The Group Chat - #25 - THE WORST WEEK ON THE INTERNET (DRAMA)

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

These have been the most drama filled weeks ever in the history of the Internet! GTA 6 Leaked, Slicker Scamming $300,000 from Viewers and Streamers! Grandmaster Chess Player Cheating with "BLANK", Gam...bling banned on twitch, Twitch Cutting Pay to Streamers, Packgod and Leg Drama. Austin Texas has been the most drama filled place in all of the world and we just moved here 3 weeks ago!Come Watch the YouTube for All of us together being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to the group chat podcast. I was trying to make myself gag. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to episode... 1-85. 185 of the group chat podcast. 25. 142. Episode 142.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're going to actually get to 142 and we're going to look back at this and be like, remember when we made a joke when we're actually on 142. We're not going to remember. We're going to clip it and send it to us on Twitter. And we're going to be like, oh, do you guys remember this? Remember when yummy? funny flags in the background.
Starting point is 00:00:32 We're going to watch our lives and then we just forget about it. It's been a long week. It's like everywhere. Yeah, it has been. Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, episode four of the group chat podcast. We're missing someone. We're missing somebody again. Got the difference. Actually, guess in the comments down below who we're missing?
Starting point is 00:00:48 Audio listeners. Listen for the key voice that's missing. Who isn't asking us what our favorite games are and then we're in a favorite video games are. Yeah, yep. Nick is a special guest to this fine. Yeah, he's just a guest if he wants to like do it every once in a while. Softbilly is absent
Starting point is 00:01:06 today. He's down with the case of scurvy. He does have scurvy. He has scurvy. We try to tell him to eat the oranges. His gums are yellow. His skin's pink. His nose hair all like ripping around his nose and pulling up. His nose hairs are like little tentacles like
Starting point is 00:01:21 Kalamari. Disgusting. This episode is sponsored by GamerSubs. Thank you. Thank you, GamerSubs. Check out that shirt. Oh, my God. No, the one Yommies wearing is right is the correct one.
Starting point is 00:01:35 They drop in the shirt. Audio listeners at home, there appears to be a face, it's a Zing Jing Biden. That's on his shirt. Zing Jim Biden. Joe Biden. And who's in the prime minister. Mao State Biden.
Starting point is 00:01:51 I was in the foothills of Zing Jinping of the Himalayas. God group 10% off GamerSups. Thank you so much. Do we have anything to announce this week? Yes, they do. Let's talk about that real quick. It's new. It's a milk girl.
Starting point is 00:02:04 A brand new mommy milkers. It's September. It's September, everyone. September. September. We didn't know that last time. But it is September. Tell us more about September.
Starting point is 00:02:17 So September is my favorite thing. I'm going to be real. I like September because I get to drink a lot of my favorite subs from gamer subs. And it's like, I bet there's a deal in there. somewhere. I was about to be like,
Starting point is 00:02:33 wow, he's really good at ad integration. I bet there's a deal in there somewhere. And there's my name. That drops is milkers. It's a girl. She's got made boobs. Made giant.
Starting point is 00:02:43 I think I have it with me. Giant. Yeah. Yeah, let's get that rolling out here. Let me go get it. New boobies every weekend. Fun fact.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I didn't know it was not released yet. And I wore it on Larry's stream two weeks ago. Fun fucking fact. Fun fact. The whole world knows. I'm also not wearing. Tanner does not have any pants. Can't blur that.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Okay. Cam, yeah. Can blur his entire lower toe or so. He doesn't have a single pan on. Somebody times stamped. With three minutes in, already making time.
Starting point is 00:03:09 If we're three minutes in, already showing some bare ass on. Sorry. I was just dropped the eyes. Sorry. Just fucking. So, drunk, are you 18 yet? Um,
Starting point is 00:03:18 T minus a week in two days. We could talk about that in a minute. It's almost your birthday. That's huge. It's almost my birthday. But, y'all, let's see the cup. But first, we have this girl with like big,
Starting point is 00:03:28 Vainy boobs Oh, okay, hold on, wait. Audio listeners at home, there appears to be a hot bra and a maid outfit with
Starting point is 00:03:34 drink me on her big tities. Drink me. That's how they actually made the new gamer subs flavor. It's just as you take a big thing of fucking boobs, a big milk sacs. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:03:45 They push it in their mouth and they spit it into a cup. What do they look at to model the, the anime boobs? Your mom. Look up. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Wait, your mom? What's your mom's name, Larry? Larry, what's your mom's name? I'm not telling you my mom's name. Tell me your mom's name. Sorry, I played seven hours of Call of Duty today. That was pretty nice role.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Watch it, watch it. The Edge Lord is here. Tell us about it. He said a slur. Hey, he said a slur. How is it? How is the new one? It's pretty fun.
Starting point is 00:04:18 It's pretty good. It's pretty fun. But like, dude, every Call of Duty is like the same to me. Yes, it has a guns. Larry, can you quit being dumb for a few seconds? At some point, the graphics and games are like at a plateau. where they're just like that. That game,
Starting point is 00:04:30 I looked at it and it looks like the previous. We're all, we're getting rice so much, bro. People are like, oh, like the tiniest little change
Starting point is 00:04:37 like a slide. You're like, oh, I fucking knew how Call of Duty started doing this when they're running. Like, usually it's like this was like,
Starting point is 00:04:45 it's like fucking that bullshit. It's just people have their sticks. So they're like, it's a stick. It's so fucking stupid. I don't know, dude. People cry over the dumbest.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Like, call of duty is the least or should be one of the least competitive game. but like, I don't know. People really, people love crying over casual stuff. Their time to kill is very high.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Speaking of killing. It is fast. Yeah. Let's talk about the careers that were killed this week. On the internet. Moment of silence. Because we got some drama. We got to go through. We have.
Starting point is 00:05:20 But we have to be careful. What and how are we talking about things, gentlemen. Yes, we do. There are some sensitive things that are happening. Very sensitive topic. These past two weeks. have been the most drama-filled weeks on the internet and probably like ever. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Ever, yeah. I think Moise Critical literally opened his video with saying that this was the most eventful, like past three days in internet history in terms of drama and like influencers and stuff. And for those of you that don't know, we'll get into certain things. You know, I think something should be left unmentioned just because of its nature and stuff. Respect. Yeah, a lot has happened. And it all started with E-Rob getting banned off of Twitch. Ever since E-Rob been banned on-A-W-D-W-A-V-W-H-R-Bat.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Wait, what happened? E-Rob holding Twitch on by a thread gets banned. What happens? E-Rob, he was going to beat the hell out of someone at TwitchCon, like a viewer, because he did something. But it was like, I say that every day. E-Roll, we didn't even notice it, but E-Rol was like a magnet for everything bad. He was the glue holding society together. He was.
Starting point is 00:06:25 I remember I saw E-Rob recommended on my mom. my Twitch and I clicked on him. He was like watching a movie in silence eating popcorn. He doesn't even watch the movie. He sits there and streams his like entire face and just sits there in with like out saying what damn thing. And then the movie's in like a link in chat. Like it's like the funniest thing from like a new person. The chat's like all reacting to it and he's just like
Starting point is 00:06:47 yeah. He's sitting there like yeah. And then the next day will be like a nine hour flight on Microsoft simulator from like Hawaii. A nine-hour stream of playing like the most deathly boring game. It's a while. I don't know how he does it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:09 As a child. Someone, a streamer guy, like literally scammed $300,000 from his viewers. A streamer guy. We could say his name. It's okay. Like Slicker.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Slicker guy. Oh my gosh. So. How come in a hat? Like that is bad. It was all. Friends, viewers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:27 It was all for sports gambling. Yeah, we can go. I mean, I've been online like so much during this past like the three days. Just trying to pay attention to what was going on that. I have pretty much everything written down. So Slicker, I believe he was having quote unquote problems with his bank. Whether or not that is true doesn't excuse the fact that he's been asking stream. He's been asking streamers.
Starting point is 00:07:53 He said? Friends. No, hold on. viewers for money saying that he would pay him back like even like 1.2x like giving them like more money than they gave him which sounds like a fucking like if you I mean first of all guys at home if you fall for that come on bro
Starting point is 00:08:11 that's like the oldest trick of the book you got it stand in their shoes like they look up to that guy they're like that is true I'm kind of offended he didn't ask me for money like what the hell is because you're broken everybody's like That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Mug boy, you ain't going to give him $30 million. Yeah, I think the largest amount he stole was... 27, right? The 23 or 24K from Luke A of K. Popular personality on the line. A legal YouTuber. An XQC reimburse him. Then XTC was good.
Starting point is 00:08:45 XQC, that is, dude. Wait, was it XC and... Train that are reimbursing everybody for the $100K is what they said. Which is a moment. Train is doing it too They're all the big guys are doing it Are kind of chipping in Which is very very respectable
Starting point is 00:09:01 In my book The thing the thing with the Slicker is He was literally reaching out to people And he was like Oh bro, me mom's sick bro I need money I need money That's the worst fucking impression
Starting point is 00:09:14 I think I've ever heard of my wife What is he sounds like? He was like, hey guys Can I get the money Bro? Hey guys I was looking for money Hey what's going to do you guys He's like, what's going on, guys?
Starting point is 00:09:25 He goes, that was my British person. Persian. Persian. That was my greatest person. What the fuck? My brother. My mom's sick. The crazy thing is, he's not even banned on Twitch.
Starting point is 00:09:42 He's not a entire account. He got a new bag. So he basically, like. The only thing Twitch did was take away his sub button and his partner. So he can't make money on Twitch anymore, but he's still streaming. and stuff. I guess. No, that's still fucked up.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Well, yeah, that's still pretty little. What else is fucked up is like, he kind of gets no punishment for what he did. I mean, all the big streamers are covering up his tracks of making, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:03 horrible. I think, I think, like legal action on that? Huh? I don't know. Legal? Well,
Starting point is 00:10:09 yes, yeah, you can, yeah. Does it work overseas? Like, how does it work overseas when he's scamming people in, like, N.A.
Starting point is 00:10:16 And he's in, you. Um, well, I mean, we're not, like, on the worst terms with Burr. I don't know. Well, fuck, you don't even know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Maybe MI6 and CIA would fucking join hands. I don't know. Actually, those are like counterstrike teams. There's like bombs and stuff. It's like terrorism. We got to look at the FBI, but the FBI is actually busy right now because the FBS is talking to the... Investigating.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Investigating some leaks. From really bad leaks. Some... Oh, yeah. You know who else they're investigating? A swatting. What? I can't talk.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I was talking about it. No, I heard him. The whole, I mean, Yami knows what I'm talking about. Right? Please, no one to say it. Leg God.
Starting point is 00:11:06 There you go. Oh, the old, I don't know if I've said this already, but I swear it's fake. Like, like, it seems like, it is not.
Starting point is 00:11:17 A elaborate promotion for the next thing. Yeah, they're going to drop like the craziest album ever. What? He got's missing a limb from this. No, he's not. He's not missing a leg, is he? Yes, comedy.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I really doubt he's missing leg. Oh, no, he is not missing leg whatsoever. Oh, my God. All he needs is... I thought there was like three guys. I thought there were three guys. I was like chair. Chair.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Head. Yeah, getting back to the little slicker thing, I think that might be getting investigated. I don't know. But on top of that, they're also busy with dealing with GTA 6 leaks. Oh, yeah, that's what you're talking about. How serious is that in terms of that? The source code got fucking. The source code got, it got stolen.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Everything about what makes GTA got stolen. I want to run you. I already know what's going to happen in that case. He's going to get hired. That's all that's going to get hired. He's going to get a life of luxury. So last time, last time this happened, this was on Half-Lyzer Squad. Half-Life 2 was the last, like, big leak, the biggest leak, you know, before.
Starting point is 00:12:38 What happened with that kid was, that kid was like, also, I might be wrong, but he might have been 17-16 as well. Jesus. He's two, some valve shit and then leaked Half-Life 2. And then somebody, I think it was FBI, pretended to be like, like, to do like a job offer. And then they just, they caught it. ass and he got sentenced for years in jail. Or maybe he got hired. He might have got hired afterwards.
Starting point is 00:13:01 He might have worked from prison. That's what's going to happen probably this time around too where. I don't know. I don't think so because the guy out of history. His name was teacup or he goes by teacup. I don't know why that's like you. You just got fucking hacked by teacob.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Who did that? Who laughed? What was that? That was me making like a fucking eye on eye contact with Yummy after he sat there and like made a little smirky face. That's a gay...
Starting point is 00:13:39 Again? Twice? Twice in the same? Twice? Twice in the same. What? No, it is pretty gay-ass whatever the fuck is that.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Nave. T-cup? You're going to be a hacker or a world... Well, like, renowned t-cuccape? Yeah, what T-Cup ended up doing was weeks before even looking at Rockstar, he hacked into Uber. Uber, and I don't know if he leaked something, but I think he stole what was. It wasn't like user information.
Starting point is 00:14:13 It might have, I don't remember what it was, but he, like, at that point, like, that's inexcusable. You touch into Uber and then you go into a mega corporation, like Rockstar games. are, dude, that's crazy. Do you think people like him could get by if they kept it on like a really, really small scale with getting three rides and shit out of Uber forever if they were like... People do that all the time, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:34 That's what the cool TikTok kids call methods, which is stupid. It's not a fucking method. It's called Life Acts. Lifex and methods. It used to be the old, what's my name thing? We're like, they would ask the person who's getting the Uber. He would be like, what's my name?
Starting point is 00:14:48 And then the driver would say it. And be like, yeah, that's me. They just get it. And then rewrite home. That's, that's... That's a common scam. That doesn't even make sense. What's my name?
Starting point is 00:14:57 They put in the... It's real. It's real. People do that. To be fair, to be fair, I don't think that works anymore. Like, because I think... No, that's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That's old.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Tanner, until it happens to you, you're an Uber driver. If I'm an Uber driver and someone's like, hey, what's my name? I'm like, I'm like... Huh? You would not do that. You would not go... No, you want to do. You want I'll go.
Starting point is 00:15:16 I'll go. It's a slow turn. I pull out my gun. I start shooting on. Tanner, we saw your reaction to getting robbed live on stream by a mysterious skeleton guy. You think that you're going to pull a gun on an Uber driver?
Starting point is 00:15:26 What are you going to do when the fucking Looney Tune Tune skeleton team comes in? Start stealing all your posters. You're like, wait, wait, wait, no, no. And you start speaking Japanese. We're going to do it again and you're going to have the same reaction. Next time you do it, I'm hitting Larry over the head with a baseball bat.
Starting point is 00:15:40 You say that, but you're not. I'm buying a weapon right now as we speak. I'm buying a big metal bat. I'm buying an airsoft gun that shoots beanbags and it shoots people. Tanner, under pressure, you start laughing. I feel like if you're being wrong,
Starting point is 00:15:53 I started giggling a little bigger like a It's like, okay. It's like when your parents scolds you And you just can't help but smile. I was like, I look up in it with big puppy dog guys. I don't know. If I actually had like got robbed a gunpoint,
Starting point is 00:16:09 I don't know what I would do. I think I'd just be like, I'd be like, ooh. Yeah, I think about that all the time. Yeah, you're good, man. Go ahead. Take it. That's what I would be.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I think I would just give him my money. I would grab his gun and be like, shoot me, kill me. You think robbers? Robbers don't want your money. Start eating the money. What does he do now? Robbles. Robbers don't like want to kill people. They're not.
Starting point is 00:16:34 They just have a gun for influence. They want to have a future with the things that they steal from you. Yeah. What's the point of killing someone? When I rob somebody, I don't want to shoot him. What's the point of getting one star in GTA? Yeah, that's true. More prison time.
Starting point is 00:16:48 It is. It's a bigger punishment than robber. You can't rob someone while you're once in GTA. So listen. You're cut. That's part of listen to the podcast. If you're going to rob somebody, don't kill them. Fun and simple.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Those who are listening to the podcast also, if Larry sounds a muffled, it's because he has the world's biggest beard on his face. I grew it out. I don't know how he grew it out so fast. Like, it's not even a filter. It's like a real beard. I can tell you, it's the one, it's one word. Ashwaganda.
Starting point is 00:17:15 What did you give Larry? You gave Larry a big beard. Ashwaganda does not give you beards. Have you ever had Aschwagana before? I have a hair. I remember his Ashrana arc. What did it do for me? I don't even.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I just start taking it for some reason. Ashran is like men. It's like pepper. It is, is it? Does it make you happier? It can help you with testosterone, shit, and I don't know, metabolism. It helps you with sex. It does.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It does. It's a scam to me. What? People started saying that Asphagana gives you a bigger dick, and then the ashriganda sales went up like a bedillion percent. A billion percent. I don't think anything can make your tiny dig bigger. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Dude. Why are you so mean to us? Yeah, me. Did you already do the research you know for yourself? Yeah. No, I saw Yomi. He was sidepiping the other day. It was down to his knee.
Starting point is 00:18:04 It was wrapped around his leg like a coiled snake. Yeah. Like, I was like, what's that? I poked it. I was like, s's, you know, I mean, would wear shorts and you can see like the tin sticking out,
Starting point is 00:18:13 like a little worm. I'm like, what's that thing right there? Like an old man. No, he's wearing shorts. You can see like each ball coming out of each panel. And it starts telling the time. What?
Starting point is 00:18:29 It turns new and it's like, it comes out. Don, don't know. Stop! These bits suck. Stop. Shut up. You're mad. You guys always do this.
Starting point is 00:18:41 You're so mad. You're mad, bitch. Clock car. Where were we before the fucking getting robbed? And then tick fit. There's so much to cover. So it's hard to, okay.
Starting point is 00:18:50 We started with Slicker. So we're done with Slicker. That's basically Slickr. That one of no. I can segue into like gambling because that's how it started. That is true. Slicker would gamble. But then people would start gambling.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Well, this is probably before, but gambling on Twitch became like a huge problem, a huge big thing. So that's where we can go into. So it's banned. It is, it will be banned on October 18th.
Starting point is 00:19:12 You ruin the entire, the whole set up's gone. That's it. All right. Next topic. Whatever you're talking about. Stop. Pokemon and credit cops have beef.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Oh, that was really funny. Because gambling got banned. Gambling got banned. Gambling got banned. Welcome to the podcast. Gambling's bad. It's bad. It's got gone.
Starting point is 00:19:35 This is yummy. Yomi, too. Yomi too. Movie to move to video out. Too yummy. It's a main channel video. Louie. Larry, Barry, Harry.
Starting point is 00:19:43 And eating a cherry and his cherry. And it's really scary. Okay. Very scary. No, I'm drinking that milk like it's dairy. I ain't like a bit of fairy. Shut up. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I'm doing ball like I'm Larry. I get my haircut. Her name is Sherry. Tanner. My favorite eyes. Twitch is banned gambling starting. July 23rd. God.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Somebody say the date. It's October. June 22nd. You're making grunks start stimming. He's getting drunk. This is the worst. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I don't give a fuck about it.
Starting point is 00:20:17 It's 2023, isn't it? Greg, I have to ask. Do you, do you stem with your friends in real life? Or is it only when you talk to us and get overwhelmed? I don't stim. I only stim when I have to pee. Do you have to pee? No.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I wasn't that head thing you were doing? You're like, uh, because I was like, you guys got to stop in my head. I was like, you guys have got to stop. Shaking the voices out of your noggin. Like, okay. But October 18th, gambling is completely banned. This year?
Starting point is 00:20:47 this year. This year, yeah. Oh, wait. But no, no. But you want to hear the crazy part, sports gambling is still like allowed. It's like a weird policy that. So listen,
Starting point is 00:20:57 for all the Twitchhromers out there, this is coming from your friends at the group chat podcast. If you are into bulldog versus bulldog gambling. Now, dog fight. Dog fights. You know what I mean? Maybe, maybe.
Starting point is 00:21:13 How about street fights? Okay. betting. No, but this is an actual interesting topic about gambling because Twitch always like streams like the world like poker like series. And that's like centered all around fucking gambling, right?
Starting point is 00:21:30 No, no. Poker's not gambling. Poker's not gambling. What the fuck are you talking about? He's not gambling. And is self-made millionaire, okay? He didn't gamble. He's a small business owner.
Starting point is 00:21:42 He's a small business. What are you talking about poker? What? What do you mean? Who are you talking about even? The most famous poker player ever? I don't know who that is. Johnny Depp. Simmons?
Starting point is 00:21:53 What? What? Jonathan? Are you high? I mean? I saw him on my Twitter feed today. He's on my mind. Apparently, he's dating his lawyer.
Starting point is 00:22:05 That's trauma tip number four. I didn't even know about that. I didn't either. What the fucking happened? The drama tip number four. Right now during the group chat podcast. Johnny Depp is fucking his lawyer. We'll let you know this movie we have.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Inner vagina. What? He's dating her vagina. Tip number five. Speaking of Johnny Depp. Twitch, thank you. Oh my. That's pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Twitch have done. Twitch, I think. Wait, wait. Oh, my God. Let's go back to tip number three because Kroenikov and Pokedyade have beef on Twitter over gambling. What the fuck is it? You know more than all.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Go ahead. You didn't see that? I saw it. I don't know who the fuck that is. I turned her out of everyone here. It's a cop. You would know. There's no M.
Starting point is 00:23:00 P. F or the F. Karenna Kumpf. You've probably seen her butt before. You're like playing dumb for. Her butt? You've seen her butt and her boobs. No. No.
Starting point is 00:23:12 No. I don't know who this is. Rinna was like, Pockeman, you have no room to talk about gambling because in this one video there's gambling
Starting point is 00:23:21 on your computer screen. That was all bejeweled blitz. Yeah, yeah. Pockeman. Fogynne was like, why don't you take another gambling deal or something and then come work for me.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Come work for my editing team. Yeah. Yeah, so she said. You literally know the clip and you said you've never heard of this before. What do you? I don't know what she does. Is she off David Dobrick?
Starting point is 00:23:44 Only fan. You fucking know. You know. I was just making sure. You definitely know. It's really funny, though, because there's no way Pockemaid is making more money. Like, I don't think. Then Corinna Kov?
Starting point is 00:23:55 Corinna Cobb? Is she Kermen? Is that Conf? Yeah, that's German. Dude, Pokemon owns Twitch. She's making way more. She literally owns Twitch. No.
Starting point is 00:24:04 No, Corinna was like the top ever for like three months. Oh, that's right. She posted her screenshots from like how much she's made from her only fans. And it was like millions. I think she peaked it. She peaked it. It was like over a million a month. It's like over a million of months.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You look guilty. Are you subscribed, buddy? Let me see your face. I broke my cigar. You tore the people. Hey, broke out of pre-roll. Look at my damn thing. Wait, you got a deep throw the blunt like Soldier Boy doesn't.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Chew it up and swallow it. No. You forgot out. You forgot the pickles. How much more drama do we have to go through? 70.30. Yeah. 70.30.
Starting point is 00:24:59 They're taking ads away. That's crazy. It's going from 7030 for partners back to 50. 50. Like, why even bother? Like, streaming is kind of out now. Dude, the reason affiliates wanted a partner because they can get to 70. And now they're going back.
Starting point is 00:25:13 There's no reason. Like you let's stream for like 12 years just kicking their money. There is like zero incentive now to get partner besides the fucking badge. The little purple badge. That's all you need. That's all you get. It's like. That's like your hard earned.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Twitch is like losing. That's like your biggest trophy. I don't care. They deserve to lose. They do. Dude, tell me how they're like a multi, like a billion. Trillion.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Huge fucking company. And they're doing it. Like what is there? What money is there to gain here? like what are you trying What's like are you guys Penny pinching? People hate the fucking ads too
Starting point is 00:25:50 When you can see one of eight ads Playing fucking annoying And then you tap out And then you go to another stream And still one of eight And then you just can't watch streams Because you're fucking the money
Starting point is 00:26:00 At that point Like when you're cycling around I don't know I can tell you right now The Twitch ad Slimeager 2 is out Okay well I'll kill myself Live on the podcast
Starting point is 00:26:12 All right have fun What's that What is out? That's so cute. Slime Rancher 2. Slime Rancher 2? That's what I said. You heard me.
Starting point is 00:26:22 I did it. I was talking. We already know you broke your cigar. It's worse now. Audio listeners at home, Tanner broke his cigar and Slime Rancher 2 is out, and there grunk goes stemming again. I'd think it's a pee thing.
Starting point is 00:26:39 You have to pee now? What the hell? You got to pee 10 seconds ago. I got so excited about Slime Rancher. know he has to piss himself. Slime Ranchers! He's like Go!
Starting point is 00:26:49 Do you like Slime Ranchers? I like a thing? He's buying it right now. I played Slime Rancher one for eight hours straight. Oh my God. What the fuck? You're literally just in charge of this little farm of slimes
Starting point is 00:27:00 and you take care of them and get new ones. It's freaking so. But anyway, back to the drama. There's no point in getting Twitch partner anymore. Come to YouTube stream there. I think everybody's going to YouTube. I've literally thinking about doing a YouTube stream. A lot of people.
Starting point is 00:27:13 are going to do it. That sounds fun. It's pretty fucked. I don't know what I'm going to do because streaming. Streaming on YouTube can kill the fuck out of like certain channels algorithms like completely plateau them. Just make a new channel.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Well yeah, this one I'm going to probably do. And then every stream or all the VOTs you just put in that channel. That's actually insane. That's actually like really genius. But the only thing YouTube that sucks cock at is they don't have a thing where you can browse your streamers, like different streamers. It's literally only videos.
Starting point is 00:27:45 There's a weird way to do it. I don't know how. There's shorts, some way. You go to explore and then go to gaming. And you'll see a whole bunch of live channels. Yeah, they're doing a monetization thing.
Starting point is 00:27:57 You've got to click on so much. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They need to have a YouTube live, bro. Like badly. I clicked on gaming and on the recommended under the streamers, it's like the videos,
Starting point is 00:28:09 and four idiots get trapped in the backrooms is on my recommended by you all me. I saw his face. There's my face. Look at that. That's cute. Look at that. Did he ever get out of the back rooms?
Starting point is 00:28:24 Go find out now. Go find out. He's still there. He's still there. He's still there. Look at that room. This is like a fucking back room. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:28:32 It's like yellow. Get out of there. Her up to move in with us. What are you something kind of funny? In anatomy, in anatomy class, we're learning about the Cervix. I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Yeah, and we have to make a fantasy story about like the, the path of sperm travels. It's really funny. You have to make a Wapad story about comics. Yeah, basically. We're doing a little, we're doing a comic about what sex is. Your uncle sees a sperm cell. Ew. I felt like really dumb because like, I forget what it was said, but it was like something stupid that only like I would laugh at.
Starting point is 00:29:15 and I looked around at the people on my table and they were like straight face. I was like holding in a giggle. Were you about a laugh at sex? I don't know. It was something sexy. Yeah, it was like, um, I forget. Something sexy.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Something sexy. Yeah, sex is funny. Nothing sexy. No. Did I, oh my. Okay, so our teacher is pregnant. And, um, one of the, one of the, um, the people in my class, I don't know what they were on.
Starting point is 00:29:43 I don't know what they were thinking, but, um, She was like, can we, can we feel your stomach for baby kicks? And I was like, what are you? Well, that's a, that's a normal thing to ask pregnant ladies. If you asked a pregnant lady that, go to a random stranger. I only went up to my pregnant teacher. I was like, I was like pretending to measure her belly else. It was so awkward.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Is it a male or female? Talk. What? It was a female. That's not weird. No, it was pretty weird. Because then the teacher was like, well, she's not big enough yet. So it's like down in my, down there.
Starting point is 00:30:22 And it's like, uh-uh, not good. Can we still feel if there's baby kicks? Can we still feel me going up to a pregnant lady? Open the bell button. Who's in there? It's so gross. You pay it in rent, homie. It's a baby with a top bag.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Whenever. I'm out early on. No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop. about that last podcast. I don't think so. Oh, dude, it's, oh,
Starting point is 00:30:51 the fuck, they suck. That's the thing. They fucking blow. Why were you, why was your ass laughing at them? You hit them. What?
Starting point is 00:30:57 Because some of them are funny. The other ones are like, like, Tanner's just randomly like, oh, my steak gets up. Who are, I'm just like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:31:05 I'll pick up a pillow and I'm like, I'm like, I pick it up. What is that from? I don't know. I just think they're imagine, like, in the anime objects coming to life
Starting point is 00:31:15 and singing like, and just start singing like they have a face and they get tossed like a top at in a cane and they're like well they have like the striped the striped hat and then like the the carer the barbershop quartet yeah exactly
Starting point is 00:31:28 yeah but they're mad like fucking an AirPods case is doing it and then they will have their little asses off for three seconds I'm selling my AirPods for $100 dollars that was the longest four seconds I was even four, that was two seconds. I literally dissociated for that entire time. I was looking at my head.
Starting point is 00:31:54 I was like walking around on my job. I was looking at myself from above, like on my competing. I went to the menu. I was like in settings. Why are you song your earpaws, drunk? Because I'm getting the new ones. By Racon. Just go yummy.
Starting point is 00:32:17 The ones that noise cancel and stuff. Get Max, man. Get the big Max. Those are expensive for no reason. Yeah. What fuck was that? Okay. Well, anyway, back to the back to the drama.
Starting point is 00:32:31 So, there's any more? There's probably more. Oh, it's probably more. Moist critical talks about it. There is a, yeah, there is wild. That is wild. That's up my alley. Let's not, let's not go into detail.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Of your alley? What? Right up. We know all the way. It's yummy all the way. We have one of our podcasts got age restricted. And we have to watch what we talk about now. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:54 That's true. Okay. Cam, type, uh, 33 minutes. Someone write that down. I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:33:01 33 minutes. 33 minutes. That was disgusting, yummy. Don't ever talk about it. Shame on you. Can you grow the fucking of all? Shame on you.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Fuck up, yummy. All right. I saw someone with the first. Look at my flag. You know what? I want to see YouTube age of this. I'm not doing anything
Starting point is 00:33:19 He's getting deadled I want to see You can't say the F bird You can't say We'll get age restricted Okay I want to go on Twitching Oh
Starting point is 00:33:32 Dude No that A girl actually did have sex on stream twice No it was once No it was once They lied They just put different clips From the same thing
Starting point is 00:33:43 Yeah I didn't know There was an extended cut But There was extended cut I watched all three minutes of it I watched all three minutes of the cut. I was like, I was like, damn. I was like, I was like, I was like,
Starting point is 00:33:57 I had volume full on in my earpals, I was like. Like LeBron when he pulls out of the beats laptop. I was walking out of work like, I had my sunglasses on and my beats. I was like, how long did it take for her to get banned? Like, it was only, it was only, how many days?
Starting point is 00:34:17 I think it was only three days. What, did they like, so she was having sex so that she stopped, went back to playing games? I can't remember the entire clip. Because it cuts off right when she was like getting the, you know. It was getting crazy. Yeah, it was getting pretty crazy. She was like, she was jumping on it.
Starting point is 00:34:34 She was doing jungle gym. Yeah, it was gullas. That's crazy. Honestly, I think we all get a freebie if we're like either naked or porking on stream. Like, Prezo got completely naked. He forgot he was. He got drunk off soju and he walked to his bed completely butt naked.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Run fucking naked ass out. And he only got like three or seven days. He's so funny. That was so funny. Isaac you there? Isaac? Hello. Is that an all the time?
Starting point is 00:35:10 Isaac's watching the video right now. He's watching the video right now. He's beating his shit. Oh, let me guess DoorDash because his fat ass got to eat. Shut up! What were you doing? Come on. Leave me alone.
Starting point is 00:35:21 What were you doing? You guys started talking about fucking like Prezo and shit and I love. I ordered sushi. I already ate. No, what'd you order? What'd you order?
Starting point is 00:35:30 Tanner, I ate with you. We ate Chip. What do you talk about? Where'd you go then, huh? Be honest. I went to go pee. I just told you.
Starting point is 00:35:35 No, you didn't. Okay. All right. You're not a lot of feedering the podcast. Sorry, I won't ever do it again. Can I go get water? Fucking bad. No, you sit down and you stay there.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Yeah, I mean, you can go get water. Yeah, go get water. Yeah, go get water. Yeah, go pee. Fine. Just yeah. Go everyone. I'm going to stay. Group chat podcast break. Only one people can like leave.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Only one at a time. All right. You leave right now immediately, young man. I'm staying. Oh, shit. Who was that? Hey, if you guys take 15 Motrin, it'll make all your headaches go away.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Okay, that is a lie. Do not listen to Yummy. You're not taking. Don't do that. It's a joke. Don't do that. Literally. No, that's a joke.
Starting point is 00:36:13 It's a joke. I just made a double on talk. I just made a double on talk. The real reason is if you have a headache, you drink gamer subs. It'll make it go away while jerking off. And then you don't get a jerk off. Have we talked about your Twitch fan? What were you doing?
Starting point is 00:36:28 You were jerking off on stream? It was on accident. Or it was on purpose. But I thought I was streaming on a different website. Right. Like he was playing like, he was playing, I think like roller coaster tycoon. And you could see like just a slight reflection of the camera. And like his arm was like doing this.
Starting point is 00:36:42 He was like, he was like, he was like, freaking. He's like, thanks for the bits. Thanks for the five months. Let's hope nobody's listening to this like in their car at a drive-thru right now. Yeah, like on speakers. Grunk got a cupcake. He got a cupcake somehow.
Starting point is 00:36:59 All you listen to home. Grunk got a cupcake. You don't eat those in one bite? Oh, you're a little kid. You're a little kid, baby. I like to say it. No. It's a little sugary piece of shit snack.
Starting point is 00:37:08 You guys do that in one bite? Yeah. I do that in two bites. You do you. You're little boys in the group chat podcast. Shut the four little boys. That the fuck. I eat those in one bite through the asshole
Starting point is 00:37:19 and then it comes out my mouth. I eat the paper. I know. I eat the paper. I eat the paper. Me when I can actually say it in a rope and joint. At work, there's a guy with a one piece tattoo on his neck. Tell him to grow up.
Starting point is 00:37:38 I was like, hey man. Couldn't help. I noticed him to watch a docu series. He's like, thanks, man. He probably saw one episode. He saw like three episodes. and he was like, I love this shit. This is great.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I'm going to tattoo this on my head. He said that he actually watches the new episode every Sunday morning. And I was like, that's so cozy. Aw, the Fort Church. That's nice. That's really nice. I still wouldn't tattoo that. I bet God isn't proud of his tattoo on his neck.
Starting point is 00:38:05 I think he's going to hell. I'll be 100% on us with you. Would you get a tattoo? Yeah, but not anytime soon because I don't know what I want. I don't know if I already said this. Get the Yami logo. Get the Yomi logo tattooed on you. Forever and ever.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I would. Yolgo. Yomi logo. Okay, get com tattooed under your eyes. What do you mean what I really? Like, C-O-B? That'd be hard. C-O-B.
Starting point is 00:38:28 C-O-B. C-O-B? C-O-B. Certified orang-tang boy. C-O-B. There's an earthquake. Grunk? I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Are you okay? I really was... I would get my logo. I mean, would you guys get your logo tattooed? Absolutely. I don't think about it. Why? Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Wait, what is your logo? None of you guys have logos like mine. I have like just my face. No one has a good logo. My logo was literally, it was drawn in MS. It took me like 30 seconds. Now, I have a good outline version of my logo.
Starting point is 00:39:05 What I would get tattooed on me, I think are the glasses. Like, it's very small in somewhere. Hey, go. That'd be cool. No more. Not that fucking penguin. You know what I would do?
Starting point is 00:39:14 What would you do? I would tattoo elephant tuss going down my thighs all the way down my thighs. And then you know what that trunk is? Your little wiener. The GTA where it's like the the pig's assholes your belly button. You know what I mean? I've seen people
Starting point is 00:39:28 like a pig looking behind him. Someone literally did that with Peter Griffin. It's like cut here. You know like a little Trevor D. Oh yeah. Classics. Classics. I would. That would be kind of funny. If we try to get
Starting point is 00:39:43 some GTA tattoos. Listen. Wait for the sixth one to come out. We already got the six one. Larry's got the six one. Yeah, he's already out. Larry already downloaded the off the source code of the guy leaked. I'm going to be 21.
Starting point is 00:39:57 And that officially comes out. When is they releasing? Jesus. You're not going to be 21 next week. Coming out of. I'll drop it sometimes when I'll see what I'll talk to the people. What? I do have a, I do have a working version of it.
Starting point is 00:40:12 He does have a working version of Gt-A-6. I hope they show up to you guys. Shut out. He does. He got off Reddit. He does. I saw him play it. It was actually insane. Why don't you delete it? Why would I delete it? I don't know if that's like...
Starting point is 00:40:25 He's like out on your computer. ...bearded ass face. Why? What's going to happen? I don't know if that's good to have on a computer. I don't know. How do you even like... How do they tell? Like, oh, I...
Starting point is 00:40:34 You just did it again and you know you did it. What? What? How are you? How are you? I need to go poop. I'm pissed. I'm so mad.
Starting point is 00:40:42 What the fuck? Why is he leaving again? Isaac's like saying things to people... He's like the most... He's like half-assing this podcast. Yeah, he loves that. He's working part-time on this. He's working part-time job.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Wegman's at his full-time job. That's weird. That's you. That's you. All right, Greg, he's around. So what's going on? You got to, any plans for that?
Starting point is 00:40:59 I am 18 soon. You're going to get drunk? What's your big birthday? You're going to get drunk? Riggedy wrecked. I'm just going to hang out with friends at my house. Oh, maybe,
Starting point is 00:41:06 maybe like, uh, bonfire or two. Aw, bonfires are sweet. That's so fun. We had one, um,
Starting point is 00:41:13 a few weeks ago. Like, I just want to warn you, grunk. When everybody turns 18, like, the night you go to sleep and you wake up and, like, you're 18, you get, like, really, really depressed. Like, really, really, really, like, badly depressed. I'm expecting it. I mean, like. What?
Starting point is 00:41:30 What do you mean, man? I would not let this bring me down. I'm not going to lie, dude. I felt good for, like, the first, like, month I was 18. And then after that, I was like, fuck. My life is over. I'm 18, dude. I'm not excited.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Like, you could die and like, who'd care. I'm not gonna lie. I forgot when I was 18. Like, if, it flew by so fucking fast, I'm 19 now. Like, that's so good to say. But, at least for me, it flew by so fast. I didn't have a second time about being 18. I was in a friend.
Starting point is 00:42:00 I was in the car with my friend, and they were like, they're like, oh, my goodness, you turn 18 in like two weeks. And I was like, like, it was like, boom, you know? And I was like, oh, my God, you're right. Like, that hit me like a truck. And it's like, um, dang. You know? Dang boy. You still breathe the same air, brother?
Starting point is 00:42:18 I know. I know. A little bit wiser. Some things are going to change. A little older. When's your next video coming out? A new topic. Hmm, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Okay. Yeah, keep crying, dude. Shut up. You fucking sleep all fucking day and go to bed and fucking fuck you. Yeah, me, I put a video and then send him. This guy wants my footage more than a crack addict once a cradding. There is a puzzle piece part of my video that requires yummy. footage. And I ask him every
Starting point is 00:42:46 day on like the, when the call strikes 12 noon. No one, let's hear you're here. Let's hear you're here. Yomi, are you going to do it? You're going to do it? Give him footage. Oh yeah, when is that next year? Stop giving it already. I've seen footage. Just the first time I've had, I've been in a call with Yami since last podcast. And ever since last
Starting point is 00:43:04 podcast, I've been asking so politely, you make me feel like the most annoying guy in the world. I wake up and I'm like, I'm going to have to talk to him again. And he's going to fucking roll his eyes and hate me. Okay, I'll give you the footage if I post the video first You shout me out I already did, it's in my fucking script, it's in the video
Starting point is 00:43:24 You gave me a handy under the table I already did that, what I do it again? Another one, another one another one another handy, another handy job A group one, a group one and we film it and then we posted on a Patreon exclusive like only fans type deal All right, fine, fuck it, whatever Just please give me the Google Drive, you have it all played, I know that I don't.
Starting point is 00:43:45 You're lying. You're lying to my friends. Swear to God, where is it on your computer? I have a SD card over there. I haven't even touched. And then I have one that is plugged into my computer. And the one clip is the only one I've looked at.
Starting point is 00:43:57 And that's what I say you. But I'll look through all of it tonight. Don't look through all of it. I just need like literally like three minutes, not even. Anyways, guys. How long is your video? How long is your video? My video is 25 minutes.
Starting point is 00:44:15 That's good. That's too much. You got to cut it. Man, that's too much. You need to cut it. You need to cut it. You need to cut it.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Gang, gang, gang. A little sneak peek on my videos that I talk for pretty much the entire time, you know. That's cool. It's like a documentary. It's like, where is it, uh, 91? Like what you didn't? Just talking. You always talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Starting point is 00:44:34 I got suspended on Twitter. Okay. Like, is everything about YouTube? Yeah, he said he was going to kill all men. I said I was going to kill an all men. What's like being banned on two social medias at the same like, like, I feel like at peace. Like I don't even care anymore at this point. I feel really good.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I feel like he tweeted like 20 hours ago. I'm just like, I missed my old Twitter or whatever. No, I tweeted this on my alt. No, I tweeted this on my alt. I said, I deleted that shit. I missed my main. It was 58 minutes ago. What did you tweet out before that?
Starting point is 00:45:06 Like me watching NFL on Twitch and I said, why people vibe? White people vibe No I said Wide people Wide people Wide people It is an emote What
Starting point is 00:45:22 See they should get rid of Twitch That shit's ass, bro When the Steelers score a touchdown You put in a wide people Live Oh my Five Yep
Starting point is 00:45:30 Is that's why he looks so happy He's like Yeah he's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like
Starting point is 00:45:35 He's like we will uh... Oh, I'm still watching it. It is 23 to 14. Go Browns. Are they allowed to stream? Does every team do that? The who?
Starting point is 00:45:50 Bill's do that. I think we're talking about, what were we talking about with our Uber at one point? There was an Uber who was asking about like the hockey. We're like, oh, no, we don't watch hockey. No, we don't watch hockey. Like, something about. Oh, y'.
Starting point is 00:46:05 I was like, I was like, I watched the Bill's game. Bill's Mafia. I was like, oh. Bill's mafia. He was like, oh, yeah. That had to be in New York, right? What? Was that in New York?
Starting point is 00:46:18 This was here. This was here on an Uber. You've been in New York, Tanner? Yeah, I've been with him. Yeah, we brought him. When he came up in our core, that video of his feet, we went to New York. Mm-hmm. That's what we were in Jersey, and then we went to New York.
Starting point is 00:46:33 And then I went to the bathroom stall with Larry, and then we saw a naked homeless guy in a stall. Yep. Twice. You don't pee in Penn Station. You do not. If you have to shit in Penn Station, you don't. Which we did twice.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Listen, for the people... For the people watching this on YouTube, in the comments, say... No, don't move. You have me as a big pimple on this, gin. It's white. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Everybody's comment, don't pee in Penn Station. This is for all my pimple popping gays and more people out there. I thought that was like... Guys, by the way, audio, let's just, it's not a real pimple. It's a giant white sticky thing and it's stuck on my face.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Oh my god, you have a red dot now. It's gone. I just made, I was ASMR's fucker there. Yeah, guys, it's not a real pimple. Don't be grossed out. Sorry. Is that something that people get grossed out about? It's a fucking pimple. Yeah, I don't like pimples, man. Are you for real? I like squeeze those.
Starting point is 00:47:30 They're disgusting. Dude, I had one of my chest. Okay, people that watch, it's a little weird, but just pop the pimple. I couldn't do that. I popped the pimple on my chest, and I like playing with it. I'm like, I put in my fingers. Dude, my dad used to watch that fucking pimple doctor. The one who is a free.
Starting point is 00:47:45 He's a pimple doctor. Dude, they popper. The biggest fucking pimples. It's like a jar of manis flying out of the back. They have like a brown little like meteor and they're fucking like, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. It's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:01 It's like, dude, it's like a bowling ball sized. It's like a bowling ball sized under your skin. And they're like, I love my job. And they take a knife and go. And they're, and they squeaky. it out and then it put on a knife and it's all over on some toast and eat the toast.
Starting point is 00:48:14 The end. This is really disgusting. Have you guys ever seen a cow zit? Oh, that's a, that's a, that's a cyst. That's a cyst.
Starting point is 00:48:22 No. A cowzit? A cowzit? A cow zit. I watch those videos where it's like a big fucking bubble and they like cut it and go, it's big red and fucking off. Yami is like malfunctioning.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Oh my God. It looks at the inside of an eyeball. Like it's so. Attention. Attention. You know me saluting the, um, Tanner. Attention.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Attention. I'll be at the NFL games like this. I'm taking knee. Hell no. If someone say Eddie, so I can put my hand down. Eddie! Okay. I'll be at the NFL games like.
Starting point is 00:48:55 I'd be at the NFL game. I'd be at the NFL games like, nope. I'm sitting down. I ain't. I ain't so losing. I don't know. Hell no. Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance. La La La La La La La La La La La La Please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance. Larry, delete that, please. I can't even look. This is Patrick Star. Let's look.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Larry put it like a big giant pimple bubble Boiled like dirty bubble challenge in the chat. Everybody's looking at it. I'm not looking at it. I'm not looking at it either. Get like a thousand. Get the paddle ball. One million, 276.
Starting point is 00:49:40 3,323 times in a row. I don't know. That's funny. I love saying the Dirty Bubble Challenge. Dirty Bubble Challenge. Like the floor at a public gas station bathroom challenge. Okay. All of our listeners at home record yourself. No, I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Don't do that. No. All the auto listeners at home, go to your local 7-Eleven, find a piece of gum on the floor, scrape it off and eat it. No. I got a year. Escape all the gum. What did you say, drunk?
Starting point is 00:50:09 I got a Yahoo at 7-Eleven before the podcast. Chaga Chugga group. You always get like mystery drinks from anywhere. You know who's not a mystery drink? I've never had You. I've never seen. I've never had Yu-Hu is so good.
Starting point is 00:50:21 This is my first Yu-Hu. Ever? Ever? See, I ain't the real. It is okay. Fair Life chocolate milk is better, but. Shout out. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Yes, sir. Shout out. It is fair life. I'll be real. Fair life chocolate milk is pretty good. That sounds like a white people vibe. I took a swig out of it and I was like, Look who's talking.
Starting point is 00:50:38 My bad. white people vibe while people would be like who's talking my best I love Fairfield Chockey milk I love Fairfield chocolate milk I've never had Fairfield milk or whatever
Starting point is 00:50:49 Shut up the bills Shut up the bills just scored Imagine imagine Youhoo but better consistency When you When you move in with us Which is definitely gonna happen one time I don't know
Starting point is 00:51:02 Probably never knowing you Watch me whip You think I want them We have seen this far That's all we drink Dude, have you seen this fucking ass? What? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:51:12 What about the guy who made the whipped nai? This is a... Because he went to prison. Yeah, his... His household got leaked. Why are we talking about it? Can't blur this. Why didn't he call a plumber?
Starting point is 00:51:24 Silent toe. His household was leaking. Wait, he went to prison for real, for real? He killed his cousin with an axe, didn't he? Yeah. Why? Somebody? Because he got beef, bro. You don't understand the streets.
Starting point is 00:51:36 You don't know. With his cousin, man. With his cousin? That's normal. He whipped and naneate and then he hacked and chopped up. He's like, what's me whip? And he like put it up his ass and that was the end. Dude.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Bleak me like, he did what? No, no, no, no, no. I think the only reason got demonetized at one time because we said something in the first like four minutes. I think it was my fault. Who did you say? The boogeyman.
Starting point is 00:52:05 I said something real bad. We said titty milk in the first day. seconds. We did. That's exactly what it was. So you can't say that, I don't think, in the first, like, minute. The boogeyman is underneath my bed. I think in the first, like, few minutes, we said come, titty, something, everything. And we might have. Yeah, that's true. Is there any other, there's a lot more drama we could talk about?
Starting point is 00:52:23 Okay, what else? It doesn't even matter anymore. Did we even talk about the chess stuff? There was things up someone, someone's something. Maybe, right? That's what they thought. Possibly. It's like the world's best chess player of all time ever, supposedly. Lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a novice, grandmaster.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Because the kid's young. The kid's like pretty, pretty fucking young. What? Wait, what is this? What is the chess? What is the highest chess ranking? The kid? Grandmaster, I think.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Millionaire. Bidillionaire. I think it is grandmaster. Wait, what is this about the chess players? What are you talking about? Someone allegedly got caught cheating by using. Oh. Do we say Grandmaster?
Starting point is 00:53:04 But basically. Is that it? Magnus Carlson, Grandmaster, yes. GM. He's like the number one. He's GM. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Right? He went up against this kid. I forgot his name. Apologies. And I don't give a fuck. Basically resigned because he was like the kids cheating. He didn't say that directly, but he said it in,
Starting point is 00:53:21 kind of indirect. This is what you were saying indirectly saying that. No, he lost. I thought the first time. Like straight up or no. First time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:28 It was like the first loss in like seven months. Magnus lost for the first time and he was like he's cheating. Yeah. Like maybe sore loser much? Like. So, you know, dude, people are so, like, convinced this guy is the chess god.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Like, they are convinced. Like, Magnus is? Yes. He always looks bored. I don't know. He lost, man. He lost. I don't think he even has gotten anymore.
Starting point is 00:53:48 I think there's a new winner in town. Oh, yeah. I just pissed off like, I just pissed off like 20 people. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The other kid who he said was cheating. His, uh, is it his trainer, like, known for cheating from like, back in the day? I'm not too sure.
Starting point is 00:54:04 What? The kid. Yes. The kid. kid he had a previous um he's a cheat online like he's a chi oh test online so that's why they're also suspecting well maybe he has and that's just for you all right the most news you're gonna get is somebody putting in there now if you really want to see you go to chat and look up and it's all like on yeah yeah you have to believe that oh i hope you're happy to censor me i hope you're happy
Starting point is 00:54:36 Here, this is a picture of Magnus Carlson and AV can put it, or not AV, Cam can put it in the video. We already have two instances of anal beads. I said AV because it looks like AV. Okay, anyways. What? Yeah, dude. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:54:47 What do you mean? What? Shut up. Damn it! Sorry, pass interference. No, I saw a flag. I saw a penalty. I saw a flag.
Starting point is 00:54:57 And like, the reason it said too many men on the field, I laughed so hard. Dude, shut up. too. Ah. Oh, L, L much? L a lot.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Is there any other the drama we can talk about or is that just I have a D in calculus? It was pretty much that was all the run down. You got a B in calculus? A D.
Starting point is 00:55:17 A D? I have like a 65 Wait, what happened to that quiz you thought you ate? What? No. I did the opposite
Starting point is 00:55:25 of a quiz that I thought I asked. I thought you started understanding calculus. I did, but the quiz before that I failed. So that's just flunk.
Starting point is 00:55:33 So next was you just do better. So you know how there's summative and formative grades? What? There's what? Summatives like grades are like tests and informatives are like homeworks. No. Yeah. I dropped out.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Okay. Well, summative. Summatives are like tests, big grades, like projects, test, that stuff, assessments. And then formative grades are like homework, class work, stuff like that. And normally in classes, it's like a 60, 40 split for summatives and stuff. And then, um... I'm listening I'm still here
Starting point is 00:56:09 I'm that guy I'm an audience I'm holding off a sign Well The summative in that class Is worth 80% Instead of 60s so Wait is the sum of the
Starting point is 00:56:20 Yes So you could do a million billion homework assignments So you're still gonna have what you do Yeah like literally You don't have to do a single homework For the whole year And you can walk
Starting point is 00:56:30 Pass one test I'll be real That's like college classes like I like didn't do a whole lot of my homework and I made I passed a test and I still passed with like a B minus or something it was fucking easy I got some ass in school I'd be working my little ass off cheated my way through homework and for why you never went to school once hmm hmm didn't you drop out weirdo didn't you drop out you drop out you drop out I dropped out of college I need yeah me too Larry you dropped out I graduated no
Starting point is 00:57:02 Larry grew up to high school. I was at my graduation. No, he had a graduation. He graduated being a... I thought that was really weird. Larry in a gown seems like a really funny sight to see. I imagine it like dragging on the ground. He's like walking like this.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Yeah, he's like walking against the palm. He was walking up to the Pope and the sleeves were over his hands. Yeah, the Pope. The Pope was there. Yeah, we invited the Pope. Does the Pope even speak? Ah, job, I job, Larry. No, the Pope is like,
Starting point is 00:57:30 Dude, the pop's whispered in my ear. He spoke 30 years ahead. 30 years. What does that mean? What does that mean? You're going to hear what he said in 30 years? You're going to wake up to him talking to you. It's like a memo in your head, man.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Let's talk about the Pope real quick because I do think his dawn of reckoning is upon us. What does that mean? What did you say? He took a lot of floor skin without asking. That's what I heard. He did. He's got some in his purse. And his little like wallet, his rich wallet.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Speaking of a Ridgewallet, we are sponsored We're not No, we're not sponsored by prison wallet We are not sponsored by Prison wallet Everybody getting clear We all turn around We can hold in our prison wallet
Starting point is 00:58:17 It's a Ridgewallet It's like a flabjack Realistic like up close It's like a Oh Oh Oh Oh
Starting point is 00:58:23 Oh Oh Oh What do you mean by that Isaac? Are you talking about What do you mean about that? What the Pope do?
Starting point is 00:58:34 She's gonna fucking die Like any day he's old as dirt Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, so when we should look about the queen dying, it's like the funniest fucking joke on the earth. Yes, we're American. But the Pope who's like, like, okay is fine? Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:46 There's a difference between the Pope and the queen. There's zero difference. They're both like British and weird. What do you mean? Who cares about the Vatican City nowadays? Does you guys know that? I can't wait for your mother to watch this podcast, Isaac. I think Hawaii.
Starting point is 00:58:59 No, no, no, listen, David Beckham is top G of the week. Did you guys know that? What did David Beckham do? Why is he top G of the way? Why is he top G as far out? He's banned. Andrew Tate's band on every single fucking social media ever. How did you find out that David Beckham?
Starting point is 00:59:15 David Beckham's top G of the week because he waited with the common people of England to see the queen for 14 hours. Wait, David Beckham? Yeah. David Beckham is top Ging. Oh my God. Because he waited for the slowest, very own the world. Where's Tanner going? David Beckham is top G of the week.
Starting point is 00:59:33 That's my cologne. You looked up who David Beckham was and saw some Colon and said, oh, wait. I said my colloons name was Beckham. I was like, wait. He is top G of the week. Larry, I'm going to come up there and hurt you bad.
Starting point is 00:59:55 See, it comes out. I'm not crazy. Okay, welcome back, guys. We're back, folks. Dude, technical difficulties. Five step. 100 hours. We had a technical difficulty.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Stander's not typing out a timestamp to cut out currently. We're fine. Anyways. The carpet at the group house is all ripping up from the inside out. Thank you for changing the topic so smoothly. Can we talk about the big thing we've been laying on? Oh, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:29 So I don't even know if Grunk. knows like any about this or you yummy you guys don't know but we I don't think I know you laid on it oh I know so I ordered a carpet no I go well I bought a rug best that's not important I bought a seven foot bean bag thinking that it was going to come with beans in it oh what a fool I was for buying it for a hundred dollars it was a seven foot bean bag cover and I then took on the responsibility to fill it with beans so I ordered beanbag filling and I accidentally ordered at first $250 worth of memory foam
Starting point is 01:01:08 to put in the beanbag I didn't know it was memory foam because I was like just waking up and I was like I want to fix that. Can you put that in? Huh? Can you put that in too? Yeah, you can.
Starting point is 01:01:19 So I put it in and it was like as flat as a pancake and I'm like fuck. So I spent another $600 on memory foam and like some beads and I have made probably one of the coolest biggest beanbags ever. The thing is the most comfortable fucking thing.
Starting point is 01:01:36 You sink in, it's like a cloud bag. It's like you sink into it. It's how much I'm saying? It's like bread. In total on top. Sink it to it like gum. It was, I think, around 8.50. That's like about what you would pay
Starting point is 01:01:48 for one that's already like made for you. I don't know. A seven foot one. You think so? My six foot one was 500, 600 range. Did it come? Did you have to?
Starting point is 01:01:59 Like, we had to fill it up. The pictures. I'll, send some pictures in chat after. Mine was... It was such a mess for like three days. Dude.
Starting point is 01:02:07 But it was so worth it. It was so worth it. The final moments... Like blocks of memory foam? Or like what? It's shreds. It's like cut up. It's like...
Starting point is 01:02:15 It's shreds of memory foam. There was so much memory foam. Yeah, I mean, I'll send you a picture. I'll send you a picture. I'll send you a picture. I'll send it. What color is it? Gray? What, the beanbag is black.
Starting point is 01:02:27 It's black, fuzzy. It's so fucking comfy. I'm gonna put in my room when it's done. It is. I'm teleporting over there right now. Oh my God. Whoa. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 01:02:38 That's just the auto response message. That's not even grunk. It's just his auto response. I have to go to bed, guys. Yeah, you know what? It is an hour or three minutes. We can, we can wrap this up. We need a pretty good job today.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Don't forget about September. Don't forget about September. Go buy some milk boobs. Shaker cup. Use code group or I'll, I can't even say what I'll do to myself. 10% off, I swear to God. 10%. Let's use some code groups this week.
Starting point is 01:03:02 September, there's crazy stuff going on. Mommy milk or cups. Can we try and sell two cups? Let's get two cups sold and we'll do something crazy. We'll do something crazy for the next episode. Sounds like a pun. Cubs being sold. We'll do something crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:16 We'll do something crazy. That we will. That's a big T promise. That's a deer pain promise. That's a deer pain promise. That's a deer pain promise. Let's bro fist this out real quick. Let's cut it.
Starting point is 01:03:28 All right. Goodbye guys. Code group 10% off

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