The Group Chat - #166 - Worst Photo of Ourselves

Episode Date: July 3, 2026

First of all i wanted to start by saying I'm sorry Larry, please don't change the thumbnail.. Second Everyone wish Willy a Happy Birthday.. Third IRL podcast will happen soon as the editor gets a bett...er PC... Fourth time i used Larry as the thumbnail lowkey need to switch it up | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Flursing. He's podcast flurging. He's podcast flurging. Welcome back. Oh. No, you go ahead, baby. No, we go ahead. I'm opening the door for you.
Starting point is 00:00:11 I fix my hair to make myself look smarter. Oh, hell yes. Are we actually restarting? What are we doing? No, we're not. No, no, no. What is your guys' issues? I got a third cat, but I can only show you his head.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Ew. I thought that was weird. That was weird. Welcome back to the group chat podcast. Episode 166. As always, make sure to use Codeigo, El Grupo 14% off. There you go.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Get that thing. Get that thing in that. Get that thing. I still have hair in my back because I just came back from cutting my hair again. So soon. Yeah, there's a secret flavor
Starting point is 00:00:52 right there. Go ahead. Chrome barretta flavor. All the time, bro. Now hold on. Damn time. There is comments. like, what flavor is that? I've never seen that can before.
Starting point is 00:01:02 And they're like, oh, it's Willie's a new Chrome can idea. Chrome can. This is idea. I have shooters in every corner of the world. See, look, look, right now, you're watching it in real time. Look, once you start doing it? Demonstrate it. It's like instinctual now. I will not drink this GamerSups can unless I rip off the Why? Dude, it was like, I don't know. You just have to? I don't like the feeling, I guess, of it like on my mouth.
Starting point is 00:01:28 It's like me with, uh... Okay. Chicken nuggets and I rip the skin out and I just eat the flesh inside and I leave the skin alone. Oh, I knew a kid who used to do that. Weird. Oh my. You're weird, man. I used to do that with the onions.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I used to eat the onions and just get rid of the ring. Ew. Just pure onion. Yeah. They're all soft and slimy like that. You eat slugs, dude. You eat slugs for dinner. Also, you guys can probably hear.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Yeah, Segway. Yeah, segue real quick. Grunk's not here with us. I think for a second damn time in a dang row. He's in the process. a moving. Fucking bum is moving in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Oh. Mm. And he's moving in. I'm pissed. With the Gamburger Boys. The Farberger Boys. And if you don't know who that is, that's Nick, not this Nick, other Nick, grunks, Nick, and Jacksonite. Alternate universe.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah. And, uh, and yeah, and they're in the middle of moving right now. It's really cute, actually. It's really adorable. They have no hot water. They only have Wi-Fi. That's about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I really bum, too. I know he was not showing up until like 10 minutes ago and then dude I want to talk about a trip because he remembers No I did It was 10 minutes ago we all collectively figured out That he wasn't going to be able to make it
Starting point is 00:02:41 What give a take Or sea lion was bummed the same time you said you were bummed It was kind of awesome I was bummed and I still am Because I mean first and foremost We said that we were going to be doing the IRL That did not work out Second of all
Starting point is 00:02:54 We want to talk to grunk about the trip When he was here It's the whole group right there on the iceberg Yeah, there we are. Yeah, just a bunch of fucking bombs. Oh, we'll do it next week. Oh, use code group, mhm, napping. In the world of happenings, though,
Starting point is 00:03:13 we had our two soldiers here that were both out of town. Sorry, YouTube, overlay the ones. Oh, yeah. Our two birthday soldiers are born just one week apart from each other. Dude, you want to see how fucking shit-faced drunk I got? Um How is it like doesn't involve like 17 or 18 dude Dude yes I did
Starting point is 00:03:32 Bro this is actually the worst photo with me I think I've ever took in You got drunk at 19 Let me see No it better not be the photo I think It's a photo Dude this is legit No joke the worst photo
Starting point is 00:03:48 I've ever had of myself Like ever Ever okay And I'm showing it to the world Because I think that this open me up to everyone in the world. All right. You guys are going to say a very vulnerable side of me.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Okay. You guys drum roll me, please. Ready? This is no filter, by the way. No filter. Oh my God, hurry. Let's go. Just the worst angle.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I think I've ever been. Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back right now. Bring that shit back, no. No, no. Bring that back. No, dude, look my nuts. I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:04:37 What? Every time you said it gets worse. No, no, no. Suck my dick. No. No, spread my butt. Spread my butt. Okay, no, that wasn't me.
Starting point is 00:04:48 It was a drunk or anything like that. That was actually me. That was you drunk. Literally two days ago. You had grapes. Yeah, we had grapes in her mouth. It was really stupid. It was a fun time.
Starting point is 00:04:58 What can I say? I wanted to join us. No, but I did get drunk. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. I did not know that you took a picture of yourself when you were putting graves in your mouth. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I completely forgot that we did that. You don't show your face. You look really stupid, though. My photos are so dumb. They're bad. But no, this weekend, I went over to my family's place, and I got drunk with my uncles. And there's not really much to say. but that holy crap
Starting point is 00:05:32 it's banter. When I came back, I was talking to Tanner about it a little bit because we both have similar kind of families in a way where we like to banter and joke and we have the dads
Starting point is 00:05:41 who like to shoot the shits, you know what I'm saying? You know, get out of everyone. It's so funny. It's really, really good. So, yeah, my dad,
Starting point is 00:05:50 my dad was dude. What kind of banter happens? Just like, dude, like, I low-key can't say most of the stuff that was being said. It was about,
Starting point is 00:05:59 Me too. It was my birthday. It was me and my dad's. But they were all in my ass. Our Mexican birthday party's just like, let's gather and just dick on this guy because it's his day. Let's just beat the piss out of him. No, they did. What does it? Take the piss out.
Starting point is 00:06:15 What was that British saying? Take the piss? Yeah. Take the piss out of it. Yeah. Take the piss out of him. Take the piss out of him. It's his birthday. Why not? He's full of piss. So no, they were just me to you for fun.
Starting point is 00:06:27 No, they're mean to everyone. But I'm just like an. easy target because uh cause I don't know I'm just an easy target I guess it's out of love yeah it is out of love
Starting point is 00:06:39 I call um I have an aunt I call Tia Pendeja which Benneja means stupid I thought they meant bitch yeah well it is kind of yeah bitch stupid I don't know I usually that I potato potato yeah it's the same thing Yeah let's see what's the I don't know why I'm trying to correct you
Starting point is 00:06:56 you know more than me I know you might be right my shit Sometimes I'm wrong. Yeah, idiot. Like, Chessly said idiot. We're all, we're both, so we're all idiots.
Starting point is 00:07:05 We're both in the house. We're both in the house. I thought like Pendehito is like little bitch or something. Pendehito's like a little idiot. It's like a little dumb ass. Stupid though. So. Well,
Starting point is 00:07:15 then what's bitch? Bitch. Oh. Beinche. Oh, it is. It is. Sorry. I know there's probably some people listening.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. She usually doesn't get this podcast, but she heard that one. one for sure. I know my mom would be like, whoa, where did that come from? Whoa. What are you listening to? Sorry, but I've been on called. Well, she's not called that, but I call her that. I call her Thia Pendeja because she called me Bendejo when I was a little kid. And they always told me the story that like they, they never wanted me to meet her when I was younger because she has a bad mouth. Like she curses like, you think I'm bad? Yeah, she's bad. And like around everyone. Like all the babies, all the kids, all everyone, all adults. And any, it's like in any, in any setting as well.
Starting point is 00:08:06 You could be in a formal setting and she'll still be curse in her mouth out. It's awesome. So she would call me Pendejo and I'll call her Pendeja. And I thought that that was her name for a long time. I didn't know that it was, it meant what it meant. But, you know, her name was Bendeja? Yeah, I thought her name was Pendeja. And then that was her like, oh, Tien Pendeja.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Let's go visit her. Ah, that's that much her name. Yeah, and they would laugh for how long? Dude, for like, I mean, I still call her that. Like, I see her. Like, I'm like, I figured it out when I went back. Like, it's still, it's still now to this day. There's a photo of me when I was a baby.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I was like, Loki bald, but I had a bit of hair. Excuse me, sorry, I tell stories with my own when I'm fucking burping. I was Lucky bald. Anyways, yeah, I was, uh, it. How old were you? I was a baby. I was like one. There's a photo of me with her bald at one.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Dude, I was telling the story like you remember it, bro. You were one years old. Lucky ball. What was I doing? I was sucking on my thumb. It was Monday. Monday I would usually suck my thumb.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Let's see. No. I had hair because it was a photo of her. It was a photo of her cutting my hair. So I should have hair. Or else that would have any sense if I was bald. You gave you a bald fade then? No, I don't know what she gave me.
Starting point is 00:09:31 You'll Larry Taper fade? What did you get? I wish I had a photo of it, but it's like, it kind of reminds me of that photo of the monkey getting a haircut, you know, like the little dick thing. Yeah, I look like that. So it's like my little baby head. I look like a little doll. And she's just like cutting my hair.
Starting point is 00:09:45 She's been around my whole life. And she always tells the story. Because like, I guess to put it simply, my family dynamic is like this. If she ever heard me call her. by her name or like anything else I said from Pendeja. So like idiot or whatever. Then she's like there's something wrong.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Like this ain't right. Like something's not right, you know? And I guess it's vice versa. If she ever calls me by right like my name, I'm like, whoa, wait what happened? It's not right. You know what I'm saying? So it's like that.
Starting point is 00:10:14 And then. So it's like if I called you. Family rowdy, dude. Everyone's rowdy as fuck. If I called you by like your government name rather than Larry, like that level of like, oh shit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:25 It's pretty much like that. Yeah. I can't even imagine my I can't imagine a scenario right dude oh if I ever use your real government name something's wrong I know it's really bad like oh shit dude my arrest like really wrong what do you mean your name's not Larry? Yo go hit you just found out. Hey what? Yo you trolling you trolling this let it's not he not yeah that's not yeah that's dude I was on the phone I was on the phone with uh with grunks parents too days ago. Because grunk was,
Starting point is 00:10:58 really? Yeah. Dude. Yeah. And I brought up that Isaac thinks that his dad hates him. Oh, I knew it. Yeah, great. That's exactly where my head went the second I heard that fucking sense.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I was like, hey, I just don't let you know, it's like a running bit still that you hate Isaac because we didn't go to his graduation from high school. And he's like, oh, what? I'm, I'm pissed. Or I'll pretend to be pissed or whatever you said. Oh, great. Great. Great.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Great. He said if we actually miss his college graduation, he's going to be really pissed. Oh shit. So we have to. No, I'm not missing that shit for the world. Dude, no, I want. Holy shit. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Oh my God. Take a lap. There was like a Kratos saliva in my throat that just gutted me. What the fuck? Cretto. Jesus Christ. Yeah, dude. Like the Viking?
Starting point is 00:11:44 No, no, no. No. No. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, literally. It felt like I felt like that. Oh, my God. It's going down your throat.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That really hurt. Sorry. Excuse me. I forgot I was going to say them. That fucking sucker, dude. Let me grab him. So your trip was good from what I can tell. I'm curious, Will.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got two trips, you know? Yeah. We got two trips. Two trips. Two trips. Willie.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Willa-hee. Willa-hee. Can we talk about your trip? Do you want to talk about it? I actually like that. Thanks. Yeah, no, my trip was good. Where'd you go?
Starting point is 00:12:25 It was a sad trip, but it was also a good trip. The purpose of the trip wasn't like to be fun, you know? The purpose of the trip wasn't for the birthday. Spend time with fam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah. Unfortunately, Misty passed away. I think I talked about it on the last podcast, right? Yes. I believe, yeah. So then I felt the need to go and see some fam. Yeah. You know, dude, there's like animals going all around.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Sorry, there's like three animals. animals, one chicken here, there's a friggin bento over there, and a mini bento over there. Little rascal. Anyway, yeah, no, it was good. It was, um, it was something that like, you know, when you're away from home for a long time, it's, like, important to see the family, especially in a tough time. Like, my dog of 13 years, she passed away, bro. So needed to spend some time with him.
Starting point is 00:13:18 What did we do? Oh, I went to New York, got to go back to Chinatown where he used to be haircuts. Did you get one of his own? No, I went with my dad. Oh, okay. Well, did you get one too? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:31 We went, we grabbed Boba from shout out Miss Dues over on 12, on, on Pell Street. Woo! Hey! Shout out Pell Street. And then we went to, oh, shit. Miss Duz, do's it right. Sorry, I was cooking in the oven for a second. Do she?
Starting point is 00:13:47 She do. Yeah. She do. And then just another, like, ramen spot, like hot pot place. It was good. It was really good. And then, dude, went to Atlantic City, lost a little bit of money. There was that SwungeBob.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Sorry, I've said that like every single time you brought it up. It's a lot of ass. You're thinking of the city of Atlanta. Yeah. I swear to God, no. You told me about the sunken city of Atlanta. When Larry found out Atlanta was in Georgia, dude, he flipped shit. He was like blowing the fuck away.
Starting point is 00:14:20 No. He thought that shit was under the water. It's like rock. It's like, uh. Was it a rock bottom or bikini? I don't know. Bikini Buccino, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know Buckegee Blocum lives in rock bottom.
Starting point is 00:14:31 No, that's true. Atlantic City is rock bottom. That makes a lot of sense. No, no, that's. Dude, whatever, go. Dude, I found out, I found out yesterday. I found out Larry's, I found out, like, how to poke it Larry a little bit. It's really, dude, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I'm going to have some fun. Can I talk about it? Like, what really just gets on your skin the most? Yeah, let it continue you. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, go ahead. No, you're good. Aside from that, I mean, it was a great time. We had some really good dealers.
Starting point is 00:15:01 The dealer is usually at the casino when you're losing money. It makes it a little bit better. So they were fun. That's nice. I didn't lose like a lot, right? Like, we just lost like $100 or $200. And then I didn't wait for much. How big is the casino over there?
Starting point is 00:15:14 Because I didn't even know there was one. There's a whole bunch of casinos. New York? Oh, shit. No, it's down the shore in New Jersey. Oh. It would be Jersey. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:15:26 When shooting some guns, it's way different in New Jersey than it is here. Oh, my God. They probably, like, hold your hand and 10 armed bodyguards behind you. We rented guns over there, and they wouldn't even let you touch the rental. Like, not even to, like, feel it to before you wanted to try and shoot it, they're like, yeah, we're going to take this in. And you couldn't even take it in. They gave it to a person he brought in for you. It's like, you know those science labs where, like, there's a glass and there's two gloves?
Starting point is 00:15:49 You got to put your hand through the gloves, and you're like, oh, wow. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, they wouldn't let us do shit And then they found out because they looked at my ID I was from Texas and they're like Oh, so you're from the land of the free, huh? Must be nice, huh? All right, a lot of them have him.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Let him out. Give them all the guns, all the guns, jail, I mean. He knows. He knows what he's doing. So you know what freedom really feels like, huh? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yep. So you gotta ask for permission. It gets real one roller with you.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Dude, because in New Jersey, it's almost like New York and California. they're really, really strict. I mean, to even get like a license to carry, it was like within the last few years you were able to. Here in Texas, you can walk fucking free. Dude, I can go get it right now. Yeah, I can go.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah, they hear like, because in New Jersey, for example, if you want to buy like a firearm, you have to go and get a permit and it lasts for 30 days for that specific firearm that you want to get. Here in Texas, and like, you have to get approved for the permit first.
Starting point is 00:16:49 This is a whole bunch of, like, hoops that you have to jump through, which I personally agree with, Like they should make it a little bit more difficult because like walking in. Dude, I, when I go and buy guns, I walk in, I'm already, my, my fingerprints are already in like the government system and stuff. I can walk in within 10 minutes. I've got my gun. It's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I don't know if I like how easy that is, bro. Like. And then the gun shows, bro. It's convenient if you're getting in chase, maybe. You can pay for a gun through fucking run in a gun store. Real quick. It's like, okay, this guy's real big, real big. Any go on a clock.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Any luck. Any luck. Any luck. Any luck. Real quick. He'd be going, yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Yeah. Yeah. It is scary how fucking easy and quick can kind of get it do. Like, oh, like I don't even know if I should grab one.
Starting point is 00:17:33 I'll probably be fingering it like this. Shoot myself in the head on an accident. Finkering it? Yeah, that sounded. You should tell. I meant like purling it, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:43 fingering it. Tell the gun instructor your plans, bro. I would love the season. I don't plan on getting a gun anytime since. I'm fine. Listen, do you guys allow this? This maneuver here?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Oh, I go to the gunstore. Like, all right, so I want to get something for personal. He's like, aren't you this guy? Pulls up that close. Do not serve. Bold over your name. My bad.
Starting point is 00:18:06 It is like the difference between New Jersey and Texas or New Jersey and honestly anywhere else on Point Airth besides California. Getting your hands on a firearm is damn near impossible. You will hand over every forensic you have. So you did gambling and.
Starting point is 00:18:21 and shooting. So you gambled, shot guns, and like, what? Went to New York City? Holy fuck. And went to New York City for friggin' hot pot and the... And Bobo. But it wasn't a fun trip. It was a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:18:36 It was a good trip. I mean, the goal was to, you know, get my dad. Ganking a winner. Yeah, I'm jerking ya. Keep yanking. Yeah. I'm glad you got to go, bro. I don't think I did anything else.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I walked a lot because here in Texas, it's so poop. hate living in Austin. Can I just be for real? I love you guys, but I fucking hate it. Austin sucks. In New Jersey, you can walk two miles and you're in like two separate towns, bro. Like here, you walk two miles and you're on the fucking side of a freeway, hoping to get
Starting point is 00:19:05 to the closest fucking gas station. Do you like... You walk two miles. Walkable. It's so poop here, bro. Do you not like walkable cities? I don't like there's like no cities, but like... There's like no soul here. There's like no love. Dude, it's just Yeah, it sucks.
Starting point is 00:19:22 It's just highways and the same. Listen, I'll admit where like this, this Texas, y'all don't know the other Texas. This Texas is solemn. It's solemn. Other Texas, though, bumping. It's bumping.
Starting point is 00:19:41 There's a lot of Texas. What's the other part of Texas? Dude, like, if you go to Dallas, let's say Dallas, okay? You go to Dallas. You got all these attractions where you got all these fucking parks, all these things to check out. There's a lot of history.
Starting point is 00:19:53 There's a lot of, you know, Austin's kind of development, right? It's always developing and all that kind of stuff. So there's always like... Austin's like... It's like... It's like proper business development, tech startup, you know, you know what I'm saying? And you go to Houston, it's like club, you know, Drake goes there all the fucking time, I guess. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Okay, Houston's chill. I'll be real. You know, yeah, and you got like all this cool shit. It's just... It's like, what do you want? You want this kind of entree? You want a little bit of that right there. You know, it depends.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Go to the cities. Bounce around. I don't know. I just love the attitude like in New Jersey because it just kind of, it really goes to show where I get kind of like my attitude about things. I was walking in Newark Airport and like you have to scan your fucking whatever,
Starting point is 00:20:34 your boarding pass to go through these gates to then go to TSA. I guess that's their way of preventing just random people from entering the airport. Yeah, yeah. Because in Austin, we don't have that. You don't need to show anything but an ID to get through to the gates.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And so they're like, Walking in a line and there's like five different ways that you can walk through and these ladies are telling people like come on like let's go like pay attention look up and they're all funneling these people are just all funneling to two or three. There's like two open spots that where they can all funnel through the gates. And bro, I'm standing there and like I just walk by all of them and I'm like these I literally said to this one. I'm like these fucking people don't pay attention for shit and I scan my barcode and she's like you know what? You right. You write. Yeah, in like a heavy, like, New York accent. And like, she's like, and she, because she was pissed. People weren't fucking listening to her. Dude, it was back when. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:29 What you take it? It's free. Walk on it. I'm going to go, fuck. Whatever. You're right. It's just like, I feel like in Texas, like anyone would just look at you kind of like a little weird, but there they just, dude, it's like, come on.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Like, fucking. Let's get to move on. It's going to move on. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, every, every single time. I fly back home. I always go to Newark.
Starting point is 00:21:52 And dude, it was back when all the TSA agents, they weren't on strike. They weren't getting paid. So people that were showing up, it was like volunteer work. So shit's already slow. And then exactly like what you're talking about. In Newark especially,
Starting point is 00:22:07 it's always just like Newark. It's not, I haven't seen that at any other like airport aside from Newark. Newark is like the thickest of heads, the dumbest of people and like the angriest rightfully so of tsa workers um and dude it was like i just i just said like a basic thank you as as she was checking me in and we just like got into a conversation it's like dude the amount of like zombies they're just walking around they're not listening they're
Starting point is 00:22:33 not going and doing they're just like they're all in like a weird little like pathway it's like a treadmill it's so weird right like or or sheep yeah there's there's a lot of people that i saw in the the airport that did not know what they were doing. Like, I actually, there's some people where I just, I'm like, how did you even, like, get here? Like, how did you get to the airport? Yeah, like, they're just, they have, like, they lack, like, I don't know what it is, bro.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Just they, like, either awareness or something. It's like autopilot. Yeah, but being stuck behind someone who doesn't know shit and, like, they take out their ID and then the guy's like, this won't work, need a real ID. And then she, like, digs through her entire fucking purse to find her, it took like two minutes for her to find her, her passport, which is fine.
Starting point is 00:23:17 It's her first flight. I was early as hell, but still, you know, it's like, what if I, I kept, I always think about this shit. Because the World Cup was actually in New York and New Jersey. Oh my God. For like the games, I forget who played. Yeah. But dude, there's a lot of people wearing soccer jerseys.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Uh-huh. I can imagine. Uh-huh. A lot. It was pretty cool. Is that? Yeah, yeah. I forgot they had a, um, they popped up.
Starting point is 00:23:40 There was two. There's two games there, right? I don't know. I don't follow it. I think Messi was there. Really? I think so. Messy was there. I don't actually...
Starting point is 00:23:52 What? What did you just say? He's in the U.S. Try to look up if Messi was in New Jersey. Messy's been in the U.S. for a few years now. He's in the U.S. right now. Let's go. Let's give it up for Messi.
Starting point is 00:24:07 In the U.S. of A. Let's fucking go. Yeah, dude. I also, unfortunately, don't keep up here. That's my... family that keeps up. I think I'm the black sheep when it comes to sports in general. Like everyone keeps up with boxing,
Starting point is 00:24:24 with football, basketball, baseball, like soccer, like football. Do they sports bet? Everything. Some of them do,
Starting point is 00:24:31 my cousins. Yeah. My cousins, there it is. It's pretty funny too. They get on their asses. But, um,
Starting point is 00:24:38 yeah, I'm like, I'm like the black sheep, bro. Like I, I swear to God there's no one else in the family who's not like that into sports like that. And I feel like I'm so behind
Starting point is 00:24:47 Because if I'm gonna get into it I gotta learn all this shit I gotta know all these people And I gotta like figure all this crap Open like the only sport I'm ever I can't say that Close to catching up to Is probably like wrestling
Starting point is 00:24:58 That's about it Like WWE Wrestling More like I was like whoa Well it's you can't Because you know they still actively Bodily
Starting point is 00:25:07 You know there's like WWEE is that what you like Yeah The Undertaker You like the fake shit Huh Dude it's not fake It's not fake
Starting point is 00:25:15 real. Everyone knows that. It's not fucking fake. What's that other form of WWE where they put spikes on the head? Oh my God. Do you ever talk about that I'm podcasted? I think we probably did it because it was so shocking. Me and Tanner we were watching this like fucking
Starting point is 00:25:31 I don't know. It was like some program. I forget what it was called but they were bloody bro. They had like fucking spikes and they would like put it against the guy's forehead and like just like it was just gore. It was just gore. It was literally gore. It was actually just real.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Yeah, there's a whole compilation on YouTube. Where can I watch this gore? Oh, dude, I don't know. They would, they would set up like cinder blocks. Yes. Like body split in their back. And the cinder block, the cinder block doesn't even break. They just bounce off of it.
Starting point is 00:26:02 They're like, oh. He's like actually like in. Like the guy, like this is. Yeah, it's like Superman. Yeah, it's like that guy, dude. He's like, or superhuman. It's all that shit, but they all bleed. They have nails.
Starting point is 00:26:15 There's a whole. whole hour long video Tanner and I were watching. We couldn't even make it past like, dude, it was like, it's like three minutes. And we're like, no, this is too much. Like, do you remember the bat? The bat with the spikes in it and they actually like hit him right in the row. And it got,
Starting point is 00:26:27 and the bat got stuck and the bat got stuck. He stood up and the bat was like the bat was on him. And it was, yeah, it was like how was that allowed? Actually, I don't fucking know, dude. I don't really know. But, um, where the hell did y'all find that? What?
Starting point is 00:26:42 It was on our TV. It was like recommended to us on YouTube? Yeah, it was on YouTube. No way. I swear. I want to go find it now. I swear. Well, it's 30 minutes of just pure gore.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah. That's all it is. Yeah. It's pretty gnarly. So that's the only sport that I keep up with is the goryest gore. Highlight reels of like evil wrestling gore. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much, I guess.
Starting point is 00:27:04 To bring it back. If basketball was all gore, I'll probably watch a little bit over it. Or if football was like Blitz, like, you know, we're like, they crash and like the skulls x-ray, like more to combat? Like, all that shit. They get one, they get one ultimate game. Yeah, they get one wild card every game.
Starting point is 00:27:25 To just go all out. And I don't know. I just don't keep up much, but I'd be down to, if someone set me down like Santa Claus and I'm sitting there and they have a book and it's all about history of the one sport, whichever sport, I'll listen. Just do it with Tanner.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Tanner, I feel like of everyone in the group loves sports the most. It would be like Tanner and then like Yummy was pretty close, but Yummy really only watched like basketball. Yeah. I was, I wait for football. Like as soon as the season ends, I go on like a hibernation period and I'm just waiting for the next season. I'm lucky on that too. So freaking good, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Everyone was asking me about like, I can teach you everything, Larry. Don't even worry about it. Dude, it's, um, I missed all, I missed all, I missed all March madness. Like all the basketball, all of it. And now I'm like lagging on fucking football, soccer. I don't know what to do. I'm a bum. I'm a bum.
Starting point is 00:28:18 That's all to say that you had a great trip, Nick. And it sounds like, yeah. I had a good trip. I did. So, and then it led into my, my birthday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Had, you know, had a decent time traveling back home. Yeah, that was yesterday. Yeah, what did you do? Majority of my day was spent traveling.
Starting point is 00:28:39 But after that. Hey, how's your flight? Larry, nice to meet you. I do. There's a lot of, okay, folks, there's a lot, there's a lot of jokes that I've been, oh my God, dude. Wow!
Starting point is 00:28:56 He's just okay with, like, just this. Look at his list. You just slammed the podcast hammer. Dude, his waist. All attention. He snatched. He's actually so fucking snatched. That is insane.
Starting point is 00:29:09 And then he's got a pod belly after that. Like, what the fuck? I got a whole salad. Dude, Bento's awesome, man. I don't want to go, fuck. Yeah. They're all awesome. Where's the other little pencil at?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Chipotle? Yeah, I don't know. He's fucking around. He's probably eating litter or something weird. He would, bro. Do they know you have a podcast? I didn't talk to him about that yet. He's like,
Starting point is 00:29:33 I'm like PewDie Pye and he's like Bjorn or whatever his name is. Like, I haven't gotten to tell him, I haven't gotten to tell him about it yet. You stop saying Pewty Pudy Pudy's name. Stop mentioning his name. The fucking everything. And I ask to be online.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I feel bad. I'm like, damn, his whole... This guy named Soft Willie, same Bjorn's name. Bjorn, Felix, and Marcia. Stop.
Starting point is 00:29:54 We're like this. Well, once Brecky Hill and Jinks, he broke up, I had no one else to that John, too. So you lash on the PewDie Pye? He keep up with,
Starting point is 00:30:06 like, his kids. He's living the dream, dude. He's living in the dream. Yeah, he is. Okay, wait. Let's, let's, um, let's bag put it a little bit to the last. Yeah, we had a...
Starting point is 00:30:16 All the jokes you were saying. You had a dinner. I guess we had a dinner. We had a dinner. Excuse me. We had a dinner. And it was quite the experience, I must say. I must say.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Now, yeah, there's a lot of jokes that I've been kind of building up for that moment because I... Well, even before that, when you're out of town, Tanner Isaac and I watched two movies. Oh, my God. One was the back rooms in theaters. and we watched that. And it was, it was, I liked it. Y'all, y'all want to hear, you all want to hear what? No, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Not about the movie. Just what happened after that movie. We finished backrooms. We're going to get into that a minute. But we finished backrooms on the 23rd. So it's like midnight now, the 23rd into the 24th. We come home. Boom.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Bitch, obsession available for order right now. We haven't seen that either. So we then purchased that. And that was the second movie we watched. And oh my God. Nick I watched Obsession You did
Starting point is 00:31:16 I watched it last night Did you get obsession Watched last night Watched last night? How did you think Bro? What'd you think of that? We're so late to this But I'm curious
Starting point is 00:31:25 The subtitles? I was watching you like this Oh my god It just clicked for a second Oh my god That was good That was good That was good
Starting point is 00:31:36 Fuck Tiles were awesome You hate scary Yeah It wasn't even There was like no paranormal I knew you guys I was going to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:31:44 You guys talked about it last night and I was like, fuck, I got to do it. I have to do it. So I watched it and I was like this half the time and I was watching it and then like I go like this a little bit and I'd be like this again. Oh,
Starting point is 00:31:55 Nick, can we play a horror game? I want to be in the room with you. Oh my God. I remember one time you played Outlast on stream. This is a long time ago. Oh my God. And I had to sell and call with you.
Starting point is 00:32:05 We couldn't even get past like this like book part. It was like it was like 10 minutes and it was like Larry. What the fuck happens? You made me looking up on YouTube and figure out what happens and then explain it to you so that you can get past it. Larry would spoil every single-skinned moment. Or you wouldn't move. You wouldn't budge.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Oh, I want you so bad. We have to do that. We have to do that. I hate scary. Bro, last night watching that movie, I had goosebumps the entire time. Like my hair was sticking in the entire time.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I can handle. What's the one movie where the girl? No. Oh, fuck that movie. I hate that movie. I hate that more than obsession. That movie's fucked up. You really hate that.
Starting point is 00:32:42 What the smile was like this, though? It's a bit cheeky. Okay. From horror movie to Romcon. 10% 100% golden tomatoes. 10% golden tomatoes. It's all you said that you hate this movie or something about movie.
Starting point is 00:32:58 There's a movie. I hate. Yeah. I was going to bring up it's one where the girl is she's deaf and then the guy is breaking in. Oh. Yes. Yes. And he has a mask, a white mask and a beanie.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Now you see me. Now you do. No. He kills someone in front of her, like at the window, but she doesn't. He knocks on the window. Yeah. What movie is it? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:33:23 It's on Netflix. I've seen it. It's called hush. Oh, you're right. Hush. So, yeah, this girl is deaf. She can't hear anything. And, yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:35 There's a guy that's, like, trying to kill her. That's a good movie. I like that. Those types of movies, Get Out was, like, a good. movie. Like, I like that one too. Like, I don't like psychological thrillers. I was about to say, yeah, these all have a very common theme. Bro, smile and
Starting point is 00:33:50 smile, I didn't even try smile to. Smile fucked me up for at least two weeks. I remember we tried to, dude, we tried to get you to watch. Yeah, no, fuck that, dude. It's like, bro, I'm like watching my reality get fucked with. Everything that I'm watching, I don't
Starting point is 00:34:06 like those where like it takes me down a rabbit hole and then it's like, everything that I just watched was fake. And then it comes back again. And that's what Smile does. Like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, it leads you down like it. And then it's all fake. It makes you think it's happening and it's really not like really not happening.
Starting point is 00:34:21 It's the worst actual outcome. I think I'm genuinely afraid of losing my mind and like that happening in real life. So that's why I'm like, yo, fuck. You leave the theater. Dude, you live in a fucking zoo, man. You just live in the Noah's Ark of like the room. I'm sorry. There's a bunch of tails.
Starting point is 00:34:42 bro. Just horrible. Just horrible. So much. It's always when you go and you start doing this damn podcast. Yeah. You start slowly adding. Can you slowly add like new animals like an elephant green screen?
Starting point is 00:34:56 Yeah. Like don't even mention. Just have a parrot. Just perched up back there. Oh, please have a parrot. Dude, Bento is really upset. Damn, dude.
Starting point is 00:35:04 No. I'm hearing him. Yeah, he's, oh, you listen to his chakras? I hear him low crying right now. I hear him crying and it's, it's because him and Chip, I thought that they would integrate well
Starting point is 00:35:14 and they were but now they're not. I'm looking this up right now. How long does it take? It's been over a week. No way it's just a week that takes that long and that's it, bro. No, yeah, I feel like a few weeks,
Starting point is 00:35:30 a few weeks to several months. Did you even look that up before getting it? I just Googled that and it's nice. Oh, really? One Google search. You had to Google that. Can't go. adjust to a new cat in a matter of days, adult cats require longer, sometimes taking four to six weeks to establish boundaries.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Jesus, dude. Well, I think, I think Bento just doesn't like him because he's a kitten. This cat wants to play, and granted, he plays a little rough. This little fucker, I was, like, sleeping this morning, and I just wake up to him biting Raya's ear and, like, and Raya's just kind of like taking it. She's bodying that shit, but she's a, but, but, Bento, she's also cross-side, so he might see two kittens. Yeah, oh, his life is over two new kittens. Shit. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:36:15 I say hi to everyone. Hey, dude. Hi. Oh, his little cross-eyed eyes, bro. Oh, that's so cute. Just a little gummy worm, dude. Dude, my grandma had a really, really fucking smart cat. Like, that fucker used to watch over me.
Starting point is 00:36:31 I said, did my homework. And he'd be like, what? 14. You're right. And then it'll give me like the, my grandma never had a cat. Too deep It went too deep You had to pull out of it
Starting point is 00:36:46 That was good I like that exit Last night we were at dinner Last night we were at dinner And Larry fooled Larry fooled a few people At that fucking dinner table twice It wasn't even trying
Starting point is 00:36:58 Dude The iconic Larry live Larry was like Yo I'm I'm on shrooms right now actually And three people were like Oh I look at Tanner Yeah as soon as he said that I was just like,
Starting point is 00:37:11 because I got, it was like you guys and then the rest of the other than they were like, oh my God, like is it Kate, like how long it goes you take? Oh my God, are you peaking?
Starting point is 00:37:20 Like, are you peaking or like, I'm like, ah, no, I just take before this. Like, and someone was like, you're on shrooms
Starting point is 00:37:26 and you're drinking alcohol. Like, holy shit. I'm impressed. I'm really impressed by you. Wow. Respect, respect.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Yeah. We can just smell the Larry bit. I can hear him thinking about it too. What do you mean? Why do y'all keep saying that? It's in your fucking head. I see one little smirk and then you get serious. Do I smirk before I do it?
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yes. It's so simple. You go, you're like, just like that face. That's how you like you laugh right before each bit that you're about to tell. We all see it.
Starting point is 00:37:58 We just don't say anything. Or you do a pause or you move your hands. You go like this. It's been really evil to me recently, man. He's been not letting me like have. I've been breaking down. down Larry's psyche and trying to follow me out. He embarrassed me
Starting point is 00:38:12 last night, dude. He really did. It wasn't even that. He embarrassed me bad. It wasn't that embarrassing. It wasn't at all that embarrassing. He made me look like a douchebag. No. No, it was bad. See, no one else knows.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Yeah, okay. No one else thinks that you do. That was a thing. Okay, so we were ordering, we ordered like for everyone, right? So there's like plates everywhere. And there was this plate that was like, it was like sausage and cheese and bread. It was like a, it was a, it was a, uh, it was a charcuter. Yeah, charcuter.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yeah. Yeah. And quail sausage. You know, it's for everyone. It's for everyone to have. It's for everyone to share. Fucking Isaac swaps my plate with it. So I'm, I have this big ass bowl in front of me.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I look like a damn fucking. All right. Now let's rewind a little bit. Let's remind the audience. What happens when the charcutory board hit the table? You know what I hear from the birthday boy to my right? Oh. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Ooh. Ooh. I look over at you and you're making like a little fucking, like a little face. Yes, you were. You don't remember that? No.
Starting point is 00:39:18 You were like, ooh. I was like, do you want some, bro? You know, I remember that? Y'all was in next to me too. Can I have some? See? I don't remember that. Larry was doing that?
Starting point is 00:39:26 Yeah. See? The second it landed. He went, oh, and I look over. And he has like his plate. Like, he wants some. I'm like, you know what I'm like that. So I take his plate and I take the advertiser chair
Starting point is 00:39:37 and put it right in front of Larry. And he did not like. that at all. And then you took a photo of me, you asshole. Last night, there was so many plate swaps. Yeah, there's a lot going on. He went to the bathroom, right, like, right after he put this giant piece of cake on his plate in front of him, he went to the bathroom, comes back. There's no cake there at all.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Yeah, there was a nub. The whole entire. There's a little chicken egg of the cake. My second prank of the day, my birthday prank for on Larry. Awesome. Yeah. We just took his cake when he went to the bathroom. You're awesome, man.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Dude, you thought someone actually ate it. Well, I wouldn't mind it. You're so fooled. I wouldn't mind it. It's like, you know, it's for everyone, dude. It's a big ass cake. It's a big ass cake. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:40:23 It's such a good thing. So humble. So, so good. So good. So, um, dude,
Starting point is 00:40:29 I want to talk about a topic that I just thought of, like, when I was taking a shower today. Please tell me. And I had to, I had to look into it because I was like, dude, yeah, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:40:39 Bro. It's kind of like the topic of GTA just like video games in general. So this is a bit of a topic swap. But like, you know how like we buy video games and it's just like digital goods? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Do you ever think about the fact that like we genuinely do not own those games? Yeah. That do that's like literally the hot topic right now. But like years ago you'd buy the physical disc, right? And then like you'd own that. And now you're buying these games and they're leasing. They're revocable coins and tokens.
Starting point is 00:41:07 that you can lose access to. And it makes me go like, at first my thought was, if I buy this game, and then what if the company goes under, right? So now what happens to that game? Like, what if Steam just gone, right? What happened to all of those games?
Starting point is 00:41:22 You know? You don't even own the shit that people spent thousands of dollars on. It's the same as the Apple movies too. Like, you buy that? It's a digital movie. Like, if something happens, that movie, they can put the plug on it.
Starting point is 00:41:35 It's gone. I guess that makes, sense with vinyl. Like, vinals, you, you are able to purchase the actual,
Starting point is 00:41:41 like, music. You own the copy. Yeah, yeah, vinyl have a wear and tear. Like, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:48 they, they, uh, over time. But I feel like the physical aspect of vinals, yeah,
Starting point is 00:41:53 still being a thing is important. Just owning it. Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:58 So I was thinking about it, I'm like, dude, like, if I really don't own, and I'm only purchasing
Starting point is 00:42:05 revocable, I guess copies or coin tokens for him then like dude it kind of makes me go like well what the fuck's the point of buying it if you're releasing it I don't know it kind of makes me go like where's that money going it's just kind of to a lease you know it's like when years ago
Starting point is 00:42:22 I could buy a physical thing it's a water current that just keeps going and it's all this money that's falling into it and it's going somewhere but I don't know where but it's always like I don't know dude I can understand the protection of like Remember, okay, let's talk about like Halo Reach on Xbox.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Halo Reach, you had it on Xbox, and eventually the servers had to get shut down. So now you're losing an aspect of that physical game because they don't, they no longer, okay, GTA. I had a hello roach. He's about to cry. Look at him. He looks at it. Sit there and think about that for a minute. I hope.
Starting point is 00:43:05 I hope we think about that for just what, what were you saying, Willie? You're sorry You're sounding, bro You know You know what you're sitting there And you had like your turtle beaches heads I didn't have that I had tortoise shores
Starting point is 00:43:18 I didn't have that I didn't have Xbox I don't have You can't tell any story I didn't have that You know like back when we all No I didn't No I didn't know I didn't
Starting point is 00:43:31 No I don't remember I don't remember back then Because I didn't own that No. Stop doing that. Fucking You're a one trick. He keeps walking around.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Does that? I snap back in, dude. Yeah. Oh, God. What the fuck we're talking about, bro? Use the example.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Use you. I'm just yanking. Just any game, any game that you bought years ago, they're going to shut down the server for, right? They're going to be like, I don't,
Starting point is 00:44:06 yeah, You know what's going to happen? I was just thinking about that. Don't delete Angry Birds off your phone. Don't do that. What's going to happen, Nick? To piggyback off of what head coach is insinuating here, I think one like humongous studio that's doing it is going to,
Starting point is 00:44:25 something's going to happen. I don't know what. And then exactly what you're talking about is going to happen. Everyone's going to get real pissed. And then a new law is going to be created at the end. If you think about it, sorry, I've got to move this big chud. If you think about it, it makes overhead costs for video games a lot less as well, which I guess for the company makes them a lot more money way faster.
Starting point is 00:44:47 And like the access abilities there, but like, holy shit, man. Bento, please don't go up there. Bento go up there, go up there. Hey, turn it off, turn it off. Big red button, click it. Dude, cut it out, man. Whoa. You're being rambunctious.
Starting point is 00:45:00 It's had a line of thinking. It's a good segue to. What's that? Oh, yeah? What's a segue to another topic? Well, I'm going to go segue to my way to the bathroom because I need to pee because I always need to pee.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yeah, no, I was just thinking about it. So, like, my food for fucking thought is, like, I'm at this conundrum where it's like, do I even want to pay for video games anymore? If, like, I can't even own them. Yeah, bro. Like, we don't even own them. It's just like $80 now, 100 bugs.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Yeah, like, what the hell is going on? At any point in time, they can just revoke my copy. And I get that, I get that that's the way things are going nowadays, but I don't know, it's just kind of poop. You know? it is poop and I don't like the consequence I mean the most evident one is that we're not going to really be able to like own anything especially if it's all online dude what if we have no internet like weather hello weather can come in power goes out it's like shit but I'm gonna play some games for a little minute but I can't because I need online oh wait oh wait where's that at so at this point dude I was gonna get a fucking foosball table and call it a day like I don't even fucking know um you know you know here's a good example overwash You bought Overwatch, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:08 They discontinued Overwatch 1, whole brand new fucking game, Overwatch 2. And then they discontinue Overwatch 2 to bring back regular Overwatch, just rebranded again with all these updates. It's like, yeah, you don't even get to,
Starting point is 00:46:22 yeah, you don't even get to control what you really want, I guess. They should allow it so that like, if you buy a game, you can like, I don't know, maybe, maybe, like, burn your own disc or something? Like, I don't know. Like, what if I want to own my,
Starting point is 00:46:35 fucking game. But you can't. I think you can. I think it's possible. I don't know how easy it is, but maybe there's like a, I'm sure there's somewhere on GitHub. There's always fucking GitHub that has some shit.
Starting point is 00:46:46 It's like, oh yeah, it's actually easy. You can just do this and that. And then, oh, there you go nuts on disk. I don't know, though.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I don't know. Like, I wish it was like Minecraft. You know how Minecraft can go back in older versions? Like you have all the older versions. Oh, yeah. Dude, Minecraft is like a $25 game that still gets updates to this day.
Starting point is 00:47:01 For free. For free. For free. Dude, the community fucking hates or loves. It depends. Microsoft? Updates, bro. Oh.
Starting point is 00:47:11 We just mentioned on the effing game cube. Physical copies are for the win, dude. Yeah, like, what if I want to play? When was the last time you played that? Last time I played this, like, like six months ago. I don't know. Damn. On the GameCube?
Starting point is 00:47:24 Um. Oh, he's fucking capped. No. I played it on the GameCube back home. Oh. Oh, man. We need a GameCube here. We do we're talking like stations.
Starting point is 00:47:37 We'll say it. We got, we got PS2 going, a whole bunch of PS2 games. We got the Wii. We just need a game cube. PS3 best console. Yo.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yo. I don't know about that one. Yo. Sane ass take. PS3. Xbox 60 was still around. Oh. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Do plays in three. I don't know, dude. It was either a billion people. people on Xbox 360 or 20 people on the PlayStation 3 you get a play. Hey, which one? Which one do you want? That's your choice. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I got you. Dude, I remember growing up, I had Xbox Live. Anyone that played PlayStation, I was like, I remember you guys didn't have, you guys didn't have like party chat and stuff. And like, I remember those stupid square profile pictures where they're all smiling and shit. We had avatars, whoa.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Sorry, there's a bird. What did you, what do you have to say, Larry? Yeah, what is it? You got to open your eyes and look at this bird. what I have to say is free PlayStation Network Chavak do and also we didn't need batteries
Starting point is 00:48:41 for our damn controllers Is it free online now? No, but at the time it was We're talking about at the time, right? PlayStation wins now, by the way. PlayStation fucking, oh my God They clear. They clear.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Like terribly clear. Well, Xbox one just sucks ass. Dude. And now they're like not even doing it anymore. They're only doing gaming anymore, do you? Nick, that's that you? You laughing at that guy? Are you laughing at him, bro?
Starting point is 00:49:05 He's so cute. I wish I could own my games. Oh, man. I thought about it. I just want to own over the world. Do you want to own your games too? PlayStation's better. Are you like this guy?
Starting point is 00:49:16 Do you want to own games? Here's our average PlayStation consumer. Look how fucking lazy he is by Xbox. Is that a sea lion or a seal? I think it's a seal. That's a seal. I think that's a seal. Sea lions are a little bit more scary, aren't they?
Starting point is 00:49:31 Do sea lions have the... No, it just turned into one nostril. What? Dude, they're, what? They kind of look like rabbits. Viewers at home, we're watching the seals. Yeah, they're like lazy rabbits. Oh, look at him.
Starting point is 00:49:47 He's just, he's hungry. Sometimes I come out on the couch and you're doing that same thing. This exact position. Yeah. Ted, and you feel like that way. We have food and you don't have food? You tell me the funniest place to eat right now would be chilies. you go
Starting point is 00:50:05 You know what I'll be crazy If we just went and got Chili You're like Oh Chili's Oh So cool Chili's
Starting point is 00:50:12 Achilles Apelbies Oh Pizu Kee Oh BJs PJs Oh my
Starting point is 00:50:19 Almost so itchy Dude Dude I was gonna go Oh my God I didn't eat a lot At dinner I was gonna go Heat up my
Starting point is 00:50:26 Frickin' Parm I got Oh you didn't You're right I didn't eat that much I had like a shrimp Two oysters Did you leave it out
Starting point is 00:50:33 Dude, somebody brought it in and left it out Because I didn't even touch the bags Uh, wait, what? It's cold. It's gone bad then. I put in the fridge. It's Joe. No, no, it was still out. Oh, it was still out.
Starting point is 00:50:45 When did you put it in the fridge? Yeah, I put it in the morning. Oh, don't. It's bad. It's bad. Yeah. Dang. That shit can last out for like, what, two hours or some shit.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah. Give a take. Yeah. Okay. I had the bags. Dude, it was, the bag was out for like all night long. Yeah. I was really, guys, I was, oh my goodness.
Starting point is 00:51:03 You had a good amount. I had a 21st big birthday. Yeah, I drank like I was 21 again. That was terrible. And, and you know what? Hey,
Starting point is 00:51:15 no hangover. It was kind of nice. I had a, no hangover woke up pretty good. I was like, you drink a lot of water? Not a lot. Huh.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Dude, yesterday night. Would have a hitching all that was. A headache. On my hangover. Oh. Oh, you did say you had, oh, wait, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. Yesterday night.
Starting point is 00:51:37 He had a huge headache, yeah. And he was like, oh, I wish I could have, like, Advil. I was like, oh, okay, I'll just give him, like, this car Advil I have. So I gave him the car Advil. And then he lost it somehow. But, but that's not the part. It's a good part. The good part of it is that.
Starting point is 00:51:54 That was so funny, dude. Like, I was so drunk. But, dude, I was like, oh, here, have this, dude. It's like a big, big square. like foil you know you gotta rip it it's the two-packed I'm like dude how do you open this
Starting point is 00:52:10 for like fucking five minutes I could not open this shit and then and then I'm like I don't know what had something happened something distracted me and then I'm like wait where'd it go and I was like oh shit
Starting point is 00:52:23 where did you go and I couldn't find it anywhere and I was like rustling around behind me and yeah he just he just loses the ad I don't know where it is but but the good thing about that is the fact that I completely forgot that he was hammering down these little mixed drinks all night. And if you were to have ibuprofen within the same evening, not good for the liver at all.
Starting point is 00:52:46 So, I didn't think about it. Well, if you took the adjo, yeah, but you didn't. But I took ibuprofen before. When? Before you drank? When? Before you drank? Before he drank.
Starting point is 00:53:01 How long before? I can see in his eyes. Is this a Larry? How long? How long before? Maybe this was earlier in the day. I did take Everpuffin, though. I mean, my...
Starting point is 00:53:12 Can't you take this shit like every four, like six hours? Yeah, it's every four. Every six. What? Six. Wait. Let me grab the one that I took. Swartz, four.
Starting point is 00:53:22 I swear it's four. I don't drink with any pills, so... Well, no, I wouldn't either. It's a bad, bad thing to do. But, yeah, anyways, I was going to give Madville. Then it dawned on me. oh that's a seed of metaphen
Starting point is 00:53:35 oh that's a seed of metapin that's a little different I don't know how different it is but does the same shit and it's all processed by your liver
Starting point is 00:53:43 so you don't if you read the instructions they say one is for your liver and one's for your kidneys I think I think Tylenol
Starting point is 00:53:52 that's Tyler the Creator Tylenol Tyler Tyler and all the creator all oh my God hold on so Tylenol
Starting point is 00:54:01 oh please you're like a doctor right now and I'm like praying for good news. So Tylenol is is filtered and metabolized to your liver. So. Oh my fuck. If you read the back of the,
Starting point is 00:54:15 if you read the back, it says don't drink and also have this. Fuck! It's okay. Because I forgot I took it. I forgot I took it. I was so hyped about the food. And then I got,
Starting point is 00:54:24 I'm just glad. Yeah. I'm glad you didn't have more. That would have been even worse then. Holy shit. Yeah, that would have been really bad. That could have been the one.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I have your profin is through your kidneys. Yeah. The reason I'm just. know that is because you're able to if you're having like a lot of pain like from like I don't know whatever you got sick or like something crazy and you want to reduce inflammation you can take every like two hours or like you can take them both somewhere at the same time because you can overlap them yeah two different things no you're fine bro you are okay you have two weeks left you have two weeks left yeah yeah you're actually born here yeah yeah but I am glad though I am
Starting point is 00:55:02 but okay can we now talk about obsession oh yeah really talk about it a whole bunch yeah it's pretty scary next actually no what no can we talk about the difference between backrooms and obsession yeah the back shots back shots oh uh back shots about it yeah we're on the back roads we're on the back roads
Starting point is 00:55:19 to the back rooms taking back shots and getting back talked oh come on come on that's a whole chorus yeah good movie yep um Tanner, go ahead, give a review because you set our funny ass review. It was like immediately after the movie ended.
Starting point is 00:55:38 I was critiquing it too hard. I was like, it was pretty good. I mean, I give it a five out of ten. And then you guys are like, well, why, why? And all I said was like, it was just like handheld camera, camera, back rooms, back rooms. Look at this room. Hallway, back rooms, pirate, back rooms, hallway. This is a weird room.
Starting point is 00:56:02 The order of shit you went, you're like, camcorder, camcorder, backrooms, back, because think about it. It was good. It's the back rooms. What else is it going to be? It's like,
Starting point is 00:56:13 it's like the same critique of me like obsession with like, she's obsessed. She's obsessed. That's the point. I think it was weird because like before the movie even started, I guess it was like a movie intro. Okay. The worker was like,
Starting point is 00:56:30 we're bringing back movie intro. This as you know this is the backrooms and I'm gonna have you guys watch this video and it's markiplier She's playing the markiplier video on her cell phone It's just markiplier jingling keys in front of like pay attention This is the back rooms and I was like like okay Okay, yeah that's cool and it was just like a three minute markiplier video before the movie started and then it also played like a lot of his old work And there was a did iron lung get in there was a me no iron lung no iron lung snook in was that Drake? Who was that in there? what the green screen
Starting point is 00:57:03 I don't know there was a green screen it was a picture of the backroom and there was a green screen of two guys and I didn't know what the hell was going on it looked like a meme format those those the dudes where my car guys in fucking the
Starting point is 00:57:17 back room dude where my car guys yeah look at the dude where's my car and it was those guys Jamie Clayton in the back rooms and I was like what is going on they had a weird ass intro to it yep it's this one
Starting point is 00:57:31 Dude, where's my car? Dude, where's my car back rooms? The visuals are fire. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a lot. Stop motion show or rock video, too, playing. That was really quiet. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Yeah. There's a stop motion movie of a rock movie. It was like watching. Like, what are you doing? It felt like a starting soon screen. I think that's what it was. But it was funny because we kept on like laughing and giggling at it because like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:57:59 Where are we right now? And the only other people in the theater at the time were also laughing at us. Yeah, they were getting rocks moving. Yeah, the seashells and shit. It was dope. But backrooms, dude, I enjoy backrooms. I wouldn't give it a five out of ten upon further review. I give it like a 6.4.
Starting point is 00:58:15 I don't really good. Can you movie review Pirates of the Caribbean? Oh, 100.10. One trillion out of ten. You guys got an hour to kill left? Oh, shit. We can break that down. But in the same format that you did the back rooms.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Pirates, pirates. Madesie. Maities. Maitie. Rum. Davy Jones. Davy Jones. Barbosa.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Pirates ship. Yeah, 10 out 10. Yeah, 10 out 10, actually. I liked obsession a lot more. I did too. Obsession was very well done. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:50 A lot more of a fun watch through, I would say, for sure. Yeah, there was a lot. There was a lot. There was a lot of, like, oh. Uh-huh. There was a lot of, like, online input about the backwards walk or
Starting point is 00:59:03 like this one part and obsession I stayed away yeah that one that one right there I stayed away from all that was like oh is on your nightmares I don't even know if you saw it bro you probably didn't see it bro I did have a nightmare last night did you really
Starting point is 00:59:19 no oh about what um you know in the movie this is going to be a spoiler so I'm going to go like this oh shit well what about the audio listeners Okay, audio listeners, I'm going to try and keep this within 10 seconds. Here we go. Starting now.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Mute. Okay. It was when she was smiling. Remember when he leaves? I think she like smiling like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So it's kind of like that, but like I was stuck in my dream going constantly between
Starting point is 00:59:44 smiling and crying. I couldn't like choose my emotion. It was really freaky. And then I just woke up. All right. Boom, done. That's it. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Welcome back. Everyone. What that was weird. No spoiler free. It was like, it was like stuck between those two emotions. Yeah. That's weird, bro. Random people in my dream.
Starting point is 00:59:58 It was like that with. And. they were doing it back to me and it was fucking freaky. That really is like enough to make a grown man go like and then look around and then go and then I did that? Well I got up and I was like
Starting point is 01:00:11 that what are you a cliche? Target demographic when they were making this movie they're like oh someone's going to do this I just I don't bid well with scary yeah and that's why it's such a to watch you
Starting point is 01:00:30 play a horror game tonight. Let's go. Can we do horror games tonight? Can we do like Roblox horror games so it's like not as scary but scary? Yeah. Roblox horror games are pretty scary, dude. They're pretty scary. They are. They are. I love one like I love in like Gmod scary maps where like one person
Starting point is 01:00:48 runs forward ahead of everyone and you see they react. They get jumps here. Yeah. I fucking love. Wait, let's do Gmod horror game. Come on, Willie's Gmod. We're going to get We're gonna get chased by P&Gs. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah, classic backroom style.
Starting point is 01:01:03 The Obunga chasing you around. Yeah, fuck that, bro. I don't wanna deal with that. I hate that thing. I don't, okay, yeah, those things are actually really spooky. Dude, my shirt's like a tree. Each hole's like a year I've had this.
Starting point is 01:01:14 What is happening there, bro? What is with you in like decaying shirts? You have like rib shirts. I mean, it makes it look kind of sick. Is there any more? Oh, see? Like, what's going on? I gotta stop wearing this shirt.
Starting point is 01:01:26 What is that? Art bit hole? You had an armpit hole. No. How does those holes appear, bro? I think just washing it. This is like the thinnest shirt known to man. It's like riddled with holes now.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Dude, I wash. Yeah. Dude, people would pay a premium for those I heard. Yeah. Dude, I know. I can probably resell this thing. Some people need to. They call that distressed.
Starting point is 01:01:49 That's what that's called. Tell us more about clothing is stressed out. It's like naturally distressed. Look at that. Yes, what happened to all of Willie's hoodies that he shipped during the shipment process. They got so. They were actually. So clean before.
Starting point is 01:01:59 They showed up with a bunch of really like holes and marks. They put them through a lot of work and they got stressed out. Would you believe me? I told you people are so dumb. They'll pay extra for holes in their clothes. You can't say that with a fucking extra holes and shit. You can't see that. I'm the person who does it.
Starting point is 01:02:18 I like it. That's me. Sorry. Everyone else at home is dumb. Is that what I'm here right now? Dark humor. In through the chat, dude. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Dark humor. I'm obsessed. Is that fucking. Yeah, let's say, what the hell? Point that out. Is that goddamn? Oh my God. That's deodorant, bro.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Why? Why is it so strong? Dude, you're sweating. Look at my face. You're sweating. Oh. Oh. Dude.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Oh my God. I've put too much deodorant on it appears. All right. That's okay. I'm all good. Blur, blur it, blur. I'm like the E. I'm like the E star.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Okay. That's about fucking enough. Listen, guys. We're running. Before we end, can we try and get like our ugliest angle ever? They already did. I already showed it. He did.
Starting point is 01:03:05 That was a pretty gruesome one too. He started the whole podcast with it. Yeah. I'm just going to show it. How about that? Dude, Bento you. Oh, here he goes again. One last time.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Fucking. All right, here we go. One more time. One more time to show it. It's better not be the fucking thumbnail either. I swear to God, this is the thumbnail. What are you going to do? Change it.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Go. No. I'm changing it. Okay, y'all ready? I'll make sure it doesn't happen. Here we go. Three, two, one. Y'all didn't even do it.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Y'all don't even do it. How do you want me to do that? You have to do your ugliest face. That's how we're doing it. All I want. Doing it with you guys right here in spirit. You look beautiful. Dude, I look horrible.
Starting point is 01:03:59 I look just terrible. It looks like a caveman. Like my whole thing is just coming out. Like my whole eyebrow fucking forest. Dude, it reminds me, uh, last night when we were talking at dinner about how I said Jim Carrey
Starting point is 01:04:12 ruined an entire generation. And I got a picture like that on Larry's phone. They do those terrible faces. Yeah. The millennial face. He said, oh, fucking chill,
Starting point is 01:04:22 bro. Oh, dude. You should talk like him too. Oh my. Oh my. Oh. Dude.
Starting point is 01:04:30 It does like the chewing, you know? Oh, man. Just whatever. Guys, thanks for watching the group chat podcast. I was just clenching my fist. I feel really ill right now. Make sure to tune in.
Starting point is 01:04:41 And we will have grunk next week. He's setting up, but they're setting up pretty good right now. And also, set up, speaking of set up, IRO podcast as well. Okay, as well. Okay. And go watch any, there's a new video that came out not too long ago on the group channel. Check that out. It's the same thing where they're gaming.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Check that out as well. So catch on the flip side. Have a great week. See you on the hippie-dippy. Use code group for 10% off. Also, and we'll see you next week. IRL for real this time. Maha.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Watching a Jim Carrey edit. Sorry. I'm going to say it. All we're ending. Gross. Oh, yeah, we are. Ro-fishing. Maha.
Starting point is 01:05:22 We're out. Maha. Adios.

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