The Group Chat - #167 - We done brought it back in person

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

New location. Bit of an oldie set. New Grunk house. The Podcast changes again. Bringing the IRL aspect back we think will open up some fresher ideas for the podcast apart from just chatting some bull. Well of course, that will still happen. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Larry. Willing. Tanner. Wow. Oh. Boy, get off Rocket League, boy. Isaac. I'm not even on it.

Grunk's definitely on Rocket League. I'm not. One of these podcasts. One of these podcasts. I'm falling backwards. Episode one, season three starts now. Isaac, I can see her. Yeah, he actually has a big puffy nut right there.

You can't see anything. Yeah, wow These are the new digs Isn't this awesome? Okay What's the dig? What's the dig? These are the new digs

This is the new digs, dude It's the new den Welcome to the new season I heard there's a new slang term For going live It's called sparking up Yeah That's not what that means, Willie

So who's gonna tell him? Who's gonna tell Willie? What happened? Is it an old term? Yep, oldest time. Really? And it doesn't mean I was just smoked up last night.

Really? Yep. That, I know that. Wait, who'd you say to it's important? Huh? Who'd you say to, like, family? Yeah, was it like your mom? No, I didn't, I didn't say I sparked up.

Do you didn't tell anyone? No, I'm telling you guys I sparked up. Oh, okay, okay. And I streamed. Don't. Oh, you streamed. So that's what I'm saying. Dude, you should go ask people if they want to spark up with you.

Yeah, a lot of people are down for that. Well, because while Kai Sinat took Nine One's hiatus, Rakai was sparking up in that time. Kai Senna. He was sparking up a lot. He was sparking up. He was sparking up. Dude.

His bean bags. Guys. What's the hype? I don't get it. There is no hype. I'm sitting on a fucking chair. I don't think your bean bags are meant to like be sat on with a microphone in mind. I'm holding myself up just by holding the bee bag with my two fingers.

These are awesome. That's like, Chris Cross Apple sauce. Did we, did we shout out gamers subs? No, we did. Ladies and fuffin' gentlemen. I got it. I have it right here. Welcome back to the group chat podcast episode.

One. Episode one, season three. One again? Yeah. Season three. Would it be season four? The long awaited.

I feel like it's season four. Season four sounds right. Wait, what? Yeah, no, they're right actually. Season four.

Did? Season three was, yeah. Season three. Oh, it is four. It is four. It is four.

It is four. It's game. Season two is practice. Now it's game. Season three is practice. Now it's game. Wait. Now it's game time.

Season four, now is game. There's a lot of new going on here. We have this room, which some of you may know, some of you may not know, maybe everyone might not know. I don't really fucking know. It was really dark during that video. But this was using a video. It was.

It was the room. We played Twister right here. Yeah. Right here we played Twister. Right there. The dumbest game of Twister ever. Yeah. Dude, watching that foot, I was watching you like just move the little spinner, just like with your hands. I didn't see that. He wasn't even spinning it half the time. I didn't know.

I was, I was spinning it, but you were laying down. And I was trying to make you lose, but you're just like, I was so shocked because I think my right foot never got to touch a color. It was just off the thing. I get it now. You're not supposed to lay down. I understand. Yeah.

I feel like if any other part of your body touches the floor. It is. Yeah. If it's not your four limbs. Wait, if you lay down, you lose. Yeah,

because if you fall over and twist her, you lose. Yes. And you're just flat on the floor. Yeah, that makes sense. Were you and I laying down? No,

he was laying down. You were laying down. He was like actually like this. He was laying down. I was laying down. And then I was like, Fuck this and I got up and I left. That was the easiest game of Twister

I ever played up. You lost. Damn it. Bro, I didn't realize that that's the rules though. That dams the rules. That is the rule? I'm feeling bodacious. I don't know.

We should spark up after this. Is it like, is it not the move? I can take them out. No, I don't know. They're removable. Look at the fucking view, man. Yeah, they're kind of distracting. Oh my God.

Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Yeah, take them out. Welcome back, everyone. Two big puffer fish in the chest. It's too big. It's dirty. Give me one of them.

It's not a dirty. Give me one of them. No, you're not getting one. Okay. So, yeah, new set. It's basically using the old stuff and we just have it reimagining this room. And what you see isn't completely final because we want to have a lot of like visual changes to it. Another funny thing is I actually still have no idea how we're going to have grunk on this shit.

I have this little TV that that really doesn't worse. It doesn't work at all. It doesn't work. It's going in there? That little tiny screen. Just make me like, his face. Put out my background and put me like in between.

Like a floating thing. Can we project him on the wall with a projector? I have a projector. Whoa. That would actually be pretty cool. Another, another funny thing is like our editor has a PC in his box right now, new ones. We got to figure.

There's a lot of things. It's okay. We got to get him set up on his new computer and then teach him how to manually figure out how to work with 4K. 60 FPS footage. Yeah. That's probably the size of his hard drive. Hey, in the new computer.

People have been saying, people have been saying that we're too corporate, corporo, and that were too official. So we're going back to our group routes. Yeah. Not planning a single thing.

Yeah, I'll give a fuck. I'll give you. I feel like we should talk in Tink cans. Where the hell are you going? Damn, he's breaking the rules. Dude, he just left the room.

He just broke the fourth wall. All right, who made him leave? Who made him leave the group this time? I can't take that hit I'll do it Let's he doing Dude what are you He's bringing the towel

He's causing the big Isaac White crash out What is that? Here we go Oh no Hell no Oh no Wait no Where's the cool stuff at

Fuck you I don't want to clean it up No I don't want to clean it up Dude boys are fighting For the listeners at home Boys are fighting Make sure use code group for 10% off I'll clean it up

I'm going I'll get Another new thing drunk. I changed my... I shaved my head again. Yeah, yeah. You looked like the shocked painting

for a quick second. You just looked hollow. Dude, you got rid of all the green. Yeah, for the most part. You got rid of the green top. Now you're just dirt. I'm like... I don't know. I went to dinner with my parents

and my mom and I took a picture and I was looking at the picture and my hair did not look. look like any color that was real. It looked like silver. I don't know. I don't know even what to think my hair color is right now. How is that possible? Because I think I have like, like there might be like a micrometer of color still left in it somehow like after this shape.

That'd be kind of cool. In the sunlight, it looks different. If you grow it out to like a 22 inches again, you can like look at the tip and be like, well. Yeah. Bro, he likes his parents. Brose who takes pictures with his parents. No, chill.

Chill. You know that's not cool, right? Chill on me. No. No, chill. Mama's boy. It is my friend's, my friend. Wait, can I see your whole head?

Can I see your whole entire head? Can you get a 3D scanner and spin it? It's so round, actually. Whoa. Oh my God. You have a really great head shape. Whoa. No!

Whoa. I was about a fucking silly screen on. Yeah, what is he looking for? You got that Lego top. it's so dude you're wearing a drug rug my head was so round I like your drug rug

yeah yeah dude you have a whole new place AC finally works again so like it's cold in here oh yeah I'm in a new house yeah

that's what I was originally like ah past the ball right right sorry to me it's old news but I've been in this house for probably about a week now nice

yeah a week a week now and um all moved in check it out I got a plan plant? Come on now.

What's his name? What's his name? We all pretended to see it. I don't know. It's still working. I'm working on a name. I'm split between like Terrence and Cosmo. You should name a Cosmo.

I like that name. That's a good name. I used to have a plant and named it dude. What's up, dude? What's up, dude? What's up, dude? Dude died. I fuck it.

God, damn it. Oh my God. You asshole. You're such an ass. Wow. You're the biggest ass I've ever known. You guys just got fucking silly. all over your face.

I was literally looking at the little hole and I just like angled it just a little bit to see maybe if I could like jump scare the camera but oh it's just like a little blur. How terrible is that? Oh my God. Oh, look at you jumping. Are you on a water bed?

You have a water bed, don't you? No. I'm scared to do that a hard. Harvey did not like that. You know what's crazy about water beds? What? When you apply for a lease or like to rent at a house they ask if you have a water bed.

Yeah. Because there was a big explosion in like, I swear to God, there was so many commercials. in like 2010. The waterbed situation. It's crazy. Yeah, this waterbed situation was crazy.

You gotta spread my face with that bullshit. What if you were sleeping and you fell through it and you just drowned in your water bed? Dude, you ever seen Friday the 13th? No,

no, no, I think it was Freddy Cougar. Like the date? Who's that? Dude. The date? Friday? The 13th's coming up. Do I want to go camping?

Yeah, why? It is. No reason. But it's a horror movie about this campsite that gets killed by this guy who just drowned as a kid

came back as a really big. Where'd he drown? How's that possible? Once you die, you can't come back. Do you just spoil the fucking movie? Yo. Wait, did he kill everyone? It's an old fucking,

everyone. I hate spoilers. Everyone. He killed everyone. Dude, he's a sick asshole. And he was like, his mom's crazy too. Dang, it's stink. You're losing control.

Dude, is that what you do to people who are not well equipped to fight back? Are you going to, shoot me, bro? You say, I'm not equipped to fire. No, guess what? It's called never guess their next move. I thought it turned it a little more. It's like, it's actually gooey and gross.

It is good. Leave it on there so it hardens. It's like, hey, this is my microphone from now on. Yeah, the rule is that you can't clean the set at all. Oh yeah.

We'll see how disgusting. That's the rule. New podcast, we can't clean anything. No. I don't want that. I love that rule. Hey,

wait, you're going against rule one. No. You're breaking. You're breaking rule one, dude. What happens in this room stays in this room. Wait, am I cool and punk for this if I'm breaking rule. You're so alt.

No. You know what a cool punk would do? If the city meant like chaos and destruction, but you're peaceful and kind, are you a punk? No. A cool punk would reach behind them like this. You should fight back because there's one right there. You should pretend that's a lemon and squeeze the juice in your eyes like Stevo. It's actually wet.

It is wet. It's not that bad. It's chemical, bro. Oh, it's chemical, bro. There's maintenance people in my house. I had no idea. Is that better than mayonnaise? Like, oh, it smells like cleaning products.

Yeah. See? Grunk just said there's like maintenance people inside of his house. Oh, is there? They're yelling. You should invite them over to the podcast. Yeah, come on. No hot water.

I know. Come on in here. Come on in, workers. Come here. Like my unspoken riz. Yeah, with a little chest shown a little bit. You got some chest rigged. Yeah, everyone's flooding in.

Come on. Come on. Can you move your mic so you can do it. with your full face. I want to see your full face. You what? Yeah. You're like a little,

whoa. I'd make it a promotional poster that I can print and then put around Austin if you like laid like a, like, you ever see Michael Jackson on Thriller? Who's that? Where's like with a tiger?

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill your ass. You keep saying who's that. No, look at Michael Jackson Thriller, okay? This guys know. I want you to lay like that

with your chest terror and you have a chest comb. Oh, and you have Harvey on the photo. Michael's pretty of a chest code. Pretty crude. Yeah. Now Michael Jackson.

Who are these guys? Who are these people who are these like pop culture characters? Yeah. Are these like fictional? You know, you see what's in that cup? What is that? No.

I can't see what's a completely pitch black cup. In that cup is a black coffee. Decaf, is it hot coffee? It's not hot anymore. Oh. It was like this morning. Are you going to throw it on me?

Is that that? No. Are you threatening to throw? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm saying that I'm turning old. Yeah, okay, but like, why would you drink

Decoff black coffee? Like there's no point to drinking. Decoff black coffee. Like you'd have to be like... It's not an easy thing to say. Decoct. My grandpa DeFok. See? His grandpa blinks that. See? His grandpa blinks that. Last night I played Overwatch. His podcast is the best. And I got a guy that sounded like the

Who's Iron Gold and why did he slain you? I got him to say it. Really? Last night you played Overwatch but also this morning you played Overwatch. I didn't play Overwatch this morning. Did you play Overwatch this morning? Oh, I did play today, but an hour ago. Yeah. Oh, I thought I was meeting like into the next morning, like early in the morning. Oh, I did play Overwatch early hours in the morning because I was streaming.

Yeah. Because I sparked up. He sparked up. There you go. You sparked up. Maybe we're going to, maybe we can hit the slopes. Yeah. Smoke some balls. What's that? We get smoked some balls, bro. Uh, what's the hit? Uh, what's the hit? the slopes, go skiing. Yeah. You never heard that? Smoke the bowls in Colorado. No. That's the thing. Yeah. Smoke the bowls? You've never passed a roach on the slopes? Or like the ones you step on?

Yeah. No. Really? Why not? I don't know. Dude, I saw, like, I saw three roaches earlier. I won't do that. What? Did you really? Jackson, Nick, and...

No, I'm sorry. No, I just do it straight. Oh, yeah. I live with Game Burger. I live with Game Burger. Burger. There we go. It's like, yeah.

It was like, it was coming out into waves. Before this podcast started, it was just like, all right, what are we going to do? We're going to say.

And it was, we only talked about the intro. I had to introduce this podcast, nothing on topics or anything. So it's all coming out. Dude. Like, let your mind run free.

I have a funny. I have a funny from one of our first nights. Oh, living here. Oh, here you go. The first night's always the best. There,

there is a, there is a bug that very much resembled a was a was a was in our house and it was flying through the kitchen and it was like and bro

I wasn't I was trying to I heard that I heard a fucking peep of that smells like burning oh it's not a good sign that'd be so funny what

but if his house caught on fire while he's recording a podcast oh my god or like a ladder behind his windows yeah yeah go go on

get the fuck out They're giving you hot water? I think we might have just got hot water. You got hot water. We've been without hot water since we've moved in. Their method was go to the stove. Boil water. Yeah, wait, how were you showering before?

Cold? Just cold. Out of boy. Luckily, it was during a heat wave. So, I like method. Method would actually be to go outside for like 30 minutes and full around and then come inside and shower. Horseplay and then come inside cold shower.

It sounds crazy. They're doing crazy things right now. Hey, Jack. I'm hearing. It sounds like, Chich, maybe I should stop. They can hear me.

Jack, I have a question. What did you see about Overwatch? I forget. Something happened. What? Dude, guys, okay,

I can't, what did you say? Sorry. Dude, I want you guys to listen to what I'm dealing with really quick. I was sick. It sounds like I swallowed like nuts and bolts. Can you guys hear this?

Oh, my God. Like, every time I laugh, it gets worse. so I like hell no yeah

he's been hawking stop he's been like hold on guys give me one second and then he'll walk to the next room and he'll go yeah

it's always like a scene he's like dude it just gets stuck in my throat okay overwatch yeah what happened with Overwatch

early in the morning drunk uh I just say saying it, um, you played too much overwatch in the morning and, um, I was going to call you out. Oh, okay. Did you really do that? You got called out? Look at that smile on his face. Now that you got called out, how do you feel? Yeah. It's like therapy. You know what? Thank you. Oh, hot water. We got, we have hot water. Yeah. Nice. Good shit, dude. Let's go. There you go. Oh, it's cute. I'm not. Oh, my God. Well, whatever happens in this room stays

here so I'm gonna keep my legs like that. Thank you for holding me accountable as a really good friend and I did. I called you really. I left a mean message. Do you know? Can I play it? Yeah. Can I play the mean voice message? Because it's kind of fucked up. Because we're currently what we're seven hours late to the recording. Can I just say something to you? I would never leave you a fucking mean voice message like this. Everyone take a listen. This is this was sent to me at 1231. Make sure to play the whole thing. 1231, one minute after I had overslept the podcast. Hey, dude.

Forget your responsibility much. We're all waiting for you, and it's 1.30. And you need to be at the house, which is like, what, a 30-minute drive? So it's cooked. Dude, you cooked it. Congrats. I'm not actually that, man. But where are you at, man?

I'm not actually that, man. Where are you at, man? So I was in my dreams. I was sleeping, having a good dream. And yeah, that's really, sorry. There, I said, I'm sorry. I could take accountability. I overslept, you know?

It happens. But hey, you know what? Let's turn the negative into a positive. I'm going to get blood work tomorrow so that I can find out what the hell's fucking wrong with me, hopefully. So what's your problem? Yeah, a lot, dude. I feel like shit.

Oh. You know? Dude, it's all that cortisol. Is it waking up? I swear to God, it's cortisol. Do you take melatonin? No. Okay.

I eat pizza and play over watch Well, there's your fucking answer I mean, I can't tell you much more I play pizza, drink Coke and play overwatch That's why you feel like In stream Minecraft, huh? Do you actually drink Coke? Yeah

I mean, okay, but there's a reason That boy said, there's a reason I eat pizza, I drink soda, I eat pizza I do coke. I drink Coke I basically go to like a fucking birthday party every day at my house. It's just like constant pizza,

Coke and video games, it's awesome. Pizza, pizza, coke and video games. Well, it's not fun if you're not doing with your animals. No, they are. They're there. Well, it's not fun if all your animals are dead.

Yeah. I didn't say that. What did you say that? How did you say that? Dude, Chip is alive and well. No, I didn't,

I didn't say they were dead or that they are dying. No, no, no, no. Right. Podcasters don't know about Chip, do they. They do.

We showed them on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, put them up on the camera. Yeah, I missed one. I forgot. Oh, that's right. Um. Oh, okay.

Keep going, Willie. Okay, well, I was going to say that I'm doing the whole like great Did you guys hear that? Why did you just throw it there? That was a, okay. Anyway, yeah, sorry. You just throw a firecracker at the wall? Yeah, I didn't.

A firecracker in this house? It's a rental, bro. Dude, it's going to light on fire. We're going to get fucking crazy in this fucking podcast. This podcast. Yo. Even you did it. Are you guys hearing that?

Grunk, you probably can't hear it? Can you hear it? I hear it a little. It's the loudest thing. Okay, no more. more of that. Well, anyway, what I was going to say is, um, I'm going to do the great lock-in where I cut wait for like, like, fucking eight to 12 weeks, like three months or something like that. Yeah. And so I'm just kind of like, one, taking the time to get my blood work done, see everything

that's going on. And I'm kind of, I'm kind of fattening up a bit so that like, like, the results can look a little bit better. Like, you're like hands on griddle. Hmm? You're like handsel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel. You know, or like one of them walks in. No, it's Hansel. It's Hansel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel. They get fed like pigs. Yeah. And they get cooked alive.

Yeah. Yeah. You've never heard of kids. It's a kid's a kid's story. Yeah, they're only kids. I'm not kidding you right next to Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs that get blown by wolves in that house. Is this a book?

This is a folk story. It's like an old person. I don't read. An old tale. I only watch my books. I don't read. When I was a kid, I was into dark things and I read story books that were like a spin on Hansel and Gretel and things of that nature.

It was called like the Grimm series with two M's. Yeah. It was like those stories, but gory and scary. Is it like, uh, is it like, uh, goose bucks? Choose your scare, but like more war. It's like real. Tales from the Black Lagoon type shit. What is that one?

What? Tales of the Black Lagoon type shit. Wait, is that actually what it's called? You fucking said it. You're the little fucking said it. It's like a scary book. Ironically, what is he talking about? I never, I got to look it up.

I don't on my phone. But anyway, there's a book called like something with a Black Lagoon. And it's like scary stories. Actually, wait, I think I know what you're talking about, Black Lagoon. Yeah. Like, scary stories telling the dark. Yeah, but like more toned down for like children to read. Lame.

The Gou Lagoon. Yeah, the Gou Lagoon stories. Rock bottom. I talked about rock bottom before, didn't I. No. What's that? Rock bottom? It's sponge.

Oh my God. Wait, what was it? What was it? It was about SpongeBob? You're talking about bikini bottom? Bikini bottom? No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

It was something else. You called it, um, you called it rock bottom, didn't you? But what was that context? I'm forgetting, dude. I forget what we talked about. Brain reset. Look at these two. Dude, you guys are going to catch this whole place on fire.

I feel like it's going to permanently leave a scar. I think that the shittiest thing that would happen that this whole place burned down is no potchatch. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, man. You got stoooges, huh? That was not even my fault. That was a couple of stooge.

That was a stooge. A stupid Just a couple of stooges I would have really hard If you pulled the whole thing The whole light fixture fell The whole light fixture like everything I was really trying not to do that

I didn't want to do that What would be your solution of that You didn't even try to stop yourself I would go the person to person Give you like a teary handshake Like I'm so fucking sorry I'm so fucking I made you a sweater out of my tears

Yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Well there you go Okay get back on your feet feet, man. Get back on your horse. Hey, we should probably mention there's a lot of changes that will come to this podcast. Yeah, there's a lot of that.

Like, we're not going to sit in beanbags forever. We're ordering furniture. This is like, we're like homeless right. I seriously think the furniture you guys get should be, should be, it should just be random Facebook marketplace like an old. That's what he's doing. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm going on Facebook marketplace.

And a ratty, like, leather couch that that's just falling apart. It'd be great. like peeling. Like we each pick our own unique chair. Like our own. Oh, it's all go shopping. Yeah. You can make a whole group video. We can make an entire video about getting... We decorated the podcast or something. We need a makeover. Do we do that? The group

Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Huge. Yeah. Huge. And we treat it like you're the hardworking dad. You're the hardworking mom. You're the kid. And then you guys all go to Disney for one day while Grunk and I change up the whole house. Everywhere you look. Here's read books. Howdy.

Move that. F-Force. The house outside stays the same, but it's inside. Yesterday, I got offered to sell the car. What car? The Camaro. What do you mean you got offered? Some guy in a son.

You should sell this. I'm not, I'm not, do you mean this sounds? Is there a for sale on the car? No. Just asked me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you come up to you? Yeah, he drove up.

I was walking inside. Was he into them? picking M3? I have no fucking idea I think he was in a truck Silver truck He was with this like Something that looked like big justice

And he was like yo Was it actually them? I don't know It was really hard to tell It was really really hard to tell I was already like walking through the door Before he was like yo I was like what's up

He's like you're selling that Camaro This is a boring story by the way No Oh okay Bye see ya And that was that but Wow You should have said

How much are you willing to pay Like I'm curious Yeah. You should have said like, you got 120 grand? 120 grand. No. Fuck out! Get out.

Get out. Hey, you selling that Camaro? Who's asking? Who's asking? Me? It's for my son. 120 fucking grand. And this one behind him is like, I'm asking.

Ah, 20. Okay. It could have been the fattest lick of your entire life. Yeah, I could have a big lick. That could have been a fat. A dirty lick. A dirty ass lick. Dirty ass lick.

Dirty disgusting. Dirty bubble lych. Ronchy. I really want to visit you, dude I really want to go out there in Virginia and visit you Come on over Hell yeah dude Things can happen as long as you plan

We're gonna look up plane tickets right now Just show me how to control the podcast You can leave now Dude what was that? Was that a lion? What the fuck? Yeah dude this ad on my second monitor is insane What are you watching on your second monitor?

What are you on? I had Franz jammed my second monitor Are you fucking kidding? No audio, it's just right there That's all it is Willie is upset because he cannot play Overwatch while doing a podcast I have never played a video game

while on the podcast. I think you guys are all guilty of someone watching the video. You're eating food which I think is arguably worse. That is that is true. No no no no no eating food is not you can eat food. People do it all the time. I'm not smacking my lips while I'm eating that's that's when it's a problem you sitting there looking hyper fixated while

missing three different goals on Rocket League is like dude that's L. Oh shit. You're saying this to him by the Mano. Oh, is that Harvey? I don't give a fuck. I don't get a fuck.

Is that Harvey or Tallulah? That's Harvey. Everyone knows. Fuck. Harvey, I feel like boy cats look more feminine than girl cats. I don't know how to make it make sense. It's all in the nose. Boy cats got big giant balls.

Grunk, what's your exact address? Tell me some. Oh, wait. Is it asked. Blair is asking. I'm trying to get plane tickets here. just fly into RIC Br, Richmond

RIC. Yeah, bro. That was a joke But don't actually give me your damn fucking The zip code is One six Three, I don't know

American 535 Oh my God All right Is it one way? No, it's not one way Because of Richmond in Austin It's a round trip

Yeah, they're not friends Can we address something? Oh man We're gonna address the what The Minecraft server died The Minecraft server did die rest and peace. It's a shame, dude. Okay. I was sick

when you guys were on that one night. Okay, I was sick in bed, I was dying. I was like my peak dragon. Yeah, that was when I was peak illness. And I was also sick. I really want to see it come back. I leak the IP. No, uh, yeah, at the very end. Bro. Yeah. Yeah. I was, uh, I would like to see it come back. I found out. Hey, dude. Sorry.

You know what? This time you set it up. Oh, shit. Put your money. And you can put your own mods in it. Grunk's world. Oh my god, that's like a... Dude, grunk would just get a freaking realm What? Grunk would just do a realm Just do a realm Yeah, you can't mod a realm

No, that's what grunk would do, that's like what he would do Well, that's... Yeah, it would work great Yeah I don't know, I feel like that Minecraft server one day could come back maybe I feel it can too But we just need people that would play

It was very fun. I had a lot of fun memories on that server. Oh, really? Name one. Larry dying constantly to the wither. Okay, that never happened. Now, name all of the bad ones. All the bad what? Experiences. My house got blown up five times. I think all your reasons are because of faps tonight. It is because of faps tonight. Every single reason. Overhated. You know, I will say, I will say, though, I've been getting less mad at video games. So, yeah, I was playing over once last night and people were like, oh, dude, you're not so toxic anymore. And I'm like, yeah, because I'm, I'm, I will say, though, I will say, though, I'm I've learned.

And then someone pissed me off and I got mad. But I think it's like occasional. So you did? Didn't? No, I didn't grow. Okay, cool.

But I feel like it's situational. You should try some exposure therapy and show off that soft wheel of yours while you're playing the game. I'm sorry. Be a little bit pants off. Keep leaning back. A little more. What?

You should take your soft willy out. I said you should expose that soft willy out exposure therapy. and see what the liberation is like. Bro, the Jackson just texted and said, don't light any lighters or nothing. The dude said we are at maximum risk for an internal combustion incident.

Grunk, I'm going to give you a beat. You might have spent some fire, boy. Dude, you should probably open some windows. You know what that means? He can't go live.

He can't spark up. You can't. Spark. You can't spark up tonight, bro. No more for you, bro. That lap. Yeah,

yeah, get trolled dude and I heard yo goofy ass, just repeat it. Oh. Oh, you got trolled. The Gameburger trolls

start now. Yo, would you like your Gameburger with extra troll? Oh, yeah. Yes, please.

Yes, please. Yeah, I saw them shave their heads today as well. That was really cute. You guys, you guys love doing that. Jackson shaved and bleached his head.

Oh, he didn't bleached it. He doesn't know. Yeah, he looks like a nem. I'm scared to shave my head Exactly like Eminem I'm gonna do it

Dude just do it will he has to I'm going to shave my head I'm going to shave my head I'm going Jesus fucking Christ He looks just like he did back then When he did it the first time Dude it's your exact bedroom

Is that in your bedroom Is that in you? No it's not It basically does look the same though It does it really does Dude I'm gonna have a shaved head And I'm fat that's awesome It's gonna be a transformation

You can bring back the crinstocks bro Dude you're gonna be You're going to look at Clarence. That's going to be great. I can't wait. Who's the guy and Clarence the bald dude? Clarence. Summo.

Sumo. Sumo. Editor, photo, sumo. Oh my gosh. I've been laughing a lot and chuckling at the, um, you guys remember that video of Elon Musk on the red carpet.

Um, he's like doing all those poses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like doing the evil laugh. Yeah. Like that. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, He's like a sim character.

Yeah. It's been making me laugh so much, dude. He sucks. He sucks. Yes, dude. Yes. He's a meme.

He just gets so hype, bro. Dude, he's consumed by the memes. Dude, he is the meme lord. Inhale the memes, exhale, memes. Come on, dude.

I know. Sheesh. Am I right? Can I sheesh? I see. I'm eyes to my veins. Sheesh. Dude.

Sheesh. I'm my vein. Fucking shesh. That would be just wrong with me, dude. I would never do that. Yeah, I'm sick.

get a pet. This is so poop. I would never do that. That shit. Oh, this? Never trust me. I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that. Come on. Oh, she. You remember that arc? That era. Dude, I took off my headphones and it feels so weird when everyone's talking about things, but you're not a part of it. Like, what if you should take off your headphones while we're having a conversation? You just feel like, what the hell am I listening to right now? Can I go pee? I'll come back. I'll come back. I'll be completely out of it. Yeah, Larry fucking sucks. Oh, he. Well, he can hear it now. Is it just odd? Now I'm back. Oh, hey, what's up, man?

You got to start a conversation. I'll come back and try to chime in without any headphones. No. Oh, that's at the point. No, that's not the joke. The joke was that you feel like you're out of it. Oh, my God. You're absolutely all over the place in a mess.

Is that top open? No, it's close. In the carpet. What the hell? Oh, my God. Oh, don't do that. Yo, camera cut to me. Oh.

Oh, camera cut to me. So. Yo camera is. Larry, fuck you. Hold on. I have to open up the app. Reconnect. Yo, so what I was going to say before, and it was about the entire podcast, we were going to do a...

Wow. Is that Tanner? Yeah, that's... Oh, sorry. Oh, okay. Nice. Go! There we go. Go. Go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself. Hey, you're shitting yourself. You're shitting yourself. I was going to say that...

What was I going to say? Holy fuck. He's watching you. Oh, you didn't have to actually swap to me. I was just kind of like joking. But what I was going to say is that this podcast, I feel like we're going to do like more fun games. Like we can do challenges. Like if we have an open setup.

Like a table here like we normally had. You know, we're going to have like just fun stuff. I feel like, you know, we're going to actually have topics. We're going to try and bring on special guests. This season four has to be immaculate.

It's got to be a bang. We're fucking quitting. I want to fucking call on. It's got to be the best podcast season of all fucking time. If this fucking season doesn't fucking clap shit, what do we, We're sparking up. We're sparking up and we're hitting the slopes.

We're sparking up. Dude, I'm starting to do meth in this podcast. That could be a challenge. That'd be a funny-ass challenge. Bro, guess who's on meth? Hit the crack.

Oh, yo. Guess who's on hitting the crack type? We need to run this idea by the audience. I feel like they would like it. What? Who has the honey pack? So, okay. Can I be honest?

I have a question too, though. Yeah. What the fuck does a honey pack do? I'm actually not. Bingo. That's what I was going to say. I don't know what a honeypack does. Is it just.

Niagara. Does it make your penis hard? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Is that really all it does? Yeah. So I feel like it'd be funny as hell if we're just like three people are tending and one person's not. I'm already hard off life. Okay.

I'm hard right now. So then you're not getting the honey back, okay? We'll rig it. Hey, a boy like honey, huh? Right. Now what was it? We said one person takes. Oh no, it was three people take laxatives.

One person doesn't. Yeah. one person. You have to pretend like you have to take, go to the bathroom. Okay, one person takes Viagra, laxatives, a honey packet, and smokes meth. Peptobismal and smokes weed and meth.

We've got to guess who it is. What do they call it when they mix, when you mix weed and meth or something, isn't there word for that? Stupidity, I don't know. I don't think that's real. They call that long hauling, I think.

Long hauling? Long haul. It's called a long haul. Oh. Is that really? Dude, I'm playing with my cats like, loose skin right now. I'm just pulling it up and like playing with it. I want a clown.

That's all I want. I want like a clown where you hear all of his trinkets and he sits down and he goes, we could totally hire a clown for the podcast. Like every hour. Like a, oh, he stinks. Oh, can we get like a random trucker on the side of the road for the podcast? Yeah. We just talk about like some fun stories that he's had.

It's like, what's your biggest snack? hall you've ever had on like the longest road ever like what's your best lot lizard story right now yeah a whole fruit snack i wonder what his best go-to is wait video idea we become lot lizards for a day so we dressed up tanter can i be a trucker can you're like you trucker yeah someone's going to be the trucker and i'll be your sexy lot lizard we're creating a pornor man we became lot lizards for a day that would go bananas on the outside go. Wait, what is a lot lizard?

Lot lizard. Let me state it like this. Truckers, you know, there's a lot of road, not a lot of people. And sometimes, they get lonely. They get lonely and they need a human. And there's lots. There's gas stations where parker, like they can park.

And there's these people that have services and make you happy. And they're like, you know what? You can get some happy. this for 25 bucks. There be some hos in the lot. Hey. What the hell?

It's a profession. What the heck? Yeah. A lot lizard. It's, it's illegal in old 50, bro. No, uh. So why?

Then why is there so many of them? What the hell? Because the law is no fun. So I just like not wear headphones anymore? Grunk talk. Let me see if I can hear you from here. Hello? No, you definitely can.

Hello? Bring it on. Hello? Yeah. So anyway. But yeah, the bug from earlier, it flew straight at me. It was like, oh my God, that was from so long ago, Greg.

Don't remember that story, Greg. I don't remember that story, Greg. I put a pin in it. Well, are you still playing with your cats' loose skin? What? Yep. You missed a lot, by the way. Dude, I was peeing for 45 seconds.

Yeah, actually, okay, that was longer than 45 seconds. He just hopped off. I think that was like three minutes. I might have a three minute pee. I have a nervous cat. You know, in a perfect world drunk would be right in the middle of us. Hey, buddy. Do you a good.

On a holly grin. Oh. Oh, was this stomach moving weird? Oh, you can see my plant now. Oh! Is it just in the middle of your room? It is. Yeah.

Why is it in the middle of your room? No, that's cute. No, why not? It needed something. That's like Minecraft aesthetic right there. Yeah, I like that a lot. Just placed the plant in the middle. My room needed something.

I like it. Wait, Grunk, do you graduate next year or this year? Wait, no. In 2027, May. Next year. Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah. Okay.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. So our last year video was flying to Grunk for graduation. that'd be fired. Oh. It's genuinely the most sad video you've ever watched in your life. It's a montage.

Like the most bitter sweet. So we have one year to do everything we want before we're done. It's a lot of pressure. Eight months even. Eight months? Is it? Well, yeah, May was like two months ago.

For the final video, can it be like a montage of all of our like shenanigans and the song in the background? I was like, no, no, no. No. No. I want to be. I need someone important to take care of the graphics when I die because I don't want my

I don't want my slide show to look shitty and have like a watermark from fucking PowerPoint. Would you let me speak at your funeral? Yeah. What are you going to say? Big mistake, Buster. Big mistake. What are you going to say? The worst shit.

Huh? Like everything that you did that you don't know that we know about. Okay. I'll record with my meta glasses and I'll be talking and I'll say, but by the way, we need to pay for this, we need to pay for this entire funeral. so let's go on a gambling site and Wow You're gonna midroll with a fuckling

A fuckling Yeah I'll be like Larry this was for you all in on blackjack Oh shit we're down You hit and I get up from the casket Dude The slogan is like an upper During a downer because you can

Win when you're at a sad In a sad time Or you could double down on being down Wow You could be down emotionally and financially Are you going Oh Dude, that's not...

Did he just fart? Yeah, he did. Did he just actually fart? Yeah, he did, leaving. He said, audio listeners. He said, oh, shit. Audio listeners, he, he, he, he, he. He got up, he had a sword, and he sliced and diced.

There's going to be a lot of this, by the way. Like, how are you guys, like, people listening on audio? Because they drive or they work. Yeah, people listen on audio. Okay, so, ha, ha, ha, ha, these animals are so fucking funny. I think I'm going to merge. You know what? You know what?

Group merch should be one of those phone holders for your car so they could watch us while they're driving. No, it should be like one of those like a projector that hits a mirror

that plays it back in your face as you're driving. You can't even see the road. Let's just call everything merch let's literally sell like chopsticks. Let's just sell random shit. You know the like the speed the speedometer thing

that like shines on the windshield? Yes. The HUD? The overhead does. Yeah. Yes. And we get that for the group chat podcast and it plays it.

Oh. The group chat. Overhead. That's good. That's extremely. Yeah. No. I think I just had a breakthrough.

They should put a piece of paper in front of their window. Like, and so then the little projector. Oh, yeah, like a little screen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I like that. We sell it both. It's a magnet projector. Or it's a magnet screen. Yeah. With a projector of all of our reruns. Okay. So we should maybe,

since a lot of people drive and get into, like, car accidents, maybe we should, like, start up, like, a group, like, merch kit where they have, like, emergency. emergency. A group, uh, a group,

uh, jumper cables. You got jumper cables. Yeah. Maybe we do some group, uh, sense like those little trees. I love to do that.

I love to promote like that. Like, like, custom band-a- custom, custom, like, certified road safety.

Yeah. Yeah. And that. Or we can just offer a service where if anyone gets in a car accident, we're the first responders to come out. Oh my God. We live in Texas.

It could be like in, well, that's why this service is like a thousand dollars a month. That's it. it. Okay, $10,000 a month. Thank you. That's better. Because I'm, I do that. The drop of a pen, I have to go and find somebody. Think about it. If you buy one pressure washer for $100 and then you charge a million

for every car, what you do? Well, yeah. You do seven cars in a week. That's $7 million. You could retire. You sounded like me at seven years old. Wow. I was like, these lemons are low-key, a dollar each. What if I sell lemonade for $80? A cup. Yeah, billionaires. Who's buying this? Trillionaires. How do you market it?

There's only one. How do you get two through to the... Fuck. I actually did have a side hustle as a kid. What's that? I would take the bar test for people that wanted to be a lawyer. Like, went to Harvard, but they weren't that like smart. Really?

Yeah, so they would be like... When you were a kid? Yeah, when I was a little kid. They were like, hey, can you take this test for me? I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I would go into the facility and use their, like, ID and stuff, and I would use their names and everything. Isn't that illegal? No, no, no.

No, I mean... That's normal. I had friends who did that. I had friends who did that. The bar test, they'll take over the bar test, they'll take over the barter shit, and then they'll get the certificate and they get paid out for that. I had to do, my friend Oscar, I had to do training, like police training when the guys weren't physically fit. So me and Oscar would go in as them and then I would do the horse. You guys were way ahead of me.

I used to just do Overwatch accounts. Oh, you like, I would just rank up boosting Overwatch accounts. Your brain went one file back. It was like, oh, this is good enough. Good enough, whatever. Just fucking start talking. I'm just not as, I guess I'm not as impressive as you guys. No.

Well, listen. Young entrepreneurs here. Well, yeah. I mean, my friend, actually, he found one of the guys that is like, it's very similar to like Tanner's case. It's another Tanner. He brought him into work for a firm. It was really, really cool.

Your friend? Yeah. What did you do? Watch. His name's Harvey. Like a cuck? You said it, buddy. Ha ha ha.

God. Ah, yeah, yeah. Give me another one. Oscar's lucky to have him as a friend. Dude, Oscar's been dead for a minute. What? Is it because...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude. Ouch. Happens? But not really. Like... And that's why he faked the bar for people. He has a dark side.

But here's the thing. He had a shitty slideshow at his funeral home. Of hip? Of himself? Yeah. I don't know who made it. Oh my God. So this is why is this actual?

Is this real or is a bit? I know he'd be embarrassed. This is real. No. Yeah. He had, we were friends with Larry when he had to go to the funeral.

Yeah. Oscar? Yeah, dude, my friend Oscar. So they had, they had a drop box. Why are you laughing?

Why are you doing? They had a, he's being vulnerable. Fucker. They had a drop box link. He's being vulnerable. Dude, we've never heard about Oscar.

Dude, I heard about Oscar. You know, about people. All right. You didn't hear a lot about Umberto. You know about my childhood friend Umberto or Aldo? No, you don't know about those guys, bro. You don't. I know about Aldo. Oh, I might have told you about all those nuts. Okay. I'm sorry that they're jokes on two of my dead friends. Yeah,

no, I'm sorry, bro. Oh my God. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm so fucking sorry. Yeah. He had a really Bad Slashow too, dude. His was like, they had a Dropbox link that they sent out to the group chat, like everybody, and you were able to, like, post photos. I didn't get anything.

Well, you didn't know them. Oh, you said that you sent it to the group chat. Oh, you, though, this, I think this was pre-group chat. A different group chat. It's also used as a general, like, like, when you have a group of people in a message, you know, thing.

Oh. Yeah. I just called that a friend conglomerate. So, okay, so they sent it to like a friend conglomerate and they were like, send any photos you want, we'll put them up in the slideshow when we go to the funeral home, so all that kind of stuff. So, you know, I put nice photos. I put photos that I like, I was like, this is what, you know, and I show up to the place and the first photo that slides in is him drunk passed out at a party. Oh boy. And that's just like,

that's like the start of it, dude. Terrible. Terrible. And we didn't even get to the fucking graphics, dude you ever seen there's a brand there's a soda brand called mansanita sol what's that oh it's yeah yeah yeah it's a soda brand it's a little tomato one it's like it's apple it's an apple man sanita's apple yeah so yeah i'm sorry language is that spanish i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry this feels like larry getting revenge for us like figuring out when he lies and it's like now i don't know anymore anymore it's a big fucking lie he's learning how to fool us even harder it's real i've heard of those yeah yeah Bro, the soles real.

Okay, those can be real. Yeah, it doesn't mean the story's real. Like, he's been lying for 10 minutes. He's just been lying. Can I interject? You guys are being very disrespectful to Larry. Thank you. The font was what they used.

That's what I was trying to say. Watch a language. Bro, we've seen that. Disrespectful. We've seen that in discount tire. Dude, you need to get that out of your hand. Wait, why do I give that to you? You're just, you're going to abuse it even worse than I will.

No, no. No, Tanner's actually nice and polite. Tanner is a really good trigger finger. I'm chaotic neutral. Okay. It looks like a potato is. a potato. I'm starting a timer for a chaotic neutral. How long it takes until that thing starts flying off the radar off the walls. You got to switch on that thing? Boom. Done. What? Are you going to

spark that up? Oh, you're putting a nose on bub-da-n-n-n-n-um-me- Really? When are you shaving your head, bro? We could do it for the podcast. I'm waiting for my, my camera to get in here. Better idea. I'll go get my haircut stuff now. You have a camera. Okay. Grunk. Grunk. What did you say? You're a vlogger. Say that again. Okay. Look, I know. I know. what I am. I don't need a pep talk. What am I? I know I'm a vlogger, but like, you didn't understand. Like, I want to, I want to elevate. I don't want to just

be a vlogger, grunk. I want to have more purpose than just being watered down to a vlogger. Steve Jobs started in his garage. Because you know what, like, let's just be for real for a second. I remember me this. Like, you just don't want to box yourself as just being a content creator. I remember that, bro. He said that shit at Oscar's fucking funeral, bro. He literally said that shit. He was talking about not boxing himself. He knew him. It's just fucked up. You guys. He knew him. It's just fucked up. You guys are being fucked up.

Tell me a few things about Oscar. He had long hair. He actually inspired me to get long hair. He was about my height, but he was like one inch higher, so it was like five five. Yeah, this is really interesting. Oh, Nick. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, they grew up together, first of all. Second of all, mom and him were friends. You can't even keep a straight face.

I'm looking at you. Willie P.O.S. What the hell is your, you guys were the one interrupting him this entire time. Go ahead. Just keep describing him. Yeah, keep describing him. Are you okay? Are you comfortable with me describing him? Yeah. Go ahead.

You don't have to... What is that? That's Oscar. No way. He wore skinny jeans. I can't show that on camera. He wore skinny jeans. Yeah, he really did like to skate a lot.

And that's really bad. I didn't know him like that well, but... I can read Larry's thoughts. He's saying, oh my fucking God, they bought it. That was a picture of my brother. I can see his face right now. He's lying. All right, bro.

He's getting better. He's getting better. Larry, listen, this is either like, we can acknowledge that you're going. What is that date? What is the date? That's 2018. Yeah. 2018?

Yeah. We knew Larry in 2018, bro. On Discord. Well, yeah, but I'm sorry. Now I don't know if this is a real story or not.

Chewy put me in touch with you guys. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, pause. Chewy is the reason that Isaac

and me are even friends. Yes. And Larry. Oh, so high. No, Isaac. I knew Nick before that because we played on Webkins. Who's Oscar?

Oscar is my friend. Okay, me and Nick met up on Webkins a long time ago, right? We were friends. We were friends on Webkins for a long time. We did because we made a video. We did. You used to go live on Webkins on Twitch a long time ago. Are you guys sleeping Webkins?

What? Okay, so. You blew it. No, no, no, no, for real. So there was a time, there was the time when I had a friend named Darius. And Darius and I, we would go on stream Arm of 2 sometimes and Arm of 3. That was good. But sometimes I would stream ARMA.

I mean, Webkins. Yeah. So yeah. Well, Chu, Chui, would stream ARMA. Arma.

Yes, bro. I'm telling you. Arma. You guys are being mad, disrespectful. Like, I thought we were friends. But then I met out with Nick.

And Nick met all my friends because he, he came over here to Houston. So, you know what liars do? You want to hear a lie pattern that liars do? They add in unnecessary details. Like, you're asking me.

You're telling me. I didn't ask you what so they like. I'm telling you the fuck. That's what they used for the funeral home. What you're saying? The fa? The font. The fa!

Like, the fa? I think I've had enough of this disrespect, dude. I guess as a friend. I'm sorry, Oscar. The font. You know what? The font. I don't know.

I don't know anymore. I don't know anymore. Well, they used a really bad... Rest and Peace Oscar. Hey, Turner. Yeah, Res and Peace Oscar. He was a funny dude, and they had a really bad of font frame, and I felt bad. And I wish that I would have done the graphic design for it.

And they chose some really gnarly photos at his funeral home. Wait, really, were you there? No. Let's make up a fake guy too. Okay. Wow, why do you guys? What's over here? Keep going.

I'm trying to tell my story. You keep interrupting. I didn't interrupt. I didn't. How did you hear me? I thought these were like soundproof. Bro, they're BM right now. This is what happens when you just lie so much and you just don't know.

It's a boy who cried. It really is. I'm not the one complaining. But he's not crying on. I'm not crying Oscar. I'm just telling me all the story. And the fake story about the lie guy with a bunch of fake stuff.

How do Oscar even come up though? I want to go back to that. How did Oscar come up? We're talking about funeral homes. We're talking about how his slide show. He didn't want his slideshow to be shitty because Oscar had a bad one. If I were to die, I would not want,

like I need someone who. And so did the other one. Your other friend. Yes. So you got two friends that had bad slideshows and they used the sole drink font. Aldo. You're talking about Aldo.

Aldo. Yeah. They had bad slides shows and I don't want a bad slide shows. my fucking funeral. I feel like although. I don't pay bad photos of me. I feel like Aldo is real. For some weird reason.

He's real. I don't know if Fosker's real. What? Trying to get to the bottom of this, Grunk. This is like not good. This is one of two things is happening. Either he is coming up

with a new formula to lie or he's telling the truth and it's going to look really bad because he lies so much and none of us can believe it. He's just not breaking. Like he would have broken by now. This is like the into deep bit.

Okay. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. What do I gain from this? That's a new method to lie. That's a troll. What is the method? No, I got to dabble.

That's a good question, bro. Thank you. What is there to get? I should start doing that. What do I get on trolling? You're trolepong. You gain a new method to troll with. Dude, because we already cracked your old one.

Troll punk lives in Minecraft. I'm fucking Larry, bro. You punt. You point. But you associate with troll punk. Okay. Okay. That username, by the way, was inspired by you.

Yeah, bike pump. Oh, bike pump. Hey, Larry. You patched. What are you talking about? patched. What, like a patch update? Like a... Dude. I changed my Minecraft name. He did. What is it? He changed it last night. I'm no longer

hood vying. Oh, what are you now? Can we guess? I'm Grunk three. Grunk three. Okay. Yeah. That's nice. I'll take that. That's a good one. I like that a lot. Should I change my name now then? Yeah. I think I lost Larry. You lost Larry. You lost Larry Coff. You will never get that bad. Well, I never had Larry Croft. I had Larry Kraft. Larry Kraft is also... kind of lame. Kind of a lame name.

But yeah. Can we make up, what's, let's think of one right now. You should be Oscar to like commemorate him. Yeah. I could be Oscar, uh,

Oscar Aldo. Oscar Aldo 3. Forever. Forever. I like that. You know, that's the backstory behind my name. I was going to be grunk forever,

but then I typed grunk four and I was like, why? I tried that, but I was taken and then I was like three. Oh, yeah. That's fair. I'll do that.

I can do that. So what promise did you make in like 2018 when you made, uh, that username? Grunk's promise. I promise you Promise the world with love and peace Yeah

I promised to spread peace in love as much as I could I mean that's Yeah Yeah it looks like sunshod Yeah Yeah You look like you chop meat for living But the me is human

So can you like Tell us now The bit's over We're kind of like moving on past Oscar I'm just I really gotta know I think the people of the podcast are on the edge of their seats right now Yeah, they really got to know if this is a true story.

It is a true story. No, it's not. I'm telling you it's a true story. Why are you asking me? Why does it matter to you if it's true or not? But I'm telling you it's a true story. He's giggling too much. I don't like that giggle.

I'm laughing because you guys look like buffoons at your question. I'm going to ask my mom. Yeah, call a family member. Call a family member. She knew their parents. Like she knew like Oscar's parents. She knew all those. I used to host with this sister Halloween parties.

And I used to go and there's a scream picture of me. me with scream and I had listen listen this is real this is real I had the blood like it was like a heart and you pump it and it goes on the mask like it's blood and it's a real costume and I used to have that because although and I used to watch a lot of horror movies and that's how I got to the horror movie shit because it was sister can't be true how is how is it we're just hearing about these Larry you're you're making there's too many details you need to die if you dial back the details it becomes my friend although died he had a bad slice show the end like I don't What do you want to be like, well, yeah.

I mean, well, first of all, we went to this one camp where we had these peanut butter jelly sandwiches and they had the crust cut off. And that was actually cut in half as well with the carrots and the ranch. And the bag of Doritos that we had at camp, I forget it was called Camp Texas Frisco. I'm at Camp Texas Frisco and like the sandwiches that we kept on eating. It's like, it's painting the picture. Yeah. But I like that.

Yeah. It's like the number one telltale sign of someone telling the lie. Right. I think that they're projecting their insecurities on you, bro. Well, I mean, I think there's just like fearful. Hey T. To lie to. Listen.

Hey T. You're right, though. Isaac, you're right. Extra detail usually means lying a lot. We are in a podcast, however. And I wanted to paint the picture and tell the tell so that it's like, oh, okay, it's a whole story. You know, it's a whole thing. But it is true that most people who lie, they tell extra details.

They tell more than they need to because they're like trying to make sure everything's cleared and all. It's all making makes sense. The more details you give, the more you have to try and keep up with. Exactly. A lot of lies you have to keep up with. If you slip up, if I ask you what his favorite soda was. I don't know his favorite soda. What would I?

What? Okay. Every time I've seen him, he just grabs a drink. I don't know, dude. This was also like eight years ago. Yeah, what's your friend's favorite soda? What's your best friend's favorite soda? Sprite also.

Well, not Sprite. No. You already got it wrong. Dr. Pepper. I would tell you all the fucking time. I would get six case of Dr. Pepper and played GTA 5 when I was in also. This is why. With Aldo and Oscar, I bet you?

Yep, with Aldo and Oscar, but this is why. No, because they were, they played different game. I didn't play that shit. What's my favorite soda? Dude, Dude, yeah, Dr.

Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Diet Dr. Diet Dr. Coke. Diet Dr. Two for one. You're jumping on it.

The answer was Dr. Bob. drunk. What's Jackson's fair drink ever? Dr. Pepper. Oh, wow.

Y'all never guess mine. Fanta. Fuck, you did. That's a good choice. And this is why. I like Fanta? Is why.

Fanta and Mr. Pib. The friend. Mr. Pantta. dude. Mr. You all know the ship on Mr.

Pibb. The Pibmobile, dude. Dude, Mr. Pib is like that DLC like bullshit soda in Walmart that they're like

this isn't Coca-Cola it's Dr. Sam or like Diet mountain shouting Moush Okay, dokeys. Okay.

That's not real. Wait, say it again? I got to turn you up. Okay, don't you up. Okay, dokeys. Oh,

chilling in the crib. Dr. Bob. Eadokie dokeys. Oki-Dokies are the orios. Oh, here it comes. Old man Larry. Kit Kat. For viewers at home, we're wondering

Larry is hobbling over to his computer because he aged 30 years. He is turning up. I mean, honestly, Larry, podcast is about a hit an hour. We can just, like, edit my audio and post. Well, you're recording your own audio anyway, so just for us to listen to you.

Oh, okay, that means. We should loop like 10 minutes of your actual, like, voice and camera and see if people notice. Yeah. Yeah, Larry, I'm sorry, though, bro. Or not. Yeah, it's cool. It's all right. I mean, I try to start the movie. I get it.

I mean, you guys, you guys are right. Like, it's a boy to cried wolf. If I tell the story and it sounds too suspicious and it's, I mean, I think it's right for y'all to like look into it and be like, dude. Okay, good, because it looks like it's still going. Yeah, you're getting back into it. I just don't believe you. I just don't believe you.

I just don't believe you. Like, that's the thing. That's fine. Is it? Because what point is there trying to convince you? Yeah, can we just drop it? I feel like we should. I don't think they're ever going to believe you.

Because regardless, I mean, like, I'll still tell stories. I'll still mention shit. We talk about childhood stuff and all that kind of stuff. What was Oscar's last name? I actually don't know. I'll be real with you. I actually have no idea. I don't know a lot of my friends like last names.

Very convenient. Like in high school, I know all of my friends last name. Yes, I know every single name last name. No, I don't know. I can name every person I met in high school's last name. You guys got to remember this is 2018, bro. Like he did.

I also peak of when we should be knowing the last names because we're all I want to take a guess, but I'm, I'm taking the net. Like, there's one last name I do remember from a friend and she actually visited me for my birthday.

But I'm not going to say that a lot because I don't want like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Text it to me. I can list off my entire graduating classes names, all of them.

That's insane. It's because you live from a small town. Yeah, my graduating class was 36. Yes. There you go. It makes it so, dude,

compared to like almost a thousand. Hello? I had the 400 kids in my school total. Yeah, I was homeschooled. I can name everyone. that's yeah

that's the thanks huh I eat soda I drink pizza yeah I remember hers by the way

because my contact is for her bro I think we should just drop it bro that's fine we believe you

bro so yeah yeah I don't I think you guys I think you do need you do owe him an apology

because you guys loki be coming off hot little disrespectful and hot wait Isaac what did he text yeah

you just made that no he didn't I can't show because of the fucking camera, but it is a real... I'm telling you. Did he actually say I'm low-key bullshit in right now? Yeah, he did. He texted that to me. I did not say that.

What? All right, Nick, go ahead. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And Willie can't keep it together. You'd never act like this. Dude, I'm just trying to be respectful of him, bro.

You guys are, like, talking about his friend who'd, like, died. Oh, my God. That's literally what it was. That was all it was. It was about I didn't want to have that fucking shit done to me. But why would you bring you like, Larry, I genuinely, if this ends and you are dead ass serious, first of all, I'm going to apologize. But second of all, we're going to have to have a sit down conversation about the amount of fucking lies you tell. Let me just fucking tell my story.

Dude, I can't take you seriously. Why do you like if it's such like, what's the bother? The bother is that I can't tell the legitimacy of the story you're telling and I can't tell if there's a punchline. If I missed it, if anything you're talking about is real. I, all I wanted to say. We're titling this Larry's most elaborate lie. Dude, this is not a lie. What,

like he asked it before, what would he gain from lying about this? I wanted to say, literally all that all we can take away from this is that, just don't fucking make a bad slideshow in my funeral. That's literally it. I'll literally go all out, bro.

That's a lot. I don't know. I'll get a subscription to Canva for you. Thank you. No, I don't do it. I keep on phone. We'll make sure your slideshow is the greatest thing ever.

That's literally all I'm going to say. We could have. We could have. move we could have so many conversations about everything else we'll have a drone like show in the sky and it'll like form to the shape that's not what i'm seeing now you're making it a joke yeah now you're making it a joke see it's now you're out because i didn't ask for it's yeah janer you know better than a joke about his slideshow at a funeral and we're not going to be we're going to take that so serious and not make it funny see like my meta and like gambling on the mobile thing

was kind of like in the moment tasteful you guys just making fun of him now taste taste okay well i was Well, yeah, because he made a joke about it. He's like, I'm a lean up and I'm going to press hit or something. Like get an artist. Usually like the good ones are from Germany. So if you can fly out somebody from Germany to do. The good artists. Yeah.

Are from Germany. Yes. And here we go. There's a school. There's a school. Put your phone away. Everybody knows. You pull your phone out like four times just to prove you right.

They are clearly not believing you. Good artists are from Germany. You know, you know about that one art school in Germany where all the good artists go. I do. Oh, duh. Are you talking about the actual painters? you're talking about musicians. No, no, no, it's like graphics. It's actually what Steve Jobs was inspired by. Larry. I'm going to show you. Graphic wise? Well, what? Hold on. Damn bro.

I can't believe it. Yo, Tanner, you remember my friend? Um, my God, now you're making fun of it. In Bauhaus minimalism. Yes. In German school, right? Bowhouse. Bow house. Yeah, Bauhaus. Oh, I've heard of that. actually. Yes, yes, yes. Ball house?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ballhouse. What is Bauhaus?

Bowhouse. Yeah, I've heard of a show. German art and design school founded by Walter Gropius.

Yo, you just keep on gropius. Yo, you keep on dicking on all of us by mentioning that's going to have nothing to do

with the artist that you're flying in to make an asset for your slideshow at a funeral. Walter Gropius? He was inspired. I,

I think O'Leary just knows stuff. I don't know what does I have to do with an artist that comes out? Because he said that he wanted an artist. That was from there. You want us to get a German artist from Hot Pot, Germany school, an art to come over and make assets for your funeral slideshow. We're talking about the death of my life. And you're not willing to do that.

You're saying it like it's the most obscured thing that you can never do. Death of my life. Just the death of my life. So now I know that if I have a specific. specific ask, you won't do it. Because it'll be two out there. If it's two, 53 fucking minutes to explain

this really specific ask. Yes, but you do. Larry, I can tell by your demeanor. It's by your demeanor. You guys, you guys challenged him on the whole

just don't let me have a shitty slideshow. The whole thing. We're honing his art of lying. No, I was like, I was chilling. I was like, oh yeah,

no, no shitty slideshow for you. Yeah. And no shitty photos. And then he brought it back up. You guys keep on challenging. We did nothing. Like,

we did nothing. You started talking about the, You brought up Oscar and Aldo because he was giving context. Context matters on a podcast where there's listeners that want to understand. Nick, it's been 45 minutes of contacts, bro. Because you guys don't believe.

It's like, what's his last name? Text me. Yes. You know, show proof. Like, you guys are the ones who keep in requiring. He didn't even know. I felt he's lying.

I feel like this is the bit. Oh, he broke. Oh, look, he broke again. Wait, what do you mean that you knew each other from what? Like, you guys are the ones inquiring, bro. Yes. Can you blame me? And seen.

I'm pretty sure if you go on Twitch clips, you can find him streaming Webkins, like old, old clips. Okay, I don't believe that one for a second. No, that's real. That's real. I think it actually, it might be true, but you guys didn't start fucking, you guys didn't meet on Webkins and stream together. Yes, we did.

I chat in his fucking chat. I have a video. He had like three views. I swear to God. I also have a video of Larry and me. There's a, there's a cinema maker in Webkins where we are trying to find ways of making some stupid video. I remember we kept on getting set.

Remember we kept on getting censored. That is true. That is true. But that also does not really help. That is like you just address the tiniest detail. I'm looking up softly, Webkins allegations. Allegations. What the fuck?

At the end of it? What's the allegations of Webkins. You guys are just three weirdos, three musketeer weirdos who don't believe him. Who's three? Maybe two. I'm now a bystander. I don't know. What are happens?

Okay. You can't just back out. Oh, I don't know, man. You're lying. We can move on passes with just that I don't want to die looking. like a fool, right? Just don't do bad photos. Don't do bad graphic design. And that's that. Okay. This is going to fucking

traumatize me if you're telling the truth. I'm just letting you know. So now's your chance. If you want to do it in front of the cameras. I feel like it traumatize you if you're wait. What are you talking about? If you told what if you're telling a lie though, would that, would that relieve you or that would be more? No, it wouldn't scare me even. Why? Because I believe it's a lie. Why? Why? Because the amount of stories that you've told that are made up of

the biggest green beans. Okay. If it's that, if it's like that, name a story that was so like, oh my God. And it wasn't just obvious off the rip. Wasn't obvious off the rip? Obsession. Because I, because I fucking, I mean, I break because it's funny. I break because I'm like, yeah, okay, that was like, you want you don't break unless we catch you. No, I break because it's stupid.

Sometimes I don't even make the joke because I'm laughing. Sometimes they're like, they're really, really funny. I don't know. I don't know a single Larry bit that has gone this far. No, I haven't either. That's why I'm telling you now. I will be extremely, I'll be I swear to God, traumatized to fuck

if this ends and you're telling me, and you tell me it's real. Like, I'm gonna get everyone in your context list, I'm gonna call them personally and say, hey, listen, there's something going up on Friday? I just wanna let you know. I am so sorry. I just showed you a photo of him.

I can't see, I didn't see a picture of Oscar. He saw a photo. He was shirtless and he was wearing skinny jeans. Dude, I'm freaking out. He had long hair. I'm freaking out also. Grunk, if this is, this is a turn of it.

There was a contact. I have a phone. There was a contact. You didn't see it, Greg. I'm sorry. This is delving into lunacy, dude. I'm just letting you know if that's the truth. I'm going to feel, I'm going to feel wrong.

I think you guys just owe an apology and we can move on. Yeah. I mean, we probably missed a lot of conversations already. So it's like, I don't even know. Like this podcast is just turned into point fingers at me and fucking shit on me. It's like a game. You sprayed at me, dude. You sprayed at me.

I did because I took it away from him. That's how, I can't tell. It's pissed me off. You're just bullying me this whole podcast. It's all it is. I am not. Why are you bullying me?

Yes. And then you're breaking the fucking set. Breaking the whole set. I can't even like legit. There's a lot of work put into all this. And we rent and you're scratching up the walls. We do. You got to relax.

Yeah. Hey. Who's on the news? Yeah. I see the blue mark too. Yep. you got to tell me dude

oh my fucking god all right what do you want like cross your heart and I stick a needle in my eye in your eye what

cross the heart thumb up your ass take a needle hey if you're lying thumb up your ass for eternity for eternity for eternity

shake on it if you're lying if you're lying your hand's already there if you're lying if he was lying thumb up his ass for eternity

that is really really bad wait okay guys guys Guys, there's a end-all-be-all to all of this. One question that can be asked. Please, tell me. Ask.

If you ask that one thing, that's kind of fucked up. It only works on me if it is. It's kind of fucked up. I have a feeling you're going to ask, and that's kind of disrespectful to ask it, but go ahead. But if it's real. If it's real to be disrespectful. But I think it's like we need clarity and closure at this point.

Hey, Larry, he's going to ask, would you put it on mom? You want to put it on my mother. You want to put the story of my friends that died on my mother's life. Put it on your mother's life. Oscar and all this. Put it on your mother's life. You want me to put it on my mother's life. Put it on your mother's life.

Are you dead ass? Put it on your mother's life. Are you dead ass? Put it on your mom's life. That's so me. I know it's me because you won't do it. You know why? I'll trust you so much more if you if if if you do this.

So you don't trust me now? I do. I do. But in the specific instance, I don't know if I can trust much more. And the fact that you're not doing it, if it was nothing but the truth and only the truth. It's just like,

dude. I just like God. You just told you. That you would have said on moms. You're eating, bro. You're eating, man. You would have said on moms. You guys are being fucking disrespectful.

See your mom. Put it on your mother's life. Jesus fucking Christ. On your fathers. On your sister or uncle. I don't care. Anyone's life. Put it on someone's life.

Do you know how this sounds? What? I'm saying. Put it on someone's life. Do you know how the sounds? Put it on someone's life. Welcome to a aggressive interrogation. If you told the story, you're going to make me shake.

I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. If you told a. fucking story about a family member that passed away or a friend that passed away and I tell you Cap, put it on somebody. Yeah, and that's after they're silly string. Yes.

After I show you enough. I would say, I would say on mom because it's a serious copy. That's serious. That's crazy. Why she? It's the questioning. It's the asking. It's the prodding. It's the boy cried wolf. This is like psychological torment, bro. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up actually.

Comment down below. Is Larry lying or not? it's not even the audience members decide Larry's my favorite member of the group and therefore I believe him anyway Thanks dude Damn there goes all four other guys The fuck?

Yeah well that's what the comments would say Thanks The comments also lit and Why but okay For me you won't clear it up and say on your mom or not Dude I'm just Why are you questioning me like this Larry if I ask you

Especially from you Grunk Especially from you That's kind of crazy that is from you like that though low key. Like, you're a mystery, like,

open mind is. Don't listen, don't listen to the guilty pleasure coming from. There's two of them. What Soffley would do is he would also join in on Larry's lie and he would always

be looking at all of us. That's where it is right there. Come on. Give me some. That's where it is. The fact is, I knew about Oscar. I didn't know about Oscar.

Yes, I didn't. I didn't know about them. No. Okay. Say on your mother. You may on your mother. Put it on your father. And your mother.

I just said on mom. On dad. On dad. Wow. You met them in 2018. That's bad. He's off. He said he met them in 28.

You're going to have to go. You're going to drive home in silence. I need to believe you. I need to believe you. I need to believe you. I need to believe you. Because it shows my like school and everything like that. But why won't he do it?

This is, do you see that? Okay, this is a weird photo, by the way, because they were getting his haircut in the middle of the school. There's no rules on this podcast, right?

I'm getting on. No, there's no rule. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Yeah, there's no rules. Take off your goggles, too. Right there.

All right. Forget these two guys. Okay. There he is. Right there. That's him. Long hair. He's about my height.

I was going to say, he's really fucking built. I told you about him because I said I have a friend named Oscar. He was really, really built. But he's like my height

so he looks a little, you know, remember? Hope his Instagram. I don't have his Instagram. I don't have their contacts anymore. This is eight years ago. I have,

I have people from like when I got my first phone ever. Good for you. Wait, you said you don't have their contacts anymore, but you have a contact of Oscar.

I don't have their Instagram. Give me some skin boy. I just showed you his contact. I don't have his Instagram. Oh. That's crazy. Ask him.

I just fucking showed you. I just fucking showed you. I'm not saying anything. I'm watching you. I'm watching your body language. I've sat here his entire way. Wait, open yourself up. Because you have nothing to hide.

No, I'm fat and ugly. No, you're not. Pookie. Damn, dude. And I'm also probably sweating. Do I have armpits sweat? Yeah. No way.

It's a tense conversation. I can't blame me. I saw it from here, bro. Did you actually? You know what that means? A viewer's going to see that. Oh, shit. Yeah, I saw it from the screen. Listen, viewers, this is like an internal, like an internal conflict that we're having.

Dude, I saw a lot of old photos of me right now. Like, fire. Oh, moly. There's one of me with like a fucking like money machine. That's you? Holy molly. Wow. That's sweet.

That's sweet. No, I'm, they're a. My sister. I made that. My brother's just moved, by the way. That was really cool. There was a bug. You're good.

All right. Well, rest in peace, Oscar, although. Appreciate that. Yeah. So, I don't know. I guess that's conclusion, like,

don't, the German thing, you don't have to do that, obviously. Like, I don't even know. I don't even know if you have any

context from German and I'll figure that out. I'll easily. I mean, if you can't. Easily, I can remember what episode.

If you pass only tomorrow, give me a week and it's done. Which, heaven forbid. How would I, yeah, I'm just telling you're in good hands

if you do. Larry would like decompose and have like maggots eating him and shit. Why? Yeah. A week? A week? Give me a week. Yeah. You know, so it happened a day after. They happen pretty soon. Do they happen like a week after?

You go to the morgan, they preserve the body. Yeah, they preserve it. Yeah, they gotta pet me up. Oh, that's another thing too. Don't make me wear something stupid. Can we, uh, does me weird. Can we like stuff you? Or a haircut. Can we stuff you and you're just like this in a corner? Hey, yo. Oh, dude.

Stuff you. Or like, you're sitting like this. Ayo. Stuff you? Can I get an AO? Okay. Can we get an AO train? What's the word for that?

Hold on. Make it like an attraction. Like you get to stand next to me and like act like we're still having. Like a wax figure. How about this? Yeah, like a wax figure. Like take a picture with Larry. In the funeral home, there's a wax figure of me that looks alive.

You can take a photo as if like, look, I was with him in this final moments. You were not. Right. Like you're like right. Like you were not with me in final moments. Like I probably died in a hole or something. Like I got kidnapped. by like mafia or some shit.

No, no, we'll be with you. What is that called? Taxidermy. Taxidermy. That's what, yeah. Yeah. Dude,

my dad's house, he has like these deer skulls that my brother makes. And it looks fucking creepy. Yeah. Yo, they're fucked up on this. I think they still owe you an apology,

by the way. I don't care for an apology. I really don't. I just care for me to tell stories. See, that's exactly what he would do. He would bring it back up. He would bring it back up after we've moved on and we're about it.

You're not just watch what you did. You prompted me. You're like, fucking like, like off to the side. Oh really? I prompted you. This is you. I don't know what you were prompting me for. Nothing. I was just doing that because he's cool and I do it sometimes. I feel like I'm getting gaslighted by everybody in this entire call right now. See? And now I don't feel the walls about to fall over. The morale's done. I'm feeling like we're in a warehouse. Welcome

back to the group chat podcast episode one. Yeah, we're just starting now. Thank you guys. Yeah, thank you everyone. As you can see we're in a new set here. Grunk's also in a new house right are how was that good hot hot move very hot yeah so is that water now come on yeah you're right you're right i just remembered did you get a haircut i like it yeah bro it shaved bald now shave clean balled i was gonna 360 this bit's going too far i'm so confused i'm sorry no that that bit i just wanted to okay i was my fucking head's gonna explode yeah but the new podcast is here and um With Mordicum. Yes.

With Mordecai. Yeah. And Mordecai. Yeah. And it's been a bit to set up this. I'm not going to lie. You guys can't really see a lot of the behind the scenes right now. There's a lot of cables everywhere.

But there was email sent a while back when I asked about ideas and sort of visual things and whatnot. I got some few cool emails. But you guys can see the set now. You guys can see what's going on. We were going to order more stuff for this place in this room. So if you guys have any ideas or suggestions Not that we're a bunch of lazy bums

But I mean, I don't know If you have like an idea It's always good to get feedback Hey, you can even be like, you know what Larry I have an idea? You gotta pay me and I'm like, dang it And then I'll talk with these guys and be like Alright, should we pay them?

It might be a good idea, I don't know Wow It's like yeah Dude, that's a gamble What if it's a shit idea? Well, that's the thing, right? And then it's also a thing of like Do I even want to hear this idea from them?

Right? People have said pay me? No. I'm giving them a lot of ammunition right now. They can do a lot now. Just pay them and exposure bucks like every other YouTuber. Yeah, I really should. Put them in the description.

But I don't want to be like other YouTubers. Oh, you're like different. Yeah, that makes sense. You're different. You guys can relax. Like you guys, I just notice you guys are like tense. I know. Isn't that really,

this is that really fucking suck? Yeah, doesn't it suck? See, okay. Willie, you are bringing it up. You're dragging it now. Because your vibes are just weird. It's like Larry that's. that's Larry that's just talking now.

I thought we're about to conclude this podcast. I thought he was ready to conclude. I'm concluding it right now. And we conclude thinking we're making fun of like dead friends. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, apparently Tanner and I have made fun of someone who legitimately passed away or maybe not. We're going to find out about 45 seconds after that ends. But thank you for joining us on season four episode one of the woohoo.

Make sure you be using code group for 10% off your gamers subs purchases. Double cups are back and so is lean. So there's really no. There's no need not to. I mean, yes. Thank you for watching. We can't brofist.

We cannot brofist any. Well, actually, no, we can. We can go up to the camera. I'm choosing this one I'm looking at right now. I'm going to this one here. All right, so we're not closing it out. Okay, so. I'm so sorry.

Are you stopping your recording, Larry? I have my fingers crossed, Larry. I put that shit on mom's dad. I need a transcriber. He fucking lied. Yeah, he lied. They both lie the entire time is what happened. Larry,

I am never going to believe you anything you say ever again. I hope you know you just dug yourself 9 feet deeper than where you want to be. Okay. Are you recording still? Everyone's going to think you're going to be fucking recording still.

Dude, you motherfucker. You're such a fuck. You hear me? You're the worst fuck. I knew when you didn't put it on mom, bro. Yeah. You said on mom. That's so disrespectful.

Put it on mom.