The Group Chat - #19 - You laugh You deepthroat a "Frank's Glizzy"

Episode Date: July 22, 2022

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Come one, come all. Welcome to episode three of the group chat podcast. I am joined by my lovely friends overnight oats and strawberry parfait from Starbucks. Just kidding. Tanner Grunk. Nick Yummy and Nick. Just kidding. Nick Yummy and Larry.

Nick Yommy Grunk. Larry. Tanner Grunk. Nick Yommy. Larry Nick. And just kidding. Nick's not even here, dude. Nick's not here again because when he's left the group, he quit.

He quit. He's being in the only. He also is on a no-frey. fly list after charging the cockpays. He was slamming on the cockpit. That guy started charging the car. I feel like that. Nick has been stolen.

He's been taken away. He's been taken away from us by the, from the, by the Taliban and the, um 13, too. M13. We wish him the best in his endeavors, but that will not stop us from recording a podcast episode. Hell no, it won't. The Taliban can never stop us from recording a podcast. Talban knows nothing about the Here's the thing, check.

Here's the thing, here's the thing, guys. All the money, all the proceeds are going to go to Nick's bond and they're, they're, well... Okay, so the price is kind of high. It's like, I don't know, like 13 mil, something like that, but, you know, it's fine. We'll get Nick back at some point, okay? We'll bail them out.

It's okay. This podcast is the only reason. Next week's episode by GamerSups. Big. And we are neck deep into Christmas in July, guys. It is... You're not going to Christmas. Here, Christmas.

We're having some Christmas specials. First of all, the most important thing. Dude, gamer, gamer subs. Sam's coming. He's dropping off the new cup. Inside of the chimney. He's dropping off the Shark Girl Cup. It's a hot.

Schallat had a new cup come out too, which looks really good. It's already sold out, Grung. Big Basingas. Listen. I guarantee he's already sold out. Your dad wouldn't, he'd love. He'd like the Shark Cup. He'd like the Jay Shleg Cup.

The two for one. But guys, no. Hold on. 24th. By the 24th, we are doing this huge thing where you're spending $35, you get the free Shark Girl Cup. Oh, that's right. Hold on. I ain't even done.

I ain't even done. There's more. There's different tiers. There's fucking spend $50 you get a Wifu shirt. I'm talking, you spend $100 you get a free Wifu gaming sleeve. I'm talking, when you got a wipe your nose, you use that gaming sleeve all over that girl's boobs. No. Spend $150.

There's more. Say, Isaac, what else is there? We got to spend $200 to get a free Wifu hoodie. But wait, Billy Mays, OxyClean, there's more. You spend $200 to get everything listed before for free. Everything. You're telling me this is. It's stacks.

It's stackable. I'm talking. I'm talking. Get yourself some gamersuffs. Get yourself and use code 10%. If you just stack, you'll get all of those items. You literally just keep stacking. You'll get like a lot of it.

Yep. It's fucking absurd. I'm going to take this podium real here quick. Again, we miss our baby boy Nick. Man, they sense this video, man. He don't look too good. We just try to get him back, man. They literally, they know that he's lactose intolerant.

They started feeding him milkshakes, man. It's the worst. They brought goats in and started milking him in front of him. I swear to God. He's in the hospital. He's in the hospital? He's like, look, man, I don't know how long we're going to be in here, but I have my family in here.

I'm my girlfriend. It was just so hard. I was just something bad is happening. I had my uncle come in. He was giving me some drip. He was giving some AC drip, you know? What? I was just trying.

I'm just trying to survive and you. You guys got to do the podcast without me one more time. One more time. The next time I'll be a spirit. Next time I'll be a spirit. Okay. I'll be there with you in spirit. Next time I'm a ghost with angel wings and a demon.

That's right. And a demon. Listen, guys. On a real note, though, this episode is brought to you by Landlords of America. If you're a landlord, you're upcharging a single family of four, single mother, that is, in an inner city where it's hard to survive, we salute you. You keep upcharging that rent. You're doing God's work. That's right.

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Or something like crazy Like ruin your house You never Man I do want to bring light And shed light onto the fact That I was not kidding I am joined by my friends

Oats and strawberry parfait And I'm about a grub Is it real? You always eat during these Why? I'm never a dog What is the last word you said What?

Am I being like targeted here? What's going on? We got beef. We got beef. Dude, I see it as disrespectful when you eat during these. Really? Whoa.

You want to do me a favor, grown? Do you want to do me a favor? You take advantage that you don't have to show your face. No, no, no, talk to the hand. I'm a dumb. I don't know. Damn straight. Lyre would eat.

Lair would eat during the podcast. That's what I'm saying. If I had a big friend of me, a big wet frank. Lemon pepper. Lemon pepper. Lemon pepper. Wait. A big wet, John.

Me? You've still thrown away? No, I haven't. Yeah, exactly. No, but I'm saying if I had it in front of me, I would. You know what I just realized? Go ahead. We're over five minutes into this podcast,

and we haven't even addressed the fact that half of us in here have beards. Full beards. Don't enjoy it. Don't even bring it out. Blur it out. What are you talking about? Leap it out, blur it out. We got no beards on.

This is fucking a real. Man, shut that. If anything, we should address that why Larry got a shysie on. I don't know what kind of fucking gangbanging he's doing. Whoa! Just because I'm a shysing, I mean, I'm gang bang. You gang banging, brother. You're talking about.

I know you are. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen. I got a shy see a while back. Okay, listen, I've been having this thing for a while now. I have not taken this shit off. Every since I got it from the, I got in the mail.

There stains all over there. Dude, this shit. It looks like ye. Oh. I'm not going to lie. This shit kind of stink, but it's fun. I'm with the gang. I'm with the gang.

Wait, you shower in that thing? For real? I do shower in this. I'm not going to lie. I do shower in this. I go out in the fucking Texas heat with this shit on. I do everything with this on, okay? Yep.

I know you're robin sores. You're robin sores. Honestly, you haven't more... You've been confident during this entire podcast. I'll be real. Yeah. You know what the fuck to do. And let me know if eating is a real problem.

I'm still hung up on that drunk. I'll beat the shit out of you. Who would win in a fight? Grunk or Isaac? I have my money on Isaac. Isaac would literally go up to Grunk and start. I don't know. Just like twisting Grunk's head off of medial.

Grunk looks a little kind of, he looks kind of badass with the, with the goatsies guy. He's like a sleeper fighter. Grunk looks like a race. He's one of those sleepy joes. I've been secretly, I've been secretly boxing like for three years.

Here's a good, here's an analogy for you and only you, because only you would get this that will help you understand our power difference. You could be Do Flamingo. Whatever the fuck, I could be trough a figgle-wiggle-law. You know what I'm saying? I beat the shit out of you.

What are you saying? Grunkey, you look like a racist dad from the southern era. You could be catfishing. You could be catfishing and look at somebody like, wait, okay, I do kind of look like I had catfish or something. You get catfish. You're a catfisher. Also a racist dad.

You like that one. You look really racist. You look so racist right now. Larry, do you feel like, do you feel like, Do you feel like he would like do something to you? I feel personally attacked. I don't be honest with you. I feel like Grunk is already saying shit to me.

I don't know. I can tell. What have I said? You know, you're saying it by your fucking face, grunk. I'll just be honest with you. Whoa. Okay.

Don't put that in. Actually, don't put that in. Put a bleep in. What are they saying? Just keep it in. It's fine. It's fine. Vile things.

This is also sponsored by, incline IPA, Marion Barry. Dude, absolutely. Not sponsored by that, man. We're not sponsored by Marion Barry. I'm drinking it. It's pretty good. I got a nice buzz off of it.

Hand it off to the underage guy. Let him take a sip. Here, let me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Long way. Long way. No, no, do it again. Do it again.

Do it again. No, you had it the right way. Yeah. Wrong way. Thanks, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Big T's just give a minor or some alcohol, guys. You heard of his first. I'm impressed by that I'm impressed by that For the audio listeners Well you fucking suck first of all

Yeah I really I love you guys man I love you guys so much I'm growing my hitter fan base right now I'm on my shit I'm on Cody I'm gonna take some pills you know

That's totally Tylenol Trust me I know He's taking aspirin man I can't believe it Live on the podcast Don't do that Oh Isaac's still mad about eating on the podcast He's like talking with a mouthful

Yeah dude I eat I'm chewing angrily. Like, I almost bit my lip. Isaac has $400 with a food on his lap at all times in a Discordgo. I don't know how he does it. I literally have a strawberry yogurt and like the world's small container of home meal. Don't forget about yesterday. We had a giant chicken burger, a Thanksgiving meal.

Oh, my God. Just absolutely every food imagine. I'm going to put the audio listeners, the visual listeners, watchers on on the shit Mediterranean food. Or like, like, like, like Middle East food. Get you a big bowl of some. like gyro-like lamb meat. I'm talking chicken, Schwarma.

I'm talking that chicken... That sounds gross. Like, Schwarmes sounds like something you'd find on your foreskin. And Schorma's so good. You're a hater for what? You said,

foreskin? Yeah. I'm cut, I'm cut, dog. Yeah, nice dog. Dude, nice job by attacking an entire group of people

over shoes. I can't believe you're fucking weird. No, Schwama sounds like a nasty word. Like, that is a gross ass word. But if you look at it, it's just meat on a stick

and you carve it. Oh, I've seen those videos. Those are cool. Oh my, well, the way he switches when he doesn't hear, oh, those videos. Yeah, Google Fuge, of course. Let's do it. Oh, let's do it.

No, but his swarmer is a nasty. It's just a gross part. Oh, man. Danters, I got it disappeared. He's got it off an accident. He shaved and grew it. He just was like, so fast it hurts. Every time he screams, he grows a beard bag if it disappears.

Oh my God. It's real. I don't listen to us at home. You're missing out. I don't know why you're listening, man. Dude, this shit looks real. It does. It never does.

Dude, it's unreal. Larry's got a big racist go to you on. I went on a hate rat before this, actually. I went to Twitter to take it out on everybody who I didn't agree with. A hell no. Oh, yeah, we got his cops. Dude.

I got double cups, dude. Oh, yeah. Dude. Do you all those from my fucking Red Robin? Where did you get those? About these plastic cups on Amazon, I'm now officially a homeowner. You're now officially a restaurant. I've seen those in restaurants, dude.

Plastic cups, you have to own, like, a huge tallboy plastic cup if you have a house. Tall boy. Just a tall boy in your house. Yeah, it's got to have, like, soap stains all over. It's got to have, like, bite marks in it. It's got to be, like, real fucking nasty. And, like, kind of like, a melted bottom where it's, like, a little drip, but it's, like, hardened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it, like, you accidentally put in the dish. It's so hot in there. It like melts a little bit. Dude, that happens. So it's kind of deformed one time. That happens? It happens. Yeah.

It turns white and it like bends down a little bit. It's so hot. It doesn't like melt to the point where it like deforms, but it like It decolars and like it warps. It's weird. It's like this like really. Yeah. There's little like.

Actually one of these one of these deformed in the dishwasher. It'll deform. It'll like it'll like turn an oval. Is that a circle? It'll turn oval and you're just like you're trying to like find out a way. Yeah. Oh. Anyways, guys, I'm gonna be real.

I'm a man of honesty over here. Me and my others, we keep it a buck 50 on the streets. We don't have any topics. You want me to direct my attention over here to... No, let me segue. How does Tanner's grow such a sexy hot beard? Did you plan that, Tanner, to, like, put the beard on

because I said that in the thing? No, not at all. I'm four drinks in right now. Oh, wait. I didn't plan a damn thing. I have, like, an actual beard on. Look. Instead of this?

yesterday I just typed in like how to stand out such a sexy beard today his beard is like three times is full it's thick if my beard was this full

I would be perfectly fine but actually hold on I have a mustache see I have a mustache I have a little bit sexy subble going on I don't know why

I just wait for I wait for everything to grow out right so everything's like even and then I leave the mustache and I only do it like a oh my god and I only do like a one

like a one trim and I leave the mustache so that's how I get the sexy mustache right here. Does your dad have a beard? My dad's got a goate. He's a goate kind of guy. My dad also has a goatee.

Yeah, once you reach a certain age, you goate mode for a little bit. Man, what the fuck? Racist dad doesn't have any people here at all. Oh, we know. My dad has a goatee too. Your dad's bald with a goatee and a shotgun. He's always watching the family.

My dad's Mexican, dude. He's a big beer belly. Tanner, have he been to Larry's house? I always walked around with like a belt full of like, with like a hammer. I've never been to, I've never been to Laird's house, but his dad always watches the cameras

with a shotgun in his hand. Just waiting to shoot somebody. Yeah, he's waiting to shoot somebody. Lerner's house is always party central, always waiting to shoot somebody, and always a niece is over. That's literally just the vibe I get.

And it's always happens. Every time I ask him, he's like, he's like, I got nieces. I'm not like my aunts over. And then the shock. My aunts sleeping in my bed.

I can't play right now. My aunt's sleeping is my bed. I can't stream. Sorry, I don't know what the fuck. I don't know why, but they just come over and that's just how it is. That's a crazy family dynamic. Listen, Mexicans be...

They're always doing something. They're always. We reproduce. All right. We reproduce. That's just how it is. But yeah, my dad... I respect it, though.

That's kind of funny to have. The dad loves watching UFOs. He thinks it's real. He always tells me, Larry, Larry, look. I bet you it is. Fake-ass UFO. I'm like, damn! You saw that.

And then I go to my room. Damn, look at that. Your dad's probably going to see and is recommended in one of those gnome videos. is like one of the goblin videos. Oh my God. The little, like the story goes crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little midget. A little midget, like, a little dark figure

like running across the screen. The baby turns around, the baby's like, yeah, she can play soccer, and the little widget comes around, and he's like, oh my God, look, Mira, me, look, look, he. Messia, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, me, me, me, me,

Bernard, Bernando, Renano, Mess, Bernando. He loves, he loves, It's either that or like it's like cartel beheadings or some shit. Oh my God. Dude. Your dad's paranoid as hell. Is your dad?

No, my. I've gone to the level of where he can just balance a beer on his gut. Oh, he's like washing cartel beheadings with the beer on his gut. Dude. Oh my God. They put the big place of food right on the stomach. My mom has a really funny photo of him where he's like, he has like a plate of like fucking tacos on his belly. And then he has a beer in his hand.

He's a beer in his hand. And he's watching deer hunting. That's really That's a dad Holy Jesus Oh my God Yeah no I'm not gonna lie

It's kind of badass And then like Like you kind of go out to the kitchen To get like a glass of juice or something He's just like He's like He goes out of the shotgun From like inside of his recline

You guys like Going on Yeah no It's funny My dad When we were getting robbed On time Our truck was getting robbed

At night He took out like a fake gun And he pointed at the guy and it was like a, it was like a pelagon, he wouldn't shoot. So his idea, his big brain idea, was getting a sandwich, slapping on the ground, yelling. So he was like, trying to shoot it. It was like stuck. So he's going, bah!

Ah! Oh! Oh! And the guy that started running and shit. You say sandal or sandwich? A sandwich or a sandal? Okay, you said sandwich. You said sandwich.

You said sandwich. You said sandwich. You said sandwich the first time. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. I don't even like sandwiches. I'll be honest with you. I do not like sandwiches.

I don't want the shit right now. You couldn't even eat like a BLT? No. Why? What's the fucking is the BLT? The closest thing to a sandwich is probably like a panini. A panini? That is a sandwich.

That's just the first topic. Is that a sandwich? Oh, then huge. The first topic is Larry being the pickest eater I've ever met in my life. You're a piece of shit. You've already discussed this, man. I think we have. We might have.

No, but I don't know the full extent of it besides like condiments. So like how far does it actually go? What is your favorite food of all time to eat? So I know that, like, Mexican food is. is like very sauce heavy, right? Yeah. You can have a lot of sauces on a lot of things. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, how do you feel about that kind of stuff? I mean, I don't put a lot of sauce in my shit. I kind of just keep it sort of... Like, do you like enchiladas? I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, yummy. I do. I do like tacos?

Do you like cheese? Do you like modellas with cheese? Do you like modellas and nachos? Coca-Cola? I'm genuinely crazy because I'm, you talked about what your mom clicks before, and I know it's like... Like, I've never said enchiladas. I've never said enchiladas, I have sauce with it and it's a Mexican food.

Do you like tacos? You like tachos? You like tachitos as well, Larry? Do you eat that with tachis and and tukkola? How do you feel about tawhine? How do you feel about border chips? Border chips?

What are border chips? There is a brand of chips that's like the brand name and under it says border chips. Are you talking about... Over the border? Over the border chips. Over the border chips. They made chips in stores? Yeah.

Yeah. I think they're called Juanitas. No, that's a completely different brand. Really? They called Juanita. Yes. On the border? On the border chips.

On the border chips. On the border. Not over the border. On the border. They can't get them. They can't get off me. They're still on the chips now. They're on it.

So that's as far as they're going to get. Let me tell you right now. They throw the bags of chips and so many runs off with them. Smuggle a bag of chips over the border. Come on the border. Border's not that tall. You can throw that shit over. You can't like you know.

Larry? Yeah, jump it. Larry? Because I know because I'm Mexican. I don't know what do you want to do. I can imagine Larry like digging under it. Like a little fucking bear. Yeah, like a little like a Looney Tune scary.

Crossing the border is scary. I will not lie. It's pretty fucking scary. There's like always window cleaners. There's always these guys like, selling toys and shit. Really? Yeah, it's fucking littered.

Wait, on the border? Yeah. On the side? On the U.S. side of the Mexican side. On the Mexican side. Oh, yeah. The Mexican side will be.

They are all fronts. They are all fronts. There's no way you're just going to set up shop. Well, like the Americans coming in. Yeah, those are guys are probably American. They're setting up shops for tourists. And they're like, oh, hola. They put on a little hat, probably.

They give them like a little like taco maybe. Dude, it's like turning so incredible. What? No, it's Americans, not Mexicans. They're trying to bring in the tourists. What are you talking about? Listen, I'm talking about Mexican dudes trying to wipe your wind.

And they don't even ask. They do it. And then they're in Mexico. Yes, they're in Mexico. They live in Mexico. They try to charge you. They try to charge you. They try to charge you after they're done cleaning.

They try to charge you after. They just unconsensually fucking clean that bitch up. And then they, charge you. Dude, literally. Here's this because you never know

if this motherfucker is like the low-ranking criminal of like a fucking huge cartel. Al-Menche. Mollefo-Fuque. El-champo's on the Mexican border.

The lowest criminal is El Mente. You get it wrong. Is it El Mety? Oh, El Metscho. Oh. Elementio. Elevencho.

I'm going to get killed. I'm going to get killed. You're not. The Mexican cartel. doesn't exist. They're not really. That little scam that they have running over there. Stop doing it, Tanner. I'm going to lose my my mind at the fourth time. What is he doing? He keeps on, I'm streaming. I'm streaming. He does the ear thing. It's like a tick.

No. No, no. That's not at my goddamn door. Okay. No, no, that's true. That's true. Dude, they're real. The Mexican cartels real. The Mexican cartels real. That was a joke. You're just about to say the Mexicans. They're real. Larry's, Larry's real. Let's just leave it at that. Okay. Okay. Anyway, the window scam Where they clean the windows and then try to charge you It was a lot like a bunch of major cities do that too Except it's not windows, it's mixed tapes

No, no in New York They have like this mascots that walk around They take a picture and they will make sure that you get money Or you Spider-Man was trying to jerk me off in New York Get money Yeah, yeah Remember when Austin we saw that guy like

Was like a window cleaner and we're like Okay we got to run this red light I don't want to like talk to him And we were like, didn't we do that I don't remember We were going to Red Robin because Red Robin was like closed but we didn't know that we're on our way

to Red Robin Applebee's Applebee's yeah I remember now Applebee's night that was insane we couldn't find anywhere to eat and then I turned right on a four-way intersection Yeah he turned right jersey slid on foot And then we saw a guy cleaning windows and we're like we gotta run this red light I do not want to tell I was like genuinely scared I didn't want to like have this guy clean our windows You went to Applebee?

I think those were no Applebee's it was fucking No we did a Buffalo Wild Wings Yeah Buffalo Wild Wings that was the restaurant They're like, yeah, guys, take out only. We're like, yeah, they kicked like 30 people out. It was literally when we came in, bro. Yes, they kicked 30 people out. They missed out on like hundreds of dollars.

It was really funny when Isaac, he turned it in a big silver rod. It was like, eh, and he's like, oh, okay. There's a good correction, though. God blushed that car. If they didn't honk, I would have kept going, and we were always seen headlights, like, looking at it. Shit, dude, we actually probably would have. It was kind of confusing.

I'm not going to lie. There's a lot of lanes over there in Austin. Texas driving is not that bad. Texas driving compared to Washington driving. You guys have two lane. We have a one lane going this way, one lane going that way, and that's the entire Washington. We'll gloss over it, but,

yummy, I heard you say on an idiots and car episode that you were like way scared. You're like so scared of two lane streets. Yes, bro. Two lane roads. Are you serious? Are you serious? Every time I'm on a two lane road now, I'm freaking out.

Don't freak out. They're some of the most dangerous, like, roads to drive on it. Yeah. Oh, we drive on over here. What are you talking about? Two lane roads. Two lane roads. Yes.

No, like, like this, Larry, like. Yeah, like that. Like my road. Right there. All of my roads are like this. People try to pass you. People try and pass you. And there, you never, because people, in my road, there's a corner that has a blind spot.

And people literally always try and challenge that corner by passing the slowest driver. And you never know when another car is going to come around the corner. fucking destroy you. They're really dangerous, man. They're dangerous as fuck. You can't see. The main road I take to get to like everything is a two-way road. And like it's full of curves and blind spots and stuff.

And it's like after watching that video and Yomi said that, I'm like, what if someone just goes past the yellow lines and slants to my car? I was trying to, I passed someone for the first time two days ago. I was like, all right, I think I can do this.

And I see, I see a car come around the corner. I was like, I like, go back. I was so terrified. You like, do,

do, do it. Do, do it. Like, Wait, you're telling you... You pass people on double yellows? Yes, people do that all the time in my town. That's not legal.

Because I live in... I live in the woods. There's no cops on my road driving to my house. There's no cops. People will always pass on double yellow. The bell in the office for the one-crime of month that happens over there. This is like a big of his crime in the area. Oh my God, this guy's crossing like fucking double lines.

Holy shit. Arrest him. Yeah. I was behind a garbage truck. It backed up cars like on the same two two lane road. It backed up cars like so far. And I finally got to the front because people were just passing on the double. Yeah.

And like I was I was doing it. I'm like, should I do it? I don't know. What if the car comes as I'm doing it? And I did it. I committed. Wait, were they stopping for trash? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, then yeah. In that case, you can do that. You can do that. Well, you have to, it's hard because they're big trucks. Like they're very wide. So you have to make sure there's no one on the other side or else. Same thing happens with mail.

Like, it's a small town. It's kind of annoying. Yeah. It's always on Thursdays. Thursdays afternoon. Except for Thursdays. Except for Thursdays. I'm watching Fall Guys video right now.

Sorry, guys. You guys want to hear a cool song? Oh no. Holy fuck. Wait. That's no way. It's copyrighting. Don't play it.

Hey. Wait. I'm in the house. Hey. I just hop on a new foreign. I just hop on a new foreign. This is audio cancer. This is audio.

This is audio. Clizzy. I'm going. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going. We just got a little taste of the fall guy. We hope that you guys are in a drive-thew right now, and the workers can hear us rapping real...

Rapping over fall guys. That's crazy. Did you just see us in the car? You think people listen to this shit in their cars? Yeah, I do. I do that. I feel like I got a shot. I don't.

I made that because I feel bad just playing his audio on. What's his name? His name is June. His last name is going to be very interesting to pronounce. June... Don't say his last name. June jizzle? June jizzle?

What? Jizzle? Jizzle? I don't know. It's June J-I-S-L-E. June Jizzle. June Jizzle. June Jizzle.

June J-Jizzle. June. I don't know. I heard that on my TikTok, I started. Mm. Mm. Mm. Okay.

Mm. Oh. Hey. A. A. I said, That's ridiculous. Jump in the Cadillade.

Goose. Put some eyes on it. Anything you want. Okay. Sorry. Oh, I have a good question for Tanner. Oh, this is real. This is real.

I didn't do anything. I was literally just like genuinely curious. You have a problem like in your brain. So you always talk about how Washington is so horrible, so boring. So just absolutely miserable to live in. Only my part of it. Okay. So your part specifically.

Let's say you met a nice young lady in your town and you fell in love with her. What would be your ideal dream date in your area? What would be fun to do in your area? What would you do? True. Since there's nothing. If I, in my town, if I had to do anything with a girl, if a woman, if wanted to go on a fine dining date, we would either have to go to our local sushi shop that's like cheap and it gave me food poisoning. That's our only food.

That's our only choice of like sushi fine dining. Or if not sushi, then we'd have to go to fucking Wendy's. And then they suck already. There has to be somewhere else, man. Oh, we could go to a run down movie theater that literally, my car got broken into the last time I went there and I never went there ever again. What did they steal?

What did they steal from that car? Dude, they stole my fucking like a duffel bag full of my gym clothes and like my fucking lifting shoes. What a haul. My dad went to that same movie theater and got his entire iPod stolen and radio stolen. Oh. His radio out of his car.

Radio out of his car. They unscrewed everything. It took his radio and his iPod. How does that once go? I just sit in silence You know that one? It's fucking What did you just say? I don't know

You got so exciting I was like One silence You sit in silence It's literally that one song From 21 5th It's like

It's like a cringe It's a bad song It was good It was a good If you go to that movie theaters You're gonna get robbed And Movie theaters is it?

No no No Yeah I'll tell you I'll tell you exactly My entire town and my entire city and my entire rapturous and everything. You know what I would do in Washington? I would go log chopping. That's all you can do in Washington.

You can either go to a sweet. What about like bird watching? No, you can actually go on a boardwalk. You can like look at birds. A boardwalk? Are you, what is that? A boardwalk is like a deck. Yeah, there's trees and there's bugs.

Dude. A boardwalk. No, boardwalk are you talking about like, that's like beach shit, man. Yeah, we have beaches. We have shitty beaches, but we still have boardwalks. But the only thing on the boardwalk is trees, bugs, and birds. I was about to say that, I mean, Washington is the last place on planet Earth

that I'd expect for there to be a boardwalk. No, our boardwalk is literally nothing. There's nothing on our coast. There's nothing on our coast. Right now. No, it's like right there. No, Alaska's so goddamn far. Alaska is literally right here.

Washington's right here. There's still a coach on Washington. You know what you thought? Dude, yummy, shut up. You got to Canada first to go to. How many Americans do you can fit in Texas? How many Alaska's? American can fit in?

What are you speaking? You bring up a good point. How many Texas fit in the USA? How many Mexicans? You are so dumb. It is a 42-hour drive from Washington to Alaska. 2,289 miles. You can go through Canada to fucking Alaska.

You've got to go through Canada. You've never seen America with my eyes. God bless. This is America. Don't get you stripping. This is America. It is so far. Dude, I can fit 14 Washington's inside of the U.S. at least.

What the f-oh. He would? You could probably fit like 50, no cap. More than 50. 51? Washington's? You guys want to drive from Washington to Alaska? You know how long my drive is if I have to do anything remotely fun?

Two hours. I have to drive two hours do anything remotely fun. That's the nearest fucking mall. That's the nearest fucking movie theater. Wait, wait, wait. Can you describe the malls as Washington? That's the nearest Chipotle. I have to drive two hours against the malls in Washington.

What do you, I got? What kind of source I got? We got fucking dicks. We got dicks. We got dicks 40 goods. We got, fuck, we got GameStop.

I don't know. Barns and Noble. GameStop. We do got a Barnes & Noble that has nothing but Dyer ever went to get fucking books. Are you watching a Fall Guys video or SpongeBob? What is that? Turn it off. It's fall guys.

You are watching a fall guy's video. Turn it off. I can see your TV. Are you pointing? Sorry, folks. I'm watching somebody play Fall Guys I'm watching it through his sunglasses, the reflection right now. Turn it helps me think.

Okay, hold on. No, it does not. You say like ADHD or ADHD or something. I either have Fall Guys or Juanitas. What? That's my town. That's my town. I just like docked to my town. Is that real? What the fuck?

You can't see it in my glasses, Bradley. You're fine. Someone open a notepad and tell him to blur that because I got too many things. Stop! All right. We don't need to blur it. We're fine. It's fine.

It's fine. I was just looking up Juanitos because there's like a food called Juanitos. Listen, the chicks. I praying called a GameStop one time and the worker got so mad at me and he was like, he was seething. I forgot, it was subcurrent, like,

meme like a year ago, but I just kept repeating it over and over and over again. And he stayed on the phone with me for about 10 minutes and he was just so pissed. What a fucking pussy? The most sane GameStop worker, I like fucking, the most sane game stop worker. What game were you trying to buy?

What are you trying to buy? What are you trying to buy like Animal Crossing? He wasn't by, he was trolling. I don't know. You were just trolling? I forgot to do Star 67, so he had my phone ever, and he was like, if you call this store again, I will contact the police. And I was like, if you contact this store again,

I called the store called GameStop. I called the store twice. Oh, GameStop. This is the response. No, I'm going to be real. It is 2022. If you work at a GameStop, please. Dude, a GameStop.

Anywhere else. I actually trending right now. I see nobody buying no more physical. Dude, GameStop literally let us. GameStop literally like. And I'll go ahead, man. Yeah? Oh my God.

Yeah, one second. Minecraft. No, Isaac, you can, you know, it's fine. You can do whatever you want, man. Wait, hold on. You got the bigger voice. Yeah, I'm recording a podcast. Minecraft.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, it's okay. You can go ahead. Dude, I want to get drunk as, drunk as hell. Man, I want to get drunk and nasty. I'm already drunk. I just finished my first white claws. They were chilling.

Wait, actually. It looked like a white claw, too. That's the milk. That's the milk out of the can? What is that? No. It's actually. It's just.

Korean Bev. It's so good. Milk? What is it? How does you learn about it? That looks cute. It's got milkies. It's milk and yogurt.

It's, it's milk and yogurt flavor. And it's like, it sounds, babies, what the hell? It sounds absolutely disgusting, but it is so good. It's just like, it's just like yogurt in a, yeah, it's like the Chobani drinks. Yeah.

Where'd you get it? Where'd you, where'd you hear about it? My friend from locally, and there's a Korean market, and that's where we got it. But here they have Matt Kroger now, too. So just,

When I took Korean class of middle school, we drank milkies. No way. Do you like it? Yeah, I did. It was pretty good. You think they have English class overseas and bring like McDonald's? Yeah. Like, is that real?

We have Big Mac. Whoa. Why should you say Big Mac? Why do you say like that? What do you mean? That's my normal voice. Going out, Big Mac. What country you imitate?

He's like a minion. He just sounds like to hear of Bellow Big Mac Bellow Big Mac Bellow Big Mac Bellow They were

They were set Sorry I got distracted He did What? I thought That was the first thing ever did

They were set up For something horrible there I was watching We were watching We were watching An OTP stream Where they would Ghost hunting

And Cyr did the funniest thing Ever where he was like Pretending to get like resurrected He's like Oh Like a hospital chair

And he was like laying down Yeah he was like if you're here Yeah so like if you're here make a sound He's like No no you're like if you're here take my body Use my body as a vessel I don't fuck with that bad judu But that was dude

That was so fucking funny Fuck It was so good I'll be the first say If we ever do any type of shit like that Okay I can I'll listen I'll sacrifice myself I'll sit in the middle of a fucking pentagram

I would actually I would Was like candles around me and shit Candles around you Would you? Dude what? Yeah I wouldn't

I would not If we went to a real life asylum If we went to a real life asylum I would actually do anything I would go in a room by myself I would literally go like I would literally do anything For like something crazy to happen

I don't get down with that Me and Isaac will record from a distance Yeah no don't worry I'll definitely record it No I'll do anything I'll already do it. I'm not scared of anything, man. Would you get naked and bend over and tell the devil to come have this guy? I want to get fucking naked. I'll get

fucking naked. I'll get a upside down fucking cross on across my chest. I'll lay down on the pentagram with like hells around me. And I'll get a sticking and like saying like things backwards. Okay. This is why every single paranormal movie or every single paranormal thing caught on tape has to do it is something in Mexico. Something. Something in Mexico. That's true. I'm not going to lie.

We these guys don't care, dude. We spawn witches in Mexico. It's a lot of. That would be a crazy. Breria. That would be crazy That would be a crazy stream If we go to Mexico Like Mexico's top haunted sites

And Larry's our little tour guide That'd be super fun My mom My mom wants you guys To go to Mexico really badly Really? All of you guys, yeah That would be so fun

Your mom makes the best food I love your dad Does your mom watch my videos? Not really Be honest with you What about me? Your mom doesn't have I mean

I've mentioned you guys And I've showed you guys But oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. She was like, she knows who Izy is. Isaac, uh, he'll be like, yep, I got you. What is that? What is that in Spanish? Can I translate? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It says, are you playing with Isaac? Can you say hi? That's what he said. There you go. Is that real? Yeah. Does she only speak Spanish? Um, a little bit English. She, you know, she had to take a test. Yeah, what the fuck? Brunk those unspoted. What is what is? What if she spoke fluent?

Yummy? What, that's rude? No. What are you talking about? You're like so cute when you're mad. What? Isaac, do you believe in God? Can we not?

Let's get back to our bullshit topics that we made of. Hold on, let me look at one. Are you scared? What? I want to know if you, if you believe in God, that's why you're supposed to do as. Wait, wait, wait, let's all against our religion. No, stop. We're not going into religion.

Oh, wait, that'd be a fun topic, though. I'm a real G. I was born and raised religious, yeah. Do I believe in God? Okay, okay. I was for the first like seven years of my life. I think a lot of people were. I never went to some God.

I never went to church in Washington. I didn't know God existed until I was 14. That's 100% real. Are you serious? I was never taught God. I think the first time I heard of God was when I was watching Family Guy. What did you think of before that? What was in your mind?

I was just a kid playing with like a rope, like a toy, like a little like a Roblox story. the rope. I was like pretending. Dude, you know what I did instead of like think about God?

I was in my backyard pretending I was playing Mario Party. I was like going on like hopscots with a bunch of like rocks. I was like, dude, I think it's really funny

that at one point in your life all you thought God was was a character and family guy. He didn't think he was anything else. I got the little side character. I saw a thing on family guy where they're talking about God. I was like mom,

who the fuck is that? And they're like, oh. They told me. I was like, dude, I saw South Park and I thought the dough was a badass

because I was like, He's actually kind of chill. He's actually kind of chill and I think about it. I saw the devil first before I saw God and family guy. I remember, dude, he's not that bad. He's the nice little guy. My first time seen the devil. My first time seen the devil was a guitar hero at like one of the final stages.

He started playing like that devil comes down to Georgia. Yeah. He was looking for a movie. He was looking for a stolen seal. He was a bag. I was like, he's way behind. He was willing to make a deal. I remember staying up.

Finishing that boss battle with like my brother. That show was crazy. I was. Dude, you guys reminded me of something traumatizing from when I was a kid. about the devil. I was like three or four and there was this song and it was supposed to be like a religious song, but I have this memory burned into my brain where I was alone in the car at like 8 p.m.

Like my mom ran inside to grab something in the house and we were going out to go to get food, I think. But it was pitch black. And it's like an argument between God and the devil. And he has like this super demonic voice and he's like, you can't hurt me, God. And then he's like, no, no. And he like kills him. No.

No. No. I was like three or four. It's fucking terrifying. So scary. Fucking horrible. No, but dude, I mean, Tanner,

did you bring that up because I was like, I don't fuck with the haunted juju? Yeah, I don't fuck with the Old Testament. We're fucking... What? Dude, I don't think of the old testament.

That was not what I was... There's too many... What did you ask? What did you ask? Wait, did you bring up the question? Because I was like, I don't fuck with a haunted jujujoo? Well, the question.

About the haunted house and everything? I was like, I mean, I were like, yeah, we were... Oh, the haunted house? If you, like, believe in ghosts? Yeah, was that why you, like, ask the question? I'm curious. Yeah, that is why.

Yeah, that's kind of why. I was still watching, like, the little haunted house thing. I was like... Dude, I'm not... I'm not scared of, like, haunted houses because of religion. I'm scared because I had a firsthand experience with it, and I was like, oh, hell no. We talked about this.

We did. I'm a very... It was a goose named something, and then someone... Yeah, I was, um... There was a witch house in the back of my house, and I basically named a ghost after a child that died of 18. 100s.

So I was like, you know, just saying her name. What's the fuck? Something. I don't know. I've heard a few things in my family where like one of my cousins or some distant, I don't know who the fuck it was. I'm like possessed and he was like choking in his bed and his like chest was like bent upwards.

And then like there was some other shit. Yeah. I don't know. Well, they're like, I don't. Because in my mind, listen. Listen. In my mind, I was like, oh, they're saying that so they can like make me not play like, you know, this fucking.

Ouija board and all that shit. You played it? No, I never played it. Dude, I never touched your Wiigboard. Oh, my, my friend was such a loser. Literally, like, I wanted to mess with it so bad. But he's like, no, dude, it's bad news. And I'm like,

that guy saved your life probably. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that guy is gone. I don't want to see if it's real. Crunk, you would have, you actually would have asked, like, a ghost with his favorite Echo 2K song was. Like, that's, like, that's before that. This is before I got.

I remember I got so fucking mad at my friend where I was like, dude, he was like, Asked like, when is Tanner gonna die? I was like, dude, fucking stop. Yeah, fucking stop. He's like, when is Tanner gonna die? And it started moving, I was like, I'm fucking leaving. Get the fucking stop.

I got so mad at him. I was so fucking pissed. I was like 22 or 23. Dude, yeah, no, I was actually fucking bug in my room. It's like, catch you out of fucking mid-air. You just grab a ghost storm. You just ate a spirit. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

It's a mass-produced toy at this point, but I feel like it's. some point there had to have been something weird going on with that stuff. I don't know. Why would they do those ritualistic things if nothing happened? They're like normalized that entire thing. Like why is it like something you can find Walmart? What is with that kind of like cult commitment to go underground and like what is like all

that effort for? Like drawing shit out of blood, killing things. Yeah. Reading books. I know. You can't just do that because you're bored. There's no way. I'm not,

I'm not trying to encourage anything here. okay. But I've met some satanic people in New Orleans. It was in New Orleans. Yeah, me be inclusive, man. They have a lot of like,

sorry, let me include Satanic people. But in New Orleans, they have a lot of like witchery shit fucking all that crap. And I met a bunch of these like satanic people.

They were all gay. Like every single one of them were gay. They're pretty chill. I was like, okay. They were like, I mean, they had like a giant

like a giant like Instagram chain, which was kind of crazy. And they had like, it was like all black and shit like that, but they're pretty solid. I'll be honest with you. It was like on fire and like burning. It's not like they're bad people. And then the religious people had like a Bible and be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, reason burn.

I was like, I gotta go pee. I got to go pee really bad. I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee. That shit doesn't like rub you the wrong way. Like it's like weird or scary. It's like, what is their version of Satan? Because like my version of Satan in my head is like bad guy once bad things to happen.

Like is that what they think too? No, kind of. No, no, not really. Their version of Satan is like, it's kind of like the idea of going against like the green in the sense where it's like. Yeah. Except anybody. Like fight the system.

It's like, you know how, okay, I'm not, listen, I know the religious talk is like a, you know, but you know how like some religions are like, you know, gay people. Ah. And everything. So with like the Antichrist or whatever, the fuck, this is from what I have heard. Okay. I'm not like a believer or anything like that. I was just like what I heard.

Okay, but it's like, basically they oppose that and they're like, you know, except they're like, whoever you are, it doesn't fucking matter kind of shit. All right. That's mainly that's what grabs them. It's the fact that anybody can do whatever the fuck they want and it can be anything and you're not like a, you're not going to hell or heaven or shit like that. I don't know. Yeah, I guess there's an extreme to every single side of everything. So I mean, like that's, that's what it's like comforting for them is like the fact that they're not feel like they're being judged kind of thing.

Yeah, that makes sense. It's funny and interesting in Christianity is that you're not supposed to judge. Oh, my God. Tanner got. Oh, Tanner, no. Tanner's being exercised. The one thing, okay, wait, last religious thing, whatever, dude.

The one thing I do not like are the people that would stand in the street and raise, like, the sign that just are purposely there to piss you off. Like, if you get an abortion, you're burning alive. If you're gay, you're going to hell. This is the facts, man. What do you want me to do about it?

That's a little extreme, man. That's not for me. when I was a young and probably like 14 we were in this like in the city getting pizza and it was Christmas time and I don't know what it was but it was like it was like a anti or I guess you know crampus the like anti-santa guy

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like a parade for that guy and they all had these huge heads that were all like demonic and stuff It was crazy it was an insane parade I don't know what it was, but they're all just marching down the street and stuff with like these huge, huge, huge, huge mask head things with like guns. Oh, wait, here's the final question. Would you, God, damn. Would you, um, have you ever scrolled on a scroll if you love Satan? Like, if you like God a whole lot on Instagram?

Dude, when I was younger, like, listen, and I still kind of have this in my head. But like, when I was younger and I was like instilled God into my head, I thought that 24-7 I was being watched. I did. A whole fucking time. Dude, I felt so guilty if I ever did anything wrong. Dude, I woke up with morning wood one day and repented. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, man.

No. Even when I would look, I feel like, I feel like God can like have a perspective where he would spectate me and he can see through my eyes. And if I looked at something wrong. Like a spectator and fucking con. Yeah, if I looked at something wrong, I'd be like, oh, you saw that. You saw that. Yeah, that was the last day Larry stopped.

He stopped looking at big woman butts ever. Yeah. I thought the same thing was like dead. family members, like grandma, grandpa. Yeah, yeah. Like, I really imagine. I imagine they're sitting in a wheelchair,

like up in the sky behind. They're like shaking their head. Disappointing. Like, sadness. So mad that you just did something wrong. Or they're like, damn, he's really like that.

What the fuck? Like, oh, he's alpha. Like, oh, what the fuck? Damn. I can't say nothing to him because I'm, because I'm dead, but like, fuck. Yeah,

I'm pretty much and looks to her right. I'm going to y'all know right now. If I die and y'all still alive, I'm going to judge the fuck out of all y'all. Yeah, I'll look through everything. All right, wait, are you going to give me some ghost head, though? I would. That would be crazy.

I'll tie my ghost hair back and I'll... Your ghost hair. Just wear your ghost shy steam. Yeah, duh. I'll sneak around the walls and shit. Oh my God. What? Sotomopo joined O TK.

No way. That's real. What, what? Oh my, wait, I thought he was a part of it. What, what? No, Soda Poppin was... That's a crazy... Soda Poppin is so rich, what the fuck?

Soda Poppin is right now. Wait, you... That's actually real. I didn't see that in the ghost stream. Live reaction. Soda Poppin isn't... How long are you going to happen? Like, literally like 10 minutes ago.

You know, why do you think you need OTP when you're literally in the group chat dog? That's what I'm saying. I'm not getting it. Okay. Tanner, would you leave us for OTP if they offered? Yes, yes, he would. Like, they were like, okay, you can join OTK, but you can never ever talk to them ever again. Never talk to you guys ever again?

Yeah. Honestly, I would say no. Is it real? If I could still talk to you, then I would. Wow. I respect it. No, I respect that. I respect that.

Respect that shit. If I want to get my bag, then I will. But if I could never ever talk to like, here, look at you guys. How about this? You join OTK. You can't live in a group house and you can't do the podcast. With us. Then that'll be a no for me.

Okay. Okay, here's my question. You join OTC, but as you join on the same level of a GHB team two years ago for 100 views. Yeah. Intern level. Yeah, I would do that. Really? Yeah.

Not as a content creator, you just be. I mean, I could stream and I still do it as content. I still do my thing. Also, you don't get attention from Pokemon. That's fine. I don't need a Pokemon. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't.

I'm kind of based. I don't need a Pokey pain. Okay. That's real. Pokey pain, sorry. What is that mean? I don't know. I actually...

Poki Pookie. What the fuck? Pokey pain. He's like a big tear drop going out of her eyes. Yeah, which spams it all the time. Oh, dude. I'm full, man.

Sorry. What are we talking about? We're going to be in here. We were talking about. Listen, listen, listen, listen. We squeezed out. No, we're not. We were talking about a beef swarma like 30 minutes ago.

I actually like swamma. Man, that was going to be a transition into... Stop looking at me. Your favorite. Favorite food. Starting with Tanner. That's a good transition. I like that.

Tanner, what is your favorite food besides chicken four skin, Schorma? Chicken four skin, shwerma. I really do enjoy shrimp fetuccini. It's like Alfredo, but with shrimp instead of chicken. Shrimpettuccine is really fun good. I like pizza. I like pizza. I like pizza any day of the week.

I like sushi. I like fucking, I like, I'll be real. I like talkies. I like hot. I like hot chitos. We said favorite food. singular submission I want the damn smorgasbord

I want the damn smorgas board I would eat anything I'm literally like not picky I would eat like a gross burger Give me a shark country board I don't give a fuck I'll eat anything Shark country board Shark country board

Dude literally my dinner was Cellar with peanut butter Goldfish crackers and like a cheese stick And that's all I ate And I still have no idea I have no clue And I can still like deadlift 600 pounds I'm crazy

Okay what's your what's your favorite meat? I ever a meat? Yeah, just a meat. I like a big fucking steak. I could cook a big T-bone steak. I can fucking, I could do that thing with a butter trick where I just keep pouring butter on it. And then butter-based that shit.

Yeah. Medium. Tell us more about butter basing since you know a lot about that because... I think butter basing is extremely overrated. Wow. Let's not do it with y'all. I mean, you have to butter base. It's a social media trend jack.

It's garbage. It's not. What you gotta do is suvita steak. You're gonna suvita. No, you don't suvita either. Like butter basing gives us so much flavor, my man. Not if you have a good cut of steak. If you have anything prime or above for a cut of meat,

you don't need a butter based. I'm just gonna be real. I know, but you know, my town, I don't get a lot of steaks to like you from. You're gonna have prime cuts to your grocery store. I just don't like the flavor. I really don't. I don't got no waggy at my sense down.

It's like a problem. I don't know. Waggy. Did you hear Wendy's, has a Wagyu burger. So it's Arby's. There's no... Yeah, Arby's has a Wagyu burger.

Arby, yeah, Arby's got a wife. It's like a burger. It's like a regular burger. It's like 10 bucks. It's a normal meal price. Wait, I thought, why is some Waggues so expensive? Because it's like American Wagyu. It's just like a, it's just a name.

The Japanese Wagyu and the Australian Wagyu are the expensive ones. Yeah. What you want to look for is that 85? So much better. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You can put that on a pedestal.

You can cook it. You can like lick it and you'll get like... You can, Squeeze it in between your fingers and it'll literally start to melt. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, when I ate it,

it's like, it only one bite just, my old time mouth was just... It is more fat than me. It was busting like, like, like, and givissela.

Like, like, half of us had food poisoning from eating way too much wagging. It wasn't food poisoning. I'm not going to, I'm not going to dis, dis,

or it wasn't food poisoning. It was just, they ate way too much fat. We had, we had, we had, when we were in Austin, this last time I'm talking about the Austin tree.

What is so funny? Because, It was busting respectful, come gizwood. Come in jizzwood? It was busting all over my face. Like, come in jizzwood. It was busting all over my goddain. I think I say jizz would.

Yeah, we did say jiz would. We just say jizz would. Like come. Like coming in jizz would. Just jizz would. Just jizz would in location. Shut the fuck off, y'all. Look at how big.

Put that cup. Put that come up to your head, boy. Oh my gosh. It's not even that big. It's not a big. You're just drinking it. It looks way bigger. Oh my, look how big.

Are you one of those people who like go all the way up but only sip like one, like a little tiny bit? You're like, but really just the intake like that much. Wait, chug the rest of it. Don't chuck the rest of it. Oh, yeah, no. Chuck here and do a big burp. Yeah, we got sick because we had Wagyu and Wagyu is very, very high and fats. You got sick because of that?

I felt sick. They got a lot. I felt perfectly fine. Me too. I ate lobster butter and waggew steak. I had like 89 pounds of fat in me. Did you have a smaller cut? No. No, we all have the same cut.

They all look the fucking same. They showed us all the same cuts. There were different. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. They weren't. I think compound butter do go hard, though. Like, when a steak is resting, I think that does kind of go hard.

I think when you're basing it, it's way too much. But, like, compound butter is like perfect amount. I have different ounces, bro. They were the same. Anyways, that's the last awesome story I'm ever telling. Grunk, what's your favorite food? My favorite food. My favorite food's pussy.

I want to change my answer. I want to change my turn. Hey, shut up. It's not even your turn. Go. More beer's deep and you're going to eat pussy. I'm a big steak fan. I love steak and burgers and stuff.

Those are really good. Those are really good. But also I had, so last night, I went out to dinner to a Mexican place. and I got this crazy dude, can you guys Fondown down? All right, what about you, Larry? Larry's like, no, let me talk my thing.

Wait, let him talk. So I went there and I got this thing called a gypsy top, not taco, a gypsy. Can you say that word? Yeah, I think so. It's called a gypsy cassidia. And it had, it had

pineapple, chicken, onion. It had all of that. Can he stop? I hate this. No, he's got gypsies. What'd you say? No, I go because of set. Listen, can I just say really quick?

Shout out Mexican restaurants for giving me free chips and salsa forever because that is the best thing ever. That is so awesome. I love... You're welcome. You're welcome. I love asking the taco. It's good.

Yeah. You're on cat. I just wasn't expect... Because I hate like when everything mixes together. I hate it all. But I've been into it. it is so delicious.

Like Larry perfectly? Yeah, like it was all mixed together perfectly. Like all five of these ingredients that they put in, it was delicious. Larry, I just want to say thank you

for doing that for him. I like, I genuinely appreciate it. Like, you're carrying the world on his back right now. What? You're making that

cascadia for him? The joke was that Larry's Mexican and made of Mexican food for growing cake. The joke is that Larry like absolutely fucking jacked right now. Can we look at them really quick? Holy!

What the fuck? Dude, in the comments, people say, why is Larry actually stacked? That's literally real. I don't get it. I'm trying to get bigger, though. Like, my shoulders are getting crazy. You know what I'm saying?

Okay, and to get bigger, you would eat your favorite food, which is what? I'm gonna go get it. I'll be right back. Are you actually going to get it? You say yours. I'm gonna go get mine. Okay, all right.

Okay, I'll do mine. My brother about to come back with Takies and a... Where's he going? Taki's in like a lemon oage. He just walked into the goddamn void. Like, he can see what he's going. No, it's actually creeping onto his door. Wait, no, Scheisty is like you see in the dark.

That's part of the superpower when you put it on. How do you think who Scheisty's like kill count is a billion? Who shiasty? That's my dog. But who's she's my dog. All right. Yomi go ahead. All right.

All right. I'd say like it depends on what mood I'm in. I feel like I have two moods. I have like a heavy eats mood and then like a light eats mood. So my favorite food if I want to eat big and heavy, it's going to be like steak, potatoes, broasted Brussels. sprout, some shit like that. But like, when lunchtime comes around, I swear to God,

almost every day of the week, I could eat a BLT, and I'll feel great. I love BLTs. They're awesome. Big. I feel like BLT's zone like, like, what's the nutritional value? Like, zero. Well, I'll put ham on it and shit.

I'll put ham on it. So it's like a club sandwich, I guess. But I love, like, little sandwiches like that are great. Looping back to Larry. What are you thinking? I mean, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Isaac loves doing that. Well, you're welcome.

It's gone. It's gone forever. No judge zone, okay? No judge zone, right? All right, yeah, safe space. Listen, I love me on a daily basis. My wet, soggy rank. Cam, blur this guy's camera for the rest of the day.

And I can go out. Where this guy is fucking wet john? If it's not one bite, it's two bites, okay? Ew, ew. Why are you doing this? It's raw. God. He's eating a cold hot dog.

Okay, you won't eat like a drop of mayonnaise, but you'll put a wet John down your throat. Wet John. You put a big one A slimy wet A slimy wet John down your throat And just chew it up

And it's a wet and cold Between your teeth Are you supposed to cook them Man? They're cooked They're cooked They're cooked They're already pre-cooked

It's literally just a John It's a Frankfurter I wouldn't eat Dude that is a Lego Brick John That's so cold and wet They're fully cooked through Ew

Larry knows You're not a picky eater You'll fucking put anything In her mouth If it's long and wet In that time I wouldn't go And that shit

You didn't cook it It's You got out of a Ziplock baggie and you fucking shoved it down in your mouth. I do, I do. You already get the, I have to pack. What? Don't tell me. Now I'm going to go finish mine while he go grabs all of his wet Johns.

He's getting like a bunch of bags of fucking Frankford. He's about to shove them all down in his fucking throat. He's a fan of Peters. I think that Italian food is like the best cuisine just in general. Dude, Italian food is really good because I don't like it. We went to an Italian restaurant that served. He ate all the Franks. He actually.

are Franks, ballpark Franks. They're ballpark Franks and we eat some cold. I thought he was making right up. Classic Franks. That's fucking stupid. Why do you have those? Why do you eat those cold if you're a picky eater? Don't you, dude, wait, what about Vienna sausages?

Those make you want to kill myself. Those are fucking... No, I don't like them. They're in a can. I was just remembering somebody eating them and I almost puked. There's a kid in school. There was a kid. There's a kid in school that always brought Vienna sausages

And he was like I don't know It was Brought worst I think that Like my Brought worst is good Brought worst is good If you're camping and it was just huge grey Peter sausage It was disgusting looking

I did not worry They are kind of gray aren't they Jizwood They're fine they're okay Like coming Jizwood Let's name this episode Jizwood Let's not do that

Let's name it a Frank A Frankwood episode The Frank Special The Franks further special. The Franks. The wet John's special. John's big Frank and Rob.

John's big wet. Jimmy's wet Frank. Jimmy's wet Frank is a good episode. And then let's put a picture of Jimmy here on the thumbnail, even though he's nowhere in this video. No one in this video. If he had a cold wet fucking fring soggy. Oh my God. Dripping.

If you laugh, you deep throat a wet John. I'll do that. I'll be like the most laughing guy. You know what the worst? Keep laughing over. I forget another. Can I be real? The worst, the worst Frank is the Johns filled the cheese and they melt inside the fruit.

Yeah, that's just too much. There's like John's filled with cheese and when you cook it, it melts and it sleeps out of the tip. You stop saying Johns. Have you had a barbecue style cheddar and jalapeno sausage? That is fucking incredible. They're just cheese in it. There's white cheese and they melt out of the tip. But those are so much better.

No, yummy, yummy, yeah. It was literally at that barbecue place and we got food at, remember? that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out that place. Barbecue in Austin. That shit was good. That's so excited.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. Alapeno cheddar. Is it cabasa or cabassi? Cabasas is a sausage. Cabossa's a sausage.

I'll deep throw one of them things. Halipiners. You would have day. What? Hey, Isaac, what's your favorite food? Oh, it's a good question. If I had a fucking anything, he eats fucking anything. I love, I'm a big.

I'm a foodie guy. I can't stand raw tomatoes, but that's about it. I like sushi. I'll just dub that my favorite. Really? Yeah, I could do it. You can do whatever you want. If I'm sick of the loss. Wait, do you also watch anime? Yeah, I love.

Do you also have an anime tattoo? Yeah, every single time I'm going to eat my food, I actually, I separate my chopsticks and I say, Itadikimaz. And I eat it all in Japanese music. What? You listen to Japanese music? Yeah, you listen to Mexican music and like Mexican food and not go to Mexico with your parents from Mexican. It wasn't a entire Mariyati band Just walked in the fucking

A donkey filled Like A donkey filled with bags A donkey filled with bags Comes in A donkey filled with bags He ate a bunch of sacks of grain On that note of absolute murder

Towards Larry I apologize, I mean any other Murder, murder, murder, murder Murder, murder, murder, murder Murder, murder, murder. Sometimes we're going to knock him down to Earth if he gets too crazy. He's high and mighty. You're not going to back down to Earth.

Are you applying that? Cameron, we're going to have to cut this. What are you trying to say? No, no, no, we're fine. He was floating up to God. He was floating up to God, like in a spaceship? Are you calling him an alien? All right, Cam, get that out of here.

No, Cam, leave it in. He is an alien. He's just not illegal. I'm literally... You know, Jader is the guy from Lilo and Stry's ice cream fell out of his hand. Monk. Say something Andrew Tate would say. You'll look like,

Okay, so pretty much, if you don't got a Bugatti, you should have a woman in your kitchen right now. That is 100% fact. What would you do if you were in your house and some guy broke in? Who would be going downstairs to protect you? And you have a gun.

Would you go downstairs with a gun or would you put your woman down there with a gun? What would you do? Tell me, what would you do? What would you do? What would you do? I made them do webcams. I would.

Here's what I take. I don't know. What does Andrew Tate say where he's like, I got small feet, women get on their knees for me. I got small feet. I make women do anything I say

because I'm a fucking man and I put that on TikTok and a bunch of 14-year-olds believe me. What would you do? Would you protect your women? Oh, my grind said. Oh, my stigma.

Are you actually fucking... Oh, my sigma. Larry, don't look at Larry right now. Larry's a scary little baby alien-looking thing. Andrew. Andrew. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up, you prissy. You pussy bitch. Shut up. You don't know what the few are the men. It is called discipline, you pussy bitch. Shut up. Shut up. Get some discipline and then come talking to me.

I'm in my first million dollars. I haven't been able to feel my legs for seven years and I can't walk. I can't really, I haven't had sex with a woman. Listen, this is what women are here for. They're here to beat your legs when your legs are not working. They're here to beat your ass. You have to go workout. You get so fucking emotional.

I can't even say. You let women walk. Walk all over you. You gotta go workout. I can't even walk. Andrew, not to sit down. Oh my God, it's gone again. Are you kidding me? Andrew. Listen, I was into kickboxing.

They were not paying me well. So I kidnapped women and I made them do whatever I wanted. Andrew. All right. Thank you. The truth comes out. The truth came out. All right.

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