The Group Chat - #144 - it was like any other day..

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

it was like any other day where nothing of the usual is happening... but suddenly 5 members of podcast got together and ranted about the snow in Texas... and everyone else in world laughed at them bec...ause a centimeter of snow is not that big of a deal.. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Boy Boer All right Welcome back to the Bukaki Welcome back to Bukaki Jude, there goes the monetization Decision cast Willie already eaten, bro
Starting point is 00:00:14 How is Willie already munching bro? He was eaten before the podcast I'm crying Already Welcome back to the cold chat Call cast We're gonna have another freezer we all Burr
Starting point is 00:00:24 It's gonna get straight into it It's done Before we actually get straight into it We're going to use code group for 10% off, actually. What is that? Okay. And oh, oh, oh, that would be so good. Boss coffee would have been, oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Gamer subs. Gamer subs. Gameersups use code group. Also, also, I'm going to make a quick little segue. So Tanner and I just got out of private training. Yep. My ass got kicked so hard. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yeah, I heard that you had to run a mic. because you said I can't do it. No. You had to do the assault bike. Oh. Whoa. What do they do? They probe you?
Starting point is 00:01:06 On the bike. Long story short. We had those like foot sliders that like slide on the, on the ground. And my shoes were not, like, I was supposed to put both of my feet on the sliders. And we're supposed to do like, I don't even know. We were supposed to make like circles. Like you're in like a plank position. You're like doing circles.
Starting point is 00:01:24 My shoes, I felt like we're too big. So I said to our trainer, I can't do it with those shoes. on. And I can't take, I can't, I have to, I want to take my fucking socks off at that point. I just know you had that guy like,
Starting point is 00:01:36 can't. Yeah. Bro, yeah, he said can't one mile on the fan. Introduce him to 50. I was like, dude,
Starting point is 00:01:42 that's not what I meant. I can do it. I just need to take my shit. And he's like, get on the fan bike. You're on the fan bike. You're on the same. Did you just say can't?
Starting point is 00:01:49 Yeah. That is so at all. He's like, I was like, uh, the same ones. And he's like, all right.
Starting point is 00:01:55 You did not. You got dicked. Reminds me of my days An ROTC, man ROTC You try to flip that rifle Across your hand Kind of give it a little spin like that
Starting point is 00:02:06 Right around here The Tutsi If you miss that You gotta grab that right You gotta grab from up top too You can't catch it like this You gotta boom boom Oh wait
Starting point is 00:02:14 And if you don't 50 burpees 75 burpees No you actually do grab it underhand And if you don't do it You gotta do a lap around the school You know You know what would have made me
Starting point is 00:02:24 Not so dead What? What? If I went to GERSups. G G and I used code group where I already did this. Come on. And I was buying Gamerade. Because Gamerade is a supplement that game reception just dropped that we did a poor
Starting point is 00:02:37 job to be honest of promoting. But it's a creatine, right? Cretine supplement stuff helps you out if you want to get into the gym work out. Give us a nutritional effects. It's Willie. Cretine's a very, uh, it's like the number one most studied supplement in the entire world. You're really in a five. Number one.
Starting point is 00:02:55 It's the most study all about creatine and what it does. I can't too, but I don't want to go Tanner. You want me to? All right, creatine. Cretein gives you some of them. Oh my God. Gives you what is that anymore. So creatine, it likes to put something in your body called ATP.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I can't remember. At this point. I don't need triphosphate, I think. At this point. It's something triphosphate. By the way, there's a IQ limit now to these podcasts. You got to be at. So if you're under the threshold of 30, you can't access these podcasts no more.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Get out. 30, do, 70 is like, like, dude, the guys with 30 IQ probably drooled on the exit button already. They probably need a breather. Oh, my God. You just give me the best idea. When we, if and when we have our own,
Starting point is 00:03:45 well, if it went, okay, fine, Clayton Isaac. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, Tanner, go ahead. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:51 So basically, you drink creatine and you're like, oh, shit. And like, you know, how it retains water and shit. That's like the ATP molecules going. All right. Yeah. Pay attention. No, I am.
Starting point is 00:04:04 You're just so nonchalant about it. I can't wait for someone to send an email that says small clarification for Tanner. Oh, that's coming up. That's coming up. Yeah, dude. I want to see you do five push-ups and then tell me what creatine does. 50 burpees, please. Ooh, sorry guys.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Anyways, ATP molecules go into the muscles, right? You know, you're doing that. You're doing the bench press like this shit. You're bursting those ATP molecules because your body, your body already like depletes it. when you're working out. And the creatine adds more of those so you have more to burst and you have more muscle, more energy in your muscle.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Back by science, back by science fiction. Back by science. Drink water. Just real biology and science. I don't even drink green tea right now. I'm like, I don't need it. Every single day. Every single day I drink creatine.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I have creatine. Me, Isaac, drink creatine five grams every single day. Also, Gamerade. Bye. Yeah. So I have an idea. Okay. If and when we have our own shop for the group for merch and stuff,
Starting point is 00:05:02 the four people end up going and being able to buy stuff, we should do an IQ test to make sure that they're smart enough to. Yeah, like a puzzle or else they can't buy it. Yeah. That would be so smart. Oh my God. My tongue is like Smurf right now. Oh, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I had a seven brew a little drink right here. Hey, yo. You had a refresher, bro. Were you kissing a smurf? you're so good you're so good no no yeah it's gonna smurf juice
Starting point is 00:05:30 all right time to address the oven what's up what's that it's freezing cold I think that's right yeah that's right now
Starting point is 00:05:37 when this podcast comes out you guys are all about to get it yeah yeah maybe it's already upon you it's probably right now it's really freezing cold
Starting point is 00:05:46 for you and it's by the time you're listening you're about to get it you're about you're about to get it you're about to get rained down by some snow yeah it's gonna be freeze over um I think the whole
Starting point is 00:05:56 world right now is currently getting affected by it. I think me and grunt so before this podcast started we were looking at this guy doing this like you know forecast weather cast and he was very doom state kind of like I'll be honest like grunk I'm not gonna lie he was very like I don't want to freak anyone out or nothing but you're gonna die this is the worst thing we've ever seen her lives like hurricane level damage we could be wrong we could be wrong a lot of the times we're wrong maybe worst thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It's going to be like so heavy on your house. It can break down the trees. It can break down the roofs. They can break down everything. Landslide. Landslide. I saw a tweet. It was like,
Starting point is 00:06:36 this is the weather you're going to remember for the rest of your life. Oh my God. I just saw that post. Okay. Wait, wait, can I tell everyone about my day that actually ties back into the weather and everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 No, you can't. Okay, cool. All right. Yesterday I had to bring in my sleeping beauty prince awesome car to get maintenance because I got rear-ended Fuck you to death Drop it off at the body shop And I'm like, okay, got to go get a car
Starting point is 00:07:03 I had a reservation for the 16th And that did not That was yesterday So the reservation is already half over I walk in the office They're like, uh, we ain't got nothing But a midi-van I said, okay
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'll left Went to another enterprise And I was like, hey Can I get some? They're like, yeah, we actually We actually have nothing Oh And you're like, okay
Starting point is 00:07:24 Can you check the seat? what has something. They're like, yeah, this location. I'm like, okay, I go there. I wait until like, oh my God. I wait like an hour in a waiting room. Eventually they're like, all right, we're going to get you on the road now.
Starting point is 00:07:37 And they put me in my car, the guy I'm talking to was like, yeah, man, I got like, you know, family up in Kentucky. We're talking about how cold it's going to get and how funny it is that people who live here in Texas can't do shit in precipitation at all. Like, it rains.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Forget, forget it. It's over, bro. Forget about it. Forget about it. it. But he was talking about his family members. They were saying that they were going to get ballpark 12 to 18 inches of snow in like Kentucky. I want to hear my ballpark though. Yeah. Like 15 to 23 inches. Absolutely bananas. You want to hear my guy? Yeah. 32 inches. Yo! Wait, let me let me no way. I'm checking. You want to know my ballpark? What? Mini van size hail.
Starting point is 00:08:25 No way. Minivan size hail. You want to hit my ballpark? Ash. The Ferris wheel of hell. What the fuck does that mean? Ferris wheels are huge. Dude, they're tall.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Fierce wheel, hell. Why did you shoot a three-pointer and say that? Yeah. And then walk down the stairs. That's what they're... You just went to... Who was that? Who was that?
Starting point is 00:08:54 We are... We're projected to get one to two inches, but that's enough to shut Texas down for a week. Dude, grunk, what if your school froze completely and, like, no one would ever have classes ever again? Wow. Yeah, because isn't it the, if the university burns down, everyone gets, like, their degree or something? Yeah, they get their tuition back. I'm pretty sure. No, this is degrees, degree.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Or is it? There's no way that's true. You want to try? Why would they get a degree of, like, all the information is gone? Right. And, like, they didn't even do anything to do it. Yeah. Yeah, you're giving someone a qualification to go and do.
Starting point is 00:09:25 something stupidly. We gotta start doing underground libraries, underground bunker libraries so that we can reserve all the shit. I feel like overworld shit. I'm pretty sure
Starting point is 00:09:35 I'm pretty sure Cornell University. They have? I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken Cornell University, one of the Ivy League schools, they have tunnels underground because it gets a lot of snow
Starting point is 00:09:48 so it connects underground networks through the entire campus. I wish Texas could have underground. We have nothing, bro. We have like this rock we have like bedrock basement dude yeah we have like super we're like super world where it's like three blocks of grass and then it's bedrock and we can't go any any deeper and it's really
Starting point is 00:10:06 depressing but that's genius i think we should actually go like supply shopping like remember last time it like snowed in and we had no food not gonna live not a bad idea yeah we should like get we should cut a hole in the ground start fishing go ice fishing in the ground but no you're no you're actually right though. Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't mess with weather.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Oh, actually, transition real quick. Speaking of fish and Nick, I'm sorry to pull this on you. I saw this email and this is what you were talking about earlier. And I'm just interested in what you think about this. Okay? So it goes a little bit like this. Hey, there, groupers. What?
Starting point is 00:10:45 Why would you call this group? What? Just wanted to add a small clarification from the latest episode. Nick mentioned that some salmon filets. farm salmon are died and that's not quite accurate farm salmon are naturally gray without an excuse my pronunciation
Starting point is 00:11:03 here keratinoids carotenoids it's like an algae or something right I don't know I'll be real I have no idea maybe he explains it so their feed is supplemented with
Starting point is 00:11:16 axixtanthin ashtanth Exosanthensin. Astazanthin. It's a fuxygen Melatonian. Well, it says they say that
Starting point is 00:11:29 it's pigments. It's pigments in plants, algae and some bacteria. A naturally occurring antioxidant and pigment. In the wild salmon, get that by eating krill and shrimp
Starting point is 00:11:40 in aquaculture. It's added to feed often derived from algae or yeast, though it can be synthesized. Either way, it's the same compound and it's essential
Starting point is 00:11:49 for normal salmon health and coloration. Not just appearance because access to the, it's added to the feed. The FDA requires the farmed animals packaging the state color added, even though the pigment itself occurs naturally in the wild, some in through their diet. Not a huge deal. I just wanted to share the nuance in case it's helpful for some.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah, Willie, drop down and give me 20. Oh, and they said, cheers, Big J. No, no, it's not like that. It's not, why are y'all making it like that? I think it's just like a clarification thing. I was just like, you know, something to add. Yeah. actually yeah oh i got another email here so isaac's dig is really tiny and we saw it all on
Starting point is 00:12:27 pittrist oh god i got another email this is it oh wait there's another one check this out but yeah oh my god yeah that person's not wrong for sure because i i i looked into that too because i was like i wonder if they just die it but then i realized oh yeah they don't just die it they it what it needs. But there's a lot more drawbacks to having farm-race salmon than natural salmon anyway.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I can read some right now. Let's see here. Farmed salmon has higher fat content. Oh. Yeah, because they feed them. They're like, yeah, get big for me. Come here. Fish, fish, fish.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Fish, fish. Fish. Not so good omega-3-6 ratio, if that's true or not higher in calories, higher. A lot of this stuff I'm headline reading. So all I know is nothing beats fresh. I mean, that's true, though. True. Yeah, nothing beats fresh, natural.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Are you going to get fresh salmon? Because I just have like this AGB salmon. You go there. You go there. They're usually on the ice. They still have the farm raised ones, but you can get the fresh ones, we'll say it. Are the fresh ones with the butcher? Like where he like cuts up the little, and he puts in a bag for you and he wraps it all up nice.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Well, I've seen that they have frozen fresh ones. But fresh is fresh, man. Fresh is fresh. Where do you get fresh salmon, the store? Dude, I know. Can we get like a location or like... You have to catch it. A sea or a city?
Starting point is 00:14:04 It's on the ice. That's where it's... What about the ones that are in the like the little food section? I'm going to say this now, dude. Yeah, yeah, you can get them in the frozen section. Okay. I mean, you probably shouldn't. I would probably get something that's fresher,
Starting point is 00:14:20 but you know the ones where like they're on the ice and shit yeah what are laid out for you well like ice gates like doing the Olympics yeah yeah that's what I'm telling you the butcher farmers market they should be coming back bro yeah I think they will
Starting point is 00:14:35 everything's gonna come back everything that once was there's only so much genetic modification we can make these animals and fruits before it starts killing us dude what are my chicken wings had a fucking piece of metal bolted onto it I thought you're gonna say had an On it.
Starting point is 00:14:52 An eyeball. A bit of ear whispered to me before I ate it. Zat. No. Like when I eat a banana, like every time I eat a banana, I'm like, what did they do to this thing? Yeah, no, because I've you seen the original bananas? Yeah, it's different now. Original grunk?
Starting point is 00:15:09 Look up an OG banana, bro. Yeah, look at OG bananas. OG bananas are really small. Reboots. And they're like green, like super green with a bunch of little like little spots on it. Yeah, a bunch of seeds. Okay, don't look up OG banana because apparently it's a strand of weed. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Oh, yeah. How about OG banana, dude. OG banana. Yeah, if you look up OG banana, just a bunch of nugs pop up. Oh, there you go. Oh, my God. Dude, I was just thinking this. If you look up, when do you think, you think maybe like a year from now,
Starting point is 00:15:40 if you were to type in anything and then Fortnite, do you think it would be possible? Like, if you type in OG banana Fortnite, that definitely shows up. Yeah, yeah. OG banana skin. What else do you think would show up if you looked it up? OG, uh, look up OG or G. Look up OG doorknob. Don't even look that up either.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I know what that is. What? No, that's a OG doorknob in Fortnite. Oh my God, it exists. Look up vaulted banana. Look a vaulted banana fortnight. Valted. What?
Starting point is 00:16:15 What? Volta banana. What? What? Banana Fortnite. Yeah. Wow. Banana shows up.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Awesome. I'm glad. Yeah. I'm actually so intrigued by this. Yeah, it's a phenomenon. Anything in Fortnite? It's all there. They've done it.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Interesting. Martinite did it. Fortnite did it. Parton I did it. Parton I did it. Oh, yeah. So I have here last night. You look at your notes.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Yeah, because I just remember it. I had it on my phone here. Isaac told me to write this down, Because, okay, so last night, we had watched a little bit of car chase videos. Like, we're watching GSP, you know, the Georgia police and they were pit maneuvering. Pip, Pip, Pip, Pip. Fucking kills the people in front of them. And so we picked up, or at least Isaac picked up that like it, when these videos have like these like, I'm assuming they're AI.
Starting point is 00:17:07 They're like AI announcers, you know, talking about it, whatever. It's like this guy was on April 17th, 2023. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Officer Ramirez. There's a key, there's a key phrase they use every single time. it's any other day and we figured that like that is like the most dangerous day
Starting point is 00:17:25 to ever go like outside it's always any other day it was any other day and no it was it was like any other day and then we came to the conclusion that any other day is probably the worst day to do anything. Don't leave your house
Starting point is 00:17:38 the worst shit happens. Yeah. It's like there's a tornado and everyone's like it was like any other day. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's That's really how like 90% of 9-11 like memorial stories start.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Like any other day. Dude, that's like how every folklore tells. Like, oh, it was any other day. And then I saw it. The mammoth. It's like, I don't want to live in it any other day. No, bro.
Starting point is 00:18:02 No, you don't. I want everything to be different, bro. Like that one. At this point, I'm only going to come out of the house on holidays. Like, it's not, I'm never going to come out any other day.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Yeah, holidays are both days. We need something happening every day. Yeah, no. No, no. the other day. Don't ever, don't leave the house, don't do nothing, try to be safe.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Holidays, you're fine, you're good. You know, on Valentine's Day. This, like, you never hear that. Like, you never, that's never happening. Never. Just any other day, stay clear. What other days are bad? I mean, that's like the most.
Starting point is 00:18:36 It's the only one that comes to my. I think Christmas Eve, some shit goes down, but not a lot. No. Yeah. But even then, they'd be like, it was like, you said what?
Starting point is 00:18:45 St. Patrick's Day, probably's got some shit going on. Oh yeah. But even during holidays, they say like it was like any other Halloween. Yeah, they don't go like, it was like any other St. Patrick's Day. And it's like, damn, does every other day really cause a lot of harm and death in the world? And that's, you know, what day are we comparing? Yeah, what's a good day?
Starting point is 00:19:05 What's not another day? No, what's the bad day that we keep on like comparing this day that something bad happened to? It's so. Well, it's the any other days that turn into bad days, you know. But it's like, that's like every day. But it's like, if it's any other day, it was like any other day. It's like the worst shit ever only happens on any other day. What a stupid saying?
Starting point is 00:19:28 It was like any other day. Like what is the actual difference. Every day's a gift. That's why they call it the present. Wait, yeah, because if it was any other day. Come on. Motherfucker. Oh, God, any other day, bro.
Starting point is 00:19:44 It's going to. Yeah, it's going to. It's gonna keep me up in night. It's low-key, true. It could be any other day. Like any other day. It could have been any other replacing. Right now, someone's having the worst day of their lives.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And to them, it was any other day. Like, oh, it's just another other way. They woke up. They woke up every other day. They had like, just like every other wake up, you know? Get up. Stretch a little bit. Boom.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Dude. Any other day had to have, like, spawned from like a cubicle nine to five job. We're like nothing out of the ordinary. It's like the, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the rinse and repeat. Like a very routine. Go in for 9 o'clock. Whose fingers are those?
Starting point is 00:20:21 Sorry. I don't know. That threw me out of. That broke me out of something. Sometimes I think these videos have a weird, uh, fourth wall break to us. Yeah. Yeah, that was creepy. I'm segoring because I have a complaint.
Starting point is 00:20:34 It's a complaint. It has nothing to do with any other days. What? I complain. Okay. What's your complaint? So there I am. And it was like any other trip to Walmart.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Mm. And I'm in Walmart. And like, I'm, I'm shopping, you know. And I've been, to Walmart a good amount of times in the past three months. So I could tell like, you know, things are changing. You know, there's a, there's Halloween candy and then all of a sudden Christmas. What?
Starting point is 00:20:55 And then boom. Valentine's Day? Valentine's Day. It's like back to back to back. And I know right after Valentine's Day, boom, St. Patrick's Day. Boom. They don't, they don't give it a fucking day, bro. Dude, I don't understand how there's always, like how far in advance do you think these
Starting point is 00:21:14 companies have to be? I think what it is is like there's never going to be. a holiday-less Walmart Day. Like, you can't have a Walmart without a holiday in it. Because I think right after St. Patrick's Day and the Super Bowl, or no,
Starting point is 00:21:29 Valentine's Day, Super Bowl is St. Patrick's Day. And then after that is, was it in March? April, Easter. Easter. There's all, Easter everywhere. And then after Easter, it's like summer. July 4th. July 4th.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Yeah, for the July 4th. And then summer. July 4th. Yeah, what? Fourth of July? It was just like any other holiday, guys. Just like any other holiday. It's like any other day.
Starting point is 00:21:55 It's October 31st. Let's go trick or treating. It's like any other day, man. Damn, yeah. Yeah, they move fast, bro. They move very quick. There's never a dull day in that section. It's right at the front too.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Dude, is there a holiday for like every quarter of the year so like they can just get rich on those quarters from those holidays? I mean, yeah. Every month. It's not. the quarters every month dude yeah Halloween is in the third quarter June is my birthday and like they you know we got to celebrate yeah they have a whole leg these can these candy companies have to stay in business somehow guys oh that's true oh that's
Starting point is 00:22:28 fine candy to buy candy like come on oh you'd be surprised oh yeah there's somebody in this call that would yeah who likes candy I love candy it's just like any other day for will it's like any other candy what's your weakness is it yeah what's your weakness is it yeah what's bars, Kitcats, Reese's pieces, peanut M's. So just chocolate. It's not candy, it's chocolate. No. That's candy, man.
Starting point is 00:22:53 You've named fucking five chocolates. They were all of them pretty much in common have something to do with peanuts and chocolate. You do like peanuts and like chocolate and like. Chocolate. You like Reese's cups, Reese's cups, use them up, eat them up. You don't like fruity. You don't like fruity candies, do you? You don't like laughy-taffy.
Starting point is 00:23:08 You don't like. I mean, I think if I were to, it would be gushers. Skittles. Yeah. Yo, if you're at home right now and you have the option to go get some gushers, trust, go get some gushers right now. Listeners at home. You'll thank me.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Just only one box. Eat a pound bag of gushers. Oh, my God. Eat a gusher for me, please, guys. Can I, dude, right now, so I've been really, really, so for a while, okay, context. For a while, me no have no car, okay? So me stuck at home, right? You know, and so.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Just like any other day. It's just like any other day. And then boom, just like any other day, I ran. I'm gonna got a car now, right? So being or having the ability to travel now. Oh yeah, you do have a car now. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:23:50 having the ability to travel now has caused me great temptations to have already broken it. But I really tried hard not to go to the gas station and just grab some chips, you know, and grab this like this packet of like the, the, you have the cookie, the cheese and the ham and you just put it all together and you eat it. And I feel like,
Starting point is 00:24:14 Like that. Lunchable? Yeah, like the lunchables. And. It's the. It's the. It's the hillside. It's the hillside.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Oh, the shirkirons. Yeah. The hillside. It's like a salami cheese and the, yeah, yeah. And I feel like that feller who's like, you know, he's like standing and he has like that ankle thing. Like the cigarette. You know what I'm talking about? What?
Starting point is 00:24:36 I'm a, it's like an addiction thing. Ankle monitor? No, no, no, no. It's like an image of this guy and he's like hooked up to a cigarette because he's like, it's a, it's a, it's a. metaphor for like he's he's hooked on to smoking. Okay. But for me it's Cheetos. It's like his life line.
Starting point is 00:24:52 So yeah, exactly. It's a bag of hot Cheetos. And it's been, it's been quite the battle, man. That's my demon. My team is. Dude, can I be honest with you?
Starting point is 00:25:01 At this point, why don't you just, why don't you just buy in bulk, bro? No, I don't want to buy them. It's the point. Buy 60 bags. No,
Starting point is 00:25:08 no, no. But you just said you didn't want to go and then you ended up going anyway. So at that point, Why not just no, no, no. There's never at that point. You got to break it. So he's telling what I'm here in this.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Is this just going to be another day? No. That was any other day, but no more. Just like any of the day, Larry broke it. Larry broke the chain and he hasn't touched Cheetos since then. You know what? My belly, I suffered enough. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Waking up, going to the bathroom, shit my brain's out. It's all red. Ooh, no more. Let it be just any other day when you go to the gas station on Saturday or Sunday when it's snowing really bad. Oh yeah. Just let it be any other day and then it'll be it'll be like any other day. I don't know. I'm kind of scared of drive right now because my car at the moment is a backwheel Yeah, I remember the Larry I remember I took your car to the gas station and it was like perfect weather. It was drying and I did like the U-turn and I just fish tailed the shit I was like that thing. Yeah, that thing fish tails bro. That thing does fish tell a little bit and especially when it's raining when it's snowing. I found out really bad like the first time I started driving it and uh you're not allowed to drive when this. I'm
Starting point is 00:26:13 look the ice hits. Yeah, I'll probably be in trouble. And I appreciate you guys, by the way, for always checking on me and slapping my wrist when it's, you know. When that. What? Yeah. What, Cheetos?
Starting point is 00:26:28 Yeah, Cheetos and all that, you know. Just a lot of shit. Dude, moderation is key. You can eat hot Cheetos like once a week. That's true. Once every two weeks, if you really want. I mean, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I just got to be moving. Right now I'm standing. Guys, I'm like walking around. I'm standing. What you want to be? Yeah, I have. It's been here. I'm going to see.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I'm going to be. I'm going back. Hey, I'm buddy. Yeah, I'm standing using like the standing desk to kind of keep some mobility in my life at the moment. And then soon, I shouldn't say soon. I should have a definite date. Reintroducing the gym into my life. So I do, I do really miss that very much.
Starting point is 00:27:08 So my discipline's on like a whole other level right now. Yeah. I haven't had soda, a diet soda. I've had any chips, any fast food. Oh my God. And I feel terrible for you because sometimes there'll be some shit laid out on that damn fucking counter over there. Sometimes I'd be seeing like pizza and like diet coke. It's like drinking alcohol next to that.
Starting point is 00:27:27 At a house. Yeah. Dude, when I went over the house and there were those Reese's pieces and Larry decided Larry was sitting right next to Tanner and pop them both open. That was horrible with me, Tanner. I am so sorry about that man. What about me? Dude.
Starting point is 00:27:40 What the hell? No, you know what? No, YouTube's. I don't really, yeah, as well. I don't care about, like, chocolate and, like, peanut butter kind of stuff. I love peanut. I'm sorry to both of you about that. And, like, that was terrible.
Starting point is 00:27:49 That was terrible of me. It was just like any other day until you opened. Until I opened that thing up. Yeah, no, it was. A demon talked me to doing that. My biggest food weaknesses is, like, a big giant pizza, like a big giant burrito with, like, everything on it. So just big shit. Just a bunch of, like, deep-fried sushi.
Starting point is 00:28:08 If I put out the world world, just Dorito. Oh. You brought it on your flight here. Yeah. Everybody look at this. I'd probably have to break my. It's in a big triangle case. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Like that? It's a zipper. The two armor? Yeah, we're talking a two arm. Two arm. Oh, crap. Like a trophy. Dude, yeah, that'll be actually unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I'll probably punch you and steal it. Dude, I feel like a big Dorito could just, you could make a big Dorito of a bunch of small Doritos. Yeah. They're all triangle. It's all have to be flat. You just got to make it a big piece of it. I don't know if they're made out of dough or whatever dough.
Starting point is 00:28:46 But like... Pertia can just lay it out. Domer. Dome. If it is dough, you know, you stretch it out and then you cut it into a bunch of triangles and you cook the shit out of them so they get crispy. I think that's the method. I don't know. We should make our own Doritos.
Starting point is 00:29:01 We should make our own Coke. Somebody revealed the secrets. Oh. You see that video? There's a video out there. I didn't even exact replica of like Coke. Yeah. It's really weird ingredients.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Yeah. He got it to the best he could without being able to extract from cocoa leaves or whatever. Yeah. Really? Wait, does Coke extract from cocoa leaves? Yeah. There's only one company in the entire world that, or at least for Coca-Cola, like in the United States, that they're able to take cocoa leaves and extract the cocaine and then extract the other stuff to use as flavoring.
Starting point is 00:29:34 And they're actually, I'm pretty sure they're in New Jersey. Oh, sure. They don't use the cocaine, right? I've been here in New Jersey. No. more. Yeah, New Jersey's game put back on the map. Viewers at home in case you don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I've like talked about New Jersey like three times a week so far. Who knew that the world fucking cup is going to be in the armpit of the USA? People have to fly from all over the world to go and see fucking Pat and Jean. That's not. That's, that's Philly. Yeah. I think I've been answered to this question before. Is that the right saying?
Starting point is 00:30:07 I don't know. What do they call it the armpit of the, or the U.S.? Okay. If you look at a map. You'll see Florida, like at the very bottom, and that's like kind of your oblique, like, by your hip. And then you'll see Maine at the very top. That's your hand in the air. And New Jersey just happens to be right where the fucking pit of the arm would be.
Starting point is 00:30:25 It's like when the United States stops going like top right. It appears there might be a few more than just one location, but they do have one in New Jersey. They've got, they actually have two in New Jersey. Wow. Jersey's a land of industry, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. But, yeah, they're called Stepon Company, or Steppen, S-T-E-P-A-N. I got real shooters.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Mm-hmm. Yeah, and so they, uh, with the facility. Oh, yeah, I know. The plant in Maywood, New Jersey. It's Coca-Cola includes a coca leaf extract as an ingredient prepared by the Stepon Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey. Dude, part of it was from that one video that Larry was talking about.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It says the plant is the only commercial entity in the United States authorized by the Drug Enforcement Administration to import coca leaves, which come primarily from Peru. Okay, cool. So, yeah, they are able... The cocaine-free extract is sold to the Coca-Cola Company for use in its soft drinks,
Starting point is 00:31:36 while the cocaine is sold to malinkradit a pharmaceutical firm for medicinal purposes what could you possibly need cocaine aka the CIA so that they can release crack cocaine yeah oh maybe not that
Starting point is 00:31:56 sorry I'm gonna track that one yeah no that's that's yeah okay well guys I got to use the bathroom yeah go ahead While you're while you're
Starting point is 00:32:08 You guys got to get a podcast. It had to poop. It was crazy. I haven't seen my bladders before pressing play but I had to go again. I'm holding
Starting point is 00:32:16 I'm holding my pieces aside of me. I'm like the marinade. Let it it warm. Oh, look at this. I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing a, I'm doing a, I'm doing a homey check.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I'm doing a homie check. What's the vibe check? So the check, I'm asking right now, I'll ask all right when he's back. It's the 21st. We're three weeks into 2026 now. how are y'all doing
Starting point is 00:32:37 your resolutions are you haven't broke yet really good your line good what was yours
Starting point is 00:32:45 get fit work out all the time get all my steps in fucking don't eat bullshit okay yeah yeah all right
Starting point is 00:32:54 yeah like I'm in doing that I haven't had like a bad terrible disgusting meal like since the beginning of January like the worst thing
Starting point is 00:33:04 I've ever eaten so far was brown rice salmon yeah that's horrible for you but wow that's pretty horrible for you and then even the trainer was like i said nothing about rice i was like fuck so i that's when i stopped eating rice oh is that why you texted me yeah yeah taran's like what about brown rice i'm like you you really should stay away from if you can i will never understand why sweet potato i was like i was like yeah just i can't eat rice right now because it's unnecessary he said quinoa yeah it is unnecessary. And he said there's too many nutrients in brown ice. It takes a while for your body to digest it. It's too good for you. There's too much good shit in there. Too good for you. The goal is that the trainer wants Tanner to and myself to not be clogged up in our intestines. So you're trying to eat foods that are helping clear out your digestive track and not staying too far and too long in your body. Red meats take way too long to digest. They stay in your body for about five days. This is an example of steak.
Starting point is 00:34:02 So you want salmon, you want greens. Today, Tanner was just put on to oats. Obviously, bananas. Yeah. Does this mean that after the cut, when you enter into the maintenance level, that you'll be able to eat rice? That's what I was wondering. Yeah, I'll be able to eat rice.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Tanner's goal right now is to lose weight. So, like, you need to just not eat things that don't really entirely make. Hey, guys. Once I lose the weight, I can work on maintaining and I can just keep working out every day. Your boy's getting a little chunk, okay? And I want to get some definition as well. Look at this right now. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Okay. I mean the lighting, but no, it's not that, no, it's really not. In person, it's not. Trust me right now. In person. You don't need it. You eat a Cheeto. You deserve it.
Starting point is 00:34:51 You guys are circling around me. Oh my God. That reminds me, Larry. What? When I ordered my poke bowl, I almost, I had to cancel it because I looked back at what I ordered. And I actually, ordered somebody else's order instead of my own.
Starting point is 00:35:04 And it was like there was mayo on it, hot chito dust. Whoa! I canceled it. I was like, no, no, no. Bro, that was fate trying to fucking take you down. I know. I almost ate like a hot chito. Okay, so.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Okay. Yeah, because I was, I was thinking about it. So, like, I'm going to go grocery shopping later today. And I'm going to get me some rice cakes. I'm going to give me some apples. I'm going to get me some more eggs. I'm going to give me some. Now, this is the part where I was, like, conflicted because I heard you guys
Starting point is 00:35:31 talking about chicken. like oh I want to get chicken but then I was like wait would no you can you can eat chicken man you can like dude there's not why they're eating salmon is because it's trying to like shock the system and get all the fucking foods that you were eating for the past month and a half out of your digested and track that is digested Terry's track whatever the fuck the colon is poop it out get out
Starting point is 00:35:54 it's just different bodies different bodies need different things right now right I need the cleanest shit I think the reason why is because when you guys are doing like really high intensity interval like training workouts and shit like that. A lot of the time some of that energy can come from where the fuck where's the snow at? Like it's been doing this for like 20 minutes. It's just a black screen with like dust. It's traumatic danger. The energy from foods that's staying your your tummy for too long like rice and I guess red meats would do. It's much better to come from like I guess you're fat and your your natural energy. which makes sense in my head. I think the way that it should be looked at
Starting point is 00:36:38 is what you eat needs to come out and you don't want there to be a lot of stopping in between, right? Especially for younger people, there's a higher chance for colon cancer. There's a lot, I'm pretty sure colon cancer is on the rise for a lot of young people. God. I actually know a few people that were for in their 30s.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Well, you need fiber. You need to go to the bathroom. Yeah. Like you should go to the bathroom. Having constipation and not going to the bathroom can promote that. You want to get all the bad feces and shit. Get it out of your system. You don't want it inside of you.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I swear for like a really big portion of my life. I had a fucking spider's nest of Cheetos like in my stomach. Like I had a beaver dam of Cheetos just clogging up. Like I've had like traffic of Cheetos. Like all the cars are Cheetos of just like I don't know how many examples I can just give you all to put the emphasis that I. I really like Cheetos. A lot of Cheetos. I can say I have the grossest story ever.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I can't even eat talkies anymore With what they did to like What they did to me but I What happened? My poop looked like one big giant Tockees I was rolled up It was rolled up
Starting point is 00:37:51 It was rolled up You can see through it like a struly Holy shit Dude that's awesome Yeah dude Yeah one time I shit out like a knack actual bag like I was able to open it. Oh, you can pick right back up.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Oh, nice. Yeah, and the nutritional facts were just like my thoughts. Like all editing notes. That's like great. It's like my height, like hair color. Okay, wait. Oh, pause. It's a whole pause.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Is that what pausing the phone? Cause that's Tanner's resolution. I don't know if you heard. Yeah. Talk about resolution. Oh, yes. I was checking. Brunk, what was your resolution?
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yeah. deal? Building good habits and conscious change, gradual change. I don't know if it's a little bit like, can I ask you how that's going? There were three weeks. I don't know. Is that like a year long? Yeah, it's pretty good. I've been stretching every morning, which has been really nice. And stretching followed by five-minute meditation. Follow by five minutes of Chinese bio. Like, heck. Do a tenor.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah. Do the charms. Yes. Follow soup. And that's, dude, it's crazy stretching. Well, like, it's like natural caffeine. It will. It will.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Oh, yeah. Like tapping the back of your knees, your collarbones. Like, go, you're ready. I want to do that right before recording. That's been good. I've been keeping up with school pretty well. I have a bunch of stuff on my plate. That's been kind of tricky to figure out
Starting point is 00:39:20 how to manage. I have a paper rough draft that's due next week. Oh, look at that. How many pages? Oh, it's like three. But it's like research. I need to know what I'm talking about. Dude, bust that out in like two hours.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Bro, yeah, dial in. Yeah. Dial the fucking. I think I can do it. But yeah, it's going pretty good so far. I feel like I've been really tired. Ever since I got back from Europe, I've been just like a slog. Like, especially in the evening times.
Starting point is 00:39:54 You were given some a different world. It's like entering a portal. Yeah. And I also caught a cold as. soon as I got back. Oh, that probably. Oh, yeah, you were like snotty this morning. You were like, you were snotty today.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah. Yeah. A little snobber. You got a little son. Come here. Yeah. Stop working. Stop working this bug around the room, Larry.
Starting point is 00:40:17 What did you? I'm going to slap it to you. Boom. Isaac, what's your resolution? Who? I didn't have one. Come on, baby. What is Isaac's resolution?
Starting point is 00:40:26 I hadn't. You didn't have a. Because your life is so perfect and everything you do is so perfect. right Isaac? I got on top. I got on top of... What's something that you like want to like keep up with? Everything I wanted to keep up with.
Starting point is 00:40:36 I've tried my best to keep up with the entire year since 2024. My whole life. Dude, there's always something you can do better. Shut up. Let me really, really. Start a clothing brand. What? Read a book and post it at 240P on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:40:49 What are you going to do? Post videos. Yeah. Dude, did you really not come up with anything? No, he had. the opposite. Remember he said that he wanted to drink more, smoke more, do all that. And that one friend who just can't be serious, man, I can't.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Just like any other friend, bro, rush out. I can name a few for you right now. Name one. Call them out. You would like the ones that I would see. I got one. You need to stop. You need to stop. You need to cut it. Okay. I was going to say what,
Starting point is 00:41:29 I was going to say more. along the lines of stop eating all your shit at fucking night time mixed with Popeyes. Dude, I listen y'all. Actually, I have a screenshot I took yesterday before I switched it up for the first time. For the past, God, I don't
Starting point is 00:41:44 even know. It's been Chipotle. Like, all I eat is Chipotle. And all I do is, the way I mix it up and trick my body is I use different like sauces or different trick. Yes, dude. I need a trick. You are the mess in mine, bro. This is not trickful.
Starting point is 00:41:59 You are. Dude, I feel like you would go... Dude, you would go... You're going to your body. You're going to the same thing every single day back to back to back to back to that. You don't need to do that, Isaac. You don't need to eat Chipoli every day and pretend that it's not. Like try cooking steak and like chicken and like...
Starting point is 00:42:22 And then what? Put it on fucking rice. It's a Chipotle bowl tea. I've had it. But it's fresher. Dude, you don't know what they do to the Chipotle food? I see it. They cook it up. They put a lot of salt. They put a lot of salt.
Starting point is 00:42:32 There's a lot of sodium. I will never forget. It's lab grow in the back of house. I will never forget today. Isaac and I argued about what was healthier. A Wawa burrito or Sue? And the answer is Wawa Boreto. And Isaac's argument was 500 calories, 40 grams of protein in a Wausperrito.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Yes, sir. He chose a Wawa burrito. Any day the week I take a Wawa burrito as a healthy rhaps. option in sushi. Okay. Conversation about healthy talk. I think your resolution needs to be consult a nutritionist. That's what it should be.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Just hear out a nutritionist. What did you do it? Eat like a fruit. I would. But I know for a fact. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? No, I would consult a nutritionist. What?
Starting point is 00:43:21 Did someone else ask me? Would I eat fruit? Do you eat any fruits and, like, vegetables besides, like, the fajita veggies? Do I? Yeah, besides the flavored vapes. Do I eat any, like, fruits and veggies? Peach? Uh, no, whatever comes to Natch Bulli
Starting point is 00:43:35 Apple. I've gone to, I've gone this far, man. You should, you should really eat your fruits and vegetables. I think you should eat a banana when you wake up, just like me. I like this way. I'm looking at it. And, bro, get them small little Clementines. Oh, those are good, too.
Starting point is 00:43:50 They're like, listen, Nick. Nick. Nick. What, what are? Remember, remember the roadside guy who was selling peaches or like, oh, my God, bro. Boom, Boom.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, no. No, no. No, okay. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:44:10 No, because I know where he's getting that from. We're watching, sorry. Oh my God. We didn't even watch talk about the game. Yeah, we'll talk about it. A little bit, a little bit, hold on. I just don't want to, okay, sorry. Tanner was just referencing this one, uh, super touchdown.
Starting point is 00:44:24 He was celebrating by fucking, I was given the football. He was just like the cameras had to cut away really quick. They showed him go like He was doing back shots Yeah He looked at the football He looked at the football He looked at television
Starting point is 00:44:35 They were all like Take a turn Yeah We'll get on that later But listen Yeah But dude shout out Oh sorry
Starting point is 00:44:42 No go ahead Shout out Does it Doesn't Nick still have resolutions I want I wanted I wanted to mention one thing to Isaac
Starting point is 00:44:50 Isaac is doing a great job At remaining in shape Right Like I remember I was going to the gym And then Isaac was like Damn I'm a fucking lard too
Starting point is 00:45:00 So then he started going to the gym. And it kind of like kicked everyone and kind of just like want to go to the gym. But Isaac stuck with it really. And so I will say you can be there. You can maintain. Yeah, you can look good. It's not about what's on the outside as much as it's what's going on in the inside. Yeah, I got gray matter.
Starting point is 00:45:16 You don't want to like, for example, just as an example, not that it doesn't really matter. But like for example, with vaping, right? Like anything with vaping, you're putting all that into your lungs and the in the sacks that are fill. supposed to be filling up with air, filling up with gas. Yeah, like oil, oil vapor. Do not vape. Yeah, it's right. You know, having too much protein at one time,
Starting point is 00:45:39 your body's not meant to handle like hundreds of grams of protein at one time in one sitting. I did a calculation. I did a calculation. What is it? Protein you have? Yeah, like on average per day, like per night. And it's safe to assume and say right here right now because this does 100, matter.
Starting point is 00:46:02 This is not eaten in 20 minutes. It's like an hour and a half process. Like I watch an entire movie. I'm just like eating slowly. I know ice is like about to go to bed when he pulls out that ice cream. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's the final count.
Starting point is 00:46:16 That's the final. You got like 10 more minutes of me. I know. That's the final. Is around 130 to 180 grams of protein. It can vary. Mostly on the last. lower end it depends on if I have an entire gallon of Fair Life Chocco milk which by the way
Starting point is 00:46:35 where did that go it's not in Walmarts or HEBs no more I don't know what had they're like they've got canceled there's a shortage there's a shortage they vaulted my Fair Life Tricle milk and I was like my life hack man he vaulted I'm pretty sure they'd behead their cows yeah probably I think I think there's a reason why athletes and professional bodybuilders and people all eat throughout the day instead of one fucking that's crazy if Isaac was onto the meta right now I think that they'd all be jumping with him
Starting point is 00:47:08 but ain't nobody doing waiting all day and then fucking you know do you feel any deficits in your life because of this lifestyle or no fully 100% go-getter during the day at night it's like big feastoid but aren't you having appetite suppressants during the day?
Starting point is 00:47:26 I mean like you're the supplementing team I do have like I have a I have a protein, like a little, a core power, you know, after the gym. But aside from that, it's the meal. As for the supressin. I mean, you pretty much do. I do drink a lot of liquids.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Like I'm sitting here, there's a liquid death on the desk. And carbonation will definitely make you feel fuller than you are. For sure. And if you're having like three of those throughout your day, it's a lot easier to maintain and like manage your hunger. Oh, you guys, I haven't had breakfast and I'm actually shaking from the I'm not even kidding. I'm actually, like, I'm sweating.
Starting point is 00:48:05 He's forced to be here. He's shaking. I'm like, my feet are trembling right now because, like, I'm just so fucking hungry. But I know. As soon as you mentioned pop-by- Oh, your pubes. What is that, dude?
Starting point is 00:48:21 Does it look pews? Put down your head. Yeah, it does. Ew. It's going to put it in your shirt. So it's like peeps. Yeah. Oh yeah, you're testing.
Starting point is 00:48:32 There you go. Yeah, that's good. You look so hairy. So no, no, no food. Burp. What is it called? What were you saying? Who?
Starting point is 00:48:47 Supplements, like like the diet restrictors or whatever that's called. Besides ADHD meds, no. That also suppresses your appetite. I thought it was instant more. vaping suppresses your appetite as well. Yeah, vaping does. That is also true. Maybe that's be my resolution.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I think overall, like, you do a great job at managing, but just got to think about the fact that, like, on the outside can look great. But what's going on the inside is really what matters. And that is the, you will feel what's going on the inside way quicker than what's going to happen on the outside. Like, how do you, where do you go to figure that out? Like, blood work, yeah, exists. A nutritionist, a nutritionist you go to. Yep, nutrition. Dude, that's their job.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Their job is to help you. They do blood work on you and they help you tell you what you're deficient in. You gotta stop that. You gotta stop that. That's bad for you. Or just go to Larry. Just go to Larry. Or Larry, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah, just come to me. You gotta stop that. That's really bad for you. That's really shitty of you. That's $350 a month. Yeah. No, I charge like a pat in the back. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Yay. Dude, can I be honest for a second? Yeah. All this fucking, you need to stop door dashing because it's so expensive. I go food shopping and it's just as expensive. Like, I go and I walk out with all the shit. And I'm like, how many fucking meals would that have been if I just door dashed? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Let me think. I'm thinking, I'm like, dude, what the fuck? It equates to the same shit. Honestly, like, I think the only thing that really pushes. The paradigm. Dude, it's stupid. I need to call something out. I had, I bought three things of like the little salmon,
Starting point is 00:50:32 like the cuts. Yeah. A thing of spinach. Like two packs of sweet potatoes. And it came out to like 80 bucks. I was like, Jesus. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Maybe a little weeks worth of food. New Willie vlog. We go, we go couponing. We go couponing. You guys should actually talk to Camden. He's like, he's crazy with his budgeting. And he weighs out. He like, he has a little scale that he weighs out all of his plans.
Starting point is 00:50:58 portions on. And he's consistent with it? Wow. Wow. A day in the life of Canada, you know, I want to look at that. I wonder.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I still have been holding on to my, my resolution. I have not door dashed. And I've been cooking at home and eating, going grocery shopping and been working out. Wait, I'm sensing cap.
Starting point is 00:51:20 You can definitely have door dashed. I, but I, okay, I have door dashed food. Wait, wait, cap alert. It was more embarrassing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:30 What did your door dash? It would be like things that I just didn't have time in my day to like go out and grab like water bottles. Oh, that's valid. Water bottles or like medication. Dude, why don't you get a refillable, bro? Life changer. Hey, man. Because I like my microplastics.
Starting point is 00:51:47 So you do drink a lot of bottle of water. I try and reuse it. Uh-uh. Right? I try to. Dude, I remember when we lived in that first house and gamer subs is, like, hey, we can get you a pallet of water. And everyone
Starting point is 00:52:02 was, dude, Isaac was like, nah, man, we don't need that shit. Everyone in the house was like, dude, we don't need that. And I'm like, guys, we need this. It'll be awesome. We get a whole palette delivered to us. Every motherfucker motherfucker in that house started going for those water bottles, bro. We all drank it all and then one. Yeah. I was like,
Starting point is 00:52:18 what happened? All you guys saying, we don't need it. We don't need it. I have my refillable water. I don't need it. I actually only took two bottles from there. I took them a lot. I'll be real. To this day. Okay, listen, we have a few minutes left in this podcast.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I need to let everyone know right now. If you did not catch the college football championship game between Miami and Indiana, Larry can attest as someone who does not watch football, what are your opinions? Yeah, that was actually one of like the most Disney-esque games I've ever seen in my life, dude. That kid, I forget his name. And I feel so bad at Mendoza. Fernando Mendoza, dude. They kept panic to him and it's like little baby face.
Starting point is 00:53:05 And it was just like, this is his story. Dude, there was two plays. Like, I don't watch football, bro. But I was on the edge of my seat. Like that was a really, really good game. And they would like show his family watching and like all of his siblings. Like they're all young, you know. And they're all like, yeah, come on.
Starting point is 00:53:23 And then like, they show his face like nervous. And he's like trying to game plan. And they show the team. And it's like, oh my. God and they were like neck to neck at some points. They were like right there. It's like cinema. It was like Beast games.
Starting point is 00:53:34 It was like Mr. Bs games. It was. Yeah. They had a lot panning and then Jimmy was like, hey. And it was just, dude,
Starting point is 00:53:40 it was crazy. It was crazy to think about that Mendoza was only a two star recruit. Bro. And they have zero five star recruits too. So like it's a true Cinderella. It is a Cinderella story. And they went 16 and O.
Starting point is 00:53:55 He won the He won the Heisman and the national championship. That's unheard of them. It was the first time. What's that record? 1894. Yale. Since 1890. Yale was the last team to go 16-0, which is an undefeated season into championship win in 1894.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Wow. 18-904? 18. Like that's a decade. They're playing pigskin. Yeah. Maybe not a half. Maybe like a third.
Starting point is 00:54:18 But still, I mean, it was absurd, bro. It was just absurd. Yeah. A wonderful game. Beautiful. So if you do fancy a football game, like I'm, I'm going to say that. this right now, I think that will be better than the Super Bowl we're going to get this year. I'll be real.
Starting point is 00:54:32 It's a good introduction to football too, because I now am interested in college football and just like seeing, I don't know if any game is going to match up to that like hype, but at the very least I was like, wow, that was like really fun to watch. And I see the hype. Oh my God. You know what's crazy? Guess how old this guy is? Mendoza?
Starting point is 00:54:49 22, 22 years old. Yeah, and the Raiders were like, he's getting picked up by the Raiders. I'm going to tell you. Wait, did you see his transfer? You're at the game watching him. No, that's his brother. Alberto Mendezzo. He's got a brother on the team.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Damn, bro. I don't know. It was just such a good game. He probably did that so he could, like, have a shot at playing or something. He's going to Georgia Tech. Can I say something? Yeah. Not related to football.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Not related anything. Dude, get the fuck off of X and Twitter and all that shit. I did it before I came back to USA. Yeah, I'll be honest. That shit is so ass It is so ass. The following list Like follow a bunch of random artists
Starting point is 00:55:33 Dude there's some cool To artist Twitter artists Like if I go to my bookmarks right now My shit is like Baby Yeah I just I just feel like I don't know
Starting point is 00:55:43 People are just so unhappy And like the world is so unhappy I don't think I've seen a positive tweet Like every Dude guys Come on y'all like Look at this It's been so long
Starting point is 00:55:53 Ro Ro This is all I get on my feed, dude. Me after my ninth Godzilla beer. Oh, like, oh, the Godzilla beer. Oh my God. Blue Ribbon is dropping a 99 pack of beer. 99.
Starting point is 00:56:16 99 pack. How do you carry that? It's like, that's all. Dude, I'll say for the video we're going to record. we have to get the 99. I get gifts like this on the fucking shit. Like,
Starting point is 00:56:29 Wobble baby, Wobble baby, Wobble baby, Wob baby, wabab baby, Wob baby, Wob, baby, wop. Wob, baby, wop.
Starting point is 00:56:35 But yeah, no, if you're getting bad shit, though, because, like, Twitter does have that thing. Sometimes when I have, like,
Starting point is 00:56:40 a funny video I'm watching in auto plays, like, it like swoops up. And then it's just like, death, domestic violence, GOR,
Starting point is 00:56:47 tragedies. I'm like, wow. Gort. What a vibe kill. It's just the real world. I get Nick to join a book club with me, but he did. We should all do a book club.
Starting point is 00:56:57 What book? Yes. Bro! What book? You say get the fuck off of X here. I'll start reading. Oh, he's got bugs, dude. Infinite jest.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I have that book. I have that book. I got that book. I got it, yeah. It's probably somewhere else, but I also got this one. What's our problem? What's our book in my room?
Starting point is 00:57:21 Look, all right, let's see. I'll read one. Here, wait. Here, do you have this book yet, Grunk? No. Hold on. Everyone, pause. Everyone, Tanner has a book in his room. I do have a book in my room.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Oh, really? Nice. And I am going to start reading it. Oh, really? Dude, nice. Yeah, good shit. I think reading is a great thing. What's that book, dude?
Starting point is 00:57:44 It is called Killing Comentador. Hmm? By. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who's the, I care. Yeah, that's him. Merikami.
Starting point is 00:57:53 American. Oh. Is it a picture book? Yeah. No, it's a regular book. It would be nice. I heard of America. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:58:02 I remember a comedy. I was like, hmm. I do have a picture book over here. See, I think this is a really, really good book. Right here, Grunk. Yeah, and I'm going to start reading this one. I can, I can explain kind of like the back of it real fast. It says, uh, what's our problem is a deep and expansive analysis of modern society
Starting point is 00:58:22 packed with original concepts, sticky metaphors, and 300 drawings. It's an entirely new framework and language for thinking and talking about today's complex world. Instead of focusing on the usual left-right political spectrum, which is all about what we think, the book introduces a new way to explore how we think. So readers will find themselves on a delightful and fascinating journey that will change the way they see the world around that. So I'm like... What can you ask for? Like this book is just like, there's like pictures and stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:55 So we should read this, dude. Let's do a book club. Dude, I think that'd be fun. A little 10 minute segment of the podcast where we talked about, but it would last way longer than that. Oh my God. Dude, you know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:59:05 Wait, hold on. Let's fucking. Let's actually go. I need to leave. Now you're saying. Dude, are we going to do this book, drunk? Well, I don't have that book. Yeah, we only do that book.
Starting point is 00:59:17 That's why you guys got to buy it. Can we start with like Dyer of the Winpy kid? Please. I'm down. I'm honestly down. Yeah, whatever book. Let's do this so that we can read, like, up to a certain page. I was talking with my English major friends,
Starting point is 00:59:29 and they have, like, basically all their classes are just discussions at this point. And, like, they're so important. Like, discussions are so important. Because, like, no other classes really have people sitting around and talking about how they really view things and, like, have an open discussion about it. Because, like, you really gain things from hearing other people's opinions. And, like, it opens your mind. You're actually using your brain.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Critically. Yeah. Taking in actual information. I'm so. I have a book time. Are we, are we going to make a, are we going to make a,
Starting point is 00:59:57 um, a call to action for the viewers if they want to have a book time with us? A book time? How about we ask the viewers what book? Well, should we get, yeah, should we get that?
Starting point is 01:00:06 Should we do that one? Cause it's kind of political. I don't know how good we are with politics, but we're phenomenal politics here. Watch this. Maybe, maybe, maybe we do some research on like, on like,
Starting point is 01:00:15 on like, and spin a wheel. I mean, and we spun a wheel of books. Ooh. Tyree of a wimpy kid. Viewers at home, email.
Starting point is 01:00:22 us one book one book name to check out and why okay don't know why just alright that works cool yeah comment comment down below the book you guys want us and captain underpants probably would be a captain underpants and diary of a one be good
Starting point is 01:00:38 and whatever wins whatever wins you sound like my dad we have to do it a real book a real book whatever wins we have to do a deal a good all right I would good book deal okay everyone make sure you use co-group for 10% off
Starting point is 01:00:52 we're gonna piece out now. We'll see you next week. Happy snow day. Mahha! Maha!

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