The Group Chat - #171 - Oh... h-h-hey T

Episode Date: August 7, 2026

They talking about the Odyssey but ain't got no money, I find that odd to see... | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Yo. Dude, I mean, honestly, we already started the podcast. That was a good intro. Anyways. Yeah, anyway. So today's 7.11. Happy episode 711 day. Hello, Slurpey.

Episode 711 of our podcast. Hello, Slurpeys at her. We're almost cashing up to Joe Rogan. Yeah, we're at. Isn't he like 3,000 now or some shit? Isn't he also going like triple the pace of us? Yeah. You post like three times.

That's all he does is podcast. That guy's such a try hard, bro. Yeah, he sweats and he spams. and you know he's like top one in the world dude I don't even think if we were to do this every week for the rest of our lives we would account for how many episodes of the Joe Rogan podcast there are

he's 2,534 episodes I just move the mic How how can that be? Does he do a podcast every day? I think so seven days a week we should actually have two podcasts a day So that's 14 podcasts We'd catch up in about half the time

Pretty fast actually How long would it take us? It would take us like several years And we upload like twice a day One at 12, one at six. You know what it'd be? We'd have 720 a year. Morning afternoon night.

No, wait. Morning, noon afternoon. What the fuck, my set? What if we do three 30-minute podcasts a day? That's good. It's not bad, actually. A day. Dude, his lineup is basically like the groups.

He interviews J.D. Vance, and then he goes straight to Mr. B's. Oh, man. That is quite like ours. That is just like the group. That aligns right there. Welcome back to the group chat podcast, episode 171. Last week, we ranked 50 states. And it was schlats.

And it was gritty. We had two. We had Josh, remember? We had Josh. We had three. Jerome. Josh. We had Jerome.

Anybody else? The big four. The Mount Rushmore of the group. Do we know how many people were pissed? Who many people were pissed at us? Probably quite a lot, honestly. For what? We kind of dicked on all the states.

Yeah, we did the whole states. that we gave California such a bad review. But you know what we did give a good review? Gamer subsseason code group for 10% off. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Anyway, California, no one cares. So hold on.

Dude, L.A., I'm still, I'm sorry. It's just the $200 assyibles. I'm sorry. That's one city. Honestly, metal care. L.A. actually takes up the entire state. San Diego.

San Diego. St. Diego is very nice. What about Laguna Beach? We went to the Laguna Beach. That was fire. No, because Tanner was like, no, that's like every beach I see in Washington. We can't glaze. We can't glaze.

Once we get caught for our opinion, we can't glaze. So instead, California. We can't just say, oh, California, Laguna Beach and go over all the freaking. Oh, my fucking God. Okay. I'm in the midst of looking at the email that we have. And the first one I see is car wreck, frowning face. Hi, group chat.

So I listen to your podcast often while driving home from work. And I was listening to one of the older episodes, specifically one called the car crash we couldn't talk about. And I got in a wreck at a red light. Someone rear-ended me. The airbags in their car went off. And I, wait, what? The airbags. And I, like, barely hit the car in front of me.

So I guess, dude, this looks bad. So I'm going to be real. Whatever happened to that guy was pretty much what happened to me in my car accident. No, no, no, barely touched the. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got rear-ended. Is that a New Jersey plate? Yeah.

Is it yellow? It is yellow. It's a New Jersey plate. Really? Well, figures, New Jersey's like, yeah, our drivers are like dumb,

but they're like calculated dumb. Oh, that's Alabama. Okay, good. Oh, Alabama! Ain't about to go in on New Jersey.

Ain't nothing happening there except for accidents and cousin fucking. Hey, but they're fine, though. Hey, I'm glad you're okay.

Also, a moment of silence just for that car rack real quick. Yeah, so. There we go. So that was really, yeah.

That's a single moment. Appreciate autumn. Dude, I'm on week three of my weight loss journey. Yes. How's it going? How do you fucking feel?

Bro, I feel fucking awesome. How's that hair coming back? Oh, yeah. Let me show off. The hair is still pretty low. Okay. Yeah. It's growing.

It's not bad. I feel like that was like the, it's at the where the guard, the container switch guards. That's the link. Yeah. That's like a two or a three right now. I can actually feel like hat hair now. So I have a question. Funny.

No one, has anyone touched your hair since? No. Wow. We did a good job of buzzing that kid's head, bro. I was looking. There was a nice, like, fine. Everything was up in order up there. There was no, like, one strand of hair.

It's crazy that that was three weeks ago, huh? That was pretty crazy. Time flies. Every single podcast we fucking dude, it's a week between. I don't like that. I don't like that. It's been great, though, honestly. I've been tracking my steps.

Five, I was like almost five miles a day I walk. Over 10,000 steps a day. Dude, who knew eating was so eating was so. easy. Really? Like eating healthy? What are you mean? Not bad. I would assume you. You just say no to all the bad stuff. This is not your first time losing weight. Huh? This is not your first time doing this. Yeah, but all those other times were not like on my own volition of like wanting to actually do it this time. I'm afraid of public humiliation. So I do want to do it. But those other times were like, yeah, whatever. The first time I did it, I developed an eating disorder. So that was also not enjoyable. So this time it's like, holy shit, dude. Cottage cheese. 14 grams of fucking. Oh, don't sleep. Don't sleep on cottage cheese, bro. Like, fuck's that about.

You imagine a big bowl of that, you know? Get some pineapple in there, drizzle of honey, a little big granola, whatever. Bro, yeah. Don't you make that face. You don't know what you're talking about. No, I agree with Larry on this one. I think the texture of cottage cheese isn't great at all. I like pineapple cottage cheese.

The great thing about cottage cheese is like it could be savory and sweet. See, I'm not the biggest fan of cottage cheese either, but like you put it on like a, something like a bagel. You have some avocado, some eggs. Oh, you want to hear a hack? Turkey bacon. You want to hear a hack? I'm about to change your life.

Sure. Chipotle Ranch. From Djipolee? No. Chipotle Ranch. Actually, that's true. It's a great sauce. It's a really great tasty fucking sauce.

That name sounds like fart. Chippole sauce. Isn't that like make you fart and squeal? Um, where are you getting that information? I'll maybe drop your sources. Fart and squeal? Yeah. Chipotle ranch?

I remember. when we lived in the older house, we used to make these paninis, or no, we used to make these like sandwiches, we put it on the panini press, and we'll put chapoli sauce. Do you remember that?

It was a turkey? Turkey. Sourdough? Yes, sourdough bread. It was a specific bread. It was a specific bread. And I remember I was like, I kept asking yummy about it.

And it would make a really nasty fart. Really bad because it's a jipole sauce. Maybe it's a turkey too. I don't really like dressings though they're really too fatty like you have to get the this sounds like a plug this sounds like in that way I'm about to say this

well let me tell you what if you put the cottage cheese into like a food processor and you blend it up you can then put a lot of seasonings in there and make your own sauce little sauce yeah and it's high as fucking protein bro I've been measuring out my food that's how you know I'm sweating this shit

the minute you pull out a fucking scale and you read the back of that label and it's like two-thirds cup or 170 grams And you get around the gram. Yeah, now I'm becoming the thing I really didn't want to do. But, you know. Isn't that bad?

I mean, like, in a sense of you get really obsessive. I guess you have to be kind of... I think the mental I'm having is I let myself get so overweight and fat and stupid and ugly that now I have no... I have no excuse. I have no excuse but to lock the fuck in. And honestly, I'm enjoying it. Okay.

I put a snicker bar inside of a fucking epoxy. Yeah. You put it in the freezer? Yeah, it's still in the freezer. Wow. Yep. It does seem obsessive. I worry about things like that.

No, but, but like, hold on. Too much. What if you get burnt out, dude? That's the first. I thought about that. It's like stage four. I thought about that, but this morning when I had my breakfast, I was like, I'm really full right now, but I'm going to have something as well.

And I had watermelon. I just ate some watermelon. Some juicy, delicious watermelon. Who the hell does not like watermelon? Watermelon sounds so good. And then I have a Nuri. right, protein drink. Watermelon with ta he.

He's getting out passionate. What's what I'm saying? I feel like with so much food and availability to junk food, it's like really easy to eat that. But when you really question like, do I really need this or do I want to eat something that is healthier,

less calories, and it's way better for me. I'll feel better. Do you like candy? You like candy? I love candy. Let me tell you what? Grapes?

Yeah, grapes. Grapes? Okay, wait, you spray grapes. Graves. Yeah, you know I'm about a sauce. You spray them up You put the citric acid in there Sayka, come on, boy

I've seen that hack, bro. And they're singing about fucking taicine. And they're singing about fucking taicine. Right, right, wait, grunk. No, actually, dude.

No, I'm sorry. It's all grunk's time. Grunk, hold on. Because I just want to get this. We rated all 50 states. Like, if you were to have any state at S tier, I just want to know. Like, what would have been?

if any of them. You're gonna ask. He has to sync with the ship. Well, I was actually thinking about my answer and how I said all of Virginia was S, but I don't know if it is all of us. You said your city, bro. Yeah, my city is S for sure.

Yeah, you were talking a lot about where you lived. You said the people in your city and all that stuff. It was very biased. Yeah, it was. I mean, I think it's a beautiful state. but honestly California has a lot it literally has every single thing

I'm for real like if you look at the state it has desert mountains beach I'm gonna have to agree man like you guys have said this it's fucking Los Santos for fuck's sake it is Los San it is GTA fucking five bro yeah

well you guys are only saying that after we rated it like a sea dude wait I said it during I said it there was vouches yes I said that it was beautiful you have mountains you have Like the coast, that's so gorge. I feel like we haven't even experienced.

I ranked Washington off beauty, so we could have ranked that one on beauty too. We're, we were being silly. We're just a bunch of shit. We're just a man. I'm done. I think we were being biased to the fact that, like, it's miserable in California a little bit. Like, the people are kind of. I mean, it's probably expensive.

Very. Oh, yeah. Very expensive. I think it's because it's so beautiful to live there. Yeah. It's like gatekeep that shit. Yeah, bro. You want to live here?

You like the sides? You like the convenience of seeing everything. You want the perfect fucking weather? Yeah. Dude, fuck you. Yeah. You want the mountains and the snow and the beach? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. This guy said, yeah. I can see my foot in the camera. Ah! Fuck, I haven't stretched in a minute. Dude again. No, no more.

Oh, he's gonna like pull. Okay, while he's like actually going in a good route with his house, I'm going like complete opposite, dude. I have been so damn lazy with it. Yeah. Food wise, at least. Food wise and even sleep wise. Maybe the sleep wise could be. better. I don't know. But oh,

just terrible in all fronts, guys. When is it going to turn? Well, what I've noticed in life is that it's just up and down. Like, yeah, it's a pendulum, bro. Willie, do you think you'll get fat again? I'm going to hold myself accountable not to let that happen for the next 10. I'm going to make sure it happens.

I'm going to put sugar all over your vegetables. I'm going to put you in a sawtry. There's a sawtrap that was really fucked up where they got this guy and this girl and they had to like cut off their body parts and put it on a weight scale. Whoever has the most weight on it. You're so, you're so dark, Larry. And the guy, dude, the guy was like, it was like this, it was like this lady and the

guy was like really big. So he cut off his fat and he put it and he was like, it was going to win. So she saw that and she cut off her arm and then she put it on the scale and won. Yeah, that's what I would have done. That's what I would have. Yeah, that's what I would have did. So what happens to the winner? What happens to the winner? They get to live. How does that have to do with food and eating?

I mean, that's basically what I'm doing. I'm saying that if he gets big again. Yeah. Which you weren't even like big or anything. No, I'm husky is the term. Husky. I'd say you're like, you're like, you're like brute. You had a lot of muscle.

Your muscle was more than my whole. You were bulk. That is true. That is very real. How much you weigh? Like 149, 148. Yeah. I had 165 pounds of muscle.

on me. Your bones are also like subway footlongs, dude. They're like so thick. Dude, that deck of me is so funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that scans are pretty cool. It's so funny to just see your internal like skeleton. That's me. You're like, well, that's me. You can see that. Yeah. On the dexta scan, you sit, you lay down on this machine and then they scan your whole body and they tell your body fat percent, your lead muscle mass, your lead muscle mass, like an x-ray thing. Your visceral fat. They'll show you your whole skeletal. tour, bro. It's crazy. I found out I had two extra ribs. I don't know why.

Really? Counted them all and I'm kidding. Come on. That'd be fun. Imagine if I did, though. Crazy. Bro, what if you had a twin in the womb and you eat that? That would have been crazy. What'd you say? So what if you had a twin in the womb and then you ate it? Oh, that probably happened.

Like, you know how like sometimes? Low-key. Like, they're growing at the same time. One ends up just eating the other, consumes it. They kill it. Honestly. Takes its nutrients. You ever seen that before? I've seen it.

I've seen it. I'm saying that I'm disturbed by Isaac going. I mean, honestly I'm thinking about it I don't think I'm trying to think if my mom ever told me something like that I don't think she did I wonder how rare that is

I would assume it's pretty common Yeah it's common Sometimes it happens Sometimes there's twins that like One is a little bit Like smaller than the other One's a little more mean and evil Yeah

And then the one's like meek and nice Yeah meke and meek and mill You know the game Binding of Isaac? Yeah Yeah All the little character characters you get like the little twins.

It's called vanishing twin syndrome. Oh, that's horrible. It occurs in about 21 to 30% multi-feetist pregnancies. Oh yeah, that's really common. That's pretty common. How common are multi-feetis present pregnancies? Like twins?

Where are my twin go? Not that rare, right? Oh, man, I ate my twin. When you eat your twin? Oh, dang it. I ate my twin. Sorry, little bro. Fewer than 3% of all U.S. pregnancies.

What? Okay, so 30% of 3%? Yeah. It's actually pretty common. 1.21% of 3% of 3%? 0.3% of all pregnancies. Oh, 0.3. Well, no, 0.3% of all pregnancies have the vanishing twin syndrome.

Yeah, and then 30% of that. No, no, no. I incorporate that into the end. Oh, he factored. Yeah, can I bring up an email? Someone defending one of their states, actually. Oh, defending. Okay, Wisconsin.

Let's bring it up. No. Wait, let's guess. Yeah, take a guess. Take a guess. You said Wisconsin. What do you think? No, you're locked in.

You're right. I'm Wisconsin. I'm going to say Florida. Okay. You? California. Imagine. Missouri.

No way. Okay. Grunk. Shit, I don't know. What did you put at the bottom? Like a lot of really awesome states. Either that or Arkansas. Either that or Arkansas.

No, we rated Vermont high. You guys are all wrong. It's probably North Carolina. Delaware. Delaware. Get out of our. email. Oh, block and report.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, they low-key guy. It's three emails we got sent. Oh, wow. From that same person? It's same person, yeah.

Oh, dude. They wrote up one sent it and we kept on Dick and on Delaware. They kept right up another one. Yeah, they paused the podcast every single time. I can tell their line of thinking and what happened here. It ends pretty loud at the end here. It's from Zach. So proud Delaware in here and throwing it into D-Eatier for zero reason.

It's crazy. Literally the first state where, wait what? Literally the first state, where would America be without us? Frank Ocean's orange car album cover is a picture of the spa in Delaware, puts some respect on the big deal.

We can take a picture. Are you, wait, hold on, hold on, he has a really good point. And the second point is Frank Ocean. Well, hold on, well, hold on, because then he goes,

also Bob Marley lived in Wilmington for a long time. Delaware should be way high, than D, maybe like C or B. And Fight Club was based in Delaware. What was? Fight Club. It was based in Delaware, but not shot there for reasons. Wait. No, D for Delaware, man.

Wait, no, it was based, it was based in Delaware? I think so. Yeah, so they said. Was Fight Club shot in Delaware? Is that what that means then? No, Fight Club was not, I don't think it was shot in Delaware. Delaware is like the size of a football field. I'll honestly forget about Delaware. Like, sometimes I think it's just like a like a city. Fight Club was primarily filmed in and around Los Angeles. Los Angeles.

Los Angeles. But the story is set in Wilmington, Delaware. That's pretty cool. Bro, it's set in Delaware, but they filmed it in California. Where are we? We're in Delaware,

and they're in fucking Los Angeles, California. That's enough said. Listen, not to hate on the first state, like, awesome, guys, thank you so much. But, like, if you're going to ask, where would we be without Delaware? We'd be in, like, New Jersey. Yeah.

Or Vermont. Just like one mile up or down. Or Virginia. Delaware was just like the inconvenient place where everyone landed And they hated it so much They made more stage Imagine they drifted along They came across the sea and they landed in Florida

Bro and the first colony was Florida Oh we never hear the end of it bro Yeah Delaware doesn't like taunt and flaunt like that Like who's a first state ever But if Florida was they would What's his name again? Zach Zellerer

Zach's gotcha is that Frank Ocean's album Yeah, I didn't know that Marley I mean that is a really fun fact Zach I can't lie Delaware Delaware stays in D for me I've driven through Delaware

you guys overcharge a fuckload of money to cross a bridge back into New Jersey I saw a comment about that they were like oh dude that's all they have

if we go to the video if we go to the video and look at the comments there's a lot of you know what I'm curious to look at it actually let's start a Twitch panel

let's go to TwitchCon everyone come to TwitchCon and let's argue about your state and why it's so shitty. Okay, so Delaware Bridge toll prices vary by location with passenger cars paying $475 to $6 on the Delaware Memorial Bridge and two to five on regional. Dude, that's just a crossover one way. Literally, that's the only tax. He's the first comment I see. That's all they can do. Do the first comment I see.

Nick straight up riding on Jersey's nuts for no reason. That's like 20 minutes of the podcast. Bro, I'm spinning on that shit. I'm bouncing on New Jersey. I don't care, bro. Listen, bro, you got to show home some love, but let's be real. Dude, New Jersey's a fucking powerhouse and everyone's going to wake up and realize it. Damn, dude.

The armpit of the man. Yo, this should get heated in the comments, my boy. Georgia B&F is criminal. I hope you guys never eat a peach waffle house chick filet or drink a Coke ever again. Oh, shit. Fuck, that actually kind of just turned my ear. Okay, you guys are changing our head. It actually just made me sick.

Hold on. Let's go to D. Georgia can go to D. I'll put Georgia at B. I've been, I've been to Georgia countless times. Countless? Countless. Wow.

Countless. Okay. Let's stay at F. Guys, Minnesota has the Mall of America. Get the fuck on, boy. Get the fuck on. The mall? That's pretty cool.

Yeah. The Mall of America. Minnesota is only like, everyone knows Minnesota because it looks like a crushed cocaine. That's all the reasons. Wait, we said, didn't we say that we were going to come back? with the list? With the list. The list of what?

From the last podcast, when we were doing the list, we said, we ended it by stating that we were going to have the list and change things up maybe, that the list wasn't final. Oh, well, I thought that was for the end of the podcast. Really bad news, guys. That list, unfortunately, right now is final. Because I don't remember what we ranked everything. But you guys are proving everyone wrong right now. You guys are doing great. Yeah, you guys are actually.

Read more. Read more hatred. Like Georgia's just like changed. Let's see here. The software really said the best parts of New Jersey is every other state around it and insisted it got a nest here. I did not say that. That was Isaac fucking why. Isaac said, oh, yeah.

New Jersey. I think you said like you can go to all the different states around it. You go to New York's a narrow way. I said that you can go to the shores. You can go and access the mountains whenever you'd like. In New York? No, even in Jersey. Name one mountain.

fucking, I don't know, what are they called? The Adirondacks? The New York. The Jersey mountains. The Appalachian Mountains. I like even the profiles, like Milky Man, 6018 said, Maryland robbed. You guys got to do more than just saying Rob.

Like, I need some, like, give me an example. Give me like some information. Maybe the Appalachians are way too high to be in, fucking New Jersey. Yeah, there's no fucking mountains in New Jersey. No, no, no. There's mountains, bro. There's mountains. I know there are.

Look it up. Look up. What mountains are in New Jersey? There's decently sized lakes in New Jersey. So you can go and then there's beaches. And you got rivers. You got New York right there. You go Washington, D.C. three hours away. Like, what is there not to love? You want to go and get anywhere you want to the world? What do you do in New Jersey? Yeah, name one.

You have Italian food. You walk around and go get ice cream. That's about it. Okay. It's fair. No, you start a YouTube channel and then you move to Texas. Yeah. You can get that anywhere. You make a video called How to Hack Your Gamma and Minecraft.

And then, yeah. Damn. Someone said. Meet friends with nachos and-yes. Notcho. Iowa landing in A-tier was unexpected and a little bit of a crazy choice. But much appreciated. All thanks to Blue Bunny Ice Cream, I guess.

Wait, what? What's that? Iowa. Why did we let that go in the cracks? I'm sorry. Iowa went to A? Wait, Tanner had to have been reading off like fun facts. You read some crazy shit.

Well, this is all things. to Blue Bunny ice cream, I guess. So it was influenced by ice cream. Oh. It was, it was. It was. Willey heard ice cream and he's like, oh. Oh my God. No, it deserves to be an S-tier. It's the birthplace of sliced bread. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That makes sense.

That revolutionized everything. I can't believe we had to invent slice bread. It is the ice cream capital. There it is. Ice cream, yeah. I love ice cream, so that's good. I love ice cream. If God likes it, then it works. Thank you, Soft Willy, for getting New Hampshire high on that list.

New hamster. New hamster. Dude, I want to go up northeast bed. Let's go lobstering in Maine. Oh, yeah, dude. Well, there's only one, there's one person who does not want to go to Maine right now. Tanner?

No. Why me? Not Tanner. You? No. Grunk? I was one of grunks friends. I can't,

I just, I can't shake it. The hatred that comes from him about Maine. Oh, it's so unprecedented. Not understand why. Is it Jackson? Yeah. That guy needs to grow up.

I can't believe he doesn't want him to go to Maine. I don't know why. Man's beautiful, bro. There's lobsters. And that's good. But, like, that's cool. Ain't nothing to hate about Maine, bro. Maine's pretty chill.

Maine is chill. Where did we put Alaska? S. Yeah, it would be an S. No, I think it was like A. I think we put A. Yeah, I don't think it was. Hawaii was S.

Yeah, I remember you were like, I remember now. Yeah, I was like, people dying crazy ways. Yeah, they died in like a really weird ways. I'm like, I don't know. Death by chainsaw. And also, it's like either really, really, really day or really, really night. I like how that list entirely depended on like our mood during reading it. Ohio made it to S because it's Ohio.

Dude, if we were to re-rank everything right now, do you think that we would be able to get the same? Hell no. No. I think we'd put Hawaii at S and then the rest would all be different. Yeah. Speaking of Hawaii, I watched a video of this guy. He sailed all the way from California alone to Hawaii. Wow.

Like sailed in a small like 28 foot boat. Dude, one wave and he's done. he survived it bro he packed food for like three weeks and he just sailed that's crazy i don't know if i could do that i don't know if i could do that on the sea for three weeks bro dude it was actually insane i would step on land he'd become a seaman what kind of boat do you have uh it's a sailboat right just a small sailboat yeah um dang man i dude it's crazy people just drop everything and do something Yeah, I kind of just want to walk across the entire country right now.

Like that wasn't even his first time doing it. He's like, yeah, the second passing. This is, this is the more confident the second time around. How bored are you? How much time do you have? How do you like, yeah, I don't know. Obviously, he sailed there, so he sailed from California to Hawaii, which means he had to go back.

Oh, oh my God. Who are we talking about it? Just a YouTuber I found that I was watching. Honestly, I think it's an older video. I think it's like a year old, 15 months old or something like that. not old man YouTube? The word YouTuber is such a broad term. We're talking about

a guy that sailed from a state to a country in the ocean like an island and he's a YouTube shit. And then we can talk about YouTube discord videos and that makes someone a YouTuber You can talk about freaking grammar tutorials And that's a YouTube right there

That's so weird. That's so weird We talk about clay animations That's a YouTuber right there That's a YouTuber That's a YouTuber. That's all about YouTube. His, okay, so his name is Colen Dinker. Okay. Eleven months ago.

Soll sailing San Francisco to Hawaii. Wow. That was the video. How long is a video? It is. Was he like Mr. B. thing? 407. No. I'm in the middle of the ocean and I don't even know if it's a big wave. It's actually a really therapeutic ass video. This wave will only hit me if you don't subscribe.

It's getting real fucked up. Yeah, dude. He did a great job with that video. I liked it a lot. He encapsulated his emotions very well in that video too, where it's like, you're the only fucking guy, Sane, bro. Yeah. You connect with that.

What's so funny, bro? It's just the way he said, I don't know. What, what? It's like how he encapsulated his emotions. You're so cute. It's like a new chip. They added to him. You're like, oh, I appreciate the way he did his new emotions.

Shut up. It's W. dude. I can't wait for the patch update. I didn't say it. I don't even... I didn't hear that. No, I swear to God.

You're talking like when you're typing repo, dude. Both of you guys, both of you guys just put him like a Craig accent right there for a second. I like watching him. He's cool. Yeah, he's pretty cool. He's pretty cool. Hey, I like, I'm sure he encapsulated his emotions well. He did, bro.

He showed him going psycho. Look, they're giving you a pity high five. He lost his mind. That side of the couch was just wrong. I mean, he was like kind of, but not really. Like, you're sitting at sea for like weeks, not talking to anybody. Ocean madness. That's what they're going to be.

Ocean madness, bro. That's how you start getting tails about the cracking. Yeah. And the, and the, uh, the sirens, dude, speak of sirens, dude, there were sirens in. No, don't do that. Oh, no. You spoiled it. Were they hot?

They were. So what? Oh, you're trying to, sirens. You're talking about the, uh, I'm really unprofessional. Yeah, you're burping and spruing. Yeah, the mermaid. They're just, you know, they sing beautiful songs. I wanted to talk about the Odyssey for a hot minute.

Did you hear that they rented a Viking boat? Yeah. They didn't. They didn't pay for the damages that they did. Oh, wait, what? Really? Yeah, they did like $6,000 in damages. They didn't fucking pay for it.

They didn't cover it. I thought they built that boat themselves. Yeah, they rented that. Wow. Rent boat. Do you imagine if it was shot on like a speedboat? so you even try on a yacht

yeah oh it's sick a yacht painted with wood oh yeah oh but is it really good the Odyssey Odyssey yeah grunk I've been wanting

to go back and watch it's a fun watch it's just fun again it's just an epic I've yet to watch it in ibex I haven't watched it in ibax yet

no it was it was genuinely it was a good watch in my opinion only because it's just like so like uh I don't know I mean,

have you read? It's pretty dang straightforward. Grunk, have you read the Odyssey? I have, but I don't really remember it much. Oh, you will if you watch.

Yeah, if you watch the movie, it's really, it's good. I liked it a lot. It's long, but it's, I saw it's sweet,

bro. Homer the Simpson, yeah. I saw a tweet about the loudest like sounds in cinema and there is a portion of that movie that clocks in at

125 decibels. Yeah, people were pissed. It was just too loud. And I can't tell you like, it was shit in my school. It was like, it sounded like a gunshot, dude. I should actually sue for my hearing loss. Dude, I'm not kidding you.

Have you guys ever, like, tried, like, like, pump faking a yawn to close your ears? That's what I was doing that entire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it clogs your, um, it clogs your, um, it clogs your ears. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that does anything for protection, but that's why I had to do their movie. I didn't think it was that loud. It wasn't that loud. It was loud, but it wasn't like, yeah, it wasn't that horrible.

I wonder if their speakers. systems were like even louder. I saw it in 70 millimeter. Did you guys? Uh, no. No. Damn. Sorry. We saw it in 3D and 40.

Yeah, we saw it 40. Dude, if you see this video like, yeah, yeah, 40s. They're like, sprays water on you in the ocean. Yeah. You have to like move it. It's so the movie continues. Somebody stops. The movie shuts down.

No, keep going. Go ahead. Wake him up. Dude, it was so funny when we're watching. And I knew this was going to happen. The immediate reaction, because I'm going to enter spoiler territory right now. So just get ready. Yeah, if you don't want to hear it, click off and go watch.

Yeah, just hold off for like 20 seconds, 20 seconds. Okay, starting now. So there was a part where, if you guys know, where the giant, the Cyclops, he comes in, right? And they fuck with him. They like, they poke his eyeball and shit. And they shoot an arrow in his eye. And it was so funny. Every time I looked at Isaac or Tanner, they were like, oh!

He was just like every single fucking scene. He was like, Oh! Dude, he was so funny. Dude, he was mourning his eyeballs. Yeah. He was his only fucking eyes. It sucks, bro, because I don't even think he could see properly out of it.

It was like sideways. They were all looking at him. And he was like looking at like the ceiling and down in and like all over the place where an eye should not be pointed. Yeah. Okay. Before they. Oh. Go ahead.

You know what? No, say, go ahead. Forget it all. No, come on. Forget it all to hell. No, come on. Hey, step forward. Hey, damn it all to hell.

This is your chance. Turn it off. No. No. Get out of it. No. He's no. No.

Go ahead. Turn it all. You're going to forget it. I think he already did forget it. That's why I do. I was literally just going to say he was tending a sheep and making cheese before they showed up. That's pretty much what happened. Yeah, he was.

Is that what that was? That was cheese? Yeah. They just found cheese in a mysterious sad. Oh, it's pretty good. Oh, sweet. Oh, eat this. Yeah, it's right.

Oh, shit. They don't want to know that cheese came from. Yeah, let's be real. No, no, no, no, it came from. How? Came from sheep. Cheese. Yeah, goat.

Sheep cheese. Sheep, cheese. No. Or goat. It has to be goat or me. No, it was a big sheep. They're a big sheep. How does the cyclops?

How does the cyclops make cheese? Sheet milk. You ever heard of sheep? From sheep. No. But how does he do it? Well, how does the cyclops exist at all, Isaac. Yeah, you don't know what happened back then.

What the fuck? I'm thinking of if I'm a cyclops, I'm huge, and I pick up a sheet by my two fingers. How am I going to milk this? Squeeze them. Can I say something about that whole thing? I went to that movie not knowing shit. Yeah.

I went, I never even, honestly, I live under a goddamn rock. I didn't even know it was a book. Okay. That's impossible. That's genuinely impossible. I never heard of the Odyssey. You're a summer school reading.

That's swear to God. Genuinely impossible, Willie. Okay. When I heard about the Odyssey, I went in there thinking that this movie was the space Odyssey. Oh, wow. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, wow.

I thought this was a David Bowie song. Oh, wow. You should go to school right now. I'm already stupid as shit walking into this movie. And I'm like not understanding what the fuck's going on. It's like, oh shit, this is an original story. This is dope. Oh, shit.

This is not space. Nolan made this? But you have to understand, like, my mind is thinking about whatever the fuck it is, medieval, whatever they are. Roman. Ancient. Not even medieval.

Ancient as fuck. So wait. I'm talking like the first people. Is that what this is? Dude, it's like before. Oh yeah, Zeus and shit. Roman Zeus.

Yeah, it's when fucking almighty beings. Dude, I did not know that. So when we get to the fucking giant cave and then we see a cyclops, I'm like, all right, bro.

I have no idea what's going on anymore. I'll be real. I did not read the Odyssey. Loki. Did you know what was a book, though? I knew it was a book, yeah. Am I just dumb? Did you know it was a book?

It was a requirement in my school to read The Odyssey. Really? It was for me too. It was just the thing we had to do in class. I still didn't do it. Wait, how old were you? I was a... It was a middle school.

No, I was a junior in high school. Wow, really? Oh, you know why? You know why I never clicked to me then? Because I think this was at a time in school where we were given options for a book to read. And I never... I wouldn't remember that shit.

If you just fucking Captain Underpants, it explains a lot. I didn't know that. The Odyssey was a book For the book club Can we do Diary from a book? Captain Underpants See in my English class

We had options For our senior junior and senior year You were able to read a certain book And like that shit in middle school Yeah you still had to do that You did it in high school And there was a reading list in high school You said it was high school right

I mean it was just like wherever You read it in school I think mine We read like of mice and men We read that one We read fucking Tom Sawyer Tom Sawyer

No Wow You know we read Who's the one with Boo Raggedy or whatever his name is? Boo Radley? What was that called? To Kill a Mockingbird. To kill a mockingbird.

We read the fucking pig shit of flying pig shit. Fly pigs. Yeah. Five pigs fly. No, it was. Sophomore years we're hearing. We had to read it. We all had to like role play.

Oh, you guys had a role play. So they, okay. So. I wonder who was the psychology. Film crew is saying that they had to fucking read it in sophomore year and reenact it. So were you the Cyclops? I was Athena. I didn't know.

Oh, boy. Is that like a goaded spot to be in? No. Yeah. Okay. So, cool. So there you go.

Homer the Simpsons is a goat. Athena. All of the names I'm trying to get down. Athena, Calypso, who is the guy, the Armageddon? How do you pronounce his name, bro? Oh. Arragadon. Agamemnon?

Agamemnon. Agamemond? Agamemond? Agamemond. Agamemdon? I feel horrible for the actor. Everyone was like... Benny Safdi?

Yeah. Everyone was like... Oh, they're shitting on it. They're like... Look at this. Corkdown boy. Yeah. He's a sweetheart.

Come on. He's a sweetheart. He's the guy that fucking made a mother effin... Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Maris Supremes. He's one of two of the Safty brothers, bro. Oh my god

He made a good time He also made a good time You know with Robert Pants Marty Supreme I never seen that one Yeah Uncut gems And his brother

His brother made smash machine What Or Yes Oh was it No I thought it was Benny I'm swear to God It was Benny

Dude Hold on Hold on We just need another fucking toy story Like I know one just Bro Toy Story 5

Why do we need a 6 We should have stopped at 3 Okay, I'm not going to lie The evil teddy bear? Yeah, dude Didn't Andy go to college in that one? Yeah, Andy fucking grew up.

Oh, fuck, you're right. Damn you. It was the other one. There are so many toy stories, but I feel like the most recent one is like People were saying they did a Like a survey. You know what it was about?

Like it's premise. Andy's bald head? No. Well, I mean, yeah, Woody's bald head But yeah, it was like a tablet It was like the antagonist. It was like an iPad. And all the kids that saw that.

That's, you know, That's keeping up with the times. They didn't touch it. They didn't touch their thing. There was like a study that they did on the kids. Like 40% of them were just like using it way less often or not at all. Wait, what? After watching the movie?

Yeah, they just were not interested in their tablets. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy though? Those kids had to have watched that fucking movie on their damn tablet. I think it was in the theaters. But that was it though. But yeah. And then they throw it down.

Yeah. I don't want to play with you anymore. Oh my God. Dude, you know what's crazy is like kids that have tablets a lot. of them they break that shit like so easily and then there's just like dumb parents out there that'll just fucking buy them a new one sorry if they're insulting anyone but like sorry dumb as shit if you just if your kid breaks the tablet that's very expensive and you just go buy him another one dude yeah what if you're my kid first no no no no bad kid broke a tablet

it's done i'm turning that household into a fucking NFL blitz bro i'm about a mortar combat x-ray oh turn it to w w u you know Yeah. Have you seen the Jackson 5 Drewski skit? Where he's like... Oh, yeah, into the car. Like, getting his belt ready, like, whoop the shit out of the Jackson... Oh, man.

I imagine you, bro. Dude, watching Michael when he's so sad. Get your fuck-ass foot. I don't know of reminisce about Michael Jackson. Your foot came up in my face. Do you want to see my foot with my green on it? Yeah, your avocado green foot. I dropped an avocado on my sock this morning and it's green like vomit.

I dropped a bagel on my shorts today. Oh, big. You guys are just so close. Yeah. I literally open it. It was like wrapped in tinfoil as it does and I open it up and it opened like the wrong way. And it just like. Did you eat it still?

Terrible. Yeah, it didn't fall on the floor. So it was fine. Where did it fall right on your foot? No, on my pants. Like right on my thigh. Like are we talking smeared side down? Yes, bro.

Oh. I'm talking egg and sausage out on my. lap. Did you change your pants? Yeah. Dang. Dang. That would piss me off. All right. You rate Odyssey. One through ten, Larry. One through ten, I'd say seven out of ten. Okay. I was going to say seven as well.

But if you say seven, you liked it? I liked it. I'll do six. Okay. Because I probably liked it a lot less than you did. I was reading up like, what was the original, you know, getting back with that Cyclops. Spoiler. Oh, whatever. Back with the Cyclops I feel like I was, because here's the thing

The thing about this is is that he's like clever You know he's like a little like Know it all kind of guy Yeah, he's a trickster He's a trickster And I was like well he didn't really I guess I guess he did trick

Because you know They did some things Oh he tricks But he's been to space There was a way that he tricked him In the book What did you want? Fucking bing

I said he's been to space Of course he's clever as fuck Oh man Yeah what's up What the hell? Oh. Because it's Matt Damon, you know? Yeah.

That was the Martian. He was the Martian. Thank you, Matt. And Interstellar. Only Matt Damon could get lost at sea. Oh, yeah. And then also be in space. Oh, my God.

What I was going to say was, what I was going to say was in the original story, I read it up, I looked it up. And it was like, he tricked him by, he got him drunk off of wine. And then he told the Cyclops, like Odysseus told the Cyclops that his name was, nobody nobody yep so remember that yeah so when they escaped and the and the guy was like and then the neighboring cyclops came to like hey hey checking up on him they're like what happened he's like who did this yeah they're like who did this he's like nobody did this and then they're like okay and they left they went back like that's literally this story and I'm like oh that would have been so great to have in the fucking movie like just they're like what happened

nobody did this he's like oh okay And they just all walk away And that's like the end of the scene There was not There wasn't a lot of comedy There wasn't a lot of giggly moments It was just like an epic guy film And then there was that one fuck-ass dude

It just Oh man This is so much spoilers So much spoiler Who cares man There is that one dude You've had seven years to watch this movie bro The book's been out for like long

Yeah Since the 8th century before That's time I hate to say but Iron Man dies Like if you haven't seen that film by now Yeah Tano Tano's long at the end.

Our like 10-year-old viewer who's still watching the Marvel movie just like, what? What? Our review is still teething. But yeah, like the guy who took off

his fucking wax. And then he was like, oh, oh! And he swam to the island. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

he saw what Matt Damon was going through. And he's like, oh, ooh, oh, he wanted a piece of that. That makes so much sense. Oh, yeah.

And I saw people People were painting Matt Damon When he was on that post They were painting him as that The Angry Birds with the ear Popping out Yeah You see that

It was like a painting It was like really nice Dude, What is Christopher Nolan's boner With just adding all The A list celebrities possible That's like Because he knows them all

Because he knows them Yeah And I bet it's like a simple Algie's just in a text Joe you want to be in my next movie And they're like yeah Yeah fuck it sure I just

Like who else Who would you cast? Who would you cast? People I don't know. I mean, Matt Damon, Matt Damon was fine. Like Adam Sandler's Odysseus? Hey, why not? This guy has one eye.

Hey, what about doing? This guy has one eye. He's got one eye. Look at him. Uh-oh. He's about to get smushed. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Movies over. Oh, that's a good tune. That's a good tune. Oh, he's like, on the fucking shit. Listen to the siren. I don't want to hate on it for no reason I just feel like the camera was itching bro. Like at the very beginning the camera

just felt like it was like Who am I about a show next? Oh there he is And everyone's like all right There's actor one that's good Actor two And it's like okay we're calling Actor three And it's like oh man

It just couldn't wait to fucking chill for a Dude you know what there's a philosophy that Rockstar Games has and that's what their voice actors. If you've noticed every single main voice actor, they're not like a well, now they are, but like celebrities. They're not like huge celebrities. They've done it once before. They don't it twice.

And they, and they didn't like the experience. So they're like, we just cast people who we like, like, who sound like that would fit the role. But they're not like a big name. So like you're not like, oh my God, that's fucking, you know what I mean? And it's kind of like, I feel like in movies. I mean, they kind of do that. Like, um, the

fucking the Saffty brothers is that. They were like streetcasting. They would streetcast some folks for some of their movies to make it more organic organic more natural you know that I think that's awesome right dope it's dope yeah no I mean overall uh I think that the movie was pretty solid but I guess I feel one stupidest shit because it was a book and two felt like there's just so many A list celebrities I like to see diversity bro like I'll be honest obsession is awesome guys gave someone a new platform right right yeah right all right but in reality like, I don't know, seeing like, to me, seeing two, my brain's so dumb, it only moves linearly,

like seeing fucking two Avengers fighting with an astronaut, fighting with... Why are you viewing? Because it's hard, it's hard to not see Tom Holland that way. Like, I'm sorry. Okay, I will be real. The same fucking month, he releases Spider-Man and he's like... Yeah, it makes it feel like there's only like a pool of like 15 actors. Yes, okay, because Zendaya is there as well.

And it's in days there too, that's what I'm saying. Like, their parts were actually pretty minor. If you really think about it, Tom Holland was just kind of there for a little bit. And he was like, oh, my dad's bag, yo. I really wish that they chose people who looked the part. Like people who looked like more of that time, though. Like the hair, like, looked more like. Nobody looks like that, though, because we live in the present now.

No, no, there are a few people, I feel like. I've seen some people on fucking, like, talk and shit like that. On the street, man, there's some people on the street. Like, damn, is that this? There's like, the only pictures we have of people back then are, like on stone and chiseled. Like we don't know. Yeah, but aren't they wearing like toe goes and got longer hair and stuff?

Am I crazy? Yeah, dude. Yeah. I think it's possible. I definitely think it's possible to still have that look now. And not have it feel like that. Like how are you saying? Like,

I get where you're saying. I get what you're saying completely. I don't know. I guess it's just a matter of a director or some sort of team that's able to pull it off where they're just all committed to look as authentic as possible to the time period. I don't, yeah. I mean, trying to be Mr. Complainer.

It was entertaining for what it was, you know. But if that movie ever gets nominated for best fucking costumes, dude, I will throw a tantrum. Because that shit was not it. Agamemnon's costume was pretty tough, though. It was aura. You got to admit. It was tough, dude. You just can't be aura.

That's why you're my bro. That's why we're twins. That's why. That's why I almost ate you. I know, but I couldn't let you because, like, I was hungry. You know what is cool, though? I will say, it was really cool when they casted seven foot tall people. with five foot tall people

to make it look smaller. For the forest. Yeah. And they made a real life 8,000 pound metal horse. Yeah. Sounds like a joke. Yeah.

They made that horse. And the whole city was made. Yeah, the whole town was made. Everything was made. Yeah. It was all made. There are a lot of perks, you know. It's kind of crazy.

It's cool. The production is definitely there. They put the love into it. Not a lot of CGI, which is definitely. They're delivering that big ass camera. Even the whirlpool I heard was real. Yeah, they pulled a place. lug in the ocean and they made a whirlpool.

Yeah. Yeah. They, really? Yes. Wow. The Cyclops was actually a real life prop that they moved.

Yeah, it was a fucking, it was a, the, I'm not even lying on that one. That was a puppet. It was a puppet. It was a puppet. It was a puppet.

It was a puppet. They had like a machine. It was like, they used a little bit of CGI. And then they also had a guy act as it. Like in certain seas. There was like, it was like a mixture of like,

they filmed them sleeping. Real person. Yeah. Christopher Nolan. How do you do it? Larry, run that bit back. pretend you were on set.

What did you guys do of the Odyssey? There's no bit. Everything I've said so far has been true. No. No, no, no. You know what I'm talking about. What would you have done differently? What would you have done differently?

What would I have done differently? I'm not catching what you guys are throwing at me here. When you tell stories in GTA, you talk about heist like you were there. Oh, man. Talk about the production. Both of you, you guys are really knowledgeable on this. What did you guys do on the set? I love Matt Damon.

He's a good guy. He was funny. He was funny. When we met him. Yeah, he was funny. He brought a lot to the table. He did bring a lot. Yeah.

Like literally, too. He, like, had a lot in his pockets. We, well, Tanner and I constructed the mechanisms for the cyclops. Yeah. Matt Damon actually saw us doing that. He actually gave us some tips and pointers about like the pulley system. Yeah, yeah. He was a smart guy.

I mean, he was an astronaut. Yeah, he was the first Martian. Yeah. He was the first Martian. Yeah. Well, what was it like working with, you know, Anne Hathaway? She know, it's been a while. Yeah, dude, it was dope.

She was just in this one set. That was it. She, like, never came out of this one set. Remember? We were like, did she have anything else? Like, no, she's like stuck. And? Yeah.

And. Yeah. And. This bit sucks. Yeah, I'm done with it. I was ready. I was ready. I mean, you guys were just talking about, like, all this things you were pulling out of your

fucking ass about what they, you guys knew. whole bunch so yeah it was a lot of cool it was a lot of cool behind the scenes all right we just watched a lot of cool behind the scenes we had no it's pretty dope all that is dope watch it and learn the odyssey yeah matt damon actually at the last scene christopher nolan just let him go go crazy on all the be list celebrities and in the very last scene of odysseus yeah you actually like every arrow that went through people and into other people's next it was all like real they just died right there that's the story of us you're making it up we were telling them truth. Yeah. Oh, really? The Polly

system? Are you lying? I swear to God! I love getting you going. So, so I will bring this back just because I feel like I didn't get to fully say it. Look out. To make matters worse about the ship that they rented,

they rented it from a non-profit. Yo, his thumbs are moving so fast. That they did not pay damages for. They rented it from a non-profit. Wait, so they didn't pay at all. The hell? Or did they pay? We're canceling Christopher Null. Yeah, those trolls. We're canceling your

Universal Studios. Oh, Chris Nolan. Was it like in the form of like a twit longer? Like how did people even find that out? Um. Hey, so I was actually on the cast for, uh, yeah, I was on the set for Odyssey and, uh, dude, started beating the fuck out the boat and he just like returned it. It was a crack in the ship's hole.

Oh, that's hard to fix. That's the hole for, I know that from one piece. Dude, speaking of one piece, some guy cracked the, like, the whole everything about one piece and it makes sense. Does that have, so does it rhyme with ship? merit yeah yeah I saw that theory I'm interested it rhymes with cannibals cannibals cannibals cannibals really it rhymes with cannibals um

just that I don't know if I should say it because what if it's spoilers hella's so far in the future spoiler are you reading are you reading is that why yeah it's manga present but it's like the theory is kind of like supported by all of one piece so like maybe I feel like I'd find it Okay, spoiler warning in 5, 4, 3, 3, 2, 1. Basically, the theory is that, like, in the void century or before, yeah, the world was run by animals, and animals and humans fought. And, yeah, there's a lot. And that's about the simple, the simple explanation.

But where does that lead to? It's a very simple. I don't know what the one piece. It doesn't really explain what the one piece is, but. It explains like the reason why everything is the way it is in the world. Wait, so you're watching One Piece or you actually, no one knows what the One Piece is. Yeah. Shocker, I know.

No, I know. No, I know. I'm being dead ass. Are you for real? Like, you guys are thousands of episodes and you don't know what the fuck the One Piece is? It's true. I think that's engagement baiting at this point. I think, like, yeah.

Yeah. That's just like a whole ass TV show about vague post. Yeah, yeah. You can feel it ending. How many episodes in? You can feel it coming close. There's 1,190 chapters Like 1200

1,100 episodes And I will be caught up soon Dude that's just Yeah that is episode That's just the edgy And dude Where we are at right now 1189

Some crazy stuff Wait so the whole goal of the one Is just to try and figure out The one piece It's like the treasure They're gonna find Yeah it's like the treasure Is it their friendship

Or is it the friends they get along the way Or is it trillion dollars Like, we'll see. So the one piece could just not even exist. All we know is that when someone found it, he laughed. That's it. What if it's a new form of, like, hockey and you become God? All we know is that when he's found is, he laughed.

He laughed because it was so silly that it had to do with the parrot. Was this a joke? Oh, the parrot. That's why he laughed. The funniest joke of all time. Yeah. It is. It's like if we wrote down one of Larry's words or one of Larry's, like, jokes

until like a scroll and then sealed it away. That's what they found. Oh my fucking god. There was this one time we were helping Nick clean one of his spots and we had to like travel and I was writing with Tanner and Isaac and we were doing these jokes and I had this one really stupid joke I can't really remember it now

but they fucking they you guys crowbarred that joke out of me Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes you would not say it. Yes bro. It was what was what were we doing? We were like you know that it was like a bit where like Oh, like, oh, it's raining out. Here, it looks like it's cats and dogs. Oh, my God, yes.

The idiot. Okay, we were taking all the idioms. We were trying to, like, figure out how the fuck do you even figure this out? Like, put it into a normal sense. Yeah, it's like, in fact, it wasn't like an idiom at all. It was just real life. So we look outside and it's like, oh, it's raining cats and dogs? I just can't even remember what you said.

No, I can. Whoa. I don't really remember either. All I remember is something about a sunflower. Yeah, and we're just, as soon as soon as you said it, it was just silent. for like two minutes. Yeah, it was pretty fucked up. Pretty fucked up.

Was it because the hype and anticipation for it? It was basically, yeah. We built it up like it was going to be the funniest joke we've ever heard on time. He did. Okay. And that sucks, guys. Is that because you didn't want to say it? You didn't actually want to say it because it was ass and they worked it out of you.

Because they were both going off and I want to contribute. It was like my joke. We were like, he thinks he's going to forget, but we're not. Yeah, we didn't. As soon as we were helping you clean up and we back in the car and was like, hey, we didn't forget by it. Yeah. It sucks

being that position. When your friends are waiting for the best joke and you know you have shit and trash and you're like, God damn it, I don't want to. The thing is, you were laughing and then you were, no, nothing, nothing. That's what pissed us off. I was like, I was laughing because it was like,

this is not worth it. Like, it's just not. I was like, what he's got to tell us now? So we just know. Yeah, we looked outside and we saw an apple fall. Not very far from a tree. It was on. Yeah.

Yeah. Along the lines. It was a lot of that. Watch our cookies crumble in front of us. It was horrible. It's just a way, see? Crumbo's a way of the thing. You guys are terrible.

Hey, your turn. I have to leave. Oh, you do. That's his idiom. I have to leave. That's a good idiom. The apple falls far from the tree. Oh, you're getting arrested.

Oh, my God. Get out of here. Run. All right. I'll see you guys. All right. Peace. Goodbye, Grunk.

Bye viewers. Peace in love. Goodbye. Grunk has a meeting everyone. I have a meeting. I have a meeting for my future. Okay. Peace out.

All right. He's a meeting with his future. He's coming together at the future for a brighter one. There he goes. Bye-bye. I can see us. Hey. Oh.

Hello. I've never been able to see myself on the TV before. Yeah. Hello. Would now be a good time for me to go pee? No. Foff. Might as well just wait another two minutes.

Okay. You know? Well, it's your turn. My turn for what? The idiom? Can't. Why? You not know any?

I could read some out. I don't know any. I'm not going to read any out. I don't know any. I don't know any. That's just kind of like... What? Just, you know.

Wow. No. You don't like idioms? Not even that, bro. Yeah. Like father like son. It's not even an idiot. What?

I can't think of any either and I'm not going to lie. No, I don't have any either. Sorry. That's why... I know you don't. I know you don't. Take your sweet time and talk about sunflower in seeds or some bullshit.

That's why the sunflowers... Something fleas. Something fleas. Yeah, so today, after this podcast, I'm going to go and I'm going to get weightlifting gear. Oh, shit, really? Yeah, I got to get a belt. Got to get some wet chalk. You don't have that already?

No, I threw it all away. Yo, they got chalk at the place. Yeah, I kind of want wet chalk that I can squirt on my hands and rub them together. Ew. You know? Yeah. Wet chalk is really fun, bro. That's so crazy how they got that shit in a fucking thing.

Like a Larry's face, bro. He just can't take liquid. He's never heard of wet chalk? No. He just can't take liquid, bro. It's actually really cool. It drives out your hands really good. It's like so you're not getting chalk everywhere.

Yeah, it makes it. Oh, dude, you like you literally rub your hands together and then it just turns it like your hands are just covered in chalk. You're able to grip stuff much better. Yeah. It's like that dog medicine like TikTok guy was like, oh yeah, oh, dude, his hands are like, dude, his hands are like magnetic and shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And he has like a bucket of grab was like that's just terrible, bro. When he rubs it together and it's like very like. Oh, fuck. That's what I want. Wait, I want to see where you're trying to train his cows hands. Viewers or audio. Dude, his whole entire hand is just really hard.

Audio listeners. Your body hears some of the worst. But his hands like, they crack too. What is it like called? It's like a dog pad medicine, like for the pads on their feet. Oh,

spray hands. Found it. Oh, spray hands. Oh my God, he has like magnetic. Pad tough. What are you talking about?

I need to see like a video or something. Called pad tough? Medicine on my hands and want to make the skin on my hands tougher. People describe the end of this video as a sensory nightmare. Oh my God. He's sanding a fucking block of wood with his hand. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, you know how it's like there's like splinters sticking out of the wood? He just goes over it. Yeah. And he doesn't even feel anything. Proceed at your own risk. You have been warned. Stick around until the end of the video to see if I can lie to match off my nose. On my knuckles.

Stick around. I can lie to match off my knuckles. It would be hard, bro. Oh, no. Yo, audio listeners at home, there's just like poop. There's just poop in the audio. There's poop. Oh my God.

Audio listeners is poop. I hate, oh, it sounds like tightrope. Poop. Yeah, that's terrible. I'll do it. It's not that bad, I feel like. If you guys supply me it, every podcast, I'll do it. So what is he doing in the video?

He, uh, it just makes it really rough, like really hard and rough. He's just rubbing his hands and he sands wood with his hand. Oh, wow. I'm good. He sands the wood. Yeah. He's like touching it up. That's pretty cool.

Oh. It's a really cool side quest. I fuck with it. Oh, you fuck with that. His finger strength, that's probably crazy. He could probably,

like, hang by one finger. A lot of rock wall climbers, what they'll do is, though, I don't know exactly what they put their hands in in these buckets, but they harden up all their fingers

because, like, you know, calluses and stuff. Probably, like, rocks. Yeah. I don't remember what it is. There's also a, um,

there's a, like, a ball that has a lot of, like, divvets in it and you're you roll it in your hands and it's weird the way it works oh you're talking about like the pointy ones it's not they're not pointy it's like a meteor it looks like a meteor has or like a volcanic rock has all these like holes and rocks and like craters and things and you're like hearted them yeah it's supposed to like help with your cow's hands and you're able to make sense better i don't know how but i'm going to start doing something to harden my hands to my

fingers you guys off dina's boy i do bro what times you wake up pack your wife lunch to two and 20 after you punch walls for fun your fucking excuse pack your wife lunch Oh time you wake up Oh that's halfway through my shift son I'm already clocking out by then I already start my second shift by then

Part time Part time Was it the kind of dads we're going to be Cracking of these jokes That'd be fun Part time Part time Part time

Oh, you'll know nothing. Dude, I just, I hope that we can all have rocking chairs. Just in this order right here. In this same order like this? Roll C-9. I want a really long beer that goes to my feet. I still want to be screaming when I'm like 80 years old. So I can just like lean back in my chair.

Oh, it's like that, it's like the grandma that streams Skyrim. Mm-hmm. Dude, just like, not a care in the world. What happens if Minecraft is the game that's like nostalgic when we're 80? I think it's already It's logic I mean that would make total sense right Like sure Minecraft's not going to like

Be a rapper Do you think the world's gonna still be around Numer 80? What if it just blows up Like we never know what's gonna happen Dude yeah Like what if we got invaded by China We really don't bro

It could be gone Like dude The dinosaurs one day Yeah just like any normal day Any normal day They had no forecast No warning It's just like

Oh no It's kind of crazy that meteor because like any kind of shift in space, any kind of just small, slight adjustment in the trajectory, it would have hit the ocean and like there would still be dinosaurs. They wouldn't be mass extinction. It would just be fucking hit the ocean. Like it would do some damage, but like there's still be dinosaurs.

I mean, if you look at crocodiles, like... They're still there. Yeah. They lived. Sharks. Isn't that interesting? Sharks have been around since then. But not the Tyrannosaurus wrecks for some fucking reason.

how cool would it be journey to the center of the earth let's do it he was too O'P with Dwayne with Dwayne with Dwayne yeah oh my god yeah dude uh remember um what's that movie called with Will Ferrell it was uh where he goes through a tunnel

and he goes to like the land of the lost wasn't it called Land of the Lost or something it was land of the lost it's like where there's dinosaurs and shit that movie was so funny that movie is really funny I've never heard of that one you've never seen Land of the Lost

you would love it dude you actually would love it Will Ferro? Yeah. If it's Will Farrillianne McBride? Whoa. Is I give you a hint as to how it is? You guys don't know who Danny McBride is?

Oh, I know who Danny McBride is. Who is he? Stepbrothers. I tried. Get out of it. Danny McBride's in that same, like, subgenre of people. Land of the Lost. Yeah.

What the fuck? Is that a group of lizard man? Yeah. Danny McBride. Can I see a picture of him? Who? I am horrible. In names.

I'm so. with faces. Danny McBride? The fucking make me feel like shit for it. I can't believe you. Me or he's that guy? I don't know his name very well. He's awesome. Remember that guy? Oh yeah. For the listeners at home and viewers at home there's like one character who's like kind of like a monkey caveman looking guy.

It's pretty funny. Danny McBride? No, no, no. No, it's just some guy like I don't know. The movies rated R so. So I can't recommend it. recommend it. I think it's rated R. No, it probably is. Will Ferrell and Dana McBride? Yeah. Oh, wait, it's rated PG-13. I thought there were boobs in this movie. There are. No, it's only on a cup. Oh, it is on a cup. Okay. At the very beginning, right? Yeah. How are we doing on time? Because my bladder is about to explode. I may not be moving very much. We've only been in a podcast for 20 minutes. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm just peeing my pants right now. No, we could, we can, we can, we can wrap up here. This is the best nothing burger podcast. Yeah, the best nothing. We just

I like talking. I like talking. I like talking. A chill time. Yeah. We, we wanted to keep this one a little bit more chill. There's been some haps in the background.

You, holy fucking shit. There's some really cool shit going on right now. And it is, it is taking up some time. But I think in due time, it'll, it'll really shine.

What if we wear our shoes like that? Okay. That would be, this is how I said. It's a good follow up. Oh shit. There is a lot going on in the background. Yeah.

That's why you said. It's pretty dope. It's pretty dope. It's very cool, but it also is something we can't really talk about because it hasn't really been confirmed and locked yet. It's just right now an opportunity. So that being said, we'll let you know, of course, a second we know, maybe. No promises. Let's just say Matt Damon's joining the group.

There, spoiler. There is a little hint. Matt Damon's joining. And the cat's out of the bag. Chris is going to be helping direct our podcast from now on. He said he wanted to retire. Chris Pratt moved in yesterday. Yeah.

Chris Hemsworth. I know him. A whole lot of Chris. Chris Pine. Chris Hemsworth. Yep. Chris Pratt. Chris Bumstead.

Chris Tatum. Chris Pumstead. Just throw that in there. Anyways, we'll see you next week. Chris Griffin. That's the last time. On the group podcast, thank you so much for watching and listening.

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