Tanner... Tanner could spell onomatopoeia and that's really about it. Spell it. Oh, no, M-O-M-A-O-E-I-A. Wow. Wow.

Dude, I remember, I remember middle school trying to spell Mississippi. M-I-S-S-I-S-I-P-P-I. That's how I spell onomatopoeia because it's like the same tone. O-N-O-M-A-T-O-O-E-I-A, M-S-S-I-S-I-P-P-P-P-I. Whoa, what the hell? See, that's in my head.

That's in my head. You're spelling piece of a V-V-O-V-O. Spelling B. You're Theo Vaughn. You're Theo Vaughn. It's like, Oh, eh,

yeah, yeah, eh, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bohragilus. Yep. You know, now that Isaac's

on a, on a camera again since the IRL pod podcast, what do you do? When you are not on. It is true,

like, you want to know? Because you show, I do want to know. I'm really, I'm really curious to know what you do. About what I do? Okay,

so I sit there with my headphones on, right? And sometimes when you guys talk I just kind of like like like this. Oh, I close your eyes a little bit. You twist your hair, your curly hair. Yeah. That's a hit. That's it.

That's all you do. You don't even lean forward for conversation. Like you don't try to engage. No, I lean forward. Yeah. If I'm engaging, I'm like, actually I fucking disagree. Like that. Okay. But not today. A lot that goes into it. A lot of cases. Yeah. A lot. Are you finding my temperature of my room?

It's like warm. It's like lukewarm. It's like bathwater in here. Yeah. I'll be pissing in that corner over there. Yeah. Yeah. I love to smell it a little bit.

The chemistry is so good. We suck. Dude, we're just sitting here listening. What do you mean? It sucks. Why are you so judgmental of ourselves? I'm not just mental of what?

How did this happen? How did that? He's being so negative, dude. The whole day. The whole day. This is bonding. Have you guys? Yeah,

you guys are bonding. My door is open, but Isaac's going to take you. You know what it is? Isaac's door is shut and locked and he only comes out when he wants to grab something from the fridge and he comes back and my door's been back and forth. My dog's been up in this whole time. It has been. Isaac's been very, very difficult to be handcuffed to all day. I've been very good.

The only, the only good thing that we had going today was the workout. Dude, we work kind of like working out. What did you guys do? Oh, no, don't tell me what you guys did. I was going to see. Oh, give me a hand. You could choose right now to be like, we could talk about what the video. on what we've done so far?

No. Yeah, no. I'm not actually, no. No. I don't think so. No. But I will say, I will say that since when in a world

where social media was super popular that all these places don't want you to fucking record. Like, oh, no, that makes sense. I mean, the more that it happens, the more that people do bad shit. It gets strict. And then it gets like, you know,

we don't want people to come in. You can't forget the people that like to break shit. and like just be rowdy on camera. Exactly. Yeah, I get that. I get that. We didn't do that.

We never have, never will. Dude, what I mean, you walked around faceless, didn't you? I mean,

you do look like the person that would do that opposite of faceless. You just look like a menace. You kind of look like you're like a brat. Like a, oh,

you look like a brat. You know, oh, you know, I'm the guy for and that breaks shit in the store and you walk around you break shit in the store.

And it's like, you know, that's, that's you. So, I mean, I don't know. The fortune breaks it all.

I'll break it off. Donate two bucks. And every two bucks is two employees that I bother. Yeah. The TTS is like all like really horrible slurs. Oh God. It's the worst. Yeah.

You guys, you have to top it all off. You have to go to an Asian country and harass people. That's what you do. Yeah. That's what I do. Unless you have to do. Like Joey Smalley or whatever.

Yeah. Joey small. No, it's not Joe. I don't think. Joey's the nicest like guy ever in the world. His name was like Tommy Salami or something stupid I swear

Toppity sloppity It was something so dumb Yeah yeah Johnny I'm pretty sure it's Johnny or no Johnny Somali You said Johnny I think so yeah He was in jail Yeah he was in jail That's what happens I mean that's what fucking happened

So it's just the reputation is down So that's why it's like if even now With more rampant social media I think the only person who can get away with it There's probably speed. That's about it right now. But he's like respectful about it, I feel like. He's show.

He's show. He's representing is what he's doing. So it's like they would want, you know? Yeah, he embraces their culture. Mm-hmm. And he, yeah, he doesn't mocked it. All right. So give me one thing you guys have learned about being handcuffed to each other that you didn't know.

Tanner has a really strange morning, I guess, dude. Yeah. He keeps me going. Yeah, you have a really odd. I'm a very simple guy, you know. I'm pretty straightforward to my stuff, but I don't know. Like, I never hear, for the amount of stuff that you do, I don't hear any moving, rumbling above my room because you see bread above me. I don't know.

You're kind of quiet on your feet. I do know. That's just like me, though. Like, I walk quietly. I scare Isaac sometimes when I walk. Because he doesn't even know I'm coming. I know how to answer that question. I have like feet.

Horific shits. Oh. Wow. Guys, I took an actual horrific shit like an hour. Wait, wait. Wait, with Larry? It's horror. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude. Okay, so we walked into the bathroom today and there were two urinals perfectly right next to each other. The other one was out of order. But it was like, it was almost the most perfect situation. Let's recreate it. You want to recreate it? Are you for real?

Oh, my God. Yeah, we're on video for crying out. I was going to be awesome. It doesn't get fun sometimes. Get a little fun once in a while. Let's turn around. You have to go right here. Okay.

Audio listeners, let me guide you through this real quick. They're pretending to stay in the camera. Yeah, they pretend to be in the bathroom right now or recreating a bathroom. How about their POV? How about POV? They are. No, no, POV, they are the urinal. What?

POV, they are the urinal. Whoa, don't. No, don't flash nothing now. No, no, we're not going to flash nothing. We're trying to see no Willie now. What are you doing? Turn this way. But I wasn't.

All right. You just want to show us your freaking penis head. Like this. The wall was right here, and our hands were up here. All right. I'm playing up There you go Yeah

Oh wow I'm peeing And I was like wow dude You got a solid stream Yeah I was like oh my god Oh my god over there Wow that's great man Awesome meat

And they're like People were just kicking us out bro That's like Yeah I was like And I was like dude People just kicking us out And I was like That was probably the first time

I've ever peed next to a guy in a urinal Like ever What you don't Like if there's a stranger peeing You don't go right next to him. Hell no. I don't want that guy

to put on the dude. Dude, I don't want to look to look because it's like, yeah, this is one I'm freaking

pack and then he's like, all right, you know what? I respect it. That's fair. You just take over the whole urinal wall. Like you're the whole wall.

Okay. That's fair. Yeah. Well, it was cute because Isaacs was like really short and mine was really tall. So I was like,

oh, if only we were on the opposite wrists, it was a perfect thing ever. Okay. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about the urinals. Yeah, you thought that we were talking about our dicks. I didn't say that.

No, I thought it. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Now, we're thinking about the unerals. That was pretty funny. The you,

the urinals. The urinals. The unerals. Dude, I got to say grunk. So this is like Grunk's second sort of like spontaneous trip out to Europe. It has inspired me.

And I do want to do that at some point as well. I would join him. I'll join him in one of his spontaneous trips around and see what's going on. It does scare me a bit, though, because that boy I know, like does not really coordinate too hardcore. So he kind of just, you kind of just like

plays by year and all the stuff. Literally plays by like a We talk about the only thing we know about the trip that he had happened to him. He said what? The first time he got there the first night.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He posted on his Instagram story about it. Yeah, we can just talk about it. He flew over there. Uh-huh.

Plans fell through, I think, with someone. So he tweeted, he put it on the story. He was like, does anyone in Amsterdam have a house I could stay in?

Okay. Yeah. Now is it. And I called him. I was like, literally, are you like homeless in the third? I actually thought like he just had nowhere to go.

Like, he was just stuck on the street. And he really didn't until another hotel came in clutch. No, they did come in clutch. They got a hotel. Oh. He was out by himself, dude.

In the cold. With Mitchell. Yeah, he was a, he was with pulse fire Mitchell. Careful now. He just filled out of room. Don't,

don't break nothing now. Yeah, be careful now. Don't break nothing now. Dude, the amount of water bottles and cans and everything that Tanner's left in my car, I can get back one time at him. What? What the fuck? I haven't left a single thing in your car. Bullshit.

I've literally never littered. I've always grabbed shit. Oh, so that one, that one jerky, that one beef jerky bag that stayed in the back seat of my car for a long-ass time. Yeah, because it was in the bag. It was literally in the grocery bag and it fell out. Yes, it was. I put it back in the bag. I hate it

And I put it back in the grocery bag And it must have fallen out So why don't you clean it up? Because I didn't really want to What's your problem? Well, because I saw his tanners I was like, all right, that's fine I guess

Yeah, you throw it out for him You're right, I should have done that Yeah, when you guys, Think about it, when you guys love me, huh? Oh, when you guys love me I've always loved you. It's okay. It's okay.

I love these handcuffs. I love this. Not that bad. It's crazy. This is us. I didn't want to talk about these fucking handcuffs at all. I didn't want to mention them. I didn't want to acknowledge them.

I wanted everyone on the podcast to be like, what the hell's going on? But dude, it is so impossible. Yeah. It's like, we're right next to each other. Yeah,

like when I got to put my booger. Yeah, it's like, uh, well, like, that's fine if they can see it, but I didn't want to talk about it.

And it's so hard not to. I know, but you just got to start doing things in unison. It's like, if you have like a knife in your head. You're like, no, I don't want to talk about it. I'm going to be like, what's going on?

Why is there a knife in his head? But then you're like slowly bleeding. So you're just like over time like, uh, dude, who, no, like, yeah, it's like squirting everywhere. Like at some point,

at some point, you know, you can bring it up. I'm trying not to talk about our experience today. My wrist hurts so bad. Oh, shit. So bad.

I just spilled water on myself. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. The wrists, the wrists are definitely not too happy today. But that's okay. Dude, I'm sore from yesterday's workout.

I'm tired. I'm sleepy. I'm hungry. Oh, yeah. We can talk about that because, you know, answering Larry's question, Larry had asked if we had, anyone had stuck through with their New Year's resolutions. So I did cancel my dash pass. I lucked out, though.

It lasts until July. So I have until July to use it, right? But I'm not going to unless I really. July is when you lock into. July's when you're ready to go So wait, yeah, like you have till July You can technically break Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Your New Year's resolution was canceling an annual subscription To DoorDash That renews in July, six months It's halfway through the year Bro, listen And not using DoorDash Small step for mankind It is small step, no, it is small step

Hey, hey, what else can he do? Like, he didn't know this was a resolution It was like last minute, it was the last minute Yeah, I didn't know that, I didn't know back in July I was going to give up DoorDash six months from then. Dude, Maybe I'll give up. Nah,

I'll renew another year. Just in case. Six months ago, me problem. Dude, that's so fucking stupid. Well, yeah,

I canceled it. And I was like, oh, okay, no, at first, I tried canceling it, and it wouldn't let me cancel.

I was tapping the cancel button. This sounds fake. But I was tapping the cancel button and nothing happened. But if I pressed pause, membership, it would allow me to. So I was like, oh,

let me update my app. And I updated my app and then it let me cancel it. And then it said, okay, well, you have until July whatever to use DashPass for $0 off. Well, I'm trying not to. But that's not a no. No, no, I'm trying not to. So what I'm hearing is, this is the equivalent of saying, I'm not going to be drinking any more diet soda, but you have an entire palette of diet soda in your garage. Finish off.

And it just be like, well, I have to finish it. Question. Did you delete the app? Yeah, well, about that? No. Oh, well, there you go. Well, okay, but listen, I think I only used DoorDash in emergency cases. So then, does that mean you're going to keep it even past July?

No, no. Okay. So right now you're only using as an emergency. So it's emergency only use and I have food. Okay. So I have like food at home that I went food shopping. So good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I broke the cycle. I went food shopping and we're good on that. Okay. And then also, Tanner, we went to private trainer for the first time. Absolutely, baby. Low, little neuter's a low shop. Yeah, I got my ass worked in. Dude, Tanner got his asshole eating out.

Like, absolutely just. And I had to watch it. Yeah, they had their way with me. And I don't think I've ever worked out that hard my entire life. I'm sorry, but like everything you just said that, what would the trainer think about what you said? Oh, he loved it. He'd eat it up. You did it out.

Dude, I was in the group chat with Tanner, and I'm just going to read the exact message that Tanner said. Yeah, I was going to say, because, like, I feel like he would not be the fondest about what you just said right there. No, he loved it. Does he watch, or he probably is. No, no, he does not. No. He doesn't give a shit. Okay, recall.

All he wants to do is work out and just be fucking awesome. Okay. So I said, I said he's prepared, Sensei. And then Tanner said, I'm ready for pain. I'm ready to puke. I'm ready to bleed. And our trainer responded,

ha, ha, all right, calm down. Get your boy. Like, what? Does he not want me hyped up? All right, calm down. Get your boy. Whoa. He's off the chain.

Sorry about that. It happens. This guy was described to us as like, that's what I said. A super evil like, no, you're not doing nothing. You're going to respect me or respect this workout hustle. Like an authoritative figure that should not be. Is that how I described in Tanner? Kind of.

Yeah. But he's like chill, though. He's like a chill one. Wow, that somehow didn't get translated to us at all. But like, dude, I burned like 800 calories for his workout he made me do. and then he had me do 10K steps, which I hit, and I did, like, it was like 700 calories burned also.

Right. I was telling you, bro, that's, like, that's how it was for me. I was burning like 1,300 calories a day almost. And the Apple Watch, like, all those watches are little, I'm going to be honest, they're not the most accurate. But, like, they still give you, like, a pretty fair shot at, like, what you can expect. Yeah, and they can read your heart rate and stuff.

Yeah. So, you put your weight in, it'll just kind of like, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Tanner was, uh, dude. Tanner was fucking heaving at one point, bro. Dude, my heart rate was 183 after the workout. All my friends are here and stay a slow. Damn, that's crazy.

And then tomorrow y'all run it again. Hear that boy? Yeah, tomorrow we run it again, Willie. Tomorrow y'all run it again. We do this twice a week, twice a week for four weeks, and we see how Tanner does. You are such a fuck. Me? You know what?

It's in a way as well. Like, I got a low-key also changed the kind of food that I, have around you as well. Because right now I have a lot of bad food around it. I'm not going to lie. I just don't look at it. Okay, yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

And I try not to show you because it's, again, right now I'm eating like, Gabba Gould. It's very bad. It's very, no, no, no. So I'm not trying to, you know, have any sort of, you know, devil on your shoulders sort of moments where I'm like a fully dead. Dude, shut up. You had a Reese's peanut butter cup in front of yesterday.

I know. I know. And then I realized it. And then I regretted it. Don't know. I was just like, yeah. And I, because I had asked Tanner.

to pass me the Reese's cup thing. And then I realized, I asked the worst person. Yeah, I asked the worst person. And then I was like, oh, man, I'm doing it in front of him too. And I'm like, oh, okay, whatever. I'm not doing that ever again. Moments before that, he was like, I'm really hungry, man, but I don't want to eat because, like, I don't want to have a pizza.

I don't want to have a pizza. And, like, drive Tanner up a wall. I don't want that to happen. Yeah. It's just like, low key respectful. And then you open a Reese's P to put a cup around. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it was evil as hell, bro. I can't lie. But, like, for me. My goal, I've set my new goal. Yeah. And I've told myself, a Reese's peanut butter cup will not get me to that goal. And so I say, I cannot have that. Okay.

You know, maybe every once in a while I can have, like, maybe a snicker bar, but like a small one, like a small little tiny one. A small baby one. A small, like the little nuggets, you know what I'm saying? But, but I will say that, uh, yeah, my goal is 195 by April 1st. Okay. April 1st. April 1st. That gives me three months.

Yeah, what do you weigh now? Nice. I weigh two, I weigh two 30. Good boy. You're two 30? I'm telling you, I wear my weight very well. I'm just a dense dude. I like squeeze your belly.

Yeah. Touch your belly. Okay. So I kind of, I have a gist now with both of you, right? Isaac, what are you? What are you? What are you? Isaac's going to go to him tomorrow.

And Isaac's going to tell him about how he waits until 1.30 in the morning, eats his whole entire meal of 200 grams of protein, and then goes to bed. And Isaac's going to hear why that's probably not the smartest thing to do. And then you know what's going to happen? And then he's going to say, oh, my God. I'm going to look down to him at all 510, 5 foot 10 inches of him. And I'm going to say, look at that. You know what that is?

That's a bicep. I'm like, therbess his hair up and leave. Oh, shit. Keep going, buddy. Oh, damn. I'm not doing that. Let me know if you need any help. Yeah, I just, he's not going to like anything I do, but that's okay because I do it my way.

I want to see you do that cardio workout. That shit's hard. I'll come after. Yeah, dude, Tanner, tell, Tanner, tell him what you're like the workout was that made you feel the weakest. And it was such a simple workout. It was, so he had a fake building and had to climb it using like these like windows. Had to climb it. He was in toilet plungers and had to go up.

I don't do that. No, the hardest, the hardest one was like, I think anything that had to do with legs, it was the squats. It was like, I swear it was like, it was the first workout we had to do. And I did like a set of it. And I started doing the other set. I was like, oh my God, my legs are just giving out right now. Like, this is painful. And you lowered the reps.

Like, Jesus. You said the high knees were like a pain in the ass. And I don't even blame you, bro. Yeah, the high knees were kind of weird for me. It's like, it's just a lot of movement. Yeah. A lot of movement I don't do. When I go to like the gym when I'm not working out with him,

I go to the gym and I do this stuff that he wants me to do so that when I get to private training, it's easier. Yeah. So they should do that. I should actually do that. Yeah. So like you get your body. So like the warm up, we start with, uh, it's 30 jumping jacks, 30 high knees, right?

So you count like 30. So it's technically 60 total, right? Like, oh, it's one per leg. Or it's 30 per leg. Yeah, 30 per leg. Oh. And then you do. Yeah.

And then it's 10 squats and then 10 pushups. And you do that three times. That's your warm up. And then for me, immediately after, he makes me go, and then Tanner was right after me actually. So we went on the fan bike,

right? So you're pushing with your hands while you're pedaling with your feet and it's blowing the air. And you have to get one mile in under five minutes. What does you don't? He's going to be, he's going to be.

Yeah. You don't want to know. You just don't want to Don't do it. Hey, you don't get that. Yeah. He was doing that fan bike. I was doing like the squats

and then we switched. And then I hated doing the plank stuff like the core. That shit was hard. Oh yeah. Dude, he had Tanner and me doing like hand planks where we're on our hands, almost like a push-up position.

But then there was two cones. There was cones in front of us in the middle of us. And he would, there would be a noise that would go off. And we would have to like, one of us would really quickly have to grab the cone from the other person, like in the middle. Still in the plank.

And, yeah. And the person who grabbed the cones five times, the other person would have to do 10 push-ups. Oh, do you move it from under you to another place? You just grab it and then put it back again. Like, you're not like, you're not doing like any weight at anything. It's just who can hold it and then like reach grab and then put it back. Yeah, put it back.

So I'm sorry, Tanner. I'm sorry. Yeah, I take my ass, but it's all right. But, yeah, I felt really bad. He said my upper body was freaking awesome. I was just turning out push-ups. Yeah, Tanner was doing, like, all the push-ups. Damn.

I did, like, over 120. Then I did, like, yeah, the easy shit was the shoulders. That was kind of hurting because he made me restart an entire set. Because I had to go, like, all the way down when I was, like, doing like this. Yeah. It made me go, like, all the way down, all the way up. And I was also holding my legs up while doing the shoulder press. So it was, like, core and shoulders.

What? It was crazy. For us. Oh, yeah. Legs up doing a shoulder press Yeah, it's like the boat position Your legs are up And you're just doing shoulders

So it's like your abs are getting in It's like all that Oh yeah Okay Yeah Yeah Yeah it was good though So we're doing that

And then Tanner Tanner's goal is to drop like 20 or 30 pounds right now Yeah I'll drop like 30 pounds Eff it Yeah Effit I'll drop

Effett Yeah That's obtainable as hell Within I mean not maybe within a month but like probably definitely two two months it's definitely obtainable.

Definitely a week or two. You think so at least a week or two? Yeah. You think so? You think so? Yeah. I can drop 30 in two months. Yeah.

That's actually really easy. 15 pounds. And you can't too back at home. I was going to say hearing you boys talk about it. I'm like, dang, I need to get back on my shit. I'm just winning on my car right now. I'm just winning my car. Oh yeah.

Your car's like not here. My car's in the shop right now. I do have this gym right here. So it's really no excuse. at the end of the day. Yeah, you had no excuse. Yeah, no excuse at all. But I like to make excuses, so that's my excuse.

Yeah, but you have none, though. Well, but I can make. Try and make one. I did. Let me see it. Let me hear it. Car mechanic. Car mechanic.

Car mechanic. Car mechanic. No, no, there's no excuse, bro. There's no excuse. That doesn't count. Yeah, try and make one. I did. Which one?

Well, I also, I got a, No, see, because that's why you're struggling See? Oh man. I'm not gonna lie Even though we have a hard time Like hanging out with each other

handcuffed, we Oh wow Is it that you're saying? Slammed the fucking door in my face Yeah, that's crazy Come on. That's, no I didn't try to patch it

Wow It's like, yeah Who cares? I'm sorry That was a Yeah, and I'm like this I'm sorry Oh

Willie Willie Willie Willie What do you want to? You guys look like game characters I just got Lou and you're trying it out

It's like when you get more in the game You have all the good shit He's like putting on whatever This is his only pay to win hat This is my pay to win goggle Yeah This hat's actually worth a lot of Robux So this one actually

This one doubles all XP that you get ever Really? Yeah that one This one doubles the damage This is a VIP You only get it by subscribe it to their subscription. Oh, so you got the battle pass one that everyone gets when they buy the battle pass? No, no, no.

VIP, it's different. VIP, yeah, it's different. Above battle pass. It's above. It's above. It's diamond tier. Yeah. Yeah.

And it doubles our friendship. Yeah, I know. It's hurting me too. I'm really in pain. Don't take it off. Hey, I'm not. We're not allowed to. We don't even have the key.

Why would we ever do that? We don't have a key. Oh, yeah. You guys put them back on. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. Right, right. Yeah, sure.

No, yeah. So, um. That's good, though, because, like, my, my news resolutions, I'll be real, have been a total lackluster. I have not really put in any effort into, like, the only thing. And actually, one of the things that I've combated right now that I am trying to combat is, um, being an old man and taking a nap right now, dude. Oh, my God. Right now, right now is the time, right now is the time that would happen. And so, like, I was, like, wind down and I'd be like, oh, my God.

And then I get up in a little bit, but... Think about how we have all this other footage to record, and then by that time, we'll be done and we'll be able to chill. And just you're able to wind down and it'll be the greatest day ever. Yeah, right? Not for me. Oh, not for you? Why not?

Because I still got to upload footage and then talk to editors. You know, it's crazy? I still don't know what... I still don't know what fucking Isaac's resolutions were. Oh, my reverse... resolutions. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. I'm drinking more. I'm eating more donuts. I'm not working out as much. Yeah, picking his belly button and playing games. All right. Well, I think one of the resolutions we should all do is go outside. And do what do outside besides just be outside.

Thank you. Some hot dogs. Go to the river. Pickle ball. I'm bored. Do you want to walk somewhere? Pickle ball. What?

You want to walk like around and then go back in. They'll do a whole loop. Do the tanner loop? You guys can not sit still. I can't. Your hand weighs a billion pounds. My hand weighs a pound. Yes, bro.

It's digging. I'm like normal. This is natural. This is perfect. You guys are, you guys are together having protection when you're doing it. We're raw as hell. No,

we didn't even choose these, though. Yeah. You guys are like, oh, let's get them these. And then you were like, oh, sweet. It's going to be comfortable. Yeah. Yeah, we did do that.

Yeah, we did do that. We try to make it, like, look funny. Yeah, and it totally backfired. And now they're able to enjoy it, and we're not able to. No. It's actually, you know what? It's a very humbling experience. Yeah, I really love this idea.

This is, this is the day in the life of people who are born with the same body. Conjoin. Conjoin twins. Amoeba sisters. Amoeba sisters. You know who I do miss? You know who I miss a lot? And I hope that he sends in.

I miss grunk. I really do. Yeah. But we're going to get to see him. in a few weeks. IRL. You better be here fast. Oh!

No, it's gonna be sweet to have that boy around here and old Texas again. And that boy would be graduating soon as well. I feel like a pair. Dude, what do we think he's gonna do with his life? He's gonna be an astronomer and he's gonna discover a planet.

Yeah, I feel like, oh my God. I was dipping water into like cords that could electrocuted us. Do you think that he's gonna knew a planet grunk? More like a moon. I feel like he would do a moon, not a planet. He's not very like, Why is he discovering planets?

He's going to be an astronomer. Astronomer. I told you guys that. He did. He said he wanted to be in the star. I thought he was an environmental studies major. Yeah, he is. Wait, so he's like just doing climate change stuff.

Yeah, nothing to do with the planet. Dude, you know what? He took an astronomy class, like, last semester and who's... So he probably is going to invent one, yeah. Can we talk about, can we talk about how close to... to being in World War III we are? Like, is it not on anyone else's mind but me? I feel like that's just like the norm.

I think we've been close to World War III for like two years now. It has felt like it for a little minute because I remember there was like a little scares every now and then. I think, what are you doing? He does not care. He literally does not care about World War III at all. That's what, yeah. This is what it is, like half the population

and the other half population. It's like story all the way back there. It has it It's It has felt like it's been happening for a little minute But it's been like the longest buildup It's bubbling It's cruden

What are you guys gonna do if we get drafted We don't What are you gonna do if we get drafted? Yeah like where you want to meet up Oh yeah true where are we dropping Where do we want to drop We want to squat up Utah Utah Yeah

No it's gonna be somewhere overseas Oh shit C's. Utah. Hawaii. The battle of Utah. Hawaii? No, they don't do nothing in Hawaii. Let's go to Kuwait.

Go to Kuwait. Dropping Q8? Kuwait? Yeah, it's like on veteran mode over there. No way we have beef with Kuwait. I actually don't know. I don't know shit. And every single time I say something that's slightly wrong, I get grilled.

So I'm just going to shut the fuck up. Yeah. Let's just talk about like funning games and awesome. Wait, this is a real question. Nick, are you going to work out today? Yeah. You were hoping I'd say no. I think you were thinking about it.

You almost said no, so that means. I was thinking about it, but. Because we still got so much to record and then like, oh, time to hit 10K steps. Like, oh, well, 10K steps is pretty straightforward. 10K, I'm telling you, 10K steps is about three speed. No, I don't. But three speed, it doesn't matter the incline for, for three miles.

That's an hour. Because one mile at three speed is 20 minutes on the treadmill. So you do that. Check how many we've done. Oh, on my phone? Yeah, on your phone, do you love? I have not had my watch on me at all, so you know. Health?

Do I do the health app? Or fitness. I think it's health app. Oh, my God, dude. We did nothing today. Oh. Oh, my God, Isaac. We only walked 3,700 steps.

No. Yes, I'm being for real. Dude, we didn't walk at all today. It was a lot of climbing. I was going to say like 200. We didn't walk a lot either. We were mostly in the house. I think I'm like 120 steps.

How does this make sense? I'm at 4300. We're handcuffed together. Oh, I remember why? Oh, no, I don't remember why. It makes no sense. I was going to say, because remember last night when you and Tanner were walking around the island?

Oh, my God. That was totally. Yeah. But I don't think that was, I don't think that was today, today. Like, no, it wasn't. You know? I'm going to check that. That was before.

That was like before 11. I was trying to finish my steps in, and I started this convoy going around the kitchen, just doing a circle. Look at the spike. Is that it? Let me see. That's when the convoy started.

So right here, the middle finger right here on the phone is around the time when I started marching around the counter with Tanner to try and hit 10K steps with him. We marched for like 20 minutes. It was like fucking 35. You know what it was like? It was the equivalent on,

land of if we were all in a pool and we're trying to make a whirlpool. We're trying to make a whirlpool. Oh. Everyone's like running in circles. It was around the island. And we got the little soda and then we were like spinning it. Yep. I put on my answer to kind of story.

That's so cool. I love it. Oh, hell now. What are you yawning for? What's you yawning for? What's you yawning for? Yo, yo. We need some gamer subs for you guys.

We need some gamer subs for you guys. We need some gamer subs. Yo, yo, yo, hip, hip, yo. Least obvious ad placement. Yo, yo, your nuts are hairy. Yo, we need some manscape for this guy. Hey, we need some manscape for this guy. Yo, this guy's surfing the web unprotected.

Yo! Yo! We need a VPN. No. Where are you at? I don't trust no VPN. I don't trust no fucking buddy. I don't trust nobody either.

Dude, I'll say this now. being attached to Isaac all day. I've touched your butt like four times. You know, I haven't touched Larry's butt at all today. No, not at all, really. Like, weirdly enough. When did I touch your butt? You did.

You grabbed my butt as I was trying to get in your stupid fucking car. Did I do that? Do you do that? It's been interesting. I got to say that me and Tanner have been in this like harmonic flow state with our like, it's like when I move, he also moves, but like there's no yanking. There's no pulling. It's been like a, it's like we share this.

same thought, like, the brain neuron is like, move arms. And it's attached to this, so it's like quick, you know, it's a quick response kind of thing. Yeah, ours is like, dude, ours is like a resistor. Yanked or get yanked. Oh. Well, it's usually Isaac that just pulls. And I'm like, dude, I think.

Are you pulling? Don't fucking listen to him. Yeah, but we did pull-ups together. That was pretty cool. Oh, that's kind of cool. We did do pull-ups. Was somebody out right here and then somebody was right here and you guys were just doing it together? Yeah. Fuck yeah. We're like this close.

Nice. We did. A little bit of someone Tanner was hitting the treadmill. I was doing the rower as best as I could. You guys could have done, you guys did that? Yeah. It was actually pretty awesome. It was good.

He was rowing. I was just walking on an incline. He was good. Though, unfortunately, I had to row with one arm. Yeah. I have one stronger arm.

Then we curled one dumbbell together. We curled one dumbbell. We moved his one. We eat as one. Yes. We did a, we did shoulder press. That was not that fun.

No, that sucked. Yeah. We had to share a seat. And, guy in this humongous fucking ass cheeks. I look at me.

I look like a state trooper. Yeah. Hey, I'm holding me. Turn here. Turn to me. Turns out to me. You're the chin.

Oh. Oh. Oh, look at him. Oh, yeah. Oh, mean. It's just a mean dog. Mm-mm. Body cam off.

Body cam off. Fatsy slender cock. Body cam off. Yeah. Well, what's a body cam? Get that. Body cam off. You look like those Atlanta

straight to a straight. straight troopers. Straight troopers. Oh, GSP, Georgia State Police. Stay, not straight. The second military of the United States. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. The secret, like, they're like the, the mercenaries of the United States. Bro, GSP does more than Homeland Security. There, I said it. They do. They will kill you. They don't care.

They literally do not care. They'll pin it over you and you will, like, toss your car. Yeah. And then they'll make a rest of you. And then they'll mag dump into your car and then tell you to get on the ground. Yeah, dude.

Me and Tanner had a night when we were watching these like heart chase videos. And it was so funny because it would be, um, like, it would be a really crazy chase, right? They're going through like these schools and they're driving like on the yard of the schools and like, damn, we can't just walk out and get it. We're like, what the hell could cost somebody to go like that crazy, right? And we were kind of like, we were thinking like, oh, dude, he's probably like drunk and whatever. Gets arrested. We see the fines. He's got like three assault rifles, hella cocaine, hell of like all these drugs, all.

all these were like, damn. Like, yeah, I'd run. I'd run too. And then it shows another clip. And it's the same thing.

It's like this guy, he's like, he's like, he's like in Georgia and he stops and he runs into the woods and the cops have to chase after him like, what the fuck? Like, why are they doing so much to stop, bro?

Like, you're not going to get, you're not going to escape. And then it gets caught. And it's like, hella heroin. Hella fucking. Like,

it's all, it's like the crazy shit. Like, it gets worse. I'm like, dude. It's like, okay.

And then the next one, it's like, this guy's going crazy again, whatever. Like, oh my guy, he's probably got like, he's probably got like two babies in there. A decapitated man. Like, it's probably the worst shit ever. And then it's like weed. And it's, of course, like GSP fucking, you know, breaking their shit in and all that. And yeah, it's so fucking good. It was so good.

Fucking awesome. Yeah, they're not, they're not. Comparable to Austin Police Department. Austin Police Department's so useless. Like, what do you guys do all day? Dude, they don't do shit all day. They just pull you over for not having a front plate and that's it. Well, well, there's some shootings.

Oh. Recently. Disagreements. Civil civil disagreements. They're not credibly useless. Maybe a little bit. When they're on the fucking highway and they pull you over for not having a license plate on the front, that makes you useless.

Go put yourself to work. Yeah, I think that all of my experience with Austin PD has not been like amazing, but it's not been like horrible. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's just been like the kind of like, like this was the most useful, you're just wasting my time.

Just turn it into a waste of time. Does it feel like, like old town sheriffs? Oh, dude, those guys, those old town sheriffs, what's that sit?

Dude, oh my God, those little tiny towns in the middle of fucking bubble shit where the fucking speed limit goes from 75 miles an hour to 55 to 25 to 25. And they sit right at the 25.

Yeah, bro, they sit at the 25 mile an hour freaking speed limit and they're like waiting for you. You're going to 35 in the 35 that we put here. We did this on purpose and you're doing it.

Come on. Yeah. You're in my town. You go by my speed. You get 10 feet to slow down 50 miles an hour. It's going to be around $250.

Yeah, $250. All right, you can go 100 miles. I'm playing with you. You go 25 miles an hour. Oh, you went 25 miles an hour above. Dude, one of my worst fears when doing road trips is like, for example,

if I get like falsely pulled over and I want to plea like not guilty, you have to go back to court at that fucking state. Oh. Oh, oh. Unless they do it online now because of COVID. I just,

I would just avoid them. Yeah. You think they would do online? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Unless they're being, like, petty or something like that. But, like, everyone, dude, I've seen so many Zoom once. There was one, you remember that old one where, what is it? What is it happening?

What is he doing? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, Isaac wants to do something fun. Okay, here we go. Everybody watch. For the listeners at home, we're about to do, uh, whoa. Wow.

Wow. Look at that. Ow! So sorry. I am so sorry. That did not. See, look what happens when you're trying to have fun.

Thank goodness. We're not like that. Thank God we're perfect. Goodness me. Look, I gave into, I gave into the temptation. Yeah.

We're kind of jinxing it. I hope you guys get it horrible. We're probably going to get it really bad, yeah. Oh, damn, Dan, they agreed on our deaths. Yeah.

Because you guys are like having way too much fun and we're struggling. There's going to be in this video. There's going to be a great. great dynamic of suffering and and the contrast is going to be yeah great yeah playing in a field of like roses now it goes back to my question why yeah why you'll see what because you guys had fun and we didn't oh i mean i guess yeah i really did just have fun today and attitude change is it gonna change the fact that i got kicked out of dick sporting goods by someone who's five two

cheese there's a second there's like a third height the height you know who you know who you are Yeah. This is for you, lady. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. This is for you for the quick trip guy that took a picture of us.

Aw. You guys had the best day ever, huh? Oh, yeah. That's chill. Yeah, this shit. Yeah, well, we closed line the entire family. So we were running through the mall away from that old fart and we just held our arms out. And we just closed on.

Oh, we just cut their head off. Clean. Yeah. Wow. And then we took a pit stop to zoom. I thought, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. I thought you guys went to Spencer's. Yeah.

Yeah, well, I lied. I said Zoomie. Oh, I see. You caught, wow, you caught me. Okay. Yeah, no, that's fine. Nice job. Yeah.

Dude, we were so defeated. We were like, I found out recently that Spencer's was like a store like, I thought Spencer was like Zoomies where it was like a bunch of graphic t-shirts and like, you know, just like little merch things. I didn't know it was. It was like, you know, chains and a lot of a BDIS. Dude, there is deep throat, there's flavored deep throat lube. Mm.

Yeah. It's banana flavor. Yeah. They just had it at the mall. Dude, the best thing of it all in the same store that sells deep throat flavored lube, they sell Rami plushies. Yes. There was a fucking Ramby plushy, like sign right there.

We walk in and the lube is in the same store. Yeah. No way. Jay Slat is selling his Rami plushies. Yeah, him and has been hotel. Nice. That's just asking for trouble. Get one, get one Rami plushy, one.

Lube. One kind of lube. One dragon dildo. Go to town. Go to town. Just have some fun tonight. Let's get lost tonight. No, it's okay.

No, I'm good all that one. You don't want to get lost tonight in Spencer? Let's get lost tonight. No. I'm a Ramblesby. Spencers. Let's get lost tonight in Spencer's in the flavored lube aisle with a rammy plush. Nick, lift up your hair a little bit.

Sorry, just, yeah, just a quick little. Yeah, yeah, I'm just, okay, okay, okay. Beautiful. Nice, bandana, blue bandana. On the Willie Boy. Yeah. With some sunglasses. I mean, you wear sunglasses, though.

That's fine. Yeah, I normally wear sunglasses. Yeah, interesting. So, and then my hair was just kind of like getting my face today. Yeah, I was like, all right, fuck it. Let's just, uh, let's try something different, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys ran about, so I get it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to get sick either. No, no, no. Which, you know, reminds me. It's like, I feel like, this kind of leads into the next topic. It's like, you end up becoming kind of like the people you hang around a lot, you know?

Like, I'm noticing a lot of similarities between you guys, like your mannerisms. Isaac and I have repeated and said the same. We've had, we said jinx, remember? Fuck. All right. All right. One, two, three. Tacos.

Dude, what the hell? One, two, three. Burgers. Dude, one more time. One, two, three. Sandwiches. Bro, come on. Okay, anyway.

All right. One, two, three. Sandwiches. No, one, two, three. Salmon. Let's give a shot. All right. Three, two, one.

Cheetos. Cheetos. Oh, my God. You waited. Dude, I don't think you waited. I think those were real. Cheetos. Cheetos.

Okay, okay, okay. Ready? Three, two, one. Lays. Okay. We have to try again. Okay. All right.

One, two, three. Burger. Burger. Come on, man. And a little bit slower, too. It's a little bit slower, okay. I like that one. All right.

Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Hot fries. Oh, my gosh. Wait, did you guys, did you guys take off the, let me see your chain.

Is it on still the handcuffs? Oh, okay. Now, we got it. No, it's right here. Oh, they took it off. No, I was just, because like a unlinked. They got everything. Yeah, that click one off.

I know, it hurts. The beagle? The beagle. No. We actually like we lost the key and everything. Yeah. That is very. Sorry.

Sorry. I'm. Christ. Really hungry. And. Fuck. Yeah. I'm sorry.

I think there's off. All right. That's all I want to say. Okay. You're really hungry, you said? Yeah. Stand up and do it. What do you about to do?

Okay. None. What is he about to do? What is that? What is that? No. For what? Dude,

you didn't even get sick. You don't want to get sick. Dude, which one's which? Who's who's who? God damn it, dude. How's this happening? You're about to watch a new mistake.

Oh, dude. Okay, Nick, if you always look like this, bro. I would hate you. If you were faceless too and like, oh my God. Oh, that would be such a horrible. I'm just doing this. I'm doing this to prevent myself from getting sick. Oh, dude.

Well, I mean, it'll work out, I guess. Yeah. You just look. We had two faceless guys on the group. Oh, no. Two faceless bandana thugs. Oh, man. Twin brothers.

Gosh. Twin brothers always, like, handcuffed to each other. Dude, we're the reckless ones. I can feel, I can feel, I want to just do something horrible. You get it now. Not like horrible, too or something. Like I just want to like do something Like also like it's like

Like I just want to like Mess with Tanner really bad Like I want to like fuck with everybody And flip everybody off And I want to be a nuisance And a pain in the ass to deal with And I want to be grumpy And I can see the appeal to

Being a piece of shit in this. Yeah Oh Guys Isn't it really nice and sweet? I have to be handcuffed This fucking nut for another 12 hours For some reason I've lost my appetite

And I think I'm going to to gain it at 1 o'clock in the morning and eat 200 grams of protein. Why are you not ahead? Oh. I don't know. What about you guys? How do you feel? I mean, we still feel normal.

Yeah, I could take a nap. Oh, really? I could take a nap right now. Yeah, for how long? For at least eight hours. Oh, really? Yeah, yep. I could go for some, I could go for a cup bowl.

Oh, really? Oh, I could eat a Chipoli bowl. taking that for eight hours. No, Chipotle. I know I can't, but I could. Mm-mm.

But I could. No, like, I could. I wouldn't, but I could. I must inform you, Nick. I must inform you.

I've been a bad influence. You need to stop that shit. I've been a bad influence. You're starting to piss me off. It's just that we had a really horrific meal. A little bit of it. We actually really, I don't even think we had.

I just had a banana in that bullshit in a bowl that. That's what's going on. We just had some, I went from looking like Matt's, Stony to look like Marley, like the siege Conce Creator. Like that profile pick?

What the hell's going on? Oh, dude. You look like a Minecraft YouTuber. You do. Oh, yeah, you look like fucking jelly bean.

Oh my God, I was going to say that. Thank you, bro. Oh, shoot. Thank you, okay. Hell yeah. Oh, you got.

Sorry. You got it. See? I do have to urinate as well. So that means. So that means we should probably We should probably go. Because we have

We have daylight. We have more recording. Yeah. We have more to do. So ladies and gentlemen, if this podcast confused you, it will make sense in due time. It will.

But for now, we will see you in Valhalla. And, uh, we'll see you guys back in Valhalla. We'll see you guys. Rest easy now, guys. Take it from here.

Why are they frowning? You know I'm not going to be in Valhalla? What is it? What is it? Scratching up. I got you. I got you. All right.

Honor for realzies. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching. We have a video to continue recording. Yeah. We'll be at it. We're going to go urinate. We're going to go trying to get ourselves out of this fucking pickle that we're in right now. And we'll catch y'all on the flip side next week.

Oh, sorry. No, it's okay. No, it's okay. All right. Speaking like you. Wow. Oh, my God. Okay.

All right, y'all. Have a great rest of your weekends. We will catch you later. Yeah. We'll see y'all. Let's bro fist it out, y'all. This is a double fit. You ready?

Isaac, you got to, no, Isaac. Isaac, you got to. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. There we go. The fist of truth.

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