The Group Chat - #170 - We Ranked Every Single US State

Episode Date: July 31, 2026

In today's episode we ranked every single state in the US and gave our totally non biased opinions on them, Grunk is missing from this episode because he had to study (nerd) but the show must go on.. ENJOY!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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and if you look closely if you're not from the states sorry but these are all the states of the United States of America. There's 50 of them. There are 50 states. And what we are going to do is we're going to rank them S to F.

Very simple concept. Everyone knows. Your family knows. Your mama knows. Everyone knows. Everyone here is from a state. Maybe not everyone watching, but everyone, maybe everyone wants. I think everyone here on the couch.

Yeah, we're from a state. We're from a state. I'm from a state. If you're not from the state, then just by the name alone, surely you should be able to rank it. And to look, I mean, look at Colorado. It looks like a, it's just a square. Or just put that at that.

Why you're here. I don't know, because they're kind of, I mean, you know that Jane and he smokes the mountains. Oh, you're right. You know, the mountains of pretty mountains and all that. He likes Colorado, remember? I don't know. I like Colorado. I mean, it's nice.

It's like nice and chilly. It's stinky. But Colorado is like 46 in this list. Do you want to go through all them? Yeah. Right now, just go. Oh. Start the pot off with, oh.

You guys want to start off just off. Off rip. Off rip. Boom. Pennsylvania. Right into it. Hold on. I can always tell when you guys are new with something.

You guys have like no control of how to do it. No, I'm like, I'm itching, bro. I got to rake my states. Yeah, I can see. You want to do it now. Florida F. Florida, Texas. F.

Can I ask one question? Yeah. Idaho. L. Tanner? Yeah, what's up? Is it true that you're doing your own great lock-in?

I am doing my own great lock-in, but I'm doing it not as serious as you. What was that thing you at you? yesterday. Oh, what did I eat? Oh, the eggs and bagel and avocado. Yes. Dude, that was delicious. No.

Dude, in person, it looked, it looks scary to me. Nope. No, I know, I know you, listen, I'm going to stick by your side because I know my egg sandwiches, that shit looked insane. All egg sandwiches don't look good unless they're like not. It looks scary. I can tell you exactly what was on those egg sandwiches. There were bagels from Einstein.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Scramble eggs sloped up. Like, who cares? Sunny side up, a little yolk on one of them. Fuck it. Whatever. A ricado.

Pepper Jack cheese. Called a day. That was after a big, giant workout. I want that now, dude. Those were like all of my calories that day. Then I had more cheese. I had a lot of cheese yesterday.

A lot of cheese. I think I had four slices of cheese. Melted? No, just raw. Raw. Just to have? Yeah. He brought it to me.

Actually, he brought me pictures. I actually showed everybody. He showed me, and it was like, wow. He posted on a story. Wow. He like ate one.

Can I be honest with you? Yeah. I ate that both. those sandwiches, both those eggs in like six minutes. That's like a soft willy pace. I inhaled. Yeah, I was like, do- get me going. That's pretty

fucking impressive, dude. Those things were nasty. I think they're nasty in like the way that you eat barbecue and it's nasty. You know what I mean? I was at a, like where it's sloppy. I love sloppy food. Yeah, I love biting into like a sandwich, like a big bagel sandwich and it's just like

out the back. It can't help it, bro. I had barbecue. I think it was this sweet. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, yeah. It goes. I was like, fuck. And then my windshield wipers went on?

Dude. Your eyelids? I think, yeah, my eyelids. Dude, I think it's a necessary, like it, I think it's a necessity to do it like once a week. Just go out, have a slot fist, have like barbecue or the sandwiches or the egg cell. What, fuck, what do they call? The bagel sandwiches. Bagel sandwiches.

And you know. Who doesn't do barbecue the way that Texas does? Nobody in the world. Texas on the S tier right here. That's how we segue into that. Oh, oh, S tier. Yeah, sure. Idaho L.

I'm just like looking at the states, guys. I can't help myself. We can't start if you're itching for it. Yeah, we can start. Can we just do maybe one like a little treat? Sure. We might as well just start at all. We might as well do Texas.

Or should we say that? That's worth the end. I was just doing now. Get it over with. I mean, the only thing, let's just do alphabetically. The only good thing Texas has is barbecue. Yeah. I don't think that's enough for it to be anything.

anywhere near as. What? Alabama. What do we think? Alabama? Alabama is a C. C tier. Damn.

I say C2. No, I say D. I'll be the guy that looks up the facts about each state. Oh, we got a Jamie. I don't know, bro. Someone's got to take the cousin

fucking claim. Yeah, I got to say like that stereotype is like when you say Alabama, that's what people think of. That's like the only thing I know for. Well, you don't know that it's the birthplace of George Washington Carver, the guy who invented peanut butter. All right, D. Peanut butter.

Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Bita butter, fire. Damn, it's drop, it was at sea. Listen, no one from Alabama wants to be from Alabama. No one gives a shit about Alabama. It's hot, it's humid, they get slammed with hurricanes, they fuck each other, their families.

Well, I mean, is that stereotype still strong? No, I don't think so. What about Roll Tide? Roll Tide, yeah. Football. What is that? College team? College football, dude.

They love football down there. Oh, they are pretty good, aren't they? Yeah. Alabama is kind of like chill, maybe? Put it because of college. Damn. See for college. Yeah.

for college. That's all I was really looking for. Alaska. All right. I like Alaska but D or even F because like holy crap. D? Because the criminals, bro, they're crazy over there. Bro, put it that shit to be bro. B? Okay, hold up. B for beautiful. You ever heard of the crimes that go on in Alaska?

Yeah, they did. They kill you. They're fucking, yeah, they do some crazy fucking shit. Alaska's like the Wild West but it's winter. And then also, it's mostly nighttime until for like two hours. It's mostly daytime. Is it mostly daytime? They have to cover shit on their windows so the sun doesn't go.

It's like that during the summer, but then during the wintertime, it's mostly nice. Okay, so it's just exaggerated for whatever season is. It's just like the worst place to live ever, so I was putting it out. If you're like super, if you're super high up north in the hemisphere, right, then, you know, obviously as the Earth is going to tilt and rotate, you're going to have longer, whatever. So for them, they have longer winters. But also summers. It's so freaking beautiful, man. But dude, outdoor boys, bro.

Yeah, if you ever watch Outdoor Boys, bro? Dude, that guy's, that guy loves Alaska. I'm dropping it down to O for outdoor boys in. I don't know. Just call it a day at O. I mean, I'm going to put, how about we put it at C? You guys are missing a whole bunch of, it's so beautiful over there. Dude, it's like perfect.

If we treat every state like this, we're going to be here until five o'clock. I say F. I don't care. Oh, damn. No, I'll leave it at B. I'll leave it. All right. What do you want?

B or C. I like that. Give it at least a B. What do you say, B or C? Larry. I'm doing B. There are some, there are some really dope states coming up. You ever heard of the Alaskan Gold Rush?

God, that show is the best show ever. Come on. Okay. We'll drop it down to Arizona. Arizona would have to be a B. I can give it a B. That's a solid B. Phoenix, they've got Scottsdale.

It's no state income tax, I'm pretty sure, still. I don't think anybody's ever high-down Scottsdale. Scottsdale, yeah, I've never heard of Scottsdale. You just name dropped a town with a population? You guys have never heard of Scottsdale, Arizona? No. Really? I've heard about it on South.

No, you know who has? I know how you heard. I know how you heard of Scottsdale, Arizona. I've heard of Scottsdale for years, bro. It's one of like the wealthiest cities in like the country. Really? The wealthiest city. Let's look up the GDP of Scottsdale, Arizona.

Well, guess what else is in Arizona? When it comes back as a five-figure number, I'm going to be like, what? What? What? Can you guys take a guess? What's in? Death Valley? No, it's, yeah.

The ozone layer. I don't know. The ozone layer? I don't know. I'm caught. What? It's the Grand Canyon, guys. Oh.

It's the whole. Be for beautiful. I didn't know. Wait, what? Yeah, that, yeah, be for beautiful. Come on. Grand Canyon was pretty awesome. Scottsdale is recognized as one of the wealthiest cities in the United States and is currently

the fastest growing wealth hub for millionaires in the country. Damn. The median household income exceeds $100,000. Oh, wow. The median home price hovers around $830,000. Damn. So you're going to rank it based off of millionaires? I'm going to,

I'm gonna rank it based on how important the whole entire state is, I guess. There's a whole bunch of millionaires in there that makes it important. Okay, let's just say it had like New Jersey type of like temperature. It would go up to like A. But it's so hot. It's so hot. It's so hot. That temperature is shit.

I went there because my aunt lived there for a while and dude, her garage actually felt like the desert. Like, oh my God. Like I think her tires were melting inside the garage. I think we need to normalize giving garages like the most AC ever. Yeah, like that's fucking hot, bro. Turn it into icebox. Yeah, tournament's icebox. They get fucking hot.

Oh, dude. A climate controlled garage. Only in Scottsdale, man. Only in Scottsdale. I guess so. I guess so. B, Arizona, that doesn't look great to me. Let's see.

Put it C. We named like three good things, bro. I mean, the Grand Canyon is pretty freaking sweet. It has a city. Sea for Canyon. C for Canyon. Wow. Sure.

I think Arizona is a solid B, almost A. Arizona could be a B. That's the next one. Arkansas. Fucking F. Fuck Arkansas. Arkansas. Absolute F.

There is nothing in Arkansas. I'll be real, yeah. What was in Arkansas? The only thing I'm seeing is how homes the active, well, the only active diamond mine in the U.S. Like they're playing Minecraft down there. I might be tripping here. And this might be big tripping here. Isn't Arkansas like the most racist state?

I think it's Alabama. I think Tennessee is. I don't know. Arkansas is a little like, bro, I'm pretty sure the only like major crazy thing about Arkansas. would be Fayetteville because there's a big college over there

and also they have like the Clinton house there that you can go take a tour of it's like who wants to go see the Clinton house yeah I don't know I gotta look up where Arkansas is I think I'm getting them

confused with each other I don't know I'm pretty sure Arkansas was the one where I had like those billboards and it was like all oh yeah they racist this shit boy yeah

F so hey F for what the fuck so California D California honestly put in it D or F- Can California have its own tier called shithole? I'm talking about beautiful.

The people there suck. The people there suck. The politics there suck. California has like the best like the course. California has Disneyland. Yeah. But California hosts TwitchCon. No, no. The beaches are not. Dude, San Diego is beautiful LA's okay. That's why it's not. Yeah, we got two SIE bowls at LA and they're all 100 bucks plus. We look he did get $33.00 in L.A. I remember seeing that charge and I was like, what the fuck they buy?

He saw $100 at Asaibol, like whatever the fuck store. Yeah, $100 for yogurt. I like, dude, I like California. It's nice. It's just I wouldn't live there because of taxes. Taxes are high. They would kill me. The politics suck.

The people are fucking miserable and all fold themselves. The drivers are probably worse. The only thing that really has is the natural beauty. Oh, yeah. And the weather. Yeah. That's literally. That's why it's not effort for me.

Literally. It's beachy beauty. Beautiful. It's definitely a visit state. It's not like a home state. At least not for me, dude. And it's about to fall off the map, bro. Is it really? Low key. Let's break off.

One fucking one magnitude. The potonic plates. Yeah. Tectonic plates. Like when that goes, even Washington's fucked. We're all fucked on that on the West Coast. That thing is holding the entire West Coast together. I figure, yeah.

So I'd put it like F, dude. Oh, dude. Wow. I see we keep it at D because it is dame beautiful. I don't think is that beautiful. San Diego is great. I like San Diego. How beautiful is it?

What do they have? Dude, it has the river San Diego? Remember the whole drive up? Like the Lagooner Beach? Remember, Gooner Beach we went to Guna Beach? I mean, I've seen a lot of beaches in my life. That one just looks the same.

Coastal boy. Yeah. That's what happens when you raised on the coast. I know. You surf? Um, yeah, dude. Take off your hat. It's like long, long, beautiful hair.

Luscious. I would say D. I say D. I say D. Yeah. We'll meet in the middle call it a D. Colorado. Colorado.

Colorado. A. A. I think A person. I think A should be. I'll tell you one thing. I had a family trip in Colorado and it was probably one of my most memorable ones because number one, I wrote a train and it was going between mountains and it felt like a fairy tale and

that was great. And then number two, I remember we were in this town and like you could see the mountains. Like this, the road goes up and I went to this like art studio and it reeked of weed. But it was great. The people were really friendly. They were all like really old people, but they were like, you want a tree? You want some coffee? What do you want?

You want anything? It was all this. It was laid back and I leave the store. I go to another store. Like, hey, what do you want? You want anything? I'm like, damn, dude, everyone's so friendly. So I had a great time in Colorado.

And for that, I would give it an A or an S. You're a good personal experience there. Yeah. I'm biased. I'm very biased. A or S. Oh my God, no. I don't know about S.

I think B. But A. B. Have you ever been to Colorado? Have you? Yeah. Really? I have.

They have bison there. There's a picture of us right next to a bison. Dang. You have a picture for me? Wintertime? No, it's in my house. I feel like wintertime there is great. It's really fun.

And then do it like the summertime, how hot does it get in Colorado? It can't get that hot. I don't think it can get that hot. It's like perfect weather. It's up there, dude. It's up there in the mountains. Not up there in the heat, but like, I don't think it's that. I mean, we got Denver.

And athletes go to train because of the elevation. Yeah, not as because that fucking airport, dude. Oh, yeah. I hate that airport. Yeah. There's something going on there. There is something going on there. I hate, I don't even care if there's something going on.

there's something going on. Dude, that was the airport where we came back from Japan and I was like, I was rushing to, to get on the plane.

Do you remember? Yep. Yeah. And I had to like, take the metro. I was sweating, bro. I was sweating.

I was all red. There's a photo of me in the plane. I was all red. And, and they were like, we're actually going to delay another.

They were like 20 minutes. And we're like, oh, my, dude, I was actually looking at flights to like go visit my family. And I saw the, the,

the, the flight to get there has to stop at Denver airport. and I just like, oh, and I just like deleted everything. Yeah, no, it sucks. I got it. Just go to text your mom and just be like, yeah. I can't.

Do you guys remember Denver when we went and had the connecting flight? So we flew to Denver from Austin to go to Japan. The entire like terminal for like our game was like all dressed up in Japan stuff. We stopped in Denver? Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. We flew.

Yeah. We had to connect to Denver to fly to. Yeah. It took off from Denver. Yep. We had our connecting flight. And then when we came back, it also dropped. dropped us off at Denver.

Denver, Colorado. Yeah, but remember the, the gate that we had? It was like all like Japanese. I just remember there was so many people. I have a video.

I have a video on my phone and it's like just huge crowds. And what sucks is that the workers there tricked us. They were like, there was a mediumish line. You know, it was like decent. They're like, oh,

this is going to get pretty long. So if you want, you can go around and it's, you know, like, it'll be shorter. And we were like so naive. And we were like,

you know what? Sure, we're rushing. We had to get there. We go around along this fucking line You've ever seen your damn live Damn liars Wow

And I hope you wake up I found out I found out why we call them gates At the terminals Why is it? Oh, because they open The gates Adventure

Yeah, well No, it's because we're all cattle Going into the big Demonic metal tube They just never changed the name It was originally when you'd board a flight You'd go to a literal gate On the runway

They'd open the gate and you could walk like on the tarmac to your flight and get on and board. And then they updated it and, you know, they upgraded it, but they just never changed the name gate. There's a lot of words like that. I just, I can't think of a single one or now. That we're so used to it. Yeah, we just keep on saying it over and over again. Or think products that you say that are like the act, Band-Aid.

Yep. Chapstick. Yeah. Roller blades. It's crazy. Crazy. We just get so accustomed to create such a perfect. Yeah, we have like 49 more fucking states to go.

Oh my God. I just realized. No, no, we're good. Connecticut. Connecticut. I don't know. I don't know anything about Connecticut. Hold on.

Is that Alabama I saw again? Hold on. I'll say this now. Yeah, hold on. There is, let me just make this very clear. There is more than likely no bad East Coast state. Well, Connecticut says, no bad East Coast state. Like the 13 colony states, they're all pretty solid.

Florida. Connecticut features the Yankee Doodles. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Connecticut features the Yankee doodles. Yankee doodle as it's state song. Yankee doodle went to town.

We're from fucking, what's it called? That's going to bring it up a little bit. I'm thinking A. I'm thinking B. I'm taking A. What do we thinking? I'm thinking maybe like C. I'm C for Connecticut. I'm C for Connecticut. We can't keep. We can't keep. We can't keep. We're just doing a lot of letter. Letters. S for super. That's for super. That's for awesome. A for awesome. Connecticut's not bad. I've been there. I don't know anything about Connecticut. Dude, it's like the size. It's like the size of like.

Austin bro it's tiny a little pew yeah it's a puny little then you're thinking like Rhode Island man Rhode Island's even smaller man Rhode Island is like Maine's fire no man's huge once we get to Maine bro Maine is going to S and you're not changing my mind you know fucking add to me right now so it is East Coast boys I swear to go Maine has amazing lobster Maine has like wait wait wait wait you know else has amazing lobster and oysters Washington well we haven't gotten there yeah I was gonna put that at us too already put main up there dude why is Maine going up there Is it because it's the birthplace of family guy?

Is it actually? No, but you just said that, so I'm not moving it even lower than that. I know, that's what I'm thinking now, too. I have a lot of friends in Maine. Like Rhode Island, Cool Hogg. I went to Maine like every year for maybe five or six years of my childhood. Went up there. We had like this whole little camping fiasco awesome.

Lobster. Swimming, bro, even though it was really cold. Like boating. It was really fun. And it's like the most gorgeous natural beauty. I say on the East Coast. Yeah. Dang.

Honestly, Maine. Maine is like Oh, okay, family guy is not in Maine. Okay, bump it down to F.

All right, yeah, maybe A. Did you say, Rhode Island? Is Rhode Island a state? Rhode Island is a state. Rhode Island is a state.

Rhode Island is a state. Wow. I didn't even know Rhode Island was a state. Rhode Island is like, I don't even think we should talk about it because there's nothing

to talk about it. I was thinking about Delaware. Fuck Delaware, right. Delaware is poop. Guess where, guess he's going right next to Delaware.

What? Arkansas, bro. No. God damn New Jersey when we get there Oh no Yeah bro you're at the arm pit of the USA boy This guy doesn't know bro

What I don't know about We'll just wait for We'll get there Okay why Delaware F It's just such a useless fucking state bro Like you know what no The Delaware water gap is such a useless

You're forgetting You're forgetting about something really important bro I say D tier you know why Why Think I'm thinking bro tell me We're like all the goddamn businesses are made And like like formatted then

Yeah because they have like a lot of corporate breaks. Yeah, it's like every single company. That's like the only redeeming factor they have. That's it. I'm just saying D, bro. Delaware is known as the first state for ratifying and it's the first state.

I don't think it's fair to write. All right. D for Delaware, bro. He's getting some pity points, but he's still a shitty state. Dude, you know how much money it costs to cross the Delaware water gap, like the bridge between Delaware and Jersey?

30. 50 bucks? It's the only form of tax they have. 30 bucks. That's a damn fucking bridge. What the fuck? They're like, wait, they're like, okay, we're not, right, We're not going to tax any of the businesses, but if you want to drive on our cool bridge, it's going to cost a pretty penny.

I hate Maryland and I hate Delaware, bro. Mere, what's in Maryland? Nothing. The boats? Aside from, aside from. The ferry boats. Are there? Are there?

Are there? Isn't it? Am I tripping? Maryland? There are some ferry boats. Like the, I don't know. In the river, though. Florida.

Florida. B. Oh, man. B. Florida's the worst state. You're out of here, bro. F. F for Florida.

F for Florida, bro. Hold on. Here we go. You know what? You got to think about the culture. Don't you like Miami? Yeah, you love Miami freak. Yeah, I like Miami.

I hate Miami. I don't like Miami. I hate the temperature. I hate how it feels. We saw a put... When we were in Florida, there's a puddle of blood on the sidewalk. There was. That was fucking awesome.

It's like GTA lobby. It looked like a GTA, like, blood pool. Shaved your head and turned into a punk. Dude, there are... That's awesome. There are so many things wrong. There are more things wrong with Florida than there are right. And the only thing they did right was an orange.

And it came with Florida. Okay, think about all of the... It's the birthplace of Gatorade. All the culture that came out of it. What? Name one thing. Gatorade sucks. Name one form of anything culture that came out of Florida. The music scene.

Several music artists came out of there. Florida brought up a lot of music people. Bro. I think on Delaware has like a shit ton of artists too. Also, GTA 6. Hello. I think Florida deserves B. Jesus.

Wow. I'm not going to... I will not stand for B tier. I will not let this go if it goes. How about D? How about me in the middle? Hold on, hold on, let me explain. You want to meet in the middle at F?

It's me in the middle at F. I like that. He's out a few more letters. Okay, I would actually be comfortable putting Florida at D tier. D tier. Explain to me another redeemable thing about Florida,

and then I'll counter it with every single problematic thing ever. I think it's got, I think it offers, you know, really, I think it offers a lot of like amazing, like the Keys,

like the Florida Keys, for example. Like it's a beautiful place to go vacation as long as you don't go there during a her, I think that a lot of the people are pretty like crazy rambunctious

obviously like Florida man headlines are funny but like if you get past those I feel like Florida and California are kind of hand in hand and like they're both like California's beautiful as fuck for the people kind of are like what and then also Florida's like what and I don't know dude

Florida's got the biggest bugs the biggest gators the biggest the biggest stuff the biggest money the biggest change is the biggest I just don't like the temperature of it dude It's very humid. It's just humid. Like, you can't even go outside.

I'm pretty sure. Like, if you're going outside, yeah. If you're not from there and you go outside, you're like, wow, this is the worst place ever. Like, that's going to be your first thought. Yeah, bro. There's. I'll say, I'll say, we can keep it a D. I wrote a helicopter in Florida one time.

Don't ever ride a helicopter. Georgia. Georgia, Mississippi. D. I'd say, yeah. I can Georgia. And the only thing I'm holding Georgia up for me once again is, like, Atlanta, like the music culture in Atlanta. Well, well, well, I'd say.

One thing that always fascinated me was the police, the GSP. I love. The Georgia's name police, bro. They will kill you. I love hearing about GSP. They see you jaywalking. You will get shot. Yeah.

So I want to bring it out just for that. They're like fucking, they sound like toy soldiers. Like they sound like a little. Like a pregnant. Yeah. Like they're like merry weather, dude. I don't know.

Their hair is like perfectly cut and trim. Yeah. It's a perfect like aviator. Who's the trooper? I don't think he's from Georgia. Is it trooper bird? Oh. Oh, the one who's like with the chin up and all that.

I don't know. I don't know. He looks like he's from GSP. I get my peaches out in Georgia. That is true. Peaches. What do you think? Huh?

What do you think? Bro. I don't know. I'll say. George is a tough one because. I say fuck 12, dude. I say C tier. C tier because they skinny jeans.

Oh, come on. Skinniest pair of jeans and where? Skinny jeans and 20 jeans. And he got that. I said skinny jeans and GSP's. That cut. That state is very racist.

Georgia? Oh shit. It's like one of those. You drive a lot of sticks, bro. You see Confederate flags everywhere. Oh, it's like that. It's like, yeah. Oh, damn.

Yeah. Not everywhere, but a lot. It's just not a very... Dude, I've been to Georgia several times. I did. You act like a traumatic event for you, buddy. I actually don't like Georgia at all. I'll drop it down to it for you, buddy.

Yeah, it's right there at D. All right. We got Hawaii. S S S A Just to be different A You haven't even been there S I have

I haven't been I haven't been I have been there I have been there I have been there I have been there I've been there This is real

What I went there one time And I was six months old Do you remember Aldo? What? Do you remember Aldo? No this is real I did go

I did go With Aldo I do remember Aldo Yeah, you won with Auto? Your friend that died? Yeah. Yeah, no, we're not doing this. We never, we never really talked about that besides the eight seconds of the next episode.

Did we? Can we talk about it again? No. Both Tanner and I did. We even believe you at first right then. All right. Well, we're ranking at S because it's perfect and beautiful and awesome. I will say it is very expensive there.

I'll say, wait, hold on, A tier, only because hurricanes. They don't get hurricanes, do they? I thought they just get like tsunamis and shit. They just get like tsunamis. Crazy flooding. Yeah. You know what? Yeah.

You know what? Yeah. I think, I think, I went there for two weeks. I went there for two weeks. Where'd you go? We went to, which one was it? It was from my sister's wedding, and we went to one of the islands. Ew, I don't know what you're doing in that chair, dude.

Sorry, it's like, it's like a habit. The little tick, you just like to finger that chair? I do. It's just like, I don't know why I do it. It's kind of fun. I'm going to put really sticky glue there one day. Oh, oh, my. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know, if Hawaii didn't exist, then we would have never gotten that Scooby-Doo movie. And we would have never got into... Spooky Island. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. What? Your what?

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Your beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? Which one? Kanye album. It's like one of his biggest albums ever. That's where Power came from. How is Hawaii? Because he recorded it.

Wait, that's an album. Who the fuck knows that? My Dark Twisted Fantasy? Yeah. That's an actual album. Look it up. You actually... You know that?

How do you know that? Because he used to, he made everyone wear suits, and he would fly them out to Hawaii because that was after he had that breakup with, uh, Amber Rose. Pause. What was, what was Frank Ocean's third album? Uh, I guess it would technically be. Technically, no, technically, it'll technically be endless. Okay, now.

Tell me about, tell me about endless. Tell me. Endless. Yeah, where, why? It was made to get out of the deal with, um, his label. fucking what was the I forget the label but he made that

and then a day after he dropped blonde so it's like a one hour long Apple exclusive what was the last song on that album why are we asking meets Sibishi Sony

no what was the story behind that one do you know what are we doing right now what is happening I am like I'm trying to dissect my friend here

because he knows a little bit too much about a lot of shit and it all has to do with music hey so back on topic I figured out I went to a Lanai Lanai

Lanai L-A-I-A-I L-N-A-I For two weeks. And the beaches were freaking beautiful. They're gorgeous. It was absolutely stunning. What are the dunes?

Sorry, I didn't mean to go on that tangent. I just think it's really fucking impressive how you just have a really weird, like, niche facts. And you literally just answered both of those questions off your don't. So from now on, from now on, this is what I want you to do. Every single state has to do with music. Oh. That's your thing, all right? Idaho.

I have no idea what the fuck is in. With music, I have no idea. I'm putting an FTA right now. Idaho, Utah. Oh, potatoes, bro. Oh, potato, B! Yeah, they got potatoes in there, bro. B for potatoes? I don't know.

B for potato. No, I'm not, you know, okay. We drove to Idaho. Is that the one that we loved? Udaho. Yeah, we thought it was beautiful. It's home to Hells Canyon. The deepest river gorge in North America.

I have nothing against Idaho. I like Idaho. Idaho's a pretty tame state of things. It's just chill. Like, it's really just chill. Dude, it's like, our outlook on Idaho is it's chill, but over there it's like. Fuck, I don't know.

If you know about Idaho, you know. Is it really? No, I'm just saying. Oh, it could be our perspective. Oh, okay, okay. Because like Hawaii, for example, bro. The history of Hawaii is fucked up. Yes, it's fucked up.

It is fucked up. It could be the thing with Idaho. Maybe then potatoes. Have a raisin. No, no, potatoes. Go potatoes. All right. The potatoes.

Who's next? Next one. Illinois. I don't know shit about Illinois. I don't know. It looks like a wing. It looks like a wing. It's really about it.

Chicago. And they got a big ass bean over there. So let's flick it. I guess so. I'll put it at C. This is a weird fact. produces most of the nation's canned pumpkin. Oh, Illinois?

Yeah. Illinois. Is that where they do the catapulting? You know the catapult? The chucks? What do they call them? Oh, the pumpkins? Oh, the trébushe?

Yeah. Trebushe. What was that show called? I don't know. I don't know. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? I don't think I do. I don't.

You guys don't I'm talking about. Pumpkin chucking. It sounds like a TLC show. It does. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Tunkin. Reality TV show.

Pumpkin. There's air cannons, catapults, and trebushes to launch pumpkins for distance. Wow. Yeah, I never even heard of that ever.

You never heard of this? Trebushay. Um, F. F. Oh, my God. Pumpkin Chunkin was based in Delaware. We got to go back and add pumpkin chunk.

Let's swap. Delaware is D. I keep it there. Fuck it. I put Illinois D too. All right. We'll keep Illinois there. I don't know what's going on with.

Illinois, but Indiana. Indiana. I don't know either. Indianapolis. A lot of these states, I actually, I don't know shit about. Yeah. Like, I really don't know shit about. I'll be so real.

Except for like the main way. Except for the ones that appear in GTA, then I know everything about it. But Indiana, I have no fucking idea, dude. The next tier list is going to be ranking Los Santos. Yeah, ranking Los Santos, Vice City. Were you deafened for that? Can we dive back into the sick and twisted mind of Larry for a second? Just as an intermission.

Okay. I don't know if you, Mr. were deafened in that call. We're all pulling Gtia. Oh! And oh my God. He would like, I think it was Jackson. He would go up or his Nick.

He would go up to like a building and be like, tell me a story. And I'll say, oh, oh, this is the one from, this is the one. He's the one. He just dropped like the most elaborate, goddamn like the heist name. Who was there? Like the location, the name of the county. Okay. So in GT Online, they now allow you to do, um, you're able to work for a pizza shop.

And you deliver pizzas to houses. This is real. And one of the houses, I was like, oh shit. This is the house. at the U's mission Hood Safari where Trevor Lamar, Franklin

go to a house to sell I think it was Coke and then it was like a brick or something and then they had to like shoot their way

out of the hood and they had to ride on jet skis to get out and escape from the police and it was like you tell a lot of these stories like you were there

in person yeah he was the only I played it I played it many times I love that game it's like you were there with them

like you were like the jet skis they still they steal from it's from this rapper there's like a rapper he was recording a music video and you're literally like there's like these girls on the on the jets because you had to like kick him out and then you right off now change the verbiage from you to we had to we had to uh so we we were selling we were selling coke it was it was who was there uh it was

franklin me lamar trevor chop chop was there too no i don't know it was yeah uh yeah i love that keep going keep on and we we will and so yeah we were it was just a deal gone wrong so Trevor lost his shit. Oh, no. He found out, you know, he's a dealer, right? Yeah. I don't know how I met him, but he's a dealer. And it was like a fucking brick.

It was like drywall. And so we had to shoot our way out of there. I tossed the G to Trevor. And then we get out. I think I rode with Franklin because we had to go around to La Porta. And then after that, we escaped the cops and we made it back home, like just in time. That's crazy. It was much.

Yeah. That is a great story. Thank you. That was, wow. It was in San, dude. I think I saw scars. Sorry, it's just every... You could lie to your grandchildren so easily.

Just recite different. Just tell him a bunch of GTA missions that I've been through. All the GTA missions you can think I'm just like your sight, though. Grandpa Larry, can you tell us more about Uncle Franklin? Oh, Franklin. Him and Michael had something. Uncle Lester. What about telling us about them? Oh, Uncle Lester, that guy.

Oh, Perico. Let me tell them about who called him up. You know, that's the guy. Now, I was just telling them about, like, all the heist, because there was a, there was a heist in Blaine County, where they had to wear Juggernaut suits and they had a minigun

and they were shooting their way out and then they had to get like one of those what do they call like the excavator like little thing

I don't know I don't know they had to ride on that into the the cluck and bell farm there's a cluck and bell farm where they have like the this is so

you can look it up you can literally look at the mission are you sure you were not there no I wasn't there but you can look up the mission I swear to God how the fuck do you know because they had to make money

for the FBI they have to make money the name. It's the F-I-B there. Oh, yes, the F-I-B, but how do you know the name of the fucking knock-off Taco Bell? Are you serious? Yes, it was a factor. The Cluck and Bell factory. They had to go inside of there. Now, imagine this whole story once again with We. Oh, okay, yeah. We had to make some money.

Okay, we all have to know. We're not doing. We can. We can. We got state. Because Indiana, we don't know if you. Throw it at C, bro. Indiana's probably pretty tame. It's probably cool for C. I don't know. Iowa. I don't know shit about Iowa. I don't know shit about Iowa. Well, I can tell you about it. Produces more ice cream than any other state. Hey.

A for Iowa. A for Iowa for the ice cream. Kansas. Now, Kansas. Tornado. I'm going to say one thing. This is me being biased. My grandparents live in Kansas because I, every Christmas when I was younger,

I used to go to Kansas and I used to chill with them and I would have worried these PJs for three days straight. And there's a video on me. I'm going to say this out loud now. This is the first time I'm ever saying this. There's a video on me somewhere where I'm dead. dancing to Michael Jackson. And I'm wearing these PJs

and it's in my grandparents' house. I will say Kansas is kind of a shithole. Yeah, I'm going to change you guys' mind. This is as noted for having a famously flat landscape. Yeah, it's very flat there. Wow, that's it. That's all I do there.

That's where my brother, not my brother, my uncle learned after effects. He used to do these videos where he would shoot people and do the graphic blood and all that kind of stuff. Anyways. Really? Um, I like it personally for that. Everything else, like, I don't know.

I'd say D, bro. Yeah, it's. Ain't nothing offer in Kansas. I'll say D. Wizard of Oz. Oh, Kentucky. Kentucky Fried Chicken. B.

C. Kentucky fried chicken. I say B. Kentucky. Literally just for the chicken, bro. I don't know shit about Kentucky, but I don't know that chicken and that thing is world famous. It's not right.

Oh, yeah. What's Kentucky have to say? You got Kentucky up? Yeah, Kentucky. I don't think of Airman in Kentucky. Kentucky is home to Mammoth Cave, the world's longest cave system. That's kind of fun. The world's longest caves is.

That's wild world. Yeah. We should do a video there. I mean, that, oh, we should do a video there. Go cave-diving. Go cave-diving. Let's go cave-diving. What do you guys think?

How do we go caving? Dude, I really want to take a picture of Tanner with his Birkenstocks, but they're like flipped upside down. Yeah, we go to Satan's hole. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're so deep in. Tanner got sucked to the Satan's hole. Tanner is so, you're fucking crazy, bro. You are, bro.

I'm crazy as hell. You're not as crazy as Louisiana. Oh, in my head. Louisiana is. Louisiana is C for me. me. And I'll tell you why. They have amazing crab boil. The people there are really friendly and hospitable. Great culture. Oh, is it like southerly love? Yeah, but it is very humid. They got it. It is so shitty humid and like, like as bad as Florida. Uh, I want to, I want to, yeah,

actually. Yeah. I want crab bowl. I want a crawfish. I'm a ball. Oh, man. Ruanian, is that your southern attempt? Huh? Is that your southern attempt? Not really. Put that on a crack Do you say not really because you're embarrassed by it? Put that on a cracker, dude. Ever seen that guy? No. Oh my God. He's the best.

Put that on a cracker, dude. I don't remember his name. I'm embarrassed, but shout out to you. All right. I think Louisiana for C. That sounds pretty fine. I've driven through Louisiana. It's pretty,

it's honestly probably one of my least favorite states in the south because of the humidity. But the people were really nice. Oh, that's sweet. But I'm wondering if it's also a recent state. Louisiana? Louisiana features the 24 mile long lake. Pont Char train. Causeway Bridge

Okay, so D bridge A train bridge, yeah D tier it is Wait, train bridge That's cool I like those I like train bridge

I mean we can leave him at C Yeah, I like C Alright All right, whatever All right Maryland F Oh

Why is that It looks like a Can we find something About Maryland Do you have anything About Maryland? Bro Maryland

Yeah Features the thoroughbred horse As it's state animal F That's the I know there's something Nothing else in that. A fucking horse for...

Yeah. That's all I'm seeing. There's something else in there. I just, I can't recall. I feel like Maryland. I mean... Okay, remember when I said

the whole like 13 colony thing they really is not missed? They are... They're very... Oh, really? But they are very historic. Why are they poop? They're historic as fuck.

Why? Because I've just personally experienced the both in their ass. Baltimore is... What's ass? Low-key Baltimore is kind of fun, but it's just also like a shithold. Kind of like Philadelphia.

Baltimore. That's where the accent comes from. Baltimore. Jilat. Shout out the Baltimore Ravens. Shout out to the Baltimore Ravens. That's more Ravens and the Baltimore Ravens. You know him, right, Tote.

The Baltimore Ravens? You know him. Yeah. The Baltimore Raven. They have Lamar Jackson. They got Derek Henry. John Waters is from Baltimore. They got Ray Lewis.

John Waters. Is that music? John Waters? Is that music? No, it's movie. He's the director. He made some really crazy-ass films. There's one movie he made called Pink Flamingos,

where the actor ate a dog's poop. Like, you see the dog shit it out and then they grabbed him. John Water. Oh, okay. I knew I was right for this. I think he's from Baltimore. The only other thing I could think of

is that Johns Hopkins University is in Baltimore. Oh. Which is a really nice school. I thought Johns Hopkins was a stranger things guy. Who is Johns? Who's Johns Hopkins? It's a nice college. Oh.

Johns, it was, I mean, I'm sure it's named after a guy named Johns Hopkins, right? Multiple Johns is a research school. How many Johns? Johns Hopkins two Johns Dude Woodrow Wilson graduated from there

DG that guy's old D F whatever move on Massachusetts Oh Massa motherfucking choosets Dude I think Madison That's that like the OG That's a B bro

That's like the OGOG That's a B Look it looks like a gun You got Boston Lose to go Our founding fathers They scoped it out Like yeah you got like

It's like a chamber at the top at the bottom, you know? Oh, that's hard. You ever heard of that song about Massachusetts? No. The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America. The spirit of the red, white and blue. Never heard that.

Never? Never. It's interesting. I mean, it is like, you know about that. You're all the way on the other side. Yeah. It's a family guy song. Oh.

Fucking, of course. All right, Michigan. How about that? Michigan? Looks like a dolphin at the top. Michigan. Michigan. Isn't that the one that's right by the,

Big Michigan Lake, Michigan, Lake of Michigan. They got Motown. They got the Great Lakes. Oh, you're right. Dude, B, A. They got Motown, the Great Lakes. They got M&M's spaghetti fact. Motown.

You're talking about the music Motown? Yeah. Oh my God. A. Come on. They also have one of their cities is the worst air quality in the United States. Detroit. Well, they got Motown.

Oh, you're right. Detroit's also poop. And also, I was going to say something else about Michigan. I forgot. Do we bring it down to a B then for the air? Yeah, maybe be for bad air quality. Be for bad air quality. They also got lead in their fucking pipes.

And they got lead in the fucking pipes. Don't we all? I think Michigan's are pretty solidly. I got lead in my pipes. Come on. Hey, yo. Minnesota. Minnesota?

You see? Go like Minnesota. Oh, wait. Isn't that where all that fraud was happening? Oh, they turned the frogs gay? Yeah, they turned the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand that? No, the fraud that was happening in Minnesota.

This is the first thing that came to mind. I don't know. They're in a freaking frog's game. It looks like a crushed soda can. That's why it's called minisota. Soda can. Soda can. Minnesota.

I'm down for keeping it a B or C or E. Minnesota, known famously as the land of 10,000 lakes. 10,000 lakes. 10,000? 10,000. You need to stay up out. I'm trying to find out if there was a Minnesota fraud. Was it daycare?

You can't get it. Wasn't there another? Wasn't there another state that you said at 10,000 lakes? Oh, no, that was Minnesota. Okay. Oh, really? Yeah. Lined of 10,000 lakes.

10,000 lakes. I'll be real. What's the next state? Next state is Mississippi. Oh, really? That's my cue to go to the bathroom. I have been, I need to be. You don't like Mississippi?

Mississippi. You're going to want to stay for this fact. Mississippi Queen. The historic location where Coca-Cola was first mom. Wow, hey, the first bottle of Coca-Cola. Well, Coca-Cola kills us slowly, so... They had cocaine in it. They did have cocaine.

They got the Mississippi River, the Bass Pro Shop is over there. And then you got... Mississippi Queen. If you know what I mean. If you guys were watching this podcast for something logical, no, sorry. You're wrong. This is like the most illogical probably way we're ranking.

This is how we rank things. This is how we rank things. It's just like media, memorabilia, and, personal We might miss your facts We might not You know Hey

We're just going base of our head Off the dome We got Missouri Missouri I don't really shit I don't know shit about Missouri Either dude Take me out of my Missouri

That's all I know The starting point of the historic Pony Express Oh wow It's going over to a C now What does that mean? I don't know We can throw it to

To see See it's just like casual Missouri facts Missouri Missouri Miserie The Gateway Art What is that?

That's where the giant gateway is. I forgot about that. The gateway? The giant arch. Oh, the giant arch. I forgot about that. Yeah. What? I'm looking at Montana.

I'm just looking ahead. Montana, huh? Yeah. Yeah, you're cheesing a little bit. I'm cheesing. Well, how about we go to Montana right now? We can go to Montana right now. And then we'll wait for Isaac after this.

Not only is Montana beautiful. Dude, it's gorgeous. But it's also the site of the largest recorded snowflake in history. A. That's beautiful. That's crazy. That's like a beautiful fact. Montana?

Oh, dude. Montana's fire. Montana's a gorge. It's so gorge. Like, I want to, I want to own a farm in Montana and have a horse. And I just want to, yeah, just want to ride off. You know what Montana is in Spanish? Montagna.

Montagna. Really? Bang, baby. Which means mountain. I'm down for A. I'm down for A. I'm down for A. Isaac, what are you saying?

Down for A? Yeah. Yeah, he said. Yeah, you heard that. That's pretty good. All right. We got Nebraska. I was going to wear fries up, but you know what's going.

No, I keep going. Nebraska is the birthplace of Koolade. Oh yeah I can think of I don't know Nebraska I put Nebraska like a C Yeah it's kind of like casual I was thinking D or C They got a lot of corn in Nebraska

They have a football team called So would So do my family What Family got a lot of corn Family guy And probably because of Nebraska Family guy

What do you think about Nebraska Nebraska? Yeah What the fuck happens in Nebraska There you go Coalade and corn huskers Man How about this Nevada

B Vegas Vegas B for Vegas Yeah How about C for Vegas Yeah it is No F for Vegas

Oh man Dude they got the Rio there Drop it down to a D No No All it's in Nevada Listen All it's in Nevada is one

fucking city That's it And it's just as big As any other state No that's all they have Is like one big city One big ball in that city They do have area 51

That's true Aliens Don't they have the pawn shop? Yeah. Pondas. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Wait, did I ever tell you guys about my experience in the Rio when I was with you guys?

And I was walking in the hallway. Yeah, we were there with you. No, I was walking in the hallway and I got afraid for my life. At the Rio? Yeah. Yeah. Don't you say like you felt like an uneasy presence behind you? Well, there was a guy that was walking behind me with his hands in his pockets looking

like he wanted to kill me. I was walking really fast and there was no cameras in the hallways. And it was like our room was towards the very end. And I was like, well, this is definitely. definitely my time to go. And I kept looking behind me and he kept following me. And obviously, like, our room is getting closer to a dead end. And he kept following me. I thought it was about to get shanked. You knew you're about to die so you're about to die. Oh, I actually ran to my room. I like to start speeding up. Just so you guys know, if you guys get a very vague random goodbye for me, know that I'm swerving on the fucking road right now. I'm about to die. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Nevada leads the nation in gold production. Oh, probably because all that mafia mob ties

I say A I wouldn't even put it at high I think B Oh yeah we're still yeah What am I saying? Yeah, C or or C I put it at C tier C because the heat Fuck it's we got to get another S

It's dry there as hell Yeah like New Hampshire We'll get we'll get the Hamsher Yeah, let's put that at fucking F New Hampshire New Hampshire yeah New Hampshire I don't know anything about New Hampshire I don't even know what it looked like

New Hampshire is right next of Vermont. I do forget New Hampshire. Yep. Right next to Vermont. I forgets New Hampshire. It's like in the shadow of New Jersey. Oh. And New Jersey's in the shadow of like the other things. New Jersey's the armpit. There's always a smaller fish. Dude, I put New Hampshire at like

C. What the fuck's going on? Really? Yeah. A lot of C states. Just a lot of states that we don't like, it's like who cares? Yeah, there's a lot of I don't give a shit states. Oh, what do we have? We have to keep. We have to go. We have to go. Okay, let's go then New Jersey. Oh, F. I actually like New Jersey. I like New Jersey.

New Jersey has to be at a minimum B. I think I like New Jersey. And I'll tell you why. At minimum? At minimum. Tell me why. Because you are within the radius of not only majority major cities on the East Coast. True.

Like you're at the heart of it. The number one Ivy League schools, Princeton. It's in New Jersey. You are very close to the ocean. It's like snobby. It's like, oh, Princeton. I'm from Princeton. Oh, I'm from Princeton.

I'm from, uh. New Jersey has the best. education system. It has one of the best health care systems in the entire country. And the mall's pretty cool. Don't you guys also have an entire county? Yeah, Mr. Beast's first Beast Burger was there. Don't you guys also have an entire county of like, what was the video that Tyler Ovalbard did? Oh, oh, you're talking about Flemm. What's it called? What's it called? There's a word. There's a name for I forget. Just all Jews. That's what it is. It's like all Jews. Yeah. It was all Hasidic Jews there. Yeah. Acidic? Hasidic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They're all acidic. They're like melting. They melt through the ground the second of the board. It was in Ocean County, Bergen. Bergen. Bergen. I think Berger. Lakewood.

Lakewood. That's the one. Home to Lakewood. And also one of your supporting facts for why this should be beat is because it's close to other places you want to go. Yeah, but that's great. It's close to other places. New Jersey's great because you get to leave and go here.

You're close to the mountains, right? So the beauty of New Jersey is that the weather's not that terrible. You don't get like fucked really hard from hurricanes for the most part, except for Hurricane Sandy. That was really terrible. I would say, dude, I'm telling you right now, the people are probably the biggest drawback. They got a pretty good diner there.

The people? The people. Really? Yeah. So when I'm behind a wheel of a car, the people? The people suck. It's the cars, dude, the drivers. The drivers there, I think I've already said this in a podcast,

but the drivers there are terrible. The Jersey slide came from. They're heard of this. They're calculated, and that they know that they're driving stupidly calculated. but in Texas they drive stupid because they lack brains they're not calculated they'll just hit you they're dumb as shit I think New Jersey no yeah that's what makes New Jersey so bad it's like they're accident they're being

they're being bad on accident I'd rather be around people who are stupid knowing that they're driving stupid and erratic than people who are driving stupid and erratic they don't know they're driving stupid and erratic well that's such a New Jersey thing I can tell you from Jersey I'm gonna say C or B I say C I say C I say C the only the only other serious drawback is I feel like it's beautiful there dude

It is really pretty The oceans Oh, oh, bye everyone No more No more for that TV The, the, the, the, the, the, The, the,

You're close to the city You're close to the mountains. What mountains? You get all seasons. What mountains are you saying? The Poconos, you're close to the Poconos. The Poconos are in fucking Pia, boy. Yes, this is a professional

podcast. From New Jersey? Yeah, some, actually, some parts less. Yeah. You can even go snowboarding in New Jersey. Where? North, North Jersey.

What? I was going to say You can go snowboarding in New Jersey Probably because it's like lice And like newspaper Dude we can't keep letting New Jersey Did you know that so many streamers are from New Jersey Yeah, there's a lot of fun

Joe Bart Fucking Black Boy Max PBM bro Shout out PBM That makes so much fucking sense Pretty sure phase adapt is Nah

I think so He looks kind of a talent He could be I just like how pretty You're soft Willie Okay, they have a good diner. It was a very fond memory. They got good diners in New Jersey.

We'll pat your back seat here. All right. New Mexico. New Mexico? New Mexico? I don't care, D. What goes on in New Mexico? D, it's hot as fuck.

Breaking bad. Breaking bad. World's first nuclear bomb test. Oh, that's probably, that's pretty shitty. Yeah. There's nothing there. That's why they test it a bomb there. They don't care about that state so much.

There's a bomb testing. They freaking blew it up. That's crazy, man. Fuck. They fucking blew it up It blew it up That so much they hated it God damn it

Alright next New York Lightning Round That's easily D bro Wow D D D or C

Hey Hey Hey what the hell What are you talking about Listen I feel like it's We've been around New Jersey I get it

I get in New York We've been there We've seen it And it's like a one I'm thinking about But like you don't live there The people that live there Are in like a two by two

apartment And they pay $7000 for it That does suck However, I also think that New York is such a massive account. Like Wall Street, you got Wall Street. You have also just city and the most beautiful Adirondack Outdoor Street. Wall Street's the scummiest place ever. Yeah, like, they're shitting, bro.

What? You don't like, you don't like, you've never seen. I saw a bad thing. You don't want to be at the Wall Street, dude? New York at C. Yeah, we got a good movie. We got a good movie. We got a good movie.

We got a move from where. Spider-Man. I like New York just for like the creative people there. I want to say, I'm going to say A, because. You want to hear something crazy? This is a bias. It's an outside from American bias. Chinatown.

No. I got a poop. Everyone who thinks of America, they really like one of two states. New York is usually the first one they say in like. Yeah. I mean, New York is definitely... They say New York City.

There is no city like New York. It's the most of America. I think it's like the poster boy for overseas people. Yeah, it is. In terms of like, what is America about? Yeah, New York City, big billions. Homeless people, burgers, guns, drugs. Yeah.

Yeah, number one pizza in the world. Yeah. It's just funny. It's a funny. At the same time, bro, they also got the Adirondacks up north. Bro, I'll be honest. New York might be just a C for me. Damn.

I can't do it. I think Jersey's better than New York. If we ever go to New York and they find out that soft, we'll rank them a C? You might just get slimed. Yeah, we're doing this for our safety, by the way. Yeah, we outside. Yeah, we're doing this for our safety.

We got to be able to land in Brooklyn. Well, Kaisenak came out of New York. Oh, we outside? You're... 6-9 came out of New York Well, who came out of North Carolina Come on, baby Mr. B's Jimmy B's

Boom, it's an A tier I don't really, I don't know North Carolina I'd probably slide at like a C or a B Yeah, I'll do C, I don't know a shit about North Carolina The North Carolina is actually pretty fired Besides in the fact that it's in the north

We could put New York at like C It doesn't matter We'll do, we'll I don't know, I'll put it next jersey We'll do B, sorry In the middle of B Sorry, B for me You want North Carolina?

Yeah, Austin North Carolina's pretty far Both of the Carolinas are sick North Carolina's first birthplace of Pepsi We have to say that on to Mike A Pepsi Birthplace of Pepsi

North Carolina That doesn't change anything Charlotte right Charlott's in North Carolina Charlotte Yeah Or is Charlotte South Carolina North

You know what no Fuck Pepsi They fucked up Michael Jackson's hair Yeah Pepsi Pepsi sucks And he almost killed them And just regular Pepsi By itself

is the worst soda You can ever drink Dude yeah Pepsi It eats paint It eats paint And it also It also eats And your teeth

And it's like Coke tastes better. It tastes like flat syrup. Like it's just nothing. I like Coke because we're so like moronic. Dude. I think I think North Carolina can get C or like probably see. Okay.

How many more do we have? We got lightning. We got a few more. We got no damn this color sucks red and blue. North Dakota. Ain't shit. I don't know shit about the leading producer of honey. Oh.

You love honey Larry. I do love honey though. North Dakota. Speaking of honey. Thank you, Honey, to sponsoring. I'm just kidding. Now we're lying. Now we're lying.

We're lying. You all, like, hit us in the DMs, though. What? If there's some. That's why you're like Wall Street. You're crying me with that money. Yeah, you're sick. What?

I like saving honey. And I also like saving 10% off of GamerSups using code group. Hi, my name is Isaac. And I'm selling Gamericeps and double cups. Do you think the world knows that Isaac founded honey and he's the reason why that entire thing went down? Wait, did Honey go down? Isaac's the reason. He was the one who came up with their job.

shitty idea. Honey was scamming. Honey was scabing. God, where have I been? They would like, they would like, you'd click on something and then it'll like, uh, it wasn't really a scam. If you, it was it. No, you're trying to. It was definitely a scam. Because you did make money. It was manipulative.

It was manipulative. They were directly changing the code or the, wasn't like a quick, like, they were prioritizing their own affiliate codes to save money on other websites, but pocket the commission instead of other people. Which isn't like the biggest. crime ever. I'm just going to go to a description and you would be like, oh, this person had like their own code to use on a website, then you'd click using their affiliate link.

And if you had the Honey extension, then Honey would say, hey, we can help you find or do you want to have any other help with whatever, like finding other codes. You'd press that. Even if they did not help you find another coupon, they would automatically swap to using theirs. Oh, I didn't know about that. So they're taking from... I only heard about like the...

the fact that they were using their own affiliate links. I know they were forcing. No, they were forcing it. Oh, that's why I have a quick question. No, that was like legitimate, like total scam. I did watch only half of that video. In that case, North Dakota's F tier. Yeah.

Just because of honey. It's not even the right honey either. It's like not even the right correlations. I don't know what the code. I guess. Yeah. Poor Bs, bro. Ohio.

S. How? How? Omio. Oh. Oh. S tier, bro. Yes.

This is going to be the worst cheer list Yeah, this is really bad Fucking ever We should post this when the podcast We should post this On Ohio Features the only Non-Rectangular

Triangular flag in the nation Okay I don't fucking care It's as I'm driving Ohio I'm sorry Ohio No

We need another one of S Fine Really We'll keep it there for now Let's go back We're going down a rabbit hole Oklahoma We're going down a rabbit hole

With these facts Are you serious? Oklahoma is the invention place of the grocery shopping cart. Okay. Yeah, it's also Texas's hat. Put that shit at that, boy. See, bro. Texas's hat.

Yeah, bro. No, wait, yeah. Fuck Oklahoma. Dude, I had a weird experience in Oklahoma. My parents, so we were going to Kansas. My parents, their car goes down. We don't know why. So we have to call, like, the insurance.

And this guy on the phone, he's like, um, like, I call this insurance place and they're coming, whatever. And then my mom gives me another number to call. I can't remember. I was like young. So I called the other guy and he's like, who'd you call? And I gave him, I told him who to call. He's like, oh, no. I'm going to say something.

I'm not going to say it. But they're like, oh, they'll, they'll are you. Oh. Like, those people will argue bad. Like, they're like, they're criminals. Those guys are crooks. And, and I was like, what the fuck? I was, I was like, I was like 15.

I was like, okay. Oh, no. I was like, should we wait for them or not? Like, I don't think we should wait for them. I don't know. What are you talking about? Nothing happened. But like that was just such a weird

And so it got me so scared That I looked up like What are the most crime ridden like states In the US And they were like up there They're like up Yeah you know where it is It's in the handle

The panhandle of Oklahoma That is where it is really dangerous Is from what I've heard that Why It's like the fucking wild west over there bro It's just a wild west too Like the crimes runs free bro Well

I'll keep it at down I'm pretty sure And you know I keep on bringing this up Within certain states But I'm pretty sure It is very racist over there Dude how many racist

States are there for you. A lot. A lot. There's a lot. There's a lot of racism still lives. That's why we need to kill it. It's in the fucking South. Is it racist in Oregon? Yeah. Well, no. No. It's like under Washington. Oregon is a easily a. Oh, okay. Oregon is pretty cool. Oregon's beautiful. It was beautiful. I loved it. Yeah, it's pretty beautiful there. Okay, so I might have lied on Oklahoma's Panhandle. Oh, well. I'm gonna find out. Go ahead. You guys. Okay. Keep going. Let's go. What's the fact? Oregon is home to a massive sprawling underground fungus organism. Okay. A tier it is.

Got a giggle. We got production giggle. Yay. That's eight year. Ah, I guess. Yeah, we'll keep it. That's pretty cool. I just like it for the Bulldog Diner.

I got it. Shout out Bulldog Diner. Shout out Bulldog. Shout out Bulldog. No man's land is what it was called, by the way. What? That panhandle? No man's land.

It's a 34 mile wide, 166 mile long strip of land. It earned its name in the 19th century because it belonged to no state or organized U.S. territory. Oh, shit. So it was just like No man's land. It's just like whatever it goes goes. It is kind of just like a little rectangle. I guess so. Crazy. I mean, I'm fine where it is. Local ghost towns, historical sites. Bro, we should go there for a group video. Dude, yeah, let's do it. No man's land. Yeah, let's go to body armor. And helmets. Yeah, let's go as juggernauts. Uh, Pennsylvania. I don't know shit. I'll say A. What the fuck? A. I'll say A. What do you

like about Pennsylvania? You want me to go there? Yeah. All right. Pat and G knows. That's in Philly. Best cheese sticks ever. Philadelphia. Not even going to go there. I mean, you already know who's from Philadelphia. Let's also go. Let's split Pennsylvania right down the middle

and then bring out the astounding, humongous, the culture of Amish people up there that we as Pennsylvaniaans get to support and buy the freshest produce and the best butter ever. I forgot Pennsylvania is where Philly is at. Yeah, it is in there. And the office was shot there.

Pennsylvania is not better than New Jersey in New York. It's 100% better. He's mad because, you know where he is, He's right here. That's a them fight. In the Pennsylvania arm pit. It's in the Pennsylvania armpit. Y'all fight it out right now.

Pennsylvania versus Jersey. Go. All right, let's go. New Jersey should be A. I'm just letting you know that fucking MetLife Stadium. That was a handout. We felt bad. Oh, we felt that.

You know who we is? No, who's we? The surrounding states. Bro. The big ones. Like, yeah, let's give these guys. New York and Pennsylvania. We're like,

are you something. Are you saying they saw Jersey as a little brother? Yeah. Huh? Oh, man. I'm saying like they gave you a gift because I saw you as a little brother. Yeah.

It's like when you win the race and you give the trophy to like the tiny like orphan with one limb. Pennsylvania had his prime, bro, years ago when they had the steel stacks. That's about it. We also had the steel stacks. We also have the big cracked bell, the Liberty Bell. Yeah, a lot of history. That's why it's cracked, bro. You all suck.

You know who cracked that? People that came from your land. Hey, yo. We cracked it. You guys walked all the way over. You heard that though? He said we cracked that. I know.

Y'all cracked that bell for what, bro? Pennsylvania's state dog is the Great Dane. Really? Is that crazy how that's the only fact about Pennsylvania? I'm curious what the fact is about Rhode Island. Up next is Rhode Island. It's the smallest state. It is the smallest state.

Should we do F? No, let's give them, let's do some pity points. Yeah, let's put it like C or B. You're putting Pennsylvania in B tier? What do you think?

For Pennsylvania? Hey, I didn't say rank it or whatever. I just explained what's in Pennsylvania and why it's so awesome. I think it's C, bro. I don't think Pennsylvania is as awesome as New York. York and New Jersey. I would say Pennsylvania and New Jersey. I don't like Pennsylvania because of the Eagles fans.

I'm sorry. That's okay. You know what? Pennsylvania, there was a movie with Annabelle in it and it was like really haunted and it was like fucked up. That was in Pennsylvania. Yeah.

That was fucked up. That was really close to where I live by the way. Probably should probably like not. What about Transylvania? That's not the same. It's not the same. It's different. That's different.

We're Dracula and the Werewolf? Yeah. Pennsylvania also has two football teams. We have Pittsburgh Steelers Yeah, we have Pittsburgh and also Oh, I forgot about Pittsburgh. All right, sent to F. Pittsburgh's pretty chill.

Send to F. Dude, I don't think Pennsylvania I don't know. I see both of those states is kind of the same. Like put them in the same category. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. For me, personally, New Jersey is over Pennsylvania. You know what's really cool in Pennsylvania? We have a lot of horses on the roads. Like a lot of them. I've seen horses in fucking Texas, bro.

Oh, I forgot. Yeah, that's not. Okay. Yeah. I can't really, I can't convince it. Rhode Island, guys. Rhode Island. I think it's just the, I don't know.

I don't know what's in Rhode Island. It's just a smallest state ever. Okay, I mean, D, it's like boring. I don't know. South Carolina. South Carolina. Ring it up. Put it next to North Carolina.

Do we have anything on South Carolina? It's just North Carolina. It's just they're both the same. The only thing I see about it is it's nicknamed the Palmetto State. Palmetto? Whatever that means? Oh, the Palmetto, like the sandwich? I think so.

Like the Chick-Fley chicken sandwich? Pomertoe? I don't know. Especially palmetto? Palmetto. I don't know what that is. Well, isn't that where, what's the beach called? And, uh, we're, we're South Carolina?

Yeah. Yeah. Outer banks? No. Uh, what is it called? I'm drawing a blank. Totally. Come on.

So I'm helping. Myrtle Beach. Mirdle Beach. Hilton Head, Mertle Beach. Okay, seat here. It's really pretty over there. Yeah, it's at C. It's next to North.

They're like twins. Yeah. South Dakota. Right next to North Dakota. South Dakota, yeah. I don't know much about North or South. All they have is Mount Rushmore. and oh let's blow up mount

it's gonna be a F yeah have you seen that like how small it is actually no it's so tiny North Dakota South Dakota no the Mount Rushmore oh Mount Rushmore oh it's tiny as fuck yeah it's small as shit

they gas the pictures the pictures it's all about the angles bro really I take them angles yeah like how okay how big is it if you can compare something that it's small bro it's like the size of two houses put together

what maybe three it's like oh what like wide okay no it's just really like in comparison It's like they didn't even finish it, bro. You know? It could have kept going with like, yeah, some articles of clothing. They went with like the perfect facial details,

but then they didn't even bother with like the full face shape details and everything. Like around it looks poopy. Yeah. Fuck that. Whatever. Next. Tennessee. F.

Oh, no. Really? Yeah. Tennessee offers a lot, bro. Like what? Nashville and Memphis. You what else they offer? That's where the KKK was founded.

Yo. So that's why they wouldn't be S or A or B or B or. C or D. So, which means that. I thought, I, I really thought that it was founded in like Missouri or something. You were dropping Georgia down the ranks because they were maybe racist. We have a real racist guy on their hands and words.

We have like the heart of racism. Yeah. That's what started at all. I go back to the fact that the music culture there is also super prominent. Name one song. Well, Elvis was from there. Fuck. It's not good.

But, you know, Memphis. Memphis music Memphis rap Memphis like anything Oh no Fonk I mean I'm not

Nashville's just really nice You know what You know what No you're right Because I went to the airport In the airport They have like the Elvis guitar And they have like all the music shit

It is really cool I would put it at D bro I mean obviously The KKK being founded there is terrible She from Memphis Tennessee is also the birthplace A mountain dew That's all I see

C? I'll put it. I'll put it. I'll put it. We can't go higher than that. The big one. The big one. Texas.

Texas. F. B. Texas is the worst state of all times. I say B. Don't even give it a B. Can I be next to you guys and B? Yeah.

Hell no. Come on. Come on. Let me be next to you guys. Is Washington coming up? Washington is C, bro. Texas? Okay, it's not the worst.

I just, you know, coming from Washington, I don't like it. I don't like driving here. I don't like the weather. I like when it thunderstorms and lightning. That's chill. I've yet to have a good pizza place here. There's no good pizza here.

There's no good pizza here. There's only like... Probably in Austin at least. I mean like Texas in general, just the weather's poop. And then also Houston's ass. San Antonio's dog shit. Dallas is like whatever. I mean, Dallas is kind of cool.

Like there's also Galveston Beach. Like that's... What's that? Not that good. Experiment. I think Texas is great. If they were SpaceX is now? Aren't they down there near the...

Oh, no, I think they're further down. Oh, are they? Because Galveston is like right next to Houston. It's like near Houston. We're about to get a really good understanding of Texas coming soon, foreshadow. Foreshadow. We're about to get a really good understanding soon. We're about to judge real good.

I just want to be next to you guys. Come on, please. Man, get down at sea, I see yes. I see yes. You really think that Texas is as good as... I'd say give it a low C. I have a lot of... I say C-mines.

Oh, come on. I'm saying B, I say B, bro. You want coin flip it? Whatever. No. We'll put it there for now. We'll revisit it. We'll just keep it.

We'll let it chill for a second. We'll let it marinate in our thoughts. After we do, we're not going to tell you what we're going to do, but we're going to do it. We'll come back to this exact thing. And we will give it. We'll see if it belongs in C. We'll see if it belongs higher or lower. Yeah.

Or if it's right where it belongs. That's one be up there, guys. What's next? Utah. Utah, B. This is interesting as hell. What? Location of the first ever Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant.

Utah? Yeah. What? Utah, Kentucky fried chicken and Utah first one, what? How does I make any scenes? How did Kentucky? I don't know.

Damn, Utah. I don't know. Utah was just like, yeah, bring it here. Utah was nice. Utah's gorgeous, bro. Salt Lake City. Oh, that's right. Okay.

I knew he was going to say that. Well, at least it's actually real. The Mormons are there. If that's a for or against kind of moment, you know. I don't know. It's the number one soda drinking city in the entire country. Oh, I love soda. Probably world, honestly.

Honestly, fuck, dude, put that shit at A or something. I love soda. I love soda. Dude, remember when we were driving through Salt Lake City and we saw this beautiful white temple, like church that was there? It was a mosque? No, it was a church. Church church? Yeah, it was for the fucking church.

Wait, I don't remember. Did I drive me back? Was Utah the place where it was like a crazy thunderstorm, but sun was also peeking through? Yes. Oh, my God. That was going. Put that shit up. Was that that or Albuquerque?

That was, it was definitely... Utah. Utah? Yeah, I say, hey, bro. Remember the mountains, bro? Yeah, that was in the same. Utah was kind of fire for that. It was beautiful.

Vermont. Who's there? The fuck is in Vermont. Maple syrup. Dude, Vermont is definitely near New Hampshire. They are both powerful states. Well, New Hampshire's in like D tier. Really?

Do we... New Hampshire... I thought we put it in C. New Hampshire is in... Where is it? Yeah, it's in C. It's in C. I'll put it in C.

Dude, you really, really, really, really. good food there and they also have really good snowboarding and good wooded there and it's beautiful and be for beautiful i don't know shit about vermont there been there man we'll bring you what about virginia virginia well i mean listen oh wait hold up let's call up grunk oh shit i'm gonna call up grunk right now and i'm gonna say defend defend virginia right now with your heart and life uh uh it's really cool my friends are here all right yeah here i'm gonna tell them be as biased as you fucking want all right Let's see if he picks up. Let's see.

Please pick up. Come on, Grunk. Because if you don't pick up, we're going to have to rank it F. Uh-oh. Grom can't let this happen, Grunk. Can't let this happen. Virginia's so poop. Can't let this happen.

Come on, Grunk, pick up. Can't let it happen, Grunk. Dude, it's over. This is my moment. This is my moment. Grunk literally never fucking picks up my phone calls. He's such a terrible friend. Wow.

Now we're going to clip that. Put that as a short. Okay. Oh, shit. Let's do that. Okay, well, for Virginia then, listen. All we have on Virginia is the birthplace of eight U.S. presidents. Okay.

I mean, I'll put it in C. That's been. The big rich. No, put that shit in D, bro. C. C. I say C. Come on. C.

Yeah. Virginia? Come on, bro. I hate Virginia. You hate Virginia because Grunk didn't pick up your phone call. I've done so many road trips where I had to wait to get to the Roanoke exit. And that should never came, bro. Roanoke.

Yeah, you're driving to Roanoke. Roanoke. And also, Virginia, driving those mountains late at nighttime, it gets so foggy and it's actually really dangerous. But you know what? Fuck it, C, I guess. C, come on. I mean, from what I can see from Grung's lenses. For the big Jack Parker.

For the B. For the big J. Park. Washington is here. I can defend. Yeah, probably like C-tier. I can defend it so fucking good. Can I say what I think it would be? What?

A. I would give it an S or an A. I think it's kind of up there I'll be real it's up there because we got volcanoes glaciers

there's a volcano yes dude Mount Rainier Mount St. Helens Mount St. Helens blew the fuck up it did Mount St. Helens

yeah in the 1980s Mount St. Helens there's the Earth's pimples that was Pompey and it wasn't even Italy and y'all had a pimple burst

on your face that shit ugly crazy I should be too dude no no no listen we have the best

coffee in the fucking world we have dude the invention the invention of pickle ball was there. Dude, we have rainforests, we have rainforest and deserts, volcanoes, glaciers.

We have Grand Coulee Dam, Columbia River, the longest floating bridge in the world. Do you notice that he has the most facts about Washington running out? Yeah, isn't that weird? Every other stakeout won. He's like, Amazon, Microsoft Boeing. I could defend my, I could defend apples. Okay, wait, you know what? I will say this. Valve headquarters is in Washington. Valve. Val have. Produces over 60% of the apples.

You love apples, Larry. You're welcome. Hey, don't try to do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's eating an apple a day. No, no, no, no. You know what? He's doing an apple a day. Keep the doctor away.

I will say this. I will say this, Washington is so charming that I do miss. I actually, like, I've only, we were, how long were there for, like, three days? It's called the Evergreen State. We're there for three days. I will say, okay, there's one thing. It's very gray. I, thank you.

Okay, thank you. I was waiting my turn for that. It is a very great state. That is why it's a very depressed state. It's very depressed. But when the sun comes out, people are so fucking happy. goes over your eyes and it's just so perfect. I didn't, we were there for how long.

You were there for a day. Guys, it's a gray state. It's a gray state, but that's because we're not ranking it as. It's A. It's A. Yeah. I'll put it a day. Dude, the weather's so, like, dude, wasn't fucking Twilight film there? Twilight was there in Forks, yeah.

Twilight. What doesn't Washington do? Dude, Washington has everything. I still miss your hometown to this day. I know. I still miss it, too. I just miss all of it. Yeah.

I'll never forget. Dude. I'll never forget when we went to that one fucking. like Texas sports bar yeah and we walked in

and we're like sorry we're closing and we're like oh man oh man and then we we went to we went to like

fucking Denny's yeah we went to Denny's right after that oh yeah that was still good dude and we had that

one guy wearing like some I also live in a very very small town so like that's not all of Washington

we really get a taste my town's really depressed Seattle's poopy though Seattle is poopy I will say that might

that might go a bee no that you can't just spit off Seattle dude Seattle's also very, no Seattle's also very good because of

they got Pikes Market, they got Pikes Place, they got fucking fish. They'd be tossing fish to each other like that and they got fairies, you can travel to islands and it's all beautiful. They got orcas, you can look at orcas when they're just fucking swimming in the nation. I say we leave it then.

I say we leave it today. Washington's pretty strong. They have the best coffee in the world. We need to go back for coffee. Yeah, we do. I can't believe anyone in one. when they say they have the best in the world. I live by the number one figure.

You know what it says for Washington? Coffee Giant. That's literally what it says. Wait a second. Did we do Oregon? Yeah, we did Oregon. Yeah. Rank that shit at A.

Did we? Yeah, boy. Bulldog diner, I hope. Bold Dog Diner. Yeah. I think you're looking up like racism or something. I probably was. Yeah.

Oh, and Twin Peaks. I'm pretty sure Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks. What else is? How many states are left? Three. We had three. Three?

Yeah. I can't see which ones. West Virginia. Mountain Mama, right that is. Mother's Day was first. No, West Virginia is not S, bro. What? But Mount Mama.

Mountain Mama. I don't go, fuck about Mama. What is it in West Virginia? What do you got? Country Road. Mother's Day. Home. What does that mean?

They made Mother's Day. They made Mother's Day. Well, that's pretty sweet. That's pretty awesome. How the fucking a state made Mother's Day? Yeah, what? Who made Father's Day? It's where Mother's Day was first observed.

Who made, who made, Oh, they have Blue Ridge Mountains and San Antonio Rivers. Where was the Great Wolf Lodge created? Oh, my God. Probably, I'm going to do C. I don't know. It seems like a C state. Wisconsin. Fucking F.

Thank you for your cheese. Absolutely shit. No one cares. Listen, that's all you all you have is cheese. Last but not least, Wyoming. F. D. I'm sure they serve a purpose.

Wyoming and Wisconsin, bro. The least populated state. in the country. Wyoming? Yeah. There's nobody there. Wait, you say it's the least populated state in the country? Well, then that means, yeah,

dude, this picture that I just looked up on Google is like a fucking ranch. It's like a banish. Keep in mind. Keep in mind. We're up against like Rhode Island and shit. And that's just like the size of a county. Somehow Wisconsin has the less people than that.

But that's crazy. I think we spent the entire podcast on this. Wait, Yellowstone National Park is in Wyoming. Are we dumb? Yeah, we're dumb. D. What's in Wyoming? It's on D.

Yeah, D because that's just going to blow up. Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah, put that F. I was about to say it. It's a ticking time off. Anything that can kill us? We need to get rid of that place. Oh, the state with zero people also has a massive super nuke inside of it.

On Mother Nature's new. Come on down, Wyoming. I'm sorry. Sorry, Wyoming. All right. So this is the... Why is Ohio? Why is Ohio there?

Logan Paul was there. Oh my God. Yes, keep it there. Logan and Jake Paul were both born in Ohio. I don't think Ohio should be up there. Ohio. Let's just bring it down to like fucking like a L. Like who cares?

Oh yeah, features the only non-rectangular triangular flag in the nation. Like that's it. Wow. It's C, it's whatever. Okay. So we have a lot of C's and B's.

Can we change? I think we should really change Tennessee. I feel like, I feel like Hawaii definitely is like a great state, but dude, I don't know if there's any S. Do we really think it's S? It's pretty freaking beautiful.

It's beautiful, but it's expensive. The culture there? Oh my God. The culture there is awesome. Oh, wait, hold on. One second. Getting a call. Getting a phone call. Hold on. It's my shoot-it-up to me. Hey.

Yo, yo. Can you please give me a fat favor? Can you defend Virginia and tell us between A or F, or S through F, what you would rank Virginia? With your life. With your life. S. Okay. Now, why do you think it's S? Because right now, where do we have it? We have it at C. Okay, it's in C.

Well, C? It's at least, at the very least, it's at the very least, it's a very least. say. Genuinely. At the very least it's a You have the whole three musketeers

Okay, tell us reasons why. Defend yourself. Here we go. The nature is beautiful. The people are pretty cool but not too much

but they can be too much but they're pretty cool overall. Yeah. But I feel like that's any city like most cities I feel like people are just too much but here people are like Your whole state

somewhere between just right or my whole state? Whole state Virginia, not Richmond. Yeah, still. That's probably. But why? Yes, it's a beautiful state.

I feel like it seems like it doesn't have much to offer, but at low-key does whenever you start, like, actually going around. Like what? Yeah, like what? Anything. Anything. Like what? Sounds like you're struggling, man. I'm not.

Like, it's pretty unspoken around here. Dude, we might send this to D. Dude, it's, so it has very beautiful nature spots. Like Shannon Doa, it's close to the beach, or it has a beach rather. You have a bunch of rural areas, like Highland County, Bath County. What do you mean you have a beach? I thought you're landlocked. Bro, you're an idiot.

We have a beach. Are you serious, bro? What? Virginia Beach. That's true. It's like one of the first colonies ever. Oh, yeah, that's right. Wait, where was the first colony again?

Jamestown. Oh, is that in Virginia? Williamsburg. Oh wow Okay Oh I see Dude I'm dumb as shit Everyone everyone unsubscribe

Everyone Wait Newport We have great food here Yeah we have Newport news here I don't know what goes on And everything Newport cigarettes Wait was Newport founded there

Oh like the cigarettes Yeah Let me see Founding state Let me see I think Newport If it was Oh is North Carolina

Yeah we got to bump North Carolina up one We have There's a spot Here in Virginia That has like It's like one of the most biodiverse areas in the entire world.

All right, all right, let's bump up Virginia to B. It's at B right now. Why do you think it's bad? Like, have you been there? Yeah, have you been here?

I've driven through it. Yeah, I've driven through it. You've driven through it. Yeah. Yeah. The Blue Ridge Mountains are, the Blue Ridge Mountains are dope. Almost hell.

I'm looking here now. What's above Virginia? New Jersey, Maryland. Washington and Maryland, Washington, D.C. Washington, D.C. No, like on the tier list. Oh, oh. Well, where are we at right now?

Basically. Are you doing all 50 states? Yeah, we already did them all. Yeah. Okay. So. What do you put in S? S is Hawaii.

It's just Hawaii for right now. Just Hawaii? Yeah. Okay. A is Colorado, Maine, Iowa, Montana. Oregon Utah I can't see that last one

Washington Washington We're in Virginia with my life All right well we'll decide now We've heard your we've heard your peace We'll screenshot let you let you see Thank you Better be A or higher All right

Sure All right Bye buddy Bye All right So B it is So B Yeah

Listen Fuck that guy He said it was beautiful four times He started with like his defense He kept saying his city. He's like, people in this city, I'm like, no. The people in the city are like, they're just right. But they're not too much, but they're also too much.

There's some good people. There's some bad people. Yeah. Yeah. And then he said it's just unspoken. It's pretty unspoken here. There's tall people. There's short people.

You just have to get it. There's just unspoken. There's old people. I don't know, dude. I'm pretty satisfied with his list. I am too. And we are. Comment down below.

I wish you disagree. West Texas is. see. I want it to be. Texas at B. I mean, it's a pretty shitty state. I'll give you guys a win.

Put Jersey a day. I don't think so. Absolutely not. Are we for real? You'd have to compare New Jersey to Washington. I don't even know I watch it. I don't know why Washington's up a day. I'm sorry, dude.

I actually was pretty generous with Pennsylvania. Really? Yeah, Pennsylvania deserves to be more. I off the dome that. I could go and look up every cool fact about Pennsylvania too. One Philly cheese steak place.

A Philly Cheesnoes? And Baltimore. Don't you even start. Wait, I mean Philly. Yeah, you named Baltimore for Pennsylvania. You want me to go through the list? I'll do that. No.

I think it's really funny. We just said, yeah, Washington. A. I like Washington. I gave a lot of, I gave more facts in Pennsylvania, dude. That's because I off the domed in. You were looking at your phone, boy.

Dude, he goes. I'll see what you got. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Yeah, you're scared. No, I'm not scared. I know. It's not turned into a pissing match.

I'm ready to go. All right. I got shit to do, boys. This is final. This is final. This is final. All right. So here it is.

I want everyone in the comments below, if you disagree with this list, find every comment that you disagree with as well. Start an argument. Start a war with people in the comments. Go all out, drop everything, beat each other up verbally. Or just link up and have a sneaky fade. Pennsylvania is not at B, bro. I remember living in New Jersey thinking Pennsylvania was Poopville Central, bro.

The only good thing about Pennsylvania was driving two and a half hours to get an Amish... Why do we put it at B? Because Isaac fought for his life. I just said everything I knew about Pennsylvania. Oh, sorry, I keep forgetting. I keep thinking Pennsylvania's a random ass state. I forget it.

Oh, you even just Pennsylvania. See, it's a random ass state. Sorry. Really? That is insane, bro. You're going to piss off a lot of people. Like everyone who doesn't have any of the access. Yeah, Tann, do you like Pennsylvania?

All the Amish people. There, you like Pennsylvania? I haven't been there. So I don't know. Real. that's sad. I wasn't even able to get a cheese steak there. We didn't find a Philly. Oh, so it's in Philadelphia.

Yeah, we had to fly into the shittier, worst airport. I'll just never forget Tanner saying that New Jersey had the most amazing onion rings ever. Yeah, I said that. I was like, they got pretty good diner there. Yeah, the diners are great. Yeah. All right. Well, we're done here. This is our tearless. Please, for love of God, start a war in the comments. I just want to see everyone fighting over their state. New Jersey is not air.

out. So if you want to defend your state, go ahead. Leave a comment down below. Or if you got a friend there you're listening with, then argue with them. Literally, are you? Like, find a stranger. Find a stranger and just start saying shit. Open our eyes to some of these states because I definitely have not visited many, many, many, I don't think any of us visit all these states like at all. So open our eyes up a little bit. And then let us know other tier lists we would want to do on the podcast. Yeah. If you got any other moors and we'll do one. We'll probably switch up this TV for some a little more physical.

The TV's easy, though. Low key. It's pretty easy. It is. Low key. I like it, but anyways. Anyway, all right, we're done. Code group for 10% off with your game of subsorder.

Ladies gentlemen, this has been the group chat podcast episode 169. Yep. We're not even out of the 160. Or almost. No, this is 170. Use code group. We'll see you guys. Episode 170.

Yeah, 170. Oh, this is 170. Oh, my God. Thank the Lord. Yes. All right. All right. We're done.

Flip is going to brofist that camera. Three, two, one. Brofist. Bye. Goodbye, everybody.