The Group Chat - #154 - Buddy Holly

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

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Tanner. Awesome. What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, group chat podcast. Every podcast from now on, we are starting off by saying our first full names. Okay, yes. You start us off. There we go. All right.

You can call me. Miguel Sanchez. Nice to meet you. Wow. Hey. Wow, dude. Hey, Anthony Vianjioni. Oh.

Na, nah, nah. Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah. Tanner? Brett Farned. Wow. Dang, you're just hard, man. You're just hard.

Williams Y. Nice to meet you everyone. And there's a sixth one. Gamer sucks. I don't, my transitions are the smoothest in the industry. Thank you guys. Thank you.

Speaking of gamer subs, who the fuck drank all the brand risk and left me fucking poop juice, dude? What's going to? That would be Larry. God. No, it was me. I think the name I shall not name. Also, Tanner, we have other boxes.

Yeah, there's like eight boxes in there. What is doing them? Why? None of them are cold. That's why. They're all cold. Listen, listen. It brings me, it brings me solemn and narrative in my heart to say we're breaking up.

We're no longer the group. Solidarity. Jack's moving away to Iceland. Yeah, I'm moving to China. That's so weird. Crazy. We can say JP now. And I'm faced surveillance tomorrow.

Last movie six, it starts now. starts now. Here we go. And this B.C. Guys, this has been recorded, obviously, on the infamous date of 4-1. Yep, it's March 30th. It's Mario Day. Mario Day. We missed fucking Mario.

Fuck, we did miss Mario Day. Whoa. Why didn't know what? Wow. We miss Mario. There's always next year, yo. It's true. There's two.

Mario Days in the year. Woo! You miss Mario! Shut up, man! When's the second date? June 15th. June 15th. Junice?

Julio? June 10th? No, no, no, I'm thinking July 10th. Julio. June. Oh, fuck, yeah. Junio. Junio.

Yeah, June. I just made that up. We can have Mario Day whenever we want. So much has happened in the past week. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot. I agree.

I finished the book by Carl Young. Are you right? I didn't. I completely forgot to fucking read. Again? Again. Okay, we might as well scrap the whole fucking thing. I really am.

Dude, can I be for real about something? You've already been for a earlier. We already know your opinions on it. No, it's not about the book. It's not about the book. It's not about the book. Today is April Fool's Day, and everyone is so unfunny and lame about their April fools jokes that I just want to kill me.

myself and make everyone sad. Wow. Because like Mr. Beast tweeting, I'm quitting YouTube. What are you just

fucking saying? What was your name? I forgot. I'm going to literally, like I'm going to fake my death and I'm going to show it to my parents like a newsreel.

Like I'm going to have you guys that was the first joke we thought for April first. Like, what did we just text him's parents saying that he died? And then wait and then wait the whole day and then by the next day

be like, oh, never mind. Yeah, he's still here. Wait, no, he showed back up.

He went for a war. He verbally asked me yesterday night to do it. He was like, let him arrange the funeral arrangements. Let him like, literally go through the entire process. Let him heal and then I come back. And then surprise.

Hey, wait a minute. Where have I heard this before? And we can do a road trip back up with you and report the whole thing. They sold that house that everybody moved. Yeah. Where have you heard of before? We just fell apart.

Huh? We're heavier to be before. Yeah. I wonder. Ted, do you want to explain the entire ending to what is eastbound down? Oh yeah, that wasn't my subconscious Carl Young style, dude. I was thinking about he's down and down.

No, I just want to hear the whole, dude, Tanner found like the perfect show. It's like the most Tanner show I've ever seen or heard of. And the way he finished all of it. And he came down and he told me about it. And the ending was like the most bizarre, insane bullshit I've ever heard in my life for a show ending ever. It was so funny. Okay, wait, speaking of show, I got to say right now, I'm having a hard time finishing the office. It is getting to a

Kind of a steep slope At the moment, you know It's always like that late ending season shit Where it's like the pervy CEO Arc The pervy CEO arc Pervy CEO arc I don't know, I forget his name

But he's like super rich He's the like new boss Oh that's like No he hasn't left yet But it's I know it's coming up I know it's coming up Dude that's so lame that Mike even has to leave. I know, right? Gosh, Mike.

Office discussion in 2026. Like, why did Mike leave the fucking office? Mike, the whole show just kind of went downhill after. You are the reason why the office is fault. Why did Dexter do that? Right. Why did Glyde- He undersells himself? He does. Way too hard. Way too hard. Way too hard. But yeah, I just wanted to say April Fool's jokes are not fucking funny. To the staff team that's in our server, fuck you. I fell for that shit. You fell for it, bro. I fell for it every time.

I went to general chat, and I was just like, which one of you fucking Chuds did that shit? Because I'm, oh, my God, I was so pissed. What was the joke? I didn't even see it. There's just a fucking ping on the server. Like, just check your Discord. Look at your ping. Someone pinged.

Right click, right click the server press mark is red. Yeah, and Larry, you know what, Larry? Larry, like, when I saw Larry went to the fucking chats, it was like, yeah, you guys have to actually, like, add a little gap where, like, you know, where the thing is to make it look. more real. Wow. Whose team are you on, man? Because I fell for it, and then I was like,

oh, it could be better. And then I found the solution of how it could be better. Because I saw the other ones. I don't see it. That's fucking impossible. What is it? On the group's server, like, I'm just pranking at a same one.

Right click the icon on the left. This prank only worked on a few people. Okay. Now, is there anything peculiar about that? you just marked everything is red so all the all the red should be gone all the red little thing oh dude I don't know discord like that sorry my

no what I thought I was just like I don't know I didn't really think about it that joke sucks who ever did that and he's like a dog can't even fall for you still hate it I didn't even get it and I still hate him oh man

yeah I saw that shit and I was like going through every single chat I was like where is this shit and who did it I don't know. Wait, is that the profile picture they just changed? Yes. Yeah. Oh, I get it.

Isn't that funny? Ain't that funny? Whoa. It's funny. It's funny. It's so awesome. Mr. Beast is not making videos. Yep.

Speed is quitting streaming. Yep. I left the group. Yep. Yeah, you left the group. You left the group. Dude. And Jackson, he sent me, he sent me like a crypto thing, like, that whenever

Discord get hacked and like they DM like everyone like Oh no way. And he sent me that and my dumb ass actually like fell for his, him actually like winning money. I was like, I texted him like, bro, there's no way you just won 2,700 bucks. Oh my God. And then he was like, what are you talking about? And then I was like,

your Discord just got compromised, bro. Like completely compromised. And and he was like, what? And then he was like, I was like, what? What a story. Yeah. And then, what? But I love April Fool's and then, yeah.

I love the April Fool's jokes where they get your heart racing and then you realize it's a joke. And you're like, yeah. Mm-hmm. I can't wait to walk outside and get. Like the reality I was about to live in was actually a facade. And I'm actually kind of just happy. It's not even funny. I'm just kind of happy.

Dude, I walked into the room today. And they were all eating burgers. April Fool's. Huh. Well, that's actually not true because there's a, there's a, there my mind. Dude.

Dude, no. I don't get it. Fuck you, bro. Fuck you. Fuck off. Isaac Matthew the third does not want people knowing where it works out.

What is your stupid little Italian name you made up in the beginning? Let me know. Anthony. Anthony. Anthony Bordane. Yes, hold on. Speaking of that,

speaking of that, that's enough. Sorry, I completely great party. Take a lap, bro. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. Okay, JP.

You man. I can't wait to call you that shit, bro. J.P. Why am I saying JP? Why am I saying Jack Parker? J.P. I made a new channel on YouTube under my real name. I got to say, dude.

You're such a fan, bro. Tom Simmons did it first. The funniest thing I saw was like you messers in the group chat. No, Nick messes in the group chat and was like, bro. and he was like, it was like your channel and you were like, was that a bad idea? Yeah, because it's like, it's really kind of a jump into the deep end, but then you start thinking about

you know, like Tom Simons or Simons. I think it's Simons. I think it's Simons. It's Simons, bro. Simmons? You see things like that. You see things like music artists. Like, they all just have their full name out there. It's like, it's like, it's cool, you know.

It's true. Yep, just like Frank Ocean, his legal name. And it's just like, whatever. And, you know, people who want my full name, I already have it. So it's like, might as well, uh, just let it whip it out. And it's like the tone of the channel is just like a personal type thing. So it's like, let's get personal. Hey, let's get personal.

Yeah, no, I fuck. I enjoyed it. Yeah, it's great. You guys. You know, but, but Nick, I'm glad you're enjoying it. But now let's get into the nitty-gritty. You need to start doing shorts, okay? Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that.

Let's talk about brand deals. Okay, about that. I'll hit up to an aggressive shorts marketing strategy. Yeah. We're going to start with just a few way to drip. I'll start getting you. Yeah, I'll send you my analytics. It's going to be a great idea.

I'll get J.P. really projected into the moons. Yeah. Three real videos and three trial videos. It's part of her beginner package. They censored me. So the first amendment is a fucking myth, you guys. It's the internet.

There is no first amendment. They took down. my video saying I was cyber bullying and like inciting doxing. For which video again? I doxed myself. The state of JP 2K19. Hi, my name's Jack Parker and this is me.

That was exactly. And they took that shit down, but I'm appealing it to see if I can get it back up. But it's interesting. Go ahead. No. I feel really bad for interrupting you because I'm low-key. This is going to be really shameless. I made a better help joke and I was kidding. What?

Everyone should round of applause. I said we're going to get him brand deals and we're going to figure out how we could put better help in it. I know someone is going to think that I'm the asshole and sufferable piece of shit on the podcast that they can't listen to. Every single time. And they're going to go to Reddit and they're going to go bitch about me. So I just want to let you know before you type what you do people bitch about us on Reddit? Yeah, all the time. So look, how do you check read it like that.

It's mainly me, bro. It's so funny. Every time you have that feeling, I want you to do. So funny. You lastly what you just did. Just make sure you let everyone know. Yeah, yeah, every joke I say from now on is, I'm going to clarify immediately. Like, like, Donatoos canceled.

April fools! Good job. Isn't that funny? Good job. That's funny. Because that's funny. All right, anyway, Jack Parker. This guy really unnerving real quick.

But yeah, what I was saying was, is that, like, it was scary for a second because that channel, like, took over my fudging brain entirely. And, like, and I think it was just because it was so new that in, like, everything, I was like and like everything hit me all it once especially when it like gained like 5,000 subs in an in a night overnight yeah I saw that shit happen because I I remember at night I I looked at it and it was like sub 1K every video it was like sub 1K everything and then overnight overnight it like just explosion yeah and um and I didn't know like how to feel about it and um at first I was kind of bummed like damn. I kind of preferred the

smaller community, I think. But then it's like whatever. Because like I, for some reason I just felt some obligation to read everything read everything people were saying. But since acknowledging that and kind of reflecting on it, it's like oh, I feel way more chill about it now.

Nice. That's good. I was about some people in this world that will read the comments. Your videos remind me of YouTube back in the YouTube days. That's good. I think I think YouTube videos should be more like YouTube.

YouTube. No algorithm catering. Yeah. No subtitle bounces. No blue emojis. No editing at all, which is, no, no pepays.

Yeah, no pepays. Where the pepays and the blue mojis? What's going on? They might come further down the line whenever you start tanking. I'll start pulling some shit out of the hat. But it's interesting talking

to just alone to a screen completely unedited and you can't stop recording, you just have to go because I want it to make me better at talking, because that'd be really nice. Give me more coherent speech. We should start a book club, maybe that'll help us read better.

Yeah, and that'd be great. I have a book suggestion. Menison was cargy young. I feel really bad. I realized yesterday night when I was recording with Tanner and Larry and I was really sad and I just felt like a bomb and I apologize.

No man it's okay. I'm like a few pages into the new guy Joseph L. Henderson and seems like he might have some interesting tales ahead of us. Yeah, Larry, did you get up there? I did, yeah. I managed to catch up. He just started

I was talking to I was talking to Jack. How do you feel about that? Honestly, I prefer I prefer either grunk or jp i don't know why i don't like jack in the online setting but fair enough i i don't know i can't i already call you grunk anyways even in private i never grump i was talking to grunk about it before the podcast because he was getting into some shit uh he was basically because he does this

every now and then he does the shit where he has to like reprove his theory or not his theory but i guess what he's talking about with the whole runk uh no no mr carroll young young young young young young My bad, my bad, my bad. Um, and he was talking about, he was, he brought up like every, not every, but like, he was, he was bringing up like, uh, how, God, I, I'm going to say a verbatim because it was, he like dropped the, page 91, everyone for viewers at home. Okay. Well, actually, no, 92 was the one where I saw it. 92, actually. Um, actually 92 it is.

Okay. So, wait, is it this one? I should have highlighted it. Um. No, no, maybe it was. I think I see it. I let you see it. Okay.

You have that? Oh, look, he's falling asleep. Here he fucking goes, man. All right, I'm here. I'm turned. Oh, we talk about God and, oh, there's a letter. I was wondering for them to read. I'm curious.

How does it feel to read? Feels good. It's like you're, like, thinking about it, and you're like, okay. It really slows down your brain a lot. How does it feel to know that you read to a certain time of peace? and now you're talking about it.

That's what I'm just wanting to understand. It's exciting. I don't do it. It's exciting. I don't read. It's excited to share. Okay. It's like the way I share music, the way I share, the way I share the way.

You should be a fomo of a book? No, I'm getting fomo because these guys are ahead and I feel like I'm slowly getting grouped in with the captain and underpants guys. I don't want to read. We don't even read. We watch it. We literally get the book read to us, yes. Yeah. And they point out of the pictures of them.

like look see you see that that's nice that's really nice Tanner put me on all right fine you know what there I said it Jack Parker you need to do a Carl Young reading and you need to point out everything okay

that'd be kind of cool there are some pictures in it non-stop like there are some pictures but it's mostly words it's mostly words the pictures are pretty interesting though they're all like really creepy and yeah sacred so Larry you're gonna read that that thing

yeah I'm trying to find it, I didn't highlight it. The only thing I highlighted was is really... Got it, got it! Got it! You got it? Okay. Yeah. All right, you want me to do it? Go ahead.

Okay. We are so captivated by and entangled in our subjective consciousness that we have forgotten the age-old fact that God speaks chiefly through dreams and visions. The Buddhist discards the world of unconscious fantasies as useless allusions. The Christians put his church and his Bible between himself and his unconsciousness. And the rational intellectual does not yet know that his consciousness is not his total psyche. His ignorance persists today in spite of the fact that more than 70 years, the unconscious has been the basic scientific concept that is indispensable to any serious psychological investigation. Yeah, pretty much he was just trying to prove that, not prove, but sort of reaffirmed that even people, you know,

religion and all of that are like you know they don't they don't fuck with the whole unconsciousness I guess I don't know if it's not fuck with it but it's kind of just like acknowledge it they don't acknowledge it yeah they don't acknowledge it yeah why which is interesting I don't think the I don't think his point on

Buddhist it's true I don't think so either I feel like there's super tapped in spiritually there was um like there's a proverb not proverb um there's a dude back I forget if it's not Samson Samson's strong Solomon Solomon Solomon who Solomon Grundy

He decrypted all the king's dreams I think But he was like Super tapped into that So if that's true About like religion And them not effing With dreams

It makes no sense Right Well he brought it up Because he was talking about How people were losing They were like Why doesn't God speak to us anymore If God was speaking to people

Way back when And And um And because Jesus died That's actually the truth He did? Yeah technically Yeah he did

I know April fools That was about to say People are like connected Wait that's where April fools came from? Yeah. Because then,

because in three days later, he resurrected. Yeah, on April 1st, he was like, surprise. I feel like I'm being April fooled right now.

I'm going to look this shit of. Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie.

It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's almost dead. It's on Easter. It's around.

I was yesterday. I was yesterday. So today, when this drops in two days, I hope everyone who does celebrate. It's a good Friday. It's a good Friday at that point. So happy Easter and hope that you guys get Easter bunny baskets.

Yeah, with all the paper too. Dude, I stopped getting Easter baskets when I was like 15 years old, dude. Nah, wait, hold on. I'm going to make you one. Aw. Really? Oh, wait, wait, hold on. Topic switch.

You all have any, like, outrageous, crazy-ass traditions you used to do for, like, Easter or around the period? I'm not a very traditional family. I had, I had Easter. like the egg hunts at my grandma's house. That and then you have, oh, did you guys ever do? I don't know if this is my family or what because I just grew up on it. Like, they would stuff the, uh, the eggs with like, um, confetti or if it's not

phew, what? If it's not going to shut the hell up. Shut the fuck. Oh. April pulls. Yeah. April pulls. Yeah.

It was confetti or like, or like, uh, some sort of like powder or some shit. And they'll crack a. head. So like, you'll catch somebody off guard and you'll pf over it, yeah. It was just like, and then everybody would be covered in the shit. That's like, no, no, no, no. They were like the egg, like

the actual eggshells. Yeah, they had like the top cut off and then they put like a little piece of thin paper on top of it. Oh, that's like that's pretty. Yeah. That's like when they slam the kid, the birthday boys face into the cake like 88 times. That shit hurts. And dude, the most

awkward part is like when it doesn't crack and you just got to look at them while they try and like and you're like okay stop that's that turning bad you're like let me just do it myself and like yeah like enough dude especially the little oh my god bro there's these little brats a long time ago who were like they would do it quietly like they'll stare at you and they'll just do it and they won't say a word like motionless wow it at least add emotion okay they're they're like dream of life how'd you do it yeah because you were up to no good when you were younger i think yeah we're all trying to well we're not you were no saying I just I'll just chase people I just go

around like with the basket and I'll start going so it's like you do the hunt you do the hunt um sometimes no no sometimes I do it like discreetly like they'll be like sitting down and then I'm like crack him right in the head pop him right now some things that my like little cousins would do I like the Easter dinner they'd go under like you know how whenever it's a nice dinner you put on the tablecloth you know and you can't see underneath they'd go under and with super glue and they super glue people's pants to chairs like the whole everyone what the fuck i made that up aprilfuls oh april fuls oh you're getting it fuck that would have been really funny like trying to stand up in your chairs just stuck to your

ass hey what the heck so if i decided to change my youtube channel at jack parker and then i started copyright claiming your videos saying you're infringing on my copyright would you mad. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh my fucking gosh. I know. Today's like pretty,

today's pretty gruesome. Yeah. It's a war zone out there, man. I would like, don't get online today. Do not get on like a serious. Dude, do not log in. But like honestly,

did you guys fucking see what's happening on Friday? What? No. Oh, no. What is it? Okay. What is it?

Like, like, like, Hurricane levels of storms Everywhere. Just what we need. That emotion That was an uncreative one. Sorry everyone.

No, that's good Because I was actually concerned for a second there. Yeah, but I'm really glad that nothing's gonna happen. Can we have an April Fool's counter? Everyone just keep trying. Yeah, keep trying.

Do you keep April Fool's going past April Fool's? Can we just keep it a week long? Let's just keep it all year long. for the rest of the year yeah everything is just it's April fools you know what the hell Kevin oh my god

why the hell Kevin kicked Bob is this real or is this April fools as it this is real dude why does it look so shit the audience is nothing to the listeners at home just like Bob

minion kicking another minion in a fucking ass for the PAT yeah and Kevin as the PAT kicker decides to kick Bob the snapper and or holder yep April fools folks April fools well actually no it's April truth because it's real that's real it's actually happened so I'm starting so I'm starting a new company

is it called circumcised gamers subscans it's called Chrome can't bro oh I actually talked about that idea that idea with one of my friends and she said it was a great idea oh really wait no no that's genuine that's just I was waiting She hated it That would have been horrible She hated it She hated it

She hated it Thinking about it From like A actual manufacturer perspective It's a great idea And also iconic Bro

Like you gotta hurry up It's like blanks It's like blanks Oh my god How can we Freaking forget Today Kanye has his first

Tour The show And his album Drops And we We need to talk about that ish. We need to talk about that is. We forgive him.

We forgive him. We forgive him. We forgive him. Welcome back, Honey. Welcome back. Okay. Can I hear your guys' honest ratings about the album? I'm asking you as if I dropped it.

What do you think about the album? It's like his representative. I'll say, Anthony Fantano. So guys, what do you guys think? I'll break the ice. Okay. What Connie did was not chill. However, I mean, that man can mix him.

music. Come on, man. I'm a... Okay. Album was really good. I enjoyed a lot. Really upset that POM, all due respect. Fuck you.

Can't believe that. What, POM? Okay. To fill in, to fill in... Sorry, Pomp. Highs and Lowe's. The song Hise and Lowe's. Kanye had a sample from Pomp.

Mm-hmm. Oh. And, yeah, she would not want to clear the sample. Because he was on his super... He was on his... He was on his... He was on his JP shit. Yeah, he was on his Jack Barker shit.

God. How was that JP? No. So, Isaac, you say, fuck you to her? Nah. It just makes me mad because the song that I really was, like, yearning for just got completely nuked and replaced with, like, no sample at all. It's just like.

It's like, eyes and laws. I do a lot. I know. Ah and low. But the sample behind that song was magical, bro. It was beautiful. I got a beautiful voice, but. Dude, that's just so bad.

People are going to try and look it up and they're going to have a hard time finding it. You're going to, yeah, you guys, you have to know where to look. I don't know if YouTube is a place. Yeah, it's kind of like to do it. You look up, look up the original. Or I didn't go probably on Reddit and it's probably on title. You know what happened? He erased like the existence of every single one of those songs.

I know because I had it on a playlist on YouTube and it's now no longer available. Well, that's use YouTube. That's YouTube. All the leak, all the leakers were like, all right, let's, uh, just start leaking the new version. about that so they did now all the ones I can find every podcast that's all he does man

is he gonna scratch his butt I'm waiting for yeah hold on oh damn it we all pull on money we all have money in our heads like we're betting on it we need to get on Polly Market yeah yeah

10 are gonna scratch his butt when he goes to bet 155 but I really like beauty in the beast that song is beautiful holy cow

sounds really nice it's like it's like dude it's funny I know that he replayed, because he had AI for his vocals. Yeah. It was like a train model. Does he still have it on?

I think he removed it. I think he removed it. Well, I think is happening is he posted like a bare bones version and he's going to end up going back through tweaking, fixing, changing. And I'm really hoping. Heism always gets to change. Fuck.

I don't think that sample is getting added. I would love. Yeah. Isaac, I feel like it's lucky cook. She said basically it's not going to ever happen. She said she's standing on her grounds. I won't forget what she said. I will move on.

Don't make a man. Hi, bento. Hi, Betty. Yeah. Okay, so, sorry, opinions on the album. Yes. Um, he, so I had one, there's one pet peeve I had. And it was that I felt like the track order could have been done

a little bit better because there were songs that I feel like fit a lot better if they were closer with each other and it's always the ones where it's like it's like okay it starts off with King and the second song I wish was moved down right under the one that's underneath that and flipped the order is what the order was kind of was yeah it was messing me up

there was my question is why like why why what is it about the order is it like the vibe of the song yeah it kind of yeah it's like because it was like there was songs that were very like sample heavy and those sounded great and I wanted those to be back to back to back

because they were great energy but it went from that to then a different one and then back to the sample and then back to the sample and then back to the sample and I feel like that could have been organized a lot better because then I'm catching myself having to skip but then go back later to those songs so it's like damn it's like I'm doing work for this album

which blows I were saying to move it down a little bit and another thing too I didn't know you had control like that. You got to cut that, man. You got to cut that. I'm sorry.

I tried to sneak it in. I didn't think it was going to be that big. No, it was pretty pretty obvious. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. I try to sneak one in. I'll sneak one in. Okay, okay, Averfuls. Yeah, aside from that,

oh, that one song that apparently Northwest produced on. It sounded great. Really? That was a good one. Yeah. That sample was really, like, addicting. It's the one where, I'm trying to remember.

I'm like blinking on how it goes. But she had production credits on it. That's all I know. There was a few other people. Why would I name her? I would name his daughter after a brand. Did it? North.

North Face? North Face. North West? Her full name is North Face? Yeah. Her male name's face. April Fools. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Did anyone listen to the lyrics? Because I didn't.

What was he saying? I remember my friend My friend's friend I was listening to Who's now my friend after meeting him We listened to it together for the first time And he was like You know He was like damn I wish he wasn't like just flexing

Like I thought it would be like me Or deeper lyrics There was one song that I can probably retain the lyrics from Because I was listening to a lot It was father Travis Scott Yeah as I say father A lot of people There's a lot of symbolism in father

Is what a lot of people were talking about There was dude That sample was beautiful What Yeah. You should sing. I'm pretty sure that I saw something on Twitter about Bianca Sensuri,

his wife. She helped orchestrate the music video. Oh, yeah, she did. She helped orchestrate the whole music video for father. She's an architect, dude. She had, like, a little model. There was someone I follow on Instagram that was showing, like, behind the scenes,

and they had, like, a little, they had different sets in, like, a model figure. So it's, like, really tiny miniature. and she was explaining how she wanted the order done where it's like, all right, then the aliens come in. It's kind of funny because it's like little aliens, little astronaut, and then like all these things. And it's all for a music video.

Okay. I think it's super cool that he leaked part of the song and no one had any idea. Oh, you're talking about the Travis Scott? No, people did have an idea. People already knew because they got leaked. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not tapped like that. Okay?

I'm not tapped like that. I'm not on the underground. Yeah, I'm not on the underground. April fools. Oh. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Double April fools. Because people did actually know. They actually did know. You can't do that. You can't do that. That's like paradoxical, man. No. No.

Paradox. It's not a single as double April. No, the people unfortunately did already know. Yes. Yes. That just happened. No. No.

Yes, I know. Yes, I know. It did happen. Happened. Yep. It did happen. All right. You know in bed.

Dude. Not obvious. It is like the most obvious change you've done so far. Really? Yes. Dude. You guys aren't ready for this. Remember when I got up and I went to the bathroom?

Yeah. April fools. I didn't even go. I just like Pokemon go in there. April Fool. April. April Fool's Fool. What?

This is great. That's your April fools Yeah Okay Dude we had an actual like Paul market parlay Yeah We're like

Betting if you're gonna scratch your ass Before you get in there Yeah, you never did He's not supposed to know that I turned a new leaf dude I don't do that stuff anymore You got clean hands You know I'm 26

Whose elbows are dry Yours Yeah mine are Dude you guys remember A healing update whenever I fell Holy shit When did you fall Dude you all were there

Florida That's what it looks like from that? Well, the one on the left, or I don't know what side, but this one is from that. Wow, it actually scar like. Like an actual chunk came out. Like if you can pick up and eat. I think it was that, man. I thought he was a little bit.

I was bleeding. Dude, I just remember Tanner. We talked to this before, but Tanner was so pissed. I just want to fucking eat. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, dude. Now that I see the scar, I'm sorry. I mean, maybe like food could have waited.

It's okay. Yeah, you literally said. like three years later. You said Larry and I on like a quest to go get fucking bandages while you all look for food and it was like four in the morning and everything was close already. We found a bar that was closing as we got there.

We were like in a weird ass bathroom. I stopped the recording on my phone. We were like in a weird strange bathroom or like a Walgreens. Yeah. We went to like a Walgreens and then we saw an abusive fight. That was horrible. Yeah. Just terrible. Just terrible. No April Fool's on that one either.

Just no April Fool's. Just raw. Just raw. Yeah, we saw that puddle of blood. There was that too. That night was just bloody. That was a bloody, bloody, bloody night. Yeah, we did actually see a puddle of blood. It was like a big puddle of blood.

It was like dripping and like a whole pool of blood and like someone in GTA died and it despawned. Yeah. That was like that was like that. Exactly. Exactly like that. Yeah, what do you guys think about the album? We didn't even finish all the general thoughts. I like that I think.

Okay. I haven't like really had given it a dedicated listen so I will say my first passing my first impressions were pretty good I also like to judge my like the albums I'm listening to based on like where I'm listening to them so I want to listen to them like in my office in the car at the gym and then like I get a well-rounded opinion of it yeah and if I can listen to it for the most part usually doing most things, then I would say that's like a solid album, you know? If there's like, categorically, if there's a song or something I don't listen to doing

something, like, dude, I mean, I feel like that's rather makes it, it's a versatile album versus a good album versus, yeah. Well, well, well, that's, but that's where subjectiveness comes in, right? You're right. Because you may like it anywhere or only one place and you may, that may not dictate your score. Hold on. This book club's about it turns to a music critic club because here's the thing. Right. Think about the purpose of the album. Think about what the intentions were. Right. The other day, I was at H.E.B. And I was listening to Daft Punk. But I was listening to a live album. So like, you know, it's a live. They're live. And it's interesting. Like a concert. Like a concert. Yeah. They were having a concert. You hear the crowd. You hear like, you know, all those are fun. Those are really fun. They're great. I love live. Journey. And like how they have like a whole bunch of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you hear the transitions. It's always the best.

part about live concerts is that you hear variations and you hear transitions and you hear like little you know differences um another great example of someone who does great live in my opinion is uh i love bork i love bork is great i never should listen to bierc live bork has a lot of variation on her songs i was showing nick the other day um some of bork's like different mixings and all that kind of stuff remember nick where yeah it's kind of insane how like there's one version um And then you go, like, it would be on like an EP, and then you listen to like an album version, and it's like a totally different vibe.

Deadheads, comment down below. Dead heads. Dead heads. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, it's crazy, like, the versatility of, like, Bjork, for example, and, like, how she was able to, like, do a whole bunch of different sounds with the same,

pretty much the same shit. It's like, Isaac, if you had, like, a song and then, like, you just threw a different beat on it, Like the same BPM, I guess, right? Similar BPM, but like you just threw a separate beat on it. It just changes the whole vibe. It's fucking crazy, dude. I mean, I get it. It's kind of like the acoustic version and like the, but like they were totally different vibes.

It was like there was three different versions and then one was super ambient. The other one was super orchestral and then another one was like super like dance pop. Dude, it makes me want to like get a whole bunch of acapellas of people and then just start fucking around. Well, I want to get aquapellas of our music. and flip him on its head. Well, guess what? Good for you. A part of me, you know,

going through the whole album process and mastering music, I get all of the Acapellas and stuff because you kind of need that. I have a little bit of those. Yeah, it's actually fun. Yeah.

So like, I'm about to put some shit on a fart music. Dude, you should do a remix album. You know how people do that? You should like just send out the stems and then we pick the best remixes. That'd be a great video, Willie. That'd be a great video.

Do that. And we react to the remixes. Yeah, that'd be a fun idea. You know what I really want to do? I want to get in Rocket League. I want to get in Rocket League. You want to what? I want to get in Rocket League.

That would be so sick. That would be so sick. Oh, I love you, love you. I'm not going to spoil too much, but Grunk, the one song that you're on, one of those beats, I could definitely see going in Rocket League. You need to stop saying bullshit, bro. So when's everything going to happen?

The fuck! You better say April fools, boy. You better say. April falls You stop fucking saying shit Like what? Dude the project Project drops in like two, three weeks

I'm April full I'd fooled man Three weeks Fool me Four me four more same on you Is that hitting you Yeah Right now? Not really

Oh April Fools April Fools is hitting me April Fools I'm ready Yeah No but overall I like the album I think that it was a great Talking about

Bully We should make an album called Victim victim Oh No make it I'll call bullied Yeah bullied Loser

Loser Jumps Idiot Dweeb Dweeb Weeb We can I don't know

I like the songs So What about you, Tanner You know You don't even know The fuck we're saying I don't want to hear that Yeah

Hise and those Yeah You know I listen to it I listen to every song And you know I kind of sucks because like I'm probably not going to want to listen to it anymore

why I don't know it's not replayability replayable for me I'm already listening to other things I'm already listening to like other stuff I'm not like actively searching for songs nothing stuck with you really quick what nothing stuck with you really I mean I see I already got to look back at the album and see there's one where the beat oh it's sisters and brothers I think that's what it is

that was good yeah sisters and brothers and it goes like and it's like really crazy bass that's like

one of mine I like playing at the gym yeah dude beauty and the beast is one of them I just like

walk outside and like it's just like a breath of fresh air and life feels pretty all right I mean I like the ones that like was already out

like preacher man and damn and beauty and the beast those ones are awesome um Those ones are really good, yeah. Tanner, are you on?

All the Love, Punch Drunk. Are you on the album right now? Yeah. You play the first three seconds of bully by, uh... Seel Green? See, Low Green, yeah. Um, you'll push him, man. Um, you'll pick up.

It's not taking it up, but, yeah. Guys, yo. Um, this week, earlier this week on Monday, it was my first day out in the freaking field for my project this summer. Like setting up shit is pretty beautiful. I'll show you a picture. Oh, look at that boy.

On a boat, too. Yeah, we're on the canoe, and that thing is an emergence trap, and it's held down by this metal pole we stuck into the sediment, and it's supposed to catch bugs that come out the water into this little cup. Oh, shit. What are you doing with the cup? What are you doing with the cup? What are you doing with the bugs?

Do you eat them? So they die. Once they get in there. Okay. And then... Easy with the tone. We take them back to the lab and dry them and weigh them, I think. And then that's the measure of biomass available.

I want to ask you something, grunk. Oh, it's like a survey. Yeah. Imagine your aunt is like, hey, I'm going on a trip. I'm just going to go on the river. And I'll see you around next week. You're like, okay. And then you catch wind that your aunt got caught in a trap.

and then and then passed and then got Wade in a lab and now it was in a Wade I would feel terrible

but it's contributing to science it's like donating an organ I'd be alright dried and Wade you'd be like speaking of

you know what aunt my aunt my aunt my aunt texted me and I was like, hey, Jack, it's been a while.

I was like, yeah, hey, hey, Aunt Blancrea. And, sorry. And then she was like, when she started, or no, she was like, how's Virginia? I was like, because to my knowledge, she still lives here. I was like, oh, it's good. You know, the weather's been crazy. Wouldn't you agree? She's like, I don't.

live in Virginia anymore. And since when did she start calling me aunt? And then sent a screenshot to my parents. I was like, yeah, what's going on with her? And they're like, I don't know. And so I think her number got hacked. And my dad was like, change all your passwords. Oh shit. Damn. Oh, wait. But wait. Change all your pastoral.

No. This is real. There's no April Fools? No April Fools. I think my aunt got compromised. Compromised Aunt turned into Ophab By what? Saying compromise is so fun That's a serious ass word Her fucking account

Got compromised Wait, so serious What did she click on To even have that happen I don't know She must be getting like a shit Does she live in Virginia or no How did she say that like a lot?

When did you start calling me on? Since when you start calling me aunt What that's such a weird So wait you said aunt Like I can't tell Maybe it's like a schizoid break well it is my actual aunt but I said aunt in quotation because

I feel like she got hacked and it's not actually my aunt What's the scary movie where the old people They like the crazy ones They kill the other old people And then they pretend to be the grandparents Oh I know we're talking about Longtime NoC hey

Do you want to blur that or Oh That's her name right there Yeah I was like Yeah sure I don't know Wait, why did she do a sad face like that? Is she tapped in like that?

No, I don't know. A fucking winky emoji. Winky face is like tapped in. It was a reverse winky mojee. Yeah, reverse winky emoji. Reverse. Yeah. Like sad, like, with like a tear.

Yeah, but it's like a weird vibe. We haven't talked to each other a long time either. Dude. Well, my question is, how do you know that she's not like? Tweaking off the yurks, man. How do you know? She'd be off the yerk. I don't.

That's up to my parents to inform me. Oh, well, your parents already told you to block the number, so you got to block the number. What if your family goes over there and then you get a text from your dad and it's like, hey, Jack. How's Virginia? Dude, I'd actually start to get scared, I think. It's like a mixture of that one scary movie and weapons, dude. It's like what, you know, like where people just keep on going over. Rep.

Oh, speaking of movies. Wait. This was a, no, because this is a really good. movie that just came out. I keep forgetting the damn name of it. It's the one with Ryan Gosselin in it. Project Hell Mary. Project Hell Mary. Yes. Oh my God. Phenomenal movie. Great. Great movie.

I love that movie. Yeah, no. I watched it with my cousin when he was over today. Or like not today, but like this weekend. Fantastic movie. Phenomenal. It's so cute. It's sweet. And I'm excited for Christopher Nolan upcoming July movie. What's it called Conqueror? Yes. Enquest.

No. Odyssey. Yeah. Odyssey. Isn't that the one with Tom Holland or whatever? Travis Scott? Really? Yeah, Travis Scott's in it. Travis Scott's getting in April. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That sounds like a good, no, no, no. Odyssey, wait, isn't, is it, is it Odyssey with Timothy Schallemey? God, everyone's in this movie, brough. Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Ann Hathaway. Oh my God.

Yeah. What a super jazz. Can we make a movie? Can we make a movie called April Fool's, and it's just where April Fool's jokes gone wrong? No, it's called April Fool's as a trailer for a movie. It doesn't exist. Oh.

Oh, shit. That's a classic. Everyone pays money. Getting to theater, sit down. Black screen. April Fool's for one hour. Yeah, with the, yeah, the push comes.

Yeah, slowly for one hour. April Fool's. And it does that Isaac Y transition where the screen shatters and it pops off the screen. And that's it. A bunch of 3D spins. I would probably go positive. That's the, dude. How do you feel knowing that you're the blue emoji guy?

Is that how I'm perceived? Yeah, you're the Pepe Le Blue emoji guy. Is that real? Yeah, and then you're also the other emoji that's like... What? Yeah. And then you're also the other emoji that it's like, what's that an emoji?

The stock image. That's the shower singing. Oh, yeah. Shower singing. Yeah, that's the interviewer. Oh, yeah. That's the interviewer one, two, and three. I'm so serious.

Yo, how? How does you start using this? You need to start using, you need to start, Isaac, listen. You need to start using the picture of the angry bird. And there's like music notes going into. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I use that. Okay, here's what.

Here's my pet pee. Didn't hit. Is that what it was? It wasn't good. I'll be real. There are so many funny fucking images that I find and I put in videos and immediately get corrected because I didn't know that the monkey was, was shocked in the moment. It was in fact not a monkey.

shocked in the moment. It was actually artificial intelligence. Yeah. You're talking about the... Or like when he's grabbing his... Oh, because the picture was just him going like this. There's another one like that. Which one? The monkey shock. Yeah, he was like, yeah. I wish AI would just blow up

the fuck. Well, if it did, Angubert ear wouldn't exist. So, pick aside. Dude. I didn't... Isaac, I have an idea. I have an idea. Let's do a photo shoot where we make stock images for you to put... Yeah. We go.

Oh, we make our own image. That would be funny. Dude, there's a Gettie. I want you to show your faith. I think. I did this really, I was, I was bored one day and I did this stupid Photoshop of Isaac's face on a fish. And then I made it like really, it's so good. Dude, Isaac, I think it's getting too.

Guys, it's about time to do it. I've heard it from each and every fucking guy in the planet, dude. I don't even, don't even bring it up. You don't even bring me up. I didn't say shit. I didn't say shit. No, grunk said it. Not me. I just sat there.

I just caught a straight and I was just sitting here. It was just sitting there, bro. I was just sitting here, man. You know, but now that you got me riled up, yeah, it's about the time you started face revealing, bro. Yep. You just, you attacked me, man. I think it's time you face reveal and we could finally show that fish picture because

I remember that shit was sent to the group chat and was like, who leaked this? How'd this get leaked or something like that? And I genuinely was freaking out for your face. I was like, oh, fuck. How the fuck did that happen? Where'd they find that? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a good picture, bro. It's a really good picture. It's a stupid picture. And I would make more and post it online. If, if Isaac would just accept that his face is so memeable. I got to do some of you guys as well. I think you do have a good face. You have really good, like, control of your facial muscle.

Unfortunately, very expression. I feel like Thai long. That's why I feel like being faceless. It makes silly faces. Tai lung. Tie long. And in a cage and Kung Fu Panda where his arms are above him. He's like, ah.

I'll be Kung Fu Panda. No, I'll be Shifu. Tanner, you want to be Kung Fu Panda? Um, I want to be the goose. This is dead. Oh. All right. I'll be Kung Fu Panda.

Fine. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be the, I'll be the, you're fucking mantis. I was actually kind of thinking mantis or the monkey. Larry's the, I feel like. Or the story. What if you're just a crane? Oh, you are.

The crane. The crane. Larry might be a mantis. Can I be Melman? Melman. A mantis. A giraffe from Madagascar? Yeah.

Who's who in Madagascar? Yeah. Isaac. I'd be fine being, what's his name? Well, Larry's private. For sure. Kipper. Hey. I'm, uh, who's, what's the guy that, like, fits up.

Rico? I'm Rico. I think I'm Rico. He's a smart-ass, annoying fuck. That's Isaac. Why? Well, how I get to be, okay, you know, I'm going to make Tanner, I'm going to make Tanner, Gloria. How about that?

Does that hurt? Does it hurt, right? Is it right where it hurts? Oh, no, it's, Tanner. Tanner is. I had a crush on it. Wait, I'm King Julian and Tanner's mort. The buffoon.

Or my trippin. Or is he's smart-ass. It's just like, that I get private. Because he's super sweet, but he's super funny. No, he's so sweet. He's so sweet. He's sweet. He's sweet.

Oh, he's so cute. He's so nice. He's so nice. I want to be private. I want to be private, but I can't be. But no, no, no. He's sweet. I really do. But he's sweets. Dude, I'm like... This is who he said I am. This is... Oh my fucking God. Yeah, dude, you're fucking... you're private, bro. And he just stands there and he's like...

Does he have like a little British action? Dude, he has a... Oh, I thought that was a grenade in his mouth. This is glasses. I thought. Oh, okay. Tanner. Tanner can be King Julian. Oh my God, wait.

King Julian. I forgot about that matters. I'd be more. I'd be more disfugged. Yeah. I'd be more like Tanner's King Julian and Larry's more. King Julian. Or no.

There's like, there's not like a certain amount of people that's not working. I think of more like collectives of animals. Um, okay. Animals. Dude. Well. You know, I think if we were to really think about something that matters,

this matters. Regular show. Oh, wait. You tell our regular show coming back? Really? I'll be muscle man. I'll be muscle man. No, he didn't.

What? Oh, yeah, they're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. Yeah, they are. You can be muscle man, I'll be. Yeah, they all grew up, though. There was a time skip. The Cardinal, the birds end up dating.

What do you think about that? What? A Blue Jay and a Robin Dayton. What had happened? Why not? unrealistic wouldn't happen because they can't interbreed why they just can't oh man they're they're they're they're they're fucking they actually learned about this like yesterday they're there they're it's the key lock and key mechanism is how they describe it they're fucking uh grank grang

let me sit you down let me the kawakula you got a let me sit you down yeah yeah dude unless you've actually seen a bird penis like i don't believe it they have a cloacal patch and or in like a cloacal like uh fucking mound or some shit yeah the got that corkscrew pinguish. You just learned about this yesterday. What do you mean? Or some shit? I actually learned that last Friday. I imagine you presented this in front of the board. And like, they got this like fucking like some shit that they like grabs on like that.

Like I don't know. But they do they do the birds, they do a cloacal kiss to fucking fuck. Quakle. What is, what is that? Does it look like this? I don't know what it looks like actually. So is that video of the parrots fucking and then people are like. Oh my God.

Kissing while back shots is crazy. Is that real or is that not real? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't be watching parrot porn, dude. You want to parrot porn, bro. Great, bro. Fucking great guys. No.

Way to fucking spin the narrative, dude. Oh, I've seen that. Can this podcast just fucking in? Because now I look like the weirdo. I'm not hearing an April Fool's, man. It's not April Fool's. It's real. There's a video on Twitter

where people are like, Oh my god. She's saying while doing back shots. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy work, bro. That's crazy. And it's a bird, and they're birding.

And they're birding out and they're making out. Guys, we should really go birding. I'm being so for real. It'd be fun. I'll be down to the look at a bird. What would our roles be? I call being the watcher. Observers.

Yeah, we can wake and walk in a circle, so we're all facing all directions. Like, we're like all connected. And moving as a, yeah. I'm down It's an amoeblo Okay, I'd discover These species of bird

I could do that We should go to the tropics The Amazonians We're gonna find that new bird The Galapagos Okay I think it might It might be fake

Because someone said Is this AI And then someone posted you Oh God It's that dude Oh my god It might be fake I just think they're making

fun of the fact of the fact that they asked Wait that's the wrong video they actually did kiss I don't know I don't know that makes me pretty uncomfortable

making the bird guy uncomfortable I don't want to show that on the podcast turn it off oh you're crazy for watch they're really fat so is that like slow they're like

slow in control yeah no this got sour April full zero or what I don't know April full This has gone sour. Flight looks like that.

Oh, shit. Okay. Anyway. Oh, gosh. Okay. Damn, there was something I was going to bring up. Now, just the bitch-ass email say. It's banished.

It's completely banished. What? Let's go through some emails. Yeah, we do like one. We need to be more on top of the communications from the email. Oh, the email? Is there the email? I don't know.

I don't know. Okay, while you're pulling that up, I'm going to rant a little bit. Um, hey, dear Jim, dear basketball, dear gym, can we please fix the machines the, the, uh, Willie, Willie, where are the legs? Oh, I know you're talking about all the schedule. They're all down for the count. There's like four. I can even, I can, I can, I can I can. I couldn't. I could make her. Cause like, like, like, leg extension was down. Leg girl's was down. I was like, yeah, bro. I couldn't do anything. Wait, I'm, you're, are. Yeah, because I forget what's muscle. Is it? Is it? hamstring? For what? Hamstring curls?

Yeah. Where you're laying on your belly? That's also your hamstrings. That's your hammies for show. And your big butt hole. You're confused. What's the machine to sit on your buttocks? So you,

and you curl it downwards? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's your hamstrings. Here we go. Come on, JP, bring it home. Yeah. That's your hamstring. Oh, my God.

What does you want to do? Well, yeah, the hamstring. All of our hamstring. machines are dead. They're gone. There's three of them. Brother, I mean someone was breaking them. Someone was doing a lot of weight. Oh, dude, what's he doing? I don't know. How's this angle? That's a good angle.

That's great, bro. For the listeners at home, Grunk is doing some weird shit. I'm about a flash everyone, I think. No. No. No. No, no, no. Oh, do a handstand. Yes. Oh, is that what he's what to do? Yeah. Do you have ample room?

He has room. Ample room? Yes. Oh, shit. Whoa. Whoa. No, that was the... Damn, we got red as a tomato.

Holy shit. He got super red. You got so red. What if his, like, headburst and blood was like... Did you see it? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I hurt my knee.

Oh, you look at that. It was funny. Thanks. Um... I'm saying... What if we all got into that? No. No.

how to blur my stomach. Oh my god, you're so, like, easygoing, man. You're like the weird kid who said something. Like, no one acknowledged. Yeah, wait, would you say it, Turner? Yeah, no, that's fine. Oh, my God. No, I heard it.

He said, what of my blood, one of my head exploded in blood? He was like, what if he was like, blot-way and we were like, and no one said. Dude, I've had run-ins with people where their head explodes. It, Aprilfuls. But I, I've had run-ins with people where,

um, they're like, damn, I wish I had the power to just look at someone and blow up their head. And then, like, confronts them and being like, well, what if it worked one day? Like, how would you feel? All right, try it on me. Oh, I'd feel shitty. Imagine you can't turn it off and you start looking around. Yeah, you're looking at everyone.

Everyone's just blowing up. Yeah, that'd be really bad. You'd have to become a monk who never open his eyes ever again. You'd always wear a blind. Oh, you'd just be like... Holy shit. My... Grunk.

Oh, oh. It stopped at like 57-54. Uh-oh. That's okay. I thought it was like for three minutes. Yeah, no, mine didn't record for 30 minutes. Oh, okay. Dude, you actually think I'm kidding, but if you go to hardcore talking,

I wrote at 101, my recording just stopped and restarted. Sorry, no April Fool's on that one. No, April Fool. I know you really wanted it, but I couldn't give it. Oh, my audacity story. Yay. That one's April Fools. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, so I was going through all these egos. There's a lot of, I mean, there's a lot of shit. I'm not going to lie, there's a lot of random ass crap. Like, there's one email that has a bunch of photos of chickens, and that's about it. I mean, we can look at that. We can dive deep in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bring it up. Yeah, we can dive into that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can look into that one. Yeah, come on. We have time. We have time.

We don't. I don't know. We like, we forget prompts. Well, we never see any prompts. So they just, it's always like a bunch of random. Are you going to continue reading our. I have something. Viewers at home.

Deviated septum check. Can you guys let me know? Whoa. What the fuck? Let me help you out. Let me know. I see that might be bevious. Oh, man.

Holy crap. That's pretty one-sided. Yeah, it's like only one side. It looks like the... Oh. Bussie. Why do you have a deviant septum? What happened?

Yeah. Who me? Yeah. I think I do too. But like, you know, I just don't do anything with my body. I just, I'm just raw. That's how they see me. I'm out of the package and that's it.

Okay. Rip me at the plastic. You're brand new one time is when you're born. Rip me out the plastic. I am. Sam, I am. If you could be reborn into anything, what would you be reborn into? A bird.

Are you just saying that because you're like learning about them? No, because you can fly or a bat, which any flying animal. That sounds dope. Anything like living or not, uh, living? If you could be reborn as anything. Anything? Anything. Anything.

Anything is anything. I want to be a giant maple tree. Crazy. Giant maple tree. I want to be a haloxygotic caratical, whatever the fuck that big, big as dino is with a big beak. Yeah. I wanted to like try. Oh, the one with Helaora in the, in the TikTok edits with the big beak.

I'd be the, uh, you just fucking say. Dude, there was, oh my God. I'd be like, I'd be like, Ibina Regalis. What's that? It's, uh, paleontology. So you're coming back to Dino. 500 million years ago. Shit.

Let's hop in like Dino, I'm in like Jurassic Ranked Lobbies and like, like, Loki just like fuck up some, some little. Yeah, I hate to kill your vibe. I really hate to kill your vibe. But I would respond. as the snail that chases you forever, and if I touch you once you die. I literally respond as a flying animal. Opabinia regalis.

Yeah, but... What? What the hell? What is that? The crustacean, bro. See, that shit came in the Cambrian. Yeah. Cambrian explosion much.

The Cambrian, the Cambrian explosion. What's that other one? What? After you're done exploring the skies, can you explore the deep ocean for us? I originally was wanting to do that, but then I didn't want to anymore. Did you get scared of it?

I don't know. Just lost interest in it for some reason. What? How can you lose interest? There's like so much. I'm still interested in it, but like, like, putting like life's amount of time into it. Three most interesting things in the world. Rainforest, ocean, space.

Yeah, pretty much. Space is more interesting than everything combined. Yeah. Space is everything combined. I want to know how something that's infinite is expanding. Infinite. Dude, infinite does not. Intuitive.

Like that, that thing does not transcend to me at all. Infinite. Dude. Like if there's a wall, what's on the other side of the wall? Or if there's an edge. But like, how is it infinite? How? How?

Because we can't explain it. We just can't explain it. Total plebs. You guys are plebs. Dude, I think it's, you know how it's expanding? There's going to be a big tear. What? There's going to be.

It calls plebs. Yeah. I was like, plebeians. You guys are total plebs. I think, you know how the big bang. start the Big Bang. The Big Bang. I think it's going to happen again.

I think it's going to happen again. Yeah. You know, it just happened out of nowhere. I agree. You just say it's not going to happen. I think the universe is expanding, right? There's going to be a big tear, and then the universe is going to reset.

Like, the big tear, tear novels as the Big Bang. All things have a cycle in life and it still does the universe. Exactly. And it's crazy. Yeah. Yep. Do you guys believe in the simulation theory?

No. Yeah. Anything. I mean, it's becoming really, really probable. We just don't know. I don't know.

No, I don't know. It's, I don't know. I don't know. I believe in and just taking it all in. I believe in Frank Ocean. I believe in.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. I live on a time and age where the amount of information, even if that did come out, if the present of the United States and every other, like,

big world country, big, big country, was like, hey, this is happening. And it's really scary. And we're going to die in 10 days. The universe is going to explode. No one's going to believe it. Nothing fucking mad. Dude, I don't even think anyone would care anymore.

Like, dude, like, dude, I don't care. Yeah, I said it. April fools? April, yeah. April fools. Yeah, it's completely out of our control. Yeah, it really is, dude.

We can get hit by a meteor. Like, we are a speck of sand in the entire, in like one billion oceans. One billion billion oceans. That's how small we are. Are we okay, group chat? Somebody's worried about, like, changing their car tire. And they're like, how am I going to do this? And if you zoom out, it's like, and like, and bro, this is why you chase her, bro.

Ask that girl out, bro. This is why you go and get that fit body, bro, because it don't matter, bro. Because yolo, you yolo, man. Buy that bad. Celerant skin, bro. You only Yolo once. Play Fortnite with that bro, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. Lift with that guy at the gym, bro, dude. Respond to that message, bro. Call that number back. Chat with the scammer. Nothing matter. Scam him. Chat with the scammer.

Chat with the scammer. Chat with the scammer, man. I'm looking at Pokemon cards that are awesome. And that's why I think it comes to my next point. Buy all those Pokemon cards. Let me see what you're looking at. It's all garbage. Take out high yield loans.

Just about. Just crazy how I can read the mind. Well, you know what, guys, it's a new dawn. It's a new day. Tanner opened up his channel. JP opened up his channel. Like, it is new dawn, new days. New things are happening in life.

New dawn on new days. Hey. Hey. Hey. I heard that. Larry. Yeah, what's up? Those are two channels that are

open. Yeah, and mine's coming up. Where's flurp? Oh, dang. Yeah, where is Flirp? I forgot to log in. Go flirm. Flirm!

Flirm! Stop! Flirb! Yo! Flirm! Come here! No, Flerm! You should get people excited for it.

Like, give it 30 seconds because I think broke this to go. But like, fuck it, man. Tell people what you're doing. I feel like... Well, no, no, no. I want to tell you when it's ready. I'm telling one's ready.

Oh, fuck. Okay, never mind. Yeah, I'm a show we're not a talker. You know what I'm saying? You're a show or not a grower. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Dang. Oh, I fuck with that.

Should we read more book or no? Are we done with the book? Are we retired? Can we just read one piece? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to divvy up. I just have to read one piece. Someone suggested manga.

I'll catch up to you guys. You were set a new threshold. I'll catch up. Wait, let's all, let's read One Punch Man 3 instead of watching it because watching it was very. sad and depressing. Yeah, reading it.

Definitely. Okay. That actually ruined my fucking years. Let's think I've ever been happy since. Let's actually set it right now because Isaac,

I love you, man, but I don't think that, I think you'll forget again. it's a lot going on. it's been, no, dude. Yeah, pick one there. I got a little bit past part two, the beginning of part two. And I caught up to part two.

I'm on page 105 right now, but we can stop it. So, oh, we go to. Yeah, Matt, you're going to have a lot. Look, I got string. Let's go to 119. Okay. Okay. Yep.

Okay. Whoa. I'm down. Okay. 119. I don't know how you guys can do that. I can't do that. really upset about it.

Dude, yeah. I can't. I can't do that either. Tanner and Nick are really good at it. Yeah, I got input delay. Whatever. Oh, okay, Larry. Okay, I got a bounce real though.

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