The Group Chat - #21 - GRUNK IS LEAVING...

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

We will miss GRUNK he is Leaving the GROUP and Getting a Job...Come Watch the YouTube for All of us together being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

One, 21. There you go. LeBron James. LeBron James. We have. Welcome back everyone in the episode 21 group chat podcast. We're now legal in every single country ever and can drink alcohol and drive. Let's go.

That's crazy. We can all drive now. We've been doing this podcast for four months. Not all of us. Sir Nick. Yeah. He's missed some podcasts. He's missed one and had to leave for another one.

You've been gone for three weeks. I have not been gone for three weeks. I was here last week. You've been gone for four weeks. We actually placed you with a dummy, but we cut it out of the old podcast because it was just like so weird. It was a sex doll, but we couldn't do it because the tits were too real. For the next podcast, I'm going to like have fake lines. I'll get like some lines ready.

I'll be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yes, sir. I'm going to be a voice machine. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You guys's favorite motor of this character. Here, what?

Yes, sir. That's the line. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Ha ha ha. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay, stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. No more. Okay, I'm sorry. No more. Is that you pressing your, your, uh, your little sound board? Your little funny button?

Yes, sir. Ha ha ha. Yes, sir. Stop. All right. Shooting a three. So, yes, sir. Before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before.

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Guilty pleasure is out. Guilty pleasure. I have it. I have you had, Larry, have you had guilty pleasure? Yeah, boobie. I have it right now. It looks like I pitting a bottle,

but I think not. Run me through it. Do a pallet test. I'm just drinking. It's giving tea. It's giving tea. Oh yeah, it's giving. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm guilty. It's giving code group. I'm guilty as charge. This kid is giving tea. It's giving tea. Guilty as charge. It's giving tea.

Yeah. Yeah, code group 10% off. Nice to game yourself as always. Shout to Cahoe by the way. Is how you pronounce it? She's a beautiful woman. She is a beautiful woman. He's a beautiful woman.

Shout to Cahoe. She's like our like co what do you when you work at a store co-worker co-worker You work at a store Go get a job, dude You'll get one job ever You haven't worked a day in your life Speaking of work

This is the segue of the year Brunk The stage is yours buddy Let's hear it Yep I have a job interview on Saturday Yeah All right Everybody pray

Everybody pray Give us the address It's like It's just like a run-of-the-mill grocery store You know Is it like a big Or is it like a local thing Like does it have like one of those like

John supermarket I'm pretty sure it's the East Coast only Uh So is it giant Wagman's oh yeah Wegmans is dope Is there gonna be like a cashier Is there gonna be like a cashier girl

With like a brace on her wrist She's like Scan Like everyone signs it She like comes up to you No she's like Works too much She has carpal tunnel

She has a brace on there is. Dude, do you remember? There used to be like classmates of mine that would fake injuries. Yeah. For attention. Yep.

Yeah. And I have everyone's son the stupid cast. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. And then wears a ankle brace for like five months. Like literally half the fucking semester. Or a whole boot.

Like a full boot walking around. Like a cyborg. I can't. Sorry. I can't help but acknowledge that Grog did not look happy. And I just want to say that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to.

to work. Well, it's not that. Like, when I work and then school coming up, I'm taking three AP classes. I'm not going to have time for like... What AP courses are you taking? I'm taking British and American literature. Brother. No, listen to me.

AP calculus. AP psych, which is going to be easy. Why are we not easy... That's my first question. Because he's young... Because my dad said to get 15 college credits this year. Holy shit

That's like going to college Why? That's really strange that So my school and high school We didn't do AP But we did dual enrollment Where the college Is come to our school?

Okay, yeah I said three APs But I'm taking two APs And one dual enrollment I just like Dude if you could do more dual enrollment Than AP That's totally the way to go

Because there's so much easier Dill enrollment is so easy I took a dual enrollment last year too It wasn't bad It wasn't bad at all But yeah is for you, dude. I don't really know

I'm taking like AP psych is going to be easy I heard it's really easy but um it's just fast hard easy in general APG conversation to make you feel better

about having a job I'm going to share a story with you I haven't told anyone before my life ever in my life not even soft willy here knows and we've known each for two weeks

whoa hold on everyone everyone gather around okay all right I got my first job on the day I turned 14 because I wanted money

so bad is that legal it's like child It was legal in my state, yeah. But, okay, there was just one day. It was like a month into the job where I did not want to work. I wanted to play a world of tanks at home on my laptop. That's so bad.

And I called my manager who was a dick. Steve, if you hear this, you're a dick. You're a dick. Fuck Steve. Full name. Full name. Steve Jobs. Fuck Steve. Steve Wozniak.

Steve Wozniak. We're on the bed there. Sorry. I called him. I told him that I felt really sick and he was like can you come in? I said no and he was like just comment anyways and then I started crying just coming anyways

I have a similar story no I can or just come in anyways yeah he was not buying it at all he knew my he knew the whole ruse I set up about lying about being sick he knew you want to play world of tanks he was he was really mean to me I was just a wee little pee-wee herman Sherman you should kill him you should chop him right in the fucking knee or so if I see him again in public he's gonna catch like round one and round two in his face.

Multi versus us into the ground. Let me run him over with the big trip. Seguly. LeVron James. No, we're not done with this one. We're not done. It's good. No more segues. You're rolling through this shit.

Listen, I haven't worked, like, at a fucking store or something like that. I've only worked for my brother because he'll, like, it'll be the most random jobs. And he wouldn't pay me, even though he'll tell me he'll pay me. When I was like 14 or 15,

there was one time, I was, um, I think I was trying to get the season pass for Black Ops 2. And I was like, okay, I need to somehow make money. But my brother is the only person I know who can like probably land me something to do. So I go to him. He's like, oh, yeah, I got something we could do. And we go to his girlfriend's, like, dad's farm or some shit.

And it's like, it's hot out, right? It's in the summer. It's fucking hot out. And what we had to do was we had to like get some, we basically had to plant like this like concrete. And it was like really fucking hot. And it was like concrete for I don't know what the fuck what like I can't remember exactly what and we're doing that for like I think of like four or five hours of just like boom and you pull it and it's like fucking hot so it's radiating here and you're sweating more and all this shit. And then what?

How old are you? I was like 15. I was like 15. I want to hear the end of this story. And then and then basically, right, I was told that I was going to get, you know, money. and unfortunately, I sat there in the house and I was waiting because I was like,

I'm going to take a break and I was waiting and they were about to be done so I was like, okay, I'll just wait it out until they're done. And then I sat there and he's like, all right, let's go home. And he never said a word about anything

and I just sat there the whole time quiet looking like waiting. And then I came home. I came home and I'm like, I never asked him. I was too scared to like ask him about the money because I was like, I feel bad.

So then I just sat there with no, game. Or I was to play like the normal guy. You got beaned by your brother, dude. I mean, what if he just forgot? What if you ask him? And he would like, oh yeah, I don't know. Honestly, I don't know, dude. Like, I would say my dad's worst though, because my dad I have a really funny memory where he bought a lottery ticket just like for free. Like as a joke.

Like he just bought it. And then he was like, if you get $20 or something, I'll buy you McDonald's with it. I was like, okay, cool. And then I got I think like 25. or some shit like that. And then he's like, all right, well, it's like late. So we'll do it like some other time or tomorrow. So we put it on the table.

And then it was like, I think like a few days. And I kind of forgot about it. And then I was like, oh, wait. Can I get the McDonald's thing with a cart? And he's like, I'm really sorry. I bought it. I used it for beer. He bought beer with it.

And then I had to get my mom to convince him to buy me McDonald's. And then we went to McDonald's. And he was, he gets shy when it comes to like speaking English. So he had to like, you like, wrote down the window. He's like, can you tell her? Can you tell her like, get the jeez-bad game? It was just, it was just, it was ass, but like, I mean, what can you do? I don't know.

It's like, what I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but every single time you tell me a story, I am waiting for a punchline. I am waiting for you to tell me that wow. Could to be sitting in the drive. Yeah, I was waiting. Tell me that while you were putting down cement that the sun crashed into your brother and you're like, something terrible happened. No, that was real. That was real. You're the boy who cried wolf.

I don't know why we did that. I don't know if he got paid or what. But it was supposed to be in the course of three days. I only did one. And then my mom wouldn't let me go back because she was like, he's not letting you. He's not going to pay you. And things like that. Yeah.

I mean, he bought me food. So he's the, um, manual labor is like so satisfying. to do though because I remember doing it occasionally when I was a kid probably not every day like that'd be really ass your body would probably be in like so much pain but I used to help a friend I think I only did it a couple times but we worked on his dad's farm and we like planted um like I don't remember what we planted we were planting random stuff and like moving cows and like driving tractors and doing country boy shit but it was so much fun yeah like doing it with your friends I feel like it's way more fun than doing it with like because my dad would always make me

get out of bed and do yard work, like, early in the morning. And, like, you don't enjoy that type of manually. Yeah, but when you're done, when you're done, it's satisfying. I mean, at least for me, like, you feel, like, extremely accomplished. I remember, I remember every single Saturday growing up, if my dad would get home at 1 o'clock and the lawn, I didn't cut the lawn, he would take away my Xbox. So I would have to get up and, like, mow the lawn outside. Usually what would happen is I'd wake up, immediately turn on my Xbox, and then

eventually my computer, play for a little bit, and then immediately, like, mow the lawn something and he'd give you like 20 bucks for that or something for the front and the back but if I didn't do that that would that would be like hell on earth the world to explode yeah dude you'd come home and oh my god it was so bad also he was like my dad was my first boss I don't know if it was like allowed but I was like working since I was like eight so yeah Tanner you have any any tails any tails of the mill the old lumber mill any tails of the crib and you worked at a lumber mill I worked at a fucking lumber mill No, no, he didn't work.

You guys were little lumber. A little lumber. They've known each other for a long time. You guys crossed past, I'm annoying. We worked at a, we worked at a store. We worked at a graveyard shift. We're like, we're little vampires. We were gray.

Our eyes were red. You so do not want to be here. What's going to happen to you? You're like picking out your like monkey brain. Okay, so the store was real. I did have a graveyard shift. I worked at a grocery store. I didn't want to be there, but it was like the only job available is either that or the lumber mill.

I was like, well, lumber mill sounds hard. So I decided to do the graveyard shift. And it started at 11 p.m. to 7.30 a.m. A grocery store? Yeah. Why would a grocery store be open in the middle of the night? I was 17. I was stocking, like stocking.

Unloading. You had school, didn't you? It was the summer, summer job. Oh, okay. So I'd go to bed at, like, like, stocking. like 1 p.m. and I'd wake up at 11 and I'd go to work. Oh my god. And then I was like

that's worse than me. That's gross. That's the worst of my mom. I was like mom, can I quit? And I was like gray and my eyes were red. She's like, you're still gotta get a job. You don't have any hair. You had one single hair left on your head. When you open your mouth that one too just like creaking out and falls like an apple.

What's the most amount of jobs you guys had? Just one at a time? Have you guys worked? I have never had the same time. Didn't you just shit on Larry for saying, Co, what's the people you work with? You don't even know yourself. I'm crying. I did. Are you talking about jobs at the same time?

Yeah, like I had four jobs at one time. That was the most I ever had. Holy fuck. Yeah. I almost removed you. You sound like a bitch. No, don't, don't. Don't do that shit. Oh my God, I forgot. I wouldn't.

What? Don't do that at all. You're not doing to me? Just anyone. Yeah, you can. Yummy, don't quit YouTube and then work four jobs. Oh, I thought you were saying, don't do that shit what I said. You sound like a bitch.

I thought you were like, don't do that. I was like, what? That's a touchy subject. Don't say that. I was so confused. My mom has had like four jobs at one point. I think she has three right now. What?

Yeah. You're kind of like rich as fun. Yeah, wait, yummy. Aren't you like a millionaire? No, no, no. She's like working super hard. First of all, I'm not a millionaire. You have like all.

The second of all. Second of all, she wants to have. three jobs. That's just how she is. Like, she wants to have three jobs. She's a hardworking woman. She wants to have her own money. She doesn't want to rely on any man. She does have money. She's good. No, you're worth. Right?

She knows her worth. And she is slang. She's always slang. But, yeah, I've never had it. Logged out Mao. You know that? What? No, your worth is Laogamau. Really?

No. We need somebody to confirm. Listeners at home, look that up. Okay. It's a lot. Yeah, no, I've never had a job because I was always, you know, I was doing basketball and I didn't have time for a job. I guess in the summer, I could have. I could have in the summer.

You just had the ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, Connie West. We were practicing like two to three hours after school every day. Like, I literally couldn't have a job. You had a 90210 all the time every day. Dude, everybody, for the listeners at home, I'm sorry you can't partake in this exercise. But for all of you, take a look at Tanner's TV. you will see him scrolling through Twitter Dude, he's so bored

You're so bored Oh my god Just rewind Just rewind like 30 minutes But anyways I was looking I'm looking at all my favorite creators

You know some shit I was bawling out Step back Three-Point of LeBron James Multiverses We used to Work out in this No hold on hold on

We'll go to multiverses buddy I know you want to go really bad We used to work out out in this barn that had no air conditioning, and we had, like, 10 prop-up, like, shop fans. Okay, wait. What? Not to be confused with the barns that do have air conditioning, man.

Sorry, my bad, my bad. But, yeah, it was so goddamn hot. And our coach was a maniac. He was, like, at his 40s, and he was, like, in better shape than all of us combined. He would do all of our workouts with us, but he would, like, push us to the max, like, everything that we could do and he'd scream at us. It was kind of fun, though. He's kind of crazy.

How old were you? I started working out with him when I was probably like 14, 15, and I did that until I was a senior. Oh, okay. He was basketball coach. It's not like he groomed me or something. Like, we were working out. It's not like he was spotting me with his balls.

My face like, come on. He's like, do we're tight tight shorts. Me like a nut sex, like, reaching out. No, he was a good guy. He was a good guy. That's good. That's good. Okay.

I have, wait, before we go to the multiverse topic, Like, I have a random question, just about, like, work in general, like, money and stuff like that. What is the dumbest thing you guys have ever spent money, like, a lot of money on? Like, if you, like, I would say like... Four night skins, four night skins, four nights skins. So you just think... I spent hundreds. Hundreds on Fortnite skins.

Really? What about Rocket League? Like, realistically, probably like $250 or more. Really? That's it. Isaac. Isaac, I don't know. Whatever.

Oh, man. We all are you want to... Isaac can spend $250 on multivers. and it just came out. Isaac put $100 in Splitgate the first day he wanted. Yeah, he literally, any game that comes out. I dropped $100 on multiverse. He dropped another $100.

It was $100 worth of Dildo and FTEs. And he still won't pay his friends for being in his videos. Unbelievable. What the hell? True. Wow. The only time Tanner chimes in when it's about him. Yeah.

Beat the shit out of YouTube anymore. Oh. Isig. Entitlement for every video he's in. So that he doesn't have to get him. You need to get a summer job. I'm going to be honest. I know Grunk gets paid.

He gets paid well, I think I don't really actually know. But I know his dad wants him to get a job regardless of that. Yeah, like I do agree I need the experience at least once in my life. But like with school coming up with college applications, with having a job. I'm not, I'm going to have very little time to stream. And if I even am like awake enough to stream and stuff. Listen, man. I didn't, I never had a job, right?

But I still played Among Us with Dream and Sabnapp. So. Why does that mean at all? I don't know. Listen, you don't need a job. Just think about that. You're the modern day Martin Luther King. You just, he just, you just, you just, okay?

You just said you didn't have a job. That is a job. I think it's going to allow you to appreciate it more, and maybe it could actually reignite or cause for you to like what you're doing even more. I think it's going to. It can either diffuse you or it can allow for you. I got to, my motto is look at things the best you can, you know? Is that your mom?

Smoking them bridges. Try to see the good at things. What is your senior quote in your yearbook? Did you do it yet? No, I doubt my school does that because my school is the most lame school probably on planet earth. Damn. Like, no, get this, get this. So we were supposed to get this packet, this packet that helps us prepare to apply to colleges.

But everyone got them except for my class. My class didn't get that passed out. So like, now I'm in the dark on how to. write like my personal my personal autobiography thing for college applications and all this stuff I hate it I hate you're already I'm gonna entertain I'm gonna entertain listen kid all the information is free online man like if you really want to go learn you can go there to the internet and you could learn yourself man yeah well have you done a CET SAT yeah I got it at an 1180 on my recent SAT I got a 450 it's like I don't even think you can get that well you have to forget to write

your name down if you did a $4.50. Can I be honest? Yeah. I got 376, bro. That's not possible. I don't think it's real. I don't think it's like a more hundred per category. Yeah, it's 400. My thing keeps on goddamn glitching. It's 400 and it's 40 and it's 40. I got 376 on something. I'm not going to lie. Listen, I'll be honest. I neglected the last bit of my school year. So I never looked at my grades. I didn't look at anything towards the end. I didn't look at shape. Wasn't it just, I missed one of my graduations. Sorry, I keep interrupting you. Well, no, I interrupted you first, so it's like fair.

All right. Just to go, Larry. It was a mess. It was a fucking mess. You guys are mitigating it on the podcast? Yeah, we just, we just, you guys just down each other rock favorite city. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my bad, bro. Wait, Greg's like

to the left of me, right? Used to you right. I'm touching you right now. Yeah. Well, Greg, put your hand the other side, just for the viewer's sake. Okay. Yeah, there we go.

It depends. It depends how Cam edited. it anyways. They're not going to be together. Oh, fuck. Cam. Oh, wait. Okay, Cam. Raise the roof, bro. Ouch, woo. Ouch. Ouch.

Sorry. I hit my thumb really hard on my chair. Oh, my gosh. Dude. That hurt. Anyway, yeah. So that's good to know that you're getting a job, dude. Tanner is dead. He's just a fucking husk of a man. What I don't know what's going on with you, man?

Tanner, are you good, man? I didn't know we're going to record a day. I had today's B.T time. I was just going to play video games. Your hamster is going to die. It probably just died. I hope I get a fucking hamster. You ate your goldfish on an accident

thinking it's a little snack. Viewers at home, I hope you know that Tanner isn't always as energetic as you think he is. Look at this is damn proof right here. You guys know the preparation that goes behind Tanner's like awakening, dude? This guy drinks,

this guy gets a barrel and a straw. And he just like, and you see like the little bowl was come up and, oh, dude. I haven't had any of my nectar that power me up. So that's crazy. Why don't you sip up, why don't you step up earlier? Nick earlier was like, I don't want

caffeine dependency. Tanner has alcohol dependency to get crazy. That's called an alcoholic. No, that's real. No, I was saying caffeine gets me put up. We all about that alcohol to live. That's it.

I'm not an alcoholic. I can't wait until you start working and then you start drinking. What did you just say, Tanner? I said, I can't wait until you start working and you have to start drinking. Wow. It's a man.

You gotta start drinking because you get depressed. You're gonna be 42 working at the same grocery store. You're gonna hate your life. You're gonna be drinking your face away. You're gonna have a fucking brace on your wrist and you're gonna be scanning groceries. You're gonna have shackles. You're gonna be tied to the door.

You can't leave. Your eyes are gonna be red. You're gonna work the graveyardage. You're gonna fire somebody to smoke the weed. I think I know what's gonna happen, grunk. I think if I could predict it, you're gonna have this job for a little bit. You're actually gonna enjoy it.

You're gonna make some friends. You're gonna have a good time. You're gonna realize having some money in your pocket is good. You're gonna have some time to the podcast. Nothing. That's not going anywhere. You're going to have time for school. Maybe you're going to have days where school works a little hard.

You're going to meet a nice lady. I'm going to tell you some real quick. Hold on. AP calculus is a bitch of a class. Okay. I took college, like, Calc 1, Calc 2, and I even took just regular CalC 1. But you have to know. Is it algebra-based calculus?

I don't know. It says AP calculus like 1. A-B or something. A-B. So then I think that's algebra-based. Oh, my God. It's based. If it was BC, I think it's some base couch.

Before Christ. What was that? But the point is, you're fine. I brought religion in. I'm sorry. I'll be okay. You're going to be a nice lady at your work. Yeah, there probably will be.

Nice dreamer girl. No, it's good. I'm actually getting this job because my friend works there already. So, like, I already have someone. Oh, let's see with them. Okay, listen, that's going to be, that's going to be dub. You're going to love with that. Have some, like, think, tics of you doing some silly shit.

Oh, first day on the job. there's a hack to get promoted immediately. You grab the carton of milk and you just fucking slinging across the store. Big jug. Big jug of milk. It's like a mortar. Yeah.

But you got to pretend that you slip. You're like, whoa. Yeah. You're going to be a cashier. Yeah. I hope you know this. When you open the register, there's a fuckload of money.

Just put it into your pocket. That is money for you by the way. That's your inventory. Grow, grow, grow, that is your money. This is how to break the system.

It's how to do it. Whenever they're going to pay for their thing, hold up your phone and, and, like, steal the RFID, chip and then just take like all $500 worth of goods that they're buying. I'm going to be the guy that turns around the iPad and makes a frowny face when they don't tip.

Oh, don't know. You turn it and you stare at them. You turn it and you stare at them. Just wait. I hate it. Put on like your puppy dog face. I always kind of do a little bit of distraction when they do that. Like I'll be like, oh wait, you guys still have that and then I'll go. Like you guys are, you know, like no tip. No tip.

No bother people at the self-checkout. And when they need an item to be looked up, you bring out the iPad. you fix it and then you ask for a tip. Just hold out your hand every single time you've done ringing somebody up. And then if they ask what it's for, just just hold it there. Just like, slap your hand. Are you fucking kidding me? You don't know the sport?

A little bit of that. A little bit of that. I think it'll be fun. Who knows, man. Maybe you're going to get promoted within like the first like a month at most. And it's like, yeah. You're now, you're now helping people. You're going to, you're going to be the person that is to check motherfuckers at the self-checkout.

Yeah, I'm going to docks the store. Everyone can come visit me while I work. Play us. Soft Lily music playlist on the at the grocery store. Wait, I wonder if I can move high enough to like get access to stop. We should make it a,

we should make a theme song for his grocery store. Something about Wegman's. Yeah. The Wakeman. A little jingle, a little, little thumb. I'm sure. Yummy is cooking or not. I can feel this.

He's already, he's already spinning at his head. No. I mean, what do you got? What do you got? The first thing I got out of him, Dr. Eggman. Gotta get me some eggs and a loaf of bread. I'm gonna get some eggs and Wegman

turn into Dr. Eggman. Put you on a fine pad. Isaac, what did you say before, yummy? What? What did you say before yummy? You said something. Some of us. You got me some eggs with a little of bread.

Eggs, bacon, and some grits. It's your shit. That a wigman. bitch. Yeah. Okay. No, I'll rock for that. Yo, at least, did I ever

tell you guys a story when I was in the drive-thru at a McDonald's? I was at this drive-thru and I asked this person, I, like, pulled up to, I grabbed my order from him and the beeping is in the background. You know that annoying, obnoxious beeping? So I asked, I didn't realize, like, this is like a

improper question to ask, but I asked, I said, does that beeping, like, annoy you? Like, do you go home and do you hear that beeping at, like, night and shit? Like, I really, want to know imagine listening that beeping all day and the first answer this guy gives me just have a nice day sir. And I was like, okay, well maybe I'm going to ask

it again. I asked it again and he just responds again, he says, have a nice day sir. I'm sorry. What is you know the beeping? I don't even know what the beeping. Maybe you were imagining. No, I know what he's, I know exactly what he's talking about. When you go to a McDonald's. Yeah, you go to it off with them.

When I'm asking for my huge joke, I hear it every time. What? You're like, you're like, yeah, whatever. There's like a knobbrily.

You're like, you like switch it down. You're like, ha ha. Yeah, I'm like, like a large Diet Coke. Yeah,

I thought you were making fun of me, but you're making fun of yourself. I thought you were mocking me. I didn't know what was real. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No. You know that loud beeping,

the loud obnoxious beeping in a McDonald's? I thought you're talking about like cars honking behind you, but no. There's like the machines. I guess it's for like the fries are done or something. Wendy's does it too.

Wendy's has the exact same sound. You said it was an improper question to ask? I think so because I asked him. I was like, does that beeping ever get annoying? Do you hear that shit when you leave? And he's like in your head. Like,

does it ring in your ears? He's like, have a nice day, sir. Fast food or not. Does it want to like register? It's like when you're manually breathing. Maybe you activated the same thing for him. Maybe he doesn't hear it.

Maybe he said that was talking down on him. That was one. That was like one of eight dialogues that he chose to say. Yeah. Like on autopilot. Wait, maybe he wasn't AI the whole time. Work this down

McDonald's write this down Speaking of AI Oh sorry I was gonna say I know somebody who worked at McDonald's and they said they did hear that before they went to sleep Like it does get stuck in your head That must be horrible Yeah I want to avoid working at like fast food world

Can we make a tight beat? Was it? No Fries like being pushed into like Yeah You hear like the cutting You hear the thank you sir You hear like the little cash register

Have a great day sir We could do that Sorry Speaking of AI is before. I want to hear you guys little stories about multiverses because I have never touched that game either. Noob! Okay.

I want to let Isaac take the... If you may, Finn, shut the hell up. Sorry. I've been waiting to talk about it. To talk about it for so long. He just woke up. Multiverses like, imagine smash, but with like Bugs Bunny and like Stephen Universe.

I watched your guys stream for a little bit. Do you guys enjoy it? Thanks for the support, man. LeBron. Yeah, no, it's fun. I do it for the city. Yeah, it's like, it's like, I never get mad games. What are you talking about that?

You just had a stroke on cam. Dude, Greg, you're going to be serving somebody? I'm thinking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to be like, is that all your mom, man? That'd be funny. Someone put that on TikTok, bro. Next person.

Is that anything like this thing for you? I do get mad at games, But, like, fighting games, it's like a new level. Like, my most toxic inner, inner sanctum comes out to play. Like, I'll, even, Larry knows, we'll be going against, like, genuinely skilled players. And Larry will be like, dang, these people are good. And I'm like, no, they're not. They're ass.

They're so trash. I try not say anything when Grunk gets mad because he, like, gets really, like, we were playing and he got really pissed off. And I was trying to be nice. I was like, Grant, it's all right. And then he literally just dockses me. And I'm like, okay. I changed my

I don't know how many people saw it but I went on Twitter and changed my profile picture at this house I didn't it it was like for like a minute and then it changed it back is it like

is it like the type of anger that you go you yell like dude like you're like like is out the anger no that's not close no that's more it's more than that

I like oh my goodness sometimes sometimes I'll just I'll just like I'll just like playing like this and then I'll like you're playing a controller yeah

yeah I don't fuck that They play on Me and Yomi Me and Yomi recks it up Double Garnet. You're gonna have

What's it called The hand thing? The wrist thing. Stimmy's. Tanner. No. You having stimmies, grunk? Tanner,

you want to sup up? Do I want to sup up? Do I want to sup up? You good, bro? Tanner. Tanner's working out about 13. I'm like associating. Tanner?

Code groove. I'm like dissociating right now. Okay, wait, hold on. Hold on. Since they're talking about multiverses. I know people are probably already going to be wondering who do you guys main in multiverse. I'm a Finn and Jake type of guy,

but mostly Jake right now. I got levels on, on Finn, Garnett, and Tom and Jerry. Yeah, I got on Finn and Garnet. So what's wrong with the LeBron? I'm pretty much Finn and Garnett.

LeBron sucks. He's actually the worst character. No, I've seen him do pretty good. He's very good. Whenever you hit the jump shot, that's like the best feeling in the entire world. I don't even know how to do the jump shot.

You just. Hold up and left or up and right and you right. You have not played him. I have played him too much. He sucks. He's only funny because of his voice lines. They're really funny. He's like, get out of my zone. This buddy's really bugging me. He's like, slam dunk.

Does he say next question at all or no? No, he made that up. Next question. That's just funny. It's like something LeBron would definitely say. Don't we want to do a little special event with that game? Oh, wait. I want to talk about that I've been talking

I'll say it here I was talking to Grizzie about making a little tournament man oh like on stream yeah yeah we're gonna you're gonna you're gonna stream mate do you all play with controllers or I play with keyboard mouse

and so me and Isaac are keyboard and mouse it's hard what's better they like can't do down attacks controller for sure wait what you probably control can you plug in a game down attacks like yummy I like I'll do a down attack for like

player or character they're going to be like, how'd you do that? A down attack? What fucking year is it, Nick? Like, why can you play a GameCube controller? If I'm going to play a fighting game that's like Smash, I might as well use a GameCube controller. Or an Xbox? I can't imagine using an Xbox controller to play a fighting game.

Do you use the GameCube controller, Nick? I love Smash, I do. Use it for Smash. Like, if you play any fighting game, have you played any other fighting game, aside from Smash? No. Okay. Well, Street Fighter, yeah. Or what was that game released in the

cabinet? Is that we're going to say? What was that game released in like 2010 where it was those superheroes but it was like all just... Injustice. Multiverse. Injustice. I love it injustice. Yeah, I played that game a lot. I'm playing more to call that more.

How much problems you got? Tanner's clean. A lot. But anyway. Tenor just use it, bro. This isn't going to kick it until after the podcast. That's how fun. It really is, yeah.

I didn't rent out the other one and it tastes it like cough syrup. Tanner just snorted. Oh, that's hard. It's a little. Yeah, I'm sipping lean. Is that another one? Yeah, it's good. Dude, this flavor is good.

Jesus. I should try it right now. I like it. I like to you. But yeah, no, I'm grung. First of all, you can down attack with the keyboard and mouse just literally hold down and press attack. Like, it's not that complicated. I don't know.

Oh, I could have, man. Go work. Get the fuck to go work somewhere. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's preference. It's whatever.

Better is better. That's all it's going to really matter. I have fun playing the game and that's all that matters. Yeah, it's pretty good. But like, I don't know, games, games like that, like, I was doing playing a 1v1 the other day and like I won one, he won one and a sudden death. And like my heart started to race.

Like I actually had to stop playing after that because I was getting like too worked up over the game. I just had to stop playing. And like it gets a little real pretty cool. I hate when games do that, dude. Yeah. Minecraft. Yeah. Bed Wars.

Bed Wars, I was... Oh, Bed Wars, yeah. No, I can... This is me the fuck off, like, no other game. Like, I can play multiverses. I'll get my ass kicked in. You know what I mean? I'll get, like, they'll lick their hands and, like, put it in my ass.

But, Minecraft, Bed Wars? Holy fucking shit, dude. It feels like I'm being, like... They grab a taser and put it down my throat, and then, like, spit in it, and then put salt shakers in it, and then, like, wrap it up in, like, a burrito and e-me. Like, dude. Larry, I have audio clips. Like, I'll just be chilling.

And, like, I have actual, like, replayed. We're in the background. I just hear Larry heavily fucking breathing going Larry Larry does this thing where he does so that what is like I'm like I'm like breathing along really concentrated so I go like why I don't even know I don't even notice it reads in through his nose and out through his mouth like oh he's like he's cold I'm not gonna I'm not even getting you I don't I don't realize it when I'm doing it and then I try to pretend like I never did anything like I never made of noise Like you back it from the mic really slow. I never did, yeah. I was like, I slowly back up and I hold my breath.

I go, yeah, yeah. But yeah. And then I bring up. And then I'm like, hey, guys. He said he hates big games do that. Like, I do too. Like, I don't want to feel like actually stressed and worked up while playing a game. You don't want to feel like stimulated by the video game?

No, I do. That's like over. That's too much. Whenever, whenever I win, if I win after I'm all worked up, I get, I'm like, finally it's over. I can like breathe now and act normal. You know I've had situations

I get a ghost What happened? Oh yeah, I can just breathe now. It's over. You know? I missed that entirely. You made him leave. It looked like in a retchard.

It was just funny. It was funny. It was like, I missed them. I missed it. He's not coming back. I don't think. He's a chair now. He's only a chair.

For the listeners at home. For the viewers at home, Grung fluttered his eyes and put his hand on his face. His hand on his hand. Why is Isaac coughing you? I don't know. Not funny. I'll just spit out liquid.

Everybody needs to relax for a second. Yeah, good. Deep press. Nice. All right. Okay. I've had moments back in the day where I would be in like intense clutch of situations.

No way you're laughing at something. No, just keep going, keep on. Okay. Pops. It's pops for regular show. Keep going. He's drinking gamers. Oh, Benz.

Oh, Benz. Taylor is an advertisement for Gamer stuffs. He's not, he's like dedicated. He's stuck. He's frozen time. Larry's like burping into his water bottle like a baby. After you drinking gamer subs.

Now have you guys ever like been so intense? How much money to restart your online presence? I'll fucking kill myself right now in the podcast. I'll do it. I'm gonna shoot myself with a fucking God. I've ever been so into a game where you were shaking after you had like a clutch. Yeah. Yeah.

You haven't? I've literally been like hands shaking. I couldn't keep them still. Oh my God. Sonic fucking pinball. Pinball? Pinball. Actually, that's true.

I've seen him like shake after that. When you're fucking Sonic and you're like, you have to try to aim for the barrel, but you get into the fucking green juice. Oh. Yeah. I'm trying to like, you're trying to unlock the thing.

You have to break. I think it was like two sides. Yeah. To unlock the little. The green goo. When it comes to pinball, you got these little fucking things. You got to flick Sonic up into a barrel.

And it carries you up to the green goo level. Yeah. And you have to aim to get into the fucking barrel. Or else if you go to the green goo, you fucking. Tanner's speaking so low. you just hear a fucking bottle shake. I gotta get the green move.

I was gonna say, no. I did that bit, I'm just gonna clarify. I did that, like, on purpose. Like, that wasn't like a me being real situation. That was real. You're making a dripping on your life. A second, I thought you were gonna fade into a long forgotten group member. I'll be honest with you.

Okay, dude. That's a real thing that's gonna happen. Stop, dude. We'll miss you, money. It is. He's got to go move into a house record to IRL videos and I'm just going to fade away. Dude, Tanner's like Crow-Garden.

Tanner just doesn't care. Think about the comments. It's like, where'd drunk go? I know. I know. What is wrong with you? I don't know. What is wrong with you?

Dude, I brought Tanner up and he's ready to get rid of me. He's ready to like, dish me. Oh, shit. It started to be. This isn't even the group chat. This is the grunt chat. Anyway, I was going to say that for me,

Clutching in games. It was always CSGO. You know how Calistrike is. How much money to restart your online presence? Oh, my fucking God. Isaac's just reading all the topics. He's trolling you today. He doesn't like you.

All right. I think it's time. The cat's out of the bag. We have a hidden podcast that we record once. Can you stop, man? No. Let's go back to the last one. What's the last one?

Unless you actually want to talk about her hidden podcast. All right, burb. Well, we can talk about the hidden podcast, um, if you guys want. there is a hidden podcast. We're going to call every day.

It'd be a shame if there was only once a week that you guys could hear us talk. We're not going to tell you the channel name and you're going to have to go find it. You're going to have to go later. It's kind of like an ARG, except we're not really like hinting at it. We're kind of saying it right now that there's a podcast.

It's going to be hard to find. Yeah. Yeah, no. We're all wearing filters, by the way. So we don't entirely look like us, but you'll be able to see our backgrounds. It's just. Imagine, like, the only thing that's different is just like,

beards. Like, that's the only different. A fake nose and glasses and a mustache. Yeah. I have these glasses instead of my glasses. I have a question. What the fuck is Grunk's big heist? I don't know what that is.

When I wrote down job, I thought of GTA. And when I thought of GTA, and when I thought of Gets, I thought of heists. All right. So, Grunk, when you decide to finally quit this job, can you please just do one funny troll and take all the money from the register? Just once.

Yeah. It's tradition at Wegmans. That is tradition at Wegmans. That's right. Can you do bits? Should we? Is that going to docks? What?

Same Wegmans? There's multiple Wegmans. No, there's a lot of Wegmans. Okay. Thank you. Grunk also moved to New Hampshire, so he doesn't even... Let me look up... Let me look up Wegmans.

There's only one. There's only one Wegmans. There's only one. So, try to figure that one out, guys. Nobody's going to New Hampshire for shit. Even for Grunk. Nobody wants to go there. That place sucks.

Isn't that where you live? Dude! I was trying to cover it up. That worked really well. That was, you sold that. All right. I do want to ask that next question because that's a really good question. What would you, what would we ditch the podcast for?

Jerking off probably. Okay. Okay. No, this is a real situation. Okay. So for me, for me, Yomi and I already talked about this. Yeah. For me, it would be if, if XQC offered to play a game with me, I would be, I would be like,

yo, I'm going to go play this game with XC. I'll be back for the next one. Okay. That's a little high up there. I think if I was a little tired and I wanted to nap, I didn't. the fucking podcast. Really? That's fake.

That's pretty fake behavior of you. If I could go back to the lumber mill, I'd fucking go back and start working. No, you wouldn't. I'd start from square one, like fucking rebounds. When I worked at the lumber mill, I was so strong. Dude, I mean, you, give me on your head. I was like, I'd be thinking. Like, fucking spinning it like LeBron.

Yeah. Real shit, I feel like you definitely could. You definitely could get huge working on the limbermobile. No, you do, because I was working green chain. I was working green chain. So all you do is pull logs off. You'd never worked a lot of them. You never worked there.

You never worked at no lumber mills. That was just the hypothetical you made up to fool us to be guys at home. I believe Tanner. I don't think that Tanner would love you. You're not seen the pictures? Personally, I don't think Tanner would lie. No, I've not seen a single picture of him working. Wait, do you guys actually not think I worked at a lumber mills?

I do. I believe you. You didn't. You're a big bitch. He said the green chain. He pulled the green chains. The logs off. I believe him.

Wait, honestly, you're stronger than a U.S. Marine, Tanner. Sorry. The U.S. Marines are pussies. They don't do anything. Protect them serve my. I don't know, no, I can't feel like to that, dude. I used to be an ROTC. If my ROTC teacher ever watched me, I think she would be highly disappointed.

Dude, I saw the ROTC kids doing pull-ups, and every time I saw that, I punched them right in the fucking stomach. I flipped off the American flag when I walked by this way. I'm surprised I never got bullied because I was short with the uniform. That was not a good look. I'll be honest. I blew devil's breath into an ROTC kid's face in the hallway. Oh my God. There's like flames come out of your mouth of his face.

That's just, let me just code name from mustard gas. You just blew some mustard gas in the rat. No, it's like a South American drug that makes you like all loopy for like half a day. His eyebrows burnt off. He's like, oh. Oh, he was like, drop down to give me 20. He was like, yes, sir, sir, yes, sir. He was coughing.

And then I made him recite the Declaration of Independence while he did push-ups. And then that was right before he turned into the Tasmania devil and started going ballistic. Did you know that the, the Constitution starts with with the people, not the Declaration? of independence. Wow. We the people. Isn't that crazy? No, it's the preamble.

Can you illegally name somebody we the people? What? Is it the preamble? Yes. Are you sure? In order to form a more perfect union. It's like, it's like W-I-D-A

We don't. We do. We the best music. We're the best. No, there's an actual person named DJ Constitution. A, B, C, D-C-G, H-J-J-K,

M-N-O-P. L-M-N-O-P? Because they take no-Ls? No, their name is no-L. That's how you say it. But it's just the alphabet with L-N-L. No-L. That's stupid.

That's deep. Yeah. Yeah, have fun filling out your name on the ACT. By the way, by the way, real-lies, realize, realize, by the way. Right that's real. Holy goob. Realize, realize, realize. Realize, realize.

Realize. Realize. Realize. Realize. A real lies. Dude, that's facts. Son of a fun of a home, son of a home, but son of a fun of a home. That's like a homophone.

George Ridge was eating porridge behind the door hinge with M&M. Did you know that? Did you know that Fuzzy Wuzzy was he was a bear? Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuzzy had no hair? Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy Wuzzy. Holy shit. Peter Parker. No.

Wait, okay. Actual challenge. The actual challenge for the viewers at home. Say red leather, yell, leather. Red leather, yell, leather. Red leather, yeah, leather. Red leather, yellow, yellow, red leather, yellow, leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather. Dude, I have an October speaking English. But I can't do shit like that. Roll whole leather, not to roll. It takes a practice. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Same, same with toy boat.

Try seeing a carot fast. That's an old one. Cocker rocket. Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. What's your most favorite religious fact? Stop. No. No.

I liked when he parted the Red Seas. I like that guy. When Jesus gave the orphaned children Salmonella and then like cashed them out to sea with no food. Who sacrificed their son? Which one was that? That was Abraham.

That was Abraham and I was. Yummy. Yummy. Yeah. Yummy. Yeah. What? Stop.

Our God is it awesome. God. on the night when Christ was born Dude I said that was just a sleeper agent moment I don't remember that song I just started It's like a huge I didn't in your brain

Catholic scores At home the only reason I was gonna say I was gonna make that clear He said that was because there was like one singular comment under like one podcast and we mentioned like Jesus's name. No, we said Tanner said God isn't real.

Yeah, and they're like let's not talk about our legend any more longer. I have no blasphemous. Okay, I never said that. I hope you get leprosy. I said God is dead, not God is free. Oh my God.

Dude. Look at the chain on Tanner's neck. It's my chain, by the way. You guys know how we found Tanner? Dude, Tanner used to wear tinfoil hats because he thought it would like brainwashed him or some shit. I did. That's why

I'm not into religion because when I was born, I was like I had to beg him. I was like any. I think majority of us here are like a Catholic or raised Catholic Christian or something I'm sorry. I think everyone has like at least a small I had a lot of religious influence

growing up. I was born and raised in like a church. I was born in a fucking manger and three men came to me and brought me. Really? They came to you? They came to you? What that? Three men came in me And I was in this

Three men came inside of me Larry, wait You gotta blur what Larry said What did I say? Press the type in button What the Larry said? Larry said three men came inside of me Three priests came inside of me

And they spilled their holy water On my face I don't know They're holy come Why did the priest take all of our first kids? We had such a good podcast Going and you talked about God.

Isaac, you brought up. You brought up. I'd say a single thing. Listen, listen. Listen, all right, let's make the clarification now. If you don't like the topics, it's okay. You're allowed to not like the topic. So is for the viewers at home.

Actually, no, you aren't. Understand that there is humor and if you don't see the humor, that's totally understandable because that's just true with you. Those beliefs. It's actually not believable. I was born and raised. I am identified in the Catholic Church as an adult. I still make fun.

of it all the fucking time. The Pope, he's a fucking AI. I'm telling you that right now. Dude, Joe Biden called the Paul. Joe Biden called the Pope. Oh, not Biden again. We always talk about everybody. Speaking of us, Biden, and he called.

Larry, Larry, don't. Larry, don't. Larry, don't. I'm going to get mad. I'm going to get really fucking mad. It was bad. It was bad. Joe Biden has turned his tides on me. Okay? Listen, he watched the podcast. He watched the podcast and he knew what I said. And he heard what I said.

And he got really pissed off. And now, listen, I can't repeat a word for word. But he called Mexicans. Something bad. Really bad. Really, really bad. Really, really bad. Yes.

No way, he did not. Did he? Wait, what word? Yes. Joe Biden did recently? Not, not. What word? The one.

The one where you do something really, really nasty. Okay. Yeah. Was he converting a different president? Was he? See, that's what I don't know. I even want. I haven't seen the country.

context before. It was like low quality. Everybody was like, whoa, and then he caught him up. That one, that one, that one.

It was outside. Yeah. He was quote, apparently he was quoting Donald Trump. Uh-huh. Yeah. And then the audience was like,

what the hell? But yeah, that, that's like, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah,

he was quoting Trump. I'm not the only president. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Dude, me and Larry saw that

like at the same time. I was like, we were like, what? Yeah. Yeah, that's an old video, isn't that?

I don't know. I had never seen it until recently. That's a pretty... Yeah, it's not recently. But that's a fairly old video. Okay, well, then something I actually got out of context. Wrong L. Internet. Don't believe them. Where did this call from? How much money to restart your online presence?

For the listeners at home, Grunk is pointing at a red dot on his cheek. It's a pimple. The way he's asking is for monkey pox. Dude. You have monkey... All right. Fears at home, Grunk has monkey pox. Andy's getting a job.

All right. For the listeners at home, a grunk is wrong. It's hell when it's swinging around. Remember when Gros was on his last podcast? Damn, cut that out. Keep that in. Oh, my God. Gunk turned into a cartooned breakthrough.

My face flattened. Hey, wait, how much money to restore your online presence? A geez of force. Wait, let me say something. Go ahead, T. What? I just drank three scoops of gamer subs,

and I'm feeling a little bit better. Oh, shut up, dude. I'm generally feeling. I can make you feel good. I'm still like this, but like... All right, Larry. The listeners of O'Hlery is now a gorilla. You know what?

This is not a gorilla. Gorilla. That's like a chimpanzee. This is a chimps. He's now a bird ape. He's now a board ape. He's a board. I have to pee really bad.

Just like, you quick, I'll be right. Wait. Can he track it's back? No way he's just going to walk. Turn around. Yeah, it's going to work. It's going to work. Oh, I saw it.

I saw him. He's still looking at it. That is the most disproportionate monkey I've ever seen in my entire life. That's how they're actually made. He's like sliding. He's like squeezing through it like a pet. He's getting sucked into a big. Oh! Dude, that's like the worst way to die.

Dude, that is the worst way to die. He just got sucked into a tube in the ocean as a crab. Imagine you're like 1,500 feet under the ocean under all that pressure. And there's a little air tube next to you. And then a whole opazee gets sucked into the air tube. You're a fucking crab. You're a crab that gets sucked into a tube. A man got stuck through that one

Yeah, he did He was like this He was compact into a little hole like this I think the worst is Going into a black hole I'm gonna be honest with you No, you don't feel anything Spaghettiification happens

Yeah but you don't feel anything as soon as it happens That sounds like a degree at Spaghetti University Sorry Tanner how do you know that you don't feel anything Because I'm an astronaut You fucking idiot Astridats don't study that shit No I don't I watch

What would you even feel? Because, like, your bones are stretching, too. But, like... I think you die immediately. If you're like a last to boy. You have a really long penis. You know, like, fuck the... Fuck the world.

What? No, why would you even spigetify? Just so much gravity? Yeah, you're getting pulled. Yeah. Not even light can escape. Not even. You're right.

Really? Not even light. Not even. How long would you get to pull until you die? Yeah, would you pull until you disintegrated to nothing? It depends on how. dense the black hole is but after you pass the event horizon

then like something happens. I think it can get down to like an atomical atomical Atomical Atomical Atonomical Atonomical

Atonomical Atonomical Atonomical Atonomical Atomic Atomic Atomic Atomic it's just atomic

Grunk Okay atomic level Oh he's back Okay here's something Here's something to think about You know how we don't have We can't use our entire 100% of our brain Yeah

Yeah. Look at him in the mirror. I think it's down myself in the mirror. What if when you get stretched out the chemicals in your brain to activate, you get 100% you can use the whole thing and then you don't feel pain because your pain receptors can be turned off manually. And then you stretch to a really tall giant. And then you fucking dolphin dive back to earth. And then you start running around really tall and then you start scaring people.

Did you know that there's a theory that if there's a black hole, then there's a white hole where it spits everything out. I know where the white hole is. It's right here. It's right. It's right. Ben's over. I think white holes are real. You're thinking of like wormholes.

No, white holes exist. You know about all this questions if you just watch Futurama once in your life. If you want to, if you want to, if you want to, sweet Jesus. If you want to, if you want to experience severe existentialism, watch a time lapse of the entire universe or something. I think that's what it's called.

Who recorded it? I don't know, man. Shout out to the camera, man. But like that video, it goes like more than trillions and trillions of years into the future. And it's like, in the end, it's all darkness. All the black holes finally go out. And the universe is left in an eternal state of darkness. Sounds like something of blasphemy with blasphemies.

Dude, we're just on a floating or all in space zooms out of Earth really fast. We're literally like nothing. You know what? If you think about it, there's no point. us to do anything at all for the rest of our lives. If you really think about it, literally, like, trillions and trillions of years into the future, how much money to restore your own life?

I can literally disappear right now and not give a fuck. You guys, like, I would say see you guys. I could stop talking right now, never talk again. Okay, well, how about you guys use it? How about you guys think of it the opposite way that you only have one life? Yeah, you only have one chance. Talk for a to tinkie. No, that's a dumb way to think about stuff.

Talk for a twinkie. Yeah, that's a talk. Why do you think about it like that when it doesn't matter in the end? Yeah, you're gonna Oh shit I can't stop it I can't stop Clear it off

Clear it off Clear it off Can't stop It can't stop How long is it Clear it off Make it stop I can't stop

I can't stop I need it Clearing Press the clear I won't let me clear How long is it This is literally It'll be over soon

You're so done This is a music break This is sponsored by Game or something I'm so... This is fine. It wasn't. It was like 15 seconds.

Who cares? My GoXLR crashed the middle of recording my audacity twice. I took notes and it was only a few seconds it stopped working, but... My GoXR restarted, dude. What are you laughing? Anyways.

What were we talking about? Your GoXLR crashed? Yeah. Anyway. You're talking about existentialism. Sorry. I don't see it as like, oh, nothing matters. I do see it in next way where it's like, if nothing matters and who cares to be happy.

That's what gives you purpose, man. Like once you, you know what I mean? Like, if you had all the time in the world to fucking live, then at this point you're just going to grow fucking bored. Yeah, exactly. Like, why sit there and be sad about the fact that everything's going to be over at some point? Hey, listen, there's a part two. And the only way to do that is if you kill yourself. You could rebirth if you can.

against the next level. You're going to respond. No, no, no. You proceed. That's how you prestige. You prestige, you got to be it. He said you prestige.

You prestige. Just to leave it in, but don't actually do that. If you believe so much in your religion, they get. I watched this one, I watched this one video where it was like, it was like a take on reincarnation where it was like a take on reincarnation where it was like, it was like you, you're, you're, you're, there's

just one mind in the universe and that's yourself and you live as every person. The egg theory. Like every person that, yeah, every person that has ever existed is you. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's you're so self-sittered. Get a great man. It's not really. The egg theory is not

real. Dude, listen, I'm going to tell you about stuff that's going to blow your absolute cock off. Okay. If I had restart my online presence for any amount of money, it would probably be... What the fuck? Grunx just gave like... Okay. I'm doing it for 10 books.

I don't know. And a hacky sack. $500. I would do it for 10 mil. Literally a trillion dollars. Yeah, no, yeah, give me a million dollars. I'll do it. A million, that's it. I do it for chewy to come back.

Bring them on a podcast. What you do then, what you do then, if you get a million dollars, you just buy 15 pairs of Red Octobers, and then you just brag about how you got those. To do that, you have to clean cars. I make Mr. Beast a giant life-size figure of himself. Because if I had to restart my online presence,

that means I would never have met any of you guys. No, that's not what that means. It means that you know us. It's just rebirthing, grunk. You're just reburthing. You're just prestigious, dude. That's trash. Okay, maybe not a million.

No, online. I thought online. online presence, like, assumed the second you got like Discord or something. That is an online presence. Your online presence, your name, like your grunk brand. You have to go, you have to become like cold one 492.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Tanner? Raising your hand. Let's record two episodes today. Why? The game is too depressed. Is you energetic now?

I'm feeling better. You're too depressed. We don't want you on the second. I'm feeling better, man. I'm feeling good. Brother was scrolling through Twitter for 30 straight minutes. Dude, I was dissociating for 30 minutes. Camerasubs will help you stop dissociating. Real shit. I had too.

I was not written in the terms of service. Have you actually ever dissociated? Because I have not. I was doing that for 30 minutes, like 30 minutes ago. Wait, you know? Like, actually, actually, actually. Yeah, I was. Have you guys ever seen sleep paralysis demons?

That's a real question. I have a fear of that. I've never seen it. I saw a sack of laundry on my chair that looked like a guy, but no. I don't think that's real. Like sleep paralysis demons, they actually interact with you. Crunk. I don't think that's real.

Yeah, Crunk never saw it. No, no, no, that's not what I meant. Like, well, okay, so I guess what I should have said, I, that's not as severe as like, it can be nearly at all. I've had sleep paralysis before. I know a lot of people who have seen sleep paralysis demons where they

touch them, they can't move. Yeah. You know three people. Yeah. Huh? You know three people. So what? That's two people. I've had sleep paralysis before. I didn't see anything. Four people.

Yeah. And it was recently, it was like in the same time frame of when I had a lucid dream, like my first one ever. And apparently, apparently they're like linked. Like they're correlated in some way. But basically what happened is I didn't see anything. But I thought I was awake for like five to ten minutes, like pure hallucination where I was trying to, I was like frantically trying to turn on my light, like my lamp, turn on my TV. It was like bitch black. I couldn't see shit.

And I was just freaking out for like I said, five to ten minutes. And then I heard my name whispered from the corner of the dark room. And then I woke up immediately. And I was like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. Like I did a, I did a eight page research paper on dreams, actually. And apparently that happens because like when something happens in your lucid dream where like, I'm pretty sure it's like you die in your lucid dream or something like that, something along those lines. And then like the demons come out and like the demons come in like.

The demons come in. I felt like demons were coming inside of me. The paralysis demon, I didn't see it. Sorry. Yeah, it was jerking me off. But I beat them all off. Then they took back shots. Sit four, 250 pounds.

Seek four and 250 leans. Is your least favorite religious god? Probably good. the podcast. I feel like we need to make a clarification. If you could kill a God, which one would it be?

With you and just hating God. Zeus. That's too much. That's too much. I'm just too real. You're too real and based. I'm just being real. What can I say?

Are there people who still believe in Greek mythology? Yes. Like, are there people still believe that the stars and make you who you are. I believe in Afrodite.

Everyone has made a star stuff. Everyone is made in star stuff. Okay. I believe in Aphrodite. That was Jesus age Christ How did you even catch that? I don't know Like Drake

It was Drake But anyways Yeah now if you think The scars Indicate who you are I want to let you know that Greta Thunberg And Kyle Rittenhouse

Are born on the same day What's her name? Funberg? I think it's right I don't know Greta dumb bitch is a real name I don't know what she does Or who she is

I think she's like Polish And like talks about the green grass Or something Yeah Maybe she should like Get some dick Oh fuck how is she

Hold on. Dude, she's like 15. Okay, cut it out. She's six, man. 103. 13, 2, 4. I got it. She's 19.

She's 19. She's 19. Okay, she can pass away. Okay. Okay, so she can get some dick then. Okay. She gets some good dick down now, huh? She can get dick down by me.

No, no, no, not by me by Tanner. Yeah, I want to make some clarification on that religious thing because I know someone's going to be a little upset by that. Oh, my God. You have to, dude, you have to. At the end of the day, we're joking. We're joking. You didn't like it. You can unsubscribe or not watch.

You know, we don't make you guys off. We have zero subscribers after this one. At the end of the day, this is, I think the theme of us is there's really no, like we're hinged a little bit, but sometimes we're a little bit on the dark side. I'm currently hitting the green for your cranes. Okay. I can literally smell my feet right now.

My fucking God. Larry. Larry, I was looking at you from my peripheral. He looked like Goku. I looked, your hair looked like Goku. Dude, Greg, you're so high. You're so high right now. Can somebody make Larry's Goku, dude, you're like,

can somebody make Larry's Goku, please? Like, my brain put a picture of Goku's head over your head. And like it looked like it was crazy. That was crazy. Mexican. How much money to restart your online presence? Five million. That's like your one bit ever.

That's like your funniest thing. Your bit was I got a job and I'm going to walk away. I don't know what you're laughing at. You're quiet as a fucking thumb tech for 30 minutes. Yeah, but I'm good. Let's record two episodes. Oh, I'm not doing. You're scared.

You just want to play multi-dose. When you miss all the podcast, when you're too busy, we'll just put like a RIP grunk with like a great. We'll keep you in memory, man. We'll get you a gravestone. I'll make sure I don't work on Thursdays. I'll be fine. We're going to change the podcast day.

We're going to change it. Every time you change your work schedule, one day he works a week. Tell us the days that you're off and we'll work on all of those days. All right, grunk, grunk, if you want to hear it, grunk, this is real advice. Make sure your work performance is so bad that you end up being something with it they call, uh, it's not a floater. What is it?

It's a floater. Blake drifter. Drake? No, it's basically someone who barely gets called in the work. work ever, but you still have the job. That happened to me and my one third job. You suck that job, huh? Yeah, you sat when you were making pizzas,

Isaac? Yeah, I was always making those pizzas, dude. I was a fucking pizza boy. I visited you during your fucking... brother, I'm visiting you to see how you make the pizza because I'm Italian. You weren't like four fucking days. And you were training those days. And then you

quit. Yeah, pretty much. I couldn't... I could memorize the pizzas. I got a $1,700 dollar check or some shit like that. I don't even think it was that much. 1700, more like $120. Oh yeah, 1700 was in like January of 2020. 17.30.

That was from YouTube. Yeah, that was from YouTube. Yep. Yeah. I called it quits. Yeah, I remember that time. I said, that's, uh, that's it. The cat's out of the bag.

Anyway, I quit. I just want to say some real quick. Gamer stuffs is really, uh, becoming like a big, big, uh, proponent in our life. So you guys don't know. Yeah. Like a, we joked about it before. Huge supports a stuff. Yeah.

No, seriously. like big shout out to the gamer subs for everything that they're doing. You guys are going to see very, very soon. There are a lot of things in the works. And they love us and they love that you guys love them, obviously, and they love us. They love that you guys love us, that you guys love them. Yeah, so if you can't use code group, don't use code Shlat. That's a waste of money.

Actually, you end up having to spend an extra $2 if you use code Shlachl. Actually, it doubles. It doubles the price of your car. It does double. Don't do that. Don't do it. You're actually saving negative 100% of your. And you pay shipping.

And. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. So just don't, couldn't be me. Don't bother.

Personally. What happened? That's about it. Guys. Let's end recording. Brofus. San Diego County declares public health

emergency over Monkey Box. Monkey Cox. You're kidding me. That's where TwitchCon is. Oh my God. You're right. Everybody's going to get monkey Cox. And you don't need a vaccine.

You don't need a monkeypox vaccine. We're going to brofice. All right. We'll see you guys. All right. Hey, hang on. Hang on. What?

Okay. that was pretty cool. All right, we'll see you guys later. Goodbye.