#27 - TWITCHCON SUCKED!
00:00Ladies gentlemen, welcome to the 20, I would forget, 27th, maybe.Yeah, I think it's 20.Oh, what is it, 27th?I believe it is it.We're going to die before the next podcast.Wait, so now we have to legally get off of our family's life insurance.No, that was 26.That was 25.
00:16We actually have to like legally join the war now.I mean, dang it.All no legends live past 27, so we all have to kill ourselves.I thought that was 21 club.We ain't making it past 21.Yeah.That's the world we live in.Making it past 21.
00:30Two.We ain't making a past one.Damn.Wait, hold on.Larry, you got, you're 19, bro.Yeah.You're 19?And I'm perky.
00:39What's your birthday?Perky boy.Mm-hmm.He's primable.He's ready.You're prime.Your prime.Perky little thing.
00:45Is it easy to my left room?Nope.Over there.Cam's going to have to change everything because I don't even have my camera on this episode.Oh, do you have your camera on one?Do you want to talk about that?Everybody.Let's kick this off.
00:56Let's pick it off.Segway.Why don't you guys guess?I'm sick.of TwitchCon, dude.TwitchCon sucked.If you couldn't tell by the title of this video,this podcast is titled TwitchCon sucked.
01:08We're TwitchCon haters!Yummy went there with COVID Delta 8, Delta 9.He spread COVID-Delta 8.No, I did.He did.Delta 9.Can I actually say something that is very stupid in my opinion, guys?Oh, please.
01:23Oh, God.These damn muzzles we wear and I can't stand these masks.He said muscles.He said muscles.Muscles, okay.He said mussels.You guys are fucking horrible.I heard it.
01:37I heard it.You heard it's so bad.You guys are so bad.Can I say something before?No, I was going to say something.I was going to say, I'll be real.I didn't want to interrupt you, but.Okay, what were you going to say?
01:48Today's episode.Okay.Like always.Sponsored by.Sponsored by.Slimify.Stop.Oh, get it out of here.
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02:12We will thank the sponsor, the official sponsorof the group chat podcast, gamer subs.They are a brand newsub-makingcompany. They make the greatest hoagies.Because they're brand new. Their products might come inyou know, with a little lizard or something,but it's normal.
02:31They're just starting up.Let me say, hold on.I have to interject because this is important.Gamer subs was the only good part of TwitchCon.Gamer Cumbergues was only.And the fans.And the fans.Yeah, and the fans,
02:43all the that met us,they were wholesome.They were wholesome.Come on.Keep it.Keep it.What?Keep it.
02:50What are you guys talking about?All right.Listen, listen.Listen, listen, listen.Gamer Sups had helped this entire trip.They helped sponsor us.Thanks to everybody that's used our code group.Like, we really cannot thank you enough.
03:05And honestly, one of the best nights that I had was at that dinner that Gamer Sups had provided for us.Aside from meeting all of you guys.We met the flavor guy of Gamer Sups.The man who makes your taste but's fucking cream.That guy is crazy, dude.That guy.Why are we so funny today, bro?I don't know.
03:24Are you serious right now, bro?telling you, I'm not going to name the guy.I'm going to keep everything confidential,but it was a great time.And it was great meeting everyone that was there.We got moved.It was insane.It was insane.
03:36Larry, were you guys together when that happened?Yeah.But before any of that even happens at all,we got to go back.SwitchCon was a long weekend, okay?What we do is go back, back, back.Sorry, go ahead, Jimmy.So TwitchCon went from like, you know,
03:53everybody knows no mask banday any of that stuff no COVID blahthen they went all mask all COVID rightbut then the weekend comes and then like they weren't they didn'teven care that nobody wore their mask for some reasonwhat are you guys doingthis isn't even controversial this isdamn masks pissing me off I'm sick of out of wearingI was barely free I loved wearing the mask there was nothing wrong
04:16I don't care there's nothing wrong with wearing a maskthe one thing I didn't understand is thatunvaccinated people had to show proof ofnegative COVID test, but vaccinated people didn't have to.Why is that a thing?I find it a little silly that you're like one of the only people here that's not vaccinatedand you got sick.And you're complaining about that.
04:36That's crazy.Yeah, you know, it's crazy?I got sick from vaccinated people at fucking TwitchCon because I had no COVID.Government is watching all this all time.Oh my God.I had no code.I was negative COVID.I show up there going to that giant fucking cesspool of germs.
04:52vaccinated people sucking allon my dick and shitgetting me sick as fuckpeople jump in off the fucking roofbreaking their backs and shitfucking security guards yellingsecurity kicking us outdislocating their knees
05:05getting pushing the facegetting likespat on gettingwell I thinkI think the highlight of all of Twitchconwas being on Hassan's streamthat was greatand he actually shouted out
05:17Oblockthat was weirdhe didhe was like super busyhe's like I actually got this meetingguys, I really wish I could like stay here.I was like, Assam, he's on O Block.Dude, it's like, sure, O Block.
05:28Yeah, Hassan does not, he has no meetingto go to. I was like the biggest lieof the world.He like fake phone called us, but on stream.That's all he did. He was doing it to the entire, he was doingto everybody. He was like, sure.Oh, block and they kept walking.Yeah, sure, kid, oh, block. Anyways, I got a phone
05:43cut to do. Anyway, hello, is there anybody there?Well, I think we are, beforebefore we get too deep into conversation,we are missing.A key member, this is his first podcastthat he missed because he's doinga little bit schoolwork.He's a little sick.
06:01So schoolwork here and there.And we're doing it a little later.You know, it is 11 o'clock.That's past all grunkey's bed.That's like 1 a.m. for him.Surprise yummy showed.He was actually...Yeah, I was going to sit up.
06:11I thought I was too sick, but I eat Chick-fil-Aand I feel good.There you go.There you go.That's what Chick-Fleigh does.Guys, I've been taking so many fucking vitamins.It's insane.I feel like that.
06:21I actually take my slim.I'm like super dudecan you shut the fuck up for five secondsit's like dropping name brand productsinto our podcast it's weightstop get that shit out of mywell if we're talking about things that you knowwith weight loss and stuff like that not that really
06:36correlates gamer subshas an amazingfucking bar I don't know if you'venot been able to go to TwitchConcan we just about that yeah we can'tyeah it was publicthey were giving them out to peoplethat's true
06:51Ah, yeah, I guess anybody can talk about that.I guess it's fine.I'm telling you guys, they had a bar called the Suss Bar.And this bar tastes better than a Rice Krispy Treat.100 calories, 8 grams of protein and one gram of sugar.Damn.That bar.I was live yesterday.
07:13And I had forgotten that I stuffed four suss bars into my purple couch.Dude.No, I never ate one.I never ate one.I didn't you have one?I know, yeah, I had four of them.I'm gonna ate them all yesterday on stream in my reaction.They're good, bro.
07:27They're so fucking good.People that were there, they were like.You son of a bitch.I didn't listen.I didn't have that piece of shit.My first one was yesterday.I didn't have to switch on.Isaac,
07:36if we were all stranded on a raft,I feel like you eat all of our shoes first.Do you know how hard it is to eat while you're masked up looking like fucking,like you're super dude?I had like gone to a bathroom.I was debating you.Actually.Can we talk about how we mess up?
07:51like so many fucking peoplethat we did not expect, like that many people.Yeah, shout out you guys. That was crazy.Oh, my God. That was insane.If you're watching this, look this.Somebody made these like bracelets.Mine's in my room.Mine's in my room.
08:06I can't really sure.I'm super awesome.Like, I'm keeping it on here until I die.Like, I don't care.I don't care.Right next to the pussy wagon keychain.Right next to pussy wagon, whipping in that pussy.Let's go, baby.
08:18So many wholesome people on this.Not a bad one.Not a bad thing.So many that they made us move.Yeah.They made us.Security actually like kicked us out.It was me and Larry.
08:31We had a unofficial meetup that we were doing at the Gamer Subs booth.And me and Larry were like 40 minutes early because we were just like hanging out by the gamer subs place.And we attracted such a big crowd so early.Like way before we were even supposed to be over there.Like bigger than any other creative.meetups.Like, we blew it out of the life.Yeah, like, dreams looked small compared to ours.
08:54Dreams like, who cares about that?It was, like, the pretty patties.Yeah.SpongeBob episode.I didn't even recognize Ludwig.I saw him.I was like, who is that?And I left.
09:03He was in line, but it was too long.He actually, he was in our line to meet us.He was the meet up.Yeah.He was like, ah, I want to meet Larry, man.He's my favorite.Come on, man.He was like itching.
09:12It was like aching a little bit.I love the XXXX, X, X, X, Meta Night.I want to meet these guys.That's a real story.That's actually real.He was standing two hour left,and Yummy and I got a picture with him.He wanted a picture with Yummy and I.
09:22Yeah, that's not true.That's real.You didn't get a picture.That's why you're mad.Show him the picture.I looked at him and I looked away.I didn't know it was Ludwig.Yeah.
09:30To be fair, to be fair, in our defense,he had died.He died to his hair.I know he was blonde.I thought it was Luke had a super blonde.He was also wearing a hat,and he had his mask on.Rightfully so, he was doing his part,
09:40Yummy.Unlike Yummy.What?Unlike Yummy.What?He was vaccinated.We're unvacced.You want to talk about Pete?
09:49I'm going to bring up Grunk.I'll say it, dude.I'll say it right here on the fucking podcast right now.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.He's not here to defend himself.But go ahead.You're going to say he was sick.Yeah.
10:02That's it.Wow.Grunk came to VidCon.TwitchCon.Grunk came to ComicCon.Grunk came to ComicCon.Take a look.Take a look.
10:15Take a look.I don't know.Maybe.Yeah, well, he was a little sick, but it wasn't anything bad.He said he was getting off of it.Like, he just had like a dry cough.But, yeah, that's what they all said.You know what they all said.
10:26The past few days it wasn't a dry cough.You know what?I got a question, Yumi.How are you the only one that got sick?Were you like making out with him or something?What's going on?What the?Okay, wait, well, there was, uh, 10.
10:44Now leave it.Leave it.Leave it.Leave it, dude.Okay, 10.All right, so there's another one.There's a level of no way.This is me right now?
11:00You said it was great meeting all the M.That TwitchCon, dude.What are we?What did we meet?18, yummy does it once more.You said that.So I remember now, we're kind of like jumping around here,just kind of telling some stories.
11:13But I helped Grunk meet XQ.That was why Grunk went to TwitchCon.drunk and I were walking.We were walking together.We were walking towards the partner loungeas we were told all of you guys werewhich by the way the partner lounge fucking bluemajor weaner and balls.
11:27There was three of them actually.They give anyone partner nowadaysand then give all the partnersfucking like risk collectors.We'll get to that.We'll get to that.XQC got sick.And who did he take a picture with?
11:37Grunk.Oh my god.Oh my god.Grunk is the mega virusspreader.Grunk dude.Drunk's patient zero.Grun got running a fucking green nose and he was like,
11:51Oh my God.I remember.No, but Grunk did take a picture with him and grunk did the funniest thing.After he got a picture, he did the most fanboy shit, which is actually kind of adorable.He's like, oh my God.I just met XQC.Oh, my God.Dude, oh my God.
12:05And he falls on the floor.Literally in the middle of everyone falls on the floor.Oh my God, dude.Grown ass man.Grown ass man.Okay, man.An adult.An adult.
12:17And I just don't.to his knees. I just walked into the partnerlounge and Grunk couldn't follow me inbecause he's not partner.You know who I saw? You know who I saw?I saw why went at and I didn't do a damn thing.I said, why win that? I saw whyyour wage. Your wage.
12:32Your wage, war wage.Oh, you know what? Oh, dude, I want to talkabout the fucking partiesthat none of us went to.All the parties that we didn't go to. We were invited, butwe decided not to go because we actuallythere was a party. There was aphase party. And
12:47fucking LeBron WeemsWaviswis was it that was a different party100 Thieves partyWoblon Blame Blame WamesNo that was a different partyThat was differentIt was differentNo it was at the Ways Ways Warty
13:00It was Wani James's birthdayWani Wainty WamesWarnie WartyWarnie WartyWe're missing out on thebiggest I thinkstory was the very first nightthat we got there
13:16Yeah, let's start the beginning.Ream and Wap and Wap and Wap and Wackety.Black manifold.Yeah, and I was stuck in a Uber and I got Wiched at the Airbnb.You didn't get witched.And I fucking attacked by a stray dog.You did.And you had to be in the hot Airbnb.
13:35That thing was cage, man.That's all the ways behind bars, brother.It was loose.It was loose.I mean, every single time we got back, it would like go over and pet it.Dude, are you guys stupid?Okay, let me pay you a pictureIt was in a cage
13:47It was in a cageThat dog at least six times onLet me bring you a pictureYou fucking fat-headed moronIt's literallyAll rightI'll shut upAll right go ahead
14:03Paint this fuckingMisholHere's the pictureHere's the pictureHere's the pictureI'm the nin can poopNow go aheadSome rants
14:12Uber driverSome random Ouvoo jobRovoo Jovi-Jov.Drop you off at 1 a.m.At one way, wham.In downtown San Diego.In Wattown, where we go.And the fucking Airbnb that you're staying at, the entrance is through a back alley around a fucking building.
14:35Okay?So you have no idea how to even get back there.Then how do we figure it out?Because, yeah, wait, how did you guys figure that out?We figured it out because...Yeah, we were like...I just remember Eric telling us.You guys showed up at like fucking 5 p.m.
14:51It was daytime.Six o'clock.Six o'clock was still...It's PSTU was still daytime.The sun is out, okay?It's pitch black outside.That German Shepherd was not in its cageand there was somebody carrying a chain.
15:04I'm walking around with all my shit.There's like a homeless guy looking at me.Maybe it was a dog running around.Remember when I said that we looked likewe were in the trenches and you're like, come on, man.This guy is...You're living at 6 p.m. and you thought you were in the fucking drenches?I like to get at 1 a.m. dog?
15:22The fuck do you mean?Fucking dritches.I like sick yummy. I like sick yummy.I like being Compton at fucking 5 p.m. and I'm literally having a fiesta, dude.I don't fucking care.Don't be in a suburban neighborhood in New York at 1 a.m. and I'm losing my shit.So there's...No, you'd be like, that dog got to get me funny.
15:40That man had a gold chain.That man's scaring me.This house scaring me.The sidewalk's scaring me.I don't want to be in there.That Airbnb was too hot though.Don't even downplay.Don't downplay the fucking entrance to that shit.
15:51It was literally through an alley.It was literally through an alley.But if you went through the back, like, door entrance, like the street, it was fine.It was beautiful.It was actually, it was so modern.If you knew where you were going, why when that was at Twitchcom?Why when that was that which one?I wish I got to see him.
16:07Anyway, so we were in the, in the hotel.And I remember just sitting on, this was after we had met Dream and sat nap.quacky or whatever.And we were sitting thereand all we see is like Kai.What's his name?Kai.Why?
16:20Why?He was like walking by.And Taylor's like,I was like,guys do not look now,but why when I just walked in?And he like actually walked in.He's like walking in.
16:31No,I was like watching football and I look.I was like,yeah,that's him.And I was like,hey Kai.And he's just like,
16:36he's on a phone with like 40 bodyguards.He's like,dude,no,he didn't even say.He literally said hi.I remember it was the softest high.Did he?
16:43Was he like,like, hey.Yeah.Because I said it's soft.I was like, hey, since Kai.I was like nervous.Yeah.It was actually kind of adorable.
16:50He was like such a wholesome little moment.He was an adorable.Yeah.Oh.He was really nice.He looks really nice.Yeah.Yeah.
16:56We were there at the Airbnb and this was back when Yummy was at the hotel and or Airbnb.No.Wait, what?We're at the hotel.Sorry, I totally butcher that story.We're at the hotel where everyone was staying and Yummy was just at the Airbnb.We're not staying at it though.All those famous people.
17:14All the famous people were, and we saw Dream and Tanner got a picture with Sapnapp.That was my sole purpose, and I didn't know it was going to be that easy.The first instance, we stepped foot in San Diego, I see Wabnap.And I'm like, all right, I got, I was too nervous to ask him to take a picture of me.So I got Jack Manifle to go over.Go get him.I was like, all right, go get Sabnapp for me.And then I took a picture, and then it was 11th first sight.
17:35He got into me.He got really into me.Since Grunk's not here, I'll tell the story that he had on his behalf.He turned around and saw just dream and this is likeLike four days after he faced it likeSo it was like yeahIt was like surreal like well that's like fucking himThat's like the most like giddy little wave at him and he just looks away
17:59Dono wallHard donno wall not a hardHe actually got done he got fucking yeahHe got gated yeah that was pretty badFunny as fuck because he just turned it I was like laughing my ass offWe were talking with everyoneThen we saw Quackety and he was actually really excited to see usHe looked so happy
18:16I loved himQuackety loved fucking grunkSee you and grunkQuackety loved doing whatAntennerWhat?What do you love doing?He loved seeing grunk
18:26Oh yeahHe loves seeing a grungWith you COVID bitch boyDon't talkGet to be backHe literally said he lovedWhat he lovedWoven boy
18:36All right woven boyThat silence was reallyI don't think it's going, dude.That was loud.The whole house went.I literally heard like a cockroach downstairs.Like walking on the floor.Bro, you got one kitis.
18:53It could be wonkitis.You know, I'm glad I'm sick.I'm glad you're sick, too.You shut up more.Hey.Get the hell out.Wickless with another W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W.No, that was really fun.
19:12I remember when we were standing there.And, oh, dude, funny little story about the podcast related.Jack Manifold wanted to let us know that when he was here during his one podcast episode,when he was there, remember, or if you guys go look back, he actually kissed Mr.Whisp during that podcast.And we cut it out because he requested it.However, he told us that we could talk about it.And that he came in.
19:39Go ahead.Whisp comes inJack has like a bottle of fucking vodkain his handLooks his right at a whisperIt just makes out with themI have a videoI have it
19:50It was so hotIt was fucking awesomeDude that clip destroyedThat clipYeah it's we still have itWait what I'll hold on to it for nowWe'll hold on to itWe could post it whenever we want
20:02He saidI want reallyWe're holding it off for ransom actuallyWe do have it ransomWe do have a page onGo to our PayPal and then send us moneyand then we'll send you to you hours through a value.No, that's fake.
20:14Don't do that.If you all request,bitch,so,Eric,if you actually want to find this video,go to Yummy's Twitchand click on his donate button,
20:22but then go to his pay phone,request $1,000.Request a thousand dollars from me.$1,000.No,actually,we're going to put Yummy's addressin the bio,
20:31and you're going to be sending hima bunch of cookouts right now.We're going to,here's his house right now.Put it up,Cam.Put it up his house.I'm holding his house right now
20:40for ransom.So Yumi, when are you moving in with us?Or he did not move in us?As soon as myWang Kydis goes away that Grunk gave meby coughing right in my fucking face.Grunk went up to Yomi.No, because that's actually how grunk coughed one day.
20:58He does.He was like,that was like, grunk, stop.He tossed like a little kid.Yeah, he does.It's like an iPad kid cough.He's got the iPad kid cough.I will say, though, there was a really, really,
21:13Rue's a really yummy place.Not, not pun intended on yummy, but yummy showed us.I see what you did.Yummy showed us.We had a corner on the coffee.So I put you on.Yovina showed us is really yummy place.And we're not getting paid to promote this, but take it away.
21:28Yummy, what's it called?So I put you on Burger Lounge.Oh.We weren't talking about Burger Lounge.I was talking about Burger Lounge.Okay.Well, you had the option to mess with him and you showed.not too, so I always...
21:40I wasn't talking aboutBurger Lounge.Oh, where were you talking about?Sorry.I was talking about Maggiano's.What are you talking about, man?That Italian place was like,it looked like it was going to be so much better
21:53than it actually was.It honestly wasn't that great.I'll be real.What?He just moaned and said,you're like, oh.No, because like, I started,I started thinking about it.
22:02I was like, okay, the bread was like,just like nothing flavor.Okay, the bread sucked.The bread was like a hard brick.But my nose.But my noke?Noke.My noke?
22:12Bro so do you.My taco yaki I had, too.I had fucking ravioli with like beast, like beast of ravioli in that shit.No, dude.The fucking nochi was so bad.It was like so little, too.The amount of food in a yoke.Nick?
22:28What the hell is wrong with you, Nick?That Italian place was not like that.It wasn't good at all, dude.The yokey was really bad.I'm serious.Nochi was cold.It did have like, I guess, cool atmosphere and stuff.but like I expected it to be people probably went there for like the wine and shit.
22:42Yeah, the wine was more expensive than the food.Was it?The wine was cheap for wine though.The waiter was attractive.You like that.He was an Italian man.He was a big Italian guy.Big Italian man with the...
22:55He was like, he was like going on.He's fucking cute.You like Italian?You like Italians?He sounded Italian.He was Italian.Yeah, do you like me?Yeah, he was.
23:07But I'm saying he had the accent.accent. Just fuck Nick at this point.Like, they always said,what? Look at Nick. Look at him.Whoa.That's really rude.You don't want to fuck him?Stop.
23:21Would you cut it out, man?Just piss on your floor and it'll drip through his ceiling and fall on his head.Oh, wait. Can we all look?What? What are we doing?Yeah, all three of you just stick your tongue out and look like a fish.That's good.That's a good. That's a good screenshot.There you go.
23:39That's your at home.The listeners at home.We're, that was just a ruse.We're naked.We're slathered and buttered.I'm going to smack my ass.Oh.I like how every single episode there's always going to be for the listeners at home.
23:55For the viewers at home.The comments.Dude, the comments.They already do it.It's for the viewers at home.The viewers are home.Wait.Guys, I forgot.
24:05Where are we going to make the intro of something to do with somebody's dad saying use codegroup 10% off?Yeah, somebody's dad fucking, somebody's dad fucking.That was so awesome.Yeah.Did you see the other dad?Wait, did you see the other dad that was like,do you just go to group for like 10% off?
24:23Yeah, the guy with the beard.And then the kid that responded like,all right, he actually does not fuck with you guysand he wants some video deleted.He's like, actually, wait, can you delete it?Actually, wait, can you delete it?He doesn't want to be associated with you.I just want to associate with you guys.
24:36Oh, he didn't like us?No.Why?I don't know.We probably said that stuff.We're pretty weird, but like...We are actually...Come on.
24:46I feel so bad, man.Some dad watches my idiots and carswith his other dad friends, apparently.They're gathered around one TV in the house.I want to see your video up at a bar.It's so funny.Like at Buffalo Wild Wings on all the TVs,just idiots and cars, all of them.
25:02If anybody works.At a bar.At Buffalo Wild Wings or a Farrer.Imagine, dude.Put last Lavee C8.I'm not absolutelybe seen trying to like make him do itSo can I ask
25:14Can I have a call to actionIn the comment section real fastAm I allowed that?YeahWas that mean?I'm just curious to knowHow you guys found out about usBecause
25:23Yummy had so many peopleWalk up to himAnd just recognize himFrom his like idiots and carsOr Tanner would just wantPeople want like a picture with TannerOr like something like thatSo I'm just curious
25:35Like where do people come fromLike how'd you find usLike our own channels and shitWell II know. I'm just curious. I want to know how people...Yumi's been doing this for like a year and a half, at least.Been doing YouTube a year.You've been doing it for at least like three months.
25:47But it is crazy the way that some people know...Like, some guy knew me just from like...Smitty.Some guy knew me just from like...No guy.No.Yeah, sure.Like, it's so random.
25:59It's so random the way people know you.But it's really cool at the same time.Do you want to watch idiots and guys?That was like terrorizer.That was bad.That's what that's what fucking liarwas doing, man. Oh, sorry, my bad.No, it's okay.
26:13Larry looks like he has like four, like, look, the biggest lips of all time right now.Do that again, do that again, do it again, Larry.No.It's the fucking color. It's like theshading and everything.Look.Yeah, do it, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.Do it. Do it. It's doing it with this tongue and his lips.
26:36He's got to put it up.Views at home.Sorry, I get distracted.Put your tongue up.Put your tongue up.The teacher talking to the students,quit laughing.Put your tongue.
26:52What?What did the teacher ever...Quit talking.Booh.Okay.Holy shit.What do you.Dude.
27:06That's crazy.Larry's tongue is like the size of like a fucking chicken breast in his mouth.It looks like a naked chicken breast.Uncubmit.Chicken is a butt naked skinned fucking chicken breast.Oh.Put your tongue up.Put it up.
27:23That's horrible.That's horrible.What?I'm just doing this.Patty.I got a crabby patty.I got a crabby patty.You have a crabby paddy.
27:36Wine order for you, sirI'm like the cheeseburgersthat come to lifeand smellOh,What?The cheeseburgers that come to life.It's the episode where they're like,
27:50it's like the day 15 is that episode.Anyway.Which kind was fun.Yeah.Yeah,I was going to talk about TwitchCon.Our whole trip was scattered.No, let's talk about the cons of the con.
28:03Nice.Damn.That's good.Shout out.Wait, wait.Wait, we should be more positive really quick.Wait, can I know?Let me be positive for a second.
28:09The best part of Twitchgon was meeting all of the fans and like all the trinkets they give to us.That was like, my heart grew the trinkets and like knick-knacks they gave us and like taking pictures.That made my heart like grow three times its size like the Grinch.That was like it was insane.I never felt true happiness until after that moment.It was really cute.The fact that there was one, there was one girl with her mom that came all the way from Vancouver just to see us.Like that was like only us.
28:35Nobody else.Only us.Only us.Like that was so adorable.I thought that was like hard to believe.I was like really?Like cool things to do at Twitchcon.Yeah.
28:44And they went around and it's like and then they came back the next day and she brought more stuff.But that was so adorable.Brought this.That was great.It was wonderful.Yeah.Everybody was super sweet.There literally was not a single bad interaction with no fan.
28:57You guys were helping each other.That was great.Well, there was a few bad interactions.Is that?Like not getting a picture with Ludwig and Hassan.wait, I got a picture with Hassan.You did, and you were bigger than him.He was scared of you.
29:10Listen, guys, Hassan might be big, but I'm bigger.So you're like the bigger fish.Actually, the bigger fish.I feel like he weighs more than you.There's no way he doesn't weigh more than you.No, he definitely does.He's definitely a tank.I'm going to say this now.
29:25I'm going to say this now.The partner lounge was very clicky,and it was very difficult.Clicky?Yes.Like, what do you mean clicky?Like high school clicks.Yeah, like it felt like a high school.
29:35It was.It really was.It felt like a high school in there.There wasn't any like merging of community or like, no.It was like everybody knew.Oh.What it would be like.All right, let's just say we're in a group and someone recognizes Tanner.
29:49And I'm just explaining how it, what other people would do us or me, for example.Someone would go to Tanner and be like, yo, it's good.And Tanner's still standing in our circle talking to that person, but the other people don't recognize that new person and like trying to have conversation.They just kind of like look and then go.back to themselves. It was really weird.Streamers in general are just like really awkwardand weird and they don't know how to liketalk to people.
30:14I'm going to say this one instance that happened to me.Like somebody looked at myI'm not going to name names. Somebody looked at my name taglike, oh, I don't know you. I looked atsomebody else. I'm like, oh, but I do know you.And then like, are you talking aboutare you talking about what I think you are?Yeah. Can we just drop it? Let's just drop it.
30:29It was caracorporous.They didn't recognize Big T.She didn't know.She did not.She looked at my name tag.Any day of the week.She did not.She looked at my name tag.
30:39People, Kara Corvus didn't know you.Because his name used to be tanning oil.They did used to be tanning oil when I did talk to it.Back when they were friends, it was when I joined S-A-Earth.I got to know Kara Corvus and Tanner already knew her.But Tanner changed his name and I didn't.So that's just real.That is real.
30:57I do know you.I do know you.We follow each other on Twitter.I just look over at Tanner like, did you lie to like all these years?You didn't know Car Corvus?I don't know.I was just so weird, like, to look at a name tag, like, I don't know, you go.It goes the other way.
31:10I was like, okay.But we like Cara.She's very nice.She is nice.I was like, come on.It was funny.Yeah.How did the tickets work?
31:20Weren't the affiliates like more expensive or something?Yeah, it was like $200.Normal was like $200 and then fucking partner was like $100.Wait, affiliate was $200.That's right.The affiliate had to pay way like $100 more.Yeah.It actually went to go to book their flight.
31:35They had, they asked TwitchCon beforehand, like, okay, who's the affiliate?And they made the affiliates charge like, it was like a $3,000 flight that Garnkhead.And hours were $40.And they had to sit in the bathroom.Yeah, and they had to sit in a laboratory, lavatory.Lavatory.What's the name of it?Laboratories.
31:52Laboratory is from Dexter's Laboratory.Lavatory, the bathroom.Yeah.Yeah, I remember.What a Lou.Well, I think overall, it was, it was not bad.Dude, we ended up, okay, I think the cat's out of the bag.We did sneak grunk into the partner lounge.
32:09That was pretty awesome.No.Who's tag did I grab?We snuck him in.Yummy. He used mine.Yeah, I walked out with Yomi's badge,who was already in the partner lounge.I put it in my pants.
32:22And then I was like, I saw grunk, grump.He was like, hey, man, I really want to go in there.I was like, all right, bet.So I took off, I took off his thing and I put on Yumbies.I just walked them in.It was that easy.You think the partner lounge would be like,partner. Yeah. What was it just like,
32:36the partner launch? Like affiliates were like, it was like the gatesof heaven. Gates of heaven. But when you went in there,it was watered down lemonade hot Cheetosand nobody like talked to you.They had red velvet cupcakes. They had red velvet cupcakes.They had like one cupcake. But littledo you know, there was also two otherpartner lounges.
32:54There was more partner lounges that I couldn't getinto because I wasn't a son or Pokemon.That's exactly what it was.One other. So what was the, there was anotherone of? There was a, there was aVIP partner lounge and MVPMVP partner loungeMVP? Yeah, I made both of those words up
33:09Hmm? I madea, that's not what they're called, but it just sounds cool.Oh yeah. There was a VIP. Theymentioned that as a... Yeah, there was, you had to havea certain tag on your badgebeforehand. It was like a diamond.Or you had to know someone. Yeah.But the MVP one, that's where
33:25like XQC, YWRinatBig shots, YWing at. Your wage.War wage. That's where they would go.Rokey Wayne, Wexbywee.It was kind of sad because it was like a lot of those people were just kind of sitting in that back room.Yeah, they didn't explore the con whatsoever.What's on was back there.Wasan?
33:43Yeah.It was kind of funny, though.Like, Grunk, when he actually got snuck in, there was a staff member standing right there on his phone.And Grunk was yelling at the top of his lungs.I can't believe I just snuck in.I can't believe I'm in here right now.Look at this.And I'm like, turn your badge around.
33:58And it says, right there on his chest.He's like, oh.And they turned.Sorry, guys.It's like, wow.Dude, this is so sick.I can't believe I snuck in.I'm like,
34:05I'm like,Cron, shut the fuck up.Speaking of sneaking in,there was an instancewhere we met someonethat came up to usand was like,oh my God,
34:13like I can't get a pictureand a security guard came over.They didn't have a tagand they kicked her out.Kicked her out.Immediately.Because she was like,okay,
34:22I heard her say my namea few times.We were already taking a photowith somebody, right?So I turned aroundand then I see this likefucking old stuff,dude,
34:31like basically trying to push her backwas like saying you had to get out.You had to get out.I mean, he's pretty fucking rude about it.I'll be real.She wanted a photo and I was like,can I take a photo with her?And can I like sign this shit?
34:42And the guy was like all grumpy.She was like,yeah,you got like five seconds.I'm like,shut the fuck up.She was shaking and shit.Like,
34:48you know,took the photo and whatnot.Yeah.And then that's when I told you guys,like,there was this girl who just got kicked out.We should probably go outside.And then her friend later came by.
34:57And then she was like,yeah,my friend got kicked out.And then we went outside.Yeah,we went outside and we saw a little meat and greet yeah we felt so bad it sucks that peoplewere really good they have to like you have affiliate you have to pay 200 bucks you gotta pay a billioncan i can i say some real fast isaac it's actually kind of relevant to like everything that we didn't do
35:15i was looking around like as we were walking through twitchcon and there were people playingvideo games at twitchcon like going to specific booths and like playing new games and like testing outthis and doing that that's the whole fucking point of twitchcon i didn't even realize it you'retelling me they played games.Sorry.Dude, that face actuallyis not so bad. I hated that.The thing I want to do
35:42a friend group, honestly.The thing wasTwitchcon that was so weird waswhat?There was a line to play.No, there was a line to play Valerian atTwitchCon.There was like people, I was like, who's up there?
35:58What creator? Like, no, this is just theValerian.I looked at it. I was like, that sucks.Yeah, dude, there was like a green cloud around it too.It was bad.You stepped us in a 10-foot raid.You said these guys and they stunk like poop.Yeah, it was really bad.
36:18Just going to San Diego to sit in the line to play Valerie is absolutely absurd.That's so fucked, man.Dude, the way they set up the convention was so ass.Like, I can't.That was the exact same place that they held it at in 2019.and somehow they made it seem like it was a completely different building.It was so trashed the way they set it up this time.It fucking sucked.
36:38It was actually horrible.Like 2019 was set up so much differently.It was so much cooler.Like I'm pretty sure they had all the lights like super low.And it was like kind of dark in there.And everything was like neon and like lit up and shit.It was really cool.But dude, this time I just...
36:52It felt like a school field trip.It was so small.Sorry, stop.It did.It was so small.It did feel like a school field trip.If here's a home, Larry's melting like a fucking dumbass bopsicle.He's got a chance to rapper hat on.
37:06Chance the rapper.No, but the convention.I want to talk about how shitty the convention was on that note.We've been talking about that.I mean, like, there was other instances.There was a security guard.There was a security guard that, like, kicked us out of like this fucking,the gamer stuff's booth.
37:24There was the fact that it was just so shilly operated.Someone broke their back.Somebody broke their back.Someone broke their back.At Twitchcon.And dislocated their knee.It was crazy.And dislocated their knee.
37:34And somebody else like her.There was instances.Instances of sexual assault.What?At the convention.What?Multiple.That's so weird.
37:44I could send you a little bit longer.Like is there an actual?By multiple different people?Multiple different streamers.Wait.Streamers.Streamers getting assaulted?Yeah.
37:55Sexually assaulted.Yeah.I'm not going to go too much into it because it's not really like YouTube worthy.No, that's so sad, though.I didn't know about that.What the fuck is your problem, man?That ruins the whole thing.What are you talking?
38:06Oh, my God.I didn't know about that.That's so shitty.Yeah.And here we are walking around, like, laughing about this person that had, like,pizza in our hand or something like that and, like, fucking around.What did you just say?What did you have to do with anything?
38:19What?You've never said pizza in this whole podcast.The first time, we said pizza in any podcast.You would tell the in, man, come all.You don't know what we're talking about.Think about his fucking pizza.No, I'm sure.I was trying to correlate the fact that.
38:33That Noki was pretty good.Well, remember when we got recognized in that Target?Oh, yeah.Remember when we got recognized at the burger place?We weren't even like in Twitchgoal.We had we have our badges on.We got recognized in Target just by shopping and just like,yeah, that was weird.
38:51Larry, please.That was absolutely insane.Sorry.Kill you in real life on VT.Well, I mean, we didn't get recognized at a target.and it was like,shout out to Poland.I brought in Polish.
39:02I've heard that song so many times now.I can't do it anymore.It's like,it's like,we heard it on the leak,didn't we?It was like absurd.We were the first ones to listen to it.
39:12Yeah,it was.Yeah.By the way,running it back to Valeran,you guys hear what happenedwith Valerin?Not really with Valourin.
39:20More so the,this girl.What?Had it murdered.I think it was her sister.Because her sister was,flirting with her valourwith her valor and boyfriend
39:31that is wildoh my goddudethat is wildI rememberabsolutely no onein their rightactually you could
39:41bring the best lawyerup to meand have himexplain why valent is a good gameand a greatgreat thingand I will still not be convincedyeah no
39:49he's his assit's the worstwalk upstopnever ask me to playvalent with you everI will nevershut up
39:55ever againI'm saying this right nowI have toyou guys want toHop on Valoran?No!No!Seriously, I think
40:03Valeran has actuallydropped below Leagueof Legends at this point.It's so bad.Yes, I would saythat league sucks,cock,but Valorin is just worse.
40:12Valoran is like,when Tanner and I,dude,when Tanner asked that girl,I remember we're in lineand she said,we're just waiting for Valorand Tanner and I looked at each other
40:21and I remember Tannerwas like,that sucks.I was like,that sucks.My smile went to a frown,like, you'rethe sound effect
40:31in everythingplayed asyou do it.I was like,oh.It's like,you're like,I never like,
40:37turned around and walkedaway so swiftly.It was so bad.I was pissed.I was pissed when I was going to.I'm dead.It was so bad,dude.
40:47Oh.No,but overall,I think that,I think that was greatto, like,meet some people at the con.Yeah.
40:52But I think that the entireoverall setup of thingswas pretty fucking dog shit.And we need a panel.We need a panel.And apparently the best way to get a panel is just reach out to a partner manager.And they'll just give you one.That's all you do.
41:06Is that crazy?I just want my name on a fucking Twitter thing.Oh, big T, right there.That's not going to happen.You need the group.That's what we need to be.The group.It's going to be the group.
41:15The group.You guys, watch what happens next year.Mark my words.We're going to have our own panel.We're going to have the longest thing.We're going to have our own convention.Fuck all that shit.Man, we're having a convention.
41:25Group convention.We're going to have to shut it down.Like 18 people are going to break their spinesBring your drinks, we don't give a fuckCan we, wait, can we just have like just grunkRun it while we're doing other things?Can we go out to eat and have grunk run the panel?Yeah.
41:38Yeah.Grung be like, you can have Y.It's just a cut out of all of us, a big cardboard cut out.You can't have just have it like panel.You can have we mask the wump god.Come out there.We mask.We mask the wump god.
41:53Oh, wait.Wochise is going to be there too.Woe cheese.We're not.Warps, warps, was been.Warps was been.Warps.He came out with a chocolate bar.
42:01Yeah.That was crazy.I saw that.Wilkes and Kareem.What?What'd you say?Will Smith.Willie Waka?
42:14It's not even a rapper.It's just the dully using the name, Mary.Full Smith isn't a rapper.Shut up.Yeah, he is.Yeah, he is.He was.He's a rapper.
42:23He was a rapper.Oh, my God.fucking moron.Jamont Wooden.You got to be a dead.He's the men in black.He was Larry in West Philadelphia.Willie Wonka's R rappers.
42:32Chocolate balls.Really?Oh.Dude.Oh.Dude.Oh.We're talking about TwitchCon for like an hour.
42:45I know.I think we could say in conclusion, bad con.Great people.Great people.Good people.Good people.Good people.Good people.
42:53Good people.Bad place.Was there anything else, like, notable that happened?We love a shit.Can we have fucking jackets, dude?Are you kidding me?We did.Oh, the NASCAR jackets.
43:02That is.Here, Larry, 360.Stand up, 360.Oh, you don't have it on.I can bring it.I can bring it.I can bring mine out.Mine has Pfizer on it.
43:09Yeah, go get yours, T.He'll get it.Dude, the jackets we got.We got, we got.Yeah, I got my dog.I hope my grandpa he isn't watching the podcast.I got him a John Deere jacket.Because he's fucking loves John Deer.
43:21He's going to love this.It's a NASCAR jacket.And it literally just says,Pfizer on it.It's sofucking hard.Give me that jacket toYummy.
43:29It's actually insane.Oh yeah.You should have put that whole thing in my arm.You little anti-Vax are you?I'm not anti-vax.I'm literally notanti-vac.Hey-oh, yummy.
43:40Hey-O-Y-Y-O-Y-My,Hey-O-My, truth or dare.Okay.Yummy and Truth-Dare.Whichever one you want to fucking ask.Dare.All right.I dare you to get a vaccination.
43:49Whoa.You won't do it.You won't do it.Truth, do you have a vaccination?Okay, guys, the cat's out of the bag.I'm not vaccinated.Oh, wait, I got an idea.Oh, my God.
44:05Uh-oh.I dare you to also get a vaccination.I'm vaxed.I'm vaxed shit.I got my four booster seats and everything.Okay.There's a reason I'm not sick.Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, truth of there.
44:17Larry, I dare to get a driver's license.Larry, I dare you.I carry you to not illegallyDr. Hey, oh, Tanner,truth of dare.I dare you to get a car.Instead of driving Larry's, bro.That's crazy.
44:34Wait, Larry has a carbon of license,but Tanner has a license in the car.I have everything I need.I don't have a car.They're perfect for each.Like a dumb and dumber.Dude, I drove Larry's car and I was going on the U-turn,and I accidentally, like, drifted it.
44:49I heard the,I accidentally, like, whipped it so hard on accident.Wait, Larry, is it?Front wheel or back wheel drive?Rear wheel?Rear?No way.You serious?
44:58I accidentally whipped and I was like, Jesus!And I like tried to get my hands back on the wheel.I was so scared.Tanner, you could actually like drive his car.Wait.Larry, are you going to go this week to next week to get your license?Yeah.We can do that.
45:14No, he's not.He said that three weeks ago.Yeah, you did actually do that.Yeah, I'm going to get my license tomorrow.Three weeks later.I love how I wake up.and I just hear his like loud ass exhaust and it's like I can't tell if it's Tanner or Larry leaving.What do you think yours sounds like?
45:30The Camaro's definitely worse.Camaro's louder.No, I don't, not really, man.Well, I start my car up in the garage.In the garage and it echoes.Yeah, I can't wait until I move in in the fucking garage door motor.He's in his bitch.Dude, it was so bad.
45:47When I was sleeping on the air magic, it was so bad.Oh.It's okay.We'll put a carpet down.like an earth. You're like Squidward when his eyesjust like, well, put some...On the garage door.Yeah, that's bad. I forgot about your room up there.
46:02There's nothing on my car. I mean, there arethere are other things that we can talk about besides TwitchCon.Because I felt... Yomi is planning to moving with uslike two days. Next week, next week, right?I thought I get my fucking taxes done and I'm not sick anymore.That's cool. Oh, that is like two weeks.Here with us forever. Yeah, I'm never moving out.You could actually like keep a
46:22straight. Larry, why do you look likethat, dude, please? I see all the linesin your face, Larry. I can't tell if you're happy orsad or what. I can't tell if you'recrying orif you'reat home. Larry's a wax dummy.What is the next
46:38convention? Oh, Pax.No, Pax.No, there's Pax. Wast.There's Pax West. Oh, really?There's a TwitchCon in Paris, too, I think.Oh, I mean, we, we're sorry.Twitch Chagg. We ain't going to see parents.I don't want to see parents.
46:52I don't even have my past for it's a beautiful it's a beautiful placepeople in Paris are mean from what I heard they are mean but like they're meangeneralization Nick come on no it's not true okay I'll generalize the entire countrythey all hit the city oh it's a French French peopleTanner your camera blinkedhis cameras falling his sleep right now.Look.What are you doing?
47:33Look, it's opening its eyes.It's like, oh, I'm going to bed.Views at home, it appears that the camera boys are messing with their cameras.The camera boys.Hey, they sleep, you head.Larry's.Hey, sleepy head.This is like two hours into an I have been
47:50Tosby's house.He disappeared.Here's at home.Larry's gone.Here's a home, Larry's back.Watch.Dude, who did we...I got...
48:01Who did we go to and see at the dinner?Sorry, what we were saying?Weist.What dinner?We met Shabuya.We met Shabuya.She was very nice.They're so nice.
48:15Everybody there.Kenny.Kenny?Kenny.Kenny.We had to elaborate on him.Ficaria.Kenny Vicaro.
48:22Vicaro?He is the football NFL pro star, Tennessee Titan owner of the gym we went to.Played as a safety for the Tennessee Titans.Right.Those who have seen the vlog that Nick and I put out, we went to a gym in both the vlogs.And that was owned by Kenny, who is an ex-s safety, I believe, for the Titans.But the Tennessee Titans, he was a safety.He's a dope guy.
48:47Really cool guy.Great gym.He was W people for real.W people.We had W. Eats with W people.Tanner and I combined, I think, had over 48 Moscow mules.Yeah.No, my genuine number, I think of the, I had two shots of whiskey and seven Moscow meals.
49:03We had two shots of Jameson and seven Moscow mules.Seven Moscow mules.I want to be 21 now.Dude, it's so fun.We can just like drink like all the time.And whenever you want, it's awesome.It's cool.Larry.
49:15It's like addictive.Larry, are you okay, buddy?What do you?Yomi had one Moscow meal and he was on the floor.He was like, oh, he took aHe took a sip, he was like, you know what?Are you serious right now, bro?I had five Moscow mules.
49:34I have to say this now.And Yami, I'm calling you out on your marijuana habits.With a marijuana.Dude, you're such a fucking idiot.No, I'm not an idiot.I'm not an idiot.You're listening.Okay, go ahead.
49:47I'm turning around.I'm turning around.I'm turning around.opinion because this guy is the leastlike he smoked weed like once in his life everso go ahead. Yummy getspast the Booth andit's a joint by the way.
49:59It's a joint by the way.So much in front ofthe entire group of people.It was one hit.Isaac, I know you said you're turning around but turnthe fuck back around.Oh hell not.One hit of boof outside of a restaurant
50:15and this dude thinks that I'm fuckingWiz Khalifa. It was not justIt wasYou walked away with the pointDudeYou literally ate itWith the jointAnd the boof
50:28You guysYou're a liarYou're a fucking lieWe're not overreactingYummy loves weedBeers at homeI don'tFirst of all I don't
50:37Number twoYou think a jointA singular joint can be sharedBetween 10 peopleIt cannotNoIt's a one person thingIt can't
50:45It is a one to twoperson thingYummy's like sitting in the fucking Uber and he's likeWhat are you talking about?I was next to you in the Uber and you were just staring at me dudeWhat are you talking about?I'm like, what are you talking?You're going to get off quick.
51:07I was the only one so we wereGo to a other Airbnb.Yummy wake up.And then Isaac wanted me to go outside and take a singularPop off the roach.I'm sitting there in the fucking living roomand he just goes,Yummy, get outside now.
51:23We're smoking the fucking joint.And then he comes back in five minutes laterand he's like, Yami, get outside.I had no shoes on.I finally make it to the front door.The tiny little fucking quarter inch roachthat they were smoking was gone.And I was like, why the fuck did you tell me
51:38to come out here?Like, quarter inch roach?It was a quarter inch.It was tiny.You just kept going, Yomi, get out here and smoke.What you do?I kept on saying, like, let's go, come on.He took a time and the roach was gone.
51:52He saw in like a little wheelchair.The roach was in a hammock on life support.It had like a gas mask on.It was like,for the listeners and viewers at home,for the viewers and listeners at home,just make sure that if you do try a little bit of marijuana,which is not bad, it's not horrible,
52:12just make sure you know where you're getting from,make sure you're doing it a safe environment.If you're an adult, make sure you're doing it.We're in a legal state.Minor smoke weed.Minor smoke weed now.Stop!Stop!
52:21Stop!Okay, quit.Everyone that had participatedwas able to.With that being said,I didn't want to.I didn't know.Gamersubs' blunts.
52:32Gamer subs joints are coming out tomorrow.Starting with peach tea and guacamolee game are far.Starting with Keith tea.Wachimolee Gamer Blum.Wachamoli, wamer,WampiwomiwakiwakiwkiSelech.Ween, we.
52:49Also, to accompany that, we're going to have Gamer Subsalene.That's going to be served on the next convention.Oh, my God.The panel.Are you serious?Are you how excited I am?Wait.I was like a Jim Carrey joke.
53:03Wait.If we had a flavor, what would it be?Waukee.Cocklessy.Cawkin pussy.Cawking pussy.Realistically, what would we make it be?I don't want to do like that.
53:14Like, I hate people that joke about like force.Yeah, hell.So we should do it?Why would we do that?Why would we just say?Like, are you four years old?Let's just get pissed.Let's just literally name it piss and it's yellow.
53:28Let's call our flavor Gatorade.So I don't just get yourself suited to the fucking graph.It's aID, but it's AID, it's AID.What about Gamer, Gamer Aids?Gamer Aids.Gamerade. Gamerade.Gamerade.Gamerade.
53:42Way, yummy.Yeah, yummy.Hey.Gamerade.And it's red.And it's red.And it's red.And it's red.
53:48What does it have to do with AIDS?Why are you so excited about it being red?Because gamer AIDS, like it's in support of red.You said pissed before and I said yellow.I'm thinking of color coordination.And it's red.Can we end this fucking podcast?I want to leave you.
54:03Yeah, and how about you tell your story?What happened when you were wearing that fucking hat, Larry?What happened?Who walked up to you?And it's red.Dale Earhart.Some dude walked up to Larry and was like.Dale and Hart, Jr.
54:17That hat brings back memories, dude.Who said that?Who said that?Who brings back memories?Here's to the one that they won.He was really sweet.Here's to the one that we know.See, what you guys all missed was a really fun time.
54:32Grunk, Tanner and I, we were walking all the way to the Twitchcon convention.And we had a stick and we dropped it into water and we watched it splash.Oh.Remember that, Tanner?Mind fuck.That's it.I never came so hard.Like, that was absurd.
54:50It was awesome.A stick dropping?And then we threw into the water.We hung like grunk over the bridge.Yeah, we hung upside down and like we lost all of his change.All this change.He was like, guys, hope.Charles Calculators and lunchboxes.
55:05People in San Diego are a little mean.We said hi to two bikers.They said like keep going or some and they did not give a fuck.I was like, there you go.Keep going.And they spat on me.They spout on my face like.They're like, ah.
55:14And we all, I was left like ranted on the fort.they were likethere was a big biker line dudethat shit was crazythere was a big biker ganglike the whole thing classesoh there was a car bouncing up and downwith the hydroly there was
55:28it drop itthere was an attention horrorthere was an attention horrorwith a Lamborghiniuh... end of the SVGhe just kept driving byhe just kept every single day we saw himyeah he like glapsed around the convention center
55:44like he was the fucking man of the worldday. Nobody flinched, though. There's like all on their phones.Remember when the entirelike group of bikers drove by and the littlemopeds, they're little like tiny little...Larry just talked about that, didn't he?Did he? Yeah.You still remember all the bikers? Oh.
56:00I think I was moreI was more impressed. I think I'm lagging in the brain.Oh, we sawone of those cars. I was likelike, do, do, do, do, do, like driving. Oh, yeah.R-34. R-33. It was an R-33.Was it the first night? It was the first night.We were walking down like this like area.
56:16I don't know.We just saw like, look that car.And then it went,I was like, oh, okay, that's like a billion dollar car.Oh, that day.Billion dollars.Wait, I mean, I don't we saw the R33?Yeah, it was, yeah, it was either an R32 or an R33.
56:29It was sexy.And then what they're talking about, I think they, I think it was an NSX.Yeah.That was trying to buy.Yeah, it was really nice.That would be insane to have like a 90s and SX.And then there was also McLaren that drove past us.That's right.
56:42The G.The G.car that drove by us.Yeah.The Tarismo.We were like right next to aDeLorean.We were right next to a
56:52escape park.Warismo.Warismo.Dude, the skate park.Escape park, remember that?That was a cool area.Underneath the Hy-O-Dadee park with graffiti.We were living in the part of San Diego
57:05where it was like very heavily.I mean, San Diego's right by two-one.It's like right there.So we were...It was great.It was nice.I literally said he felt like he was at home.What's Tijuana?
57:18Tijuana.Tijuana.What's Tijuana?It's in Mexico.You could literally get Uber into Tijuana.Put that gopher away.Look at that thing.It looks really chubby.
57:30Put that groundhog dead.Look that little sausage.That little peep in time.I guess that was our trip.Can I make an announcement?My video's dropping tomorrow.Oh, are you.You mean today, you mean today.
57:45Today, today, as we speak.Today.So, like, if you're watching this, go over to the Soft Willy Channel and watch the new video.Honestly, I think, yeah, it made me do that what Larry's doing.Oh, I forget you to hear that.Every time.I think when you watch it, look at the production value.It looks like it was a billion dollar video.
58:04How much was that?It looks like a Christopher Nolan movie.It was a lot of things.Stephen Spielberg.Yeah.Have you seen it before?By the way, you can only record it.Yeah, I watched it with you guys on the couch of the Airbnb.
58:16Fuck you, idiot.Oh, yeah.Did you like the video?I did.It's really funny.Like, it's funny.I would have watched it and left a life.I like the subtle.
58:26I like the subtle funny bits it has.Like,it makes nothing.It makes nothing out of something.Like,nothing moments make it something.It makes nothing out of something.No.
58:36Wait, it makes,no,it feels like nothing like pure silence.It turned,he made it turning to something.Something out of nothing.It makes something out of nothing.I said it makes nothing.
58:46I said it takes nothing into something.No, you did it.You said it makes nothing out of something.Yeah, that's not.No, I did it.Yes, she did.Everybody in the play.Stop!
58:57Flamed Tanner because he's fucking stupid right now.Shut up!I felt on the same.There's way that way when he starts yelling at you.Tater, yell.Do I like this way?Just just.We don't know where it is supposed to be.
59:13Shut up!It's the wrong way for me.Wrong way, Larry.Do the other way.You got sucked into it.Go ahead.Suck out!Be quiet!
59:41Quiet!Yours at home. I don't think you know what's going on.So, so loud that actually like almost flew away.I was like fucking his lips.His face like fell off.It was like going over until I left. It was awful.Oh, man.Well, that was a good episode.
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01:00:20in the wall by falling down the stairs.And I felt pretty bad.So that's a bad day. We can wrap it up now.I don't want to think about it anymore.That was the lowest point of my life. I don't want to talk about it anymore.Anyway.This episode was brought to you by gamers.This episode was brought to you by the new Sussbar dropping soon.
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