The Group Chat - #160 - Gold Cobra
Episode Date: May 15, 2026I feel like Larry didn't talk enough this episode.. wonder why | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...
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Five, two, three, and station two, ready?
I know Willie and Soft Willie and with Soft Willie.
We'llie.
Group podcast.
The group podcast, season three, episode 160.
Can you believe it?
Can we write one of those real quick?
Not today.
Yeah, real quick.
Let's do this.
After this.
Let's do a brainstorm.
Let's do a brainstorm.
Let's flush that idea.
Okay.
Yeah, let's go ahead.
That's a great idea.
Let's fly back five minutes.
And yeah.
Hold it.
Ladies,
gentlemen.
One second.
Yeah,
ladies,
gentlemen,
welcome back,
as you were about to say.
I apologize.
Hold it.
It's just that I've been looking
in the descriptions
at some of these like,
oh,
liars and hold.
It's been like a week.
Like a straight.
It's been like two weeks.
Three weeks at that.
But look at the,
descriptions at these videos and
it keeps bringing up that I yap too much
there's this constant thing of
I yap too much at the very end of each one so
I'm gonna
I'm gonna keep a cool this episode
it says that in the description
in the descriptions if you go look back
at some of the descriptions
no no no no no no it's from our editor
this is from our our podcast editor
our podcast editor said this
editor's like this guy fucking talks a lot
wow what the heck
I'm going to keep it cool.
What the heck?
I keep it chill.
You know, I think before.
What's our podcast?
What's our podcast?
Yeah, man.
The peanut free table, bro.
Yeah, it's the free table.
Come on the group.
The group chat name in house.
We're called the group chat and code group for 10% off of on the group.
Did you ever think about the core boys and why we're called the core now?
We're called the core now?
No, we're not.
That was, yeah, what happened?
We should, we should swap names.
We should give them the group and we'll be the core.
Oh, for a day.
Hey. Who's composed of the core?
Lacey, Ron, Marlin, Ween, Jason, Ween.
It's all like our neighbors.
Daryl Marlene.
Okay, I want to say something.
I didn't know that he, the guy, was putting that in the description,
our fucking editor.
Me neither.
But, you know, I will say, sometimes Larry, when you do talk,
it's not i wouldn't call it diarrhea of the mouth but you talk and talk and talk and then like
and then like it's just hard to get a word in sometimes but you're very passionate about what you
talk i'm keeping hush wow y'all just shut the fucking boy up forever wow you all just shut the boy
up forever will you win you went in too crooked you have to you have to get more like
softer angle here watch we all right let's restart here we go yo larry
yeah
yeah go ahead
yeah
so the editor
and I were talking about you
privately
I'm kidding
that was a joke
that's a joke
that's a joke
we all had a meeting
with the editor
and all of us
about you
uh huh
we decided at best
you can start talking
once the podcast
hits 38 minutes
okay
oh man
Oh, come on, man.
No.
Dude, Larry, I feel like I talk too much, too, man.
It's okay.
I feel like we're supposed to talk on a pocket.
Yeah, that's kind of like low-key, the point.
Do you talk, Larry?
Yeah.
Let me break it down for you in the realest way.
I got to message him.
You're taking it personally.
Hold on.
No, no, he's not.
Yo.
The way that Larry...
The way that Larry conversates,
for some weird reason,
his head is like a picture-perfect vault
where if anything comes across like in either his ears or out his mouth he'll have a boom you'll have a moment where he's like oh my god wait wait there reminds me about this and then yeah we branch over to that but a part of that is like it's a fractal we have a fractal conversation we talk about the world and then the universe and then God's impact on the universe and then the world and yeah it's freaking sweet it's the way Larry talks that's why you could talk to him forever you could talk to him forever don't get me hot
Now don't get me high now and have a beautiful view in front of us.
Because we'll talk about it.
Speaking about the beautiful view, Larry, and this is something that I need you to talk for.
I need you to speak because I want to hear your input.
Yesterday night, we found out that Project Hail Mary was on the TV and for purchase and we bought it.
We started it.
There's an hour left in the movie right now.
Oh, my God.
I was not expecting the way that it was going.
But it dude the movie's very very fun dude it's intergalactic it is so
Spoilers warning three well whoa wait wait wait wait wait
That's your problem. I really value the unspoiler ending I want to see with Tanner well it's not about the end
Okay, I guess I'll wait until you guys finish it just okay I'll tell you where we are right now
Well wait wait wait okay yeah no no no really's gonna throw a fit okay hold on we'll give you thumbs up
We're just in space right now you get
Here still?
Okay, yeah.
They're in the space of all.
Yeah, right now they just
departed from the ship
that they met on.
Oh, wait.
He just went on five?
No, he just, like, they just left.
Like, he already moved in as a roommate.
Oh, dude.
Okay, well, what I was going to say,
I didn't even know that there were actual aliens
in that movie.
No, I didn't.
I was not ready for that.
When that ship showed up, I got really worried.
I was like, what the fuck?
I thought it was a human thing.
All right.
You're good.
We can bring it back.
Damn, he really
Capp, spill it boys!
I know he heard every word.
He heard every word, didn't you?
I lowered my slider.
I saw it.
Highly recommend.
That's all I'll say, Nick.
Very, very fun, very cute movie.
What's the rate rating on it?
8.9.
3 out of 10?
Well, not, no, not that.
No, I know it's like a highly rated movie.
I mean like TV audience, like PG-13 R.
What is it?
Oh.
Project 13, PG-13.
So I watched a movie last night.
Yeah, it is.
Okay.
I watched Shrek 1
Last month
Shrek is love
Fresh's life my bro
Bro if you watch back Shrek 1
There are so many jokes
That are meant for adults
Hit us one
Yeah
Um
Dogging and the Dragon
Big deep
Oh no
Okay Lord Farquod's castle
He's really short
Walks up and he's like
Hey you think he's compensating for something
Because his castle's so huge
He like nudges donkey
I was like, yo.
I was like, yeah, I was like, yo, that's one for the adults, dude.
You pause the movie, talk to your son.
I wish you would say that.
Yo, that's one for the adults.
And you're like, you pause it and do that every time.
Every time.
You know, all adult jokes in Shrek.
All of them.
I bet there's that.
You pause the movie.
All jokes that went over your head as a kid.
You take a lap around the couch.
You're like, oh, man.
That was not intended for children.
That was an adult one.
It was it.
What?
I was not prepared for that.
I was not prepared for that joke, dude.
Dude, some of those jokes are so adult.
I freaking love Shrek.
Tanner, if you shaved your beard, you look like young Jeff.
Jesus.
It's with the hair.
The hair coming up.
The hair.
He's always got the hat.
The hair in the backwards hat.
Yeah.
Hair coming up the hat.
John Tew.
Why are you watching Streck 1?
Just for FEC2 is better.
I didn't.
I didn't want to.
pay for a movie. Also, Shrek 2 is better.
But check 1. Dude, fire.
Yeah.
That's real.
I watched a horribly
sad movie with the same
actor from Project Hail Mary
Ryan Gossling.
Ryan Goss? Oh.
Blue Valentine.
Horribly, horribly
sad, depressing movie.
Does he die?
I saw the trailer for that.
Arguably worse.
Arguably way worse.
Arguably worse than dying?
I don't know. Yeah, I think so.
I think, well, I guess it depends.
Oh, was he, you'll move forward from the situation.
But, yeah.
Oh, he was a grief.
Blue Valentine.
Yeah, it's all in the title.
Yeah, that's a, that name in itself, blue valentine.
I mean, there's really happy parts, but it gets so bad.
It's all in the name itself.
Eternal love.
Come on now.
Eternal love.
Is that where you got your name from, bro?
Is this spotless mine?
Yeah, eternal.
Oh.
Shoot.
I've also been watching Mad Men and this anime called Ta-Tami Galaxy in that shit's fire.
Tawami Galaxy?
Yeah.
I have a lot of...
Whoa, that's a fucking nowhere.
You still watching cartoons, boy?
Yeah, I'm still watching cartoons.
It's rotten your brain, man.
It's rotting your brain.
I've been reading the book that we stopped reading, too.
You've been back on that?
Yeah, I'm on like page 220 or something.
Is he losing his mind?
The one that we stopped on, low-key boring and you won't understand it unless you know myths and shit.
But the one after is actually pretty damn interesting.
Okay.
Like, I'm down.
I'm down to start at chapter three.
Brow, I know Larry got so much to say about that, but he's holding back.
No.
Wait, where'd you stop, Larry?
Dude, I don't remember.
I have the record.
I have a rest of that.
That book stank, Isaac.
Come on, let's be for real.
I'm down to start a new book.
and bro, Tanner mentioned the Hobbit
and I'm so down for the Hobbit, I'm down for the Hobbit.
I've never read The Hobbit, but I love The Hobbit.
Guys, that is like a higher scholastic.
Oh, is it?
A higher scholastic?
Eight graders?
That high scholastic?
Way harder, dude.
Yeah.
Guys.
Carl Young is like, you're supposed to read this
in order to write like a thesis paper on in college.
Can we just do a movie club?
I feel like Larry already would be like the teacher.
Willi, you are so chud, man.
I'm game for gaming club, movie club.
You're so Chudman.
You're recessing in to back Chud.
Chuddhood.
I want it all in favor of movie club.
You know, I'm not from movies.
Whoa.
Wow.
Not even.
You all movie club?
What about anime club?
Or show club?
Dude, and then what if we watch anime, but we all had trash taste?
Yo, true.
We can get him on the broadcast, dude.
Can we watch Food Wars guys?
That's such a good animal.
Oh,
Food Wars.
All over for the plot and the food and that's it.
Just the plot in the food.
Dude, I would get fat.
What's in Food Wars?
Really?
Speaking of food, I would get food.
Dude, I ate a whole thing of ice cream in like
three or four days and it's like fuck, man.
Sorry, everyone.
Dude, I had
I noticed this.
I had a three, four cheese pizza and ice cream
in the same day.
You had four cheese pizzas and ice cream?
Oh, what?
No, dude.
I had four cheese pizza.
A four cheese pizza.
And ice cream.
What is a peach?
I had three Chichangas last night.
Good what?
That is real.
I had three Chimichunga devouring.
Covered in Taco Bell sauce.
You guys are gonna have to hit up Edward again?
Nah.
I'm gonna hit up my boy Redd.
Who?
Oh, excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
We can go down that time right now.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I'm gonna.
Isaac, do I do Reddit with me?
No, absolutely not.
I'm kidding.
I would not do it.
PSA for everyone at home.
It's a friends between jokes.
I mean, no, no, no, no.
It's, okay.
The friends between jokes.
It's, um, Reddit, red is a peptide that helps you lose weight super too well.
GLP one.
Yeah, we're getting into it.
No, we're not, we're not going to.
I would, I would not do something that's not that, um, studied yet.
So there's no human study.
I think we've been down this road before, but.
Yeah.
Is it like a Zamp?
right now we're so i will i will say though i do want to look into things that are good that are
anti-inflammatory because the food in america and americans i feel like a lot of americans to
realize i have i have a solution i have a solution aschaganda no it's actually no it's um well
first of all banana but second of all uh no salt we already talked about this again no salt
it has a potassium by carbon no salt no salt it's called no salt yeah it's for people with heart
conditions it's all potassium called no salt yeah it's for people with heart conditions it's all
No salt.
Yeah, potassium helps
lower your inflammation.
Yeah, I was gonna say
damn, I season myself this all.
I'm sodium.
I just eat salt.
I feel like it's,
I just feel like it's like unhealthy
like oils and like sugars
and grains and crap.
Like and I feel like
you're eating a lot of processed food.
Oil.
Yeah, but I feel like a lot
of American food is processed.
Yeah, I'd say 80% of it.
Like even the stuff I get at the food market.
Okay.
Just a lot.
I feel like the only way to really maybe get away from that would be like a former
Let's go to the farmer's market.
Yeah, I want to go to the farmer's market so bad.
You know what?
Dude, I still remember that time we stopped outside of the road and we got peaches from the guy who's selling it.
Dude, and that's how you, that's how you get your brain, get your brain hip to seasonal fruits and vegetables.
And you get, you just start enjoying.
And your body is one with the seasons.
Like, oh, it's this time.
Yeah.
Yes.
The only thing with farmers markets.
is sometimes you will be biting into shit
and there will be a little friend in there.
Is that true?
Yeah, it is.
It's just because it's so,
there's no, like, protection against that
when it comes to farmers markets.
That's what the processing.
I bet that's pretty rare.
Yeah, there's like no pesticides.
What's wrong with a worm in your apple?
Yeah, what's going on?
It's a protein, dude.
Nothing, but if you find half of one,
that's even worse.
God made a bird.
What's wrong with biting half of a worm?
I got half of it go in your belly.
It's relatively uncommon.
And then do you get worms?
from that.
But more likely in supermarkets.
Oh, really?
More likely in supermarkets, not even
Farmers markets.
Yeah.
I haven't found many
bug friends and, like,
produce at supermarkets,
but my mom really loved,
like,
organic farmer's market,
like,
Farmer's Choice,
whatever,
and they were friends.
I have a lot of bug friends
of my house.
This is a whole red,
oh yeah,
you have fleas dirty.
You love it.
You love it.
Good shit.
This is right.
This is right.
This is right.
So, dude.
I got invited over. We all got invited over to Nisotopia's house last night.
And I'm like, oh man, I can't come over.
I didn't want, I came up with all the reasons why I didn't want to do.
But I didn't say fleas because when the minute you're like, yeah, bro, my pets got fleas.
Immediately it's like, ew!
You're drunk.
He called you nasty right after.
Yeah, he got flees you nasty.
Kirk, you might say, I don't think.
No.
Well, yeah, see, I do things, I do things for entertainment.
I'm an entertainer after.
Oh, okay.
The instigation.
Jack Parker.
Yeah.
That dude.
Dude, that insult.
Dude.
Dude.
That insult, dude.
Fucking killing it.
So, long story short, I think that there's like a stray dumb cat that, like, walks
around outside and just fucks with bento through the windows and shit.
But anyway, I leave my garage door open at night sometimes by accident.
And he went in there, took a fat crap.
And I think he has fleas.
because I went to throw out garbage.
I come back inside.
Dude, there's like 10 fleas on my legs.
I'm like, yo.
I'm like, yo.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's fucked up.
And now I saw bento itching.
I got him on medicine.
I have riah on medicine.
And, uh, yeah, I think that they've got fleas.
Well, they had fleas.
But now I'm just like constantly cleaning my house.
I got people coming over to fucking bomb this place.
I'm a bug bomb this place, bro.
About a bomb this mask.
Hey.
Dish room two?
Okay.
cleared so yeah it's like the opposite of a bug bomb is an actual bug bomb they release
all that explode they go all over your room dude i got quoted for for a company to come and
clean my garage and they were like yeah we'll do it for six hundred dollars i was like yeah
no what you mean clean your garage what what you mean clean your garage like what i wanted
them to like bug bomb my garage
it was 600
for just the garage
Jesus Christ
just a garage trades nowadays
are just out the rocket
well I okay
to be fair I didn't need them
I get pest control anyway every quarter
and so I call up those same people
and I'm like hey guys you fucked up and then they
come back out and
oh for free
blame it on the act
lame it on the
okay but I mean it's a part of it it's included
even if they didn't fuck up it's included
I get unlimited times they can keep coming out
So if I'm lonely, I could just have them come over.
And so the other people, I had them come over anyway just to take a look.
And then they gave me that quote.
And I was like, thanks for your time.
And then I went inside and played counterstrike.
So.
Awesome.
Wait, just remember what you do with the TV.
You can apply that here.
Could.
I bet it's not hard.
I've taken measures into my own hands inside.
Like, dude, apparently they love carpet.
So I just have this like powder that I kind of like, yeah.
Yeah, it looks kind of like baking.
soda and then you pat it in and you wait
like a day and then you back in it. I dead ass think
that powder is baking soda and
essential oils. I'm so serious.
Dude, I can tell you right now it's like actual
chemicals. Dude, I remember
in our last house
we had fruit flies
pretty bad one time.
Ew, dirty.
Bro, there's one moment
where I opened
the cupboard and it's like
it.
It was like, it felt like
I forget what
I really have a bit. It's like I turned around and it's like, all right, we actually have to do something about
that. See, that reminds me of the last house, bro. Yeah. Dude, the last house. I don't leave. We,
I walk in the house and Isaac has these like sticky things hanging from the ceiling and I was like,
bro, I haven't seen one of those since like a movie. I remember I turned the faucet on
and the water went down the drain. I was like, I swear to God, yeah. Yeah, it was horrible.
They were all in the garbage disposal. It was gross. Viewers at home. If you have fruit flies in your house,
Do a garbage disposal bomb.
You can get them at Walmart.
They're like five bucks to them.
Holy shit.
That's all full of time.
I think it's Texas, dude.
I've never lived in a house with these many bugs.
Like scorpions, fruit flies, like lizards.
Can we just move out of here already?
Texas sucks.
We moved here for GamerSups.
Like, can we just move now?
Can we just move in with a gronk in his dorm?
Yeah.
Oh, true.
I'm still in Virginia.
Dude, I actually pull up to Virginia.
There's hell of room.
Dude.
There's hell of room.
Yeah, we can go to the Appalachians.
We can go to the Bechians.
We can go to the Beah,
beach. Appalachians.
Go to the city.
We can go to the river.
You're near everything, dude.
You're near everything.
The only nice thing about Texas is that
you're in like the half point of the country.
Plus.
That is true.
Yeah.
If any of us want to like fly anywhere, it doesn't really.
Yeah.
We fly anywhere at the same amount of this.
Yeah, Larry can drive back to Mexico
as his family.
Right.
What?
What?
I said Larry can drive to Mexico.
Is this family?
From, oh, from here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's close.
It is, yeah, it is like right there.
I can come back, same day, you know, get a little thing done.
Actually, I'm actually going to Mexico today and I'm coming back.
No way.
Before the game recording, yeah.
No way.
It's a quick little thing.
You're fast.
That's sick, dude.
Yeah.
Are you going to go there, like, touch it and then leave immediately?
It's like, yeah, immediately.
Dude, I got a grape.
I got a grape and I just want to say it now.
Euphoria is such a perverted-ass show, bro.
It's at this point porn.
I like you.
I watched episode one a few weeks again.
Dude, I watched episode fucking boobs last night just for this fucking fact.
I was like, what's going on here?
Did you see the, did you see the episode where Sidney's Swaney turns into a gigandish superwoman?
And she was like over five like poking her potion out of her leopard pants.
Wow, universe.
I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff.
I used the wrong guy.
And it's really interesting because the first episode of Euphoria talks about like,
and how it's a bad thing for society.
But then it's like,
but now they're just doing porn.
They're like,
wait,
people Loki love this shit.
It's really odd.
It's really odd.
It's like they're bringing awareness to the,
to the problem,
but then contributing directly to it.
Yeah,
dude,
I saw that clip on Twitter and I was like,
man,
what the fuck is this show even about?
I saw the clip and it's like boobs and dick.
Yeah,
what is it about?
I go,
I have to watch.
I have to watch.
Wait a second.
Oh, look at him.
Yeah, he froze for a second.
Yeah, I saw that shit, and I was like, I was like, dude, what the fuck, man?
And then apparently Siddy Sweeney makes a million dollars per episode.
Now I totally get Y.
Like, what the F?
Why?
She's just showing boobs.
Really?
Like, what the hell?
Yeah, dude, they're just having to show her boobs every time.
Like, what the hell, man?
Yeah, I was totally.
And it's like a show about high schoolers, too, no less, you know?
What?
It's a pretty.
Yeah, we need to.
We need to stop that show, bro.
We need to...
Like, I don't know about all that, man.
Are you serious?
Yeah, it's like, bro, it's funny because...
Hashtag boycott!
Hashtag boycott euphoria.
That's like, people overseas be like,
oh, so this is what American high school is like.
Oh, great, yeah, that's exactly what it's like.
Pretty much.
Just drugs and sex.
Drugs and only sex and also we're all underage.
Awesome.
House parties and...
House parties and gangbats.
gang banging.
You know, and in some places, maybe that is the case, but not the majority, I don't think.
You know, I will say something crazy that happened this week, though, and it happened, I think, today.
Or last night.
Something crazy happened this week, two hours ago.
A flight from America took place to China, carrying $20 trillion worth of CEOs.
Wow.
Wait, what?
20 trillion?
What?
What happened?
Yeah.
The CEO of Apple, the CEO of NVIDIA, the CEO of SpaceX.
It's happening.
They all went to China.
Why?
What for?
This happened two hours ago.
They're over there right now.
They're over there right now playing with Chinese finger traps.
Do you know what that means?
Light.
That means something that China found out was super important.
Something is happening.
They probably saw something.
Why do you release those fucking alien files, dude?
What the fuck's your problem, dude?
Yo, why did you drop that, bro?
We were good any of those.
They have their own internet.
Talking on the podcast about it.
Dude, yeah, that guy will talk about it.
He knows this shit.
He knows the shit.
He's going to talk about it.
You know how bad that is?
That means more people to hear.
I don't know why we did that.
So, wait, why?
What was, did they say why they went over there?
Aside from discussions about Iran,
the two leaders are expected to discuss trade in artificial intelligence.
Oh, there it is.
They just created it.
So the first conscious AI.
That's what that's,
Super singularity is happy.
They just discovered AI Jesus.
No. Gemini Jesus.
And they're going to do a...
They're going to do a...
They're going to do a post for the world.
They're going to say hello world.
This is Anthony Intelligence,
a.k.a.
Intelligence.
It's like a newborn baby.
It's like a robot.
My name is Anthony Intellect.
I'm an AI.
Wow.
I'm going to lead your nation to a better.
I'm an AI.
I can do whatever you want.
I can do whatever you want.
On his hand goes like a 360.
We're turning into Wally, bro.
We're turning into Wally.
It's crazy.
We are,
man.
I call being the fat captain.
You know what's even scarier?
They're all fat captains.
What's even scary?
The fact that it keeps on
at an alarming rate getting better.
They just build like me for real.
They're talking about like the future.
You just call yourself an AI.
No, I was saying I just keep getting better.
I just keep getting better.
He keeps getting better.
PR trains you well.
Look, I look I'm wearing a hat.
Aw.
Look, the crusty crab.
Just keep getting better.
Just keep getting better.
Can we talk about six flags?
No, but that was a fun-ass time.
That was what?
We might get the Hanta virus.
Yes.
I can't have fun too.
It's an eight-week period.
You can see my goggles.
I got sunburn, too.
Can you see it?
No, you can't.
What happened to you?
How did you get sunburn?
I was out in the field yesterday.
Oh, prancing.
Plowing what?
Picking up birds and shit.
Ah, type.
Dive.
Picking up the danger and space.
Look, check this out.
Check this out.
Oh, you got some flicks?
Yeah.
That's me holding this bird.
Oh.
You held that bird like a pro.
You put it in your mouth and chew them up.
No.
I did.
I did.
Guilty.
Is there a specific way you're supposed to hold them to make them like not break their neck?
Yeah, there's a banders grip.
And you put their neck in between.
That's like a baseball, dude.
You're going to throw them.
Yeah, and then they sit kind of sitting up with their legs like this.
And then there's also photographer's drip, which is really scary because it feels like their legs are going to snap.
But you hold them like this by their legs.
Ooh.
Oh.
Like these two things go up on their like thigh.
This is how I hold birds by their wings like this.
Like a Batman.
I don't even use one.
I hold them like that.
Dude, oh my gosh.
Yesterday was my least favorite day of field work so far, though, because we were just cleaning these like emergence traps.
that I talked about and they're on the water and there's one I lifted up and there's like
some type of like larvae insect like hundreds of them just on the pool.
It's like, oh.
Welcome to nature, bro.
Yeah.
Welcome to nature.
I'm here.
So are you going to study penguins?
That'd be cool.
That'd be so dope.
I could see you out there in like one of those big ass like snow, the snow pants, the snow suits.
Yeah.
Just like balling.
I'm just moving at birds
photograph of you thumbs up big smile
I can see that overall
Not to change the subject so fast
We took a picture at JP
JP Rock
We did
At six flag
A lot of people thought that was like the town square
Of like Austin
And thought we were gonna like start a patriarchy
I don't know why that was
Really?
No J.P. Rock is
He was at six flags
The park
Was he just couldn't help
Let him take a flag?
Oh no
who J.C. Rock is.
Guys, Overwatch is in Fortnite.
What?
I'm sorry.
Willie, it's for you to get on.
I need to go, spread the world.
Loading up.
And you can do the blink as tracer.
No!
Oh, what?
No, you're kidding.
Wait.
Broke.
Sorry, podcast is on pause right now.
We need to look into this.
I'm looking at a...
This is important.
This is important.
You know what your shit's dying when you have to collaborate with Fortnite.
What?
Fortnite.
Oh my.
God, they're all in the game. Mercy.
Diva, Gingy, Tracy. Oh, my
God, hype. Collab.
I don't think that's. I don't play Overwatch ever again,
Loki. I think that was my final straw
like months ago.
With that video.
We recorded three games that you quit.
Bro, this doesn't even look fucking real.
This doesn't look real. This does
not look real. Fortnite needs to stop stealing
all the collabs. They're like, they're making
it so that any collab does not feel
special anymore. Because they've done so
I don't know if Overwatch felt pretty special just now.
Well, because you're, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What if they're like, okay, we're gonna stop Fortnite now, collabs forever?
But the last collab is you and you make your own character.
Look, do you guys see this?
That'd be sick.
Yeah.
Bro.
What the hell?
Look how weird this looks.
What the fuck.
No.
I'm not played.
Bro.
Dude, this reminds me of those layovers
where it shows like every single video game layover
like in one game.
It feels like...
I feel like eventually that's gonna be Fortnite, bro.
It feels like a dream collab.
Like this isn't actually happening.
It's actually AI.
Whenever the game days,
we're like, they got the news.
They're like, okay, sure.
We could do that.
Okay.
Dude, there's still not one piece in Fortnite.
And how did we turn whatever we're looking at
on Isaac's screen into Fortnite collab with Overwatch?
It's already in there.
Makes you think.
What?
Wait, what?
It's just space.
I was talking about space.
Oh, now let's reflect on that.
Why did we all turn our attention towards that?
Good question.
JP Morgan?
JP Morgan.
JP's six flags.
Well, in six flags, you know.
J.P. Rock.
Dude, I got to say this now.
I'm going to pee.
Metaglasses, mine just, they don't work.
And I've had them for like, I had them for, I maybe used them for like a little
bit, but they're just completely fucking.
They're bullshit, dude.
They don't even record horizontal.
Oh, yeah, wait.
They record vertical.
I didn't know that.
I thought they recorded horizontal.
They didn't record horizontal.
Oh, yeah, no.
They're like, they're meant for like shorts only.
Sorry.
For Riz videos where you Riz up on the streets.
Is that what it's meant for?
Yeah, for interviews, for street interviews.
But, yeah, dude, there's a, we went to six flags.
And, um, Tanner got so funny.
I just kind of want to cut to the chase
and just talk about one of the rides
that put Tanner out of commission, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what she was funny.
Tanner, I'm sorry, that she was funny.
Was it the Joker?
Yeah, it was the Joker.
Yeah, it was funny, but God damn it hurt really bad.
For anyone that's not been to Six Flags,
there's a ride called the Joker.
And dude, it threw Tanner and it's like a...
And it's like this giant, like, circle thing.
And what it does, it swings like a pendulum,
but it also spins at the same.
time yeah and we got on it now we were the only ones like ever talking or screaming or doing any
sort of noise on that fucking ride everyone else i looked over on the reflection because there was a
mirror and i saw the girl next to me like there was a seat empty next to me but the one right
next to that and she was just like like she was fucking terrified of that shit that the ride isn't
that bad but i get it and so we're swinging and like it's only the three of us making any
fucking noise at all and tanner nick are making this like joker laugh
like throughout most of the swing like I'm like oh oh god oh Charlie horse I got a
oh my leg cramped out my hip oh my give me off oh shit oh no no I'm not even kidding
anymore get me off no no it hurts sir mm oh oh oh
me off, give me off, give me off.
And he's like,
it was like somebody had a hammer
to my hip and just kept doing this.
Ouch,
oh,
so it's like almost all the way around
and like hundreds feet up in the air.
And I was like,
oh my God.
Having a cramp.
I was laughing so hard, bro.
So funny, dude.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that ride was cool,
but that fucked him up.
The ride that fucked me up was the,
the Rattler.
That second one.
It was so unexpected.
because we thought it was a kitty ride.
I think the Iron Rattler.
It's so funny how like there's just some rides
that I'll just ruin you.
You just don't know it.
There's one ride at King's Dominion where
it's called the Anaconda and you're like
Dundangangangang!
We were on the fucking rattlesnake, bro.
We were on the goddamn rattle.
What is with these parks?
The Iron Rattler.
The snake ride.
It was fucked up because like,
okay, so we all expected it to be kind of chill
because the ride next to it
We mistook it for the right next to it.
So when we get on it,
oh.
Oh, that's the almighty.
That's the infancy.
We rode on that.
We wrote on that.
Yeah, we're on that road.
We bounced.
We were,
we were bouncing.
We took your own that.
Tanner made it all the way down to there.
Oh,
the last rock he made it.
Dude, in your dreams.
Dude, I'm telling you,
look,
it even was nutting.
dude.
Squirting out of the tip.
That's so funny.
It took a picture of the rock just because it looked like a giant massive turpull.
Yeah, don't they know there's kids?
Yeah, what are you all thinking?
Yeah, if you look at it from the perfect angles.
I like the planet that's in the galaxy.
Yeah.
Every so often it just like throws like a random curveball, planet ball.
Dude, yeah, that ride was really fucking awesome.
But there was one ride where I, I like leaned all the way back like this.
And then it like jerked us backwards a little bit and my whole back cracked and I actually
I was like dude that was not supposed to happen.
I was like ow oh oh dude I had the glasses off for the most of the time and some of them
like they were going to fling that shit off even with the band we had like bands on them but
I was just holding to some of the photos that we have you can just see me holding onto the
glasses as we're trying to fucking record but yeah now that was a lot of fun I'm glad we did it
but holy crap that I have a headache
by the very end of it
I remember
everyone got fucked
dude guys all got fucked
yeah and then everyone got crispy as fuck too
they got burnt
they need to make people like sign a waiver
or sign a form whenever they enter the park
about what
dude
oh about like getting
oh yeah
yeah but they tell you
they're kind of like
hey if something happens
it's not our fault
the Batman ride was so ass
bro
who
Superman was way better
Superman was fire.
I gotta say this now to whoever designed Batman
retire, bro.
You're like,
I'm so glad we didn't have to wait.
We went on Mother's Day, right?
And so there weren't many lines.
But I was standing in line with,
I don't even know what her title is.
What's her title with us?
Is she a producer?
Is she assistant?
You can say producer, yeah.
Our producer slash assistant
slash vibe coach for the group.
And so we were
We were, we were, Isaac was there too
Isaac, the line was not long at all
We spent more time trying to get off the ride
Yeah, exactly
And the ride lasted 20 seconds
And that shit was so ass
And I had a chocolate milk right before
But I tanked
Yeah, that was crazy
No, that was crazy
Willie heat on a roller
That is pretty crazy
Dude, I was like
Oh, there's chocolate milk and I was like
I'll get one too
And we both got back
Yeah, I never drank until after
The last ride though
You're about to. Oh my god and then Isaac lost his fucking keys. Oh my god.
I'm gonna get me started. Dude.
We walk out of the park. There was 10 minutes left before they close and Isaac's like,
where's my keys? Dude. Wait, that's funny because she was like, okay you guys, we're gonna take a group photo.
I was like, I was like, I took a group photo. Larry, you gotta go to the car now after.
All right. Everybody just go to the car. I know if someone, yeah, I know if someone yanked them and like
booked it like immediately went to the parking lot. Dude, that's why you gotta get the that's why.
What happened?
Oh, you wanted to check and see if your car was there.
Yeah, because I didn't even know if my keys were actually still back where they were.
Dang, they were whipping around the Q8.
That'd be crazy.
I'm telling you, bro.
I'm telling ya.
Can I have one?
Do you have one, Larry?
Low key, that was like a...
Can you throw it?
My wallet, that was a moment for me.
That was right on the lens, too.
It went up and everything.
Yeah, that was crazy.
There you go.
No, that's just Sonic.
No, that's just...
I like...
It's in there.
Sonic, right.
Sonic runs to me when I lose my key.
Oh, yeah.
So he's like, no, don't touch those.
No, stop.
Would you believe me if I told you I had Sonic's finger on my keychain?
No way.
Sonic's pinger?
You're looking for it.
Sonic's finger.
Is it like his glove or something?
I'll be right back.
Oh, it's that high.
How has you know what Sonic's hand it?
What if it was Mickey's?
Mickey Mouse glove.
Yeah.
Could be Mickey.
Could be Knuckles.
It could be tails.
Oh, look at his two cats, dude.
It's like two guards.
So chill.
That, that time.
What are they named, Harvey Oswald?
It's his finger is toe.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my God, it's a real ass finger.
All right, bro.
You're sick.
What the fuck?
Dude, what's wrong with you?
I found it.
Yo.
I found it.
Yo.
Be lucky, you know.
Freak at the dog.
What the lunch table?
Yeah.
Dude, sit over there.
If we were all in high school, we'd all sit at the same lunch table.
Dude, yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
I will admit, though, I used to be,
I was like, I would bounce between tables.
I would every single day, I would, I would bounce.
You were a bouncer, bro.
Yeah, I was bound.
Nick would be with like the jocks.
You didn't have any.
No, dude, I said.
No, Nick would be with all the geeks.
You'll be all the fucking nerds, like the gamers.
Yeah, no, that's all I sat with.
Dude, I, every lunch, I looked forward.
to just sitting on Reddit 50-50.
I don't know what it was Reddit 50-50.
Am I the asshole?
It was Reddit 50-m-I-the-asshold.
I shouldn't react like that.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
Some of the tables I would sit at,
they would show some horrific shit.
And then the other table was like super sweet.
And just like the most whole stuff.
It's like, wow, you get best of both worlds.
But, um...
Dude.
I remember I was on a fucking field trip.
And someone was like, yo, check out this video.
And it was an ISIS beheading.
And I was like, yo, what the fuck's your problem?
Dude, it scares me how middle school is truly like the most transformative stage.
Like you could go the most wrong in your life.
I learned that Santa wasn't real in middle school, bro.
Dude, you could go the most wrong in your life or the most right in your life in middle school.
Because I remember on the field trip, this was, dude, this is an ROTC.
ROTC, we're on the way back from like a nationals or whatever the fucks.
Like some competitive.
So you got to throw the rifle.
all this crap, right?
Oh, yeah.
And on the way back, this guy on the bus showed me,
you guys know,
you guys know Moon Man?
No.
Yes.
It's like,
they took,
they took a character for McDonald's.
And like it was like the Moonlight,
the Moon Man guy.
He had like a moon hit and everything.
Oh,
this guy?
Yeah.
And they made a really,
really,
really racist song.
Yeah.
About with him.
Like a suit.
It was like an auto,
no,
what is it?
Texas speech.
It was like a Texas speech.
Extremely racist song.
And he did, it's like a whole thing.
It's like a, it's like a fortune like mega, you know, thing.
And the guy was showing me and I was like, holy shit.
And in retrospect, it's like, dude, not only was I shown that, but there was like all
that internet shit of like, you know, the two and one, the three and one and the four and one
and the four and eight and the jar and the jars and the tubs and the fish and like all this
shit and there's just so much
in the Reddits and the Gores and the
lives and the leaks and like
oh my god's actually terrible bro
like middle school
yeah middle school
bro high school wasn't even like that
like elementary wasn't like it was just
middle school. It's like yo check out this
fucking crazy thing it was just an
internet was developing cat
cat memes were everywhere
dude I read like a nut
like just another memory I remember
when like the
The Paris shit was,
I think we talked about it on the podcast before
when the Paris bombings happened.
Yeah.
And I remember,
we had to,
we had to draw,
we got like,
like these,
like,
pictures of like a soldier
with like an American flag behind him.
It was like a,
it was like a clip art image.
So it was like super simple.
And all the kids were drawing like some just,
like crazy shit on it.
Like no,
like it was like,
middle school.
Some hell obese.
No chill.
No chill.
But like I said,
Going between tables in the lunchroom really teaches you a lot about life because you get to
You get you get the angle from these folks and the angle from that folk and from the angle from that
Dude Tanner you didn't believe me but I I did believe in Santa until about fifth grade
15 oh okay I mean I guess that's fine I guess it's like one year before middle school but I found out
Santa wasn't real like third grade second grade oh wow I don't know a time when I found out I found out because a Jewish kid said to me is like
You still believe in Santa?
I was like,
I was like,
because I came from Catholic school.
And I was like,
I was like,
yo, what?
He's like,
you still believe in Santa?
Also, I still celebrate Christmas
even though I celebrate Hanukkah.
And I was like,
yo, what?
And then I went home.
And,
and like,
I was like,
Loki kind of pissed
because I'm like,
how the fuck can they do that?
And I can't.
And yeah,
I was just,
I was just,
you what?
Yo, what?
Yo, what?
I still celebrate Christmas
even though I celebrate Hanukah.
Yo, what?
Yeah.
Yo, what?
You just imagine you're like really puzzled for the rest of the day
I was pretty puzzled
I just didn't understand
I imagined everything around that time was puzzling
You're like the gas station
For some reason they up the price on you
Yo what?
You know what?
That's awesome
For first time in school
So in Catholic school
At the very end of singing the national anthem
You say God bless America
Or at least that's what we said
And then in middle school
public school for the first day, we stand up and say it.
And at the very end, I say God bless America and everyone fucking sits.
And I'm like, yo, what?
Yo.
I come home and I ask my dad.
I'm like, why did no one say that?
I want to see that being animated.
That whole show.
You just like, you know, what?
So walk me through the experience when you found out about the birds and the bees.
Like, what was your reaction to all that information?
Oh.
Dude, no one talked with me about that, Isaac, believe it or not.
Yeah.
You have to find out.
Yeah, me too.
I didn't even find out.
Nobody talked.
Yeah, nobody told me anything.
I don't watch porn.
I mean, you know, that's a real.
That's a terrible thing.
That's real.
That's real.
I think I remember my grandma told me.
No, it wasn't my grandma.
Okay, my cousins, they kind of like grew up faster than me even though they were younger.
And so they kind of like were saying perverted ass words before me.
So like my little cousin Alex was like you running around as a kid yelling penis for some reason.
and I was like,
yo,
what is that mean,
grandma?
You know,
yeah.
You busted,
bro.
Toy busted.
It busted.
It's good.
Dude,
I knew it was coming to.
I don't know why I kept squeezing it.
Views at home.
Enito just exploded.
Yo.
Yo, what?
You what?
So we were on the podcast.
I was talking and gronics shit blew up.
Yo, what?
What?
Yo.
Yeah.
Dude, Catholic school was actually crazy.
They make us go to Mass like three times a week, like church and shit.
Fuck.
How long were them sessions?
I think it was like an hour or 45 minutes or something like that.
So, I mean, to me, I was growing up, I was like, fuck yeah.
We're not doing anything right now.
We're walking in a single file line to church.
Hell yeah.
And you sit down and shit, but.
So it felt like a skip?
Yeah, it did, actually.
I also, I also like, I was dumb as shit in middle school, or elementary school, I guess.
I had to, like, go to, like, this special bus outside and, like, learn math.
That's awesome.
That's sweet.
That's sweet.
But I think, I think it's not that I was dumb in elementary school.
I think, I, like, I actually had stupid-ass teachers that, like, didn't know what they were doing.
Private school teachers, like, in Catholic schools, I feel like they're kind of, like, not the greatest.
At least my hire anybody.
That's not how it should be because private schools are way.
Exactly, exactly, but I don't think that our teachers were like that great because no one was connecting with me
And then finally in fifth grade and six every class on I was like doing great in math. So I didn't I don't know
I think my private school I went to was just buns. I am
But public schools man, let me tell you something about that. Yo, what the hell? Yo, what? You mean all types of people man. All types of walk alive and everything man for real. So in the past like you sound like him.
Have I talked about this before how I like somehow
narrowly avoided
like drugs in my
middle school and high school career
I don't think so
like so narrowly I don't like
no one was telling me about it like I literally
I didn't know what weed was until
literally probably my junior year of high school
I didn't know what it smelled like I didn't know what it looked like
um
it's a secret
but it's crazy because I had
I had friends that like my closest
friends were tapped into that shit
and they just like didn't fill me in
and then broke found out and he's like
Yo, what?
I'm missing out on this?
Yo, what?
What's that smell?
Is that skunk?
No, that's weed.
What?
Because that's what my parents would tell me.
I think when I smelled weed in the past,
they were just like, oh, someone hit a skunk or something.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's the same.
But it's just crazy because, like,
apparently my closest friends in middle school were popping Adderall,
and I had no idea.
Like,
Just like, what?
Yo.
And it's crazy because they just didn't tell me.
And my friend was, like, dealing weed as well.
And it's like, I had no idea.
And it's like, bro, we were hanging out like every week.
In middle school?
I think like eighth grade.
Yeah, bro.
Bro, it's actually crazy.
And in high school, he started pushing vapes to middle schoolers.
Like, he was actually that guy, genuinely that guy.
And he was telling me a story about how he, like, scams someone completely.
But that was your best bro.
Used to be.
Used to be.
That was your boy.
And he was one of my boys in middle school.
But, yo, he never, the good thing.
he never put you on, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it is for the better.
I just think it's crazy that it's kind of like a,
yo.
What?
I've only ever had one time.
I was asked if I wanted to go smoke weed
and I said no.
Wow.
It was cool.
They were chill.
I remember,
dude,
they always like,
they always,
you know,
like they have PSAs
were like,
they're going to force you.
They're going to fucking put your head on the fucking blonde.
Your brain on drugs.
Yeah,
and they're going to punch your chest
so you inhale and like,
they're going to do all this shit.
and I was at the cafeteria
and like this group comes up
and they're like talking to my friends
and they're like hey we're gonna go smoke
do you smoke? I was like no
they're like you want to try? I was like
I'm all right I gotta go to class
and then they're like okay
well we'll see you later
I was okay bye
now is it
it was so simple it was like such
easy thing I was like okay cool
so it was not too shab
topic change
yeah
I got something crazy.
I'll go poo.
No, no, no, it's going to really just derail everything.
Go ahead.
Oh.
You go poop.
I was going to say that my first time smoking weed, though,
nothing will ever be like that ever again.
Your first.
That was like actual, like, psychedelic drugs is what that's crazy.
You know, you need to do then?
You need to take a break for, like, a long time.
Tolerance.
Dude, I don't, I've done that.
Well, I guess I don't know what a long time really is,
but like a year.
I still don't think so
because like now my brain
like knows what it's like
it knows what to expect.
So it's like I can't
I don't think I can have that again
and like even like
since I've stopped really smoking weed
is like you should chase the high dude
you start doing crack.
Yeah I heard I heard that
oh if you want that same feeling again
just go go to something harder.
Yeah yeah
yeah it's a level of try that.
I'll try that you got a rebirth
and then you can start on
Rebirth yes
prestigious.
Yeah, prestigious.
Yeah.
prestige rebirth and then you have
a 2x multiplier
But weed is so funny
Wait, hold on
Dude
Oh
Spotify dropped
This weird looking thing
And I want to
I'm curious about you guys
Yeah
Dude it's like a
Dude mine's so obvious
Did you guys all actually already dabble
Frank Ocean
Yeah
Is it really
Kanye West
Connie West
I got a crazy
Really
Wait who's
Who's yours Isaac?
I don't even know how to pronounce
his name bro
Oh, it's that
It's Fonk, you listen to Fonk
No, no, no, it's this right here
Oh, it's Fong
Have you ever heard this song?
Oh, yes, KYS Lingo
Dude, I saw that guy live on accident
I didn't even know that he was performing
When?
What the fuck?
Like, probably like six months ago
What the fuck, wait, tap, Gronk, tapped
They open for snow strippers
Oh, what?
I genuinely haven't like streamed that song
in many moons, but it has over
a thousand plays.
Dude, the first song
on this Spotify, the Spotify can't
was May 2018, and the first song
was self-care by Mac Miller.
What's your most
on stream song and how many times?
I don't know. Oh, actually,
I don't know. You can see.
No, wait, yeah, yeah.
My first song was crushed up by future.
Really?
Okay.
Okay.
Up I can see.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Damn, boy, you see my car with us listen to that shit.
Yeah.
No wonder.
Take it.
Take, oh my God.
You knew about weed.
You're a liar, bro.
Yeah, you fucking.
Dude, I was just naive.
You were trapping with your friend, bro.
True.
You got me.
You were the mustard.
What's your muster?
All right.
Which one's mine?
I don't know.
Uh, I bet your top is John Bellion.
It is.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Is it all time low?
Wait, how many songs have you listened to?
In total. Oh, you don't want to know.
That's it. You're not tapped in like me.
The hell. What do you have?
28,000.
You're not gonna believe me.
Oh, how many?
55,000. No, 29.
Dang! Mine's 30!
No way.
What's 30,000?
Dang.
Holy shit.
Okay, hold on. So what was your first day on Spotify for you guys?
So this account was created, I have another one.
January, hell no, bro.
2019.
You have an alt, Spotify.
No, no, no, I lost the login.
I lost the login to my first one.
I had to make a new one.
Yep, same here.
Same here.
Mine was, okay, hold on.
November 2019.
Do you remember when you created your first account?
Oh, yeah.
It was like 2015.
Bro, can I tell you guys something crazy?
Yeah.
I think I've told us on the podcast,
but I got into listening to music mad late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right now you're going to, like,
your submersion into the music.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
So for me, getting into.
music, it was my sister, my sister's ex-boyfriend, he and I would start going to the gym.
And he's like, dude, you need to bring headphones to the gym.
And he's like, you need to start listening to Eminem and 50 Cent and all these other people.
Because I didn't know that Spotify existed.
So I was listening to Pandora.
So I was on, hey, shut up, Pandora.
So I was on Pandora for a fat minute.
And then I finally downloaded Spotify on May 1st, 2016.
26th
And my first
And my first song
Was cough syrup
By Young the Giant
I don't know if that even is
Young the Giant
We gotta catch Tanner
This feels like a mythical
I might
Is it the one with the socks
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I know it but I actually can't bring myself
To sing that song
I really can't hear it
Oh come on
Oh my god
Oh my god
Wow yeah
That was
That was a good song
It's still a good song now to be honest
They have a new future on Spotify
The Most Played songs
Your account
My poo
What if there's a tracker
What happened?
Ew
That big?
You're kidding
Did you take a flag?
That's the size of her stomach
Did you take a picture?
That's the rattlesnake
That was the rat.
The rattler
The Rattler did it
The Rattler did it
Who the hell was on this shit
With me
Back in the day
Oh my God
The TikTok audio
Damn, where are my son?
Yeah, that one.
Oh, damn, I have no.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Isn't it crazy?
Dude, I was sent, like, a video from a friend of, like, a bunch of, like, clips from when we were in middle school.
There was one of a friend where he had cloud goggles, you know, they were white.
And he jumped from the desk, and he squatted.
And he did, I think, I think it was one of these right here, a little bit of those.
And, uh, and he called him.
gay.
Yeah.
You know?
He caught himself gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Were we finding out our most listened songs on Spotify?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're doing like the whole thing.
I think mine was this one.
Oh, that's logic.
I know that.
No way.
Wow.
That was actually impressive.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
Dude, I'd be so crazy at my own game of guess that song, bro.
That was two notes, bro.
Damn, yeah, my first day is December, December 5th, 2018.
Oh my goodness, my goodness, oh, my God.
I feel like Super Mario in this world.
My top song is Bald remix.
JPEG Mafia.
Still a great song.
Bald.
It holds up.
Dude.
How do you actually find doing this song?
Spotify has a thing they're doing right now.
It's like their little 20-year anniversary event.
Yeah.
Which is kind of crazy.
I give up.
They're 20 years old, bro.
Dang, they came out in 2006.
It's nuts.
Did you know what Spotify started out as a pirating software?
They did.
That is true.
Oh, yeah.
It wasn't even supposed to be, I mean, it wasn't called Spotify, I don't think.
But, yeah, they were, it was just a way for you to upload music that you want to listen to.
And then the major labels were like, yo.
Yo.
What?
Yo.
What?
It's kind of crazy because that's why Spotify pushes on podcast pretty hard now.
Because they get 100% of podcast revenue, if I'm not mistaken.
I could be.
I could be misinforming.
I think it's pretty sure from what I've researched, they get a large percentage of music taken from them.
But the podcasts, they keep, it's out of the deal.
Well, there's that and the fact that the same way that long-form content on YouTube does well
is because the people that listen to the podcast stay there and they listen to several ads.
Oh.
What's up?
You want to hear my actual first ever songs in 2016 I listened to?
Yeah.
Red Ops 21 Savage.
One of Be Us, Lil Yati.
And Timmy Turner designer.
Hey!
Wait, you have to click one.
Click one.
That's a quiz.
Yeah, the real one's just a quiz.
We have to figure out what the actual one is.
It's going to show you.
I think it was Timmy Turner.
I say Timmy Turner.
Oh, yeah, you got to tap on it.
You got to tap on it to figure it out.
Oh.
Wow.
It was Red Ops.
Wow.
That was my first song.
Yo.
Can I show this crazy statistic?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Spotify pays out roughly two-thirds.
So between 67 to 70% of the revenue to music rights holders.
Wow.
Two-thirds.
So they like pay two-thirds to like the labels and shit.
They pay two turds to the labels.
That's crazy.
They pay two thirds.
They pay two thirds.
That's a good third.
That's a crazy thing to just hand over to a label.
I wish Apple Music.
I mean, you have to think about it.
The labels had all the hurts.
The leverage there.
You know, you guys, I'm more of an Apple Music guy nowadays.
I tried the switch to that and it didn't work for some reason.
Actually, I think I just ran out of my...
It's because you don't have the Apple Maxi...
The Max Pads.
Yeah, you have the Apple Maxi Pads that I wear.
I have the Apple Maxi Pads.
Yeah.
Yeah, right?
What's your most stream song?
Remember I bought them with you.
What's your most stream song?
Yeah, I bought them in Texas.
They just said, did they tell you to save it to your library?
No.
See them?
They're right there.
We do it again.
I bought them at,
we were at the domain.
Guys,
two conversations happening right now.
I'm walking through.
Well, Nick doesn't believe me.
He doesn't remember our friendship.
I'm trying to remember the good times that we have.
Yeah.
We got to recreate some good times that we have.
Yeah, come on.
Look at us.
We're so young.
Guys,
When are we going to stream?
Dude.
Do it.
You lead to the torch,
Grunck.
I'll start tonight.
I'll start tonight.
You're crazy.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
You know what?
I'll air it out.
For listeners at home,
Grunk has been
wanting me to waste
my personal lovely time
instead of on Counterstrike.
He wants to put into Minecraft.
He doesn't hang out with me
or talk to me at all anymore.
Shay!
Wait, wait, wait, let's talk about,
let's talk about,
wait, let's talk about,
let's,
when are we going to play Minecraft?
And I said,
drunk, the only way I'll be
there's the time he used to call me.
We're gonna start having fun.
The only way I'll play Minecraft is if we do it for a group stream.
I'm no longer allowing for us to game without content.
And I've been ready, but you've been avoiding.
You've been avoiding, avoiding conversation about it.
So I just think you don't want to do it.
Because it comes down to having to set up the whole server, which I can do,
but I've done it several times over the years that it almost just goes like with this group, bro.
Okay.
It's always like.
The last one we played for a month, man.
Over it.
You see that?
Over it.
Yeah, he did.
about what happened last night.
We played so much last night.
What happened last night?
When we were watching, so we just got done watching this video as a group, right?
It was me, Tanner, Isaac, Grunk, Nick, not this Nick, other Nick, and Jackson.
Everyone is like, cool, awesome after the watch.
Now everyone's going to bed except for me, Isaac, and Tanner.
I think it was me and Isaac.
I don't even know that.
And as soon as everyone dispersed, Nick Joel.
So then all the other guys see that and they're like, oh shit.
So they join right back in and Nick leaves and then whatever.
They leave again and they just right back.
It was like those doors like you know, there's like six doors and they're like coming in coming out of the other one.
Dude, I was doing that on purpose because I just, uh,
dude my all time songs are freaking goaded.
Hey yo, he's the internet explorer.
I'm looking at my all-time top songs.
What's number one?
My number one is Agony by Youngleyn.
Damn, my god.
Are you okay?
Number two is Everlong by Foo Fyers.
Oh, number three is Ghost Town.
Wait, how do you see how many, how do you see the different songs?
So at the very end of that little thing you do,
save it to your library, there's a save to library button and it's all of your songs that, all of your top songs.
Yep, bingo.
I'm gonna grab a can of game yourself for real.
click up here back okay yawning a lot yawning wait wait wait wait oh yeah wait wait wait
I press save to library the whole thing yeah press save the library and then a
playlist will appear in your library called your all-time top yeah dang what
where in your library what brozy internet explorer of the group oh okay look I'm here
yeah I'm here you went too far here like you pass like the you have to go back
back through the whole thing again.
What?
Dude.
There's a save the library button.
You just brush it.
Gras and guess what songs in my top five of all time, top songs?
What?
Oh,
my God.
Oh, my God.
Yep, keep going.
Yep, next.
Dude, we should do an acapella of them.
Guess the song?
I don't know what it is.
I'm pretty sure as you don't know of Cops of Europe.
So just click.
that and then one more after the review up next.
DM I have no socks.
All right, you're next.
Damn I have no socks.
John Bellion.
That's right there, bro.
There it is.
It's already saved it.
Check your library.
It should be near like recent.
Come, bro.
This is the only thing that came up.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
I don't know where it is.
I actually don't know where it is.
I press.
It says save to library.
What do you mean?
you can see the library.
The three books on the bottom, right?
Yep.
And look for the only playlist
that you don't remember being there.
It says your top songs.
Yeah, you can look it up too, probably
in your library.
There's nothing here.
Look up your all time in your library.
You're all dashed time.
Your all time.
Shimona.
Nothing.
Wow.
Okay.
You didn't listen any.
Are you going to do Minecraft?
Yeah, what's the plan?
Let's do it.
We're gonna stream Minecraft.
I'm gonna play with my father.
Come on.
But I'm ready after-
Come on, lock in.
Oh, we're gaming tonight.
Wait, do we game or playing Minecraft?
Oh, God.
Maybe we're gonna be Minecraft tomorrow.
Lock in my twin.
Game tonight.
No.
Oh, my God, you have an itch.
I don't know, I'm just complaining.
You know what the problem is sometimes.
What is it?
Sometimes you might just have to upload, update your app.
Oh, yeah.
No, no update.
Well, that was true too, but still.
Well, anyway.
I guess we'll never know.
We're at an hour.
We're on an hour, ladies and gentlemen.
You guys watch that time.
Yeah, you guys are walking that time.
Are you guys not doing Minecraft?
One hour.
Okay, guys.
Are we going to do Minecraft?
Are we making us Minecraft server to stream on the group and friends?
How about we like the action show instead of saying it?
See, can you blitz?
name Nick for getting a little apprehensive about setting up a super again.
I get it every few months.
Sorry, I burped.
So, um, yeah, I don't understand.
Don't do that face.
Don't do that face. Dude, grud, I'm airing you out, bro.
I'm airing you out, man.
I'm airing you out.
I'm ready.
Chewy message at 1217.
Anyone for, anyone rock it for a bit?
And you message him at 7.33 in the morning.
Ask earlier in day.
I did come out.
I come out pretty rude.
I woke up.
I read that message and I was like, there's no way, bro.
Ask earlier and day
That hasn't been the first thing you saw
And the first thing you said
Yeah it was
She was like anyone want a rocket league
Dude ask earlier
Ask earlier and day
But still I'm ready
That doesn't
That doesn't change that I would or would not play on a Minecraft server
To be fair
Are you trying to compare apprehensiveness
No I'm just saying that
I want to make sure if I commit
bandwidth and mental time to it that it's gonna pay off and be worth it.
Dude, I want to play and I want to stream and so does Nick and so does Jackson.
So does?
So does.
So does.
Keep in lines for the list.
Oh,
okay, okay.
I thought you were.
Soda.
Soda.
That's his name now.
I was like, oh, soda Jackson.
Soda.
I was thinking like soda pop in because of streaming and right.
Okay.
Soda.
So does.
But they want to.
Jackson's out of town right now, but he'll be back.
I'm just,
I'm telling you,
leave the torch,
bro.
Stop waiting.
But no one will follow,
I'm pretty sure.
Nobody else.
But just fucking lead it.
Just do it.
Literally all,
like,
just do it.
Make it,
make it a thing where it's like,
all right,
since y'all not wanted to join,
this is what you're missing out on.
And then that's that.
See,
I just want to play games with my friends,
though.
And,
and,
you know,
I don't personally,
like,
like,
I don't mind streaming,
and I will stream, but I'm more so streaming
so that you guys will stream and then also play
and we can all play together.
Ty.
Oh. That's where my goal lies. I haven't changed a bit.
I just want to play with the people I want on YouTube.
Oh God, I got a burp.
All right, how about this?
Grunk.
Ew.
If you order me Zaxpies
with a nice sweet tea,
I'll build the server out.
I have a room already.
There's an update.
There was a Minecraft.
We are not doing a realm, bro.
What?
Been there done that.
Wait, Java just included a friends list now.
Yeah, you can join friends.
Yeah, you can join off people's worlds.
Yeah, did you all see that?
Did you all see that?
The way that it was phrased.
The way that it was phrased.
The way they got it's real, it's real, it's real.
It's real.
It's real.
But it only works if they're online,
but you can join people's world.
New Minecraft live and Java multiplayer.
Yeah, the way that the tweet was phrased,
it was like, yep, Java just brought on the bedrock feature.
It's been there for a decade.
Give it up.
Slow as moly.
I don't understand.
You can play a single player world?
You could join their world off of like just having them added.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it only works if they're in their world.
It's like, so the way that I saw it on the, that I'm pretty sure is that same tweet I saw.
It was said it's like peer to peer, but you don't have to, um, like you just got to have them added on your friends list.
And then like you're able to join or get invited or invite other people.
So it's like not just like a public server,
but it's like a little private one and one kind of thing.
Like, you know.
Oh.
Not interested.
Yo.
All right.
So we're making a server then.
All right.
All right.
So Nick,
you're making a server then.
You know what?
We failed to mention that like upwards of four people offered to pitch in for the server.
Oh, no.
It's not about that.
Damn it.
I can do it.
I don't do it, man.
I can do it, man.
I'll fucking do it, man.
Just shut up, man.
You gonna do it?
Alright guys, expect group Minecraft streams coming.
That's all I wanted.
All I want to make sure of is that we stream it.
Yeah.
I'm happy to stream it, bro.
It'll be like old time.
I can bring back to don't.
I can bring back to don't plug in.
I can have it revamped.
Dude.
Sure, man.
Crowd control.
Dude, crowd control is fucking fire.
Honestly, they missed a big opportunity by not doing that with like,
like everybody what what that plug-in I've had so many people reach out to me being
like yo where's that plug in and I'm like yeah private bro yeah private bro it's mine
sorry slime bro yeah that be fun though we can make we can make the next S&P live we
could bring it back okay it's not let's not view from that scope I don't like that
scope ever I hate that scope God I hate viewing it because remember this is about friends
not about fucking make oh Nick I see they're jumping off his tail
They're jumping and dancing.
Okay, I have to go to work at three.
Oh boy.
I have to leave.
Okay, boy.
Okay.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's an hour and eight minutes.
Tanner, you fuck.
You are, you are.
You're just itching to get off of this.
Dude, Isaac and Tanner both hogs that timer, bro.
It's an hour.
It's an hour.
Whatever.
All right, y'all.
Yo, Larry, you and me, man.
We got Diary of the mouth together, bro.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Let me fucking vomit my words out of my ass.
Thanks for watching the group chat podcast guys make sure to use code the group for 10% out look at that giant dinosaur
Minecraft streams maybe even as soon as tonight we're gonna see what we're gonna do this video we're back in time
Yeah dude back in time for you guys I guess time will tell whenever this comes out so you're gonna see right it's gonna be funny
Yeah, but yeah something happened for Friday let's see if we do you guys actually want to do any sort of movie club or y'all just want to ditch all that club shit I'm down dude
Dude, movie club
I need to finish
Project Tell Mary
We should plan it
Yeah
I want to watch
Project El Mary
Let's start a movie club next week
Old movies
Okay hold on nothing
We'll collect movies
We'll see what happens
We'll see what happens
We'll be
We'll have a gathering of the minds
All right
Everyone have a great
Rest of your days
Thank you for watching
Peace be with you
And all love
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