The Group Chat - #169 - The Horrible Haircut Trend Continues

Episode Date: July 25, 2026

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However you want to feel tonight, mood helps you get there. This is awkward. So everyone, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Are we at 170 yet? Please God. 169. No. 169. 169.

It is sweet. The 166. Last one. No, it is. Oh, my God. I hate hearing the number 160 anything now. I'm so ready for 1-7. 170. Oh, my God.

Just say that. It's actually been like the entire summer we've been on the 100. It makes me huge. It makes me sick. It's terrible. Since we hate this like whole arc, can I just eat an apple? Sure, Ruke. Can I just eat an apple?

Whoa, I heard that. That was Chris. Dude, while you eat an apple, I'm gonna drink my gamer subsetsing code group for 10% off. There's a sale going on right now. It's Christmas in July. What? It's that time of the year again. It is that time of the year where you are able to, as I pull up my ad read.

We get the brief. You can't save 10% off all gamer subs with our code. So there's going to be six tiers to unlock every Gigi tub purchase, caffeine-free. You get the ability to get free items. And there's a new Gigi flavor coming out by Caleb Hammer. Oh my God, the financial guy. Caleb Hammer?

Caleb Hammer? He's, um, dude, he'll sit you down and basically call you a fucking peasant. Everyone, dude. Everyone's like, you should go on Caleb. Sounds like an awesome guy. to buy stuff. No, no, no, he's cool. Go ahead, go ahead.

I was going to say everyone's talking about going on Haleb Camers. Caleb Hammer. But what about coming on in the group? Can we get Caleb Hammer? Like, take it to his finances and shit? We should dig it to his finances. Fuck it. Yo, why are you so responsible?

That's so lame. What are you doing, bro? Do you gamble? What are you doing your life? How do you wake up? You tell me you have payroll and employees? God, let's get a grip, man. Come on.

I want to have, I want gamers to collaborate with an attorney. The Texas hammer. Jim Adler. Jim Adler, the Texas hammer. Jim Adler? How only know one? Dude, he'll post up. Yeah, I only know one attorney in Texas.

You know who that is. And that's the gorilla. The gorilla. The gorilla. The gorilla. Yeah. The gorilla's another good one. But Jim Adler wrote,

he'll have these commercials. This is from like 2004. You have a commercial where like he's next to a car wreck, like a real car wreck. And he's just holding a hammer. He's like, I'm Jim Adler. The Texas hammer.

Boom. And it would just solve anything. He'll do it all for you. Anything. When Larry and he's just, I were in Houston a few days ago. We were driving around and we realized there were so many billboards and it was just all attorneys. It's all attorneys.

It's all crash accident. Do you think it works? Yeah, I do. Do you think some people get into a crash look at the billboard and like, oh. Oh. Okay. I'll give it. Okay.

Let's call. I feel like at that point, yeah, it's kind of like a God calling. If you feel like you look around, you're all dazed. Especially when there's billboards everywhere and every other one is an accident. It's an accident. Yeah, the phone number to like 8888-88-88-88. Yes, bro, yes. It was like 8-88, 8-88, 8-88.

What was that one? It was like 7-88, and then it was like... Abogado. Abogado. Abogado. What? 7-88-88. Abogado.

Abolado. What does that mean? Avogado. Turning Spanish. Abogado. Dude, if I got out of my rolled car, the one that rolled eight times, and I'm like, all beaten and battered. And I look up and I see the gorilla on a billboard, bro.

With an iced out Cuban chain? Yeah. I would not hesitate. Dude, in all the billboards, they all have gavels too. It's like really funny. They have hammers or the balance or they have the balance. Yeah, the fucking the two weights on either side. Dude, yeah, they act like they're like the hand of God.

Like they act so very high and mighty like I'm going to see you. We can control your outcome. I will control you. I will save you. Dude, that's how they act. Okay. Now, pivot. There's a lot of elephants in this room that we have to get to one by one.

A lot of elephants. But one of the elephants being, everyone was pissed the hell off that we answered. Pretty good elephant. Two questions last episode and we do apologize. Can I blame you? I think we did like three. Why? We did like three.

Can I blame you? You kept playing the seed of let's just answer. It's because there's five of us, dude. We each have to, maybe one person answers one question. That's a way better idea. I have one question here that didn't make it in any Google Doc, but my DMs. And it's from our good friend Glave. Oh, wow.

So if you guys would like to hear that. Let me know. He asks a pretty genuine question followed up by a would you rather that I think is equally as genuine maybe. But um, uh, um, y'all have been doing this internet ting for a while. What is your relationship with social media these days?

Does it feel real? To me, it feels mostly evil sometimes, uh, funny, but I'm intrigued. And, uh,

wow. Deep, deep, philosophical question here from glave. what do you guys think um i have my answer glaive how you doing dude yeah what's up glave yeah man

thanks for calling thanks for calling in why you guys like change up a little bit that's a down right too no that's how they normally act I don't know what's talking about no it's like it's a deep philosophical question that's deep as shit no I mean I think it's also funny

it's very stupid I still have my shit cater to my fucking art bro like I have the accounts all set up so that it's all like the good stuff. So I just gave really, I actually do get pretty inspired. I mean, you just look at some of my, if it loads, if it loads, um, some of my Instagram. You have like your own custom algorithm. You know, like Larry. Loubs? Larry content. Wow, that's a lot of porn. You just, no way. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's a lot of porn. It's pretty good. He's been on this cock ring thing for a minute. He's got a big ass magazine and he opens up.

Every now and then it's my secret stash. Who was that Frank Ocean that did? that? Yeah, Frank Ocean. Yeah, no, I mean, I think it's just kind of like, it's, to me, it's always been the same in the sense that, like, I still use it the way I've used it 10 years ago, many, many years ago, which is a lot of deep dives and a lot of rabbit holes

and a lot of research. Because that's always pretty fun. I like going down on Wikipedia or like, just a lot of random ash forums. But the question mainly is, what is your relationship with the internet? What is your relationship with social media like these days. Does it feel real? Especially

since it's our job, right? Yeah. I think. That's the angle I think is being played. Is that, does it feel real? I guess it feels real. I don't know. I think, I don't know if he's talking about like our corner or just like the general overall internet because I'll be real, bro. You know what? No, no. No, it does not feel real because I know that most of the shit that's like out there is like robot. It's all fucking, yeah. Did you know? Did you know? Did you know that for the first time ever in history, the amount of phony accounts ran by no human ever

has passed the amount of people online in traffic that are real. Dead internet theory. Yeah, dude, it's horrible, bro. I can't, like, I don't really, like, comments are funny, but none of them are ever like, dude, there's these, like... Internet, Instagram is real, though, on the internet. Those comments are too funny. No, well, you, there's some pages, though, that are like,

I follow these photographers. And I look at the comments and it's always like fire, fire. And it's, and it's the same shit. It's like, I'm blown away. Like it's, which is great. But it's just like, I don't know how to explain it where maybe I'm just thinking about it too much. It just all seems to like, I don't know. Like just too.

Dude, I got to be honest. This has been a thing. This has been a thing for, for fucking years though. You know, like years ago you'd be like want to buy Instagram followers. Yeah. Where do you think all those Instagram accounts came from? They're all real people. Yeah.

They're just waiting. I told me. They got served up. Yeah. They get DM. Okay. You know what? You know what?

I will admit something. I'll air myself out from years ago. Back when I was 16 years old, when I started up the Soft Willy page, I was like, okay, I know psychologically, for me. I will not follow an account if it has little followers. And I know a lot of people are the same. So years ago, I would do those like follow for follows and then I would bought followers. Oh, really? You bought it?

Really? Never meet your heroes. Never. I'm sick. I don't feel good about looking at you. You're horrible. Are you saying we built all this off of bots? Hey, no.

Look over here. This wouldn't have happened. You're number one, man. It was 500, false. Get out of here. You get two number ones. That's more than the people in my school. I had 500 followers and every single post I had had one like and was from the same guy every time.

Oh. Oh, shout out of that. That was me. That's, yeah. That doesn't. Yeah. Okay. Before we straight too far from the picket road,

I don't think that's how you say that at all. Anyways, we're going to get into this. Would you rather? Because this is... Wait, no, we didn't all answer the question. Yeah. Come on.

Keep up. Okay. Go ahead. All right, I'll say it. I don't like the internet at all. It sucks. It's... You look at Twitter.

Yeah. I like looking at conspiracies. But like, you look at Twitter, you're sad. There's always violence going on. There's always hate going on. There's just too much hate. I think there's too much information and we're all consuming it.

And I consume it all. It's such a rapid pace and it makes my brain go fucking stupid. It's like desensitizing. Yeah. Then I go on Instagram Reels and then I start drooling out of my mouth scrolling for real. Dude. Yeah. I was like, oh, dude, sometimes whenever I'm like waiting around on my computer, I'll just

scroll on like my Twitter for you. And it's the most like actually rotten content there ever ever is. And you're seeing the same tweets posted and recycles the last five years. Yeah. You're watching once again. And the vague posts and the people like. setting themselves up for their own alley to get like a million likes.

It's like, it's crazy stuff. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. My relationship with the internet over the years is definitely dimmed. It used to be bright and happy. And I think ever since COVID happened,

something, and it's all this AI shit. I just missed the days where it was like sick Photoshop, bro. Not cool prompt, dude. Like, you know, because now it's like, there's so much AI. Like, it's everywhere you go now. Do you know the shit?

If you guys think about it, you know how like a bunch of old heads on Facebook would see like an AI video of a fat guy skydiving and falling into a crater on the ground and be like, oh my God, I can't believe that. Yeah. Now, if we go back like 10, 15 years, imagine seeing like a cat with a lion body that someone photoshopped. Yeah, it was the same reaction, bro. Yeah.

If you guys really think about it, it was like the same thing. People were like, what? Yeah. What? No, what? This is a new species. Things used to have meaning, bro. There was a picture of a cat.

It was like an orange cat looking into a mirror. and it was a lion looking back at it. And it was like, whoa. That's deep. Things used to have meaning. No, right. Things used to make, but now, like, you can just... Yeah, now we're just like, okay.

Like, dude, I feel like we're digesting too much. Like, can anybody name, like, the most recent meme that wasn't AI? Ooh. Homer let the barge out. Free shit. That's AI. That was AI. Oh.

Yeah, isn't that crazy? I was actually sick here and try. Oh, dude. I will not be able to. Oh. Brain teaser I just threw on everybody. Yodling kid. No, that was...

No, no, I don't want to do. That was the last whole... What about everything shifted? GTA 6, is that... Is that... No, that's a game that's coming out, John. It's not a meme. It's not a meme.

It's the series. What about... Okay, what's a meme anymore? Like, are we talking like a trend that people are like posting over and over? Okay, most recent one, I guess, really big one was Hawk Tua. No, he's right though.

He's right. I think that is like, that's one of like the last pinnacles. No, I don't think so. I just, I can't recall any other thing. That's so long ago. I don't think so. If you're thinking like this year, that was not the same.

Damn. What has happened? I'm saying trying to like think of the most recent stuff that's not AI. That's a funny fucking meme. There's a lot of different corners of the Because remember those posts where it was like, in November, we had this meme. In September, we had, yeah.

Those are gone. It's over. Like, nothing happens anymore. Let me look up 20, 26 meme rewind so far. 2026. I don't even think they make those anymore. What if there's AI on it too now? Oh, my gosh.

Skeleton. What? Skeleton running? Oh, than noticing? Dude, I had no idea. No, those aren't even funny. You can't just say skeleton and then that's it. It's really just a picture of a skeleton.

Skeleton. Fuck. Oh my God. Remember those gifts? Skelton appears? Yeah. It's like all fire. Oh, that was good.

The skeleton. Let me see. 2026 memes. I remember the blue lobster. Okay. This was the one that I did think of. This is the one that I did think of. It was the Venezuelan leader that got captured.

He got captured. Yeah. But that was a meme. I don't think that's a meme. It was kind of like a meme. It was like, no. It was jucked around a little bit. The fuck?

How about that one? Oh. The fuck's good. I am Iceman, but that was AI, I think. That was AI. That was all AI. Fuck. Isn't that crazy, dude?

There's just nothing anymore. We're done. That's actually, yeah, you said something here. There's no more original media. It says the defining internet phenomenon so far in 2026 is the great meme reset. People have been saying that shit for like 20 years, bro. So people are saying Pepe again and Dog with Hat? We're just recycling the same shit, man.

I think AI is making us so dumb. He's dead. That we can't be creative to make memes anymore because we have, oh my God. Yep. I'm scared of this future. Dude, so to finish my conclusion, being on the internet and having it as my job, I look for every ability and availability and availability not to be on the internet where I can. Really?

I really do. Dang. I fucking hate it. I try to avoid it like the plague. People on the internet are not real. They don't give a fuck about you. And half the time, they're probably not real. They don't care about what they have to say.

They think that everything that they say has no consequences. I don't know. People are like husks of people nowadays. Like I actually like I found myself treating people in life more like a cartoon character than an actual person. Because I'm like there's no way you're real sometimes. Like actually. Not even on some mean shit. They're just like there's no way that the way that you're operating in life, you're real.

I can't classify you as a real person. Would that be just a disagreement between one and another? No, like they're just so. No, they're just so polarized. Like they're so like. It's a big word. Like the way that they are is just so extreme and drastic. Not for a lot of people, but for some people I come across yet.

Now, can I ask you a question? Sure. Willie. Yeah. Would you rather, every time you get close to the cell service, you get a headache. And if you are next to the router, you get nauseous and you're throwing up sick. Sick as a dog, sort of forcing you out of society. Or marry and have a white picket fence life with the worst bitch you have ever met.

caveat being you can't cheat your lever in any way you got to be the husband of all time what that's his what you got damn number first option first option you'd rather you know what no yeah headache every time you get close to a cell tower yeah yeah yes i'll go i'll go live on one of those communes where all those people are like i'm afflicted by 5g you guys are a bunch of misogynists why why you can't handle the heat can't handle the heat of If we don't want to be married to a terrible person. Yeah, it's like somebody you just don't love. I'm just using buzzwords at this point.

You guys are a misodontist. A white picket fence life. White picket fence life with the worst person you've ever met in your ever life. What is a white picket fence life mean? It's like the American dream. Think about like dad comes home from work. In the 1940s they're like, oh, this is the best place ever. See?

That's the American dream. Buy a house for like $12,000. It represents owning a spacious home, a loving family, and a peaceful, orderly lifestyle. Yeah, with the worst person you've ever met. And you can't leave, by the way, BT-dubs. You can't leave at all. You have to be a good husband. I have to stay there.

And you can't cheat either. I feel like you'd harbor a lot of negative emotions. Yeah. Yeah, you would be a lot of resentment. You would be a bottle, man. You'd be a prisoner in your own mind. Wait, so the caveat is what I cannot cheat and leave ever? No, ever.

You got to be the, and I quote. Quote, you got to be the husband of all time. Of all time. Of all time. Is there a medal for that or anything or no? No. Would you want to hold hands while you answer? Get us world record.

Best husband. You're over here on my furniture. This guy dealt with so much shit for so long. I would optionate it. I would optionate and I can have a form. Dude, we could all go live on one. It'd be great. You'd be so great.

We'd be like interstellar if the world wasn't like dying. Yeah, dude. Okay. That is... Can we get Hans Zimmer to make a new piece for our movie? Living off the grid? Yeah. We just get these headaches every time we get close to self.

Kevin MacLeod, like Hans Zimmer rendition? Imagine. Glave question? That could be legendary. Done. Thank you, Glave. Thanks, Glave. Thank you, Glave.

That was beautiful, which you've brought on into... Also, I'm still going through some of these questions. I'm trying to remember where I even left off. Let's just like throw a random number in there. Yeah, one, ask one person and one sentence answer. 14. Do number 14. 14?

I think we probably already did 14. I don't think so, maybe. 78. Okay, well, I could do 14. I don't think we did this one. If you could go anywhere in the world right now for free, where would you go and why? Japan. Right out of your mouth, man.

Right out of your mouth. That fuck-ass smirk. Japan, smirk. For free right now. Oh, for free right? now? Right now. For free What did you hear at first? It's like really expensive.

Right now. Right now. For free right now, I would do. I would do. I would do. Wait. Can you ask a question again? Oh. Me? Yeah. Oh, who me? Yeah. If you could go anywhere in the world right now for free, where would you go and why? In the world right now? In the world right now? Right now. It has to be in this world.

Okay. In this world. That's this world. In this world. Dude, that's the moon of this world. I do Norway. That's good. I do Norway.

Let's go to China. Why? Why do I get judged? Not you. I'm not throwing to you. Sorry, it was him. He was touching my ish. He pushed my phone.

So, so why Norway? Uh, because number one. Why not Germany? I thought you liked Germany more. There's no more. Yeah, there's an art school in Germany. There's no, there's no ranking of what you like more and less. Dude, there's like a, there's like a freak-ass fucking.

There's an art school that only the best artists to graduate from. There is a bar that you want to go to where they take your phone or club. Yeah. There is that too. There is that too. You want to get turned away by the bouncer at the door. Talking about Bergheim. No, I would, I'd want to go to Norway because it looks nice.

But I heard it's expensive, so I don't know. Wait, this is a vacation or we stay there forever? Like how long? I don't think that's in the question. Fuck it. Let's just let our minds run free. I get to move there for free forever. I already know what mine is.

I'd go to Iceland. Ah. It's got awesome theory. And that makes sense for you. It's got like, yeah, it's like, um, what does the hot springs outside? It's basically like Washington. It is like Washington. Yeah.

It's pretty much like, more exotic. Just big and giant and cold and just, oh my God. And Bjork. And Bjork as well. Oh my God. I know where I go? I go to Argentina and mourn with the people. Oh, is that so?

Because, yeah, in the recent world of happenings, that happened. That did happen. So that really did happen. So. Yeah. The Argentina situation is kind of insane. Just a little bit, kind of insane. Moist Critical made a few videos on him.

Well, do tell. What happened? Dude, so vague. They got outclassed on every single front in the World Cup and lost to Spain. Damn. Every single front. Damn, damn, damn. It was one to zero.

It was, but there apparently, like, there wasn't even a shot on goal until, like, 90 minutes in or something like that. Damn. Well, dude, the other game that. was like six to four 10 goal game that was like people were saying that was the craziest game to ever happen in a world cup ever in their I wanted to see that one dude I missed a lot place game right yeah that was just the third place game it was freaking crazy it is bro was it was it with England yeah it is that the one England did in France heard about that one I heard about down in the world but I haven't watched any of the games I'm like the last person to keep up with it unfortunately we caught um I think like the last yeah everything except for the first 10

minutes of the final game and it was a fucking snooze fest. Oh. I fell time bro. Oh. It was yeah. It was doom scrolling. It was like zero zero for like the entirety of the game. Until it wasn't. No close cause? No, the keeper, dude,

I think he blocked 11. Shout out Spain though. Yeah, Spain. The Spanish gold keeper. Dude, that Yamal guy, dude, he's like 19. He's like 19. He's like young. He's young. The heck. God. There he goes. Imagine being 19 winning a World Cup. and just being a fucking boss. What do you do after that?

Yeah, what do you do? What do you do? You just accomplished it all. Retired? Like, you did it, bro. I guess you got to get it again. That's a long life to live after that. Did Tom Brady retire after one?

No. No. No. He's for more. He's greedy. He's greedy. He's greedy. He's greedy.

He punched someone. He slapped Logan Paul. He did. Give me a random number. 1738. 1738. Yeah, I'd do that one. Didn't we do that last?

1739. Sorry Oh, wait, no No, we didn't do Okay, 1738 How did everyone get their streamer names? They're also interesting and unique So I really want

Like to know the inspiration behind them Are they interesting and unique Are they? Not Mike T, Isaac Y, Laird. Haley, you're very generous I guess maybe we don't think it's that unique

Maybe because the way we got him is not the, we've explained it before We just kind of like rolled the dice. Yeah, we kind of rolled the dice. Same with the group. I mean, the group was like a temporary name that we just forgot to change. It became our whole fucking thing. It came a thing.

And I think what really finalized it was when we started working with Gamer Slips. I guess, we were just like, ah, fuck it. Let's just do the group. He's got a pretty unique name. Soft Willie. How'd you get your name again? Yeah, how'd you get your name? That's 40 God was like 10 episodes ago.

I can't remember. I just can't remember, though. I can't recall word for word bar for bar. You want me to do that? Yeah, I can do it. Go ahead. So, Isaac, let's popcorn. it. Okay. All right. Um, so, sort of. So I was making my meme page and popcorn drunk.

And then, um, I saw all these like horny guys replying to models on Instagram. And I was like, did you get popcorn? I do the opposite of that. Oh yeah. What if it wasn't because you were respectful? I was like, dude, these comments are like way too imbalanced. Yeah. So I had my fedora on and I tipped it and I said, my lady, shall we go on a nice walk on the beach and talk about our feelings? There goes that. Can't do shit, bro. We can't do shit. We can't do popcorn.

And then I deactivated. I was popcorning, man. We're all popcorning each other. I like popcorn. It's good to eat. Fucking God, bro. Yeah, true. End of the story.

End of the day. We've answered that before a few. Yeah, we were just like, we could do it again. I can't remember. Mine is just. I was. I was literally just playing Oh no

Larry came from comedian laborer the cable guy And then Kroft Ding Ding Ding All right big two I always thought

Croft was like Minecraft Like you loved Minecraft Like Bed Wars But I couldn't But I couldn't find the A A was taken Yeah I couldn't find the A on my keyboard

So I just typed Oh Um My name is pretty unique Um It's just My name starts with the T I'm big tea

I mean that makes sense yeah I used to be tanning oil though it's kind of funny yeah that was a funny name yeah yeah that's good how many how many names have you had two big tea and tanning oil yeah really my Xbox Gamer tag was my full name and my football number

like my full dogs that's all they need bro it's awesome don't ever fight in a fucking lobby yeah I'm never playing Xbox you can't shit talk you can't do anything Like it just be wraps, immediately wraps. I don't even know what I was thinking.

And your parents just were cool with that, I guess. Yeah, I mean, it was a different time, I guess. Yeah, no, it really was. No one cared back then. Well, they did, but not like that. Not like that, no. See, now I see that and I'm like, either this guy actually is a dumbass or he's, it's his friend's name. Or I'm so innocent and sweet.

Oh. Oh. You wouldn't hurt a fly. No. Facebook gaming, like streaming on Facebook. Everyone's got their names. They're just the real personal accounts. That would be so cool.

All right. I'm going on to the next question because we already answered that one before. So I just did a random one. 1485. T.J. says, who steals the most food besides Nick? Tanner. Yeah, I'd say so.

That's me. What the fuck? What do you mean besides Nick? That's what it says. That's what it says. That wasn't me. That was what it says. I don't even steal food.

Um, you still his damn puff bars You did I want to bring that up But I'm gonna bring it up Puff bars like So it's news to me It's news to me that stealing Is asking for permission to have one

Oh Well so yeah I mean You accuse me to steal the puff bar Well I remember Ooh You got me He's gonna defend himself Ooh

There are times where you ask And there are times where you just take I've never No you come into like Where are they And you're like Where's my steam deck? Where's my steam deck?

My steam deck is definitely Grunk, have you seen my steam deck? The last time I saw was when I took that picture You're eating the like Carl Jacobs gummies And playing with it on the floor And you're like

Snakers cross the apple How do you fucking remember that? Yeah That's good. You don't have a picture. Playing out your steam dick on the floor. Okay. We'll have to use some context clues from that picture.

And you're like watching a new Mr. V's video too. Oh my God. Was I opening cases on CounterStrike? Yes, yes. Wow. I'll never try to find the picture. Wow, that's like, that's, that's like prime dopamine.

Insane callback. You're crazy. Yeah, well, I'm currently going through the process of figuring out who stole my, my steam deck. You've been going through that process? I think I've seen Larry play the steam deck a few times. I have a steam deck. I have my own. Coincidence. He has a seed deck.

He never bought one. He never bought one. I do. I have the receipt, actually. This is my name. Well, that's because I sent it to your email. No. No, you didn't know.

What do you have to say no? No, you did not. Then why am I logged in? Because you stole it? No, I did not. You can log him out easily. No, I didn't. See how he's looking for another question?

No, I did not. Well, anyway, we're going to move on, but once grunk. Give me a number here. Give me a, 2,500. 2,500. How's such a weird number? Says, that's a good one.

Just three vibes. When are Tanner layer going to kiss on the mouth? I'm sorry, what? I sneezed What I didn't hear it I don't know That's a weird question We should do another number

All right 2499 2499 When are Nick and Isaac Can't kiss on you This is from Oh my God This is from Eliza

With the group Would the group ever do A vlog style video of exploring Abandoned Haunted Places Hospitals, Fours, etc? No Never again Are we ever doing that?

Are we ever going to do it? We did it I don't know Yeah, we did it. It's fine. We already did it. It's coming out soon, Elijah. It'll be coming out soon.

It is with all of us. Elijah, you know, like, Eli? Oh my God. Not soon soon, but oh.

How old were you in this picture? 25. Is that a few months? Oh, he's got a popper. He's got one of those fucking poppers. And he's got a family guy. Family guy. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Oh my God. That's a real picture. It is a real picture. I don't even remember seeing that ever. Holy shit. July 12th,

20, He had a hat on in that too. That was a few years ago. July 12th, 2023. Damn, that's three years ago. Dang! We've known each other for so long. Yeah, that's crazy.

Wait, 2023, we were in the second house at that point. Yeah. 20203. Dude, someone stole my fucking steam deck. I think the person who lives there now still hasn't plays on it.

I bet you. Should I go over there? Go confront them right now. Do you like a search warrant. Yeah. Hey, my steam decks here and just like walk in. I have a question here. Yeah.

It's called, Hey, Soft Willie. What does the top of your head look like now? Oh, where did you get that question? Well, I don't want to take up my head. I've had hair really bad. Oh, really? I've really bad hair. Yeah, no.

You do. Okay. It molds to your head. I don't know if I just show my bad hat hair. You don't like your hair? Just, yeah. I mean, it's okay. It's all good, though.

Come here. Let's just see it Let's just see it Oh That is spectacular What kind of What hair are you fixing there? What are you touching your head for

Fixing my hat here There's no hat hair Oh he's like PTSD dude How does it look? You look great Whoa whoa whoa whoa No photos, no pictures please Wait can you like

Bend like forward? Okay I want to say something real quick That was really funny So yesterday after we did this We went to the gas station. And we were like, dude, I felt so bad. I felt like we, we tricked him to be like, dude, you're going to get so many views. Don't worry.

You're going to be famous. And we like totally just bullied him. And then we took him to go get snacks. Dude, I walked in there. Oh, my God. He walks in. He's looking at the candies and the worker. He has these boxes and he comes out from the back.

And he's like, hey guys, welcome in. And he just stares at Nick. He's like, oh, gross. I was like laughing. He's like, whoa. I walked away and he's able to see the visible writing on the back of my head. Yeah, turn around. Yeah, we got a, we got to get like a little, like a weird angle here.

Yeah, here we go. I actually did pretty good lining you up. Like, it looks all symmetrical to me. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That's not bad. What does the back of your shirt say? I don't even know what it says.

It says, F1. We're here to race. We're here to race. Yeah, we are with GT on the back of your head. Are we really? I'm here to race. We're here to race. Yeah

That's so cool You should go and try and buy a car See what happens I was saying I was saying we should go to downtown Oh yeah You guys record me trying to like Open every single car door I can find

On the streets Reach for every single handle Oh yeah He's pulling on everything bro So Brunk How do you feel man I think you went too far

Wow But I think it's pretty funny Is there really He got some laugh. Grunk, at what point would you have called it here? Bro, when Tanner said we're going to go a shorter guard, my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe that you actually were okay with that decision and you had no protest at all. Okay, I thought that was the plan because I saw the Mark Wahlberg cut and I was like, okay, it's that short.

We have to go no guard. That was the point. But I think I was a fucked up individual for making a little island of hair. Because I'm an island, boy. I don't even like, yeah. I like it, though. That's a charm. We almost shaved it.

I don't mind it either. Like, shave it. I actually don't mind it. Which I'm still. It's really smug. It looks like you can give it eyes and it'd be a really smug like detective or something. It's like you don't give a shit. Like I know I'm ugly, but it's just because I'm fat.

And like once this all goes away, I'm going to redo it with the same hair cut when I'm chiseled and I'm going to look fucking crazy. I think if anyone can rock it. It's you. Yeah, you're rocking it right now. Yeah. Yeah. It's really not. Yeah.

It's like I've known you my whole life with that haircut. Yeah. For sure. Really. Yeah. You guys are hyping me up and gassing me up for real. Dude, I know. I appreciate you.

This is a real friendship right here. I'm going to ask you. Maybe I do love the internet. How did your pets react to it? Oh my God, please. Raya was really confused. I fucking knew it. Did she do the head tilt?

Like the... Dude, she like waited to smell me. Yeah. She was like hesitant and shit. Walked inside and she was barking up a fucking storm at me. Did Bento run away? Like from home? I knew it, dude.

Beto was actually really welcoming. Oh, really? He paused with me. It's like, oh, you're like, stupid gray. Yeah. The cross-eyed cat noticed. immediately. He probably sees a haircut, like a really good haircut. Like, what did you do for it? Do no? It's nice. That's nice.

It's so funny. I knew Raya was going to be like really upset. She was like, what the fuck? And then she, she chilled out. She didn't, I mean, she barked for a little bit, but it was bad. The equivalent of that, just letting you know is like when you, when you have a kid and you shave your beard completely off after never, yeah, just completely just like loses it. That happened to me once. It was actually terrifying. My dad came to pick me up from daycare and he shaved go tea and I was like, I literally thought I was getting picked up by a stranger. It's really dark, a really dark day for me.

You couldn't look at him, right? Yeah. Oh my God. What about, what about, I don't know why I keep thinking Chip, like I keep thinking of his name as Button, because he looks like a little button. Chip? Yeah, Chip, what did Chip do?

Did he not give a shit at all? No, Chip didn't mind. I think Chip's like mentally like zero still. Yeah, yeah. I can't even see like colors or shapes. All he knows that I do is shit. in the fucking closet and Oh my god really?

He's not litter box trained? No he is but sometimes he just likes to shit in the closet. I don't get it. But he is but he just fucking like rebels. He has free will and decides where he wants to go pooled. That's crazy. Nice.

Yeah, I don't know. I've never known any cat to do that. Or it's like I can use the litter box but I'm not going. But I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna. Dude, bento has been, I had to take him to the vet because I needed to get him studied. What?

He eats his own fucking poop sometimes. Turn him in for like a cat. Oh. Yeah. That's really gross. The vet's like, we've never seen this before. And I'm like, I don't even know what I don't know what to do you need. So I had to buy like a $400,500 fucking litter box that like cleans itself and like prevents

a turd from getting to him. Apparently it's behavioral. Apparently he needs like maybe stimulation. It could be either stimulation, stress. People love to say that. I don't know. I think just cats are different. And maybe I'm just like a bad pet owner.

But the answer to everything is just stimulation. They always got to be active. Well, it's crazy because, like, he'll be throwing up sometimes, and there's just a whole ass turd he vomits. Yes. And it's not a freaking hairball? No. And he doesn't know that.

And, dude, it's like, and I look at this, and I'm like, bro, okay, so I take him in, I spend like $600 at the vet to get him checked out, and they're like, everything looks fine. I'm like, bro. Okay, dude. It's just a kitten. It's a kitten doing kitten shit. He vomits poop. Bentto's four years old.

Oh, we're talking about bento. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, it's a grown man we're talking about. Dude, it changes everything. Harvey, I'm worried about him because he's too afraid of the water bowl to go drink out. What?

He has no idea why. He like creeps up all, like, neck extended, like really trying to go slow. And anytime any sudden noise, he jumps, he goes, and it's like, he gets really tense when he's near the water bowl. And it's like, bro. Is it reflective? Like is it automatic? It's reflective, but it's Try getting an automatic.

It's just a bowl of water. Try not reflective. I have no idea. Well, dude, he's not like looking at the reflection. I don't know. Maybe you should try and get a little fountain water. That's better for cats. Well, that's what he had, but it broke.

Oh, poo. Oh, poo. But it's out of that same bowl. Gotta get a job, Dad. It's really funny to watch, though. Okay, wait. I refuse to just let three more questions. Like, that's how we make this better.

These guys only answered three questions on the, podcast so we answered three more. The current time is one. Should we do a lightning round? Like we're not being proactive about this. Yeah, we got to like... Okay. This from Carlos, you, when will Isaac

actually reveal? Does he just value his privacy at the moment? It's mostly privacy, also. I don't know. Sometimes you know. Okay. Alyssa, how do you guys live together divide the chores? I know for sure none of y'all cook. None of us do chores or cook? Nope. There you go

Uh, Uh, Uh, Jehill is soft Willie's Willie, really soft. Also, he, biggest fogglam out. This is why I go through them.

This is why I comb. No, just keep going. Keep going. Okay, well, answer, answer. Soft, really soft. Is it?

Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Is there any video ideas you've done before? Willi vlog group channel or your own channels that you would ever want to try again in a different way? No, never. Next.

Uh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It answers, yeah. More haunted, more haunted houses. More investigations. Yes.

Yes. I like to do more camping. That was fun. More camping, yeah. Bubble ball for me for Willie vlog. Bubble ball. Like the soccer one? Dude ball too.

Dude, I would love to play bubble ball again. You promised them. I want to go to the Apple store with Willie. Oh! I want to join Grug with that, dude. Yo, let's all go. We all get something.

Yeah, I was going to say you can get bought something. Even if we don't buy anything. I just want to go. I like, I like the Apple store. Looking back on all those Willie vlogs, dude, I bought Tanner a laptop. I bought you, a phone. A monitor. A monitor.

Still use it. You play binding of Isaac on it. And watch Family Guy. That's a good use, bro. That thing will be with it for the rest of his life. Yeah, I'll never get another one. Okay, next. Okay.

Also, my laptop speaker right now is making a weird sound, so I'm scared. All right, next question. Kobe, yeah. Kobe says, when is the deluxe album coming for Donna 2? Oh, hell no. The songs are still in the works right now. Dude, we're working on a song called BPJ, the one that was sent. Like a sample from

Kanye The praise Jesus BPJ Yeah We're just gonna full send that shit We're gonna full send that shit We're gonna full send it And then you get struck down

But it's in good faith Like we're trying to make it right It's a good song Okay But now soon hopefully Dude everything's just delayed I mean music shit's been taking A long fucking time

Yeah where's my music Doing things the right way With like fucking contracts And like Making sure that I think Everyone's protected and safe. It's way slower

than just like fucking farting on a beat and putting it up and calling it to do. Yeah, it is, bro. Yeah, it is.

Yep. Uh, next one from Miles. Is Grunk still bald and what's y'all's favorite song from any softfully album? Love y'all,

by the way. I actually, the only song that really, really gets stuck in my head, like hardcore is I love you so and I don't know why.

Because that's probably it. I don't want to, I don't like patting myself on the back, but I really like that song a lot. I sometimes listen to it just or, like, remind myself what was going on.

Big at bat, Louis. Yeah, I don't really know what the fuck was going on with the ears. You alt it on that beat for sure. Not really. But it's a really good song. Really good song, bro. Grunk is actually pretty good. And grunk.

Grunk is really good too. That one just came out of like thin air. I'm grung. It was never like planned and it's still hard as fuck. Yeah. That song just had baby Santana on it or Tanna. It did. It did have baby Santana.

Yeah. And then, yeah. He was my favorite part and then he got removed. Yeah. That song went up without permission from his label. Oh. I didn't. When you have fun as an artist, bro.

I didn't even know that that was like a thing at the time. And so I just got taken down. We'd replace Pac-God on it, put Pac-Gon where he was. I'd say my favorite song is probably one of the songs that's coming out on a deluxe. Shoot! Which one?

W. promo! Is it the one with... Bouncing on it! Yeah. Bouncing on it. The rock song. Oh, it's the rock song? Yeah.

Wait, what about the ham one? The ham one. The ham one. Ham. It wasn't ham. It was a snippet. I want to hold your ham. It's that one.

Yeah. Good call. Good fucking call. That is correct, bro. Yeah. That song's called Come Back Home. When is that coming back out? I want to hold your ham.

Because tonight I hold your ham. Yeah, that song's going to be on the project. But it's a good song, but no. It's a good song, but no. You just like Lexus. I mean, we're talking about our favorite, right? Of everything. It would either be the one that's coming out.

On the deluxe, it's definitely one of more, more, like, really simple ones. Something I can hear going in, like, a direction that I really want to see it go in. Otherwise, probably I would just have to say, like, party. Party is, like, one of my favorites, actually. Party's good. It's just so replayable, you know? All right. Next.

Okay, next one, GEO Pizza Rolls. I think it meant to say CEO. I don't know. What happened to the K-pop cards you're unboxed as a collector? I'm seeing them get thrown around like that is really a nightmare to me, so I want to know if they're still, you know, alive. Okay. Seeing them get thrown around like that? I think there's a majority of them are in my room.

I was about to say, you took all of them. I have like every, I have GamerSubs cards. I have Pokemon cards. I have like every single card that's ever opened in my room. You should get one of those big clear things that can go behind your like setup and that you can display them. Name one. Name one artist you have. Uh, I have Junkook.

I have that one. Okay. No way. I got, there's a few other ones. Name one of those. That's it. That's enough. That's all we need.

Next. Okay, next one. This is from Woodvick. My question is for Nick. I'm trying to get into vlogging more as I'm getting through college. And I want to move away from recording on my busted-ass iPhone. I would... What would you recommend as a good stepping stone camera to get into vlogging? And what would you see is the best camera you've used for vlogging? Anyways, thank you for putting up this Q&A. Keep up the good word. Love y'all. Not romantically.

Doug Mark. W. Vic. Love. Not romantically. Yeah, so Isaac spoiled by fucking answer. However, there's two different answers. Say it out. Say it. So the first vlog camera ever started with was the ZVE10.

And that camera was fucking awesome. The Sony ZVE10 it was like with the little fluffy microphone on the top. It did its job. It wasn't a full frame camera but it really did its job. It was small enough. The 50 millimeter lens on it was just enough. You know where it's right now? It's downstairs on the kitchen

floor. Is it actually? Yeah. Oh man. It was from my warehouse, right? Yeah. Listen, there are stepping stones in life and The ZVE10 is the first one. Dude, I remember, so I took that camera with me to Japan, and then I knew at the time that the ZVEE1 was coming out. Remember we saw the Zvee 1?

We saw it in person. We were like, oh, ho. And I was like, dude, this camera's fucking sick. I even placed the pre-order for that camera. Got the Zvee 1. I didn't even like it. I got it. I didn't like it.

You thought it was too heavy. I'm pretty sure. Because the lens. Until I found the right lens. But for a long time, the ZVE10, old fucking reliable. Yeah. Straight up. It's rarely light.

It comes with the pancake lens. It's like really. tiny and it zooms out and it's really nice it's really really good iPhones are great now like they're fucking fantastic I think most big YouTubers actually use them because they're so reliable everyone has not everyone okay that's

but iPhones are very reliable and the newer ones are just like the cameras are fantastic so it depends if you really want to go like ultra compact this is what I use for my show you your camera you got now oh yeah all right you've like reversed

oh yeah I've gone back this is the SDR H, what is it 100? H100, bro. This is from 2011. This thing's fucking killer. It's got a crazy-ass zoom on it, and it's old as shit,

and this is what I'm using for vlogging right now. I'm not even worrying about labs right now. I think I'll upgrade those in due time, but this thing is fire. But I was going to say that the ZV1, genuinely, is like the quickest auto-focus

I've seen on a camera, like ever. Ever? You've seen it, right? Remember? It's fast. Yeah, that thing is fast. And, like, I feel like when you're on the go,

If you just want to turn a camera on and point and shoot, that's the type of camera you want. Unless you can honestly, like, unless you can afford to go with like a new phone, like a new iPhone, these new phones are fucked up. Yeah, they have like 48 megapixel cameras, bro. These cameras are insane. They're nice. They're really, really funny. I know a lot of people, the microphones are not bad. And like, I mean, even if you want to get like a lab, I know this is like a more expensive option.

But I mean, fuck it. You have a new phone at that point. Yeah. And you have a new, like a camera. Yeah. And all of the videos you record are already on. phone. Yeah.

No exportation is needed. Next question. And you can edit on your phone too. Lastly, real quick, sorry. Lastly, I also would maybe

kind of double down on the phone for a second because, dude, if you want to vlog and film, having a camera, you're going to more likely be stopped and be told you can't film here than if it was just

an iPhone. Like the iPhone, the quality is so good now that it's almost like so subtle like people aren't going to stop you. They think it's, they assume it's more personal than commercial, right?

And so, yeah, iPhone is definitely a play. W infiltration Willie. Yeah. Oh, I had the meta glasses before they were meta glasses. Mm-hmm. We snuck into Lego.

Remember that shit? Come on, baby. The shitty-ass Amazon ones, dude. That quality was actually awesome. It was fun. Oh, my God, I forgot about that. You guys did. It was like detective work.

I told you couldn't go to Lego store with a camera, so you bought Amazon record glasses. Yep. And they could never tell. Yep. All right. Next question is from Elisa. Would you guys ever do something with the fans

or here in Europe? Yes. In Europe? Oh, well, with the fans, like, we could do some sort of, like, group. I don't know. I feel like if we do some sort of field trip where we go out and we start doing some shit

and we go to the field trip. Yeah, like a little, like, trip, you know. I think it would have to be a convention. That'd make the most sense. Yeah, E.U. TwitchCon. Which already came and win. Let's just throw the group con. The group con.

Yes, bro. It's like right out of, like, a pub in Ireland. Yes, dude. You know how I think Forrest Gump when he was running and everybody joined them, it'll be like that, but through Europe. But then he like randomly stopped loki and he disappointed everyone. Yeah, never watched.

He said he was, he was done now. He's never fully watched Forrest Giles. What the fuck? Life's like a Baca chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get. Dude, that's crazy. I would like a Baca chocolate. You never know what you're gonna do.

All right, next one's from BBC vlogs. BBC. This one's for Willie. Yeah, this is for Willie. Can you take it? Yo, guys, I got a question for y'all. Least favorite video. y'all worked on, participated in

was posted, or a video that just didn't turn out the way you guys wanted it. Oh, I remember one that turned out. That didn't turn out. Remember the old man one? Took like all day. Oh, my God. That one sucked.

Yeah, dude. Like, it was just... Like, whole day burnt and then nothing... Oh, you guys had to show for it with some makeup. Yeah. I went live and I was like, ugh! I was like ripping it off.

Wasn't your fault. Wasn't your fault. Wasn't you real. They said that they could do it and it didn't really do it. Yeah. You can explain why, bro. Dude, that was just such a dud of a video and it costs a lot of money too.

Yeah. You know? It was like you spent a shit ton of money and that was just a low package tier. Yeah. Like it was just like a low. Yeah, because prosthetics are really expensive. They're expensive.

That's the way. Yeah. No one had any prosthetics. It was like $1,100 for like a few pieces on your face. Damn. And that was one person and it would take seven hours to apply. Yeah. Or like five hours or something like that.

Oh, no. Um, that's definitely up there for one of my fucking least favorite videos of all time. Of all time. That didn't even make it out really because it was supposed to be we became old people in Discord. Yeah. People are like, I'm still waiting for this. And every single VC, oh, and on top of it, every single server that we tried joining, you had to have a fucking certain rank to go like.

You gotta like prepare the accounts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. In there, yeah. It's, uh, that was, I remember that it was gloomy after that. I was like, dang.

Yep. It didn't turn out the way it was supposed to turn out. Mm-hmm. Um. I guess, well, I think the question said posted. Was it least fairer posted? Oh, or partaken? Least favorite video y'all have worked on and participated in that was posted or a video that just didn't turn out the way you guys wanted.

Posted. Or participated in? Or participated in? Dude, I got to go back into YouTube and look. Yeah. Honestly. I've enjoyed almost every video I've been a part of. Yeah, like I can't recall.

Posted ones. Posted ones are all pretty fun. Just a bunch of content hogs over here. Because I'm only thinking of the not posted. Like magnet fishing sucked ass. Oh my God. That didn't go to plan at all. No, not at all.

That's true. That's true. Yeah, we have a magnet fishing video. No. That didn't go to plan at all. All we kept finding was one bottle cap and we were there for like four hours. Do you remember when we got the fucking magnet stuck on the like steel dock?

Yeah, we couldn't take it off. Yeah, bro. Fuck. There was, yeah, there's a, there's a few like. there's a few plunders or blunders whatever the bad one means I can't just

I can't think of any posted though yeah no these are all fun yeah we have a level of quality we like these are all fine yeah

I don't know I mean that's the one that comes to mind immediately just because they didn't go to plan that's about it you guys don't have any

no I mean there are videos worth like no they're fun but that's like part of it true true

all right I'll just go to the next one Nick if you got something, plop it out. He's on Twitter. No, I was looking through YouTube. I, dude, I'm trying to think of, like, even my main channel, but

I can't, every single video had a story. Yeah. You know, every single video, it was like, no, I just can't. All right. Oh, no, actually I do know. Okay. It just came to me. Holy fuck. The demons came in me and just told me what it was. Discord prank calling. I fucking hate

that series. Oh, okay. I do. You know what? Let's air it out right now. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it, but yeah. Oh, it wasn't in your mind. Wow. I fucking hate this prank calling. So, why is it?

Because one, I hate prank calling in general. I find that to be like a bit egregious. It's just kind of fucked up. It's awkward. It's terrible. It's overdone. Like, it's 2026, man. Like, and then sometimes, bro, like, when we be recording with like fucking Pachad and shit,

bro, Pacot has them be, like working. Do you make them work? Like, like, can I get 3,000 cheeseburger? on and they're like writing it down and he doesn't give up and I don't mind like Isaac will add this creative flare right like Isaac puts in the work for sure

to like make it not stagnant and just bullshit boring calls I just fucking hate prank calling I hate it dude because I don't like talking I look like such a fucking barnacle in that call because I'm like I don't want to do this yeah I don't like calling people on the phone in general like at all

so why would I do it like Tanner never calls any of us ever Oh, my God. I remember. I only text. There's that one clip of Yummy saying Tanner doesn't talk to me ever. Yeah, it's because I hate calling.

Like, I'll, I see him in the house, but I'll be like, I don't know. What's up? What's up, dude? I'll be like, I don't know. But calling is just not my favorite, dude. So that's, um, I'm glad I know where everyone's head is at right now. I'm going to have to get rid of a few. I have like 20 banger-ass prank call ideas that I am going to have to repurpose.

I don't think it was. This is it going to call like Maggioni's like grill, whatever it's called. No, no, they're really They're really good. Maggioni is a little grill. Out of all the calls that happened, I have to say Highway in.

Shout out, bro. Come on. Complete roll of the dice. Just like, beautiful, bro. Just beautiful. Remember the strip club that we prank to call? Gentlemen's club, grunk.

Yeah, sorry. Gentleman's club. My mistake. My mistake. If it wasn't to protect, there he goes. If it wasn't for. prank calling Mike Boba Gar would never exist. That is also true.

Deleg. Or DeLeg. Michael Gorbachev. Dude. There's a guy on TikTok that always comments on every TikTok. I'm literally DeKtoe. I'm literally DeLeg. Shout out to you.

You've been waiting for this, I bet, because we've never in our life ever said something. Shout out to Leg. Because you are literally Deleg. I miss, dude, the leg bit was so funny when you thread it together, right? You had Deleg, DeLeg, DeLan, DeLan, calling a store. Nick's all like, you're waiting. wasting his time. It's like, why would you write down to arm Deleg and DeBrain for a table for three? Like, can we be serious? The brain called. He had to cancel two reservations.

The brain. The brain. D-E-B-R-A. That's because for them, they're like probably on autopilot. Like, okay. Yeah, I don't want to disrespect anyone. Yeah, the lady didn't want to write down the long versions of DeLeg, which was DeGlester Hard-Duncle Chud. Or Hard-Dunk and Chud. Yeah, DeGlestone Hard-Hud. Yeah, DeGlestone hard-Duncich. Yeah, that's, I'm like, totally fucking. ceiling in my answer is prank calls. I also hate LastlyV.C., but I do it.

God damn, man. Lasting VC is fun, though. That's why we become close. That's what we said. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun.

It's fun. It's fun, but I think I just suck at staying up. You did all right. I think it's done permanent damage to me. Like, I can only fall asleep at like 4 a.m. Yeah, we're still feeling the repercussions of less than you see.

I swear. It was like one all my degree. I'd give us a severance package and like... A severance package? A severance package. If we go to the moon... If we go to the moon... To do last sleep you see in the moon?

I love that. I love that. Bro, you have plans for us? We're going to the moon? You should do last to leave you see in the bus. And then if you fall asleep, you get kicked out on the side of the road. I have a lot of silly ideas. Hey, you can't do that.

No. No, just stole an idea. Yeah. We were told that idea. I was waiting to see a flip would turn around. No, he's glued, he's glued, he's not seen it. We should have a flip cam. He's sleeping, dude. He's just a mannequin.

He's not even like, both of his eyes are closed. It's a fucking mannequin. How do we not notice the switch, man? Grunk, you sit there, don't feel any phomo because he's not, he hasn't moved a single muscle. He's like, he is not long. He's like a, black beetles in the city. Hey mom Hey mom

All right Okay next one Blot train If you guys can have Sorry if you guys only had a month to live What would be One of your top bucket list Things you would want to do

Why a month to live? I do the craziest bullshit One month to live I was just travel That's all I want to do I'm a dark Whoa I jump in a volcano

That's a I like that glow Like you know what I would do Like die Like belly floges Yeah. Belly flop. Your face just lands in the lava.

I thought about something similar. There's a regular show episode where one of them goes out in a cart with a bunch of fireworks. Oh, yeah. I'll do that. Uh-huh. Just blow up in the air. Yeah. Just got a blaze a glory.

Yeah. Into the waters. Also, I have to peeve so bad. I've been sitting here and bouncing. Wait. It's like sky the limit type of shit for what I could do. Yeah. I mean, sky's the limit, dude.

You're about to die in a month. In reality. It would be reality. Like, realistically. Yeah, realistically. Yeah. Dude, I'd run my bank. You can't have to zero doing the dumb.

as shit ever. Oh, that's also fun. I'll do that first before I jump in the volcano. Yeah. Let it all go. Yeah. Day one, you find out the information. You just immediately jump into a volcano. I take a bunch of mushrooms and then like jump, skydive, slowly parachuting into the volcano. Holy shit.

That's terrible. You know, I'm going to go out as a sad way. Yeah. I try and travel the world, I think. Yeah. I'll do the same. Go as many places. Like road trip across the U.S. in like a week or two. And then with my remaining weeks, I don't know. No, go somewhere crazy.

Just gather all the people that I've met across all the states and be like, all right, guys, here I go. Dead. Damn, dude. All right. Well, next one we have from Jewel. Are you guys going to do another PO box opening? I'd say so. I'd say so.

Is it any of the works right now? No. But I think that down the line, yeah. It's always like a one thing out of time. I mean, we have some other ideas that we're doing right now. And we have some videos that we've recorded already. And those take way more prep and work to do. but P.O. Box is definitely not out of the equation.

It's just not in the priority right now. Yeah. It, dude, we suck at it. Like, let's just be for real. Yeah. There was some maintenance to it that you have to do, like, weekly check up so that doesn't stuck up and get sent back and stuff like that. So we're not the utmost with, like, keeping up with everything together.

But I know that, like, once it comes around, I think more than ever, especially now, we could definitely do it and keep it organized and all that. but yeah, I mean, it just comes with some responsibility. I mean, I can get it opened up again. Mm-hmm. At any point, any point. Let's just give them our address. Just send us to our address.

Yeah, dude, just come on over. Yeah. Yeah. Next one's from Mars. What are some content creators that each of you watch on your own time, if y'all watch any? Additionally, if there are some people you know personally, how does it affect your consumption of the content if it affects it at all? Stay silly and thank you. Well, the people that I watch.

I haven't Really met There's only one person I met That I actually That I watched in my own personal time And that was a Gold Dick Remember that? Yeah

I used to watch Not used to I still watch But I'd watch Gold Dick I have a whole Separate YouTube channel That's all specifically people That I like to watch That's catered for me

And he was in one of those Like he was one of those channels And we happened to meet him At a fucking CSGO event It was like Holy shit Shit. It was one of those like, whoa.

Do you still watch them now? Yeah, I still do. Yeah, he's still up there. I find, I find for me, like, if I watch somebody and then I meet them, it's kind of like the opposite. I almost find myself stopping watching them as much. You stop watching them? It's not that, it's not even like it's an intentional thing.

Oh, it's just like a, I don't know. That doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes it can. Like, who I watch right now would be like Matt Armstrong. You know, I've been watching him. for fucking four years now, I think. Yeah. Remember, I used to watch this car rebuilding videos and shit. I watch him a lot, and he's just grown so much, bro.

He's genuinely, like, an incredible YouTuber. And then another guy's bluff, and he's just, like, a gambling content creator. But, like, the reason I watch him is because, dude, like, he's just so funny. Like, he's just such a goofy goober. And then what he does is, like, he does a lot of philanthropy, right, with his money. And then he also, like, he just likes cars. So, I mean, those are the people that I watch. Just entertaining people.

Oh, I. I get it bluff. Yeah, bluff. Also, Isaac, the question was, what are some content creators each of you watch on your own town? And if you met them in real life, how is that?

And if you met them? Oh. Well, it's not and, it's just like an additional. Additionally, there are some people you know personally, how does it affect your consumption of the content who affects it at all? I, I would want to meet. Two?

I don't think it's in the question. What? Who do you want to meet? I don't think it's in the question. Why did you say, then? It just says, No, if you've met anyone, does it affect? Or like, how would it affect?

Oh, I don't know. Well, who would you like to meet? Dave Portnoy, I bet. I know you. David Laid. Fuck! David Lade. Dave Portnoy?

Yeah, are you? I know you. That guy ruined pizza, dude. That guy actually ruined pizza. Or Vanos, because Vanos shaped my brain as a child. I love. Yeah, Van Os is sick. Vanos is just like.

Dude, I fucking, did I tell you about what I did? What? I posted congratulating. him on his album and he said thank you. Aw. He's such a good guy. Next episode we have like Evan Fong right there in the middle.

Yeah. Be cool. Dude, there were, there were some like full circle moments in like my content, like creation life. Like remember Grunk when we were rebuilt, we were building that coliseum in Log Lagoon and Captain Sparkles was like,

how much cobblestone do we need? I'll never forget that moment because I was like, bro, Captain fucking Sparkles is asking me how much cobblestone we need? I fucking love. That's pretty cool. I was like Jordan, bro. Dude. I have Discord DMs and Captain Sparkles.

Yeah, bro. I always think about adding him to a random call. Just because I have him all my friends. Dude. Oh my God. 2020. I sent him Discord Nitro as a gift and I said, Hey,

I noticed you don't have Nitro and I felt bad. Enjoy it, babe. Aw. Philanthropist Philanthropist I don't know what it does but thanks I don't know what it does but thanks I'm

I'd be watching um foyer hits the ball and foyer in general pulls fire I don't know he's my guilty pressure at pleasure I'm friends with them It's like

Do you ever like text him and be like Dude you snapped on this vid Dude yeah I do And like sometimes I remember one video He was tweaking about some nonsense and I just called them and it was like bro we have to talk about this it's just I'm just so parasocial dude that's how my cousin my cousin is with me he'll watch a video virus and then he'll call me and be like bro what was happening here like I don't understand

what was going on or like some asking question and all that kind of stuff it's really sweet it's really really sweet oh also dude my guilty pleasure is this guy named stimpie who makes rust content oh my god with the fucking thumbnail yeah well with the thumb-knows. He has a collection. This is going to sound crazy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He has this huge roster of gay porn. And he'll take screenshots from gay porn. And then he'll Photoshop Rust, like, body armor. And he makes it look like it's in the game. You can just tell. It's like these really buff dudes. That's crazy. Sucking each other off.

I want to see you get out of this I'm waiting to see you get out of it I mean I'm just saying that's like that's my guilty pleasure was watching him because he's stupid his guilty pleasure he plays a game with himself yeah

do I recognize this which video is this one from can I spot this scene no it's just it's a pretty funny concept because I don't know I mean I've never seen anyone even attempts creative

I think he's he's really successful with it he's really successful like his channel you know what's crazy I think it's like it'd be way better of an impact to see it and laugh at it than to hear another man to describe it to you. If you guys, if you guys.

I'm looking at it now. Yeah. It's crazy. It's nuts. I'll, uh, here, could you, could you get this camera? I'm gonna see if like, I'm like, actually super commendable. I can't lie. He made his life like so hard.

Yeah. He just like, he made it like, like, I just, I just think about him looking up gay porn and trying to find the perfect pose. Yeah, like trying to find something that he can work with. Yeah. Can you show me one? Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Do you love it? Oh, that's pretty cool. Damn, he's got really good with the Photoshop work, though. Okay, don't have to look too close. Like, it's super detailed. Yeah. His older ones, though, are like insane, dude. It'll be like this, yeah, there's a fishing video.

This guy is clearly putting his wiener in someone else's mouth. But it looks like he's giving him a fish. Dude, and then he's holding a fish. The best of 2025, Stimpy is. crazy. Look at that one. Oh my god. That was crazy.

Which one is it? That's crazy. Anyways, yeah, sorry. Oh my God. It's not at all. It is the most like R-rated shit ever. It's just I found it by chance. And then his videos are actually pretty funny.

Like the content itself, the guy's pretty chill. It has nothing to do with the thumb-nows. Nothing to do with the thumb-dose at all. But yeah, no. It's just not going to sit. And then there's another guy. I'm going to do one more as hard. I want to shut him out.

GX Ace. He does camera videos and fucking wow. That's all I'm gonna say. Just wow. GX Ace. Yeah. That's my shit.

That's my content. That's good. That was a good amount of questions right there. Yeah. Absolutely. I can still go if y'all on, but. We could do like, I think, one more. Here.

Let's do a random number. Okay. It's all. It's all communion. Let's do 999-9. Oh. Okay, yeah. I like 999.

9-9. says, and this is from Val, how did y'all collectively meet each other if that's not too personal? Oh, we already fucking answer that. Yeah, we're talking about... Don't get mad. I really did that at one.

Sorry, Val. One time. Discord. Yeah. Yeah. In the easiest way possible to meet each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great Twitter.

Poor Val. Sorry, dude. I'm gonna watch this and be a little bit of... I'm gonna do 1999. David? The greatest year of our life. This is from David. You guys want to play some war watch sometime?

Yes. Also, What are y'all's mindset With life and the stresses it brings? College is coming up And I don't have a lot of my shoulders But I'm not clear about the future And that can low-key be stressful.

The less you care, the easier life goes by Okay, that's not really something You can tell a college kid. You gotta care sometimes. No, no, no, no. It's not, okay, can I? You're gonna get different answers from everyone. We'll all have a different event.

Let me clarify, I'm not describing apathy Where you're not supposed to care about anything. I'm supposed to say, try not to care about the things that you have no control over because it doesn't fucking matter at the end of the day

and getting upset by certain day and I'm not even trying to sound like a stoic about it it's genuinely just true though like if things are going wrong you're going to spend more energy and time getting upset about those than if you just did not give a shit

and you just like accepted it for what it is because honestly it's like that in tangent with anxiety like I'm a very anxious person and so for me what I tell myself is and I learned this from Zeke you know for in music he's like

I have these concerns and I'm like telling him I have these concerns he's like bro like you handle that when it comes there's no point in fighting the battle the battle twice you're fighting the anxious battle of preparing for it and then you're going to fight the battle when happens you might as well just wait for the battle to fucking happen if it does but if it doesn't there's no point yeah yeah definitely uh stop and smell the roses once in a while yeah yeah so i definitely i stop it that helps me um from being crippled by my anxiety of not moving. Like there are a lot of times like I won't do something because I'm afraid of taking a step forward.

And that's what I notice anxiety does for me. So yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Also, yeah, sure, I could join you playing Overwatch sometime. Answer the first question. Yeah. For me, what it comes down to, it's just like one of the things I remember I was told, I was told as a kid, it's like, you know what you're supposed to do, but you're just not doing it.

like it's literally it's it's the most simplest thing ever um when you know like i think everyone has an inklinger understanding of what needs to be done but we just don't do it because of x y and z that we think about and the challenges that it brings and whatever uh it's just a matter of like i guess really just doing it and and um i don't know there's no other way to go around it it's like the hardest shit ever i don't really have a trick to it rather than just being like it's got to be done. Like, shit's got to be done. She's got to be handled.

I still struggle with some shit, though, where it's like, I'm not the best at the most, like, let's say the business side of things. I fucking suck at that shit. But, but, like what? Like, fucking, I don't know. You know, sometimes you got to push people

to do better and harder. And like, let's say someone's not doing some work the way that you needed to be done and you want to push them. I overthink it where I'm like, oh, I don't want to demot. motivate them or anything like that, but you still got to do, you got to say, you know what I mean? Like you want to be like a good, strong leading force or like a leader.

Yeah. I don't have that strong a suit. But it doesn't mean that it's like, oh, that's not me. I can't do that. Like I can't let myself be like, that's not me. I have to, uh, I always try to, you know, not, not, um, like if I suck at something, then I want to, I want to focus like 110% on that. And then, and then.

I think that there's a person for everything. I think that every, the people are good at things, right? For sure. Not naturally. Some people naturally get at shit. Yeah. And I think it's, like, important to recognize about yourself and, like, not try and fit a shoe that you really don't have to be wearing if you don't want to.

Right. You know? Like, I am someone who's able to have tough conversations because, you know, for years, I've had to. Right. Even before YouTube. So it's like that. And then when it comes to, like, you and, like, working with someone on, like,

editing and stuff like that, like, yeah, you outclass me. Absolutely. I'm not going to fucking tell anyone how to do multicam on, you know, like, gaming editor. Like, I don't know shit about that. Right? I'm not going to try and fucking figure it out either, you know? It's like, I learned this from like what my dad told me too. He was like, like when I was first moving into this house with everybody, he, his number one thing was like, just do what you're good at.

Don't try and fit a shoe that you, like, you're trying to wear too many hats, especially the ones that you like, you really can't. Like, for us, obviously, like, we work for ourselves and we have our own businesses and stuff. But like, don't try and play accountant when you don't need to, right? Don't try and do things that you're not supposed to be doing. We're entertainers. We're content creators. We're meant to really have fun and entertain people. So taking yourself out of that space, you're going to perform your job worse.

And honestly, that's kind of why over the years I've spread myself way too thin, accepting too many responsibilities and roles and doing too many different things. It's why groups end up getting managed by people, right? It's why there's artists and then there's fucking managers and stuff like that. Let the boys have fun. Yeah, bro. Let them do that job for you, bro. Have some sort of administrative, like, authority. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That works sometimes. Yeah. A lot of times when it fails, though, is when you trust somebody and that person's the wrong person to trust, you know? Yeah. So they mismanaged low-key. Mm-hmm. I don't know if that helps, dude.

I don't know what that else. But I forgot the question. The question is, like, I'm going into college and I'm stressing hard. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Also have fun. Also have fun.

Have fun with life. College is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Well, there we go. It's completely ridiculous. Okay. Why don't we start with him?

Freshman year, so much shit happens. It's like, it's unbelievable if you're living on campus. Like, you'll never have a year like that ever again. Literally socialize as much as you can because you have no other choice, honestly, unless you somehow enjoy being in the dorm more than you enjoy being. enjoy being outside. But like, it's, it's like,

freshman year, at least for me, the classes were super easy. So those were like the last things I had to worry about. And the main thing that was on my mind was having fun, bro. And he had so much fun. And then sophomore year, you kind of,

you're with your weeded out friends from freshman year. But then junior year, you're with your even more weeded out friends and now I'm going into senior year with even more weeded out friends. So it just kind of gets more and more like who, yeah, who you're going to be with and like who you are. You really figure, like I realize that sophomore, no, junior year, I think I changed the most I've ever changed in my life. But that's not really a question, but I'm just giving some insight on what the college experience has been like for me. But like that was you never know. And I remember

I remember going, like being in high school before going into college and be like, shit, what am I going to do? What is my future going to be like? I still have no idea you guys. But I feel more comfortable with that feeling. Like, I feel like it has worked out very well for me thus far

and like academically. And it's okay that I don't know what I want to do because I know it'll work out either way because I have given myself options and given myself exposure to people that really matter in my life who can help me through things if I need them. So just keep your don't close doors. Keep your doors open. Keep your doors open.

Keep your doors open. Yeah, I don't think anyone who is like ready to go or is getting enrolled in college is ever like, yep, I got it all figured out. I don't think a single person does. Yeah. It'd be crazy if you did. Yeah, bro. Yeah.

I applied for college with the thought of mechanical engineering. I got accepted into colleges with like, with the, with the understanding I was going to their engineering schools. And then I just stayed back and went to community college and I fucking studied chemistry. Dude, I didn't socialize at all in college. I went for two years and I just, I treated it like a job. I would go there and I'd go home. I wouldn't talk to anybody.

That's how I was doing. And I got burnt out of it. I was like, wow, this sucks. College sucks. I just stopped doing it. So, yeah, probably try and have fun once. Yeah. There was a period for me.

Yeah. I mean, I'm talking about high school. I did high school and college, but like there was a time when I locked in and I actually really enjoyed it. I enjoyed the hustle of like, because I was competitive. So I was competing with like the top students to try and get sort of like positions. And I think I really liked it because it was a part of me that I didn't even know that I could bring out of And I was like, holy shit, I can like low key lock in.

And I was like really addicted to becoming like ahead of everyone in that sense. But it the thing is it's a there. It was a difference because that was competitive. But it wasn't like I guess entirely academically driven. Like it wasn't like career driven. It wasn't like academic driven. It was more so competitive driven where I was like, I just want to be the best. The best.

And, uh, but you got to ask why. There's a lot of asking. There's a lot of asking why. There's a lot of, you know, a lot of that. You got to ask yourself, why do I want to do that? And what's, what does it do? You know, what does it bring and that kind of stuff? Um, I mean, yeah, it's just, you don't figure it all in one go.

Yeah, good luck, man. Good look. Just have fun. Just focus on fun. There's way too much negativity in this fucking world. Don't worry about the future. It hasn't happened. Like, genuinely straight up.

So good. So good. And also find comfort in that everything. might blow up and who knows when. And the world just, yeah, it's going to end. Like, who cares? Who knows? I think the philosophy to walk away with is just focus on being a good person and don't

take away positivity like from other people. If anything add or be neutral, right? Like obviously you can't like win everything and like you're going to have confrontations in life for sure. But try your best to be a good person. Yeah. And realize when you're wrong and be ready to change for the better. Make mistakes and learn from them.

Who cares? Exactly, bro. Valuable mistakes are the most. important things in this world. World. It's true. You learned a lot from them. All right.

Well, that was question 1999. So I think with that, I think that's about it. I conclude this episode of the group chat podcast, answering some more questions. Guys, you already know, man. Make sure he's got group for 10% of my.

And, yeah, enjoy. weekend enjoy your time there's still some summer left so we'll be you know enjoying all the heat and the sweat and the exhaustion and the sleeve and everything in the rain and the rain too oh my god in the fucking rain um but yeah enjoy your weekend everyone thank you for watching this episode the group chat podcast make sure to check out any other videos we post on the gaming channel and iRL soon as well we're always working on it so take care have a good one and thanks for watching P-signing out, Grunk. Peace up.

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