The Group Chat - #28 - We Said Some Unholy Things...😈

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the, we don't know how to tell our friends what's going on group chat podcast. And also, we're already starting off toxic. You're crying. There's a weird theme going on. We have zero topics, a donut hole of topics. There is a weird theme going on here. Yeah, there's a home. There's one cry baby and that's it.

Viewers at home, you won't not know. YouTube watchers will know. There seems to be a theme. The faceless YouTube wants to not be faceless anymore. Yeah, he's crying because he came out of a costume, even though he doesn't. doesn't even turn his camera on. Fucking shopping. I had two little idiots go and dress up for Halloween.

Wow, we dressed up for Halloween. I'm sorry! Do it, do it, do it, do it. I put on a costume. The viewers at home, sorry, I forgot. Yummy's a strawberry. I'm a strawberry. I was at home.

I had no time to prepare. Oh, you know what I look like? Did you see the episode of SpongeBob when the Flying Dutchman, Spongebob wished for him to be a vegetarian and then SpongeBob would turn it to strawberry? Oh, you're right. Dude, that's literally me right. now.

Oh, you're wrong. Spongeball. Come on your head. Drunk. Wait, wait, wait. I have a chopper. I'm chopper. Who is that, bitch?

It's Maria Joy. You just called Santa Maria a bitch? Yeah. What was wrong with you? Is that the virgin? I can't move on them. Do not curse around her. Now, that's the town hooker.

Dude, you're going straight to hell. That's not even God or nothing. Do you know who you're in a call with young man? Oh, sorry Sorry Yeah, but the Virgin Mary was not a virgin I could say that much Episode 28

I know how sex words Now where I'm joined by my friends And we are all dressed up Or most of us are And some of us think It's our seventh month in a row Seventh month in a row And we've never missed a week

And no one has ever missed a podcast Nobody's missed a podcast We just keep going We got a demon So Larry's an angel Tainers a nun Nick dressed up as a dumbass I'm a strawberry

Drunk as chomper Holy stray That was a stray bullet in my slime Thank you gamer subs for sponsoring this episode Thank you Gameer subs, thank you I'm dressed up as an idiot I'm dressed up as something horrible

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Actually Fun fact, we changed our code to misfits. No, he did it. Please don't listen to them. Misfits, they got deleted, and they can only use code good now. Viewers at home, if you use code misfits, what the hell? You actually have to pay $200. What is wrong with you?

Yeah, it doubles the price. You get 10% more. If you use code group FAR, you would actually get a plus $10, which means that you're going to run up to an additional $10. Now. Okay, that's also not true. That is a lie. And I can lie to you. So how do you feel about being gasoline?

Let's talk about gas-lining people. Some about how you feel after that. By the segue. Okay, I feel like gas-lighting people is like, it's only right if it's a joke. I think-chopper from Lumpkins. I'm here. I'm-exam. I think gas-liding is overplayed.

You said what? It's overplayed. Like, people pull that shit out of their ass. What are you talking about? People just like, we'll blanket everything. No, there's gaslighting. Yeah, yummy. Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, hey, you're acting really weird, man. We're not doing that. We're not doing it right now, yummy. We're not doing that. You're not doing that. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Are you feeling okay? I think this is you, man.

Not us. This is definitely you. Whatever. I'm not being gasolid. No, you want to hear some gaslighting? I'm literally not wearing pants right now. Stop. That's just not just a lot.

Stop! No. Okay, guys. For the viewers, it's blurred. Oh, thank God. Okay, we have been gaslit. We have been gaslit. You've been gaslit.

Cam, can you take grunks pants off and post that other? Well, unlike him, I am actually not wearing. Oh, dude. Oh, my, fuck. He's restricted, dude. We just hear you nuts. Sorry. All right.

If I think you're a girl. Here's at home, do you want to guess whose costume Larry's wearing? Mine. And I was going to wear it next week, but he has it on. So, sorry, guys. You would not fit that. I did already fit in it. It doesn't. You want to see them?

You can see his nuts. You can see his penis. It's because Isaac's chest is tiny. Isaac's chest. I have a barrel chest. Whoa. That was like, Jesus. Today I was thinking I were at the gym.

Look at these. And I was like, yeah, man, look at that. And I point to his chest. And he's like, it connects. It connects. It goes like this. A breath. Put them together.

It connects. All right. All right. I'm sorry. I wasn't fucking. 400 pounds when I was 8 years old I was a lot of shit ton of muscle like that I was a lineman at 10 years old and I weighed a

hundred hands at age four no he was center at age 1 what you said by my tight end at age 4 would you just say whoa I was a wide receiver at age 4 I was talking about something serious right now I was center at age 4 are you serious right now bro are you welcome to the worst podcast this is probably the world too probably

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the most episode ever. Huh? So tell me about your day. Podcasts related a topic. Did you guys see about Joe Rogan getting dethroned by market pliers?

What do you fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? It was Defrone. It was like,

It was like the chart tops. Yeah, because of Marks' Only fans. What do you know about that? Is he actually going to get naked? I want to see some hard dick in my life. I hope so.

Wait, okay. I'm going to look up if he got naked on the nude calendar. On the nude calendar? He has a nude calendar. And all the money went to charity. Yeah, all the money went to charity, I think. Honestly, I don't think it was a new.

I don't think he was actually nude, though. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's like fake nude. Was he side piping? Was he just sidepiping? I'm looking now. Does he talk funny in his videos? Oh, what's good?

What's a good? Oh, everybody. Oh, everybody doing a little more than a lot. Okay. And then Jack's up to guy, be like, whoops. And people are like, Maha!

What we got? We got Quibble top, but Larry, do you have a cell? Soble cup. Okay, I'm gonna now get four of you here. Your eyes like glow. Like, they're white. White.

Oh yeah. They are. Dude, did you like bleach your eyes? Wait, watch this. You look edited all the fucking time. What is wrong with your camera? You look like a fucking, you look like a Mr. Bustumnau. Yeah, dude.

You do. How? You don't even need to be edited. Can we get a picture of that? That is like perfect. Wait, wait, angle it more than put something in the door. For the viewers at home, I am now standing. Okay.

No, come back. Dude, you have to, no, come back. No, no, no, come back. No, no, no, no, I'm not doing it. No, it has to be right here. You have to be like, dude, he's got broad show. He does. No, he looks fucking huge.

It's the camera. The corset's an extra small. I'll be real. Larry's been looking big. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, put this back up there. I'm so sorry. We're actually going to get him on it. Time of viewers at home, Larry is listeners. I'm naked. He's let his movies hang out. He honestly has like saggy boobs and they're coming out of this

fucking D's face. I do not. No, I'm sorry. I'm the ones triple-check. Don't check. Don't check. Oh, my guys. Tanner, you fill that. You fill that out of this. No, you do more than Philo, dude. You're spainting that shit out. You deadlift, it rips. You know what Tanner looks like? Tanner looks like the sexy nun from Nacho Libre.

Is there a sexy nun in Nacho Libre? There is a sexy nun from Nacho Libre. That's not very close to it. You look like Dave the Barbarian. Wait, wait, wait, wasn't there like a Kate Upton? What was she in? She was in like, GTA, GTA 5. Sports and Trior Stories.

GTA 5. I think she was like my first. movie with Adam Sandler when he has a remote. Your first what, buddy? Like my first, like, quote unquote, celebrity crush like everybody else. No. At that age. Yeah, let me guess you used iFoney like once.

Stacey's mom. Actually, that's real is funny for those pictures. Yeah, and where she's like wearing the American, she was wearing the American, like, um, flag, like bra. Wasn't that like the top? It was like the top most rated, uh, picture of like all time for like four years on IFoney. She was like the queen of IFoney and Wilfair was the king. She was like a meme. She was just a meme.

Will Farrell was the king. Will Farrell was the king of my funny. Kate Upton was the queen. That is weird. Dude. Anyways, guys, Halloween is approaching dangerously fast and I won an outfit and now I don't have one.

So any... You have like seven. Any guesses? Any... I do have seven, but I'm gonna pretend I don't. Dude, we're in fucking October. What the fuck? Oh my F and... Oh, M. Double F and G.

It's 2020. Oh, M. Double FNG. I think because I live in Texas. Oh, yeah, because yeah, we're like one month behind. like the time zones. No, I think it's because like in Texas, there's just not like much difference in weather as abruptly as like New Jersey. Can we talk about that?

Yeah, we can talk about that. Yeah, I went, I went home for my birthday. It was super cute. Seeing all my fat dogs, my fat pug's the pug factory. Still running. But dude,

the color of the leaves there versus here was like, fucked. I felt like I just like time traveled like four months in advance. They were a very color. Dude, they are like orange and like. like yellow and shit. And it sounds like I've never heard of fall before, but...

It's turning beautiful here. Yeah, dude, I can't imagine what grunk... Dude, grunk has like the biggest backyard in the city. My drive back home, ooh-wee, it is gorgeous. And you're like kind of the woods. There's a lot of trees around in you and shit. I don't... Yeah, back in Washington, all the leaves are probably already on the fucking ground.

Actually, like 30 degrees. No, there's like zero leaves ever. They don't even grow back. They just stay off the tree. Yeah, that's true. They just stay off and it's always branches and trees. We actually don't get a lot of snow. Points of the tree, bald.

Bald. Bald. What is the degrees where you live right now? What's the temperature? In here in Texas? It's 40. It's 40 where I'm at that. It was 40 where I was from.

It's 44. Back at home. It's 57. How is it cold or I'm at that we're grunks at? It's literally 50 in Miami. Because you want to hear about it? My dad told me on the way here. Yeah, what do you say?

What's your dad say? There's a cold front that either blew up or down. I don't know where. It came from, but that's why it's been cold outside. Hey, and we're back. And we're back. I don't know what's going on, everybody.

What the H? Mr. Bees joined to the call for a second. It was weird. Mr. Bees joined and he was like, yeah, he was getting it. He was like, what are you doing? Sorry.

No, it's because he wanted to give me a bunch of money, but he couldn't because I was 17 earlier. Yeah, yeah, taxes and stuff. You're 18. You are 18, yeah. Quit line to people. You can, like, go to war and kill people like BTS.

Can we just talk about that, actually? BTS. What is the fucking BTS got drafted? Like BTS? No, they didn't

get drafted. They're like In military service. In Korea, you have to. Yeah, you have to enlist for like X amount of years.

And they said, right? Yeah. It's pretty lame. Porsche was enlisted. It's like Israel. What if the thing is back

and they perform they're like all shaved? Like they're like marching like soldiers and like performing. Their music sucks. Their music is like marching like war music.

It's like old tape music. It's like, Is that a real thing? Yeah, BTS is doing military service and they said they will return in 2025. I think they have to... Oh, my God. I think they have to do...

It's like by the age of like 25 or something like that, you have to do two years. Yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah. What happens if you don't? Do you get locked up? Yes.

I thought the K-pop industry ran the government. Like, they could probably get around that show. Practically. I saw the funniest tweet ever. I saw the funniest tweet ever. It said BTS is doing the wrong type of serve. And I like, I kind of. giggled a little bit. It was fucking sweet.

Fucking sucks. That's fucking awesome. That's so ass. That was a Twitter top 500 best tweets moment. Actually got stolen and got taken all over the place. You're going to see that again for like three months. If you search it up, I bet you they're going to be like the same fucking straight stacked up top. Dude, right now is like the worst time for them.

I feel like you guys see the things that are happening with like North Korea like launching more missiles near Japan. They've been doing that. Russia's like really stepping up their game in China too. dude, like we're getting real close to some fuck shit. Like, when is the group chat gonna get, when's group drag into, like, drafting? What if like grunt just got drafted? Like, we're all fine.

If grunt just got drafted, no, we're all just sitting here. That's the worst. He's the only one. Yeah. I want to see him in the outfit, like, fucking hilarious.

And then I like get on the battlefield and just die. You all have to live. He has shoest up on Claymore. He comes back and he has like zero personality and we kick him off the podcast. He sits like, like, a bag of rocks.

Imagine the stories I have. Imagine like he comes back from war and then like his like caregiver has to like wheelchair man in the call. And like GamerSups feels, GamerSups feels bad and they make like a wheelchair. Like a chair and a cup. It's like drunk like saluting the flag. It's like the car. No, and I can't say it. What?

Viewers at home. We are a little silly today. We are. Yeah. We're silly. Wait. Stay on the topic of military. Military.

Okay. My dad was in the Navy. He was in the Navy. Viewers at home. We fight. Do you make that for school? I did make that for school. Why is school making you do that?

What are you fighting for? Yeah. You're fucking senior. What is happening? I know. You're like a grown man that can kill someone. Literally, so we're doing this election project

where we have to make this entire election campaign. And like, that's our poster. We need to make an ad. We need to make a pamphlet. We need to pick four. Why are we making you like,

what class? It's going. government. What? Dude, when I, you're like in some special course or

something. No, it's just like honors government. It's not honors government. He's in good.

It's so much. Oh, dude, I also, I'm ending AP calculus this quarter with a B. So that's

Oh, out of kid. You fucking brought it out. Wait, what's better? Minus or a B. B minus is

worse than a B. It's like an 85. Are you? What? A B minus? If you remember like a while, I think I got a few podcasts ago, I was like, I just failed this calculus test because I really got a 60 on it. But I brought it back. So.

Yeah. Yo, 69. I'm going to give you a hand here. Go out, if you have the money, which I know you do, buy a T-I-inspire. And that thing, that I already have a calculator. Buy the T-I-inspire. Fucked. I actually get fucked here.

You know, that's a calculator. For anyone here that had their schools don't give a shit about calculators, buy a T-I-inspire. It's N-S-P-I-R-Y- Whatever fuck. Anyway, dude, you can literally play fucking Minecraft on it. What's the Texas government? You can't buy that. You can play Doom. You can play Doom.

That's a bad advice, dude. Just buy a Ti-84. Just for fun one time, I loaded a picture of boobies on a mom-mic calculator. You can't use that at the SAT, dude. Oh, my gosh. Yes, you can. They let me use it at the SAT. You did not do that.

You put boobies on your calculator? Dude, I used to type 8-0-0-8-13-5. 5. You're right. They don't normally allow you to, but the instructor didn't give a shit, so I was able to use my inspire on my SAT. Dude, I had a running nose. It didn't matter. I didn't get the greatest score.

Everybody talked to what? He said, he said I cheat on my SAT. That's not cheating. I barely used it, actually. What was your SAT score, Nick? 1,200 something, I forget. Mine is 1180. What's the lowest you can get?

What's the lowest you can get? Like 960 or something? No, it's like 800. It's like 800. It's like your name. If you forget your name, then you lose. you get like a zero. I was definitely in the 800s.

I was, I didn't make past 1,000. I was definitely the 800 or 900s. I can't remember. You know, I did too. Tanner, you were garbage. They don't even like take SATs anymore. Well, it's real. I, I don't think I got a,

I did not do a good job on any of like the SATs. PSAT. I only took the ACT. Is that the military one of the ACT? I feel like I got like a 12. I think I got a 29. I got a 12. That's actually really good.

900? What? I'm 49. Holy fuck. I was like, Jesus. You can't do that. No, no, the highest you could get is 36.

I didn't try whatsoever on all my tests. I'll be real. I didn't try on any of them. I didn't try on any, like, on my tests. Like, I didn't give a fucking,

I didn't do any prep work. I did nothing. All I do is go to the fucking, I went to the fucking classroom with my mint smelling, like, fucking pencils and bubble gum and mint gum. In fact,

dude, mint does something with your brain. I don't know. When you chew it or something. help you remind it. Yeah, remind you of some. Sort of. No.

No. Smell like a study. How much? Shut the fuck. You can. For all you schoolgoers. Real technique study before bed. That stays in your head overnight and like replenishes the next day.

It's insane. It's like a chug splash. Study before bed. Chug splash. That is so. You got chug splash. Oh, viewers at home. It's crazy.

I learned that in psych. If you have a test, chug splash. Viewers at home. This is coming from the kid. got a 60 on his AP Calc exam. You don't study, you can't... Okay, this is what you're supposed to do if you want to pass a test. You chug three, four locus and then you start studying and you'll learn.

No, no, no, no. You gotta... Just you're gonna drink four um, soji bottles, and then after that, spin three times, take some edibles and then... And then put your left foot in and then take your left foot out. Yeah, dude, the hokey pokey-sojoo is fucked. Dude, he's actually fucked. There's a ghost I was trying to address you. Have you guys, um...

There's a ghost like trying to... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, too much shoulder there. Have you guys ever had like really smart friends that would cry getting really good grades? Oh, yeah. No, I would always... Why when they got good grades? Yeah, like my friend, my friend, he got a 2390 on the old SAT in Cried. Dude, all of my friends from California all got perfect scores on the ACT 36.

Like, now the California education system is so good. Okay, can we pause that of years at home? I didn't see what happened. Gras just snapped like a plate in half. I don't know what the fuck that was. What is, what even is that? That's glass. What was that?

What is that? It's just glass. Ringlight cover. Why did you? Oh my God. I was bending it and it was making a noise. It was like, what did you do?

What? Is that what you do? If you like step on ice like an ice lake and you like keep on going, it makes a crinkliss sound, you keep going. I can't wait. And so that is in the entire podcast audio for the whole time. It's grung bending is, is light. No, that's really.

No, I couldn't hear it. That was the only time that I didn't hear it at all. I didn't hear it all. I didn't hear it at all. I didn't hear it at all until it shattered. I got jump scared like two times today. I was on my phone in the bathroom at a restaurant and then someone walked in and then I literally like jumped so hard. I don't even know why.

I like, I was acting like I had something to hide. What were you doing in the bathroom? I was peeing. Why would you ask him what he's doing in the bathroom? So you're telling me you're on your phone peeing? I do that. No, I was sitting in front of the sink checking my phone. I pee, I pee, I peed, and then went to wash my hands.

I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna let y'all motherfuckers know right now. I'll be looking at some tweets while I pee. I sit down to pee. I see every single tweet anyone that retouched me in. I do sit down to pee. I've never seen you one pee too. I don't give a fuck.

There you go, there you go. There you go. Yummy, you're a fucking strawberry. Yummy. Look up a squatty potty. I don't give a fuck. If you angle your body at 45 degrees, it's better for your bowels. You're like pee your fine.

You peeve fucking pansy. I peevee. I stand up like a man and I piss fine. Tanner, can you yell so that? You got a bend. You got a 45 degree angle to pee! No, you don't. Yes, you do.

You guys have little wieners. Listen, sit down. Look up a squatty potty. They exist. Yummy. I don't give a fuck. I had a bitch.

Yummy is far too manly to sit down on the toilet to pee. You know what I just, because it's comfortable, it's my time. Don't fucking listen to the yummy. Look at everybody's wearing. The only time.

I've ever said out to pee. He's fruity! He's fruity! What the hell? Oh my god. I thought I had to poop. I sat down. I farted.

I peed and I got up. He's in a strawberry outfit. Yummy, do you ever poop without having to pee? What the fuck? No, that's not possible. Yeah, I have a genuine question. Yeah, I poop without pee and pee at the same time. What?

What? Are you? Are you? Are you sneezed and the sneeze and the sneeze and peed all at the same time? all at the same time. That's called the Holy Grail. What?

No, I have, no, sneezing while peeing hurts. It's not, you're not meant for that. Yeah, you cut it off. It's like, it's like the hose is gonna rip open. Yeah, ow! Wait, have you forced... It just happened. Yeah, have you ever forced your pee and it burns?

People talk... You have gone to read, dude. Like, I can feel it, whatever people are talking about. Community time out, time out, time out. Listen, time out, time out. No, no, no, time out. Shut up. What? What?

different conversations happening. It's like a lunch table. Nick has got aria. We're like lunch globe. He just said, does it ever burn when you pee? No, I said when you force it out, doesn't it burn? You have an SDD. No, because it's going too fast. It's burning. It's like hot.

You guys have weak penis to you. Go to the bathroom and force pee out of your dick. And watch it all the time. Whenever you pee and you're really dehydrated, it feels like you're about a faint when you're peeing. That's not a real thing. What is wrong with you guys? You guys have health problems.

It's when you lay down for a while. You guys are. I resonate with that one. I don't know. Sometimes when I pee, my balls hurt. I'll be real if you're gonna be honest. No, that's not. No, it happened to me too.

That happens. It happens. It happens. One time I fainted and my grandma did not help me up. I smacked my head on the floor. No, seriously. I was lightheaded. And I get up after a little passing out.

No, my wiener wasn't out. Your dick was out. One time I was mowing out. I had no over a dog turned and it flew and hit my shoe and I went inside. I got mad. Wait, what are you doing right now? What are you doing right now? What?

Okay, I have a serious question. Do you think of a bird perps during a hurricane and it'll spin around and it'll get like to a force that's so deadly? If it hits a person, a tornado and then it goes around and hits a person so hard that it'll like knock it on and kill him. I don't think a tornado. Why does it have to be bird proof? Why can't it be like a rock? Because you don't imagine bird poop killing somebody. I don't think birds, birds know when it's coming and they leave early.

Yeah. The pickup shop. Okay. This bird was sleeping, Isaac. This bird was asleep. Oh, this bird was asleep. Birds don't poop in their sleep. The only way that would happen is if it froze.

If it was liquid, it just go... You didn't need it. Oh, like it all spread out, like a buckshot. Have you guys ever been pooped down by a bird? No, but one time on my car, I had like a nine-inch white streak of shit. I'm like Godzilla bird. One time I was mowed in the grass that ran over a doctor, and it hit my shoe. What did you say?

If your doctor came down your shoe? What'd you say? Just keep repeating the same story over and over again from the animated video that we saw. Oh, yeah. Shout out to the person who made that animated video that we saw. That was a little interesting. Listen.

When they were mowing the lawn and we told a story. Yeah, we were telling stories about mowing lawns. Shout out of you, brother. Unix. How do you know it's a brother? Yeah. You are a lot now. Oh.

Hell. Yeah. We all loved it. That was so inclusive. Can we put that? Can we link that in the description? Should somebody say that to game? We're linking it.

Yeah. So that was really funny. Definitely check out that clip. And we do it. We would love more. We would actually love more. That shit's so fucking fun. Yeah.

There was just an animated video of a podcast clip. Here's my contribution. Every time someone makes an animated video of us doing podcast stuff. I donate a dollar to charity. Oh, that's a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. What are you doing this?

I have a confession to make. I have a confession to make. I have a confession to make. What? It just kind of reminded me that. Back when I was on Xbox, every single time my Xbox would have a problem connecting to the Wi-Fi, I would always pray to God that if he would connect my Xbox back to the internet, I would donate $0.25 to the church.

And it would work every time. And I would never donate money to the church. I did the same thing, but it's like me going to church because I've never gone. Look at that necklace on your neck. Look at that necklace. He hit that thing so fast. He hit that so fast. You're going to hell.

You see who you're talking to, young man? You're going to hell. When I was a kid, I thought I was. like mentally deranged. Wait, you know what? Let me explain. Let me explain. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, I got to explain. I got to explain. Okay, so I used to run cross country when I was in like third, fourth grade. And when I would get really tired, I would, uh, like, I would imagine my family was dying at the finish line

and I had to go save them. fucking Vindy Oh my God David Ryan He's like Imagine my grandfather at war And I had to run and take him No that's

Dude that's real I would always think like Okay I would always like prepare if my mom died I'm like all right How am I gonna act around them How am I gonna act Am I gonna like what am I gonna say

What am I gonna do I'd always take steps And just in just a case I'm inside Like something really sad When I was a kid I think this was like Fourth or fifth grade

I told my I asked my mom like What should I do you ever got in a car accident and you almost died and she's like, why would you think of that? We're like going to school. Like I was, it was just like a normal day and I asked. You're like, what should I do of you like getting a car? She didn't get flunging out to like the car.

She's like, I don't know how to answer that. I was like out of the blue. I remember. I was like, I'm really sorry. I don't know. I think about it. Don't think about that. I remember I asked my stepdad.

I remember I asked my stepdad and I was like, if my mom dies, do I have to live with you? You had a big frown on your friend. Do I have to do I have to do that? I'd rather be homeless, please. I'd rather be with her. He'd kill me, too. A little, a wholesome moment with me and my mom,

I had asked her, this is before I understood how death worked. I asked her if, when I died, could she wait before burying me so I could ask God for more time on the planet? That's cute. Yeah. That sucks. You shut the fuck up. I'd beat your ass if I was your parent.

I can't wait until you get hit by a train. You're like begging for mercy for God. We're like sitting there like, oh my God. Take for mercy. Overwatch. That's not how she does. Pressy. Pressy.

Pressy. Heroes never die. Heroes never die. You're like mercy. There is mercy. Wait, that should be the thumbnail for this video. Mercy is. If you don't know.

Dude, what the fuck? Why does Grung have a barricade at the back of his room? I don't know. I don't know where he's going. Gruck has all this shoe rack in his living room. What is he trying to flex his drip? I just know he has no. There's no use.

When he was hard, Gruck moves out of his house, I imagine having a stick with like a bag and that's it. It's right there. One piece hat. Yeah, they are. Oh, what is he doing? What is chopper doing?

What is chopper doing right now? Chopper, if you're at home, chopper's walking around. My dog's a water bottle. his dog is peeing on a water His dog is eating in the house He's eating on a pee Eating on a pee.

You're going to have peeing I want to go back to the topic of what's peeing I want to go back Yeah you guys have pee problems I had poop problems growing up I had okay Nick it's been like a podcast You've told us a story about the time

No more pooping I don't want to hear it again Wait you guys want to hear the time That I was supposed to force out of fart I don't want to hear the time The first time he thought you had to fart What let me guess Let me guess your first time masturbating

You came to like Leggo Ningo Ningo and then that was like That's a good story. That is a pretty good story. Listen, that was by accident. First and foremost. It was bionicles, I thought. No, it was in Jago.

It was by accident. I didn't know. Who did you come to? Was it Zane? Why do you know that character name? Why do you know? Oh, it's the blonde hair. No, that's the blue one.

Lloyd, I think. It just happened to be. That's the worst one to come to. What the fuck? That's a really bad to come to Lloyd. You came to Lloyd? It was. It was not that way.

It was not that way. I'm not explaining this story. Especially my face cam on. That's not happening. You never talked about that? I did in a Tuxford video. You came to Lloyd on a Tuxford video. Hey, I upload that to shit too, dude.

Oh, did you? Yeah. No, that was a, it was a weird time. Girl, not me doing that. Oh. But, well, Nick, I used to look at WWE kissing montage. No, okay. It would tease the fuck out of us, man.

I'll be, I'll keep a buck 50. Dude, they were given. Okay, I'm not going to say that. Say it. No, you can say it. Whoa. No, it's illegal, but they were giving me bone. Oh! Cam 3204, Yolly flies off the rails.

What the fuck? You are not going to heaven, my boy. Dude, you were... It's not like W in a Borgheim. I'm calling all my angel friends. Grave digger, give you a... What the fuck? No, it was...

Undertaker. Undertaker. Undertaker. They get two girls in bikinis. And they're like, yeah, start fighting each other. He was like talking like Undertaker for Triple H. Undertaker.

And Triple H and John Cena. He always made me laugh. Moyo. He'll be like, fucking blow water everywhere. And they would just like kick somebody's ass for no reason and then leave. Like that was all W.

Remember when Donald was dead? Donald Trump was dead. Huh? Donald Trump wasn't WWE. You guys absolutely ass handed to him by the Great Collier or someone. The Craig Kelly. Dude, wait. Who is the guy with the mask?

The little short one? The Mexican guy. Ray Mysterio. Ray Mysterio, baby. Larry, that's who you should dress up as for Halloween. Wow. It'd be accurate because it'd be accurate. Whoa.

Why would it be accurate? Because the height? Because of the height and not because my friend Larry has to be Mexican today. Remember Jeff Hardy? Dude. Yeah. And you do this swan. A good segue way, Nick.

I remember Jeff Hardy. I don't want to talk. You saved his ass. You guys are in unison. I love Jeff Hardy. What is Tanner doing? I feel like Jeff Hardy. Holy years.

Tanner looks like an Overwatch character skin right now. Why did you get on? Heroes never die. I feel like if you were any hero, you'd be May. You just have so much to be meat.

Oh, you are May. I am May. Look. May you please start my wiener now. Is what I mean to say. Dude, I heard Overwatch characters are like really bad now. Like, May it doesn't even like freeze anybody.

A Doomfist is like ass. Doomfist turned into a tank. He turned into a tank and like a girl or a guy. Do you think Doomfist is a woman? Yeah. Whoa. What makes you say it's not? Oh.

Come on. You're right. You're right. You're right. Doom fist. Does that sound feminist? I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Kind of.

Wait. Why would I assume? Like a gay porn star. Doom fist. Yeah. Like he fished all of his partners. Men. He puts.

He puts his big fist in people butt hole. I love that you're grunk. He's just wholesomely eating jello. I know. You are so ba-ba baby today. Chomper. You're so baba. That's a grown man, by the way.

Chomper, look at your little paws, chomper. Okay, Karen. Start playing spring in my step. Y'ammy, you're at 37. You're wearing that. You'll be pushing 40s. You're a grown-ass man. that a driver's like

as a girl like Lourdes work Yomi Lay off the guy I think it was really funny how we were all talking about who's going to heaven and hell and then like

it was just like fucking terror was like I'm a nun and then Larry's like I'm an angel I'm mentally deranged and you're like goddamn strawberry costume

I was mentally deranged as a child I think I was I don't think so dude I busted my head open a bunch of times my brain's damaged Ew. I think we already said this on the podcast, but it wasn't it like when you didn't get your way, you would slam your head on like the, like the.

Oh, that was different, but I did do that, yeah. Okay. I did that. No, dude. My actual, like, head has bled five different times. It explains a lot, honestly. Just like a bunch of childhood, like, like getting hurt. Is that why you're so mean all the time?

I'm not mean. You're just a baby. Okay. Okay, you come back. One of course trauma over here. Dude, you know, but there's this thing or goes... He just looks around the fucking room. It's the funniest thing.

It's like a last track is supposed to be playing. He looks like a robot sometimes, dude. It's like, Automan. Oh my god. You're fucking animatronic, man. Yeah, you're like... I'm looking at everybody's faces. Sometimes I'll laugh at, then you guys would be like,

why'd you laugh like that? I don't know why you guys make fun of it sometimes. We did it again. Yeah. Did it again. Stop, stop, stop. You guys got me in a fucking. loop. I want to take Quailout with Bill Cosby. We know you want to turn your head.

Do it again. This is the formula. Punchline. Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn. Turn, turn. Turn, turn. Turn, turn. Turn, laugh, laugh. Top.

Topic. Dude. How does that happen, Yume? Was that trauma? What? My head? What? What?

What? What? at people? Yeah. Are you seeking for validation? I don't know, bro. You kept doing that in San Diego, you're like, it was funny. Every eight seconds you would do it.

It was funny. There's like one minor inconvenience and you're going to look right at me and do that way. We were all crammed into like this Uber car. Like people kept going like super quietly like like, And if we just hear like from the front seat, are you serious right now? Dude.

We were going to, it was like midnight. And we were going to the beach. And it were in the car. What the fuck was that? I was trying to mute it. And I just played the noise. I was like, where? I was sorry.

I was trying to mute dogs. I was. I thought you were like, pretend if I was sleeping. I was trying to mute the cough and I was like, oh my God. It's like that clip of Patrick, he's like, Oh, Louie, when he opens the book.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Keep going with your story. Uber, we're Uber into a beach. This was doing this stupid fucking, it was when the mafia joke started. Yeah, it was like, a little. Yeah, I'm a boss.

Yeah. Wake me up when I care. I'm not for you. There's so many. The driver was so quiet. He did not say a word the entire time. We like apologize. We're like sorry.

Isaac was going to apologize for the whole time. I was being considerate. Yeah, I did. So what? Yeah. I did it. And I did it. And I did it.

And I was going over the bridge. And I was like, guys, look at this skyline. That's all of San Diego. And San Jose was like, well, it's just concrete glass. Why would I care? Why would I care? It's been there for a while. I don't think of a fuck.

It's really funny. Can I change a topic for a second? Yeah, back to something you can really too. Let's go. Yeah, so childhood, can you guys explain to me like a childhood time where you're like really sad? Like you lost a game or something like that? Because I was just thinking about this.

My puppy got beheaded. And I was like really depressed after that because it was fucked up. Look at Nick's face. You fucking real? Are you serious? Are you slash... Are you slash... Are you slash serious?

Are you slash serious? He's not serious at all. I'm serious. You're not serious. I'd be head both of your puppies if you had two of them. I'd be hit that fucking horsey. Okay, so anyway, I lost my game. It was called Surf's Up on the DS.

I lost it in a fucking hotel. That was a sad memory. All right, Tanner, your turn. What? That was a joke. Well, that joke with a story time. And bro said beheading a fucking dog. How do you even come back from that?

Even if it was a joke. He had a pigeon or something I mean I don't really get sad as a kid Like my Chihuahua died But I didn't get really He got ran over Dude that reminds me

I had a dog Charlie Charlie ran into the Interstate by Starbucks Outside our house And got fucking out You were the old Why didn't bring a dog to Starbucks

If you bring a dog to Starbucks We lived My old house Had this really really big ass yard and another big yard, but we fenced it off and Charlie's cockass broke out and jumped over the fucking fence and ran it to the road

by that Starbucks and just got you should have gotten him that puppy, puppy chow mocha cocoa thing. Yeah, I was too young to care how old was the dog? Oh, it's a puppy. Well, not like a puppy puppy, it was like,

you know, like two. Wait, so he didn't feel it. No. Yeah, no. You only don't need puppies are indestructible. Puppies don't even have brains. Exactly. Unlike monkeys where they hold on to the wires and they die instantly

Oh those videos are insane They go and they jump on a logical wires and you can fall Like doing a fucking woo-hoo move Gorg, that's gonna be a gift dude I really hope that turns it to a gift There I know There's probably a gift right now Just the camera and just ragged calls

And one time a monkey took my Jimmy Chu chain And he uh Shut out All you do is Jimmy Choo has never looked at you in your life He knows who I am. Johnny Dang made me a close of a lot of him of a vagina. All right, yeah, put the clip.

Nobody's going to know. Nobody's going to know that. Man bala. I just check my DMs and there's just a gold chain of a fucking pussy just hanging there. Oh, yeah. I thought it was like two pieces of metal slammed together, but then I played the video and I was like, it all came together.

Yeah. Like the whole, the clip was out and everything. It was just all gold hanging from a... It was literally the tweet,

the tweet read it said like, like, like, man in a fucking wherever the fuck love this girlfriend so much that he got her,

his girls are like pussy chained. Do you think they had to like sit down and resin or whatever to like get that?

I think yeah, they're like, like, what the fuck? What do you think a sculpting or a sculptor? Yummy, how do you think are you a pussy necklace

connoor? Yeah. I don't know it. Yeah, I am. Pucket Pussies are made that way. They, like, fill up, and then they'll, like, let it harden and they put that. Who the fuck is Philip? Are we...

Puckett. What the fuck is Philip? Why is he, like, putting stuff about your phone? Why is he looking at that girl's pussy? Why is it looking at that girl's friend? Tanner? Are we going to get demonetized? No, we're fine.

Okay. YouTube manual reviewer. If you're 40 minutes into this podcast, you're welcome from the entertainment. You're my dick, bro. That was the hardest thing I've ever seen. a strawberry man say. Holy fuck. I look like a medieval

like an elf. Like he'd find me the woods. You look like an executioner. Like you're about to kill somebody. You're like glass royale. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, why was everything a song back in the day? Like when people were mining, they were always like being like synced up and like making a song.

It was like when they were talking about a girl. There was no air pods. There was no AirPods, Larry. iPods did not exist Now we're AirPods Miners? What the hell are you talking about? Miners!

Oh, what? So just saying the ones who mine are down in the whole Miners! You think they got AirPods in? Wait, wait, too excited about that, right?

Wait, Larry, pretend you're getting blown back. Minors! Through drunk's ear. One more time, Tanner. Go again. Don't do it again. Wait, I got, I lied. Miners!

What? Was there some lag going on? No, no, he's, you did that with this one. No, I know. I was just like, he's like, hey. Miners. Hey. Hey.

This is fucking stupid. This is the- All right, I'm instating a new rule. Miner's DNI. No, to not watching the podcast anymore. Do not interact. I think this podcast like beats off

the other podcast that was goofy off. You can't follow up what we were just talking about. No. Bray out of what we were just talking about. Okay. I think this podcast,

all right, listen, I think this podcast beats out the other goofy off other podcasts. I think this podcast jerks off the other goofy off one.

This blows out. This one's, this one's, it's always like the random episode. This is a cornball number eight podcast. Yeah, this is,

this is emoji. everywhere about you guys. I think they all that. I think it's way better when we don't have topics because we just start talking about the stupidest shit ever. I never got to tell my sad story. Oh, say your sad story. Four years ago.

I don't think I have one. I don't get sad. Oh, I have one. I have one. I was like six or seven. I went to Sea World. I was walking on the curb. And the ground at SeaWorld is like all the rocks are glued together and shit.

That's like the pavement. Dude, I don't even know how to explain. It's just a bunch of rocks and garbage. And I slipped off the curb. Boom. Right on my elbow. Boom. Right.

him boom right on my elbow. Boom. And I started bleeding and I was just crying like a little bitch. Was that like several times where it was like putting emphasis? I was like boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, I remember I got scab on my elbow and I picked it and it tore all the way at my own. Ew, what the fuck?

What are you talking about? I never picked scabs as a kid unless they were like in my face. Like in my eyes. I ate them because they were fucking nutritious. I thought it would heal faster. How did you get that? Can't wait. I have one there too.

I see. That's the avatar symbol. That's staff infection. That's staff infection. No. It's because I was a kid and I fell and it busted open. I fell on my scooter. It busted open once.

And then it's gas. That's how many. It's gas over. And then I fell again and I landed on like the bark of a tree and then it reopened. How do you fall on the barn of the tree? And it started a. What did you do? I heard you go in the ground.

Now you're on the bar. And then I went to the roller rink. And then I fell again and went. Doesn't picking scabs make it heal faster so like it keeps going? Yeah, it does. Over and over again. So like, No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does. Does that make a scar? You're ruining God's plan of healing if you pick a scat. Okay, well, God made some really delicious snacks on my body to eat. No, there's no way you ate your scabs. I, it's like a pepperoni. Dude, I used to eat my boogers until my grandma yelled at me.

That's the worst thing. I rather eat my scouts are in a fucking burgers. Do you have green or white boogers? White. They're probably fucking great. I just didn't know what I put it, so I ate it and then I yelled it. If you eat, dude, all right, put it in the comments. Would you rather eat your scabs or your boogers?

Or your belly bowl of it? I make a little sandwich out of it. I'll put my booger in between two big scabs and then eat it. Okay, who's done this, right? Who's done this? You hold on to your AirPods, right? And you put that in. Stop.

And then somehow you put your finger in your mouth and now you taste the earwax. Ew. Shut up. Why don't you put your finger in your mouth? That's even better. I've had some crazy ear wax before. Oh my god.

I remember that one where you flushed out your ear waxed it was like a ball. It was like a bowling ball. I had to squeeze water in my ear like hot boiling water. Dude, it was so hot I did it and I was like and then I got fucking dizzy and I started stumbling around my house

because I scorched my eardrum. The eardrum got fucking boiled alive. Yeah. And fucking equilibrium. Yeah. You don't put boiling water in your fucking ear Yeah, don't do that. But an actual canal

sized piece of earwax like a tube just came out of my ear, dude. It was like a perfect that was the perfect like fucking structure of the inside of your earlo's It was like a curve fucking like fucking tube like a log of shit.

Imagine there was like little holes in it and they're like little men there are little men in your ear and it showed it. You're like you're like wind up and he's like let go on man it was like a family

and hill when you pour like metal down to an hill. Oh that's cool those vities are cool. Have you seen the video? videos of like these people pulling whatever is in their nose. Yes.

Oh, this, oh, I don't watch, I don't watch anything like that. Okay, I have a question. I've ever seen the Zid Doctor? If you ever,

if you haven't, if you haven't, if you have an Audi, would you ever pull out your Audi? What? Dude, if you press in on your belly button, it hurts.

Does that make you nauseous? Yeah, yeah, it makes me really uncomfortable. It gross. It's my dick. It does hear my dick too when I pressed on it.

It does. It's like, there's something connected to it. Wait. I know, it's, Do girls have an equivalent of getting hit in the balls? Yeah, they have a bone down there.

They have a bone down there. They have pussy balls. They feel the same thing we do. Oh. I don't know. They don't have balls. Girls do have a vagina. That's how you coughed everything.

That's how you coughed all in Twitchcon. I did it on purpose. Yourung got yummy and exorc's sick at Twitchcon. That's real. I did. I spit on XCC's mouth. You're mean for that. Hey, listen, I'd spend a nice.

you see some out if I could do. That's my ass. Bro, stop. What? Shoot, I had a sad story. Oh, yeah. You remember on that beach in San Diego when I found that full sand dollar just alive? It was like this big?

How was it alive? I don't know if you know, but you gave it to me and I actually spent it on the Coca-Cola. Stop. What did you do? What did you do with it? I put it in my wallet for safekeeping. And then I got in the airport, I opened my wallet. It was in dust.

There's like dust and then pieces. There's a fragile. You open it like, I know. The Sand dollar was like the cage in the size. He said a card one box. He said that dry makeo on your wallet. He said that dragmaic.

I ate it. Is you really? He took a bite. He did. He did. I took a bite and I ate it. Oh, you did? Yeah, well, there's a hair on it.

There's an actual hair on it. Why is everyone freaking out? Because it's a drive me ago. It's already in there for like two months after the trip. It was pretty bad. It was being preserved. I showed it. I showed it.

I showed it to everybody that I knew in Austin. I was like, you want to see my dried mango? Wamp! It was your party trick. It was like a death flow. If you have any pimple problems, get this device. It actually cures it instantly. All right.

How about you tell the class? No, get on the spot treatment. No. Yeah. No, no, no. Nutri Gino. What is it? I put it on.

I put it on. I put it on. It's gone the next day. Cipolis. Damn. If you guys have syphilis problems. Dude, I've never had to. acne once on my face.

Yeah, I've been really lucky too. I don't really get acne. I don't know why. My dad skin's oily as fuck, but mine's like perfect. I don't know what it is. There's people at my school that do acutane. I think acutane is like not good for you at all.

It nukes your whole face. It's the equivalent of like the whitening toothpaste. Literally, if you don't eat anything before you take it, you literally like die. Like you can't, you can't function as a human being. I can throw an air in weird places if you take acutons. I can pull my nipples out right now. Yeah, it actually expedites puberty.

everybody on 10x isn't you get a lot of blood hair. It makes your lips all chapped and gross. Dude, Acutane can literally make you depressed and make you want to kill yourself. It's crazy. That's like every drug though.

I guess so, but acutane is pretty, pretty rough. My sister did it. My aunt did it too, and they were like, really, my aunt had like really bad acting.

Tanner, when you get fucking like as an adult? My nipples aren't out. Yeah, like it does really well, but it really can fuck you up mentally. Yeah,

you have to go through it. Yeah. in order for it to do well. My cousin did too. I think it can help remove scarring too if I'm not mistaken. If I'm not mistaken. I'm surprised I don't have scars

like on my jawline. Just proper pimples, man. Did you have a lot of acne here on your cheek? No, it's, I didn't really have a lot of acne, but like I would get it occasionally and I would never like treat it with any kind of anything. I would just pop it. Yeah.

That's fine. Right? Yeah. Yeah, I'd pop it. But then I'd just like, I'd like rub at it sometimes too. I only would get one debilitating pimple. That was like the biggest thing. ever seen my entire life.

And once I popped it, I'd bleed out and get dizzy. And I'd, like, lay down. Like, that's literally what would happen. I don't know. I don't know. My mom saw one on my back, and it was, like, the size of, like, a nickel. No. And then she, like, popped it.

You probably had a fucking cyst back there and popped, and it came out, like, as marbles and oysters. Stop. Oh, my God. I literally, like, passed out. She's, like, dumping out. Oh, yeah, fish in, like, fish bones and green lagoos. You're making yummy puke.

Yeah. Had to cough. Sorry, my bad. No, I think, like, the worst pain is, like, literally ingrown hairs if you don't get it right. I've never had one. Just get, like, a fucking, uh, little, little thing, and you pull the tweezers. You guys ever had, like, a fucking horrible, like, blackhead on the, the corner, or like a pibble of your nose? That's the one of its most.

Ouch, out. Ouch. Or right in the middle, right between your eyebrows. Yeah. I don't know, man. Lower back is pretty painful. Never had those. I don't get a hackney like that, dude.

I don't have much backney either, but, like, sweating from the gym and stuff, I've gotten a pretty bad. Also, right, like, okay, I shave my arms and I get all in here sometimes, like pimples, like, like right inside of the crease, like maybe one or two. What if it's like razor burn? That is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. When I wipe, when I wipe up my back, I used to get acne on my middle back from when I was white. Oh, what the hell is wrong with you? That was the worst episode. That should be the end of that discussion. Oh my God. Dude, I remember I took a picture and maybe you guys This is not a safe space. It's called a joke, dude.

What you're saying is that you wipe towards your balls? I wipe from my cooch. Okay, okay. Has anybody ever feared like he wiped them too far up and it's gonna like go up to their hair? It's just a sock. It's gonna have like a strip. Imagine getting to your like middle back.

You're like, dang, I'm going way too far. You're like, you're like, oh shit. It's the stop sign. This is the grossest. This is the grossest podcast. You're like, at the bumping hook. And like, your hair stands up because he kept going.

It's like sticking up. The poop, like, acted like gel. It spiked your hair straight up into a point. Can you stop? I got a piece of I mean, Larry, how can you talk about this? But you can't talk about eating mayonnaise. I'll get him with this.

Hey, Larry, imagine a really big back pimple and you pop it. And then you put on a piece of bread and eat at the end. And then mayonnaise is in a big bucket. It gets all over you. Maynays. Imagine, remember that guy that was cooking food in the dirty dishes and have fun with that thinking about it? That's a bad one. That was a really bad one.

Okay. Have you guys ever seen the poop drowns and like, like, Wait, I just confused myself. Is that in English? This is how the video one. The guy had like a luchador mask, right? And he was like drenched in shit. And he was covering himself up.

It was like a wrestler's mask. Like an old, like naturally red. Ray Mysterio. Ray Mysterio. And he was like dressed and she was in the sewer. And he just had shit. And he went under. He like went under and then went back up.

And he had a bunch of piles of poop with corn. Hmm. What the fuck? you're talking about? I tuned out. It's like the second video I mentioned, nobody fucking knows, and I'm gonna get the end,

be like, oh, I know we're talking about. Dude. Oh, actually, I know what you mean. I have the video if you want it. Oh, my,

okay, I can talk about something? Can I talk? Okay. Stop laughing. I went to the amusement park here around me, and I kid you not,

I paid $120 to ride four rides in one of the scary attractions because it was so, it was so expensive. I paid $5 for water. Should have gotten a dash pass. I paid $20 for a cup of fries this big. Oh my God. I'm never going to an amusement park. You have any ability to buy dash pass?

I mean, it would be another $80. You think DoorDash is the amusement park. Dude, fairs, amusement parks, they're just the biggest scams of water. Like a damn. Pieces of garbage. The movies, dude. Those are also the worst. Just like...

Sorry. Movie theaters. Dude, I'm not eating a fucking Panera bread every again. That shit's overpriced as hell. What are you talking about? Give me a discount. I got a small milkshake,

a turkey chili bowl, and a sandwich. $47. That's literally the same price as your cookout meal, I'm sure. That's literally... Are you fucking dumb? I don't know.

I don't argue with cookout. We went to cook out. We went to cook out. went to cookout, we got a whole like three tray meal. It was like $17. See? But also they forgot an entire tray and gave me the wrong tree. Dude, they fucked up.

You should be the representative for cookout. Literally we went, we went back to the house to eat it and we opened it and we were like, where's our third tray? And then we went back to the cookout and stood in the driveway. No, look, they did actually help. I have a picture. Like, what kind of food is a cookout? What kind of food is it?

Whatever you want, dude. What do you want right now? This is us at the drive-thru talking to the guy. We're like, you got to fix this. We're going to be pissed. What do you want right now, Tanner? What are you hungry for? Honestly, I could eat like...

Fuck. I could eat like Alfredo. Lemon pepper wings. All right. Okay, lemon pepper wings. Did I got lemon pepper wings? No, they got that shit either. They got cheese bites.

They got... Oh, they're like Sonic? They just have like any kind of bite size. Yeah. Exactly like Sonic. Yeah. They're kind of like Sonic. But better, a lot better

I'm gonna say Cookout was not that good. You got the worst thing he could get at Cookette. You got the fucking chicken cassidia. That was an idiotic move. That was a dumb. Dude, every chicken cassidies ass. Tell them about the burger.

That burger was some horse ass, my boy. That shit was some garbage, man. That shit. Over-cooked-a-smashed burger as. He ate the whole thing. Welcome to a good burger. He ate the whole thing. He ate the whole burger, you big fat ass.

Oh, it starts out of good. Yeah. It was okay. It was like a smashburger. What the fuck? I lied. Guys, sorry.

I backtracked and I lied. You can't complain about a $5 meal, bro. That was a $5 meal. It doesn't make a lot of sense. They must know your name. You go there all this. They must know you by name. They actually know my credit card number.

They see a time to fit pulling in and that guy. Yeah, they already have the order ready. Here you go, Mr. Yum. Get the frog cook ready. All right, everybody. Station. Everybody get on lunch.

Station. Everybody freaks out. They hear the They're all flipping patties. They pull out the biggest It's like slown motion It's like lips are smacking as he's ordering A dump truck

Boop. You get all like the condiments All the fries in the dump truck The cold The cold is a A pocket for the Coke The crate opens up Like more burgers

He comes in I like a triple box You do dogs In a cookout We can on a third tray Let it swim Let it burn Let it cry

swim? There you go. Let us swim. We ain't serving food here. What's your guys is number one fast food restaurant? Chick-fil-A is really good. Why are we laughing? Yeah.

Is it the pause, the awkward pause? I was thinking. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A is really good. Everyone was thinking. I wasn't thinking. We're all thinking. I mean, McDonald's is fun.

Can I be honest? No, dude. I hate that piece of shit place. McDonald's a ass. McDonald's is like their food does not actually fill you up. It's like fluff. It's like, it feels really good doing it.

I like their McClary's though. You know like Wally? No. The robot? Yeah, the robot, the movie. Everyone's in space and they're all in those fucking chairs and they're huge as

fuck. Yeah. That's why I think like McDonald's average customer where they wanted to look like because they came out with like the most stupid idiotic thing ever. Okay. So just the land there and sea.

A land there and sea. It was like a fucking turkey. burger and a burger and a fish filet, a filet of fish for no fucking... The Sierra and Land thing, right? Yeah, seriously, stupid. Oh, it also had like the land air and sea.

That's what they called is. I literally said it the wrong order and yummy corrected me. Oh, dude, every time we talk about food, yummy corrects it. I know, dude, no order. Dude, so you guys are dumb and calories, yeah, we can count everything.

I'm not counting that shit. I don't get a fuck about calories. Yeah. You guys are midsilly. You'll be like, um, I haven't had enough macros today and my microbiology chromosome food burger is too many macros and I can't eat it.

And that's why our vertical is more than two inches, yummy and big ass three and big ass fries thanks. I'll get them again. 1B1 mean basketball, fatty. I will all cross you up. Fucking get you. Talking about me, Larry.

He called me from not. Oh, I'll be real. 1B3, you guys. It's because I told him his verticals two inches. That's why he's called me fat. You'll win in basketball. I will win it. I will win it.

I guess everybody. Maybe. Not when I deck him and then fucking take the ball and then Hey, that's a foul. That's a foul. We're playing streetball. I'm going to shoot him in the head with a gun. Oh, you want to play streetball?

Let's play streetball. I'm fed to cross you up and pull your pants down, slurped your shit down, and then dunk on you, dog. You know, what I'm going to put your bands down, sling your ball on the dick and not go up? What? What? What? What did he say? What is that?

He said to pull your pants down and hop like a spring of dunk. I'm going to jump off your dick. I'm going to jump on it like a back morning. I'm going to jump on it like a bathroom. Boom. Boom. I actually read this really interesting short story for English. And it was called The Bet.

And this guy was... What's so funny about that? This guy got... He was like, I bet that I could survive 15 years in prison for $2 million. I saw that. I know that short story. And then he did it. But like in those 15 years, he like read all.

these books. He didn't want the money. He gained all this knowledge. And then he like became a nihilist guy. It was like nothing matters. All this knowledge I know, it doesn't matter. I'm just going to die. And it doesn't matter. And they walked out five minutes before it was 15 years. Oh yeah, that's right. That's based. That's freaking sweet. Yeah, he didn't want. Yeah. Moral of the story. Yeah. No, that's like the story of the cavemen with like the fire and they saw like the shadows. And like they went out. And then I made a book. It'd be called the bit. If you call the Riz book

The W. The Riz Bible. I would make a cookbook called good eats. That's what I would do. I feel like to make a good people. Good grub. With good people. I'd make a book called Big Puffer.

The Grizzie Bible. The gris. When it gets silent, I look straight to you. I don't know why. You just look silly. He makes faces every two minutes. You kind of remind him of the guy who was like trying to run for president and he had a boot in his head.

Who? What? What was that? He had a boot? He had a boot in his head. That guy fell under, he's sleep under trees. Johnny Apple Seed? Yeah, Johnny Aveseet fell asleep under a tree and an appellate his head.

His name was a Berman Supreme. Yeah, huh? I saw it on barnyard. That's, you can't have heard of it? Albert. No, that's not Albert. Who is it? Look. Albert Nantucket. Whoa.

That guy's fucking sweet. Wait, who had an apple hit their head? Isaac Newton? Isaac Y? Isaac Y'clock? Isaac Newton. Isaac Newton. He's got invented gravity.

Isaac the guy that runs Russia. Wait, who's the guy who found electricity? Albert. My favorite... Franklin, Franklin. Tesla. Nikolai. Wasn't Edison?

No, Thomas. Thomas. Tom Edison stole it. Ben Franklin is a fucking fraud. He's a fraud. He calls me Nikolai Tesla. He did. Nikolai.

Thomas Edison. Okay, I have to poop. Can we wrap it up? No, no, we have to keep going. We got to keep going. The first part of the episode was like gibberish. We got to keep going. No, I still have to poop.

Chewy's like three minutes and now we got to keep going. I'm in Mr. Beast. No poop, just to leave. We don't need you here. We don't need you. We don't know when you're gone, so just go. Did you actually start using your face cam, but wear a mask? You're like, put it like neck down.

I have to poop. This isn't a joke. No, don't. Answer my question. Don't. What's your Chick-fil-A-O-Lay order? And I didn't. He's very selfish like that.

He's, let's get him out of here. No, man. What's your chick-fil-a order, guys? Come on, guys. I get an A-Pie chicken-Nugged. No, it's the only thing you're like, no. Have you guys tried their new spicy girl chicken sandwich? It's way too spicy.

I'm serious. Dude, it's way too spicy. It's way too spicy. It's way too spicy. You're like their dream customer. Like, you know everything. You're like, no. I don't like tell people like what again shit?

Like, you're an adaboard. for like fucking fast food. I mean, did you eat today yet? Don't ask that question. You know the answer. Yeah, I ate with the Papa. Whoa. Papa John?

Yeah, I had Papa Johns. And what are you gonna have tonight? Probably cook out or Taco Bell. That's so bad. Your metabolism has to be really good. But you have a nice ass kitchen and all you do is eat food out, dude. You only spend $10,000 on his kitchen

and he just there. No, I did it. It was 15K. Before you come at me, before you come at me, before you come at me, Yummy, literally, I remember when he was buying his house, he's like, look at this fucking kitchen. I'm going to cook meals in here all the time, bro. It's going to be crazy.

Stop looking at that, yummy. Stop looking at me. And, stop looking at me. And Larry, don't come at me. I was like, after not having a kitchen, after not having a kitchen for such a long time, you built your kitchen with your bare hands, with your dad. And then you moved out and you never used it.

I think I cooked in that kitchen like two times. That's insane. I remember you saying like I'm going to be cooking this bitch. I won't learn another cooking shit. I remember you're like, I'm going to do cooking streams. I'm going to do all the time of shit. I told myself right before. I told myself right before.

You did one cooking stream. I remember. I did. It was baking. No, I baked. I didn't even cook. You're a girl. Wow.

Okay. Anyway. Anyways. Anyways. Uh, no. Says you strawberry fruit cake. Why don't you cook like a man? Like a steer steak or some shit in your kitchen on the cash thine?

How about you who took a sous feed with Guga? All right. Yummy, I want you to be like in that costume stand like a really controversial take. Controversional? I don't know what it's going to be really bad. It's going to be the true question. I don't know what to say. It's better not to say it.

Wait, yummy. You should do a thing of something. Controversial cooking with yummy. You just start saying. Controversial cooking. Just like a bunch of stuff. Yeah, controversial cooking. Okay.

Okay. What time? What time? What time? It's a joke. Just to leave it. It's a joke. It's a late.

It's just a leaped. We can't. We can't. It's not even a joke. It's like... It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke.

It's a joke. It's a joke. You know, it was completely serious. We can just bleep it. Like, it's like... And we just bleep it. That one. It's just leave.

I said something really controversial. It was a joke, though. But totally, they shouldn't be able to do that, what I said. All right, now, say something not controversial. Women should be able to choose the right to abort their baby. Okay. There you go. That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. Didn't contradict the last thing you just said. No, it was bleeped. I didn't hear what he said. I don't know what he said either. I don't even know it. I forgot. Hold on.

Anyway, Larry, what about your fast food? Welcome back to episode 20 of the podcast. We went back eight episodes. So we were like mowing the lawn and I got really fucking food. I just think it went over a dog dirt or something. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.

So I want to talk about one last thing real quick. All right. And it's the fact that it is now officially fall time because the weather outside is Perfect and beautiful. And that means everyone should go watch Over the Garden Wall with your family and your friends and everybody you know.

Over the Garden Wall is better than possibly adventure time. I will say over the head. Okay, I wouldn't go that far. I'll go that far. It's the most far, fall time show ever. It is perfect.

Absolutely. It encapsulates everything about fall. It's perfect. It's beautiful. The animation is beautiful. There's songs. It's so good. It's so fucking good.

Is this a Ghibli film? Might be. It's on the, it's teeter and it's shorter, but it has so much substance. You can literally watch all Ode the Guy and Wall in one night like one afternoon. Oh there's so much substance

in it. It's so good. Over the hedge. Over the hedge. We can watch over the hedge. What are you laughing about? Oh, he's laughing. Why is it a jibbley film? Are you serious right now, bro? My ears hurt so bad. I was ringing after that. That was weird.

What's a jibly film? What's a gibley film? A jibbley. Isaac's not, he's not coming back. We could brofist without Isaac. We don't need him. We don't need him, yeah. He's fake. You think did he brofist?

Like, still? He doesn't. I don't think he does. He's what he does. All right, guys. He's a faker. Then he plays his fucking silly video games, Tune Town and Pirates of Caribbean.

Yeah, he plays games on podcasts. It doesn't even pay attention. He hates everybody. I'm pretty sure he's like playing overwatch. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. He's like, oh, so what's your guy's favorite restaurant? What are you doing? You let you jerk it off.

So what's your guys? I would never do that. I would never do that. And you're a chick-fil-a-chigan sandwich is way through spicy. I really... So I got cook out the other day and it was $27. And it was a lot of food. I think we should brofist it out.

I think we should. You don't want me to go into it on Isaac's computer, though. We can just leave it running for now. We can just leave it running. All right. All right. We'll be back. 10% off Gamerceps!

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