The Group Chat - #29 - "SPOOKY ahh" Halloween Special...🎃

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

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Ladies. Welcome back. Good Words TV, Land. We're on. We're on 28. 20-day-mill guys. 29.

We're in 29. Hey, slow down. Wait, we're like lined up with the, we're lined up with the date of release. Our life is about to be over. We're about to hit 30s and we hit a life crisis and buy a stupid car and then getting a car crash. And then be in the new 80s of cars. We should address an elephant in the room.

scary. Yeah, we should address something. There is a special guest, and he's not a fat penguin. What the freak? He is in Fortnite. Marshmallow. Marshmallow. Yes, I want you to be happier. Hey, don't do that.

I saw what you're trying to do. Don't do that, dude. Do that again. You're kicked off the fucking podcast. Yeah, seriously. Dude. Life. All right, guys, this is my new costume.

I am marshmallow. Who? He's like I'm marshmallow. Hey, guys, I'm marshmallow. No, I'm sure. What is that? I'm trying to fix my fucking helmet. Gummy song.

I'm not. fucking fat I need to fix it I was like that pointing my head is oh my god let me fix my helmet I also have a

rather pointy at oh yeah I still can't see Marshmallow what's your newest song you're dropping is it a remix of a song yeah I'm gonna be dropping

um half here two with Ninja and and Drake wait can you collab with ye can you collab with ye yay yay ye ye ye

who You make another song with Lowe. Nobody can work with Kanye. No, no, we're not working with him, dude. Okay, hold on now. Hold on. Here me out. How are you fucking hard this guy to be my fucking manager, dude?

Why do you really think that if we were to make a video with Kanye West, nobody would watch it? Yes. People would watch it. He's getting fucking praised on TikTok. We get in trouble. Really? What?

Yeah. Why is he getting praise for? He's on the Andrew Tates pages. He's on the pages that, like, are really happy about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a new Tate. Even an Andrew Tait. He's not.

I think what's going to happen is going to be the same thing that happened to Tate. He's going to get banned off of literally everything. And then he'll just be a dead celebrity. I don't think he's going to be a little bit. Well, no, not like dead. I mean, like, Andrew Tate come up like that and then went out like that. Well, I still see Enter Tate every single day. You mean him personally?

No, you don't. You know, where do you see him on? He lives in Tennessee. I don't know. I just see him on everything. I always see him on TikToks. I always see like the most things. I saw this tree.

There was like a tree that looked like his face. There was these clouds forming. Like, his face, I see him everywhere. I see it over with my cereal. I see his brother a lot too. His brother is.

He's a brother. Yeah. Tristan. They looked at the same. Fun fact, the guy that we did a video with today, he was like the instructor for when we went indoor skydiving. He looked like Andrew Tate a little bit.

He did. He did look like you. I looked straight at the camera. I said, that guy looks like Andrew Tate. And then Ferva just giggled and that was it. Also, big news.

since really early on. Speaking of baby, titty milk. What? I thought someone mentioned babies. I thought you were going to announce it in a baby. Well, Isaac,

you can stand up and show us. What? Babies love milk. No one. That was milkers, boy. Tid milk. Oh my God.

You see those things? Go ahead. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, my goodness. My ass is better than yours. What? Oh my God.

Big man boobies. So believe it or not, all of Gamer subs is new Titty milk comes from Big T T. I know. They call them Anders Squirtin. I grab everybody

the Amherst cup and you milk me like a cow just like this. The bunch of milk gets in there shake it up. Jay Shott's new flavor. It's a titty milk.

You just go groups out now. Yeah. Don't use code. Yeah. We need money from already. We need like, we've been having

titty milk all over the fucking place. It's really. It's really. It's got a nice yellow tint. It's pretty good. It's got a nice yellow tint. It's pretty good.

Wait. Are they announcing the two? No, I think only one. Only one. Your finger looks like cut off. Do this again with your two fingers. What the fuck? Why is your camera so gray?

Do you change that? Yeah, he made it black and white. That's scary. That's actually terrifying. That is really terrifying. Stop. Don't do that shit. Can you go like really far back?

Can you go like really far back? I want to see how it looks. How far back? Can you like disappear? Listeners at home. Listen is on. I'll see you later. That's really scary.

That's actually terrifying. Watch, watch, watch. You're going to come up really fast. Entire setup just crashes. You can get on blogs and if we start hearing ourselves doubled up again. Well, anyway, big drop. Thank you, Gamericeps.

Titty milk. Thank you for all the tities. that have supportive of us. I respect all the booms. Can we go back to... Can we go back to the Kanye

conversation for a second? Yeah, we're not going to address the fact that we're all fucking dressed up for Halloween. No. Talk about Kanye. What are you talking about?

My concern in question is will my yeasies go up in price? And I want to have a little... No, they're going down at price. Are they? They're not going to drop

and halved in price. I think they're going to drop and then I think they're going to skyrocket. The Yeezy slides are like 60s. No, I think, okay, do you think he's actually having like a BPD episode right now? No, I don't know. This isn't even, this is like a season. This shit is going on for a minute now.

Yeah. Like, it's getting pretty crazy. Like he's getting, it's like ramping up, you know? I'm hearing conflicting things of like him trying to get out of his contracts. But also, he's just going manic. I don't know. I'm sure that there's like maybe ounces of truth to what he says, but he just like displays everything in the most extreme ways ever.

Very extreme. Very extreme. He says it like horribly. Yeah, he's just got like a really weird way to put things. How about that? Let's just put it that way. I think, uh, I think, I don't know if it's real, but I think Trump said that he needed help.

Really? Is that real? Really do that? That guy says that Kanye needs help. That's crazy. That's crazy. He just don't want to say that. That's fuck.

That's just the waves. The music's so good though. Waves don't. Did you guys see, did you guys see when Kanye? called Joe Biden R word. A very bad word. On live TV. He's like, I know I'm not supposed to say that, Biden.

But that drops the... Yeah, he said, I was watching XQC watch this one interview. It was really funny. He was like, no, there's just like a cut, like a super cut or whatever of the interview. And he was like, he was like, no, let's go back to the femur dinosaur bone question. I was like, Convin kind of talks like he's a little manic though, doesn't he?

Like, I feel really bad. Like, he's always talking and did you see what he kept? Do you see when he called? He's been doing it for years, dude. Did you remember the interview he was like, I love photography. What the fuck does Gaga know about like Polaroids or something like that? The creative director is Gaga.

He always references shit. Like he uses Picasso when he's talking about like eating cereal. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see when he was talking to that one interviewer and he called him boy? He was like, stop talking. Yeah, yeah. He's like, don't call me boy. Yeah, he's like, stop treating me like a boy.

Yeah. You like put, I was named Pierce or something like that. I forget to interview his name. He's like British. Morgan. I think he's like the British guy. He's like, don't interrupt me while I'm talking and all that stuff. It's cute. It's cute. He had a moment. He had a moment. It was a cute thing.

I mean, I'm just a little confused what his vision is. Me too. I don't know. I don't know. Is he trying to go? He's making an ecosystem, man. He's making it a yay, a ecosystem. I think it's what it's called. Something like that? Doesn't he have his own weird school where they sing his music as like the national anthem and shit in the morning? Oh, yeah, dude, it was, they were talking about right after a seminar in the morning or like chapel in the morning of like Kanye's like school.

They were going to do something. I remember what the fuck they're not accredited. They're not like nothing. Yeah, there's nothing. Like 15K a year to go or something like that. That's pretty cheap. He's not a billionaire. It's not for a high school.

Okay, maybe not. It's something like an elementary school or an elementary school. That's crazy. That's weird. Did you guys know that he lost his billionaire status? Yeah. After 500 million, he's broke. That boy is a job.

In that interview, he made, he was like, he was like, you have a billion dollars to your name, the interviewer. And then Connie was like, billions. I have billions to my name. I'm billions. Yeah. There was another one where he's like, Adidas will never drop me. And then it's probably. I feel like that was, he was like egging them on.

He was. Right? Didn't you get kicked out like Skechers headquarters? You got kicked out As soon as he walked in and announced They asked him to leave and they took him out That's so fucking funny That's kind of

That's kind of hard though That would bring up sketches back I'll be like who cares It's like world's most interesting man The Heineken man Okay I have an idea Wait we bring Kanye on at GamerSups Yep

No thanks Wait Let's call it Donda juice Ew Dude that sucks Dude that sucks That sucks so bad Anyway

New topic Marshmallow's hair I'm here You're so happy We've already Talked about And his head is smushed I can't fucking breathe

My nose is being Squished up against my face Like right here I like also I have this thing on On top of Are you gonna talk about the hair? I don't

I can barely Oh yeah the hair is here I guess I can play with it sometimes Is your hair real marshmallow Is that real hair? Yeah I want you to be natural hair

Really? You to be happy I'm gonna a little A little thing. Like, what if I came in and I just started like rubbing my hair all over your tits and then I gave you a big bow job. The end. What'd you do? Oh, wait.

That's actually like the best outcome. We all live together so we can do that actually. Larry has a boner. Get it guys? He has a boner. Oh, he does. Anyway, you guys. Go ahead.

Never mind. I don't even know if this is old news or not. So I don't know if I should say it. If it's old news? Yeah. I don't know if it's old news. Go ahead say it. Valcurey race said no cap.

on a stack for real and got into trouble. Are you serious? Freezing A.V. Yep. Are you, he talks about beating up Lamoron every day. How is that? What?

Who? You said beating up LeBron? Yeah. Beating up LeBron. What? Get up! Do we blurt that? I don't even know.

Do we? I don't think of any cares. Give me the Niger. I can't see. So you guys are going to have to talk to me a second here or so. Yummy's staring at the wall right now. He's not even looking at you. You walked away, actually.

He's not even there anymore. Yeah, I'm no. Okay. Hang on. I have a good topic, I guess. I had a dream the other night where Marla's a team. Was it a wizardry or wizardly prophecy?

No, far from it. Far from it. Well, maybe it could have been a prophecy. But basically it was like, we were getting bombed. We were getting bombed. Oh, my God. Like, I was out. eating out and then I heard the noise like

and then I looked up and I saw the plane and it was terrifying like that's one of the scariest dreams I've ever had like like I do not want to get bombed ever wait because like me too that's real yeah no I think I really scary really want to get bombed you end up like me kids I never really like thought about it but that's like a really scary thing to look up and see a bomb loading dropping next to you like that's a really I wasn't getting.

I wouldn't get a shit. Me when I jump in the kiddie pool next to me, that's too easy. No, but, but the dream was messing with me because whenever the bombs hit the ground right in front of me, they didn't explode. They just kind of go, like, they go,

but then I looked across the street and another bomb hit a building and just the whole thing like... That's called plot armor. Yeah, it is. You never die in the dream. You just always are in danger. Yeah.

I hate that shit, dude. You're running in like negative speed. Yeah. Punching in your punches. do anything. Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

You're trying to give it an all way. The way to, like, realize if you're in a dream or not, apparently, is, like, clocks and, like, trying to stick your finger through your hand. And if you can, really? Like, you can, like, trigger a lucid dream. Yeah. Or you could just pinch yourself, right? Just.

Or try to scream really loud. That will wake you up sometimes, apparently, like, if you're in your dream. I think so? I would wake up a cold. Yeah, there's a lot of methods. Yeah. Oh, shit. What?

Like, you have to, it has to be a lucid dream for you to be able to do any of that, doesn't it? It does not. It just got to be, like, aware, I guess. It depends. Have you guys ever lucid dream before at all, ever? Once. Once. You're scared to do it.

What if I don't wake up? It was scary. I was, I remember when I slept. I was on my couch. And then I was like, I can see myself sleeping. I just, I do. And then you try to move and you can't. How do I know I'm not in a lucid dream right now?

Like, I fell asleep three years ago and I've been living in a lucid dream. this entire fucking time. Three years. I mean, you don't really. That's the paradox, buddy. Yeah, that's a paradox. That kind of plays into the simulation. My third eye is opening.

Whoa. We actually are just aliens that smoke DMT like 10 citries ago and we're all just like making shit up. 10 centricy. We're all the same alien. Nothing's real. I have a question. I have a question.

When is it too weird or too old to like stop or the trick-a-treat? To trick-treat? I think what is an old word? What the fuck are you doing? Going to college? Going to college? Well, parents go trick-or-treating, technically.

Yeah, with their kids. Oh, okay. So just find a kid and go trick-or treating with him, and you'll be fine. He's tagged on a little kid. Claire, you can pass as our son and we can take it. Hey, little kid want to go trick-treating with marshmallow. No, Gruck is taller than you. Yeah, grunk is way tall.

If you put on that skull mask and we take you up and we like hold your hand or something, they'll definitely. It will actually give us some of the kids. Andy's? Yeah, you hold out your head like a little. Wait, would you be his older brother or would be, like, his parents? Where's dad? You're like my cousins.

Five of us are's dads. The poly. I'm not family. Wait. Can poly relationships be like as many people as you want? Yeah, sure. Would you say poly. Polyamorous?

Do whatever you want. Polygamy. Polygamy, polyamorous relationships? Polymorphism is multiple. I know what it is, but like how many people can you have? Just like infinite. Polly is as many as many as. Five?

More? It's like Poly, um. Five. As many as five. More. I think like multiple.

Polygamy? Polygamy. I don't know. What would happen if you date in 40 people? It's like party mode. It's like you got to, you'd have a lot of jealousy problems. Well,

there are like religions, aren't there? Or like, there are beliefs that like people can have multiple wives and shit. Yeah. Is there? Yeah. Definitely.

Yeah. It's like, Oh, dude. Big powerful man. Not a, dude. Read me the Bible verse where it says you can be. Nah, uh. Thou can have hose.

What's the ratio of men, women? Whatever you want. It's one. What's the ratio back then? Larry, and there's multiple women that are with that man. What was the ratio back then? I mean, population, like, where the Lord?

But how many dinosaurs were there when men and women? Larry, shut the fuck up. Go ahead. There's 50. 50-50. It's 50- down the middle. Yes, there is.

There's something perfect. There's a motherfucker is frozen. Who is? That's so funny. Okay, that might not have happened for you guys, but Grunk was frozen as a wizard like this talking and it's not pleasant moving.

Actually, I don't have socks on. You guys would be weird about it. There's more women than men in the world, I thought. Are you guys seriously arguing about... There's like 4 billion women and like 3 billion men. No, there's, there's, There's 4 billion women and 4 billion men. There's not even 8 billion people.

I thought there's 7 billion people in the world. There's 18 billion people. No, there's a lot of them. It's not. You're freaking somebody out in the world right now. Technically. It's 8 billion. There's more doors than Windows.

And half of them are subdivision to be. What about doors with Windows? Okay, guys, I have an idea. Let's go to Cristiano Ronaldo's Instagram page. So! And calculate what percentage of the world. his following is Marshmellas start

Marshalo start singing a song Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Sorry I got it I want you to be happier Who remembers the marshmallow Fortnite concert? That was pretty revolutionary I watched the Arianna

Grandi one she was girl bossed up She was like stepping on I know She had like awesome thighs Well No one else Pay the attention to her body What's Larry Hitching right in?

I only like that I like that one one from the Travis Scott concert where he like shoves his crotch and the character's face Oh, when he's sitting at the chair on the hill and then his dick is just like

right in front because it was open on the world and you can kind of just sit wherever I'm pretty sure and he just walked him to dude put his dick in his face What? It's really

What? Scott put his dick that's on the Fortnite concert Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's really funny Yeah it's really funny Why does like

Charles Scott always look weird and like photos. He looks like his head is very long vertical. He looks like that one fish with the bug teeth. You don't what I'm talking about? Remember when he was apologizing for the Astro World thing and that one picture was going around of him like crying or whatever? He accidentally killed eight people

that was not funny. That part was not funny. That part was not funny. That was pretty messed up. Yeah. It was a messed up, man. So the guy today when we went indoor skydiving asked if we all liked anime and for some reason

everyone said no except for me you why did you guys say no I don't know I'm gonna leave he was like yeah yeah I wanted like fucking that's actually what I did drunk I literally said yeah

I'm a big I'm a big weeb did you say that he did it was so bad that Isaac laid on the couch you actually said that yes that's pretty amazing you got the whole hand thing like um you got a pipe It's weird.

It's like weird. Yeah. What can I say? I like anime. And then he flew up in the air and threw up. Oh. Speaking of anime, this would be a crazy, it doesn't even have to be an anime. It just could be a show.

The main protagonist, Wizard and a cowboy. That would be insane. Wizard and a cowboy. Comedy Central. I want to see a show like that, but in like the style of over the garden wall. That would be cool. Like an adventure time thing? Yeah

Tell me that would be fire Wizard and Cowboy That'd be kind of fire What would their adventures Kind of be like I don't know How about toy story anime Toy Story anime?

Toy story No No What the fuck? Why not? I don't know Is that like a toy dragon And a toy boy

And then he rides the dragon And he goes on missions What? That's just not even Toy Story And then Like a different thing The big guy

Comes in the room And then they play dead The big guy What? Oh Handy? He has a brush For his beard

It doesn't really work It's too tangled Who? Okay, I can't see Who is a brother That's a 9,000 year old hair I feel like the audio listeners at home I don't know what's going on

on my screen I can't see through all this Wait hold on let me try That's what crabs do to clean their eyeballs They don't do that They don't do that Yeah they do They don't have eyelids

All the way up here No way Their eyes are up here Wait so Mr. Crabs When he like took out his eyes And clean them When he like I mean, crabs really do.

I mean, crabs have these little things that they get on their mouth and then they windshield wipe their eyeballs. What? I think he said a single word in the past like 30 minutes. I think he's playing goofball. I've said a few words.

A few. I've said a few words. What's going on in that helmet of yours? Yeah, I feel isolated in this. I know how Endermans feel now. I can see you like. I can see you like. Now you're mad.

Now we get it. Why they're so mad when you look at. I feel every single fucking podcast. I feel judge right now. I want to start attacking fucking everybody here. Quit looking at you. I'm attacking. Me when I lay down in a kiddie pool.

That's too easy. He said that twice. What does that mean? Because if a bomb drops and innocent, Gras got a dreamt that a bond drop. Listen, everyone, listen. It's Halloween season.

It's Halloween. Have you had any weird experiences while trick-or-treating, like any, like, strange houses, any, like, strangers walking-in-a-do? You know what? I want to say something. All right. I want to say something real quick. You ought to be dumb as fuck if you eat an apple when there's blades in it. You ought to be dumb as shit to not notice a blade instead of apple. Why? Why would you even want to eat an apple you get from trick-or-treating? No one does that.

Why? No one does that. Imagine you getting an apple? Why would you even try to take a bite of an apple first? Also, don't eat candies that are, like, clear wrappers. Those are, they're, every candy has a label. Don't eat fucking candy with clear rappers. That's like the worst thing.

Or ones that you don't like that you can't. You know like Jolly Ranchers? You have to like unroll them. Yep. Like those don't trust those. Just be ones that you can like, you have to like open. They're sealed. Dude, when I was like a five year old child, this guy wanted me to go inside of his house like

like so bad, so badly. He's like I got a cool pumpkin cage here. There's a cool pumpkin thing in here. Cage? Yeah. It was like a bone cage. He said. I'm like, I'm okay.

I'm perfectly fun. And he says, I got a dog too. I'm like, no. Okay, listen, me, I would have gone. Maybe he just wanted you to come and look. I'm like, no, all right, here's your candy. It was like in a clear wrapper. I threw that shit away.

I threw it in the puddle. I was like, I was fucking out of here. Wait, how old were you? Five, I knew exactly what to do. You're pretty smart. 22. I was all down yesterday. We wasn't even Halloween.

The best houses were like the ones that gave out full-on chocolate bars and shit like that. We didn't grow up in that white-ass privileged neighborhood. I had to go towns over to find those places. I didn't grow up in that environment. Yeah, you did. Be my friend. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I don't even know about this shit that we have. My first chicken cheese. I got Zands and Parkinson's, bro. I got shot in the head, my first house.

I got the, I got the bluff. You know what I'm saying? I got everything. Look, I knocked on the door. I said, trick-a-tree. I got junk two minutes later. man I'm handing out

Adderall this Halloween Yeah That's a good idea I'm having a rat poisoning Like in the Dixie sticks Like you know the pixie sticks It's gonna be rat poison I forgot what they were called

I don't know if this is recording I hope it is I hope it is too Oh my God dude Oh yeah I see it I see it moving I see it moving Anyways Sorry

Yeah Yeah fun for sure like that Don't shit. You got electric kid it Isaac. Do that again? You do a Fortnite dance move.

My God. Someone else? All right. Nope. You can end it off, man. All right. Well, guys, podcast over 24 minutes in.

24. I can't do this for another 70 minutes. That is terrible bad. L plus ratio. Oh, I fell off. Oh, wait. L plus ratio, just put a thought on my brain

but I can't lead to it. No, you can't go to it. I don't know what it is. His wizard brain is fucked up. Grunk, are you going to go trick-or-treating this here? I don't know. It's either like, Mitchell's going to be here. Pulse Fires are going to be here on Halloween. Yeah, yeah.

You guys are grown men. There's people in war right now on your trick-or-treaty. Sorry. You guys are better. There's people glowing hands to the families. It'll either be trick-treating or like a Halloween party type thing. I don't know yet. I've done any.

I've celebrated for Halloween. Doldrick, no spooky dukey punch. Dude, don't get any of the trigger treating. No. We'd go to jail. We'd get the cops called on a list here. You're probably get arrested.

We'd get arrested. Okay, listen. Love our two neighbors, three. Hate them all else. They're all mean. They judge me. No, they don't. What do you talk about?

They love you. They feel like, I feel like I'm intruding. You're insecure. What do you mean? You are insecure. It's okay. We're not going to lie, though. We're in an area where we're definitely not supposed to be.

We just don't fit in. We're just around a whole bunch of families. Like retired families. And we're just like a bunch of like college kids. Dude. With loud cars. With a really loud fucking cars. Yeah.

I'm not going to lie. Last, what was it the other night? I walked outside with like a bulletproof vest. Like all black and like a joltz bag. Yep. I brought up my gun and I had my gun outside. Yeah, every single time we leave the garage door open and someone looks past, they're always staring inside of the garage and they just see the shitty lemonade stand that we made.

Yeah. And it's all these boxes. It's like a sawblades. It's like a museum. Fake guns and shit. I wonder if that like story spread to like the community. Oh, about us. Dude, these really weird kids like trying to sell like fucking lemonade.

Kids, grown, yeah. And then like they're looking and they see like the lemonade stand inside our garage and they're like, It's them, it's them, and then the cops come like, hey, about that lemonade stand in there. The cops are showing up to this house a lot. Yeah, I don't know why. Really? Not because of us. Yeah, you don't know about that?

No. Well, at first was because someone was missing. There was somebody was missing and then thought it was us, but. Maybe it was just because Nick got pulled over and the cops showed up to her house, and I just, like, put the two and two together. They thought you guys were missing? No. No, they thought they said, like, there was like a, like eight police cars outside. Yeah, there's like eight police cars outside.

somebody was missing and they were checking in. When was this? I was streaming. I thought we were getting killed. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

away or out the house at the moment. Did they, did they knock on the door? Yeah. What? Yeah, and I opened it. I was like, what's up, guys?

They were like, oh my gosh, I recognize your voice. Your eyes like, why? What the fuck? It's you! And they all like, like, took out their handcuffs

and brought me back to the station and made me do party trip. Oh This video is sponsored by And that was it It was like awesome This video will end If I took damage

You're buying craft Remember when that was like your thing Dude remember that was your thing That was your thing that you would never get away from For the longest time That was my thing for like eight months Thank God that dropped Can't wait for you guys

I have a school complaint To tell right now That just put something in my head Um So there's in my first period There's these two girls They're like adults they're 18, they're over 18.

And they're sitting there laughing their asses off at like Minecraft death sounds. Like Minecraft mob death sounds. They say, they quote Dahmer. This girl's on her second watch of Dahmer. I think Dahmer ruined like a lot of people. Like completely ruined.

I think that that show should have never been made. It's like just gross. Why are they? It's like glamorizing this like killer. It's like, Mass murderer. Psychopath. People are dressing up as domber for the first time that's happened.

It's so weird. They need to stop saying that. Ted Bundy. Yeah. And it's giving hydrochloric acid in my forehead vibes. All this person says is like, party hearty. And it makes me want to. It's really hard.

Bob, Bob, Bob, that person you're chops up and like kills and eats people. Yeah. I hope everybody who likes that does die. Whoa. Whoa.

They're like, They're like 15. They're 18. I can say that they could die. 29 minutes. Yeah, me, we'll leave that in a lot. I mean,

people used to glamorize the Columbine shooters. It's so weird. It's such a weird thing to do. They would use them as like, they make edits of them. Yeah. Okay.

There's a fucking, I got to find it, but there's a Twitter hashtag that has just a bunch of people. It's like a, it's like a Twitter space. But for people who love, like, killers and murderers and all that shit. Like, real, you know, real life.

Not only something. Speaking of, like, Twitter and, like, searching and stuff like that, I found out the hard way. Do not go onto Twitter and search up React to. Just don't search up react to. And now obviously people are going to look it up. Why would you do that? That's your biggest mistake of all. But I was putting up ideas for things to react to for when I, like, start streaming.

Why did you go to Twitter? Fucking grung to say, how do you spell? How do you spell too? Like he wants to see so bad. If you react to and then you just scroll down, it's just a shitload of like animated porn of like Overwatch character. Stop!

Come on. It's not even. It's disgusting. I don't see that, dude. Yours is like... I think yours is like personal. Oh, I'm serious. It happened.

Dude, there was like... There was like... There was like... There was like... Midgea doing a backflip on mine. Dude, I was like scrolling down. And the first thing I come across is like Hulk being written by some animated character that was like having sex with Thor. I'm not even doing you.

Dude, what are you? I'm this person. You're watching that shit. Dude, just personalized. Why is just crypto punks and midgets doing bagflips? Yeah, I just got like a Swiss army knife.

I don't know what shit's up. I don't know what cookies you accept that. They're tracking you. He made literally all that up. All right. I'm Googling it. I'm going to search it up. No,

now you're just going to Google Overwatch porn. That's how they get you. Diva feet, HD, Thanady Fee, riding fucking Winston. Dude, like the first thing is like, Yeah, you searched it up. I'm just a... Dude, I look up the Overwatch player

and they came on. Guys, guys, look, it's right here. Dude, look, it's Tracer getting fucked by Ryanhor. And I only looked up Overwatch Key. I only looked at the Overwatch. watch P. Orne. What the hell? Go watch P.

Anyway. You just exposed yourself, homie. Yeah, everybody's going to find out what you do. What if I just, like, did this for the rest of the podcast? What? Like, pretend you're going to take it off? No. No.

Nick, I fucking hate you. I just found out. Twitter page called fucking Cockshock legend. And it's a guy just showing his dick on Omigel. Oh, hell. Yeah, like you don't like that. Come on, no. Whoa. What the what he's talking about?

Dude. Yummy. Yeah, me. Say sorry. Okay, did you see NLEC Chapa recently? Did anyone see that? Did anybody see that? Okay, can we talk about something important now? Did anyone see that?

I saw that. I saw that A. I saw that A. In Ross said something about N. N.E. Chappas' penis and now he's live streaming with him. Like, they love each other. Yes. They do love each other. I don't know. Have you seen the picture?

What? Whoa. What's you? And only chopper that he tweeted two pictures of himself. In one, in one, he's really side piping like, like, like a rocket ship. Like, it's insane. I think that's a rocket ship. I know he's like, he's like, he's like, he's just like, he's just standing.

No, he's wearing just underwear. Oh my God. Dude, that's got to be fake. Whoa. Oh my. Yeah, look at it. Look at the screenshot. I'm not.

Oh my God. I can't look. I can't look at it. Blue face, baby. Wait, is that blue face or antly chop? I don't know. I don't know which one it is. Oh, yeah.

Post it on came a lot with a giant fucking cock. What was an only chop. Two annuli choppers and marshmallows face. Okay, sorry about that, guys. Too bad a day. I can't believe we brought that up as a podcast topic. What we were talking about? Have you guys seen

Annolly Chop us Big side piping dick? And you see our end Ross was like, yo, nice dick. This is not a very Halloween episode. Yeah,

this is such a scary spooky dokey episode, guys. Talking about penis and scary stories before. Talking about dick, tits and

fucking only unwrapped candy on all the way. Have you got any spooky things happen? A little spooky dokey with it?

Oh yeah. Anything scary happened to you? you guys on Halloween. I really haven't. But I have had something scary happen to me around Halloween time. Okay. That counts. Okay. Um, that's right. I don't know what the fuck like happened. It was this legitimately the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. So in my friend's neighborhood down in South Georgia where he lived, there was like multiple black bear sightings where like people's trash cans would get rummaged through and shit. And so like everybody was, um, I think, I don't know if

they were supposed to lock up their trash cans or what. But it happened like many times. times. And there was a bunch of golf cart trails and stuff around his house, like through the woods and everything. And we were riding on his golf cart. And we stopped at the road to go walk on a trail because his golf cart wouldn't fit on this one that we went through. And there was like fish skeletons that were like a foot long. And there was like, I'm not even kidding you. There was like 15 of them in a line scattered throughout. Like this like pile of bones in the middle of the woods. And we weren't sure if it was like a bear or like what the fuck it was. But we got so scared. We ran away. You know me? I can listen to you talk about skeletons all day. I know.

I like the way you talk. Was that good? Was that a good story? Oh, that was a good story. Yeah, that was. I liked it. That could put me to bed. Like, a little nighttime story.

Okay, I'm telling my hair. Think about yummy in a strawberry costume, but no pants on. I'm going to make your marshmallow full of cream. Whoa! Yommies are menace. I always hated Halloween, dude. I was always so scared of Halloween. I always hated the smell of Halloween.

You fucking hate horror. Pussy, pussy, pussy. Dude, I was just a scared. I was always like a scared little pussy and then like I would always wait for the 30 first to be over. You were always a scared little pussy. I said that. Why you say it like that? I was a scared little pussy.

I was a scared little pussy. I was a scared little pussy. Stop, say. I like that. What? It's a raunchy. Whatever, dude. It sucks.

Yeah, but I went to the, like, you know how theme parks do that scary thing every year? Yeah. I went to it with my friends, and it might have been, I think it was just the worst day ever to go because it was like a nice night. And we were there for six hours. We rode a total of four rides and one scary, like, haunted house. That sucks, dude. And, oh, my goodness.

So, so I paid $120 that day for that entire day. and and I paid 80 for my ticket no 70 for my ticket 25 for parking and then $20 for a cup of fries and then $5 for a water I have never going back yeah a water it's 475 for a water bottle for a water bottle that sucks it's it's really terrible it's something you gotta get your bag up drunk

it's so shameless it's so shameless oh yeah um did I want to hear it's not fully or was that my imagination Dude, the last time I went to an amusement park, it was literally only four rides. I was only on four rides. Yeah. Like, whenever you go and no one's there, it's so fun. But whenever, like, there's too many people on this planet, dude.

Yes, true. According to Elon Musk, we need more. No, that's not true. Is that what he said? Yes. He says that we're actually at a defy-fine. The baby rate. Yeah, because nobody's making babies anymore because everybody wants to kill.

Oh, babies fell off, yeah. The baby update fell off. The baby update fell off. Nobody wants to go through that. What he's into that? Whoa. If we had another big war, then there would be babies. There would be.

I think all the dudes would come back home. Yeah. All the dudes would come back home and their girlfriend and wives already be pregnant from other dudes. Or that. More the merrier. Whoa. If it was it. Do that again.

Do that again. That's really funny. The way that you look. Again, again. Again. Yeah. There is it again. Yeah.

Shut up. If it wasn't so expensive to live, people would have kids, I think, like more. If it wasn't true, it's true. Have you seen that? I saw, I don't know if it's real. I saw it on TikTok, but it was like a picture of starter home in the 60s and then like up every 10 years or something. Is that bigger?

Probably real. No, it got way smaller with like it gave a budget. It was like, it started home with 60 grand and it was like a huge house. And then it got smaller and smaller and way smaller. Yeah. No, the prices of home has increased. could have gone up over the course. I think it was like

500, 600%, but obviously, like, that comes with inflation, but at the same time, the ratio of, like, income to the ratio of household pricing doesn't... Actually, the inflation's only matched the price of houses up until, like, I think recently.

Just recently, I think inflation might have caught off a little bit. But that's still, like, fucked. Like, for example, nowadays, the burger's, like, fucking eight bucks, and that's, like, minimum wage. You're covering that year.

Back a $8 burger. I wouldn't take this. Back in a day, you'd make like, let's say you made like 20 cents an hour and a burger would be like 8 cents. Like you're just me. Okay. Listen, listen. Listen, listen.

Come me a bag of potatoes. But the big ass bag of Cheetos, I don't remember them being $5. Yeah. They were never once. I remember them being 33. Yes. Yes. You're the devil.

You're the devil. The hard flies. The hot flies seems to be only $2. Max. $2 max. $2 max. You would be like four. Yeah.

It's really. It's really annoying now. Because I feel like this, this era that we're in, like, people my age are like, I don't even want to like go through college and stuff because like money is such a huge, huge worry. It always has been, but like, I feel like now more than ever.

And you're rich. Yeah, but if you're not getting lucky, then you're not getting shit if you don't go to college. Like, it's very difficult to survive and have a single job with down college. That's not true, brother. Well, I'll sit here and I'll disagree with you as marshmallow. Hot, sexy marshmallow.

with big white hair. I'm a firm I feel like you can learn anything. You have to, you have to, you can learn a lot from like online and stuff, but you can't argue

the fact that we have all, like a lot of our success still has to do with luck. That is true, but at the same time we live in such an opportunistic time where it is the easiest has ever been to make a lot of money.

Ever. Like, this is the error right now. You just had to like, everybody has the opportunity, but only one percent of people are actually getting that opportunity to work. Well, yeah, if you don't want it, you're not going to get it.

You have to chase it. A lot of people who want it that don't get it. I mean, there's 99% of people who want it that don't get it. I mean, the 1% is the percent that are making it work. In my eyes, if you, the longer you keep going, the money will follow slowly. It might not be instant, you know. You might keep on doing whatever the fuck you want for a whole long time. And you don't even see a single cent of profit.

But at the same time, I mean, it could just be a waiting game. It is really, it is a lot of luck. It is a lot of chance, but there's also, it's way easier than it would be like 10 years ago. Like way easier. Wait. How long? How long would it take? How long would it take?

How long would it take for somebody to go from zero to hero? I don't know. It took me about six months. Kendrick-Snyder. Zero to hero. I started with $1 and I worked my way up to a Lamborghini. Yeah, why don't you write yourself across America and go see Mr. Beast, Larry? How about that?

I can do that. I know, you could. Probably could. No, that's pretty easy. In genuine question, how will new YouTubers even start anymore? Because, like,

I feel like the last big, like, entryway was Minecraft, and now that's gone. Now it's either going to be TikTok or it's going to be planted. You're going to be planted somewhere. YouTube shorts and TikTok.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You did you not going to make this fight. Did you see that? Huh? No, that's true. It's almost impossible to grow organically

on Twitch. And YouTube. like it's like behind Twitch. Yeah. Growing on Twitch by yourself. Growing on Twitch organically is damn near fucking a incident. It's impossible.

At this point of time, yes, everyone's like, TikTok is the most like viable way to grow as a content creator ever, I think right now. TikTok? Yeah.

It's the least like, like, it's so easy. But they're definitely the easiest to grow up. Yeah. You're not going to make any money. I don't see a TikTok follows translate over to other.

Yeah. It does. It does. It does. I mean, I've seen people with like a million on TikTok and over 100K on Instagram. Like that shit does definitely.

Well, yeah. I've seen a million on TikTok and people would stream and they get three viewers. Larry, back when, do you remember when that little silly meme of mine went like bananas? The basketball? What? Or was it a dog bar? I was talking about the VR. Yeah, but no, we're going to talk about the Minecraft one, you know?

That got me. It only went nuts on fucking Instagram and because it went nuts on Instagram. It could translate it over to YouTube. I just got a single small percentage of it. but it was just like so much in like retrospect right so like from platform to platform

conversions and shit like that like TikTok to YouTube is very doing I'm convinced that YouTube has the best translation rate for like audience and then it's TikTok after it's like no one no one goes from your YouTube to your TikTok but everyone goes from your TikTok to your YouTube no YouTube is at the highest point

of like it's so yeah like YouTube is literally like YouTube is like the top of the social media is like that is where the biggest opportunities are If you have a million subscribers on YouTube, you do not equate to a million followers on TikTok. Or like on Twitter either. Yeah, like a million subs on YouTube is still way, way more. Because I guess maybe it's just because it's easier to grow on those platforms.

And maybe it's because it's like indoctrinated. Like it's grandfathered in that you're a YouTuber. I think it's actually, I don't know. I'm going to say Twitter, dude. Yeah, I'm going to say Twitter. Because if you see a million on Twitter, I'm like, okay, they got a bigger than a million on you. Important for sure. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody can get a million subs on YouTube with like enough of a viral idea that they just recycle over the course of the year. I think we're talking about more so like like importance of having that million. If I have that million on Twitter, I'm going to be like, okay, I have a million on Twitter. It's a back end. It's a back end.

It's not like a main. Nobody has Twitter like a million followers. It's their main thing on Twitter. I know a few people. I know a few. Well, there's like gimmick accounts, bray. Think about it. Well, yeah, there's gimmick accounts.

But they're also like artists and shit like that. blah blah there on Twitter. Yeah, that's their back end following. then like their main source of income is going to be fucking huge. Dude. It's just, it's crazy because I'm not going to name me specific names here, but we were looking kind of at like some content creators

who have over like 10 million, 10 million and their views, they just kind of like not using the term fell off because they're still getting millions, but compared to what they used to be pulling. We'll talk about him. Not quibble cop, but honestly. You fell off.

Dude. I used to watch Coble Cop and Jelly. Me too. The slogan, man. Oh, my, I forgot about that guy. I remember Jelly, Jelly and Coebrookov to just play GT5 all day. Quibble Cop used to be huge and then Jelly passed him. Yeah, and then I watched it, I was like, this is boring, went back to Van House gaming.

Cocoa has some drama recently with someone. You're serious? What the fuck? I don't know, no, mom. You've been doing this for way longer than all of us. What are you talking about? Oh, that's Jelly? Okay.

Oh, my God. I don't know no, no, jelly. Oh, that. I didn't know his name was Jelly. What's his actual name? Jelly. What is it? What?

You'll know him by his first name. Jelly Winston. I do know his full name. You know every YouTuber's first name and last name? Yeah. How many briefs have you seen? I'll say it right now and make a cam sensor. No.

Ready? Here it goes. Here goes. Here goes. No. No. No. Oh my God.

I can't see. I don't even know what he said. Dude. I said something. He said something horrible. This is a little off top. Yeah, go ahead. What's our time like?

I can't see. Oh, we're at 45 minutes. 45, all right. Yep. I was going to say that I've been, I've been at nighttime watching some YouTube, and I've been watching a lot of, like, China, Russia,

U.S. government type shit. You guys following that a little bit? No. I think he's getting a little heated, and I just have to say I feel bad for BTS. Because BTS is... Are you from your stand? Dude, they're getting drafted.

There is absolutely no way. There's going to be a World War III within next year. There's a war going to ask. Should I even go to college in that case? Dude, apparently. They're just seeing themselves out. Apparently, this is not,

now, this is just like something I saw online. Russia is preparing to, like, nuke. Like, no. Really? Dude. Dude. Okay. Philip DeFranco, I think that Philip de Franco is a little bit of a good

reliable source. Is that an artist? Philip to fucking Franco's is a good service. That's what you're just. You're just going around since like 7. Trusting you. Other type of Mac to Marko. Well, what the fuck is that?

Yeah, how about this? Nick? I heard that. Actually, Ukraine. I heard that actually, Ukraine did something. Markis Brownlee. Mark as Brown. He's actually in Russia right now. He's in the Kremlin.

Dude, if they start nuking, won't the world be over in like seven minutes or something? Everybody's going to be dead. Well, here's what I found out. Who gives a shit, dude. Nook it all. Fuck it. Dude, yummy.

North Korea is launching missiles and doing like, like fucking like what's called experiments and stuff like that like in the waters like near fucking I'm serious like near Japan they've been doing that they've been doing that for like five years but they're doing it more China was a big fat baby and China is trying to like do some shit with Taiwan you've never seen the interview before China once China thinks Taiwan is a part of their country

and then Taiwan thinks that they're their own country all I'm saying man is microchips there's going to be another microchip shortage did you sound like my dad dude it's real because the largest manufacturer of microchips is in Taiwan and all I want my one dude

the fucking apocalypse Armagedda and everything you know what I think when I go to a scalper for a 4090 and you don't have one you're fear mongering our viewers at home you're making your motherboard it'll literally destroy your motherboard because it's literally a brick

it's like a 10 pound brick it's like a 10 pound brick when I go to a scalper in South America what I said when I go to a scalper in South America and I get my head Walks into the heart of Brazil What's what South American

Cut an head? What? Yeah, what's that mean? Yo, yummy what? What? What? What? What? You're talking about yummy?

A scalper, like, he's going to scout me. He's going to cut me on my head. Ouch. That would hurt so bad. I don't get it. Dude, like, like I get it. I got it. I understood.

You can stop talking. God, dude. You can stop talking. God, dude. Anyway. God. Maybe he's done. All right.

Now, like, we talked about the last podcast, I think, but like did we mention it? Like what if Grunk got drafted and all of us just kind of sat here and laughed? Yes, dude, that'd be so good. What? If drunk gets drafted, I hope he steps on like a bouncing betty.

What? What? What? What? Why would I get drafted, but you wouldn't? Because you're young. We're going to show them our new vlog. The government and be like,

oh, we want to get you guys to stay back and entertain the viewers at home. We'll just get stuck. We'll just join the e-sports orgs, like something like that. Something we're like... The Army Esports. The Army Esports.

Exactly. And then... You're going to be French. I'm going to go to war. Yeah, they're going to put... They're going to give Shroud. They're going to give Shroud like a big fucking pistol and they're going to, like, throw them off a building and see if you get 360 no scope someone. What's a real gun and real action real time.

Wait, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I read about Staris last recently. Have you seen the new scope they made that it's like aim bought? It's fucking... Oh, where like, the bullet can like follow. Like the scope tracks. Really?

tracks your enemy. It tells you where to like point to that. Yeah, that's real. Because it detects everything and it's fucking crazy. That's crazy. There's no way to that. Think about all the like military tech we don't even know about or have never ever seen or heard. Amen.

Drones. The reason why drones are out to the public is because the military moved on, dude. Fucking nuts. Oh. They moved on to other shit. Oh my God. I'm telling you there's not going to be like there's no way if another big war happens that like there's going to be that many troops on foot.

It's going to be, you know what it is? It's going to be like a cyber war where they like, who can take down each other's internet for the longest time. Who can do you guys for the longest? I'm not even kidding. His address gets posted on Google. Like on the phone.

Imagine see the headline pudding guy like sim swapped and like all these. They're going to fucking pizza bomb Putin. Like you're just going to send it over. Put it and get slotted by his own government. No. And like Didn't the Russians already hack into like a main like big thing for us before? The pipeline or the oil or whatever the fuck.

Like they did that super easily apparently. I'm pretty sure. They shut down all the East Coast. I can do it super easily too. I'll do it tomorrow. All right, Tanner. I want you to like hack it like a Tesla and make it drive it to like an oil tank. Wash dogs too.

I'll be like, yeah, do it. What are you talking to? What did you just call? The ops. Marshmallow, are you okay? Marshmallow, Fortnite. Marshmallow. He do-Ded on Fortnite.

Marshmallow. Come, let's watch the rain as it's falling down. Come, let's watch the rain as it's falling down. Wait, so I just realized, Isaac, this is your, or excuse me, marshmallow, this is your first room reveal. Oh, yeah, this is your podcast. Oh, yeah. Bayview.

We didn't even talk about it. It's a lot of. Messy op-bed. Messy op. Stand up and turn around for us. Let's see. I can't. I can't do it.

He has a boner and he has no pants on. I have no pants on. These are connected under the fucking mask I have. And I don't think this shirt touches the bottom of my pants. Oh, he's got a little crop top on. Oh, you're choking it under the table. I'm shy little, man. I'm shy.

What? Sorry, you're just turning out. I'm jerking off, okay, stop. We see a big boner. No. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Show me.

Dude, that's such a big strawberry. I was about to say, look at that. What's in the shape of a strawberry? I think we should, I think we should really mention what's going to happen on Friday. What the fucking, what the fucking doge ball? That's today. Oh, yeah. That is today for the viewers that are listening.

You guys, there's a dodgeball tournament going on. It's going to be live streamed on Schatz. Stream slut. Yeah, actually, by the time you're listening to this right now, I think we're going to be there playing dodgeball. Oh, that's cool. That's good. Oh, good thing we're going to be in the very end of the bucket.

Sorry. Yeah, no, that's kind of true. We did kind of mention it kind of late, but that's okay. We mentioned it so late that it's probably over for you guys. Well, it's going to be turned into a video and Schlaat's going to have it on his channel so you can watch us.

It's going to be social versus streamers. Something we already announced. He's on the streamers. It's on Twitter. So they already know, too. I haven't seen the streamer team. Who's on there? Dude, just don't talk at once.

Dude, they literally have Mia Malkova and, like, Emiru on two different teams. They're, like, the only girls on those teams. In water soft, where we have you, Larry, and we have you. That's a streamer team, right? I just can't throw a ball. Like, I... Mian Malcova and Emiru? You mean you can throw a ball?

Well, hold up. Can I, like, throw a ball at someone and it ricochets and hits someone else and they also get out? Does that exist? No, that's dead ball Once it hits ones I thought Dodgeball That's a rule It is a rule

Who what fucking schools you go to The school for idiots You don't know how to play dodgeball Well they're playing the rules By the way that you're standing in the back And if I throw it And like my teammate catches in the back They're back in

That's the rules that we're playing That's fucking stupid That game's never gonna end That's stupid as fuck Who made that rule Dude That's dodge ball That's dodge ball

If you get dodge a wrench You can dodge a ball Why are we letting the homeschool kid tell us how to play dodgeball. Isaac, Isaac, let me have a fucking football.

You don't have to play Fickleball in another ball. Listen, listen, listen, Isaac, let me ask you a question. Ever heard of the game

called Kinball? Oh, fuck are you talking about? See, Kinball was it... How do you play pickle? How do you play pickleball? Pickleball is good.

Pickle ball is easy as shit. Two-tog on your dick and bones and fragile woman because only women play that game. Dude. What, you know basketball? You're a basketball.

You're a basketball. You're a bull. You're a basketball. basketball anymore. I love football. You play fucking basketball. You're a dick. Stop.

No, I don't even know what is it all. Is that like croquet? It's like fucking soccer, but you're playing with your hands. No, what? What?

No, I'm talking to yummy. Cricet. How do you say it's a fucking yummy? Yummy. I'm talking to yummy. I'm talking to yummy. You're right here.

Pickle ball. Pickle ball is a mixture of table tennis and tennis. But with a, the fuck guys just say ping pong. Okay. People tennis? Dude, they get mad.

In the fucking podcast. I can't do it. Who is there? Who is there? Who is they? Professional, Tabletop and table. They're not watching.

They're not watching. They're not watching. Okay, you're gonna offend someone who plays table tennis and then they're gonna get mad. Fuck you, table tennis players. Ping pong! I thought we were playing pal, I thought we're talking about fucking pickle. King pong and tennis. How the fuck do you make a mixture of both of those?

You have a wooden paddle and you have a whiffle ball and you hit it over a low profile kind of like tennis, like height, um, fucking, what do you call, net? thing and it goes back and forth. And it's all underhand. You can't go overhand. That's dumb. It's a really fun game. Just play badminton.

That's way more fun. Badminton's also really fun. Badminton's fun. It's with the birdie. The birdie, yep. What about that one in the room where you hit it on the wall? Rocket ball. Racket ball.

Squash. What the fuck is squash, bro? Tell me. Tell me, never play squash. I'll tell me never play squash. Tell me you never play squash, you know what do you call four square that's square ball? No, it's I didn't call a I'm over here DJing I want to what how much do we have left I can't see

we're at 14 minutes you're so antsy um guys yeah let's talk about don't go together people who are to win dogs ball yeah let's let's play some bets it is Larry it is Grizzie and his for the biggest men there the biggest men there yes Griszy Flex on them Yeah, let me see your muscles

Let me see your muscles, Isaac I think Grissy Can throw a ball so hard I am, let me see I know, I would be scared Good to you Welcome back with a group chat podcast We had a technical error

We had a fucking special guest He joined There was shooy On joined Sorry, can't contain it Wizard thing Wizard thing So I think that

My team is going to win personally I think we're fine There's no way that Isaac's team is gonna First of all, Isaac and his team are all really tall So all you have to do is aim at their ankles What the thing is, go ahead Isaac also has a mask on So he's gonna have a Dia disability

You understand these fucking cannons Slat was a pitcher in high school No one cares Is he in high school anymore? Yeah, he easily not Where are you guys, buddy? What did you do? I was a jazz school for you.

I was a judge! Look at his javelin. You guys. have you have Larry chess club and fucking Airsoft and you guys think you're gonna win? Who is a chess club, bro? I'm gonna say Tanner. He just strikes me as a chess club.

I was a javelin throw. I was in chess club actually. You want to be and you Tate so bad, bro. I really was in chess club. That's not a joke. Yeah, where's your Bugatti? Were you good? Yeah. What comes y'all Bugatti? I still very much like chess. You want to play chess later? Yeah. 8-4. What do you know about it?

Your battleship is some nerd. Your battleship. I will put gambling on the line. I will bet $20 that my team wins. All of you. All of you. That's like everything you have. It's not as rich as hell.

You know what I am not moving you into this house if you keep that attitude up. You ain't moving shit, fatty. You can't bring yourself in, dude. You know, how's your hat like slowly gone back? I don't know. I keep my shit on sideways, gangsters. You know what sucks. You know what sucks.

You know what sucks. of ops. You guys are all ops. Oppositions. Every single one of you guys. I cannot believe this. Bro. He separated me and my dudes. Listen, listen. Listen. You're going to tell me that you're going to win. I want to see you fucking throw straight once in your life. I'll throw. I'm a jettling

throw. I'm used to throw. Isaac. You guys are not winning and I'm going to tell you why. Your team is not athletic. And when we do? And when we do? Isaac, you didn't play any sports ever. It just roasted the shit out of you. Isaac, your team is not athletic at all. Isaac's going to kick the ball.

Like muscle-blade. When you guys get fucking, when you all get out, and then, like, I don't want to hear any of this. I want everyone to come back to this very fucking moment. You're too big. And then ship it to me so I could sit there, get drunk and watch it over and over again. Yeah, you get drunk and craft. They're fucking lost because you got hitting your fucking leg. I want to see all of you guys with your little handicaps.

Let's see. Let's see. No, I'll play with a bonnet. Smoke your ass. You're going to have a big thing. You're going to have a big, fucking bolter stretch in your chest. Isaac. Isaac.

I'm going to, I'm going to be that really sweaty kid in Jim class. I'm going to sweat uncontrollably. You're going to go to the front of the line. Grab your ball, waddle backwards. I'm going to jump up and I'm going to smack the top of the fucking doorway. I'm going to run in there. I'm going to go and start walking around.

Are you going to be the kid that gets hit by the dodge ball and the guys like you're out? And then it's like didn't touch me. That's what's going to happen. Someone's going to happen like that. No, I'm telling me. Who's going to be the kids when you're like doing like a back flip, you know, slow motion. like dodge the ball and then they grab it in there. Yeah, and he's going to throw it at him.

So I hope you know, Isaac, that in eighth grade summer camp, I played Dodgeball. Wow. Eighth grade summer camp. That's really awesome, man. I'm proud of you for doing that for one summer camp. And the same teacher that was the counselor for Dodgeball was the same teacher that called me a pumpkin in my eighth grade social studies class. He wanted me so bad.

I was fat. I can't docks him. But his name was Mr. Some. And he literally called me a pumpkin because I wore an orange hoodie to school one day. Oh, wow. I was really fat. So did that stick with you? Pumpkin. You just gave me a fucking memory I forgot entirely. I called, okay.

I called this girl in my class of marshmallow because she was really white. But she was also a little bit on the heavier side. So she took it as I was calling her fat, but I wasn't calling her fat. And she was a teacher's daughter, so she had like rule over everything. And it got all the way up to the principal.

And I was in like sixth or seventh grade, and it got to my basketball coach, 30 laps around the fucking. fucking cord while everybody every bit of fun So basically what happened was You ran 30 laps and got Abbs

You got muscle And I got like You had a good workout They gave me the reward of having a good sweat Yeah They made you feel better They gave you a fucking

Pumping you're complaining And now Yummy drinks big ass sodas And eats Cheetos And drinks the fucking More Mountain Dew and all that Yeah

I just you know Life of a YouTube It is You can dunk Yeah, we can still don't. No, he can't, man. I get my balls on your forehead, soft wheel. Yeah, he can barely skip two steps, bro.

Oh, yeah? Check this out. All right, let's see it. I say, right, fuck, great. He's dirty. Is that a Pizza Hut flag? Is that a Pizza Hut flag? Is that a Pizza Hut flag?

Dude. Oh, my good. What does that say? It's not fitting up. Dude. That sucks. That really sucks really bad. Stop.

Dude. That sucks. so bad. I can't believe that's real. That's so bad. That's just as bad as like the brough flag or something really bad, dude. Like the fucking flag

this is not. What the fuck was that? Well, I was going to say that a kid in seventh grade threatened to stab me to death. Really? Okay, and? I told my mom and my mom called the school and the kid got in trouble. I'm going to say it right now, eighth graders are the fucking worst of the kind of, like, worst.

things ever. They're out of ninth graders. Both of those guys are fucking annoying. Yeah. I don't know, man. I feel like sixth, seventh grade, like, even sophomores are pretty bad. Like, those middle years where you kind of like get an ego.

You know what I mean? Where do you go? I don't know. Seniors are cool because they just like, they've been, they're done. They're ready to go. Juniors are like out of there, man. Yeah.

Juniors are like quiet. You know, it's a quiet year. Junior year is probably going to be a worst year at high school. Junior year is my best year. I love, Junior. Junior was fun. I ate junior. Junior was terrible.

And senior is just the fucking... I got a most of the point. I got a pandemic. I got a one on my AP physics, uh, AP, AP physics thing. AP's not even harder.

It's just like a different, just like, it's not even hard. It is harder. This is more work. That's all it is. You learn things faster. Like,

we just, we already finished unit one and there's telling like the second topic of you. All right. We're going to wrap up this podcast, I think, because Isaac's face is like going numb.

He's going to take it all to easy. Isaac is like, You know your handsome Squigword underneath there. So we'll wrap it up, yeah. Isaac, you want... You just called Group for Titty Milk. You just go to Titty Milk. Go to Titty Milk.

You want to see some tities, you can go to me, you can go to me and ask to, can I see your tities? And I'm like, yes, you can. And I demon and ties this video. I want... I want your...

I want... I think, dude, I feel like this podcast is like a fever dream to some people. Like, they're just so much going. on. Turn this on and then to go to sleep, it's really relaxing and soothing podcast. Wake up! Wake up!

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Happy Halloween, everybody. Happy Halloween. Stay safe, guys. If your parents ask, by the way, to taste your candy, they're just, they're fat. They're fat. They're fucking fat. I'll see you. They're my head.

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