The Group Chat - #2 - EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FROM OUR CHILDHOOD

Episode Date: March 11, 2022

The Group gets into the nitty gritty about funny embarrassing moments from different times throughout their childhood. From crazy cousins, to Larry literally robbing a store in Mexico. (IM NOT KIDDING) Come join us for some internet fun. Join Us Live 9pm Est @ discord.gg/softwilly VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on Youtube See You There!

Welcome to episode two. This is our last episode we'll be doing, sponsored by... Sponsored by Lou Frigno. Shout out to my brother. I really appreciate all the sponsors you gave us. So really quick, I honestly want to start this thing off with a hypothetical to warm up our heads and warm up our voices. Oh, wonderful. So imagine we're in episode 320.

Gamer Sups. By the way, Gamer Saps, is completely in love with us right now. And they decided to gather, then this isn't the future, by the way. They decided to gather a few guests. Listen, no, no, no, listen. They decided to gather a few guests. We have three options and we can only pick one.

And one of them is Enali Chapa, Dr. Disrespect, and Younglein. Which one would you think? Younglein, literally 100% of the way. I'm thinking of Dr. Disrespect. I have a few questions that ask him. Why would you just say, why? Why not Enali Chapa?

He fell off. What? Maybe one alien shot the song. He was not in Donda, so I don't know. Could have been, though. Could have been, but was it? I have another hypothetical. All right, let's hear it.

All right, let's say we had to pick between two people to be a guest on the podcast. Between Joe Biden and the voice actor of Elmo. Joe Biden. Who do you think we go for? Drunk picks Joe Biden, but I would always pick the voice actor. Yeah. Yeah. I'm seeing a lot of Elmo's in chat, though.

Wait, is Elmo's voice actor one of the voice actors where it's a girl the whole time? No, it's actually, I think it's actually the same voice actor as Naruto, Usamaki. That's not true. It's also, believe it or not, that is the principle of the lab rats. Of lab rats. Go figure, chat. Would you guys rather have the voice actor for SpongeBob or Patrick? Patrick.

Listen, can I just say something really quick? Sure. Are we going to get there? The second Wifu Cup is going to release tomorrow. Yay! There it is! Thank you, gamer subs. I use Code Group to get 10% off of your giant huge fucking purchase.

Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have cussing without this. Sorry, I'm two drinks in. I'm already slurring my words. What? Jesus Christ. What are you serious? You're drinking? I think I've had four shots of Hornitos in the span of 20 minutes.

But if you use Code Group to get 10% off, for your recent purchases of GamerSups, you will get the new Wifu Cup, which is number two. You know what, Nick, I'll let you take control of this. What? Sure. It's like the fourth time we're mentioning it.

I can take the wheel. For anybody that's listening right now, that drop is going to be 3 o'clock PMEST tomorrow. For people that are listening on YouTube, it's already dropped as you're listening. So you got about five minutes. Get your shit together. Yeah.

They're probably gone by now. Yeah. Sold out. Hurry up. Just using our code actually helps a lot. GamerSups loves us a lot. They want to work with us a lot. And so using our code with even, dude,

whatever, little tiny things here and there. It helps us out. It could get us a chance to get in. I'm just letting you guys know, we are rich because of episode one. So thank you. Mm-hmm.

You guys, yeah. We are. You guys so much. That's why this is our last episode, actually. Yeah, last episode, by the way. We're calling it. Until season two. Season two starts next week.

So. It's like a smile. Friends seasons. I'm so glad. We all did our episodes already. This is actually pre-recorded. We're not even here right now. You're not.

Type 1 if you're here right now. Man, for the first ever podcast, we should have really thought about it. Like, welcome to our first and last episode for the first season. We end up like 30 episodes in. It's like season 30 episode one. I think, yeah, we should ditch like episodes just go with seasons for every episode. Yeah, fuck it.

Why not, right? We can get the world record. For the most seasons. Oh, yeah. Most seasons. I think we get to episode 405 by tomorrow. Don't you mean season? 400 and season?

No, episode 405, the season one. And then we can start season two. That's true. Okay. Yeah. Is there going to be like a lot of fillers and stuff like that? Yeah, there's actually going to be some. Yeah, we're got fillers.

We're like, we're all at the gym and we're just like grunting the whole time. Oh, I like grunting. I was, um, I was thinking about this before. And I'm actually surprised. Oh, wait. No. did the streak break? Okay, so pretty much

for the listeners here, I was, for the past few days, every time I had a fart, I would record it and send it into our RMS group chat. That is true. And I got to, and I got to four.

Oh, yeah. I play one? Yeah, you could play one through your mic if you want. Yeah, hold on. I want to play one as well because I have a whole bunch. Wait, actually, let me play one.

Hold on. Yeah. Let me find it around. You guys can continue talking. Tell them how to start it. Like what? Oh, I was just, I was just randomly just laying there. And I was just like, you know, I got a fart and I'm going to send it into this chat.

And then no one responded. And then another one came. So I sent another one and still nobody responded. So I decided to take it upon myself to continuously send them until. Oh, wait. I actually have the voice messages. They're really like quaint, most of them. They are.

They're like very, very polite. light. It's a little inviting. A little abrupt, though. I will say. Yeah, I mean, I was really just forcing him out as fast as possible. Here's the first one.

I'll play it out loud. We're losing listeners. Here's a second one. Oh, that wasn't a shower. Here's a third. That was my favorite. Last one. Bro.

They each have their own little character Yeah That was like a smiling friend's character each time Yeah all those times We did not respond Yeah and I was really hoping one of you guys Would just be like man what the fuck And just screen record it and post it

Twitter and get hell of likes But none of you guys do Nope I mean it's just a fart We don't give a shit about you Yeah That's not true though Okay

By the way Okay can I touch back on the hypothetical questions Real quick because Oh boy I have really interesting Hypothetical questions So if I so happen.

I was driving, right? And then the bridge collapses. Okay? And then I get thrown out the window and I'm clinging on by my nipples. And so if I'm clinging on by my nipples, would you pick me up and pull me by my nipples? Or would you let me fall?

I would pull you up by your nipples. I would bring you closer to my mouth, honestly. Speaking of grabbing nipples. I can feel your last breath. Grunk, you cannot answer this. I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. I have an interesting story after this. Oh, okay.

I thought you're gonna, all right, never mind. But yeah, I would grab you by your nipples, Larry. Yeah. Pull you closer to my mouth,

feel your last breath, and you know why it's your last breath? Because I'm gonna let you go right after that. Ooh. Then you're gonna be gone. And then you're gonna be gone and nobody's gonna bat an eye. Larry.

Can I actually say something really quick? Sure. Yeah. Go ahead, man. All right, that's all I was you to say. What? It didn't even pick up?

No. It'll pick up on the footage. It'll just pretend that we knew what that was. It was actually drunk by Soft Willy the hit song with 5 million plays on Spotify. Five million, actually. Do I add the floor to tell my story about nipples really quick?

What? Okay, so. With the minor talk, it's all right. When I was young, younger, I would go to the beach with my cousin all the time, and it was a great time until this one time we were walking to, like, some store, and he just grabbed one of my nipples and he gave me a purple nirple

and he said name five cereals and I couldn't I couldn't think at the time I literally could not think I was frozen and then he squeezed it to the point it scabbed it literally scabbed over and that was one of the worst experiences I've ever had like both he did it to both of them and they both scabbed over and it was so bad oh I thought I was sorry that happened

I've never been bullied before but I think that was my my experience of bullying I actually generally have it. It was actually, I don't know what it's always the relatives that like fuck you up. But like when I was like five, my sister would like hold me down and started like pressing, pressing on my forehead. And one day she just kept like tapping my forehead over and over again. And like my eyes actually started going cross-eyed and I couldn't see it for two hours. I actually had no idea what was going on.

But like I actually cried because I couldn't see. My vision went blurry. She kept tapping to my forehead. And I figured like she was like touching my soft spot because that was when I was like four. I was a little evil growing up. My sister always used to be an asshole to me. I mean, granted, I used to be a little bit of a dickhead back. But one time, my sister and I were upstairs, and I slapped my own arm and screamed and said,

ow, and then my mom got really pissed off at my sister. You're a piece of shit. This is the same person, though, that this is the same person. Like, my sister grabbed my phone for me one time, and I was like, give me that back. What are you doing? And then she said no. And then she threw it across. the room so I bit her and made her bleed.

What? You're like... And then and then and then my grandma yelled at me and said I was going to jail. If... Did you ever go to jail? No, unfortunately enough, did not go to jail. But I cried all the way in the car. We were driving somewhere and I told her I didn't want to go to jail.

If I was your relative, Nick, I would actually kill you. I think I would choke you. I'd choke you out to your sleep. Honestly, I'd be sure. On the topic, on the topic of relatives, I remember on my... I had this cousin and he was big. He was a big guy. Fat?

Not like fat, but like big and tall. He was a bear. Oh, okay. But he was only 14, but. Yeah, he was huge. He was very big. No, continue your story. It's fun.

But I just want to call him a bear in this sense. Okay. How old was he? So he was 15. 14, 15. 14, 15. he was Bill he was huge and he watched a lot of

WWE mostly like with the raw shit where they would jump off like a three story building with a chair slam the other guy into the ground like it was bad and they had a pool and I think my first time I saw my life flash before my eyes

was when we were wrestling in the pool and he ended up holding me underwater for like three and a half minutes and he told me to say mercy I could hear him I could hear him in the water. I was in the water. It was like, say mercy. I just couldn't, I couldn't say anything because I was underwater. Wow. He thought he was a god.

Holy. Hey, this was on the 4th of July. I was chilling out with my family and stuff. And their pool was a little old. It was above ground pool. And I was just swimming in there. And I think we were like racing my cousins and I. And my cousin kicked off the wall. And granted, the other side was rusted up. And he kicked it right on one of the other side. the joints. And when I tell you that a giant hole just explodes, like it's just the wall caves, the entire

pool, all of the water leaves the pool from this one hole. And we have to swim for our fucking lives against the water or else you get sucked into that hole out of the pool. And it was crazy. I just remember dude, I just remember the current being so strong and I swam for my

fucking life and we thought our cousin Michael got sucked into the hole. President Michael Cousin Michael He's fucked up Cousin Michael He always suffering Holy shit

Oh that reminds you Okay So right bouncy house Okay bouncy houses are fucking crazy Holy shit Let me tell you

What we used to do What we used to do We used to like take out the air a little bit So that it would be like a little bit like You know a little soft on the edges And then we'll all go on one side And they will like sink And then like

When you sink You have to like The game is basically you have to climb up out of the little sinkhole in the bouncy house. And if you don't, you'll... You'll suffocate and die. Yeah, you'll suffocate and die. And so you had to, like, push everybody around

and, like, try to climb, like, on the little netting on the side and try to use dad to, like, your advantage. And I remember, I was a short kid, so I couldn't get out. And I would always be, like, in these, like, musty-ass, like, disgusting, like, little pigs. And I had to, like, dig out. And then I had to, like, get a little, like, pocket of air and then like use a strategy where I would like push them really quick breathe

and then like just try to climb up and that shit went in like for like five minutes I think I might have just read the funniest message and um did you and I really shouldn't read I shouldn't be reading because it's so off topic but yeah they just said we went from boobs to family trauma so I think we should go back to boobs D cups guys what are we thinking come on I'm actually more of a C guy I'm gonna be 100% honest with you really my ass is I don't I actually don't know what a C looks like I actually don't actually don't know what C C C Cups was like. So if...

Visual learner. No, I'm not going to say it. Wait, why are they... Hold on. Hmm? What? The cup. The cup.

Damn, that was a hard... Yeah, that was a very audible... Somebody's getting nervous. Jeez. Sorry. Guys, the topic is that Larry? Larry's... Yeah.

Larry's bisexual at... My... Oh, my bisexual was not... Oh, excuse me. Go open when he's hearing the boot. Sorry about that. Anyways. What we're talking about?

So speaking of the Cubs, there's a new Cub Codin out by Gamer Subs. Yeah. Part of the Wifu series. Part of the Wifu series. That was a smooth. That was smooth. It was smooth as fuck.

It's called the sharpshooter. Can we say that? Yeah, you can. Oh, thanks. I actually thought I was on their website right now. Woo. All right. Use code group for 20% off.

Not 10% off. I'm sorry. Okay. Wait, quickly. Can I touch back on my child? Yeah, touch back on the boots. No, no, no, no. Okay, so listen, I know we're going right back, right? Okay, but listen, I was a horrible child.

I was a really, really bad child. I was like a bully when I was in school. Oh, my gosh. And even when I was like two years old, I had done some horrible things that I kind of don't want to say politely because I feel like, but you know, I actually do a bunch of shit, right? And one of the things was in Mexico when I would go to Mexico, I would take off my, diaper. So I'll run around naked. Oh, I heard this stuff. And then I'll get a BB gun. And there was this like family run like corner store. Um, that was made out of bricks. There was like no windows, no doors. There's just bricks. Um, and I would go with my BB gun and I'll pretend to rob them and I'll take their Coca-Cola's. And then I'll go and I'll lock myself in a room and then I'll just drink them. I'm sorry you took off you took off your diaper. I took off my diaper. Wait, how old were you? Yeah. I was like probably do not say over six. I was like, I was like, probably do not say over six. I was like. I was like. No, I was like three years old Oh, thank God

You had a gun at three years old? I had a BB gun You were robbing places at three years old? It was really bad And then to continue my criminal empire Right? In school, what I used to do So like at the time

The little like Lego action figures They used to be like these little packets You would get from like Party City And it would give you like a random like Lego little figure And it was like always randomized You don't know like which one I had And there was some rare ones

And so in school When everybody was like in line I would go through the backpacks and I'll take some like Lego figures and then I'll wait like a few weeks and I'll come back and I'll re-s like I'll resell them for like double the price and the kids will buy it because they wouldn't like they wouldn't have any idea like they'll just buy it. It's actually and I'm a fucked up person.

I think we all had empires in like elementary school. I used to buy water from Walmart and sell it for like $2 a pot. No you did not. I was a little entrepreneur. Oh man wait you just reminded me there was a kid in my high school, he would actually bring a fuckload of like Coca-Cola cans to school and sell them for a dollar 50

each. And I remember because we had soda at school, but because Michelle Obama it became all diet. Oh, of course. Yeah, so yeah, so he brought in me. Continue.

Okay, moving on. Did I say that aloud? It's so much. Yeah, there was this kid that brought these sodas And I used to buy from all the time And then I remember him getting busted Like actually by the vice principal They took all of his coax and just kept them in the office

For four years until he graduated And then they gave him back to What? So how the school policy was weird It was like either the parents come in and like take it back And his parents just obviously weren't going to come in to get coax So he waited until graduation day to go into the vault in the principal's office and take back all of those coaks.

That's actually jokes on that because it tastes a lot better if you could. Yeah, it's like fermented now. Have you heard of Crystal Pepsi? That guy actually knew exactly what he was doing. No, I watched a dude drink a Crystal Pepsi and he like threw up everything. Wait, wait. Is it the guy with the Jersey? A crippled sexy.

If you're watching this, look up L.A.B.'s Crystal Pepsi. Mr. Man die. I can't say it right. What a tongue toaster, ladies and gentlemen, the crystal pepsi. The crystal sexy.

The crystal sexy. The crystal fepsi. Crystal Pepsi. Stop making fun of me right now. He said peps in the last time, too. Peps. You understand what I'm saying, okay? I understand.

I have a school story, but it isn't me being a criminal. I'm going to be 100% of us with you. It's, um, man. Okay, so it wasn't. school, I think I had to tick in middle school because I don't know why this happened to me. It's a funny way to start off a story. We were, there's two lunches we had in middle school. There's first launch or there was second lunch, and I was second lunch.

And second lunch sucked because there was so many people that got second lunch for some reason. I don't know why they didn't disperse it more. But second lunch, we could not walk through the hallways without being in three single-filed lines. and they would take up the entire walk space. So I'd have like, I'd have like one inch of space in the hallway waiting to get to my lunch. And there's this,

there's this like big fat kid next to me. I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. And he would always wear this subway shirt, like the same subway shirt every single day. And I don't know, I would, I had an awful gag reflex. So every time I was next to him, I just gagged because he smelled so bad.

One day the tick got really bad. And I actually threw up, Absolutely everywhere. Just because I was standing next to this fat kid wearing a subway shirt. Oh, man. And I called my mom. It is. No, because I would wake up, walk past a garbage can, and I'd gag.

I had a gagging tick. It's not a thing. It's not a tag. I would be in the car even and I'd start gagging. That's not a tick, though. Dude, I gag on stream. Do you know, do you see that? Do you remember when you watching my stream, I just gag sometimes?

That's actually a gagging. That's actually a gagging. tick. I guarantee you. You'd probably think about something. But like gross things make it worse. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Because you gagged multiple times in last leave VC2. Right?

There's a random moment we just be like, oh, I got to throw up. Yeah. I think I actually have a gagging tick. But like gross things make it worse. So this fat kid was standing next to me waiting for lunch. And I would, I had to run to the hallway because I was embarrassed. And I puked in the corner. And I went to the office.

I was like, I threw up. I called my mom. I threw up. I called my mom. And she was like, do you not feel good? I was like, no, I'll stand next to a fat kid that reeked really bad. That's why I went home after that. Wait, I had a really bad time growing up with poop.

Like, all of my underwear had skid marks in them. No, no, no, no, no. Stop right there. Stop right there. We are not, not, not this episode. I am begging. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not.

All I will say is if Tanner gets to talk about throwing up and him calling his mom, I want to tell. Okay, listen, fine. No, we're like, poop, dude, come on. Listen, all I'm a say is this. All I'm a say is this, okay? It's that I wanted to fart in the third grade, so I pushed hard, and then I shit my pants by accident, and my dad had to bring my back. And that's it.

I mean, there's a lot of stories I have. Yeah, that's not it. You have multiple of those stories. For some reason, I didn't like go into the bathroom, so I'd, like, hold my shit in, even at home. Dude. No. Wait, wait, we know, I had to the same thing. Anyways, guys, the new Eldon Ring

game. What's talking? I have anything but Nick's poop stuff. I have one more school town fully of me actually peeing myself in the chair. What?

I peed myself. It was in middle school. So I was like I was like 12 years old. And I was nervous in middle school for some reason. And so I would not raise my hand to go to the bathroom when we were reading like this book about the Industrial Revolution.

And I peed all over the chair. Like as soon as I peed, I raised my hand as soon as I peed. I was like, can I use the bathroom? But I didn't have to because I already peed. It was all over the chair. And oh, boy. So I went to the bathroom and I take my pants off.

I was like completely naked. I was like, I was trying to like rinse the pee out of my pants. But it made it worse because I was using water. And there's like a puddle in the chair. This podcast stinks. No, no, literally stinks. Listen, but listen, I was, it was a, I sat in the corner at recess because I didn't want people to see my pee pants. But I think.

A girl came up to me. She was like, did you pee your pants? And I was like, no. I completely denied it. I just said C-Tan and just straight up lying and saying no. Hard. No. She was like there was a puddle in your chair and it reeked.

I was like, that wasn't me. Somebody did that. Somebody else did that. That's why I just like swapped chairs, but I put it back when I was done. That's what I said. I remember perfectly. But that was me actually pinging that chair. Oh, six-grade.

I have a pee story. I am begging Oh, wait, me We had to find a segue into something else Other than story Can we tell your peace story? It's quick, it's quick, it's quick. Okay, so this kid in school

Everyone was doing this thing Where in the bathroom They would like stand on the toilet and pee down And I was like, you know what, I'll try it And then this one, this dude, it's told on me He just told on me and got me to move me to purple Got me in trouble, had to write a note to home Had to tell my mom that I was standing on the toilet and peeing

And it was just a whole mess Like, it was just worthless. It was a worth of experience. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Grunk. What? Um, to kind of relate to that one time I decided to pee on a sled. Shut the.

Can we please? Can we? Please. In my bathroom, but I decided to pee on the wet sled that we just had gotten done used to go sled. And the end of the end of the sun. God. I just decided to pee on the sled. That was.

There was just one time I brought my cousin into church and he peed on the lawn. So the fact guy I was talking about Pete all over my face after I peered Oh my God Jesus Oh this is bad This is bad I have so many stories of horrible

Yeah Yeah you're disgusting Dude did I tell you guys a story of why I'm scared of toilets? Oh my god You're not scared of toilet too Wait wait wait I used to meet I actually am

Okay okay so one time Oh my God I promise this is the last one I was uh my mom used to go do nail So she would go to like these like places and do nails and I would go with her and so I had to use the bathroom one day and I guess I either poop too hard or I used too much toilet paper because when I flushed the toilet it started overflowing. It actually I kept flushing it because it would go down and it just overflowed and started to go underneath the door and into the main hall. Okay, all right, that's it. I'm done.

And I, ever since then, and even to this day, have a fear of toilets. Wait, that is true. I remember this one time when you, I'm just kidding, I'm not going to do that. Anyways, I'm going to give us an open door to a segue. Where is yummy? Oh, he got passed away in his car accident from last week, sadly. Oh, true. Yeah, he's still recovering.

I forgot about that. He's not doing too well. I'll be real. It's not looking good Yeah No but he still was able to get his phase one He's in a coma He's gonna

He's actually gonna be in the top 20 With this video I'm gonna be in the next page member Yeah Phase yummy Can we get Bay's yummy in the chat Can we look at him?

Can we get a phase yummy On Twitter fucking again Two weeks and a row Host a picture of phase yummy Two weeks in a row Honestly where is Yomi Oh wait in mine Wait

There he is I found him Oh there he is Yeah no yummy Yummy couldn't make it. He's going to be making it for the next podcast, the next episode. Yep. He's just got a lot of set up issues right now. I mean, he actually has no desk. So he's like, he's like, he's hunched like a goblin in his room. He actually has a captain crunch. He's like pretty beat. He got beat up by a cardboard box. That is a real thing.

That is a bad bruise on his leg. It's a really bad bruised. Dude, it's actually like popped blood vessel. I don't know how he's so. It's black and it's like red and it's like handling my thread. out a little bit, like just a little tiny bit. Stop, come on. Oh, goodness. It's horrible. Anyway, I want to just mention that I hate all of you guys for playing Eldon Ring because I feel left out, honestly.

Okay, well, who's hot is that? Can you spot it? No, wait. I'm actually curious how, how catering this is to the common audience. You know, who is like familiar with Eldon Ring? What's Eldering? It's been pretty, it's been up there. It's been going crazy.

Type 1 in chat if you played Eldon Ring. Type 1. Oh, not the one. Wait, what'd you even say one? One if what. It's, it's, it's, Elton Ring is good from what I've seen, watching homies play it too.

You guys all say it looks good. It's a amazing game. I just, I don't know what it is right now. I'm just worried to jump into it. You'll get a, I'm taking a break right now. Hmm?

I'm taking a break after 55 hours in. Oh my God. I'm taking a break after 79 hours. Yeah, I'm about 70 in. What? It's really, it's pretty bad. Yeah.

I'm actually level 200 right now. It's actually, absurd. I'm like almost at 200. Yeah. It's pretty addicting. It's like a really it's just bad for you man. I was waking up every single morning. I was waking up every single morning I would

just get on Eldon Ring. Yeah, literally like, I was at school and I was like I'm excited to get home and play Eldon Ring. And I haven't felt like that for a game since like probably a Destiny DLC. True. Actually true. That is very true. This game reignited like something within me. I don't know what it

was. Like it made me feel like Gaming is actually really nice. It actually stops me from streaming sometimes because I just only want to play Eldon Ring. You can stream Elton Ring. Did you know that? No, I don't want to crazy on Fuji. Eldering is my treat.

I don't want to show people my tree. Okay, someone said a nerd emoji. It's time to stop talking about it. Someone said a nerd emoji. I can segue into a different topic. Wait, I do a question though. So, let me go ahead. Can I do this really quick?

You can do your thing. All right, thank you. You can a segue. Watch, get a load of this. All right, so the people listening on YouTube that aren't listening alive. I have a riddle for you. want you to type in the comments when you get the answer.

All right, here's the riddle. I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What are I? Shadow. You're a piece of shit. You let them answer in the comments. No, it's everyone knows the answer. That is like the stupidest riddle I've heard all day.

Okay, so what is black and when it's clean and white and when it's dirty? What? What? Just say like four words. Whoa. What is it? All right. Here's the actual riddle.

What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty? What? Someone said the chockboard. Stop. Let the people on YouTube answer. Okay. So here's the other one. Are you supposed to answer?

No. It's for the people on YouTube. The people are listening at home and they can't make the live. So here's the other riddle. If you got me. If you got me, you want me to share me. If you share me, you haven't kept me. What am I?

Twix. A secret. Grunk. I think it's a podcast. Wait. Wait, was that the answer? I let me did it. This is the last half.

It is. You're getting no GamerSups money. I'm not. I'm not. No more. I'm not talking anymore. Okay. So here's the actual rail for you.

It goes to two legs and it goes back to three legs. Does anyone know that one? No? So YouTubers, what has one head, one foot, and four legs? That's all I want to say. What? Well, answer that in the comments. One head, one foot and four legs?

Yeah. Oh, I know. Wait, say it again? One what? Four legs? One head, one foot, and four legs. Yeah, I know this one. So free.

You don't know a drunk. I'm not going to... How about this? We just don't answer. You know, if you get in the comments, go ahead. If you actually get the right answer in the comments, we will email you $1,000 and... Yeah, I don't know about that one.

All right. Okay, Tanner will email you. Tanner will. If you get it, you have to use code group. Yeah, I love a Tanner just ropes us in. We will email you. Yeah, but... I can't just, like, get me in on that.

Pull's collar You guys aren't going to answer my riddle What starts on four legs Goes to two goes to three afterwards Yeah, it's a human It's a baby and an old man and a dead guy Well That's the answer

And that was a baby than a normal person And then an old person A baby isn't a normal person Let's get that one thing clear They have no idea what's going on the world around Baby's scare the shit out of me Babies actually have no brains I don't mind babies but children like after

When they get to that stage They scare the shit on me Babies make me like really angry. I guarantee babies can't see. They actually can't hear. No, they piss me off.

Babies actually piss me off. I can't just the fact that they cry and you could be going over to a baby and you just start crying. What do I do? I'd cry if you walked up to me too. Okay. You're a baby then.

Sorry. But no, babies actually pissed the world off. They're so stupid and I don't know how they do it. Imagine a six-four giant walking up to you and you are at least a foot tall. You're talking about babies. I know. I'm talking about how they cry when you walk over.

Oh, me walking over to a baby. Yeah. Baby giraffes learn how to walk in seconds. Why can't human babies do that? I thought we were like advanced. We're at top of the food chain and we can't walk. Wait, I heard that babies can swim though. I heard babies can get stepped on easily and they can't do anything.

They can stay aflo, right? They can stay afloat. They somehow flip onto their back with their little baby powers and not drown. Can I touch on another thing about the baby giraffes? They're about as tall as me, and I think I could choke one out as soon as they come out of the world. You want to know what else? When their bird, they fall like five feet off, like to the ground. Ow!

Giraffs are so high in the air. Really? Jesus. The puts are so high up there. It's actually a serious. Wait, I wonder. The giraffe, I don't like that. Do you think a giraffe has ever fallen out of, like, the baby hole and just died on impact?

Yes. The baby hole? You think so? Surely. How do giraffes have six? Can we say one? that topic. I'm going to look it up.

That's a big issue. I'm going to look it up right now for the people listening to us right now. How do giraffes have sex? They literally just hump. Yeah, but they get like a foot taller when they do it. I guarantee that Nick extends. I think they can stand their hind legs for a little like a couple seconds.

Yeah, when they do that, they're actually like, oh my God, I have this crazy picture I want to put in the chat. Do not put that in the chat. Do not put that in the chat. Okay, Cam, edit this into the video, but I'm going to send it to Nick. No, I'm not opening. No. Can you open it?

I'm opening it. I'm closing it. Hey, let's talk about some awesome fitness. Oh, anyway. You go to the gym if you're listening in the live or even. I have a riddle for you. No, stop. We've been working out lately.

And I'm curious. I'm curious to hear how some of us homies right now. I really kind of picked your guys' brains. I go every single day. So you guys hear it because it's just inevitable. but how are you guys doing? You think? I'll let a bunch of fitness in your mouth.

I'm starting now. Oh, that's a good one. Nice, dude. It's a good one. Fitness is very good for the mind, I think. I'll start right now. I like working out, but there's no one at the gym that I talk to. Everyone's like old and like.

Yeah, it depends on the time you go. What time do you go? All the people should not go to the gym. In the mornings. Well, that's why. Go to work so in the morning. Everyone works. Yeah.

Go two or three. The beautiful babes go around later, like beautiful gym goddess Or a beautiful man Jim goddess over in Washington State, my boy There is at least a one gym goddess. She is 6-4 and she's beautiful. You're a gym? She is 6-4 and a princess.

My cousin who's 5-7 said he had sex with a 6-4 girl. I don't even know that's awful. Hey man, we don't hide shame here. Isaac, how tall are you? I just don't know how that's... It was crazy. Six-four. You're six-four?

I have. Prove it. Put your face in the chat. I'm going to come over. I'm going to be the six-four goddess that you have sex with, Tanner. You could be the little five-seven. Tanner just left. I joined on my cell phone.

I joined on my cell phone on an accident. I apologize. I thought he got really scared. I didn't hear anything after that. Hello, shy. Oh, goodness, me. I'm 5-9. I will say that.

I'll be honest. You're 5-10. I thought. I'm 5-10. No, you're not. We're the same height, Nick. We are not the same height. Hold on.

I don't. I was the line. You guys are the same height. I went to the doctor. They said I was 5-9. You guys, I feel like you guys actually have memory loss. No, we just...

I have a tick. And I'm taller than him. I don't have memory loss. I have a tick. I have a gagging tick. Yeah. Tanner, Tanner gag's a lot.

So, yes, like, crouched down. I crouched down. Which makes you feel taller. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That makes you feel taller. I just saw the best thing to do ever. I think we should start doing

like recaps. We just like include them in sentences. So what if we've done so far? Oh, boobs, family trauma, fuck babies and love elderly. Peeing and pooping talk. Pinging, pooping. A lot of podcast summary boobs, family trauma,

gagging, ticks, piss stories, Jim and height talk. We talked about general like young Good shit. School town Foley's. We didn't even talk about boobs. I don't even think we did. Oh, we did.

We did. We did. We just said that we were and we never did. I had to bring it up. Oh, sorry, Isaac. Didn't know. It's okay, man. That's going, it's cool, it's okay.

Can somebody tell me why my TikTok algorithm is filled with ostrichs, how to cook ostrich eggs, and I will say this. What's the last thing? I'm not, I don't want to say the last thing, but just talking about quail eggs? You know what I? All right. It's a lot of special needs. teaching me how to cook. He's me how to cook things.

Ben, they're really good at cooking. Dude, there's this one guy. This one kid he is Down syndrome. He's really good at cooking, like grilling. Yeah. Like barbecue, like ribs or something like that. Yeah, I watched him do it. It was fucking nuts.

See, I have a whole bunch of food TikToks on my, on like my feed, but I don't, I've never seen that before. Like, I see like grills and crawfish and bakes and all that food stuff. Have you seen the Downsendium kid do the crawfish boil? That's actually a real video. It's like they combine the best worlds Wait, I'll be just scrolling and then I see A DJ

And it's like, have you guys seen this live before? Yeah I don't know how he does it, bro I'm gonna be honest, he's got an insane setup But he's like, I think I don't even know I don't know, I don't know how to describe him What, how do you guys get all these? I get old people Who don't see a single word for like a minute

Yeah, that's also another one Yeah, and they just put on a filter for like two seconds And they just like look at the camera for like I get a lot of those There's so many old people in the world It's like not old people I guess the best way to describe it is like crackheads Like like what's it

They're like addicted drugs and they're like a couple They're a couple Oh yeah the redneck couples The redneck couple that like drugs And they like do a song cover and it's really weird TikTok sucks That's the moral story It's pretty awful

I love TikTok my TikTok is great all the time. Sorry, guys. I miss like old school TikTok. Like, I miss the older videos. Like, what did that one guy do? He, like, made a song. Nice.

Eating a burger with no honey mustard. Eating a burger with no honey mustard. Eat a burger with no honey mustard. You remember that guy? Do you remember that guy? Oh, no. Eating a burger with no honey mustard. All right, you have to be 18 to be on this podcast now.

Yeah. You guys are acting like I'm saying some foreign things. You are a foreigner right now. Is that even a song? It's just a sentence. It's not a song. It's just a saying. He's like, eating a burger with no honey mustard.

I've never heard of that. No, I know he's talking about. I'm not crazy. It was literally from like 2018. It was like old. I think it was like last week, actually. And you were just making it. It wasn't for 2018.

It was more like 2019, 2019. It was like, but like, Hey. Yeah. I totally forgot that we were supposed to be talking about fitness and stuff like that. Oh, I can. I can tell you that extra. So today I had a really good workout.

I did a lot of chess today. I did, I did too, I think. All right. I did not all right, workout. All right, all right. I bench pressed. I'll tell you the numbers. I bench pressed,

195, 40 reps total. 40? Yeah, I did a 40 by 10. 40 reps? Bench press. You're an animal. Yeah, I did a 4 by 10 of it,

like, touch and go, and it was powerful. I didn't do any cardio I didn't do any cardio Oh dude Tanner did some Crazy abs Yeah I did I did crazy abs too

Oh my goodness gracious You did one plank I did I did a lot of I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry That's okay I did a lot of blank

Hey question In this core topics list that we have What the hell is evolving With Trends Internet humor What is that? Who put that there? You're fired. No, I know exactly what that means.

That's definitely a tenant. Yeah, you wrote that. I wrote that. I wrote that when I was drinking a hornido's a vodka drink. And what that actually genuinely means is... Are you trying to keep on top of what's funny? Because internet trends are constantly moving, constantly evolving. True.

Dude, are you okay? He's the lagging guy. He looks at the topic down doesn't even know what to talk about. Yeah, I think what I was trying to say. Listen. I think I'm the only one that actually writes in that thing, so you guys are actually fucking up. No, I have a serious question.

It's that when you go to Twitter and you see a specific thing trending, what turns your stomach the most? I'll go first. Don't say it. Okay, I won't say it. You go first. What is one thing that you see trending and it just turns your stomach? There's nothing that really treats my stomach, but I do freak out when, uh, oh, this is going to sound super bisexual.

Yeah. Super bisexual. Go ahead. Bisexual. Yeah, I like this one. See something like, uh, like an artist. When I see, um, Cardi. You know, Frank.

Frank Ocean. Or I see Carole's. I see, uh, somebody. Uh, I pop a little wheelie. You pop a little wily? You pop a little witty? You pop a wheelie? What?

Yeah. I thought he said pop a willie. Yeah. No, wait, hold on. That's a good segue. Speaking of Wheelies, I just saw someone put in chat, and it's been something

that I've been seeing a whole life like an old man. Holy shit. So what's with the doors and wheels shit? What is going on over there? Oh my gosh. People were talking about that in my math class today. They would not shut up.

Are we actually like on the Yanney or Laurel shit again? No, there are. Today was the first time I heard it and I'm already sick of it. See, that's what happens. Evolving. What I need to know. Evolving with internet trends.

Because there's always something that, Okay, this is something I've never heard of. I'm just thinking about it right now. Okay, okay, wait, wait, are there more? There are more wheels than doors. There's more wheels. That is a stupid, that's a stupid, that's a stupid, stupid questions probably ever. There's a stupid, no, stupid, stupid, stupid cheerleader girl talking about how there are more doors.

Oh my God. Run, she was, think about it for a second. You have to think about it. Grun. Because there's four wheels on a car. You're about to be a door guy. Everybody shut up. Everybody shut up.

Everybody shut up. up. There are four wheels on a car and there are also four doors on a car. So this is actually a hard question. Yeah, I know. Whoa. Yes. No. No, there are more doors. There are more doors and here's why. Because even if you had like a

Elevators. Think about just one city. You want to be different so bad, don't you? Shut up. Just one city alone. And think about one giant fucking skyscraper. All of those fucking doors in that building. Okay. That's honestly true. The four doors and four wheels. The wheels. There's five wheels. There's five wheels.

Think about every type of. We had a spare tire. It doesn't matter. No, I'm talking about the steering wheel, brother. There's five of them. We win. Oh, my gosh. Shopping cart wheels.

Any type of wheels. We're also talking about elevators, rotating doors. Oh, my. Someone said a good point. Think about conveyor belts. They have like millions of wheels in one little system. Wait, are we talking about like all wheels or just rubber tires? I think we're talking about all wheels and all wheels.

And this girl in mass class. Guys, there's a war in Ukraine going. on right now and we're talking about. Why do you? Why do you do that? Seriously, do better. Do better. You're so weird.

We're turning on each other. We've turned on each other for the worst already and it's, I'll start it with doors. Just do better, grunk. Honestly. Because of my topic, I apologize. That was a little controversial. The internet trend is part of the internet trend. That's exactly why.

That's exactly why I put that there because I knew what happened. I don't understand. Where did that even come from? Like, where did that argument come from? Yeah, get owned? What, the wheel versus? Where did it come from? Yeah, where do they, uh, like the argument come from?

There's probably some idiot who sat down for too long and his brain started turning backwards. That's like saying there's more balls than like hands. I don't know. Yeah. Is there more light bulbs or water faucets? It's like the same question. Is this dress yellow or slightly blue?

Nice. Slightly orange. It was blue and black. Yeah. It was actually gold. I'm not getting on that type of. No, we're done. We're done with that.

Was it just inverted? No, hang on. Can I touch on this really once more? This girl in my math class today. You're pissed about this. She was like, okay, well then if a draw has hinges, then it's a door. What? What?

You hate this woman. So true, girl. She's the worst ever. She's literally the worst. She's like, she's a classic, like, cheerleader girl who is just, like annoying. Drunk, she's in the chat right now. I don't care.

I think she's a fan. I hope she hears this. She needs to wake up. Oh, dude, man. Wake up. I actually open your eyes once. Oh, my God. Wheelbarrows.

Sorry. Well, isn't that just one? It's one wheel. Two. No, it is one. It's one in the front. Yeah. ATVs don't have any doors.

I really miss talking about bikes. Bicycles. There's only $2 on an 18 wheeler. What if you took a barrel and turned it on its side and rolled it? Would that be a wheel? I think there has to be like some sort of like rolled something. It rolls. I don't know.

Wait. It's not. It's not going to get with this. That's not. Let's not continue. It's going to be everlasting. It's one of these arguments for dumb people. Oh my God.

Listen. we're giving it to this people. I'm going to get into it right now. So a door, there's one side and then another side. So that counts as two doors. No, it does not. That's one. Are you an idiot? Shut up.

That counts as two. You go through one way and then you come out of the other. That's two. Get owned. Wait, actually, he does have a point. I'm a door believer. And then if you go out up the door and four, then that's four. You tell me you have two front doors, one that is inside, one that's outside.

Tell me you're a door believer without telling me you're a door believer. Tell me you believe in doors Do not tell me you believe in doors So what if Now hear me out here What if you were to take a door Make the wood soft And then turn it into a wheel

I don't know you just said That's just a wheel It's not even a door anymore But then you leave the handle and hinges on it Listen listen I'm going to ask you an important question Is the earth round or flat All right moving on

Flat Flat This podcast is sponsored by GamerSubs. Yeah, Gary Subs. Speaking of wheels, we have a brand new Shaker Cup dropping tomorrow at 3 p.m. Speaking of wheels, get those wheels turning for this new Shaker Cup coming on soon.

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There's a good one. They're going to be shipped out on trucks with big wheels on them. Gamer subs is dropping. Make sure when they get your door, make sure you wheel yourself over there. Make sure you get out of your DX racer and wheel yourself to that door. DX racers have like 14 wheels on them. Yeah, think about it.

There's chance. Think about it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How many wheels is your chair have right now? Dude, I think there's 80 doors in my house right now, so I don't know you guys. I was live. I have five wheels on my chair. I live in the land of doors.

Find the key to get out. Hello, my name is ignorance and I am a door believer. I'm actually sitting on the couch right now. Not a no. Wait, we need to have a couch and we start a podcast on the couch. But it has to have wheels on this. It has to have wheels and a door. You're on each side.

Like a Minecraft bench. We talk on both sides of the spectrum here Doors and wheels Wait, we can talk about Minecraft doors Oh hold on guys Oh gaming doors Video game doors Oh wait a second

It makes so much sense because Minecraft Holy fart dude Wait if we wait hold on now Hold on There's no wheels in it Need for speed Force of Horizon GTA 5 Look at all those more wheels

You can't know there's more wheels GTA 5 oh my You get like modern spawn in cars All the time There's more wheels and doors They do Yeah Okay, guys, stop calling us dumb.

We're getting a little bit caught up on the internet trends right now. Yeah, see, that's exactly why. We're so trendy and you love us, plus you heart the podcast. Remember that conversation we had the other night, and you guys called me so weird for it about the whole... What is the conversation? The whole thing about, like, render distance and why that's really a thing. Yeah, no, we're not talking about that.

I do not want to bring that up. It is the worst thing. Who are you? Basically, render distance exists in real life. No, it doesn't... Basically, render distance exists in real life. Okay, you know what? No, explain your argument.

Explain your argument. It's just a simple true argument that if a tree falls... I'll mute myself. Go ahead. If a tree falls and there's nobody around to hear it, it does not make a sound. And if you say that it does, I need you to prove to me it does. And the minute that you go and try and...

Put a camera, walk away. Put a camera, walk away, record it, and then come back, listen to the camera video. Yeah, but you can. But then that's technically recording it, right? And so if there's no one there, nothing present, then it doesn't make a sound. But it makes a sound on the recording, so it makes a sound.

But... No, it's... The camera recording is proof. It's proof. It's proof. It's proof. The point is that if you had a camera, right, then you're technically recording data. Okay, hold. I'll switch teams here. I'll switch teams here for a second. What he's trying to say is that there is no proof of anything without recording data and information.

Yeah, that's true. That makes sense. Yes. So it does not make a sound. But then his stupid argument is that if there is no record of it, it doesn't exist. Yeah, that's the word part. For all I know, Isaac's voice is just the only thing present to me right now because I have no way of knowing if Isaac is actually talking to. Yeah, because like there's this infinite paradox where it's like you, if whatever you're not looking at actively is not real. It's just not there. Correct.

Like, like the second you turn around, it all comes back in. I don't think that's a paradox. I think that's a conspiracy theory. And actually you're going to tell me that many of the simulation like Rick and Morty. It's called render distance, bro. Just raise it then. It's conred distance, bro. Just raising the settings.

This podcast sucks. It's the same argument of saying when I go to bed, everyone turns off. Do they turn off? I'm going to bed right now. The world doesn't stop spending for you. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. All right, this is what I'm going to tell you. Okay.

And I'm going to bring up the cat again. Shodinger's cat, okay? Lord, you have mercy. You do not know if the cat is dead or alive until you open the box, hence recording data. So the cat is both dead What if it starts smelling? What if it starts rotting and decomposing? You can spell it.

That's data. That's recording data. You know what? Your brains are just tiny and I'm so awesome and smart. No, I think that, dude, you're pissing a lot of people off with this podcast. It's just an infinite loop of flat circle,

Auroboros, everything. Oraboros. Aphrodite Greek mythology. So I called me a fat Eboy in chat. I saw that. I saw that. I told you. What?

You are a fat Eboy. I don't. see the fat eboy and Chad, therefore it's not be true because... Oh! Oh! You just got to own. Dude! Oh my God.

Yeah, what are you going to say about it? Yeah, leave this call and let us finish up the podcast. We'll wrap this up for you. This is definitely our last podcast episode. We're not joking in the beginning of this. We're not kidding. We aimed to take each other. Gamer stops. I apologize.

Binance. We'll come back. I don't know what's going to happen. Thank you to the Burger King Whopper. Burger King Wopper. Thank you for the Wopper. Thank you, Whopper. Technically, Woppers don't exist until we eat one.

That sucked. That was the worst. We're going to cut it early. That was the worst thing. I heard all year. The podcast is only like 45 minutes long versus the hour quota we have to meet. We have to meet an hour quota?

I don't know. I just made it up. Oh. Okay. Oh. Anyways. What contractually bound? So this is,

all right. So we basically had, we had no topics until about 45 minutes ago. So I guess now is it time for the Q&A. Well, you know. Yeah, I'm just kidding. We're not doing that. I mean, you guys like.

If you do want. I see secondary topics, not priority. Lie to audience. Guys, did you know that the Schrodinger's cat is both dead and alive because blah, blah, we do you guys know that when you turn away from person, they have a second of a, like they just freeze for like a split second. Yeah. You know.

No, no, no. We have FPS rate And you can hack it by blinking really fast And spinning once And you get a crazy FPS boost And hurts refresh rate boost To add to Grunx argument You're breathing manually right now

Oh And you can feel your tongue And you're blinking now You're blinking You're blinking you're blinking You're controlling everything You control everything You control everything

You have to move You have to crack your knuckles too I bet Stop stop No wait I gotta crack my nose Your lips are dry You have to lick them. Oh, got you. Got your leg in your lips.

I got your way. Relax your shoulders. Whoa. Jesus Christ. Stop. You're actually hacking my body right now. You can't be doing this anymore. It's on the roof of your mouth.

Relax it. Relax your shoulders. Relax your shoulders. I just actually like went cross-eyed for a second. Yeah. Eyebrows are just the slightest bit furrowed. Do you see that TikTok world? I was like this guy had like a furrowed row.

It's like, this is like, This is actually natural sunglasses. If you have an alpha. It's like you actually don't need sunglasses if you have alpha male furrowed furrowed brow. Oh, my gosh. Dude, I'm so aware now. That's how you got here dissociation

is you just like crack your knuckles and look around. Someone asked an important question here. What is it? But they said, is Donna too going to be a thing? No. No. Who the fuck? It's not going to be.

We're actually sick of making music and we're done this tomorrow. Yeah, we got burnt out. Yeah. Honestly, Zanagan Skywalk wasn't going to do it, so we actually just canceled all of it. Yes. Shalom Tomb fails. Shalom 2 is not happening.

Shalom 2. Dot that. Oh my God. Get that out of here right now, young man. Well, to answer. the question. I guess it's not happening. Yeah, sorry. And there's that. There's that topic.

Yeah. Just down the train. Okay, you know what? Maybe it will happen. If you're lucky. Yeah, if you're lucky, it'll happen. If you cross your fingers and wear your PJs inside out tonight, it might happen. If they're, you're, okay, wait. Shut the fuck up, Isaac. Sorry, sorry, no. Who wears PJs? Like anyone ever.

I get naked, frowny. You're the only human being. They're, I just wear comfortable pants. Why do you actually wear young? Okay, the difference between me and you is that I get dressed up for the day and go outside and then come back home and want to change it to something comfortable. Fucking weirdo. We all do. We all change that. What do you mean?

I actually wear my PSD underwear. It's like extra heat. Do you actually have PSD underwear? I love their underwear. No, I was just pretending we're sponsored by PSD. Thank you PSD for speaking of PSD. I actually have one of one GamerSups underwear. Wait, actually.

You should not leak that. I actually don't like that. Now hold on. Speaking of GamerSups. Oh boy. I've done it so many times. Stop. I can die.

I don't want to do it. If you use code group. Oh my God. I'm kidding. Guys. We'll wait. Wait, wait. When is Big T. streaming?

Oh, shit. I've done that a while. Guys, we have to come up with a new thing. Remember be funny. Okay, cool. Stop. Remember. Who wrote that?

I did. I did. Because some of you y'all motherfuckers ain't being funny. Like who? Call them out. Name names. Larry. Whoa.

Yeah. You're like the class pet. You're Frank Ocean heaven ass. What did I even do? Sorry, sorry. It's okay. Honestly, I could just like start. I can actually drop some bars that I wrote in my notes for Donna too.

Yeah. Or just drop them right now. Okay. A pussy on my breath. Yeah. Pussy on my breath. Yeah. Hey, oh, what's that smell?

I think, no, I'm not going to say the rest. Keep them guessing. You guys will never guess what the next words were, like ever. And then if I go to my next one, I don't give a fuck about religion. I don't give both. Wow. Wow. Real lyrics into my notes.

I can. screenshot it for proof, but that's real. I actually believe you wrote that down right after the video we watched. I have a screenshot. Oh, goodness me. Guys, well, that's about it for today's podcast. I just hit an hour on our recording. That means I'm done.

Can I mention something? No, no, no, we got to keep going. Oh, boy. Are you going to tell us a story about how you pissed your pants in your four? No, you're going to feel really bad for what I'm about to say now that you just assumed that. Someone just yem me, and it's in my request right now. And they said, hi, Nick. One of my hamsters died unexpectedly.

Whoa! Why would you bring that up? Guys. You cannot damn. I guess the guy like microwaves are crushed by a big hydraulic press machine. What? And they said, and I'm so sad, I've been crying all night and day. Dude.

Okay, I'm sorry. I just want to mention to this person in today, I'm sorry for your loss. Hamsters are generally the best pet. Hamsters are actually like... But I will be honest, they always die in funny ways. Yeah, I was, I was going to say, this is a bit like rough. Okay. But like, why do hamsters always die in the most horrific way possible?

Dude, I was told the other day, somebody was like, oh yeah, one time I accidentally sat on my hamster and when I woke up, its arm was like across the room. I'm like, what? There's one person in the audience who is sobbing right now when you're talking. Okay, one time I was asleep and I felt something on my bare chest and I grabbed that dude across the room. Dude, dude, one time when my hamsters got out of the cage,

and we found it underneath the refrigerator. trying to swarm from our cat. Oh my God. I'm not kidding you in that story. That story I told you was true. Yeah. When I was asleep, I'm vacuumed up my hamster. My mom vacuumed up my hamster.

Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. No, it's not. You're like. No, it was stuck in the door. Oh, my God.

My mom, so we had two fish. One died. And my mom was like, well, one died. Let's just put the other one down the toilet too, which was a lot. So we just ended up flushing What? Yep Oh my God!

Which was, It was kind of funny at the time, but Yeah, it was kind of funny, I'm sure. Well, I didn't actually understand it. I was just like, Oh, dude, okay, this is gonna be super nasty, but I used to have a pug that I found on the street.

And then once I was, it was getting like really sick and my dad was like, no, I think she's just like pregnant or something. And then the next morning, I went outside and she was stiff. Oh. Oh, wait, tell me how she was stiff. Yeah, why did she say she was stiff?

She died. Yeah, but you could have just said she died. She was stiff. I tried. I thought she was asleep, but she was dead. She was stiff. She was stiff as a board with a nail in it. Turn it off.

It's a fucking awful. God. No, I had to bury her. She's in my backyard. Oh, my God. Why does she grows into a beautiful tree? Oh, she could. Is she actually good? A little tomato tree. Like a little tomato tree. When my first cat passed away, we had to bury her in the backyard,

and then my dog pissed on where we buried her. Okay, cheers. We're just like, we're just trying to one-up each other. They were homeless, though. Yeah. Yeah, my German Shepherd got eaten by a hot bag rails Yeah, what time I let my half throw out for a walk and a giant bird, like, whooped it up. My hamster sat outside for too long and got burnt to a crisp by the sun.

It turned into a little suns and thought on my driveway. Yeah, it was like a shower. My dog actually fell into a sinkhole and like, a giraffe like head butted my mom. I had a goldfish in the second grade and jumped out of the bowl and into the garbage. as possible. Longest lasting fish you guys. I've never had a fish,

dude. I've never had a fish. Yeah, if you've owned a fish, actually. I literally went up to people that had fish. Like, just a bullion. I'd grab it and start swinging it around. Dude, I want a fish, and it lasted for seven years. I want it from a carnival playing this.

No, my God. That was like a lucky fish. Big fucker. I think carnival fish are super, like actual super fish. Yep. Dude, seven years that guy. He lived for seven fucking holes.

They could be robots. They could be robots. Surveillance. Surveillance. Yeah. Oh, what? You said fish are like surveillance drones? Yeah.

You ever wonder why they don't talk? That was the worst thing I heard all year. Dude. Oh, man. That fish did was a real good. half head butted his mom I've never said that

Isaac yeah are we able to talk about your hamster or not your hamster your rabbit no wait your hamster was actually

named punk ass oh well he had a rabbit right oh my god remember punk ass yeah it wasn't

I took care of it wasn't mine though it was my sisters is it still like alive peanut has passed away what yeah

we have twin two new ones When did the rabbit die? That was months ago. Oh. Well, it was, I mean, she was, she was wholly old. I think she was older than my dog and he's nine or eight. Whoa.

Dude, my, my mom left our rabbit outside in the wintertime and we forgot about it until after wintertime. And that thing was just frozen. Yeah. No. You can, you, okay, like, you can keep rabbits outside. because they like shed fur and they have a whole bunch of it. But if you forget to feed it, yeah, it's going to fucking die. Well, I think it just throws to death.

I don't know. That's pretty hard to believe. I mean, my rabbits have been outside all winter. I was actually trampled my dog. I didn't understand why until that. Wait, what? I just totally missed on what you just said. Wait, what did you say grunk?

One time I trampled my dog. No, I said a horse trampled my dog. Is that true? No, and it's not true. Oh. But it's a very plausible thing. What could happen? Like, no, if you get, like, kicked with the hind leg of a horse, you're actually dead.

Like, your diaphragm is destroyed. Can I tell you a real-life story that happened to my sister's friend? Oh, dude, this is just the story times of, like, your sister's friend? My sister's friend had a little dog, and she witnessed her dog get swooped up by a big giant bird and flew away. That happens in my neighborhood, too. No, it was real. Like, she's like, like, I think they're usually, like, 20 miles away with their dog. That's not real.

That's not real. Fultures will literally swoop up tiny. No, yeah. She was wrong. My, uh, my neighbors have chickens, and I literally witnessed a hawk, like, swoop and pick one up. Oh, my God. That's, like, the funniest way to go. That's so sad.

birds will grab toddlers and shit apparently No they will not Big birds They will leave that If they're small enough Yeah Like taradactyls

Why? So anyone under 4 5 foot 12 Don't go outside Yeah When I was a baby I used to take off my diaper Run outside naked

And my mom said That the birds would eat my worm If I don't get back inside No And so I ran back inside And put clothes on I was like one or two And I think three

Anyways You watch this You're one Yeah Yeah Wait a minute. You did not run when you were one years old. Yeah, no, it couldn't be one.

Yeah, really? I knew what a worm was. I started remembering when I was three. That's one of my memory and update installed gaming records. All right. That sucks. That was that. First of all, that is real.

That's when my software got updated. Yeah, no, consciousness. When you, like, gain consciousness or something like that. What's the first memory you've had? No, it's when you get object permanence, I think. What is the? I think mine was when I fell down the stairs. Dude, your first memory?

I don't believe. I didn't think of a first memory. I don't believe my father when he says, I remember when I was one years old. Yeah. I remember a kid used to say I remember when I was in the belly. Like, shut up. You did not remember that.

When my dad says, I remember when I was one years old, I stopped listening completely and I just don't listen. It was literally yesterday that was like, oh, I remember my grandfather. His name was Uncle Joe. Yeah, yeah. Fucking right.

Your dad's father was named. Grandpa Joe passed away six years before I was born. and somehow I remembered him. I think I was making it up, but it made sense at the time. Well, I fell down the stairs when I was a baby, so. I don't care. My dog jumped over my fence and got hit. Well, my cow jumped over the moon.

And you play the fiddle or so. Play the fiddle. I believe we are wrapping up this podcast. We have gone over with what we just talked about. We're wrapping it up with that. Yeah. We're going to wrap it up with silly jokes. We should wrap it.

We'll wrap it up with that. Oh, goodness. Now we're 10. Yeah, I apologize. For the people of listening at home, remember, use code group for 10% off your wife and champ. And answer the riddle in the comments, which is what's black and blue and red all over?

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That is a correct answer. Who the hell said, why would you say newspaper? Yeah, red all over. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, okay. You read it all over. It's black and blue part. Bro, how did you...

What's the black and blue part? No, black and blue is a black and blue is a red. it's black and red. Tell me why, how is the newspaper black and blue? No, it's black and white. Black and white and red all over. Tennis said black and blue and red all over.

He did not. Yes, he did. Stop. He said black and blue. Listen, the listeners will know tomorrow. We're going to come to a close here. Never eat soggy waffles or never eat shredded wheat. What did you learn?

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And then a giraffe like actually abducted a little kid. And it was really crazy. Dude, it was like, you guys should. been there. Yeah, it was weird. See you next week. Go ahead and do the thing. Next week. Same time next week, guys.

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