The Group Chat - #168 - Answering 3,149 Questions

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

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Eight. Last episode of 160. 160 what? Well, 167. Savan. We've been on the 160s for, I don't even know freaking how long. Yeah, it's like the far away. I think we missed like two episodes of the 60s and we just kept going.

The 160s have been really true. Didn't we have like a 0.5? Yeah, it was like 20 minutes. Like two years ago. Oh. Are you talking about? did it was like two minutes or five minutes before which con or something it was like 130.5 or something just Isaac and nick wait who was it that was a good time i have a burt building up by the way oh my god

okay let it out my god dude this is the gassy podcast episode one yeah i'd woke it up today and i had laid down and i accidentally but i moved you out of the way because i had to lay down because my stomach was hurting yeah i was sitting right here and he's like nick can you move i'm like what i need to I'm sorry, my stomach was hurting. I'm so gassy. Yeah, I was really gassy. My stomach was hurting inside to lay down. There's a disease. There's a thing happening right, fucking now. There's a parasite.

Right now, live. I don't buy it. I will never buy that shit. It's explosive diarrhea. It comes straight out of Taco Bell. Taco Bell did it. Well, allegedly. Allegedly. The companies, the governments are looking into it allegedly. I get, I mean, I get explosive, but I don't eat Taco Bell.

That's like normal. Yeah. That's like why people eat Taco Bell. That's not why, come on No, that is why Because like it feels good You love it Yeah, fucking sit You just get petal bismal or something

Do you know what I wish I could get a Taco Bell What? Lean Oh, come on Oh, Oh, come on You are the best Also, we haven't even acknowledged

the new set Yeah, I was waiting for that You guys Why did you come in? Huh? I'm trying, my mic keeps on going limp I don't know why

My mic's limits you, I'm holding it. Oh my God, everything's going to I had to repair my mic my mic stand before this podcast I actually took out my toolkit and screwed it in. So it doesn't... Dan, look at you.

You're like Willie. Taking out your TV and fix me. What's your hard hat? Sorry. Sometimes you just got to do things you don't want to do. You really do, bro. You really do. Dude, you know what?

I realized today, or I had a serious, not serious. I was just like pointed out to my roommates that guys, if we don't like lock in and get the stuff done that we want done for the house, like, you know, get a nice side table, decorate the living room. Like if we don't do it now, it'll never have. Yeah, it'll stay put. It'll never happen. That's happened here for... That's like something I've realized with living in a house with roommates.

It's like, if you don't take the initiative, as soon as you move in, it's actually, it's cooked forever. We had a plastic table for four years straight until we got a new one. Yeah. We didn't even buy it. Just showed up pretty much. It's just the case, I guess. It's just the case. It's just living on boxes and shit, right? Or out of boxes. I hate that feeling when you just freshly move and you're still in your boxes. I also don't have a dresser, so I keep all my clothes and a basket. You might have here for two years.

Yeah. I just keep my actual nomad. Yeah. Like, you know, I'm just always on the grid. You're ready to move. You're ready to leave whenever. The closet doesn't even work because there's no hangers in there. You buy those.

You got to get hangers. What are you talking about? I call it keeping no hangers. I can't use it. I'm not going to buy hangers. All right. Oh my God. I found it a Willie vlog idea.

We're going to go and buy you hangers. No, dude. We're going to. We're going to outfit your room. We're going to, hold. You don't want to outfit your room? Oh, shit. Sorry, dude.

I'm so sorry. Take a lap. Take a lap. It's getting bad. You could get up. Is that why you said hold up? Yeah. You can't like click with burp under your breath.

You just got to make a whole spectacle. Yeah. Hold up. Everyone stop talking. Anybody stop doing it. Right to the microphone. You can't hold shit in ever. You can't do it quietly.

No. He's got a belching. You're right. You need like a hankerships of burp bed. Yeah, I do. Or it's underneath my stripping. You know, you know what he does. a fart and then he just farts right next to me and he's like oh it's like a brick falls out of his

pants you know what i think i think larry just can't be discreet i feel like no matter what it's gonna and like one thing my mom told me is there to hold it in she's like never but that doesn't mean let it out whenever you can and also call attention to it everyone's attention okay no it's fun though it's very charming no you guys are right you guys are right because i'll be in a public setting and you know bad habits happen and I have a bad habit of just letting it loose and I'm like shit I'm in a public setting like these people don't know me

like at sushi place yeah it's sushi warrior I don't want to talk about that I've been there a few times now since then and I haven't seen her since she quit she quit because of you shut up shut up she was like oh my oh my god and her two weeks were in that day I heard I heard she quit oh no it was all over the news

I'd quit too if I walked into your fucking stench of a mud paddy in your pants Yeah, and then you tipped her zero dollars. Oh, let's talk about something. Last night, we were sitting in this fucking room and we were like looking through all these questions and these two right here, Tanner and Nick, started going on and on about,

because your feed, your Instagram feed is all farts and poops. Okay, you can't just say that. It sounds weird. No, it is. That's what it is. Instagram feet. Yes. Oh, feed.

Feed. Feed. Let me make it clear. Feed. Not feet. Not feet. It's just, it is really just terrible. It's all poop, fart.

And. It got these two riled up around poop and fart. And then you guys started to like riff really hard. That's literally all we talk about. You ever really? Yes. Yeah. I don't know why we do.

It's genuinely it. Called the poop crap. Because of these two. Hey, it was funny. It made you laugh. It made you break here. You were reminding your business.

You were just doing shit. Yeah, I was pretty serious. So I get locked in and I start to get quiet and like I'm just like zoned in. Like I don't make any jokes. But I heard one of their jokes and it was so loud. And I freak. I can't even remember it, but it broke me out of my like, zen. I don't know.

It was the hardest laugh I've ever had in a while. It broke you so hard. You were laughing 45 seconds after the shit was done for. After we were done laughing, you just kept going. It gets on like that little. Yeah. So after, Willie, you say the joke. I want you to say it.

You were laying on the couch. And I think you were like farting or something. We were talking about farts. You were going back and forth. And I said, don't flush. I'm bringing chips. That's what got laughing.

I said. All I said was, Don't flush. I'm bringing chips. Yeah. That got yesterday, Larry, pretty well. But it was, there was a delay. I see Larry turn around and start the silent laugh.

I've never heard of that ever. I've never heard of that. I don't get it. Don't flush. I'm bringing chips. Chips like tortilla chips? Like chips and dip. Yeah, like chis and dip.

Like they're going to eat it with the chips. Like it's like they're so. Like a Tom Per. type situation. Yeah. Like they're so depraved that they'll enjoy it with some chips. Yeah, I get it now.

There's also, this one's pretty niche is don't flush the wrong pile. All that'll be left is a pile of clothes. And that means, it means you are the piece of shit and then you'll disappear and the clothes will be like that. That one's niche.

That's so long. Like that person would leave by then they'll slap you. Oh, man. Are those, like, things that your dad taught you? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. A lot of dad jokes in me.

Dads have idioms up the sleeve. Dude, just my mom with the idioms. Your mom has things. She grew up in, like, a rural area. So it's like any rural type business, bro. Could you call your mom right now and ask for an idiom and she'd give one? Or text. Probably.

Do you know any off the dome? Think of some. Bro, I triple dog dare you. Yeah, triple dog. If it was a snake, it would have bitch you. That's a classic. That's a good one. What does that one mean?

It's a classic. Yeah. What does that mean? It's like when you're looking for something and it's right in front of you. Oh, okay. Sorry. You fucking larp. You fake?

What the hell? You were like, no, because he goes, oh yeah, that's a classic. Yeah, what does that mean?

Okay. To be fair, I think I did the same thing. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah. I was like, oh, wow, yeah, that's a good one. What is that? Sorry.

Sorry. Sometimes, sometimes they're like really, they go, like, Your brainpower sometimes. I like your hat. Thank you.

Other times it's like the straw that broke the camel's back. It's like, oh, okay. You know, it's like, is that an idiom or is that like a saying? Is that an idiom or not an idiot? Oh, I hate this hat. It's a saying. You can take it off, man. No one's forcing you to wear that.

I feel like it's a good advertisement. Dude, show off the table, boy. Who just burnt? Oh, my God. That was not me. You should turn those around, by the way. We can only see the labels. Yeah, I was looking at them.

You see the labels because of all the ingredients are awesome for you in it. So everyone pay attention. Yeah. Can you guys read that or read what? The back of the nutrition. I'm asking the audience of fans at home if they can read it. Yeah, I can totally read that. Last night we tried CB for the first time.

What's CB? Dick and butt. You walked right into that one. Come on, boy. Come on, boy. Come on, God. Did I actually get you with that? You did?

Oh, my God. He's trying to downplayed. That was the clip. Oh, my God. I'll be so real. I almost fell for it because I thought you made cannabis. I was about a CBD. Like CBD.

Chicken butt dick. Chicken butt dick. Yeah. Chicken butt dick. That's good. Cedbd. Come on. No,

no. I, I quit farm dick guys. I'll be honest. No, but for real, we did actually start editing our hair dive video and it and we're editing it. And it's literally just like 60 TikToks back to back to back to back.

It's crazy. It's like the way we're cutting it. It's so like, do, do, Yeah, holy shit, dude. Is it exciting for you guys to come together and make some shit like that? And build a better video?

And build a better video. Yes. I'm excited because we're going to upload that and we think that'll do pretty good and people will like it. And then we're going to do game. We're going to record gaming soon, which I'll figure out what game to record. The Game Burger's on the up invest now 100K by end of the year. Who knows? 100K.

Yeah. 100K by EOY. 100K by EOY. But who's... I don't think you ever made that announcement. You never really talked about it. Yeah, I know. I've tweeted something, but

Is that your goal? I never like, yeah, our goal is 100K by 2027. I think. It's an ambitious goal, but I think we could do it. If we upload,

my God, we are in 2026. Ambitious is 100 mil. Holy fuck. 100 mil by end of the year. That's ambitious. No, that's outlandish.

That's not ambitious. Go subscribe to Game Burger. Go ahead. That's a new content group that I'm a part of with my, with my roommates. and friends here.

I thought I were going to say with my real friends. My roommates are real friends. With my real friends, my real friends I have. Yeah. And that doesn't mean I'm leaving the group. It just means I'm a part of two groups now. Are you sure that's what that means? I'm just a content hog.

Are you sure that's what that means? You sure you're not leaving us? What if I left the group right now? I just walked out of here, this podcast, everything. Let's just make a group called the beef burgers. Damn. Damn. He's still talking about it.

No one gave a fuck. Also, another little drop of self-promo tonight while you're watching this should be the finale of our first ever Smashburger. We're all trying to see who can beat Minecraft the fastest. Who can be the best Minecraft speedrunner to the finale. I'm going to say to you. I'm going to say Jackson. I'm actually going to say Jackson. Jackson's competitive. I'm the only one with the PB right now.

Oh, let it be known. With the peanut butter. Peanut butter? Peanut butter. Yeah. Peanut butter. I'm the only one with the peanut butter. Yo. Did you hear about the PB? There we go. No, I haven't.

What is that? Dude, I thought you just put your fucking hand in your pants. You heard of Peebee. That's gross, man. I don't know. I'm just putting in a seat. Follow through. Follow through.

Yeah, go ahead. Chicken butt. No. No. I'm going to go pee. What the hell? Oh, you're going to go pee. B.

Well, now it's at home. He had two and a half hours to do that. I want to make an apology for the last episode because, I had a plug-in that automated the auto-cutting and all that kind of stuff, and I was a little bit behind schedule. And there was times where Grunk would show off something or were we asking for something, and it would turn away from him because it was audio base. So we would talk. And then it'll, yeah. So we're new.

We're new to the soul. I apologize on. I saw a bunch of comments. I want to see Grunk's plant. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we can ask. We can show us again.

How funny. How funny would it be? It just happens again. The same thing happens again. Did he have a name for his plant? Oh, what was it? Fuck. Michael.

Are we bad if we don't remember? Fuck, dude. You got to figure out. Because I said mine was dude. Yeah, we're fake friends where we don't do it. It wasn't dude. Mine was, oh yeah,

yes, it was. Didn't he say it was like it was like, it was something funny. It was like a normal ass name for a plant. John. You don't name a, who names a plant?

Oh, I do. I would name a plant. They're living face. Bro, why do we know, there's so many different things. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name?

We never named him. We came back there. We never named them. That's also a fake plan. That's a fake plan. That's a real plan. You guys don't see. I come up and I water it.

If you turn around, there's mold probably on the carpet because I keep watering. Yeah, dude, this feels like leather and like fabric. He's so good taking care of them that they stay for it. I say we just ask him. I say we ask him.

I'm going to say like how, I'm going to say random. I'm like, how is. I'm going to place a parlay that it starts with J goes to O, H, and then N. I'm going to guess Daniel.

Doesn't he have wireless headphones? No. That'd be funny as hell. You just call us plant John? No, it wasn't John. Yeah, I'm placing him all the way. He's back here,

yeah. What did you say? I heard you fucking straighten up before I got it. Can you spell your plant's name for the viewers? Is it Daniel? We forget. No. You dumb ass.

We forget how to spell the name. I, E, L. Well, what's your plant's name? I don't really have one for it yet. So all of you guys are bullshit? I get my money back from a parlay. Yesterday, or not yesterday.

Last week you said, I know what I said. I said, Cosmo. Oh, Cosmo. That's right. That's right. Yeah.

But I don't, I don't really like it anymore. What about John? John's good. Are you able to show again? Can we see him again? Yeah, are you able to show again? Because that's time.

They want to see the planet, people. There it is. Oh, that's fucking is. That's a beautiful. Adorable. It's so green and lively. I like how it's right smack dab in the middle.

I'll say it again. Yeah, where it doesn't get any sunlight. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. If you believe it or not, actually, it was like a leaning tower of plants that is I don't believe all the way over there and now it's balanced out.

Okay, it's actually healthy. Wait. Yeah. I just watered it today. Really? Do you give it anything? Or just water? Uh, kisses.

Aw. It grows out of love. Oh. You should put a caterpillar on it. No, the caterpillar will eat it. I feel like you're a Venus flytrab kind of guy. You are. Like you just feel the flies and like you just feed it like those.

No. No, you're a beetle guy. That'd be cool, though. Your beetle, big beetle guy with the big horns. I like Beatles. See? Like Luffy. Those who know.

Those who know. Those who know. I don't know. I like dung beetles that real poop. Luffy loves Beatles, bro. Who's Luffy? Who's that? Is Luffy?

From Naruto. Oh, what? Yeah. From one piece. I saw some bullshit. Grunk, I saw some bullshit on social media. I'm not going to get into it. I'm not getting into it.

But what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Is it real? So can we talk about Raya or what? Who? Who? How about Raya from Succession?

Like, what the hell? Oh, like, what's going on with that, right? What's going on with Rea? Rea? Reya, dude. Remember Reya from Succession season season team? Right. Raya. Oh, my gosh.

Yep. Oh, my gosh. Oh, come on, dude. You're treating it like, I'm lying. She had moral code. Oh, I do. It was from the other family. Yeah, it was from Pierce family.

What? What? Slow down. No. You're a fucking liar. Whoa. I don't want to watch that show anymore Do we just get spoiled?

I'm not... No, they were talking about it Yeah, they were talking about it Yeah, that's not spoiler What? Can I spoil something? No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't season two

Where they're joking about it. Yeah, you're good, you're good. No, Nick was, uh, he watched it a little bit of like, I think it was the... I had an entire Chipotle bowl's worth of time Yeah, watching an episode of that's super late into season two. So fucking like three minutes. And it was like, Logan.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys are talking about it because I've not seen this and you guys are comparing me to Logan. You're like, we were all in succession. Willie's Logan. Oh, I forgot about that. Were you looking at that? The only one I looked up was Logan.

It was like billionaire father who does not like any of his kids or trust them with his company. He likes them. He shows a bit of his father's side sometimes. Sometimes. Maybe. So who's who's who then? I don't remember what drunk. Grunk said.

Grunk had like an evaluation done. Yeah. I think I said I was Shiv. Willie's, Willie's Logan, Shiv, I'd probably give

Larry and Tanner, your, your Connor, I feel like. I'm a Connor. I'm, I'm,

okay, who's left? There's Roman and Kendall. Okay, Isaac's Kendall and I'm, I'm, uh, fucking Roman.

I don't know if I should be happy with the, or, like, I was going to say Isaac is Tom, mom's gains. Oh my God. Yeah, see,

I was saying in the failure. me, but we can bring up. I want to be Greg. Oh, dude. Yeah, we've been watching it and it's been fucking Tom is hilarious. Tom is super funny.

Gosh. He's like a word smith. Such a good show. I want to quote that one thing that he said and when he tried to break the ice at the dinner table. Oh, king of edible leaves. Your Majesty of the spinach. Yeah, from like a bunch of billionaires.

They're all like digging it to him. He's like, mm. Yeah, that show is so, dude, it's so good. I, I, I think, of us would advise anyone to watch and start watching Succession because it is holy shit. Yeah. It's like basically going through a business.

It is pretty terrible. Not a single dress down and sad. It's like anxiety. It's like crazy. But it's like, I don't know to me. It's like a good one though. It's like damn, that's clever. I'm like, oh, whoever's doing this is, they're on it.

They're on it. Dude, did four on the floor happen yet? More on the floor. On the floor happens. More on the floor? Wait, succession over? Yeah. They wrapped up.

Yeah. There's only four seasons. The hell? I just started. I finished it in like a week and a half. What season am I on? You watched the two and a half minutes of Larry's episode? You're episode nine or eight.

I'm so far into the show right now. All you watch are Instagram reels. You don't watch any other. Yeah, you're raw. Dude, I came in here watching your raw Instagram reels. Like I saw flashing on your face. You came in here and kicked me off the fucking couch first. Let's tell the true story.

And then your ass was weird. It was like really big and weird on this couch for some weird reason. You ever seen King of the Hill? You ever seen King of the Hill? No, I actually, that was, you're talking about the cartoon? Yeah, just the intro, where they stand in place and drink 48 beers. Yeah. I want to have like something like that for you when you were on reels just the past two hours, everything was going on.

Just time is passing. We should do a podcast episode where the side of the screen is your phone and it's just like, we just scroll right through it. Yeah, the feed is cooked, bro. It's turbo cooked. It's all just, yeah. And keep people watching. Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, so, yeah.

Yeah. You think people would watch if I was playing Flo on my phone? No. No, flow is way too fucking boring. Dude, you get so many comments of like, bro, how does he not see it? Yeah. Fuck you. Bro, he chose the worst path.

I'm quick now. I've gotten it. Do you have free yet or no? Yeah. I've had it. Whoa. I was just asking. Take it easy, man.

Oh, whoa. It's just a game. We're all friends here. Yeah. I want to get us into like a little fucking ball of smoke and shit. Me? You and I. Oh, and we're like punch.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You reach out and then I grab your head and pull it back in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So on this podcast, we've decided we are going to have segmented pieces to spicing things up. Yeah. And so for the very first episode today at some point, maybe even a little now, maybe a little later. We're going to call this section Leaky Ludes. No, I don't know. What?

What did you just say? Leaky ludes? Larry takes a big gorilla sip of his good in order to... It's didn't even get his gift juice. Licky ludes, whatever. Sorry. So, yeah, we're going to do a Q&A at some point. Okay.

In like probably the next 10 minutes or so. 10 minutes? We've only been recording for two minutes. You know, this motherfucker's saying you were doing it at the end. We need a challenge. Like we can only stay on one question for two minutes tops. Not even two minutes. I feel like 30.

Maybe like 20 seconds. I have a few screenshot on my phone. All right. Real challenge. Everyone gets one second. Yes. No. No.

One word answers. One word answers only. Yes. No. Yes. Yeah. What's your very movie? Yes.

Yep. Next one. Can we talk about. Can we talk about something insane? Yeah, sure. How washed Connor McGregor is. I saw his big fat hog on Twitter. Whoa.

What? And to the Q and A we go. His meat and spoon. What happened? Wait, what did you see? I don't know. It was one of those like x-ray pictures where the meat is just showing.

Oh, but did you see his knee? The knee was exploded out. Yeah. His knee was blasted out and then it's just side piping on casually. Casual side pipe. It was, it was a fake screenshot. or a fake picture of him posting on his story. Why would he throw a kick like two seconds into the fight?

Because he's done, bro. I don't get fighting. Is that actually what happened and he hurt himself? Yeah, he was like, oh, ah!

Yeah, he heard him. Oh, sure. Are you all serious? Do you also see his hog? I did see his hog. Whoa,

hello. Can you show me? It's like halfway down his thigh. That flashed on the camera for a second. I don't know if you ought to blur that, but did it actually? I don't want to see it. Guys,

did his show? No. I'll think so. No. I saw your phone screen. I don't know if it was legible. No, it wasn't, dude. It's so far away. You know what? It's so blurry. It won't be detected by. Dude, they're selling it on shirts. I'm not even kidding you. There's actual hoodies and any viral tweet you have to make merch about it. You have to. And you have to make a banner. You have to make a banner. Yeah. And put it in your room. Dude, Jackson, I had that, uh, Frost tweet, like, uh, sex is Tim foray Gaming is Forever. Oh, that's classic. Put on a mug, put on a rubber band bracelet.

all the whole shit dab on uh-huh ah huh who we've been watching it Atlanta and they dabbed a lot in this show oh yeah oh yeah

really I love the face I love the face of like isn't Donald Glover in that show is that the one? Atlanta yeah that's like a show where it's like surreal yeah

surrealism okay dude there was such a funny episode last night go ahead oh I was just gonna ask if you had to only have one subscription service for the rest of time, what would it be? Oh my God. HBO Max.

I'm just down. I'm just the best one by far. Because you got adventure time, you got succession. What else you got? You got ballers. You got all the Lord of the Rings, all the hobbits. Mad Max. I mean, Madman.

Yeah, Madman. Yeah, all the Lord of the Rings. You got Aquitin Hunger Force. Wait, they're all on HBO Max. Yeah. They got a same. Did they like get bought or some show? The only thing they don't have is family guy and American Dad, which kind of

of pisses deal breaker i'm out that might be a deal breaker nor they have sponge bob like spongebos doesn't that just piss you off that is stupid dude i hate it doesn't belong there i hate today's future i hate today's future dude but you know what all the good episodes are on fucking youtube anyway so who cares what about you what's true what about you about subscription yeah i was gonna say some i's gonna say some like gq magazine some like steve right he's about say he's about Apple fitness, bro. I'm gonna say Apple News. Like Blondin magazine.

Fucking obsessed. You guys are mean. Yeah, I've been watching a lot of golf wang. Man, cat got your tongue ass, boy. A lot of odd future wolves can't kill the mom. You're still going at him. I'm seeing a little tear going down.

Get up, get up, come on. Come on. Fight back. Come on. It's like succession. Come on.

Back up. Back up. You can't feel threatened. Oh, hell no. Taking no time. Steve Jobs TV. You're not getting paid by the hour any day now. Apple News subscription.

As you a Wozniak. Come on. I was going to say HBO Max, too. Oh, hell. Oh, that for that. Yeah. That didn't let me speak, but. Oh.

I'm better to pee my pants, so. It's cool. Right on my eyes. Just to finish it off. Sick. I think I'm, I think I'm moving Diffy here then. Why is that?

YouTube premium. What's here? Oh. You know what? YouTube Premium is... That's pretty good. That's the number one... That's not like...

It's just like... It's a streaming service. Okay. I was a subscription. I was actually going to say one. YouTube premium is an ad blocker. I'll say it right now. I was going to say one.

Dude, you could do more with... This sounds like an ad. Crazy enough, but like you could do way more. No, no, listen. You can do way more than just ad block. Add block. What's that? You can download the videos.

What? Are we getting paid? What else can you do? Yeah, yeah, no. You can, you can listen to music on YouTube and, and, and you can lock your phone. Dude. Fuck off. You're glazing on it.

You're glazing on it. I don't care if I'm bouncing all over it. I don't care, bro. Do you listen to music on YouTube? No, but what's the point of locking your phone? I'm saying, I'm saying like if I had to get rid of Spotify, if I had to get rid of like all of my subscriptions like Netflix, all that shit, bro. But then you'd have no shows.

Bro. Did you know that they have regular show and all those shows on YouTube? Yeah, and I can watch it for free. I mean, yeah, for money. Oh, I don't fart you guys. Nope. You're lying. Swear to gosh.

To gosh? Swear to gosh. You better mean it then. Yep. Regular show full episodes. Larry fart is running down. There's a live one right now. We're on full season six marathon.

Dude. Sorry about being a jerk tonight. Oh. Yep. 250 people watching. Oh, 400. That's not a premium exclusive, is it? thing. It's just there, bro.

Oh, wait, actual flashback memory. Remember when it was Christmas time? And we were watching an entire marathon of Christmas cartoons on YouTube. Oh, yeah. That was nice. Dude, do you remember in Funny Club the Christmas song bought that would be in there? Oh, dude. And then we would watch a SpongeBob Christmas, the classic one. Yes, every year, every year. Do the audience know about Funny Club? The server that made everyone? We've talked about it so much. Yeah, we've talked about it a lot. It's more. Well, for the that don't know, Funny Club is the server that created an entire the internet, new generation. It made the internet. Created S&P Earth. If you guys

ever seen One Piece the worst generation now apply that to real life, that's what Funny Club was, the worst generation. Yeah. It was like all like the up and We need a grungy documentary on. Like a gorilla fucking camera. Yeah. Dude, y'all, you all need to. What about you? Huh? What about you? What would you cancel for your subscription shit? That wasn't even a question. If you only have one. If you only have one. Holy Jesus Christ, you guys. Why would I say anything else? Because HBO Max.

Well, YouTube Premium just clears everything, bro. YouTube, you can watch YouTube for free. You can't watch HBO Max. Well, dude. There's 3,100 questions in the questionnaire. Wow, that fucking quadruple. Dang, that's a lot of questions. We've got to answer them all now.

Okay, go through one by one. We're fucked. Spip all. All right, first one. This is from Blueberry Sam. What's the scariest movie you guys have seen? Scary movie. Smile.

What's the... Incantation. Incantation. Incantation. Incantation is the scariestestest. The scariest is the scariestest. we've ever seen. That actually scared us like bad. I'll say mine. It's hereditary

for me. Really? That movie's funny as hell. I didn't think it was that scary. Have you seen? Okay, but listen, I, the first time I ever watched it, I was high. So when I heard like, I heard this, I heard, like, I swear it in the back and I was like, oh, oh, that actually freaked me out. You should, you there? You should watch it with ayahuasca. Oh, yeah. Or like mushrooms or like something like that.

Another, yeah, another like substance you put yourself on. Let's watch Smile 2 with Ayahuasca. You still haven't seen smile too I don't see smile or smile too Smile smile fucked me up so bad I got fucked up forever It did yeah It actually it changed

I was afraid of smiles He hates it I hate happiness now Right Um Dude it's like a lot of scary movies Don't freaking scare me though That's the thing

Have you seen incantation with us? I did see that one didn't scare me that bad Really? I thought it was just well done Like it was a good immersive. Yeah, it was a good scare.

It did feel. It felt real. Incantation. If a movie's scary, I have to go up to my room and actually like check over my shoulder after watching. Yeah. I have to be like,

yeah. Like it's still in the back of my mind. I just liked how incantation kind of pulls you in. Like that last bit where it just like it has you staring at that thing. Then it goes away and then it's all your vision is actually in real life. It's just that. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. You got to stare at it. And it's like real now. It's burned into your retinas. I remember after that we had we, I think we drove to the gas station or somewhere. And we're all fucking terrified. And we're like, holy fucking shit.

That car behind us, dude, I swear to God's falling. Because it's like, oh my gosh. I don't want to spoil it, but it's really good. Watch incantation. All right, that's question number one, 2,999 more to go. So this is from Ira. What were you guys' first impression of one another? That's a good question.

Wow. Okay. Are you sure you want to do this? Let's go in order. Let's start with Tanner. First impressions of all you guys? Yeah. You guys are all right.

Well, okay. That's not really what that is. Not like this. No, no, no. Dude, I don't even know. Yeah, it's hard to really recall. I can recall. I thought Larry was super funny.

And then, oh, no, my first impression of Larry. And then it died down. No, I just like, I was like, oh, this guy sleeps a lot. That was my first impression because, like, you would wake up before I and play bed wars and sleep until, like, 6 p.m. the next day. It was nuts. Yeah. Yeah.

Damn, you met me in my bedwerew. Wars era? Yeah, I did. That was terrible. Your Bed Wars era was actually like horrible. It was demon. Yeah. You were good. And then Willie would DoorDash and play video games. So the exact same. And be fat. And Isaac

would go to the gym at 4 a.m. and like, okay, these guys have crazy lives. Dude, yeah. Because I still had a job back then. I was like doing normal shit. 4 a.m. gym was your first impression of grunk. Dude, yeah. He was like a little kid.

I was a little shit, bro. Yeah, a little shit. Oh, like, oh, this kid's pretty funny. I don't know. Dude, I must have had some charm, bro. I must have had some funniness bone in me. Yeah, you were funny. You were making me.

It was your language. I was remember for my first impression of drunk was like, oh, this kid's a little smart. You had a heavy vocabulary at the age. Yeah, you did. You did have a heavy vocabulary for your, like, fucking age. And you had a funny voice for it. It was like, you and that voice saying the words you were saying. I think it's literally all adventure time, bro.

I'll be real like that. No, you had that like whimsy to it. It was his haircut. It was his glasses. I think that's what it was. My dumb-ass look on my face. That dumb-ass green. Dude,

it was awesome. The headset, too, the fucking square-ass headset. You know, what sealed the deal for me? Was the troll face that you tried making? Oh, my God. The grunk troll.

The grunt troll is amazing. Hey! Oh, there it is. No, what sealed the deal for me is when you would microwave marshmallows on a plane. Oh, yeah. That was great, bro.

You would get like a whole plate of food You'd have like mac and cheese and dino nuggets And I was just I got jealous, bro I was jealous as hell Wow Yeah I remember mom would come in saying good night honey And give you a kiss Remember like yeah I'm going to bed soon

Yeah but not yet Love you good night Oh And you'd actually like go to bed on time It was awesome I gotta go guys It's nine What about you're drunk

Or Larry whoever Well I just remembered with Isaac I was like, dude, you were, you online had some weird ass fucking, fucking cloud, some strad of weirdness around you, like mystery. Like, I don't, I don't even know. I was pretty. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, you're the Duke Dennis of the group. You're the Duke Dennis.

Wasn't it really? It was, it was kind of like that. You were like, Cardi. Like, if we were all, yeah, you were definitely. Yeah, I remember Nick. Like, really, like, dude, you were doing some stupid shit, too. You were doing some shit like that whole Webkins thing. Like, that was.

real and you were doing some super shit i still don't buy that brother did that actually speak okay hold on now you just reminded me what the hell happened last week and why did you do that what was the big idea what who the hell was there oh you remember that yeah oh the biggest lie ever jackson for the audience so they're saying hi hi I was just showing him my uh spare devil pause screen right now

oh my god okay you're a fucking game on back back to on top yeah well it's an 11 mill Hey, mute your mic, Purve. Sorry, okay, okay, we got to talk about that. Damn. I'm not going to lie.

It was pretty hype, dude. That's a pretty hype-ass score. Yeah, bro. We've been hooked on this spare devil game, and I'm breaking records over here. I need 17 mil. I need to break 17 mil for the number one global spot, and I'm at 10 mil right now.

Oh, shit. Oh, God, baby. You're paused, too. I am paused in my game. Stop the podcast and actually do it. But, yeah, Larry, what the fuck? What? What do you mean what? You lied to us for 45 minutes last week. No, dude. Yeah. Dude, my dad was bad. My dad texted me and he was like, he sounded so serious. Like, it's scary how, like, I had messages for family. Like, yeah, dude, my family members. Yeah. They're not going to believe you. They think you're an actual serial killer liar. Oh my God. Like, they think it's weird.

Keep in mind. Do you remember, did you tell the story of how like when you hopped on the phone with my brother? Yeah, I have. I hopped on the phone of this. brother and I was saying something. I forget what? And he was like, yeah, fucking right. I was like, what do you? By the way, first time talking to him like actually like talking to him and never, you know, like he knew he's seen the videos before. So he knew of me like, I guess my laws. So he was just like, yeah, fucking right. I was like, what? I was like no. And he's like, dude, I've seen enough videos. I know how you are. I know what? I don't know why you're so offensive because that is such a yeah. Like, dude, last episode was actually too far. That was like yeah. Because my dad word for word, he said, is everything okay?

it got a little tense with Larry. Here's at home. I hope you know. Should I start acting? Let the record. Yes. Let the record show. It was not that serious.

I think all this deep down, it was a lot. At the very end of the, it goes to black, but at the very, very end, I added the post audio of all of you guys

reacting and finding out. Yeah. Because it was so fucking funny. But, yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even remember his name,

but he's alive and well. Thank God. Yeah. All those alive and well. Oscar's alive and well as well. I thank you guys for saying RIP. Much respect, but they're fine. I'm just saying thank you because, you know.

Farming karma. Yeah. Well, I'm farming bad karma and I'm probably going to be in hell. Everyone was saying RIP. I'm probably going to hell. Yeah, there's a few people sending me like messages. They're like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

You have to talk about. All assholes over there. I can't believe that guy died. No one cares. Yeah, they're like, Keith are your friends at the question about like your, your dead friends. No,

someone actually? I got some few messages. I don't think they watched the very end. No. Like to the very, very end. No, you guys should have stayed around.

Yeah. But no, they're alive. They're cool. I don't even think they know that I'm, because I, those names I pulled out of a fucking like hat. Like I swear to God,

it was just like a chamber in my brain. The fact that I still had Oster's contact, which was actually his. was kind of like a hell merry low-key because I don't I definitely don't have you know that reminds me of being like put on the spot in a moment of like oh shit reminds me of like when you Tanner if you remember how Mike Boba Guard came to be and how you said that name you just kind of like it was based off a real person wasn't the exact real person but it was based off of them but you said it and it was like I didn't know it was a real person I thought

I just made that name up entirely oh you told me a story about him no I just thought I made up that name oh he made up that story to you too oh shit all right so I just live in a house with a bunch of pathological liars. It's really easy to lie to me, I guess. Yeah, it is very easy. How old are you, Nick? 65. I'm a senior now. What? Whoa, you get senior discounts. I set up Disney or something. Dude, I'm, I'm 65 and I served to the military. Thank you for your service, sir. Okay, that was a joke. So what's, uh, one of these other claims stolen valor? Well, the other question, well, the question was like, you guys. Well, you brought up the fucking Webkins thing, right? So you have to address the fact that

there was a time where we were making memes all the time yeah and so i was like on webkins there's memes there's like a yeah we we went meme pages we're making memes did i used to photoshop memes i used to photoshop this dog in the nether and then i put like larry croft that was you tag and yeah and like it would be well no i know what you're talking about oh you're an ass no i'm sorry no you're an ass there is a popular image though of a dog it's a black dog a dog a dog in a nether? Not in the nether, but it's like in Minecraft. It was very popular. Is he dancing? Yeah, that's a... It was that wiggle. Oh, awesome. The white dog? That's... That's like a different time. Dude, I want to get into that. I used to do those Photoshop

things where I would Photoshop dogs and like Minecraft. You'd make your OCs and replace the O with a donut. Oh, yeah, that was like one guy, man. That's the niches ref. I think you've ever dropped on the podcast. Yikes. I don't know with that one. Not even Larry knows. Yeah, I'd have a decade for that one. But anyway, so I was, uh, Webkins had like a video editor thing that you could do and you could make like short films with like the Webkin's characters. And I think that was like one of Larry's first impressions of me was that. My first impression with Isaac was I was rebuilding my airsoft gun in call. Yeah. Yeah. Randomly. I don't know what prompted you. Um, but you were just in a group chat because Chewy had us all on a group chat. And, uh, I just called it or I messaged you. And I was

like, you want to watch me rebuild this or something. And then, and also it's, I agree with Larry though. Isaac had this like mysterious cloud around him where like I never even really talked to him dude the vision I had of Isaac and how he looked because because the only thing I thought of you know that one old video of the guy that does the halo theme in in the fucking bathroom he's like a bigger dude long hair that's how I envisioned Isaac wow I don't know why yeah I can't get I can't get mad at it yeah the way I can't envision people like I look at at people as her profile picture. I see it as like a blank like a figure. Yeah. Just like blank. And when you tear that away, it's like it's changed forever. When I met you, you were the, uh, Animal Crossing

guy. Yes. The little dude. Yeah. The, um, that was when the, the iOS version had just dropped like that weekend. Yes. We're like, you know what? Yeah. What's up to? Can I go number one and number two? Oh my God. Go love the best. He's quick. I'm sorry. I don't go. I'll time you right now. I'll time you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you're making the board. Wait. Wait wait wait oh you shit in himself go go go go don't record don't flush I have chips That was a funny camera angle that was roll the record of pace boom okay less than a minute what was the time You idiot. Oh you idiot oh damn it you're the worst I I'm saying listen yeah put his password in Dude they can't even that was pretty fast minute 20 was pretty it was a minute 20 I took off 20 seconds shut up it was

143 what don't listen to him let the record show 140. That was good, though, and that was not number two. 140 is shut up. You got a notification from your bank zero. Oh, bank zero. Sorry. Oh, my gosh.

Grunk, I'm going through our DMs right now on Discord. Do you just like not believe him? Why are you going through them? No, no, no. I'm going through my DMs on Discord. All it takes is for me to scroll like one, two, three. And there are messages, it just goes straight to four years ago.

Wow. Wow. That's really sad. Like we do on DM. Dude, Willie, our messages, I scroll up in case I'm like trying to find a file. It goes from 2026, 25, 22. Yeah, one scroll, 26, another scroll. Okay, hold on.

To be fair. Yeah. Group chats really did take a lot of that messaging away. Yeah. We would just meet each other in that group chat. That is true. We also like see each other all the time almost. That is also true.

I feel like we've really neglected the Q&A section of this. Tinder's right. I went from 2025 all the way to 2022 with them like two scrolls. What the fuck? Why? I guess because we lived with each other. Yeah. You know, we're here. That is true.

We'll have my message. All right. What's the next question? Oh, what's up, man? Wait, Tanner. I was looking at RDMs and he said in September 3rd, 2019. How do you know every S&P member? All tribes Discord.

Oh, yeah. I forgot you're a clout king. And then I said, you must chase clout to create clout. Oh, shit. You're dropping knowledge and shit. Damn. You must chase clout to create. You were just a game to this kid.

Grunk, do you recognize your old self at all? Damn, 2019. Do you recognize your old self? Like, could you tap into that mind again or not? Dude, I don't even know who I was. Dude, yeah. I was just some fucking. T from 2019 to 2021, that guy's dead.

I don't even know who he was. I don't know what's going on. It guy's dead. There's a lot of changes over the past years. He's in there. He's somewhere in there. Get him out. Okay, well, I can get the next question up.

Simple one. When? Okay, this is from Marmar. All right, one answer. Like one word answer. That's a challenge. When is the group coming to Europe? Gotta go overseas like Bear did for you. I think tomorrow. That's true. I agree. I agree with, I also agree. One answer.

Bear's going to take us to a pub. Wait, wait, one answer? Maybe this year. What? I don't know. Oh, no. I like that. Maybe this year is way more than one word.

Yes. Year. This. That's such a lame rule. I was like, I'm breaking that rule. Okay, I'm sorry. I know. I just thought it'd be like funny to like, you know, kind of,

Or either I feel like 2026 or 227 I would love to go to year I'd love to do this year I'd love to go yeah I'd like to do a pub with him Go to a pub yeah Split the G Fish and chips in a G

Split the G And then go home Go home and cry That'd be great That was a good answer Question Uh Here let me go through a few

Cause I mean like Like come on Like what is this bomber lob Bro Bomer Lab Bro we've only gotten like 20 questions We already said We have a thousand

No, we have 3,162 questions. Okay, it's from Larissa. Any song, songs in particular that are special for all of you, like one that associates with the collective memory of you guys together. Oh my God. Shit, I'm the song guy. For some reason, he goes, hold on. How?

I don't know. I think of Nick. I think of Nick for some reason. Meow, meow. Um, a collective song. This is impossible because I've heard so many songs. The answers are going to vary. Bro, I think, I think for the whole group overall, it would just be like springing my step.

Just something joyful and fun. Just easy. Because I think of grung, I definitely think of that. We also used to spam that shit all the time. Spring my step. Just like spring my step. What's that? How does that song go?

You know what? No. No. Dude, what? You're gonna feel like a Phil. Maybe. Doesn't ring a fucking bill? Bringing my step.

You look it up, you got it. It's so classic. You're gonna laugh your ass off. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That might be us actually. It could be us.

It's just, I'm talking over like the course of years. I remember a song from like all those years ago. Because I feel like it'd be easier. I could actually do a song based on every single year of the group. I can't too. And that's always for me. For me, you know what that is?

Every single year. Think about annual shit that we used to do. 2020 is just landed in Brooklyn by contrast. When we all moved off. Where we landed in Brooklyn. Uh-huh. Yeah. For me, 2020 is all the way up.

For me, 2022 is like, here comes the sun. George Harrison. Yeah. It's like all the like all the trips that we did and all that kind of shit. Yeah. For me, the song's very. based off of

Lastley VC songs. Yeah. That's just me. That is only me. What about you? You have a pretty good repertoire with music. For Lasley VC,

I think of Baby, I've been, I've been, I've been, sweet. Okay, first of all,

it's not about us. Second of all. Our relationships, like our friendship. That is us, dude. Counting stars,

reminds you? Yeah, we're laying back, counting stars. Oh, fuck. That's a horrible. There's stars above.

Or it's like, way right here. I'll be God be back in the morning. The only reason that one sticks with you is because that's a song that we literally screamed on the way home. Yeah, that's true. Only a month ago.

I can only think of like a recent stuff, dude. My memory's gone. I can't think of anything. I don't even know. 2025 was like, or 2024 into 2025 was like the year of road trips kind of. Yeah. It's like, nah, nah, honey, I'm good. Or just like all like those kinds of like road trip songs.

You know? Like what's the one where it's like the two brothers making their own fucking whatever? I'm talking about. They make their own like burger joint. What's the song? Oh, what's the song that goes with that? Yeah,

what's the song I'm trying to figure it out. Oh. Help, help, help. Hey, living like a renegade. That's what it is. That is one of them? That is one of the time.

There's something else. And he like, there's like a video of a guy that's like playing guitar, air guitar with his leg at one point. I don't remember. But I feel like we need to get a rule. Oh, shit. All right.

Oh, well. This is from Milk Soup. How long. do everyone know each other online before meeting in real life? I think it was like 2018. 2018, yeah. And then 19, then 20 with you guys. And then 20 with you.

I don't even know. I knew you for like a fucking week. Who? Before me to you. Me? Yes. No, we knew each other. We still knew each other from the server though.

Well, no, I mean like, he's asking how long. Hello, Discord McDonald's. The question was, how long it, how long did it take like from when we met to when we met each other? Like we met all mine. Yeah. How long until we met up?

Oh, the question's in real life? What? I think. It's like, how long did you know each other before meeting? Before meeting in real life? Oh. For me, it was a week. You and I were like a week and a half, maybe two.

And then you guys were like, oh my God, we're really close. Yeah. Oh, my God. We live literally like an hour away. Nah. Nah, because we met with our old friend. Oh, my God. Yep.

Right you are. Yep. We waited until July for that. Yeah, you're right. And so that was seven months. Shut out, man. Seven months. Seven months.

And that's when you bought me, we bought a fucking VR. That was fun, yeah. Yeah. We were playing Beat Sabre and shit. It was back when it just came out too. I remember Isaac going in VR chat with like 80 white claws and just falling asleep in VR.

Dude, I used to be doing like handstands and that shit. Oh my God. I drink like half a bottle of Pink Whitney and I started doing hands up. You would get fucked up, dude. Yeah, you would get messed up. I hated VR chat,

bro. Remember I'd go into VR chat? I'd be like a cat and I just walk around and listen to people with talk. Yeah. And then I just walk away somewhere and just sit and just look out and like just go to bed. They were just like the worst. It was like the worst conversations ever in the game. That was almost that was a pretty bad era.

Yeah. Yeah, man. I genuinely just hated like, I hated the internet culture at that time, bro. It wasn't even internet culture. It was just that community of people. Yeah. I mean, it was pretty popular. I read a crazy-ass question.

That's a gross one. Read it. Read it. Okay. This is from Mandy. Oh, boy. Would you rather vomit? every time you burp or shit your pants

every time you fart I'll probably shit my pants I'd rather shit my pants Yeah vomit no but no I'd rather vomit I think about it I'm not wearing your teeth I'm not wearing shit on my

CITIC oh you know what else is in the Cidic dude I don't even know where I was going with that but why would I shit my pants wear diaper You know what Okay diaper you know That's not bad I like that I would rather I would rather

shit my pants and potentially ruin my underwear because I didn't like I forgot to wear a diaper than to like have my enamel rot away and I have to get like and then your breath stinks constantly yeah yeah because you can wipe your butt like bro your entire throat and esophagus would like go like sour and then when you dude when you throw up and it gets in your nose like it's just a whole stop it's like a whole order I'd rather just poop I honestly think about it bro like you're just clean that's it ask the question all right

yeah change you change it from Roblox master 45 45 if you guys swapped with each other for one day, what would you all do? I would have tried to see what it's like living with those animals, dude. You always are like, me, fucking animals, dude. You guys, you guys don't get it. I'm so curious. Okay. So imagine you have, you have a dog who is constantly under you at all times, not even

like spends time away. She doesn't like, she literally will be next to you at all times. You get up to go do anything. She follows you. That sounds like bliss. No, it's really not. Not like when you're tripping on her. You're actually like falling on.

on her, tripping on her. She, and that's, that's fine. But then you come into, like, bento throws up at least once a fucking two, two times a week, three times a week. Yeah, he does. And you have to go clean it up. So he'll throw up multiple times in different spots,

the same throw-up session. And then, like, you go and wipe it. And then you go to the other one, and then she's eating the other fucking pile. That's fine. I actually kind of welcome that. I don't know. Let him deal with it, bro.

What? Yeah, like, like, let him deal with it. And it's like, all right. It's their choice. You can't stop them from doing it. It's like nutrients. My dogs that puke will often eat it back up afterwards.

Yeah. They're just weird. I'd really rather, I'd rather can we get like a normal person sitting right over there and we pant to them every time it's like. Oh, let's get a normal person. It's like a reality check of like, is that insane or not? That's real. Dogs do that all the time.

Okay. Lately though. Lately though, it's been sucking. It's been sucking a lot because bento, as cute as he is, he's been a whining asshole he's been really unhappy with chip with the new kitty yes he he has been really upset

chip is a kitten and he wants to play chip also plays pretty rough though so like bento will be laying there yeah and then he like chip will jump on him and like start biting at his neck and like bento do bento make some crazy noises bro he doesn't really speak I mean bro I have I have audio it's gonna make it sound like

I'm like training them to fight each other it's actually pretty sad Oh, fuck. Oh, dude. There's this one. Wait. Wait, here's one, here's one. Listen to this shit.

Listen. That's all bento. Dang, I can't hear it. I don't hear it make a noise ever. You got it. Do you hear this? What is going on? Oh my god.

How does yours go? I does years ago yeah yeah like a pissed off like oh wait what about I know that cat

that like tries to jump over something falls in the water under the bridge and they're like oh no and he's like oh yeah

yeah yeah yeah in the water he's like what's wrong oh my god that video is so funny

it's so good holy cow it you get dramatic and shit oh long Johnson oh long Johnson oh

Long Johnson. Dude, dang, this is a mean one. This is from Scoliosis. Can you guys come to Compton so I can press you for fun? Yeah. Yeah, I'll get pressed by scoliosis for fun. How long can we be pressed?

Yeah, I don't know. Panini pressed. This is from Juan. Juan Tanner is for you. Oh, boy. Juan really wants to know, or they're saying in all caps, can Tanner please drop the workout routine,

please, please, please. dude i just completely guess when i work out i'll be 100% real sometimes i'll do chess he was like i just like oh i need to hit chest okay i did that and then the next day i'm like well i already hit chest what else can i do i'm like oh i'll just do a bunch of backward that's that's the bro split and then i'm like oh and figure it out when you're there but then i don't want to do legs i'm like i guess i'll hit chest again

and then i'll do legs when i'm feeling guilty yeah dude that's that's what i did for like the first like three years of working out, bro. You listen to your body. You just listen to your body. And you go as hard as you can as long as you can. You got to be consistent. You got to walk and you got to frigging eat right. And yeah. Yeah, speaking of that, I'm a fat chud.

And I'm the, I'm sorry. I've been calling it the holy bowl. Yeah, you're not a fat chud. This is the holy bloat. The holy bloat. It's bull. This is the holy bloating bulk. And I'm about to go for the greatest lock-in of the entire generation. You guys are, you guys

Soak in 230 pounds of Willie now. Can I be real? Can I be real? So stable Ronaldo, popular streamer, YouTuber, content creator. I've been saying the same thing for three weeks and it sounds, not three weeks, three years. You're talking about Lacey. Really familiar. No, no, no.

No, Stable Rinaldo. He said he'd have a six pack by summer three years in a row, started in 2023. Isaac, why, you know me. You need to lock you need to really mean it if you're saying it. Isaac, why, you know me. Mean what you say and say what you mean, boy. You know me. I better see you locking in.

When I did that fucking lock in, I lost 26 pounds, 27 pounds in six weeks. I can do that shit. It sucked, but I can do it. Are you watching the cats fight? I'm watching the cat like peek. Oh, damn. Oh, dude. Tulila's like checking it out.

Yeah, she was staring now. That's going on. That's Benito making that sound? Yes, bro. And then Benton will go to the closet and he'll just hide up in the very top of the closet and just lay there like all day. And I'm like, bro, you hear the clothes move? like trying on shit

I'm like dude he's just a baby bro he just wants to play with you he's just a baby bento just he's just I'm telling you he's the 30 year old chud that doesn't want to like have anyone else move in with him thanks bro love your personality

thanks man hey thanks bro who else would you want to live as anyone else I probably live as Larry it's like eight questions ago I would love to live as Larry too because I genuinely want to know how you sleep so long he's got to be blitz

he has a superpower where he just like And he's like, oh, like, we can't wake him up. I think it's, I'm pretty sure it's like a disease or something. Narcolepsy. You might have a disease. I don't think you're actually narcoleptives? No, I'm not narcoleptics. Oh, did I'm, oh, I did bring it up, right?

About how, like, I met up with that old friend of mine and they asked me. Do you still sleep? Yeah, they're like, you still, like, go to bed every single day, like randomly throughout the day. I'm like, oh, yes, I do. Do you look you have narcolepsy? I don't think so, no. Because narcolepsy is like, I can't help it. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm pooped. But no, I don't really think you can help it though. No, yeah, I think you can. You can. I just get tired. Narcoleptic sees is like if you were in class and you fall asleep by accident, like really bad. Or I feel like you're standing up and you fall asleep.

Larry has the intent to fall asleep. I think he's like, I fall asleep. The intent to fall asleep. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. He like positions himself and puts himself into that environment to snooze. I just get into my, my dreamy world.

And it doesn't matter what the fuck you're wearing either, which is like a big issue. for me. Yeah, you see jeans and jeans and boots on, bro. What the fuck is wrong with it? I gave why, you know, it gets cold, bro. Jeans and boots, homie? So what, mate? So what?

Bloody out. What's the next question? Next question is, for this from Allie, if you could be any car or motor transportation, what would it be? And then they use example, semi-truck, motorcycle, unicycle, motor-paid. If I could be any form? Any form of communication. Transportation.

Communication. So like, I am the car. Yeah. I'd be a slingshot with a glass ball. What the fuck? Hey, I'm transporting, bro. What? I want to make a new mode of transportation.

You even hear the question? Yeah, what mode of transportation would you be? If you were a car. A big one. Maybe a gondola. A gondola? They didn't say car. They said motor transportation would you be?

And they dropped. Like cars and trucks and motorcycles. Didn't they say a car? Yeah, mode of transportation. cars, mopeds, Yeah, a slings shot. Fuck out. You owe your stage.

They transports shit, bro. A teleporter. See, are you going to call him out? Those don't need a niche transportation. Those don't blimp thing. What if I put you in a small ball on a slingshot? Bro, whenever you see a blimp, everyone stops and stairs. I want to be a blimp, dude.

That's nice. I like that way of thinking. I would be the good year blimp. Yep. The good year one? Actually, no. Because you don't see them often and they're really fun to look at. Like the Hindenberg.

No, I changed my answer. I'd be a. horse. I'd be a skateboard. A horse and a skateboard. I'd be a skateboard so I'd just be doing kickflips. Oh, that'd be sick. I'll be a tech deck so I can always look up to you. Oh, fuck.

That's nice. I'll be lame. I'll just be like a bicycle. Jetpack. I'd be a jet pack. Fucking cool. And a spaceship. A satellite.

I don't even want to answer any whatever. You fuck. Next question. Trumped it. But do but do but do. Okay. Any stories about Texas or Austin or. like crazy drivers because I started driving around two months ago in Texas and everyone drives like

shit so I want to know if you guys have sorry grunk this is I mean you've seen a few you've witnessed it man uh I want to know if you guys have any like really wild stories about Texas related where you guys got all day because I got a lot of stories oh really really they just cut you off they fucking slow down to like a complete stop when they turn on the highway and it's just like oh my god if anyone no blinkers like nothing they don't do shit it's horrible and then when it rain slightly, dude, they're just going 20 miles per hour and a 60. Yeah. It's just like, what do you guys doing?

So the one car accident that I got into was not my fault. I was at a complete stop and the guy rear ended me, but the amount of close calls. Do you think so? Oh, yeah, I'm projecting you right. But the other times, the other times that I did almost get

into a car crash, I could count on my hands and toes. Nothing happened because I didn't like make contact, but Um, literally like three days ago. I was, I was driving. I was coming home from the gym. I was just driving. And this car decided to come out like a right hand turn on red, two lanes.

Okay. They turn on like this. They're supposed to be on this lane. I'm in this lane. No. Turn into this lane. I'm not even kidding you. I had to break harder.

I've ever had to break in my life. In the middle of the intersection, I'm like, no, not be kidding you. They didn't speed up. Dude, it was that. I would have absolutely fucking trash. Do you do the arm thing?

No, I don't. No, I'm like this. The dad like it. Do you know the turn only lanes like on the right side where you're turning? Yeah, yeah. People, if they miss that, they still turn. Like they're in this lane, this is the turn only lane. They'll still turn and I have never.

I've seen that four different times. That's horrible. Yeah, I'm like, dude, I'm like, where's the cop? I'm like doing this while I'm driving. I'm like, dude, anybody? You know who hasn't ever once complained about the drivers here? Willie, because he's one of them. No, well, yes, but also because he's from Jersey, which is like the state of the worst shit drivers ever, you've ever seen ever.

I feel like I've complained about these drivers a lot. No, you do. I agree. Yeah. I had to get rid of my last car because it got hit so many times. What's worse? Wait, no, yeah, because last time we were driving to Tripoli because we're both big. And there were these trucks that kept kept coming in our lanes.

Like, they kept from an inch of our lens. We're like, what's the going on? We're both like, what the fuck? And then we ate because we're big. Oh my God. It was actually just yesterday There's a turn left only lane And you know how there's like one lane one lane one lane

There's like five different lanes Some guy jersey slid all away from the turn only lane And I had to stop and actually just honk my horn And he just like he stopped in front of me And he did this and then he continued to jersey slide All the way across. There's a difference between Texas drivers and Jersey drivers The difference is New Jersey drivers

Have a purpose and intention and they do it with brains In Texas they don't have intention They don't have purpose, and they do not have brains. Wow. So, like, when someone in New Jersey is doing a move, I feel like it's real. Yes, sure, it can be, like, kind of, like, crazy to do. Like the worst most insane. Here, they don't, all they do is rely on their shitty Teslas to do the move for them.

Half the time. They're not really looking. I feel like, okay. Elon help. New Jersey is controlled chaos. Yes. Yes. Texas is mayhem.

Yes. Chaos. That's it. Just chaos. Dude. So, New Jersey is. chaotic neutral and and texas is chaotic violent evil violent evil wrong where are we on the questions thank you guys are we almost halfway done can i say one thing real fast yeah man yeah um one of the modes

of transportation i thought of was a manhole a manhole lokiah is that is the fastest known object in the universe thank you someone gets it oh the thing that goes yep no no it's dealt to pee oh the manhole the manhole was a uh it was a cover something went horribly wrong during like a rocket launch or something um and all the power shot the manhole so fast out of well some say it's in the atmosphere are you dead ass yeah it literally it was the fastest object yeah it was the fastest known object in the entire universe for i don't know no way what if that hit a manhole a manhole cover oh what if that hit like a plane what if it hit the moon and the moon blue or a bird or a bird Would have hit a bird really hard.

If it hit anything, that thing would turn in the mist. At one point, it was traveling the, it was the fastest object. Yeah, I was like, I think it was faster. They had to be measured it. Oh, you're 125,000 miles per hour. What? I want to be, that video.

I'd want to be a manhole. What the fuck? I don't know if there is a video or not, but it did happen. I love when, like, little niche things just get the prize. Dude. Marquez Brownlee's fucking peepaw. calculated it. Dr. Robert Brownley learned it. Dr. Robert Brownlee. Marcus Brownlee's Pee paw Brownlee. What do you guys? It's crazy. It's just a crazy world. Oh, you guys, I swear to

God it's real. You can look it up. Um, over block 560. What if you held on to it. Yeah, what would you do? Or like you sat on it. I think all your skin would rip off your body. Yeah. It'll be like advanced commercial and like all the skeleton like yeah dude 125 miles per hour is insane yeah it is like the fastest object ever like that's like my rap four hundred twenty five miles per hour yeah it's a little bit faster than the rap for i can outrun that thing i can outrun the man i have a i have a question here it's not for grunk but i want to pitch it to you grunk um this is from sye and it says if you guys had to pick one member of the group to help you fight off the remaining unchosen members who would it be

Unchosen Yes, I love you guys I've been watching This is tricky Um Um Um, um, okay A lot of you have your own

aspects that make you all good choices Come on Okay, so With Tanner He's got like Gorilla strength type vibe Of like he could fucking pummel you And destroy you

Fucking hairy ass hands dude in an instant, but I think I think what would get in the way. Holy shit. Wow, yeah. Damn. Those are, I got bare feet. Well, what would get in the way is your sympathy, I feel like. Oh.

Then this takes me to Willie. Thumbs in the eyes. I feel like he's got the gorilla strength, but can turn off his brain, I feel like and not give a shit. As long as it's business, then he will kill someone, I think. Like Logan. Yep. Like Logan.

Like Logan. Exactly. And then Isaac, you're tall. And I feel like you have long arms. I feel like you'd be good with the baseball bat. And like I feel like you have a lot of advantages. Like I feel like you could run and attack very well. So you're like the all rounder character.

And I feel like you could. But you'd also, sympathy would get in the way of that as well. That is real. And then Larry, I feel like me and you could make a great team. team of, um, we'd like invent things. I was about to say, yeah, you guys would build. You, I could see you building. We'd create a turret. We'd create a turret to kill our people. Spinning blade that's always following us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the morale would be really high. It'd be good. Okay. So then who would you pick? Oh, okay. I'm picking Willie. Let's fucking go.

There you go. I don't know if that's good or bad. That's, that's good. I think, I think it's a good thing. I think I'd, even, I'd start to get scared of you, but I feel like it's safe. I think I have so much pent up rage inside of me One day I'm gonna snap and I'll end up killing all of you No You got into one of like cop channels that like the streamer who murdered his entire It was in every day in Texas The witness statement states that's how they always start bro we talked about it

It was like any other day any other day It was just like any other day You know that's how like I went to like some museum or something I think it was um I don't know but it was um every like 90% of the freaking 9-11 recounts, like, always start with, like, it was like any other day and the sky was like as blue as can be. Didn't we make-like, Larry? Didn't we make a joke about any other day? When do we do that?

Yeah, that was a while ago. Any other day? That was like a month ago. It's like the worst. No, no, no, no, no. That was a few months ago. No, the any other day, but it was like, we're just hoping that. It was going to be anything.

Oh, yeah, the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like any other day. Don't ever wake up and say it's like any other. day ever because usually the worst shit ever that's the conclusion the worst things known to man happen on any

other day never started like that or a day that's like any other day. Started like that when it's actually the worst shit that's ever happened. Yep. This is from Amoris will you guys ever make group merch again? No. Maybe a silly t-shirt. No.

Okay. Nope. Nope. Nope. We are not doing that at all. I'm kidding in line. I'm kidding in and it was five months ago. I look at it was a few weeks ago. Oh, five months? Time dilation. Okay, we'll make merch. That's crazy. Yes, we will.

We're working. We're working, we're working on it. We have to figure it out. We're working on merch. We are. We have a shirt and we're going to start like drip teasing. What's it called? Like some one of us are going to start wearing in a video.

You start stripteasing? Yeah. What? You said it. Drip. Oh, drip teasing. Like drip, like dripping it like sprinkling it in. Yeah.

Yeah, we have a shirt. We have a hoodie. We have a backpack. We've got. Yeah, we have a skateboard. We have a dureg, we have a tank top. We have a pair of J's. Basketballs.

We just make group socks, but they're like really horrible socks. We're actually doing just holes already. Distressed socks. And we do distressed underwear and distressed socks. The stress socks is fire, bro. Oh my God. Yeah. Dude, we do custom distressed underwear and they take after Tanner's pair of underwear.

Yes. Yes. And they come. Do you have distressed underwear? Like the, no. Yes, you do. One of them. No, you do.

Yeah, yeah. The red ones have. All of your underwear is distressed, bro. Dude, the red ones are like, they have strings coming off of them, but the rest are like, Tanner, you have one that has an actual pair. Dude, what are it looks like? It has an actual. Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Stop. That's two pairs. That's two pairs. Stop. I just watch your whole vibe. I can see your vibe on your face. I just watch it go. No, dude. After that question. No, I don't care. I have holes in my underwear sometimes. I got holes in it. I have a hole in it. I'll be a man or farted too hard. He burnt a hole in them. Where are your underwears? Mine? Yeah. My skim's underwear's? Yeah. With all the holes in it?

Well, he's got constant stains on the back like he's been farted. Yeah. I see your tidy whitey I don't wear a tiny fucking whitey underwear Let me see Prud and I don't prove it Dude what I wear skims underwear Larry knows

Larry and I Larry and I had Boys day out We went to go to skims And we got some fucking clothes Boys day out Boys day out going to skis Yeah wow that's so super manly

What the fuck And we went to the Apple store and we got food Oh my god Yes dude Welcome to Austin Texas Yeah it was super fucking manly What's so not manly Yeah

To go into skims and get underwear with your homies Getting underwear and trying If anything that's like peak masculinity We're comfortable enough to know We're both in the changing room. I was like, how does it look? And he's like, damn, it looks good. He's like, turn around.

Yeah, did he grab your ass too and like, no, no, no, feel you up? No. Like, why do you go straight to that? Yeah, what the hell? What's your problem? You're on my fucking side, Tanner. We have to have like an alliance thing here. I'm actually on this side.

You're on that side. Yeah, so what's going on? Why are you not? You have to help me out here. Max over there. You know, over there. Yo, talk about, remember what I said? Please read it.

Please read it. Anything to get these two past whatever they're about to say. No, what got me was the, uh, um, uh, quick, if to find something funny, fun of fun of one, quick. Um, um, can we find, can someone in the comments find where Isaac said on the podcast, uh, something about homo gay guy? What, what did Isaac say on the podcast? Yeah, what did you say? We're trying. No, I was laughing so hard at you guys saying.

I said that because I don't remember saying it. People in my chat were like laughing about it. They were like, yeah, Isaac said, I don't want to sound like a homo, like a homo gay guy. He said it's so weird. What the hell did you say? I was like, do you remember? Do you like remember at all when that happened?

I do. I do. But I don't remember the context very much. Dude, I don't remember the context either. What the fuck? When was that? It was so funny because we were all like, what?

Yeah. I was like, dude, it's all right, man. Yeah. It's nothing bad. I think it was hair care. I think it was about hair care. Yeah, he's like,

I don't want to sound like a. Oh, like you know what? I even get to finish that thought because I know exactly where I was going with. it now that I remember that I said that if I did, which I don't know if I did. You could be lying to me. I'm pretty

sure you said something like that. You said, you said, oh, I think you said like not on some homo shit or something. I'm pretty sure that's what you said. Not on some homo shit? Bro, he said yeah, I'm pretty sure it was something like that because then we were like, it's fine, bro.

Like you're, you're, you don't want to. No, he literally said like, I don't sound like a, like a homo. Did we ever finish that thought like ever? I don't know. I just laugh about it. That sounds about it. Larry, do you remember?

No, I don't. Not at all. I just remember what he said. What's wrong with our memories? We can't remember something for last week. I don't know. It's dead ass like, I'll be real.

That's like the only thing I can't remember ever. I can't remember something I was doing two days ago. Name one. I don't know. Name one thing. Playing a game for a second? I don't know. DG.

Dude, whenever you're on the spot, you can't remember anything. Like, genuinely. How do comedians do it? How do comedians remember bits and jokes? Because they write them down. I'll look at the crowd and be like, oh, dude, nice hat.

You think that, oh, they definitely rehearse their shit, right? They definitely know they don't. It's all, it's all in progress. They write down everything. It's all, it's all set in the last, even the crowd reaction? Yeah. Yeah. Who do you think is the juice world of comedians?

What the hell? Juice world of comedians? What does that even mean? Like, like, you're just saying shit. On what factor? Well, let me explain. Yeah. The juice world of comedians would be someone that's able to just riff off the dome.

Juice world was notoriously known for being able to, like riffs. Was he notoriously known for that? Because I can think of a few more things that come to mind when I say Juice World. Juice World was known for freestalling almost all of his songs. So who as a comedian is going up on stage and riffing their entire set? I don't know. I'm not into comedians like that.

Dave Chappelle? I don't know. Who? I'm asking. Oh, you're at. Okay. I thought it's rhetorical. You're asking the wrong crowd.

You actually are. Maybe food for the audience. Also, why Juice World? There's a lot of other rappers. that were really good at just like freestyle. He was one of the most successful one. He was pretty prolific. Like people were like, damn, he's still going.

Yeah. He's still going. You know what? That's true. He had a few radio. He had a radio thing. He was on, uh, he was on B-Loon-Zius. Was he really?

Shut up. He was. He was. Yeah, they're trying to silence you. I thought he just, I thought he just made up B-Lu and Zias. That sounds like an alien name that you like came up with. B-Lu and Zius.

You know who B-Loo-Loo-Zis. You know who B-Loo-Zis. ESR, you know who B-LU and FusSR. Oh yeah, you know B-Lin-Z-Z. Look, literally, Juice World, B-Loolew's, Bandit featuring NBA Young Boy Reaction with Juice World. I'll eat my eye. I'll eat my eye. Dude, even Benny Blanco, who was like helping produce with Juice World was like, yeah, dude, he would just fucking riff.

He would just go. Do like three different fucking takes on the same beat and say pick one. Dude, I'll go too. If he put a beat on, I'll be like, I'm just go, go with the flow, flow. No. There's no show. for sure. My name is Larry.

Larry was the most prolific rhymer I really remembered. I was very known for getting my ass whooped and kicked out of the studio. And hell by my underwear and fucking you got discounted rates because the studio kept on kicking you out before the hour was up. Yeah, it was not fun.

It was not fun. So where those questions are there? There's a lot. We're not going to be able to go through all of them. Do I do like this. Do you like, why I can't because it's like you press one button to go there. That is so lame.

no. This is from Lulu with the Little Star. Will you guys ever go on a road trip again? If so, where would you guys go? No, we're not doing. Yeah, so you guys need to shut up. They're guessing our every single move. Are we that? Are we that? Can you guys stop? Are we like, are we yeah? Next week we're going on a fucking road trip.

We are going on a road trip. This God damn it. You guys making merch? No, no, no, no, no, no. Would you guys ever think of doing that? Yeah, are you guys thinking about that? Are you thinking? Okay, let us know if that would be a good idea though. Yeah. Sorry, I like this one

Because damn, this is actually kind of crazy Because this is from mintish Raw pasta or a warm cinnamon bun Dude, I just had a cinnamon in bun this morning, bro Raw pasta or heaven or hell? Warm cinnamon, Beth What the fuck? Something that's like not that good

But something that's really delicious Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, ew Because it says right after that You get to decide what the purpose Of these two choices mean You, they're leaving it up to us I didn't like that Okay, raw pasta to cook

Warm cinnamon men bun to to eat to mess with to dissect they left like to play with they left the creative aspect of the like the would you rather up to us like what we do with those items

why would you ask me that eat I say eat and then I say simen bun I say eat and then next question I like that question oh man why did I line on this one

okay whatever I'm already on it Christian, thank you, Christian, for saying if you had to take back shots to save Tanner, how many would you take? As many as it takes. As many as it took. Yeah, as many as it takes. All of you. Okay, actually, better. Better question.

And once Tanner's saved, you're still going to keep taking them? Is there any bonus to that or no? Yeah, each one you take is a next additional year. I'll take back shots for free. Like, it doesn't you have to be a thing. We're all healthy. We're all healthy. Moving on.

The fuck, we're trying to save you. Moving on. From Aparreni. App, I think it's happy. Container take the back shots instead of us. No, we're taking it for him. He'd see him open to it. More, please.

Dirty. What is everyone's current, current fixation that you could talk about for hours? Hours? Hours? I can talk about Shirentier too. Slam Rancher, too. Yeah, I've been playing that show recently. Dark Souls and Eldon Ring and Minecraft Speed Running.

I don't know if you could talk about it for hours, though. I could talk about Dark Souls for. hours. Unfortunately, I think just like video editing, bro, I don't know anything else. That sucks. I know. I can talk about something for hours. I have no idea what else I talk about, bro.

The holy shutout. The holy chut-out bulk that turns into the fucking great lock. The holy chut-out. The holy chut-out. When is that happening? Soon. We have to shave my head first. It's been like three weeks you've been talking about the Great Lock-in.

Okay. I fucked up. Okay. I'm trying to go for this specific fucking Vivette look where I want to look performative and use a fucking camera. That's not a real, high quality camera. Like a camcorder?

Like a camcorder? The subject is self-aware. Yeah. The subject is self-aware. Subject coming to turns. You're stupid, man. Keep going. Fuck you guys.

I was hearing it up. Me too. Dude, I'm going to fucking lose 40 pounds in a month. Yeah, you've got to actually beat my record. I'm not. I lost like 60 pounds in like two months. You got to see if you can do that. That's actually pretty, that's really good.

What are you clocking in right now? I have no. Do you want to find out? Fuck no. Well, I think it'd be funny. Hey, three bagels today. I don't give a shit. I think it'd be really funny.

Because think about this. Whatever, you right now, this is a temporary thing you're in. I think, I think what's going to happen is I'm going to go home. I'm going to wait for my camera to come home. Play over watch in the meantime. Cameras out walking. Like, what is he doing? Taking a trip.

You help me. We found that camera together. It's a sick camera. We did find it together. Aw. And, uh, yep,

once it happens, I'm going to do the great fucking lock-in. And I'm going to be a totally different person. I think you already have the camera and you're just, uh, postponing the great lock-in so you can shut out. So I can just keep on getting fucking here. Are you doing that?

What? I know. You probably picked like, take your time shipping. This great lock-in is going to be so fucking awesome. I'm going to find a reason to just go and hang out with Grunk in Virginia. Oh, can I come?

Yeah. come on over. I'm going to New York on the 23rd, grunk. Really? Yep, for contrast. Shut up. Of this month? Yeah, of this month.

Yeah. Of this month? Yeah. I heard that we're, I heard that we're recording. I heard that we're recording. I'll figure it out. But the great lock-in starts.

You guys are going to, you guys better catch up, bro. That's all I got to say. You guys better get ahead now. I got my, I got my, my testosterone levels checked and everything, remember?

I had gotten blood work done just to make sure. Not looking good for everyone else here. A thousand. Every time you say it, the number fucking changes. Yeah, you were,

what? 1,200. Yeah, it goes again. Your number was, your number was, 550. There it goes.

550 is a chud. As a chud, as a chud. As a chud, bro, 550's base, 550's average. No, as a chud. Like,

I've not worked out much. stuff like that. So that means when I work out and I eat healthier and work out and lose weight, then that's just going to get going up. Pretty much. I mean, yeah. So I highly implore people to go and get their blood work done just to go and check. You can try it at home with your friends. There's probably an app out there. And, you know, you just got to pop a little vein out. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Take what out? Your vein. Or, I mean, Isaac, I know you fucking hate needles, bro. I can't even take you. Would you hate

If you saw, if you came into the living room and I'm doing my own blood work. I'm just like, I'm just sitting in the cat. If you had the blue rubber band that you tie around your fucking arm right before that? Yeah, no. Yeah, the tourniquet. And then your veins start popping. I couldn't do it. You're not supposed to watch them do it.

I do. I watch. I like staring at it. Yeah. You're not really. Dude, why would I? Why would I watch the blood go through the tune? Oh, stop it.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now. When I got my blood work done. Yeah. I sit down in a chair. He puts this like big thing, like this thing. I feel like I feel like I'm in a little. fucking like a toddler seat, bro. Like a Panini press.

It's so you can hold your arm out. He tourniquets my arm. Yeah. And he's like, okay, just gonna quickly. I feel the needle go in. Stop. He does it. He's got two vials, right?

Oh, stop. Connect to one. Watches the blood fill up. Hey, dude, this is where it actually sucked. Low key. This is actually where it kind of fucking. I laugh because I'm uncomfortable. Bro, he had to unscrew one vial.

Oh, stop. He left the needle in my vein. Stop talking. Obviously. And he had to grab another one and then re-screw it in and then release it. And bro, the discomfort. The discomfort. Stop.

Stop. I don't think you understand. I'm not, this isn't a show. This isn't like a fucking like I'm not putting out a little act for you for the podcast for the cameras right now. I didn't even get to the worst part. Good.

Stay there. Stop right there. As your only does your break. I imagine like he takes off the vile. I like when. Oh shit. Sorry, dude. I like when the doctor says, oh, you got a very nice vein.

Dude, I think they say that. It's really easy to find. Yeah. Yeah. Why do they say that? Because it's hard for a lot of people. They have, like, a hard time. Really?

When I, in my gallbladder days, they miss my vein a couple times. Oh, you haven't heard that, have you? I get told that a lot. They just hit muscle or something. I always get doctors that don't care. They're like, oh, you're a bleeder. And I'm like, oh, really? And I see there's like, blood dripping down my arm.

Oh, you're a bleeder. I'm like, yeah. Your whole arms is red. I mean, they'll either just fuck it up and blow your entire vein and have to go somewhere else. Yeah, a piece of air goes in your vein. It's, What if it's like What if you

Oh my god You're so excited Oh my god Your face It's like All right Your face like Don't to pee

The whole needle It sucks in the whole machine The whole mile And all the tubes Sucks in the doctor Kicking like a donkey Oh my God Holy shit

I don't know why that was so funny to me because I just pictured in my head like just like all right doc It's just like an instant too It's not even like an animation Careful doc like it's real fucking You can fuck you up dude Oh there goes

Done Last question Last question I'm actually sweating sitting here and yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's wrap this up here Last question It's about the needles

Not about the time Let's see here I'm gonna pick out one bro you better hope you don't die if you're scared of needles yeah oh man well can i do one before i get to this is not even a question it's just like a thing that people are pointing out this is from um call e capi calli capi i've started listening from the start while i'm working how do you guys not realize how much you repeat yourselves on topics across podcasts Have you done that a lot?

I'm on podcast 43 right now. Oh. Oh, there, dude, they're going to hate that. I have no idea what. That was when we were still doing topics. Yeah. That was, yeah. Like, when there was actual, like, oh, God, they're going to get here and be like,

oh, my God, we get it. I think we really do spin. It's like conspiracy theories poop. Damn it. That's really about it. That's why we got to change it. That's what we're going to be doing. That's why the next episode is going to be.

We're going to have a hot-wing challenge. Yeah, we're going to have a... Yeah. We just blow our fucking Trump card just like that, dude? We're going to blur it out. We're going to blur it out. We're going to blur it out. We're going to blur it out. And then, yeah, yep. Because that's a really funny idea.

It was my idea. It was a great idea. We would just put him there. What? You said, yeah. That was my idea, I thought. Because at first I said, and then we agreed also together the same thing. A-2 or the same thing.

essentially yeah you're gonna piss off two types of people well now we gotta we gotta we gotta blur all this all right sorry guys it's gonna be a bunch of beeps bro it's gonna sound like a morse code machine tanner i mean larry larry what's you got uh bro he's trying to find a fucking i'm trying to like what's a good trying to find a who yaw question home run so one logging to our email we're fucked can you change the page can you go the page uh 1738 and then page 69 so you want to go 1730 all right let's do that let's do that okay type in a funny number so whatever number 1730 We're going to do this one. 1738, what?

Oh, here we go. Okay. Jackie Boy, what would y'all be doing if YouTube Twitch wasn't your career? Managing YouTubers? Managing YouTubers? Like, realistically? Yeah. Either that or being a bum in a casino?

I'll be in school. I would be behind one of the craziest Kickstarter projects ever. I'd find some something to do. A.k.a scam? Yep. I'd probably be a PE teacher. You know what I'd be doing? No, that's commendable as fuck.

Yeah. I'd probably find, like, more. ways to like, I'm not going to say that loud. Probably find dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die. What about you,

Grunk? He's doing it. Bird, bird researcher. You should research penguins, dude. They'll be fired. Oh, that'd be cool.

I want to, I don't know. I'm going to do something or other. Go to the Antarctica. Get a, get one of those things going. We do a little tour, find a bird,

poke it. Yeah. No. Who knows? I don't know. If I wasn't a YouTuber, I'd be a friend.

Oh, that's cute. And just like that, we're going to be wrapping up today's podcast. That was adorable. Yeah, that was freaking

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all for today's episode. Thank for watching. Make sure to check out any other uploads that we got either on the gaming channel or the main. We're going to try to still keep up with those

and everything like that. And aside from that, enjoy your weekend and fucking. Yeah. You don't have too much fun. Don't have too much. Don't get too crazy. You know, they'll get too. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. All right. Thank you all for watching. Grunk bro fish this out, boy. Maha. Matt. Bye. Bye. Bye everyone.

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