The Group Chat - #151 - The Way You Look Tonight..😍😍
Episode Date: March 13, 2026Sad to report the news of our 2 fellow soldiers Grunk And Isaac.. They could not make it on today's episode but no worries because the rest of the boys are still here for their weekly schedule program...ing... Softwilly has a cortisol spike due to having to read 25 pages of a book in a week (he still couldn't do it), Larry yaps way too much and Tanner is only here because he has a good thumbnail looking face.. ENJOY!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast.
We have a unique trio here.
I don't think we've ever done.
Only us.
Only us.
This is top three.
Interesting.
Yeah, the Olympians.
So currently we're missing Isaiah Matthew Williams Y, legal government name.
You can look them up.
And also, grunklyon, Xavier is also missing.
Now, it's kind of funny what is happening right now because we usually record these on a Wednesday.
It is currently a Tuesday and this was at the suggestion of Grunk, all right?
Now, Grunk yesterday was like, hey, guys, can we record this on a Tuesday?
And we're like, you know what?
Sure.
Why not?
So we're like, okay, Tuesday it is.
So now it's Tuesday.
And I think about four hours ago, three hours ago, grunk hit us up.
on the group chat and was like
yo super
last minute
out of the blue
change of plans
I might be doing shrooms
okay
damn okay
and so I replied with like
whoa
what did I say
I was really
I was just like whoa
holy shit
what a like
what a way to change the plans
but like
I'm not
I'm not even like
I'm not even like
I'm
I'm not at all about the way, like, mad or disappointed or anything like that.
It is just like, like that of, uh, what is it?
Just like, guys, I can't.
I'm about to take shrooms like, oh, we look, to give the audience a little context,
I've had my fair share of gripes about planning and having scheduling.
Yeah, Nick, Nick hates the plan changes.
Dude, it's because like if we're saying we're recording at a certain time and then we change it.
And it's like too much changing ends up making someone miss.
Right.
Possibly miss a recording something.
It also sucks to, sorry to interrupt you there.
It sucks to have things planned out.
And then it just changes last minute.
So then everything else you planned around that now has to either change or stay the same
or you have to miss out on something.
Something has to give.
Coordinating with five people is hard.
Right.
So like, and then for the audience, they're probably like, oh, dude, you guys just have to meet.
Dude, we're all doing different things.
So it's like trying to have like at least a certain time blocked out.
So when I woke up, I remember when Grun goes like, do you guys want to do Tuesday?
And my thought process was, yeah, I guess we can do Tuesday.
Why not?
Fuck it.
Because, you know, Isaac's gone.
Larry is about to go for a little bit.
And so when he said Tuesday, I was like, all right, but then I woke up this morning.
So, guys, I might miss.
I'll read it out.
I read it out.
And I was like, he said, guys, universal plans have arisen from thin air.
I don't think I can make it to request.
recordings today. I think I'm doing shrooms today with an emoji that goes, oh. And then I said, holy change of plans with a little sob emoji. And then he replies with that with, what are you doing right now?
It's God. It's always reviewing a video, but it was just so funny. Dude, he, um, oh man, it's for, dude, part of our lives and like the, our dynamic and the way that we work reminds me of like a really,
We're like a sitcom.
We're like a show because we've been watching a lot of really random-ass shows.
I've been watching The Office.
I know Tanner and Isaac have been watching Arrested Development.
Maybe not now, but I know you guys have been watching it.
And those fucking people are, they're, what we live and what we do and how we act and all that shit is kind of like that.
Where not as dramatic as that, but like, what the fuck?
Like, dude.
Dude.
And I hope it goes okay with him.
I do get scared with the fact that we've been having these very
transcendential conversations with this book.
And now he's about to enter the realm.
And he,
Grumk's about to get stuck in his brain.
There was a long-running joke because like a few years ago,
Grunke was like, I want to take mushrooms like on a mountain.
And we kept telling him you're going to jump off the mountain and die.
Yeah, you're going to jump off the mountain and then you're going to die.
What are you drinking there?
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Yeah, make sure you pat yourself down.
Make sure you're doing it.
Check yourself, paint your cheek.
Do all that.
I'm looking at this audio waveform and it reminds me of this movie that's coming out soon, 824 horror movie about audio.
Nope, nope.
Well, that's actually coming out too.
Damn, I forgot about that.
What do you mean the horror movie about audio?
It's, I'm not kidding to you.
It's like, I don't really know the plot of it, but it's very audio-centric.
There's a lot of sound design.
I like movies like that.
I like any entertainment that's like that, like anime, like, um, Fire Force.
I always go back to this, bro.
Okay, I'm just saying, man.
Fire Force is fucking sick.
Yeah, Fire Force.
Don't they use, don't they use like a sound effect that's like really random?
You know what talking about?
I just know, I just know that their explosions are fucking sick.
Yeah, dude.
I'm going to think you've got one sound that goes like,
and it's like really base.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the one.
Anyway, Isaac is currently sunbathing right now at the beach.
Tanner's here.
Grunk is doing shrooms.
Yeah.
Larry's here and I'm here.
So.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
That's what we got going on right now, ATM.
Now, I happen to believe that I'm the only person in this trio.
who has read of the book.
You're the only one who continues to.
The only one who cares.
Tanner and I,
for the listeners at home,
Tanner and I,
we both went out and got sushi,
and we both ended up just bitching about the fact
of like we dread coming on this podcast
with grunks in like,
did you read this week?
Did you do you reading today?
Did you do you reading this week?
We have a group chat with all of us
and like I'll just be sending a meme or something
and then I'll be like,
Willie,
did you read?
And I ignore him.
And then like a few hours later,
Nick,
did you read and I ignore him again
so it's like
dude no I didn't fucking read
shut up boss it's like your boss
checking in on you dude grunk changes times
of everything he makes us read books
like what's going on here yes dude
little shit little shit ass fuck
I'm sure you're saying
you guys
you guys too far
too far
no I know what he'd say
he'd say Willie was your idea for the book club
it was your idea Willie
you wanted to do it you sound as a
I don't remember
you were
Pro Book Club, though.
You wanted that.
I was pro book club, but yeah.
I was the only one that didn't say anything about it because I
Loki did not want to read.
Well, when you don't say anything, then it's a
You have to go to flow.
Okay, let's not narrate the past year.
When we were rolling for those books,
we fucking did it like six different times
because we didn't like the books that were happening.
That's right.
We didn't like pick a book that like everyone was happy with.
No, we just kept rolling into,
well then why did we stop at if we were,
if we rolled that previous books,
Why did we stop at it?
Do you remember when we rolled it?
And then I'm pretty sure, I mean, it's on camera.
It was like, pretty sure when we rolled it,
Grunk was like he didn't fuck with it or something.
No, not that book.
No, too boring.
I'm like, why are they even on this list if they're too boring?
They're on the list because they were selected at random from the emails that we got.
Fans suggested books and we picked out a few of them.
And then I believe we had a few from Grunk's catalog.
And then we just spun the wheel.
I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
But I know that the book that we have,
I'm pretty sure it came from a fan that with someone's, yeah, they suggested it.
It's about the dreams and all that stuff.
Which, by the way, right now, the book is kind of fucking, I'm not going to get too far into it because I do want the other guys to also have an input.
But I was talking about it in the group chat a little bit, very tiny bit.
I didn't really spoil anything.
But it was about, there's a segment where the guy talks about this girl's dreams.
And it's this little eight-year-old girl.
And apparently she had these very weird, vivid dreams where she's,
like it was like a snake eating a mouse and then it was like transforming into something else
and then it was about someone getting shot and then birds coming out and it was like all like this
eight year old little girl supposedly having all these dreams that grunk is experiencing that right now
dude yeah yeah he's he's watching his nails grow into snows and then they're slugging across
his like veins and then they're picking up on it and he's chewing on it he's immortalized
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Dude, like, whatever reminds me of,
you both and everyone listening
should look up the Holy Mountain.
It's a movie. It's really trippy
and weird. We're fucking homework, dude.
It's always homework. Whatever.
If I were to say, if I were to say, go look at the Willie video that's coming out.
Would you say that's homework?
Oh, there we go.
By the time this podcast drops, it's already out for three days.
Like, yeah, you guys are going to see my live reaction with my video drops because.
Is that happening in 10 minutes?
Yeah.
Oh.
Stopping in 10 minutes as we're talking about this.
Excuse me.
But, dude, look, Tanner and I, we've decided, dude, fuck reading.
Fuck reading books that are like,
Weird.
We're just going to go back to the basics.
We're going to read a real book.
We're going to read a real book.
We're already on chapter three.
Tanner's on chapter four.
It's Captain Underpants.
Yeah.
It's in full color too.
So it's just like there's a lot more to offer in it.
It's really nice.
So I'm not in that club.
So yeah,
I got to tell me what's going on with that world.
I forgot the two main characters.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's George and Harold.
It's George and Harold.
I forgot the two main characters.
They say their names on the first page
George and Harold
They're good kids
They don't really start much shit
And they do start shit
They're always trouble making
Nick
Did you even read this fucking bug dude
What are you doing
What are you talking about
You can't even recap that underpass
They're nice boys
But they also cause trouble
Two boys
They don't do anything
They're not heroic
They're walking
They're walking past a sign
And it said
pick our roses and they change it to pick our noses pick our noses so they're always like
trouble makers that's true okay that's true i'm on that page okay look chapter one happened pretty
quickly i think chapter one was like three pages i think that's why um which page has like six
sentences on it yeah dude chapter two they
and i had somebody read it to me
i'm on the same youtube i was lying in bed kicking my feet up listening to the
Captain Underpants audio book.
Dude, I watched it in two times speed.
Oh, man.
Dude, no.
I went on the Captain Underpants Wiki to like look up some more lore.
And it, before I went in, it said, are you an adult or a child?
And I didn't want to put it in.
I was like, I don't know.
Just exit it out.
Like, oh, don't ask me that, please.
It's embarrassing.
Yeah, so yeah, we're reading about this.
And they're currently the page that I'm looking at, they're drawing.
And I remember Timmy the Talking Toilet.
Timmy the Talking Toilet.
Yeah, he's the Talking Toilet.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yep.
Fuck yeah.
Timmy Talking Toilet.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I didn't get too far.
I'm still on Chapter 3 myself.
But they drew, you know, the adventures of Captain Underpants.
And, yeah, it's a good book so far.
Good read.
Okay.
Which Captain Underpants is actually based off of their principal, principal crupp.
Oh, there we go.
lore.
There's some lore building up already.
Yeah, baby.
So what is like the takeaway you guys are getting so far from chapter three,
or like the three chapters that you guys have read too?
It really opens up to like your childlike wonder how you can create anything you want.
You know, they wrote like hundreds and hundreds of comic books just in their tree house
and they're just having a good time doing it all about friendship.
I was when I was a kid and I used to have like action figures and I used to make them like fight and shit.
Yeah. Okay.
And it actually correlates to Carl Jung's book, you know.
How so?
Because they actually use hypnosis to transform Captain Underpants into Captain Underpants.
Oh, and he talked about hypnosis with his patience.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He put him under hypnosis.
So he thinks his Captain Underpants and he's a superhero in real life world.
Oh.
So unconsciously he's a hero, but then whenever he's conscious, he's like not it anymore.
but he's still there behind that
like wall
he's still there wow
Captain Underpants has a he's got a common
saying every single time he flies
he says trala la la
tra la la
like that
unforgettable
unforgettable
unique and magnificent
unique and perfect
oh real quick
this is just
I just want to throw this out
because I want to get out of my phone
in my system
I was walking the treadmill today
and I was watching
like the little TV that they have up
and okay
the story itself
it's pretty like it's sad
it was a rapport on this guy
who was taking photos of women
in the bathroom
and you know he got arrested
and they were making a whole like
it's like a whole news development thing right
this was happening in Houston
but his name
is Sir Auntie Pleasant
and that's S-E-R
Auntie Pleasant
and he's 25
and
Yeah, and it was like, it was like the most serious shit ever, and I was watching it.
I was like, oh my God, that's fucking horrible.
And then his mugshot came up and his name popped up.
Sir, Auntie Pleasant was his name.
And I had to note it down.
And that's, that is all.
I mean, there's nothing else to it, but I just wanted to have that out out of my system.
It was like S-I-R-R-S-E-R-A-L-T-P-E-L-L-E-L-L-E-L-L-E-L-E-L-Lent.
25 years old
Houston
look out
look out for that
fucking guy
yeah
I see
I see another one
it says
J-E-R
like J-E-R
Anthony Pleasant
Drew Uncle Pleasant
Are the brothers
Sir and Jir
I don't know
Sir maybe his name is
Jir
no no Siri
San Antonio
San Antonio
Grindr Killer
gets 200 years
Grindr
Killer
Grindr
Christ
use the app
Grindrinder
to learn
and kill his victim.
Oh, I think he's something
like a meat grinder.
Like he was grinding up people.
Oh, no, no.
That's, that'd be crazy.
Yeah, that'd be kind of wild.
That would be crazy.
Dude, I was like, damn, San Antonio is like a really brutal killer.
Yeah, dude, give me out of Texas.
Yeah, dude, can we all agree?
Texas fucking sucks.
It sucks.
Oh, come on, guys.
Come on, yes.
Let's just move to Houston.
Houston's like, I think.
You know, I think it's, I think it's Larry's turn.
I think every four years,
every four years that we live here,
we should move to one of the group members
like family like where they live. Oh like the
like origin state. Yeah so
for this next term of the group. Jersey.
We're gonna go we can go to Jersey
and we're living in Jersey
for the next four years and then we can go to
Washington for the next four. Okay.
Okay. And then for the last four we'll go
to Isaac's Pennsylvania. PA
the big paw. Oh my god, what about
Grunk? Virginia. Yeah. Yeah. It's all
dude you guys were all neighboring man.
You Isaac and Grunk all over there
and your little huddle bubble.
Yeah, you guys were in a little
one hour away, I think.
Yeah, baby.
It's like, damn, that's crazy,
because that's closer to then,
that's closer from here to the Houston.
Houston, here to Houston is like three hours.
Here to Dallas is like three hours.
I'm pretty sure like four and a half.
Three hours.
Two and a half, yeah.
That's wild.
Dude, in the time that it takes for you
to get from here to Houston,
you can like go from top to bottom of New Jersey.
That's crazy.
I'm pretty sure it takes about three hours
to get from top to bottom.
Damn.
Three fucking hours, bro.
Small state,
bro y'all wimps dude isn't like Rhode Island like even tinier yeah Rhode Island's like a little pebble
so it's like really listen I don't know too much about Rhode Island but I don't think they got
much going on over there you know everything about Rhode Island I don't know shit why would you
even say that Peter Griffin lives there the Griffin himself what and the guy yeah dude
that's cool oh oh boy Peter Griffin lives in Rhode Island yeah is all the family guy
Basin of Rhode Island.
A whole family guy thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Quahog?
Quahawk.
Yeah.
Quahawk.
Yeah.
Rhode Island.
Located in Newport County.
Yeah.
I keep saying yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're all right.
Where are the Simpsons located?
Uh, oh, there's a lot of spring fields.
Yeah.
They could be in Jersey.
They could be.
I'm pretty sure it's Jersey.
No, I think it was in Missouri.
I think it's...
Missouri.
Missouri.
Missouri.
I'm pretty sure it's Jersey.
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They have nuclear plants and nuclear plants is all Jersey.
Oh, it just says it's located in an unspecified state.
Dude, did you realize like every green state has a Springfield?
Damn.
Well, yeah, I mean.
Pretty much majority of them do.
Like, there's no Springfield, Arizona.
Yeah, or Springfield, Nevada.
That would make any sense.
No.
Every state that has a springfields.
These are like scientists.
There are roughly 20 to over 90.
What?
How can there be over 90 if there's only
Can there be more than one town in a state?
The most populous is Springfield, Missouri.
That's where the Simpsons are.
Has to be.
Has to be.
Okay, so it's not.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Everybody hold on.
Simpson's inspiration right here.
Springfield, Oregon.
Springfield, Oregon.
Oh, it's Oregon.
Oh, my God, it's by you, bro.
Yeah, dude, I got Homer.
under me. Oh, fuck.
You have Homer under you?
I got Homer under me.
I got Homer under me.
Okay.
So Oregon, and then we got, damn, that's like two part of the coasts.
Oregon family guy or family guy Simpson.
Okay, that's cool.
That's really, really cool.
At war.
But yeah, aside from that, by the way, do you want to do a quick little update on one thing real quick.
Oh, wait, before we do that, Nick.
your shit is up now son
I know
your shit is up now son
oh fuck
okay
what's the feeling
that's going through you
right now
I have to pee
oh that's what's going on
yeah I have to pee
really fucking bad
okay
oh I forgot that was the thumbnail
do you
yep
yeah
sorry about that
for the
I mean you guys
have already
probably seen it
if you're listening
to this
but uh
yeah
a little
A little homage to the old thumbnail
For the other school video
Yeah, it's a fucking awesome
Bangor Thumbbell.
That is awesome, I love it.
It's probably one of the best thumbnails
I think I've ever made ever.
You know, I'm just the guy when it comes to thumbnails
I'll do whatever.
I'm like your prize pig.
Dude, there were some funny ones, dude.
Tanner can make his tongue look at a lily pad, bro.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Please.
Okay, I was making sure there's like nothing weird on my tongue.
Dude, it was like a paddle.
I used to like, when I was little, I used to like put mountain dew in my tongue and keep it in there like a pool.
Oh, why?
Yeah, I was a little weird all right.
Okay.
Wait, can you do that thing where you make your tongue into like a little like, uh, oh yeah, yeah.
It's like a little crunch.
No, I don't know how to do that.
Oh, I can't.
That's like different for me.
Can you do a hot dog?
Yeah, we can't do the hot dog, bro.
Dude, Isaac couldn't for a long time.
Oh, tongue tired.
I can like fold it in
That that's close
That's that's that's that's pretty much what it is
Yeah yeah yeah like that like that's pretty much like that's
You know what it reminds me of like a nacho bowl
Yeah yeah yeah yeah I know you're talking about the ones that I have like little
Little folds around it and shit
Yeah baby yeah yeah yeah I haven't upload on that main channel
It's such a long time bro
Yeah
Let's see
A YouTuber right there bad fuck
Eight months ago bro
row.
You can think of it as like a new season starting, you know?
Yeah.
A brand new season of will.
New season of will.
Speaking of which, this is what I was going to bring up earlier.
So next week, I'm going to reintroduce into my life streaming again.
Why?
Why?
Streaming again, you guys.
So part of the thought process with that was I've been working so far on,
So we've now have kind of collected a bit of a team with the group stuff.
Right now we have a few people working on different parts of the channels and whatnot.
And so as we're sort of trying to refine that process, I think it was now a time for me to kind of like step away a little bit.
Not step away completely.
But like I'm not editing the podcast anymore.
I don't know if it's evident to anyone.
But I have not been editing the podcast for a while now.
and I also haven't been editing any of the group videos.
I mean,
that's been for a longer while now.
But we have people now doing,
you know,
the podcast,
the group main channel.
Believe it or not,
the gaming as well,
but that's been a much slower process.
But given that,
I've been wanted to refocus back on my own stuff.
And like,
I haven't been online as much,
you know,
like as far as presence goes,
I haven't been posting much on Instagram,
been posting much on Twitter,
haven't posted much on anything, right? So reintroducing that into my life is going to be
very interesting, very scary, very fun because like I think for the last two to three years now,
I've been pretty much on the back end of things. And it's been great. It's been great learning stuff.
It's been awesome. But it does come to a point. And it was always my intention to eventually
come back around and basically put to uh, I keep saying this, but put belt to ass, okay,
what I've been trying to like, um, do for so long, right? So, uh, reintroducing that next week.
And it's not like, I'm not trying to do like a big rollout or anything like that. I think it's
just like a little too, uh, I don't know. It's just not, it's not really needing like a big like,
I'm not trying to be that
fucking guy
who's making
those posters
when they're making a stream
and they make those
posters where like
their faces look super fucking
like supercars in the back
and they're like
it's like GTA helicopters
with search lights
and like fucking
they're really funny
but I'm not
yeah I'm not trying to give off
that impression
I'm really going to keep
it a little bit
chill on the
I think what it is
what I'm focusing on
It's just output by Willie.
And that's been sort of the main focal point as of late.
I still got a little bit to do on that back end stuff.
But like I said, reintroducing that stuff.
Instagram.
So I was watching a video.
I was watching I Justing justing just randomly.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I Justine.
I Justine.
Old YouTuber.
She used to do like a bunch of reviews on Apple products and everything.
thing. And she had a video where she was talking about Instagram and she was saying like, like this is when Instagram came out and she was like, oh yeah, this is a cool new app where you just take photos of anything. You can put filters on. And it's like daily like she was taking photos of like literally everything like random ass condiments or a table or fucking whatever the hell. And that was a lot of Instagram back in the day where you just post a lot of photos of whatever the fuck. So.
I'm thinking of just redoing that.
I think right now the general consensus for,
not to general,
but I think there are some consensus that people feel like Instagram right now
has been a lot of story posting,
which is true.
A lot of people have been just posting on their story
and they don't post ever on their actual account.
So what I'm going to do is I'm just going to start posting
on my Instagram account and just fucking not thinking too much.
of it you know kind of keeping it free nearly-wheely as far as that goes um because overthinking
it just drives it away bro there's no there ain't no soul new overthinking i wish i could have been a
pioneer for like a brand new app and i'd be like just a superhero on it if i was the first person
dude you could have been on what was it blue ski what was the other alternative for fucking
no no no blue sky yeah yeah yeah yeah blue ski i don't remember i don't remember i don't remember
blue sky.
You could have been a pioneer, dude.
But people came back.
People came back on it.
Well, yeah, because they're just like the top dogs, dude.
Instagram's always going to be the thing.
Like, the mainstream's always going to be the thing.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess
the only app that sort of survived in a sense was Kik.
I thought Kek was going to die out way
long ago, but it's been
thriving, though.
It feels like the underground underbelly
of like streaming.
Kind of like the apocalypse
It's kind of odd
But yeah
That was just like
Introducing that kind of stuff
You know
Like I said
Be more present on that end
But it's cool
It's cool
And I'm glad now that there's like more
Chileness on the end of like the group stuff
So that I don't have to be too
Hands on or whatever the hell
We're still gonna obviously be like
I was in the midst of reviewing a video
Oh my God
My battery's low
Oh my God
It's like 5%
Oh my God, my battery's low.
I think it's about to die.
Yes, I was on my iPad reviewing it.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Not to change the object real fast,
but do you remember that tweet at one time
where it said like worst,
like horrible YouTube thumbnails?
And it was my thumb note from the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I want to see if they can submit that one too.
It's pretty much that.
It's the same thumb note that we did.
It really is, dude.
It's so funny.
It's awesome.
It's a good thumb.
I love it.
It's my favorite.
You got to tell the people your ironic use of a lot of things.
I think a lot of people take you unironically.
Dude, I don't know why.
I know why because you don't show any, like,
if I were to watch you for the first time ever,
I would think like, wow, this guy is really making these jokes and he thinks that these are.
Okay, okay, to be honest, I thought about that because,
so yesterday I went to the gym.
Yes.
And I was walking out and a guy held the door for me.
And he said, hey, man, I see you in here all the time, bro.
Keep it up.
You get those a lot.
I've noticed you get those a lot, like, from a lot of people.
I'm just there consistently at the same time.
And, like, people are just, I guess, pretty friendly.
It's the same thing with Isaac.
Isaac gets those as well.
And because he's always their own.
I don't get anything, dude.
Everybody ignores me.
I think it's just like a regular thing, dude.
If like you're really, really regular, they will eventually.
There's a guy that I see at the front desk all the time because I go in the morning.
And, uh, he's always like,
what's up and then we'll get it eventually it slowly slowly like goes from down to up you know down
you don't know someone you're like yeah and then up is it's like what's up yeah yeah so anyway anyway
so he he ends up talking to me saying like you know keep it up bro whatever and he follows me on
instagram because he just asked me for like my instagram stay in touch whatever and i thought about it i was
like this guy is going to view my story on instagram and he's about to see this
No, that is, oh my God.
Okay, dude, dude.
Oh my God, bro.
Bro, that is the boy as he can.
Dude, that is, I had that first feeling for the first time.
And I still remember it to this fucking day.
Do you guys remember when we did that first podcast in Austin in person?
Oh my God, Ible.
Ible.
When those people started following me, I actually got so scared of post.
Like it happened.
that era when we first started moving to Austin
I was so scared to post on Twitter and on Instagram
because I would only post bullshit
like don't get me wrong I still post bullshit
but like it's it's a lot more tame than what it used to be
because I used to spam I used to spam the fuck out of Twitter
because I was like no one's like
no one that I know knows my account
and also like nobody important that I was like
that I guess have respect for follows me
so I can just post bullshit and I'm anonymous
But now it's like, oh my God, this is like an actual impression people have on me.
And if I post bullshit, then it's like, on my Instagram page, for example, I have, for some reason, I just have Misty still, which is, I mean, that's chill.
I don't mind like the highlights.
I never taking that down.
And then I have a funny joke.
And it was the, a man walks into a bar, five likes for part two.
And it just goes through the entire thing.
And it's like, did a little doodle.
Fuck love.
Fuck love
Yeah
And it's like wow
This guy who comes to the gym
Every day is doing this bullshit
Okay
Is he like
Okay
It's so funny
But like no
For real like almost
Everything that I post
Is like fucking hyper ironic as shit
Like I'm
I guess like
Fucking chaotic as shit
Oh hell no
I just I'm
I guess like the humor is like
Just trying to make fun of people
Who actually think that way
Or like do that
Like
But you gotta like
there's no way
going around it
I mean even if I post bullshit like that
I would be also like under that same scope of like
damn
this is like the impression we're gonna have
let me show you another example
I commented four laughing emojis
and I wrote his face in all caps
okay
it's so bad
do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah yeah
you're you're making fun of those people
who are like just laughing emoji
laughing emoji because they spam
they're like bots like some of them are like bots
bro, they just spam the same shit over and over again.
But you got people that are commenting like love it so funny with like clapping emoji and shit.
Yeah, yeah, love it with the capital L exclamation point at the very end and it's like a heart or something like that or like a fire emoji.
Yeah, it's just showing like false support, I suppose.
Like I don't know.
I just find it funny of like trying to be like nice, but you just don't really give a fuck.
I'm not going to say something that's mean.
I'd actually rather like say something that's kind of like I don't want to say something that's mean.
But I'll be like, oh, ha, ha, ha.
It's like not funny at all.
I'm like, what if that's actually how you are?
Yeah.
You see the backlash it gets so you play it off.
Ah.
What if you're just aware?
Maybe you're all, maybe you're conscious.
There it isn't at all.
It's all there, but your conscious is actually like portraying something else because it's scared
tidying it.
Dude, I need fucking shrooms right now.
Dude, yeah, you need a lot of shrooms.
I need to figure this out.
I am too, bro.
I want to break my mind right now, like really fucking bad.
But I want to wait.
I actually told.
I give myself a rule, by the way, in life.
And it's that I am not going to take any life altering psychedelics
until I'm like 25 or after.
And I'm also not going to do one of the,
like I'm not going to be doing that shit in like a fucking random ass house or
or some bedroom or whatever the fuck.
Oh, Benny.
Oh, you're a little of Troy.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's made himself a nice little bed on my.
I'll probably take mushrooms and like LSD when I'm 50.
Like I got nothing to lose type shit
Why would you do so late to the game?
I guess I mean
You probably have so many things
Then I'm gonna be like awakened, I don't know
Yeah
I'll live to like 140
So that would be pretty sweet
Okay
Fair enough
For real dude
I'll be for real
Drugs are not for me man
That's completely fine
That's completely fine
I'm scared of them low key
Like I'm scared that if I were to try
Psychedelic I would get into
Like I would be trapped in like a box in my own mind for ever
Don't do it when you're scared
Like that's the
That's the thing
It's like I'm gonna get in the worst mental space ever
And I'm gonna do it
That is exactly how you do it
Actually take everything I just said
Throw out the window
Do it when you're really fucking scared
And afraid of the world
And afraid of yourself
Take it
It'll change your life for the better
But don't ever
We should get Isaac when he face reveals
We should get him to do a whole bunch of psychedelics
And just tweak him out
Like really fucking bad
To the point where like
The only way we can contact him
Is by poking him with a stick
And he's like in the fucking corner
Huddled love.
Dude, I watched a video on,
it's DMT, right?
Like, isn't that that one
like psychedelic, like hardcore psychedelic?
It's, uh, I think so.
I mean, DMT is taken and you see a lot of like,
those, um,
fractal visions where it's like super patterned shit.
Right.
I'm pretty sure it's, I'm pretty sure it's DMT.
I was watching a video on it.
Um, and like some people, yeah, some people were like,
Nick, you and me?
I remember when you were,
talking about like the the alcohol you know how you're like talking about how there's a there was a racer
who has like this alcohol brand or not alcohol it's like yeah it's kind of like alcohol so like
your take of like tripping would be like watching the youtube videos where like it simulates them tripping
but it's a bunch of visual effects and you're like holy shit dude well that's what i was going to get to
i was watching a fucking video talking about it and why it was like people were having all those
experiences and everything.
And dude, that's so hard to believe
that your whole world just turns into a kaleidoscope.
Like, everything around you just
becomes like, colorful, shit.
Yeah. You can spend an entire
lifetime in this, like, fake
reality. And then it's only been like two seconds
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80 years and had a wife and kids, and that's how long it fell.
And then they woke up in only like 10 minutes of past.
But we're really focused and we're really like fixed on like just the fact that like we're getting stuck on a piece of thing because it's funny.
I get it.
But I think that like when you're entering psychedelics is my personal take is that, um, I mean, I would take psychedelics as a way to have seen just like an experience.
just to be like, all right, what is this experience like?
I'm curious about it.
And let me enter it.
But let me do it under my conditions and under my terms, right?
I'm not going to do it where it's like,
if a bunch of fucking random ass people were like,
hey, dude, everybody go do this thing?
You want to join?
Uh-uh.
No.
I'm not doing that shit.
I don't think I do it with strangers.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know very well.
Would you do it with Isaac?
No.
Fuck.
Dude, Isaac is so bad to do things with brothers.
They're like,
ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh.
Who, who.
Mom's coming.
Mom took an edible for the first time.
He put on Roblox horror, like, ambience, 24 hours.
Isaac is such an asshole to do, like, anything with.
He's pretty damn evil when it comes to, yeah.
Yeah, he's pretty damn evil with it.
Yeah.
No, I, uh, uh, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, like,
I don't want to sound like a straight edge loser fuck,
but like at the same time.
You're not a loser, bro.
No, I'm not, I'm good on that freaking hardcore stuff.
You're not like how you ruin your life.
Yeah, no, I just, I think like, I'd rather be sober and in control than possibly take a psychedelic and then possibly find out that I'm of the small percentage of people that have like one of the worst trips of their entire life.
Right.
Because that would be my fucking luck.
Like I said, you already have a fear for us.
Don't go for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would never.
I think the only way I would do it is if Tanner held me down and like force force in your mouth.
And I was like, you're going to be okay.
You're going to be okay.
Yeah.
Do you guys, do you guys hear about that story where this guy took?
I can't remember if it was LSD, peyote or just one of the, like the big threes.
It was one of them.
And he was stuck as a ceiling fan watching a family grow up and grow up, go through divorce, new wife, new kids.
And he was just a ceiling fan that, after like 80 years of being a ceiling fan, it burnt out.
And then he woke up.
Dude, I, like, he gets replaced.
That's what he went up.
The biggest curiosity I have with those stories is like, do you remember it as a, as a memory?
Or do you remember like every detail from like almost all the days?
You remember every detail.
Every, like he was saying the dresses they wore, the clothes they wore, the parties they had.
Like he remembered everything that happened.
What if, what if our dreams?
It's not easy.
Dude, what if our dreams are like, low-key kind of like just trips?
Yo.
Or just past lives.
We're just past lives you've been through.
already and it's given you memories, but your conscience is in a different state.
The mind produces DMT.
Let me take off my jacket.
Because this is getting hot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God.
I haven't seen that shirt on you in a minute, dude.
That's a fire-ass shirt.
I remember that.
I remember when he got that shirt.
You wore it every day.
You went to bed with it.
You shared with it.
Erased.
Erased.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything you said.
Yes.
Yep.
Um, dude, I've been reading some comments, um, on like, oh, I think one of the biggest things that
I want to talk about really fast is the,
OC that I made in Isaac's video
and he's not here to talk about it.
Oh my God. Well then you're free to roam
baby. You're a fucking wild horse. Go ahead.
I wish I would have made an OC dude. I didn't
know the rules like that. God.
There ain't no rules. You're going to learn
something. Well, apparently there were fucking rules.
No, learn something in life. Because Isaac kicked me off the fucking
team. But look, you still broke through it.
You still broke through it. You learn one thing in life.
You know what that is? There are no rules.
Perseverance. Rules are a man-made thing.
And like every man-made thing, there's flaws
and there's ways to break it.
Dude, I was like, when, when Isaac kicked me off the team, so first and first and foremost, Bear suggested the OCs.
And I was like, okay.
It's in the video.
I'm happy with doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he suggested the OCs.
I decided to run with it.
Isaac was pissed at me because he didn't want me doing that.
Yeah.
He thought, Tanner, you were like distracted by it.
You weren't even working.
No, well, Tanner was just laughing.
Tanner muted and Deffin to start doing like, he was like, oh, I can handle like majority of this.
I can try it.
And then Tanner, like, deafens.
and we're all sitting there like not knowing what to do.
So I'm just doodling.
It's all I'm doing.
There's no direction given.
I came back and I was like, I got nothing.
Yeah.
And then I got fucking traded.
Someone said that my trade was like trading Luca Donchick to the
To the Lakers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was great.
And then we brought you in.
I was hesitant at first.
I was like,
oh, crap.
What's about to happen?
But then like,
you know what?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
That's what happens, bro.
You guys, you guys had big open arms for me and I was very proud.
I was very proud to be on that team afterwards.
The DIY team, baby.
Hey, look.
And for the, for the viewers, like, Isaac at the time was actually pissed.
He was pretty pissed off.
He was really mad because he was like, dude, this is not the way I wanted to go.
But then looking back in hindsight, he told me he's like, it honestly is better.
The video needed that kind of direction.
Yeah.
Because doing like that many voiceovers after a while would have gotten like boring.
And so, like, adding that, like, extra.
stupid layer on top of it.
Dude,
you know,
there's actually something
really important about the fact,
like how it happened
because when you think about it.
So,
I've been sort of like,
as I'm mentoring,
again,
my whole,
my whole back into the internet
and,
you know,
doing my own videos and all that stuff.
I have been thinking about that balance
of like not getting too tied up
in like being strict on like perfection
and all that stuff.
Part of it being like, I think a lot of us right now, like the videos that we do have so many rules and so many guides and so many like walls that we have to like fit in, you know, like that we set ourselves.
It's not, you know what I'm saying?
It's not anybody else.
Like we sit ourselves.
Like Isaac set these rules and he was super confined in them and you broke them out, right?
You did your fucking O-C.
We brought the, we brought the other characters.
Fuck it.
Like SpongeBob.
That SpongeBob Raymond.
I fucking wish that footage survived because there is so much that happened in that and us making that.
video that was not included
because my shit-ass fucking computer
busted ass.
I just curse so much there.
But it was like
it reminded me of just
like, back then
we had a lot of videos where
we did have rules even then or like I guess
some direction, you could say, not rules, but
more so direction.
But it was still for like if we didn't go
that way, then
so be it. Let's roll
whichever direction it flows. You know what I'm saying?
It just goes wherever it goes, you know.
So it's something that I've been thinking about a lot recently
because that's been part of the reason why, like,
a lot of videos don't come out.
It's because, like, there's an attitude.
A lot of the attitude, I have a lot of that attitude
where I was like, oh, dude, this video is not even good enough to be put out
because I'm looking at the current state of YouTube.
I'm looking at the videos that people are watching.
It's all slop.
I don't want to give them more slop, blah, blah, blah.
But I think part of fighting against that,
that it's not perfectionism.
It's not making the most perfect bestest video ever.
It's just making a video that like just,
you just go with the flow with.
And you're not like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it just go with the flow.
Dude, that's why, like, I hate streaming
because, like, streaming, there was, like,
a CEO that came out recently and said that, like,
your competition is, like, all viewbotting.
I could be, like, fucking up the entire quote,
but it's, like, I think the summary of it was pretty much,
like, if you're not viewbodding,
you're, like, at a disadvantage.
And it's like, that's so lame.
Well, I'm about to see next week.
We're about to take a look at that.
I'm about to do the most plain potatoes things.
I've really wanted to play this new Resident Evil game that just came out.
And that's going to be the thing that is it called again?
Reckram.
Yeah, rectum.
Yeah, butthole.
It was an evil rectum.
Yeah, rectum.
Big old butt.
And so I'm going to be playing that.
And I just want to just play and see what happens.
Like I could go ahead and sort of try and plan out a lot of things.
But part of the magic really comes at just the spontaneousness.
Like, you know, I'll fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fix it as we go and ball out type of energy, top of deal.
Because that's what it's like, that's what it's been for so long.
That's what's always like kind of worked out.
But then when you try to make it perfect, it just ends up not really working out.
And then you get too caught up in it like,
not going the way you want it.
So then it's just like,
then it kills your mood.
And then it's like,
too much.
Too much we're thinking it.
Right.
So it just goes back to,
um,
all right.
Let's just roll with like what feels good.
Like,
just roll with the shits.
The shits.
The shits.
Yeah.
I wanted to,
I wanted to do a little change of topic and ask the audience if they
want to comment or anything like that.
I prefer comments,
not like email,
but like if they want either,
either one is fine.
I'm kind of curious about what,
clothing they like to wear and like what they find is like reasonable and unreasonable do they prefer
quality or like not so much quality but a sick design and like like what when when the audience like
like that are listening when you guys wear clothing what do you look for because I know a lot of
people think differently like when I was growing up to like you know 17 16 18 19 like I didn't
really care too much I did start to care but at like 17 into 18 where I started dressing a lot
different because I was tired of like just t-shirts. I would wear like actual jeans and like
long-sleeve you know shirts and stuff. So like I'm just curious about that because like the group we
are starting to kind of explore this idea of making clothing for the group itself. And we know that
we don't want to aim for like eternal love level of quality. Because that's just a pain in the ass.
Dude, high quality anything's ass. Yeah. It's great. It's annoying. And it's annoying when it comes to like
the expenses, shipping, if orders,
go wrong then I mean we're just going to go wrong regardless but let's just like
that might the the first hoodie I ever dropped was like four pounds yeah yeah that's why it's like
that weight does a lot with traveling and it has yeah oh goodness me it's just like a you know
the most important thing is that people get the product and that they are satisfied with it um yeah
you know and it's like you can try your best to make the most bestest experience ever but
most importantly at the very top of the priority is to get the product and also
to make sure that they're happy.
And that's exactly.
But two keys.
But yeah, small questionnaire, right?
Small questionnaire.
What do you prefer?
Do you like the,
do you like the just the reliability that like,
you know for sure you're going to get your stuff
and that like you're just going to have like a neat product,
not the most high in shit in the world,
but at least it's not the most like, you know,
it's going to rip apart when you put it in the washer.
Even like how the fit goes.
Like, do you like boxy shirts?
Do you like oversized shirts?
Lusor fit.
Yes.
Straight fit.
Like when it comes to hoodies,
like I'm just curious because I don't really entirely have a gauge.
I know from like people that like what I do,
for example,
but even then,
like a lot of people,
they like it.
It's just,
I don't know.
The world is always changing.
So it's always better to just ask,
you know,
and to kind of assume.
So it's half preference of what we like
and then half of what the audience would like to have wear.
So that at both ends.
I like that oversized stuff.
I like neutral tone colors.
I just like,
has to be like subtle,
but looks still cool.
I don't like oversized
because I'm a smaller guy,
so it looks way worse on me.
So that's like the difference.
I'm not oversized.
Oh,
boy.
Those canis.
Yep.
And boobois.
So we get a wedge, guys.
Taryn's been looking good, dude.
Tanners been working out.
Really?
How many pounds are you down now?
I'm so sore.
January,
I was 261,
and I weighed myself yesterday,
and I'm 221.
40 fucking pounds.
Holy motherfucker, bro.
Yeah, like two, three months.
Dude, I've gone up and wait.
It's like my, uh,
looking big though.
My,
my muscles are coming in there pushing.
I'm,
I'm getting like a lean gut right now.
Like my little,
my little bit of fat that's like right here.
Dude,
it's funny.
My,
my,
my belly has like more fat at the bottom than the top.
So it does this like weird like,
like roundabout.
Like it just has this weird curve to it.
And I look like fucking lucky
where I have this like lean gut.
Where at the bottom is just like,
oh,
like there and it's like I'm like oh dang dude come on squeeze out a fupa I do got a foo
yeah I got a foopa and I'm like I got to squeeze it out or something bro I gotta get the shit out
of me it's a funny tweet where it's like man they're called leggings why you putting your whole
stomach in it oh dude you ever seen that that that that ticot guy who does uh he promotes leggings
like meggy I think what does he what does he call him like meggings or something like that
men leggings.
But it's like this dude who wears like, bro, he wore these like fake denim leggings.
Okay.
I see them.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You see the guy?
He has a curly hair.
It's called capo meggings.
Yes.
Meggings.
Capow meggings, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know Dominican poppy.
I know Dominican Bobby.
I know Dominican Bobby.
I know.
I know black.
I know black.
I know black.
Yeah.
You're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
I know black.
I don't mean.
Excuse me,
Bobby,
excuse me.
There it is.
It all started with a dream.
I don't know if it's...
Oh,
the man bun.
Two guys in a dream.
Two fucking guys.
Would you like a shareable with that?
Oh,
yeah.
Would you like some mocha with that as well?
Have some.
Yeah,
the guy,
um,
oh,
here it is.
This fucking guy.
That guy right there.
Oh,
that guy.
Yeah.
I have seen him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He,
uh,
he, uh,
he loves promoting the hell out of a,
And kudos to him because some of the comments are cooking crazy.
And he just, like, rolls it all off.
Yeah.
What about those, dude?
If you've ever seen those videos of the guys that's wearing rubber, he has like a rubber, like, button up shirt with a rubber.
Yeah, yeah, a rubber tie.
He's, like, putting it on.
He has to put oil.
He has to put oil on it.
So they all work sound.
And all he hears like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, it's just like, oh, my God.
Speaking of that, oh, go ahead.
I was going to say some of those tight shirts, dude, on the bigger guys,
that's when you get to that, like, that fucking, you know, like that fucking, you know, you know, you know, you know.
You're the king of a big posting, bro.
Like that crazy.
I was going to say like that, like, it just reminds me of those, like, German buff, like, fucking hairy gay dudes who are like,
Oh.
You know what talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're in leather and they're like, they're like,
oh, it's like a t-shirt.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But then their arms are out and you see all the hair all through here.
There's a guy that goes to my gym and he has all of his hair like that.
Yeah, it's like Wolverine, bro.
It's like, fuck.
Okay, I hate, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate body hair, bro.
Like, I shave my arms.
I do like, this is too long right now even.
You can't really even see it.
I hate body hair.
Look at it.
Look at it in.
Like, I hate it by the hair on me.
I hate it on me.
Like, other people, it's fine.
Oh, he hates you, Tanner.
I don't know.
It's fucking hates your ass.
But the thing is, if I try and shave the hair off my hands, and I've done it before, it's going to look like I have, like, gloves on.
Well, because you got to do the whole thing.
You can't stop.
Dude, Tanner did that with his feet.
I remember he stopped in his ankle.
And it was like, why do you stop, Tanner?
He stopped his ankle.
You got to go the whole mile.
Yeah, you're supposed to go the whole mile.
You got a, bro.
to combat that is to get tanner.
Oh!
Tanner!
Larry!
I don't joke my entire life, baby.
Wait, I've
actually...
I wasn't trying to set it up, but it worked out.
No, but you get more
tan. Yeah.
To, like, combat...
To combat...
I used to be pretty tan.
Like, I used to be pretty tan, but I don't know.
I mean, I look chill with, like, arm hair.
I don't know. I was only ever tan when I was a kid,
bro.
You are tan.
bro. Nobody ever see my back here though.
I got that jungle back there.
Oh, do you?
Fuck.
Just a hairy guy, dude.
Grunks pretty hairy.
I can't, like, reach.
I'd shave my back, but I can't reach it.
Really, do you want to shave my back for me?
Yeah, I used to shave my dad's back all the time.
Oh, shit.
It's like a ride of passage, yeah.
Dude, yeah, dude, he's like, we're going on a vacation, like a family vacation.
He's like, hey, yeah.
Sorry to air my dad shit out.
Sorry, dad, if you're watching this.
But it's like, he's like, yeah, can you help you out real quick?
I'm like, yeah, sure, man.
He's like, he's like, I'm like,
acting it like he's like all shy and stuff.
And he doesn't mind.
I'm like, dude, it's not like, like, it's okay, man.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I got you.
It's fine.
Yes.
You can trust me.
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It'll hurt you.
It's okay.
It's so funny, dude.
Like, if I was a dad and, like, I had to ask my kid to shave my back, that's actually-
Junior.
Back!
Now!
Okay!
Ah!
Just like, all the bloods square now.
Aw.
It was a cute little bit.
Yeah, thank you. No, I'm not, I'm not that hairy myself, but I have shaved a few times, and it just gets annoying after a while. I'm like, I hate maintaining, maintenanceing it. I just have like, I don't, I'm not even like hairy, hairy, but I do have like hair. It's just like not thick. You know, but you're, you know, your hair is kind of like Isaac's hair is almost like blonde. Yeah, his is like very blonde. So it's almost like looks like he doesn't have any. Yeah. I don't know. I personally enjoy shaving like my arms and my legs. I think like the long.
longest hair is just straight up my armpits, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Fucking start tying knots on that shit, man.
Pull out on it.
And I shave those too every now and again.
I wouldn't shave my arms.
Those are annoying.
They itch.
They it's bad, so I don't even a lot.
They do.
Yeah, when you buzz them and then it's all prickly and shit, fuck that.
So wait, when you shave your armpits, because I know it's a, for some people,
it's like a cardinal sin for men to shave their armpits, but who cares, right?
But when you shave your armpits, is it true that, like, your body odor
smell sort of
I wouldn't say like completely
goes away but it sort of gets
a little bit lower because the hair makes
the hair causes for a lot more perspiration
right for sure
because that shit clings on it like it like hangs on
to the hair follicles and I'm like oh shit dude
my shit was off bro it causes for more sweat
you know but then where does the sweat go
because this isn't hair trap shit
isn't that the point of hair well I know the point of hair
so regulate glands in your armpits that produce like the sweat
and the smell yeah
Because the purpose of hair is to regulate heat, right, in the body.
That's the whole...
For one, the odor definitely can come from what you eat.
Right, right.
Onions.
Oh, onions.
Oh, God.
I love eating raw onions.
It's like Spongebob.
Sunday.
I don't know.
I, I've not...
I personally never really, like, stank much ever since I was a kid because, like, my mom
scarred me.
if I'm being for real.
Yeah.
So she told,
yeah,
I think I've told the story,
but I guess she just basically
called me an Italian sub sandwich
and she's like,
you smell like an Italian sub
basically meaning
I smell like onions.
And she's like,
people will remember you for one thing.
If you don't fucking put on,
she didn't say fucking,
but if you don't put on,
you know,
deodorant and smell good
and brush your teeth,
people are going to remember that about you.
Oh yeah.
Dude,
that one kid that made me throw up in school
because he smells so bad.
You still talk about it.
You still talk about it.
You still remember.
You still fucking remember.
I don't have any incidents,
but I've talked about it before as well
where I had milk in my backpack
and I left there for so long
and then I opened
that one pocket I opened
and it's so funny because you couldn't
you couldn't smell it unless I opened it
so I opened it because I was looking for my homework
and I was like
oh my god
what is that and I see the milk at the bottom
I'm like oh my god
and it looked to me like that
it was like pointing me up at me with like two middle fingers
like I was like oh my god
dude I had a
Rotein shaking like a lunch, like packed away when I was doing track and field.
And I left it in the back of my car all season long until I finally discovered it again.
And it was just like the worst smell.
Ugh.
Like it was bad.
It was terrible.
Aye, aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Yeah.
Terrible.
No, dude.
No.
I, oh.
There's nothing I hate more than like leaving stuff in the car and it gets all hot and you like look at it when it's in there.
And you're like, I'll throw it out the next day.
And I just keep sitting there.
Nothing worse than trash can maggots.
Oh, dude, those sink maggots are worse than trash can maggots.
Sink magids.
Whoa.
Remember?
The sink flies or whatever, the fruit flies that were in the sink?
Oh, yeah, dude, they suck.
Yeah.
They fucking start eating, yeah.
They were at your guys' house.
Dude, that was the first time I ever saw those things that were like suspended from the fucking ceiling.
Those like fruit.
Those like fly.
Dude, yeah, we tried having fruits out.
I think.
Dude, no, that house sucked.
There was an opening somewhere.
And I think it was that.
Scorpions kept coming in.
There's just everything coming in the house.
We would suck.
We would buy new fruit.
And then within like a day or two, it would be like really fucking fucking rot.
I'm like, oh, not rotten.
It's like, they just spawn on it immediately.
And they start growing on it.
I think it's, I think it's because Tanner did some shit with a Ouija board, bro.
Yeah.
No.
You spawned in some shit, bro.
Tanner, you did some shit with a Ouija board, bro.
You did.
I think so.
I was nice to the spirits.
I was like, I was chill with me.
You're laughing at them, bro.
I don't know.
I was laughing with them.
They're laughing bag.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I still got the Ouija board.
I'll bring it out again.
Uh-uh.
Right over there.
No, that's cool.
We don't need more demons, okay?
Demons.
Demons.
Dude.
So, you know what's crazy?
Tanner just told me about this today.
The Pokemon market, as we know, is kind of like booming again.
And, dude, Tanner's portfolio in just raw cards alone went up a couple thousand dollars,
which is like fucking out of here.
shit, but like, that's crazy to think about, dude.
Like, it's like, it's a lot of the
first-gen-gen-Pokymon, like,
Gengar, the Charzard. Dude, the Charzard
151 went up like 250 bucks.
And, because it was like at,
it was like 280 bucks. Last time I checked,
and then I checked it was $493.
Oh!
Dude, I'm just gonna say it now, and I've said it before.
I fucking, I hope PSA crashes
and burns, bro.
Straight up.
Look at this whole stack.
You see this whole stack?
Right here.
So this is five.
This is 11.
11 cards that got nines that should be tens
You should make your own company called POS piece of shit
You just review you review the worst cards
And like the worst condition ones get like a high rating
I only accept shitty cards
You only accept shitty cards
And it's like awards for like the worst card imaginable
Like one of the cards is like a tiny little like spec
It's like damn
There's like mold on it
Oh I see it yeah
Yeah, that's pretty terrible.
How'd you even do this?
Some people have cards where they, like, folded it up when they were kids.
Yeah, yeah.
They would like fold it once, fold it again.
And they left it in their wallet, forgot about it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like that death grips cover where it's like folded up and shit.
They'll like straight up.
They will like, they'll reject it.
They won't even grade it.
Throw it away for you.
Do you guys see that, that PSA Comp tribute video?
They apparently like, yeah, they take your cards and they do some really wacky shit
to it. No, that's a complete lie.
I don't even know why I said it. Oh, wow. You actually had me.
You know, I started, I started thinking about it.
I was like, damn, I'm really just spreading a false lie.
That's going to be a joke, but people might not take it as a joke, so then I'm not going to say that anymore.
That was going to be a complete lie.
That was going to be a complete lie. I was like, that was about to be a joke that was going to probably turn into a lawsuit.
So I'm cutting it right there.
Cleared. All right. Am I legally cleared?
So that's what it is. That's when an Isaac.
That's when a Larry joke.
draws the line.
When it turns it to defamation.
I'm like,
I can't wait.
There was a tree.
I remember forever,
bro.
I thought a defamation lawsuit was like when someone would
like poop on something or like somebody else.
And then I realized that it was not like defamate does not mean.
That's defecation.
That's yeah.
Yeah.
And so like when people say like I'm going to sue you for.
I was like what like it never like clicked.
I never understood.
I was like, who shoot you for?
I was like, who's defecation?
shit on who?
Why?
What do you mean?
Because I remember there was a term called sunroofing that I heard in like, I think I heard
him better call us all sunroofing where you would like go on top of someone's car and like
shit through their sunroof.
It was like a joke.
It was like a prank.
No, right?
It's like, okay.
Back when the internet was funnier.
Yeah, yeah.
Back when it was cool and base and you had like, who's that one?
I hate him.
I actually hate him so bad.
he was like
he does kid
like videos now
but before he was infamous
for being like
a really nasty guy
and he would like
shit on his friends
and shit
like actually
not shit on his friend
like talk crap
but like
literal like pull down his pants
poop on his friend
but now he makes like
kids content
I'm not even kidding you
it's a real thing
the hell
his name is
he has like a fuck
his
Scott does Minecraft
no no no
no defamation lawsuit
no
Um, he, his colors are like orange and blue.
Blippy.
Blippy.
And, and then he had a old stage name where he would go on the internet and he would like
literally poop on his friends.
And that's what he used to be known for.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
This is real.
Watch.
I didn't watch him.
This is like an internet lore thing.
Like, this is like real internet lore.
And the reason why I hate him is because knowing this backstory, bro, like my nephew.
you watch is blippy or at least used to watch blipy.
And so when I saw that, I was like, oh, man.
Like, I, I did the same thing.
I was like, dude.
You used to watch him?
No, no, no, no.
He used to watch him.
He's, no, he's new gen, bro.
He's all new.
He's new gen.
Yeah, he's new gen.
Like, I wasn't, when I was young, bro,
that shit was Allier.
I was watching Allier when I was younger.
You know, I was watching all that shit.
The first ever, the first ever Allie video
I watched was when it was the
one where he was at Alcatraz
and I was trying to do the Easter egg at Alcatraz
Dude Blippy you sick back
Yeah see right you're you're reading it
Go ahead and read it read read it out loud
Whatever you're seen
Hold on where is it at
How Kids YouTube star Blippy use copyright law to hide his
Harlem Shake poop video
Yes
Arlem Shake poop
Harlem shake poop! We're one hour in Harlem Shake poop everyone.
Don't look at them, dude.
It's nasty. I've seen the video, bro. It's not nice on the eyes.
It's not pleasant.
No more blippy for any child.
Yeah, it's not good.
Damn.
But, yeah, yeah. I just, I hate it.
Like, I just don't like the idea of, like, having you being, you doing that type of content and then transitioning to, like, kids content, bro.
Like, I hate that.
I hate that association, bro.
I don't know why.
Especially see my nephews watching.
I'm like, oh, my God.
Like, put that away.
I'm sorry.
Like, I know you love him and everything, but don't.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, like, normally it'd be kind of like the opposite.
Used to make kids content and now you've grown out of it.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah.
It's usually the other way.
But that way around, it's like you're choosing now to.
Imagine Filthy Frank started making Roblox videos.
Well, it doesn't like
The blippy doesn't make
Kids content like that
I'm talking like actual television
Kids like he's with fire
He's at the fire station with real firefighters
Dude he's made and he's teaching kids how to like
Like that's the type of kid like content I'm talking about
Like oh my God
I just looked it up
I'm sorry I
Dude he's on his own Netflix
Yes
Yes
Like that's what I'm saying
That's what I'm saying
Like can you believe
47 million subscribers?
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
And he's like teaching kids like ABCs and he's like, bro.
And it's horrifying.
Dude, he started the kid stuff 12 years ago.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
How come I never heard about this?
Dan, they really did hide that.
Yeah, bro.
Like, what was this stage name, Tanner?
Are you able to see that?
It was like some like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
I said blippy.
I was going to say Mr.
Nasty, but I think.
Mr. Nasty, I'm confusing with like Manhunt, which is an old rockstar game.
But yeah, he, it was just, no, I don't know.
I just, ah, I hate it.
I hate it so much.
But yeah, that's internet lore for you.
If you didn't know, you guys can look it up, go down that rabbit hole.
It's a pretty nasty rabbit hole, but.
Early life, he grew up on a farm and stated that as a child he wished to be a limousine
driver and a fighter pilot.
He served in the U.S. Air Force in 2006 and was discharged in 2008.
Wow, two years.
John started making gross out videos under the persona Steezy Grossman.
That's what it is.
In a 2013 video, John performed the Harlem Shake on a toilet, defecated on a naked friend.
Yep.
Yep.
Dude.
So the video was unearthed on BuzzFeed in 2019.
He said, at the time, I thought this sort of thing was funny, but really it was stupid and tasteless and I regret ever doing it.
And it's like, again, I,
I'm just, what I'm trying to say is.
He uses DMCA takedown notices to remove the video from social media and internet search engines.
Well, we're done now.
Oh, yeah, I was about to say, I think we're done.
It's over.
Well, I'm just reading Wikipedia, so it's not like we're saying.
I'm just regurgitated Wikipedia.
Yep.
That's exactly true.
You know what?
He learned.
He learned.
He learned.
And like, fuck am I going to say, bro.
Like, you know?
All I'm saying is that I find it really uncomfortable that he's making kids content given
this backstory.
So it's just that association I have.
So when I saw my nephews watch him, I was like, oh, man.
Like, all I could think about was that video.
And I was like, oh, Jesus.
Like, I really hate this right now.
Like, I don't like this.
But, uh, but hey, what are you going to do, right?
I'm not going to tell my nephews, like, don't watch that guy.
He pooped in somebody.
Like, I'm like, that's good, you know.
Um, but yeah, yeah.
Early internet shit, guys.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my gosh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, this, his video from two weeks.
ago, I mean, he has multiple videos, but one million views.
Yeah.
Do you guys want to take a guess at how many likes it has?
100,000.
No.
Oh, is it a lot?
$650,000.
Huh?
$650,000.
$650,000?
$100,000.
That's probably like way on.
$800,000.
Yeah, $894.
Oh.
Well, I mean, that makes sense.
Like, you're not.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just throw, throw,
the babies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're not going to be like, oh, like, let me comment on.
Hey, uh, your, your camera work is a little shitty on this one.
I don't know.
You made 894,000.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
One billion views.
Yeah, he's seven years ago.
He's good.
Blippy learns that about jungle animals for kids.
That's great.
One billion views.
I, hey man.
Let's just watch Miss Rachel, bro.
Like, let's just hop on the Miss Rachel wagon, I guess.
I don't know, bro.
There's also that one lady on the wheelchair who's like,
emo, I think.
I forget her name.
That one video generated more than, like,
my whole channel, Isaac's whole channel,
Pat God's whole channel.
What the fuck?
Dude, that's crazy, bro.
One billion, bro.
That's insane.
One billion's crazy.
One billion.
I think God's plan has a billion.
Dude, yeah.
God's plan has a billion.
Yeah.
Baby Shark.
One point six billion.
Yep.
Damn, dude.
Kodak Black, God's plan three weeks ago.
Kodak Black.
Kodak Black just dropped a song three weeks ago called God's Plan.
Everyone, pray for, pray for Kodak Black, dude.
Something's going on with him.
I don't know if it still is going on.
on but last I saw him not good
not good at all
all right guys I got a pee
anyway I got a been
at 110 with this podcast
are we uh
you feel pretty good about this
we are all wrapped up before we
finish up I do want to ask you
Willie it is 420 smoke that
shit
how do you feel right now about your video being up man
let me pass it to you
take that oh
leave that bro yeah
what the fuck
I don't smoke
sorry bro
no you're good
oh shit
that's fine
it's good
it's good man
yeah chill
I'm chilling
I'm chilling
and the next video
after this is the long
awaited one
all right
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