The Group Chat - #22 - WILL A.I TAKE OVER??

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. To like four of the group chat. We're 22. Get it right. Larry has a lazy eye. Grunk is stimming. Yomi got a cool new hat, but doesn't want to show his new haircut.

Yemmy's got a cool haircut. I got bullied. I got bullied. Why don't I want to show my haircut? Get up. Move that bus. Move that bus. I was team yummy since day one.

He literally came in. He turned on his camera and he was like, hey, I got a new haircut. You're just team positivity. You know, your team like fucking loving sunshine. If you take off the head,

I'll bust it down. I don't want to see that shit. You can keep it to yourself. What? Me and Tanner will bust it down. Oh yeah, we'll bust it down. What's that shit far down?

I'm keeping the head on. It's creeping through a little bit. You can go off. Take off the hat. Take off the cow hat. All right. Anyways. What episode is this?

22. 22. 22. We've been drinking and driving for one podcast. I'm feeling 22. And we're legal in like every single stay, I believe. Everything going to be. We got to involved in our awesome topics.

Thank you, GamerSups for sponsoring this episode of GamerSups podcast for. Timber Setoff podcast. No, no listen. Thank you. Thank you to that water bottle for sponsoring this episode. Thank you. Thank you to, uh,

Kroger purified drinking water for supplying me with some gamer subs There's a few things coming out for gamer subs I'm gonna get this out of the way It's dropping on the 12th It is a the Wifu Cup It is XV Kett It is like a little sailor girl

She's in the Navy She sinks some ships She kills like She kills just anybody that's opposing their country She has a fun fact actually Believe it or not Evan Fong And this girl weren't

They were in the Navy at the same time They were married. Same boat. Sure. They were in the talking phase during the boat. Also, there is a new, there's a new flavor. It's kind of the funniest flavor. I'm going to be 100% honest with you.

That drops on the 12th also at 3 p.m. You even say it? Yeah, it says it right here. Oh, that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow. It's Bigfoot juice. It literally looks like Yol-Y. It's good.

It looks like yummy. It looks like Yummy running around. It's not like me. It looks like you're running around a basketball court. There's going to be a recipe. There's going to be a recipe coming out with him. All right. And I'm going to quickly go through it.

So you got to pour water. You got a Bigfoot juice. You got cough syrup, ice, codeine, jolly ranchers. Yeah. Lane. And a lot of love. It's going to get rid of your coughs right away. And it'll get you good.

And you can tame real Bigfoot's and ride you out. You'll start seeing Bigfoot for sure. If you start seeing Bigfoot, you come back here and you say, Thanks, Code Group, 10% off gamer. Sups for making you see Bigfoot. Use code group for 10% off. And he brands you. He has a big brand. He sticks it right on your ass and got a gamer subs brand right on your ass. I'm willing to give one tub of Bigfoot juice to the lucky viewer that can spot the difference between last week and this week.

Oh, drum roll. What could be the difference? Who is this? Soft Willie crashed to listen here. Soft Willie's gone and he's dead forever. We replaced him with Chewy Vollmer, everybody. Yay. I didn't even know that, dude. Chewy's last name is Valmer. His whole name is Chewley P. Palmer.

Tanner, Johnson, Tanner, Johnson, Tanner, Johnson. Shut up, shut up. That is, that is not my name. We have Chewy here, though. Chewy has a fade. He has dreadlocks. He has a fade on.

Chewy, what's it like being here? I have a fade at the bottom of my dreadlocks. Whoa, that's tough of shit. What's it like being here? Yeah. What do you like about us? Yeah. Um, I like Tanish Crown.

Thank you my fault guy's crown. I really like Yumi's haircut. I wish he would be confident about it. I fucking wish. It's not even that big of a deal. It's not. That's why you take the cat hat off. Yeah.

Why you move around? Show the crowd why it's not that big of a deal. Yeah. Quit moving. We'll move on. Let me milk you. No, let's milk it out a little bit more. You move that out the way and like let us see the fucking hair.

Yeah. I say, We are doing a podcast topic. We are doing a podcast. Yeah, we are. In the topic, Yomi five minutes ago. Yomi's new hair, awesome haircut. This is going to affect all of your

thumbnails. Yeah. That's true. You're going to edit your hair. You're going to have to edit your hair like Mr. Brees. I don't have to edit it because it's like glued on my head. I don't know.

Copy and paste the old hair from old thumbnail reaction picks. No, like cut it out really, really poorly. The old hair was annoying. It actually would suck to edit because I had like shit sticking out and it would be it was annoying. Remember drunk? You remember. I remember. Okay, you ready?

Drum roll, please. Okay, here we go. Go, go, go, go. So cute. It's honestly wholesome. Yeah, that's like, it's not even like great. Like, like, Christian innocent kid vibes. Like, doesn't know about God.

That's like, does he, like, does the vacation Bible school cut. That's what this is. He, like, hates gay people because, like, God does not like gay people and, like, gay people would go to, fucking hell. And you honestly look great, man. You look really good. You got to tell everybody you're bisexual

before you say things like that. Yeah, you gotta, are you straight as fuck? I suck some dick. I'm not gonna lie. Not on the podcast. Not on the podcast. Don't say the podcast.

Stop. What if Larry was telling the truth? What if we would? What do we do that? What do we do that? Frank is trying to talk to me, guys. Would you be a bald dad? That was very important.

Would you be a bald dad with a beer tattoo on your left off? How does the genetics work for hair loss? It's Andrew Tate. Holy shit. It starts when you're 21. Does it actually? No, doesn't. It starts when you're like 22, 23.

Male padding gray hair. No. I'm 22. There's a kid balding in my senior class. Oh my God, drunk. You are 17. Dude, you don't know anything about balding. There's a kid balding in my class.

My uncle had a, oh, okay. His name was, sorry. His name is Ola. Don't call him. now, dude, what? Yeah, stop. He's watching this right. Sorry.

He's going to beat you up next time. He's going to go to school. He's going to fight. He's going to give you a wedge and put you in the locker. He's going to like, he's going to rip our hair out. He's strapped down on a chair and they're going to like shave your head off. What are you going to do then?

You're going to be that guy. You're going to be that guy. The principal would be like, all right, here we go. Thanks for coming to the pep rally. And then grunt comes down suspended by his underwear. And he's like got a big wedge. He's tied by his arms. He's like him.

He's like him. The hanging wedges Putt out from the jumbo-trond It's over his head It's over his head It's always said They don't They suspend him into the garbage can at the bottom

Whom all we down The worldwide Ouzzi Anyways Soft Willie was not able to join us this week You know, fucking No surprise man He doesn't even care about us anymore I am

His plane actually crashed into Cabo Where's Cabo Texas? Campo God, he crashed Cabo? I feel bad for everybody else on board. Not really, but like, thank God Nick has gone. No, if honestly, I feel bad for everybody in the plane crash

because all the food rations, Nick's going to eat those. Yeah, I'm just telling you guys. Every time you stream, I Love You Silver Cromberetta on Spotify, you buy him like a four for four at four. You buy him like a bunch of like Wendy's Snickers bars, Eminem's. That's all he eats. Fucking wings, dude. Wings.

Every damn, pepper, boneless because he's a bitch. Wendy's four for four for four four four four fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo foe it's the greatest food deal in the history of fast food 16 well don't you get me stunned it would be trying to bundle box tell me what's better biggie bag what's better what it's better what's what's better what's better um I think the foe foe foe was way better I think the biggie bag would be better at all because the foe floor is cool sounding oh foe foe foe foe the fog you like Like, what are you getting? I'm like foe, foe, foe.

Think about it. Think about a biggie bag. Let me get the biggie bag. Biggie bag. What's in the big bag? Biggie bag. It's the same thing that says you get like a double cheeseburger. Do you know what a bundle box is?

You know me? Hell no. It's two Big Macs for cheese burgers, a 20 piece nugget, two large rice. What the fuck is he? I'm a big faddy? I'd puke out of my ass. What are you doing? Feet the family?

Feeding two families? Feeding 13 families? Feeding 13 nuggets? And eight big max for. How much? How much $40? Oh, what a good deal. No, $18.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No way. That's the entire medical game for $18. A bundle box. I'd rather eat the fish land, air, and sea. Oh, yeah, the land air and sea. A little fish filet, little chicken, little burger. This is wet.

Is that good? No. It's pretty good. For fast food? Yeah, it's higher quality than McDonald's. Wendy's is pretty good. They got chilly. They're pretty good, did.

Yep. Spicy chicken nuggets. Something I'll have to give a shot. I've never, it's good. I've only, you never had Wendy's? I think I had one these ones. I'm pretty sure I out of field trip. I probably,

we probably stopped by on Wendy's and I probably got a new wait, why is this? I'm looking at our topics and it says there's a new raft update. Who said that? You know what? That's a lie. No, I didn't type anything. I tried,

I didn't type of single soft. I heard that hot sauce on the, on popcorn was good. So I went out of my way and buy hot sauce. And I'm like, oh man, I can't wait to try. This is going to be amazing. Like, okay, so I put. the hot sauce on the popcorn, put in my mouth. The most sour, soggy, disgusting tastes flooded my mouth.

Yeah, that's probably this. It's not good. I think you could have figured out that you weren't going to like it if you don't already have hot sauce in your house. Yeah, if you never... You had to go get hot sauce. Well, no, I've been liking spicy things now. Every, dude, every white family always has a bottle of Texas feet in the fridge.

What are you doing? We love Texas feet over at my white ass. Texas feet in the fridge? Whoa. What are you doing with Texas feet? Texas speech? Texas speech? Texas.

Hey. You are friends love doing this day. It's called a Ney-Nay. You're doing it all. Matt of me raps. You're so lifeless. And let's just say

it gets pretty crazy. Let's just say the whole dance was bugging. Let's just say the ground shakes. Let's just say it looks like we have epileptic seizures. Can we have Cam put more topics together? Not because I want to use them,

but because they're interesting to read. Because I had no idea Walter White was getting added to multiverses. Until right now. That is like leaked information. There is a literal source. It's a source. Oh, no. Was it a big meth pipe and blooms smoking your face.

I want to mention something real quick about that. So we have a certain where we put topics in it. Our Tautopeks like range from like monkeys being smart as fuck. And then Cam for the first, I mean, it's been a while. But like he, he suggested some shit. And he puts like sources. he puts like the game, the type, the context, the fucking, Dragon Balls is a Fortnite source website.

Yeah, if Dragon Balls in Fortnite, that means One Piece is on its way. That's the only thing I'm getting from that. Why? Nobody will shut up about that show. What is going on? Why is it the talk of the town? Yeah, everybody is talking about One Piece. Wow. I wonder why, yeah.

What is it a Brazen season come out or something? No, no, no, no, listen. It's the best anime ever created. Literally actually true fact. It's number one Hygros single. Monkey D. Luffy. Grow up, dude. That's Monkey D. Luffy.

Okay, get that out of my face before I get mad. I'm gonna be honest. Have you watched any anime? A little bit, yeah. What was the one you watched? I watched a little bit of Hunter, X Hunter. And you watched a little bit of Attack on Titan. I watched a little bit of Pokemon.

I watched a couple episodes of Attack on Titan, I think. I've seen one. Did it not appeal to you? I've seen a little bit of Naruto. Naruto. Naruto. Just say it like a normal guy, Naruto. Nardo?

No. Nardo Wig? Nardo Wig? Whoa, Cam, Photoshop Nardo Wick and Naruto together. Shut down. Don't make him do that. Put it in there now. No, he's not.

I don't watch Taming. That's going to take three hours. You know, it's funny. It's like three years ago, everybody hated people who watched anime and everybody thought they were nerds. And now everybody's so crazy. It's so crazy. Not me. Nope, yummy.

I mean, Chewy is sticking to the old. Dude, people were bullied if they had any anime, anything. Like, when I was in high school, if you had anything anime, like, good luck, dude, because you were getting bullied. Yeah, you'll get shit on. You'll get fucking shit on and killed. But now it's, like, the cool, new big.

Now football players watch it to get hyped before their game. Dude. Yeah, they watch. That's real. Orto anime. Yeah, they do. What are they watched? Just playing Giurbo in the locker room.

Start playing, like, anime interest. DeLoof is a yearbo. What happened, dude? I can't be convinced to watch it. I can't be tricked into watching it. I can't be tricked. I'm invincible to anime. What if I told you you should watch this new anime called

Regular Show? Would you watch it? Yeah, would you? I actually love watching cartoons, though. Okay, wait. True, why don't you? Why are you? Yeah, why don't you like anime?

Why are you so outdated? I just don't like it. You need an update. You need iOS update. You have to tell us why. You can't just kind of like go past. You have to like give us something bad happen? No, I just don't like it.

Introduction, ABC, conclusion. Let me hear it. Wait, ABC. What are you talking about? I don't know. Okay, Jimmy, what's your opinion on bisexual people? Once upon a time I tried to stop looking at the camera like that. Was that true?

No, no, no. I was still on the anime thing, but never mind. What anime did you watch? I don't remember. That's what I was going to say. You. Well, either you or my co-worker, Jojo. Oh, Joe Joe.

Whoa, wait. That's kind of bizarre. That is so bizarre for a good guy. Now we have more garbage of anime. That was cool. I'll say, what do you know about that one? I disapprove. What's your, like, most favorite anime ever?

To who? What do you mean? Are you asking to the guy It's a simple question Why are you confused? My favorite is What's the same?

I wonder Yeah I didn't know that It's the best ever I think Hunter Exander's still up there for me Sounds really good

Yeah She was ass You know why Something like SpongeBob or Chowder Or something Chowder's pretty cool Chowder is pretty cool

Chowder No, Flapjack is really Flaffack is good Flavjack Yeah I was Flavit Tony You guys remember We were watching, what was it, Uncle Grandpa?

Uncle Grandpa. Good morning. Good morning. I was actually not allowed to watch that because my parents thought it was like a leftist media kind of show. It shows when Uncle Grandpa was pushing their leftist agenda through cartoon network. I was only allowed to watch Flapjack because there's candy and like whales. Pirates and Pirates can't be. It's like a drunk pirate.

And then Uncle Grandpa has like some kind of leftist like demon show. It's like gay, gay little guys. Uncle grandpa, what happened? Turn it off. There's rainbows and all. There's like rainbow strap over his guys. Turn that shit off to you. Put on,

go ahead and put on chowder. I'm like, okay, papa. I never saw Uncle Grandpa ever. I thought it was kind of like after it was a late one. It was like, good morning. Morning.

Morning. Good morning. Good morning. I remember rolling into third grade and talked to my family like, good morning. Like, first thing in the morning.

Third grade. It's that old? Yeah. Yeah, I was actually graduating high school when it came out. So that doesn't even make sense. 2013? No way. Oh, it was 10.

What? I was 13. Oh, and I was 9. He was 3rd grade in 2013? I was 13. Grunk is like 17 years old right now. That's 30. What's in the third grade?

Grow up. I thought I was Uncle Grandpa. I was a grown up, man. I'm getting there. Holy crap. What would that? Chewy? Chewy's lagging, guys.

Wait. I think I'm okay now I mean it's still kind of bad What? Okay Can you ask you any question? Chewy Wait, it doesn't matter

because your podcast Or your mic You can't lag on Audacity True Oh yeah you'll be fine You'll be okay You can't lag on the destiny

You know I know that's I know that's fine But I can't fucking understand You guys Oh Oh like little aliens Bits and pieces

are getting through What would I, what would you do if I told you that every episode you're on, our views spike? I would tell you that your eyes are quite plushy. He looks really sad. And I'm sorry if that didn't answer your question, but I can't stop looking at it. It looks like I fuck that thing like every day. I literally, I figure, there's like a big gaping hole. You like take off the head, the brain is squishy.

You like start massaging the brain. You fucking. Every time I fuck him, I take out a piece of the frontal lobe. He can't see anymore. What did you ask to me? Oh my god Let's move on What happened?

Okay, so something in this last week happened with speed Help me What happened with speed? Does anyone actually... He got arrested. Well, yeah, but people think it was because he prank called like 911

But he didn't But that was fake He got like slotted While prank calling 911 But it was to jail? It wasn't real though, that was the thing. Yeah, it was a thing. Yeah.

It's like a fake. That was his friend. 911 would it pick up like... I don't even think he went to jail, to be honest. He did. He did because right here it says that Aiden Ross paid him $20,000 a bill. Says who. Is there public record if he went to jail?

Wouldn't it? I mean, if you looked up his real name, wouldn't it be public record? Well, maybe not yet because it hasn't been maybe processed. His bill got paid. Well, yeah, but it doesn't mean that there's going to be like receipts. I don't know. I feel like he only got detained. could be wrong. I have no idea.

Maybe that's a load of bogus and bull crap. Maybe it's not. He's a minor. Like, is he really going to go to jail and have a $20,000 bond? Is he still a minor? What would he have done? Yeah, he's a kid. He's 17. That's such sad. Grunk quite what would he even have done for that?

Grunk, we like speed one day. I don't think I'd be friends with you. You get really mad and like, yeah. Go ahead. Wait. I'm not you do that on a bunch of fireworks and put them all in your house and just let him.

Wait, the grunk already does those sounds already. He goes like, leh. It's okay. All right, he's practicing. He's getting there. He's pretty good. Oh, anyways.

So bad. I can't understand you guys. I don't know what it to do. Wait, I think, I feel like Chui said that a while back, but like, yeah, Chui actually said that like 10 minutes ago. We're not just hearing that.

We said that 15 minutes ago. Wait. He's going to talk about speed in like 20 minutes. If this should have desinct, that's going to be so fucking horrible in the audacity. It won't be. It will be. No, it won't. It will be.

Chewis's house is floating on a row. Because if he said something and we're just now hearing it and we're responding to it, he's probably talking right now. And you're going to be in talking at the same time. Let's like going to space looking back at the earth and seeing dinosaurs. You're literally ex-QC. Yeah. That's a real thing.

If you go far enough on space of light years, you'll look back at the earth and you'll see dinosaurs walking because of light speed. Are you for real? Yes. Look up speed. You have to go. You have to go fast. I show speed.

I show speed on YouTube. No. How is the speed of light the exact corner of the tip of the pyramid? Get that for a second. That's kind of ridiculous, right? What you just say? There's no tip of the pyramid. They stole it.

So like, if I climb the pyramid, I can be faster than speed of light. No, but the gordon. Speed down or breath. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. He's kidding. No way he's mobile delay on Twitch.com. TV right now. He's mobile delay on Twitch.com. You got mobile delay on fucking Discord. I'm crying. Did he like answer like what we were talking about? He's kidding. He's kidding. I don't know. I can hear you guys the whole time. It's just really choppy right now. There's not a new raft update. Freaks out and starts pacing around the room. What? You know me realizing you can't play a rap for 18 hours? Chewy.

All right, when we're starting this? All right, the first topic of the day is... I went to the zoo today. Oh, what did you see at the zoo? Tell me about that. You see a monkey? Dude, I actually got a rare footage of a tiger pooping. What?

Look at this. That's illegal. You can't record that. Okay, why just do that? Didn't you say there's a baby a Ayrangetown? It's crazy. Dude, the baby orangutan was like not, he was big, he's big already.

He should have shook him, shook him around. Yeah, oh, look at this funny picture of the giraffe. He could have fought him? We did a, are we, are we boring you, Larry? Look, it's funny. So if he was at home, he's sending me like a disabled giraffe that can't walk right now.

No, that's not. It's a lot. Look, who knew? Who knew that Tiger's poop too? Everybody. Ew. You actually can't show that on YouTube. Who knew, dude?

Why did they get into like a little, like a triangle? They like all just put everything in like one dot. And you go, they look like this. Dude, I know you could put that on YouTube because I saw a deer get ran over last week. Oh, yeah, we also saw deer pain. Do not look up deer pain on YouTube. Oh, do not look up. Have we brought that up deer pain?

We can't. Anyways, guys, hip-hop celebration day. I haven't seen deer pain. Started reading. What? Oh, shit. Don't look it up. Don't look up deer pain.

Do not. Do not. If you guys know what's good for you, do not look up dear pain. Oh my God. I want to mention something. Okay. Okay, go ahead. So we all know Pac-God, right?

Yeah. Oh, boy. Wait to hear about this. Okay, so Trump got rated by the FBI, and guess what they found? Don't tell me. Two files from the new album, and it's featuring Trump and Pac-God. No way. Yeah.

What? I actually heard from an inside source that when the FBI raided Trump's house, they found actually eight tap dancing cockroaches on four porpochips. They hosted him? Yep. Wait, what? They hosted him? Do you have mobile delay?

Wait, mobile delay. What are you talking about? Oh, they raided him. Oh, I thought they hosted him. Oh, I get it. It's a Twitch show. Yay! You get the fall guy's crown today.

Put it on. Put that around the camera. There is. There you go, yeah. Thank you, very. baby. You're welcome. Where that?

How many viewers does the FBI have? Four. Can you imagine if the FBI had a Twitch channel and all it was was just like a bait

to like get people to say in chat they have like drugs or something or they're like criminals. Wow. How are you bait? Exclamation point. Why would you go?

Exclamation point crime. Exclamation point crime. The coolest crime in chat gets like $500 to have proposed the coolest crime they've done with proof. It's a prize.

With proof in this Google document when you do exclamation point crime. Ask for like the date it happened and you're like your home address and your social security number and all that. Yeah. It's like a little new challenge. Record yourself doing a crime. Before you even submit the Google Doc, there's just like a bug. There's like a raid outside waiting for you and a host. Yeah.

There's like Rainbow 16 characters on your roof. Thanks for the prime. The crime symbol. The crime. Amazon crime. That's what I fucking said. You fucking fruit cake. Hey, what the hell, man?

Dude, you mean that? Anyways. When he says your joke louder and everybody else laughs? I didn't even hear that. When he says your joke louder and everyone else laughs? I got a car crash. I got a car crash. Stop, stop.

I did. My wheel fell off and I get like a little kid. Not you. Oh, no, that's true. Not you! I was driving 80 down the highway, and my wheel comes completely off, and it's bouncing next to me while I'm still driving. And I look down, and I realized I'm using my feet to run. I'm using my feet to run on the highway.

And I see the wheel. I look to my right. I see the other wheel. And now I'm using my feet. The car fall. The roof flies off. No, I'm just running down the highway. He's running fast.

Turner looks down. Turner looks down as his pants and they were just like leopard print like a big cloth covering just as important He's got a big bone

on his back I have a big bone on the back I have a bone He looks behind him to see the big tractor trailer But it was just a big dinosaur Running

It's a big T-Rice chasing There's a camera crew Following you There's a There's a guy in your back With like a string And like a carrot Like in front of you

Like all the air They're running the same speed Just like He's a guy like perfect guy on your side. There's like a concert behind me with like drums with bones

like there's a big parade do to do do do do do do do oh my God we always do that sorry I did get in a car crash though my wheel came off

and then I had to get repaired I'm actually wondering what do you think it would be like if you were actually like going over 50 miles per hour and that happened

like Hey did you like recently like get your fucking tires rotator or some shit? Tanner? I'm going to be real. I haven't done anything with my car since 2016. Oh, I was going to say there's like cases where these fucking repair shops don't tighten

like the nuts on the wheels tight enough or whatever. And they'll literally just come straight off. Yeah, my wheel came completely off. And I've had those tires since 2016. What? Was it like a solo car accident or what happened? No, I was driving out of a store. You got hit actually?

I didn't get it. No. Oh. I was just driving. I was pulling out of my store. store. I was only 5 miles per hour and all I hear is Dunk

my win Some old man with groceries is like Yep, fell off He said he fell off Oh, Christ And he walked over, hold this Honestly, I wasn't like I wasn't like mad about it

All these like old like Hicks were like Yeah, that happened to me back on the Arctic I was like yeah damn thing fell the fuck off I kept talking like that I'm like, yeah, I need to get a tonic. You have to fit in or else you're like, you kick that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like, you're like, you make your chest like really big.

You're like, yeah. Yeah, this fucking damn, this fucking falls off. Damn, ass, stupid ass, damn, tire. I was a good thing I wasn't going 60. I was like, you go right up to the guy's race. Pah!

Oh, brother! Woo! You're like, oh, I know, a lot of Canada, yeah. You grab them I grab them both sides of head Stop

Stop! Stop! Shut up! Oh my God! Oh, my, Cam, can't end the podcast, just ruin it. Trash it.

I just start yelling. Get dancing. Go! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Oh!

Oh! Stop! Oh. But all is well that ends well, my tires back on my car. It's all bolted in. They're like, voo, boon, bo, bo. I still had the same tires.

Yeah, that was pretty good, but I saw the same tires from 2016. You should get those checked out, probably. I'm selling it anyway. Larry, I don't think your door is closed. You're going to kill somebody. I'm selling it and saying it's brand new. Yeah, your 2007 cars, brand new. With 200,000.

Just get a little, like, meter gun and clock it back to zero on the strenometer. He takes a picture of the tires. I say they're brand new and there's like no grooves at all. Yeah, there's no, there's no grud. They look like drag tires. Drag strip tires. Oh, my God. There's a spoiler on it and duct tape.

Right when you think it's over and keeps going. Sorry. Sorry. It's got a big cartoon eyes and a big mouth like lightning queen. There's two stripes from a lining strike. the side and if I go a little 95 it's red. It has googly eyes on it and laugh. It's not. It has a big

hole in the hood and there's like this car. It has like furry dice on the mirror. Oh man. We have to stop doing that. We have to stop. I have furry dice. We should get furry dice. Dude, there was three homeless people having an origin in the back of my car and I found them like two weeks ago.

Oh, you're lying. Is that real? That can't be real. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's real. Yeah. Yeah, the hamper me in the orcdome. I threw a hamous sandwich. Like, do not start.

Do not start. Stop. Stop. Ah, dude. Hey, all you're doing is playing with pillows and blankets. What are you doing? He's building a Ford on his game in chair. He's telling us to shut up.

It's going to be really comfortable. No, it isn't. It is. Oh, my God. Are you here with us? Swag. Yeah. Chewy.

There you are, baby. Jewie. There it is. No, what's the topic do we have? Fairly. I don't know what's going on. Chicken. We're talking to each other.

That's like what we do. You ever had a car? I know, but it keeps... Uh-oh. It'll cut out like everything you guys say. Okay, read my lips. August 11th. Kanye wins.

My own. My own. Kanye wins? What did he win? What are the topics that Cam wrote? Isaac. Kanye wins because Pete Skeetersen got killed. No, he did not get you.

Peterson. No, that was like a fraud. That was a dead at 28. No, he's not. He OD'd on fentanyl. No, no, no. No, he did not. He's a normal person.

He's just broke up. He said OD and died. No, no. That's not true. Skeet Deverson was on SNL. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What, Isaac? You just like making noises.

No, Greek, Greek, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew Tate. Shakira in jail after tax fraud? Yeah. It's National Hip Hop Day. What's your favorite hip hop? Hip hop. Hip hop. I really like, um...

Why'd you laugh at that? Pop? Stop. I'm a big fan of JPEG Mafia. I did the family guy. Oh, JPEG Mafia. Oh my God. Oh.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. P and G mafia. J. Pigs. No, I'm J-PIF's Mafia. He did some weird stuff on a song. I didn't like it. What?

Did he? Yeah, he, like, sampled, he sampled audio of, like, somebody dying. You're such a good boy. Oh, yeah, it was a cot dying. That was crazy. That was weird, bro. That one was pretty crazy.

Yeah. That one was pretty good. But other than that. And actually, I have not heard a single song buying besides that one. Yeah. Yeah. Drunk does support the police. I don't listen to P&G Mafia.

Anyways, guys, so I guess I'm the only one that likes hip hop around here. I know, I forgot to answer. I said I like hippo hop. I like hippo hop. Whatever that is. Kendrick Lauer is my favorite rapper.

Oh, yeah. I think I took too long. Are my vitamins supposed to like be stuck? No, don't eat those. Do not eat those. Just like the bottom. It's fine. Do it again.

That looks like honeycombs. That literally looks like a honeycomb hive. Shake it. Here, here. Are those fish oil pills? Smack it against your hands. Oh, these are multivitamin pills. They're literally the note gummies.

What is that? What kind of multivitamins are there? You guys are talking and your lips aren't moving. I'm sorry, Chewy. Those are Delta 9 gummies. These are Delta 9 gummies and I just take a bunch of them. That's awesome. Is that your on the hot face?

Don't say that. Wait, flight reaction comes back halfway through his video. He's like, whoa, so many surfers does that? No, he's like, he's like smiling. What are you doing? That's how he looks like. That's better.

That's better. There you go. Yeah, that was funny. That's what he looks like. Yeah, that's exactly what he looks like. We can talk about how Ludwig uploaded a just a Mr. Beast video, and it got six million. I'm sure Yomi has some words for him.

Yomi's got some words for that. I'm jealous. That's the greatest gift the man could ever give to anybody ever. Oh, Mr. Beast video for free. Let's see how many pieces are done it. Congratulations. Jimmy, you've done it. It's at 6.2 million and 10 days.

It's hobragged everything on his channel. He's never beaten that video. I'll be real. That was a million-dollar video, by the way. Yeah. A million-dollar video. It's a million-dollar gift. That would have gone,

I don't know. Mr. Bees called that a failure. Like a failed video, gave it away. In my opinion, that video was better than, like, a lot of his, like, more recent ones. Yeah, it was better than his, like, milestone one where they jumped off the boat or something. Dude, me and me watch that shit. We're so pissed off by, like, how there was one challenge. Yeah, there was one challenge where she was like, okay, you're voted out.

Okay, you're done. And they were just out like that. You're gone. That was really lame. That was really bad. If that happened to me, I'd actually cause a scene and start fighting people there. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, I'm like, push off the boat, blah. I'd pull out a weapon and threaten a lot of people that happened to me. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, as shitty as that is, they definitely got paid, like, way more than it costs for them, their time to be there. The people that got voted out? They didn't say they got anything.

They got $100 and that's it. No, because they were before them got, like, three grand. Yeah, they got a few grants. They probably don't know. They got a two pack of feastables as, like, their party favorite. They just said, all right, see you guys. Thanks for coming out. Like melted chocolate that came on a plane.

Do you think in Mr. Beast's videos that contestants know whether or not? not they're going to win or lose. No. I really don't think it's scripted. I don't think they're being honest. I don't think it is. That's like the whole point. Yeah, like at that point, you know,

script should be it would just do, you know. Yeah, no, he's talked about how his stuff is inscripted. And like, I mean, of course he would say that, but help. Really, I don't think, I don't think it's stuff is stupid at all. Let's have a moment of silence for Chui. I'll be real. Chewy has been. This is so stupid.

I'm like trying to piece shit that you guys are saying together and stories are jumping around and I could not be more fucking confused Oh you're actually you're not even like I don't know if you can hear this. Let's just keep jumping topics right randomly Dude Connie actually won and Skeet Davidson Like so

Steve Davidson was Mr. Beast And then dream actually came to buy The E God actually even deserve Broccoli is probably my favorite. What is it to say? You know, Aiden Ross actually gets to here. My desk is huge. My desk is really big.

Camel toes are not that cool, really. Okay, we can stop this bit now. We can stop, we can stop, we can stop. Andrew Tate is the loser. Ski Davidson took the S&L. All right, we're done. Oh my God, you served. You served.

This is the worst podcast we've done today. Views at home in shambles. This is the best one. We've been doing a great job. We are nothing. I think this is like yummy's face sideways. a really different thing. If you're attracted me, just say so, man.

It's okay. It's fine. Yeah, girls. Can you get a clip of that rolling around? Do you get a clip of that? No context. You know, we put that everywhere. That was the whole context. Let's see what the sponsors have to say about that kind of.

Let's see what Hello Fresh and Teagrously got to say. Oh, no. T. Man, I don't think I really like that one. He's live playing wars. He's just, I don't know about that. He looks at the TV. He looks at the chat.

I don't know about that one. Oh, wait. Me and Yomi were watching probably the greatest YouTube channel of all time the other night. It was, what was it, destroying? Where they're just like doing like one-on-ones, wide receivers?

It was so funny. It's good. It's also funny. Isn't destroying like the kid who's crazy at kicking balls? He's a crazy kicker. Yeah. I could be like seven-yard bombs.

Are you dumb? I'm the best. Are you the dumbest man? I don't even know how I was doing. Isaac has history. Isaac is a guy's history. I think he's a pussy. Yeah.

He's such a loser. What? He can't touch his toes right now. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, show us you touching his toes. He looks down in the leg. He looks down in the leg.

That's the easiest thing I've ever done in my life. Have you seen how far he can kick field goals now? He hit a 75 doinker. He hit like an 80-yard field goal. A little 85 crossbar. What? 80. Field goals are different.

Shut up. Man, you don't know. You'll play basketball. Don't throw some balls. He was the furthest of you. shot, you, boom, damn, what's the word? I don't know the lingo. I shot a ball and made it was from the other free throw line. The opposite one.

I've done a triple half court, I mean, triple full court shot before. What the hell are you talking about? LeBron James? Like three basketball courts long? I got hungry. No, yeah, three basketball courts. I thought that was a meal on KFC. What?

Triple full court. Basketball shot? One time I threw a ball from across my driver. I made it. I can hit some mean back shots. No, I threw it. Wait, hold on. Let Gronk talk.

Grunk, what did you do with the basketball? I threw it across the equivalent of three basketball courts and it went in. What are you talking about? No, you did. I know. When you have the arm of like Derek Jeter and LeBron James combined? Like, what do you even say? Don Chito?

It was like, it was a big thing. It was not, I don't think the shot was very regulation standard. Regulation standard. Regulation. What is happening? I would like this. I went like this. Bro, this is...

Do you know how absolutely impossible it is to throw basketball that far grung? That is... It's not possible. It's possible. Why are you taking a lie this far? I don't understand.

No, I believe it. I believe him. He can't... Nobody can throw a basketball three fucking courts for you. You're not... Dude, you... You cannot place your inconvenience on us,

okay? How do you not accomplish? It's not the kind of saying. Yeah, because you can't do. shit. That literally your grammar's so wrong. It doesn't even make sense. Larry,

how are you going to believe drunk did a triple shot and you didn't believe I worked at a lumber mill for like two years? You never showed me a video? I've seen the video drunk has showed me and he did it. Oh, really? I got a picture of me getting hit by a two by four right in the face. Yeah, like the markings.

Yeah, I got like the bloody nose. I'm like looking at the camera. I'm covered in sawdust. Good old days. Good old days. You know what this is? This is a class club and we're all talking and Chewy's the guinea pig in a corner that can't talk. Chewy's the fucking nerd that gets backpacks thrown out of him and you can't do anything.

Oh my goodness. As soon as you guys are done talking, that's when it like starts to be perfectly fine. And then you're right as you're about to say something, it just cuts out. What's all talking at the same time? Earlier Tanner said like three sentences. Earlier, Tanner said like three sentences while taking a drink. How do you do that?

Whoa. So basically, Andrew Taylor does... Entertating Kanye West Pete Davidson took the biggest L in that Saturday life history. Wait, who's you guys' favorite hip-hopper? I like to listen to Kanye West,

a lot of new done that album. I love Kendrickle now. Watch this, watch this. I like to listen to Kanye West. Stop. Okay, now this is the worst podcast. Don't do that again. Do it again. Do it again.

No. Leave the room. Leave the room. I'll be right back. Hold on. You can't. I like to listen to Kanye West a lot of new John the album. He's invisible man.

How do you do that? How did he do that? He's floating. Is it like that bad, bad? For the audio listeners, Larry walked away from his setup. Oh, yeah. Audio listeners is going to large. Sorry.

Honestly, just come over to YouTube. YouTube's like fun. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I think it's supposed to be the other way around. I think we want Spotify listeners. Okay. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. That's fine.

Go back to Spotify now. Yeah, you can go to Spotify and you can listen on there. We, you can hear my voice when I'm just like talking like this the entire time. You can get close. Yeah, I can get close. You know, let's do a Spotify. friendly podcast. For the rest of the episode.

Actually, yeah, my favorite is Pop Celebration Day, I think would have to be Kendrick Lamar with... I think he's the best rapper of all time. I think it was really funny how Kendrick Omar dressed up Jesus and it was empowering. But when the baby gets crucified, everybody hates him. He's the goat. People are hating on the baby when he's really sending a message.

Honestly, what is his message? In his most recent... His message is that he, um, so when Kendrick Lamar said, um, yeah, baby, yeah, baby. I remember Syrup sandwiches and crime allowances. Yeah. I remember when he said, Lucy was, evils of Lucy was all around me. You remember that?

Is Lucy Deasper? And then he was, and he started yelling. I remember syrup sandwiches. Ah! All right, guys. But it was complicated. What is another topic, guys? Well, that's about all we have in our...

That's our big ball of topics right there. Something big is coming in our lifetime. Yeah, we do have something really big happening. The singularity. So basically what it is. Right now, imagine this is tech. This is tech and development. It's like this right now.

We're here. We're here. The singularity is here. And when it hits the singularity, it's going to go straight up. And the singularity. is a representation of AI AI learning.

But you know what my rebuttal is? We've seen that graph for like 20 years now. When's it going to happen? It's projected for 2045. 2045? No, it's not. Swear to God. I think I'm going to be so old.

I think it might be going to be alive. Oh my God. I don't even want to be alive in 2045. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, real shit, real shit. Real quick. I mean, if you think about it, we've always been wrong with our projections of how far

like technology is going. You want to hear something actually eye opening? Think about way, hold on, hold on. Think about the Jetsons. They thought we were going to have flying cars in the year 2002.

No way you're comparing like a cartoon. They actually did. Listen to me, Isaac. Listen to me. So this is the entire history of humanity

and like all crammed into one year. Up until, up until halfway through December. I'm sorry, I can't focus because these assholes can't pay attention for one second. Bro, it's just like, I think Isaac

the Flintstones actually happened. You mean the Jetsons? No, the Flintstones. If he believes the Jetsons, he's going to believe the Flintstones. That shit did not happen. We're not running around in the car, dog. I refuse to believe there was a man that's a dinosaur. I was using it as an example to say that people think we're going to come farther than we've gone.

I don't think that the Jetsons was supposed to. supposed to be like accurate to the year 2002. No, I don't, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it's what people were like, oh yeah. Oh, yo, 2002. Yo, I know. Or 2030.

Yeah, grunk. I'll continue. Sorry. I'd say, if the entire timeline of humanity in one year up until halfway through December, the industrial, like,

so up until halfway through December, it was all cavemen. And then like December 15th, um, uh, the Industrial Revolution. evolution began. And then the last six hours of the last day of December was 1900s and more.

Does that make sense? Yeah, it does. It does. Hell nah. So that means that basically everything happened if humanity's timeline condensed them to one year, everything like technological happened in the last six hours of the year. Oh, got you. Does that make sense?

It's like the dinosaurs were killed in like in like late August or something like that. So what happens with a singularity? What? What happens with what singularity happens? Like in the Neolithic age or whatever. Like, like with, where the first humans were, like the first trace of humans, you know? Like where they're Hunter Gatherers. Yonge Gathers started in January and say maybe like Mesopotamia was in like, I don't know, March or something.

You know? He's just saying we were eating a big old bowl of nothing for like 99% of our existence. and then the last one is going crazy. I was going to say that we didn't have cars until like a little over 100 years ago, which is insane. We only had iPhones for like 20 years. Not even.

Dude, it's been like, it's been like 15 years. Think about how long it's been without iPhones. Oh my God. That is a huge gap. Think about how crazy. Think about how fast Apple has like gone to be like a trillion-dollar company or something like that. It's been only been like 10, 15 years.

And then you're already, really, really, really. Yeah. So, like, so that's what the singularity kind of is. Because you see, it's like, it's speeding up absolutely exponentially. It's every time anyone talks and Larry doesn't have to talk. I cannot wait until I live in a house with these guys. So I can grab one by the collar, drag them to the other ones, really clonk their heads together.

I can't wait until I'm streaming in the house. Larry, get in here. And he comes in completely naked. I was jerking them off. That's good. That's good. I'm not doing. Okay, just don't look at me.

Wait, listen, think about, oh, shit. Oh my God, dude What is it? I was gonna say What if the iPhone was invented Literally during caveman era Where would we be at? Yeah,

where would we be at? Because we had every resource to make an iPhone And it's like pussy Because we had every resource To make an iPhone during the caveman area We just had they just had to like Think about it out and build it Figure it out themselves

They just had to figure out where to get it What to do We would evolve into like something That doesn't even require bodies We'd just be floating wars I'd be a bubble with a brain Yeah You would be able to play Gmod

in real life today. We do live podcasts by like talking directly into people's minds. Like they'd subscribe in their head and we just like into that little neuropathical. Whatever. You would go to bed and like a fucking hell of fresh ad would start playing as you're dreaming.

Right before they'd wake up hungry. And we get paid. Oh. brain into his children. Have you seen his kids? Oh my. They're all being like privately taught. They look exactly like him just with like different hairstyles. It's insane.

It's just four smaller Elon Musk's. Their faces are I swear to you exactly like Elon Musk. I can't look at them so I'm just going to take your word for it. But he had like three different wives. Yeah, that's ball. They all took his traits. There's a picture.

He's dominating. He's the domination. There's a picture of like three of his sons all standing next to I can't look at it. I can't see. All three of the sons all talking next to him. No, there was. There was a photo of four sons, the Pope and Elon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here.

And one of the sons was like literally doing the LeBron like flex, like. Yeah, here it is, found it. Bound. The viewers of a home star can't wait. Can't put this in. Can't put in the sons. Okay, here we go. Time step, someone, 50. BAM.

71. Look, they look like him. He's, yeah. Look at only the face. No, look only at the face, though. That's all. What the hell is that? What? Sorry.

Yeah, they're his sons. They all look exactly like him. I skimmed over one of them and I thought it was a lady. What? The one, the third one? It scared me because it looked exactly like Elon when I looked in his face. The Pope does not want to be there. The Pope is literally.

I see like, what do you mean? He looks happy. Like Elon. Dude, they all do. The one at the very end looks like Tubbo. That's awesome. Yeah, that one does kind of like that. The last one is the wrong later.

The third one is like Harry Styles. The second one looks like. Dude, is that fucking Tubbo on the race? Is that the Pope? What is happening? Isaac, did you even listen? Oh, they're all, some of them look like Tubbo. Yeah, I try to cover it up, buddy.

What? Like your... Never mind. What happened. You know what I was going to say earlier? What? I was going to say, we figured out how to make tanks and immediately we just started blowing each other up with them.

Nuclear bombs? What else did we use them for? What else are we used? Nuclear bombs went crazy. And they're like, oh, wait, let's kill each other with it. Let's kill each other with it. That would be fucking awesome. I'm going to get a little religious really quick.

It was kind of funny. It was a family guy episode was like, hey, I'm pretty normal. I have no, like, problems against you. And then another guy comes like, yeah, me too. There's nothing really bad going on. And then a third guy comes in. And it's like, hey, do you hear a magic baby was born? And they all just start stabbing each other.

They're like, ah, yeah, man. It's pretty bad. Like, all those wars back then were just over religion. Isn't that crazy? It was a religion. And they were like crazy, dude. They didn't have guns to, like, end the job quick.

So you have to be, like, bashed in the job too, free to die. If berserk, if anything about berserk was real, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What the hell is berserk? Is that an anime? No. Yeah, it's a manga.

Yeah. Yeah. Did he just compare religion to berserk? No, that's it. You just compare the birth of Jesus Christ, a guy with a big sword. That's a core thing in Berserk. It's crazy. They show like torture methods from medieval times.

I think some of them are real. Like you know about the-you-lavin-ass. You like compare the Bible to like my hero? My hero academia and like Jesus. You know about the wheel, the wheel method torture where they'd like break your He ate the wheel fruit. He ate the wheel fruit and then he like... He had the wheel wheel fruit that he ate in one punch man, one piece.

Grunk is giving up. I'm done trying anymore. You guys can just... You guys can keep going. Go ahead. The Ford is yours. I'm still, I'm not moving past the singularity and all that. I don't know.

I'm still on it. I'm still thinking about like, wait, if the guy who invented the wheel was still alive, how much money do you think he'd actually have? Dude. $40 billion. If oil makes a lot of money, the wheel... Bill makes billion. Are there more wheels or doors?

Wheels. Wheels. Doors. Wait, I thought it was... Windows. Oh, no, wait. It is door. Is there a problem?

What? Windows is considered a door. No, it's not. No, it's not. I think we already talked about this. I don't know. It was like one of the first... Shut up.

There's more wheels, man. Don't even argue. Don't be done. Do you know... Do you know Sergei was done on the grape? Oh, my God. Is that crazy? Did she know bad luck Brian ate his ABC SpaghettiOs and choked on the D?

Come on, man. Get a fucking grip. Are you kidding for once, Jerry? Jesus. You know me, get out. Get out. I mean, we had a joke years ago. We said that in episode two. No, you did not.

That was verified on iPhone in 2012. Don't even. The comments, look it up episode two. I said in the first 14 seconds. Okay. This is the, oh my God. You guys, you're not going to believe in two. You go back.

Go to episode three, 24. four minutes. Nathanielby. That is real. That is real. Nathanielby. It's already dead. It's already dead.

I told you Larry. Dude, I predicted it. I predicted it. No, you did it. You didn't. Shut up. You did it.

Literally, Larry sees one video and he goes, okay, Nathanielby's going to be the new Quondale Dingle. And I was like, no, it's not.

I forget it way back in like 2013 when we did our first podcast. So we've been doing this for eight years. Yeah. I would actually stop by year two. I don't be real.

If we were starting in 2013, Grunk would just be drooling sitting in that chair wearing diapers. He'd like, man would we talk over to be like, imagine. Imagine he just starts crying and then he's swinging his hands

and the next thing he's like, let me tell you guys about the singularity. Let me tell you about a magic baby named Jesus Christ. Let me tell you about the singular. Let's say about the singular. I went to the zoo and I saw a funny giraffe. We're still not talking about that goddamn singularity.

You're going to make me Google it. The thing, what do you want to know about it? Yeah. So what are you? 2045 or like 2048 sometime. Like, so. I love this podcast. What?

What even happened? What? Grunk's farmed out of the room. Viewers at home, Grunk just phased in the thin air ran away really fast. I feel like he's hiding right outside of the,

like the frame of his camera leaned up against the wall like smiling. Like he won't move. I love this podcast. Wait, what did you say? What did you say that?

Why did that make no sense? I'll go take a walk. Go take a laugh right now. Go on side of your. I was literally like about to dwell in. Where are you going? It's your closet. I look at Lairdard.

Jerry's dumbass face, I'm like, Horridor's boss baby. He just kept looking at me. How much money did he make net gross? Before tax it. What was his ROI on the investment that boss would be did? So I don't know much about the singularity, but I know that AI is going to take over and we're all going to lose our jobs.

And we... Okay. Yeah. Elon Musk always harps on about how... Extreme. How would AI is more dangerous than anything that's ever been created, even nukes. But it's like, are we going to be able to stop it? Like, I feel like, no.

Stop progressing. Like, oh, if we choose to. There's people that have actually, like, worked at Google that have told other people to stop because it's scary and they don't understand. There's like a protest. Like, you keep doing this. So Elon Musk was on, I think it was Joe Rogan's podcast or something. But he was saying right now, facial recognition technology is so good already.

and you could already create a fast enough flying drone and attach a shotgun to it and go like kill whoever you want just off facial recognition if you have the tech to do it and then fly away. Like right now. Yeah. Yeah.

There's going to be a lot to happen. You're really quiet, drunk. Is this hang on? Oh, there you go. Yeah. So what were you saying? Bad and a lot of good in our lifetime, but probably a lot of bad.

Mostly bad, I'm going to assume. I can't wait to join, like, the revolution against the AI. I feel like, no, I feel like there's two endings to this. Ending one is very bad, big AI war thing. Ending two is creative revolution. And that's it. What would be fighting us, though, like robots? Like other countries coding robots?

Yeah, because right now that's China's big thing right now. AI, they're like really advanced. It's AI. I mean, a lot of what China does is just steal from us. That's pretty much almost like everything they do. We steal a lot from China. We steal a lot from China. I think you mean we import a lot of China.

That's too political. I don't know. I don't know. I think we shouldn't be a little serious. Wake up America. Isaac White has a scoop. Wake up America. China.

You know how many companies have gone under in the U.S. Because China like stole like everything illegally that they had? That happened to a friend of mine. his dad lost his job at a company he worked at for like 20 years. I swear to God. I thought you're going to say that happened to all. Yeah, China stole actually like my dad lost his wife and they stole him and brought her to China. No, no.

My dad's friend, I mean, my friend's dad lost his job because China completely stole like everything and like sold it. And then the company got bought out and then they like fired everybody. It was really weird. Oh my God. That's sad. Dude, a work working class. I feel bad for the working class. Like, come on, man.

You are literally the working class. Am I? You are. Yeah, we work for people. You cut wood. I do cut wood. I fix cars. I make cars go fast.

I fix my car with my bare hands. Speaking of the technological revolution, you guys ever heard of Lambda? No, no. No. It's like a body that apparently became like sentient. And like it like has a conscience and people were like actually, well, it was talking to a guy and it told the guy that it was like actually thinking about shit. and it's like all like I'll you guys are laughing

yeah where's the punchline I'm waiting for this punchline yeah it's like being the bull you cried wolf Lambda yeah you're forever gonna never be take it serious it's your own fault yeah that was actually a podcast topic I put down like we don't believe each other anymore because how much we

we just don't tell the truth to each other how much Captain America filled my prescription at right aid yeah I believe that one Dr. Pepper was there too Dr. Pepper and the Dr. Pepper and Dr. Bob was refilling the stocks in the back. They were running the pharmacy. Right next to Mountain Lightning, the landscape was cool.

Okay, but what about monkeys, though? Can we talk about monkeys? Let's tell all of them. How genius the monkeys are. Okay, who's smarter? A monkey or a crow? A monkey. Monkey? What?

I want to say crow. Proes remember your face and they'll actually stop. Monkeys do, too. Crows can mimic. Monkeys won't tear her face apart. Yeah. Dude, no, Travis the champ. literally stole a car, drove to his owner's house

and, like, killed him like the owner. No, not killed. Wait, is that the same champ that was like, uh, grown to like, like, he was like, uh, he liked women, like and shit. And he was like really horny and he would drink a lot of alcohol. Yeah, tell me about that. And then he killed, or I don't know if he killed, but he got like really mad and shit. And he started like acting really psychotic.

It was like this weird, weird thing. I don't know if it was an experiment or some shit, but like the owners like started. to like be, he was basically behaving like an actual person to the point where like he grew feelings for like his owner and shit and he was like actually drinking and he was like looking

at like porn. What? He wore a suit and he had a hat and he had a baseball cap. He was buying Bitcoin on the dips and selling it. On the dips. On the dip, selling on the high. Listen, there was a NASA experiment with a dolphin where yeah, it

had sex with a lady. Yeah. She had to keep like arousing him for him to do like shit. They were trying to study a dolphin. I'm pretty sure they filled a house with a couple feet of water. And this lady lived in it with this dolphin. And he was trying to make sexual advances on her. And he'd get mad and start attacking her if she didn't like consent.

Oh, my God. Wait, that's so weird that you're talking about that unless I was there and I don't remember. But I was just talking about that with one of my coworkers that I saw it in a video somewhere or something. And some chick was trying to teach a dolphin English and had to jerk him off to make him focus. I think that's the same thing. Yeah, that's probably the same thing. That's so strange. That's so.

They don't even have penises. What do you guys know about that dolphin pushy? I think. Oh, that dolphin push. That does he. Do you? Of course they do. No way.

They have coagulis. It's like, it's not a penguin, dude. It's a penguin? It is, I think it is hookish. How do you know about that, minor? Have you seen a corks through? I have this weird, like, image in my head where it's like... Corn screw penis.

We're not going to be talking about animal penises right now, please. Wait, okay. Let's see a world many times. Ducks corn? Have you seen? Who was that? They found them. They found them.

Oh, my God. Guys, use code group for 10% off. We got it in the podcast now. The thing's okay out there. The singularity's happening, guys. We got to get out of it. There's an AI, like hurting my dogs. Was that real?

That was real. my real dog sound. Oh, that was a dog? Dude, I thought that was a, like, a person screaming. There's, like, actually men in my house. That was an actual skin walker. I was a skin walker. It's not a dog.

It's a skin walker. It's not a dog. It's a skinwalker. You were trying to, like, nod at your dog. See if it, like, nods back? Like, look at it. All right. See what goes better.

What's up, homie? Dogs actually react to, like, small. smiling faces. When they open their mouth, do they smile? I'll just be sitting there. I'll just be sitting there. And then I go like, and then she like gets a little excited. Her tail starts right.

Oh, that's wholesome. I'm still a cat person. What? You're weird. My cat, I was laying on my couch and my cat came up to me and just like, nose was right under my chin and fell asleep. And I was like, burm, bar, bar, did that. And I let me, let me rub its little belly.

I was like, do you like cats hard than dog? I like cats You have a fucking cat I still like dogs more Well trained dogs are good Not it looks behind you The cats like standing on the time Yeah he's crying behind you

A knife He's got fucking rabbit Yeah dude I love dogs Way more than cats Okay I mean yeah Dogs are pretty loyal They're pretty cool They're like

It's because I'm selfish But cats are also selfish So we have we clash Like personality wise There was like a Facebook mom meme That I saw like way years ago But I've always thought about it and been like, that's so true.

It's like dogs would be like, oh, you feed me and you bring me on walks and you love me so much, you must be God. And there's like the cat's perception. It's like, you feed me and you bring me on watch and blah, blah, blah. I must be God. And I'm like, whoa, true. Deep. Oh my God.

Relatable. Cats have real relatable. What? Yeah. Cats. So cats, cats get that treatment and get egos and dogs. They don't need you actually. Cats really do not even.

Yeah. They don't need you. Cats are self. They'll just do whatever they want. until they see you. They're shit in a box and they eat a little kibble and they... Eat the food and they sleep. They go to the house and they jump on stuff they shouldn't.

And that's it. But dogs are like, ooh, this chair, this leg of a chair looks pasty. I got to do a big argument with my cat. I can't do a big argument with my cat the other day. Does you guys disagree about like political issues? We disagreed on like a little snack, like a little snack thing. Yeah, on lasagna. We started like circling each other like,

I was on my hind legs. I was like, that was a good way. I like when, I like when cats go like, wow. Dude, what is even happening anymore?

That's true. Let's wrap this podcast up because we have a threshold right here. Yeah, we, we, we, we, we need to end it.

We never search up porcup porcupine penises. They are. Don't look up porcupine penises. Don't look up deer pain. Don't look up. look up to your pain. Don't look up and sex experiment. Don't never look up exploding well. It's pretty gross.

Thanks for being here. We're sorry you were lagging. Can we get some words of wisdom from you? Yeah. Do it a little, yeah. Do you like, okay, can you like teach a generation of kids with like only one sentence, just one sentence? I lagged the row you just said. What did you say?

You literally all you said. I didn't get a word. I started God. Yeah, we'll keep it at that. Yeah, we'll keep it at that. Thank you, too much for your time. I'm sorry. Can someone take a clip over?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's such a reverb on it. Spiritual music behind it. All right. It's got to be perfect. It's like, I lagged through. I like to start.

I lagged. Nobody's going to hear the stutter about us. Yeah. All that's true. It's so funny. It's fun. We'll use their imagination. But anyway, check out the Gamerestups.

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Right now. Go get yourself. Before it's gone. When you're listening this, before it's gone, go grab yourself. Hopefully, soft will is back by the end. Probably not. Thank you, everybody.

Probably not. Yeah, thanks guys. Bro, fist it out. All right, we can see you guys. Bye.