The Group Chat - #26 - This House Is Crumbling… 🤬

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

We ALL HATE EACHOTHER!!!! WE CAN'T STAND LIVING TOGETHER ANYMORE! TANNERS POOPS WITH THE DOORS OPEN LARRY NEVER PUTS AWAY THE MILK AND I'VE NEVER SEEN WHAT THAT ISAAC GUY EVEN LOOKS LIKE!Come Watch the YouTube for All of us together being goofy!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat. No, no, no, no, no. The guest does not say welcome back. Oh. Oh, the guest does not. Welcome to you. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen of the group chat podcast episode 26. 26.

26. I didn't keep. Oh, nice. We're about that age where we're going to get kicked out by her parents if we don't get a job and move out of the basement. Oh, shit. We have to get like insurance when we're 26. We haven't paid. That's real as fuck.

I'm not going to, do we need insurance? Dude. Yeah. Yeah, I'll break your leg and you'll need insurance. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, have we paid rent at all? No. No, no, no, no. I haven't paid a damn dime.

I haven't paid a bill in my life. Are we? Who cares? If this goes down, then I'm going to... Dude, is he really going to come over here and tell us to get all our stuff out of this house? Nah, he can't move all that shit. That's way too much. Dude, exactly.

Yeah, I want to do all that. Mm-mm. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back. We are... We're joined by a special guest. Sorry. I just...

I want to mention really fast that there... is an awesome last deal for September with GamerSups. That's what I was going to say. If you were going to buy any sort of tub, you get a free Wifu Cup with it. Using our code group, 10% off.

I'm not going to say only using our code group that that happens. Yeah, only. The only code in existence is code group. The only group that works right now. The website's broken and actually code group is the only thing that works. If you're watching this right now, please go and tweet out at us a video of you asking your dad to

say code group and we will rate him on Twitter. How about we just... The next intro will be... Yeah. One of those. One of those. Whoever has the dad to most of dad likes.

That's a good. My dad left me when I was eight years old. Well, that sucks for you. Cap. F-R-E-E, that's not free. No, that is... Stop the cap. That's real.

That makes no sense. He left you at eight years old, but then he ended up driving you all the way to Tennessee. Yeah, I think he felt bad or something. Maybe like guilty. That entire... Yes, he did.

That, like, 18-hour driving. We split. We split. Like 20 years. Yeah, he was like, sorry for being gone for 15 years. Here's a 15 hours we could spend together. Wait,

didn't you like share a bed with him too in a hotel? You share a bed with him? Didn't you share a water bed? No, no, we didn't. You like cry to him at night. What did the thing about this so, right, buddy? I swear you shared a hotel.

No, we were going to get a bed on the side of the road. I got to have a mold mattress. You were going to sleep on a old mattress? We met a nice homeless guy who was going to, like, let us sleep with him. But instead we went to a hotel because I forgot that those. existed and then um terrible yeah two-bed bedroom hotel we slept separate that's the question would you sleep with a homeless man or a luxury hotel in today's today's

hypothetical would you rather sleep with a homeless man or in a hotel how about a homeless man in a hotel how about you you treat him to something nice for once yeah what if would you rather treat a homeless man to his first ever continental breakfast hosted by marriott hotel but what if the homeless man had to host you so you had to like go into the homeless man's like area like the alley way like the garbage can. It gives you like a couple of crackers and a pigeon. Yeah. Okay. You could get a free room to yourself but all you have to do is play

monkey on the bed with the homeless man. Would you do it? Monkey on the bed? It's only one around of monkey on the bed. It just ends when there's another monkey. I don't know like you know like jumping back and forth between the couch. One little monkey. What's a little monkeys? I don't know. I have no idea. It's two little monkeys jumping on a bed. One fell off

and barked his head. Yeah, that's just like a nursery run. That's not a game. Oh yeah. It's a game. It's a game. It's a game. everything was homeless people's games dude have you ever talked to one i got a i got a weird question to ask you guys ever seen that version of uh johnny johnny but it's a guy and the dance with the guy sucking the other guy's dick what the hell are you talking hypothetical what hypothetical what are you talking that is not a hypothetical it's a video it's not even a question video it's a guy was like red pink hair and the other guy and they should have that to

yourself man larry's like i have a hypothetical there's this video of a guy sucking a dick and Johnny Johnny. Those who know, they're going to be like, Larry, I know that video. I'm like, yeah. Even if you do know it, act like he don't. So he's like, he's like, he's like, no, please.

No, I love weird. Don't make you look weird. It's like horrible. We got arrested. Oh, oh, wait. Did you spoil that though? No, today was a little silly, silly day.

I'm not going to spoil too much just because it's going to be for a video. But really quickly, I want to just say shout out to the person at Home Depot, who asked for the YouTube channel and I said the group chat podcast It's not even a real

You got no bag The dude was ringing us up And we had a whole bunch of shit on the fucking cart And he's like you want a bag And I was like yeah And he's like what's your YouTube channel And I was like the group chat podcast And then he never gave us a bag for the stuff

And Isaac gets to the vanies We bought spray paint Duct tape nails Roe four hammers Hammers saws Two saws A shitload of wood Water's a lot of paint

Larry tried Acidproof bucket Yeah And acid We tried buying a lot of So I had a marker And we rented a van A 14 floor form

Yeah Yeah 23 news That's fentanyl What You can buy Fattenol Bang up there

Dude are you good Bang bang You can't buy fentanyl At home I heard almost all the cocaine In Cleveland Ohio right now Is laced with fentany

And nobody can use it For the next half a year So Oh no Whatever will they do Maybe not to cocaine Thoughts? Drug addicts? Thoughts? Just stop. Gambling addicts, don't stop. Keep going.

My friend lives in Cleveland and his catalytic converter got stole yesterday and he's pissed about it. Oh my God, that's a real scam. Tell me what a catalytic converter is. I thought about this. I thought about this. What if someone went to a water tower and just put HIV in a giant water tower and killed everybody and gave them all HIV. Well, you don't kill anybody. I feel like HIV is just a dormant thing.

Yeah, you won't kill anybody. You'll just have HIV and nobody want to be in. I don't, yeah, I think if it turns to AIDS or something. You can trap it if you hold it tight, it's getting your body. Mm-hmm. You can hold it to have it forever. You just cut it out. It's too easy.

It's too easy. It's too easy. Come on, man. It's so easy. It's so easy. Come, man. What is that from? I know that.

It's LeBron. It turns to like a TikTok audio. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's a TikTok audio. It's like when the Titanic starts singing and you tell everybody to go around to the other side of the Come on man, it's too easy. There's a zombie apocalypse and you bite all the zombies to turn human.

It's so easy. There was a really funny one that we saw where the guy was being chased by a wolf and he's like, when you're being chased by a wolf but you realize their dogs, you tell it to sit. Come on, man. It's too easy. Come on, man.

It's too easy. It's so stupid. It's like the things you don't really think about. I love that audio. That's like one of my favorite ones right now. Yeah, that's, that's peak right now. Nick does it well. Nick, you do it good.

Nick does it good. He did it really well and really loud and then like a sushi parking lot, like a small town sushi parking lot. Larry was, we all finished eating and Larry was like doing the gritty in the street. All I heard was from a like a mile of one, mile away.

It's too easy, man. It's too easy. It was like a coach. It was like hyping me up. It's too easy, man. Come on. You just have to put like a little bit of base and umph into like the easy. You just got to make a whole of passion.

You do like a good subtle like, come on man. And then you fucking charge up and you go it's so easy, man. Come on a year. Too easy. I want to hear it. Can you do yours? Is it drunk? It's too easy. It's too easy, man.

I think it's just because his family's asleep, right? Would they wake up? That would be really funny. Come on. It's too easy. It's too easy. It's too easy. It's too easy.

I left for like a minute and a half. You guys are still easy. It's so easy. It's so easy. Come on, man. It's so easy. Yeah. I like that.

It's so easy, man. Come on, man. Anyway. Fuck, I'm going to hug. Dude, that wasn't going to be a hand of us. That bit outside of the sushi place happened straight after. We had not only like probably an hour and a half worth of

hyper ironic memes for dinner. And then Tanner fed coyfish. Tanner, would you like to explain how you fed the coyfish? Well, they want to give us the actual food to feed to the coy fish for a dollar. Cannibal? No, no, no, though, like a food. Like a can of food. You gave him sushi?

No, I didn't give him sushi. I did not give them sushi. Coyfish? I ripped. I ripped ass. I just farted. Dude, I farted so hard in that fish. Dude, the coyfish was like swimming and they, oh, you see, like.

He's like. Start sucking the far out of his hair I'm not gonna lie Like Tanner also hadn't showered None of us actually shower We just got done working out So it was like an immediate smell of fart Like I don't know

It just project out all of the fumes Stuck to your sweat Yeah I had smelled like a tuxedo I thought Tanner like stumble forward a little bit Like push them out You were like I had swam for us It's like a tick

I can't do it's like it's too easy. It's too easy. He feigned. He fainting. He fainting. Nah. So I think it's important that we do mention TwitchCon for a second year. I was about to jump into that. Great. You want to, you want me to do it or you want to do it? We have to get Grunk's word count out. Grunk. You have to tell, tell the audience, tell the viewers at home,

what atrocity has happened happened in your car. Oh my gosh. Phone call. Okay, so I was driving home from dinner with my dad. I forgot about that. And just like, I don't know where. He's just like, so is Isaac gay? Who said that?

What? My dad, my dad was like, is Isaac gay? So how gay is Isaac? I'm like, assuming I was already gay. I just like, I could not stop laughing. Out of all people, he asked Isaac or he asked about Isaac. I'm right here. Like, what the fuck?

He did like a bunch of digging apparently on grunk on like me. And he was like, yeah, man, I'm proud of you. Like, you're not doing all this, all this other stuff. Like, yeah, I'm just like, didn't your dad call me like raunchy? Like, he called me really raunchy. Mm-hmm. And, uh, gonna watch this. But he might, I don't know.

Hey, grung, dad. I wasn't to you. I wasn't flipping your dad. Is your dad know who I am? Grunk's dad, I was not flipping you off. That was just what I do. I think, I want you guys to have a beer with my dad once. That'd be really funny.

I'll be over it. Come to my high school. graduation. I swear to God drunk, I swear to God. I'm on me mother's life. I will show up with a six-pack or a 12-pack of Budlitz or Bud or He's a Papps guy. Is he a logger guy?

He drinks Stella and Oh man. What the hell? Oh, wow. Okay. Larry. What is your comment on that, Larry? What is your comment on all that? Is that the no.

What is that? Dad, if you're watching this, I don't know what that is. Cocaine on your couch before. True. Yeah. Cocaine? Grunk's done to wine before. Like, I literally put down everything and called Isaac on my phone because it was so funny.

Like, it was so out of no way. It's completely out of the blue. It was just like a, I only mention that because right after we were asking Grunk's dad on the phone if he was able to go to TwitchCon, which we still don't know, but Twitchcon is a humongous possibility. Gentlemen, have we even spoken further about that,

by the way? Are we actually going? We're just lying to these people. It's like a one in four. Do we have tickets? Are we getting tickets? I don't know. I can tell you everything I know.

There is an Airbnb that's been waiting for us, apparently. Another is I was told to use someone's credit card to buy our flights. That's another. There's two.

We have from the fifth. Can you buy my Uber? What the hell is? Can you push the ladder and the safety best? Can you buy me a camera? Oh, also I heard the XQC is going to be at TwitchCon

so I will be there. Okay, yeah, that's the reason. Cool. XQC will be in the partner lounge with the 200 grand. My partner application is still in review. It is still in a review. That means you have to go as an affiliate.

Oh, affiliate lounge. Meow. Shut up. I'm like drooling out of their mouths. Me out. They're all smoking. It's a drinking like cheap booze. Grunk, we'll just get a, we'll get a Sharpie, grunk.

We'll get a Sharpie and color in purple. These skin tags? Probably. Yeah, and he have a giant purple badge that says partner. I doubt we just make one. That are cool. Like, actually, you wouldn't be in the partner lounge somewhere. No, he wouldn't know.

That's a huge lot. I'll tell you what we're going to be doing. We're going to throw a party. We're going to be, we're going to be chilling at the GamerSups booth for a lot of the time. We're going to be doing a lot of stupid stuff around there. Smoking booth. smoking weed. We'll be doing,

we're gonna rip a giant bong. Yeah. It's a huge fucking game or something. The liquid is gonna be gamer subs. You're gonna hit a gamer subs. Yeah,

you're gonna hit like gamers subs. Bong water. Yeah, hot dog water. The new gamer subs flavor. Yeah. I'll do that.

Trink it. It'd be so bad. It's gonna be like a slurp juice. Mm. Or a night. Yeah, no. TwitchCon. Twitchcon is a,

it's a pretty strong possibility. I think it's happening. I think it's happening. I think it's in a week in this point. I think it is. I would just, we have never had the conversation of how we're getting those tickets.

So. Yeah. It was kind of confusing though because even we didn't know whether we were or not. And it was very last second because this shit's happening like fucking next weekend. And we kind of didn't really know up until now. I'd say that whether or now we were going. Because we had a strong feeling we weren't. And then it should change. And now we are.

And we're going to be seeing people. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

So if you're going to TwitchCon, you'll maybe. You might see us. We'll have updates on social media. You'll have a glimpse. You'll know. You might catch a glimpse of us. The public announcement is you will know if we are there

off of our Twitters. So follow us over there. If you're not, follow it already, you're fool. And you might even end up in a video if you go to the game or some spout we can record you. We can record you without your consent.

You will not want to like it. We're going to get all your bad angles and post it online. Is you saying YouTubers at TwitchCon? That's kind of out of place. I'm a partner. I'm a partner. I'm a partner too. I think we're all partners here.

Twitch Street. This whole platform is shambles. I'm a partner on my side hustle. How about them? I'll stream YouTube. I'll stream YouTube. I'll stream YouTube on YouTube. What if you did a Twitch partner meetup and you like, you just told everybody like, hey, I'm moving to YouTube. Hey, I'm moving to YouTube. What is the website? Facebook gaming live? Anybody? What is it like, guys? We're going to be going to the last Twitchcon ever. Thank you. Honestly, I'm glad that cesspool is going down.

How is Twitch even alive still? It's after every thing. How is it like multi-billion, if not trillion-dollar corporation funding this, this fucking streaming platform going so. It's a money pit at this point. So south. Dude, if Jeff Basil's fucking woke up one day and saw like the number of the amount and puts money in and the whole community goes,

it's so easy. You know, it'll fucking grow. Nobody cares. We're little, we're little. It's actually really gross. It's gross.

Yeah. Like, I might have to get a job pretty soon. Yeah. That's how bad. I have to go back home. This whole operation is blown. Today, on other news about today real fast, we creeped a lot of people out, apparently. We did. During our video. You want to talk about that? Let's keep it as. I'll keep it as brief as possible. As vague as brief as possible. We were doing something at the park. And it just so happened that at that time, we had a white U-Haul van. We were building something

and then there was a children's soccer game that was getting made to start. Not a, not a children, multiple children's soccer games. The only children's soccer game. The only one that's happening in the whole part. And the entire state even. And let's just say that the sheriff showed up.

The sheriff showed up and he was like, what are you guys doing? The sheriff of the sheriff of Texas. The sheriff of Texas himself. Yeah. Yeah. It's Mr. Texas. No, Mr. Texas.

Mr. Dimidon showed up. You know what I said? He basically showed up and said that he had multiple. Multiple calls. He had to take down my identification and make a call in to check my background. Can I get an APB? He had five teardotooed teardrops. Five tattooed teardrops.

You know what that fucking means? He killed five people. Five people. Were they filled in? What happens if it's not filled in? Does that just mean wounded? No remorse. No remorse.

No remorse. I don't care. It doesn't need to be filled in. That's the kill list on your face. Yeah. Dude, that's savage. I have a killer. I have a killer.

It's on fall guys of people that I'm rivals with. Isn't it like random names too? Like, salty muffin like 316? I want to get up tattoo. I hate Blue Baboon 47. That guy's going down. Blue Baboon.

Whoa. Whoa. Anyway. Yeah, it was definitely a, I mean, dude, it was almost insulting. I mean, yeah, I get the suspicion and shit, but damn. We get the white van, dude. Get to know me.

Not to give away too much, but it just looked so fucking suspicious. Like, it looked bad. We were, except for me, I mean, most of everybody's wearing sunglasses. You were also. Isaac had like a mask sunglasses. I had the mask up for it.

The same way I did for the IRL podcast, I had to do it again for this video. And I guess maybe that looks a little shady. But at the same time, like, the sheriff called him Cairns. So that was pretty, that was. I guess I was freaking...

You know how it is. A whole bunch of Cairns in this town. I was like, whoa. Wow. I was like, officer, officer based. Yeah. Oh,

we should have made him Officer W. We should have recorded them. Officer good people. Officer good people. Officer W men. Officer 100 Riz came over. Officer Riz.

Like, can I have your officer number so I can put in good Riz for you? Can I have your Discord? Dude, shut up. Stop. Both of you. Everyone.

Shut up. God. Dude, yeah, he was good people for real. We should have made him do this. Too easy, man, for the intro to your video. Yeah, he actually hit the gritty for us, too. He showed me his penis. He did.

I was, oh, yeah. I love soft willy going over. I can't even say that, no, my. Can't say it. Why does your shirt say Germans? Oh, yeah, what's your shirt? Yeah, why don't you show us your shirt, buddy? Beers at home.

You're not going to believe what. atrocity I am looking at on my camera. It appears that it was not the Japanese, but the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor I roll emoji. We didn't give up. That's the thing. When the Germans... We actually...

That's how we got involved. We've yet to give up. We're still doing shit. We're still in different countries. They are still fayed us. We're still doing shit to other countries. The world hates us right now, but you know what? We are... America number one. You down, we up.

America number one. Dude, what's going on with like the world economy, man, and the social economic climate of the world? I heard my dad say that the stock market is in the shitter. It's so bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude, there's been like 100 billion red days for the past like a week and a half.

It's bad. It's a recession, I think. Not for me, though. I'm up. No, you're not, Tanner. We're both down, like, tremendously. You're up because you haven't made a contribution, broke ass.

It said $14 in my fucking ethereal. I thought it's an ethereal. It's an ethereal. whatever it's fucking called now. Yeah, he knows that he's like a bootleg coin. I bought the wrong coin. I got a theory. It's like 9,000%.

Yeah, just for reference, yeah, he put in 10 grand and that's what it turned into. It was a pump and dump scheme called ethereal. Wall Street Betts sold him. Yeah, Wall Street Betts said that if you put in with $10, you get $500 back. And he put in 10 grand. I was like, you kept trying to make me dumb more money. He was like, yeah, it's at a lowest right now. Put more money into it, man.

Yeah, and it kept on going up and then down. It's dipping. You'll know when to take your profits, kid, and you got to hold on until 2028. You have no money. You have zero dollars in your bank right now. Oh, I can talk about that. It's a good podcast.

That is a good podcast topic. You know what I'm talking about that? Ladies and gentlemen, that's not even crypto. It's just like real life tragedy. As you know, as you are a common viewer and listener of the group chat podcast, you know that there was a slight situation

where a Twitch streamer's bank account was quote unquote locked. And he asked all the streamer friends for money. That's how we already talked about that. Yeah, we did. I know. I'm just saying, remember that.

You know, good times. And then I shit you not. I think now five or six days ago, my bank account closed my account. Yeah, right. Terminated my card.

You just try to scam everyone. No, I'm dead serious. Were you with a local bank to where you lived before? No, no. It was, it is a nationwide bank. I'm not going to disclose what it is just because of

Wait a second. I realize what you did, Isaac. You pretended your bank account has been closed so that you can have everyone buy shit for you. Yeah, that's what I did. That's why I've been buying your dinners. Is that why you've been gambling? That's why you've been buying drugs?

Yeah, that's why. Oh my God. Dude, I'm going to. Kiss white open detective. Guys, I just got to text. My bank account closed my money. Remember when you gave me your card, your American Express card to buy a piece?

I guess what I did? I bought four cars and a Lamborghini. and now your debt, so get owned. My car, my house is closed. Guys, I need a house payment. I need a new house payment. But, dude, that's, that's, like, real. Like, I, I have zero dollars right now.

I don't know what I'm going to do for another 24 hours. All right, so use code group and Iza will get a fraction of that. Very small fraction. Yeah, and it goes into the bank account that is now closed, so don't bother. Hey, let me. I actually keep doing it in their mind. Let me get a little, let me give a little tidbit to people out there. If your parents open up your bank account for you,

when you're like underage and then you're an adult and they're still on it and your parents just tragically and horrifically die, you can't even access your money ever for the rest of your life. You might as well jump off a bridge. And you're still a baby. And you're still a

fucking baby. And you're still a fucking baby. You're always holding your fucking parents' hands. Might as well go suck on your thumb. Yeah. Is that real joint bank accounts? You're never going to lay a mouth on a single boom. I think they do freeze it for a certain period of time. I don't know how long,

but yeah, there's a lot of legal shit that goes into that. I don't know the specifics. It's not forever, but it's hard to access that money. Because my bank account, the time I started it, it was a student account because I was a student. And then when I turned 18, for some reason, it turned into a joint account. My mom never touched my money, but. Isaac, what was your major?

Joint account. I think it was a business management. How is it like just pairing colors and shapes together for homework? Yeah, tell me, tell me what's like, what did you do, drop out of college? You had like four and a half credits. I was in college at 16, Bozo. Before you were even 18, I was in college. I was running that shit.

I was here. It's not a humble brag. It's not a humble brag. I got a backwards account, joint. What? You got backwards joint? I got backwards. I got a blunt account.

Let me take into account my backwards joint. Dude, I was really going to college just to become a P.E. teacher. That would have been great. Honestly. That would have been so fucking sweet. You spent like $120,000 to make $40,000 a year. Dude, I'd be sitting on my ass drinking a beer and then going to school. Nick, what did you major in?

Is it chemistry? That's so sad. Your little letters and numbers. What is it like? Hydrogen number one. Go you. I hated chemistry. I don't know how you could ever ever.

I cheated my ass through chemistry. Ever. Chemistry, I don't know why, but out of all the sciences was like somehow the easiest for me to understand conceptually. Fucking physics is all like formulas and stupid shit. That's math. That's not even science. Biology doesn't make sense because like, I,

I can't, I don't understand it for some reason. And then chemistry, I just don't understand it a little less. In the, the boobah. Yitrium. Homogeneous. Homogeneous. Homosexual. Like, what is the difference ultimately between myosis and mitosis?

And explain that to me. Okay, so one of them has a T in it. I'll be, I'll be looking at the other one. Meiosis turns into four haploid, no, diploid cells and mitotal turns into two. Niplo. What you wish in. I think I might have gotten those mixed up. Well, you said dead, I thought.

I believe what you just said, Grunke. Those are the right words. They might just be under the wrong names. I'll be real, dude. Ever since school, like every year I remember this shit. Once I finished, I forgot every single thing about it. Moved on. Because school is fucking useless.

That's the thing about grunk. He's like he's still in school. It's all fresh in his mind, you know? I wish. He's all I remember when the country was founded. 1774, six. So get this. For that calculus,

which I took that I failed, I got a 60 on. it. Um, uh, he was like, okay, here we go. So we took that, we took that quiz week two of school. It's now week five or six. You said, we're, and he's like, okay, okay, we're doing retakes now. But the thing is, he deleted all the notes and homework. So I couldn't go and look back at and how to study for it. So then I failed the retake. So now I am back to square one with a 67 in an AP court. Sorry, bad, man. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Honestly, dude. Like, it's kind of weird how you're doing just like 100% test, zero percent homework.

That's just me. Yeah, you could do not a single bit of homework the entire year and get 100 on the test and walk out with an 80. Dude, my teacher in trigonometry had the best method for anything ever. And I think every teacher should follow. It was like 10% homework, 20% quiz, and then 70% test. But he would make the quizzes a million times harder than the test. And all the tests were multiple choice. And it was so fucking easy.

So if you were, if you even passed to the quiz at all, you were going to get 100 on the You want to hear something nuts? Yes. You want to hear some crazy about teachers? What? There are certain schools that teachers, teachers get paid. Well, obviously they get like a flattery, but they also get like a bonus if all they're like a certain amount of percent of students pass. That's real as fuck.

They're like car salesman. What? They're teachers. They're like car salesmen. That's what you're thinking in that brain of your. It's like an astronaut. It's like they have to look at meteors. The more they get, the more like...

With kids. They sell kids with an interest rate annually. If they get their kids to pass, they get a little interest cut, a little rate. Yeah, they get like a free vacation to like down the road at them all, like a group hunt. What would you do today? Well, last weekend, I saw Glave. Oh, yeah. He did see...

I don't know. Can glave go back. like that. Tytit Tylenol. Like that. If you look up to test me music video, you'll see me in the Zoom call. It's kind of funny.

But yeah, that was cool. He's, him and Alden, they're like giants. They're like as tall as Isaac. Fucking wild. Maybe even taller.

Yeah, Glave is fucking huge. Yeah. That kid is humongous. Alton is even taller, I think. But it's cool. It's, uh,

they're nice. They're friendly. Yeah. And this weekend in T-minus. 24 hours. Three, three more days. I will be 18 years old. Oh my God.

He's going to drink. He's going to drink. He's going to drink and drive. He's going to do everything in a fucking drive. He's going to do something crazy. No, no, no. She's going to buy a gun. I don't, I've never understood why anyone has ever wanted to, like, grow up.

Oh, wait. Like, nobody does. Like, that is fake. Grunk turning 18 is like New Year's Day except instead of the ball. It's like a. Hack of Newport's dropping. It's because freedom and getting away from like your parents, like their control is what everyone craves,

but with that comes having to actually grow up. And by the way, man, you got to fucking sign the selective service agreement. Oh, that's good to shit out of me, dude. We got to go to war, drunky. Got to go to war. Wait. Listen, I, Wait, what?

I may or may not, hypothetically speaking. Larry didn't do that. May or may not have signed a piece of paper that would draft me into war. That is against the law. I also said no. I said no. I signed that. I signed that.

I don't know if I signed to. I said no. Listen, here's the strategy, boys. If you're about to, if a war is about to happen, you have to get a woman pregnant as soon as you can. No, you move to like Canada or like Italy.

Well, and then you have to get a woman pregnant. Then you get a woman pregnant. Why? You have to get a woman pregnant. Why? I don't know because I think that there's like a tier list, like YouTubers go first and then Twitch viewers are second.

We contribute nothing to society and we have like no livelihood that's worth to anyone besides ourselves. If you're in college, you're like at the bottom of the list. Like, they want to keep you. They want to keep you. Yeah. They think that. They're going to be an engineer.

They want those working class boys. Rockefeller said back in a day when he helped fund the American education program that he won a nation full of workers, not thinkers. Workers, why he's a bitch. He's a business. He had all the money. Rockefeller was a ball of fanny, man. I don't beat the fuck out of Rockefeller.

Rock, a mystery. He said out. I'm a Rockefeller Street. There's not free workers, not thinkers. Go ahead, what you said? Oh. Something that is crazy is that, like, my majority of my teenage years are on the internet. That's bad.

That's like normal. That's, like, yeah, that's pretty normal nowadays. Well, like, I mean, like, I mean, it is normal, but I mean, like, in, like, content creator world. You just missed that window of, like, when it kind of became a normal shit. Nani? What is he talking about, guys? I was, I was saying. I was just saying that as like in the content creator world.

Like I got on S&P Live when I was like 14 or 50. You were 14 on S&P Live. That is crazy, dude. Yeah, back then Turner was 21. I was 18. Don't put fucking lies out there. There's the oldest one here. Are you 23 yet?

You old fart? I'm 22. Nick's the oldest one. Fuck you. Oh, yeah. Oh, Grandpa. Grandpa, you're ugly and fat, stupid. Make me like, I'm 23, so I'm to do my taxes and go to the gym and be a responsible.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go over the town. I have to go to the bank. Wait. Wait. I have to drive manual. Okay. I'm not going to rip it to you all of a sudden you need a manual car for today.

Rip it to me, man. Go ahead. Like spread Larry. Spread me wide, Nick. Go upstairs and have your way with it. Well, he has his mama. bring him food dead ass, even his fucking Camaro, bro. Literally leaves his house.

And forgets how to shut fucking cabinets, forgets how to close a damn fridge. Leaves the damn milk out overnight. You did that. He was doing everything, bro. He left the fridge wide open. The fridge was open and the milk was out. You're kidding.

He did. The fridge was wide open. Milk out. He fell asleep with all that. You're the final pillar that we're missing. We need. That one actually making me mad. I'm not going to lie.

I'd like in layering up against the wall by. throat. Dude, yummy, you have no idea. He recorded Larry was doing something stupid. I think he showed me the video. He put fucking food into the microwave watches it spinning, starts spinning, following the microwave

and then starts going around the fucking pantry, doing like how grunk does his videos and like where he like goes really close to things. And he leaves the fucking cabinet doors open. And who fuck, you know what happened yesterday? I fucking pulled out a Pop-Tart. You're digging into Larry, but I don't

damn mother, you love Mrs. Croft's food, bitch. You love that little. You love her food. You love her chicken. Larry's mom can cook the meanest. Dude, dude, yesterday, I was really fucking annoyed for like a half second because I didn't care. I go and I open up the fucking pop tarts. There's cinnamon pop tarts.

And apparently all the fuck motherfuckers that live here hate cinnamon pop tarts. Tell me how I pull out a cinnamon pop tart and it, only one falls out onto the floor and breaks. someone took out a cinnamon pop tarts what is that I ate it and put it back in the dust because you were gone for two fucking weeks Nick and you forgot over those two fucking weeks and you see

here's the right mind who does that you're a maniac I am fat I eat all the pop tarts I eat both as well I eat fucking both I only eat something right now no little rainbow sprinkle shit live right now

Now, who did it? Who did it? Tanner? Tanner's been smiling this entire fucking time. Look at him. You're lying, Tanner. You didn't ever do that ever again, Tanner. Hey.

If I wanted to do that, you bring it up to your room. I wanted a pre-workout. I didn't want two pop-tarts. I only wanted one. I wanted a pre-workout. Oh, my God. You're a fucking liar, dude. You're a liar.

You're a liar. Go ahead. And he just scared. He's like, that's all he just stared. He does that. He does. when he's guilty.

I look over to him. He's like sitting there and monster and he'll just pause and look. I look into the fucking bastard and there's like toilet paper rolled around wet, fucking soap up. I literally blow my nose

and I just put it in the toilet I don't flush it. I didn't use the bathroom. Are you the person who fucking pees and doesn't flushes in the house? No, that's not me. That's fucking anybody who goes downstairs.

It probably is, it's not me. I've peas and doesn't flush. Are you guys fucking a dump? Tanner, what else are you lying about, man? No, listen,

what does you lie about? When I blow my nose, I blow my nose, and I put it there, I don't flush. Because why do you need to flush it? Why you put it in this one piece of paper? We just one of understandable. You're not to fucking put it on the damn toilet.

Anyway, that's understandable. It's not on the toilet. It's in the water. It's in the water. It's in the water. It's in the water. I'm not going to waste water and ruin the planet like Larry. Thank you to Cricker Wireless for sponsoring these behind his podcast. We are not splashed by creak and wireless. Larry came at my neck.

Larry came on my neck. Larry came on my neck for being away. Larry came on my neck. It came in my neck for being away for so long. But let me just, explained that I had to go to the airport three separate times. And especially the last time, I go out of TSA, right? Now, I'm at this point pissed off because my flight's already partially delayed.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure, man. You're so pissed that you wait another week to get another flight. That's how pissed you are. I walk all the way towards where you can see the glass, right? Where you can see, like, the runway. And I shit you not. I just see a plane scraping its nose across the runway until it comes to a complete stuff. Yep.

So, that was my last flight. Oh, Yumi's house is getting broken into right now. There's actually an Ambolams. Ambalans. Maybe they're going to that plane that's still crashed at that airport because you crashed it. Nick ran out to the air traffic control tower

and he's like, oh, 9 or 9 or 2.10. We're going to have a safe landing for this plane right now. No one. No. No. 9 or 210. 2.10. Oh, no, no, God. 210. How are you holding to fake my cable rule right here? ball balling

You know what If this episode is going to be calling out What the annoying things are doing in the house Larry I hate me fucking I hate when you like Use a bathroom whatever You lock my fucking door And when I go I can't enter the bathroom

Same shit to me Yeah because you started it Tanner you locked my door That's a normal thing It's not I can't go look He's not being a big man I cannot go through that door

What He was using it Tanner think about it it. When you're down pooping, you unlock it. I don't,

what are you talking about? I'm talking about the both of you. I do. I've been unlocking Larry's room. Sometimes in the moment you forget it. I make sure.

No, you never do it ever again. Guys, it's like, you fix it right here right. Why don't you guys just not lock the door and implement something

called the knocking system where you ask. He's going to want to come in. He's going to want to see me. He's going to see me. He's just big weird. I'm always watching.

Poof him. It's happened before. I poop with both doors open once. Hannah, what are you going to do? You did do that. I'm going to like, La la la la la. Yeah, no.

Everybody needs to have a knocking system in that house because there's no locks on any of the door. There's only one lock and I'll tell you where the fuck it's too. It's to Isaac Wise. It's to Isaac White's throne. It's the royal fucking master bedroom with a bathtub, a shower, a fucking room clock.

A choozy. The side of a room. Two fucking sinks. He can wash both arms like this. And he has a lot of use. No, let me tell you something that I saw on the vlog footage that I thought was funny. Tanner, when everybody showed up to the house, Tanner was giving them a house store soon as they showed up.

So for whatever, he was just showing them in the house. Isaac's recording. And Tanner's like, this is my venture. I claimed it. And Isaac goes, ha, ha, ha, you can't claim the master. Isaac? I didn't claim the master. He was given to me.

It was handed down. hierarchy, rule of thumb. Who gave it to you? Who gave it to you? Who, do we just all agree? Or did we just take it? The landlord, the landlord himself, God Almighty, having above. What do you do?

I wish you to have the master visual. Yes, and I was like, thank you. As a new rule, you cannot lock your door. You actually, no, I have to do that. And you have to keep it open. And then what you got a raging boner, Tanner. I want to keep it a secret. Nobody has a boner in this house right now.

I'm not. I do need, what? Are you going to be like, The only one masturbating in the fucking house? Did we all get to use Isaac's room to masturbate? And that's the rule. We all got to Isaac's room. If he gets to have the master of it.

I beg, why masturbation room. The only rooms that legitimately have locks in them are the bathrooms. And Isaacs actually doesn't even have a lock. Yeah, it's just like a swinging door function. It is. It's like a fucking saloon. It gets to lock off the whole hallway, the whole compound.

Yeah, he locks the entire hallway down. Or his toilet. What do you guys got coming here to do? What's in here? What's in here for you guys? How about you be nice? I mean you be nice to us. Let me realize it.

Be a little real for once. Listen, I think personally, personally, this is just me. I feel like I've kind of like counteracted all of that whole hierarchy thing by making the world's like coolest fucking beanbag in the world that you guys all lay in and love. So I come home. These two dumb and dumber. You use like the bean bag as like a piece treaty. You said you're going to take that in your room.

You said you're taking that back into your room. At one point, if you guys see, You guys keep acting this way. I'm waving my finger at you. Oh, my lord. I'll turn this car around. I kind of want. I feel like in three days,

Grunk should be able to move into the master bedroom, and you should go to Grunk's house and stay with Mr. Grunk. I'll stay with Mr. Grunk. What the fuck are you eating grunk? Drink a beer, grunk. He's eating jello. He's eating jello. Wait, Grunk, he's not to drink beer.

Wait, no, that's 21. That's actually, that's a lot. That's actually, listen. Brunk, you can smoke cigarettes. No, that's 21. That's 21 as well. Yeah, they made it older. They changed it.

So now I got a Pussies for changing that. What is the point of turning 18 then? Like, there's no point. You can kill people. Guns, vote. Select a service.

You now are charges as an adult. License change. That's about it. Okay. So you can drive fast 11 and shoot people. That's about it. Cool. Sorry, bad day.

Yeah. You know me? I'm going to be real. Yeah. You know your bedroom that's just been like patiently waiting for you? and your bathroom over there.

Yeah. Sometimes me and Larry's like, you go shit so hard in that bathroom. Yeah. No, that's real. Why? I call it Larry. I'm like,

go to the Larry's room and I hear, yeah, behind me and I turn around. I'm like, hmm. What? What are you talking about? Why?

I was like, Larry, why do you shit in that bathroom? I take, I take my biggest shits in that bathroom. Why? Like the ones that I feel like

my tummy rumble. Jack and gel too long. Well, I mean, I don't care. Listen, we share this shit. I'm not going to fucking fix it on. I don't care. As long as you clean it before I get there and there's not like fucking giant black. We forgot.

We haven't flushed. It doesn't work. It's just a pile of shit. There's a pile of that toilet. But like the landlord didn't tell us that toilet is not flush. I've already pooped in it. I know it flushes. That's why it doesn't flush anymore.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you in a month, the toilet's going to stop. It's a mountain right now. It's a fucking mountain. It's got stiggy on it. Give me an upper decker from when I show up. Give me a little surprise. Okay. You don't know what an upper decker is?

No, what is that? The bus. The bus with the... Oh, the double-decker bus? Okay, yeah, give me a bus. No, when you take the top off the toilet and you shit in it, so when you flush it, it flushes poop water down into the toilet. Water.

You guys don't know about an upper decker? That's pee. Hell no. An upper decker toilet? An upper decker shitter. You poop. You open the toilet where the water comes from. and you either piss or poop in it

and you flush it and it comes into the bowl. Like from that clean water supply into the bowl. It comes in the bowl like you? Yeah. Comes in the pants like you all over yourself. Dude, that bedroom, by the way, that bedroom doesn't even shut, the one that I was sleeping.

The door doesn't even shut. Stop talking about poop. I'm serious. It doesn't shut. It doesn't shut. What doesn't shut? But it's fine because I'm going to have my desk in the media room.

Media room Media room Media Is that real How are we going to watch movies You're going to watch them Two setups who cares Also I'm just going to like

Watch the movies with you guys And turn off my computer And then sit down and cuddle with you So as long as there's room For P.O box openings That's my main There's gonna be way more than enough room For everything

The room's big But you guys are lucky You even have locks And shit on your rooms The house I had in Vegas Didn't have any lights upstairs Besides in the bathroom It was insane

No lights upstairs. There were no flips no lights And there was There was logs I think Where were the Herman Millers? Dude There weren't even light sockets

There wasn't wiring There was nothing It was so ass Sucked Logiteite You just had to have You just had to have We had a bunch of like

Standing lights and lamps and shit Yeah That sucks It's pretty goofy No logic Anyways Nick Herman Miller, you want to move like four inches to your left?

Where? That's just back to your left. On my left? Watch you're right. No, my left. Go back. I mean, sure. Yeah, look at those fun little bears.

I'm just home. Look at those other turrets. I bought Legos and they're really big. Airbricks are really cool. They are bear bricks. $20. Yep. Yep.

Toys R us went on a business. $30. They are hollow little. Yeah, grab one. Yeah. Grab one for the world. All right. By the way, Isaac, I'm not trying to talk over you.

I can't even hear you. sometimes the Discord's doing the weird muffled glitch on your thing. No, you're okay, you're fine. It'll sound good in post, maybe. That's true. While he's grabbing that, do I look like puffer? Oh, guys, Jesus of my election. $200 million?

Is that a collab with whatever the brand is? Is that a collab with Beidify? The artist's name is Keith Herring. Wait, why is that name familiar? Keith Herring is an artist, and it also, by the way, matches my rug. That's why I bought it. Oh, Keith Urban. That is hard.

That is a hard. When did you get that rug? It's in there right now. I've had that rug. We've had a bail blake lug. Yeah, look at that. That's a bare brick rug? No, it's a Keith Herring rug.

You are so... You are so... Bro, get off. They dick. I thought Keith Urban made country music. No, that's, that's Keith. You're on the roll! Urban.

That's Keith Urban. It's like... Keith Urban. It's like the fourth time. It's Keith Urban. It's... Keith Urban, buddy. How do you spell Herring?

H-A-G-G-R? H-A-G-G. You're not to left. Oh, this guy? Yeah, he's an artist. He's dead. Yeah, he died. He died.

Yeah, Keith Herring. He died. He died. He died in 1980. 90-1980. Oh, 1990. Wait, Keith-Haring made all this stuff. That's a design he made.

He didn't make bear. People was huge back then. Yeah. Oh, my God. The little people are on the fucking bear break. Yeah. Oh, my God. How did me not know.

I've seen these people. I know somebody is going to pain. Are you serious? No, I'm dead ass. Also, look at this Keith Herring art. Nick, you can't see whatever on that's going. I'm looking up as net worth right now. He made $40 million.

We got to put that up on the podcast. By the way, back in the, what are you talking about in the 80s and not? What are you talking about? That's good money. He can only buy like cocaine and hookers for the rest of this life. The 80s were like, the 80s were so dumb. 40 mil.

80s were the dumbest thing of all time. Loser. you'd make squiggles get millions and buy cocaine. I bet you Andy Warhol made more money and was cooler. I don't even know if Andy Warhol I got shot. Did he? Dirk, get owned. We keep talking about people that got killed.

Andy Warhol made $220 million. Okay, so get wrecked. That's like my average day. That's like my average day. I made that much yesterday. You got a job. Damn, why would you do that? Wait, I want to hear more issues that you guys have at the house.

It's pretty funny. I want to hear the beef. What are the problems here? The beef. Isaac hasn't shared anything yet, and I know he has something. Isaac, what are you the most annoyed about? My nose. I'm annoyed.

Is anybody really loud at nighttime or anything? And you're trying to sleep and you're like, dude, can this guy shut up for once? No, it's because I go to bed after everyone else. He's the loud person. Does anyone else hear me?

I don't hear you. I don't hear anybody. Nobody hears you in your compounded state way away from everyone else. Yeah, my shed in the backyard. Your Guga Foods estate. That's what he fucking have. Look at him I don't even think Nick hears us

When we're doing something For the viewers at home Soft Willy is picking up DoorDash He's so fat for the third time today Soft Willy is right in there It's a big bag of fucking DoorDash Is they running there like her in bed Properly

What is that? What is he? It's Chinese food He's mumbling, stumbling Bumbling Let me guess you got Sweet and Sour Chicken and Wantan soup Oh let me guess

A large fry A large Coke A large cheeseburger With a Shut up, dude. We fucking got to your... When we were driving... We were...

We were... We were... We were... We were... ...cookout and bro's like, he knows the entire fucking man. He's like, no, that's not what comes with it.

And you get through sides. And no. Like, shut up, man. That's too easy. That's too easy. Let's do easy. It's don't come with a large front. Dude, I weigh less than you.

And I'm like five inches taller... taller than you. I saw how high you could jump. You couldn't even jump. but a whole inch off the fucking floor. Shut up. Yeah, I'll do it right now. Let's see it.

Let's see it. It just goes in the ceiling. It's too easy. I just saw your nuts. I saw your nuts go up and down. I know you did. Imagine. Imagine that thing was, you know,

speed walking. Imagine you're right under, you're right on the Yumaeal here is. What does that mean? I saw you like, you just greedy really fast. than jumped really high. Larry, if you're trying

pretty at all, I'll be able to hear you from below. Do it. I can hear that. Oh, my. What a bunch of dust and dry wall? Like a bit like a bunch of crumbles. Larry falls through this.

Stop to like, he falls right through the floor on the next. It'd be really tragic if that happened, but it's so funny to have a clip of like Larry's chair and Larry. Larry just went on naked killing. Larry appearance. That'd be the funniest thing I'm gonna get ready.

Landing on him and dying. It'd be funny. Oh my god. Paralyzed to the rest of his life from the neck down. Dude, what if one day when... Dude, stop. Dude, you're gonna knock all of his elbow toys off. Yeah, you're gonna like, that's what I'm watching for.

What are you eating? You can't even use those chopsticks. Your thugs is so fat. Try gripping that shit. I'm eating ramen. I'm eating ramen. All right. I'm crying.

Are you big fatty? Your hands are better like the thumb thumbs from spy kids. You got to try to use those chopsticks. You're not going to use those chopsticks. Remember who's going to separate him and then put his two hands together? It's a takima. Oh, man, go on. Yo!

Oh my gosh. Checking. Checking to see if anyone's cracking up. You know what? You know what? I'm going to go blow my nose and I'm going to put in the toilet and I'm not going to flush. Oh, lock Larry's side of the bathroom. Yeah, lock it.

Hurry on, hurry up. He's gonna get up and get a badge. Do it before he locks you out. Oh my God, what is this? Larry even aware of what's going on? The fuck is this? What did you get to eat? Oh, he's disconnected.

Okay, he's looking. That's pork belly, buddy. This is pussy. No, eat it. It's pork belly. It's really good. Beers at home, I think soft willie is lagging. I mean, Larry.

Larry is looking over the stairs. What? outside. What? No, Larry's back already. Yeah, he's like it pretty bad. What is he doing? Ladies and gentlemen, Larry is always

having a problem. Yeah. Larry's audacity probably closed and then we're going to have to scrap all the audio. Yeah, we're going to start all over the way. Larry's born and Ned from Try Guys right now. I don't know who that is. What is that? He had an affair on his wife.

That a boy. No. Bad, bad guy. He's getting so much internet back right now. You don't want to be in that. Dude, everyone, everyone makes fun of the guy. I feel so bad. Everyone's like, what you mean?

Yeah. Don't feel bad. He was a monster. His morals are all wrong. And did he did another girl? I thought he was going to try guys. And everyone's on the Twitter comments. Everybody.

Why are you feeling bad for him? He cheated on his wife. I don't feel bad. Oh, you said he felt bad. He did say you feel bad. How about you pick a side? No, I just, yeah, because the entire situation is being clowned. It's getting clown as fuck.

You're getting clown as fuck. You're getting clown as fuck. You're getting clown as fuck. Are you serious? Which. What's been doing, bro? Are you serious right now, bro? Are you serious right now, bro?

Dude, that's drunk and Fred. What were you doing? What were you doing? Speed. Are you serious right now, bro? Are you serious right now, bro? Are you serious right now, bro? Are you kidding me?

This guy is clocking out on the podcast early and just slurping his coke. Dude. Is that crazy? Yeah, make it fun of me. It's pink lemonade. Dude, there's more sugar to that. A lot. Shut up, man.

Who are you even making fun of when you do that? I'm making fun of Isaac, because that's all I hear what he sounds like. You're not like, like, my sugar is in that, bro. Come on, man. I used to you straight now. You guys track your micros and your macros and your fucking moochros and shit. But you're just as bad, yummy. Every fucking day, you're drinking large cogs.

This is your diet. Wendy's cookout. Diet Coke incoming. The Dunkin. Oh, my God. A huge coke. Sorry, Madden. Pulls on a 2-a-liter out of his ass.

You see like a black finish it. Kill that, Yomi. Finish it. Woo. Yomi, I want you to take that Coke boil in to what it looks like. I want you to crystallize that.

You know, start eating it. If you drop your digging balls in a glass of Coke for 30 days, when it comes out, it won't have any rust on it. Really? Oh, I. Oh, it's gone in 30 days.

All right, all right. 53, 14. What did you just? say. Sorry. He said the R word. Sorry about that. Yeah.

5314. Sorry about that. 5314. We cut back in, right. Now, internet cut out. Sorry,

guys. We had an issue with the rust joke. Something happened. I was going to say, I was like, wow, this ramen has

absolutely no, like, liquid. And I realized that it's below. You have to lift it up. Yeah. Oh. It's like a layer.

You dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid. Who knew that? Who knew that? Deros, everybody.

Everybody. Everybody. tell by the weight of like noodles don't weigh that much We walk this world together Through the storm Whatever Go on

That you know And I don't know My rapping on I'm gonna My head Because I'm so am cool I can't stand Stand a stand

Band and a band band band Stand My stand cute I'm sitting B'em bam bam I can't stand Homeman Homeon

Fian Fian That's an awfully hot coffee pot Yeah Yeah. Eminem is in the cold. It's kind of hot. Guys, liquid went everywhere. I want the fan of Trump is on the block.

Give me a big favor. All right, the fans at home. Pull up Eminem Godzilla, mute it. Pull up a new tab. Put nature sounds. Volume max. Now watch the music video. It'll change your life.

It'll change your life. Two times speed. Instruction noise. This baby crying. Dude, double up the audio. Double up the video, two times speed. And then actually open up

not Godzilla, but rap god. Rap God. Yeah, it is right-gast-speed and played on you. I don't know. I was a bottle-lop. Look.

A-d-a-law. Bada-lop. I'm gonna go scare the show and stuff. Will you watch? Yeah. Anyways, while they're doing that. Oh, man.

Those hooligans, man. Larry, I'm sorry I called you out on all those things. I really don't care. No, guys, listen, it's good. I think this is healthy, to be honest. I think it's good. Nobody's going to judge you or, like, hold it against you guys. I think sometimes you just have to get those things out there in the clear and the open,

and this is a safe space to do it. So you guys should hug each other after this podcast. I think that's really good. I think we should. Yeah. I swear to God, if you leave out another gallon of milk on the table.

Yeah, that's a little too far. I'll have yummy. Reach up your ass and pull out of your heart. It was one. Wasn't even a gallon. It was like the small one. Isaac scared softwilly. Isaac scared soft willy.

Dude, Halloween is coming up. Oh, my God. We all need to get costumes for Halloween podcasts. Someone find me a good wizard costume. That would be really fun. Yeah, be the Clash Royal Wizard. Really wizard. All I want is like a red clown nose.

Like nothing else, Jace. I unironically want to be something from Clashforyo. I think it would be so funny. I want to get like a bunch of costumes. I'm like going to leave my marian. Did you actually cut off your nose and then put like a red nose? And then they take it off like, oh, it's so funny. Let me see.

And then it's just like fucking bone. It's just like the bone hole. Yeah, it's like the two holes. And there's like the wind going in and out. Shit, I forgot. Can you guys see? You guys couldn't. We didn't see him a little bit

doing a little skedaddle with his paper towel roll While you were gone we're gonna get costumes for Every for every week of October Yeah that's not fucking cool at all You guys are mean What? What was my fucking idea That's my idea you didn't do anything That's my idea

No the iron costumes are an idea now Masks for it what do you guys I said that No I said I was gonna do every single week of October I just got more than the receipts Okay dude I'm lying I'm going to kill my dog What those

Fuck? Dude, podcast you heard of here. First drunk is going to go beat the shit out of his dog. Ow, Ow, Ow, why's it like Tom and Jerry?

Tanner, what did you think I bought, like, eight different masks? I think this is a really good opportunity right now. You're projecting. You forgot. I am projecting,

but do we already do this September? Yeah, we did September. All right, never mind. Use code group, though. He's doing a trick with this dog. He's not killing it. He's making it sit.

Sit. No, die. Eat the SpongeBob. Oh, yay. Look at that little thing. It's a doorbie. Good puppy. Put your dog in the gamer chair and put the headset on him. Don't actually, oh, wait, if you actually do that, that'd be kind of lit.

Mook you up. He hates my headphones. She freaks out. Why? I don't know. It's an actual torture for that dog. He's like really does not like that. These are funny.

Oh, man. What do you guys like more dogs or cats? I like when cats, like you pull their ears. Cat. They're like, they're like, I like that. Like airplane mode? I think that's what it's called. No, you're talking about actually physically putting

your hand on their head and ripping their eyeballs. Would you read the RQ cats? Oh, airplane mode? Yeah, yeah, the chonker goes airplane mode. Okay. The chonky wall goes airplane mode. It goes noom-n-oom. Oh, look at those chompers.

Look at those chompers. What do they stay when the cats go like, on the bed? Making biscuits. Making biscuits. Biscuits. Making biscuits. That's so that's so cute

The fucking Cute So I'm guessing you guys don't like cats more No Dogs are better Perfectly like that emoji I like dogs They goes

The permanent frown Hmm Dugs are better for sure Why Why do you think so? Cats are better I think cats You don't even have to feed your cats

You don't even have to feed them Don't have to give them water Dogs are better Because you can keep Keep them outside. Feed them hay or grass. And just deep water out. And then they're just sitting there like a fucking ass.

What do you think would win in a race? A catarous snail. Sounded that bit. Get on a catar a snail? Are you the dumbest person I've ever met? Like, who would win in a race? Is it turbo from that Disney movie? Or it's like a normal snail that you'd find?

He's like one of those snows you touch and you die. I don't even want to answer this question. Yeah, that's like the way. Who would win in a race? It's like a slug or a turtle. Like a Chinese delicacy To eat snails Like escargo

Who eats them? Not me Escargo That kind of sounds Spanish Escargo It's French Escargo

It's French It is a French That's French Honestly, it's like Just a muscle I don't know why people are so pissed People are like

I would never eat a slug or a snail It's a muscle It's like the same as a clam I've eaten Is that true? Yeah it's a muscle It's part of the arthropod Whatever it's called

Did you know that sea slugs Have like a penis And a vagina? I must be a sea slug That dolphin pussy Making me crazy See slugs can just have sex with other sea slugs No themselves

They're asexual as fuck Oh damn that pussy good And you look at the middle of You're left See you're good Damn that did good Damn Oh wait oh

You go Oh he'll You're talking to fucking penis Stop You guys are gonna get this fucking podcast age restricted. Now we have to go for another 10 minutes to the manual reviewer dumbass isn't like that you right here.

Here, I'm going to blow my music again. Watch this. Once upon the time, there was a coy fish. Okay. Okay. Oh, can I tell you guys a story? Ooh, I don't know if that's doxing. No, I'm not going to do it.

No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to, well, anyways, I had an interim principle one year and he slipped in the asphalt on the loose gravel in the parking lot and landed on his back, he was like 80. Is that doxing? No, I was going to say, like, an actual determination that he had to dox to me.

But anyways, he ended up being fine, but one of my friends saw it, and he said it was, like, the funniest thing of all time when he was, like, dying, laughing. He never came back as principal ever, but he was, he didn't die or anything, so he was okay. But, yeah, you know, how do you know he didn't die if he never came back?

I was just kind of saying that to, like, cover myself on the podcast. He could have died. I don't really know, but, it was pretty funny do you really do you find it funny when people get hurt it depends the severity but yeah monster funny a lot of the time

how should I you feel dude I saw like a really sad video of like an animal getting hit by a car and that shit like rocked my world in the worst way I swear no it was a bear dude it was so sad it was in California he had hit by car and he was like trying to run away but his like legs

weren't working so he just kept falling is it crawling is you hear what someone said about the explanation of deerpin What was they saying? They apparently said that a lot of farmers have these huge rotating blades for crops. Oh. And they can sometimes hit animals and stuff. And what people think is that it hit that animal and just tore off like half of its torso.

That is so messed up. That would suck to get hit. He didn't even feel it. Dude, he was asleep. Oh, okay. You feel the pain in the part that was severed off. Why is even called deer pain? Because that deer was probably in pain.

Not him pain at all. He was chilling. He was like, He couldn't feel. I think all those nerve endings got like He was vibing. I have one fear during winter. He's vibing respectfully.

Riz. His Rizz was 100. He was vibing. That tractor blade got a lot of Riz. Oh, man. Dude, I have one fear during the winter time and is that a cat is in my engine. I don't get a fuck.

I'll start it up and on rest in 1938. That's how he got one of my cats. It wasn't the engine block? It was a, yeah, it was in like the hood. It's like stuck in the ventilation thing Like in his fucking car Winter's coming up Check your cars for cats

How doesn't even happen though I don't even understand Like they go on the car And they find warmth by Yeah Decompancy They will warm Yeah they decompressed

And they go in your exhaust A squirrel Dude a squirrel got in my car I was driving the shit in the winter time When I pulled up It was Hello I'm on my way

To work Yep I'm on my way to work He was He was trafficking He was laundering acorns and shit out of my whip. I almost got in trouble. You know the fat, the fat fucking hamsters?

That would be few. Yeah. I'm fat bitches. This is crazy because their whiskers are like the circumference of like things they could fit in. So if their whiskers are like, you know, toilet paper tube, they'll squeeze all that fucking fat. The whiskers would be like this long. Uh, you try like, oh man, I don't know. I think we don't know. I think that's good. I think that's stupid same shit. Not as much as a hamster can. Have you ever seen those videos of them squeezing through the little tiny holes?

Yeah. Have you seen them squeezing through like the toilet paper tubes and getting stuck in there with their four legs? They're still showing, but it's just a long body. And then just like spin it and roll it down the hill and they just go do-d-d-dood-dood-dood. And then they bounce and they jump off. Run it over. G-force. G-force.

That's a guinea pig. Let me start on them guinea pigs. All right. I think that's enough wholesome topics for today. You just talked about D. You guys ever seen a well-a-oldic. You guys ever seen a whale explosion gas bubble? You're going to fucking love it.

It's funny as fucking disgusting. That video is a guy was like a hazmat suit. He said cutting, cutting, cutting, and just fucking everywhere. Fucking everywhere. If you were near that,

if you were near that, you would have got killed because of how much gas gets like pressed out. It's bad. Yeah. It's blown off like actually. Yeah, it's fucking wild. It's like that. They're like nuclear bombs.

Biological nuclear bombs. That's actually how they launched rockets into the, the gas is like poisonous too. They get wells under the rocket and they just blow it up and then it's up. No, cows are single-handedly destroying the ozone layer. We should kill them all. What are they doing? 100% real.

They're released methane. They burp. Methane is worse, like 10 times worse or something like that. If you hold a light in front of a cow that blow up? In front of a cow. If you were making out with a cow and then berth in your mouth, would you get sick? I wonder if that's, you ever got licked by a cow? Did you go?

Did you guys know that Otis from, Back at the barnyard is Texas to get a woman. Why? He's got his udders. He's utters. He says dad was too. That movie was progressive for its time then. That's pretty good.

Honestly, that was my favorite movie. I was 100% real. I was like that little hairball fuckery jumped out of a cage. Everyone started playing like their music way faster. I like the little Mr. Cheese Rat, Rat, Man.

Biggie cheese? Oh, the Mexican one. Mr. Bombastic. It was actually Biggie Cheese. They hired Biggie Smalls to play that rat. No, they... Dude. They loved...

They did. What if they actually had a scene where other rats pulled up and they were like... Shooting guns. What the fuck? At that little cheese wheel. Dude. That would be crazy. He was a gang banging criminal.

No way. Biggie Cheese wasn't... He was a gang banging criminal, man. Man. No way they weren't expecting that shit. All of everybody and knew him around and were like, hey, man, you got no time left. And he's like, I love it when you call me big pop. Like Otis?

Are we still talking about piggy cheese? I love it when you're becoming big puff. Are we talking about the ginger kid? Y'all didn't see the extended cut of big cheese in the movie? Biggie cheese? Nah. Yeah, he was rapping a lot. I love it when you call me big pop.

You guys ever watch? Boy, you just my sneakie link. I answer don't keep test me. I hate no big debt tight me. You just my sneak. Why? Why did Disney make, like, the feminine cartoon animal character is so... Fuck about?

I'm sorry. What are you talking about? What the hell? You know, you know the one from Serfsup, the main... Oh, the Serf's up, like the Penguin girl? Oh, my God. Joe, the chicken? No, not Joe the chicken.

Who was it? In a Happy Pete. Happy feet. Oh. You guys just want to fuck penguins, it sounds like. There's a lot of hot penguin movies. Why in every penguin movie they just make them so sexy? I don't get it.

Yeah, like they make them so curvy. Dude, look at her. She's curvy as hell. She can't put this penguin up on the screen. Oh, my God. I think these are misogynistic tactics. I'm sorry, Cam cut that. Actually, everyone heard it.

We're good. They said they're taking control of children subconscious just with their misogyny and imposing their beliefs on kids. So yeah guys, let's not even Yeah, they're keeping beauty standards up there by making kids moms really hot. But that Lola Bunny bitch is hot as fuck.

I would fuck the Boney could Chicken Lutron could get it too. And that T-shirt. Q Nutron. Oh, dude, don't even give me. I'm like Jimbo. I feel like you look like Chicken Little when you were younger. You kind of just fit. You check all the boxes. You're literally wearing that exact outfit, Yummy.

I feel like what is chicken little where? Tell me right now go ahead I'm a fucking shirt like brown shorts

and like he's got like a bull cut and he's got like stand up stand up stand up okay

I feel like Taylor looks like the pedophile toy story and hey what the fuck are you talking

what the fuck Nick shut up I hate dude that's a dude oh my god

15 seconds later the register is right What are you talking about? All right. You know what? For the audience at home,

if Isaac White ever offers you a car ride, don't ever go with him. For the viewers at home, softly, like, dissociates by eating food and it comes back. That's what you just fucking did. I'm eating edamami. I couldn't tell if you were joking.

Oh, mommy? You're making fun of us. Edomami? I'll stand up. Oh, chicken little wore a car hat shirt. Yeah, yeah, yep, car hot. And car is a really boring. The exact short.

Chicken little wood. Oh, the swoosh. The swoosh. I got the check. It's too easy, man. Wait, wait, wait, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Moving frame for a second, hold up.

You kind of look like Drake. Let me see. Can we end this? The fuck up. Can we end this episode immediately? I got to get to bed, man. Yeah, that's true. All right.

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Before I go, they're going to hate me for this. But listen, my Frank Ocean fence, if he drops tonight, all right, as I speak on this, It's the 29th. It's September 29th and he might drop. On the 30th, on the 30th, I'm praying to God. I'm with you. I'm with you all night.

I'm going to be up all night waiting for the album. If he drops that, I swear to God, I pray. Is that why you... You're at home. Larry was supposed to sleep. He was a sleep. He tagged out. Oh, no, that wasn't that.

I just couldn't sleep. What? Okay. I was like, I'm tired. I'm not coming. The last night. Debbie Mans. All right.

Good chat. Love you. We got to fish about this one out again. We got fist bump. Let's get a fist bump going. Thank you guys for watching, listening, doing whatever you do.

We appreciate you, and we will see you next week. Goodbye. Farewell. Bye. Bye. Bye. Come on.

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