The Group Chat - #143 - The Misadventures of Grunk

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

OUR BOY GRUNK IS BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND OH THANK THE GOODNESS HEAVENS ABOVE | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

So how it starts is like, can you go and look outside the window? Take a minute. I don't like this anymore. Welcome back, everyone. To the group chat podcast, episode 122. What's up, gang? What's up, guys? It is not 122.

It is 143 as a matter of fact. 43? What? That's not true. That's not real. That's too much. We got to quit. I didn't know we left the 120s, bro.

Y'all. Yo, I just gagged. Like, I burned and then stuff came out into my mouth. Oh, that's all that. Flux or something. That was terrible. Yeah, sorry. I just had to get really hype about that.

We need to do a special shout out to GamerSups for sponsoring. Make sure you use code group for 10% off. What the fuck is wrong with you guys today? What did you all in? City boy. Stop. No.

Tanner's camera's lagging in. No. Oh. Yeah. It looks fine to me. It's delayed. It's delayed. That's okay.

We can fix him post. just turn off and on again keep it on okay all right deal this is the first time we're all united together in 2026

I'm excited yeah wow thank the Lord it's been a long time it feels like we've done a podcast in like a month I know yeah if you look at the last few episodes

it's always been like four three two I think it went down every single time that was the first time I saw a screenshot of the last podcast was it like two

it's two cameras four people yeah so we were uh we were hanging I saw that. I was like, dude, that is the weirdest site. Oh, actually, by the time this is up,

it'll be around that time. By the time, by the time this video is up, there is a new group video that explains everything that happened in the last podcast. You understand. Yes. So, but before we continue, I want to hear about grunk's amazing adventure. Dude, grunky. Yo, guys, long time to see.

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. me. I'm 23. I went to I went to Amsterdam, Hamburg,

Copenhagen and Stockholm. The EU tour. The big Europe, Europe tour with Polsfire Mitchell. It's a big four. And yeah, it was pretty good.

It was really cold and miserable for a little bit of it. But looking past that, it was pretty cool. Like when we got to Amsterdam, it was like a blizzard. And it was so cold and wet and I messed up the hotel the first night so we had to get another hotel in the city

which caused us to like lug our bags through the frozen city of Amsterdam and apparently they haven't gotten weather like that since for like 10 years like this was very rare you brought in the cold yeah but that's good that's a cool experience for you I guess but like I there was one morning where I was like I was at my wit's end bro like switching from uh hotel to hotel hell in Amsterdam. I was, my hands were so cold and just, like, I, were there people shoveling? Were they shoveling on the sidewalks? Like, was there? Not that I saw. So you were just walking through like multiple inches of snow? Well, no, actually. The sidewalks weren't bad just because people would just be walking and biking

in that city, so it's like mostly fine. They would bike in that snowfall? Yeah, dude, it was crazy. But dude, our hotel that we like had to get last second, it was like a hundred-some bucks a night And it was the lobby for the hotel was in a different building. So we had to walk to a different building once we got our team. And it was in a townhome and we were sharing bathrooms and showers with other people that are staying at the hotel. Ooh. We didn't shower there to say to leave. Oh.

Ew. Yeah, we were stinky. See, I stunk around the city, you know? Stunk out of. Yeah, we were very city huggers. City. We were city huggers. No, some city boys.

except for Copenhagen because I once again fudged up that hotel a bit and got us a hotel like 15 minutes outside of the city but luckily they're public transport So question

How did you transport yourself to How did you was a public transportation Yeah well it was trains We got the ural pass Which gave us four travel days And that made it really easy to go from city to city It was about five hours

Train per city Did it feel safe traveling on the public transportation? It was super safe dude. We met this one family who'd just be traveling, Hela and we talked to the mom. She was like a psychologist. She's really cool. Wow. Dang.

Yeah, it was a pretty cool trip. We went to the Sex Museum. Whoa. I think, Tanner, you would really like this one place. I like that, please. There's a full model, like, that would ball sec. Yo, you crack, Larry.

You crack. It's this guy. He's like, to scale model human and he pops out and flashed like he's wearing a trench coating he flashes you. Is he full naked? Dude it's like, you know those animatronics who are like you're on a ride and it's like a little roller coaster thing and it's like the robot

take coming like Z-Zo-boom-Bo-Bla- Yeah, that's literally what it was dude, exactly. Like it was so funny. Yeah. So that was pretty funny. So tell me what was the takeaway from the

sex museum visit? Yeah, what did you learn about your reproductive system? Or what you like? Actually, how big the biggest thing you've seen seeing like you know I feel like it's rare that we actually publicize and talk about like erotic stuff from like ancient times but like it existed you know they were freaks they were to honey yeah it was cool seeing um little ancient statues of sex who's who's the first gimp dude dude I don't know I actually didn't see that that would probably

be like he just got stuck in the whole dude I bet you did actually it was pretty best up we saw this one painting of like a it was like a torture chamber depiction and it was just really drizzly scene. Can I say something guys? Yeah. But will you be tagging me on the weirdest ass post of all time on Instagram? Hey. You got these people and these like latex big rounded suits and they're

farting into their own faces. It's really funny. You have a problem with tagging people on fucking Instagram Nick. I need to I need to bring that up right now. My Instagram reels are horrible. Yeah but why do you have to share it with us Like publicly. You guys got to see it too. You send me a video of a guy moaning as he got his tits massaged.

He was getting a massage. Shut up. Shut up the hell up. You send that to everybody. He gets like a whole bunch of oil and like right here on his chest. He's like, he literally grunts for two and a half fucking minutes. He had to tag me in that bullshit. Yeah.

It's funny. All of it. No, I watch eight seconds and I rolled my eyes and almost through my phone. When did you become super? straight, bro. I just want to know. Dude, I ain't trying to see that bowl. I'm not trying to see that bowl. I want some funny shit.

Hang me some funny shit. Why am I getting... Are you scared, Isaac? Are you scared of being open about yourself? Oh, just kidding. What's wrong with being so comfortable that you can be a little... I spend the time to open to see what my dearest friend sent me. Ain't nothing wrong with your homies.

It's not chill gay. It's like the gayest video on the planet. We made a song. We homosexual. I know. That was about borderline maybe homie sexual shit. Not full on

homo erotic shit. I can't believe we can't. Isaac. Imagine you woke up and you're stuck in an air mattress and you're like, dude, you're fucking fantasizing about it.

What is wrong with you both? You guys need some help. I didn't, I didn't say in that. You type him in a gift video. What are you talking about? Oh, I did that. I was just showing it.

I drew the line. I was just showing him. See, people are way too comfortable with DMing each other the videos. Fucking tag your friend in that video and let him see it. Let them know who's boss. Let that fucking wait. You wake up like a trampoline where like you have all the, you touch all those prongs and you're fucking going back and forth.

Someone's jumping on you like, ah! We're inventing new. That would be a museum. That would be a crazy museum. Think about it. Okay, but think about it. What would you call that music? Wait, could it be interactive?

Well, you want to jump on it? You can do it yourself. It's like a... I bet that exists. Like, imagine someone's kink is being like an exhibit and they're like all... Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like, it's a normal dartboard. Let me throw some darts.

And then the dartboard turns around. Isn't that literally being an exhibit for other people? It's in the word. Yeah, there probably is a live human museum out there. That's pretty scary to think of that. Naked booby museum exhibitionist. Dude. we watched Canada

Topics Switch we watched this video yesterday it was like top 26th like new tech things of the year and the first one was like

just this company that made like robots that were like that looked like humans and the girls had massive boobs and it's like

what are we doing it was just so shameless talking about those like those engineering conventions that they have right yeah yeah yeah oh my god

receptionists and stuff like that. Yeah, it's so weird. Dude, I think about that, I'm like, when they're making that stuff, do you think, like, as they're making it, they're joking with each other sometimes? Like, uh, put your dick in it. Or, like, do you think they're ever, like, joking with each other?

Well, I feel like, that's the whole point why they're making it because, like, you, it's a robot. It doesn't have to look like a human at all. I just imagine, like, uh, let's fuck it. You know what definitely had to happen? Like, this isn't a secret or a lie. They had to openly discuss, like, the boob size of the robot. Someone said like another size and they're like no no.

Like what cup? No, no. Make them huge. No, make them huge. It's so weird. Like we are getting closer to that sex with robots promise. Promise.

Well, wait, we're in late, that was 25. Yeah, that's why you're seeing more of it because they're actually like rushing to hit the deadline. Yeah. Yeah,

they're rushing to hit the, they got pushed back. The date got pushed back like GTA. Yeah. Which, speaking of GTA, dude, I'm so freaking hyped. Transition of G.

T.A. I'm freaking excited. I'm so excited, dude. We're going to make so many videos. That's why you're excited. I'm excited because we're going to have some of the best fucking AI on the animatronics. They're going to be able to... Whoa, chill on that. You all heard that, right? Dude. You're born on Twitter. I live in a fucking zoo.

I'm going to see an orangutan come in. Open your little sheds in the bag. The ship like took off the Gengar Pushies ran away. his hands up. Open the door and ran. I don't know why I get on camera. They decide to do the most fuck shit ever. Why are they locking in the room? They're not locked in my room.

My door's wide open. Your door is close. What is that door? Okay. The door's wide open. That's a closet. Really? That's a closet.

It's wide open. The only door is right here. They can leave whatever they want. It's wide. They're not trapped. They're not stuck. They're not in here anymore. But I don't know why they just.

like to do fuck shit when I get on the computer. I think I've asked you on the podcast, but what would you, what would they do if you didn't have it open? They just like cry. No, no, they would just fuck with each other in here the entire time. No, no, but I'm saying you left them out. Oh, oh. Yeah, Raya jumps at the door.

And Bento sticks his paws underneath and tries. Oh my God. Yeah, it's fucking demonic. They're attachment issues. They do that. Demonic. Yeah, dude. Pets you want attention.

Just fucking demons. They're just demons. Dude, I'm just mind of my business. I just see a fucking paw underneath. And then she's like bouncing on the fucking door to try and open it, dude. Oh my God.

Like, let me the fuck alone. I'm taking a shit. All right, Benny. Unlock it from the other side. I'll push it. Oh, dude. They work together like that. He can open counters and pull out drawers and he knocks a shit over and then she takes it and she takes it to the couch and eats it.

Have you ever seen that Tom and Jerry? That's right. You did that to me. Oh, that's right. They're sneaky bastards. in it. In it? Yeah. Ever seen Tom and Jerry?

Never. Yeah. Okay. I watched it this morning for breakfast. Fire, first of all. Oh my God. That's the future. You're going to be watching. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dude, you know what? I've been falling asleep to. Almost every night. You ready for this? Yeah. How it's made. That's classic.

Oh, my God. Yeah. You got to be careful. It's on HBO. Okay. Are you watching you on HBO? Yeah. Okay.

If you're watching it on YouTube. They have all of the... Nah, no, no, no. They have all of the seasons. So you just start on episode one. It's like, today on how it's made. Aluminum foil. What have you figured out?

What have I figured out? Yeah, like, what have you, like, learned? I figured out that, like, a big roll of aluminum foil when they cut it up, it can go span eight miles long. Eight miles. Okay. The ones you buy the grocery stores? Good movie.

No, but, like, for the big rolls that they cut your grocery store shit from. Eight miles. Eight miles. That's incredible. That's probably heavy. Was that all? It was, yeah, it was big. Huh? Was that, was that all? Um, I fell asleep. I only watched through the... So did you start this yesterday?

Yeah, remember? Uh, two days ago. Okay. Yeah, right, yeah. Dude, I can't fall asleep with stuff on the TV. Dude, I can't either. That's, I ends up turning it off. But that's because my eye feels. Miscerrelatable over here.

He just went back on that word. I would fall to sleep to how it's made. I just can't fall asleep with stuff. Say anything. I just agree with it. I fall asleep to real, to like real terrifying Skinwalker stories.

You too? Oh. Yeah. Right on YouTube. Shut. What the hell up? Mr. Relatable? It's terrifying.

Okay. There's one. I've been falling asleep a lot too and it's, uh, creepy Easter eggs. Icebergs. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. City. Boy! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. Dude, Larry, you've been saying it the most out of everyone. Please stop. Dude, it was, okay. Okay, before Isaac mentioned it, it was stuck in my head for a minute. It was like really bad at my head.

And I was saying it to myself and I didn't want to bring it out. But now that someone else brought it out, it's kind of like, oh my God. Oh my God. It's not just us. And now it's like kind of liberating. No, no, no, no. But yeah, I've been watching Iceberg Creepy pasta Easter eggs as I'm falling asleep. But it kind of sucks now because like they all rinse and repeat the same Easter eggs.

I'm like, I already know that one. I know that one. I already got that yet. I already got that one. Yeah. Like, I've already fallen asleep to all the lore for FNAF. I fell asleep to all the lore for cod zombies. I know you should do.

I know you should do now. Fall asleep to audiobooks of Harry Potter. Of Harry Potter? Audio books. Does that do you like your dreams at all? Yeah, I was going to say, then I'm going to like, uh, figure what to call it. Yeah, shift. I don't know.

I like to, I like to sometimes play like audio books. when I'm falling asleep. No, you don't. So, last, last night, I tried to. What the fuck are you? Take a side. God damn. So last night, I, okay, to be honest, I did go through a lot of media because I was

like trying to fall asleep. I was so desperate. I listened to Shane Gillis on the Joe Rogan podcast. And that did not even help. Did you know? Counterintuition. Did you know? To fall asleep, you typically turn the thing off.

No screen time at all. Because you can't, you can't have your brain be like trying to process and actively trying to figure out what's going on. Count to 100 over and over until you fall asleep. Yeah, backwards. Your dad counts. I count to. Boring. Sorry.

Boring. Boring. Boring. That's quite rude of me. I'll admit. Boring. Boring. Sorry

There's a lot of references right now Yeah there are For the reference cast That's a whole next clash, we're out Dude Oh my gosh Oh my gosh I totally forgot to mention this

But next week We are pretty much almost one week away We're gonna talk about it more next week I think But grunk is coming out here to Texas In a week almost Yes Grunk's on a point all the time We got videos that we're recording

Dude all I do is travel That's literally all I Do you have what? Our happiness only goes up When Grunk is here Like flight, like with the airlines? Yeah, I know I have an American one or something, but I'm getting more on top of that as I travel. Yeah, man.

But dude, that I'll actually loop back to really quick to that trip I just did. That was the most travel I've ever done in my life. I don't think, like, if I'm ever doing anything like that, again, I'm packing like five clothes in a backpack. Oh. Lugging around a suitcase. Didn't you have to do like three flights? Give some word of advice as to what you would have done differently. Well, I freaking, I like.

I was just foolish because I had spent the week at my parents' house before the trip, and I overpacked for that, but I didn't really think about it. And I was like, I'm not going to unpack it and repack. I'm just going to take what I took to my parents on this trip. So I had like, I literally had like eight shirts and like two PJ pants and a bunch of underwear and like 12 pairs of socks. And it was like, what am I doing? Wait, did you wash your clothes at places?

Yeah, we washed our clothes at one spot. and that was pretty scary because we washed at the hotel but um we did one dry cycle and my clothes were not dry and but we had to leave that morning and so instead of like putting them in again because Mitchell had to wash wash his clothes and dry as well so I took mine out and was going to air dry them all night like while we slept and hoped that was enough but I woke up I said an alarm for 7 a.m. and it still wasn't dry um and so I had to throw them back in the dryer and hope and luckily they were dry whenever they came out that but holy cow um but yeah definitely pack super duper light because like i i was really just wearing the same pants and like i wore maybe

five four or five shirts that whole trip like one pants you just need pants underwear like four shirts and that's it it's crazy because when we went to japan we for the most part brought one luggage that was full of your stuff and then you brought another like luggage yeah that was like empty because we knew that we were going to be there for two weeks. We were going to like be buying clothes and other stuff like that. So I guess if you plan to, uh, to buy, yeah, like leave room, be a good idea. Leave room. Did you buy any clothes when you were out there?

Um, I bought, uh, yeah, I did actually. Hang on. Let me put it on really. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Dude, I would not want to travel with two luggagees, though. I would just leave room on my main one and just, I get stressed out. When I travel, I have like one bag.

And then I like, I let them check. it in so I don't have to like carry anything. I usually like to take one suitcase. One, no, not suitcase. Not a suitcase. A what do they call it? Yeah. The little checking ones.

A backpack. And that's like, that's like minimum. That's it. That's my minimum bar. After that, it might get a little bit iffy. Especially in the future,

when we travel with gear, we're going to have to get like some sort of gear travel. Like a box. Yeah. Yeah. Like a pelican case or a little, oh my God. Who is this fella?

Yeah, this is a demon. This is the Richmond. This is a demon. The Richmond, demon. This is a demon. The Richmond Grim Reaper. Oh, my God. You had your fits on over there.

I saw your stories. You looked awesome. Yeah, you did look awesome. We saw the, like, Danish marching band. What the hell happens? Yeah. Is that like a really popular marching band?

I have no idea. They were just, like, we just happened to see them. The Danish marching band. Copenhagen is Denmark, right? I don't know. You went there. No. No, no, Norway.

Norway. No. Is it Germany? It's, uh, Amsterdam, Netherlands and Denmark. Oh, it's Denmark. Oh, it's Denmark.

It's Denmark. It's Denmark. So wait, let me through. I say, I said Germany. You went to, what the ones you just said?

No, is it? Amsterdam. Yeah. Hamburg. Copenhagen and, and, oh yeah, you're right. This thing smells weird, bro.

Take it off. You see that. movie I showed you or that I put in the group chat whenever you went to Copenhagen because that was a that was a movie series that I watched it's called pusher and it's it's about like all these like fucking drug buster or not drug busters but they're like drug dealers and they get really effed of that movie series by the way if anyone is into um some pretty surreal like some pretty brutal no it's not psychedelic it's just like some pretty brutal it's gross the third movie Like, they like, they like get a guy naked and they had to kill him and, like, disembodied him because he was like a, I don't know. It goes crazy, but it's a really good fucking series. And it's got, um, what's his name? Mads Nicholson. Um, he's a really good writer.

No, not Jack Nicholson. Mads Nicholson. Yeah, I think it's Matt's Nicholson. But yeah, that's, um, so you're saying light travel or travel light, light travel and cross countries. Yeah, travel light and just walk around. and do stuff. Free spirit. Yeah, we only went to...

Yeah, how did you try and figure out what to do for the day? Because you didn't have that. I don't really plan that. Yeah, I just kind of... Mm-mm. I mean, yeah, we just walk around and find stuff.

Like, we mostly did. Just went into a bunch of shops and stuff. Oh, yeah. Like, cafe... You eat anything awesome? Like, what was the best food you've had? I'm gonna say a cafe in Denmark. That's what you would did.

There's got to be something awesome. There wasn't, oh, this one breakfast we had in Hamburg was really good. I had some, like, eggs on this toast, and it was just delicious and divine. I feel like last year when we went to Sweden, the food was better, but this year, let me look at what... Did you step out of your comfort zone in the food area? Like, try some crazy-ish, because I don't know what it got over there. We went to... We met up with Pulse Imp.

okay in Hamburg and he took us to like an authentic German restaurant where I got this like it was basically like a Spanish omelet but the German version Oh you could have got Wiener Schnitzel dude

Dude yeah he got he got Schnitzel or was yeah Schnitzel and we actually traded dishes because he was just he offered me to try his and I tried it and he was like it's good right

and I was like yeah and then he was He was like, you want it? I was like, okay, and then we just swapped. But, yeah, the German cuisine was pretty good. And where else? I'm trying to think what we even ate in Amsterdam. It's like a blurred, you guys.

That's real. That's real. We slept like garbage. Does Amsterdam look like attack on Titan? Be honest. No wall. No wall. Okay, write that down, Willie.

No wall, no wall. There was one thing I was going to say about some place. I felt a lot of judgment in that question. Oh, yeah. There's one night where we woke up at like four in the morning and couldn't fall back asleep and we just had to like sit it out. Oh, yeah. How's a jet lag?

It's real. Back here, I went to bed at like 9.30 p.m. last night and woke up at 7 in the morning. Fire. Damn. Dude, you're good. That was pretty elite. What time were you sleeping out? I was so tired.

It varied. It really varied. The last night we went to bed, I think, around like four or five in the morning. And then, yeah. Dude, sorry, guys. I really don't have much right now. Dude, that's what happens, bro. Recalling after, like, so much shit happens.

Yeah, just like your brain. And, like, I got back. And the day after I got back, first day of classes, like, no time. compression period. Yeah. To recoup it all in your head. You're basically a CEO at this point. You're living left for you.

I'm on the go, man. Okay. Get off the plane and you're right back to making bread, bro. One last final question regarding it. Did you photograph the whole thing? Oh, yeah. I have pictures galore. Okay.

We went to... That's good in travel, because then that also reminds you. I did that a lot so I can remind myself what was going on and why... We've read probably like upwards of 10 hours of combio over that tree. Really? Oh my god Yeah We both got a new decks of cards

I still don't know how to play Cambio Dude it's such a good game Combio's fucking fire dude I won that first game I'm hooked I've never played it since but I'm hooked How do I even describe it?

Oh card game I split the G first try Ever first ever First ever I sent that video to the group chat right What's the G Wait you drink a Guinness and split the G

Oh yeah that's right I like look he chopped in this video But let me see. Oh, yeah. I did. I put this in the last podcast. Oh, you did.

Okay. Wait, so, so what it, so is that like a whole like, is that like a thing? What the tree? Yeah,

it's like the challenge with the Guinness. It's like, you got to split it, bro. I don't drink, I don't drink beer. I have soft hands too.

I have soft hands too. I have fucking hate beer. Dude, get hard hands. It's good. Cutty, Qty, Guinness is crazy.

It's like thick as hell. It's not, honestly, not that bad. It was almost. So what was the palette like? That's a lie. Like sense of,

undertones of... Oh. Every beer tastes the same, you guys, except for if it's like an IPA. Dude, and we visited Mojang? We didn't actually go in,

but we... What? Notch? Yeah, bro. We meant notch. He was there and... Kind of controversial. Oh, shit.

Oh, wow. Oh, my God, that is... Oh, that is in a really chill area. Dude, is it a humble building? That game made your fucking... career, Grung. It did.

I know. It actually, like, I felt something within me. Like, whenever I got there, I was like, wow, this is where

everything happened in this world. This is where everything actually started. Nothing else would have ever happened if it weren't for Mo Yang. Dude, gaming studios, I want to visit,

I want to see Rockstar North. I want to see MoJang and I also want to see like Steam. Rockstar London. Like, uh, in Washington.

You want to see Rockstar, you. How many rock stars are there, dude? there's a lot of rockstar studios there are a lot like a whole lot yeah yeah they're all over the world bronc no stress on

I'm not being to remember like travel because I remember like when we went to I keep on sound like a broken record talking about Japan over and over again but um like dude it was just like broken records on Japan over again it was just going to go and he goes talking about

yeah it really is and it's like especially whenever like we're not getting very good rest It's like those memories aren't... Yeah. Yeah. Solidifying. But it's more of like a live in the moment thing.

Oh yeah. Like I think over time you're just need to decompress. Yeah. Like it happened and you're not so much like it's really weird how that works. Dude, I'll be like yesterday I forget the name of something. And then I'm like, oh, dude, I'm like trying to remember whatever I let it go. The next day I try and remember and I remember it. Like I'm like, what is that like what is that function in my brain?

Where is that disconnect? We actually watched a video on memory, how memory works in the brain. brain and it's like apparently your brain will like drop hints tag things throughout your day and like and then whatever it tags whenever you go to sleep it'll replay that memory and like like 3x speed

or something over and over again and then it's like it's like a tape it's like a tape yeah I guess that's crazy I don't know how we figured that stuff out at all but actually dude while you were having a fucking awesome ass time over in Copenhagen in hamburger and fucking

Tanner and I were wishing we ate hamburgers because we've been working out. Oh! I'd kill anybody on this podcast for a burger right now. Dude, Tanner, the first week of working out with this private trainer that him and I have been going to, Tanner lost 10 pounds. Come on, man. Come on, man.

I'm at 12 pounds right now. That's a lot of time. That's like definition. Look at that. Do you see that? Yeah, we got our asses kicked again today, but right before this podcast. So that's why we're both really sweaty. I smell probably not the greatest and also I have a lot of ball sweat.

I forgot my protein shake, which I'm kind of upset about. That's all right. I know he got his, but I forgot mine. And I'm, I smell really bad. One thing, one thing I made a point to do when I go food shopping because by the way, I've been sticking to the resolve,

the resolution. No more DoorDash. Nice. So I went food shopping yesterday. And I did, I decided I'm not going to go for farm raised fish or like, really farm-raised, like, animals for the most part. That's actually not good.

Wait, what are you going to go for then? Fresh. Genetically altered animals? Wait, what's the difference? Farm-raised and fresh? Farmed-raised. There's a lot of, like, additives that they do. Like, farm-raise is just not good.

Like, compared to fresh. Farmer-Rays is bad. Wait. The fresh are caught. The farm-toss are caught. The far-t fish is. Fresh or wild. Wild?

Like, like, fish, for example. So, like, salmon. And the bread in a pool. Salmon straight out of the river. And then captured and killed. Yeah. The farms and they have like apparently they've got like really high amounts of like, what is it? Is it?

Is it mercury? Mercury. Yes. It's mercury. Is it mercury? Salmon doesn't though. Salmon has not a lot of mercury. Here, I'll tell you.

So farm raised salmon raises concerns about contaminants, higher fat, lower nutrients due to unnatural diets, antibiotic use, disease slash parasites from overcrowding. environmental pollution from waste and negative impacts on wild populations through escape of genetic mixing. So yeah. I look for

I just look for like the fresh shit. Yeah. That is definitely better. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. My dies. Also, also. We're also talking about like domesticated animal.

Dude, they use fucking dyes or something like that. To make it orange. Like red? Like, does salmon make it look like the salmon color? Red color from. Did you guys see what RFK did?

RFK, what the fuck? What do you do? He's telling everybody to drink whole milk. Yeah, he like, he changed the like food pyramid shit. So like he's going to make everyone fat and stupid. He made it upside down like a literal South Park episode. What do you?

Wait, what is it now? It's like meat's butter and like bullshit at the top and like fruits and veggies are at the bottom. Yeah. It's like the actual South Park episode. It's pretty bad. They actually unironically did that in a South Park episode. They flipped it upside out.

Yeah, that's like the entire thing they did. South Park is a tearical RFK. You can't, how'd you speak? He has like something always in his throat. We're going to flip the pyramid upside down. And we're going to making everyone fat. Dude, it took me a long time to get used to how he talks because I was like, dude, I just want to fucking clear your throat.

But I realize that's not how that works because he actually has like something wrong with this. What does he have wrong? Yeah. He smoked too many things? Or is he just like... Yeah, that's why he's got to stop right now. So his...

It's caused by spasmodic dysphonia. That's made up, bro. He just smoked too many... He smoked too many cigarettes. It's a neurological disorder that causes involuntary spasms in the muscles that open and close a person's vocal cords resulting in a voice that presents with breaks

and strained slash strangled quality or breathy quality. Jesus, that's annoying. It is annoying, yeah. That would be annoying. I mean, I think, yeah, I think that like to have that, I wonder what the impact of that is like on,

to have that is to earn that. And to earn that is to accomplish. If you ask what the impact of it is, thank you. Cure him, dude. Like, dude, no, no, no. I'm saying like on his own mental hell.

Yeah, it's probably horrible. You know what I mean? Like, imagine, like, going to, like, maybe. Let's come on a podcast. I don't know, dude. From what it sounds like, you fucking flip the food pyramid, bro. It's just weird. Like, why is everything going backwards?

So, I don't know. Like, why are we eating steak and butter and drinking whole milk for dinner now? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't see. Does anybody actually use the food pyramid? I haven't seen it. I think it made sense. What we had it was like, okay, yeah, this is how you get your balance.

All right. I'm going to look at the new pyramid. Okay. The fuck. Slot is at the bottom. Burgers, French fries at the top. Milkshakes

BJ's BigJ's Longhorn at the Hollywood Wait, wait, I don't know if this is like Misinformation

but Chipole Chipotle Longhorn Applebee Applebee's Applebee's Applebee's

and golden chicken. It actually kind of makes sense. It's not like barnacles and French fries at the top. It's like meats and broccoli and and carrots.

Can you some broccoli at the top? Let me send the picture in this food. I'm on my phone. I mean, meat's pretty good for you. That's kind of like my diet right now. So I found out that farm salmon gets its pink slash red color from added pigments.

Added pigmen? That's not good. Interesting. Yeah, added pigment mix into their feet because without it, they would be gray. And this mimics the natural diet of wild salmon that you crustacean and algae. Like, bro, don't go for fucking, don't do that. I'm going wild from the rest of my life. I don't care if it's a little bit more expensive.

You get one fucking body, one fucking body. Willie. Yeah. So I shouldn't eat the H.E.B. Salmon in the first. fridge right now. Well, so it'll say on it if it's like when they have that like pre-package, for example, I was looking at it and it says farm raised and it says added color or something like that. Red added. And so then I put it back and I went to where like the fish were and they're the ones that are laying on the on the ice or whatever. But even those have farm fucking ones too.

Oh, you have to look for the ones that say fresh. And you're like, give me some of that fish. Yeah. So I got like, I got six five ounce fillets of fresh. Five on that bird. up there. Got it. It's fast. Here you go. Cut into a salmon scene, a ringworm. Enjoy that. Ew, don't even say that one about to eat fish. Mr. Salmon. Ringworm.

A wingworm? Their favorite place to be is inside of your food. Ringworm? Dude, guys, is celery supposed to be saltier? No. Salty. Salty. Salty. Salary sucks. There, I said it. What? I love, dude. I ate like three pieces of celery.

I turned around. It tastes so bitter to me. I think I got bad celery then or something because it's weird. I tried having it with flipping. Oh, you're going to have ants on a log? That's good. So Tanner's new thing is Ants on a log. Tanner has to

because of the training he has to like not have any snacks and cool foods. And I still eat I still eat my food. So he like he comes over. He's like, oh man, what are you guys watching? I pretends to eat some like every night three or four

times of night. But the times that he's not doing that in the moment, I'm like, where is he? What's he doing? I turn around. No socks on. He's like, his legs are like farther than shoulder with apart. He has celery and saracha. That sounds like a duck lean. Like, I got a whole

head of celery and saratra apparently is just in my underwear. You're like a little panda. That's your bamboo. Yeah. If I really want flavor, I put like the zero calorie like saratcha on it. Just a little spice. It's just a little spice.

Can you have calories? No, it's just like straight- Is it good or not? I actually don't know. Maybe it could. I actually... It's virtually zero calories per serving. It's what it says.

Oh, really? Is it delicious? What? And syracha. What, celery? It's just... That's all I want to know. Yeah.

It's all right. I'd rather dip it in fucking ranch, but can't have ranch. And I'd rather dip it in peanut butter, but I can't have peanut butter. Dude, I can't even have peanut. It would have to be low-fat. It has to be low-fat or, like, almond butter. not like fucking jiff shit by the way

you want like the real peanut butter with the oil my diet right now is banana before the workout do the workout come home protein shake get 10,000 steps come home eat like a very low portion meal so it can be like salmon or like ground turkey with sweet potatoes and then that's it

you really should be eating the rest of the day if I really hungry I eat celery it's hard to eat shit that you don't know if like there is a way that you do want to eat more you'd eat things like Greek yoke I probably would add a Greek yogurt and granulet. Okay.

You need like, you need healthy sugars and stuff like that, like fruits. Like, Kiwis. Like oranges. You were trying to starve? What?

Like raspberry. Yeah, have you tried starving? I've done that a while ago. I don't do it anymore. I do it the healthy way now. That's good. That's how I,

dude, that's how I lost 100 pounds in high school. I actually did, I only ate soup for like a whole summer. You were also 17. That's starving. It's easier to lose. Yeah

Yeah Dude I was like 260 pounds in high school And then like the next year after I like did all the cutting I was like I got to 180 when I weighed in for like P.E and they're like holy crap You lost over a hundred pounds this summer. I was like yeah Oh shit. Yeah

What would the trainer say? Then I was Then I was a god at the pacer test I got like 80 lapsed dude. Damn. That was so cool. Yeah I was gonna ask what is the trainer think about like like chicken broth.

Even though it's high in sodium. Yeah, you can have broth. I feel like it could it could pass. Yeah, it's good for the gut though. So when I

when I did my first big cut of last year, well my only really big cut I went from two, I was like 230 down to like 207. He made me do a water fast

for three days. So I could only have water. Remember I was miserable. Bro, I was watching muckbangs on TikTok of people eating like crumble cookie and all this shit.

I was able to taste the food through the phone. It was crazy. I swear. I was like, I swear to God, I was watching this one guy dip all of his wingstop into like these giant things of ranch.

The cups of range. Yes, bro. Yes. It's like this one Asian dude and he's like, it's midnight, midnight snack. And it's like bright as shit outside

and he eat it. Oh my God. Last night I saw some guy roll up an entire pizza just and drink the rain. And I was like, like, give me that. I was like, give me that.

I just imagine Willie, like, sitting there, like, leaning face first into the TV, like, Dan, that looks so good. And drinking the water and just like, that's so good. Yep. Dude. That's how it feels right now. So it's crazy because, like, water fasting, you're pretty miserable for, like, the first 24 hours of, like, the actual fast, like, really starting with no food.

And then the second day, it goes away. And then the third day, you're just like, man, fuck, I want this over with. but like it's pretty tolerable you just have to like you know have carbonation hold your ground have carbonation carbonation helps yeah

yeah drink water drink water a lot of water yeah by your mouth I haven't had a diet soda or any soda that's probably for the best so far yeah no more diet no more regular coke nothing like that I mean you just got to view it like if your body is

an engine right or like whatever it's like your water is your oil like you don't want to put other fucking contaminants in it. I want to put diesel in me. Oh yeah. Dr.

5 on diesel. Five on diesel. Five on diesel. Jacklings. Jack link. These? I'll run you out of the truck. I already got a pickle in the pouch.

I got a pickle in a pouch. That video is so funny because he's like five on diesel and he's like like $5. He's like 500. 500. 5.00. Drunk. Whenever you have downtime,

you got to be looking up. fuck what was it truck stop truckers walk through what's it called yeah it's Robert uh truck or die

that's all you need truck or diet dude I can't even imagine the trucker diet grunk just for you buddy it's like no wonder that all the bathrooms

in every gas station week like it explains so much you leave truckers well buckies buckies is great yeah they carry America on their

buckies buckies is awesome Isaac Buckies is awesome they have the cleanest bathroom. I would happily take a fucking crap for the rest of my life in Buckees. Dude, yeah, I was watching a video.

I don't crap in public. I don't. I was watching a video of the workers and they were like scrubbing the in between the tiles, you know, and they were all in unison. Just scrubbing that like grime. And they're just and they pay so good and Buckees is all taxes. We have Buckees here. What?

No. What? Okay, that's crazy. You guys had already Wawa. It was crazy. Yeah. What? You just have Wawa and Buckees? It happened all the students here, explosion. They were just all wearing like Bucky's merch. Like, whoa. Okay, that's cultural and peck of

I mean, yeah. Oh, you know what's a classic? The tie-dye. The tie-dye Bucky shirt? Oh my God. That is a bunch of band. Wait, hold on, hold on. For real. Yeah, let me get this straight. You guys have both Wawa and Buckees. I haven't been here.

You understand like what part of the vent? Is it a Venn diagram where both the circles are in each other? That's a Venn diagram moment. That is never have I ever been within, I think, like 10 miles of both a Buckees and a Wawa that seems impossible. Oh my God! Oh my God! Do you understand how gluttonous that is to have a fucking both

You guys. I'll be real. Dude, that's like, yeah. You guys, you guys, you guys are assholes. Blame it, dude, what are you talking about weed? It's the companies, bro. Bucky's all right. The companies are making this. Wawa's are greedy. No, because it took five to 10 years out for them to approve on that plan. Oh. So what is that? that change? You were 12 years old

when they were planning that Buckees. You gotta be the one. It changes in fact that that 10 years ago they were like, yeah, we're gonna probably put this shit here and everyone's like, yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, we need that. We need more people to make us sandwiches

and awesome bathrooms and more gas to pump and we need now merchandise. Bricke on the board. Like, what the fuck? Wait, do you guys have good brisket over there, grunk? Dude, hang on. Look at him. He's like, oh my God.

God. He's guarding. You cats looking out of the window? Do you have a what? Listeners at home. Cudy cutie's a night. Gute and cutie. Okay, can I play this audio real quick?

It's the fucking trucker diet. I want to show grunk. All right, grunk. This is, this is it. Okay? This is the golden audio. 1,800 miles in a night.

Jacklinks. Jacklinks. Got to have jacklinks. There's some gummy, bird. Kitty, kitty. Some me and me. It's the trucker.

Right here. That's right, baby. You want a pickle in the pouch? I got a pickle in the pouch already. Yeah, we can go with some of this. Is that real? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Talking about tuna. No roared dogs. They don't so hold out. Damn it. So what? No rollobs. Fucking roll out. Those things have never made me poop so hard and so fast.

I remember when we went to that one, fucking, it was like the gas station at some of the biggest. Remember? And all those hot dogs Tanner we were trying to get, but they were like, yeah, sorry, dude. They were like, freezing cold. They were like ice cold and I was like, come on, can we get some of these? Where the buns are? Oh, man.

Come on. I was really sad. I just wanted a dog. I wanted a dog. I want a dog in me. God bless all the truckers because God damn in those bathrooms, y'all. Are you really that bad? No, they're fucking terrible, dude. Wait. Yeah.

No, no. Remember on the road trip? There was a bathroom in either, was it Utah or New Mexico? That was like the cleanest, like most beautiful bathroom ever. Were we all, I don't recall any beautiful bathrooms in this trip. Was that the one where the trucker came in? He was like, he just started. Yeah, that's the one that was disgusting.

That was horrific. Was that the one where like the urinals, like, ripped out of the wall? And then there was one guy that was taking a shit. And there was a line for, dude, that was a craziest experience of my life. I was like, we're waiting a line. Sorry, yeah. No, no, no, no. He can skip us, man.

It's fine. And we were like, we were waiting for the door to open. And the door opened. I was like, you go ahead. Because I could tell. He was talking to. He was like, man, I'd be on the road for so long. Oh, that's right.

Like to prove so fucking bad. His eyes are watering. He just sat there. He never asked. Yeah. And then he never asked this. That's right. We just offered.

We were like, you know, you've got to go really bad. Oh, really? Oh, thank you so much. Like, he gives us like that. Really? Oh, man. You got your best. Like, I got a shit so bad.

And then he goes to the worst. Oh. And then I was like, I'm going to go back to the truck. I'm not going to use a bathroom. That was a shit. That was a shit for America right there. I wanted to say like,

show off. I was like right next to him. It's not a contest, man. What's that your trophy poop? Dude, that road trip was so funny. Oh my God. We have to like, we do have to go through all the footage

of driving Tanner back as well. so like oh my god we'll have that like that's lost media at this point it is right it is lost media it's I still want to post that video enough for like a minute because back to back road trip yeah that'd be perfect yeah road trip but um that's one with with grunk and it's gonna be really really no we're gonna post that jokes in two different cars yeah yeah we're I think that we should like so the way that we do like our group

videos is that we're playing the game a little bit like we're doing videos that are really entertaining and you know fun and challenge oriented and whatever but I think for like that video we should really pour a lot of our creative vision into that, like making it feel like this is just like the group experience of like the friendship that we had and like have in that moment, and like, when's this podcast over? Yeah.

And like, dude, I could just imagine like the voiceovers and the hell is you. Dude, our friendship, our friendship really shines when we're on the road. It does when we're locked in. It's like, can't go anywhere. I love you. It's crazy. Nick drives. Tanner is the, Isaac's the mom in the past.

passenger seat and then the kids are in the back. It just doesn't matter. That's just how it is. Hey y'all. And Larry's usually in the back, fall in a sleep. Larry's asleep. Yeah, eating hot cheetos. So funny that happened at least once on the most recent road trip. Where you fell asleep. If you guys were stuck on an island,

if you guys are stuck on an island and you could take one person and only one food for the rest of time would have been. You guys can fight over whose food and who's the one on? Are you eating me? I gotta go pee again. Who's food and?

Who's the... Good luck getting me down, drunk. I don't go down easy. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do. I'll dig a hole or something. I don't know. One person. One person.

One food. One person and one food. A whole bunch of Popeyes and Matt Stoney. Oh, I thought you met somebody in the group. It can literally be anybody. It can be anybody. It can even be like a fictional character. Kevin Hart.

Oh, really? Who cares? Why not? It's a hypothetical. There's no bounds. I know. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think right now.

I would do Franklin. I feel like Franklin would be the vibe. And, um, yeah. Franklin from GTA. Franklin from GTA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Franklin from GTA. And like, um, oh, I always want to try.

Actually, I don't know. All right. Honestly, give me Patrick Star and some fucking pizza. Oh. That's what I'm going for. Patrick Star Pizza Yeah

The conversations That was really good That would have Would be crazy, bro SpongeBob and ice cream Patrick Star Pizza in a blunt Don't even get me started I've never had it before

Let me see Oh Who Hoo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho O woo woo Who Buh Patrick star blinker challenge

Oh man What's him Plyck star He had two ones. Shit. He had two. All right. You know the guy still making those videos, by the way?

That blinker challenge guy? Oh, my God. The one he's like, shh. Yeah, he's still doing those videos. And he's like drilling out of his nose somehow. He's like, craziest reaction.

Ew. I got to give it up. Yeah, it's insane. All right. Here we go. We got this entire podcast. We've watched. this entire video.

It's not over you. It's not closed. Yeah, it's a beautiful. Have you seen the house they're building? When they started doing the basketball court, I was like, oh, all right. Yeah, I was like, okay, chill. Can I be honest? I understand this video is like sped up and all, but you know what that tells me?

Even with this video is sped up, it takes them about three hours to build this whole house. Yeah. Yeah, is this the same day? Like, what takes everyone so long to build houses? It's taking them like three hours. I don't know. That's a big question. You know?

They probably just have a lot of people working on it. Be in it. Be in it. Yeah. Look at it. See? It did not take that long. No,

no, no, no. Damn, the house is gorgeous. We're going to do that. It's humongous. We're going to buy a huge ranch for the group. And we're all going to build little houses on it. And then we're going to have a little like, uh, Spongebobles pineapple.

We're going to have something. We should make her own coffee stand at our own place. And, dude, that's just like, let's just have Tanner be the barista. Yeah, like we all have jobs and rolls. I'll be the garbage guy.

Tanner's the barista. Larry, you're the... I'll be the newspaper boy. Yeah. My bike. Isaac's the butcher. Oh, sorry, dude. Isaac's the what?

Yeah, Isaac's the butcher. Wait, we need a milkman. The milk boy. Grunks milkman. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Just like that.

Perfect. We're living in the 30s or 40s or whatever. Topia. That is utopia right there. Wait, what if we made like a little nuke town home? Oh, please. I've always had a. Dream that, like, I was in a zombie apocalypse

and I was in Newtown and I loved I don't know why. I always wanted to be in zombies so bad. I want to survive the nights. I don't know, man. I don't know. Yeah, what's up? Like, I want to say infinite money.

But I feel like someone's going to say like something, yeah, the moon. The moon. Just fucking applying it, of course. Okay, if you had a reasonable amount of money and you could build, a super outrageous addition to your home,

what would it be and where and why run me through it? A Formula One track. A what? A what? A SpongeBob-esque library where he has like the

big tall fucking With like the windy up staircases. Yeah, yeah. Remember where Gary when Gary was in that one outfit? He was able to talk. Yeah, and he was like sitting on the chair in front of the fireplace. Yeah.

Yeah. Library would be a whole Formula One track. Did you say a track? A whole Formula One track? That would be so sick. You said if I had all the money. You could have said like, yeah, you could have said like the moon. Said reasonable.

No, that's reasonable. Well, what's reasonable? It's an outrageous addition. That's outrageous, but it is reasonable. That is really outrageous. Okay, tell me a reasonable number. I'd build. I'd build.

20 bugs. Buffalo Bills Stadium number two on top of. of my house and it has a pop and it has a pop. Josh Allen got the chicken with you every day. Yeah,

he comes down his locker rooms in my room in the chicken game. Hey Josh Allen, I'm going to bet on you what's your play tonight. Oh, okay.

Josh Allen's locker is in your room. The whole other team is in the locker room. The game of day. But Josh Allen has to come to your room. He's got to walk all the way. I'll see you later. And he's like, you're going to watch the game tonight.

Ah, think about it, Josh. Hey, what's up, T? Yeah, we're at half time right now. Bruno Mars is singing or whatever. Yeah, we're down by like three, but I got good faith. All right, see you. All right, right. I'd be like barred owner.

That'd be freaking sweet. Dude, I would have, I would, Isaac, I think that I want to retract my statement and I want to build the world's biggest Super Bowl stadium. Oh, you guys. And Tanner can, Tanner can come anytime you want to stay. Stadiums are like billions of dollars, aren't they? I'll take that.

Well, he said reasonable amount of money. You know what? Okay. Okay. Then in that case, I retract my own as well. I'll do a second rolling round, uh, loud stage. So like all the performances are done at my house. And the invitation, it's like you have all these artists.

It's like, you know how they have like all these artist names? And at the bottom, which says Larry's house. I'm retracting my state one more time. Okay. All right. We're dancing a fine. We're doing. And what the fuck are you talking about?

Well, okay. Think about a big apple too. And we do the fucking golden drop, the ball drop. And it's the Tanner's room right below it. I'm making a one-to-one life-size. I'm making a one-to-one life-size reinvention of grunks entire town in my backyard. No way, dude. Is there a Jackson?

I love that. Dude, there's all of his friends. We've been getting really into ping pong, uh, me Jackson and you guys. You guys should go see Marty Supreme. Oh, fuck. Okay, first of all, it's table tennis, not ping pong. We haven't yet. actually Jackson's seen it.

I've only heard great things. Table tennis. Who can take me to the movie theater? But I'd build a teleporter in my house and so I could teleport anywhere in the world. Oh. If you had a reasonable amount of money, you'd build a teleporter. You wouldn't just like have one on your wrist.

Yeah, grunk. A reasonable amount of money would buy you a fucking teleprudence. If you have a reasonable amount of money. That's reasonable. I personally would have a seven brew in a fallout bunker. That's about it. sure you like seven through I never had it watching

I think I think instead of fuck it you know what I'm retracting my statement for the last time and this is because I'm being selfless if I had a reasonable amount of money I would buy a really I would build a giant spaceship shuttle thing whatever and I would go and travel beyond the ice wall and see if there is more beyond the great ice wall

that they're trying to hold back from us. And I will be the pioneer. Yes, this is selfless. Because I will be the pioneer that sees what's beyond the great ice ball. We can't go past. Because, like, they definitely don't got internet out there. Okay, here,

hear what I'm about to say. Built in internet. Okay. I will spend, I will spend so much money to get to Mars. Okay, I have to draw the line of planets and flight. The naturally made. Let me do this, though.

Let me do this. I'll laser beam. The naturally, the naturally, I will laser beam, the naturally. formed pyramid out of Mars, bring it back, and put it next to my house. Senator, calm down.

Senator, calm down. I need to put my foot down. There can't be any planets in the backyard. What? No, well, he said he's bringing the pyramid from Mars to Earth. But that's fucking sick. I think it's the largest mountain of all time.

Yeah, the tallest mountain ever in the world. Yeah, that's in your backyard. Okay. Isaac. Come back to Washington. Where it belongs. Can I change the unreasonable for a second.

I think that we should build around the sun. We can't build a fucking Dyson sphere around the sun. I said a reasonable amount of money. Not an impossible. But think, well,

but think you have an unreasonable of money that then turns into an unreasonable about energy. Well, no, that, well, he said it makes sense because like,

try to make a reason for how he got that money. He started drop shipping. It's unreasonable. It's unreasonable, David? You can't do it. I started with drop shipping, and I started by washing cars and saving my money. I bought 10-R-Hat-We had October shoes, and then after that. And then you used that money and then put into a hedge fund.

Okay. I'm buying rehab for every drug addict. I was waiting for that answer. Whoa. And then they're always- Sweet. Whoa. I'm paying them to build.

build my house. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. I'm going to send up to school for carpetry so they can all build my house. All the food are monopolized food. Oh.

Did he can resell it? Yeah. You can repurpose it. I would probably like, try to figure out how to like scramble all the animals in the world. That's what happens. So like scramble all the animals. Yeah, yeah.

Like animals where they're not supposed to be, they're going to be there. Like an elephant in animal. Elephant's enrichment. No. You can't do that. There's gonna be like, there's gonna be penguins in the desert. It's gonna be,

it's gonna be history books, 2026, the grand scrambled. It was like, history was altered forever. Yeah, it's gonna be photos of like polar bears in the desert and they're like dehydrated as fuck. That's terrible. I thought they'd like scramble animals like eggs and just like just cooking love and stop them up and scrambling like eggs.

Yeah, the photos just like the earth's shaken violently. Like something happened. We don't know what, but something happened and moved all the animals in the opposite way. We have no idea. If I had an unreasonable amount of money, I think I would just try and build a giant arc for fun. You know how long it took Noah? Just for you.

I'm not no animal. My name's not how it's Nick's arc. How long? Bibically accurate. How many? How many days? That's not bad. Dude, that's like, dude, that arm was tiny.

That was the biggest. Dude, it's a big arc. One man. One man. conversation. No, that was a big art. Wait a second. How did, if there was a great flood,

then how did, how did, and it was like a reset, how did he, wait, maybe I just don't know shit about it was. It was a, what was a material. Wood. I think it was like, I forget what type of was. Broward. Wait.

No. So two sets of each animal, how did they get two whales on that boat? Bro, they had an aquarium. Because the fucking ocean was flooded. They didn't need Cian animals. Why don't you bring a whale on an ark if it was all water. So how did they get all the fishes in the sea

On the boat where they died? Yeah, how did the sharks be when the flood was going? All this time you thought it was like carried a big aquarium of two fish Yeah Two fish, two whales No, I think it was too bad, two inland animals I need to read the story of Noah's Ark Yeah, I'm also interested in the guy

God was like, I'll run you all through Yeah, right Tell us how. I got AI overview, bro. I'm chilling, bro. Yeah, bro, Spark, no, just kidding. We do an AI now. No, Wikipedia.

We support Wikipedia. It's, uh... You guys, can I give you guys an assigned to media watch? Okay. Yeah. Ping pong. Oh, is it good? I saw a clip.

Um, it's fantastic. People were just like, there with ping pong now. It's good. Be just, isn't Marty Supreme Pink? No, no. It's just because it's like every sport under the sun

as its own, like, anime adaptation. And oh, but ping pong is, it's different bro. Is it different? It's different, bro.

Do you think, I hit a shot in ping pong that I could have only hit because I watched ping pong and it was crazy. It was so lucky, but like, it was one of them ones where like you go and it like barely goes over the net

and also curves and hits the like back left corner of the table. I peaked. Oh. Do you think that if Mapa was around back when the Bible was being written, they'd make a crazy yeah oh my god yeah like arc season one and it's like fucking crazy that'd be that'd be pretty cool because because those writers for like the bibles and shit and

like all of the religious shit they they're crazy they were all they were all just like they yeah told i think it would they were all told by god most of them were he was like all right write this oh dang okay god's a good writer yeah he told them to write this Yeah, because, okay. Is that how that... So, yes. Is that how that actually goes? Wait, I loki.

Before you get into this, I have to go because... It's all good. But you guys can't get into the Bible. We'll finish it off with the devotion or something. Around A. You're choosing a fucking meeting over God. Bro, what if I told you me and the big man upstairs? Yeah, go take that meeting.

Ooh. Take that two o'clock. Tell my... Tell him, I'm sorry. We'll see you. We'll see you tonight, girl. Tell him Tanner says so. Take that time.

See what? Yes, I'll see you tonight. All right. Bye. There, guys. Peace and. Duceus. Bye.

Peace. I don't, I don't really want to tread too deep into the religious talk because I don't want it to come off like mockery. But, you know, because it's not, it's just. Hey, bro. It's always fun to talk about that stuff. Everyone has their own beliefs. It was like impounded into my brain.

Isaac knows. Isaac grew up. The Lord was like, all right. I'm flooding the world. He knows. Isaac grew up in a church. You know why the world floated, dude? I grew up in a church.

Well, I went to Catholic school up until fifth grade, bro. Nothing. And what do you remember? Name them. Ten commandments. Thou shall not steal. Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery.

Thou shall not. I don't remember. It was good enough. That's pretty good. That's a 40%. Wait, were those, were those the articles of faith? No, no, no, no.

Is that even a thing? That sounds like Catholicism. I don't even know what that one is. I think he just made that up. Probably. Articles of, is that Catholicism? Scripture article. I really want to know if the Ark of the Covenant is real.

And if somebody has it. So, so around somewhere. Somebody definitely has it. You're talking it. Those are where the commandment tablets are, right? I believe. Yeah.

I think so. Or like they have, yeah. But it also holds, I'm pretty sure like a mythical power. Yeah, it holds something that like, it's like food.

It's like infinite food. It's like regenerating food and the, generating tablets tablets and like the commandments and shit. Like, dude. Yeah. It's like a paste that the early humans would eat. They got it from somebody. And it was like,

it was just a food generator. It would like constantly make food paste. What if it tastes bad though? I didn't know that. There's, um, the story of the Lord. He was like,

he low-key fed like 5,000 people with like two fish. Yeah. Yeah. He was regenerating. Yeah, he was regenerating fish and bread. Tanner. I saw a video on my TikTok that talked about the Anunn

and how and how we The theory is that the Anunnaki So like there was the great whatever we're like we were about to go extinct right And then genetically we were like something changed immediately that set us from extinction to like become really smart whatever And but I did read something about gold like the Ananaki came to the earth because they were in search of gold right And that I was saying yeah but dude the theory is that they made humans and this is like a really controversial thing that they made humans and this is like a really controversial thing that they made humans or like they helped us transform whatever but that the goal was for us to

harvest the gold for them. Yeah, because moons and like asteroids have gold in them. Gold isn't a naturally formed thing on earth. That's a true. It came from the asteroids hitting the freaking earth like, so they're like, man, we need gold. So they came to us like, get this gold for us.

And that's why pyramids have insane gold rooms that are made out of pure gold. Literally everywhere. Like, isn't that crazy? Does that mean that they're going to come from me? Yeah. Oh, dude. Boy,

your neck green. Don't even play. Your neck green. Don't even play. Boy, you trip. Boy. Oh, fuck. So,

you don't get your critch your ass up, boy. You don't stole the gold in Christmas. And it's turned you green. And it's turned you green. You evil. Oh. Man. All this damn mic.

Well, anyway, I think that can wrap us up for today's podcast. Make sure if you guys have made it this far, please don't have to use Game Resept's Code Group, but, you know, talk about it. Also, new video is today. And it's actually a really good video. And we are back in a swing of things full force. Also, share lean with your mom. Me and Nick heard a story yesterday.

Someone who told us that their Christian mother was sipping that lean. and got asked about it and they're like, oh yeah, it's just a, I don't know, it's, I'm just drinking lean.

And then the person who asked her was like, what, what do you mean? And she's like, yeah, she's like, this purple drink.

And you're like, what are you? He's like, yeah, my son gave me this drink. That's the worst. And he was like, he was like,

he was like, oh mom, don't, don't say that. Like, like, okay, it's,

it's a joke, but don't say that. Oh, but she didn't know, she didn't have a clue. but I'm just glad that the trickery is still happening. I'd rather they drink some caffeine. The great trickery.

I said it. Even if other people are, yeah, exactly. She had a little, what do they call it? Something in their step. A little pep in their step? Put some pep in that step in the step.

Yeah. That's another. Put some pep in the step. Yeah. We'll see you all next week. Anyway. All right. Next podcast.

See y'all. This is my.