The Group Chat - #20 - BIG NEWS! ft. jschlatt

Episode Date: July 30, 2022

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Ladies and... Gentlemen, welcome back to episode four of the group chat podcast. Bonnie one? I think we're on episode six. It's episode 20. We're episode 20. Welcome back to episode 20 of the group chat podcast. We have two special guests today.

We have Nick and Schlett. Every podcast with white dudes be like, hey, welcome back to the podcast. What episode is this? I feel like we just started this. What episode? We're such good friends. We just start YouTube channels. I think we'd be really funny.

Oh, Tanner, what was that you were just doing? Can you do that again really quick? Yeah, let me see that cup real quick. What is that? Wait, nonchalantly drinks? Nonchalantly drink. Is that my titty cup? No, it's the cat one.

I didn't purchase yours because I like in stuff for free. I'm going to be realized. You get 10% off with code schlat or group. Group, group, group, group. Code group. Group is easy. Who is easy. Tanner, are you enjoying the new Cahos?

New Cahos? Pleasure. Dude, this ex-Porn star drink is absolutely divine. It's just coursing through my veins. It's just like, fill in my little tummy, my pink tummy up. We should make a code for GamerSups that charges double, and then we keep all the extra revenue.

And it's just, the code is just like, fuck you or something. It's like a typo. It's like instead of group, we switch the O, you. Yeah, that's like, go out. And for their fuck up from his spelling. They spell

right wrong. Yeah, they get it's $40. It gets $40 to like $130. You should do that with your name. Every time someone spells your name wrong, it's so common. If they do I-S-S-A-C why in any code, it just like

quadruples the price. And then they they get their house foreclosed. Isaac always has his name is spelled. It's I-S-A-C. It's bad. No one's spelled. Then everybody, everybody always like will email the customer support after they get charged like $400

and then we have to be like, I can explain. We actually just promote it. Use code grew up for double the price in your next order. And then it's their... And then it's like, I'm going to have to call you back. Yeah, one second. I'm currently filling up a cup of blue.

I'm sorry, I tweeted at you guys. Bring me on a podcast and I'll just shill products. No, yeah, that's fun. And so there's two scoops into a small, small water bottle. You always, you always just put a little one in. Donato that shit down. Yeah, actually, you know what? That's literal syrup.

Holy. You're going to go into cardiac arrest this episode. You're going to get here. You may or may not endorse this. No, it's a special formula that keeps you cool, calm, and collected. Oh. Uh-huh. And it tastes great.

It wasn't even gamers. What is blue? Four scoops of DMA. What is blue? Blue is blue-res, dude. It's the best game of stuff. flavor. I don't have red. My god. I don't know.

It's just holding a blue color of color, blue blue. It's just too blue. It's no. What? What do you just say? It's just a way to make you satchering. It looks great. I already say blue like 35. Blue color of blue blue color blue color blue color.

It's too blue. It's making me nervous. You're fucking losing your mind right now. Sleepy Joe. Yeah, yeah. Wake up, buddy. Fucking CGO. He was awake. He was awake.

That's for sure. Sleepy Joe was wide awake the other day. Sleepy Joe had like his, the, his eyelids taped on top of his head. He definitely was drinking blue before that press conference. He put four school. I was the guy who actually prepared his blue for him. Dude,

that was the most Joe Biden has ever cared about anything. That's specific speech. It was all eyes on him. He blinked once in five minutes. That's actually a very. You know how impressive that is for an 80-year-old man to not blink for that long? That's fucking different.

His eyes must have been like, been like dusty after that, dude. They're like rusty. There's like a little gust of dust that comes off like, it had to have been CGI though, because if you look closely to his eyeball, it's literally like bugging out. It's like glitching.

If you keep looking at it, it looks like his eyes are shrinking. Like the blink is crazy. It's sucking your soul out of you. That's what's happening. The blink is. Probably just shot him up with some crazy, like, adrenaline. What do you mean?

What? No, because I was when he was doing. He has the president of the United States cocaine. He has COVID. He needs some blowing him. He needs some shit, you know? Do you know who his son is? Hunter fucking B. Biden.

He gave him some cocaine immediately before that press conference. Fucking heroin, dude. Hunter B. Biden provided him. No, I know. How old is Hunter Biden? Like, 40. See, that's so weird to me because Hunter Biden sounds like such a chill fucking name like, oh, I know you're just

chill like that. He's chill as a yeah. He's fronitudes. He's pretty much. He's he's pretty chum. He does heroin and he like fucks prostitutes and shit. He's like recording the last thing. He's kind of the coolest presidential

son like ever. Yeah. He sent Joe like porn. That's real. Dad, check this out. Joe's like, that's fucking cool, man. Damn. All right. He's a press conference.

My son's cool as fuck. Look at this. He was the meeting? He's like, look at my son's dick. He's like, crazy. He's just like showing everyone his like a little phone. All right. Just go just look at my son's saying.

He'll go here today and check out with my son or something this morning. Presidential briefing. He just the fucking boils up the phone. I'm not. He had to like, nobody can see it. He's like, look at that. My son. My son's one. The brightness all the way down.

He holds his, he gets the text and he's like, he gets that old person where he squips his eyes and holds it far away. Whoa. You're like a slighter. That's a pecker. Whoa. Now that's a pecker. That's my son's cock right there.

I'm going to be making a video soon. And it's a tier list of every Joe Biden fuck up. No way. That's the history. Can you fit all of those on a tier list? Well, I mean, I asked my mods to start compiling like the goofs and the gaffs and the and the, you know, like the time when they literally had a guy point, don't go this way to go into the White House and he kept walking straight onto the grass. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's shit like that.

And I asked my mods to start to start compiling a list. And it had to have been a week ago and I haven't heard back yet. So they're still doing it. I'm hoping. Still sitting there with like eight hours. I'm hoping that that video where he is, I think he's right next to Kamala Harris and someone edits like a ice cream truck behind him.

That's the one. He just goes his wife. He just leaves and just goes and chases it. That's probably one of my favorite ones. There's a, he falls off the bike. He has a script that says you say thank you. You sit down and not you. You do this.

Oh, wait. What about the motor? he's like, you want to go fat? I can do what person would do. He's like, listen, listen, listen, fat. All right. I think that's my favorite one.

He's such a beat. I'm a supporter. Joe, define American one word. I was in the Himalayas. Footills of the Himalayas was Jing, Jing, Jing Ping. We call him Pope like the greatest of African-American baseball football.

That is crazy. He called the holiness. You're the greatest African-American NBA player of all time. The only guy, Timur speak to God, and he told him he's the greatest in the MLB. The greatest African-Frican player of all-time. And it was like, you just called him the,

I don't know what did he say. He's not told no. He's like a lady there telling, hey, Joe. Yeah, like, Joe, you just called him the greatest African baseball player. You're like, shut up, fat. Hold on. Let me tell her, though. Shut up, fat, I'm busy.

I feel so bad. It was an old clip of him, right, where he said he was Joe Biden's husband. I'll Joe Biden. Yeah, he was always saying Jill Biden, apparently. Why, as a presidential candidate, would you introduce yourself as the president of Jill Biden? Who the fuck knows who Jill Biden is? Who knows who that is? Just say you're Joe Biden.

Say, I am Joe Biden. I am the president. or I'm the husband of Jill Biden. My name, my name's the husband of Jill Biden. Joe Biden, after 75 minutes of meeting with the Pope, shakes his hand and says, you're the famous African-American baseball player in America. And he gets cut off.

He's like, I wonder, I actually wonder. I just don't watch the translator do that and like speak to the Pope. Your Holiness. Do you think the Secret Service has been the same for like a few years? And there are people that have been there for like multiple presidents. And now they're dealing with this. present and it's just like a daycare

like it's not normal at all. They give Joe Biden like a paddleball he's like yeah this shit's fucking he got off the plane he went to he flew to Israel not too long ago I'm pretty sure that's where he was gone and he got up the plane

goes down all the steps the second he stops the steps and steps under the tarmac or the airport he goes what am I doing now and and the lady who who's job it is to sit

to like stand right at the bottom of the steps, she points to the ground and it begins walking. Dude. Insane. How did, uh, right there, Joe. Boo. Do you like crank him in the back?

Yeah. Crank him. Right. You look up and you see Hunter button poking his head out the side with a little remote control. Come on, Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.

I don't you get porn after this. Come on, Dan. I love that family. Dear to my heart. Joe Biden. The Biden residents. We really talked with the Bidens for that long, huh? Wait, we can keep going.

We can keep going, brother. Joe Biden for a lot. 13 billion, million, billion, billion, trillion. Bigillion trillion. Yeah, I did, I did make, or write down some topics for today. Yeah, let's hear some.

Yeah, let's hear what you got with first, girl. I'll go down the list. So this one is pretty good. Favorite shows. That one's pretty easy. We have, is God real? Okay. Oh, my God.

He's a famous African-American baseball. Zero to 100 on the topic. Yeah, what? We got goblins or orcs. Mario or Luigi. Mario or Luigi. childhood games okay

dead or alive skinny or fat can we can we just do one in the time what a bombshell childhood Gambino what

what is this one what is this one the answer to yeah one of us I don't know that's just a he's got

I think a good one is killed or killer what is that mean? Would you rather get killed or be a killer and be on

wait would you rather be murdered or murder someone? Yeah I'm gonna fucking kill somebody. I don't know. He has to be on the run for the rest of your life.

It's better than being dead. Yeah, I guess you're right. That was a good one. That was your guy. Wait, why does Larry look like he's being deep faked like in real time? No. He's good. What is going on?

He's about to give him a speech. This is how he looks. No, it just looks like, I don't know, I feel like I'm watching a Joe Biden clip right now. No. That's normal. You read the speech. You take your seat, Larry. You do the podcast.

Oh, yeah. Well, this is a cloud. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's hot. Oh. What is this on her? My wife.

A wife. Oh, yeah. Oh. Hell yes. Oh, hell yes. I do look like a father of like eight. Are you? Or the topic.

It looks like a felon. Those aren't even topics. Do I look Mexican here? No, one, one, one is what, what fictional world would you want to live in? That's a real one I wrote down. You know, one where Biden is like normal. The Biden, this is Biden air, question air, speak, podcast. I want to live with SpongeBob.

I think SpongeBob is a W. I think Adventure Time is also a W. Yeah, Adventure Time's great. I would probably live in Adventure Time. Yeah. I think that's like the coolest place ever. I would live in, dude. regular show.

No. Absolutely but regular. Dude. Shows we're going to live in? Courage. I was just

exactly. I was going to fucking say courage. I want to live with Muriel. Muriel She's bad as old.

That was a sleeper word. That was a Sleeper Asian word. Sorry, are we saying? Oh. What are the old

guy said? I forget. You're just. You're just. You're just. Super dog. And you're just mad. I'm fucking modeling.

God. You make me look bad. What the fuck is going on there? What are you talking about? Remember on the courage of the Cowley Doggipses where he would speak like perfect English for like 10 minutes? He's like, I got to go find Muriel before anything else. And I'm like, what? He's like, I'm going to.

And then by the end of the episode, oh, you're real. We're going to go and leave. We're going to get to the. I thought everything is back to normal to my dogs. I'm like, how did that fucking happen? You remember the little blue fetus thing? Oh, yeah. That was like a, oh, yeah.

His dream. That was like Top Mojo's, like, Tomojo's scariest childhood traumas ever. It's like that was weird shit. Like late 90s, early 2000s cartoons. They have 100%. Return the slab was easily the scariest episode. Like, return the slab. It's like this little creature.

That's like the alien with like the long hair sticking out. He was at the front door. And he was like, Dude, I was actually so scared of that episode. Yeah, like I didn't go walk down my hallway to go to the bathroom because of how dark it was. I literally, like, peed onto the floor because I could not walk to the hallway. Because I thought that thing was going to be in the other room. I stood up on my couch, peed onto the carpet, and went back to bed because I did that.

What? That's how scary that episode was. I could not walk to my hallway in the dark. I didn't want to go walk 10 feet. I thought he was going to get me. So I stood up on my couch and I peed on the carpet. You were probably like 14 years old when you did that. I was like 13 at least or 12

But my dad was like My dad was like did you fucking pee on the carpet? I was like no I told him no I didn't I said no I spilled juice The dog did it and then there's no dog He was like that does not what juice smells like I spilled juice I don't know what else you want to say It was inspired I don't know what to tell you

I don't know what's going on I was I was most scared of Robot Chicken Because I would watch that shit Because I was like up at night You know that kind of kid And so like Robot Chicken came on I remember this one episode where like Mario and Luigi were like in the hood. And I forgot, they like robbed a car.

I was talking about. And then Mario got shot in the head or some shit. This is real? It was crazy. And then like Toad, Erwas Yoshi, he drove up to like the wrong part of the hood. And he got like beat to death. I'm like, ate in the lot. I think Toad was like by a drive by.

That's Mario and Luigi take on Vice City. sure. It's like a great classic YouTube video. It's good. And then he like takes shroom. He takes like a bite out of like Toad's head or something. Is that one thing?

Oh, no, that's that's racist Mario. Oh, that's racist, man. That's a whole other animation. Yeah, that's different. That one's good though. That one's good too. All right.

Well, speaking of this, Mario or Luigi, who's better? He's gonna fucking Luigi Team Luigi Reef the room And look at my hat That's like the coolest thing ever Cress What do you do?

Sucks off ghosts. Oh Yeah that's hard Yeah Mario's fat and he's a loser He's like chasing a bitch this whole life He never gets to her like Wow

I would always play as Luigi Because Luigi had a better Like a jump ability He would always go higher and faster Oh yeah He sounds like it's true Oh, yeah. He's also piping Daisy, which is...

Oh, yeah. A beautiful Latina? Oh, my God. What? Daisy's not Latina. She's crazy. Daisy's Latina. I love Latina.

Is she? No. No, she's not. Daisy Latina. No, I don't look up Daisy Latina. Views at home, whatever you do. Do not look up Daisy Latina. Do not.

She is like just white? Peach is as white as they come. Yeah. Yeah. She's a white hair, blue eyes. Girl, what you say? Oh, I was going to say that, but I didn't want to be rude. Well, you did it for me.

You're like, all right. Can't bleak that out. No, keep it in. Keep it in. Yeah, that's fine. Let's show the world. Cam, keep it in. Oops.

He can't be fine. It's not like he watches these podcasts anyway. He just goes based on the notes. He watches him. Ow. You watches him. Yeah, because how else would he have known to done the glitzies and Yummy's mouth? If you're watching this, add an explosion right here.

Okay? And no one's saying anything. And no one's, there's not going to be an explosion there in final cut. All right, Cam, you know what to do. All right, Cam, you know what to do. Dude. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop.

I'm getting. I'm actually getting up. We have flashbacks. Tap dancing. Larry is drinking water. If we drink too much gamer subs, maybe bounce up and down a little bit in excitement. I really don't know why I decided to down.

What is it? How is it a taste It's a lot of caffeine Is it too blue? That's four blue That's four blue That's 400 milligrams of caffeine by the way I mean is that like

Is it too much blue? I guess it's just like Undrinkable That's like half a day Of blue probably Oh that's more than More than half a day Yeah

Not for me Four or three How much caffeine do you consume In a day Schlatt do you think? Oh shit ton Really? I yeah like I live on

Dr. Pepper and Gamer Sups Pretty much Dr. It's time for me to wake up Hell not Who's a alarm was that? He's waking up and got that old lady alarm

Who's still on like a Motorola razor? I saw this TikTok, let me find it. Isaac making so much I just got on a roller bowl of race. Isaac is really humble with his money though. Okay, listen to this phone like startup sound I found on TikTok. What the fuck? That's a crazy.

startup. That was just him unlocking the screen. I don't know what it is. Fucking Mexicans in their phones, but like every party I go to, they'll be like a dad like on the side and he'll be on his phone.

And it's like 20 notifications over and over. And he's like, he's just like scroll. I don't know what the fuck they're doing, but it's always like a stupid little ringtone and like, bring ding ding ding, ding, ding. Monday? They just have like all their Facebook notifications live.

Like sounds, badges, everything on. They accept all the terms. They accept everything. It's not that good. They're like, oh, Ray William Johnson just posted a new video to Facebook. Everybody. All right, everyone got around. Come on, come on.

Why are you taking a selfie? Everybody watches. There's like a whole, like everybody's watching Ray William Johnson. There's a whole crowd behind him watching. They're going to the side. What? Oh, shit. Oh, nice.

That's pretty nice. We can't. No one who doesn't know what that is is able to tow it. Yeah, you're a furry? No. Be talking about. If you were a furry, what would you be? I'd be courage.

I'd be courage. I'd be courage of a cowardice dog. I'd be like a purple dog. I'd be Jake. Okay, wait. Speaking of like Jake, dude, I keep on seeing these fucking videos on TikTok about multiverses and I haven't It's actually fun

I tried it for the first time today It's fun I haven't even touched a game at all Is it good? I own I haven't lost a single game I play like 10 games I haven't lost single game After like 11 games

You get put into like the Godiloh And then you're gonna get collapsed by After 11 games You get LeBron James The sound design is like stimulating It's uh It's really satisfying Like hits are super satisfying

It's that it's great I don't know I just I see a whole lot of it And I know it's running Twitch right now It is running fucking Twitch Straight Straight was keeping up But not a lot

more, man. If you can be Tom and Jerry and then LeBron James, I think it's gonna be a pretty good game. Yeah, that's true. If Tom from Tom and Jerry can talk to LeBron James,

it's a good game. Yeah. There's a funny clip of Connery's Bands. He was playing the multiverse, and then a hacker joined his lobby. And I guess he,

like, unlocked Rick and Morty early. And he just had Rick Sanchez in the background. He's like, what the fuck? He was, like, he was just fucking gross-looking. Is Rick not out? Are they, uh,

I don't think Rick's out? Yeah, I don't know how he unlocked. It's a hacker in his lobby. What was your, uh, what was you guys' favorite childhood game? Like, your first ever, like, when you were a kid. Like, we're talking, like, not like when you're, like, eight or nine, maybe ten, you get Xbox Live.

I'm talking, like, DS. I'm talking, like, maybe in 64, like. Dude, there's... Backyard baseball, 2003. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I think that was one of the games I saw on a Game Boy cartridge for, like,

$0.43 at GameStop that I just shook my head to. I was not about all those GameStop ones I just had that big ass deal that the big thick one, the big thick DS. Oh, the first one. The very first one. The very first one.

The very first one. What are you talking about? You put the cartridge on top or you could put a Game Boy cartridge in the bottom. Oh, oh, that was a thing? Yeah. Gameboy cartridge. You mean like the Game Boy Advance?

So before the, no, he's talking about the DS, right? The folding one, before the DSI that had the Game Boy slot in it. Oh, yeah. That was my first one. Straight up, just the... Just regular GSLIN. Yeah, when they were only...

There was only black, blue, and red. That's when the Game Boys were still out, but they wanted to let you still be able to play Game Boy games. They were like... Dude, they were really good at, like, crossing over consoles. I don't think anyone has done that, no, no it is. They don't allow any... What do you mean about that?

Crossing over consoles. It was like 2003 and they were like, okay, yeah, I guess we'll have a Game Boy, like, option for our DS. Oh, right, right. Like who else? I kind of wish in games there's a lot more crossovers.

I mean, the most you see is probably like in Fortnite where you have fucking like Darth Vader fighting against

Rick Sanchez. Narito and then he shoots him in the fucking skull and his like brain splatter and then John Wick

suits down and Spider Man and Thor over there. John Wick like pets down Spider Man takes out his mask puts like a fucking

pistol being back of the skull shoots him blood all over the pavement Yummy's heard this before Yummy Oh, yeah.

I know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Shogging under the back of the skull, blood all over the face of the back of the school. Yeah, Larry probably said that eight times in 20 minutes on a stream and he didn't even realize. What?

But he was just talking, we were watching Darmand videos that we were shitting on him and he just kept doing the same scenario over and over. But I remember when I was, I was probably like eight. I used to go to basketball games

before I was like playing basketball with my friend. And he had a DSI. And we weren't allowed to cuss at the time. obviously because I was eight. So what we would do is we'd say Gus words backwards in the DSI with the little audio thing

and then we would reverse it. We would reverse it and play. Dude. And we felt so cool doing that. Remember on the DS? There was like the little drawy game like the flip of something. What was it called?

Flip note studio. Flip note studio. Yeah, dude. Flip note. I was the original the guy's running and then he kicks the person. Yeah, yeah.

The dude's like working. He's completely bent over. Some guy runs, kicks him and he falls. That was the default one. Someone reverse this. Cuff you, you piece of tish.

Hey. Oh, wow. Come on, man. Someone reverse that. Well, I think that's... That's gonna be like shit.

You were you? You would come fuck? I used to draw boobs all the time on my DS. Like just a big pair of boobs. And then one time my mom was like, I'm bored. Because my mom would like share too. She would like start playing Mario and stuff.

Just like just fun. And then she accidentally clicked on flip notes. You saw a big pair of whole. honkers and she's like super detailed like ultimately shaded big milkers. Just a perfect pair of tits.

Just like veins and like just perfect pair of tins. There's like depth to with the nipple stick style. It's like a perfect animation. It's like a girl walking. It's like that's like that's like

it. Go to go over shirt. Boom. That's a shitty job. You couldn't even be mad. I'd be like, holy shit. You're good.

She'd be like, Anna, boy. Okay. It looks like, let me, let me show you something. Come here, kid. Come here. Come here. No.

No. What were you going at that? I'm not going anywhere. What are you talking about? All right, would you have sex with your mom or killer. Yes. That's one of my topic.

That was literally one of grunks topics. Yeah, that's one of my topics. Why is that one of your got me? The list goes from Mario or Luigi Childhood games. And then if you would rather have sex with your mom or killer. And then right after that, is God real? Is God real? Yeah.

Do you believe in the devil? It's God real and which one is the real one? Which one do you believe more devil or God? So I have a question. So if the Pope can talk to God, right? Annie? Then, then. Yeah, he's a messenger.

He's supposed to be able to. He's the supreme messenger. He talks to him. He talks to the devil. And if so, what does he sound like? Maybe the Pope is the devil. He's like an inside agent. Wait, how does he prove that he could talk to God?

You can't. He just got to believe him. No, he just can. He just can. You just got to believe. You don't doubt that, Nick. You don't doubt that. You're going to hell if you actually don't that.

Yeah. Why would you even say that? What's your fucking deal? I'm actually wondering, like, what's going on your head? You're like doubting the Pope? The most powerful religious figure? Are you blasphemous? Wait, how does it get passed down through?

Is it all blood? Is it just their all family? Ops? How do you become the Pope? Cardinals get picked and there's a giant session, right? Yeah. They both smoke out of the building

to let them know, yeah, to let them know that they reach a decision. Yeah. God does any, me, mini, money, mo on like four definitely old people and then picks one of them. Wait, has the Pope been the Pope for all of his life? No. No.

He comes on a one year's old and he's a Pope. They're like presidents. It's like... Yeah, they have to dedicate their entire lives, go up the ranks, and then when you get to a cardinal level, I guess after that, it's just kind of like... You're just there.

Do you think you smoked weed before? Hell yeah, he smoked that pack. God probably told him to or something. Maybe you're just like trolling real hard. Oh, Francis, Bo Francis, smoke that bull right now. Just like pack it real tight and smoke it. Oh, Francis, why are you addicted to heroin?

God told me to smoke. God gave me a little Get out of my house But anyway, about the Pope for a second here I was going to say Do you guys think the Pope Eats babies? What?

Eat some? What? That's like 12,000 calories. Yeah, it's a lot. Because I've heard rabbis. I've heard rabbis and babies. Dude, what? If he's balkan.

What do you think the CPD is on a baby? Holy crap. How much CBD is in a baby? What kind of macos can you get from a newborn baby? Oh my God. It's like how many calories could you get for a Big Mac that's like $2.5 versus a baby that's $12,000? How many teeth does a baby have? Four.

Zero. That's a lot. They don't have any teeth. You're not going to eat the teeth when you eat the baby. You don't think they have teeth? Not when they're fresh Yeah they do Drugs Not when you're fresh kill No one they're right

All right All right so grunk You think they come out Completely with nothing And then they grow the teeth Yes It's called teething And that's why they cry

The teeth are already there They're just coming into the gum They're just coming down They're already there Wait are you born with your adult teeth too Yeah I think so Wait Yes

I'm pretty sure Yeah you got two sets And they all slide up The size of like, like, how big? You don't grow the teeth. You don't grow the teeth as a baby. You have to grow your teeth. They're not that big as a baby.

They're small. Do you're swimming? Somebody look it up. Do you spawn in? Have you ever seen a baby tooth? It's like a fucking like, you're spawning with teeth in your inventory or babies are born without a bunch of bones.

That's like saying like small bones. Are you born with bones? That's really like what you're saying. Babies aren't. Yeah. Not with all of them. They have a lot of cartilage. You could run over a baby with a golf cart

and it would probably live, but you couldn't get a human. I really think that babies have soft spots. But you couldn't with human? Golf cart. It's like our biggest weirdness as an adult. Babies aren't human, trust in.

Babies having soft spots are so funny because if you just press on it, you just... Stop. It's like a brown banana. Like you pushed on it. Yeah, it's like a little... I didn't know that was real.

And one time there was like a one-year-old baby or something like that. Why? I was like, hey, buddy, like this. And they were like, don't do that. I didn't know that was real. And I accidentally remodeled a baby's head by squeezing a little bit too hard. I opened it in software.

I was pretending it was a rubic skew when I was like, re-shundig's skull. You ever seen like somebody teach a baby like swimming lessons and shit? Yeah, they just throw them into the water. Look at this. Look at this. Healthline. Healthline.com.

Yes, all people are born with both false sets of teeth in their jeans. jaw. Wow. You guys are yes. You think it's added. I think it's like... Where does it get fit?

They're so small. They're just grow. Grunk, grunk. I don't think they come in like full size in a baby house. They build. Yeah. They start really same as for months, maybe years now. Yeah.

It'd be horrifying. A full smile. Full stock image smile. Google Gaga. Are there any listeners and you're about to have a baby? Can you face that your baby with a big smile? And then we want to see...

We want to see your baby smiling. We want to see a baby smile, man. We just want to put a smile on that kid's face as soon as they... Do they add the group chat Twitter? Yeah. At the group chat Twitter and GamerSups. And Gamelette. Enchlead, yeah.

Actually, Mike Dyson. Look at this one. Ew. I want to throw that thing around. That is literally an orc, grimlin, goblin, guy. That's an actual. I can't even look. I can't.

Somebody describe it to me. Describe it. It's like, it's a baby with a full set of teeth. It's a baby with shark teeth. Like 32 rows of teeth and it's like smiling. Holy crap. It looks old.

It has gills and it's got a fin on its head. Teeth make you look old. George Washington wooden teeth they're in this baby's mouth. Did he actually have wooden teeth? No. Yeah, he had wooden teeth. He did, right?

He had rot. He had what teeth? What? What? Look it up. What? He, he, he, he, he, he, he, George Washington had the teeth of slaves in his mouth.

Okay, Cam, the time... That's real. That's real. Look it up. Oh my God. Now I gotta look up George. Now we gotta learn. Why would he do that?

They taught you wood in school because I don't know, but it's real. Really? Holy fuck. Yeah, it's real. They taught you wood in school? George Washington and teeth from enslaved people. See? That's insane.

How the fuck do you know that? Yeah, what's your deal? I was on like a base like Twitter thread one day And you're just like, you were sorry. Base is the wrong way. Wait, I meant woke actually. Voke's not the right way.

Stop. That was on Twitter. Seriously, you already do it and you're like either Twitter or like 4.000. I was on a Facebook Facebook. I was on a base Twitter and they were talking about it. I just, I just remember, I just remember like reading something about it. And I was like, okay, I have to actually go see this real.

And it was fucking real. It was that. And I thought it was, no, it wasn't wood. He had dentures. So it really, it really wasn't wooden teeth. No. Viewers at home, we made it an enlightening. It was animal teeth and like human teeth and a bunch of other shit.

It was a lot of stuff. That's insane. Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, what are, what are piano keys made out of? Ivory. Ivory. Ivory. Ivory.

Was it also ivory maybe? There was lead in there, brass screws, gold, metal wire, all kinds of shit. He had a grill before it was cool. Yeah, he did have grills. Holy fuck. Diamonds. Rubies. Anything he thought was cool.

He was just like Adam. What if you put a gold teeth? A gold tooth in? No, pirates had that. What? Hell no. Oh, wait, talking about the pirates. Shiver me timber.

I'm going to put gold in me mouth for no reason. What about the Egyptians? Because they had like a bunch of golden shit. They had no drip. They had drip. They did have drip. They were the first. They were dripped out the wa.

The Waugh The Wazoo, they were like decked out. George Washington. Apparently, the tip of the pyramid was actually made out of all gold. Yeah. It's not saying. There's so many. They stole it?

It's gone. They stole it? Who stole it? Was it Nicholas Cage in that one movie? Yeah. Yes. It was Indiana Jones, actually. It was Vector.

Vector. It was like, there were another, there were more peace. to the pyramids that are just gone and no one's ever found them. It's pretty crazy. Yeah, I saw a base TikTok about that. You're all the base in a lot TikTok. I saw a woke A-F TikTok on that. It was super woke.

Like, where did that one flight, Malaysia 317 or something, that just disappeared off the face of the earth? Yeah, I saw a woke TikTok that said that it was, that no one's ever going to find it, but I found a base TikTok that was like... I saw a video. They found pieces of it. They found pieces of that flight, supposedly.

Yeah, they did. Yeah, in Brazil, like, washed up on South America shores. So they're all dead, probably? They're in it. Probably. I'm going to assume. What if they're alive on an island? What if they're shooting lost?

What if they needed people to do, like, an actual experiment? Or what if they're making you? The Forest 2 is coming out. Oh shit. Wait. Yeah? Yeah, the Forest 2. Out!

Yeah. Tanner, it's out. I know they're talking about it right now. They're talking about it. Okay. Get on. All right. All right.

Guys, we'll see you guys later. Get on. Half on. Wait, wait. Speaking of like missing people and like missing things, I watched a documentary about like hunters, like 80-year-old hunters that go to these clusters of like, like, areas.

And fucking, they just disappear without a freaking trace. Like, they have like, casquatch. No, they have like hundreds of pounds of equipment, like candy wrappers, like clothing. And they just get gone. Nobody can't find it. The first thing. They have like a bunch of equipment, candy wrappers.

No, they find nothing. They find, literally canine. And how did they know they have candy wrappers? Because, well, in the document, I said, yeah, he always carries a candy bar. And he always goes, he always leaves a rapper. He'd leave, like, they'd find, like, a shred of clothing. He always letters. Literally, yes.

That's like his thing. But the canine units didn't smell like anything. Like, Canadian units cannot smell anything. They searched the entire forest. Like, without trace. And now the FBI was, like, searching for these people. But they couldn't find out anything. If it's a hunter, they're like, they have shit to cloak their scent.

Because they don't want, like, deer's shit to, like. Well, yeah, but if you go missing in a forest, you should be fine. Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Like, you cloak your scent?

Spray. Spray. You just rolling, like, you're rolling. You're like, spray. There's like spray. Yeah. You put on. Where are there.

You just put on some eggs. Yeah, you go to get Savage Dior and you spray it on your neck and then go hunting. The deer are like, fuck, he smells good. God damn. Yeah, and he's like standard. He's like a standard. Dude, you ever see those doctor, doctor squash, the Sasquatch fucking bars of soap? Oh, Jesus Christ.

You want to smell like nature. Your balls are going to thank you after you use the soap. The deer creeps up on you, starts like kissing the back of your neck. Deer's got a big care Both of his Slives around you and just starts like Licking your neck Dog humping your leg

Dog humping your eyes Why is that of your Why are you thinking about that? We were talking about Dears We did not mention a dog Two rabbits are staring Like

Deadbeat in your eyes Fucking each other Sorry What is it gone about 13 rabbits We were fucking in the all like to smell you in a look at what going on. Do you think

Sasquatches are real? Like, do you think they're out there? No. The reason I think they're not is because everybody who thinks they are real or fucking crazy. There's not one sane person who believes in Bigfoot. I should have been crazy to do you believe in skin walkers?

No. What the fuck is a skin walker? Oh, boy. Help. I see you. I see you. What? I see you. It's your old friend. I'm stuck.

I'm doing a podcast. Skinwalkers are basically like these evil, dangerous little creatures that take on the appearance of humans or like dogs or stuff. And they don't act like a dog or a human or a deer or whatever. They mimic like your voice. So hold on. There's a group of people that think that there are beasts. Within people. That they transform into people.

And they know. So like to kill them. woods when you're in the woods and you hear like help help nobody hears that though you don't if if like that that's like a you say that is a beast that is there's a beast on the figure of a human being hairless fucking monster

that's not a human that actually needs help that's just like beast and someone say help do not go you do not help them it's a skin walker it's a skin walk yeah exactly if you if you witness a car crash if you want to say car crash and the guy comes out of the car

Don't. You're a skinwalker. You're skinwalker. No. If you're a grocery store and you see an old lady on the ground and she's like really in pain and she's help. Help me up. Do not even look at her.

Run away the opposite. If I ram my Mercedes through the back of a grain caravan and the entire family sprawled out on the pavement and the car's on fire. Help. Call the cops. No kidding. No.

I do not claim this energy. Yeah. I don't claim any negative energy. I'm pretty sure. The reason why they think, or because they're coyotes, coyotes sound like people when they like do their screams and stuff. Like I have experienced with coyotes where I live. It's scary whenever they like yell and stuff.

Bobcats, they sound like women. Have you guys ever heard a crow sing like a human? They sing beautifully. They sing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Figaro. I'm dead.

Dude, crows are smart. shit, but they can mimic. When the moon hits your god. The crows are like 50 years behind. That's a real theory that they believe that old people, like, back in the day, used to be like, there used to be ghost around this town. I would hear things. It was just like crows, like, mimicking, like, old songs.

Just singing shit. Yeah. That's a real fucking thing. Like, into the water. Yeah, I know my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my dumb gal. come out in like suits and like...

If I saw a Croix, dude. Oh my God. You're like in the old Western days. Like, you're about to do a duel. And you see a bunch of crows come. And they're all like, that was pretty good.

Crow's got like a perfect set of teeth. And it's like, hey. The main goal is like it has like hair sleep back. He comes out with a game. Fly me to. He's like one in one hand.

There's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, the moon. The moon. Hello. This one's for the ladies. Smoking it.

You get a lot of her, officers, some bird. Some sexy crows come out With like Yeah sexy crows with boobs and like Little Like a little Like a Disney movie

Like the next Fixar movie It's gonna be about crows in the Wild West There's already a lot of star movie about crows I left I left to go get my food Maybe like 30 seconds ago And I left on the topic of just crows

And I come back And everything is unfolded Yeah Love me You guys To do A moose It's like

Spitting the cane Walk in Do a little Yeah But like I think I think The reason

Why there's so many Like There's a Peri- Paran activity Stories is because Like from

Olden days Is because They didn't know What it was Obviously So they just Resorted to that When in reality

It's just Animals being Making animal Sounds That's not Humans Also all those Old people

grew up With walls that were painted With lead So they were constantly inhaling lead paint and eating lead paint chips. Think about it too.

If any human being in the last however many centuries figured out how to extract anything venomous or poisonous or anything, you could kill whoever and everybody would think you're a witch and you could get away with it for the rest of your life. You should inject somebody with a little rattlesnake venom and then you're instantly, you're the talk of the town. I love that shit they didn't sail them to test if a woman was a witch.

They tied an anchor around her. her ankle and threw her into the drink if she came up alive she was a witch and so they'd kill her same way they'd just burn her line just like put her in the fire and if she didn't

if she drowned down there they were like whoops my fault my bad everyone it's a big cartoon anchored confirmed this was only like a couple hundred years ago too yeah that's actually this was in America we we did that

shit. Yeah. We're the weirdest. We're the weirdest fucking country of all time, I'm pretty sure. Where is Salem? No, that's a lit. That's a cool thing to do. I'm convinced there was just one guy

who really hated women that I really wanted to do that. Yeah, isn't it like if they could do math? If they did math, they were like which do? They did mathematics. Like equations. Yeah, they do two plus two and they were left-handed.

Twins. Twins got killed on site. Oh, wow. That's pretty crazy. On site? On site? K-O-S. Still like that sucks.

It's baby saying because they start shouting KOS. Did he have GM. Dude, RDM. Dude, RDM. Dude. GM.

GMod. Gmod. Nasty. Anyway, speaking of Gary's mod, I really want to make a server. I feel like that would be really fun. You want to make all types of goddamn stuff.

Dude, I do. And I just keep on getting the balls dropped on me from devs. Like they just, how you make it yourself? What? Debs keep dropping their balls. on me.

Right in your mouth and it's going through. Yeah. Dude. Have you guys ever played the game Flood? No. No. On halo? You get like 10 minutes.

You get like 10 minutes. Like each item in Gary's mod has like a buoyancy level to it. And then you have to like build like a boat and you can bind them together. And then after the 10 minutes is up, everybody gets lifted up into water. And then you like try and like, it's like your, again, that that, that concept is very popular. But I've never played G-Monna. It's really fun. The GM-Mun.

What? I don't play care. G-Man. I don't know what you're wearing like a mime shirt. Can you get? What is that? It's a referee. You have to pee really bad.

You suck a referee. I got to pee really bad too. Yeah. You do you get a break. Keep break. Time to stop up. Do we pause or just keep it running? No, we keep it running.

We keep it going. Just keep me going. Okay. All right. Let me to the. Chat. I mean, I'm sorry. Not chat.

You're an idiot. My fault. Wait, we're not even, we're just like, yeah, we're just like, yeah, we're just like, yeah, we're just like, yeah, just me Tanner and Nick right now. Yeah, I guess so. So we're gonna keep the ball rolling with a hypothetical for you. All right.

Fuck Mary Kill your entire family. Okay. I would, I would, do cousins count? Yeah. Do second cousins count? No. So, okay, so you're talking like. Yeah, like your mom.

You really want to figure this out right now, like a. big skeeter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have to really think about it. You go, I want to hear what Tanner is to say. All right. But, can marry kill? Uh-huh. Ah, my family.

Hmm. Would you fuck your dad? This is like, this is not, like, this is like... I would. Okay. But I would have to, like, we'd have to get Wendy's first. Like, I need a little tree or something. Like, maybe, like, a little four-for-four bucks.

And then I'd probably marry my mom because, like, we didn't have to do. We don't have to do anything. We could just like eat like SpaghettiOs and just like call it a night. I'd kill my sisters. You can only do one. You can only do one and you can't kill it all of them. Also, that question was just set up for failure and I'm surprised you guys answered. That is impressive.

Put down the wiki. Put down the wiki. Put down the fandom. Yo. Here's your question. Don't do it. Okay. Don't say it.

What do we? We had a hypothetical running while you guys were going. I'd fuck my mom. Oh, your mom? Well, yeah, the question was, fuck, marry, kill your family. The fuck, Mary kill your family, which one? I'd marry my mom.

Well, I don't have to. Hey, bro, it's a bad question. Can we ask about Mario versus Luigi? Wait, what was? Would you rather fuck? I had, I had skinnier or fat written down, too. What does that mean? What does that mean?

I don't know. Skinny or fat. There's a skinwalker behind you, Grunk, don't move. Yeah, grunk. There's a black skinnaker. behind you that's it's gonna say help in like three say help do you guys see that

look at Larry what the walks in with a beard and it looks like a street line hey what's going on guys what just happened there he goes it's Jesus it's Jesus

it's AIDS it's Christ What? Lime me to the moon I can't stop thinking about. Do you know a group of crows called murder? That's crazy. And a group of rhinos called a crash.

I mean, dude, I honestly, yummy, I thought that your shirt was the two drinks you had and your fries. I just a plate. Hey, yummy, yummy, joey. Can you do this? Like you're holding like a bunch of food. I got all my food, guys. That looks so real. Oh, my God.

Dude, you wear that shirt every freaking day. I knew you guys were going to say that. I was picking out a shirt before I took a shower. And I was like, they're totally going to come about this shirt that I'm wearing. Man, like, I own like five T-shirts. It's fine. It's awesome. I really respected.

That's all I ever do, though. I don't got any shirt on today. I don't know. The viewers at home know this, but I'm looking absolutely huge right now. Views at home, I got wings from Wingstop. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, my.

My goodness. Yami's choking. For Viers at home, Yami's choking right now. Get the marrow. Get the marrow. Oh, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Yeah. He's got those great value paper plates, too. Yomi, drop it. Hey, don't make it. Drop it. Listen, I've seen too many TikToks

where they, like, deep-throat the wing and, like, slurp on the meat off. It didn't work for me. Oh, yeah. Like, the cartoon. Like, put it. Yeah.

You got to push it. You got to push down on it first. Get all the meat into, like, a little bubble. Yeah. Pop it. I've done. I've done. I've done it. I've done it.

I'm not used to this, man. I'm not good with meat. I miss the chicken in Texas. Wait, let me see that bite. Show everyone. So are you guys, are you guys moving here? Demolish them. Okay.

Shape up, ladies. Yeah. Let's talk. Yeah, let's talk. Let's talk. This is business. All right. So, I think we can, I think it's time.

You think it's time? Yeah. I think it's time we make the reveal. Answers no. Literally, I think it's time. We decided to move to Colorado. Colorado. Yep. Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Colorado, baby. There's a mansion out there that's really nice and there's nothing else around it. There's forests. There's woods. Skin walkers. Sandswarkers. The owners of the property are charging $40 a month. So we're like, yeah.

That's why we're moving. Yeah. We are also being sponsored by the state of Colorado. There's nothing. Their crime rates too low. They need to increase it. So we're moving. So we're going there.

We're going to evoke some like havoc, you know. We're going to kill a couple of hands. Oh, wait, I forgot we were in the podcast. Well, for the listeners at home, we were making fun of the listeners at home, I am not from the States, and I technically am still not. What? You had to be there, Isaac. You were asleep. Yeah, you had to be there.

You were editing. Also, Isaac, let's talk about your video, man. Congratulations. We're always getting trending. Thank you. Dude, oh my God. Tired.

How do you feel? Tired. Are you tired? I need to go on vacation. So let's go to the Bermuda Triangle together. You want to go to the Bermuda Triangle? Yeah. Our plane will crash.

It's okay, but that's the fun part. It's like a little tourist attraction. We just fly down. I feel like they need a forest three, so maybe you guys can be. That wouldn't even, that wouldn't be forest three.

You know what that would be? That would be raft. The game wrap. Yeah, that would be rough. There's no forest. There's no forest. Yeah, they need a lost three. Oh, actually. Yeah. Anyway.

The 100. Sorry. I'm just saying word. Sorry, go on. Continue. Are we actually going to review? I'm going to be messy. We got a reveal.

We could just, we could. It's time to reveal. Just do it. Go ahead, Tanner. We're moving to Austin, Texas with all of our best friends. Oh, my God. Oh my God. We're gonna open carry.

Yay! We're gonna have a big carrie. Baby. Oh, wait. Are you really? Yeah. Are you guys really gonna open? We're gonna open carry.

We're gonna have, we're gonna have, we're gonna. Lights? Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Oh, shit.

Who about a fucking blow New Jersey up. Why about to blow Austin up? Right. Hey. We're really fortunate because OTCA is going to let us have their entire office for the rest of the year. Yeah. What? Yeah.

That's what you said. I signed off on it. Did I say, did you tell us that we were going to move into the office? That was the executive decision from your new, your new add-on soda pop and you in me and said, hey. Soda Popin told you? Yep. Yeah. That you guys could use the office?

Yeah. No, he gave it to us. Like it. Okay. Yeah, he signed over the entire. So am I, am I? Is my office? Is my room still?

You can make space for us I have your room Like think of your room right now But cut in half And then a big wall in the middle Yeah We'll do that Yeah

We took there's a There's like a thing On the floor Because we actually There was a wall there We're putting it back We're putting it back We're putting it back

Yeah And you might You might want to move your tiger For it Because if it's still there We're cutting it in half You're right now You got to move that

Yeah You're that closer Because Anything in that line Is there are little people Like if you smash it open Little people You know how like

There's 300 Trojans Little Trojans Trojan soldiers Are inside of They've just been patiently waiting Forever to come out They don't know how to break it open

But they're They can't break it out Skeletons I bought this thing I bought this thing on fucking Etsy And like Somehow the dude Like got my phone number

And started texting me About the lion Before it arrived He was like Dude This lion is so fucking cool. I'm so happy.

Dude, I'm glad I got to so fucking. It's pretty sweet. I'm gonna miss that thing. I like that thing's huge. Yeah, that's kind of adorable. He's solid. He's well built.

I wrote it when I was there. You were on that. He was really hyped. The owner was like really hyped to give it to me. I thought you were talking about the tiger. The tiger was really hype. Do you think he cried when he gave it to you because he's going to miss it? Like,

because he seemed really high he liked it. He dropped it off and it was wrapped in like, it was wrapped in like 30. layers of bubble wrap. It was actually like it was like when SpongeBob got the suds in the put him in like fucking closure.

He's like he's like 18 feet tall. He's like yeah. I rolled him in. You rolled him in. Yeah. Wow. He's a beast.

Yeah. He was in a shit ton of bubble wrap though. It took a while to get him off. What did you do with the bubble wrap? Um, threw it out. I don't fucking know. Pop it.

Pop it. You didn't pop it? No, I'm not it. I don't. I don't, I feel like, that was something I did maybe 10 years ago. Grow up, dude.

We don't pop bubble wrap anymore, man. I cannot wait for this wall to go up, Tanner. I cannot. I know. Whoa. It's starting to be fucking piss me. What are you? What are you talking about?

You guys still, hold on, you guys still pop the bubble wrap? Yeah. I'm a grown-in-law. Oh, you guys are such fucking losers. We don't want you here in Austin. That's not. It's too late. It's already in the worst.

Yeah, so I hate to break it to you, Schlett, but when we were looking Zillow for places, there was an entire picture of land. And it turns out we're able to buy all of your entire fucking city. So we can buy it. Yeah, we can buy it. We spoke with GamerSups and some of the other owners at OTCA since Tanner has really good connects. No, of course.

We ended up buying the land. Really? I can show you it if you want. Yeah, we're in the city. 1.2 million. 1.2 million square fees? Acres. Wow.

Hakers. Holy fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So we own the city that you live in now. It was all with code group too. It was a group. We did 10 sales and it covered it.

Wow. Yep. So. It's like one sale per million acres. Well, to be honest, I still like rent. I don't own anything. So this is just one more. We're doubling your rent. That's okay.

That's fine. No, no. I think you deserve to be able to do that. I was a lot. landlord? Oh, dude, I'd have so much fun. I would, I should never be a landlord because I just send texts out. I'd have a whole, I'd have like

an I message group chat. First of all, if you have an Android, you're not, you're not renting. Your rents, no, your rents like tripled. You rents triple and we communicate via like beepers. If we all have an iMessage, every tenant is in the I message group chat and I'll just send like weekly updates like, hey gang,

hey, what's up, folks? Hey, boss. This week, Rent is staying the same this month, but we will add a tip option. So like, it would be like one of those like hipster coffee shops. Oh, yeah, the iPad. I come around. I knock on their doors with the iPad.

I'm like, hey, man, I have a little square reader in it. I just look at, I just look at them with the like the 15%, 20%, 25% buttons right in front of them. The 25% of their $400. They have to hit custom and then type Z. And then it says, are you sir? You want to get to you with this dip? Am I the only one who doesn't get that shit? No one does.

It's bullshit. It's stupid. Dude, Yummy was the first one to bring that up and call. He's like, I just love when you go to the store and then you just, you're just fucking person to catch. It's so dumb.

The iPad around. Yeah. Bro, we have a, there's like frozen yogurt places around. Yes. Where you, you take the cup. You fill the cup with your shit.

You put the toppings on it. And you bring. to register and they're like 25% is the biggest fucking button. Dude. Yeah. Just because they have a scale, they think they're the big man. I think it's bullshit because like there's already a weird kind of atmosphere around tipping in like food in the U.S. Like you're already supposed to tip in every way, shape, and form that you can.

So I feel like they're taking advantage of that now and like pushing it as far as they can. It's like NFTs in the food world. I think it's like NFTs. How is it like NFTs? Because NFTs is just like abusing crypto and pushing it as far as it can go. You're like spreading shit thin. And that's what tipping on the iPad at yogurt shops is like. It's like in-all-right.

So the viewers at home, do not tip your waitresses. Don't tip anybody. Stop tipping people. You actually like slap food out of people's hands, like actually. Take it out of the waiter's hands, you know? Go to the chef and be like, put that in. Put a bunch of ice cubes in the deep fryers and see the flood just happened. Yeah.

The great flood. The great oil flood. The Great Oil plant I think I think us going to Austin And then coming back We're gonna walk away from Austin After like we leave

And it's gonna be like burning You know half collapsed Half bait And then we'll go to the next state And then it'll continue We're gonna be like John Wick Walking away from an explosion And then we're gonna go over to L.A.

And repeat Yeah Yeah You still live in LAT Honestly If I could If I could sleep with any OTP member would probably be S-Fand

I'm gonna be 100% of us with you Like sleep Sleep or like sleep? like anything like anything like anything he's like a big cuddle bear look at

he's just a big cuddle bear and he's just he takes care of you man he does he would like swaddle me just like he'd like burping me and like in speed

and he like yeah can we talk I need to address to this because it's really scary Rich Campbell and Tanner

are like the same fucking person like I saw something on stream I saw Rich he was just no building Legos

and Tanner was in China and he saw. He was like, oh, oh, hey T, and he was like, oh, let me, let me get this. He, like, he managed, like, spread out his ass, so it doubled in size. He, like, dropped his ass, and this big fucking apple bottom was just hanging there. I was like,

I told him I fainted just immediately. I started with an apple bottom. Jeans hit the floor. I was like, I was like, puke and was crazy. That's a tanner thing to do. I don't understand. They're, like, the same person. You know, a little mustache and all. Rich isn't funny.

Dude. Rich is not very funny, to be honest. Really? I laugh when I watch him. Dude. He's good. Like, he makes me laugh, but on the inside, I'm like, all right. Rich, if you're seeing this, I just, I'm like, okay, Rich. Okay. Take it easy. Rich, if you're seeing this, just, I don't even, like, know too much about him. He's a cool guy.

He looks like Tanner. That's all I know. Yeah, that's really, he's got a mustache. There is something going on there, though. There is something going on, I think. What are you talking about, like, their chemistry? Yeah. You think they're going to date? I don't know he's dating me and Malkova right now son

Is that real? Yeah I thought that was real and like Yeah yeah it's real I thought that was a bit Why are you in disbelief? You can get any girl he wants He's fucking a Rich Campbell He's a rich goddamn Campbell

Dude to me and Rich always DM like what we do To Slats Blushies That's what we do all the time I am so sick of hearing it Dude I have got I've legitimately received pictures of people Who carve out the backside

With like a knife Wow Wow Yeah like as a joke Right because no one would actually do it Yeah I know It's funny it's a joke They're like hey man

Look at look at this funny Thing I did to your plushy Wait put this on like the R slash streamer fails Just fucking fluscious artist they possibly can This is really funny Boom boom boom Boom Anyway I think

Hey on Hello Let's on Like some like I did the same thing Larry Day I just started spinning over I was like wait there's something behind me

I didn't realize that they were dating and that's crazy because remember Isaac three fucking years ago we played Minecraft She still has no idea how to play Minecraft We taught her to play Minecraft Wow She got any better

I forgot about Yeah our roots run deep with Mia That was actually how we started off with Bear too Bear Bub Remember that shit? Minecraft? Yeah No, it was through that video.

Yeah, interviewing her and then playing Minecraft with her on... What is Yummy doing? My headsets fall, I could have wing hands. I got sauce all over my hands. I can't stop. I don't want to show everybody my brown gloopy fingers. It's gross. Fuck on.

Let me see. Let me see. Let me see your gross baby fingers. Oh, my God. He's eating with a witch. What the fuck? He's fissing the wings like this like a tall. He's like, oh.

Yummy. Dude. You're so gross. Lick them. What are you doing? I got to like a sip of water. Hold on. Oh, this is horrible.

You're a fucking baby. Oh my gosh. He's actually holding it like a toddler. Look at the restaurant cubs. He's like, ah. Restaurant cubs. Oh, yeah.

A little shat. Dude, Schlaz's hands compared to that water bottle. are huge. It's a little bottle. I know it's tiny. Dude, suck a stick harder. Why don't you, man?

I'm just saying. It's not the same. The shack meme. How are the only podcast episodes back as much slats on? What's your deal with us? What's saying? How am I going to stop my audacity?

Look at this shit. Just go clean them. I can't move. Use your pinky. I'm literally locked in. You just let it pile up. Like, is it a game for you? That's a lot of.

ranch, that's a, that's a bull. Hold out of race. Hold on a range. Larry's gonna throw out of the right. Larry's gonna throw up. I forgot. He doesn't like sauces. He hates the viscosity of mayonnaise.

He made him, he made him overdrive. Larry, okay? I'm fine. He comes back on. Goes back with the beard. Man mode activated. No, I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm gonna be in hair. You have. Mm. Mm-mm. You got the fucking.

The fucking happy meal. fucking shirt with the wing hands and like the plate full of ranch fucking holy shit absolutely brimming with the ranch oh my god someone's got to explain to me I think a lot of people in here know what the camp whatever the nut

camp is it Kna or just canoot Canute that's the last What is that name? Like what the hell does that mean? He's a German I think or or that's a guy? That's a guy He's a streamer. He's a guy. He's a streamer. So wait how many Jack?

He's over there right now. Yeah, he's a streamer. I don't know I don't do shit EROB's there Probably Miskiff I know EROB's there I just seems to

Yeah Best fanned most likely You don't want to get rid of huge They live stream at this place And work out or what is it I'm pretty sick I don't know Random people don't just show up

I get to program There are random people there But like I guess they just ignore it I guess I don't know I can ignore that You probably have to like call the cops And be like Hey we're gonna be at this gym every day

And like tell the gym Hey you might get people with guns coming in here and they're like oh yeah sure thanks for paying $30 a month we're going to disrupt your entire business just for like four hours we're not going to give you any other money

remember my face I will not be doing any bomb threads here none of it is no not me remember my face remember my face remember my face can you please just lick your fingers just pissing me off

Yeah, you gotta... I'm waiting for this shit to be over so I can eat my shit. So you can lick your fingers? Lick your fingers? I'm not gonna lick them, dude. Why? Why?

Can you promote? I'm sexy on camera. I'm gonna be on a fan cam tomorrow. I'm not doing that. Okay. How you are? Because you said it. Yeah.

But still, do it. Like, fucking cling to show up. Do it anyways? You're scared? How about you're... Is that what you are? You're scared? You know how much...

You know how much dirty? Dirty? You're scared of men staring at you suck on your fingers? You know how dirty your fingers are? your fingers are dirty. Look at your fingers of the back. But think of how yummy they are. Wait, wait.

Okay, my fingers are. You got all that seasoning on there. Yeah, and also you literally ate the wings touching them. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. And also your name's yummy. So think about how yummy is yummy. Oh, let's you do it.

Oh, look at how yummy on the fingers on. Oh, not. Wait, yeah, me, take like one bite and say, oh, I can't eat no more. I demolish these. Destroyed these wings. Destroyed this thing. No, I'm full. Demolish.

Wait, there's an ad break on Larry's camera. For the listeners at home, use code... It's got like legs. We should make a little jingle. What if we make one of those baby sensory videos? We get a little gamer stuff. Yeah, with little gamer subs bouncing around. Oh, yeah.

Gamer stuff. Gamers stuff. Gamers songs. They're going to learn to like, you know, fuck with games. Yeah. They're going to learn to like, you know, fuck with games. Game or something shit. Oh my God.

I love the gamer. I love drinking gamer subs. Oh, dude. Okay. No, I know. There's the kid jingle. There it is. You're really good at that, Yami.

Yeah, I used to work in commercial advertising. You did. That sounds like a real thing, but I know it's not real. You just entertain children for years. That's how good you are at it. You entertain children, but you weren't a YouTuber yet. Okay. All right, dead are alive.

No, no. It's gone real. All right. I'd fuck my mom. I fuck my mom like all day long. Let's put it into this. All right. This episode is sponsored by Gaborself.

She's code group to get double your order pricing. A matter of seconds. Wait. Buy the slack cup if there's any left. No, they're gone. We should have gone. Sorry. Sorry, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, guys. But we only sold them for a week. Yeah. So, I mean, you missed it. You missed it. You missed it. Oh, that's right. I saw that video of you saying, hey, 24 hours and you were sitting on a leather seat.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By blue then. Buy blue. By blue.

I got to be on green. Glad is so hard to spell. It's like S-H-H-C. Yeah. Yeah. I just use it. I can't even do it. Yeah.

Yeah. Just use code. Look, my audience has been asking for a flavor and they will not get off this cum thing, like they think I'm going to put out a flavor that looks like cum and tastes like cum. That's childish. That doesn't make any sense, does it? You guys haven't tried it.

No, of course not. And it wasn't that good either. It was a... It was a... I mean... Oh, there goes that. I tried it. It definitely would taste too. Here's what I'm thinking. We do a limited release, like a very, very exclusive drop,

like make 500 tubs. We make it... That's a lot of masturbating. We make it milky, white, And then we also put like thicket in it. Wait, make it, yeah, thick water. Like the thickening powder for old people. And then it's actually like, like, feels like semen. Play with it.

Like salon just like, just like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just rub it all over your face. Wait, can I actually, okay, can I actually be like the poster boy and just be like, like with the fucking like the cum flavor and just like, it's just like everywhere on the fucking gamer stuff. We have to,

we have to figure out people want it, you know? Yeah, that's true. I think you should make, You guys want come? I think they'd want it. Do you want to come in your mouth all the time? Let us know in the comments. Let us know what comes down alone.

In the comments? In the comments? You should make like a YouTube ARG to buy it. What does that mean? It'll be like, yeah, it should be like an encrypted code in the fucking description. It goes to a pay spin that goes to like an Inger link that goes back to an LISD video that. Oh, alternate reality game. And then it goes to Gamercept.com hidden link.

Come. Now, Isaac, what's an ARG? Oh, remember. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like an Easter egg hunt on internet. Oh, binary code. Wait, that's kind of like NFTs. Yeah, you have to decrypt a binary code and then the, uh, dude, can we end the podcast? What is going on right now?

Wait, I have another thing I want to say. Right, what is it? I bought a shirt the other day and said, I heart NFTs and underneath it, it says nice fucking titty. Larry's an NFT right now. That's cool, man. He's alive. Holy shit, it's a bored ape. It's a board ape.

Use code. Use code group. Use code group. Say that. Yes. I don't think you can hear us. Yeah. He definitely can't hear us.

You can't hear us. End the fucking podcast. And you guys. Go group. 10% out. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh. Oh.