The Group Chat - #162 - How Larry Stole Christmas

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

Grunk is missing today.. but that doesn't matter because WE HAVE THE MINECRAFT STREAMS COMING TOMORROW!!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Yeah, you have a lot of The whole podcast is a new program. We're all stupid. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the stupid podcast, episode one. Welcome back.

Tanner and just Tanner. Yeah, I'm here too. The other guys are here, too. A quick word from grunk. He wanted us to say that he's really not excited at all for this weekend. And he's like,

he's lamenting it and would rather do anything else, including work, but then, and also yesterday we asked me, wanted to join the podcast. He said, F no Yeah

You actually picked up my shift In order to not be here Yeah Oh my god I was out the last podcast And he talked he talked hell of crap about me So I could do a time To him now

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Glacier And I slended glacier Whoa Why are you also Take I saw that in the house recently What is happening Did I put that on it

I put you on Isaac No I bought it gas. Oh. Dude, you put him on the Icelandic water?

Yeah. Because, all right, to be honest, I did my research on water, per usual, right?

And I found, I found that this is probably the most, what is it? It's like, it's something about it being even, something that's even. pH. pH.

It's like even pH. This, this pH is 8.4. So it's a little bit above, like, neutral, but like at the same time, that's fine.

I'm looking more about the chemicals, bro. Oh. So on this, dude, even on here, it says for a report on water quality and information, you can, like, go to their website. So, like, I've been looking at water quality. What about spring water? Because isn't spring water from caves?

And that's, like, the most, like, unfiltered water ever to clean. They're all, they're all filtered still, I'm pretty sure. Like, they're all still clean, aren't they? Aren't they still cleaned? Like, they don't just, like, pump it from a hole and then give it to you in a bottle, right? No, they're cleaning that. I clean that show. I'll give it some.

Well, tell us about Icelandic. Where's it from? I'm assuming from Iceland. You're so fucking knowledgeable. I'm assuming. Okay, that's an assumption. Oh, it is a product of Iceland. Wow, would you look at that?

You're right to. Oh, wow. Shut out the old. It's from Olson Spring in Iceland. Oh, wow, really? Naturally occurring in a pH of 8.4 at the source. What other water you know occurs? No water really naturally occurs at a point of.

nine ever in any of my except for both gamer subs code group get you at a natural 7 pH oh I don't know that's not true I don't know it's not actually it gives you a little

cake though a little caffeine dosage I already had my dosage unfortunately I took a drink of that Icelandic water and it was actually like butter going down my throat dude it's yeah dude you know how some water tastes like but

just ass yeah this water tastes fine of me Hey, just from the fridge. This is fridge water on a Yeti cup, bro. Oh, dude, we haven't changed a filter in that fridge in five years. Do you know how butt and poop Texas water is? It's actually horrible. The tap here is horrible.

Yeah. It's riddled with fluoride. We're all going to die. I don't care. And chlorine. Yeah. I mean, you are. Oh, good.

You can go. You finish your thought. Go ahead. Yeah, just talk about how I'm going to get fucking riddled with germs and parasites. It's going to be like the thing where like something comes out of my stomach it rips at you because it ain't. Spoiler alert. It ain't. Spoiler alert.

It ain't. I'm not going to say nothing. Shabang. Wow. That's right. Shabang, Willie. Shabang.

Manish on the beat. Shabang. Willie y'amongi. You guys talked about that last? I'm sorry. You guys talking about the last podcast at all? We didn't say a word last podcast. Yeah.

It was an hour of silence. It was a quiet cast. Interrupted by drunk saying something bad about you. Yeah. Dude. I watched. I watched that podcast. I saw the clip.

Dude, he actually makes it sound like I ignore the shit out of him. It's just that you... Well, you kind of do. I mean, that one call, dude,

I don't know. Yeah, okay, wait, we had the accusations. Here's the clearing up. We're having a talk. Okay, grunk had harassed me for about two weeks about a podcast,

like Minecraft server. He does this every year, at least around the time of summer. And the last time I did it, every time the server would die within like a few days. And I was like, dude, for all the effort that it's going to take to put into this, I don't know if it's worth it.

So I just kind of did that thing where he's chirping in my ear and I ignored him. I just ignored him. I didn't want to pay any attention to it. It's kind of like when he says something to Tanner and Tanner, just like, whatever. So I was like, yeah. You do that? This poor kid. Isaac, we have to take care of him, man.

I do it to like everyone. I hear every word drunk says. So he eventually started like being like, okay, well, if we're going to do this server, because I did want to do the server eventually. but then it started to be like when and I wanted to know all you guys wanted to do it yeah so I wanted to make sure that if I was everyone was on board any attention to it yeah you guys are all going to do it to be worth it your time and so yeah and then also he like he saw on the podcast he's like yeah I called him and he said he called me back and then he never

even did that's because I forgot okay I just forgot that it's not that I wasn't avoiding him my name yeah that's the title of this podcast there was a time where I was a ignoring him every time he asked about it. But, yeah. Well, so. Well, this Saturday. This Saturday.

Once this podcast is out, tomorrow, we will be streaming. Yeah. And so it's been kind of under works for a little bit, like a bit of a minute. Once we got confirmation from everyone that were like all along, we're all on board, I knew it was official when I saw a server being made. And that's when you know, that's when you know shit's about to go down, dude. I made.

So we have this one. server right now that we that well we don't hang out anymore discord server yeah uh skull f right now that we're in i'm not going to say the fool it's just sculf you know but we i all right okay now we got to mute it but um that server was made well i made that server because i wanted a lot of a skeleton emojis that i found and then it turned into like a hangout server and it's a thing when like a server's being made when we make a server we like we make something with it we do something with it And so once the server was made with this S&P thing, then yeah.

Oh, what the? Dude, dude, people have servers where it's like the friend zone, the chill hang out. We hang out in school. Well, that's literally like, dude, we have to say like, it's like, hold on, join suss. And like, it doesn't think about how absurd that is. Think about how crazy that is. Like, we were joining. It didn't even occur to me what that that really meant because in my head, I, I, I, I

hold it that because it's like fuck yeah it's like skulls and like yeah and then I realize I'm like oh my god we're done bro I'm like I have to take a note

there's like I said it and then I okay you said it like three times in a row might as well you just said it how about that you know what hey

you actually have a really bad mouth recently I don't know what's up with you yeah your potty mouth name one bad word I said Larry you also have a bad potty mouth here's this here how about this Larry

the last game you watch this oh oh oh the last gaming video when I was being actually the word I said it that one now gaming video I'll make a deal with you right now Larry I will go where I's my mouth for mouth I'm going mouth for mouth for mouth my mouth lie right now rest of the podcast I won't even stumble upon my sentences and I will not curse okay I won't even stumbleing on your sentences I'm cursing I don't care I'm not cursing every every other sentence will be a curse word I don't give a well you know what no actually no this is fine this will work because I I I I I develop a severe insecurity and that is that is that is stop I just keep on having to change it

shut up what are you talking about um I develop a severe insecurity and that's that sorry sorry I'm where we start I can't laugh okay I'm talking about my insecurities yeah you that's not fun cares about no I'm just shut up I know I think what you're going to say, Larry. I think I know what you're going to say. Well, I've talked about it before. Yeah. You're cursing?

No, no, not my cursing. I don't care about my cursing. Oh. Not right now, at least. It's more so, it's a bigger picture thing. It's about me talking too much because the last video on the gaming channel, someone was like, dude, Larry needs to stop talking so much. And now that's two instances from the podcast and now the gaming channel where I talk too much.

Dude, I remember, I read a comment on one of the podcasts forever ago. And they were saying, they said some bullshit. It shut me up for at least like a week. One episode. You were back. It was a few episodes. I remember, dude, wasn't that around the time when we were making fun of you for the fridge? Yeah, that went on a demonic crash out because of my name was being improperly dragged through the mud.

Yeah. Yeah. I think What was the thing? What did we all get dragged it right now and again? I don't remember. It was something Well,

no, the comment was something on the lines of talking. I don't remember verbatim because I had trauma. I think you were talking over people. You weren't letting somebody finish. You kept talking over people.

Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, now I'm like conscious about it, but I'm so conscious to the point where I just get walked all over. I can't even finish like a coherent thought.

You do not. You do not. Dude, I'd get walked all over, dude. Shut up. Okay, we went through your things

your settings yesterday Tanner, I think you're in a better position now. Like, I can hear you a lot. You're a lot more forward. Before you were. You were quiet. I don't know what happens. I hate this bullshit computer and this bullshit internet. Dude, when we were playing our game, remember, your microphone, like, the volume kept on going to zero and you couldn't hear us?

Yeah. Like, what did I feel like you do something in my room? Shirley. What? Like something, like you mess with something on accident. I don't, I don't do anything to myself. No, he got shot. I don't touch that.

I don't touch that. I don't touch them. Because I don't touch anything on my computer. I haven't upgraded anything. I have like two gigabytes left on my storage because I don't touch anything. I know what it is. I'm going to about blow your mind. What?

It's Larry goes up when your computer's unlocked, which is all the time. And he messes with your setting, so you have to go to him to ask. Yeah. Hey, how do I fix this? I find it really funny. So I just keep doing it because it makes me laugh every time when I feel bad.

And we're like when I have a bad day, I just go do that real quick. I know how much it piss you off. So I do it. I'll say this, Larry. Can we talk about how you farted in the waitresses's face? I was going to bring that up. I was going to bring that up.

Okay. Wait, hold on. Not yet. Not yet. We can bring that up. I'll say this, though, Larry. For you, if you're self-conscious about talking so much, right, there is a saying that it's an abundance of information creates a poverty of attention. So talking too much and having, as I said, diarrhea of the mouth.

You said that to Larry? Wow. I said that on the podcast. That he had diarrhea of the mouth? It's a saying I laughed in a moment When I was in eighth grade No that bugged me as a friend

When I was in eighth grade I had a really fucking awesome History teacher Dude I was fat in eighth grade And I wore an orange sweatshirt And he called me a pumpkin And then I was like And then I was like talking one day

And he's like You have diarrhea of the mouth don't you? And that's where I found out What that meant It just means he just So like I was like All right I guess I do talk a lot

I don't think Larry has diarrhea of the mouth I have constipation of the mouth mouth sometimes. You do. I'm with that. I'm with that. You have belly ache of the mouth.

You just like sit there and like look at. I got a belly ache right now. My stomach is just off. I don't, Larry, I don't think it's something to be insecure about. I think it's just something to be aware of, right?

Yes. Instead of, instead of like, dude himself. Am I making it worse? I don't know. Yeah, this is like the last time he's going to have more

in a hundred words of a podcast episode. He's going to be. be like a monk that hasn't spoken in 20 years and we got to try and break it but they do say the what is it quick to speak quick to search so there's some listeners at home larry is talking larry's talking right now and no one can hear him though because he's talking so quietly you guys see bento's ear at the bottom we see if i read the left of the camera the bottom of my camera yeah i'm i'm i'm like padding what i say isa i think oh uh you just broke your own little well your own little thing remember that was our deal right there he just broke it

you doesn't give a single one well you're wrong for that bro you're wrong you're wrong all right all right i think we should move on and i think we should move on and talk about i had to use a bathroom but um yeah i'm pretty insecure about like just talking too much yeah i got to use the bathroom but i'm insecure i'll see you guys don't listen to don't you don't listen to anybody ever don't just just don't listen to that just i won't listen Your friends have the best interest for you and want you to succeed. And if your friends are saying, hey, man, don't be insecure about it. Which I don't tell people don't do anything, but I would highly advise,

try not to let yourself be insecure, just be aware of it, and be intentional with what you're saying. There you go. Like, I'm insecure. Okay. I can say I'm insecure, but at the same time, I'm more aware of the fact that my storytelling has degraded over the years. I feel like I used to tell stories way better than I do now.

or like recall on what happened, I'm going to blame Fauci and COVID for that. Thank you, Fauci. Thank you, COVID. You can go pee-p if you want. Dr. Fauci. No, I just came back from peeing. I was gone for a little minute.

Give me vaccines. Give me vaccines. Boom, boom. Boom. Boom. We should actually talk about how Larry gassed out. Yeah, I was about to bring that up.

Gast out of restaurant and left no tip. Can I shut the, I forgot he did that. I wanted to build up. I wanted to build up. I wanted to build up to that because I want to talk about the meme stuff that from that started with Applebee's Oh shit. Yeah, we should talk about our Applebee's experience and then you guys went straight to the Yeah, way to go. All right. Let's let's let's do that. Let's let's start at Applebee's

You went wait. Wait, punch. Okay, hold on. We'll talk about the fact that we went no, it's called foreshadowing bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure we went to sushi warriors. Let's start there. We went to sushi warriors and we had we gone there to go and get food it was a 45 minute wait okay let's rewind what how can you go further than back than that oh we can go back so uh we're all on discord nick's on his phone all of our power is going off shut up we're not real we are we're rewining that bad because it was insane what happened what happened was nick was like i'm i'm I'm going to go shower. And then I'm going to go to Sushi Warriors.

And we're like, okay, all right. I'm guessing you have a squad. He's like, yeah, I actually don't have a squad. No, I'm going alone. You skipped a day, bro. That was yesterday. You want to rewind all the way back to before that? We're rewinding back to Sushi Warriors when we went there, had a 45 minute wait.

Tanner looked like she was rotting away. I'll make it quick. I'll make it quick. All right. Plan is we're going to Sushi Warriors. There's a great place. It's a sushi place down here in Texas. And it is awesome.

So we pull up because, you know, We wanted to go get some grub. We walk in. There's a 45 minute wait. And we're all sitting there. It's already like 8 o'clock. We're like, nah, man, nah. So we leave and we go to instead.

Applebee's? Actually, no, no, no, no. We went to Red Robin first. Guys, these are two different days. There's three different stories. Are you guys like, yeah. Because we got, we had food like eight times this week. That's why.

Listen, no. That was two different days. The one we went to sushi warriors No, they're right, they're right, they're right, they're right. We went to Applebee's. And then we went to the domain. That's right. That's right. It was a wait.

It was a long wait and then we went to the domain to go eat. So we all meet up in Austin. How many times did we get food? No, you guys keep going. You guys are like, oh, let's go get food. We all move into a house in Austin. I'm rewinding a little bit more. Oh my God.

No, shut up. No, shut up. No, I started with, I actually am right because we went, we did go to sushi warriors and there was a long wait. So then we were like, you know what? Screw this. let's go to the domain let's go get some food so we go to the domain because that was the day that we're looking at all these stupid cars driving by and we're like making fun of them and all that kind of stuff right and then yes no yep and then we had apple bees or no we wanted to go get red robin

but then they were like we're low staff so then we go to apple bees apple me now apple days um yeah on that apple days that did happen memorial day and so dude Isaac was fucking pissed Yeah, I was. Isaac, you are so mad. We get there and keep in mind, every time we go to the same Applebee's, yeah, dude, every time we go to the same Applebee's, it's on the side of the highway, and we're always like, this is so depressing and sad. Yeah.

We go there and there's like people sit at the bar. Granted, probably having a good time, but the vibes there were just so ass. Like, our waitress. At Applebee's? I love the Applebee's environment. It's such a, like, it promotes, it promotes, like, just stupidity and just being free will and dumb. Well, yeah, but they... They took away our freedom there.

We couldn't play with the fucking... They took away touch tunes, so I couldn't troll. They took away the troll. And they also... Not only that, they also had their own oaks. So they privatized the touch tunes and started playing like the most obnoxious songs that only the guy at the bar was singing with

and along to... Why? I'm sitting there. I'm trying to eat the fool that hasn't touched the table in two hours. And I get to listen to a party. in the USA, some drunk guy at the Applebee's bar singing along to it. Shut up. Oh, dude, Isaac, you're going to soil the vibe.

You're going to soil the vibe of Applebee's. No, no, no. Here's the vibe. The vibe, the W-vib part was, despite all of those setbacks, we still had a grand time because we played a game. We played a game. We made up a game. And that game is called Guess the Giff.

Guess the Giff. Guess the Giff. Now, those who know, here, let me just show you. Willie. Yeah. Want me to demonstrate one? Let me just show you. This is a faceless one.

God. Let's take what, yeah, viewers at home, we're about to play guess the GIF. Uh, Willie's going to interact. He's going to do it to the best of his ability and,

and memory, and we have to guess it. All right. Let me look at a GIF. I'm going to, I'm just going to do my best hitters. My best, my best hitters ever.

Okay. Somebody. I want to guess. Um, let me think. Let me think. Okay. Okay.

Wait, wait, we have to preface. We have to preface. We have to preface that these, These gifts that we mock or mimic are from like 2009, like 2006. We're not doing any modern ones. We're just doing the movie.

Like the first gifts ever. Like the first ones on the internet ever. So you're going to, it's going to be like. Ready? I got it. Here we go. But that's the point. That's the joke.

I got it. There he comes. Oh, is a Jonah Hill, I guess, bro. Oh my. It's a John Hill, I guess, bro. That was a classic one. That's pretty good. Larry, bro.

We're sitting here. We do like a few at a time. And then Larry's like, Bro, I don't know if I could do this one. All right, fuck it, I'm gonna do it. And then Larry stands up and he's like, Bump, oh, man. He's like, yeah.

Holy shit, that was bad. Because there was people just facing all. Ah, you lost again. Hey, I'm still on that, bro. No cursing. Come on. Whatever. Oh, shit.

Whatever. I don't think I've cost yet. Oh, let's go. I haven't cost since. Yeah, so this game is awesome. So if you guys all want to go and spend some time with your friends and have fun, Go and play the gift game.

It's great. Yeah. Someone should, someone should attempt the dramatic groundhog. Let's be for real, though. Isaac's vibes. Isaac's during that entire, he just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

I think everything we've been to even wanted to get the hell out of there. Yeah, Isaac. Yard house. Last one. Last one was not. You hate hanging out with us. I think that's what's going on. I love hanging out with you guys.

I hate service workers that suck at their job. That's what I hate. Just kill me. You just heard of the back. Isaac said he hates. service workers I hate service workers who are bad at that job that that clip that clip that and then a ad-hp me clip me clip me my god clip me clip me I dare you because then they're entitled to what is called a tip which should be a reward for your

behavior that night and if it's shitty what dude should get nothing however we do tip oh man yeah yeah we always did a hat Kern's going to remove yourself from this clip Tanner no no this camera I don't want any part of that I think I love service workers I love service workers I don't like service workers That's what I don't like

I think that service workers Don't intentionally try and be shitty I think that they're just tired From working with so many assholes There were six people in the Yeah but we got there late at night Bro she could have had a whole day Of course it's assholes

At 2 a.m. All right That's all I'm gonna say You think they want to close at 2 a.m. I don't think they do No, I don't think she wants to work at Applebee's, period. Yeah. I don't know. She's there now.

So what do you want me to do about it? She wearing a uniform. That was a choice. There's two sides to this because on one hand, you can sit there and say, service worker, you have to be responsible and treat every person fair. And like, that is their experience. You have that angle for sure. Then there's the other angle of you receiving that end, right?

And being like, hey, dude, like, I get those angles. I think that they're both kind of like 50-50. I think that as a customer, you should have a good experience. And that's provided by the service worker. Listen, I don't think you guys saw what I saw. There has to be an understanding. Huh?

I don't think you guys saw what I saw. What did you see? I saw slacking off and joking in front of me is what I saw. I'm missing my Diet Coke. Okay, it's Applebee's. Yeah. Where's the Michigan? Star here?

I feel like you have to have. No, you know, but Applebee's at a high regard. Is that so bad? I should. You know what? Applebee's is a five star each. I have to say, it just boils down to what Tanner said.

It's Applebee's, bro. They're microwaving your food, bro. They're not cooking here. They microwave Larry's potatoes. Oh my God. My sweet potatoes looked like a fucking, like a white slug. Like smearing across my chicken tender salad.

Not even. I remember. Sir chicken tender. I'm going to appetizing with chips, mozzarella sticks. rings. Stop. This was my fucking chicken and pasta.

You don't go for the service. You go for the fucking... You go for the vibes. Yeah, the shitty food and like a great vibe. It was the shitty food that we didn't get until like an hour and a half into it. Dude. That's the charm.

That's the charm, dude. They make you wait so long you come up with new games. We came up with the gift game. I think what it was. We were having fun, weren't we? Yeah, we did. That's what I'm saying. You guys saved the night with your awesome shenanigans.

But I think what set it up for me, like for failure that night was the fact that I was expecting Red Robin. And we didn't get to go to Red Robin because they were like, we only have one person in here and it's Memorial Day. So we had to go. We had to go. Do you hate those shitty workers too, man? Is that what you're doing to say?

No, no, no, no. Love Red Robin workers. Love Appleby workers even. But dude. Dude. Bring me my food. Dude, I actually, right after this podcast, I want to go get Popeyes, bro. I'm like now just thinking about Popeyes for some reason.

You get better. service at Popeyes and Applebee's right now. Damn! Why don't we do a family Popeye's dinner night? Did they have like sit and table? Did I eat anything fried now? It's over for me. Okay, never mind. After I eat some fried food.

Well, okay, we're kind of We're derailing. We're getting a little derailed here because. So after Isaac probably basically beat the shit out of the service. Yeah, it was really bad. Dude, Isaac was like, I'm not even fucking eating this. I'm not even eating this. Yo.

I'm going to get my friend on your soup, please. She was like, she was like, oh, how is everything? He's like, I want to, I want to go box. Can I get a box to go, please? Can I get a box to go? And, like, his whole food is still there, and it's, like, still steaming. Oh, man. It was awesome.

You know why? Because we got there at 9, and we got our food at 1030. That's why. It was really cold that first table took. We had to move because they had the sea blowing really, really high. And it was fucking cool. We were in the Arctic zone, bro. It was crazy.

Larry's headlights were on the entire time in a skim shirt. Were they? Yeah, they're always on, dude. Look at that. They're always engaged. I don't know what it is. It's like genetics. Hick engaged.

Um, so anyway, the next day yesterday. Yes, now this is the third dinner. No, yeah, three dinners in one week. It's crazy. Let's go for a fourth. Fuck it. Come on. Popeye.

What are you doing tonight? Dude, that's how it starts. That's usually how it starts. It's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I was like, want to go here? And Larry's sleeping. So Larry's not in this conversation. So it's usually to be like, yeah, I'm going to go with food.

You want to go? He's like, I'll go if everyone's going. And then we get Larry. Yeah, we wake up Larry. I was, I'm not even kidding you. I had my blanket like this. I was on my pillow. I was just like, yo, want to go to sushi warriors?

I was like, I was asleep. Yeah, I'm going. And I get up and I just fucking put on my pants and go. Larry's tucked in his cradle with the little thing hanging over in the stars. It's like a little rocket. But, um, so we get to, yeah. Want me to explain until the part where it's your POV?

Sure. I can make it quick. All right. We get the sushi warriors. It's an all you can eat sushi place. fire is hell we go there it's in austin it's awesome um super low key underground don't go but um yeah yeah it's actually hard to get the table i go there all the time and um so we go there we get all of our food we're having fun dude you guys are fat shaming me it's all you can

eat sushi by the way i don't know why every every time nick says can i get 10 sushi salmon everyone's like okay pointing at me laughing at me like i'm the fattest person at the table Dude, but then you get a rainbow roll after that's like, all right, bro, go on. And then you get 10 octopuses like, all right. It's all you can eat. And you get another rainbow? Okay, bro. Look, all you can eat, but if you eat the world, then what's left?

I'm not taking my sneeze. Dude, fuck you. No, I'm sorry. Like, we get this new server. I'd never had this waitress before. She's super dope and you guys are like making fun of me. Oh, dude. No, she was fat.

All the other servers. and waitresses and waiters know me. I know them all by name. Didn't get to know her yet. Fucking membership, man. Okay. That's making you sound fucking huge.

A VIP that only workers can give it out. You have to get three recommendations from three different people who know you who work there. Like, damn, bro. Did you really believe that? Because none of that. Did you really believe that shit?

None of that. I don't know. But it kind of plays a role. Well, it happens. It happens to play a role. It happens to play a role. Larry, the black, the black Amazon, American Express, American Express, the credit card is invite only. That's $250,000 a year. That's invite only.

Sushi Warriors VIP is not invite only. Don't worry. That's not a real thing. What's it called? What is the stupid? The black card? Yeah, the black card. I don't think it's eight. There's one that's like Capital One as well, I think. Yeah, you have to know like 10 people that will invite you all in. I don't think that applies to sushi. Okay. Okay. Okay. Larry, isn't like Birkenbacks?

You got to spend like a million, something like that. Yeah, pretty much. So we're eating, we're doing the guest gift joke. You know, we're having a good time. I'm pretty damn. I'm pretty low battery, but I'm hanging on. And so we're eating, get done eating. And as we're in the midst of laughing, I'm like, Nick, Nick.

And I like, I like shoulder, like, you know, like kind of like elbow him a little bit. It looks at me. And I let out three little like men out of my butt. And it's like, dude, those were not three little. Okay, those were like, okay. I felt the vibration. Yeah, okay. It sounded like,

but I don't know what it is because I don't know, but holy hell were they like some stink bombs, dude. God, like I got a whip on the whole. That's bad news. Larry and Isaac hate workers so much that Larry timed it perfectly. Larry timed it perfectly for when it was time for the check. Oh my God. She walks up right after...

Hold on. I don't know why that turned off. Sorry. She walks up right after... Right after Larry gets done, like three small men. It was literally like seconds. Like seconds. It was like, who are you?

Oh! Oh! And ran away the end. No. Okay. But she didn't smell it. I know she didn't know. She could have low-key did, though.

I think she did. I smelt it. It was horrible. Larry, that was rancid, bro. Larry, I thought it was so bad. So she's standing there with the pad right here in her hand. Dude, she literally turns to the left and steps away for a second. And then comes back and I was like, bro, she ran out of breath.

She was like that. She's like, do you. Dude. Oh my God. And then the worst part. So I'm like, I first smell it. I'm like, yo, that sounds like shit. And then she walks over.

And I'm like, yo. I couldn't help. I couldn't help with a burst out laughing. Which made honestly. Which was the rudest thing I could have done too. That was so rude to me. Because, dude, I can't even look at her. I can't even look at her because I'm so embarrassed.

I look at Nick laughing. And I'm like, so funny because, dude, right? Right before that, you looked like, you looked like a charity case, like a homeless guy we let in. Because you were like, you were napping on the plate when we first got there. You were so tired. And then you like, you woke up. You had some of the sushi's. And then you just like shit your pants in front of your shirt.

They had no manners. I was so sleepy that I was. so sleepy that I laid my head down like this she came out and I was like yes um man salmon dude yeah yeah Larry you were like laughing so hard and you were like

so bad so bad so so bad and you just you're like hitting you're the card you're like hoping she walks away or something so I'm so embarrassed I'm so in the moment of like this is so embarrassing and I know she smells and I know she walked or like she looked

away to fucking get a breath of fresh air so when she gives me the eye iPad to add a tip, I click on the tip and I fucking click on the lowest one, the lowest option that they have, which I think it's like 18%. I click on that and I sign it. I'm like, oh my God, please just you can walk away and now you're good. And then Nick was like, dude, you just tipped her the lowest amount you could have tipped her. Which better, oh my God, so much worse. So much worse.

She just walked over. He said, yeah. I was like, boom. All right. So can you recommend me for? like the card or whatever like we're just talking about recommendations and memberships

oh man that was right that was right before I lied to Larry and said that you need to get three waiter or waitress recommendations and he believed it and I fell for it so then Nick she was laughing she wasn't even like telling you no no she didn't even correct it

she was like no no she was just laughing about it and I was like okay so it's true but uh I took that as true I took that as like an honest like yeah that's that's right but now after that Nick did the courageous thing and bought a boba and then tipped her right this time tipped her correctly so she got her she got her uh worth it because dude how are you going to endure a fart now hold on and then like laughing and then wait a second so just to just to get this

straight we you tipped 18% on like a two hundred dollar bill and to make up for you bought a six dollar boba and tip 20% no I didn't tip 20% or six percent It was a custom, right? I typed in a custom number. I thought that's how you fixed it. That's how you made it all better. I thought about that. 35%?

All right, guys, we can go. We're the good guys. And we all walk out of this vlog like. I tip her 100% of $6, dude. Good shit. Good stuff, man. That's what so. No, I did the boba.

And then I just typed in a custom like $40 because I was like, she just put up with Larry's probably one of his worst. That was it really. It's like someone died in me, bro. I don't know what it was. It was so funny. I think a part of me did die. He was like,

oh, he was like, do you think I'll still get like the VIP membership? I was like, no, not now. Not anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and Isaac left. And I looked at 10, I was like, bro, do you think I'm gonna get it? He's like, dude, you just farted,

tipped her the lowest amount, and then like asked, and I don't think you're gonna get it, dude. Dude, that was so embarrassing that she walks over, and Larry's the one with the card to pay. And we're Larry and I are both laughing like normally I could like I could like body it and like be like Larry like give the card but bro I could not like handle the fact that you ripped ass and she walked right into the fucking storm. Like actually bumped into your son bro. I'm like actually watching her like losing health right there in front of me.

Dick damage. Did you see her take that? She got storm for no storm. I don't want to go back you guys. Bro. I never would go back. She probably told everyone now everyone's like. I'm going to go back and tell her that.

You did that. Yeah. I'm going to go back and be like, hey, remember that guy? Yeah. We were laughing because he ripped ass and you walked into the cloud. I feel like the worst. I mean,

for me at least, it's like, you know, everyone remembers their, like the first scent. When you meet somebody, the first impression you have of them is their sin. The first impression she had was not only me sleeping on the table,

but then the last impression was me farting and it's smelling like shit and leaving a low tip. And leaving no tip. God, that is horrible. And she was a sweet. She was so nice. Like she did everything

awesomely And I Oh We were making jokes About Isaac having a kid secretly for like six years And Larry just blurts out Man Isaac

If you were a deadbeat bro Like I would lose all respect for you They were like You know what Isaac Isaac was dead beat Like the most shocked Like

Oh Like what A deadbeat No I was just not my night You guys I mean I probably should have said no I probably should just say back in bed

And went to sleep That's what happens When I don't get sleep It's just like, I'm going to do a That can be creamy cheesecake feeling. Why don't you have YouTube fun? There's an ad for cheesecake. You'll give me out.

I can't get out. I can't do it. I can't do it. Press kit, man. It wouldn't let me. It wouldn't let me. Speaking of food, Isaac and I worked out with yummy today. And so I told Yummy that I would show off his new brand of popcorn that he made.

He made it a lot of popcorn. He made popcorn. Yep. This is yummy. He did not make that. He did away. No F in Wrim. It's really good.

Make sure you guys use Code Yummy when you check out. Here, look at the picture. He said that was based off the speed, speed face. You guys are liars and I don't. No, this is, no,

it's inspiration of, it's Tanner, but as a speed face. Notorious liars. You guys are notorious. You guys are breaking it soon. I've never lied a day in my, ever.

Ever. Right now. You know what's, oh my God, dude. It's not my day. Oh my God, wait. It's not my day.

Dave. Did you believe this too? Bys his shoes at the mall. I was going to say something real quick. Um, so before we went out that night, um, Isaac was called, I came to speak. Isaac was on call with his brother and I was like,

what's up? Yo, dude, you know? And he fucking said that he can't trust anything I say because he knows that I'm a notorious liar, but keep in mind. Like, I've never really spoken to him. Like I,

I, I have not spoken to him. And he's like, he's like, oh no, dude, I've seen the videos. I know all about you,

bro, you lie. All you do is lie. I was like, what? All you do is lie. All I do, he's like,

yeah, I don't trust a single word. You're saying. I've seen enough videos to know what you are. Yeah, and I've never really spoken to him. So I'm like, what the fuck,

dude? Like, it's just, my world is crumbling, man. It's going to this bad. You guys. This is what happens when you fucking cry wolf.

Yep. Cry wolf all the time. I think, I lie, I fart, I leave bad impressions, I smell. I think that I need to hibernate in the woods for a while, or at least or do a grunk where I just go to Europe without a plan and just, I don't know. And then post on your story and ask if anyone has a house. Yeah, if anyone can't get in the day.

Yeah, exactly. I feel like that's the best way to travel, though. That's like Anthony Bourdain level. That's yes theory type shit. That's true. Yeah. Larry, what's up? Beach and Dubbs.

You pump fake my brother yesterday for repo. He missed you so bad Dude, actually This is whiskey in here Repo was fun Repo was fun. You played with them? Let's play repo tonight. Fucking hey, bro.

It was a good time. That's not the first time We've played repo together with my brother. He loves that game. He's super good. But yeah, no, they change a lot on repo. There's a lot of really cool, uh, is we should play. New items.

There's like new monsters. Yeah. New mechanics. I don't care. I'm gonna sell. There's this one monster I kept on killing Tanner over and over again. yesterday night and it's just like this weird looking like it's just an abomination it looks horrible it's just like a big ball of like meat with legs and it like chases you and it finds you and it spins a

wheel and if it gets red you just immediately die but if it's green he lets you go and he runs away he'll come back in like 45 seconds dude darth mall got his head at the mall got his head at the mall Darth mall got his shoes at the mall no Isaac remember the clip in that game with a bite, the tricycle killed me? Oh my God, there's this tricycle that walked around. I swear to God, it literally like materialized as a ghost started like, it blew up all of our, all of our loot, all of it just instantaneously. And it grabbed Tanner, like hit him on the ground like a volleyball.

He bounced up, laying it on another thing. And then it spawned like, swear to God, like some anime shit. Spiked him down into the lobby, just immediately perished. The most violent death I've ever had. But like the thing is the tricycle like falls you around going, Ding ding ding Dittling And it just like keeps falling you around

And I thought I escaped him But I'm just slammed Donked me of the lava I love There's some crazy It's good Last time I played repo

Was when Playward Cardi Drop this album And I had to stay up till Like seven in the morning So I played repo Doing all that It's great time

We gotta do it bro We gotta play it bro We gotta play tonight It's got fun We gotta do it bro Let's do it bro Let's do it Let's do it

I'm down. Dude, group gaming, group gaming channel is up. We're going up, up, up. It's fun. We, uh, gaming,

we, uh, gaming is in right now. You all tune in, group gaming the new big. The new big. We have a lot of, everybody, everybody that,

I know, look, everyone in their fucking mom has made an SMP at one point in their life. But we're going to do this one different. On Saturday. We're going to like have like

Fortnite events. Dude, I'm telling me, you're playing PS. Dude. No, it's called coming together for the world to make a brighter future for everybody.

That's, okay, There you go. That's a time of a movie. Well, that way you just did it. A world where we can come together. A world where we can come together and build a brighter future.

SMP. And that's all a WW. For everyone that was trying to guess it in the chats a few days ago like this week. That's what it means. So, spoiler. Yeah. Well, there you go.

I'm mad about that. Yeah. A world where we can come together to build a brighter future. A brighter. No, no, no, no. We're doing it wrong. A world where we can come together. there's an F in there

A world For a brighter future For a brighter future Oh crap Where's the A? We're missing an A in there Well A is like lowercase You don't

You have the graphic Not on this computer Oh poo Oh no we can't No not on this computer How many computers do you have I don't I just have I took the other car today

No I asked Okay I found the image You're stupid It's not at this computer. No, it's at the other house I have. Bro.

We worked out today at the gym. We did legs. Oh my God. Yeah, literally, like moments ago, I just got text on a group chat. I was shaking. That's how it was. Yeah,

I forgot. And I forgot, loki, Nick. I was watching you do, like, one plate on a leg press, which I was like, come on see shit. This is Willie.

What was you doing one plate for? But then I loki forgot. You took, like, a massive break and also don't hit legs, so I can't even blame you. Yeah, I got fat. I got fat again. I'm done.

I'm done being fat forever. From now on, I'm gonna be like the new Jonah Hill. I've been running. I'm gonna run today, actually. I've been a running. From what? From what?

From what, what are you running from? What are you running from? It's okay. We're here. No, Tennis has been running so much that he's been building calluses in his feet and then he like rips them off while,

while doing the same run that he built them in. The same run, I formed blisters. There it is. Oh! There it is. Sorry. What was I say?

A world will come together for a brighter future SMP. And if you're listening to this, try to take a guess as to who made that logo or who made that name. You? A wild guess. Take a wild, wild, wild guess as to who could have made that name. Bad news. My entire. It seems Jack Parker.

It was Jack Parker, JP, Big JP. Big JP, man. Bad news, guys. I can't. So it's going to be on the screen for that's fine. That's great. Um, yeah, my, my, it's like an ad. It's like had space. Yeah. So this popcorn that yummy gave me that he made is great that he made. Yeah, uh-huh that he made. I still haven't eaten it should I? This popcorn that I hate. This popcorn that I hate. Yeah. I'm excited for the server because honestly it's going to be fun. Yeah.

We're gonna do a lot of like fun shit and it's not gonna be like one of those massive us and piece where like everyone comes on immediately and then like it dies and like it dies and like it dies and a week we're just gonna have special guests I feel like it might just be the better way to do it week one is jinxie jinksie is gonna be on it there you go they're gonna go more with that yeah I think temporariness because not everyone stays like like you're saying like yeah you invite people and then they like join in for like a day or two let them have their fun and then you might as well revolve a day around a guest rather than have them be like a permanent fixture and then just have them have their moment have a good time for a day and then they don't have to commit to it no

because they're not in it after that. Bang. Bang. Yep. No. I haven't streamed in a bit. Might be a little rusty, but, you know,

that's just life. I'm going to be rusty too, bro. I don't know what to do. Like, it's going to be weird for me. The thing is, it's going to be shared chat,

so it's going to make it easier. Yeah. I was trying to think about this because if we're having a shared chat, and if you're in the caves and I'm in my house and someone's in the Alps, then, if I make a joke,

I don't know if they're laughing at my joke or is that laughing at Tanner's joke or is that laughing at Nick's joke it's okay it's what it's about that's the beauty of it I guess someone joins and they're like dude have you been I don't know if that's for

Let's try and take together for the first part Let's try and like We're gonna sit together We're gonna treat it like it's a group video Right like we can each build our houses Like just like kind of close to each other Okay Isaac The seed no more generating chunks

The seed though is fire It's a fire seed yeah we found on Twitter. Sorry. It's the viral seed. There, I'm going to just spoil it. I don't care because it's coming out tomorrow anyway.

It's a seed where every biome is within a thousand blocks of each other. So it's like, that's so fire, dude. That's so cool. You know? That's so fire.

That's so ice. That's so birch. So cool. So dope. There's also a secret, a little hidden gem in there, but I'm not going to spoil it. What?

Yeah. It is, right? Yeah. Oh, there is. Yes, I got to see it. It looks great and I'm so excited. Yeah, it's, and it's protected. It is spawn protected so you can't grief it.

Oh, it's preserved. It's cute, it's cute, it's cute. Yeah, it is really, it's quite quaint. It is. It adds, it adds a layer of, aw, so nostalgic. So, cute. So I have a question.

Sure. There's a like a massive left turn from where we just were. And it sucks because the one person who can answer talk about this is not here. Is it birds? Is it bird related? No. It's not bird related.

Well, it is related to two, two new birds. Two birds. One stone. One stone. One stone. My version of yellow wood. Um, three, willies. I saw, I saw a tweet.

I'm trying to think about. Oh, that's good. I like that. I saw a tweet. I saw a tweet. Uh, and said, it said something along the lines of like, it was like a tag me and it said, like, man, watching or following Isaac Weil on YouTube is like so crazy because randomly like these two new guys just appear and they're just there and that's it i always wondered like

what are people's perception of jackson and nick because i feel like there's a lot of history that was covered both publicly and also privately but also like i'm curious that's mostly a question that's a rhetorical question okay a lot of the beers are thinking oh yeah yeah yeah but i must wonder where you guys are thinking even though you were there you did see what happened and how it happened and all that in my head what happened was back in discord chefs there was a teammate that was supposed to be on grunk's team and he got busy because he was a college student so like naturally yeah you got finals whatever um and someone else stepped up to the plate two people stepped up to the plate one was behind the camera you know the other one was cooking with with grunk and that's how it kind of started

the other one was bingeing with babish yeah yeah yeah bingeing babish was also there and then from like Like they're on out. It was like funny to incorporate them more and more and more. Gordon. Gordon wonder too. What do people think? Yeah. What do we think people think? Yeah. I'm curious. I just think there's some awesome dudes and I love them. Yeah. But does it make sense on like a continuity standpoint? I'm wondering. Uh, little, little, kind.

Yeah. I think the way to the way to treat it is every YouTube channel that you have is its own. sort of universe and although they may have appeared on your channel your channel is not the verse for every other channel and so i'm i'm talking specifically about my channel because that's the tweet that was the context of the tweet they're like man if you follow this guy on only youtube like good luck it's just a whirlwind two of these guys so i think i'm like okay i'll be honest i think if pen johnson had if if the videos came out in the right order And my video came out first with Penn Johnson and then your video came out with Penn Johnson That would make a little bit more continuity sake for story

But at the same time like you know That video did take a minute yeah Discord high school or fuck college was the first one That had PJ in it Yeah and then the podcast added context as to why he was there so it's like you try to keep up with everything There's a universe to this all and trying to keep up with it and I get it not everyone keeps up with it People just keep up with like one channel usually or just that's about that. So I think that, uh, I mean, if you don't explicitly explain in the video, like, if you're first introducing them, you know, explicitly say who they are or what or make a,

I don't know, never even once. Then, uh, maybe, uh, maybe, uh, maybe you could throw us some people, but maybe you could also be like, all right. Oh, who's this? But I don't think people, it's not like, it's not that deep. Like I know it's not that deep. I just like wander sometimes and think about like, hmm, like, Some people just like, they come on, throw you on on the TV and they're just like,

Yep, straight up, bro, yeah. There are some people in this world who will watch a video and expect it to be another massive YouTuber doing like a video with you. And like, you only can collaborate with people your size, but that's not how the group operates. We don't give a fuck if someone has negative three followers. Like, we will just record and hang out with that person because we enjoy hanging out with them. If it's good vibes. And like, honestly, what I found is the big.

bigger the numbered creator, the more difficult it is to work with them anyway. So it's like, we kind of steer toward people who are like more humble and like fun and can just. And the higher number is less humble you are. As much as viewers. Real MFs. Yeah. Viewers are going to see that Jackson Knight and I are going to beef on. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm excited for that. I'm excited, dude. Dude, he keeps calling himself this wholesome kid. Like he's got a son. He's got a problem. He's a guy. He's a fucking demon, bro.

Do you guys know how old he is? Yes, he's young. He's not 20 yet. He's not 20 yet. He's 19. He's 19. But he's calling himself a little boy. Yeah, calling himself a sweet, innocent little boy.

That's not that. He's like, I'm a sweet, he's just a harmless little boy. I'm like, dude. You're like, dude. Enough. Yeah. Well, all I'll say is in the last Minecraft server that we had,

dude, he was my arch nemesis. He was my rival. Willie. I'm gonna live under your house again and take all this server. I can tell you right now, Tanner's gonna try and go somewhere and then he's gonna realize I'm gonna come back to Mama Willis and he's gonna stay like close to me. Tanner. I'm gonna sleep a pile of bricks next to your penthouse.

Yeah, Willi, can I borrow your enchanting table? Let's hook up a distribution service. So we put a hopper under all of his chests and it's like a mine cart with a chest that just like siphons into both our chest. It's like a random guess who gets what. Travels all the way like a thousand chunks all the way to me like you guys are gonna Make me out a fucking, like, chest lock plug in or something. Yeah.

No, that would be wrong. That would be evil. Yeah, that'd be wrong, says the two thieves. That would be mean. That's just not fair. No, I actually don't steal from Willie. I don't. I ask, and if I don't hear, I go and take.

No, I don't take. I'll go and look at my sheep and there's like two missing, and then Tanner all of a sudden has two perfect sheep. No, I would take some wool from your sheep. And then I would no I would kill your cows and I would feed them for you using your own crops I would do. Is that not like that's perfect that's like an automated system? Yeah I'm like your little worker I'm like you did I remember I remember I had a mending villager and I was like yeah you can use it but you have to give me something he's like what the fuck

What? What the fuck? No I try and make sure everything's right don't worry I don't care if Tanner lives near me. I don't care if anyone lives near me I do want to build some really, really nice for my brother. Because every time I build a base, it's always underground. And, you know, it's gotten to the point where even the, even, like, Jackson and Nick know, the other Nick knows that, like, I always live in a hole. And they made a joke about it. And I was like, damn.

That's my perception. I live in a hole, right? Are you going to get insecure about that? Yeah, that's another insecurity. This is my year of insecurities. And then I'm going to break them all down next year. Oh, man. You're starting to, like, perceive yourself.

That's like the horrors of the 20s. Yeah, dude. It's like, self-reception Well, it's like perceiving myself For so long Oh, so aware

So long, So long, it's been so long. I'm gonna, well, I had a server a long time ago, A long time ago back in like 2021. A long time ago. I had a server,

no, not a server, I had a world And I built like a nice bridge that was really detailed over like lake. I had a water wheel

next to my house. I had like, all these great, like the really nice little, um, like plots of stuff going on. And, uh, I know I can, you know, yeah, I got that thing out of me. I think it's possible. And I don't want to apply. I want to play in this world. I'm putting screeches under your base plates again in your house.

So look out. You remember when you had to like dig up all of them. You fuck it. Oh. Yeah, that was fucking hysterical. We can go back. Let's tell a story. Who was with me?

Was it Tanner? It was me. it was me and Jackson I think yeah we had the screechers we came up with the idea of putting them in Larry's house so whenever you walk by them they like screech and yell really loud we put them in Larry's walls and Larry walks downstairs into his house

and he just hears and he's like what the fuck is that and this is like 11 in the morning like we were on 11 in the morning yeah we put him all throughout his house actually in like four different spots and Larry dug all around them. I think you found like two,

but you couldn't find the last one. I couldn't find the last one. It was on the floor. You guys put all them in the ceiling and then one on the floor. But the game design, for whatever reason, sounds like it was on the ceiling.

So I dug all fucking, like I cleared my whole ceiling. It's all full of dirt and fucking, like I haven't, like it's been a few years and I've looked at that. And so it's really dirty. And it was on,

it was on my floor the whole time. The funniest part was that we were like, yo, what the fuck is that noise? Yo, what? Where is this coming from? And we're like trying to help you find it.

Yeah, we're, you know, me and Nick, we're the villains for lying to the guy who lies all the time so often that my brother believes that all you do is lie.

Dude, I feel like I'm watching a fucking ad right now, but it's our logo with like, with a game. It looks like a game ad. Yeah, it looks like a game ad right now. I'm trying to fucking move it away

so I can watch the gameplay before I click skip. I can't. I can't move it. Like, I'm actually serious about that, by the way. I can't.

You can't move it to the side or nothing. I can turn off the video, but I can't turn off the pictures. But the video games turn off you. Dude, also, it turns me on. Revamped the plugin. So for anyone that did used to tune into our streams three years ago, by the way, we did that Minecraft shit three years ago. That's crazy.

Yeah, we had a plugin made that people could donate. It's kind of like crowd, crowd control. Yeah. So like someone can donate, chat can donate or anything. any amount like and uh it can fuck with us in game or it can help us there's like a randomizer um and so i just feel like that's a fun way for chat to interact um can probably implement implement implement a way to do it with like channel points too so that like people that they don't have to spend money because like today's economy right now bro i wouldn't be wanted to donate much i don't

think i can i can opt in on that option because keep in mind i haven't streamed in three years but i did use to stream a lot and people have they'd make my life horrible I mean, it could be like, it could be like a thousand channel points can do like, it can make you have like a floating of, oh my God, there are people with half a million. I don't know if I want to float around the entire time and get like just tormented. Dude. But in other news, GTA fucking six baby. Oh yeah. Came out in there.

Came out yesterday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We already have a video up. Yep. Technically, yeah. Today was the first like date. Oh.

That was supposed to release. That was supposed to release. That's right. The 26th of May. Holy crap. Dude. So what does that mean? November in six months?

Uh, yeah. Wait. Holy. Remember it's not in six months. Yes, it is. No way. May, June, July, August, September, October, November. Seven months.

What be, that's in six. Guys, it's six months. It's actually less. It's five. Oh, no, he's right. Counting May. We're almost done with May. Yeah, you're right.

No, he's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got me too, buddy. Oh. Oh. Six month.

plus five month, which is right now in May is 11 months. Oh man. It's actually less than five months. That's nuts. It kind of brings the smile to my face. I am just now realizing something real quick. That's not good, but I think it's actually not good. That's a suspicion of mine.

I feel like that can only only happen when you believe those damn stupid tweets where it's like, oh, they're going to have gasoline and GTA. You got to fill up your gas tank. Also, you have a P meter. Yeah. And also, you're going to be able to make $120,000 a year cleaning up in Ross's streams after he's done. It's really cool.

Get ahead of the curve. Start modding your 5-hem servers for GTA 6 and oversaturate the market before the game's out. There's a strangers and freaks mission where you hang out with Pippo O'Cardy and he takes it to a concert. You guys see that? That's an NFL studio.

That's NFL studio in that screenthrot. That would be crazy. That would actually be insane if you can make music in GTF. Yeah, six. Of course you can. That's GTA 6. You could do anything. Listen, it's been coming for a decade.

It has to have everything. What I'm excited about is like they bought out, what was it, 5M? Yeah, they did. And they're like, dude, that's just crazy. You want to see what's going to happen? Watch, call me, call my bluff. Here I go. You ready?

So do you guys remember Sandbox when we played the GMod thing? Okay, you're familiar with Fortnite and Roblox. Yeah. That is what GTA is about to do with 5M. It's going to be exactly formatted just like that because that, Because that tracks view is a lot of people love it. Do you think that they're going to have a way to be able to make money? Like you can buy shit and like you can use a creator code and like you can do things.

Yes. And specifically the five M point. You think you could make a map? Yes. And then people could join in and do shit like fucking V bucks. For money because they're going to tax it. Every dollar that's spent on five M or whatever, whatever they do with their monetization is going to get taxed. A percentage is going to go to Rockstar and the percentage is going to go to the creator.

It's Rockstar. It's gonna come out on top. Larry's unhappy, bro. That's how it's gonna play single player. Yep, I do just wanna play solo. That's it. Yeah, all I ever wanna do. I swear to God, like, I'm in that same boat.

I don't know, I'm not gonna touch online. I don't even know if they're gonna have online at first. Well, yeah, yeah. Also, we all have to get Xboxes in PS4s. Yeah, not PS4s, but Xbox. We have to get, Xbox. Oh, which, oh, my God. I really don't want to.

I don't want to get an Xbox. Like, I don't want to either, but. I can entice me like that. I might as well just wait for, on the freaking thing. You're gonna feel like Squidward window. I'm serious, bro. Plus, I want to get on that like immediately.

I'm just gonna, what's it called when you hook up your keyboard? Zinn, Zem, Zeng? Zing? What is it? But you know what? Also, if you want to play online, that means you have to buy online for Xbox, like the subscription.

Oh my God. That's how, that's, yep, it's no steam. So it's like a $600 purchase plus $20 a month plus $80 for GTA 6. That's like a $700 thing just to play game. Let's play one game. one game dude mother fuck

I may as well just I may as well just buy my Xbox or hear me out you guys wait until black Friday which is right around

the time when GTA releases to buy your Xbox and by then it's probably a next-gen console so if there's a plug

in us and let me know come on boy I'm willing to put my chips in bah I'm Willie huh

huh huh no I'm Willie Huh? You're Willie? I'm going pee. Really? No, I'm Willie.

What do you say? Willie. I got to poop. He said I'm Willie. You got a poop. I'm Willie. Oh, okay. Bad joke.

I have to poop. Oh my God. Everyone has used a bathroom now. No, I'm going to hold it. Okay. Yeah, that was, God damn it, dude. I just want to play single player.

That's all I really care about. They're already doing that with GTA 5, by the way, where you can add all types of shit to, like, the online space and have all, you got, I'm pretty sure you got script. scripts and like animations and all that kind of stuff now and it's like made by rockstar like a lot to buy rock star welcome back to the podcast ladies and gentlemen i am larry and i'm here with my boys yeah yeah sorry i'm watching as m r v you're watching it that's an audible experience that's not a visual i'm watching them like muted dude yeah i was just ready for this micraft server

excited. I don't even give a fuck about streaming. I just want to like fucking play Minecraft. In the chat. Yeah, this is your damn excuse to get all Minecraft and get addicted again. Hop on Minecraft and just only do that. You just got an addiction to CSGO! And then I got an addiction to Roblox. You better fucking watch your mouth. You better

watch your mouth. You're right. Dude, Willie, I had my highest kill game in CSGO on a casual mouth. Yes, I did. Ladies and gentlemen, Counterstrike is the game if you play Valerant, grow up. Uninstalled Valerent. I played it recently. I reinstalled that. I played it with Mitchell. Yeah, I heard.

I heard. I watched you stream it and it was horrible. Dude, the players, you suck. Our teams were funny. They were funny.

No, you're just bad. You're bad. Sorry. You play the guy with the fucking Okay, let's go.

As yummy says. I didn't even play that guy. You did. You did. Let's go. No, you did. Raina's O. Let's go.

He did. He played, you guys were playing on, you guys were playing on icebox or whatever. Let's go. It was ice box, but I was playing Rayna. Screw you,

yeah. Dude, you know what? Listen, I'm only hating on you because you're playing a baby game. There I said it. Valer it's a baby game. New Overwatch champion. Sneakers O'Toole is dropping in a newness Overwatch. Sneakers O'Toole.

I'm not taking my sneakers up. We'll never catch them. Not in these scenes. And Sandra added that shit, dude. I wasn't familiar with the original clip. So when you said that, it made me laugh so hard. We're never going to catch them. Not in these shoes.

Couldn't catch Sneakers O'Toole We'll never catch them Sneakers O'Toole What version are you singing? It's like the Is that a version too? Verify. You're Mr. Family guy.

Yeah, it's a It's an AI version. Oh, really. Really? Yeah, really. Dude, damn. He said, what? He said, I.

Because, dude, okay, it's these AI videos. where it's like, yeah, it's the, um, you watch those? Who's the guy? Who's the guy? Oh, too. No, not, no. Homelander.

It's Homelander. It's like, Homelander with three heads. And it's like, they're, they're singing like, we're not taking our sneakers off. I am sneakers. Oh, too. I did not see that video. I think I heard, why. I heard the audio over something else.

But Grunk has been singing it a lot. And then, um, Jackson and then, um, Jackson and the, the Jackson and the faps. Those guys have all been saying the faps night. Yeah, the fap. Dude, did you know you could say fap and robocs? I only know that because I was playing a game. Jackson joins me. All the viewers join and they are saying fap.

You got Pets the new big. How is that like a word you could say in Roblox? You should not even be able to say like heck or hell. Hell was like you're done. But now we could just say fap and shish. These don't even matter. It doesn't

even matter since there's like 18 plus like servers on Roblox. Like full grown adults. It's like second life now. All adults playing Roblox. Like me. It's like second life. Like me.

Dude, second life's a crazy game. You guys, you guys don't know about that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that is. Oh,

no, I don't know what that is either. So who's lying? It's like, okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen. That's enough for the podcast.

Yeah. Thank you guys so much for watching. Grunk, shout us out. Thank you, Gronk. Thank you, thank you guys. Appreciate that,

we'll see you guys. We'll see you guys later. Make sure tomorrow, 5 o'clock p.m. Oh, wait. 3 o'clock PM CST. It's 3? 3 o'clock PM CST. We're going to record.

We're going to start earlier. We're going to start earlier. And then everyone else is going to join at 5. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I just found out.

I'm just kidding. Three! Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Take care.

Have a great weekend. Enjoy the street. and we'll catch you on the next week on the group chat podcast. Make sure you just go to group except up.