The Group Chat - #24 - SOFTWILLY GOT ARRESTED?!? 😱

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

We are at the new house! Sorry it took so long to get back to doing the podcast moving in and getting settled with all our setups and rooms is finally feeling good so we decided to do an update podcast for yall whats all been going on in these last crazy weeks!Come Watch the YouTube for All of us together being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

Welcome back to the group chat podcast, ladies and gentlemen, episode 24, RIPCobie. We have some big news, so very big news. What is going on, gentlemen? Your cameras look a little bit different today. I don't know what's happening. You got to tell me what's going on. Green screen, baby. Green screen.

Larry hasn't moved an inch. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, same fucking area he's been in. I've always had that door there. I always had that show right there. I always had that white wall right there. You've had that damn tank top. Stop playing.

I'm looking at Nick. What? Hey, this is really different. Yeah, what that act? Actually, it looks fake. I'm not going to lie. You're just like that. It doesn't look fake.

It's like the discord backgrounds. If he falls backwards, like the green screen comes down in like the warehouse. The only thing falls on him. Big things are changed. I'm actually just in a different room in New Jersey. Oh. All right.

Can we get through the exciting part? Yeah. Well, a lot of things have happened since our last podcast because we missed three weeks because we're bad at this stuff. I offered to take over, but they said, no, no, Grog, you could never do it. I have an honest question. Who would you have invited on with you if you could do it? Just use some homies. I'd probably invite like.

We gave Grunk all the numbers in the rap industry. You didn't invite Clay. There's little yachties. I do have the little Yaddy's number. That would have been banger. That would have been. I don't know. Loubo, Lubo.

That's all he says. Loubo, Loubo, Loubo. Who would you realistically have had on the podcast if you could, though, Grunk? Who would you have asked? I don't know. Probably like Luke, people from our old server funny club maybe. I don't know. Like, there's not much others.

I would have asked you guys for, for contacts and stuff. You would have given you two numbers, pack out and leg. That did happen during this team. We'll get into that later. There's going to be a long episode, I believe. I can't. It's okay. Whatever you want.

I hate them, guys. So we're going to go over the basics real quick. Obviously, we have moved in. We got internet. We're okay. We're all having a great time. Just look at my friends. Who all moved in?

Who all moved in? I guess I'm first in the Discord, so I moved in. I guess I'm. I believe I'm the first in the district. according to my calculations I'm first so this is my room wait doesn't cam rearrange all of the pick

so go ahead whatever maybe cam does but I am first but I am in this room my bathroom is right here and if you walk through the bathroom Larry is right now pointing at it I can see it you can see me here go ahead and do something go go prove to the people that you guys are switch

just switch switch switch switch switch okay this is just the YouTube bit I guess I'll go to fucking Larry's room So who cares about the podcast? There's there have been some big changes around here. What the fuck? 9-11. You have a small head.

Okay. Yeah, 9-11. 9-11 happened while we were gone. Queen Elizabeth has sadly passed. RIP the Queen. Queen Elizabeth has passed. And she isn't the only tower that fell in the last few weeks. She passed into LeBron and he finished it with an alley-oops slam dunk on the North Tower.

It's coming down Boom Look out below I'm shooting the three I do it for the same For the Smith Boom All right

Views at home Larry and Tanner are in different rooms now But They're still here Which is so weird to think about We all live together This is a little weird

This is weird I can hear something in the back Yeah So there is There is a lot to think about A lot to talk about On this extremely long podcast episode I envision an hour

And 10 minutes I envision 45 minutes No nothing more Nothing less Let's talk about One of the first things That happened in this house Which was the giant like

Mound of Trash That we had to put outside twice we had to do it twice it's worse than the last time oh I know we're just having like average Joe garbage people take out like Mount Everest amount of garbage

without a size of an escalade pile of trashed I really want to take a picture without docks of their eyes dude it's really bad you gotta give them something next time I know it's like bad it goes to the neighbor's house it's like there's garbage in the yard

We're going to disperse it amongst the neighbors. The neighbors don't throw shit out. Before getting, before getting too far into all of the endeavors that we've been through in the past three weeks, I think we should give the Florida Grunk because I knew now he has a, he used to go to bed soon. I do have to go to bed soon. We have to get a 30 minutes. Thanks to someone. Grunk, you have to tell us, like, what have you been doing?

Oh, man. I thought, okay, when I, when I, when you guys moved out there, I thought I was going to be the most depressed kid on planet Earth ever. But literally as you guys moved out, I met some people in real life. And I've been having so much fun

just going out and doing fun things. Social experiments. They're awesome, bro. If you guys remember Bryson from Isaac's prank call video, that's like my best friend ever. That's my best friend ever.

Oh, yeah. I can't believe you met your friend from an Isaac Y video. Yeah, that's crazy. I know. Isn't that the wildest thing? It's crazy. James has been true, baby. Grung.

Like, I will say that that was a, it was really important that you did that, made some like, because like you have to have some people that are still definitely your age. You know what I mean? Yeah, that was great timing too.

Great, great timing. Yeah. No one move. Why? Why? What's wrong? You okay? Sounds like he's constructing

something in the background. Isaac, your room is a pit, by the way. It's absolutely filthy. There's like plays stacked up on top of this. Oh. He just ran by. He's, I see him. He's got Dordash. He got his head. His head isn't even in the frame.

No, no, no. No, dude, you can't see his face. It's actually broken. Look at that. It's actually, you can't see his face. There's no reflection. Easy. You can just walk around and do anything he wants. Wow. There you go. That's broken. That's insane. No, you can't. I turned it down. Your whole face was in there. Down for what, dude?

There you go. I can see your penis. Your side top. Don't make that. Do you always side pipe, Isaac? You're long john in. You're long. You're long John Silver in right now. I'm up pipe and I hold in between my pectoral. I see your Davy Jones lock your dog.

You've never done that? What? Wait, this is the perfect time for Larry and Taylor to switch setups back. Should we switch back? Yeah, you might as well real fast. Yeah, we can switch back. All right. We're doing that in Larry's room, by the way.

What is that from? Tonight. Oh. Yeah, it was Maude pizza? That's the place I went to, right? It's pretty good. Oh, that? Still a little dolphin dance.

I missed it. Larry, close the doors. Close the bathroom doors. You guys actually don't understand. They have like a jack and chill bathroom setup. And it is like a bathroom, a hallway in between their rooms. I can move my cameras that they can just actually see it. And Larry is right above me and I just heard his fucking fat stomps from it.

It's like you can see it. There he is. Views at home. You should be on YouTube right now because a whole lot is going on. That is so. weird. That is so weird. When these two doors are closed, I can't hear him whatsoever. Yeah, he closes my doors.

What about when he's pooping like five feet away from you though? I wake up in the middle of night and I hear him just shitting his pants. It's just like, I didn't even. I wake up and I just, I don't ever talk about grum. I didn't even tell you guys this, but I got a piercing. What? Oh my God.

You actually get, wait. Whoa. Wait, I saw that you commented. It was fake. It's fake. Is it fake? He's trying to make a meme right now. The whole memeorama.

Wait, grunk, is that on your right? Oh, go on he put it out. He's just ripped a piercing out of his ear. Yeah, I'm bleeding everywhere. What did you say? Is that on your right or left ear? That's right. Right.

Right is wrong. Left is right. Left is wrong. Right is right. Sorry, my grandparents told me that sick. It doesn't go today. I just want to let you know. No, but when I went to Claire's, the woman literally told me right, it's wrong, left, it's right.

And I just decided to do both. Oh, really? Yeah. That's almost that. We have to debunk and boycott. Let's boycott that time. That's a word. Claire's, shut up.

Clares. Clares, I'm going to, I'm going to move the class up. Yeah. Boom. The headquarters. Located ad. Boom. Maybe don't do that.

Maybe don't do it. Oh, my. Dude, now that you mentioned it, since the last podcast, I've started school and started work and got that friend group. A lot can happen in weeks. What are some things that you've done with this friend group? You guys to go like shopping and stuff? Yeah, like we go out to eat for dinner.

We chill at people's houses and watch like animal planet and stuff. It's fun. And like, you know. Honestly, that's not. That's a jam. That's like a little. Honestly, Grunk is probably way better than the environment here. I wake up around like 12 o'clock to American Dad intros every fucking day.

It's American Dad intros and then I wait just to hear the theme of the outro. There's no words for the outro. Just for the words to pop up again. It's on the max volume. It's good morning. It's horrible, dude. I have to get ready now because you're about to hear the Flapjack intro. Dude, I even told Tanner today I said Flapjack is one thing I can get behind.

I can't get behind. Flapjack is funny. Family guy. I can't get behind American Dad. Drama. Guys, we have committed a cardinal sin. Why? What?

This podcast is brought you by GamerS. Oh my God. Oh my God. Go get yourself some big foot juice. Oh, my God. There's so many things that got released. There's like a bitch. There's like a baby.

There's like, oh. We don't call women bitches. We saw them in cups. That cup does go hard. Wait, is that released? I don't know what's released anymore. I'm sure it is. I'm sure that's a nice.

But we got to talk. about that. Ladies and gentlemen, the rooms, the setups, everything that we really do have, well, not the setups mainly, but the rooms, the shelter, the water, the 400 water bottles. 400 water bottles. Thank you, Gamer Subs. Was all brought to you by who? Tanner, take it away.

What the fuck? Say his full name. No, by. Buy GamerSups. By gamer subs. They've done absolutely everything for us besides bias, rice and meat, because they want to do that for us. That is true

I respected That's fine He's like you guys Can handle your own food It didn't hurt to ask Dude surviving here alone Like for the first like three days It was kind of weird

Have you seen the photos that I took Whenever I was alone Tell them Tell them like It was so I came in All right I came with my family I'm like

Listen not to like dogs myself But I'm a few hours away So I was able to drive Same day I'm with dogs myself Yeah, I still live out. Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? In episode? No pad. Okay. One of these episodes, Cam is going to mess up and he's not going to send him.

Your family is going to die. Dude, Larry. Larry, you got to stop that. You look like you're in the same room. I'm in the same house, man. Larry's screaming. And then, yeah, so, you know, I came here. It was first like three, first three, first three, two nights or some shit.

All I relied on was two cans of corn and a pack of, like, noodles. And that was it. And like, dude. Oh, my God. It was, it was awful. It was. We were there for so long. I was there for quite a while.

It is so crazy to think that all the way back then is when Tanner's account got banned on TikTok. Like, it was that long ago. No. It was a day after the chicken sandwich. He records the chicken sandwich. But how long after the chicken sandwich did you get banned? Like a couple days. Like a day.

Like the next day. Yeah. Okay. No, it was like, no, it was before. It was before I got there. Listen, listen. I recorded the chicken sandwich video. The next day I was scrolling, I got logged out.

And then I tried to get back in and it says you can try and appeal your ban. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Okay. So I got banned immediately. But, ah. But we were survived on two cans of corn. And then Schlatt bought.

Larry a chicken sandwich. And he let that chicken sandwich on that table for, I think, like, a day or two. Larry can have this? And he's like, yeah, it's been there for a couple of days. Okay, dude. And then I open it. There was no fridge, by the way. There was no fridge.

There was no fridge. No fridge. Dude, honestly, it wouldn't have mattered. You left the almond milk out the first fucking day. You did. Yeah. And we had a fucking fridge then, didn't we? As if the fridge would change anything.

Motherfuck I left the fridge door open and the almond milk. And then he fell asleep on the couch. It wasn't me. These guys won't believe me that a little guy came in and fucking did that. But whatever. It was me the whole time, guys. Oh, my Lord. But yeah, it was definitely interesting.

I mean, it wasn't too, too bad because I could fucking toy dash. And I did. But thank you to Shalat for keeping me company and also give me some food because that was really, really generous. And you didn't have to do that. And it was great. Okay. If not, I would have probably been dead.

Good morning. It's so crazy. It's so crazy how we just talked about all of this. and it was stemming from GamerSuffs. Yeah. Like, thank you. We could go on for two hours. But before we do that,

um, Grunk, what did you do today? Tell us more. Tell us more. I started school. And, um,

today? No. No. No. No. Um, I'm not for getting a minor. Holy crap.

Three weeks to go now. But, um, can't keep that in. Can I keep you on, but, uh, Yeah, AP Calc, I had a subbed the first two weeks of school, and that's not good for AP Calc because I failed the first quiz, like, bad.

Wait, you have a sub for AP Calc? Yeah. They just not know how to teach. Yeah. And like, I don't know how bad yet, but I know I definitely failed. Everyone around me failed. The whole class failed. But to bounce back.

Hell yeah. The real teacher came back. We started a new unit and I understand it fully. It feels so good to understand math again. And, um... Wait, wait, wait, so let me ask you a question. No, I have a more important question.

All right. Because I never took calculus, Grunkey. Now is your time to like explain what it is to me who has never taken it and has no idea about it? Um... What the hell goes on over there? Limits. Hell yeah.

Okay. I don't know what that is. Limits. Limits as X approaches zero. And then it'll give you like, like. So it's like calculates. It's just a whole bunch of parabolas and this scope this way or if it's like this.

I learned, right now we're learning like Newton's first principle. That's what I'm, equals MC squared. It makes me so smart. No, it's like, it's like, oh, it's F of X. equals F of H, I mean, X plus H minus F of X over me. I remember that shit. That's how to found like a fucking diameter of a circle, man.

Like, that's like that's like Einstein smoked weed. Did you know that? No, he didn't. That was a way. Yeah, he didn't. Einstein also profiled a bunch of people when they came across the border. What? That was a lie, folks.

Tell me where Einstein lived. Einstein was actually in a 17th. Wasn't he in Massachusetts? Ako-Corn Street. He was Jewish. Yeah, Einstein was German. That was our very different things. But wasn't he also Jewish?

Like, that's not even a meme. What the fuck? I don't know nothing. Why would it be a meme? I don't know nothing about Einstein. Blending me why that would be mean. Because he was also, he was also from Germany. Like I thought maybe people would be like, oh my God, you're so insensitive.

Yeah, he's from Germany. Yeah, he's from Germany. Well, yeah, Einstein sounds very German. Oh, yeah, Einstein sounds very German. He's in his old house. He's in his old house. You can't fool. Einstein sounds very German.

Einstein sounds very German. You can all. fool me. I just truly, yeah, like, Stein. Einstein. Yeah, he's German. German. That fucking freak.

Do you have that Frankenstein is the actual scientist, not the monster? True. Yeah. Another thing is that, like, apparently it seems that everyone at my school, like, knows that I have, like, an online presence. Like, a kid at lunch today told me that he, like, saw me on his F for you page on TikTok. FYP. And that's like, that's crazy. I didn't even think about that.

Like, I forgot about the clips channels. I just pump out things like daily. And like I've probably been on so, so many for you papers. I feel like we were all in high school. It's crazy. Because like our age.

Yeah. I was, I was in the city. I was in the city with my friend a week ago. I got recognized and asked for a picture twice while I was with his friend, which is insane. That is absurd. Insane.

Yeah. We got recognized, like, when we all ate together. Can I guess? Oh, yeah. That guy's face revealed Isaac. He took a live stream picture. Why do you say that? Now they're going to go look for his face live.

You're a fucking psychopath. Yeah, we were at this awesome Mexican restaurant, and we were just sitting there, and this waiter all the way across the restaurant says pig tea. And Tanner looks shocked. He's like, oh, he looks at all of us. And then the waiter got self-conscious. He's like, oh, my God. so sorry.

And we just called him over. I got so scared. Get over here, buddy. And then we didn't see him for like the whole time we're eating. Not his manager. His manager ends up fucking giving us food and shit. Giving us like a baby treatment. Give me a kiss on the cheek.

He was like, I was like, damn, okay, thank you. Slap him right on his ass and he walked away. He was bald. You could have like rubbed his head and like,

he was really clean. He was a nice guy. Don't make fun of him. Yeah, don't make fun of him. He wasn't even, I'm not making fun of him. Isaac,

you said that he was acting on your mom. Dude, they were treating him. I said he wasn't macing on my mom. You said he was macking on my mom. And I said, what are you fucking mean? He was macing on my mom. He brought us steak. They were spoiling your mother.

Oh, they got, he spoiled all of us. He brought us like the world's best steak in the world. No, no, no, no. I think he was targeting your mom. He was not targeting. What are you guys talking about? I'm being gasoline in my own guy.

But he came out with the binoculars and he was looking at the monoculars. What the fuck? The spectacle. Who? Spectacles. He's looking at her mother from a far. No binoculars. No binoculars.

Dude. The buy. You got the many. Like you gets put on glasses. He has binoculars on. Thank you for the pity laughs. Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks. What the fuck are you talking about? Now go ahead. Grunk. So grunk. What a job? What job? Okay, wait.

You have to like talk to me because I know Wegman. Is it Wegmans? Wegmans. Wegmans. It's not really a doc. It's been said. What do you do at Wegmans?

I bag. I do this motion. Do you pack? No, he gets a bag and fumble it. Also, a big thing that happened. Look at this keyboard I got. To the collection, baby. The goddamn collection.

It is a SpongeBob keyboard. He purchased a lot of SpongeBob keyboard. But, okay, so this is what I do. So imagine. this is the item. It comes to me. And then I pick up the bag and place it in their cart. That's all I do. That's all I do for four hours at a time.

Wait, so you're like the water boy to the cashier? No. Not cool. We are you the cashier? I'm the cashier. I scan bag. Oh yeah, he scans. And they pay them.

They both. They both, so you're a cashier. Oh, my IBM, I'm way cool. My IBM, I started out with like six items per minute. Now I'm at a solid nine items per minute. Dude, you're like, holy shit. It's like a tycoon minute.

Dude, bagged my ass and you crack. You know, I want you. Oh my goodness. One guy brought his own bags. And like I started using the brown paper bags because I forgot. He brought us some bags. He was like, something wrong with my bags. And I thought he was like just saying that.

And I was like, no. No. And then I turned around. I was like, oh. So, shoot. Why would he say that? Get the fuck out of my story. Yeah.

I felt so bad. But shoot. Oh, yeah. For all the produce and fruit and stuff, like, I have to type in the numerical code. And that is so annoying. Because the amount of times I've asked if cilantro is spelled with an S or a C is embarrassing. Yeah, I don't know. But now I can tell cilantro by the smell.

So I don't even have to. Damn, what the fuck? It's just smell. It reeks. It reeks. I'll be able to type all the codes that I don't even look at it. Like bananas are 4011. Lemons are 40-53.

Limes are 40-48. Which I have to remember two numbers. Because everything starts 40. No, that's not even true. Okay. Broccoli crowns is 45-49. Oh, shit. Broccoli and vegetables.

Oh, no. What's Larry the cucumber's address? No, no, no, no, no, wait. What am I freaking out? I set my address for it. But it's crazy. I get paid like 14 an hour, which is nuts. That's money.

That's pretty good, dude. I got paid 13 an hour for getting people healthy. That's crazy. I got paid $7.25 an hour to make pretzels. You were making pizza and pretzels. Bro back down to the fucking like dark ages, buddy. You worked forever ago. Tanner, don't give him too much credit.

He was working Maud Pizza three days and he was training all of those days. It was three weeks. There was three weeks. Like I put on a floater schedule at week too. A floater schedule at week. He stopped showing up. He literally just didn't show up.

I didn't stop showing up. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was okay like showing up. I think they knew that I didn't want to be there and they put me on a floater schedule. If I'm not mistaken, wasn't that when you made the video of you doing the pigment flute video from a long time ago?

It was around. That time, yeah, because I had in August 2019, I quit, I think, in September or October. I remember. September? October. But, yeah. Yeah, a lot is, I mean, a lot is changed in three weeks, guys. I don't have a video ready for you.

I'm sorry. We haven't recorded anything. I mean, I don't think what else is new? Like, for me, I'll think of more stuff as it comes, really. Like, you can like, text me like, oh, mention this. By the way, one piece? Yeah, man, hell yeah. That was like a dad thing.

Oh, one piece of a kid. Are you on Wano, son? Are you on Wano? Dude, if I watched One Piece of my parents, I'd be so sick, actually. He knows. You said with your parents. Grunk, what was your genuine reaction to the queen dying? Dude, I was in bed watching One Piece.

When I, when I, when I heard that. My friend showed me, and I was like, What? I thought it was a joke. Because I saw it earlier. I just saw the queen was sick or whatever. And then I actually heard that she died. I was like, no way. I think we all thought it was a joke. Yeah. Except for Larry because he slept through. He slept through the entire time. I thought it was a joke too. He woke up 4 p.m. I was like, I saw. I saw the picture of X and the queen. And I was like, okay. They're doing another one. And then like literally more memes of the queen. I'm like, oh. And then it was it was the picture of her with like all the fucking people in. heaven. And I'm like, oh, that's how I knew. I was like, oh, she's fucking dead. I hope I make it in that meme when I die. Yeah, that's my goal. That is the goal. That is the goal. I believe so. I just think it's absurd how as soon as like somebody dies, the amount of jokes I saw on the internet about it. I know. Dude, everyone clown. I feel like bad for hopping on that train. I mean, I was a part of it, but that's still crazy to think about it. We were all part of it. I was like,

I abstained. Oh, really? I was all over it. As soon as I woke up. I was like, I got to find some lights out of this. All right, let me grab the skeleton right behind me. I got to grab the skeleton, got to make a TikTok of this. I've been dying. I've been dying. Dude, I looked at the actual history behind her, and they don't do much at all the royal family.

Yeah, they're just like the good. Yeah, except for a lot of bad shit that she did. Taxes, yeah, but they have a bunch of bad shit. UK, yeah. Only after she died, everything hit all the shit hit the fan, like they start exposing it on fucking TikTok. Like, what the fuck? What are you doing?

You had like 111 years to do that and you just chose today the day after she dies. She can't take about a normal one. I saw a fact that she was alive for nearly 30% of American U.S. history. She was older than slice bread. Why is that true fact. Fuck. Old than slice bread. No.

That's how old she was. 30% of the age. How old was she? She was born in 28. She was born in, she saw Hitler. You want to know why I remember that? My friend was like, how many, how many years was the queen away from 100? Four.

She was 99. Why was your execution like that? Because I knew your reaction would have been that either way, bro. Damn. Get his fucking ass. Grogh, what is your hostility with me on Twitter? Get to the pack. Get to the meat of it.

What did I do? You have public hostility against me on Twitter. What did I do? You took a screenshot of my fucking TikTok and said screenshot. woke up to screenshot this to show a flop. Because it was funny. Like I looked at it. I had like 28 likes.

It's funny. Wait, what, what was it? I just, I literally said I was going to bed and then 10 minutes later I came back and I said, woke up to post this flop.

It was funny, man. It was a screenshot of the TikTok of Larry and I, eating the mozzarella. Yeah. I saw that today and I was like, are you fucking serious? I saw it today.

I saw it today. Yeah, I don't know It's just funny Anyway shout out gamer subs Yeah put that fucking Wendy's cup down Put some god damn big place used What did you buy your own Wendy's cup That looks like plastic like the Starbucks

Like how big she is She's a big mama It looks like Rick and Morty did a freaking Wendy's head That's like your own personal light Oh morning Morty did you get shit They're doing a fucking Wendy's dad

By the mocha chino Did you guys know Did you guys know her caller says mom Yeah I did Wait Wendy's is a The mother. Hey, wait, I have an actual cool thing. Did you guys see today?

Do you guys see today on Twitter? Rami from like Shalat's Rami with Avatar? The last airbender. Fucking insane, dude. Are you serious? I don't know that. Yeah. They're making Rami X, like,

Appa. Yeah. The big, the big. If you're hearing this, you have to send me one or else are not friends. Each one. That guy doesn't watch the fucking episodes.

No, no, he doesn't. I wouldn't either. No, no. This is torture for an hour. Like, why would you? do this to yourself. Do you really think that? Stop that.

What's wrong with you, man? What other podcast would you be a part of, yummy? Yeah, I can think of too. Joe. What do you do?

You were talking about drugs with Joe Roggan the whole fucking time. You'd be talking about Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. I love LSD and frogs, Joe.

So yummy. You reacted to 18th and cars, 89 the other day. And you were high with Grizzies. How, what do you think about that? Was that?

High with G. B-M-D-D-1 monkey who, uh, that one monkey who lives with humans and will drive a car, and went an apes-shake crazy and beat the shit out of his, like, owner, and killed all the business and people? What do you think about that? And then what's your response? Like, Joe, listen, I think we should all be monkeys. Humans are awful.

And then he'd go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that one, hell. He's not true with your ass. Yeah. So, Grunk. Have you been playing video games lately? I like the redemption in your voice like you're trying to be friends with again.

Games are like Am I not friends with grunk? All right. No, this is the first time we've all been in a call together for the past three like three and a half weeks.

No cap. The only person that is talking outside of like things is Isaac and that's really it. You're welcome for maintaining everything. That's literally it. The only person is like, you almost burned every single bridge

with this poor guy. Yeah. Like, Um, hey, why down? What's that echo? Holy far. I heard it from. What you ask?

Gaming. Oh, games have been dry for the past probably three months. Like, so. Amen. No, nothing is strange. The only thing I've really been playing is Rocket League and Roblox with my friends. That's about it. That's kind of like the main reason I haven't been on my computers.

It's like, I do. Sorry. It was an intrusive thought. It just came to me. It came out of my mouth. There was no filter. Tanner, please continue. Tanner, please.

There's somebody out there. No, you're good. Go right. To kill some time, mask off. Fuck it, man. Fuck it, man. Music break. Music.

Fuck it. All right, that's it. Come back. So what do you guys do? Because I know you're not on your setups. What are you doing all day besides watching American Dad? Fucking nothing. A lot of unpacking.

Holy fuck. So today I woke up. Soft Willie's gone. He's at the gym. Tanner. Can I pause you? I think I'm going to fly out here. I'll just go kill myself here.

No, I think I'm going to make my... What? My audacity stopped recording. What? At three minutes, my audacity stopped recording. I'm recording an audio track. Holy fuck. Mine is well!

You're kidding. I'm at 18 minutes. I'm at 32 minutes right now. I'm at 32 minutes right now. I'm at 32. Oh, my God. Good eye, son. Good eye.

Okay. You're good. We're good. It's okay. What? The life goes on. I have a safety recording of all of you guys. Good.

Perfect. Perfect. We all mastered? I don't have a master. Yeah, you're all master. I don't have a master's. Rest up for by a day of school ahead. All right.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, Grunk is departing. He has a lot to do. Big guy, big plants, big job. Big school. Big guys. There's a lot of big stuff going on. We'll say a big goodbye to him.

Bye, grunk. See a grunk. 33 26. And now all the cameras shift. So, yummy. Sorry, Cam.

Yummy. To answer your question, to keep the ball rolling on this wonderful podcast day. It's just been a whole lot of waking up. Nick's at the gym already. I woke up. Tanner turns on a David Laid video.

Who the hell is that? He's a bodybuilder. If it answers any questions, that got him in the mood to go to the gym. I said, man, fuck it. So we went to the gym.

Nick came home. Did God knows what. That's something really funny. You're forgetting a key factor about Nick's day today. Oh, he went. Hold on. He wound on some errands.

And then we decided to come home because we wanted to record the podcast at not 10 o'clock. Too bad. Too bad. We're coming home and we see a familiar car on the side of the road and a police bike behind it. And we say, there's no way, right? There's no way. Keep going. We pull into the driveway.

It's not a way. We go looking for Softwilly. He's not home. His car's not in the garage. And we say no goddamn way. We call him. Did you get pulled over? Yeah, I did.

Yeah. He was actually cool. You know, he let me off. I told him. Softly got pulled over today by a man on a bike. All right. So, dude, get a slam down your brakes. Break.

Check him. Kill him. $600 fine it was. What? Yeah No $600 fine Man that's

I'll pay it for by the way Code Code 10% Oh Thank you for Pay his bail Of $3,000 And paid off everything

And Yeah Oh no Not that No it's actually really cool It was actually really cool I was I was driving 15 miles

Over the speed limit What was the speed limit? You're a danger to the city It was a 20 I was driving That's not even that dude That's not even bad It was also school zone

15 It was a school zone All right, listen, he was cool, but he was pretty corny. He, he, like, he pulls out his LiDar detector. He's like, yeah, this thing caught you one plus or minus one speed. Wow. And I was like, he's like eating a donut. Yep.

Buster you, buddy. He got you right on the dial. Yeah, this thing gotcha, boss. But I did some, I did some prime ass kissing. I will not lie. When I was getting pulled over, this shoulder is like, probably actually like this big. So I didn't know to pull over. And then I stick my hand out the window.

I'm like here or like further. down. And I pull over. I can't hear him. So he tells me to go further down. And he walks up to my car, starts asking where I'm from, even though he sees my license plate, I guess. And we start to converse. And this is where I started getting scared. He says, when was the last time you got a ticket? He asked me. He's like, have you had a speeding ticket? And I told him. I was like, yeah, I had one with two points on at once. So he didn't give me. He gave me a warning. And then he told me, he's like, if you, if you give me respect, I'll give it back. So I'll just give you a written warning. I've never gotten one

before, but have you guys ever gotten a citation? Like a written warning? Yeah. What does that do? It's like a doctor's note. Like a pink slip? It's like pink, right? It's like you've got to go to court. No, no, it's white. Oh, I got a pink one. It's like you got to go to prison. Mine was an actual ticket. No, mine wasn't a ticket. Mine just said, uh, warning

for, uh, they have, I think they have to write that. I mean, they have to write that down. They have to give you some sort of like notable. If there's a written warning. Yeah. There's going to be a comment. Hey, cop here. Yeah, so that pink sleeve means you're going to be going to cord, like, pretty fucking soon. He probably also documented your license plate and stuff as well, knowing that you're, I don't know, did you tell them that you moved here or that you lived there? Yeah, I just told him I moved here like three weeks ago.

And so they have your jersey license plate pulled over on the date, like documented. So if you get pulled over from not like changing your registration, you might get in trouble next time. He told me I have 90 days from the time that I moved. You have 90 days community service Well, you have 90 days Change your registration Usually it's like 30

But you might do that too Only if you get pulled over Isaac, I think you're fine Yeah What I'm confused about You know, since we're technically living here Well my

Your actual Ten was frozen for a second Dude your actual Residency is still Probably on paper your house my tax people are no no your legal name is attached

to the address you live at in Texas that's where you have to file your taxes that's not true that's not true yeah it is your daddy and your mama son I mean if you want to lie in your text 78,000 new recruits to the IRS man have fun trying to bypass that

deep end up you didn't pack back I don't believe you I didn't know how to write things off so I wrote off something like wrong like probably paid actually I hired so many people wrote off all of his income

I did I wrote off every thing on accident. I made nothing this year. I'm writing off. I'm writing off. I'm writing off. The fucking skeleton behind you. That's why I'm writing off.

Yeah, we're writing off everything in this house, actually, real. Yeah. The fridge, though, was a very nice purchase. I'm very happy with that fridge. The fridge is a little haunted, Tanner. Tell us about that. It's a little fucking haunted. I don't know why, but I was watching Flabjack.

True. We put a fucking... We put it in the burial ground in the fridge as soon as we got it. We peel off everything. As soon as we get it, we open it. We shove a skeleton in there because that's a camera in the fucking door that records everything in it. And we, I kid you not, we left that skeleton for, I think, like, three weeks.

We did not move it because we didn't fill the fridge up yet. So we, like, make a TikTok with the skeleton. We bring it out. And then we realize you can watch YouTube videos on it. And like, go on Google. So sometimes randomly, when I'm watching Flapjack, it's like 3 a.m. Like, three days grace just starts playing on the fridge. Dude, it's haunted.

It moves on its own. Literally like a hentai video started playing. All right, man. It was porn from like porn of porn up. Today they literally looked up hentai on it. No, we did. We looked up big, big anime boobies, big tentacles. All right.

So I don't, who was there when we first got the fridge? Who was there with me? I was not. I was there. You were not. It was everyone else for me. Right. I don't think you were.

Yeah. Yeah. I was. Yeah. He brought it in. At Best Buy? No. No.

I was also at that spot. Oh, okay. I was not there. Because what I was going to say is, we never told you this, but we broke part of the fridge. We did break the fridge on the first day. We did. We did. You did.

We tried it. The drawer. Yeah. Yeah. Because the skeleton. Because the skeleton. We tried stuffing it in and it broke. It's fine.

It's just a fracture. It's not, nothing crazy. Nothing too bad. I get it. It's like a fracture like bones. Oh, yeah. That's funny. That was good.

Hey, Bones is dropping an album at 12 a.m. Really? Is he really? What about that? Yeah, you said he recorded his video on the, fucking group chat podcast house. Yeah, he did. There was literally just a fucking skeleton on the couch.

So Yummy went handboning with a joke. Yeah, yeah, when are you gonna be in here? I'll just talk about that because I know that you want to. Yeah, well,

my plan to move out there is before the end of October. I think that's like the most realistic. Holy fuck. Yeah, can you get here before Halloween? Please hear before Halloween. Yeah,

I'll get that before Halloween. Okay, we want to dress you up like a dollar. Because we have a lot. I know. Some funny ideas. Some really good ideas. Yeah.

I haven't even told you half of them. Really? So I don't know where you're getting that from. Yeah, one idea was to get like apples and put blades in them. Yeah, we're going to put, we're going to get like, like, Reese's peanut bird cups to put, like, razor blades. That's actually. Like a bomb in it. We were going to put fentanyl and, like, airheads.

We're going to get to all the kids. All the kids in our tech. We're going to put, like, tripwire mines and, like, pumpkins. I'm like, when you open him, they just, like, trigger him blows up the whole. It blows up like their entire face. We're going to make a crow's nest, so I'm going to be sniping kids on Halloween.

You know what we're going to do? We're going to have like a pressure plate on the bottom of a bucket and when you take the candy off and he'll drops on a chicken shooter. We're going to put him like fake iPhones all over the place. And like every time you pick them up,

it's ID mine. Their hands roll of an really complex like weight counter coated into a bomb. If you take more than three pieces of candy from the bucket, it blows up. It blows up the entire neighborhood. The,

just the whole stream like a chain of explosions like Minecraft TNT under the road so I didn't I didn't know this but when I was a kid my parents would always want to check if my candy was poisonous by how

see that's an old trick in the book they would eat it yeah they would eat it you just got fucking you got scammed I got literally yeah I got fucking beamed you got scammed yeah did that or your parents were suicidal yeah oh man he's not real as fun that's actually real as fun

What if they actually checked it and you came out the next day and they're just like foaming at the mouth? Yeah. They're like on the couch like, fucking purple and blue. Wait, I didn't tell any of you guys this. Something horrible almost happened like the other day with my dad. Thanks for about telling us.

Wait, what? Okay, drastic change is. Yeah, sorry, but this is real as fuck. So my dad ends up texting me a few nights ago or a few days ago. I guess it was in the morning. I woke up to it. He said rough night.

What he said? He said it was a rough night last night. Long story. but it was a difficult one. You almost had no father and dog. And then I called him up and he told me that so he had a gas broke or something. Someone left the stove on. Yeah.

And they left it on for hours, not just the gas running. And so we had cleaning ladies that came to the house. And so the mixture of the cleaning smells with that he couldn't identify was gas. And so one of the alarms went off and he was like, what the fuck? I don't smell anything. So he turns it off. And then there's another one that goes off. And now he's freaking the fuck.

He's like, what the hell is going on? He calls it the fire department. And I don't know how they measure. I think it's like something parts per million, like a number parts per million for gas. It's like 50 parts per million is deadly. The house was at 70 parts per million. The fucking firefighter told my dad, like, I don't even know how I'm speaking to you right now. Because you should be dead.

So they had the whole fire department came to my house, open all of the windows. my dad had to take my dog out in the pouring rain, like all and just had the entire, like, house. Wow. It's a good thing. Your dad doesn't, like, smoke cigarettes or anything. Oh, my. Yeah. Oh, my God.

There's like so many. Yeah, that's great. So many. Literally, he unplugs, like, a vacuum and it sparks by accident. Imagine. There's so many things. Imagine, like, just going to cook, like, some tea or something like that and just, like, that's crazy to think about.

Just 70 parts for million. It's fucked. It was actually worse down in the basement where he goes and relaxes. Do you think it's because the gas is like heavier than air? Heavier. Yeah. So it drops down. And there's windows down there, you know what I mean?

But they're closed. So that was, my dad almost died a few days ago. That's fucked. And wait, when was this? Like, how long ago was this?

Two days ago. It's literally two days ago. Wow. That same thing happened to us in Vegas with the gas. But it was for a fireplace. It was like a fake fireplace. but it was like powered by gas. I don't even know how it worked.

Tanner, go, go check the stove. Yeah, I'm really kind of scared. Go check the stove. Strips on the fucking cord walking outside. A trip on the ethernet course, like just a pile of cords outside of fucking get electric.

You're like, your light goes off. You're like trying to unscrew it. Boom. My camera just goes like, yeah, Larry's does too and so does Nick and it's just me and yummy the end. This whole side of the house, Isaac just explodes.

Nick, I'm right above you. So you would have like, from the fucking... So I'm just like, boom! Larry falls on top of Nick. And there's just me and I'm idiot. I'm like the whole house crumbles. Three more skeletons added to Isaac's collection at the group house. Our skeleton collection, so pretty.

I love our skeletons. I want to talk for a second about your... Isaac has recently gotten into art. I think all of you guys are starting to get into art a little bit. I'm not going to lie. You guys saw some of my pieces. Isaac, go ahead.

Talk about your art a little bit. What do you like? What did you? I've spent over $5,000 on cars. Are you serious? Kashi Merikami items in the past 24 hours. Yeah. I haven't spent $5,000 in my life.

I didn't know you were going to tell them all that. But yeah, I did do that. That's worth more than my car. I like, yeah. So get a new car. You make like, get a new eye more than. That's more than your iPhone.

Get a new iPhone. Yeah. I want you all be Clutch Clown. Home button, iPhone. Home button, iPhone. I don't know. iPhone.

He's got the Cluster client's phone. I gave Nick at iPhone 8 tip. Oh, dude. Yeah. Wait, should I tell this story? Yeah. Yeah. So, because we never even touched any stories

during the trip. Yeah, but we don't even have to. I wrote, all we need to say is that I rode with them to Texas from some point to somewhere somehow. Yeah. Yeah. Let's save some context for the video. Yeah.

All right. So, so. So, so. So, a fat U-turn. Twitter saw it.

I had to drive over the median, like the grass patch on the highway, which I guess is against the law, but there were some of the other people doing it. We didn't really care. And then I asked Yummy. I forget, we end up going on this detour,

and I ask Yomi a question. And Yummy tells me, now keep in mind, I have an iPhone 13. And so there's no home button. Your app was like lagging or something. It was something. It was,

it was like the home screen or something like that. And Yummy tells me to double tap on my home button and swipe up or something. something. And I looked at the thing why I said, did you really just

give me an old forum like iPhone 8 iPhone 8 tips and tricks? Dude. And I was like, oh yeah, shit, I forgot. No,

just double tap the home button. We were driving. It was Captain Puffer. It was grizzy. It was... Captain Puffer? What did you just say? Captain Puffer?

That's the wrong puffer. That is the most disemacher. That's the most disrespectful. Wow. That's the most disrespectful. Wait, who's this?

Puffer. Captain Puffer. A Minecraft. That's a Minecraft. Big puffer. Big puffer. Oh, wait. I literally called him Big Puffer the other day, too.

I don't know why I said Captain Puffer. Come on. It's okay. Everybody has mistakes. There's a lot of them out there. Anyway, Puffer, Grizzie, Isaac, myself, and Tanner. We were all in a car. And we were all talking about your phone, yummy.

Making jokes about you. Good, thanks. You're behind your phone. I said, I said, what did I say? I said that if you FaceTime, like I were to FaceTime. if I were to FaceTime you within like five minutes you're going to be at 1%

and that you're Yeah, I also talked about how that one time you were like showing us your house on your phone and then it got so hot you had to put in the freezer. I'm not kidding.

My phone, if I charge my phone and do anything on it like have any app open FaceTime anybody I'll have to like take my phone and I'll have to go like blow all over the back

which does over nothing by the way I feel bad because I have to do the same thing I had an iPhone 7 I remember I was streaming on Instagram live and it froze. Like it was like, you have to like wait so the phone closed down.

So I just took it to the freezer. So like my stream on Instagram was like me in my face. It stops for like a moment. And then it just ends up in my freezer. It's just like clips. It's like turning blue. There's like snowflakes.

There's like snowmen building up. Yeah, it was. Yeah. I had an iPhone 7. You know, man. Like the iPhone 14 is being announced. I know. I'm going to get it.

I'm gonna get it. Really? Wait to the 15. Shut up. Shut up. No, wait to the 60s. No, wait to the 60. Wait to the 20.

I've been waiting for the 20 the whole time. I gotta get the 14. I would actually, I would realistically get, I'm, don't even bother trading it in. You'd get maybe an Apple gift card for your phone. They want to get like a pen to back. Wait, no. I want to transfer everything to my new phone. You can.

You just scan like when you transfer it. No, no. No, they do it for you in store. They do it for you in store. No, on that phone. On his phone. I had an iPhone 8 and they still did it for me.

iPhone 8? It's where like, it's where like, it's for my iPhone 4. Dude, no, they'll do it. That was the last phone I had was a 4. I've not heard an iPhone 4. Bro, the wide charger, the big fucking thing. Bro, the old Instagram icon. Your fucking YouTube.

Bros. YouTube was a TV. Your deadline came up. You went from the 4 to the 8. You could have went to the 12, but instead you're going to the 14. So that time already came and went. Upgrading. Yeah.

Which means that you're due for. for an upgrade by four. I had an iPhone 4 in 2017. Oh, which is like, that's pretty bad. That's way worse. I think the iPhone 10 came out in 2017.

iPhone 9. iPhone 9. I'm just letting know Larry is like four feet away from you and didn't lift up his thing to listen to anyone. So there's no voice and you're being weird. No, I heard, I can hear Larry right now.

Ah! I didn't hear that. I can hear Larry if he does that. Larry do it. Yep, I heard that. Yeah, I can hear all of you guys do it.

You're right, You're right below us. Listen, look. Hi below us. Listen, Luke. Larry, stop. Get a new anything. Dude, I walked in Larry's room. He's got a monitor on a mount. It looks like an iPad on a fucking mount.

It's the smallest monitor I've ever seen in my life. It's like 18. Can you show us? Larry, please. It's at home. Oh my God. The audio stopped again when I did that. Okay. Just fucking give up.

You're toxic. It is the smallest monitor show. Wait, I'm trying to. Is the cable too short? Yeah. Just take it out. Whatever. It is pretty tiny.

It is small. It's just small. It looks like just a little kid in like playtime. I don't know. Yeah, like a fucking tablet that you have like a cover over. It's like scrolling. Yeah. A lot of,

a lot of silly things are going to be happening within the next few months, especially when Yummy moves in. Larry's got a great, great few ideas for streams. And we've got a good video ideas planned. A lot of good video stuff. I think that would be. really, really ideal is to do really long streams and turn those

into really long quality. Yeah, we're going to do like you laugh and do stuff. We have a movie room. Do we mention that? Nope. Let's keep it. Let's keep it a secret. Okay. Well, I mean, they know now, but yeah, we have a movie room. Yeah, and that's going to be content room. That's like the main. I'll be making

video of us doing our travels and all that and stuff, which will be a, we also have a house store video. We recorded today, which was really funny. It was so silly. And you guys have to keep in mind, just a heads up for the future that is the worst shape it's ever been in the house. They're there. There.

Oh, my God. It's bad. Like, it is so dirty. We cleaned it up and it looks much greater now. It looks like actually like cozy. I don't know. Yeah. We cleaned up.

But just the way I was like, I looked around and I said this would be really funny time to do a house store video. So that'll be included in the video I upload. Yeah. It's bad. So you guys will get a little taste for what it's like, you know, what it looks like. What's going on. Yeah. So super cool. We have a whole bunch of ideas planned for a group videos, group streams,

IRL streams of these guys. And now I can stream whatever I want instead of 4 a.m. And everyone's asleep. So there's going to be a lot of stuff changing. You're probably going to still do it at 4 a.m. whenever one's... No. No, like, I get urges when I'm just sitting there bored. That's true. No, I could stream right now and it's 1023, which I would never do in my old house.

There's no dogs that'll, like, run above you now. Every single time you start swimming, I'm going to go just on your door. Yeah. We're like banging out of your door. We should buy pugs just for that situation. Dude, please do not. Do you guys get a group house dog, please? Just a one big giant bulldog.

Just a bull. Just a junkyard dog. Let's get a bull. Yeah, he's like always drooling. He has like a chain around his neck. Like when he breathes like, ha. He's got a gold tuesday. Shane, a spiking collar.

We have a few extra. We have a few extra missed. He's got a blue eyeball. A foggy eye. He's got a foggy eye. He's missing. I miss my fucking dogs, dude. No, you don't.

I miss my dog, too. I really do miss my dog. I didn't spend a lot of time with them, but just, you know, their general presence. I would grab a plug and throw it like a football. You would not grab my pugs and throw him like a football. I'll grab it like this and look into his eyes.

I'll take it like a soda can. You don't want to grab their His dogs. Oh my God. You made, okay. Well, story time. Nick came over one night. I don't remember what it was.

This was the night before we left to go to Texas for the first time. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he came in. And my dogs are very protective.

Bill Bark at anything. And soft willy was that anything at the time. So my dog, his name is Morty. Morty What the fuck? No, no, they're named after Seinfeld characters Cosmo Cramer, Morty. It's who named that's all owing about?

You've never seen an episode of Sunfield I'll just say right now. You shut the fuck out. Isaac, Seinfeld is a show about absolutely I hate friends also. That's the best part about Seinfeld. Dude, that's like a classic. It's like Kramer.

But a little worse. Kramer anyways, anyways. He starts, but Morty starts barking like off his fucking rocker. upset. Nick comes in and grabs him by the neck with two hands and shakes him and goes,

stop barking to me! And he got so sad, it would not, would not even go near him. I kept barking the entire night. Hold on. First of all, I grabbed his head and I gently shook it like this. That is animal cruelty, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, welcome to Peter. It still has like hamprints around his leg, neck.

Dude, first of all, Morty and I... She started us to breathe. Morty and our homies. Morty got so sad that you did that. We were... Very offended. That's fucking up. That's really, he ruined his knives. I was like,

that was really mean of him. Dude, he did, like, like, he would not, you would not go close to Nick at all. No.

Morty sounds sensitive as hell. Morty was fucking sad. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing you fail to acknowledge and realize, no matter what happens, you could be the nicest person,

they will still bark at you. They don't give a shit. Even if you've given them food, they'll still bark at you. You can walk away. They're cool to your face. And then a minute you turn your back, they're going to bark at you,

you. So rude. I literally take his head like this. I grab him. Not even tight. I just take him. I'm like, stop barking at me like that.

It was not even like a hard shake. And he was just terrified after that point. I think he's like, I got his face. I got that little. I got him. Who is the alpha? That's what you do to dogs.

I would have grabbed them like this like all the way up here and go. Wait, Isaac, does he have a coil towel? Yeah, yeah, they all do. I'll pull on it,

yank on it, make it straight. Like, kind of like untangle it. I'm going to by the leash. Yeah. Jordan the dog. Stop.

No, that dog that would eat that. What? What did you say? That dog really ate that. Yeah. That dog never did that move. Cosmo. I love Cosmo.

Cosmo's the really chubby one. Cosmo's chubby as fuck. June is old as shit. June is old as fuck. June is nice though. And June, you guys said Jew is nasty, but June is nice to the dogs.

June is very nice, but Morty is just an ass. She's like a police officer. Cosmo thinks that he's God. No, he thinks that my mom is God. And then there's another one because my sister came home

and surprised us with a fucking corgi. So now there's more dogs. recently. This dog, when I visited, this dog was like 18 weeks old, not even. And apparently she got huge. I held her and she fucking pissed on me the night that we were moving. The day that the moving truck was outside of Isaac's house, I go downstairs. I look and I'm like, hello.

And then I just feel warmth on my phone, on my crotch, on my shirt. She saw what you did to Morton. Yeah, Morty fucking told. Yeah, that was retaliation. Morty was like, hey, he pion him. Isaac sister was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't care. She knew that that was going to happen.

Nick, you're so lucky, man. Did she really? Well, every time I go down and pet her, she pees because I'm huge. I'm like a big giant reaching down to the tiny dog. Okay.

I wish I was you, Nick. I think about if you were that big. Can you guys like fucking shut the hell? I'm gonna, dude, can we just like cut off

that section of the house flinging it into space? No. If you could have this section, you're gonna get Nick, too. What do you mean? No. Nick's just like,

no. What? No, no. Dude, it's just like, you just kind of like, who's nothing up there. Nick. Here, yeah, here. I opened my window and it's just us, like,

leaving the earth. You look at your window and you see the entire, like, country. Can I do like, we make a pit stop by Buckees? No, we fucking don't take a pitch of that Puckies. Buckees yet?

Oh, my God. I'm so mad about Buckeys. Is there one near us? Because I need to take out of Buckees. We need to go to Buckees. That's a spot. Remember when you were driving here and you had like cheater chicken. Oh, that place sucked.

Oh, my God. Chester's chicken. Can we record any of that? Nick date a little bit. Yeah, that was really bad. That was really good. Oh. Cheater's chicken?

The chicken was horrible. I thought you were talking about the footage. It was still pink. And I had the gobbler on. It was like still. No, it was like, black. There's a little bit of a hot. They actually put a gym sock in the deep fryer.

And somebody. It gave it to us. What was it you that said you never met someone that never actually cared about their job before? Because this dude, I asked him, I was like, how, that was you? I was like, how is your, what is it, Chester sauce or something? I don't know. I never tried it. Yeah, I would have a year working at Cheater Shikin.

He hated, dude. He was so mad that we were there for some. reason. I've never seen somebody who immediately... He was... He was cool with me. He gave me a free biscuit. A biscuit came with your meal. No, it didn't. He asked you, I wanted one. I got a biscuit with my meal.

No, I didn't get a meal. But he looked at me and it was like... I didn't get a drink. It just tasted like they did not replace the fire. No, the chicken sucked. It was fucking awful, but... I mean, it wasn't like... It was bad. Isaac, I normally finish my food and I could not even finish.

It's like... Oh, my God. The fucking, dude, home alone one and two are like conspiring up there. It's like the chicken. We're not doing. What? It's like the chicken sandwiched with his pantry. Larry remembered that when we were alone for two days?

No. You guys don't want to get it. It's like the chicken sandwich on the other. Y'all wouldn't get it. Y'all ain't about it. Y'all ain't about that, turkey. If you ain't about it, then you ain't in it. How come daddy, daddy and daddy and mom and Grant, I guess.

Had to come over and that's when things start kicking in full swing. You guys did God. Nothing. No, no, no, no. We didn't have a car. We cleaned. We cleaned. We went to the OTK office.

What does that do? No, all you guys didn't. We were working while you were doing Jackson at all. You recorded TikToks and did nothing. You played zombies in the movie room. Yeah. We had no.

I will come up there and strangle that skeleton and then strangle you. No, you won't. I'll literally like Facebook view right now if you do that. I'll put a big, I'll put a big spell on that. Just takes your entire PC over to his fucking room. That was good. That was good rain accident.

That was exactly what it would look like. That was good. Exactly what it would look like if you did that. No, but the drive all the way to here. I won't talk about much of it just because, like, Yummy has the footage. Oh, no, you guys are good. You guys can talk about it. It's not like a huge secret, but it's a huge secret.

It's a huge secret. Actually, we didn't even drive. We flew. Yeah, we flew on a private plane. Yummy, can I speak about the time that, like, We saw Isaac? No. No.

Okay. Yes. You want me to? No. No. No. No. No.

No. That's going to stay in for Yommies video and maybe Isaac's video when the time comes. Small segment. But no, there was some really good times like driving. I mean, honestly, who knew that driving could be so totally freaking awesome? Well, Nick, Nick's car basically drives itself. Okay. So.

Okay, that's true. He's there. Like, we're just going. I'm just like chilling like this. And he's like, he's on his phone. I know, dude, wait. I was like, oh shit. Okay, I was texting with one hand.

Like, like, I was asking Nick, like, hey, you want to stop the pee? And it took me like 20 seconds to do that. And you're like instantly bubbles and instantly sends like a full sentence. I'm like, how are you doing that with like driving? Like, oh, what? Yeah. My car is. Oh, my car is.

control and like lane detection. So it just kind of goes. Not only were you texting and driving, but you were also drunk like that entire time. You were drunk and you were high too. You were crossfaded and you're drunk and cross. He actually slept and you woke up and you were like all hung over and shit.

When right when we got to Texas, Cheater's chicken had like a bottle of tequila that you could guzzle and get all your chicken for free. And that's when Nick did and drove. Dude, like honestly, that's actually why the drive wasn't bad because I was barely able to.

No, no. But like, It makes sense. What makes sense? They didn't mean. It makes sense why I wasn't so exhausted. Like, Grant is a trooper, dude. Grant had to drive a van locked at 25 miles an hour.

Grant had comfort riding. What does that mean? Was it like air ride suspension? Beautiful. Like, it's like a fucking $130,000. It doesn't change the fact that his truck still, he had to control it, and he was limited to 75 miles an hour. Well, he put on cruise control at 75.

if I could just tell by the way he was driving. He was just, he was always going. I didn't know his foot wasn't all the way down the whole time. It was he said. That was probably another good guess of it. That was probably something that did happen. He said that you were.

I learned about, go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Oh, it's okay. Okay. I said the only time he said he can go like fast in 75 when he was going uphill.

He would hit like 78 by asking downhill. It was like downhill for some reason. What? It was never downhill. It was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow it down there. slowed him down to like 73, he said. Maybe it was how fast the tires were turning. Maybe the torque and everything.

I don't know. Maybe the torque. It starts working. Yeah, I learned that my car actually had the cruise control built into it. Hour 20 of the drive. So the last seven hours or eight hours were a breeze. They were a breeze and a half because my ass, I could like reposition my butt. Did you put your left leg up on your seat a little bit?

No, my leg's. I got a little girl. Oh, dude. We're missing, like, the most important part. Wait, but our goal was to fuck around with truck drivers and, like, have fun with them. And we ended up actually, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop. No, no, no. We had some fun.

Yeah, we had fun. And that was in nothing more. Okay, well, I'm just letting them know that we had a lot of fun with truck drivers. Yeah, let's, yeah. By the wall. Went to a truck stop and had shower sex with, uh, Peter. Peter. Who's Peter?

They said, Peter Griffin and Meg. It's ready. Chower for for player two Chower seven Ready for Bainer ribbons You know what

Me and Larry were doing Why you guys were like having this like Crazy driving adventure Extending the fucking thing We were extending the fucking measuring tape To try and hit the ceiling Like 3 a.m. Sooner and tall dude

It's a solid This is like a 30 feet It's a 30 foot ceiling I think we only had a 12 foot We had a 12 foot measuring tape We were trying to put it all the way on And then after the time it fell, we're like, damn. God damn.

You pass the tape. You pass the tape and then you go again. Damn. All right. You pass the tape back. Damn. And I'm like, look. And then applause, I'm like, damn.

Damn. Okay. No. And we hung out with Mitchell. We hung out with Mitchell. Oh, pulse fire. Yeah. Post fire.

Shut up. He was a true. He drove us around like Target. We bought towels, like soaps and stuff. And we ate chicken. It was good. Most fire. He was always here in our time.

He's always sweet. I love him so much. I didn't tell you guys about my freak out when I was driving around. I was getting here because I was confused about whether or not we were going to have water or I was going to have water or power or gas or anything. And I was like messaging Nick and I was calling him like, dude, what's going on? Like do we have, do I have power or not? What's going on?

And I was like supposed to meet with like the landlord and shit. And what happened? Why are you not in your, why? Are you going? Why are you going? Nothing, man. Keep telling your story. Also, I spilled gasoline on myself on accident.

You did. I did. Yeah, on my pants. Yeah, I was like, I had gasoline all over my pants. And I remember I was like thinking to myself like, okay, if I can't sleep in the house, because there's like nothing there, should I ask somebody? And I'm thinking of like, I'm like, listen down in my head. Who should I call?

I'm like, I can't get nobody. You have like, I have gasoline in my pants. If I walk in, they're going to smell it. And I don't want them to smell gasoline to my pants. So it was either going to be two things. I was going to get there and had all this shit in the car and then just like unpack it, leave it in the house. And then just like go back home. Or I would get somebody and sleep in their house for like a day or two.

You know that hotel. Just right. Or get a hotel. Go back home. Why would you go back home? It was like three hours. Or is, like, I went there early in the morning. I went there early in the morning.

left pretty early like seven in the morning or some shit like that. I have a time. What happened to you made me think of a group video idea? Let's all drench ourselves in gasoline. And then have cleaning. And then smoke a cigarette and then whoever like finishes it first. No, no, no, no. Hold on to a chain

behind a moving vehicle and see if anybody can catch on fire. Get dragged behind the vehicle really fast. Holy fuck. Like it was like an old torture method of like cowboys and shit. Can we go to a stancher Can we go to an aquarium for like a video once? Yeah, if you let me ride the sea turtles.

Captain Puffer. You want to bring Captain Puffer? Let's go see Captain Puffer at the sea world. I want to see a sea turtle. I want to see a sea turtle. I don't know about sea turtles. Oh, wait. Okay, that's a segue.

And Yomi have no idea. Yes, I do. On top of finishing the entire series of Rick and Morty, and then starting it from beginning again, watching it again twice. That's okay. That's okay. And then trying to watch the new season coming out, banger, by the way.

We also watched, I think, the entirety of American Dad. I don't think we were paying attention for all of it. How many seasons are there? 17. 17. What the fuck? You guys just running. It was just kind of like background noise.

Like we weren't paying attention, but it did start over. And then we started watching Pirates of the Caribbean. We watched the first one because of Lack. He didn't see it. He fell asleep during it and then went to bed. And then Tanner wanted to watch the second one. I was like, I fucking love the second one. Bars of Gary,

my favorite movie of all time. I want to, like, world the third one. And we're just kind of like on our pirate arc right now. So if you hear us saying, you know, you guys will know.

Let me ask you a question. Where do you think that they watch this movie? In the living room. In the living room. When we, when they have a surround sound, with surround sound. We didn't use it whatsoever.

You guys need to get that fire stick or whatever. We do have that. We have it plugged in up there? Oh my God. Not a there. If I move in. It's not in the movie room. It's not in the movie room.

But if you go put that in the movie room, I'm never going to get sleep ever. You can always be in there watching like, are you going to sleep in? We're watching movies. Are you a movie moving in? We use the room is right there. It's literally right there.

It's across them. Oh, yummy, buddy, dog. Like, we're not. going to be watching movies. On full blast right next to your room while you're sleeping. You watch it like 2012 that movie where everything explodes.

If the fucking garage vibrates your room that bad, we're not I forgot about that, dude. Fuck that. Oh my God. That makes me so bad. You guys are getting a very important factor of we're not going to be turning the garage door

on and off every single second of the dude. Nick leaves the house like 20 times a day. He's got shit to do all the time. He left like twice. I think he's getting him. Dude. I got to the gym.

Hold on. Let me speed him real quick. And it comes back. You can hear when he comes back. It's always a little loud. It's like, all right, I got to close the garage.

He gets back. Before he gets back here, of the garage door. And you're like, and then there's like the fucking radiator. It's still running because he was going 45. Yeah. It's going 50 on like a 45.

And then you hear like kids screaming like, somebody help me please. Oh my God. He killed my baby. He killed my baby. On your listeners at home, I hope you enjoyed that 30 seconds of ASMR. It was pretty good.

It was a little immersive. You could like picture yourself in the scene. Remember when I hit a frog? You did hit a frog. I don't want to think about it. You hit a frog and then you reverse. I have a video. You did that?

You had to put it out of misery. You can't just. Okay. Yeah, that's true. I'm going to do it twice because it'll still like, all right, listen, listen, listen, listen. Basically, I was driving and I saw a lump in the road and I didn't know what it was. So I drive over it and it was a toad.

And then I was like, oh, shit, that's a frog. I think I got to kill it because I don't think I killed it. So I had to drive back over it. You peeled out on it. Like you were like burning rubber on his body. You like slung him to the back tire like that. It swung him back to like another. You're not in danger.

Like, do you know many toads I found while taking out the trash? I grabbed one. He wasn't, there's one in our garage sleeping in our trip. Like a little pillow like a bed.

Yeah. What are you doing? Isaac, for a video, we should get a little, like the little spinner hat, top spinner hat, and we should put it on a fucking toad.

I actually thought for one video. Did you do that? Just for one video. I'm talking about like, make fun of me first. So you're like, Isaac, for a video.

Like, you just made me that voice. Anyways. Yeah. That's a good idea. we should do that. That's a terrible idea. Oh, wait.

Can I put my setup in the movie room in the theater room? No. How often do you're really asking that right now on the podcast? Yeah. What are you going to be using that room for, Larry? I have a stream idea. We're going to be using it for a reaction. Oh, yeah.

It's fucking huge. Like, you could totally put a setup against the wall and it would be completely out of the way. We got two setups. What would you do another setup in there for? To record the shit, the stream. I'm not going to use your computer to, like, record the stream. We're going to use the stream. We're going to have, we have another PC.

Wait, we have another PC, but what about the loft? Are we going to move the computer? We could. Yeah. Podcasts. Yeah. Maybe. Because, like, my thing, I want to do like PO box stuff, like PO Box.

For the group. Yeah. I would want to do that too. Mm-hmm. Or we can all do it individually. We do it. We do individuals. We can do it.

We can do it like, we just do it on our own sometimes. People do all of the art usually as the groups. So maybe we should just do the group. I think we shall do the group. I mean, they can address us. Every once in a while, maybe an individual thing. Yeah, like, think about it. Like, if you're going to send a package,

you can have a name on it, you know, to, you know, someone. I will say start thinking of stuff. Just like, don't send it out because, like, there's nothing. No, okay, listen, he's a big fan of rhino shit. He's a big fan of rhino. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Larry loves mayonnaise. I love rhinos. Larry is a man of Heinz mayonnaise. Heinz mayonnaise. No, no acid, no bombs. Soft really really likes really sugary sweets.

Yeah. Get them like Eminem's. Get him in an Eminem bag, yellow one. Eat the world's biggest cosmic brownie on the road trip in like two seconds. He ate 30 cosmic brownies.

Oh my God. We didn't tell me about that. That was bad. It was like, yeah, let's get him for the house. Yeah, he ate 2,000 calories with a cost of fries. Soft really ate 2,400 calories worth of brownies that he got for us. For the house, for us. But he took the entire bucket to his own.

He took his heart. He ate it. Played. league and ate all the brownies, which honestly, he looks so guilty. He's like, he's guilty. He looked like a dog that just got caught sitting in my porch. I remember when, I remember when Yummy and I got to that gas station, it was horrible. Remember that? That place sucked. Dude, oh, I never want to go back there ever, ever, ever.

It was like an argument or something, right? Why? What's wrong with it? It looked like somebody took a gas station from 2005, didn't do anything to it, and then put it in 2002. Like, their food was definitely expired. I walked in and there's two like country like bums arguing. They're like, hey, you better get out of the store right now, buddy. I told you.

We're going to blow this place up. You better get that out of it. Oh, they had like some serious outdated like 90s toys and stuff there too. Oh. They had like, okay, right in the middle of the gas station, they had like one of those red circle, like the holes in it bench with like the picnic table in the middle of the gas station. Like it was so weird.

Dude, tell me why all the gas stations smell like shit. I almost puked in one because I was like, I kept looking at Isaac. I was like, Isaac, we got to get out of here. And I was like, I started gagging. And I had like my drinks in my hand. He was like, he was like, how are you? I'm like, I'm fine. Then I'm like, please take my guy.

It's like shit in here. I had to leave and then like gas for air. Like that happens to every gas station we go to. It sucks. I think I got sick from that gas station, Nick, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, by the way, I'm still sick. Yeah.

No way. Yeah. His voice was so fucked this morning, dude. His hands are vanian. His voice is deep. He's like, hell of shit. Do you think you had what I had, though? Probably.

Well, okay, wait, let me ask you your symptoms really quick. Dr. Yummy on the case. Do you have congestion in your chest and like a cough? No. Okay, I didn't have that either. You might not have what I had. Sorry.

I got sick, everybody. What I have is occasional headaches, terribly sore throats. I didn't have a sore throat at all. Okay. Are you sure? Yeah, promise. Everything was like, nasal and up.

Yeah, I mean, I have as well as in the world. You left your door open last night. What did you do to me? What did you do to him? What do you do to me? It's not him. It's a we. Have you been taking medicine, Isaac?

Isaac, dude, Isaac's been only taking medicine. Justin stuff. Vitamin C. Good. I was taking medicine every four hours. I do it when I remember. No. No.

I forgot Yomi was at our house because all he would do is sleep in his room. Dude, I was sick. I know. You, Doug to death. Shout out to Larry for bringing me a bottle of water when I didn't drink anything for like a day. And Nick did it too. And Isaac asked me and Tanner maybe. I did like once.

But tell me how come like as soon you were sick, you came downstairs and you immediately ordered water burger. And then you go back to your room. You could ever eat. It's because I was getting cold down there. You were like, you have like a burger on your feet And like, you're just like You're covered in just like playing with your feet You're like, there's a fucking group video

Group picture on that Twitter Of you just join the ham On a burger You were like a little child There was like a TikTok of you eating a burger And yeah like all the shit around your mouth Yeah Do you remember your toes were spread

You were watching Rick? It was the Rick and more yeah Yeah, like a little kid Yeah, yeah you're holding your drinker Yeah people picked up on that being like a little kid Like me looking like a little kid little kid really quick. Sometimes you just look like a kid

sometimes. Sometimes you sometimes. Sometimes like yeah. Sometimes like you do. You look like a damn minor like all the time. Thank you to gamer subs. Thank you to gamer subs. There's a lot of stuff that came out.

Time to wrap it up, I think. I think, I'll save some shit for the next time. We're all together. Yeah, but there's a lot of stories left. Like I'm still thinking of us. We have a whole bunch of stories and we will think of it. Hard and well for you guys.

Hard and well, long and hard and hard. Long and hard. Go, God. Go, you're for 10%. 10%. Real quick. Real quick. Game were huge, humongous. Let me show off a cup because I know one got released.

Go get your, go get your cup, man. Let me show off a little cup. While he gets this cup, let me just say that starter cups are out. All right, the little starter cup, listen, if your mom or your parents, don't be like, I don't like the boobies on your cup. What the hell? Look how sick they look. Look at this shit.

Or different colors. If you like boobies, Tanner, take it away. So personally, I like this one. I'm a big fan of teachers. I like teacher women. I like teacher mills. You like kink? I like teachers.

Look at this one. Look at this one. God fucking damn. God is good. God is great. God is good. God is great. God is great. God is great. God is great. Teach me some. Teach me something crazy. I would, I would intentionally fail just to see in the class. God, give me a F. Give me a D to my F. Please. God damn, she's beautiful. I love her so much. I like Bigfoot juice. I will say that. Bigfoot juice is kind of funny and it tastes good. It tastes pretty good. Bigfoot juice is silly. This is my favorite. It is funny. But yeah, no, real quick before. cutting the wire here. Huge, huge, thank you. To Bigfoot.

What is he running from? Gamersups. Hub of energy gamers'ups. Thank you, gamers'ups. And thank you guys. Because, you know, we could have a code and four people could use it. We would not have this house. We would not have this opportunity to grow as content creators,

not this opportunity to, you know, bring a little smile of your faces, live together. So you played a huge part in this huge fucking opportunity. You guys have opened a huge fucking horizon. Or is the size of one thing, dude. It was literally gates of heaven opening up. And we walked in and then we recorded videos. I'm like, hello. And take your camera steps again.

We will be back next week. Next week. Possibly. Hopefully. Hopefully. Yeah. Yeah, there's just a new video coming. There's going to be some new streams coming.

Some new videos. I'll get pumped if I were you. I'd get pumped. I'd be crazy if I were you. Pump it up. Pump it up. Pump it up. All right.

Let's bro fist it out. Let's bro fist it out. That's bro fist it out. Yeah. It's gross. Like a whole time straight. Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching.

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