The Group Chat - #156 - 1 Larry = 1 Doubloon

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

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Good, what you do. You should have run away right now. The podcast will see it for like 30 seconds without you. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the group chat podcast. No, I didn't do my reading this week. Oh, welcome to the club. Me neither, man.

I haven't read in like a month. I feel like right now is a very, very busy time. You haven't watched your video in a month? Your picture book? Oh, the captain underpants. He made me feel comfortable Like it was awesome And you stopped reading him

Like Yeah Yeah Well I don't give a fuck anymore So Wow He dropped out You know he lost his up

He lost his subscriber I don't know Whoa I want the That's one called for I know Me and Carl Young We're not a good for right now

Yeah Dude I was actually I tried reading it And it was actually Just really boring This chapter I'll be for real Dude that was like

The whole book For me low key I mean, let's be for real for a second. Let's be so for real. Manga One Piece would be so much more to tailor now. Oh shit. We actually can do that? No, I don't know.

He's like, he'll be all mad. He'll be like, you got a shout out. Yo. Hey, guys. How's it going? Welcome back to Larry just got back guys. Hey, Larry. Hey, we're going to be going through all of the nitty-gritty things that Larry's done wrong in life.

Okay. Yeah, there's quite a few here. We're going to start with one. I used to buy people. that's a very much given that's uh that's about it thank you guys thanks guys everyone

hi everyone go group for 10% more uh trickery damn right damn right dude i'm sipping on mine listen ready i know that's just been there for like a week i wasn't even there what dude dude there's a uh doctor brown's cream soda in my car

that my friend left for like a day or two and i tried it i tried to I try to sip it is like water it's like somehow it's somehow went from one of the sweetest, yummiest drinks to taste like water. What is this Dr. Brown? Is it root beer? Yeah. It makes sense. Why does it make sense?

Dr. Brown, root beer and cream soda. I don't know. Have I not heard of this before? Yeah, I've never heard of that. It's really yummy. Dr. Brown. It sounds like an appointment. You buy it's really freaking yummy. Now, Soft William, why is your camera off? What seems to be going on there? Um, so

we went to a fun little, uh, Renaissance fair. And I'm saying they coordinated to go without me. Yeah, we did it purpose of you. busiest I was trying to plan like yo guys can I come out for this weekend so we can all go to rent fare and they're like yeah and then they went the weekend without me he was free every single weekend for the past like for like all 2026 I cleared my weekends I called out of work for four weeks in a row so we could do it and then they just didn't get back to me and they did it without me

we had a lot of fun you said your dad watches this too sometimes he's gonna believe it yeah I know I'm just kidding y'all stop watching us you think I yeah probably dang didn't what if you had Like he texts you like Saturday morning. He's like, dude. Still here. Bro, some people we know that like be like, oh yeah. Sometimes I watch you guys' podcast.

I'm like, which ones, which episodes? Because we talk some crazy shit sometimes on some of them. I know what you heard from us. Dude, I feel like the older ones are way worse. I feel like we like kind of grew up a little bit. We did grow up a little bit. But the older ones were like so much pee-p-p-poo-bub-boh fart. Dude, we still talk about pee-poo-poo-poo-bub-fart.

We still do that shit. No, now it's like. It's a good. I'm almost to the age where I have to buy my own health insurance, and I'm still thinking about, like, butts and farts. Like, that's hysterical. Speaking of health insurance, I'm sick as a dog because someone threw a playground at me. Let's circle back.

Went to the rent fare. Okay. Let me be clear about this. I have no idea how I got sick at all. I genuinely am convinced to play grat. Tanner and I were walking, right, at the rent fair. And then we just see some weird thing that's flying through the air and it lands near us. And Tanner's like, what the fuck is that?

And then some of the guy picks it. That was you and I. I was right behind you. And the guy threw the plague rat. And I was like, what the hell is that shit? No, Larry, that was you and me. Why? I was right next to Nick.

That was me. There were two instances of the plague rat. They saw it first, I guess. Because we saw it on our way back out. Because me and Nick were in the front. And then this weird purple, gross, soggy looking. Yeah. I thought it was like someone threw a bag of poop at us.

It was like a rat with like X's for eyes. And it was like, Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, uh-oh. Yeah. And so we thought nothing of it.

And then I come home. I had the worst headache of all time. And I was thinking that it was because of the stupid dumb helmet that I bought and I was walking around with weighing on my fat head. But instead, I think my brain was just getting, you know, swarmed with viruses. Dude, I think at the time it was that damn helmet, bro. You were like so out of it after that helmet took off. I think it was you that said it. you were like, it was like Tanner during last leave VC.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. I was with you guys. Every single time I, this one goes on your head, you just shut down. Bro,

if that's how Tanner felt during last leave E.C. I actually felt really bad for him because I was miserable. That was just the, I feel like the football helmet's worse though. Because like I had the chin strap. I was like, it was just like that the entire time. Yeah,

I had a pretty bad thing. My hand came off. It was like, that episode of One Piece where Zorro like inherits all the pain from Kuma. Yeah. That's what, like, yeah. So all of the pain from lastly V.C.,

there was just one instance that touched Willie, and that's all. It's all row for him. The helmet. Oh, my God. That was just 1% of the pain you went through. You wouldn't last in that VC. You'd leave.

Yeah. Dude, come on. I would not last in that VC. You would leave. You would leave. You would be free. Yeah, dude. So the night that I get home, right?

I just order some food and I'm like, all right, man, this addict's got to go away somehow, some way. I wake up, bro, fever, fucking chills, everything. And I've just been fighting this shit for the past like four days now, bro. It's been bad. It's been kicking my butt. I've been spitting up mucus that I've never even seen before. Tell me the hex colors. Tell me all the hues. Yeah, drop the hues and heck.

Oh, yeah, there was a time I had blood. I was like blood. Are we talking about like BF361A? Yeah, more like C4992A. That's too little. You need one more little. What about CF4,000? B.

Wait, what? How many hexes in the code? Six. It's a hex code, Nick. Oh, that's hexagon. Six. Oh, that's why they... Yeah.

What about Pex? Penn. Pet code. Is there six? Am I tripping? Hold up. Yeah, no, it's six. It's six.

Hecta. Pentegon. Pentagon is five. X. Okay. Okay. Okay, so you're spitting up petigons and hexagons. Yeah.

If you can color it. Bro, dude, and we're talking about this because of health insurance. Dude, I was like, I have no health insurance. So I'm sitting here like, dude, I could totally be screwed right now. Like, fighting for my freaking life. I'm like dying here. Like, I don't want to go to the doctor and find out what it is and then have to spend a fuckload of money.

Do you actually have no health insurance? No, I don't have it anymore. Why? My mom's really mad at me. I know. Because that issue is so expensive. And like, I get. I get, I don't know, I saw TikTok of a guy that was like, all right, man, I don't pay for health insurance.

I just never pay my bill. I'm like, all right, fuck it. I think everyone should probably stop paying their bills. I got coming to my TikTok collections. Dude, how are they going to stop us if we all stop paying taxes and bills and like everything? Yeah. They can't stop all of us. Not only want to speak about it.

Never mind. Oh, yeah. Today's due. Everyone's good. Mm-hmm. Oh, rip. Today's a day. It's tax day.

I'm going to wait two years. No. Don't come find me when they need me. Yeah. I don't know where I'm at. When they need some spare chains, they know where to find me. Yeah. Anyways.

Fuck taxes. Yeah. But also, um, run fair. I want to talk more about the rent fare. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. That shit was really fun. It was our first time going, all of us.

We could go. Dude, there was, when we were getting there, um, so we have someone new in the team, and they were, like, telling us, like, directions. And there's a road you got to go down called Old Potato. So it's Old Potato Road. And it's kind of like the Red Fairs tucked away from the highway. And it's kind of hidden. And it was me and Nick in the car.

And then Tanner and Isaac were in a different car. And we were trying to tell them. I called them. I was trying to tell them, okay, look, you got to do a U-turn. And then you got to go down Old Potato Road. And they were like, oh, yeah, yeah. And then you got to go left on like carrot. We were laughing our asses off in the car.

Because you would call and you're the way that you're explaining it was so illiterate that Tanner and I dead ass felt more lost than what do you mean What do you mean? I told you you turn and then right on old potato Because the GPS is going to take you wrong Yeah, multiple people in the car everyone chimed in a road no it's after the old potato road No, you got to take a left on it Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah It's not a left. I mean a right a right on old potato road No no no

Do you're right yeah because you're supposed to do you turn but that's why we're just why we're just to do you turn but that's why we're we were saying like, hey dude, instead of making a U-turn, just make a left on Old Potato. Yeah, that's what he was trying to say, so that you don't have to do a U-turn and then a right into Old Potato. You just... Because it took us, it took us like a mile and a half further away from Old Potato. Yeah. For some weird reason. Because they wanted us to go through a different entrance.

A real U-turn, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Keep in mind, though, that like Tanner and I are like, we're maybe five to seven minutes behind you guys. So in the course of like 45 seconds, you're dumping all this information on him. I'm just, like, looking over... I'm like side-eyeing Tanner. He's looking at me.

We're just looking at each other. We're like, what the fuck? Where are we? What? It does sound like a joke, though, to be honest. Yeah. Old Potato Road. I'll go along.

Well, down past old potato road. Classic Larry bit. Old Potato Road. Old potato road. And then you hit a T intersection. And that's the part Yose didn't get. I was trying to say a T intersection. And then you go right on the T intersection.

That's a left. Well, my cameras flip. So I guess that way. It's right. Dude. But anyways, yeah, it worked out. We all got there and we got there safely. And then, oh my God, dude, there's so much shit going on at that damn rent fare.

We had, uh, let's not, let's not spoiled too much. What would you talk about it? Probably. I forgot we recorded a video. Yeah, right. I thought we just went for fun. Yeah, right. Yeah.

I didn't even shoot the cameras. They were so good. It was really fun. It was enjoy. I used to dick. I won't lie. I used to dick on them. I was like, oh my God.

I mean, dude, there are some people there that do take that ish way too serious. Like that one old geeseer fuck, dude. Oh, my God. I remember the same guy that was yelling like medic or something like that, he's like, medic, he was like yelling at people to like move and shit. He was the same old fuck that when I was, I got my sword. They put this like little band around your sword so you can't unsheat it. And I asked the lady, only the lady.

I was like, and I asked her in a pretty, like, room sounding voice, whatever, like indoor voice. I was, I mean, I was just like, well, what is this for? Just out of curiosity. And then he's like, it's to make sure that you don't pull the sword out. And then we all get pissed at you. And I was like, dude, what the fuck? Welcome to the rent fare. That sword.

How old was he? He had to have been like 70-something, dude. Really? Okay, got an old Flack, man. Hell no. Fuck, come on. No, I want to jost.

The sword that you bought, too, and this is what I was confused about. They made it sound like it was ready to kill. Like, it will, it can do damage. But we unsheathed it at home. It's as dull as like a brick. Yeah, that motherfucking doll, bro. I tried cutting my own head off.

It did not work. I bought a rapier sword or whatever it's called. It's a fencing sword. Yeah. And it's a sick sword, dude. It's a dull as hell. It's one of the nicest cutlasses and really all the seven seas if you think about it. It's really,

it's a craftsmanship to balance it on one finger. You have to make sure the perfect amount of white distribution on your sword is really just. I remember the first shop we looked at, there was like a weapon shop and one of the daggers that we looked at was like 300 bucks. It was like a little dagger. And it's like, damn that crassel should got to be damn. They had that medieval carambit,

that medieval like Oh, Emerald Drop, Carambra. Guess how much this cost? That actually has powers. And this has powers too. Yeah,

20 bucks. That's from Amazon. That's from Amazon. $1. $20. You said it. Damn. I was joking.

My one was 30, dude. It was like a stick. Dude. No, but this thing actually gave us good look because because you'll see.

Oh, man. That's like a viewer. Stuff kept happening to us. And it was awesome. No, it was just a good look charm. A lot of good,

look happened right after I bought this. Literally right out the gate when I came out with a shop. It was like a witch shop or some I think I got on Amazon. No, no. No, I saw that they probably got off Amazon. Dude, if it was such a good luck charm, then why did I catch the fucking plague? Huh? Because he didn't get one. Because I'm not sick. I don't know about you.

Keep in mind, I'm not sick. Remember when you saw that rat? You're with Tanner. When I saw that rat, I was with Larry. I'm not sick. And neither is he. I'm just saying. Dude, I think it's because when we all got torrentially downpour on really bad. Yeah. Bro.

Dude, it rained so fucking bad. Yeah. It was like majestic. Like it felt scripted rain. Like raindrops are actually this big. Oh, grun.

I just look here and there. Everyone was running for shelter and I looked at Larry. I was like, let's do it. Dude, I look back at the footage, by the way. My nipples were showing, bro.

That shirt was like damn fucking see through. Oh, really? You don't even tell me. I didn't know. I even see him. I didn't even see him. The camera caught in. Caught my brown nipples.

You had your headlid in the rain. Yeah. Oh no. It was cold. But then, yeah, me and Isaac, we looked at each other when it started raining. Because there was like, it was really pretty. There was like sun shining through the clouds and it was raining. So it was very dramatic.

Yeah. And so we started waltzing in the mud. You know, we were going back and forth. Right in the middle. It felt like majestic. Yeah. We had a few people. recording us on their phone, so I wonder if that's going to be posted anywhere else.

Aw. I wonder if it's already up somewhere. Possibly, maybe, maybe, possibly. But, yeah, no, it was a overall. Yeah, we also got recognized by Larry as well. Oh, that we did, yeah. My double camera. Got that by Larry?

Double. Yeah. Oh, dude, I feel so bad about the interaction. I look like such an asshole because he was in my peripheral, right? I'm standing around, looking around. and I see a Larry-like figure walk up to me and stand right next to me and I'm just like

oh okay Larry's right next to me I'm like Dude you were doing this I was looking at you you were like Yeah you like rolled your eyes you're eating something

You're like Yeah like And the guy was just looking at you You were just Yeah And then I looked over to my right And I was like Oh oh what's up dude

I'm like I'm so sorry bro I thought you were Larry That's why I just kind of didn't care for a second Dude he actually He looked identical Not identical, Larry, but he had like the same, like long black hair, same height. He was like, it's getting like a perfect me, bro.

It was luscious. Yeah, and squinted your eyes, they'd be identical. Mm-hmm. No, yeah, he had it down. And if you, I don't know, probably is still listening or watching, but. Oh, you definitely. I know, you. I know, man.

I'm so sorry. I forget what you're new. It was. But the Renfair was really a jarring experience for all of us. Renfair was a movie. Mm-hmm. Dude, grunk. You should have been there, bro.

Tell me about it, man. Oh, I need to be honest for a second. I'm currently cat sitting. We're a cat sitting. This house is cat sitting. And she's in here. And she might. Yeah, she's, she's meowing a little bit.

That we are. Bad things. She's just meowing. If anyone hears any meowing it to me, I'm sorry. You have a cat right now? What's up, oopsie? Can I touch it? Yeah.

To the screen. Pet it. Yeah, bring Bento. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Dude, Bento is actually, like, a purve. Like, we can't.

No. What the fuck? No? No. No, he's just. weird with cats. He's broken. He harasses cats. Like he's a weirdo. I try. No. What? No. Dude. He's a purve. Like he's weird. Like, he just needs to be alone. I'll be honest. He, he's through the dog. Like, he just gets weird with cats. Dude, he tries like dominating them. I'm like, bro, like, chill out, man. Harvich. Harky. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Sister. We just make him, we just make him feel all bad about it. And then he'd stop.

Shame. Shame. Shame. You squirt. Word him or something? No, we go, Harvey, and then we fucking separated for a little bit. Harvey! You grab my back legs? Harvey, what are you doing? Wait, we've had this cat in the house for like, maybe like 15 hours now. Like we just got her yesterday to be chill here for a few more days.

Dude, does Harvey ever, I guess both of them, do they ever just like jump and like scurry and run the fuck away if you are too loud? Yes. Yeah, bro, whatever Camden throws on, like, chicken on an oily pan or, like, salmon or something.

Oh, shit. They fucking, like, they run, like, no other. It's actually pretty crazy. Like,

like, they, it's so violent. Yes. Like, they are, that's their least favorite noise, I think,

by far. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you meant running towards. No, no, no,

they run away. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, we've had this guy for a little minute So cute, it's okay I was really scared though Because I was like, I don't even know what's out

So cute So cute Oh Yeah I was scared about like Shit being on the tables and whatnot What's up? So I'm gonna come over And not when I'm sick

And I want to play with the cat I'll bring some toys for it Yeah, yeah You gotta hurry up Because I don't know how long Time's running out son So Bro why doesn't think

Why don't you guys get a pet Because that's what Bento is supposed to be that. I'm nervous that we're not responsible. I don't want to subject a cat or another living. That's fair. Why don't you start with a goldfish? I was like, we're turtle.

We were thinking about turtle would be actually pretty cool. I want to parrot. That actually is like, he's going to outlive you. It's a young turtle and then like it grows old with us. Oh, that's what happened with me. A young turtle.

You get a tortoise. Get a tortoise and have it be outside and then pass it down to your next family member. like your kid. That'd be sick. And then keep a tortoise within a family. Oh, wait, Larry, you know what you should do? You should get a chimp

and then teach it how to edit or like teach it how to do something. Oh, that's smart. You have two setups, dude. Oh, yeah, he's like back there. Oh, yeah, you guys. You see him like roll up? He's like,

oh. And he goes back on. He's a cigarette. Yeah. I was back at me. He just, boom. Ah!

Shit. Oh, that actually be a sight. I would love that. No, I would actually love that. Like, a ring tang or like a chimp. But, like, instead of a chair, he's, like, standing. Because we have, like, two standing tables. And then he has, like, ropes on the ceiling.

So you just, like, over to me. Do you think if he went feral, you could take him? Oh, shit. Oh. No. This was actually a heated topic of debate in my house. What? Why?

Like a month ago. Hell no, I would not be able to take him. Camdeno was like, yeah, I think I could. I think I could. I don't think so, bro. They're pretty crazy. Yeah. And they'll go.

Dude, they'll do unthinkable things, bro. They'll go for your eyelids. They're just mean. They'll rip your lips. Do you think you could, like, take a feral chimp that you grew up with in the family? No, I don't know.

No, I can't let that. There's, like, other factors that come into it. It's like, that's part of your family. Yeah, that's part of your family, and you know it's a wild animal, so it's like, I don't want to hurt you, dude. Yeah. It's like, come, man.

You'd rather let it, you'd rather let it grab your nostrils and, like, pull you, you, rip your face off and shit. Dude, they're fast as fuck, bro. Yeah. They're so fast. I am legend style with a dog with a dog no but with like a feral champ that's like hurting people you're saying but like what he did with his dog no I don't think I could do that to my German shepherd I'd let I'd let her kill me but no no bite my face I wouldn't be able to do it bro I am legend he

had to kill his own dog that he raised like really a dog got bit by zombie oh that's right yeah okay that was just a sad too that was like that made me like It's one of the top five, like, saddest scenes of it all time. Grime, Grime. I wanted to ask you guys. Hey. So Donatoo is dropping in less than a week. Technically, by the time this podcast drops next week away.

That's crazy. That's crazy. So what are your guys is without going into too much detail? Okay, so I love and I also like and I also like. Ah, that's boy. Um, head ass boy. I'm, you go ahead. You go, Patrick.

Oh, really? Okay. Patrick's going. Like, I'm responsible for editing this video and I'm compiling a whole bunch of shit. But I was trying to keep, I was trying my damn best not to listen to any of these songs. And luckily, I don't think I listened to a single one in full, but I did hear like the beats and shit. Which is great. but this album is extremely diverse in like all the best ways there's like there's drama there's war

there's war there's there's bops in it there's like cute songs there's like a bunch of shit in this in this album and it shows why it took so long and that's why i'm really really glad that it uh it really it stands for itself dude it really does does. Dude, it, honestly, the way that I describe this album is that it is, it caters to almost every genre, right? Yeah. So like, not, I don't hear no country in there.

You didn't let me finish. You didn't let me finish. Okay. No, dude. We're never doing that, ever, unless post Malone were to jump on a track. Only post Malone. We'd stupid for post-Malone. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. But, um, what was I going to say? Fuck. Oh, yeah. It does cater to a lot of different genres, like grunks genre of music compared to like Tanners compared to Isaacs and mine and it's crazy, bro. Tanner had one of the craziest genres on the whole album.

There's nothing else like it. Tanner went experimental as fuck. I think it's, it reminds me a lot of like a production along the lines of two, someone like two Hollis in the sense that it's like an EDM. Dude, Tanner doesn't even sound like Tanner. I was shocked. No, he doesn't.

Oh, my God, this cat's going to be the death of me, bro. he's like an advertisement in my room she's so obsessed with me right now what you doing girl she was in here I had to close the door I kicked her out I just got her felt kind of bad I wanted to leave my door

I just didn't want her to like accidentally step on something she wasn't supposed to step on but if anyone's gonna have a cat in their backdrop it gotta be you that's all I don't even know what my genre of beat is like I don't even know

it's uh it's experimental a experimental as fun it's fun It's like Too Hollis for sure It's what it is Dude there's so many

There's fucking There's fucking Just basic It's crazy There's crazy There's a drill The song you're thinking I don't think that's drill

I think that's drill I think that's true I mean it's It's New York drill With the mix of fucking It's like a No We won't go there

It's a secret Oh It's a secret It's a secret Damn I actually don't know What genre it is But I don't think it's drill

Dill Is it? Promi all right i believe but it is yeah no this album is a long it's a long time coming

but thank god the the music really speaks for itself and you could tell why it took a long time and that's honestly only it's only the beginning team one oh what i forgot

do people even know their teams no i'm kidding i can't learn my team but um team one finished in like a week which is pretty funny yeah i mean you guys were the only ones genuinely who did the right way yeah we

I didn't know we'd get like a year to work on. I think, yeah, some pressure. I know for some people with some pressure probably settled in or maybe there's like an inkling of like, well, you know what? If this has a lot of hype around there, then I want to really give it my all and then make a lot of variations and whatnot.

I saw a little bit of the behind the scenes process of some of the songs. And there was a lot of going back and forth of like versions and variations and different things and mixing in all that kind of stuff. Yeah, I think my song had, around eight to nine versions. That was just one of the songs.

The other one had like maybe three. But like, okay, wait. As someone who was on the administrative side, so you saw it all, you saw it all. Like you saw them all discussing. How many, like, who was the team that gave the most shit? About their, about their song? Yeah.

Just drop like the first letters. I don't know. No, no. I can say which teams I think cared the fucking hardest. Okay. Carried? No, no, no, cared. Yeah, who gave a big shit

I mean, I feel like everyone gave a big shit But then some people kind of like Stop giving a shit Once they're like, dude, this is taking way longer Than I thought Which granted I didn't want it to take that long either But doing things the right way with music Definitely has proven to take time

Especially when like Dude, fucking It's so much back in the music Yeah, dude, people in the music world Dude, they take weekends off man Like fuck like And it's like all right Well, here, let's see. Let's figure this out. Oh, holidays are coming around. All right. I'll see you in three fucking weeks now when you decide to come back into the office. It's like corporate, corporate is so ass. There, I said it. But one of us should go to school for that. We just do it all ourselves. Yeah. Even then it was still take time. Dude, there's this guy on TikTok that's like, okay, this is a question from the California bar state exam. And it's like, and it's that question about like, you know, fucking some cop arresting someone.

or whatever and I'd like test my knowledge if I'd be a good lawyer. Dude, I got, Tanner and I did that. You passed? You tried the bar. I got one wrong so far and I've done like four questions. I tried the bar? Well, you were in my room and we were looking at bar questions. We're like, okay, so what is the cop?

Dude, holy shit. That's a fun stream idea, dude. You should like. Trying to pass the bar. Trying to pass the bar without studying, dude. That's like a mom study. He's a savant. The bar would take hours, guys, like.

No way. Cap. Yes, it is such a long. Yes. Let me look up how long it takes. How long does the bar take to complete? Free bar exam practice. You become a lawyer?

Idiot. Yeah. Yeah, it's for a lawyer. Dude, I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian failed that shit like 10 times. Oh my God. I failed my driving test four times. You guys. Oh, I'm reading it right now.

What did you read? Well, I'm reading this thing, dude. 1,310 questions. Sweet. What? Dude, I guess there's just a lot to know in the legal world. Let me read this out loud. You ready?

Passing the bar exam as a matter of endurance and preparation, not just raw intelligence. The generally recommended preparation time is eight to ten weeks of full time study, usually totaling 400 to 600 hours, even for the average law student. Wow, sir. Oh, absurd. The bar, wait, the bar. You don't need a test. You don't need an A.

Okay. As long as you get a 70. A 70? A 70? A 70? I'm sorry, do you say as long as you get a 70? Yes, I did. Let me change my gift for a quick because I love that fucking gift.

That's so funny. Bro, imagine you get an attorney and your attorney got a 70 on the bar, bro. It doesn't show his character. They get in 30% of the shit wrong. True. That doesn't show his character. You can be charismatic, very convincing. Yep.

Can I. They're manipulative. Manipulative. Well, anyway. Dude, there's a, there's going to be a deluxe planned as well for this project. Holy shit. With a few extra songs, probably like six songs or something.

And there's going to be like a lot of people that weren't able to make it on to this first part of the project. I'm going to have them added on to the deluxe version. I'll tell you guys right now, you're not ready to see some of these people in this video. And you're not ready to see who is on the deluxe right after. Who's on the deluxe? You're not ready. But no.

You're not ready. Yeah, but you're not ready. Randy Jackson. Sorry. Can you get lightress on the deluxe and then I can be with lightress and have a deluxe song? Who? Lightris. What?

Who's a lightress? Here you go. It's your time to present. Oh shit. Okay. I'll just play one of his songs. It's actually, it's the future. It's the future and I think this is actually doable.

I'll tell you. I want to hear it. I want to hear. Put like six seconds. Okay. Hang on. I already get it. Oh, gosh.

You're like, Ethel RET. Isn't that the guy that made a quick trip? Yeah. Yeah. Yo, all right, don't be so cool. They're in Milwaukee, right? Yeah, they are. Milwaukee blade right there.

Let's get Milwaukee Blade on Donna 2 Deluxe. Let's bring out Milwaukee. It's my dream to work with L-I-D-R-R-S. How do you spell their name? I-G-H-T-R-I-S. That's like Christmas growing. D-H-T-R This is actually like Santa

I Santa right now What if this kid What if this kid's like What if he just hears by word of mouth Or what if he's like A fan What if he watches the podcast

What if he hates us dude You never know man If he hates us shit I would think I'd be upset Think of the worst Think of the worst of the worst Like fucking just hates us Grohl

That way every outcome is either As expected or like a complete surprise Yes Yes sir Well That'd be funny though if you were on a A song with Letchers. You would fit in your kid and Savoyce, did you?

Right. It would great. I got a, I got a few moots with Lightris here. Oh, shit. And dare I say he follows Niz. There I say, that's already in the bag, grunk. That's in the bag, grunk. Dare I say,

does I say follows Alex Chick as well. There is. It's actually in the bag. It's in the bag. Wow. And, and follows my attorney. Oh my God. Okay.

So that's, that's, that's a lot. So that was like the Infinity Stones right there. Yeah. Well, guys, new drunk song coming out with Lightress and probably say give it a year. Yeah, dude. I do have one fond memory with this album real quick. I thought I to interrupt, but it was when, it was, oh, Nick, it was whenever you and I were driving out and we were just in your car listening to some of the songs. We were playing me a few of the songs.

It was laid out at night and we were out driving on the highway. Like it was like some long-ass road. and we're listening to it because you were showing me variations of a song because you were testing out like the speeds and all that and like the pitches oh yeah yeah it was like dude that's just driving to listen to the variations of songs and all that like oh yeah it's just talking about perfectly imperfect yeah yeah it was it was and we were just like talking about music and everything sorry I was and then I was showing him examples of like the kind of songs that I like and little details it was just that good

That, that, that's. Yeah, Bjork. It's really what it's all about. What it's all about. Is it Bjork or Bjorn? Bjork. I'm pretty sure Bjorn is a Putapai's son. Yeah.

Yeah, dude, how is it? It's so coincidental that you're listening to someone named Bjork, and I didn't know how to pronounce Bjork a long time. Yeah, how do you pronounce the name, Bajorke? Bejork. Remember that? Oh, my God. Shout out, bro. Sorry.

What are you going to say, Isaac. Views at home. Like, I come bearing news. I'm segowing. I'm taking. hold of the whole podcast range because I'm only talking about this one thing that applies to me and me only. Okay.

So many, many moons ago, we talked about I was getting into car crash. Oh. And that was a pretty upsetting. There was a lot of damage to my car, so I had to bring it to a body shop. There right. So all everyone know, I still don't have that car back. Dang. It's still in the shop.

I believe this weekend, I get it back. And I literally have never been. as excited as I am in my adult life to get that car back. I haven't seen that thing in a minute. Yeah. Now you talk. Dude, I'm going to literally get a ticket.

That's my plan for the day I get that car back. And I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it to all the team, all my team songs. I'm going to do it to the whole album. I'm going to be like 9.30 a night. I'm going to go on the interstate. Yes, bro.

Wack-ass road with like no speed limit. I was going to go. Good for you, man. American Autoball. I miss it, man. Bro. Believe me, Isaac, I've been there. I know what it's like.

How long was your car out of commission? When the first car accident happened, it was seven months. And I had the car for five weeks. Remember that? Yeah, dude. That was the best day ever. Dude, I'm really happy for you, man. You're going to have a really fun time.

I miss my car, man. I miss it so bad. The guy was like, it got to a point where I was like, I miss it, man. He was like, dude, I'd miss it, too. And he started sending me videos Like it was like one of my sons overseas It's like proving that he's okay I'd miss it too

Damn bro He literally did say that And I felt like damn like that's how you know Yeah Bro it's crazy because like That car And my car Pretty similar

But holy fuck does my car have so many problems I have to take my car in for service I told you about the issue right What model is it Or make who made it Audi I thought, bro, my co-worker talking about his Audi is just in the shop

forever and it's like, guys, stop getting outies. Yeah, what's the Audi? What's going on? I hear they're fast, but they suck. They do suck. They're a mechanic's worst nightmare. They're purely, they like, the good thing about outies is like, if you have an Audi, you will never have, like, parts with problems.

I'm sorry, problems with parts. It's like, it's because the Audies make so many different variations of cars, like different brands, too. They're like Audi parts. in a Lamborghini, there are Audi parts and yeah. It's all owned by Volkswagen.

Yeah, it's all, yeah. It's not outsource all the Audi's parts. So there's an abundance of everything in that. Yep. So when you're like... Yeah, you can find parts for Volkswagen, for Audi for Lamborghini. For Ambriini and Lamber Hambur.

Why don't we all go down the route of a Toyota, huh? Let's all get a Toyota. You get American... Boat for, baby. Oh, wait. Honda. Honda, accord. Honda Accord. Honda Accord.

My coworker. asked me how much I'd sell my car for and I told him $100,000. Dude, you're like fucking yummy dude. Fuck you. I remember I asked yummy. I was like, yo, how much for your fucking car so I can buy it and give it to Tanner? And he's like, $30,000.

And I was like, dude, shut the fuck up. Seven grand. He's like, 30 grand. He's like, I'm like, 30 grand. He's like, I can guarantee you, I can get another 100,000 miles out of this car before I fucking sell it to $7.000. I'm like, dude, it's a Honda fucking.

Yeah, it was a manual. I can't drive that. anyway. I don't know how to drive fucking manual. Why did you want it Nick? I wanted to give it

to Tanner for a video remember? Oh yeah, instead of you wrapped in the and then I instead I bought him a motor combo

that whatever whatever happened to that car that got wrapped it's still in his garage it's still in Yemi's right next to his other car

he's got a reminder he walks out anywhere anytime he wants to go anywhere he gets to look at the massive lean logo

in his garage awesome that's a lot Dude, he He did such a good job acting in that In that video when he was pretending to be pissed I don't think I don't think I were talking about

Cope, cope, bro Cope, that was the reason That was the reason He left the reason We can talk about it now Yep, many moons have passed It was because of a car got rattling I would leave the group too

If I had an annoying ass Willie knock on my door And then wrap my fucking car Yeah, I would leave the group too Holy shit What a fucking annoying piece of shit Nick is insufferable if I had to sit on a podcast with this fucking moron.

Oh, because he wrapped the car with the lane, like, what is it wrong with you? I don't care. It must be a bit. Larry's losing his fucking mind, though. He's like, fuck, I need a PR step in right now, but I can't do anything because I'm laughing. Dude, doesn't help you. Who doesn't help that my nose is like a little bit like tight right now? And it was really hard to breathe through it.

Dude, there should be more where you hate. Honestly, there's not enough. Bro, no, there's too much will he hate. There's too much will. Oh, my God. All things for real. It's pretty crazy.

You guys have a problem with this kid. They hate's getting to me, guys. I'm dying. Thanks, everyone. Every time he gets, hey, he rolls over and he also gets sick for another day. Yeah, keep throwing more plague rats out. Every time.

Every time he sees a tweet mentioning him in a negative way, he gives himself 40 lashes on the back. Then he has to do 1,000 pushups. He's really strong also. You should see him. He looks like Battlescarden perfect. Yeah. Battles guarded perfect.

Battlescarden perfect. Like a weird CSGO oxymoron. Oh, goodness. Whoa. Check that out. Can we bring back Minecraft server? Yes. I have a new friend group to add.

It's going to be dope. Can we have a new friend group? Let's add vanilla perfected mods. So it's like different. Okay. Controversial here. I actually, I really do want to do a group stream. That's so controversial

Controversial Me too So what We want to do a group stream as well I feel like we should do group streams Once a week for fun And it's just fun And it's just fun

But the non-fun part is like That figuring out shit Like all right let's see what's the game And then you know Dude I was actually looking back Someone uploaded my Vodz on YouTube And I was looking back at those old Minecraft ones We don't have the group chat vods?

That was so fun. I think so. Yeah. But like, bro, like we used to have fun altogether on live streams. Can you believe that? There was a time when that happened.

Do you believe it? I remember the Minecraft where we were like not talking. Sorry, interrupted you. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Right before Nick got burned alive with a lava bucket. Dude. Yeah, you guys remember we all lived in that like valley? That was lit, bro. The waterfall. Yeah, that's a great.

We did the Minecraft podcast from all those moons ago Where we were fishing and Tanner got killed by a zombie Oh That's right A little like caved in area I fucking trolled the shit out of yummy You were hell at troll I think we're all in troll town Dude that whole entire plug-in thing was so fun

It was Mm-hmm I feel like he could be adapted and adjusted you know Like I feel like he could be done more Where instead of it just being to one individual person There could be like just for everyone. Just troll everyone, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some fun thing. Something could come up on screen. Remember what people would like donate and then like it'd fuck with us? Yeah. Oh, crowd control. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I don't know, I feel like that.

That's still to me is like the number one craziest like pugging ever. I'm surprised not a lot of people taking advantage of that and like reworked it. I'm still surprised, bro. Honestly, if I really gave much more thought and time to it, I probably could have perfected it in like. Something could have come up on screen. Like, imagine like a little wheel that comes up on your screen or something. It like spins and then shows what ends up happening.

Yeah, bro. It's like gambling then people do more. It would be sick. Oh my God, dude. The world is truly your oyster. But, what's up, girl? What's up? Air them.

Yeah. Talk about your cat. Very talkative cat, I must say. Very, very yap. Yeah, very, very yapaholic. I can't tell what she wants. Bentow sounds exactly like that. Hey, he, that more barely.

That's what he talks. He's barely talking of. Do you, okay, wait, question. For the, for the cat veterans, I would say Tanner's, Terry, you're a cat veteran. You have cats. I've had cats my whole life. Okay. So Tander grunk and Nick, I've never had a cat.

I've always had dogs. Like always. Like, always. But when your cat is like hella interested in whatever you got going on, like, hella, like, hell. Like, nosy. You ever like, you ever like. pay it zero mind and just continue doing what you're doing because i don't think i can do that every single time i'm not to i see him like walking my room i'm like oh my god hello oh well not in that

sense yeah i say hello first but like if she's walking across like my table i'm just like yeah just like that's it and uh they know that annoys me so like i'll know they they're wanting something of me whenever they're being annoying as shit walking all across my desk and then god bro it's so annoying. It's like, it's like, what are you doing? It's like genuinely what you do. They get up on your death and then they start walking and then they jump down and then they jump back up and then start walking. Yes, they do the same shit. Bento does the same crap and then he tries to like, he gets behind all my wires and then tries going on my PC and then turns it off and I'm like, bro. My entire desk is not your jungle gym, bro. Yeah, all the cats I've ever owned always want to chew on my wires and like just tear shit up. Really? Dude, I'm so lucky mine don't chew on shit. Yeah, yours look pretty chill. Well, guys is why. This is my. This is my. This is my. why I can't have pets right now, bro. This is why, bro. Yeah, well, just get good cats. That's fair.

Too much shit, I can't do that. Bro, Raya's about to be two years old, and she still chews on shit, man. I just called her. She chewed on one of my, uh, my MacBook, uh, charger wires. Just chewed the end off completely. Oh my God. Yeah, right. I was, I was really disappointed.

Dogs are annoying as shit. But then I learned dogs live in the moment. And so it's like, I just got to show her the cord and be like, no. And then I move on. No. No. No. I've ever told you when I was back home at Washington I woke up

it was like 6 a.m. I come out to the living room and I just smell the worst smell I've ever smelled my entire life. Oh God. Oh God. And my lovely dog, Nana banana. Lade out a mud pie.

A huge circle of like fucking wet poop on the phone. Oh, a little crape. Yeah, so the responsibility you fell on me. You were at first. I had to grab napkins and I was trying to pick it up. And it was like seeping through the free.

Wow. I was like gagging. I had to go outside and breathe fresh air. I didn't do it. That's disgusting actually. It took like an hour to clean up because I kept gagging and having to walk away. Oh my God. Dog shit is the most like, you know if you're dog shit somewhere.

No matter of the floor, you will smell it. Dude, it's like a full-scale investigation. Whenever you smell it's like, you turn into your dog. I have to go find that. Yeah, and it's so strong. It's hard to get a direction because it's like anywhere you walk. It's still that same strong.

You ever like you have to reset your like olfactory bulbs? So you walk outside and walk back in so you can get your own factory balls. Yeah. You have to. You have to recalibrate your nose. I'm going to turn on my makeup game. I want you know if you guys can remember. There's one morning to Lula flew up,

threw up on the floor. And they woke me up to be fed. And I just fucking kicked it. Just straight up kicked the vomit. And it, like, got all over my feet. Ooh. I hate her kids. Luckily, her throw up mostly chunky food.

I think she just eats too fast. Bless her heart. You got to put a little maze. You got to get a little maze. Or, like, one of those, like, balls that he just, like, have to move around. Yeah. Damn, dude.

Well, I don't have a little pets. I have to deal with all the wild. But I do, like, like, dang, guys, a bird or a horse would be so. Dude, birds are annoying. I know. But they're so dope. I had a parakeet.

He had a raven. That'd be dope. Whoa. Or a falcon. I had a, go. Take off their little helmet in. Oh,

that'd be sick. Look left to the right. I had a parakeet. This bird would not shut up, bro. They're very, very talk. All they do is speak.

Even forever, too. That's cute. If you were to get like a, not a parakeet, don't get a parakeet. If you're looking for a bird, you have to just blow the budget, man. You have to get an expensive bird.

Because what those expensive birds can do is they learn way well, way better. They'll imitate. Well, you know, it's a smart bird, a crow. Crows are pretty daint-smart. Crows are ridiculously smart. They know how to do, like, fucking puzzles and shit. Mark Crowber taught me that.

Yep, thanks, Robert. I've had, like, a moment with a crow. What? Really? This crow, yeah. I was at Target. You had a moment with a crow? Yeah, I was at Target.

And I parked in this crow. row like landed like on my hood he just looked at me I looked at him we're dead ass there and each other for like 32 seconds wow like I held up my hand and dead ass were like hmm they're looking at what was going on in there there's nothing but it was cool shout out that crow shout out the crow shout out that crow yeah yeah is it are they domesticated anymore like like we buy crow anymore they used to probably illegally aren't they like gross like they carry like yeah yeah they do oh they're not domesticated of course

I gotta pull Rick Rick Rick Rick that dude trained all those crows How do you do it? Rick Sanchez Rick Sanchez yeah from like Rick Sanchez from Rigamortes from Rigermortes Oh my gosh

No because like after I saw the video of La Crow doing a puzzle I've wanted one but Lucro La Cro Lecrow doing the puzzle Exactly La Cro doing the little la la la Puzzle

but no my my mom I told my mom I'm like can we get a crow if I find a crow can I bring in the house she's like no because like

she's like it represents death that's true that's true a bunch of crows together it's called a murder mm-hmm that is wow

good fucking good good good good memory there snapple guy snapple fact yeah I got two questions first of all Nick

did you ever go over like what we started talking about rent fare we never talked about the outcome of what happened to you did we just got finally ill yeah remember the rap little uh plague of rat yeah you talked about like your your fucking humongous fever and your horrible nose yeah yeah we talked about okay what's the other question i had dude um i went to a party last saturday and it was um really fun one of the most fun parties i've ever been to because how they set it up they set it up so it was like it wasn't like

I thought it was like they were going to be band playing bands playing at the party but it wasn't it was just like they had a drum kit a bass and like two guitars with amps just set up and anyone could just hop on and jam and it was so freaking

dope and my fucking tipsy ass I had finished my water because you know drink water when you're drinking alcohol and I was wearing a shirt with a pocket in it and I put the cup in my pocket this glass cup in my shirt pocket because I wanted to play the drums so I sat down to play the drums and as soon as I sat down and just fell out of my pocket and onto the snare went

and shattered all over the snare and I felt like such a fucking dumbass because like and and Camden was looking at me and I was like shit man and then I think it was the guy who's owned the drum kit he came over and was like oh man yeah man you should play with the glass on it and I think he was joking but I thought he was being serious. I started playing it and he's like, okay, stop, stop. Oh, like poured all the glasses.

Okay, why would he say that, I don't know. I would listen to it. I'd be like, I don't play the drums, man. Dude, the drums are so far. What were you drinking?

Yeah. I had a few beers. I had, um, yeah, that monkey. What is it? Della,

I had this like lemon beer. That was really good. Um, I think I had like four beers, four or five. And then I had a, glass of wine as well. Oh, damn. That was pretty dope. You're a witch's

brew right there. Yeah. Still, all that cracked up to be? You drink it a lot. I love Stella Artois. It's my father's biased, you know. I really really like it. Yeah, exactly. That means you can go back and he probably just has like a case.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Is that beer? It's cheap beer and it's like a common beer, but I like it. I like it. I like it. I like that. There's my mouth. Okay. In recent happenings, a clavicular overdose. Yes, dude, I saw that I was so sad. He died?

Yo, dude. No, he didn't do. Sources tell me that no. Please. No, sources tell me he's stable. Wait. On what? I don't know what he's overdosed on.

But there was a video I saw yesterday. Oh, this. It was posted like six minutes ago when it was him. What the fuck? He was getting like, at first he was just like, kind of like wobbling. He was live and shit. And then the live stream ended. And then someone took a video of him being like carried outside.

Dude, he'll do it on. Dream? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Just horrible, dude. Bro. I feel like that's like a whole bunch of like peptides and a whole bunch of other shit.

He's got so many. Oh, 100%. Worsing through his body. Like that's so nuts. That is not good. I've said it once. I think on the podcast, I'll say it again. Do not.

Please don't, bro. Do not look smacks. It sounds so tempting. It's like a one-way cheat code, you know, pinch your skin and inject this weird shit. Yeah. What you're talking about? Are you talking about steroids? Peptides.

Peptides. What's peptides. I don't fucking know. They're like, but you know, Zempec, that's a peptide. Oh,

dude, I heard, did we talk about this last podcast? Zemik making, um, people's, like, head really big.

Yeah, inflating people. Yeah. It was some, oh, shit, I forget. There was just something

that happens. And it's like, of course, like, when Zimbik started getting pushed around, like, hella,

like just out of nowhere and then it's super heavy. It's like, okay like like what is this what like what is it going to do long term you know that's always the question's like what is this going to do long term because like I'm as far as I know took it to be true and then that next thing you know you'll your your foot comes off and then this comes yeah you don't want your foot coming off like I'm looking at side effects right now it's got like hormonal imbalance the joint pain stiffness like and that's just ozempic and that's just the human

trials just like any peptides I didn't even look up ozempic oh it's just all peptides I mean, people, people were genuinely abusing it, though, too. Like, OZPIC was made for diabetics, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, that's what I heard as well. Where's Willie Fitness to freaking inform us on this? Yeah, Willie Fitness is eating Chick-fil-A right now, so hold on. Let him lock in after you're still being sick. Willie Fitness, bro.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Wow. And you combine, like, six different peptides. all targeting different parts of your appearance and body. Is there a brain one? Is your brain peptide? There is, yes.

You have to inject it in the form of a gun. You have to shoot yourself. Hold on, wait, wait. Let me see if I'm actually right. That's actually a perfect metaphor for what peptides really are. I think it's called C. Samax and Salank. Just slank.

Sounds like a cartoon. Yeah, dude. Yeah, slacks and slank. It's like two criminals. Slacks and Slank. Would you grow up watching? Selax and Slank. Slachshund.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Samax and Selank are synthetic Russian developed narrow peptides commonly used as neutropics for cognitive and emotional support often administered via nasal spray. Interesting. Oh, wow. But yeah, there are, there are brain ones. But again, don't like the fuck.

Don't do that. Guys, just go the hard way, bro. It's better long term. It's just, you learn a lot. Hello. You get smarter. Exercise. Be smart.

Be mindful. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. when you're mixing, sorry, when you're mixing all those and also like Schedule 1 drugs that you're doing off cam. You're asking for it. Is that what he was doing?

Dancing 100% bro. He overdosed on something. You can't overdose on a peptide but you can overdose on a Schedule 1 drug mixed with everything going on in your body. Mix with alcohol, like 14 different peptides like you were asking for it. It's just a bunch of shit. Be better. Damn, dude. That's dope shit. Exactly, bro. I mean, but he looks handsome.

Oh, well, that's true. So maybe I should try. Yeah, now I think about it. Oh, right. He's the real winner. That boy, weight distribution went like everywhere up or nothing lower. He has a little baby legs. Really?

Yeah, man. Class. You should be able to. Once he recovers, can you boxing? Clive's like 5-2. It reminds me that Jack Parker 2K-19 video. That's right. That's great.

That was a good video. I loved that video when I was in this. Legendary video. Thanks. Thanks. You start a show up like a, A nicheal audience. You can talk about whatever.

You have no ceiling. I haven't uploaded in a minute just because I've been waiting for something to hit me to talk about. That's good. That's good. That's good. Yeah. It's just like I just want to, if I have a something, if I have a something, then I'll talk of something. Yeah.

As it should be. That's the vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But now we have to talk about how we can optimize your thumbnails and your titles. Right. Well, I think it's actually, I'm doing a great job, I think.

Because my, see, when I see the, my, my, my. Thumbails, it's like, oh, he's midpoint. Like, he's saying some shit. And the title is like, oh, that's what he's talking about. All right. Yeah, he's got the moist critical effect. That's exactly how it is. It invokes that emotion.

Ooh. Oh, shit. Do you record those on your MacBook? Yeah, I did. On a quick time player. We talked about this the first time when you launched JP, JP International. He did, someone took a title from like Joe Bart and then put your face over it. knows what was it about what was it was it

was the title why is fidd and all so addicting yeah well I was ready dude I actually went looking for it and I realized shortly after it wasn't it didn't exist you should make that come true yeah I used to look a quick like five minute hot course

my main worry is that like the thing I talk about it's like I don't really know shit really and and it's so it's like I'm scared to like say some shit that's just wrong like completely wrong I think that'd be like even funnier yeah true yeah I think it's addicting because, well, if you, oh, it's like applesauce. It's like cocaine in that way.

From what I've heard. Allegedly. From what I, from what I heard. Yeah, I'll be like truth. You can talk about, you can talk about shrooms and why they may be better for you than anything else in the world. Microdose. Everyone do mushrooms. Talking, bro.

Everyone. When's the group doing mushrooms right now? Guys, dude. Tonight. Tonight. Dude, that's how it goes. That's how you have the best experiences right there, bro. Right now.

Why, just go to the wind like that? Yeah. Well, probably not for the first time. Doesn't give your time. Yeah. Wait, am I ready for this? It's just like, all right. All right, let's go.

Yeah, that'd be dope. Dude, I fell off my bike twice this week. And I've never really fought off my bike. Dude, it's actually. Yeah, and I don't normally be falling off bikes for real. Damn. But it was so. dumb both ways were ridiculously stupid and um i just want to show you my wound yeah let's see that

battle scar dude yeah baby that's still pretty fresh it's way the fall was way worse than what that was like like i'm so lucky i'm probably one of the luckiest humans on earth because like there's that damn phone bro how is that so will were you on your phone when you're riding your bike no no boy is all boys ride their bikes i was riding with my friend camden oh my god oh my god oh my god What? Sorry. The cat is on my desk. This is a new experience.

Oh. Holy shit. How to delete everything. What? Can you get playing cards and put them in between the spokes of your bike? It sounds like a motorcycle. But I'm freaking, so I was riding the bike like this, right? Damn, like a Harley, bro.

Wait, no, like normally. I was riding the bike normally. And I had just learned how to ride with no hands. And I was doing it awesomely. and then I was like, I put, you know, how there's the middle pole, like I connect to the handlebars. I was

holding the handlebars still, and I put my legs up like on the middle pole, just up, and it was awesome. And then I was like, Candle and look, and he turned around and looked and I was fine, but then I was like, oh shit, what if I did no hands like that with my legs up? So I took

my hands off, and I went straight down, bro, and like my leg, I'm not even kidding, you know the like middle triangle of the bike like this shape? Dude, my right leg went through it. And I just like was skidding across the ground. And I'm so lucky I was wearing pants because otherwise like I would have destroyed my knee like entirely. Like I literally skidded across asphalt.

And it was so funny because when I fell, my heart didn't like stop or anything. And I was just like, all right, I'm falling. Like I'm just. All right. Here I go. I can't. I can't like I let go completely. I just let grab.

Everybody runs course. Dude, oh my God. That so reminds me of whenever. I think I've talked about it before, but it was whenever I was right into the park. It was like right by the house, dude. It's not even like, not even like three minutes or nothing like that. It was right by the house and I'm driving my bike. And there's a part where like the road slopes down and it goes back up.

And it's a steepish slope. And so I'm riding down it and I have a hat on and my hat goes flying back and my instinct. Like, I don't even think. It's just, like, muscle goes to try and grab it. Like, as soon as I let go, I start wiggling. I start wobbling. Oh, my gosh. I did I, like, I land on the ground.

I'd roll. The first thought, I'm like, oh, my God, that was so embarrassing. Yeah. It's so dumb. Like, you should, no one should ever really be falling off their bike. I just hate that feeling of, like, you're trying to get control. Yeah, dude, that was my second fall, which hurt me way more. Like, it actually hurt to walk upstairs.

I had to put pressure on my right leg because I fucked up my knee. I had a really bad bike crash also. I was like young. I tried to do that trick where you do like a little bunny hop. Oh. Oh. And it didn't. It had like a wire that blocked it from spinning, so it just got stuck like this.

He didn't even check. I went forward, my chest landed like, p. Like I coughed up all my ear, like, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Holy shit, dude.

Wow. That's hilarious. I didn't even check if the wheel could spin. Yeah. Or the sand of bars can spin. That's really funny. are so fucking funny. Likes are so stupid.

They're so dumb, bro. Like, I hate when it gets wobbly. Like, that fucking stupid ass. Like, it feels like a joke. Like, it's like a, like, like, it's laughing at you. I freaking, what? There's a cat. Oh, yeah.

Oh, hell yes. You see my lap. Oh. You made a friend. Cute. This is all so new for me. I don't have cats. I've never had one.

I only have pugs. bugs and lizards they don't want to sit with no one wants to sit with me why not why not you don't bite oh but yeah no

dude bike stores man and then oh right after that too it was like it was such a there was a weird coincidence

because it was like I land and I get up and I'm looking to see there's any cars coming I'm like okay cool it's clear so I go and grab my hat

and then I grab my bike and I feel it like certain spots that I'm like I think those are probably scratched up or something happened or I don't know what. So then, you know, I like take off my jacket. I'm looking at it. I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm bleeding here and I'm bleeding there.

And so I go, I want to wash it off and I want to put pressure on it so it stops. So I go to the nearest house and I'm just like, I was going to take a fucking gamble. I'm going to take a guess. And so I just knock on it. And then this girl opens it up and she's like, oh, I think I recognize you. You go to this school. I'm like, I do. I do.

Could I use her bathroom? Because I am bleeding here a little bit. And she's like, oh, yeah, come on in. And then her mom sees me. And her mom's like, is anyone following you? I'm like, no, no one's following me. She's like, are you sure? Like, no one's following you?

And I'm like, no, I'm pretty sure. I just fall off my bike. You know, that's all. No one's following me. She's like, okay. And then like, when I walk in, she, like, puts her hand behind my back, like, trying to make sure, like,

I'm all the way in and, like, looking around. And I'm like, there's no one following me, dude. It's not that serious. She was. No, I was like, oh, this kind of sweet. But yeah, and I went to the bathroom, clean myself up. Call my cousin.

And I was like, dude, don't tell my parents. But I got in an accident. And he's like, oh, I'm like, no, no, no, like a bike accident. Like, I just fell off. He's like, oh. And we just went to CVS and we bought like some kids. Well, because at the time, I don't know. I guess I just didn't want them to like get too freaked out.

or anything like that, you know, like, I, at that time, I wasn't really going out much. So, like, me going out and then getting injured, it's like, oh, yeah. It's like, really, bro? Yeah, yeah. Really, bro. So I just didn't want them to, they know now, but. Actually, I don't know if they know. They probably still don't know about that.

Never tell them. Never told them. Wow. Yeah. Actually, no, no, that's selfish. Dude. You do that. So often and it's so annoying.

He does it to me. He does it all the time. He leads you with something. He's like, hey, oh, no, never, I shouldn't tell you. He goes like, Tanner and he's like, never mind. Yeah. It's like, what? Dude.

When my eyes go side to the side, that's the one billion equations of an outcome going into my head. Why didn't you do it before? I was going to say, could you come to my room and see? But she got up. There's a cat on my fucking desk. There's a fucking cat on my goddamn. desk.

Oh, now you? The duality of man. Yeah. Oh, there's a fucking cat. There's a fucking, fucking cat. A fucking goddamn cat. Oh my God.

He's such a loaf, dude. Such a fluffy loaf. Yeah, loaf chud. Loaf chud. I have to use a bathroom. Uh-oh. Go pee then. Who wants to go to Turkey?

Go to where? Turkey. Let's go. Yeah, let's all get hair transplant. Well, Lex. Yeah, let's all get hair transplants. I'm down. I'm down.

Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. Okay. I want my hair line to be like here. Yeah. I want it to connect to my eyebrows. Dude, I want my eyebrows to do. You're wearing a leather cap.

Yeah. Oh, is it wearing like a beanie or something? I'm going to transfer the back of my hair up to the front and have a long beard. Oh, dude. So we get a beard. We're creating new ways of fashion. I was asking my brother, because he has a beard. And I was asking him how long it took him to get a beard.

And he was around his. friends like his old buddies. So they laughed and they're like, oh, it took him forever to get a beard. And I look at him. He looks at me and he's like, mm-mm. I'm like, what does that mean? He's like, you're going to be like 30 by the time that thing comes out. 30.

30. Yeah. You need to start dermal rolling and getting monoxideal, bro. Dude, I feel like if I dermer roll, the little pinhole is going to create like a bunch of like pimples and shit. Get all the stuff in there. Nah. No, that's not what it does.

It activates the follicles, bro. Oh, rot. Activates. Activates. Yeah. There's literally just an advertisement in my life. This is horrible. Dude, Larry, I don't think I could imagine you with facial hair, bro.

I can't be honest. I mean, I got- Either could I. Wait, I think you look pretty cool, actually. Larry, I don't think so, man. You look like Keanu Reeves. Oh, I know a picture talking. No, I am.

Yeah, I always shape because I don't like the facial hair that comes out. I'm not sure no good sorry the what I think you should grow your beard that'd be funny you keep on talking about how it's like oh I haven't shouldn't so long it's been like six hours or something what happens if you just like stop for a week um it'll grow out the the problem is like my facial hair right now grows out not full like it grows out like it grows out like really awkward and stupid hatchy yeah so it's like mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-n't like that i don't like that could do monoxid though if you really wanted to but It's really up to you. Isn't monoxidil? We were talking about this. Because monoxidil, I'm pretty sure it makes your whinesis shrink. Oh, shit.

That's a side effect, but it's very rare. Is it finasteride? You can be the one. It's finasteride. I can be the rare one. Yep. No, it does not, not to me. It hasn't happened.

No, no, no. I'm looking great, dude. Mine's looking pretty good still. Okay. Yep, it's all. They actually grew. So Also, I'll check on your phone

Look at Discord real quick Phone I'm gonna see your reaction Okay I'm gonna post like Loki porn Yeah, should we wrap it? We can Yeah

Let me take a look at this thing This better be the best shit in the world Oh it is Soft looking kitty Soft looking Willie Aw That's cute Bingo

She's making biscuits Isaac why are you wearing a fat suit Oh Yeah why are you making a fat suit Oh my god That's fucking... Oh, it's all cuddled up. And asleep on Isaac's lap.

That's so fucking a... Do you really wear a fat suit, bro? Yeah, every podcast, just in case I turn on my camera. I want to be as chubby as I can. I like my men with a little bit of fat like that. Oh, really? It's perfect. We can wrap it right now.

We're right. I'm beginning to feel like a... Pack God. Pack God. Yeah, yeah. All my legs. All right, that's enough. Pack God is going to be on the deluxe.

be on the deluxe there I said it oh so dropped the other one who's in the original what who's in the original what no I'm not going to say never mind

you see you see I don't know how much I'm allowed to say I don't know how much I'm allowed to say I know who he's talking about I know who he's talking about I don't know how much I'm all I don't know he's a limb in a video he's a limb in a video

that's all I have to say okay I don't even know that means for joining us Um, next week will be absolutely magical. I'm going to see to it that all deadlines are met and it's going to be the best, silliest, awesomest video to her and the coolest music. Absolutely.

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