The Group Chat - #146 - LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOOOOYYY!!! 😭😭😭

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

We're gathered here today to mourn the loss of Grunk's Hair.. We've shared a lot of great memories together, you will never be forgotten my fellow soldier, you may be gone, but i know for certain you're in a better place... R.I.P | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Welcome to Andrew Gertzad Fars! Everyone, I lost my hair in a tragedy. And I will not be getting into it. And in that same tragedy, I gave curlier hair, believe it or not. We just talked about how you weren't going to talk about it. And then there was the first thing that was talked about it. Yeah. How can you nod?

I lost it. Lost in translation. That's true. I know. When Grunk facetined us, there was like a great shift that happened in the world. Yeah, you said a recession indicator. I'm not even kidding you. All the stocks were green.

No, they were green that day and then red than next day. It was a recession. Yeah, gold plummeted, Bitcoin drop. Gold got pumping dumped. Silver is rug pulled. Pay attention, y'all. For everyone out there, we are in a recession. Grunk was the final confirmation for it.

I don't think so, guys, look at the birds. Look at the birds. You know what that means? That's a blue jays. Liquidate everything. Yeah. Liquidate everything, guys. But welcome back.

Freak out and panic. Yeah, fly away. And also, welcome back. Hey guys. Welcome back. Hey, guys. One and all. To the Goopjeet podcast episode, too.

Today we were joined by some birds. I was actually gonna drink a freaking, the can. What's the can version called? The can version of coffee? Camersubs can. Cam. Camer's can version.

All the cans, dude. They're really, really good. You should try them. No, I have some. I was going to drink one today, but I forgot. Oh, well, go get it because you probably have it using code group for 10% off, don't you? Damn straight, I do. Also, dude, okay, so they're doing a special.

They're having a team being made, football team, the 69ers. Hey, I don't know. What? Wait, Gamer Stuff has a football team? Yeah. No, they just have a special going on this weekend on Friday. So it's going to be right probably after this podcast. uploads. They're having a team called 69ers.

The Austin 69ers. The gamers slip 69ers and it's all it's all babes. It's all babies with big boobs. That's, yeah, it makes sense. That's the gist. That sounds right up my right out of the alley of Yeah, whoa, right up the alley. So what's new

with you guys? Yeah, what's new with you, huh? What about you? Let me face the camera at you. Uh, who me? Yeah. I've been like, it's funny, ever since I shaved my head, I've kind of had a script to tell people whenever they're like, you shaved your head. And it's been, and now here goes nothing.

Here's that script. Basically, that hair, okay, okay. Let me preface. Just went through a breakup, so this is like cliche moment. Could have died of green, but just shaved it off. Just shaved it off because I think that hair represented a person that I no longer really am interested in being and maintaining, and I want to start fresh. new and grow into my new-ish identity.

I want to find myself again. Pretty, pretty, like, books, like, classic movie trope stuff. But, like, it's pretty real. It is. It is real. And I feel like, you know, I've been having, I had that hair for, what, four or five years now. And in those four to five years, so many patterns and cycles were going on in the background

that I neglected to pay attention to. Oh my God. And I feel like shaving my head was the first step to kind of stopping those cycles from continuing and really honing it on the patterns. What, Tanner? What's so funny? I was going to say you look like L from Stranger Thing. What is your fucking guy? Your friend gives off.

You look like L. from Chandra Thing. The most intellectual answer I've heard in a minute. That was a really, that was practice. It felt. That's crazy look. No, you actually look good though. Like that pulls the, you can pull off the hair cut.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, you removed some of your postures in the back as well, right? Oh, fuck. That empty space is looking empty here back there, bro. The empty space back there is looking emptier. I don't know. Maybe I'm trip trip. No, it kind of is. Usually that's where the hair lays.

I don't think that. Yeah, true. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The hair all the way across. It looks so weird now. Yo, you know, can you guys tell me what's new in my background? You have a shell?

Yeah, what the fuck? It looks like a picture, dude. It looks like somebody's playing Gary's mind there, but. It looks like an obis image. You, like, slid over your footage. How did you do that actually? Just left this right here and never even just standing right there. It's so awkward where it's at, dude.

Have the animals been getting on it? Has Benzo got on it? Yeah, dude. The little guy just, he just, like, can't stop looking at things, like, new and getting all in them and on them. It's crazy. Dude. Like, he does try to, like, jump on this. He tries getting in the.

basket at the bottom god you know i want to i want to hear him like look up and be like just just wants to be like whoa it looks like here i remember it grunk does your dad like your hair now uh i don't think he said if he's not but i think yeah i mean i think jack i'm not gonna lie i kind of like it longer that'd be a crazy i got accustomed to that old one jack i Actually missed the wolf cut you had. We just got used to that new dude you had, but now we're going to have to adjust. It was funny. I told him he should grow out his hair and there was a time where he was trying to, but he just couldn't.

No. No. Oh, what do you mean? He just couldn't. Like, I think his hair was just too thin to do it. Oh, okay. Question. Yes, thanks.

So are you going to keep it, like, are you going to continuously buzz it as it grows longer or are you just going to let it rip again? Is this? I think I'm just going to let it rip again. and see what happens and go from there. Because I am curious how it will go out. Like if it gets longer. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of just want to see, like, I don't want to touch it.

I just want to see what it turns into if it just grows out, you know. Have you ever seen the movie Iron Claw? Maybe, actually. Zach Efron and, like, Jeremy Allen White. They had these, like, I don't even know what to call them, but it's like the bangs, and then it cuts off, and then it's more. war bang. It's just almost like a helmet. Oh, it's like bulka into mullet.

Boka into mullet. It's like all three brothers have the same here. All the brothers have it. They're all wrestlers. Dude, speaking of the three brothers, me, Jackson, and Nick from my real life, we all shaved our heads, all three of us on the same way. Wait, Nick did too? Yeah.

I'm working with old footage. I'm working with, because I just had you and your boys in the video. And y'all all have like the hair. Y'all all have hair. And now it's gonna, yeah, that's gonna be really. That's so cool. Yeah, all the three musketeers. Look at you guys, you're gonna lie.

Nick looks like an inmate. Yeah. Is they're like jail or you are going to like board in school for military? They're allowing you to do mugshots with your friends now. So that's what we were doing. Oh, perfect.

Oh, nice, really? That's a nice little bit arrested. Let's all get arrested. That'll be hard. Yeah. Oh, that'll be sweet. But they'll show on a t-shirt too. What?

If I got arrested, I'm going to try and smile if they let me or sneak one in super like Dude, people do that, bro. Smug, smug shot. Smug shot. The only thing is like, I wonder if like the judge will look at that and be like,

all right, you fuck. I'm going to give you like two extra years for that. No, but what if he looks at? He's like, you know what? You're chill. Get out of here, man. Yeah, you don't look threatening. You did that?

It'd be better, but just get out of here. You're good. Really? I know you mean, Will. All I like the haircut, too. Yeah. That's the only hair topic we have today because that's all that happened in the last few days. Yeah.

Larry, what happened to your hair? What the hell happened? Opposite happened. I actually let it grow even longer. And to add to it, I permed it yesterday, which is great. Still smells like chemicals. What does that mean? See, because when I think of perm, I think of them white boys with that curly hair, you know?

Right, right, right, right. Well, my hair is not going to be like curly hair. curly curly like that like it's curly right now but it's it's gonna it's gonna die down a little bit and then i'm gonna get a haircut next week um the chemical smell it smells like sulfur i smell like ron eggs at the moment um it's not the best i'll be honest and i have to keep it unwashed for like three days like the hair so that the chemicals do you stay attached and then my hairstyle is suggested that i only wash it once after the three days until i get the haircut you just don't want to shower dude Dude, I wear a bonnet to cover.

Oh, yeah, like Isaac. Yeah, why are you laughing? So I wear a bonnet. No one's laughing, bro. No one's laughing, bro. We're not laughing at you. We're laughing at you. We're laughing with you.

Always remember that. Yeah, it's respectful. Good. We refer you to laugh so that we laugh, sir. Uh-huh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Anyway, a lot happened this weekend

And I don't know how much I want to get into Just because some of it was for a video But we could start with Nick Because I know you went somewhere And then you came back from somewhere And then we did that thing That we can choose whether or not to get into I don't know

He did a little bit of that Ah Ah A little bit of Oh, huh Ah Yeah, I did a little bit of this I won't talk about

What I did too much It's a dice Yeah You don't want to talk about it Appropriate well I don't mind talking about it but it's just the audience doesn't really know the people I hang out with outside as well You know what I mean? It's like oh It's like really has other friends you guys You have your character you follow has has other people off character also it's like finding it your teacher actually has a job at it's like it's like seeing a cartoon character in another show

It's not fair. It's like oh wow. Yeah Yeah You have a whole thing like yeah I actually go home after after school guys. I actually have a I'll play outside of school Um No, I went to Vegas, and I hung out with some friends out there. And it was a really fun time. I actually experienced my second hockey game because apparently the Golden Knights were out there that night playing against the stars or some shit.

Golden Night. Golden Night. Golden Night. Yeah, I mean, hockey is a pretty interesting sport. I still don't really care about it. But it was cool. It was a good experience to have. I was about to say, like, I can't name a single hawketeen.

You're like people that watch. Watch. Heated rivalry. Who? And everyone is that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, everyone comment. And then at the end, Isaac seed.

Stop. Right. Don't, don't forget that because that should keep going. It's the bit that keeps on getting. Comment Isaac, Isaac Thomas, if you want to get in early. Okay. Well, if you're going to drop that, we kind of have to now trans. No, no, no, no.

No, no. Just, hey, look, guys, we're basically making the whole thing. We're, we're about to, We're about to set the whole pump. Okay, but if you want to invest early, type Isaac Thomas and you'll get it if you know you know. That's early, that is early investment. That's like the, you're not in. What the fuck was that?

Larry, you were there. What the fuck are you talking about? I know, but I'm saying from a few respect, it was like, what am I hearing? I don't understand any of this cryptic shit. Yeah, what was Bitcoin back in 2005? It was like, it was like. It was like, it was nothing. It was nothing.

It was like, I'm going to make Bitcoin. They're like, what? And then that one guy makes a YouTube video. Put $1 in Bitcoin in your life. He begged us. He said please in the title. Like he was asking so politely. And we were just like,

imagine being that guy. He's like super rich right now. That's the fattest I told you so of all time. He is. I told you. He gave you the sauce and everything, bro. I got curious in like 2020 or 2021 after the, it started making its rounds on like social media.

And oh my God. Yeah. There's bird violent. Sorry. That's crazy. Um, I went looking to see like how he's doing. If he was just, yeah, he's greedy, dude.

Look at him. He's already ready to like, he's going to attack his friend. Really rotund herd. Goodness. Like, how was he even able to fly, dude? I don't know if it takes all of his energy and everything. I got curious. I went looking because I was like, okay, this guy is like telling me to invest a dollar.

First picture I saw he was on a yacht in a Louis Vuitton suit. So I was like, okay, he's okay. I think he's okay. So, yeah, he made his money. whatever. But back to this weekend. Day in the life of telling you I told you so. Today I wake up, told you so.

Here's today's I told you so. Oh, that would be such a great segment. I told you so. Told you. Oh, man. Yes, and then we can recognize pattern, and then we can predict what will be happening. Yes.

Yeah. I was going to say, before we talk too much about what just transpired a few days ago, so after my train. trip. I'm able to relax for all of maybe 12 hours before having to repack my luggage and then we leave again. We go, right? And now we're doing the video that we have to be very careful about because look, again, if you're not invested in the group main channel, you have to you right

now. The stocks are flying. Well, not yet, but they will. We're up. Come on. Yeah. Stocks are flying. Stocks are flying. Convincing. Convincing. the shareholders better dude. You gotta leave one of these. Put some coffees in those. Yeah. Flash your tits go, invest! I would do it.

Super obnoxious. Flash of boobs. Okay. So anyways, this weekend we did something. And for some reason it worked. I'm not gonna, I can't we, how much can we share? How'd you bring it up, man?

Why'd you bring it up? Because I need to, I want to educate everyone about the Thomas thing. Like, it's so important. Oh yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I'm actually censoring it. I'm sorry.

Just wrong, man. Hi, Benny. You get to control that thing. I will say that if we don't want to talk too much about it, we essentially had a sleepover. A slumber party. Our objective was to try and have some guests over with us. Mm-hmm. And we spent almost all day trying to.

get people. Yep. Because we had strangers. We had to, more or less, we convinced strangers on the street to show up. Yep. To an undersclawed location without knowing us. On a Monday.

On a Monday night. So. To spend the night with this. In Austin at Lady Bird Lake where there's a killer going around. Yeah. Yeah. There's a few elements that we sort of were like, oh man,

maybe that idea can be, because like, yeah, that lady bird shit like we're thinking about it it's like dang they don't know this house they don't know who we are they don't know what's going on it's a Monday of all places or of all times and were you walking around with cameras too

yep yeah yeah yeah the mask the mask guy with glasses also approaching people mining their own I was trying to channel someone with your care for the chaoticness that happens in life and that may or may not

have happened and that may or may not have happened And that may or may not happen. Guess we'll have to find out. I guess so. I guess so. Let's this be. Without, without sharing too much context,

there were a group of gentlemen that we did talk to. And they were not from America. They were all British, not British, English, all English blokes. And they were here on a fuck it, we ball trip.

So. And they fucked it and bald. They fucked it and bald. grab the ball and they just fucked it. Yeah. So for viewers at home who are wondering still about the Thomas thing, we really need to get into that. If anyone is from Europe, I'm sure you may know about...

Having a Tomas. Thomas. Isaac, I'm not having a Tomas. No, a hat, no, bro. It's not. I think it's like a universal thing. I swear that's an actual term. It's a between them three.

We basically found three Ed and Nettys, right? And Ed was like, I'm not having a Thomas. The other Ed was like, he's having a Thomas. And then the other Eddie is like... Yeah, he's having a Thomas. They don't know what Thomas is. They don't know what Thomas is. And this is exactly how I'm gonna describe it

like what they said. You don't know what Thomas is. Oh, Thomas a tank engine, but with a W. Thomas the wank engine. He's having a Thomas. He's having a Thomas. He's having a Thomas. Do people actually say that over there?

There's no way. I'm saying. No, they just that friend group, they came up with... Bob does that. It is only them. It is only them. Oh my God, it's only them.

No, it's everyone. It really is because... I looked it up and it's like, no, it's nothing. It's no way. Yeah, he's having a Thomas. Did he look up Thomas the way of him? Yeah, we looked up having a Thomas. That's stupid and we came up with Thomas.

That's crazy. Dude, that was actually so funny, bro. Yeah. They're lying to you. I'm not having a Thomas. They're lying. He was gone for 40 minutes. He probably had a Thomas right there.

And he's like, they're lying. They're lying. They're lying. Wow. I like I'm mad at these people. I was like smiling friends. Dude, I'm not. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Wait. We were like, okay, wait. Okay, wait. Okay, wait. Okay, wait. Listen, they said that they don't watch a lot of YouTube, so I'm really hoping they don't hear this.

But there was one of them that sounded almost identical to Mr. Frog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to watch it.

They're going to watch it. You know why? Because one of their friends is a huge fan of us. Reze. dude okay shout out reese shout out reese shout out reese bro i think rees is the reason why they ended up pulling through it is he told me why he told me that was exactly the reason why they actually showed up because um yeah i i don't blame anybody for not doing that and not taking me up on a like bro approaching people minding their own business like they have headphones in i'm wearing

a mask and glasses i have like a guy in a beanie with the world's biggest camera and a light on it just pointing right at him. Like they're, I would not, I would not go, all right, I would not go. But they tried,

I tried, I might go just take it off, dude. I was like, you might as well just like, once you approach people, take it off. Yeah.

Yeah. I was, yeah, I should have to. Did you guys ask any ladies? Yes. Yeah, we did too.

Yeah. Dude, I had such a flop and I'm going to talk about it because it was such a funny flop. Like, there was a girl that was walking her dog on the, boardwalk at Lady Bird Lake.

I don't remember this. And like she had one headphone off. And she was, it looked like she was following us. We followed her. She sat down. Well, we weren't following. Okay, that sounds creepy. We were just walking, right?

And she sat down. We walked past. And then we're, and then she gets up and starts following us. We go talk to another guy, come back. And I see she's got one headphone off. So I'm like, oh, okay, maybe this is the opportunity. Oh, but approachable. I like, I walk up.

And as I say cute dog, she says something because she's on the phone. And then like, it just all falls apart. right there. It was so awkward. Oh, thank you. Sorry. I'm like, oh, sorry. And I just walked away. Wow.

I was like, okay. All right. I was like, man, look next time. We can find somebody else. Yeah, Tara and I were talking about like this is,

this is what happens when you put a whole bunch of gamers in real life to go do things. Yeah. Yeah, they can't even talk to a human. We can't do it. Dude, I courage. A bunch of gamers,

dude. I kept pointing at people to talk to and you're like, no, no, not then. They're like busy. You're like scared. Okay.

That was how. hours too. Goof juice. And then the only, like, there was a lot of, like, Isaac, did we tell you about the, um, fuck you, dude, I don't even care anymore. It's going to be so funny anyway. It's like we talk about this stuff and then they're like, I heard about this on a podcast and they watch it and they get it. So there were these three dudes that were on a boat. They were in, they were in Lady Bird Lake and they were fishing. So, Tanya and I walked up to them.

Yeah, Taryn and I walked up to them because they were like right near the dock, right, near the boardwalk. And, um, but they were below us, right? So we walked over and we were asking them if they wanted to go to our slumber party. Dude, these guys were like 45. Yeah, they were old. One of them had like face tattoos. Oh, hell yeah. 45 on a boat with face tats in Austin.

Come on, baby. That's the ladybird killer. When he was fishing. Oh, that's the ladybird tweaker, bro. That's the ladybird tweaker, man. But so I was like, do you guys want to come to our sleepover, like our slumber party? He's like, one of them was like, hell no. And then I was like, are there any girls, though?

and Tanner and I looked at each other. The classic duo. No. No, no. He's like, ah, never mind. We'll pass.

And we're sure. No, no, we're good, man, we're good. And then we walk away. We get one dude. We come back and I tell Tanner,

I'm like, dude, we should totally tell them that we got a group of girls. And like, but we, but like, spots are full now.

Yeah, yeah, sorry. I can't go with anymore. I don't want to talk to them again. I walk over with them and Tanner's like, dude, I don't even want to be around you right now. And I walked up,

I'm like, yo guys, we got a group of girls. They're like, oh, yeah, I'm like, yeah, but sorry, man, party, party's full now, dude. Yeah, dude, sorry, bro. Parties full my ass. Really? I'm like, yeah, dude. We got girls, dude. I'm sorry, bro.

Sorry, we're just called in the fever. Oh, damn it all. Wow. I told you we should have gone. That's all. Meanwhile, it was one dude, and he didn't even show. Oh, man. Everybody we asked didn't even show up.

We had one guy that said he was going to bring four to five people. Yeah, one of my guys said that too, and then he had a family emergency. They probably consulted with their close ones. And then as they were explaining it, they were probably like, oh, wait. Are you sure? You got some sketch, man. I don't know about that, dude. So then he took a nap and he just didn't like answer back.

Here's what I was thinking. So I was like, well, these people were going to see, maybe not see this video, but at least other people are going to see the video and be like, hey. Well, okay, wait, hold on because we don't want to encourage saying yes, just as random ass strangers who say, that they're having a slumber party and that there's a little bit too. Hmm.

I think about it. Maybe they were right to say, anyone show their social media as there was just me because I think that's how I was able to do. Yeah. Larry and I were like, okay, let's see this. All right.

Hey, listen, man, we're having a thing. You don't have to come. But if you do, there's going to be lots of shit. Start dropping all the amenities that we had.

Yeah. And I was like, all right, look like pizza, Mario cart, freaking cool. Yeah. We drew like a poster.

that one guy Isaac didn't work Hold on We drew a poster We were really A flyer You guys made a flyer in like M.S paint

You drew a poison bottle And then put alcohol We had dude Which by the way That was like a try not to laugh Challenge with people who were actually Trying to get work done Like

You're just bullshiting in there We were Everyone's getting smarter And you're just like bullshiting in there You guys You guys had an experience And so did we This one fucking guy at the McDonald's drive-thru,

we pull up and we're like, hey dude, what are you doing tonight? He's like, oh, nothing. We're like, do you want to come to our slumber party? And he's like, looks at the back of the, I think of Tanner Scar, he's like, is this for a YouTube video? And I was like, no, yes. I'm like, you know, Instagram? And he's like, no, I don't have any Instagram.

I'm like, what the fuck doesn't have Instagram? Which is you're lying. If you say you don't do social media like that. I don't do social media. Yeah, what did that one guy say, Larry? I don't do it on the internet. That's what he said. I don't do the internet.

What fuck are you doing here in Austin, Texas, bro? I don't do internet. You're lying, dude. The same thing that you said to Larry when you heard about that was exactly what I said after that encounter. It was like, what are you doing in Austin? I live in Austin, Texas, the second Silicon Valley. But yeah, no, I don't do internet. Yeah, but I don't know.

I don't have an Instagram. I don't do it. I don't know anything that's going on in the world. He said it like it's drugs too. I don't do internet. Well, no, it was even worse because when we asked him, it was kind of like a drive-by and they were coming out. It was kind of funny too

because Isaac, the park that we were at, there was no mountains. There was no, like, maybe there's a trail, but it's like casual. But they came out

with these backpacks that were like massive. And like they looked like they were like walking for like days. And they were just kind of like. Maybe they truly don't do internet. And that's why I was like,

yeah, maybe they truly haven't been on the internet. But they came out, they came out of this like casual trail like everyone walks through in the park. And we drive, by and then we I asked him I wrote down the window I'm like hey can ask you a question and the the enthusiasm at first was like yeah dude what's up you know it's like super sweet I'm like oh hell

yeah and then I asked them hey by the way are you guys okay with being on camera and that's when their smiles disappeared we don't do the internet yeah and then I was like maybe they're killers sorry we don't do the internet dude yeah there was a guy that there was a homeless guy that we were walking past uh when we were going to the library well hold on because it's like really, it's fucking creepy. He's picking, he's like cutting his nails with a little, like a huge knife. It was like a bowing knife. And as we're walking by, he giggles.

He's like, he's like, he giggles at us. And I was like, okay. Let's keep walking. I walked very quickly past that guy because fuck that, dude. You walk past a legend. All those guys have a story, man. Maybe he couldn't afford no nail covers. You don't know who giggle shits is?

Dude, he giggled as he walked, as he was like, what did you say? Giggle shit. You don't know giggle shit from Larson? Yeah, do you serious? Is you a killer? That's number two. He's scary as fuck, dude. I've never walked past someone

cutting their nails with a huge knife and giggling at me. It's a badass, bro. That's like those kids and you're like... Yeah, like I punch balls for fun. Dude, so many people rejected

us that I started like getting the temptation to be like, nice lie. I like that one. I was new. It would be a bitch. Yeah, just being out, like, one of these guys is like, oh yeah, sorry. We're on a business. I would,

but we're on a business trip. Well, people don't know how to say no anymore. So it's like, what do you expect? Well, we live in a fucking post-COVID era where people don't know how to say,

people were saying, you're saying no to us. Like, I would ask him like, are you okay of me asking you a question? And they'll be like, no thanks. Well,

they'd say, excuse me and they wouldn't even bat a single year. Yeah, some of them, but you can also tell, like, they were just not like, you know, their faces like drop.

Like, it's just not. See, that I'll still ask him like, And then they'll walk past me. I'm like, ooh. And that's going to unite and everybody's going to be friends. They're walking past with Moly and take their headphone off for them. You go, oh, excuse me.

You like, then you take it their headphone off. Dude, if someone asks me, I'll be an annoying prick. I'll be like, sorry? Oh, sorry? Sorry? Sorry? Dude, I don't know. I would totally join for a sleepover.

Obviously, we knew how awesome was going to be. But these people did not. I felt like we were like rather attractive people to like be like yeah I could trust them to not yeah no not my team not me I was like I was the sole reason like people weren't talking to Larry we were wearing the ski goggles no okay yes he was well I'll be honest the ski goggles look a little bit more friendly the ski goggles look a little bit more friendly the ski goggles look a little bit more friend dude it's browning in there nah it's got seven creases uh all right He used to have his little tiny balls that were right back there. No.

There's a little bentos. Where are they going? His little taco yucky balls. The bee. If you flip the bee sideways? Dude, cat balls are so funny. Cat balls. True.

On that note, I'm going to pee. Out of my mouth. No, I was going to go pee. What the fuck, man? You go then. Tanner, go to the bathroom. Thank you. Yeah, you boys go while I talk about a unfortunate situation I had as well because I had asked.

So you got it. There was, I was trying to go for, like, people who looked like my age, right? And so I did ask a lot of people, though,

oh, there was, I'll say it straight up, and excuse my rudeness, but there was these, there was this couple that looked straight out of the fucking, you guys ever played this game

called Dushback Live? We're like, you get, you tan, you work the fuck out, you juice, you have like, like a Lamborghini,

you go clubbing, and you have like a babe, and she has like a huge rack, and like it like everything so like Jersey Shore that vibe and I saw them from a mile away and he had these like fendi shades so it's like the F where it's like the double flipped F thing and so I was like oh fuck that would be crazy to bring him on board and so I came up to him and I was like yo can ask you guys a question and I thought the dude was going to blow me off bat like you know fucking you know be like the badass in the cup or whatever but he was willing to hear me out

so I told him the whole thing the whole shtick about you know what we're going to be doing, what's going on later tonight and all that stuff. And they were like, yeah, sure. Okay. So I gave him my Instagram. He took a photo. He didn't want to jot it down. He's like, can I just take a photo?

I was like, sure. Took a photo. And then he was like, all right, cool. See you then. I was like, all right, cool. I'll message you the details. And never got a response, which was sounding. But the thing that I did do that I felt bad about was I saw these two girls that were

like my age. And I was like, okay, here we go. So I go and I ask them, right? And I and I and I and I just tell them the whole thing. I'm I told them that there's gonna be like there's gonna be booze. There's gonna be like the DJ all these things. Oh my God. And then and they're like oh, I'm so we're so sorry with sisters. I'm like oh no it's okay. Y'all both can go like it's it's it's no issue you guys being sisters right. So I look down I look down at their name tag and it said like sister that it was like a cat. Oh, sister Lily. It's like oh sir you've got sisters. They literally said. They sat there like, they're, we're missionaries. And we don't have social media. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's so funny.

I'm so sorry. You're like coercing sisters. Yeah, they were like, no, we don't have any social media. We don't drink or party. I was like, but they're like, but that sounds like so much fun. I was like, I'm so sorry you guys. I didn't mean to. But yes, it's going to be awesome.

And then we bonded a little bit over like asking strangers things because they were like, yeah, we also have to ask strangers. See how they didn't say we don't do the internet. They said that. Right. They said that. They don't do. They don't have social media, they said. But I believe them because they're sisters.

You know, most, that makes sense. That's so funny. We're sisters. That's okay. Come on. You and your sister. Come on. You're both invited.

No, no, no, no. We can find some brothers for you. I was like, oh, dude, I feel like a total dumbass. I didn't see the name tag or nothing. But they were cool. They were so cool. And yeah, like what you were seeing earlier, Nick, with excuses. I think we got a few.

Like there was that one guy. Isaac, I don't know if you remember, but he was like, I would, but I have a trip to New York tomorrow. Oh, yeah,

that guy. And it was cool. He was cool. He was really cool. Yeah. And I don't know. Okay, I saw his shoes.

He had some, some Mark Anthony's on. So I was a little bit, I was leaning towards, okay, that makes sense, rather than, all right,

you're bullshit. Okay. Is Mark Anthony's a New York thing? Mark Anthony's, like the, Are those airport shoes? Who's Mark Anthony? M-A-R-C Anthony?

Mark Anthony. I don't know Mark. Mark Anthony is a folding company. Jacobs. Mark Jacobs. That's another Mark. Was I talking about Mark Jacobs? Mark Anthony.

Who's Mark? No. I'm talking about Mark Anthony. Wait, am I tripping? Mark Anthony is a couple of you said it. I was asking why Mark Anthony matters in the content. I just recognized the shoes. They were, they're like nice dress shoes.

They're dressed shoes. Okay, so I made him trustworthy. They're like leather. Leather shoes. He was wearing trustworthy, believable story shoes. Yeah. He was wearing branded clothes, so I understood that. Yeah, if he had hocus on, I, yeah, hell no.

Wow, that's actually a real psychological study. You should be in an ad for clothes. Wear this because people will believe you more. Oh. Mark Anthony is real. I swear to God it is. Mark Anthony is. You mean Mark Jacobs?

Dude, is Mark Anthony a basketball player? Google, who's Mark Anthony? Oh, he's the sixth. That's a finger that made, um, I'm an idiot, bro. It's not Mark Anthony. No, it is Mark Ant, Ernest. Make up your mom, boy. Anyway.

Yeah, and then we get in this fucking party bus. It looks like the worst band. Oh, wow. I'm going to say something. I'm going to censor myself because I can't say the word, um, early YouTube would probably kill us. But, um, my hairstylist. So yesterday I was telling my hairstylist about it because I was late because we woke up.

We had to like pack. up the whole fucking house and then leave and I was late so I was explaining to her why and I showed her the party bus and she says that we looked like we were going to kidnap people and do something really bad and I was like oh and she said it's so loud by the way in the salon I was like oh no she it wasn't that long of a word it was um it was just a bad it was like a bad thing and I was like yeah it gave off really really really not great party vibes but shout out to driver though because like the driver is so sweet and I we

saw the party bus all of us together and we all had a really sinking gut feeling of like oh I don't know I was like Nick oh my god look at the bus dude I was like there's no way that's a bus I was like we so when we met up was at a fucking baseball field and I was like

that's got to be a bus for like a baseball or softball like that's not I showed the picture to our creative director is like that's supposed to be black And then it kept on sending shit up. I was like, oh, fuck. And it was just an all-white van, like, blacked-out window.

Wow. You said, that's not what it looked like. On the images. Yeah, we get inside, and it's just a bunch of, like, you know, regular, like, black leather seats, like, all over. And then one strip-stripper pole. And there's a stripper pole in there. There is, yeah.

And it was, like, also broken when I got on it and, like, fell out of its socket. I was like, oh. I think I might have, I might have actually. Wow, this sounds like a really fun video. It's good to be a lot It gets even better Once we meet fucking Ed and Eddie Bro, I'm telling me

Oh yeah Once that's when the game changes And then we start talking We get like pizzas And then we go to the house And dude Once we get to the house It turns into a freaking party

We did get a noise complaint Twice Yeah Copps A twice Twice Yeah Well the the neighbor next door

It's a Monday I have kids Okay I heard that I was next to hear We understood that We got that Yeah, we moved it inside. But then she calls the fucking cops.

Dude, the music's not even loud at that point inside. We're keeping it down a little bit. And then the cop rolls up. He's like, I don't hear anything. It cop rolls up and he's like, I don't hear anything. That's what I'm trying to say. He's like, dude, you know what's crazy? There were some people who were like,

they didn't know what house it was because they couldn't hear anything. Like, I think we're in the wrong neighborhood. Like, we don't, there's no. There was like people showing up. And this is what I was told. they were like showing up and they couldn't find the place or they didn't know where the place was because they didn't hear like any of the music and then they were like oh i see the lights and that's what gave it away and it was just like you know and yeah we we tested it like we brought all the stuff inside and like like because okay personally me i get pretty embarrassed whenever we get a noise complaint like i know my cousins are kind of the i wanted to say that bro don't you you're family and then they turn it up and they make it louder and it's like oh my god um but i was i'm like more on the embarrassed side. Because I was like, I feel bad. I was like, oh, man. I'll never forget that time, Larry, when, when Isaac and I came to your house and he slept

over. And it was like 85 in your room and humid and we're trying to go to bed. And I just hear, I put my head to the pillow and hear a mariachi band to the pillow. You're like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, it's so, dude, it's always like that in the neighborhood, bro. Like, it's always like that. They're doing noise complaints now. Like, people are actually calling up cops and stuff. Like when I was going to, I had gone to my cousin's birthday party like mid-January this year

and we got a noise complaint by the cops and they just pulled up and then we turned out on the music. We waited like a few minutes and then we turned it right back up. And we didn't get a nice complaint after that. And it was just, dude, I had to walk up to that cop outside in my reindeer onesie that I was wearing.

And I, you know, I was like, hey, you know, sorry. We moved everything inside. he's like, I'm just here to listen for vibrations. I don't feel anything. So I guess you guys are good. And I'm just like trying to explain like, we're trying not to make any noises. Like, yeah, I mean, it's all good with me, man.

I'm like, all right, bet. So he was really, he was actually, most of Austin cops, I just don't think give a fuck. I think that that's like the answer is like a lot of them just don't care. Like nothing ever happens in Austin for the cops. They don't care. She used to get like a, like a Merry Weather Service. Like not the cops, but get like, like, like, like,

What do they call them? Mercenaries? Mercenaries? Yeah. To come in. Do do, do. Pff! Party's over.

You guys are being too loud. Yeah, too loud. Dude, I had run in with the cops. I didn't. That's bait. I just hooked me. Yeah, you got me. But the cops were on our street because

the... The cops were around the corner. Yeah. Almost got me. What happened? A water pipe burst underground and the street like cracked and water was coming out of the street and flooding her. It was like a sinkhole. It was

crazy. It felt like it could have been but no, it was just like a crack in the road like that was like 10 feet with water gushing out of it. Who wasn't running their pipes? Come on. It's just crazy because that was like a main water line that just

broke and actually two of them broke we later found out. Oh. And they shut down the street and they turned off our water and they really fixed it overnight and then the next day but I couldn't sleep in my room I had to go sleep on the couch because it was so loud

all that head and they probably had like the big saws and the jackhammer and like they cut like a big box I was impressed with ramen yes I think that is probably what happened and that's how they got it done so fast you know

but I was I thought for sure you were going to be out of water for like two weeks we filled up the tub and my nightly routines were done with tub water. Like I washed my face in the tub. I brushed my teeth with tub water. And I was like, I felt like I can survive like this forever. And I was just like, damn, what a good time to shave my head

because I don't even need to wash my hair or nothing. Oh, okay, wait. I asked you over FaceTime. Did you donate your hair? I should have been no. Asshole. Sorry, guys. I'm sorry.

What's it like moving your head? It's set in now. I ask you night off. I have so much muscle memory. associated with long hair like every time I put on a shirt I do the yeah yeah yeah and and in the shower it's like it's just so fun it's so fun I like anytime I'm like you feel like a cold breeze yes it is it is it is kind of a rough time to do this because my I just get cold the back of my neck and my ears are cold now but it's all gee I just

all right Larry you just got a perm now you got to shave your hair yeah no I'm gonna get a hair cut and they They were telling me that I should probably get bangs again. I just, when my bangs grow out. You look good with bangs. My bangs were out. Yeah,

I like, I like the bangs sometimes. We should all play into our stereotypes. So you should become an Edgar. Okay. Tanner should. Tanner should be a beer. He's been a big long beard, dude.

A big giant mountain. Yeah. Grunk, you've already fit that. Right. Yeah. Me, I need to like,

slick my hair back. and put a whole fuckload of gel. Oh my God. And then white tank top. Yeah. Got the cross. And then Isaac. Isaac can just like keep the du rag on, I think.

Yeah. Not the du rag, the bandana. Keep the mask on. Keep it on. Isaac, keep being you. I don't even know what. I was thinking about it. When if we, like, I want to put on facial prosthetics on you and make you look like handsome

scintecher. Because I was watching Ironclaw And I was like, damn, Zach Efron looks really like He looks interesting. He looks like he has a beauty filter on the whole movie Because his cheekbones are super high And it's like super like,

That's just how he looks, bro. There's no prosthetics. Dude, well, I looked it up and I was like, Does he have like, what is his like plastic surgery? And apparently he like broke his jaw like four times Each time it was like different years And he had to like kind of like reshape his jaw every single time.

So he has this like super reconstructed face. Hmm. That is like, if you guys watch Iron Claw, like, just look at screenshots. He looks, I don't know how to explain it. It's like his eyes are, are gleaming, and his cheekbones are perfect, and his chin's perfect. And like, everything's perfect about him. And it's like, it's really uncanny. Oh, I see what you mean.

He was great in the movie. Yeah, he was really great in the movie. But, yeah, Isaac, I wanted to put out like these prosthetics on you where like your cheekbones are super pronounced. Yeah. Your chin. Like you have a super put like butt chin. So that just sticks to fuck out.

Nick, do you remember the the old man video that, uh, you did where you. That I was trying to do? Yeah. So for people who don't know, I think what we talked about this. It was like months ago. But, um, that was like step one. Step two would have been some prosthetics and like a fake nose or some big old cheeks. Yeah.

It's so expensive. And I really wanted to see what, for. of all what you got what you guys would look like but also just for my own sake because I think it'd also be really funny if I had like that kind of shit at my expense if I could do that too I don't even know how it look either but it is yeah it is super expensive dude that bench in the background is just so funny it doesn't even look like it's a part of like the birds thing it just looks like some of the birds are like blurred out and they didn't know what happened to the video it's like they did not consent to being yeah censoring out the

the birds that complained about being filmed without consent. Dude, you guys, speaking of birds, I think I, like, I think it's pretty safe to say I've secured my, like, summer internship. And freaking get this, dude, I'm going to be, like, monitoring prothonatory warbler nest success in relation to prey in food abundance. Is that your fucking internship description, bro? That's a bird. That's called a bird case study, boy.

That's my research question. He's studying a bird. It's pretty exciting, honestly. You're just going to birdwatch? I've been working closely with one of my professors and one of her grad students, and we're going to be doing some pretty cool stuff. That's great. So one more time, can you say the whole thing?

I bet you can't say it twice. Well, the research question is, um, hang on. Later war. Borders. Told you, you couldn't say it twice. Told you. No, I could.

I could have, I didn't push myself. Grunk, does your, does your digital footprint play against you? Has it? So far, so good. We're doing all right, thus far. So you get a, hey. How does food availability affect nest success in prothonatory warbler? Prothonetary warbler?

Yeah, that basically just means New World Warbler. It's a type of warbler. Like W-A-R-B-R-B-R-Borbler? Yeah, a warbler is a type of bird. Oh. Yeah. I want to look at them. They're weird.

But yeah, my digital footprint, honestly, like, I don't think there's anything that exists that's like, you did this, so you can't do this. So we were going to bring you to watch, you know, the patterns of the Blue Jays. But you tweeted, I fucking hate birds. I want to snap them all the time. Man, I can't wait to get into burning so I can kill them all. Burning? That's not what I actually think.

For legal concerns and for the future of what Jack may be. No, you would be the perfect candidate for like, whatever that is. It sounds like. If it's nature, if it's outside, if it's something with animals. Yeah, so we were going to bring you on this expedition to go look at some birds, but you called someone fat on Omigal in 2021. So, yeah. Can't happen.

Sorry. Upon further review, it wasn't you who said that. It was someone behind you. Congrats. Yeah. So you're back on track. You're good. Damn.

That was, dude, good ref. W. Rev. Someone behind you, Rob. Oh, my God. But yeah. Like, actually doing research or like

that'll be doing real research that contributes to the scientific body which is like, dang. Contributions, boy. That's awesome. That's big. That's big. I wish I contributed to anything to society except for emoes and... Bruh.

You contribute so much, Isaac. The bait worked. Get through the, make it through the day. Oh, great. And that goes for each and everyone. It goes for everyone here. Where's the applause and the thank you. What the fuck?

Yeah, we're standing. You're holding a sneeze in. Dude, anyone else been super duper dry? Like, super dry. My throat's really scratchy right now. My freaking knuckles, like one of them really like ruptured and like you can see red. It was bad. Yeah.

It was bad. I know it's bad when I'm moving my hand and it's like really fucking, uh, it's only been one time where I was so dry that it actually ripped. And I was like, ow. This has been my driest year. I totally forgot to mention this is not a shameless plug. If people did want to see what the house looked like, I did like a behind the scenes recording of it for my video.

That's right. That is right. So if they do want to see what the house looks like that we, you know, we ended up partying at, that it's, it's on the blog channel. It's some context.

It kind of puts, yeah, it kind of puts into perspective, like, what they're missing out on. Oh my God. I'm not going to spoil anything else, but it's just so funny how like the whole,

I'm not having a Thomas. I'm not having a Thomas. Yeah. Like they picked on, bro, they picked on Ed so much, bro. There's the most prominent bit. Ed and Ed and Edie, Thomas.

It was like, it was everything, everything we said to him or, like, what we said to Luke or whatever his name was, you know? Luke, I think his name was.

Yeah, it was Luke. Okay, yeah, yeah. Like, the morning after the party, he spilled,

like, wine on his shirt. And I was like, never wash that shirt again, dude, it's going to be awesome. And then his friends were like, probably was going to wash it anyway.

And it was like, they always had a riffing on his ass. And they were like, And they were like They were saying like that's I mean that's how you know They're they're close you know their mates you know This is a quote

If you're not taking the piss out your mates You're not truly mates So what's said They were taking so much piss out of each other Two of their dads died They were pissing everywhere Two of their dads died And they were making fun of each other's dads dying

They never tried to coerce me They were like I'll give you 50 pounds If you tell him Go over and tell them Make fun of his dead dad Yeah One of them was like

Go ahead, tell him that he's a... And then make fun of him for his dad dying. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking do that. Like, you do it. He's your friend. He's like, what? Do it, do it.

It's fun. It was four years ago. He'll laugh. He'll laugh. He's like, shut the fuck out. Dude away. And he's like, his friend is sitting on the couch like this. Yeah, the whole time.

He has no idea. Flicking him. I want you to tell him. And then he's like, call him. And he wanted me to say like the C word, right? And we make fun of him That's a vocate It's dead

It's been a while now It's okay We all We all make jokes about it It's fine Yeah One of them was so drunk Dude

He had like two drinks And he's like Fucking bouncing off the walls Oh my god Dude drunk He looked like Jack Manifold Bro He did

He didn't know who Jack Manifold was He found out On his bus And started freaking out Yeah Because he looked When we first saw him And I'm not kidding you

When we first saw him I was gonna go out He was like Oh my God Jack Manifold He's here Like where, when did he come to the U.S.? Why is he here?

And I thought it was him. And it wasn't him. But you'll see. You'll see. It looks a lot like him. To be completely honest. From like a, from like a structure standpoint of how the whole video played itself out, I'm surprised to play itself out as well as it did.

Because so many things were confusing. Like the way that like we were supposed to meet up at certain spots and like, oh yeah. I was like, why did we even have a party bus? So what the fuck was the party bus? So we were supposed to convince other people in that bus. But I'm going to be real. That bus was not going to get us. single soul.

Dude, we know. The only indicated that was a party bus was a small rainbow text on the bottom.

Yeah. It was on the front of the bus. It was like you couldn't even see it. It's a party bus. All lowercase.

Dude. And we, if we wanted to yell out the windows, it was these tiny like prison windows that we had to slide over. And like,

and like, there's a big windows that don't open the little tiny one at the top. We'd be like, hey. And like,

and like, dude, they all had like this like shade where like it blocks out from the But some of them didn't have it.

Like, they were, like, ripped off. Dude. It looks like. If anyone is curious what kind of bus this was, if you look up the GTA 5 prison bus that's blue, make it white and that's what we had to get people into. It was not working. But look, again.

It looked like a school bus. It looked like a school bus, but it was the front of like a Ford F150. I do want to say it. Dude, it was actually the GTA 5 prison bus just white. I want to say. I was actually D1. Was that a reach?

Was that good? That was D1. Let me see if I could put on my camera, because I want to actually see it. The driver was so great, though. Like, he was, he was sweet. He was awesome. It actually is.

Hold on. Bro. Yeah. Just change the windows to not be so, like, prison-y looking. Holy. Yeah, yeah. All right.

He does nothing. Yeah, it was, here it is. Oh, let me. You know, like party bus must have stripper pole. It's a must- debate.

It has to have a stripper full. It's a must-a-all- Bus, baby. Because we get it fucking crazy in the bus. Dude, the entire first, like, bit of us getting in the fucking bus, we were not playing any music. And Tanner's like, dude, this is the fucking most epic party bus ever. And then Isaac starts playing sneaky snitch and all those other fucking. That's not I wanted.

Mark, whatever his name is. What, who made those songs? Kevin McLeod. McLeod or whatever. MacLeod. Am I saying it wrong? Is it like, McLeod? Kevin, I don't know.

I have no idea. McLeod. McLeod. McLeod. I actually have no idea. Nickleod. Yeah. And I was,

when they got on the party bus, we also were just like having a moment of just talking. Like it was just like such a fucking. Yeah, it was really funny though because like it was like a way of getting to know them. Tanner and I made, okay, Isaac believes different and that's okay.

But my perspective and Tanner's perspective was, we were like, all right, where do we find people that would want to go to a party? And originally we were like, all right, we'll go to UT Austin. And so Tanner and I, we go to UT Austin, and we try and go to use the library that they have there to build to print flyers. But we get there, and I finally realize, I'm like, wait a second, if there's going to be some sort of alcohol at this party that we're throwing,

half of these people, or more than likely have these people have either a fake ID or like they're just not. True. Yeah. Yeah, and so we're walking through and I, dude, they are like 19. Oh, you want to get in? Maybe 21 at times. Come here, little birds like that. Bye, bro.

You want to pick up some birds. Hold on. Excuse me. So, uh, for the listeners at home, Isaac's doing a funny bit with a funny car truck. Sorry, this is basically what we had to convince people to get into. I would not do it. Yeah. I blame anyone that said no, but continue.

Sorry, printing flyers. U.T.S. Texas. yeah i'll just say i'm really like it was really uncomfortable to like be on a fucking college campus at like 26 years old trying to convince people to come to our sleepover even though it would have probably been easy and they would have definitely done it um it was just weird yeah like if they're like 22 23 maybe i would be like all right you know what that's fine because those guys were 23 24 and like 26 yeah so like it's fine but dude being at a college campus like possibly asking like an 18 or 19 year old would yeah and then they have a fake

ID and then like we would not know oh dude that would have been so bad so like tann and i were like this i literally apologize to the camera i'm like dude i don't even know why we even fucking came here in the first place it felt like that like dream and sat in that moment but they were like weird partying at a fucking college you ever see that would have been you guys you're like uh-uh dude no we we like we're like no this just isn't like weird did you see that dream is like uploading again like same old same old i did not oh is he actually like does that like he's uploading like manhunt videos dude like it's i didn't i had no idea and i came on one day and he was watching one he's like yeah dude he's up playing

yeah and we both just sat there and watched one i don't know why but we did bird watching watching. Me and Isaac also at the beginning of like the whole asking the strangers things we went to a park and then we were like oh man it is all moms and dads and children here. Yeah at least you guys have a Monday too so it's like barely anyone's around like all adults there's no way that they well nah you had all adults we didn't it's not adults. I hope this I hope this goes into the video Tanner and our walking when we first get to the park and we're just like walking where We're like looking for people to ask and there was a guy with the stroller pushing his like six month old baby in the stroller and I was like, we can ask him. And he's like, dude, he's got a kid.

And I was like, he can bring a plus. That would be the funniest shit ever. I think the only way to be like, we'll pay for a babysitter if you come. No, wait. What if he brought the baby? We turn like Cokeomel and it turns just like a big daycare party. Oh my God. He starts dancing.

He has a floor in the dance floor or like a spine of the dance. It's like we saw a A plus one and it's a six month fall You saw a guy walking to the port of potty I was like well let's just wait outside for him We were getting so desperate bro He gets out

Excuse me sir Are you at TV? You're like You're peaking in the Windows at the very top Hey hey Can we I'd like to talk to you when you get

When you're done in there At that's yeah Remember at that same park There was this couple And they were walking towards us And I was like Hey, I totally understand if it's date night, but do you guys want to go to a sleep? Dude, oh my God.

Oh, that's right. You gave him a freebie. That was your freebie. I was my freebie? You did that, yeah. Yeah. Date night. Is it you?

No, that was Nick. I said, I said, hey, I totally understand if it's date. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it looked like they were having date night. You gave them like an out, like an excuse. She was like, oh, yeah, it's day night.

And they kept walking. Yeah, fucking right. Dude, it's a Monday. Shut up. I mean, I had a fucking, I had a blast. I had a good time,

too. It was a very fun time. That was also our first ever, like, party we've ever hosted. Ever in Austin. Ever. Which was crazy.

Ever, ever. Yeah, we usually, like, I don't know, dude. To me, hosting parties is a nightmare, especially when you're doing at your house,

like, you don't know what the fuck's going to happen or who's going to damage what. Like, you got to keep track on everybody. You got to keep track,

and you got to make sure that's a cool. good. So it's like, I don't even get to enjoy it in a sense. No, we're just going to like mom mode. Checking up on people holding hair over the toilet and like cleaning up. Exactly. Yeah, that sort of deal. So I would

wretch rather go to parties and sort of contribute to that than host one because uh-uh. The only thing I like hosting is a little get-together. I have a little together. I get together. Ah, come on. And buy a projector and go outside and just put up the projector. It says some towels

on the ground on the grass. Oh, that's a lot. Dude, I'm excited for it to be warm outside of you. Dude, there's snow and ice is still melting. Like, it only started melting yesterday. Holy. You all still got it like that.

Damn. Grunk, you're going to shit your fucking pants. The, the coldest it's going to be this week is today, and it's 61. No way. Yeah, the highest is going to be is like 75.

It's the warmest right now. Warmest day of the week, 41 degrees. What's the coldest? What's the coldest? A high of 29 degrees Dude Oh my god, you're like in Antarctica Dude last week was terrible

Like there's one day the high was 17 degrees And the low was like six It was crazy We got slammed Yeah, I would probably die I thought I would be able to handle it I was not handling it too well The wind was hurting so bad

Dude the wind hurts so bad I can do any amount of cold with no wind Yes that's what I'm saying The wind like yeah it was like prickly, dude, like my hand was getting scared. Dude, I remember freshman year I was walking back from class and like a gust of wind like went under my

shirt and lifted my shirt up. Like, I got touched by the wind. My nipples, bro. It was so... Did your nipples like start saluting when a drill sergeant says attention? Yeah, bro.

Like, I felt so violated. I read that with water where a wave, grab my pants and pulled it down. And I was like, oh my God. I was like, knock that. shit off yeah knock that shit off dude oh I hate it actually dude but you guys um we got a uh plan something for my spring break I'm curious I have a full week yes full week oh is that so

well if you guys want to I do damn is that I do I'm making I'll make a I'll make the I'll move the moon let's go to the beach we should go to like Panama or something I think that we should that we should go you said Panama Panama? Yeah no we're going to get killed there America yeah no I'll be okay I think maybe we could try and go to

Eureka Japan for a week Grunk's first no Grunk can't do a week in Japan dude I mean I could but it does sound like a lot It's like okay do you remember what you said Two weeks to it has to be two weeks Spring break is in two weeks

Goong two weeks you want to go for two weeks Japan I would love to I can't. You're going to turn... Okay, let's just say that the plan is Japan. You're going to turn it down? For fucking college.

You already got the internship secured, bro. I wonder. I mean, maybe if I contact all my professors and I'm like, hey, let me do this week virtual. But then it's like, then I have to do work while we're in Japan. I mean, I'm sure... Well, you're going to be ahead.

You could tell your bird profession. You can be like, hey, listen, I'm going to go get some birds over there. BRB. well we get some I'm gonna go secure some birds secure some birds that'd be so sick though

I mean honestly I could start talking to my friends would be like yo how would this look is this a good thing to do or a bad thing to do if we were to do something for spring break it would have to be something that like is awesome in the United States yeah

like we would have to go Alaska I know we just talked about wanting to be warm again but I'm kind of still really want to go skiing you guys. We're not going to me. You're so full of shit, bro.

Isaac, it costs so much goddamn money to go to ski. Isn't it more expensive to go Japan? Yes. Oh, no, because everything over there is cheaper. Okay, let's be honest for a second. If, like, six people is if skiing for six people is going to cost like almost

$17, $18,000. Where the fuck did that figure come from? No. We did the math. It's not. It's like 75 to 95.95. If you want to go... 75,000 and 95,000. I'm seeing people that didn't look up anything about this trip shaking they heads. This is incredible.

No, I looked it up. Oh, really? You're a fucking goober. What's the most expensive factor, Tanner? Tell me that. What's the most expensive one? All the gear, all the flights. No, that's the fact. You say, wrong, it's the pass.

It's the pass to get on. I'm not going to answer. It's the ski lift pass. That's correct. Grunk. It is a ski. Alex. It's to ski.

Don't let, don't let Isaac try and tell you that he knows more when he argued with me about the ski lift pass. He's like, no, it's not that. It's not that. No, it's $350. I recall nothing from that. I know how Isaac operates. Don't worry. What if, what if we went camping again?

We go camping too. Yay. Another true camping experience. If we were to go camping, we have to go camping, we have to go out into the woods. We have to bring our feet. We have to be there yet in real life? Oh, my God. I don't know.

Are we? We bring beer. We bring so much beer. So much beer. I think you do, yes. I was thinking about it. I can ask my grandparents. No, no, you don't.

You don't have an RV. No, you don't need a CDL, dude. I think you need a specific type of license to drive an RV. It's like a license that you're able to drive those vehicles that are bigger. No, no, no, no, it's a commercial, commercial driver's license. It'd be to drive a truck. No, you don't. No, you don't.

So I'm looking over if you need any sort of specific license. I already looked it up. You're not at all. All right. Well, could. Nope. We have the research. Am I driving?

Am I driving the car? I'll drive it. Can we let Tanner drive it? Can we let Tanner drive it? Why? Dude, I'll never forget when I never forget when I told. Do we are driving? I pull over.

I'm like, okay, Tanner and I can swap. And I meant for Isaac to drive and Tanner sit in a passenger seat. And I sit in the back. But instead, Tanner drives. Isaac stays. days in the passenger seat, not going to the back. I'm like, all right, I guess. And I did a damn good job of driving.

45 minutes of driving. 45 minutes. It was a smoothest 45 minutes ever. It was an hour, yeah, right? Tair's a smooth driver. He takes all things into consideration. I'm just the safest driver. Like, if it's a speed limit, I'll only go five over.

Oh, that's so. Like, that's as fast as I'll go. It's because you have precious cargo. I got to keep it cool. I drive very safe, too. and very fast 120 miles per hour in a minivan

I drive efficiently as hell remember when we first got on the highway in California we almost got to an accident yeah off the rib we were going on that like ramp thing and it immediately

what wasn't your fault because the guy was coming in on your lane like kind of way too yeah way too much yeah it was really hot yeah

it was just not a we should do it we should do it on the Houston road hell no come on And it's so funny. Appalachian Trail. Leave a comment down below where you'd like to see the next group travels or group camps or anything with grun.

You guys could come to me. Yo. You've never been here. Going to the big VA. Dude, Virginia's beautiful too. And we could go to a Wawa. You love Wawa. We got to bring that back.

Data is sold. I'm already sold. I think that could be pretty fun because then he could meet Jackson and Nick and Camden. Oh, I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. Let's do the group drives across the country. So we start in Virginia and take an entire week and drive all the way to the opposite side of the country.

You love driving, dude. In a week. That's possible. You can get across the country in like three days. We did that. Well, we did half the country in three days. Damn, but so much would be like great planes. But then it wouldn't be.

Yeah, but we could take Route 66, right? We already did take Root 66. We did. Really? Why don't we just go to Canada? Why don't we just go to Canada for a group video? Yeah, let's go hang out with Brody. Anime.

There's nothing to do in Canada. All their ops, dude. They're fucking with China too heavy right now, bro. That's a joke. I don't think China will be an op for long. I think we all need to submit to China. Holy social credit. Oh, my.

That's world record social credit. I didn't even, like, think about a single thing before you. Dude. We're going to land in China to a red carpet and like, Dude, I'm about to get killed. Oh, dude, we've got to go over there now. We have to go over there. We get the best treatment.

I'm going to be the white, prince of China. The white glove treatment in China. My fault, y'all. That was crazy. I don't know. It's like, it's like, yeah, we can visit the great emperor of North Korea. The greatest, the greatest of emperors. Yeah.

Just like snuck that in. My bad, y'all. I thought what I said was kind of crazy. And you're like, yeah. We can go to China. And submit. You just have to submit. China.

But what I mean is, is like, maybe they know what they're talking about. And like, maybe whoever takes over can become a global superpower. Maybe they'll be chill. Who knows? There's so much misinformation about, like, other countries from us and then from them and then blah, blah, blah. Dude, I watched like this tech breakdown. They got the braziest ish. Dude.

They're crazy over there. They move slow and in silence. And under the radar. I don't you think it's under the radar. I just think they have their own radar. Oh yeah. We probably just don't even get the radar. No, we don't.

They don't get ours. Wait, yes, they do. Yeah. Well, all I know is the ice wall is real and there is something beyond the ice wall. That's where we should go. Beyond the ice wall.

I think, I think everyone should run toward the ice wall. They can't stop everyone. It's the same concept of just everyone stop paying your taxes. They can't get us all. Let's just all travel to the ice wall. They can't stop us.

all. We should never never Naruto runners out. I will I will say that I am down to to see Grunk at the VA Grunk if you have you'll be like our tour guide and if you have spots. Yeah I can make a little I place is we do a

very dense compilation of just moments of just things. Wait can we can we enroll grunk in the military? What the fuck? Video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah we can. Yeah. You got to ask first.

Wait, wait, guys, guess the gif I'm doing. Hang on. Oh. Oh, I like that one. I like that one. Is any point? Oh, wait, guess the gif I'm doing, ready? Oh, that's pretty good.

Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, guess the one I'm doing. Oh, yeah, the, the one dude. Before, yeah, the one dude from the one movie. That's spot fucking on. I gotta go do my meeting. Guys, I'm sorry, I have to go. In my meeting. What gift is that?

This might be a good time. That's fucking outro. All right, we can outro. We can outro. All right. Thank you guys so much for watching another episode of the group chat podcast. We have lots of ish on the way. Big big videos, big big plans.

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