The Group Chat - #15 - Dream DID WHAT?!? ft. Jawsh

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to episode 17 of the group chat podcast. We're 17. We're on like 15. We're on 15. We have SMP live extravaganza. Joshua Onfroy here. That's my name. The Reddit King, the family guy entrepreneur, the daylight savings on God guy.

What? What? Dude, he's drinking. He's going to be an idiot. I've never done anything related to daylight savings ever. I would appreciate it if you retracted that. You're a big advocate for daylight savings. No, I'm not. I literally hate daylight savings.

You love farmers. You put up a lot of straws to save turtles one time. I lobbied Congress. And he's lobbied Congress? Yeah, I bribed several senators so that I don't have to wake up. You know, on your wiki page, it says you are a farmer, the tobacco farmer, and you actually pushed for the great. movement of this.

What did you drink? How many of those have you had? No, you have not. No, you haven't. What is he drinking? I ask one question that I'm a bad guy. That's his gin and nail cup. Dude.

You have different cups for different drinks? What are you? Holy crap. What the hell is wrong with you, dude? This is four. Just use one cup. Just use one cup. I use one cup.

I use only this cup. I only use this cup. I spit in the cup and then I drink from the cup. Yeah, okay. Fucking awesome. This episode is sponsored by GamerSuffs. Ladies and gentlemen, use code. Wait, hold on, Larry, hold it.

10% off. Oh, I haven't seen that one. I haven't seen that one. Look at that babe. No, hold up. Guys, who here, who here has been doing some guacamolee gamer fart 9,000? Okay. Okay.

Wait, actually. I am a silly on Troy. When it comes to glaucommon gamer fart. One of the best flavors. Yeah, what do you know about that? What do you guys know about that? Wait, who was the creator that made guacamole? I know that I mean, I, I, I hit it.

I hit that shit on God. I put that with Sprite and I mix it up with a big spoon. Have you mixed supplements? No. I don't use supplements. I only use GamerSups, Quakamolee Gamer Firt 9,000. Do you know what the work subs stands for and GamerSups? Yeah, I know.

I said I only use Giacomley Gamer Firt 9,000 from Gamer Sups, which is Gamer Supplements. because I am a gamer by trade. So, I don't know what point you're trying to make. So why not Peach T? Yeah, what's wrong with P.C. I don't know what that is.

Oh, shit. You know, Gamer Substism has a new flavor coming out. Not, but it's not, I only like, I don't like new things.

They scare me. You're traditionalist. Yeah, I go for, you know, the tried and true. You know, tobacco farming, daylight savings. You know, I've been, I've been,

I've been into tobacco trade for years, you know. And after lobbying to Congress. And he's lobbied. To reduce my taxes and let me advertise children. Josh, how many times have you lobbied Congress? What's your favorite cigarette? Few. What?

What's your favorite cigarette you like to smoke? Cigarette? Camels? I would walk a mile for a camel. Yeah, I would walk a mile for a camel. Can we bring it in there? Holy shit. I would walk a mile.

He would walk one mile for a camel. walk a mile for a camel. I'm a new port. I'll smoke you're a new port kind of guy? Yeah, that kind of sucks. I'm sorry. Okay, thank you for smoking my competition. I'm a Maraboro guy.

Drunk. You should get that. Get drunk. I get the hell out of it. You've never seen a cigarette in your own. You know, grunk, but grunk, if you're a cool, you'd smoke camel. That's all I'm saying. Yeah.

I've had to, I hope you get bullied. To all the kids watching this, Moro Boro, don't do Marlboro. Don't do Marlboro. Mara Boro Alice. Camel is the cleanest and best tasting cigarette A kid could get A kid could get Most of my game is

Back in the Merry Popper days Cool new thing Newport is what every fucking kid is smoking No, no no no No no no no It's every trend that you like thing I've literally never seen a kid smoke a Newport Yeah, that's bullshit

Kids smoke camels because I give them to the kids I've never seen any kid smoke a new port They've made a 3D model a little bit Look at how popular it is No I'm not kidding you might have a point You might have a point If they got a widget model Do kids love their 3D models

Kids love internet Mm hmm Larry also Larry what you don't know Larry is that there was like this IRL stream that Josh was in And it panned outside of Carl Jacobs And you can see Josh handing A little 7 year old

I remember that dream was there A camel That's a real life cigarettes. It was awesome. Yeah. And then he like, right behind, right behind Carl Jacobs and Ice Beside in meeting for the first time. You have Josh giving a bunch of.

Yeah. Wait, that's real. That you're, you're legit. That was real. That was real. Look up. Look up. Look up.

God. Dream smokes camelsigarettes.org. In front of kids. In front of kids. Dream giving, look up. Dream give cigarettes to children to his child fans. Views at home, look this up on your free time. Listen,

Bing it. This is a good article. Okay, wait, but actually, do you know, like, the Bookmobile schools had? Like, you know, you'd go up. There's like this bookmobile. It was like an ice cream truck. And you could, like, go. You could order a book.

You could buy a book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called the Bookmobile. They pull up. They pull up, they pull up, all the books. All the Magic Treehouse books. We had a book fair, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you'd get those really long erasers. You'd get, like, a Lamborghini poster. and like that's where you get the multi like the octop pen you know like the pen with like eight different colors you can just push in it and that's where you get them it was like a rare occasion I borrow those from people and I break up

oh the Guinness World Record Books you push both of them at the same time and you get stuck yep yeah and then I'd unscrew it and then all them would fall out and I'd return the pen without any of the actual pens on them I would steal kids let it I was awesome no but I was awesome I was awesome I would steal kids let and break it in front of them

and pretend to use it as like a needle and I put it into my arm. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, dude. And I'm like,

I was sorry. Gras, dude. No, who said they were going to do that before the podcast? So quit Trump. What, like,

no. I did that. Oh, yeah. No. And then like, you like press it like a bunch of times. I think it was Larry.

I'm still on the sheesh thing real quick. Yeah, Larry was like, I'm going to do this in the podcast, but I did it for him. No,

what was I? I was going to be like, you put the hamburger on the grill. I was going to do that. Oh! I was going to do that 10 minute intervals, but, you know, the jokes are ruined. We're not going to do it.

So about the bookmobile. The mice. No, no, no, no, no. The bookmobile. I was going to tell you that Dream pre-ordered a bookmobile, but instead of the books, it was cigarettes, and he would go up to schools.

He did do that, and he started handing him out to kids. He started handing them out to kids in the parking lot in front of their parents. I could already see what kind of crazy title this podcast is going to have. Dream gives him. I think the title is Dream sells no, not even sells.

Never before seen footage of Dream giving kids cigarettes. Giving kids cigarettes. I was on TikTok, you know, I'm an advocate of TikTok, or like all of us. That makes you cool.

I saw TikToks where Dream was talking about how much he loves giving his fans cigarettes. And I was like, finally, someone I can relate to on this platform. Yeah, but I was super confused because, like, I would think that something like that his band base would hate it. But they were all endorsing it, acting like it was some great.

It's because I don't know why they're so. Camels. Kids love camels. Kids love camels. Kids love camels. Kids, that's just the thing they go for, you know? Literally, viewers at home. Google the back of dreams car.

It's a big bumper sticker the size of like a bedpan. It just says, kids love camels. And then like, right next she says, like, ask me about my camels. And it's like Ask me who I voted for And it's like It's like a Photoshop Like Mario

Dressed as Biden It'd be like Gumba stomping Trump It'd be Trump It'd be Trump wearing a Mario hat And he had a big mustache

And there's like a little There's another sticker Right next to the camel one That says I did that And it's Biden pointing And pogging at the same time Oh my God I have seen dreams car

And you just Obviously you've seen it too So I love that car Yeah It's a Honda fit. Oh, man.

No S class. No S class. No S class. I like it? No. Larry would be like, am I liking? I would honestly vote for Biden again if he did the WoJack

in front of an eye. True. Which one? Honestly. Yeah, which one? Do the pointing one. If he did that, but he should, he kind of missed his opportunity because he did have

BTS at the White House. And he could have been like, that would have broken the internet. That would have went. viral. If he Wojacked in front of BTS. He did, he did, he did do the

the little heart thing. Yeah. So, wait, that was that, that was real then? That was real. That was real. Why did he do that? Why did he do that because it's what America needed? Because it's freaking sweet. Biden is in. I all, yeah, like he looks

photoshopts. He looks placed in there like a P and it's he is. It's just, he's busy. Yeah, he's a busy man. I think the queen and Biden are on the same level as in they're not alive anymore and they're just like projections. Like, you guys You guys saw that thing in England. What's your source?

You saw that thing in England where it was the queen's procession and she was going through like the main hall. Everyone's waving, but it was a hologram. It was like a screen. That is true.

It was a whole. That was kind of insane. That's actually a hologram. The queen is a hologram. The queen also tried to scale a fence. Do you guys see that? She did. She scaled the fence for failed.

She moves quick, man. She's like, she's built for that. But like, what, what kind of cigarettes does she smoke, though? Cammo's. I think she's,

She smokes weed. She does some... No, she does nicotine patches. Nah, dude, she's a smoke is too much. She does... She loves her opium. Yeah. What's the most popular cigarette in Europe? Camels. No, no, no.

Marlboro. Marlboro. My mom needs to smoke ultralies. Isn't Marlboro an acronym? It is, yeah. It means nothing. It's like Wolfgang. O-F-T-G-G-A. I see what you're going to them all.

Men always remember ladies because of romance only. I remember finding, I remember meeting a guy in like a Walmart, his name was Wolfgang. I didn't know that that was a real German name for a long time.

Wait, you actually met a guy named Wolfgang? It's a German. That's the coolest name of all like anything. Because my sister with him because I didn't believe it. Did you shake his hand? I did.

I said it was a pleasure meeting. He was like shit in his pants because he's like, holy crap. You should have rolled him a joint. You actually should have rolled him a joint. He would have given you a pot of gold. That would have been crazy. You should have put it right down on the wall

Mark Floor and like He heads up SideQuist for real Well do you think that the queen Would uh smoke like Cuban Cigars? Cuban? Oh dude ever since

Ever since you know Che Guevera I don't think it's a thing that she'd do anymore What? What's that? Ever since ever since Che Now

ever since Is this a Black Ops? Is this a Black Ours? Is this a Black O'clock? Is this a Black O'clock? Are you stupid? Are you stupid? Wait, what it didn't happen

in Black Opsi? You don't know who's Shake Gavarez? All of my history. You don't know Fidel Castro, my main man? He was in Black Ops 1, so I know him. Oh, good. Okay, great.

Man, that's crazy. That's the only thing he's ever been in. I go outside. Did you know that? I go outside. I read the news and I say, oh, man, a good thing, there's never been Fidel Castro in the news

because he's not a real person. He's only odd zombies. But he's fictional president, John F. Kennedy. And Tanner can back me on this. We went to a shooting range out in Texas, and they had the M-TAR. They literally made the gun from Call of Duty. They had a black ops suit gun.

And the odd. They had the Gog. Maybe they'll make Fidel Castro next. Who knows, dude? I heard that Fidel Castro was still secretly running the Cuban missile crisis. He's still doing it? He's still on that shit. Wow.

He died like five years ago, but he still went away. Okay, wait, hold on. Is he dead or is he alive still? Yeah, he's dead. He's alive. No. No, no, no, no. He's dead.

He's dead. He's dead. But listen, listen, same with Tupac. Tupac is dead. Biggie is dead. Dead. It's based, it's belief. So long as we believe Fidel Castro is dead, he is dead.

I have a confession. If we believe in Fidel enough, we will come back. Wait, this is starting to remind me of something. If you believe in someone long enough, he'll come back. This is kind of reminding me of something. Fidel Castro. Can I just be honest for a second? This is just kind of reminding me of something.

Of Jesus? You just pulled out your cross. Yeah, let me just pull that. my Jesus piece. Okay, I think... Just food for thought. Just, if Jesus could smoke weed, what strand would he smoke?

Crazy trains. Indica. Indica. Indica. What? Train wrecks. What? That's a streamer. That's my favorite streamer. That's a streamer. That's a streamer. What if I want to gamble now? I thought he said strain, brother.

I thought he used to watch strain. Not what streamer. No. Train wrecks is a strain of marijuana, if I'm not mistaken. I think you're lying to people these days. No. What does that do to you? What does that do to you? Look it up.

Train wrecks, yeah. Don't get me wrong. Shroud is a type of opioid. Look up Train wreck strain. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Dude, am I going to do it? No, don't do it.

Stream and then watch it. And then get it. Think you can win and then start gambling in front of your parents. They actually get twisted. Literally look up train wreck cannabis strain. It's a real strain. That's how train wrecks got his name. That's how train wrecks got his name.

I thought it was cooked. Not. Not. Not. You're lying. I'm not lying. I remember looking up how Tramex got his name. That's what happened.

No. You're lying. You're lying. Oh, it's a mix. It's a cross of several. Mexican sativa, Thai sativa, and Afghani Indica.

Apparently, it is a real thing. I literally don't care. I think Isaac is the Nelson. What do you know about? What do you know about the Afghani Indica, huh? Yeah, what do you know about?

I rather talk to me. The only thing I care about that comes from Afghanistan is opium. Mm-hmm. I'm an opium advocate. I think we should do it. I think we should give it to kids. We should on a bus. I think they'd like it.

It's like we could do it for like Halloween, you know? It's like better than candy. That is way better than candy. But what I'm actually trying to say, my point is that, okay, you know, I'm not going to skip it. I think, Nick, you take the floor today. I don't want to say what I was going to say. you know.

Let's talk about the shirt that you just got in the mail. The Hooters remembers. I was going to say never forget. I was going to talk about a certain person. I never forget about the great tragedy. Okay, wait. We got to talk.

I'm going to talk about the whole Etsy thing because Tanner and I found these really funny fucking shirts looked up on Etsy and there they were, lo and behold. And it was like Hooters remembers 9-11. And it's like the picture of the Twin Towers and it's like the coolest thing ever. And then we all started customizing shirts.

I have a shirt that has Sonic on it that says Pearl Harbor in 1941, even though it's for our kids' birthday that was supposed to say like Jackson turning eight. That's a Christmas. December 7th, man. Never forget. Imagine the person has to print that out.

They're realizing that their beautiful, wholesome shirt just got turned into some remembrance for Pearl. I paid someone to put on a little hot wheels. They hit the Pentagon. I think that they'd realize that now they're part of something that, now they're a part of something that's bigger than them. You know? They have what?

We're spreading awareness what they've ever done and their worth goes on for far and beyond in a long time now here's the thing I want to go off topic a little bit here Tanner

do you have a picture of your old dad of your old dad no I don't have it on me right now because you know the fact that my dad

you're not gonna blow my mind I saw you eat a funny Jay Sweat video yeah I saw it Oh yeah you look like my father So if you guys know Dream S&P

it's a little bit niche you know he's he's so he's kind of funny he's kind of like from that he's talking about he did a YouTube video yeah jashlat he's like he's a little bit underground you know he's got a little he's a little controversial you know has a little bit of a edgy humor you know probably not your cup of tea but uh he's pretty funny he says he's just funny looking he's weird yeah he's got like mutton chops i think i've heard

he's like man i'd point and laugh at him If I saw I'm walking on the street, I'd be like, look at that guy. Would you woejack in him? Yeah, I go. Do you think it's good face? Do you think it's really good? Yeah, I don't know how you do that. I do it for my thumbnails, man.

I see YouTube grind. Uh-huh. Do you take a bunch of pictures for your reactions? Yeah, but they're all the same. They're all the... I was going to say, I thought they were in the same photo. Every single one of them. They have pretty much.

Quick snap. Hey, Josh, I have a question. what? This bunk where you sleep on. How about you clear your mouth before you ask? The bottom bunk has a memory phoned pad, and so I sleep on that one. But if I've been a good boy, I sleep on a top bunk. You think you deserve it?

To feel like a kid. We're all just dumbed animals. Yeah. I put them. Well, actually, they're right there. You can't see them. You can't put it back. Oh, my God.

Oh, he's getting him. Okay, for the viewers, I hope he's getting his J-slat plushy. Oh, that's slime sickle. Slimcicle? I fucking hate that thing. Was that slimecicle? Yeah, it was slimcicle. Okay, I love Charlie.

Dude, I, we, we, sometimes we talk to him. That happens like once a year, and it's very special. It's like Christmas. Yeah, it's like a holiday. Fun fact. I'm not going to say it. Why do you hold back?

I was going to say Santa's first name was actually Charlie Slimcicle. Charlie's slimcicle. But that's true. but that's true. Yeah, I know. Because I knew everybody knew that. I didn't want to bring it up for me. I just, I just knew.

I thought. I remember. I didn't know that. Isaac, what was a shirt that I bought? It was like something like America will never forget when Germany attacked Pearl Harbor.

Oh, it was like three different national like tragedies on the same shirt. It was written in like comic sense. Yeah, but it was like a silhouette of like a soldier. You gotta get as many in there as you can. You got to remember them all.

Yeah, they capitalized. on all three of them for like monetary gain. It's crazy. Remember at the beginning of 2021, they stormed the Capitol? Dude, that was crazy. That's what I never wanted to forget. I remember. I never seen a clip of someone dying.

A gun was fired inside. Yeah. He like stuck his head through the glass. And they're like, bang. Were you there? Yeah, actually. Wait, no, I wasn't there personally. You guys were there, yeah?

Storming the Capitol? All right. Why is so funny up there? What happened? All right, apparently, Tanner finds it funny when people storm the Capitol in and shot and die. Okay, I'm gonna storm the Capitol.

He lost at 9-11 too. He got a 9-11 shirt. Tanner forgets. He forgets. He forgets. No, the thing is, I never forget, I never forget how funny it is. He'd see the,

he'd see the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor and he just point and laugh at all the Coil Jock out OJack Wait hold on Pearl Harbor

Dude the title of this podcast has to be This is the most controversial podcast yet This is the most real Nobody's talking about The title at Pearl Harbor Honestly

If Joe Biden was a thing In 1940 He would go in front of like Pearl Harbor And he would just do this Like He did this BTS would be that

And I'd I would They would all They would all do that Because they wouldn't know anything else And they'd like Dude, it'd be like a movie scene

that everyone else would line up behind him and do it and like with the most serious face and just hold up a little heart. Why isn't the guy and I don't know if I could talk about that. Okay, yeah, don't. If you can't, then don't. Hold on. Speaking of history, I want to mention Hugo Boss.

Yeah. I know you guys all adore him and everything that he stood for. He's your guy. I get it. He's not really my thing, not really my thing, but you know.

Someone has to catch me up to speed. It's a freak country. Hugo Boss. Why are you going to bring up Hugo Boss Larry? It was kind of an interesting fine because me and I think it was me and Tanner we were looking at clothes. And then we came across a brand called Hugo Boss. I thought he literally made up the name Hugo Boss.

No, no, no, no. Hugo Boss is a real person. Yeah, and I was showing him clothes and then Hugo Boss came up. I'm like, oh my God, look at this fucking Sherry. Like, this is sick. So I look into Hugo Boss and they have like cool, sick clothes. and then I was kind of curious I was like who is Hugo Boss

so I look up Hugo Boss and Hugo Boss made attires for the Nazi regime and you know made clothes for Hitler and it was really in that fashion scene there was the final yeah that's true and as soon as you guys found that out you just started buying up their stock it was crazy

it was like yeah if you look up like any like Nazi like soldier like uniform Hugo Boss made that. And still today, Hugo Boss is still a top designer brand that people will go to and buy. This guy's one-in-law-law. I've never bought anything from Hugo Boss. Me either.

Don't worry. I've never bought it. I don't know about you. I mean, I've seen your cart, man. Listen, I've never bought Hugo Boss. That's a Hugo Boss chain that is holding up right now for the listeners at home. That's from Hugo Boss. This is not from Hugo Boss.

It would be. Oh. But it's not. I promise you. Before you buy clothes, listen, this is that kind of a lesson because, you know, before you buy clothes or anything, learn the history. Learn the history.

You might not know, but. Hugo Boss could have made it. Hugo Boss could have made it. You would have bought your mom a nice. Yeah, actually, is a room. Would you then not buy a BMW or Mercedes? No, I would. Would you buy a beetle, dude?

Would you buy a Suzuki? Would you buy a Beetle? Dude, like, like, Nick and I own Fear of God Essentials, but Fear of God Essentials made, like, the robe for Bin Laden, like, right before he did something. Yeah, he did. Look it up. I'm serious. Is that why he has the fear of God?

You're lying. Essential fear is. There's no way. Are you serious? I want to make that up for a podcast. Are you serious? Did they actually? I don't look it out.

No, I was lying. That's what we do. Yeah. Essential fear of God. I believe that. I believe that. I was so out of the blue. Yeah.

I actually believe that. It was so out of the blue. I was really good. I speak the narrative perfectly. Yeah, that was actually really good. You know what? Isaac, congratulations, man. You fooled me.

You're like eight and a half cups deep in gin. What do you want? So Josh, you're on SMP Earth. Okay, sorry, you can do. I was on S&P Live. Yeah, tell us about it, man. Tell me about that. Everything was awesome.

So here's, so S&P Live is basically, because it's still going. We're going to be doing our reunion tour very soon. was basically So you know Minecraft? No. Yeah. It's like, okay,

so that's like a game, right? And it has like, it has like people on it, you know? And so there's more than one person and it's a survival game. So that's where the term,

so S&P is survival multiplayer. Oh. Right? And it's called S&P live because you have to be live streaming to play on it. Oh. And also,

And then there's a little twist, right? This is where things get interesting. Oh, boy. Don't tell me. So you can, you can pay money to... Oh. To... I think...

I think... No. No. Okay, seriously. The Grunk was on it. Crunk was on it. He was on it. He was on it.

Grunk was on it. I was on it. I was jealous that he was on it. I hated him. Yeah. my Twitch Jet. You watched me play SP Live. I know. I was watching you play with my hero. He's such a loser.

Oh my God. I was your biggest fan and now what? I know. That sucks. I literally didn't want to talk to you at all. You're an asshole. I have some of the say is that SMP Live was going on and you were having the time of your life. Isaac, Larry, myself and a few other friends. We had something called

PMS Live. I don't care. Nick, I'm going to be real, that was not even the same time frame. Yes, I was. Yes, I was. It was. It was. It was. No, no, no, no, no.

It wasn't. You were an disappeared. No, no, no. The last pro shop was built on S&P Live. I was pissed off because I was making it on our PMS Live server. What it? Yeah. That's not happened.

No. That's true. No, that's true. You don't understand. You don't understand. You don't understand. Gruss, this is some like, this is like Hugo. This is like Hugo Bosombe.

more. Okay, this goes way back. Nobody built a bash pro shop on S&P Live. That didn't happen. Yes, they did. That's fake. It was fake. It was fake. It was fake information. It wasn't beef stew. I'm reporting this video. I'm reporting this podcast. What are you going to do? What are you going to do, huh?

For false information? Yeah. Now, Josh, I heard you got really upset on an S&P live stream that people kept hiding. So there's this thing in gaming. I don't know if you guys heard of it. It's called trolling.

Right? Well, tell me. more about that. Wait, I want to hear, I want to hear him. Tell me more about this term. Hold on. Tell me more about trolling. Wait, tell me more.

Wait, tell me more. And trolling, that's not okay. Imagine, imagine if all, like, PSAs of, like, gun violence were done by Josh. And he just had to, like, cry his best not to crack up. To the kids listening at home, don't troll your friends or else they might cry over getting their base griefed in Minecraft. Griefing, by the way. So, griefing, it's kind of like trolling, right?

But it's like, it's more violent. Yeah. It's like, it's like internet violence, you know? Like, I honestly should have called the police. Yeah. Honestly. Honestly, honestly. So it's like hate crime, but in game.

It's like, yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, in a video game, of course. In the video game of course. So, Josh, tell me about the big troll that happened on you. So I got trolled. They briefed my my breath face. I cried.

I mean, I ended the stream and I cried for days, you know? That was a rough, that was like a low point of my entire life. How did you get trolled there? What happened? I get trolled? So. So. No, no, no.

If you don't want to say it, it's fine. I will, I will say it. I know it was hard for you. I was watching your stream actually when it happened. And I was actually feeling serious. I actually give to do a sub, yeah. But if just like I think Charlie, um, slimesicle, slime sickled put a bunch of the stacks of dirt in your chin.

You were just a dirt base. Yeah. They just transformed you to a dirt base. I was Charlie grind. I thought there was another, there's another instance where like someone built a bunch of like dirt columns and stuff. That was the same thing. Oh, that was the same incident. That was the same incident that.

Okay. Good job. Millionaire. Call me Carson, my Minecraft base. I didn't stream for a few years after that. That was pretty bad. Understandable even. Understandable.

Yeah. And now I take it out on other people. Rightfully so. Do you think that your cope is selling camels to kids? That's not a cope. I've been doing that for forever. No, that's fine. Honestly, it's not even.

It's just business. That's the grind, man. That's the hobby. Were you there when that person had rigged a spelling bee? Were you present for that day? Who? Who? Who are you talking about?

I might have been in a discourse spelling B. Would you say that was also, would you say that's also what you were, was trolling? Honestly, that was kind of like trolling, but I was, see, that was, that was my, that was my, that was my, that was the start of my trolling career. Okay, so it was planned trolling. It wasn't griefing. It wasn't griefing. It was premeditated trolling. Let's get, let's get this out of the way.

It was not griefing. Therefore, it was not violence. Therefore, I'm not liable. Okay. So, yeah. Right. But I, I kind of killed it. You know, it was probably the high point of my career.

I think I was, I told some really funny jokes. You know, I spent a few weeks writing those. Yeah. For that, for that, yeah. Is that true? Yeah, that's true. Where do you get a lot of your jokes from? Is a family guy oriented?

I steal them from primarily Germia, Judy Pie, Markiplier, I rip them from Family Guy, some, you know, Cleveland show jokes, stuff like that. The Big Five, yeah, that's a Big Five. Yeah, the Big Five, the Big Five.

Right. And you were talking about before we even started this podcast. What episode of Family Guy are you on? What season? I'm on season 17 episode 7. You know, on that grind. When did you start the Yeah, when did you start the entire the binge watch? The binge watch.

When was Season 17? Like, whoa. When was May 18th? How long ago was that? About a month ago? It was almost under a month ago. So you blew past 17 seasons in a month. Family Guy and under a month? It's literally like 20 episodes

day. Honestly, that's... And how long does each episode run? About 35 minutes? About 25 minutes. Yeah. What episode of one piece?

The Star Wars episodes are an hour. What episode of One Piece are you on again? He's caught up. I'm caught up. For years. Dude. What the fuck? Okay, so then can you explain your method of, of binge watching?

Yeah, I put it on and I watch it. Are you normally doing anything else Or your eyes on that TV I'm like I'm like to listen man I can only focus on one thing at a time I'm not that I'm not that I guess Don't have that much cognitive Yeah ability ever since I started doing all that opium

So Honestly Why did you start doing opium Because it was fun Was it this stuff it's fun and it's good Yeah Yeah Yeah from his from his scholastic

book from the bookmobile go back to the bookmobile he would rent out a fake bus he ran out like a short bus and he would paint it a beige he painted blue he painted blue and green to represent goggy and dream who I do ship and Goggy is in Florida

by the way anybody watching we hung out me dream doggy hung out they couldn't keep they couldn't keep their hands off each other they were big fans of each other they were big fans of each You know, they have fans of themselves. We're in Florida, exactly. Do you know the make it model of his car?

He drives a Fiat 500. Yeah. What color? It's brown. I don't see any brown cars nowadays. Yeah, well, it's dreams special. He has the money for a brown Chiat 500. He can do whatever he wants.

It's a special order. You can do whatever the hell he wants. He's dreamed. Yeah, you're right. He wants to stand out with that brown car, that like brown. Like, I actually, actually have really seen any brown cars now I'm talking about it. There aren't any. Wow.

No. Go to Florida, man. Go to Florida and then this address exactly. He'll see one specific brown car. You'll see one. Only one brown car. The only brown cars I'm thinking of are from Travis Scott, because Travis Scott had like a brown Lamborghini and like a brown car.

He also had a brown Batman suit. He was the first person to put bacon on a hamburger. He was. Yeah. He called it like the what, Travis Patty? Yeah, the Travis Patty dude.

First burger with bacon on it. Coolest day ever. A little bit of Sprite and a Sprite and just like a little bit of spray. It's a little bit of barbecue sauce on the side and they call that the Travis. They do call that the Travis. Not the trays, but the Travis. The Ocky way?

What is a hockey burger? I want an Oxy burger. I don't know. Aki. Aki. The Ocky way? Aki. The Ocky way?

Are you making up words right now? What is the Akiway? Stop. Turn him off. Turn off. What is the Aki Burger? Wait, girl, tell me more about the Akiway.

I want to know. Now you walk into like a bodega in New York City. I've never been to New York City. Also, my camera frame rate's like five right now. And you walk in and you realize the guy's sitting at the front with another guy behind him holding a phone up, recording a guy's order. And you're like, what are you ordering, man? He's like, oh, I'm getting a pop-tart with like blue, blue cheese-its all over it. with like egg down the middle.

What are you talking about? And I was like, and then you're like, what? And then you're like, yeah, man, that's the Akiway. And I was, I just gave an urban dictionary definition of that. I've never heard of both of my rotator cuffs just stopped working at the same time. But this is more important. This is more important. This is more important.

It is more important. You guys ever had anything animal style from in and out, honestly? Like, that's kind of like, that's like kind of peak. Is that chili cheese on God? it is it is my fries dude indennaos fries have never been the same okay can we I'm

okay I'm done I'll see you know where I'm from he's from he's from in and out he's from in and out fucking blows I went there once got there cold

I went there once I went there once I went there once I ordered a cup of water and I didn't even like that much it still tastes it a little bit like lemonade because of the same thing What is your favorite thing to eat from one in the out let me hear it

what do you mean what's your order is just like a burger? Oh, what do you order when you're there? I get a 5 by zero animal style with peps with chilies and that was freaking goat. I get a triple bossy

deluxe extra shingles with a shingles of a squeamia animal style burn it, let it cry and let it swear. We serve food here, sir. Isaac and I had in and out for the first time together and I think it was mid

it was mid you're okay well okay wait to be fair to be fair to be fair to be fair to be fair like Josh where in California if that's public like what's like a city my address is we went to one on sunset basically basically around Disneyland yeah because we went to like the fucking in and up on sunset motherfucker Boulevard in L.A. Which was probably a mistake.

L.A.'s the worst. That's what I'm saying. It was probably a bad idea because they had so many goddamn people there. They put poop in there. Like they just put everywhere in there. Animal style,

too. That's what I mean by animal style. That's what I mean by animal style. Animal style is just feces on a bum. Animal style is just a shit on it. They just poop on your fries and milk cheese. Isaac,

what topics did you guys have like at all or were there any? We didn't have any. Wow. You're stupid! Oh my gosh. This hamburger with nothing on it was so bland. Oh my gosh, dude. Oh my gosh, dude. Oh my wow. I'm so sorry you had a terrible experience.

You just face bombed IRL. Oh my god, I forgot. Oh, you don't like it now. No. You literally went to it and stop. And it's stupid. You literally went to in and out and said, can I get the worst hamburger ever? and you're disappointed with your experience.

Are you kidding me? Why was the reaction so delayed? Because it's stupid. And also because my webcam is cranked up all I want. My webcam exposure is cranked up all the way. It is literally just a 5 FPS. Look at this. Wait, you're a ghost.

Straight up. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I want you to crank it all the way up and then try to, like, leave your camera in like a split second. What? Crank your exposure all the way up and then just try to get the camera. It's there. I told you I have no lighting in my room.

Oh shit. It's pitch black in his room right now. I was like, oh my gosh, guys, I can't do my webcam because I have no lighting. See, look at the difference between the background and his face. It's pitch black in his room right now. He just can't see it, but it's pitch black in the room right now. It's kind of hard to see. Josh, what's your favorite point in time in history, Josh?

Hold up. Hold on. Let me do something. It doesn't work. Hold up. Sure. It doesn't work. I can't adjust the brightness anymore.

Okay, it doesn't work anymore. So you're stuck with this. No, that's fine. You look good. Josh, what's your favorite point in American history? Not 9-11. Roosevelt's age. Roosevelt sucks.

Roosevelt actually blows. He's a fake band. For real. What about Franklin D. I'm so glad that your favorite point in time is not 9-11. Wait. Which Roosevelt are we talking about here? Both.

No, first, no, second one. Second one sucks. First one's okay. Teddy Roosevelt, like, kind of popped off with the nature conservation act. He's like a cool guy. You're nerd. Like, he did, he went, he did some stuff that wasn't constitutional. Yeah, no, he shouldn't have done it.

Really? Teddy? Yes. Yeah. So you're kidding me? Teddy did some bad stuff. He used executive orders to bypass Congress. That's what he did.

And then that's what every president since Teddy Roosevelt is done. Yeah, because he was the paid of the way. He said a president. Yeah. Well, if it wasn't him, someone would have done it, Josh. No. They went, they went like a century and a half without it happening. I think they could have gone for another, like, a few years.

What do you think about Lincoln? Lincoln? I don't think it's pretty all right. I think he's a vibe. Yeah. Oh, my God. So, my God. In the fan cam.

Wait, hold up. I unironically have his head. Hold up. In a jar, like, where's he going? Okay, so the viewers are home Is there a hole in his head? If he's at home, he's getting a jar of Lincoln. Don't say anything mean about me because I can't hear it.

Okay, guys. Josh is a total history nerd. He lives somewhere in California. We're trying to track down exactly where. He's been in here long enough. I almost have his IP. Do you think he actually just sleeps on the top bunk instead? I think he does.

I think he actually just only goes to the top bunk. He tries to be humble. His chair is moving. His chair is moving. I don't know how his chair is moving. On its own. On its own. Now, listen.

To the listeners, I know there's a lot going on in your ears right now. We don't really know what's going on. He's a bunk bed and it's leaning. Okay, he has his head. He's out of fucking Abraham Lincoln head. Jesus Christ. Yeah. He actually has one. Wait, that's actually what he looked like.

Yeah, it's a plaster mold of his face. How'd they get that? They took a mold of his face. How? How did it? Yeah, that was like a thing that they did. That you stick sticks up his nose when you're putting the plaster on.

How would they do that? That's true. Yeah. How would they do that? When he's dead? You put, no, he was alive. This was like a year before he was elected president or something. There was one like a week before he died, but I got the...

Is this the younger one? The young hot Abraham Lincoln. Is it soft? Yeah, well, yeah, pretty much. Okay. Where'd you get that? Is that the original? That's the original.

No, yeah, it's the original. His skin is stuck on the inside still. A little bit of eyelashes. There's a whole bunch of blackheads on the inside, like sticking out. There's a big face mask. Now, legend has it that there's a big Abraham Lincoln statue, WoJackie in front of your house. Yeah, it's true.

Is it true? That's true. The rumors are true. I'll be the first one to confirm it. So, Josh. Oh, go ahead, Tanner. No, no, that's fine. I just don't want to docks it because.

If you want to see it, go to the address in the description. Yeah, there's going to be an address in the description. We'll put it there. We'll put it there. And it will be his house. If there's a big A. Blinken statue, you won't miss it. along with dreams with dreams

and his car and model and his car yeah and the camels so Josh I have a question what when you watch

night at the museum did you get like a little upset which one okay there's three the first one how many are there there's three

are you stupid are you fake fan like what's your freaking problem you're out here talking about night at the museum and you don't even know there was a sequel

night at the museum night at the Smithsonian the first one what is wrong with you the first one There's three of them. First one. The first one, what would I be upset about about the night of the museum?

What were your thoughts on a lot of those characters coming to life? I thought I thought I've never seen a film as perfect. In my life. They had everything. Teddy Rose. They had the T-Rex. They had the Rosemone. The Indians.

They had the mummy. They had the cowboys. And the monkey. They had the Romans. And they had Ben Stiller, most importantly. They did have Ben Stiller. And a bunch of tiny army men as well. They did.

I said the Romans. Are you stupid? Are you not listening to the words coming out of my mouth? You invite me on your podcast. You didn't even mention the most notable guy. The stunting to start talking. Give me dumb, dumb, dumb, gum, gum, gum. They didn't have that guy.

Oh, they did have gum gum gum gum, that was fire. Didn't A Lincoln come to life in the... No, that's not at the Smithsonian one. Are you stupid? That's number two. You're getting your movies confused. You're out of here. Chat, okay.

Chat. You know there's nothing. People at home. Can you, it was the second, it was night at the museum, the night at the Smithsonian. They take the planes from the aeronautics museum and they fly to the Lincoln Memorial. And Abraham Lincoln comes in a night. Did they do that? Yes. And then he says, and then he sings like a song or something.

But it's not, that's the way of, uh-huh, because that's what Albert Einstein has. That's the Albert Einstein bubbleheads. He did something else. What fucking can of worms did I open? Is this your favorite movie or something? It's one of them. It's peak. It's keynote.

It's really good. Aside from Star Wars, I feel like you're a Star Wars fan. I hate Star Wars. Can we be honest? Star Wars actually does. I never even watched Star Trek. What about the Rings? He likes One Piece.

I've seen the three. I've seen the movies. Harry Potter. Pretty good. I hate Harry Potter. Twilight. I hate Twilight. Marley and me.

Classic. Marley. I'm really. Super bad. Me neither. Super bad. Super bad. It's funny.

Okay. No, Josh, have you ever watched Click? That was the first movie I ever cried. That movie I've seen that. Okay, so speaking of S&P Live, call me Carson used to do a thing called Movie Night.

Back when he had like five subscribers on YouTube. And that was everyone in this Discord would go into a colony and watch Click. And that was the only movie we had to go for Movie Night. Yeah, I like the part where he farts in that person's mouth. And then he's like, why does my salad taste like shit? That's true. Remember when the dog has adult relations with the stuff animal?

And I would laugh because that's like, that's so weird, you know? I would laugh. It's pretty out there. I would laugh. When, uh, when, when Ben Stiller, I mean, Adam Sandler was. What about Ben Stiller?

Sorry, no, I miss up. Ben Stiller for a minute. He was in Zoolander. Have you seen what has Ben Stiller? Remember that movie where where where where we're Don't mess with the fuckers. Or blackface?

Remember that one? No, the one where it's like It's a secret life of Walter Smitty. That movie sucks. And he took a pic, he takes pictures. John, that was a movie where Jack Black is tied down by a bunch of little people. Oh, that's over his trip. That's Gulliver's travels.

Don't forget Alfred Morris. No, we're talking about the movie where the guy is to replace the little figure with another figure and then the giant bulls. older comes down? No, that's Tony Stark. Shadow of the Temple. No, that's Temple Run. I'm thinking a Temple Run.

Yeah, that's right. Indiana Jones and the Temple Run. They should make that. I heard they added that to Fortnite. Who said that earlier? Oh, I did. They actually added a Temple Run game mode. Yeah, but they're adding,

they're making a new Indiana Jones movie. What do you guys think is going to be about? Wait, are they actually? Indiana Jones is 40. They are. They're in Indiana Jones 5. I'm not even kidding. And Harrison Ford is going to be Indiana Jones again at the ripe old age of 130.

He's 10030. He's old. Yeah, he's old. He's not going to be able to walk. Hold on. He seems like him running as a stunt double. Yeah, he's not going to be able to walk. I'm not just like a completely different person.

That looks nothing like Harrison Ford. It's like this middle-aged man with like silky black hair. It's Eddie Murphy. He has a stand-up special every 10 minutes. He does a family guy cut away every 10 minutes of the. film. Oh, he's actually, it's true. In theaters, June

2023. That's pretty cool. Why can't it be in theaters now? Yeah, that's a problem. Josh, I feel like you have a really good Seth Rogen laugh impression. No, I don't. He's 79.

Can you try it? He goes, he goes, I actually have a really good one if you guys don't hear it. Yeah, I want to hear it. Sure. It's literally what he sounds like. When James Freckle.

I watch the Chippendale movie. I watched the Chippendale movie, right? And I heard Seth Rogen in it, I instantly turned it off. Why? That movie sucks. What was that movie? All Tribe likes it. It sucks.

It has a bunch of references. It has a bunch of inside jokes in it. And they have a bunch of unfunny comedians voicing all the characters, and it's literally unwatchable. Who's the most unfuny comedian in that film? Harrison Forbes. Harrison Forbes is a funny. Probably the guy who played Kramer.

In Seinfeld? Was his name Seinfeld? No, his name was Kramer. Oh. His name was, yeah. And he did this thing at this place called the laugh factor.

I don't know if you. Oh, I heard about it. This kind of did break the internet. That wasn't very funny. No, it wasn't funny. It wasn't viral. It was just, it certainly wasn't viral. Certainly did not break.

It broke the internet. Yeah, but not in the right way. But not it, but like in a Kim Kardashian. Not in a positive way. Cosmo Kramer. In a, you know, live action fairly odd parents movie way.

I can't believe that was a good movie that would be real for you. That was that was I forgot what happened. He didn't want to grow up he was Drake

and so he was Drake Bell and then he got arrested after having a successful music career in Mexico. Dude that's one of the craziest stories that ever happened. Didn't he like go broke or something? I don't know I don't care.

He went to he went and became a star in Mexico and then like all I know is that is that Josh from Drake and John Gosh, hangs out with David Doberk, which is awesome. He does. He's a big TikToker.

He's so dreamy. No, dream's dreamy. Yeah, dream. I don't know what he looks like. Actually, yes, I do. Not a lot of people know this, but we are responsible for the reason why Club Penguin had those dream pictures of like dream saying stupid shit on Club Penguin. Did you ever see those pictures on Twitter before? Josh.

I don't have Twitter. You don't have Twitter? No. Thank God. God bless you. How did you get verified? Answer that right now. I have riddle my face.

I applied for verification and then 10 minutes later I was verified on Twitter. Can I get it? I feel like I could get it. You're a liar. I think I know why. There's like this guy from TikTok who did a bunch of stupid music or something called like Josh 685 or something. And it's spelled the same way. And so as my evidence for why I should get verified, I type Josh in Google Trends.

And then I sent them that and then I got verified. Okay. I'm going to do that. Did you have documentation? Okay. I sent the Google, a screenshot of Google. Trends. Wait, what is the

Google Trends right now looking like? I forgot about that website. Everyone looks up their own name to see a thing to get their phone. Honestly,

I want to see if I'm breaking it. Yeah, so I, you know, it was all me. That's actually crazy. I didn't co-stop for success of someone.

Oh my God. What in the hell? What does your graph look like? Just like a little Josh right now. Here's at home we're doing, stop. We're doing. Wait,

Josh is popular as fucker now. Yeah, Because there's a guy who makes music who uses the same name. And so I was like, all right. I guess I'm verified now. There you go. I think I'm going to do the same thing. Can I change my name?

Now I can talk down to people. You used the Google Trends screenshot to like tell people that you should be verified? What? Use Google Trends. You just took a screenshot? Yeah, I took a link or sent a screenshot or something to Google Trends. I'm like, yeah, I'm literally famous. Don't they all look the same or it's just like up, up, down, up, down, up, down, down, down.

I don't know. I don't care. I've never used Google Trends before. I don't know either. I just looked at All Tribe got verified. He said he sent Google Trends and I was like, okay, easy.

And it was. Okay, wait, viewers at home, try that. Nick. Yeah, try getting verified on Twitter. Nick, aren't you verified on Twitter? I'm shadow banned on Twitter. Oh, yeah, that's what. The complete opposite.

My entire account is just marked NSFW. You did actually threaten the president of the United States. Because I don't know why I didn't get banned. I impersonated Mitch McConnell I impersonated Donald Trump And I got banned I think Mitch McConnell is like less important So I think that's the most important

I highly doubt that He was important enough for it to send notifications That Mitch McConnell tweeted to a bunch of people Who didn't follow me Does he like pistachio ice cream Like Joe Biden does though Joe Biden likes chocolate chocolate chip You fake fans

Fuck okay Wait out of all the presidents Who's like the worst in your opinion Who's the worst? Woodrow Wilson, easy. He didn't do anything. All he did was like talk about baseball. He did a lot of things. No, he didn't. He screened, he screened a KKK movie in the White House and said this is literally the best movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

No way. He literally brought the clan back. He broke the internet. He broke the internet. Wait, no. Who was the one who like was dying for his entire presidency? His wife had to. Garfield, President Garfield.

That's Woodrow Wilson. So, Woodrow Wilson had a stroke his last year in office, and his wife had to do everything because he was, like, barely there. Who's making these people presidents? I actually understand. He lost because Teddy Roosevelt decided the run again, and it split the vote for the Republican ticket. And so Woodrow Wilson won in a fluke. Now, so you know the Dust Bowl? Yeah, I did that.

Yeah, I know you were in charge of it. But who was the president that made it worse? and now everybody hates. Made it worse? Herbert Hoover. Herbert didn't do anything. Yeah, he did jack shit and fuck all over there. No, the reason why the dust bowl happened was because people wouldn't do crop rotation.

And so all the nutrients and the soil got used up. So that's why I can't plan anything anymore. Josh, did you go to college? Yes, I have a degree in history. Oh, yeah, I was about to say. That's why I'm asking him to be knowledgeable about what presidents did one way. Tell me something awesome that happened in 1921. 1921?

movies were happening. That's the Roaring 20s. The Roaring 20s. Yeah, Roaring 20s. The Triangle Surveys Factory happens. I guess the Spanish flu ended not that long before. Yep.

That's pretty as a vibe. All right. Now, do you mainly specialize in American history? Yeah, but like a specific part of American history. 1865 and beyond? No. Before? 2001 and below.

All right, so who are Lewis and Clark and what did they do? Lewis and Clark, the Lewis and Clark expedition funded by Thomas Jefferson. What? Oh, my God. That was funded by him. All the way to the, all the way to the Pacific. Yeah, that was his whole thing. That's the whole thing he wanted to do.

He thought that Thomas Jefferson thought there were still, still woolly mammets, and he wanted to find them. So he sent Lewis and Park out. Back in the day, we were kind of gullible about shit, man. They thought Moly Manish was saying. Talk to me about the air. They thought we were heliocentric. That's a big word of my day.

That was a couple hundred years before that. But whatever. Yeah. Oh, Josh. We are heliocentric. Josh, here's your pop quiz. How many miles across the sea of the Mayflower travel? I don't do math.

I'm not a math guy. You should probably retire. Wait, no. What do you think about the current public transportation epidemic in the America is right now? The public transportation epidemic? Too many trains? Everyone's catching trains?

Like, what are you talking about? Like, there's not enough trains. There's not enough gas. To where? Where would the trains go? No, like people are saying we should have public transport instead of all these roads and cars. Where? And what parts of the country?

The parts of the country where people live like 50 miles between each other and there's nobody to maintain the infrastructure or just in the cities along the coast. It's a little bit more complicated than you're making it out, but you're also three years old. So I can't expect that much more. I watched a video on it today. You watch the video on it? You watch infographics. You like infographics? You're like funny YouTubers.

You ask a history major, how we should travel better. Don't talk about history major. I don't know why you're asking me. High speed rail. That's what he's talking about. He's talking about high speed rails that you'd see in like Japan or something like that. Or China. That's what it is in China.

You know how they're having those. They're investing into the... Well, Tesla is actually burrowing holes under the ground for some reason. For Tesla's only. Which is pretty strange. doing that. Why did you make it sound so silly? Well, Tesla's actually burrowing holes in the ground.

They're under the major cities. You're like a dad that got pissed off. California's trying to build a hyper whatever. And it's like three times over budget right now or something. It's kind of a close thing done. Did you hear about that gold deposit that was found in Uganda? It's like $13 trillion worth of gold. Yeah.

Yeah, you're going to go get that for yourself. You're going to go dig that out in front of all the good people. I'm going to go with your shovel and pale and dig that one up. Isn't that going to, like, ruin the economy of the entire world? No, it's going to make the country. They're not going to, dude, I don't think Uganda has the infrastructure to extract all that gold. I don't think it's going to crash the world economy. It's just going to keep it there, man.

Someone else is going to dig it up, surely. Maybe, maybe China, but that's like the only people I can think of who do it. Why wouldn't we do it? Why don't we do it? Why don't we record it? Let's vlog it. Because we have the favorite. I'll go do it right now.

That's actually IRL stream it. Let's go. Let's go get our backpacks. Let's go and get it. Digging up the $13 trillion. We'll make it into an OTK video. We'll get Schlad on board. For real, for real.

Oh. He loves money. He loves money. Slat really. We can have mobile moves right at the right at the entrance. Uganda and mogul moves. Mogal money.

Mogul money ex-O-TK. X. Group chat. Ex-Uganda. X. And then we can set up a room where it's all gold and we can plop train wrecks right in there and he can gamble inside that. gambling the Ugandan

gold away. That could be aster beast. Wait, wait, Mr. Beast, wait, wait, wait,

let's have Mr. Beast, like, give away Uganda to a lucky subscriber. And we don't even X- 100-1 million

and I'm going to give it to one lucky subscriber. Y'all got to do this subscribe. Whoever has, like, the golden stupid fucking ticket of a feastable's bar

gets like a $13 trillion dollars with the golden you guys. I have a serious question, though. I have a really serious question. So, okay,

so do you guys know the right brothers? Yeah. Okay. Now, what do you think their reaction? What do you think their snap reaction would be to 9-11? Oh, man. Honestly, I'd ask them to, I would, I would, I would ask them to apologize. Yeah.

First of all. And then second of all, I would do nothing else because I just want an apology. What do you think they would do with the Hindenberg? Hindenberg? Well, that's a, that's a Zeppelin. Well, yeah, it wasn't a plane. That's still. No, it's not a blimp.

Oh, my God. Dude, this guy doesn't know anything. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Zeppelin's in blimps are not the same thing. Zeppelin is a, it's metal frame. You have big canisters of, of, of, of, not helium. Hydrogen. Hydrogen.

End of the thing. And that's why it exploded. That's why the Hindenburg exploded is because of hydrogen. Josh, I think it would be fucking hysterical to watch you teach a class and get flustered and pissed off every time one of your students, like, getting something wrong about. It would be so funny to watch you teach a class and then hit a kid. You did not just ask that. Stop talking.

Stop talking. That Hindenberg had. I feel like I just like Josh in a whiteboard. I should be getting mad. I should be getting mad at Grunk because he literally just got out of history class. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's true.

Everything. Everything. I didn't get anything wrong. So fucking. You ask what happened? What we should? I think about like, yeah. That was cringe.

That's crazy. It's the longest river in the world, grunk. Stop getting your opinions from infographic show. The Nile River? Yeah. Wait, in the world? Yeah, Nile River. The Mississippi River.

I forget what. Lake Superior is the longest. Okay, Josh. Mississippi is the longest in America. The Missouri, no, the Missouri is the longest in America. In Mississippi. You're going to talk about in the world. No, Missouri.

Wait, in the world, it's Amazon River. I don't care. Who cares? Who's benefiting from knowing what the longest? with the eBay River. Josh, I ask me a history question. I'm curious. I'm curious if I know it.

Okay, what? Ask me a history question. I'm not asking you any questions. This podcast sucks, dude. We are like doing a quiz. You're not asking me. I'm the guest. You ask me questions.

I'm not asking you anything wrong. We've been asking you questions. What do you think about 9-11? Are you a fan? I think about, I think it was a tragedy, and I honestly can't believe George W. Bush got away with it. I can't believe he did that. Never forget.

Yeah, never forget. Okay, wait, Josh, well, you think Playboy Cardi's first moves in office? I literally have no idea who that is. Okay, how about the Jonas Brothers? Okay, honestly, they make... I rarely say, like, if someone's like a musician, and I don't like their music, I won't call it music.

The Jonas Brothers make music. What about the Naked Brothers band? Oh, my God. Whoa. Oh, my God. I think that's the first time he's ever been... Remember their hit song? I don't want to go to school.

That's like, that's a vibe. You remember how their bed would lift up and the drum set was underneath? Yes. Do you guys not remember this? No, I don't know. That was back when I used to think that every major like music label

had like a Gustavo, like a real life, just like a Gustavo at a desk. They do. I have a Gustavo. You do have a Gustavo. His name is, his name is, he's the manager of the TV. It's Hugo Boss.

It's not Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss manages your channel. That's why you guys wear their stuff so much. Who's the manager? Who's the manager? What's his name? Young Jeff. No, wait, no.

Can we tag Young Jeff and ask him? Young Jeff's not the manager. No, he's the PR guy. So for the YouTube viewers at home, everybody comment Young Jeff in the comments. That would be really funny. His Google trends are about to go bananas. Let's get them verified on Twitter.

Let's just help him. with a beard and he had a hat on. Okay, well, even if it is Young Jeff, can we all tag him on Twitter and ask him how many likes it would take from to change his nickname on Twitter to Hugo Boss for the... Yeah, just add first, Young Jeff.

Yeah, yeah. Young Jeff, how... How many likes to change your name to Hugo Boss? Okay, delete that. So anyway, this podcast is a... Is a sponsored by GamerSups. that use code group 10% off your purchase.

You get a free Josh. Every purchase of gamer subs, you get. GamerSubs stuff. I only want Guacamole a gamer fart. Yeah. You want to walka moly gamer fart. Josh, I can't have my,

I can't have gamer subs too much because I take drug. So you can have it. Oh, I got you. I got you. He does take opium and fentanyl at the same time. He does. And fentanyl isn't opioids, so he's just taking more.

So more opioid. Yeah. I was just recommended not to take anything too. you like, is it, does Cambertsups have caffeine? I don't remember. Yeah, there's a whole point of it. It's caffeine, dude.

Oh, my God. We got to restart this whole fucking podcast, man. So I just don't remember this. Look at this. Caffe free. Caffe free. Sour apple. Take it to do sour apple.

Where's mine? That's why I was getting confused. I didn't get sour apple. Do you just eat the powder out of the can? I can. You actually get some fun. Lick your finger, dip it in, lick it off. No, I'm not talking dipping.

sucking like shoveling. Yeah, you can shovel in your mouth. I did that before. Like a sand at a beach. Yeah, like a big shovel. Yeah, I'm sure you could. Josh, do you want to eat sand? Do I eat crayons?

Not, but I ate a quarter one time. That's pretty fire. Is that right? My brother ate a light bulb. She went the one top of you. Top top. No way he did that. Your brother ate a light bulb?

Yep, he had to get his stomach pumped and shoved down his throat. Prove it. Do you want the x-ray picture? My mom has on her Facebook. He swallowed the light bulb? Yeah, it was one of those little Christmas light bulbs When right down the film really easy

He was so young You can't shit that out No, it's made It has like mercury and shit in his glass Tell him the man up I'm gonna grow up for the rest of his life I'll make sure next time you each one to let him know What?

Okay guys it's been an hour It is an hour in five I do believe I don't watch your podcast I don't know what that means Yeah no it's all right That means our podcast are an hour in six minutes long.

That means we're halfway done. We are halfway done. We have another hour to do. So that means we're going to get an all drive on for this second half. And then you guys will be to swap you now. You guys will have a debate on whether 9-11 was cooler or the triangle shirt waste factory was. Who could forget the triangle shirt waste factory fire? I was the one who locked.

I was the one who locked all the doors. You did lock the doors in order to get productions. Listen, I don't want to. I don't want them stealing material. What's the triangle waist? The triangle shirt waste fire was a fire in the, I think the late 19th century where a bunch of women were working in a clothing factory. Oh my God, that's what that was? Fire started and they couldn't get out.

They all died because they locked the doors. The doors were all locked on the outside. So they would keep working. No, not show that they would keep working. You're so, you're what this is, ladies gentlemen, this is called Miss. information. It's called, I don't want them stealing from the factory, okay? So I'm going to lock all the doors. And also there's no fire escapes. And also there's only one working elevator. And wasn't there a hose that didn't work either? Like, I'm pretty much. There's a lot of things that went wrong. My school. My school told me. Oh, sorry. I was just going to ask, is that like why they have like,

fire escapes? Yes. Is that why is that where that trend came? And also why doors always open from the from the inside and places like that. that, you know, so that, so that, you know, you don't die in a fire. Well, did you ever hear about those women that were working with like little tiny bits of uranium to like make jewelry and stuff like that? Because at the time, it wasn't uranium. It's radium. It's radium. Radium for glow and the dark items, like glow and the dark clocks. They did.

And they all like died. Well, what happens is is that radium is very similar to calcium. And so it goes into your bones like calcium would. but it's not calcium, so people's jaws started falling off and stuff like that. It is kind of cool.

Like this. They would do that, they would do that in their jaw would like fall all the way. I'm like, yeah. All right. Yeah,

I heard stories of that. Yeah, shout out. Shout out to Radio. Shout out to the Triangle. GamerSups. No, for real.

Shirtways fire factory. Yeah, shout out to the factory. Fire. Yeah, what do we talk about this podcast? as we're wrapping up. I believe, like, national tragedies.

We went from a lot of dream topics to national tragedies. To real world problems. That is what our podcast is about. You know what the biggest national tragedy is? How there hasn't been a new Minecraft Man Hunt episode for months. I think they're done. That's what I'm saying.

They're done? I think so. That was the last upload dream did. I'm waiting. No, he made another one. He made another one. He made another one, but it flopped. It fell off.

Yeah, they're all flopping now. It got 200K views in, four days. I'm just saying if Dream has one fan, I'm one of them. And if he has zero, I'm dead.

I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead. It's actually real. Scal. His last video has 10 million views and that was two months ago.

That's bad. That's really bad. For what he has, it's like not the best. Who am I? You know nothing about the industry. Yeah, no, I got to stop.

Want to wrap us up, Nick? I think we're wrapping us. Oh, I would love to wrap us up with a nice little bow. All right. Wait, wait, we have to leave. Let's leave.

Leave the chatters, the viewers with a hypothetical before. Yeah, they liked the little thought process going on. All right, so you want me to do it? No. I guess if you could think of a good one. A good hypothetical? Well, it was going to be about S&P Live, too, the one that's like coming out or the reunion. Yeah, it's coming.

Yeah, it is coming. Did you say that it was like pay, you could pay to get in? Yeah. So Isaac, what's your PayPal? So if voiceover P came up to do with a podcast from ad spot for the S&B Pee Live reunion coming. March 10th, 2023.

That's Mario, by the way. That's March 10th. Mario Day. All of your favorite streamers will be there. Expect a very Wahoo surprise. See what you did.

A very one-up guess. I'll give a hypothetical. Okay. Okay. Maybe not a hypothetical. Maybe some food for thought. If the Malaysian Airlines flight

that disappeared when it was like 2016? Yeah. It was actually last week. I don't think it really matters when it happened. Well, it just was specific that one that went away. Yeah, we know that one. I want to know, first of all, what happened, what people think. No, I want to know where it is right now.

Yeah, seriously. I think they just all got off the plane and went home. He just answered it. Wait, what? In the other version? Wait, you just solved it. Never mind. Well, here's another, here's another question.

All right. I can't say that. Never mind. Okay, I'll give a real one. What if the Bermuda Triangle was a square? Okay. I was about to say something about the Bermuda Triangle. I can just keep going with this podcast.

Josh, what do you think about the hoax of the Bermuda Triangle? The what? Yeah. Actually, though, like Bermuda Triangle. Is it real or fake? It's like, it's like three islands that make a triangle. Yeah, but like what about all the disappearances that have? happen in it inside of the triangle.

It's a huge part of the ocean where nobody knows what's going on there. And isn't it like also the most turbulent like area? I don't know. Why do I look like a like a native navigator? What do I look like a seaman? I think it's a bunch. It's like a weird

electromagnetic like thing. Josh, I think it's where Cthulhu lives actually. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It's true. We'll spawn there one day. Don't say his name without, you know, giving one up. Or else what come? Okay, for the people at home, can we

Do a layup on Cthilloo's name? Yeah, I will. All right. Leave me a bee. What do you think what happened if Joe Biden flew over the Bermuda Triangle?

He installed it. You guys so much for us this group chat podcast, episode 14. I think he'd find all the ships. He would solve the enchanted riddle,

the Amber Hurd riddle. Yeah. Do you think the White House has a bow with propellers that flies up to the air? Okay, imagine this. Imagine this.

Imagine this. Imagine this. Imagine this. Okay. Air Force 1. Joe Biden Big Time Rush and BTS all in the plane

Go to the Bermuda Triangle What happens Okay Somebody's That is the hypothetical Nobody saw this I'm no Biden I'm no Biden's husband

There you go Everybody use code group for 10% off We are wrapping up One billion For gamers stuff For gamers stuff Thank you If you had to describe America

One word What would it be? If you're listening He was remembering. He was reminiscing about going in the Himalayas with Chairman Xi Jinping while he was vice president. It was a very important time in his life. I don't appreciate your negative tone.

Do you not know who Zing-G-G-Ping is? My fault. What? I think I'm going to ask gamers up so we can have our code change to dream instead. That's not true. That'd be a happy accident. That would be fucking crazy.

That would be like the best hijack of 2022. That would. That'd be a legitness. Let's wrap it up. Dead big gamer sucks. All right. They were wrapping it up. Thank you, Josh.

We got a brofist. We got a brofist. We got a brofist. Wait, we have to brofist it. Let's brofist it out, guys. We got a brofest. All right. We'll see you guys later.

Bye, see you guys.