The Group Chat - #18 - Our first "serious" podcast!

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

When Softwilly isn't here we get down to business talking about the real topics people wanna hear such as "Ranch on Hotdogs" and "What bothers us" When Daddy's away the Kittens play!Come Watch the YouTube for All of us together being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

What's up, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the group chat podcast. Today we're going to be talking about Hunter Biden's crack addiction. Woo-hoo! And it's SpongeBob Day. It's Spongebob Day. It is Spongebob Day. It is also Beer, Barbecue and Freedom Day.

It is also Beer Barbecue and Freedom Day. And Nick's not here. And Nick's not here. You just start out the podcast by talking about that. Softwily has COVID. He doesn't want to be part of us anymore. Who has COVID? Softwilled.

Who has COVID? Softwold. Guess what he did. Guess what he did behind our backs. He went to New York and then licked all the polls. That's what he went out of my holes. He started picking off bubble gum from the subway trails and started You guys have the videos that he sensed us when he was looking at all the poles

And then he would like look at the rats, he would like start like Oh yeah, yeah, like it was like a pepper shaker. He started like doing that and then he went up to like a child and then kicked in the throat at the end. Oh my God. No, I'd like to imagine Nick went to like a fancy restaurant and then like the little waiter was like more cheese sir And you pick up a rat and go Like a bunch of like flakes and a bunch of flakes come off of it The real cheese were like

All right, well Before we start talking about that Too much Yeah, we're done with that I'm already done with it Yeah, that's enough Um Larry Gamer stuff

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She's bad Not gonna lie I'll be really bad I actually have the example Yeah She's a meta night Super Smash that hell like for real. It's right here. It is the the surfer babe.

There she is. That is real. That is real. So welcome to season three of the Shaker Cups. One second. One second. You get her wet. You get her all wet. Yeah. America, America, Mary. Okay. Anyways. Thank you, Gamer yourselves again

for sponsoring stuff. Thank you. We love you. Thank you, baby. So, this is episode 18. We are an illegal podcast in all. all 51 United States. 51? Yeah, I think it's 52.

Costa Rica is not a state yet. 52. Puerto Rico is not a state. Puerto Rico is an embassy. What the fuck does Puerto Rico do for us? You're Puerto Rican. You tell us, man. Are you really?

No. I have a little bit. Nothing. Nothing to those freaks. Dude. You have to cut that out now. Larry. We're missing out on control, Larry. All right, I love Puerto Rico.

I love Puerto Rico. This is their sign. Yeah, that's a lot. This was all you. That's all right. Shout out to shout out to the Puerto Ricans and the swag of pinos. Shut up the ill of penos. The ill of penos. The ill of pinnoids? What? The fucking peenoids? You guys don't

remember. You don't remember playing monorfer three and then there'd be XPRX are you still on this. They were so good. It's like they were all cheating. They were so insane. What does that mean? Were they like a border rican? Yes. Yes.

You know what? Say it again. Say it again. It was like X. It's bad, bad, uh, connection. And they, they had, like,

input lag and shit and they could use it to their advantage. They were all back-pressed. They lagged switch in modern warfare. Yeah, they did. So everyone would stand still and they just bang, bang, bang. Staying still headshots and then kill feed. Yeah.

I can never kill them. All right. But anyways, um, um, so we have no topics again. Okay. But we do.

What I think we should. Let's dial back. Let's dial back again. And let's actually explain why Nick is actually gone. That's a good question. So Soft Willy is busy not being a YouTuber and going on vacation to Puerto Rico. With his family. With this family.

He's not Puerto Rico. It'd be funny if he was. He's down in the southern states visiting his family. Caught COVID can't fly home. So, no. Hello? Got that shit like Odell. So that is why he's not here.

He was supposed to be back. He was supposed to be back. He was supposed to be back. What? The bug did not go home. What bug? Do you call it soft will he a bug, dude? No, COVID-19.

Oh, yeah, the bug did not go home. The bug is still out and about. So make sure you guys wear protection. The bug grabbed his briefcase and he's walking around outside. He goes with a 19. He has a big trench coat and he has a hat. He has some glasses, a little funny nose and a mustache. Look out for him.

It's bad. He is dangerous and he is on the outside of that lookout. He is real. He is Israel. Israel is not a state. Why not? What? What did you just say?

I just had a really weird epiphany. Dude, why can't Israel be part of the United States? That'd be cool. Why isn't Israel part of it? Why isn't the rest of the fucking world part of it? I don't know. Fuck Canada. Do you wrong?

I can't do that. Grunk boy, you look, you just rolled out of bed. Um, well, I had not showered since yesterday. Ew. So I guess it is since I rolled out of bed.

Ew. I go eight days at a time without showering like a boss. Like a boss. The perks of not doing a face reveal on the internet. You don't have to shower for a month straight. I'll have to shower for a year and a half. You guys are still- You guys know about the Isaac Y shower stories?

They get crazy. There are some shower stories. There was not a week. It was not a week. You didn't shower for a fucking week because you thought you smelled good. Guess what, buddy? Smelt you. Everybody smelled you.

You smell like fucking shit. Did you smell me? Yeah. Yes. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Stop lying to these people.

Yes, I did. I smell like shit. When did you do that? What did you shower? Let me riddle me this, Isaac. I'm riddle me this. I'm the riddle me this. What do you get when you get a Discord,

YouTuber who doesn't shower and edits every video? You get a stink bug. What? Okay. Continue your story. Hmm? don't try not to laugh dude

what you were telling a story was I oh my god I don't know all right let's just talk I think we should just talk about what we were going to do

for this podcast and what we were we decided not to do and our experience with that beforehand because we have been playing a lot of one singular video game that has been out

for a while that probably has zero hype around it and we were actually going to hop on raft and record a podcast all of us together and it was going to be awesome

but I got lazy so we're doing this instead maybe next week or the week after I don't know but yeah we have we have played way too much of that game like last night was the straw last night was a fucking straw was it really I'm still playing

I am too I'm gonna hop on after the podcast I'm gonna make a big ass boat yeah we've been on a raft we've been surviving we've been doing all that shit who got on that first it was like me and gronk it was like me and grong

Grunk was like, who wants to play raft? And I was like, yeah, should I play a little bit of raft? And then from there it was like really bad. So like 50 hours worth of gameplay later where we have like a mega boat. But it's like it's like you just start out on like a little two by two raft. And then you just fish for materials and go to islands and explore and have fun. And it's fun to do. Yeah, we have a we have a really outlandishly large raft right now.

Yeah, you go from a little platform to like a, you're a full like, pirate and do we got like engines and shit it's it's like a suplex we'll probably have somebody will have a video on it at some point of someone someone someone will yeah so we were gonna do that we were playing i remember dude there's like a memory like a core memory that happened i was uploading my most recent video and i kept screwing up the rendering so i rendered it out and had my email address in it so i tried blurring it on youtube and then yumi started yelling at me and keep in mind this was 4 a m so yum was like that's go take fucking days to do, dude.

Just fucking re-rendered, man. So I re-rendered it, uploaded that, and it had no sound. And I was like, okay, well, this is just fucking... At this point, it's like 7 a.m. So I re-render it again with sound, no email address, and then upload it again with sound, no email address. And by this time, it's like 10.30, 11, 12. And our boat has, like, doubled in size.

Our boat triples in size. I'm playing Raft while, like, dude, it was like core memory A-F. Larry should have been there. It's horrible. But brother sleeps all the time. Sorry. That's a normal time. to sleep.

Dude, don't act like... Yeah, what the fuck? Why weren't you up at 8 a.m? drunk? You stayed up all the way and I was sleeping. You're like, oh, Blerrie, you should have been.

Right. You see why my schedules flipped. Literally yesterday. Yesterday you were up until 9 a minute and playing rev. I don't get it. Well, yes. Yes.

Literally, I wake up at like 12 p.m. I get online and none of my friends are like even close to online until it's like 7 p.m. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Yeah, that's true. It's bad. I want to know what you do every day. Because sometimes you're just not ever there. Tanner does nothing. No, you don't. There's no way.

I have an idea. I have an idea in my head of what you do every day. And it's not a good, it's not a good thing. What do you do, Tanner? Walk me through what you did today. Okay, so I woke up. What was it? About 11?

I woke up at 11. I showered. Usually I try to, I jerk off in the shower when I wake up. But this time I did. That's why I was pretty proud of myself. I didn't drink off this morning. Then I, I think I ate one hot dog. today.

Two last night. I had two hot dogs. This guy had two francs. I had two francs with ranch. Two francs with ranch. And then so I had my hot dog today. And then I also went and got a coffee. That was my little treat today.

I wouldn't got a coffee. I came back home. I actually got myself coffee too. I never, I never drink coffee. I got myself Starbucks. It was the best decision I've ever made. No, getting coffee in the morning.

A little bit of silence, a little bit of music. When you're on your way to get a coffee is the best feeling you ever have. It's like, It's like white girl shit It's nice Talking about Dude ranch with Hot dogs and stuff

Because I do think it's a funny idea To bring in these like What the fuck do you mean by talking about Ranch and Hot Dogs? On the topic of rant with hot dogs I have to find Huh Diane asked who the best chef was

Oh yeah Yeah we can start I want to start doing this like a little Q&A Okay So Diane Satay from From Twitter Asked

What the best who the best chef is from Instagram? Who's the best chef? Yeah. From Instagram? What are you talking about? You mean out of a hard group or just the best chef on Instagram? I have four screens up. I have my OBS, my audacity, you fuckers, and I have my phone that I'm looking at the screen talk about.

You have to keep track of your audacity and like you have to like like waves are going up and down. I have a no pad open with cuts. I have actually no I don't. I deleted it because you're so. supposed to record the camera Piav. Are you doing that? Yes.

Are you sure? You're such a loser. You're not the best chef. I can tell you that much. I'm a pretty good show. The best chef? The best chef, motherfucking eats out every single day and orders food for the rest of his life. Yeah, the other chef in this call would do that too if he ain't a living butt-fuck nowhere next to a Wendy's in a lumberjack farm.

I'm the best chef in the call. Thank you very much. Shut up. Helll, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He has some credibility. I remember when I first started talking to yummy, we were talking about steak, I think it was. And you were telling me how you were making this crazy. fucking steak. Oh my god. He's the best. He

followed a Google Foods tutorial video. That's what he did. So wide. That's so much. That's so good food, die. What are you talking about? It's like, oh, so what? He was making it right. He was ordering. He was a phone. A rest of it.

Yummy came up to me. He said, dude, wait. I was like, have ever suvied a steak before? And I was like, why did you say that so weird? I'm not goo food. I'm not. Suvid. You were so wild. Wait, Isaac, did you have you done Nutella steak challenge

dry age for 30 days. Yeah, yummy. I actually for dinner yesterday, dry-aged a steak in diapers for some reason. And cotton candy and used diapers. Use diapers and cotton candy and dry ice you. Yeah, the steak got younger.

And he started eating. He's like, dude. We're suveeing the steak today. Isaac ordered $800 worth of astronaut macaroni and ate it once and it threw up and then never cooked anything ever again. It's because when I ate it, I pooped so hard.

I felt like I was like gripping for life. It was, I didn't know it was all, It was all vegetarian-based food. The macaroni isn't even made out of macaroni. It's like goddamn, like, soybeans or something. I shit my brains out. Soioroni. I was the last time.

For the Italians out there. That's for you. It was for the last time I'd go eat 7-Eleven food because I can't cook. I can it cook. Sorry, sorry. I'm thinking about it. Can I tell this story really quick? I was thinking about it.

It was really bad. So I streamed. I did a drunk stream. I was drinking alcohol. And then I was drunk. I was screaming. And then I ended it. And then I'd go drive.

I was hungry as hell. Wait. Wait. Is you just admit to drinking and driving? No. Oh my God. Oh, no. Yesterday.

Wait a minute. Hold on. viewers at home. Tanner is breaking a lot. No, listen, I sober. Wait, was this the same? Was this the same time when you were drinking and driving and you close your eyes in the middle of the road?

Yeah, that was the exact time. That was the exact same time. Wait. I remember. Tanner sent me a video. He sent me video of him driving on the other side of the road. That was really funny. Can I say this? I started my stream, tipsy at 7 p.m.

I ended my stream at like 12.30 a.m. And I didn't drink a single thing after that. So I was sober as a stone and I was hungry as hell. So I, the only place I was open was 7-Eleven. It's like, I'm going to go 7-Eleven and get some, my favorite food. Are you sloppy? What'd you get? Oh, I'll tell you.

I fucking got there. I saw like those big giant tall meat sticks. Huge meat sticks. And I was like, okay, what did you do? What did I do to it? He ate it, yummy. No, sorry. I just had a flashback of a horrible thing that happened to me with a big meat stick.

Okay. Like the food. Can we talk about that after his? Yeah. After the meat stick, what did you get? I got blue talkies. Oh, my God. What are you doing a TikTok challenge?

Are you a Mexican girl, dog? You know what you did? You're like every girl in my high school. Tanner, Tanner went home and dry-age is meat stick and blue tuesday. But that's not all I got. I got sun chips. No, you were drunk. You're bullshit.

You were drunk. Nobody pulls us up to a 7-Eleven and gets that shit sober. But then I got a chicken-bacon ranch, 7-Eleven wrap. But they didn't have it at the first seven-one, so I had to go to a second 7-Eleven to get it. There's two in that small little town? Yes, there's two right next to each other essentially. Why are there two 7-Eleven's been honest? It's my town.

They put a 7-Eleven there and then forgot about it because it doesn't exist. And they put another one in there and then realized. One 7-Eleven has only food and the other 7-Eleven has also gas. So there's two 7-Elevens like that. What the one of the seven of those have gas? Yeah, there's no gas store. It's just a store. It's just a 7-Eleven, yeah.

Oh, okay. So I got all my food. I got all my food and I went back home and I ate every single one of it. And then I went to bed, Happy's a mule. And then I woke up, I took a shit. And my shit was green and blue. And I could not. No kidding, man.

It was the blue talkies. It was the worst. If you got killed and they did like a, like a auto, what do they call? Autography. Autography. Your shit would have been fucking like blue, green, purple.

Like a little hand sticking out and ear, like two eyes looking at you. That's just the outcome of me not knowing how to cook. So I am the worst chef. I will go likes to eat slum jims and tachis and like 7-11 wraps. That's true. I know how to get, okay, when it comes to being the best chef, I don't think any of us in here like cook a lot.

You don't count. You make goddamn hello fresh meals in a microwave. Yeah, that's true. It's already done for you. It's not. No, it's not. It's literally just, it's produce. It's potatoes and meat and vegetables.

You make the meals. I doubt it. I mean, but. I mean, that's fine. You make it sound special. It's real. You got a Publix. It is real.

You just cook. It's just groceries. Wait, I have an idea. What's public? No, it's not an idea. I have a question. What the hell? It's a grocery store.

It's a grocery store. All right. Look that. Okay, for the viewers at home, there's a robber, there's home and it's fruit and drunk South. I think you literally just said, you don't count for cooking because you follow a recipe. That's not right. That's not real.

No, I just imagine you being like, I'm the best chef. And then imagine you peeling back the plastic and putting it in the microwave and that's it. Like, that's why I imagine a hell of fresh. Shut up. A astronaut guy. She told me it's not like kid cuisine. It's not like like a luncheon way, you know. Literally today, yesterday, okay, yesterday I made a blackened chicken pin A pasta.

Holy. Holy black and shit You know what I got I got raw chicken breast In a bag I got noodles in a bag And then I had like sauce and shit Fuck me

I mean it's just like It's not like it's amazing Fucking meat Just whirl me up and down No that makes sense If I was a girl I would be on my knees I would be Winston

I'd be Winston I'm Winston Back to the meat stick story I What happened to your meat stick? I bought it meat stick. Graske looks like he got

electrocuted by an outlet. Fander and and Larry are laughing about I'm Winston. I don't even is that like an overwash me? Did someone say peanut butter? I'm lost. It's an overrash thing, dude.

It's an overrash thing. You wouldn't get it. Okay, all right. To translate it, um, I don't know. I'm sledge. fucking right, no, dude. There's no reason to translate, what are you doing? Lights out or whatever.

That she goes, lights out. That's the equivalent. So what's peanut butter? What is that? He's a big woman that likes peanut butter. He's a gorilla and he likes peanut butter. It's a big gorilla with a lab coat on that electrocutes people and also likes peanut butter. Oh, so a drunk guy.

Okay, never mind. Drunks Winston. All right. It's interesting. I had a meat stick that was like this big around and like this long. and keep talking you're good

okay you're average curse ooh that's not bad yeah that's a good bite that's average that's a good anyways

above average sorry and then I had that with a Starbucks like coffee thing and I literally wanted to throw up for like two days

straight oh why did you have that's what the worst that's the combo I don't know what I did I just saw it you know what happens when you missed that Jimmy did you miss it

you get like a fucking cloud you get a fucking cloud to warn you not to drink Yeah, it's a skull Crossbone green cloud that comes out of your fucking toilet And the last one That you goes

Ha ha ha ha Yeah And there's like And there's a skull Boom Viewers at home Reaper from Overwatch Is behind Grunk

Walking into the kitchen Oh my God Grunkel comes out Okay, wait, he's making cookies Wait, why is he spinning He just uses his ultimate He just uses his ultimate That was a lot of watch

reference You didn't realize that by the way Do do do do do do do Do you don't We love gaming We're big game people We're big gamers Okay wait I don't remember

I don't think it will post of the one I don't think anyone Put your Biden's folks crack I don't think any That's real Okay Fish on Twitter Fish

Fish on Magic Car 81486286283 How are you reading And reading our cameras What is the best condiment I'm Okay, I'm mad at this Because I fucking hate condiments

I hate it I just like I despise any Why don't you like condiments Don't put anything on anything Only have it on the side That's like safe sex What do you mean?

What's why can't put anything on something? Why can't put something on something? Why do you have it on the side? Grunk what are you talking about? I'm saying What do you eat a burger? Well, no cheese is not condoment I'm talking about like I'm talking about like mustard

mayo ketchup You don't put that on a burger? What's wrong with you? I just put cheese on it and sometimes No, listen. Oh, I'll listen. I will not listen. I will not.

I'll do cheese, onion and bacon and patty. And no, nothing to make it go down? You dry-assy burger eating, you're disgusting. I bet you could eat a whole bunch of and pop-off biscuits.

I don't know what burgers you're eating that are dry. It's not juicy burgers. It's not juicy. It's just like water. Let me guess that burger done too. Nasty ass.

Wait, I made burgers today for dinner. What'd you have on you? Actually? So I, ground beef. Sorry. Condiments, man. Condiments.

That's a sloppy gel. That's a sloppy gel. Ground beef. I made a, I made a garlic aoli. And then I had, I just made that up. It was just garlic minced into mayonnaise.

And then I put ketchup on it. And that was, yeah, that was it. I made a garlic. I made a garlic ariola. I had caramelized. onions. I did like

Alstonic vinegar and sugar salt pepper. They're dubbed. They're dumb. Okay, when yummy says it, when yummy says it, they're dubbed, but when I say it, apparently it's a dry thing on planet Earth. You had nothing, no sauce on the burger. No sauce.

No garlic ariola. There was no garlic ariola. There's no garlic arreola on your burger. It was grunk. I don't, I don't, if you eat pasta without any sauce on it, you just eat the butter noodles. Well, that's the same equivalent. It's like, where's the, where's the spice?

It's not. You don't need sauce on it. What do you put on a salad? Ranch. Go figure. See, me personally, I would think that you ate that shit no dressing. No, that's disgusting.

Oh, really? It's disgusting when you do it with salad, but not when you do it with a burger? What if you put ranch on your burger? Ridge. Do you do you add ranch on your hot dogs, then your friends? Grunk, do you do anything on,

do you put anything on like your eggs? I don't say ketchup. Don't say ketchup. When I do eggs, I do cheese. When I do cheese, and that's it. Not a boy. Don't say ketchup or a hot sauce white boy. Don't say it.

No, no, hot sauce and eggs. I don't realize how common that is. Eggs and cheese? I don't do that. Eggs, cheese. Cheese is like, so when I was like six, cheese was here and with me and now I'm older and now it's like here with me. What does that mean?

What does that mean? It's like, he's like describing a subway footlong. I used to like it. I used to like cheese on stuff a lot. But as I'm growing older, cheese just makes me by throw up. Oh, distance.

So distance between you and your stomach. I've grown further. Dude, I was off as a kid because as a kid, you know, I would always be up at night. My mom wouldn't make any food. So I'm like, okay. Well, I was to sue myself to some cold wet franks, right? Stop the safe. There was these little cheese packets.

It was like a little plastic wrap. You would take off the plastic wrap. String cheese. String cheese. And no, no, no, it wasn't string cheese. It was like that yellow. I would eat that by itself. I would eat that by itself.

Yeah, that's good. With the hot dog. Hell yeah. It was always way. It was always way. Yeah, it was a cold wet, slimy frank. That fucking hot dog, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That shit was slimy. That thing went down my throat. And there was like... How old are you? And then milk. I was like... Eight? Okay, no, you guys.

All right. That's fine. What? What? That's fine. That's fine. I know. You're good.

Did I tell you guys about my core memory of, like, I was traumatized by eating food when I was a kid? Yeah, you did. Something? Did I? Yeah. So let's talk about what I would put on them. I didn't. You're lying. You're a lying.

You're a lying. Wait, do you guys know about my trauma? Trauma story with pizza boxes? I'm guessing me off. Hey, hey, one story at time now, Bucking. Hey, hey, one traumatizing story at a time. One trauma at a time. All right. You know me? I'll go trauma first. I was

watching Mr. Meaty in a house. I was home alone and I was hungry and I got a slice of bologna and I put ketchup all over and I ate it. Oh my gosh. Actually, it's the grossest thing. I got to put in my mouth of all times. Dude, so gross.

I could taste like the penny flavor. That's like the combination. Stop. Stop. It was like pennies and blood. It was like eating a girl on under period. Dude. Stop.

My dad would eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches every day. I remember one of my third grade teachers dropped out on maternity. came back and told us that vanilla ice cream and pickles was the wave and we all hated there ever since the end. I'm gonna go pee, you already said that on a podcast before, by the way. I know, I just want to mention it again. My teacher ate mayonnaise and bananas. Oh, it's fucking gross.

Larry, mannace all over a banana. It's the realization? He reacted to himself. He followed up his own story with a side comments. My teacher loves bananas and mayonnaise. Oh, it's fucking disgusting. Anyways, anyway, then I'm going. I'll be honest, I forgot my trauma.

You were talking about pizza boxes and how you were scared of it. I was going to make a joke about pizza boxes, but it's not good now anymore. Thank God you didn't do that. I would have slapped the shit out of you. You do that every single time we had a podcast. It was going to be like a dick in the pizza box and I opened it. No, you know, dude, you actually, you're like, do you steal the show? You get everyone to shut the hell up because you're like, okay, there is a pizza box.

And I open it and there's a weiner. When I was a kid, there was a cry named John. He was my papa, Papa John. He came to my house. I see it. I run time I was playing dominoes with my family. A little man named

Caesar came over. And he won and he won the Marcos pizza contest. The mayor of my town was actually he never liked to

he never liked to take pizza and eat it out so he ended up making pizza at home and his last name was his name was Mayor dejorno the end.

Tanner did not wash his hands there's no shot I didn't wash my hands washing your hands okay overridden I don't have to watch my hands on my own. Literally that and also half the time you're not even touching anything.

Yeah, yeah. If anything, you should touch your hands. I mean, you should touch your penis. No, you know, you should wash your hands before you touch your penis. I am I sure. I have thought about that because I'm like a sniper two hands. Yeah, I adjust the scope and I like look down. There's a little roach and I like push the roach around.

Like a little swimming pool. There's roaches and I see I go down. Got nothing to eat because there's roaches in my toilet. No, roaches in the kitchen. Roaches in the kitchen. Your wainer should be clean. No, my default. Well, yeah, because you shower.

You should wash your hands before you even... Well, you shower, but like, imagine playing raft for like 10 hours and then sitting up and your... I'm just letting know. And it's like... Viewers at home, I mean, your iPhone... Your iPhone 11, my iPhone... That's so gross. It's more dirty than you...

Touch it than a tip. And you're weaning. It's so fat. Would you rather lick your phone or... Don't... Your wiener. Don't... No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, actually answer it. NSFW podcast. You see, you see, I have stickers on my phone that are really, Oh my God. From Austin. Those are,

I haven't cleaned these. You know how many germs are on this? Yeah, like, I put, I put Jay Slott sticker on top of the, uh, sticker I already had on my phone case, and it is completely opaque.

Yeah, mine's like ripping off. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it might look like that's worse. Mine's so, I can't even take a picture. I just tried to take a picture of the bike. like that. You guys got a faulty dude, look at my Ridge wallet one. Look at that. Wow, that's in great condition. I know. This is a phone. I've dropped these like

10 times a day. I don't know. 10 times a day, you say? Yeah. 10 times a day I say. All right. I want to keep doing. I like the little the things, the questions you guys sent in for that one tweet I made. It's like viewer fan mail. I'm still the best chef. Everybody knows this is cool.

No, no. I agree to that. I would say, yeah. What do you guys think of the Hindenberg disaster of 1937 and Lakehurst, New Jersey, and how it affected the economic climate in the time and led to new innovations in the engineering and modern aircraft industry. I think that if it was so cool, there should be a second one. No, when I ran off of that building, that ship in Battlefield 1, I actually felt crazy. Like, that's a different type of feeling.

No, that's real. When you sank the Hindenberg out of the sky. When you're fighting and you're fighting like the war, you see a giant blimp fall down with a huge awesome explosion. Are you kidding me? There should be more natural disasters because they look so cool and they can be in games. Are you fucking kidding me? There's a video of the Hindenberry exploding

and like a piece of shrapnel like lands on somebody and he just like disappears in the fire and flames. It's actually nuts. Um, okay. It was like 1842. You should look that up. Don't like that up.

Listen, all I'm going to say, okay, all I'm going to say, if it wasn't for 9-11, we wouldn't have Shanghai in Battlefield 4. Or Shangri-Rlaw and Block. Black Ops 2. Or Shingle on Black Ops 2. That has nothing to do with 9-11. It has everything to do with 9-11.

It has everything to do with 9-11. Do you know the Easter eggs? Wait, can I talk about 9-11 really quick? No. There's a submission on the YouTube guidelines. It says fleeting mentions. Okay, let's make them fleeting. Let's keep going.

Okay. So if you look up Hooters 9-11, you'll see me plastered on the internet. That's true. That's true. It's on Amazon shirts. It's on everywhere. You will find me everywhere. Tanner got stolen for money.

they're using me to make a single dime out of that. One of my viewers DM them like, does this guy come with the shirt? Who is this guy? He's like, this guy, we found him and he's actually boosted our sales like tenfold. And that's a real.

My viewers sent this screenshot. I'm like, how, that's, I don't believe that for a day. They went from selling two shirts to 20. They went from selling one shirt to me to sell them like billions. Yep. That's true. That's what we do.

We're going to transition out of 9-11. All I got to say is, yeah. Just get your cloud up. Get your cloud up. That's all I've got to say that. What? Question. Question.

Okay. What are some things you think about at night that keep you up? I'm sleeping. I think about the bubonic plague. The bubonic plague is kind of something that makes me. I always think about the bubonic plague. Okay, wait. This is something that a lot of people have been asking about.

They're the serious topics. And I know we already talked about meat sticks and ranch on hot talks, but I feel like we could touch on a few serious subjects. There's a whole bunch of people that were asking about, like, boundaries and stuff like that. What makes us uncomfortable things that things that have fans do that make uncomfortable boundaries, contact creator boundaries. Please, I got to know what I can and can't do. Don't post my address. And I'm going to be real.

I think I'd speak. Yeah, I guess. Larry is. I hate that. I'd actually hate that, yeah. Do you know what I hate? I hit everything with a comedic... Does anyone...

I mean, okay, well, when I... Yes, yummy. This is real, and I'm sure that you guys... Well, maybe you guys agree with you, maybe you don't know, because you guys go by, like... You guys kind of go by your name sometimes, like some of you.

But I've never gone by Blake, and there have been times in the past where fans who don't really know me at all call me Blake. And it's like, dude, My friends that lived with me don't even call me Blake. Yeah. That's so weird.

Now that you mentioned it? When people call me Jack, it's like, it's like, it's like they're trying to act like they know you and they're like cool with you and friends with you. And it's like, yeah, we could be like cool,

but you don't have to pretend by using my, like, isn't like a threshold that no one passes to make you guys like friends. I don't really, it doesn't really matter to me because you guys call me Tanner in videos so everybody calls you Tanner,

not even 15th. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like for people like you, it doesn't make sense. but for the nobody. Nobody calls me that. It's so strange.

So is that like a, I mean, is that like a boundary, though? I think when we're talking like boundaries, talking about like stuff that's like... Do you not, do you? Yeah, no, it's not a boundary. It's just like weird. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

I mean, I think I speak for everyone here. And I want to, of course, like, please stop me if I, like, speak on something that you guys are or aren't comfortable with. Yeah, just like that, Larry, just like that. Audio listeners at home, Larry just held his two hands and said, Stop. Okay, guys, I just did a crazy. move.

All right. I mean, I mean, grunx minor. So I would refrain from doing anything weird like that. But I mean,

everyone else, I think we're okay with literally anything. Me personally, I do not give a shit. I do not. I have a bunch of... With what?

Actually, wait, no, if I say that I'm gonna... You don't care about what. Like, I mean,

like, think about like boundaries. Like, what would make me uncomfortable or what people might think would make me uncomfortable?

I could tell you right now does not make me uncomfortable. Oh, I Oh yeah, no Like I don't care People are people are gonna do whatever they want

It doesn't matter It would take a whole lot To make me uncomfortable At the end of the day At the end of the day I want to have Basically two lives So I want to have my online life

And my private life And if you Like come from my online life And you try to go into my private one Then that's a boundary That's too much It's too far Like whatever you mean

Like personal like what Like just like me Like my private life Like I don't want it to be I don't want people to try to find out people being weird, like, first information. I mean, yeah, I'm sure I'm sure a lot of us have

like private accounts on on social stuff and like No, I don't. Okay. I deleted all of mine because of these people are weird. Really? Okay. Yes. Yeah. Mine's still up. I just don't use it like ever.

Not even to talk to people. I have one and like people find it and I just block them instantly. Yeah, it sucks. It's weird because I've had to literally, like, old accounts of people that I would be friends with in high school or whatever. I can't follow them or talk to them on stuff. Like I used to be able to because people would go through and follow them

and DM them weird shit and then make me look weird. So, yeah, stuff like that is definitely a boundary for me. That's why I mean, I think that's a good point. I mean, I think that's more like unspoken, though. Like, don't try to find out where any of us live or stuff like that. For some people For some people it's not unspoken For majority yeah

But I feel like even those people They'll hear you say they'll still try Because it's like they can I don't know At that point If somebody's doing that much To like try to find out more of your prior life It's like more than just like telling them to stop

Because then they'll just I don't know Pretty weird anyways For doing that Yeah they're already weird for doing that So it's like okay Yeah Man I don't know

I personally don't have anything I don't really check a lot of shit I can say a few things. I don't. I have one main thing. You list him and then we'll agree or disagree. Well, if someone take a timestamp back down right now of 3729, I mean, Larry, your name isn't even Larry D.

Are people calling you by your real name? That's so weird, isn't it? What? People call you by your, yeah, no one knows your real name, though. That's about you. People know that Larry's not his real name. That's what you're trying to say. Is that real?

Do people know about that? No, they don't know my name. They don't know anything about my name. No. What we're saying is people know that Larry isn't your real name. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's been said. Okay, I can't. I got married.

I mean, I can't keep that in then. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I'm not. All right, anyways, I'll just call him by the real name. Stop. All right, here we go. Three, two, one.

Jerry. Jackson. Oh, shit. Jerry Jackson from Baltimore. Jerry Jackson from Baltimore. Oh, my God. Jerry Jack said from Baltimore You have won $1,000 worth of gamer subs

Jaden Pickett Jaden Pickett That's a real person out there That's Will Smith's my wife It was a GIJJJ Bald fucker Whoa You're gonna get slapped the hell out of

Joe Chris Wood Next yummy video Will Smith slap the shit out of me. Well, Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me. I will say that was the dumbest thing that's ever happened in our entire human. He's a pussy.

I have no idea. The entire legend, I am pussy. He was the GI-Jing, yeah? Keep saying that, he'll slap you. That was just like annoying. Like the memes, okay, wait, before we wander too far off the, uh, the topic of boundaries and shit, um, I mean, I'll say it. I want another one thing.

I got one thing. Okay. What's your boundary, buddy? I just don't like when we've talked about this for when like viewers of ours are like people get entitled and they like get like a big pair

a big pair of like Cajones and then they walk around they like Gahones they like gatekeep and stuff they call people out they go into chats and like they try and take control they act like boss modes and it's just like it makes me not want to like

do anything because it's like you guys are annoying I'll be honest yeah I forgot I didn't think about that I don't know if that falls under I mean I guess I guess I don't know. I don't know.

I guess it's more of an announcement of anything. It's just like, you know, bringing shit to chat. You gotta be mindful of like the fucking vibe. Every time we stream, we want to go with like a good attitude. We want to go with like usually like a, not usually, all the time. We always want to go with like a fucking good attitude. If I see like just like negativity in the chat and it's just like you guys like doing something

because you think it makes me uncomfortable. I'm just like stop. Yeah. Don't like speak for us unless you don't speak for us unless you actually know. Yeah, unless you actually know. I don't even for even, I don't know. I just I would say don't even. It's big.

Dude, no, that reminds me that's something that's happened to me a bunch of times in the past on stream where people would be like, yummy, are you okay? You look depressed. Yeah. I'm like, don't.

Shut the hell up. I saw somebody in my chat was like, is anybody else kind of bored? I'm like, fuck. What a strange thing to do. I'm like, don't say that, you piece of shit. Just to leave. That is so odd, bro.

Like, come on. People are like, okay, I'm going to go watch someone else to stream because I'm bored or just stuff like that it's like like what are you doing man like I understand that like you you want to care about people and like you want to make sure they're okay but but at the same time like we're all adults besides drunk and like we can take care of ourselves if we're upset or whatever and like yeah we yeah if we have our own shit we're we're not going to stream if we're fucking sad like I'm like if I'm really going through it I'm not going to press the go live button nobody does that sit there and talk to guys for out

So, um, Yeah, that's pretty much it. Honestly, with the whole stream shit, we just don't want to get to this, dude. Draw me naked, butt, booty-ass naked on top of Larry. Honestly, I've been, okay, listen. Dude, draw me in town.

I have seen boundaries. The bed rocking back and forth. I have so many fucking pictures of Isaac's penguin dick. Yes. I have had people draw me with a huge chode. Very funny. I don't know. It's funny.

Don't do it if you're on. under the age, but it is great. I was going to say, but listen, that's not saying to encourage it. That's not funny and shit, but like, we're just saying it's, we're, we don't care. I don't care about that. We just don't do it.

We do not care. Someone sent me a picture of my little U-to's like penguin sucking on like the teat of this random woman. It was funny. It was funny as shit. It was really good art. Like, I don't know who made it. It was pretty good.

It was well drawn. It's just like, it's like, I don't know It just hands don't We make pretty crude drugs Like in real life as well We make pretty crude jokes And it's apparent, you know So

I don't know Yeah I mean Unless it's our pal grunk here Yeah no no I would not I would not know Man you have always been talking about this God damn it dude You're always talking about it

I'm not gonna lie It's gonna be really fucking weird You're still gonna be a minor As soon as drunk As soon as grunt turns 18 somebody drops like an art of life. No one's something you don't do that.

No. I'm going to be honest, when you are like the age of 18, that's going to be a minor to treat like your four and a half. You're going to be a minor for the rest of your life, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, man, you're turning 18 to 2 and a half months, and I see SpongeBob's eyebrows on your shirt right now.

You see SpongeBob smirking. Dude, no, he found out it was SpongeBob birthday and he got up and he took a picture of his shirt. That's real. The podcast was delayed because Grunk had to go take a picture of a SpongeBob Shrine on Spongob Day. I'm not going to lie, that was pretty cool. That was pretty bad ass.

Those were some questions from some people and someone named Ivy was also asking about like standing content creators and stuff like that. So I don't know if any of us. I personally don't get a shit. I don't have a lot of experience with us. I think the toxic stand culture

has kind of subsided other than the some dream people. We got the good ones. I'll be real. We got some nice ones. You guys are very I mean for the most I've seen some drama I've seen some drama I got I got an eagle eye on that group

on that community so don't think anything I look at every morning when I wake up But um There I mean there has been some drama But I mean you guys are good good You guys are good for the most part You guys are right You guys I guys are pretty eye

You know you could be You could be standing Hunter Biden But you know Yeah it's fine but We are the Hunter Bidens We are the crack smokers except drunk We record our crack sessions every fucking time it's not posted.

They call me on raft Captain Crack Sparrow. I'll be flipping and dipping. There's a meme where I was like Hunter Biden before he smokes crack and was a guy with 35 GoPro's on his head. Oh, shit. Yeah. When he smokes crack and buys hookers, he's just covering the cameras. That's wild.

That's a wild fucking life. But yeah, no, I mean, like standing people, I mean. Like the boundaries we just covered. Just don't do that. Like the only thing I could say I mean you can never prevent something like that People are, it's always going to be there So like my advice is just come in

Just looking to have a good time And don't worry about anybody else Like unless you want to like make friends or something In the community that's fine But just be like don't read somebody's comment Be like oh I'm gonna cancel this person now Because I do wait okay wait Talking talking about that like getting into the community

And stuff like that there was this person That made these these videos on TikTok With the fucking the Young Gravy song Oh, oh, no. By the way, we all saw that. We all love them. It's really funny. That's where Greg took a picture or found the picture of the comments

section saying like that he was 18 and then someone could make it. The trend about him. They're like, yeah, he's 18. Who are you? Like, you do not know how oldies. You don't know anything. Yeah, people, I mean, dude, the comments were so nice. You guys are a little thirsty over there.

Well, not lie. But I mean, the comments were like, I found my P, oh, oh, guys, but follow them. Oh, I love these people. It was like a little connection. It was cute. It was nice to see. And I'm glad we can do that.

That's good. I did not smell crack. I think there's a lot of responsibility on the creators who have like diehard fans like that as well that like they have to uphold like a certain amount of. I feel like people don't respect the fact that they like do have underage fans that they can influence. And they kind of like take advantage of that in like a weird or a bad way as well. That's true. Yeah.

But it comes to, also it comes into play that if they do anything like that, I feel like their pedestal is going to like trumbull and they're like, they're like, they're going to be out of the job if they like, so they constantly have to pander to their like 13 year olds and stuff. 13 year olds. Yeah. Also, we don't, we don't have a target audience when it comes to what we do because we started doing

shit just out of like fun. Just doing. Yeah, it was like fucking fun and shit. So we never had like a target audience of like who, what age demographic or anything like that. We never like pan. pandered to a certain type just because we Yeah no not at all

So I'm pretty sure My just gonna be ourselves My demo I mean my YouTube demographic I think is lying to me Because it says like 80% of people are like 18 to 24

I think it's more so Everybody on YouTube is 18 to 24 Yeah I think it's more so like 15 to 21 22 It's a bad way No I feel like the most vocal Is the younger Because they're always like able to

See that could be Yeah Just kind of You know what I mean? Like the vocal crowd is usually the younger on the younger side. They're the ones who are always on Twitter, always like looking on shit or always like in the comments putting shit up. Usually the older guys are like they see something they enjoy it. Whatever.

They have a job. They have like relationships. They have families. They get off of words. They have a life. Not to say that all the other people don't have a life. It's cool. Whatever.

But also everybody's going to make their YouTube account 18 years old so they can watch age restricted video. if they want you or whatever. So they can go watch the breastfeeding videos on YouTube that they don't take down because they're educational. Whatever you do, don't look up naked yoga. Do not look up nude yoga. Do not. It is not yoga.

Do not look up naked yoga. I'm going to go pee. Okay. Okay. What's he going to go? All right. Everyone, wait, don't move. Don't move a single muscle.

Go. All right. All right. All right. All right. That was fun. Newt yoga. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah, so I have a question. What is it? Spin it out, brother. Okay, if you had to pick one person from the group to survive in an apocalypse with, who would it be? I'd say Larry. I'd say Larry, too.

You could fill all my desires. Dude, Larry can, we could repopulate the earth. We could, like, laugh. We could have fun. We could create a giant dome or roll. us. A giant dome. A perfect little civilization while everybody else is crumbling apart. That's perfect.

I can mowal. We can make homunculus with like eggs and stuff from our, is our sperm. No, that grunculus is it a sperm. Our munkulus, yeah. So if you want to make a homunculus, it's like a little humanoid creature. It spawned from an egg and a piece of your DNA, which is you syringe it into the egg. Oh, the test tube, baby. And then you put it in the, yeah, it's a little egg baby.

A chicken human. A chicken human is spawned called homunculus. Yeah. If you ever seen Five Night's, I mean, Full Metal Alchemist. Five Night's out. Full Metal Alchemist

and there's a lot of homunculus in that show. Yeah. It's kind of awesome. You're a chicken with a human babyhead? Yummy, when you get your hell of fresh,

you can actually make your own homunculus. If you want, you can make your little baby. Who would you survive with the apocalypse with out of everyone here? Me? I guess both of you,

but, you're both. If you want. Who'd you pick? You hate both of them? I didn't know he said grunk, sorry. No, it's a good man. You'll go soon, don't worry, baby.

That's so hard to pick. Honestly, I'd flip a coin or like six-sided coin. Six-sided coin or dice. Literally equally. That is true. Like a dice. What would you? Who would you do? Because I think you're a pretty logical guy.

Who would you do? I'd you fuck. We can reach places. I'll look around. Yeah, but wait, what about the thing that, like, Larry may eat less and drink less, but what if it comes to, like, combat? You have to fight off a big... Yeah, what if you... I pick him up like a baseball bat and I'll swing him around.

It could happen when he's sleeping too, so he's a sleeping body. Also, I can push him down and he can be a distraction and I can run away. Oh, wow. Or I can get in between the legs and then I'll, like, tickle his nuts, and then you go on top and you... Yeah! Cracking him in the skull. The bisexual superpower. Yeah.

Like, I'll, like, get on my knees and I'll... Gofing it To the veers at home He's pickpocketing a troll full of gold He's not Yeah, he wasn't doing anything else I was actually crossing a rainbow It's with my little dog

Yeah, he was on his hands and knees Going to the gold bucket He was a mime stuck in a box Trying to get a drink of water From a hamster Or a hamster cage He was a hamster going in for a dinner Oh

Oh, okay He's reaching for it Whoa Oh. You're at home. Larry just pickpocketed someone's foreskin and got a bottle of water out of it. And we're going to pretend there's gamer subs in that water bottle. And we're going to say use code group for 10% off.

You can get the new surfer babe. She has boobs. And she has boobs. And she has boobs. And she has boobs. And she has ass. You fill up the sugar cup. You can see it all disappear.

All of her clothes. All of her skin. All of her meat. You just see your skeleton, too. It's a crazy cup. Yeah. Oh. People are asking about the album, too.

So that's like a. That's canceled. That's canceled. That's canceled. It's over. It's done. It's done. It's not going to happen.

We finished off. There was a huge fight behind the scenes. Like everyone, like all the artists we gathered just started to have like crazy beef with each other. And we can't do it anymore. Yeah, they chopped each other up in a little piece. Okay, wait.

Should we announce it? Yeah. The ending. We announce it. Yeah, so very much the demise, or unfortunately, Pat God was shot 27 times.

I was like, It was the ultimate pack It was the final pack He killed He said something out of line So out of fucking pocket 27 I can't even repeat

No I'll repeat RP right now He actually said Legg That's why your mother Was tap dancing In the kitchen With 15

But naked cockroaches Doing a luow on 6th street Doing a luau on 6th street And then Was that before Or after I shot you 27 times in the chest And then he pulled out of

And then he said it was actually before. Yeah. And then, okay, so here's the crazy part, though, because that's not even the crazy part of the store. The crazy part is that Cage was in the studio while this was happening. He actually got the recording of it. And then he sent it off to AV and AV's actually cutting it right now. He sampled it.

Oh, I forgot. He's sampling it. Yeah. Wait, Larry. Do you hear that? Wait, I just said to you. Wait, listen to it right now, live on stream. Oh, wait.

He's a little thing with the finger. The little thing with the finger. Your favorite John came on. Go. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wait. Yeah, he's bumping.

And then Kay's going like, Yeah. Yeah. It's like, Yeah. Back God's dead. Yeah. He's counting.

He's counting. He's counting. What do you count? Why are you counting? Oh, he's counting on 27. 27 shots. 27 shots. 28.

Oh, 29 extra credit. That was like, Avey's country was napalmed by the British government. Okay. Luckily, in New York. Luckily, he was. really bad recording of this. Avey was

he was sleeping on a net and he was going back and forth and then he rolled out of the net on an accident because there was a bunch of, there was a form of flies coming and he actually broke his neck and split open and it was really awful. And there was like, there was blood and the mosquitoes smelled it and then he was covering the mosquitoes and he flew away

to New York. They flew in. And the what we thought dynamic duo of Cajun Cam they got in like a crazy bad fight as well and like like they got kicked out of each other's. They got kicked out of the house. Now they live in Denny's.

And now they're building a new building actually. You know, they're always on the grind. You know, it's called the Maze Bank Tower. I don't know if you heard of it. Those YouTubers who dig in the forest and make an underground swimming pool mansion. It's all fake. It's all fake too. I could see them do that.

I 100% can see them do. That's so crazy. Except they make a little microphone out of like cement. Yeah. I have a whole studio inside of their walls. Like, actually, I do want to commend them for like being able to just like do shit. Like, dude, every time, here's like being friends with K's like, you call them up

and be like, yo, can you know what something? I'll be like, yeah, hold on, I'm painting like somebody's walls right now. Or like, hold on, I'm making a studio. Like, you're like, you know, like, you know, yeah, me and my baron just got finished. Putting in the air conditioning units and the president's suite of like the Hilton Cab. Yeah, it's always like some shit. It's crazy. I'm investing

into these vending machines and I'm going to Wendy's real quick. I'm going to buy stock. Have you ever heard of vending machines? They're crazy. It's a new hustle. It's new crazy. It's new, um, Speaking of music, Kanye West is back on the Instagram. He was, actually.

Yeah, he posted. He also replied to a meme, which was, what is your favorite hose setting? And there is either there's stream, there is jet, there's flower, and then there was mist, and he replied mist. So Connie's favorite hose setting is missed.

What does that mean? Your favorite hose setting? Oes, like the hose. They're water hose. Hose. The hose. The hose. The mist setting?

The most is fucking good I'm a big fan of mist setting It's just like it's crazy It's chill It's peaceful It's not it's not too rough You can plants It's very

It's like a pillow It's like a pillow It can soak them but not too much And actually I use jet I use jet on my flowers And just rip the pedals off With you You're just

You're like power watching You're so toxic Yeah you're power washing I spray the paint off of the flower petals And they're just like brown And sad They get no more Yep

They don't got no more yellow or purple paint on the... Aw. No more dye. No more dye. No more die. No more die. Anyways.

Speaking of, um... Speaking of what? Anyways. Speaking of flowers, we gotta get some more flowers for the beehive we have on RAS! Whoa! Yeah! Yeah.

I wish we were all over 21 and like every time someone would say like one word, we'll have to take a shot for that. I can't wait until like... Larry, are you... 24? Yeah. You're so old. You're an old man. I'm old. You're old. I got my beard out. You know what I'm saying?

Can I see you? Anyone else? Anyone else got some, um, some silly, some silly things to talk about? I got some more. We got a silly. We can do silly or whatever. I don't care, man. My cat got his balls cut off two days. That was pretty silly. That was a guy doing. Dude, he, it's kind of crazy because he's like a completely different cat. He did not. like me at all before. Now he likes me a lot. I don't know if it was like his hormones and all his big balls and everything made him not like me.

Did I ask how big of the balls were? Did they give you two in a jar? No, my God. They were not that big. Oh my God. I just had a remember we were playing and you showed me your can. The carpet you had had like a giant fucking stain because your cat dragged his balls. It was a big

fucking brown red stain. That shit was crazy. That shit, you had to be there. He was in the room. Biers are at home. Larry's lying. Liars are. No, but, yeah, he's been doing really good.

It's really funny, though, when he walks. He, like, wobbles. He, like, waddles his whole head around because the cone's, like, kind of heavy, which is really cute. All the blood rushes in his head. That first day, he wasn't able to get up and down the stairs, but now he can't.

Dude, it's hard for him to, like, eat and drink and, like, go to the bathroom and stuff, though, because the cone's so big, it, like, scoops. Yeah. Is there a cone around his ass? I don't get it. He doesn't eat. No, he doesn't eat.

out of his ass. Yeah, he does. No, he poofs out of it. Yeah, he does poop out of his ass. But when he, like, sits in the candidator box, he'll, like, have his head down, kind of. And it'll, like, be right there on the edge. What?

It's so funny, dude. Thank you for clarifying where poop comes from then. Yeah, he does poop out of his ass. No, he doesn't eat out of his ass. I was confirming. I was confirming. Like, anyways. Yeah, I have two funny pictures of him.

After he, yeah, whatever. I'll send him to cam. I'll say, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Mew.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of cats, I found my favorite cat

in the whole world recently. And it's the short, short hair oriental cats. They look, they look like goblin cats. They're,

they're so funny looking. Like, like, I want to rip his ears off. I want to, I want to, I want to ride him like a bike and just like,

turn his ears. and go, br-r-r-thro-r-r- They're expensive. They're like expensive. They're like three-grands. Yeah, I don't know why they look like that. Dude, that brother can hear anything in everyone in the room. Yeah, it can also smell everything. They just kind of look like yummy, too.

You really look at them. It's really looking at them. They don't. They kind of do. They do. Just a little bit. Wait, so, are the ears like a defect? Wait, hold on.

Let's do a comparison from Yumi to the Oriental cat. Hold the picture up again, grunt. Yeah, hold the picture up, grunt. Let's see if it looks like yummy. Viewers at home, Spotify listeners, we're doing our comparison here on YouTube of if the Oriental cat looks like yummy. Yep.

I see it. Oh my God. I can actually see it. That's exactly like yummy. Dude, that looks nothing like me. It's so easy to see. It's so easy to see. Yep.

I realize this is wrong. I just pulled a Grunk episode seven. So seven at full minutes and 53 seconds. It's when I have to go. I act crazy. Anyways. Anyways, guys, thanks for coming out. So today, my mother

came into my room and just gave me this and I cannot let it go. It's like an 88. You're high functioning. It's literally one of the best things. Dude, your mother watched the podcast. He's like, I've got to get scared out. If you were at home, Grunk received a fidget toy from his mother.

And now all of his ADHD and it's all of His tendencies are being Quenched by a weird-looking Or it actually made it worse Since you cannot stop using that. Now we're going to start hearing that little I'm trying to put it down for a long time

But I can't Yeah, I don't think Vegeter toys actually work So that you can't grab it at all Just eat it and you won't be able to like There you go Yeah that's good Holy fuck you just ate it

I had no idea where that thing has been Imagine you burps in here It was actually Your mom found it on like the side of the road And it was inside of babies I got this from a COVID hospital You can have it So I went to

This dog shop, and I thought you would like it. You said COVID hospital? I got this at the AIDS bank. Where they donate AIDS? They donate AIDS. You can make a withdrawal of three AIDS a day. Let me, Mays Bank. Holy shit.

The age bank, maids bank. You guys have any rejection stories? You rejection stories? You got rejected? Yeah. I don't like women. I think all the players. You can't get rejected if you don't shoot your shot.

Wait, hold on. Here's the thing, dude. Like, I don't know if it's because I'm a pussy or some shit, but I've never been, or I've never been the ones to ask out somebody. You're pussy. Really? Pussy?

Yeah. Tanner. You're not a pussy. I'm just surprised that you're, you're so big dick that girls asked you out. That's kind of cool. Right? I'm huge.

I'll rip through. No. But yeah. He's got a big dick, all right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Big things come in small packages. That's a real, it's a real quote by Gandhi.

Gandhi, Gandhi has some baked potato leather feet. Fuck Gandhi, dude, that guy is a dick He's dead Fuck Gandhi Dude, he did good things for the world He walked in the desert for like 40 years In nights days What do that do?

He didn't use salt Yeah, he had no flip-offs in those sandals Wasn't he was like a bunch of like Underage girls or some shit Like trying to That was Elvis Presley That was Elvis. No, it wasn't Prince.

No, it wasn't Prince No, it was like every popular Was it Elvis who married like a 15 year old? Yeah, it was Elvis. Elvis married a 14 year Yeah, he wasn't even like Pooh was in Pocahont like four and a half.

And Lewis and Clark were like 4,900. Yeah, and Amelia Earhart was actually 14. That's why she crashed into the goddamn jungle and never was found. You got to say. Back in the day, there was no Twitter. Yeah. All right, you can't get canceled for dating a 15 while you're 40. Also, a lot of times it was rock stars.

It was rock stars who would date fucking minors. Is that a real thing? I feel like we're just making that up. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's crazy. Like all, all people in,

like a position, a higher position with young fans. Everyone who idolize has done something awful. Including Larry. He did something terrible just two minutes ago. Larry did something real bad to me just now. You can't see it because he went under the desk. He's under the table. He went under the desk and then he came over to my house.

Okay, Tanner, hold on, hold on. Okay, wait. Imagine Larry came up out of a detainer's camera. I'd freak the hell out. That would be the ultimate bit. He just comes up right here. He's just playing a video through his actual. camera, it's simulating.

Yeah, he was here at my house the entire freaking time. We guessed what you're going to say to him, so he recorded that. That would have been absolutely absurd. You see like a copy of me, but the only difference is like a little pimple right here. And that's like the only way you can differentiate us. You see like some paint, like facial

paint. You know, like sweating? You know those guys where it's like a little person version of you? You can like kind of see like a zipper on your forehead. You don't zip it to gorilla? I don't know. It's great. What a strange episode is supposed.

And then you ask him if he has any boundaries as a creator. And then he sits down and talks. He sits down and his glasses. He puts his two hands together, fingertips. Stoly and starts doing the presidential hand motions. Mm-hmm. I do have a few boundaries. Yeah, that one what Larry's doing.

Yeah, it's a little out more. A little bit more. There you go. There you got. Yeah, that's like the, that's the evil empire. Speaking of, speaking of presidents, this guy's not going to see 2024. That's all I'm going to say.

He is so... Whoever are you talking about? I'm gonna fucking... Whoever am I talking about? The only president that's 107 years old. I think President Nixon from Futurama would be doing a better job right now in office. I don't know.

Dude, if Joe Biden drinks tea that's a little bit too hot, he dies. Like, dude, he's old. Here's what I think what's gonna happen. They're gonna make... Can't blur that word out. We're gonna get completely swat in about 10 minutes. No, what happened?

You can say that. He's just a person. he's just a guy dude wait he is just a normal guy he's just a really old white nuts he fell off a bike when he was standing he does that wrinkle old

the fucking white nuts dude I bet you he batwinks like a fucking the video the video of him just randomly turning around and following an ice cream truck that was so clearly and it's so funny to watch Taco Get yourself some chocolate chocolate chocolate

Read that line again end quote In quote read that line again I just love all we're making fun of the president in the United States right now. There was like another one where like he was like showing his fucking cue card that had all the instructions of like, I don't know.

Like what to do? Yeah. Walk on stage. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody even like nobody argues about our president. Like with Trump, everybody argues about Joe Biden.

Everybody just makes fun of it. Everybody only makes fun of them. There were something that popped up in news. There's some people that support Joe still right now. I'm pretty sure. But there was a vote that said 80% we're not going to vote for him next to election. There was a poll

He's Louise 80% were not going to vote for He said he was going to run again But 80% said they weren't going to vote for This might get bleeped out But did you hear what he did just recently You know the whole Hunter Biden thing right Hunter Biden

His corporation Corpination He invested something with his like He invested a ding to doink He invested $1.7 billion into a Chinese company that President Biden just donated like 50 billion gallons of

oil too from our emergency reserve I'm about to go pull out my Chinese Joe Biden shirt because that shit is so relevant right now. That is actually real. Oh my God. He actually did that. I mean let me see if I could find

the video. It was real. It wasn't even fake. Didn't China have Joe or Hunter Biden's laptop and they like pardoned him and it was fine? Like he just got off like free. I don't even remember. Listen Hunter Biden sends his father Joe Biden. born links and all that is real that's real that's real that's real there's pictures of it and all joe biden respond like a porn link all joe biden responds with it like he shares the way listen listen listen listen listen

listen listen is listen hold on so the other day biden sold five million barrels of oil to china out of our emergency reserves yeah that makes sense now if you think that was bad turns out that the chinese company biden sold the oil to is connected to his son hunter so the chinese company syno peck is entirely owned by the Chinese communist government and Hunter Biden's firm, Ph.R partners, bought a $1.7 billion stake in that company seven years ago. Look, I know

Hunter Biden. That is so funny. That's so funny. That's bad. Oh, there goes our oil. There goes our oil. This is his way of fixing the gas. Hunter Biden has cracking oil now in his reserves. It's awesome. And he loves the Communist Party

apparently. I want to see more political cartoon. of Joe Biden because I don't see enough I see all I saw all of them with Trump but I'm getting yeah I see a lot

with Joe Biden and like oil I'm getting super because I agree with anything that's being said they're just funny to look at like the way

they depict Joe Biden or Donald Trump is just so funny to me like he's old wrinkly with this huge war like this comically sized the year

and his hair is like fucking massive yeah his hair is like flat wave you massive and like politics are fun only if you're not

like Hassan Avi if you're not if you're not Yeah. If you don't make the worst. I'm not super invested. I just like laughing at, like, watching people and like, I think, I think it's funny. Yeah. If you get so, like, worked up and bad. Only if you don't make the worst it takes possibly live on Twitch called Hassan. Sanaovi, then you're fine.

It misses me when I invite two ladies over to my house and make them watch TikTok. Make them rate women. Make them rate women. Like, what do you, is she hot? Looks at them, the complete sign. What would you do to her? Is she hot? Uh, uh, I'll remember. Whoa. That's so cool.

La la la la la la. Before the end, we should talk about what I'm going to get to eat because I'm hungry. What are you going to eat? What are you going to eat? I don't know. Chili's baby bake ribs. I can't eat right now. That hot dog is back.

Baby back. Baby back. If I were you, I would be in the mood for world's biggest wings. I love wings. He just got wings yesterday. Okay, well, I want to get wings. Okay, you can get wings.

Nick said to wait until Friday, and I think I'll get wings today. Just get wings right now. What is he going to do? Fly home with COVID and stop you? Why do you say to wait until Friday to wait until Friday to have been eating wings a lot? We've been eating lemon pepper wings, to be exact. I only need lemon pepper wings. You're addicted to like lemon pepper wings.

I don't get it. I'm not addicted to like once. I want to talk about this because I'm very passionate about them. No, I know you are. These are mine. But what's it like being. so passionate about like a food where you just always talk about it. It's pretty good, honestly.

It's like less worrying than having to like sell oil to like China or something. No, that's true. That's real. That's actually true. Anyways, that's going to be the end of this episode. I'm pretty sure. I think we're like an hour and 12 minutes right now. Before we start before we end, I want to take a photo or like I want someone to take a photo of all of us flexing. Because we're going to start working out like no fucking other.

We are. And then we're going to come back in a few weeks on the podcast. And then we're going to be flexing again. We're going to do it again, okay? Everyone's smile. Everyone flex. I'm not even working out. Just do it anyways.

Just do it anyways. Okay, why is Larry kind of like huge? I'm trying to get there. Yeah, Larry's. I'm wearing a sweatshirt, so you can't really see me. All right. Just taking all much drink. Well, you guys, keep flexing as I do the outro.

All right, thank you guys so much for listening in. Shout out of gamers subs. They have a new cup coming out as you are listening to this. Go check them out. Group, to a code group, 10% off. and we will see you guys next week hopefully hopefully with all of us here i don't know maybe nick will pass away maybe he'll just kidding okay i'll see you guys later goodbye