The Group Chat - #17 - TRY NOT TO LAUGH "SUPA GOOFY" EDITION

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

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Welcome back Ladies and gentlemen to C-R-R-Pive Fuck You're gonna sound Voice deep You don't like my morning My morning baba voice

We should all get like morning voice You're so baba, Isaac You're so baba You're so baba You're so baba today You're so fable today The sleep-deprived podcast Wait wait

Wait yo You sound like that guy in TikTok Where he's like Why do? bloody guys. Why do you, why do you British guys keep

bloody fucking offended when he's so bloody I don't know what that is. I don't get the reference. We'll send it after. Anyways. Full send ladies. Guys,

it's been, it's been a while. It's been two weeks, hasn't it? It has been two weeks. Yeah. It has been. Wow.

Incredible things have happened and a lot of sad things have happened, but this is episode 17, sponsored by GamerSubs. He's Code Group 10% of. Isaac. Where have we been? We have been around.

Yep. We've been working hard. Hardly working. Yeah, hardly working or working hard. Come on, you know what I'm saying? I get you, bro. It's been a busy past few days, and we have another busy day in front of us today. which is why we're recording.

We're recording at 7 a.m. Oh, man. No, it's 6 a.m. 6 a.m. I haven't slept. The sun is bright and up at Nick's house at 6 a.m. Yeah, it's already bright. Right.

This is sad, dude. What? We are saying that we're recording this so early. We've gotten no sleep. It is literally 1.30 p.m. ESP. Oh, my God. It actually feels so much earlier. It is 10.30 a.m. for me.

I actually can be tired. Tanner is tired. It's like, you know, it's 10. Dude, I usually wake up at like one or two. Yeah, I'm going to be honest. I haven't personally woke up before noon in a decade, it feels like. Like, I'm not a morning guy. I barely slept.

I think half of us in this call barely slept. I know Tanner's fine. He got all 12 hours of sleep. I did get eight hours. I went to bed around 7.30 a.m. You got six hours. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Hey, listen. But hey listen, but hey listen. Every morning, you got to... Yes, we do. Can I get a retweet in an amen? That's how you wake the fuck up. So, look, watch. I want everybody to take a screenshot now.

All right, fair enough. And then, like, after the end, I'll take another screenshot. See how it is. Watch you look like dead. You're just a skeleton. I'm like worse. At the reverse effect. You're gray.

You're gray and purple. Yeah, we, um... Yeah, we skipped. I don't know if a lot of you see. and I feel like I should address it because we did skip an episode, which is not like us. We've never missed an episode before. But as we were trying to record episode 17 last week,

literally as we were all in call, we all at our dust, he's open. There was a YouTube video that was uploaded titled So Long Nerds, and it was the unfortunate news that Technoblated passed away due to cancer, which was a very, although none of us were very, very close to him, It was a very solemn thing, and we didn't really feel like being funny. So we decided to skip it, you know. It's a very, it's sad. It's sad what happened, but he blessed so many people's hearts,

and it's great that he was able to have the impact that he did on social media. Yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. It's a wild thing, dude. He got me into Bed Wars, and I remember me and Isaac used to play a lot of Bed Wars. Oh, my God. So, for sure. A lot.

It was like every night, every night. And I remember every fucking night. I would watch like a techno baby because these videos were long. He had long, long videos of him just, you know, doing shit. And he was, and he had the streak.

He had the, the Better War streak. It was like a thousand at the time. He did have that. I was, yeah, and he literally had like a thousand wins. Like a,

like, 1,800 wins. And I was watching it. And I remember, like, I were like, oh, bro, it brought me back. It was crazy.

It was crazy. It was like every night, Isaac would play Bed Wars. I was just watch, Techno inside. Great fucking night. So it's like,

Weird. It's really weird. It is really weird. Yeah. The impact. I remember I remember watching him on his like one stream that he had where he won that very first big event. I remember him showing his face on camera actually when he did. I remember when he used to only do

elbow reveals. Yeah. That was like a big thing. That was a big bit back then. Yeah, that was. He was really good at the time. That's what he caught my attention. And what, what event was that? Was that? Um, it was either Minecraft Monday or M-C-C-R.

Yeah, one of them. One of the first- I mean, this was before Minecraft Championship and everything that everyone knows about right now. It was even a thing.

Like, this was way back then. Yeah, this was like an OG thing, right? It's like around the time of S&P Live, S&P Earth type thing. Yeah, that's he, actually,

it was before SMP Earth. After SMP Live? Yeah, yep, yep. Wow, right between. Because he ended up getting onto S&P Earth, now that I'm thinking about it,

remember? And he was pretty popular on SMP Earth at that point. So it must have, been. And if I'm not mistaken, didn't Schlatz say that he kind of like got invited and was just put on his team and then yeah, just carried? Isn't that what Schlaz? Yeah. That's what I think about. I don't really know personally, but

either way, I bet short 17, we're back. Yep, we're back. We are everything works. We're back. April 4th baby, April 4th just happened three days ago. Yummy. April 4th of July. April 4th, man. Welcome back to the Secret Press podcast. Holy crap. We just went back like two months in time. April 4th, everybody. April 4th and July is the 4th and so I put May the 4th be with you.

That's how my thought process works too. May the 4th be with you. That's how fast my brain thinks. Yeah, those of you are celebrated. Sorry that your brain doesn't think as fast as my. You're funny and... It was Independence Day, 4th of July. Dude, wait, did you guys, because we all saw the video of, um,

of speed blown up his fucking room right. That was insane. His poor mother. Speed blowing up Oh my fucking god. All right.

We're back. Welcome back. That was like 10 minutes in. Grunk, yeah, was not. Grunk started just doing back flips and stuff.

I did the gritty. I did the gritty and no one liked it. He did the gritty and it was bad. It was the worst thing ever. Did you get the time stamp for that, Isaac? Mm-hmm. Oh,

I was so good at that. Who's eating really good? Who's eating right now? I'm having... You want to hear what I'm having? I would love to hear what you having. I'm having a pliable. You're huge.

I want one. What is that? Oh my God. How does it go off? Pop off King. Tell them. All right, baby. Let me talk you about this.

Yo, tell me, we got the assaye base. We got the mix with the cheese. He's know what I'm saying. I got two bananas cut up. We got Nutella drizzle on the top. I'm talking cacao nibs. I'm talking the hemp seat on there. A little bit of almond butter.

Wow. Throw it in there. I'm throwing in that strawberry for fun. You already know me. comes mixed in with some chocolate weight protein you know what I'm saying got me a mix is that cold brew what do you know about coal brew?

Fucking nothing Nothing. I can't even go on no more I can't even go on no more Okay word He sounded like a regular show episode Character for a second No

I was actually a voice show everybody Welcome what's going on everybody Welcome to the regular show ad Today we got big wet doors We got big wet doors You can know what Who are you from the regular show? That was a Rickon morning

That was a Rickin' morning That was Rickin' Morning. We got big, big, big, big door. We got big, big white doors. We got them. I'm answering my eyes, Johnson. I'm going to answer my eyes, Johnson. I've missed my eyes.

I've answered my eyes. And we just started making the laugh sounds of like pops. We started. John is the funny, the funniest story. Wait, the funny story. The funny story, stop. This is what happened last time. The funny story, the funny story.

Josh, we were talking to Josh. Wait, you know Josh? Wait, really? We were all talking to Josh, you fucking Duibo. What did you call me? You call me? Duibo. They called me a Guido.

We were talking to Josh. And, dude, randomly out of nowhere, I just said that Nick sounded like pops from regular show. And then all, like, six of us started. Ooh! It was like a straight three. minute segment every other

this is going it was going to you it was so funny Josh Josh almost had

like a mental breakdown because he had no idea what just that I'll just happen once

yeah yeah that's funny we're funny like that anyways we keep on like hopping

topics too ooh damn yo I keep hopping topics too fast oh my god

you have ADHD ADHD yeah if if If that could have been so much worse. I don't know. Could it actually have been?

Yes, they literally put it on top of like all the other fireworks. And it was like shooting fire everywhere. Like, okay. Hold on. Topping topics too fast. I'm a hopping too fast. Is he rapping? Is that what's saying to?

That sounds like something yummy with having a bar. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It doesn't like a rapping. Make it sound like Eminem. Go ahead. Hoping topics too fast. I just stayed his poop ass.

Oh. Yeah. I got. Larry, don't do that. See how yummy just kind of like sounds like Eminem?

I'm literally the white version of Eminem. I think anybody can sound like Eminem. All right, Larry, go ahead. Try. That's the only guy

who's not white. Yeah, that's Eminem all right. I'll fit him, a bit of him. Dude. Wait, all right. The listeners at home, Larry is getting,

he's taking a shirt off. I'm going to be spinning it. I'm going to run to track and not binning it. Nice. What does he say? how it sounds like. I don't know what he said.

That was pretty good. I actually enjoyed that. Yeah, that was valid as far. So, I'm going to spit on it? Yeah. Why are you going to spit on it? Oh. What do you spit?

True that? Open the mouth. Oh, yeah, the beat. Okay, well, yeah, that's what I first imagined. You never heard that I'm in a song for? No, man. You never know. I was actually just about 1813 is actually.

It's an eight-mile, dick. It's an eight-hour long dick. Spit on it, spit on it, make it sit on it. The soldier is actually about his toy dildo. Spit on it, spit on it. I make me sit on it. I'm sitting on my dildo, my 10-inch soldier dick. Some soldier dick.

Larry said. What? Why just start riding? Larry, someone's going to turn you into a gif one day. He already is. He's already turned a gift right now. Yeah. Of Larry riding his chair.

Somebody make Larry a gift right now, right now. Yeah, there it is. Yep. Why do you look like a character from fanboy chum-chum? I don't understand. What? What? He does.

Like, I can see Yomi exaggerated with a big, poopy fucking cloud of hair. Like, a huge round, like cheeks. He works so. His eyes. I think it's his eyes. I think Yummy's eyes. It is your eyes. His eyes are just bevy.

People tell me I have big eyes. People used to say it looked like boots from Dora the Explorer. You do, a little bit. I can see it You have a very proud of face Larry why you laugh You look like Diego Whoa

I like dude No you look like Dora For real Yeah I don't look at your hair bro You look like Alright

Alright Right Anyway Okay I got a question Does anyone Does anyone have like Cool

4 July stories Okay I do have one Cool one Um But it's more a visual one. So I mean, it kind of sucks as a podcast. But do you see this?

Okay, now listen. There's a back to the audio listeners at home. Larry's missing a hand. It was me and Tanner and Cal. Me and Tanner were in Cal. Do you remember this? Do you remember this when this happened? No, I remember.

It was bad. I saw it. I saw it was really bad. Yeah, it was pretty bad. So basically, okay, I was driving. right? I was just going to go get some pizza okay. This is how they start. This is how they start. I've heard

this set up a million times. I'm not even going to take a stab at it. Yeah, this is where the turn happens. You got like, great pedal. Amman picked up your car. And me it. Amman picked up the car and ran with you. I went to the pizza.

I went to the pizza parlor, okay. And I noticed a huge crowd. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, why is there, Why there's so many people at the pizza place? And I'm like, oh, wait, it's the 1st of July. Okay, it makes sense. So I'm like driving there.

Okay. And I go up to the window and I already ordered my pizza, so I just have to pick it up. Okay. I can't believe you just to rationalize the native story. Here comes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I go to the pizza place because it's 4th of July.

Oh, yeah. I forgot. I drive up to the place. I'm driving. And then I'm like, okay. Yeah, I came to pick up a pizza for Larry. And then I, dude. Dude.

He says, tell me. I have the first thing I hear Hey Cap Go get a pizza I'm like Cat Who fuck his name is Cat Dude you're not gonna believe it

Don't tell me I look over to my left Don't tell me he's right next to you Oh my god It's Captain America Captain America Yeah Dude and then you just throw your

pizza to you like his shield But it was actually a shield And your man got chopped off And like Larry But you're forgetting another part that happened. As he was handing you the pizza, a big giant, like, stringy web, like, attach the pizza to itself. And then it got snagged away. Yeah, and I was stuck on the pizza, so it took my...

Took your hand. It took your hand on. You called it a pizza parlor. Like, immediately... I don't know what it is, but, like, I have this huge image in my head of, like, chowder. Not chowder. Who's that little... I heard child.

I heard child. That was a very good expression. I thought the same goddamn thing. No. No. No. Well, listen, I had this image in my head of that kid with the well, the cartoon. I forgot his name.

He had a curly hair, blonde. There's this pirate guy. Flapjack. Flapjack. God damn. Oh, the candy? The candy shop? Yeah.

The candy parlor. When I think of a parlor when I think of that. and a pizza parlor. I don't know. I don't know why. It makes sense. Who needs candy island? It's safer at the docks.

It's safer at the docks flat turn. I remember, dude, there's a few things in like cartoons that look so delicious. It's like crabby patties. Those like Jimmy Neutron balls, the candy from. You know what I'm talking about? Jimmy Neutron purple. We're not talking about Jimmy Neutron's balls. The little bowl.

The little purple candy. The purple candy with yellow dots. You mean Neutron's balls? You for real? Well, anyway. Yeah. Jimmy Neutron's balls, by the way. Jimmy Neutron's balls.

Let's talk about that for a minute. Jimmy Neutron's balls. Unshaved, untucked balls. Did you guys ever see the crossover between Jimmy Neutron and fairly odd parents? That sucked. That was horrible. It looks like Clay animated freaks.

It was good. It was in 2002. Give it some slack, dude. Was it actually? Give it some break. It was. It was the best thing that ever happened. Animated like Jimmy Neutron style,

and it looked so weird. Weird. Yeah, because, like, you're not used to Timmy having, like, big gross clay butt teeth. All right, wait, hold up. I'm a big giant. Out of everyone here, who has the, who do we think would be the one who would get gifted fairly odd parents? What do you mean? It's like, you have a shitty, fucking, crappy life.

No, Grunk is like the opposite. Grunk, literally is grunk, you have marble floors in your bathroom. Grunk, you're sitting on like a billion of dollars right now. Drunk saw a toilet five feet away from a bathtub. I was like, why is it so close? What the hell? Dude, your mom literally came in with like a plate of like a Thanksgiving turkey and like, here's your dinner grunk. And then she walked away.

And then you're like, I only wanted back and she took it away and she tried. Honestly, dude, the most fucking annoying thing is to cut out every time his butler comes in because he doesn't want to show his butler coming. Yeah. It's like it's too privileged. It would probably be Tanner. I would think, right? Or no. I think so.

Yeah. Tanner would get through the big militia dude, the fucking. I get Jorgia von Strangle Strangling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'd make my life worse. I'll get, um, what's his name? Damn, I'm forgetting it. You get, oh, Massimo.

No, you get Juan Dissimo, but. On Dissimo, one Dissimo. That's how I would get. That's how I would get. Nassimaux was an Italian name. What do you say? Wandissimo. Every time you go I grant a wish,

he's like, like, like that one thing with like the Maracas. No. The one thing you guys do with the Maracas sound like that one thing you guys do with the music, you know what I'm talking about. You know what you're talking about. The baby would be my fairly odd parent. You know me to get poofs.

Yeah. Let me get poof. Dude. Remember when Cosmo got pregnant? That shit was crazy. Dude, that's when gender norms were broken. That was woke as well.

That was woke as fuck. Yeah. Apple actually copied fairly odd parents with that one. No, I know. Mm-hmm. Apple with their emoji that gay little

oh so true why little gay little the gay big no remember when like remember when Apple tweeted remember when Apple tweeted like

that kid like the monkey oh yeah the iPad I was like that gay little little monkey the one monkey in the Apple store the gay little monkey in the Apple store yeah

Apple tweeted a picture of like a kid wearing a monkey costume like look looking at a cell phone and she was like he was like doing it was pretty flamboyant I'm not gonna lie it was a flamboy yeah yeah yeah what the whole way why would they say that I don't know they thought was a good tweet idea it was I mean yeah it's a gay little monkey I mean it's a pretty gay looking monkey I don't know I don't know like I think that's my pretty gay monkeys in my life and that's my

favorite man that is my favorite you've seen yeah no but oh my me ask you something would job Allow me to, if I ever could, get an orangutang for the house. No. They're dangerous. They'll rip your arms off. No, they won't. No, no, they won't. That's a chip.

That's a chip. A ringtains are way stronger than a chip. Are you kidding me? They're more wholesome. They're more harslasheelsome. They're so good. That guy who got his leg grabbed the other week. Hell, yeah.

It's like, let me say, let me talk to you. Let me talk to the bar. No, that was in the barga chains. Yes. Well, he wanted to talk to him. Like, I don't know what else. Like, why would you even like attempt to talk to him? Have you seen the ring of thing to drive a golf cart?

He was going to rip his leg off. No, he wasn't. He could, he could. You ever exigured. I would have ripped his leg off. Are they that strong? I think they are genuinely. But they're not that smart.

We watched that, we watched that video of that Silver Bag gorilla started like, and they're like a ringatangus. Isaac's smart of the gorillas. We are very close to the DNA of a banana. Isaac. Remember that one chimp? That was, I was.

I'm Bob solving puzzles. That one chip solving puzzles. I was like, yeah, literally they're so good at that. Why? Why can they look at that? Oh, well,

I've seen, I was just talking about the one gorilla in specific. Listen, orangutanes are way smarter than gorillas. And they make like little, they make little hats out of leaves when it rains in forest.

Yeah. You know what else? They got a drift. Crows are insanely smart. Huck each other. Crows are smart. Crows, you know what else? Do you want a group of crows is called?

A murder. A murder. Do they really? A murder. Yeah, they're called a murder. Like a group of them is called a murder. It's insane. I love what I do to that pussy.

The so Itchy Naruto. Wait, I just looked back and Larry was frozen in time. That brother's stuck in time. That boss's stuck in time. Jordan never did that. Wait, where were we talking about Fourth of July? Yeah, we were talking about. Yeah, we completely like went on your finish.

So, go ahead. Yeah, I mean, you were talking about speed. I don't think I was I want to hear about Yommies Fourth of Drive because he had a nice get together with a bunch of friends Yeah it was really fun It was a fun time

Don't tell us about that So I saw Grizzie again I met Big Puffer for the first time Was he big? And was he was he? No dude, he's way taller than I thought he was He's like 6-4 maybe Holy shit

Pretty tall guy Met I didn't mean anybody else I don't think like knew But I saw like Wildcat again. 407. Yeah,

407. Smith. Evan Fong was there. No. He was probably in jail. Everybody. He probably would have killed the entire party.

Isn't Evan Fong Canadian anyways? So he doesn't even celebrate? No, he lives in L.A. I mean, I guess he could. Wait. Does people know that? Yeah.

That's public knowledge. Don't worry. They're not going to fucking find him in L.A. I don't know. It's massive. If there's more... I'm going to find him. Yeah, no.

Oh, okay. I'm gonna go knocking. Who else was there? It was like friends and family pretty much. Those people I did meet for the first time. But yeah, those are going to be the everybody that... Nice glass dinner. My question.

My question is that did you know about the proposal? Did you know about the proposal? Yeah, I did. I didn't know 100% it was happening that night. It was like a surprise when we came back from dinner. But he mentioned it a couple of months ago. when I went over there for the first time. He was like,

he went ring shopping when I was, when I was there the first time. Dude, that's so cool. I was like, I looked at like the, I knew that you were with him and I saw like that picture

and I was like, wait. You know, he took this picture. What the hell? Photo Craig. He doesn't know what we're talking about, this is Wildcat. We're talking about Wildcat.

Yeah, Wildcat proposed. Proposed to his fiancee now. Huge. So, he had an ant man carried in a ring for his, he did. He had Antman carried in. Amman got squished.

A man got squished. on accident, but thanks to the giant ring that yummy bought for him. It was... Man turned out okay. Hey man turned out okay. He sold his house and bought a really big Super Bowl ring for his friend Wildcut.

It was a 1983 Buffalo Bills ring. Just kidding. They never won a Super Bowl. Oh. The Buffalo Bills fans crying. No, I'm a Bills fan. I'm a Bills Mafia. Ruh.

Why, you live on the opposite side of the map. Why are you a Bills fan? I think being a part of the Bills Mafia is funny as fuck. That's your only reason I like the video. That's so funny, you just did that? I haven't seen that in, like, my grandparents, who are, like, huge Miami. He was, like, college Miami fans. They love, I don't know why the fuck.

They always do that little horn thing. I don't know. I don't know why. It's a real thing. It's a college. I don't know what a Buffalo sounds like. I'm just like, ooh. FSU, Florida State University is so annoying.

Like, half the game would just be like, Oh, they're on their Miami Heat fans. Or Miami Heat, they pass. Miami Heat, that's basketball. But sure. That's a deep-rooted thing that goes far beyond the sprinkler. You guys don't want to know about the sprinkler. The sprinkler goes is a illegal dance move in the clubhouse.

Oh, the one I made up. Yeah. You'll see it. You'll see it. You'll see it in clubs soon. You'll see it in club soon. We can't stay on topic. We can't stay on topic, guys.

We can't stay on topic, guys. We want to apologize. Yeah. Sorry. Wait, is it not the Cleveland Browns? No, I've never heard anyone talk about them. Yeah, the Browns. They're good.

They're good now. Are they? I thought they lost after their team again. Like, they lost Antonio Brown, didn't they? Baker Mayfield's a free agent. Baker Mayfield's a free agent, so that's going to be crazy. Wait a second. Did they name Cleveland Brown

after Cleveland Browns? Yes, they did, man. Yeah, they did. Back in 1843, when Cleveland Brown episode first aired, they decided to name a football team after that. No, no. The other way around. Oh.

In the stands in 1940s? Dude. When Cleveland... I was just thinking, that's like, yes, man. That's so true back then. When Cleveland had their first game, everybody in the crowd was, my name is Cleveland.

The other mascot was like It was really good They lost They lost 107 to zero It was a world record A world record loss Dude that is like a bowling score Oh my God

It isn't even football That's just straight bowling Oh Anyway so yeah You guys were shooting off a lot of fireworks You guys driving fast cars And shooting guns and shit Yeah, well, I was whipping the fit around mostly

But I What, do the fit? I've been in the blonde I'm gonna buy the FIT. I'm gonna buy the FIT. Seriously, you won't regret it, I promise. I'm gonna buy the fit. It looks fun. Get that shit and manual, drive it around, you'll have fun.

I don't think a lot of people know about that bar that was inspired by fucking yummy. On the Fid over the S-glass and I love you. Yeah, but yeah, lots of fireworks. Moby Huge in the pool. Moby VIII. Yeah, that was funny. Is that thing heavy?

Dude, it's 70 pounds. No, it's not. Stop it. Wait, what is? It's so heavy. It is so heavy. You're what I was cost? Around a grand, I'm pretty sure.

What's a Moby huge? It's a three foot dildo. Oh, the dick. Oh. Okay. Ideas now. It's like this big around. I'm not even kidding.

We have to buy one for the house. Oh my God. We knew they're so heavy. If we were to hypothetically moving to one. Why they're actually hypothetical still Hypothetical yeah We don't know

You get you and your third act Get to move into the The group chat podcast house With the Moby Huge With the Moby Huge But you give free Wi-Fi Yeah You get free Wi-Fi

And a million dollars a day Yeah But but But There's an aunt that lives in there And if it touches you Your whole entire family explodes And you have to deal with that

For the rest of your life Wait not It's not hypothetical It's like A snail is indestructible And he's chasing He follows you. He knows where you are all the time.

He'll always come to you. And if he touches you, you die. Did you guys make up, make up that hypothetical? Is that real? No. We didn't make that. That's an actual one. That's a real one that.

My favorite one. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. It's like you can run away from his. I said, instead of snail. And, man.

Okay, we have to live in the group chat podcast, but Larry eats a hot dog every night at 2.30 a. No. No matter what. All right. Wait,

are you not a fan of hot dogs? I mean, I've only had like three of my life. With mayonnaise and mustard and ketchup on it. With mayonnaise, mustard and ketchup and sourcrap. And relish. And sourish. Relish.

And chili. Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry. How with this? We, we blend the hot dog with ketchup with ketchup, mustard, and corn. Put it inside an empanada. And put it inside a hot dog bun. And then you bite it and you're like, oh. And then I'll fall down.

And then I DM Isaac. Is there mayo in this? Is there mayo in here? And then I just like, no, bro. You're good. No, bro. I thought you guys were talking about like the street corn. Like this.

Oh, what are they called? What's the corn called? It's street corn, Mexican street corn? No, there's a name for it. Tahit on a corn. Maiz. Maiz. Mahes.

Mahes. I'm having a brain fart. What is it called? Larry? We don't call it my ease. No, it's, um, dude. You're calling it, um, uh, corn bar. Martin, um, um, corn pot.

Alode. Alote. Alote. Alote. Why could I not think of the fucking word? Yes. I don't know. It's like the most... Alote. You're a faker.

You still always know that. You're a faker. Your poser. Wait, real quick before we started talking about Mexican food, because I feel like that's the next topic. What's the... No, no. Any July experiences we're talking about?

Oh, I have one, too. So, let Tanner go first. All right. What's going on, Tanner? What did you do? I ate a bad burger, and I had food poisoning. That's true. I was peeing out of my butt, and I was puking,

and I lost some time. I was peeing out of my butt for, like, two days. I couldn't move. I heard... He lost a lot of weight. Wait. I lost 10 pounds. If 10 looks skinny, now you know.

It was thin white, though. Is that bad, though? Is that bad? Wait, Tanner was a thin white duke. Look at him. Oh, my God. Wait, here, you're like, this is my, like, present picture. Look of the, of the, of the tall. Wait, you kind of handsome young man.

Wait, hold up. Hey, that's good. That's good. That's good. Um, wait, did I ever tell my, I think I did my poop story from July, July, 4th of July. You always saw, you tell a poop story. But I never have so much poop.

You have so much poop. I never, I had a lot. Dude, I didn't tell you guys about like growing up. I would only wear tidy whiteies and for some reason I didn't like go to the bathroom so I'd always shit my pants and there would be streaks. Okay. Moving on. Did I tell you guys about the 4th of July story? Was it just this last 4th of July?

Oh, no, the other one from years ago when I didn't get my pants and went in my shoes. Oh yeah. Yes, I heard about that. Yeah. Always done the pant leg. I was constipated for a week. And on the 4th of July, I had two apple juices and I finally had to go to the bathroom at the 4th of July fireworks and I couldn't go to the porta potty.

So my dad just told me to shit in the car while we were driving home. And I shit and went up my shirt and down my pants. Why didn't you just poop outside? How old were you? I was like last year. Just pull over and poop. Why did you? I was like, I really have to use the bathroom.

I really have to use the bathroom. And he had a comforter on the back seat just in case. He's like, just go. Because we're at the car at that point. He's not going to pull over. So he's just to just go. Why he's not going to pull over? We're in the car at this point.

Like, like, it makes sense if it's pee. If you pee, just pee in a bottle in the car. Like, it's fine. Whatever. Poop in a bottle. No, don't poop. Dude, I shit everywhere. It was in my shoes, dude.

It went all the way down. Stop, stop. Dude. That's like, that's like final destination. My ass was vibrating when I was finished with it all. Like, between. It was like between your toes and take it and like cry. Like what?

It actually felt amazing from it. It was like, it was great. That's so bad. I just imagine like moving after that. The sloshy, sloshy feeling, yeah. Stop.

You fucking stop. Ew. You're sick fucking free. Moving on. You have the worst stories. That was the worst stories. I'm surprised I never said that story on. I'm glad I just finished my,

my, um, chocolate way protein. You're fucking asaibol. That's shit brown in color, by the way. And shit, like a texture and squishy. Long story short, don't drink apple juice. No, drink apple juice.

Turner. No, my dog barked. That was real. That's not. No, my dog actually. No, I'm not my dog barking up. Yeah, but how often does your dog bark and you go? Never.

Literally ever. Yeah. Because usually they don't bark during the day. You're making shit up to try to cover your... I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I believe, I believe, Tener. I don't believe a thing that he's saying. You're like an 8-year-old

trying to cover up a lie right now. You look like an 8-year-old in general. I look like a general. An 8-year-old general. An 8-year-old general. You're a little 8-year-old, yummy. Your old. My 4th of July was so mid, dude.

My mistake. I didn't go outside to see no fireworks. I think I was actually editing the vlog. I was doing that. That's what I was doing on 4th of July. That's what you were doing, actually. Yeah. I wasn't doing anything.

What were you doing? I didn't do much either. I went out with friends and we went to the little neighborhood like firework thing and it was nice. It was nice Fourth of July. Nothing crazy. Just like a chill. I remember having 40th of July one time.

I had, you guys know five guys how they have like fries and like the fries can have different seasoning. Five guys burgers and fries. And burgers. Yeah. There's like one specific fry I hate. I think it's like peanut fried or something like that.

whatever they are. I didn't like it. This reminds me of this TikTok I saw. He's telling a story. No, I'm sorry. It's just like, motherfuckers. Like, I blanked down for a second and then I came back and I'm like, motherfuckings to talk about anything.

He was talking about his like least favorite of French fry. I remember that TikTok. And I'm like zoned down for a second. I come back. He's like, dude, I hate this French fry. I'm like, what is he talking about? I just didn't finish my friend fries on that. July that was the story actually

are you kidding me that was your story that was the worst story of all sides do I do I berate and belittle you guys for your stories yeah no because I had a little neighborhood fireworks show and you were like

oh so you're showing his story all right let's hear your story yummy would you do this for show you I swam with the movie huge me and grisley laid out in the

sun forever and it was awesome. That's pretty much it. So did greasy fly up? Oh, we had some really, really, I had actually, I'm not even kidding. The best dinner I've ever had my entire life. What? It sounds like Tanner now. Tanner visits up there. To where to God. And the best

wings. What'd you have? You sound like Tanner. Okay. No, you did not. What wings? They were just bone-in wings. I don't even know what flavor they were. I couldn't even like begin to tell you. Boner wings, man. Bone in. Bone in. Bone in. The hell? Okay. Boner wings. So I don't know what flavor they were.

They were erect penis wings, really hard throbbing hog wings. Why did you say boner wings? I don't know what. Dude, they were so fucking good. I want to go back to that place. I really want some wings right now. And then we had a steak dinner with mashed potatoes, sweet potato fries. Damn.

Seafood platter. Carrot cake, creme brulee. Oh, Mike, stop talking. I actually stop talking. That sounds so. Keep going. Keep going. What is creme brule?

I forget. Basically, like, I think it's like a custard with a... Is it like egg where they flame the blow torch the top of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a custard. It's really fucking good. You're really good. I hated it before like two days ago.

What? I'm really good. A custard is a mustard with a C of my motherfucker. Mustard, baby. Keep a 55. Oh, 50. Keep 55. Anyways, yeah, good dinner, good food, good times.

Good cold water. Wait, we put the, put the restaurant on. Who was it? Is it doxable? I don't know. That's why I'm not going to say it. All right. It could be, but it was good.

It's actually Yommie's backyard. Was it local or was it? It was it. I think it was pretty locally, yeah. Yeah. It literally looked like a, it was like a strip malt building. You didn't expect it to be good.

It just had like a brick front face. You walk in and it's like, we're extremely fancy. I don't know. It was like kind of claustra. You just lowered the chances of finding it like from 100 to 1. Now we know exactly which one it is. that's fine.

I mean, only if people would live there. Maggiano's Little Italy. That video is so fucked. When we recorded that fucking prank call video. I want to do another prank call video. That was a pro. I have my,

I have my, dude, these two fucking goons. Yeah, they just like, they just love to do things that make sense. We have really silly friends in this call. All you listeners at home,

Tanner and Larry stopped talking to hyperfixie on. No, you guys are trying the story. I didn't want to interrupt it. They just put a, So we don't interrupt. We have to fix her mics. I really think that...

So you're welcome. I should talk about the story of when we were the other night, like making hypotheticals about having a million dollar homes. We had some really funny examples. Tanner. So it's like, you know, the super... Tanner was not into it. Yeah, Janet does not look like he cares at all.

I think it's because Tanner said some pretty vile people. I can't repeat anything I said. No, but you can. You just get a $10 million. What did you say? What's your hypothetical? Well, the one that I do remember was like you get a $10 million home with free Wi-Fi anywhere you go and you can have your high school crush with you in your second ad, right?

But the thing is you walk into the gym and you see the rock naked and he asks you to hold his feet. His feet and he's naked. And he has a boner. He has to drink his energy. Were we also making hypotheticals with, what was it? M-13? M-13. Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, that's my favorite one. You get to the pool, but like you have to carry every, everywhere you go, you have to have an MS-13 gang member with you. Yeah, you have like, all of them. You live with like 14 identical looking M-13 members. Yeah. And like, you have to like, one of them is allergic to peanuts,

so you have to be cautious. Yeah, yeah, because one of the 13 members across town. Yeah, exactly. Take one of them has a peanut hours. You can't get, you can't have anything with peanuts in the entire house at all. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was another one where, you know, There's this giant, big area of like a staircase, and then Dream walks down the stairs, and Carl Jacobs is behind him.

And you ask, oh, yeah, I said Carl Jacobs was, like, under a Christmas tree naked with a bow on his head. You're like waiting for you to open them up? Merry Christmas. Yeah,

very Christmas. What would you do if you went to your million-dollar mansion backyard for your, like, your little putting area, and Tiger Woods is just putting with a driver, breaking all of your windows. Four.

And he's drunk. Yeah, and he's drunk. He's like drunk out of his mind. He's like beaten. And Tobascus is hanging out with like Kyle Rittenhouse

and the end of Rundhaus and Tabaski. That was all the things that Tanner said he couldn't say just got sad. There's a couple more. That's fine. Dude,

there was one where we were talking about Hassan and we were like, yeah, you have to be a roommate with Hassan and every day you have to deal with him taking selfies and like making the horrible political takes. No.

Oh. I said it. Come on, you guys. Okay. We keep it? I keep that. I don't give you shit. This is where we start the drama.

Hassan, get on the podcast and talk about that. Hassan, debate us. If you really have beef now, you can get on. If you really, yeah. And we'll get Josh. And we'll get. Oh, that would be saying. I want Dreaming Josh debate on here.

Wait, I can add Dream and Josh debate. We want Dream and Josh debate. No, that would be kind of five, though. Why would that be kind of five? That'd be kind of five up, no disguised toast What the five? What the fuck? No, literally low.

No disguise toast. What is five up? I don't miss the, Wow. He's like the pro among us player. Yeah, sup? He like invented. No, it's really five up.

It's what calls him. I thought, hey, what's up? How do you become a pro among us player? Because he's good at it. He knows what the tasks are all the time. He knows he sucks. He knows everybody's suss. His name is Suss, not 5-0.

There's no liquid in there. Quit for sitting to drink. Cartooned Siff. I have a genuine question for you guys. Let's hear it. If you were to go to Dunkin' Donuts, what is your go-to donut? I've never been a Dunkin.

Wait, is that the one of the cream filling? Boston Cream is one with the cream. Yeah, that's me. That's me. That's a good donut. I like, dude, old-fashioned is are insane. What's an old-fashioned? What does that mean?

No, no, not old fashioned. Yeah, the sour cream one. It's super sweet. Oh, cream cheese, you mean? It's sour cream. It's something, hold on. Cream cheese. No, you're making, you're making me.

I'll have a, you're making a, you're making a donut. I'm a little bit of sour cream. It literally is, look it. This brother has baked potato donut. This brother never eaten a donut in his entire life. It's not sour cream. It's not sour cream on it, you stupid idiot. Do you mean glazed?

Just glazed? Is it just glazed? No. No, no, it's no, no. It's just a donut. You're so dumb. You're so dumb. I don't know why.

Isaac, you might just get glazed. You're a liar. I'm licking it up. Isaac, they just dehydrate a glazed donut and that's what it turned into. No, it literally is like, can I get one Caesar salad donut, please? I get one bacon cheeseburger donut. There's sour cream in it. Dude, it doesn't fucking taste like sour cream.

Why would I have sour cream in it then? You're getting so offended. My door to have to know. I'm pissed off. Why'd you docks Muhammad like that? Why'd you fucking docks? Muhammad, that would be crazy.

The hell? He's hitting the grid outside right now, walking in my head. I say, right, foot, creep, move. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Nick, can we get him, uh, uh, Muhammad's, um. Can we give Muhammad's opinion on, um, bring him in? Bring him in. I can ask him. Wait, actually.

Asked something extremely political. Wait, are you actually going to bring him in my favorite donut? Sorry. Ask him what is. But bring him, can you? Who, ask him my favorite donut is? I'll have to go look at him and see if he's like willing to. Wait, do you want to do?

Not like that. Like I have to go see. Wait, do you want to call me so you keep it on speaker so I can get it? No, yeah. What? No, wait. You out of this or no. Oh, Isaac's calling me.

All right, yeah. Oh, just your cell phone. Okay. Dang. This is, this is going to be crazy. You hear me? All right, this is the graziest bit we've out on the podcast. Guys, this is the wall of this thing.

All right, everybody can be quiet there. Right now. What should I do? Should I ask if he wants to get on the podcast? No, ask him what his favorite donut is. I don't think he's going to go on the podcast. No, ask him first and then just ask him like the question. All right, I got you.

Excuse me. What's your favorite donut? What is he's like, shut the fuck up. Why are you asking? What's perfect number? He can do his best, like, Obama impression. After the donut question, Sherman. Anything you want.

I like, whatever your heart desires. You have a package outside. Oh, my crap, what's your address? Yeah, what's your address? And what's in it? Don't say it. My God, come on, bro. 48.

48. Oh, my address again, blur, please. That's your address? Yes. I think. All right. Nick should be in charge of the blurs. You guys there still?

Yeah, we're still here. You guys there still? You guys can keep on talking. All right, we'll keep on talking. Listen, I want to tell you guys about my favorite donut. I just rubbed. my face and it's so red. Oh my God.

What's your favorite donut then? It's the chocolate cake. Really? It's the chocolate cake. It's the chocolate. Why did everybody roll their eyes when I said it's the chocolate cake? I paused myself from scratching my eye. It's the chocolate donut with the glaze, with just the regular glazed.

Oh, wait. That's so good. I like maple bars. I'm a classic man. I like maple bars. You're ready? Yeah, I'm ready. You're all good. All right.

Cool. I'll see your donut is. Yeah. Yeah. Hello? Okay. How are you? Awesome. Thanks a lot. Real quick. Yeah, you can take a picture.

Awesome. Whoa. Fanning the counter. Fan. You good? Thank you. What's your favorite donut, by the way? Just curious.

Anything. Anything? Yeah? Bisexual. He loves donuts. He's bisexual as fuck. He's a donut. He's a donut.

Yes, I don't like so much sugar. No sugar? Not so much sugar. Awesome. This guy's awesome. That's a real response right there. This guy's sweet. That's a cool guy.

He should have brought him on. He says he's a lot. Well, he's such an inclusive guy. He's bar-b-b-b-b-all. He likes all donuts. He likes all colors of the rainbow. Wait, do you think we're seeing pandonuts? Oh, all that's a bit of spectrums.

Wait, what did you say? All right, stop. What does pan donut mean? Like Pandora? It's like pansexual, but donut. Pansexual. Pan-d-d-d-d-d-n-no. No, that wouldn't make sense.

How about dough-sexual? No, I... Okay. Welcome back, everybody. Nick's got a donut because all he does is eat donuts nowadays. I actually didn't get a donut. He actually ordered from my goddamn Chipotle, but that was a... I got an assay-ebowl.

Oh, you got an asai-ebo. Okay. Spell Asa-C-A-I. I. Two eyes. No, it's just one. No, that's only that guy. That guy was really nice.

He was walking away and I was like, wait, what's your favorite donut? And he said anything. I was like, wow, that's so cool. Dude, we should, okay, next time. That's so, that's so waste. He's so woke. He's so woke. That's so cool.

That's so cool. Is anyone else not like surprised that's so cool? I like how you can just like. YouTube goes outside. Is that what? Talks to somebody. He learns about like something so small about him. Like, that's so awesome.

So cool. His mind is so beautiful. Like, I just want to explore his mind in so many ways. You should go kill him tomorrow. Oh my God. What the fuck? He's going to know about this. So you can find it and murder him.

Intrusive thoughts? The call of the void? All right. Wait, guys, I'm, don't look now, but I'm like eating really, really large toenails. It looks like onions in your assail. You're eating a giant stonail from classic clowns. Wait, have you guys ever watched those videos when they clean the whole? horse hooves and like I love those.

It feels like they hurt. Close your eyes. It looks like it hurts a lot. I know, but it looks like it. Yomi! He's eating yummy. I remember, dude. Oh my God.

Wait, can I tell you guys are a crazy story? I remember one time? Oh, he's liking it too. No. Wait, wait, listen, this is crazy. Okay? I was getting my nails done. All right?

Not really? And they put this like, they gave me this like water in this pill and I took the pill in the water. Okay? And then like around like five minutes into it, I started losing consciousness. Okay, I was like, Okay, right? And then...

Dude. And then, I guess I wasn't supposed to wake up because when I woke up, they were lifting my fingernails and scrubbing all of the nerves. And then they were cleaning everything. And they would lift the fingernail like this. Oh, really? I can't do it. Oh, really? Wow!

Okay, listen, your story sucks. That was the worst story. What was that one? There was a commercial, like that little creature that was under the toenail. Oh, musenix. It's not musnix. It's like a yellow thing with the tail. It's like goddamn Zicam or something.

Yeah. It was like a yellow little creature. Like, I'm going to go in your toenail. I don't know why. Yeah. I don't know what Mucinex has to do with toes. I don't know why I said that. It was like a foot fungus guy.

He had like a wife beater on. He sat on his sofa and he's like, I'm under your toe on day. What are you doing? Dude, the Muconix guy is so funny. He's got like a gold chain, a wife beater. He's just, He's like bowling at the top. He's literally just like a couch under your toe now.

He's like chilling there watching the game. Nick, how do you feel about the mucinex guy? Don't because you're literally just going to, you've said this to me before. You're like, did you know that the mucinix guy is Italian? He's Italian? Is Italian? Yeah.

24 hours. 24 hours. That's all. And then like when they got cleaned out, like when the mucon ex got in the body, They're like, my canolies! He did say that. He said, my canoly. My canolies.

He was Italian. Was he actually Italian? Yes. He was. Yeah, he wore a wife beater and a gold chain. He was like, my canolies. They were completely like. I'm pretty sure there was one where he was dressed like a mafia boss too.

He was dressed like a mafia boss. They made all the like the boogers. Like Italian people in the Muson X commercial. Isn't that crazy? That's so crazy to think about. That's so crazy to think about now. Do you think that would pass? Are those still aired?

They still air, but they change it to like a white family now. So it's fine. Oh, it's okay now. He has like, I think the newspaper under you. With my family, enjoying a glass of coffee. We are having green bean casserole and watching the game. No, he's actually blonde and he wears like a nice little dress suit. He's like, oh, no, no, no, no.

Mucinex, shit. 24 hours. 24 hours. My name is. Extended location. My meatloaf. Uh. Uh.

Anyway. I fucking love mucin eggs. Uh, uh, uh, uh, anyway. What the hell do we even talk about this podcast?

What were we talking about before? I can't remember before. I'm talking about the rounds before. I'm being honest. No, well, that was way long. That was at the beginning.

Damn. I forgot everything. Mm-hmm. Damn. Damn. Remember? Wait, wait, wait, I'm not so easy.

To put this into perspective. Remember, remember when Larry? when Larry literally was like Wait I zoned out and then came back You know listen to his guy He's got to talk about his favorite French fry That was like 35

That was an hour ago No No No it was not It hasn't even been an hour You're dumb, dumb, dumb What the fuck? I remember

How was last week? I remember it's something I wanted to talk about That's if okay Brunkey said the The horse of videos are gross to you Yeah the horse of Okay

There's one that's actually Fucking gross And oh my God Is it what the It's cows, dude. The cow ones are so nasty every single time. Because cows usually don't need it that much, I'm pretty sure. Like, not as much as horses do.

But cows will get, like, injuries underneath their hoods. They feel it back and it's, like, poo water as squirts out. Dude, so much shit comes out. Just, like, fucking flies out. I hate the one with, like, the big bubbles on their stomach that pop. I have not seen that. I don't want to see that. It's like, it is, it's weird of the drool.

It's the dirty bubble challenge. Dirty bubble challenge. Oh. Stop. Like a big belly and I have a pinstripe suit and I'm a political leader now. He's my briefcase. He's my head. I'm starting up in the air.

What's he talking about? You guys would be like, you guys remind me of like mimes with ADHD. I feel like that's. but you can't shut the fuck up. Okay, that was just fucking rude. That was rude. I was just like uncalled for it. Try to be annoying in the Discord for five minutes challenge, level impossible.

Go. Bro didn't even try. Larry just zipped up my entire torso and saved my life. That was good. Anyway, I think we've gotten so far off check. I think it's okay to say this is okay to call a short episode. What do you think? No, wait.

No, wait a minute. What's an hour? You need to have an hour. I don't know why. I don't know why doctors haven't figured out. He just got five of you one. Remove your arm.

What's the thing? Listen, listen. I got three crowned. What do you talk? I missed it. I didn't even do what he said. He said, he got three crowned.

Nick was like, yeah, I think we're about ready to call it. And we're like, no, we're keep talking. No, we got three crowned. No, we're not. Wow. Okay. Maybe we're not keep talking.

Maybe we're not keep talking. I've never eaten breakfast before this early. I haven't either. It's literally 10 a.m., dude. Yeah, this is like 1 p.m. Too early for me.

What the fuck? Wait, what's the best thing you've ever had for breakfast? Oh my God. I will always, I'm not a breakfast fan. I will always. eat a McDonald's breakfast sandwich whenever I can

I'm a McDonald's. I'm a McGriddle. I'm a McGrittles. McGrittles. I love McGrittles. No, the sausage and cheese McMuffet is so good. Those are good too. I really Oh my God. It's 1130. Fuck! I can't go get one. I thought they did

breakfast all day. Do they? No. No, they do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. That was only in pursuit of happiness. That was only in pursuit of happiness. Yeah. What? That was in pursuit of happiness They don't do that all day anymore What the fuck are you saying?

You know Ronald? Do you know what Ronald is? I was on his farm, E. I, EI, I, O. Okay, so basically EIIO. But, okay, so pursuit of happiness is

Will Smith. Will Smith, and he has a kid and they want breakfast all day and run down. Do they go there? I've seen that scene. Right? And they're like, sorry,

we stop serving breakfast all day. And they're like, Fuck. And they start like, Barking shit! I don't even know that, dude. Yeah, you're too young. You're too young.

Yeah, you're too young. Yeah, you're too young. Tanner, why'd you do that? And then I look over at Larry and like, I can't remember making it. I can't remember making that. This is a good podcast episode. Was this 17?

What? What? What? What do you say? She's almost legal. What? What's this podcast? Oh, call this podcast.

episode almost legal, 17. Yes, and then next episode we're all going to be naked. Yeah. There's so much wrong with the one. What the fuck just happened? All right, dude, we're cutting it off here. Holy shit. I'm trying to stick it in.

I'm trying to put it all in a bag. I'm sitting through the bag. Wait, hold on, wait, hold on. Kham, leave everything in, leave it all in. Cam, don't leave that in. Okay, please, Larry. You can leave the fart sniffer. Oh, can't leave it in.

We'll see what Cam, it's up to you. Cam, don't let it be up to you. Cam, just do what she wants. Larry's on death roll. You look like the old guy from Squid game. Help him. So, okay, use code group to help Larry. Yeah, yeah.

If you just code group with all of your mind. If you use code group, 10% off, all your money can go to Larry right now. He's not doing too good. He's the, don't have a bottle. No! We need to save him. Oh my God, hurry. Buy the peach Gish GIFT flavor.

It's his favorite. Buy the peach tea flavor. His grandson. His grandson. His grandson. To plug in his iPhone. Oh, no, he's getting resuscitated. Oh, hallelujah.

He's getting his dick sucked. All right. Okay. Now, when you die, can you get a bone? Actually, I heard about that. Well, you know when you die, you shit. I heard that. If you have it in your system, ready to go, yeah.

Ready to go. Yeah, you just relax. And then you just lay there in your own piss and shit. That container said it looks so funny. Yeah. Why does it look so small? It's something you don't see often. Do it again.

It's pretty good. Yeah, well, I hope that might. Never mind. I'm not going to say that. Whatever, man. Maybe it will. Who knows? You know, can I have $20?

For what? Food? You're eating right now. I want a reimbursement for food. Muhammad was a great guy and taught you something good. Yami, could you give me money for DoorDash? No.

Don't call you guys for coming out to episodes. Thank you guys for us coming out to the episode. We didn't even make it out. We're such bad. Dude, we did. That's true. Okay, let's keep talking about the 4th of July.

Wait. We had to do something because we were gone for two weeks. And we can't just do like a 40-minute podcast. down back from 20 minutes no listen listen because you know what patriotic music now okay Mr. Beetz was fatigue he would not eat for two weeks and he did Willy

Walker's factory and he did everything he would have two he would do it for 20 minutes and then he had some rest eating disorders because he did that why are people saying that wait what happened I don't even think that makes sense he has backlash from that video

yeah he got a lot of backlash from that video that's why he looked at his kin comment he's like I said this time and time again I had professionals with me the entire time monitoring me. I also have Crohn's disease. What? I don't get it. I forgot Mr. There were people. There were people that were doing

on Twitter they were doing slash slash eating disorders and then I didn't even watch it because it would trigger me. Dude, what is Crohn's disease? Like, get help. Holy shit. Like, listen, I understand. What happened, Danny? What's Crohn's disease?

It's where his... No, his stomach had... I think it's like... Isn't it like a low amount of good bacteria? or something in his large intestine or something like that. I think his stomach ends up eating at itself or something horrible like that. Right? I actually don't even know. I don't know.

He has to have a certain diet. It's like an effect. It's an inflammatory bowel disease that affects the, uh, the line is an inflammatory bowel disease. It causes inflammation or digest, your diet diet. You're a bad doctor. You're a bad doctor. I hear you get fired from Bitt University. You are a good boy.

Bad boy. What you're going to do? What you're going to do? What you're going to do? What you're going to do on you? Come for you. Come on you. Bad boy.

So people were really mad about his video. They were saying that because he was actively not eating, it was promoting, I guess, people to lose weight by not eating. Not eating. Because he lost. That wasn't even his goal. Yeah. I guess, yeah. Well, it partially was.

Didn't he say? Didn't he say he wanted to lose some weight in the very beginning? Did he actually say that? I don't know. What was the point of the video? Is this just like a challenge? Like an endurance challenge? I mean, he's always done those.

True. Well, like, it's not like... That's like saying, that's like saying him staying up for 24 hours is triggering insomnia, dude, which is just silly. Personally, it's my honestly. That's like saying him being buried alive

is triggering me to go buy a cough and go 40 feet underground and bury myself alive. I think people like distress or reach. People make everything about them and their own fucking problems. I'm not trying to invalidate anything, but I also...

I'm invalidating. Yeah. I know that. Cut being a pussy. Like if you have such a fucking Listen, no, listen.

If you have such a disorder where you can't watch a video, like that's pretty fucked. Like mentally like you have problems. Okay. I will say I'm not invalidating, but I think blaming his video concept as a way to trigger you and your challenges personally. If you just say you were.

I was joking. I was kidding. Dude. Nah, I'm being real because that's some, that's some pussy shit. That's some 20-22 bullshit. That wouldn't have happened 10 years ago.

Back in the coblobys? Bring back filthy fray! Bring back filthy fray! Bring back leafy! Bring back eye dubs! Where's the old eye dubs? I agree! No, wait, that was...

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! That, okay, that era of the internet fucking sucked. It's actually horrible. What's the saying, if some of it's okay, all that's okay, or whatever? I don't know. I just think if you see a funny man on the internet not eat food and it makes you, like, upset, then you're like a big

Let's see, I don't know. Whoa. Mordecai and Rigby. Whoa. My man. Wait. My mom. My mom.

My mom. My mom. My mom. Okay. Now we're just making a second. Yeah. Now we're just re-tucking and stupid. Ladies and gentlemen.

Cam, you're going to have to trim this whole thing out, by the way. Cam, don't even trim a single day. Can I mean, our editor. Cam is Ed. Cam is Cage's brother for anyone who knows Cage. In case, yeah. In case you guys are wondering why we say Cam do this and that. Cam do this. Cam do this.

Cam, do this. Can I get a head on the podcast? Wait, Cam, if you can, uh, order me. Um, let's see. I want, I need furniture, so get something from IKEA. Also, I want food. So maybe get a meal. Cam, can you edit like a woman's head right here? Okay. There's a big garbage.

Gamer subs 10% off our coup. Gamer subs up 10% off code group. Don't, blur that out. Blare that out. Blur-blur-blert-blert-blum. You're a stupid asshole. Blur-blur-all. Garmin's drug.

The entire name and stay in phone number on it. Fuck on. Anyway. All right. We're going to wrap it up here. Thanks guys. Oh, use code group. Look at me.

Go. Okay. Every time you guys use code of group and you buy something, this is what happens. I hate to let you guys know this, but I forgot to record this entire time. You're lying. Wait, he made a funny joke.