The Group Chat - #3 - DONNA 2?? MESSING WITH PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE STONED!

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're making me feel really bad right now. We've started to end. Welcome to Elkipur. Of the group podcast podcast. Yeah, I think that Discord. Welcome to the Elder Marine group chat. Here, let me add everybody really quick. Do you enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:00:16 It's going to do it again in two hours. I can promise. Yeah, then we can have our episode five. Knockout two in one day. If it does that again, I'm actually going to go over to the voice's name, Simon Cowell. Whoever owns to Discord? Yeah. Jared Fogel
Starting point is 00:00:31 The king of Discord Fogel and Simon Cowell The king of Discord Alright can we Let's start this off real Let's start this off right Jason sits off real
Starting point is 00:00:41 What episode to Elcom for By the way Stop Of the group pod chat cast This is episode three This is yeah Stop season three Season three
Starting point is 00:00:51 Seasoned right or wrong You did everything wrong This is episode Welcome to the last episode of the group chat podcast This is the last one you for the last one. Ever. I'm joined by my co-hosts.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I'm the main one. Oh, my God. I was just docked someone at my school by saying their full name. Right upon starting the podcast, you're ready to dock someone? That's a good intro. So if you want to see Isaac's real face,
Starting point is 00:01:17 look in the podcast chest. I have Isaac's real face right here. Podcast chest. Podcasts. This is Isaac. There you go. No, yes. Oh, hell yes.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Do I do the podcast? I don't think I do. Can't put that gif on screen. Yeah, put that gif on screen. If you guys, if you guys want to see Isaac, just go to 7-621 Winter Street. Southgate. Southgate.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Mississippi. Oh. But anyways, yeah, let's actually start it. Welcome to episode three of the full set podcast. No, I'm not going to stand for this. What the fuck? Welcome to Webisoke 4. He said the full send podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah, sponsored by CBD Gummy. Sponsored by CBDVille. Hashtag, Melkoy's for life. Nice. Really nice. Isn't Ludwig's the backyard? What is it, the yard or something? The yard.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah, we're in the front yard. Welcome to the... Welcome to the... Welcome to the Foyer. Wait. Boeigh. Anyway, before we... Get started. We have to mention the fact that code group use gamers up.
Starting point is 00:02:35 I just stemmed. Sorry, I apologize. I just had a truly and I'm off of my shit. Okay. Well, anyway, we're not really obligated to say this, but we like to say because it's awesome. Gamer subs, thanks for sponsoring. It's awesome. Oh, my. Isaac. Isaac, you can't put balls in the chat.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, it's a turkey. Never mind. Sorry, guys. Holy. Anyway, my apologies. Make sure that you guys use Code Group for 10% off any of your GSEP's orders
Starting point is 00:03:05 tomorrow, which will be Friday. So for people listening on YouTube, at 3 o'clock, once this is live, they're dropping a Nico made wifu cup. It's actually crazy. Awesome! It's awesome! So make sure you guys use our code
Starting point is 00:03:18 if you are interested in buying anything on their site, 10% off. Once we get enough sales and stuff like using our code, they're going to want to, like, I don't know, maybe like, sleep with us or something. Yeah. And I do want to add that the sugar cups are actually very high quality. They're very durable.
Starting point is 00:03:31 They're very clean looking. They have a beautiful little anime babe with giant. You know, I'm not even going to finish it. But you know what I'm trying to say. I'm looking at one right now. I'm kind of like popping a chub right now. God, I just can't stop looking at them. No, the shaker cups are actually fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I'm not big of the shaker cups, but I do fuck with them. Yeah. Yeah. You can drop it and I don't think it'll shatter. Actually, I think it'll just make it strong. It reflects bullets. Yeah, it reflects bullets. So keep it in your backpack if you're ever, like, walking around town.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Okay. Okay. I think body armor out of it. I thought that was going somewhere horrible. Oh, man. Okay. Jesus Christ. It's just when you're walking around town.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Well, we dodge that. When you're walking around town. Yeah. Welcome to episode three, everybody. Welcome. Okay. Yeah, lately, I mean, we could just jump into the first topic here that we had. because lately things have been just going horrible on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Like, I will not lie. I don't know. Every single time I open that app, I just see something and I just close it. I don't know what it is. Like today, for example, I just saw somebody talking about, well, I don't know. Am I allowed to just talk about it? Like Minilad? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Depends on what that is. Depends on what it is. I saw a lot of bad things on Twitter. What? What did you see? There's been a lot. What'd you see? Yeah, what did you see?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Tell us. Did you see me on it? I saw Tanner. and Tanner was bent over Like on Discord And softwood was just booty ass naked Booty naked Nothing covering
Starting point is 00:05:05 Dripping wet naked I think it was a mistake Like everything was out Everything was out It was bad I could see his penis from afar Like I didn't have to like squint It was just there
Starting point is 00:05:17 I wasn't actually We're losing viewers We're losing A uh oh Taylor I hate this podcast too But yeah Did you say that's not my name Dude
Starting point is 00:05:26 Dude, was it yesterday? Was it just yesterday when I had posted that one tweet of me like gripping apparently my dick? And you guys were like, oh my God. I think it was two days ago. I think it was two days ago. You wanted to be on Twitter so bad. And when I didn't do it, you did it yourself and then shot yourself in the foot. Everyone was like, oh my God, you're grabbing your wiener.
Starting point is 00:05:48 And I told even yummy, I was like, dude, play the live photo. It's not actually me grabbing it. It's just me grabbing my oversized shorts. It was your penis on. It wasn't. It wasn't. It's not a lot of foot on Twitter, Nick. I could see it sticking out of the bottom of your shorts.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I knew what it was. You're so big. I could see it at the end of your shorts sticking out. It was like, same way. Yeah, it was actually, it was. Yeah, I don't know if you saw that. It was like, freaking out because we could actually see it at the bottom of your shorts. It was bad.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I don't think you even saw it. Anyways, enough about penises, guys. How about the new hit game Eldon Ring, which came out with a statistic report of selling over 12 million copies in two weeks. It really? Yeah, no, that's actually absurd. That's just like our podcast listens in two weeks. That's a lot of copies. That's like more than Minecraft.
Starting point is 00:06:35 That's like as many episodes as we has out. We have so many episodes. We have a lot of episodes. That's like seasons, actually. Yeah. I see a lot of people bringing up Yummy and chat really quick. So Yummy is doing some stuff right now. Still recovering.
Starting point is 00:06:48 That guy is badly injured, bro. Remember that car accident? Yeah. Remember that? Remember that? Remember that? Yeah. He got in another one.
Starting point is 00:06:57 But here's what happened. Basically, his knees really messed up and there's like bone sticking out. And they tried pushing it back into his like thigh, but he actually stuck out of his ass. Yeah. It was a cartoonish, like cartoon bone. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:07:14 It's really bad. Yeah. Also, the car is doing well, by the way. The car is well. When you're paying job. The car, yeah. It's actually, I thought it was totaled, but it's all good. I'm going to say this, the costs that Yomi, he doesn't have a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:07:28 So if you could actually go to our Patreon and... If you can go to our website, GamerSups.com. Yeah, if you use our... It all goes to Yummy. All the 10% goes to Yummy. Should we say that? That's actually kind of believable. You're like being anybody on the spot.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah. Well, anyway, so Yummy will be here hopefully next podcast, maybe. Next week he should be able to. No, he won't. He won't be here. He will lose his life next week. Quit hoping. He will.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Dude. What? 324. Are you going to make sure he does? I can just get, I can just feel it happening, like, very soon. Uh-huh. I would like to point out. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:08:17 On our outline that we have for episode three, Tanner apparently abuses opioids. I have been abusing opioids a lot recently. I didn't know that until now. Wait, what? Tanner, you want to think of a moment to talk about it? Stop it. I've actually been abusing a lot of opioids.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Right on my desk. I have Garcinia gambloglia. Oh. And right next to that, I have nature made multis for him with Omega 3S. Do you take your ashrigand distiller or not? No, I don't. I left it at your house, I'm pretty sure, actually. I took it home.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I left it with my... What? I just dropped everything. Did you steal it? No. Oh, I was... I still don't know where it's at. So if it's not...
Starting point is 00:09:04 Here's the thing about Nick's house, dude. I think we've all left something at, like, at his house, and then he can't find it. I left my virginity at his house. Surprisingly enough, he did tell me I left something and I picked it up next time I was there. You guys, however, that shit's gone. Give up. Yeah, I've had shit. It's just kind of been gone.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I left my virginity at Nick's house, genuinely. I left that shit at the door. I dropped my virginia at the door and I left it. I took yours when you were bent over that kitchen table. Oh, my God. Are we going to get into this? I don't think we should. Let's got to move out.
Starting point is 00:09:32 This is episode three. St. Patrick's Day, by the way. Shout out. Patrick's Day. Happy Patrick Day. For the viewers at home, watching on YouTube, actually have a challenge for you. Another challenge, not a riddle.
Starting point is 00:09:43 But since it's St. Patrick's date, I want you to drink as much alcohol as you possibly. Thank you. I was about to say that. No matter what you're going to follow up. Dude, Go to your fridge. It was a fourth sift of beer and says,
Starting point is 00:09:56 I think I'm drunk. It was a joke, man. It was a joke, man. Stop. It was a joke, man. I'm just a little bunch. Dude, I am so zooted. Listen, even if you're not 21.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Sorry. What's the worst that could happen? Even if you're not 21, I still need to partake in this challenge. Are you continuing underage drinking? Nope. I am. I'm just thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Thinking out loud. Just thinking out loud here. Oh. Wait, isn't this like the day that they like make that one river green in like Chicago or something? Just wait. Do that? That's not real. That was like a sewage leak that happened to be on St. Patrick's take.
Starting point is 00:10:43 That wasn't a real thing. That was one like the water went really bad. People were dying. No, there was actually toxic waste people. That was an e-Cola breakout, dude. What's wrong with you? Yeah. Cola?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Are you guys? actually trying to gas at me. No, no, no, no. Genuinely, 43 people died because they took a drink out of the water thinking it was beer, but they actually died and turned gray. The average Irish person. Their eyes popped down their head and they melted, you know? They grew like,
Starting point is 00:11:07 they're like dying, like, junior beers and they just died. It was like the Indiana Jones scene where, like, they opened the chest and they turned a skeleton. How'd that happen, by the way? Oh, it was just a crazy thing that happened. It was actually, coincidentally, that movie. that movie was filmed on St. Patrick's Day. Tanner, you know who I saw on my feed today on Twitter?
Starting point is 00:11:27 Who? Vanos. Van Os Gaming? Yeah, remember. Is he Irish? No. No, who is? Years ago?
Starting point is 00:11:33 No. Oh, I remember. Van Os before YouTube, actually, Vanos before YouTube, I actually joined the Navy because, you know, he made his first video. Yeah, he made his first video. It wasn't working out so well. And his mom made him join the Navy. And so he was on the boat, right?
Starting point is 00:11:49 And an enemy ship was, like, couple, like 200 knots in front of them, I think. Nots? A couple 200 knots in front of them. And his leader, his leader, I don't know what they're, his, uh, upper-ups, his admiral, his admiral, his admiral said, Evan, man the battle stations. And Evan actually, which is his real name, Evan Van Os, pressed the big red bun. Evan Fong, Evan Van Os fong, launched 13 torpedoes.
Starting point is 00:12:22 sunk an entire ship killed 32 men. That's actually a real life story. That is real. That's actually what happened. We normally lie, but this is actually a story. Are you sure that's Nots, dude? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:36 It is NOTS. It's nuts. Yeah. Isn't that how fast it travels? Nots is how fast you're going. Yeah. Me when I'm pretty, when a car is four miles per hour ahead of me, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:47 A boat. A boat travels. It goes fast. He travels and knots. Why are you so mad to that? Notical mile. Yeah, why are you? I was sitting there thinking about that for a while.
Starting point is 00:12:56 You're actually pissed. You're actually genuinely pissed. Vanos killed 32 men and you're talking about you. You made me Google knots. Van Gogh got 32 people and all those lives had like families and they weren't. And you're only here talking about knots. And you're worried about knots, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Yeah, come on. My priorities lay in my, they're my own priorities. A knot is not real. Not real. Nice. That was awesome. Awesome. My computer's not on.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I'm on my phone. I was talking about it before we started recording, but I do not want to forget that last night I had a sick dream. I had an absolutely crazy dream. What was your dream, man? It was kind of sick. So it was actually really cool. Like I woke up from it because it was like really scary,
Starting point is 00:13:42 but I was like, holy shit, this could be a video game. Where, well, I don't remember a lot of it now, but all I do remember was just a sword My life is like a video game Goofy a dream Goofy odd dream Goofy awe This goofy odd dream man
Starting point is 00:14:05 You guys hear that goofy awdream man Yeah, true I just get everyone hyped for that dream sorry That sucks That's all you remember, that's it Well I remember being a sword And the walls turning red from blood And then there was like some fighting action going on
Starting point is 00:14:20 I don't know. In my head, it worked out a lot better. But now I don't remember it. Well, this was a dream I had. Grunk, shut the hell out, man. Wait your goddamn turn. He sounded like a zombie in Paul Dutty, dude. Sam! Sam!
Starting point is 00:14:35 Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Oh. Oh. Shit.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Shut. the hell. Oh, come on. Max Avo! Catcher! Goofy off podcast. That was awesome. Anyway, what was the dream?
Starting point is 00:15:32 What was I saying? Oh, no, I just had a dream where like a nuke fell in my mother. She turned to a skull. I just imagined that scene. from Adventure Time where Marcelling gets like crushed by a nuke
Starting point is 00:15:54 and like the whole thing that was all she turned into a skeleton over and over again that's true. That's real. I remember you telling us
Starting point is 00:16:04 about that when it happened Yeah, like my mom was just sitting there and then a nuke dropped on her and dropped on her and just exploded. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:12 All that was like her bones. Yeah, like it was just her skeleton a pair of bones and I was walking around like a desert and I was like the only one and like it was like that
Starting point is 00:16:19 for two hours and me walking around a desert knowing my mom just got And then I woke up and I was like kind of weird feeling because I because like in the dream I heard the like the nuke sirens going off all the time. It was weird. It was like the and I imagine when I went to my kitchen I was going to see my skeleton mother. Oh, dude. I had probably one of the most like impactful dreams I've ever had like two weeks ago. So in the dream I went into a coma for a year and woke up in the dream. So it felt like extra real. And like everyone moved on. with their life and like I was still stuck in the past with my thoughts as when I like went to bed and um basically like everyone moved on I was a grade behind and like all my friends like forgot
Starting point is 00:17:06 about me it was like the worst dream I've ever had but also the coolest one because it's so interesting grunk that's that happened man yeah you don't you're you're a sophomore in high school do you know remember are you all right grunk wait drunk I think she should to leave the podcast for a second. Come on. Four sips of beer and is like, wait. Hold on. Grunk takes sips.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Takes four of beers. Looks down the hands. He starts dissipating. Start to see it. He tends to like dust. It's like what is going on? Grunk. But yeah, that was a, that was because when I woke up, I literally thought it was real.
Starting point is 00:17:51 And like, it took me like 15 minutes to snap out of that. like mentality that the dream had got me and it was so odd. Yeah, I remember hearing about though, you told me. It was so different man. Yeah, that's really scary. I would hate to do that.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I would hate to actually, I'm really scared of lucid dreaming or is lucid dreaming? Yeah, I was going to say like, I want to lucid dream. I would be very scared to lucid dream. I heard that they say it can be bad. Like it can, in bad, like really bad. You cross the spiritual plane.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Yeah. Well, true. There's one dream I do remember. and I was a football player and I had to pee really bad and so then I... Come on, bro. So then I started...
Starting point is 00:18:31 So then I peed in my pants on the field and I actually woke up to piss in my bed. So that happens. That sucks. Man, I've never peed in my bed once. Yeah, I think I... Nice. My lung just cut out.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Yeah, that's real. It's fucking. I get it. Yeah. I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever peed my pants ever. That's all I wanted to say. Ever, ever, ever?
Starting point is 00:18:55 Ever? Not even like, curiously, like, just peter pants? Those diapers? The diapers were, they were useless, dude. Wait, wait. Have you guys ever, like, went to go pee? And then you accidentally pee on your pants? It was like, you know, the angle.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Dude. Yes, yes, dude. The morning pees. Like, four cords of pee waiting for after you shake. No. So the morning peas are always the most dangerous. Like, it will go every which way you do not have. I would know my nostril one time.
Starting point is 00:19:19 It was angled wrong. I was actually at the gym the other day, and I was peeing. My dick was straight to the toilet, but it went sideways and hit the load. It was... It's unreal. I was peeing next to this one guy, and it went to my left, and he, like, slipped on it, and he fell on his head and died. It went around the world.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Sometimes... Dude, do you ever, like, wake up, and, like, you go pee and, like... It's like, your dick is, like, melted for some reason. It's, like... No, this is 100% of feeling I'm trying to, like, can capture. It's, like, melted, so, like, The pee like sprays like a spray bottle out. Oh, it splits.
Starting point is 00:19:58 It's split. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like you got to like unstick everything. Yeah, piss. Go get a shower. That's what you need to do. They tell me that your balls are like sticking to your like leg or something. Do your balls stick together?
Starting point is 00:20:14 You have to pee. Guys, stop. Guys, stop. Look at this picture in the podcast show. I don't. Keep hovering to play. Tanner. Tanner coming up with a fake dream about his mom getting hit with the nuke.
Starting point is 00:20:47 That's a real. It's a real dream. I was actually scared. I don't like how he's doing. Literally, the only thing that says is lie in makeup, fucked up dreams. That was not made, that was real.
Starting point is 00:21:03 That was a real dream. He mentioned it last night. Yeah, it was bad. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Can I put those pictures in, by the way. I have a question. I have a question.
Starting point is 00:21:17 So, like, do you think if you could open a person's head, you can see their dreams, like playing 80? Yes. If you hook up a U.S.D things. Yeah. If you hook up a, H-GMI monitor and put it to a TV It works
Starting point is 00:21:29 No one's brave enough to try it Awesome I just got a YouTube comments on my video And it said Man you look like emo kid Lesbians at my school That's not real though But I don't understand
Starting point is 00:21:47 I see it You look like emo kid lesbians At their school? I look like emo kid lesbians at their school okay I'm gonna think that's kind of all I gotta say
Starting point is 00:21:59 that's pretty awesome I want to meet some of those that's kind of awesome awesome awesome guys this is not a drill blade just dropped this on
Starting point is 00:22:08 an album all right man well you have 40 more minutes Drang gang all right moving on yo so our next topic that we had
Starting point is 00:22:18 was talking about some marijuana stories lie about the smell of pussy being awesome sauce was actually the next one. We skip that one. We can know.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Yeah, we can talk about the pussy. I don't want to talk about that. Why? Are you scared of the world? Close your ears then. I don't know. Yeah, grunk, close your ears for a second. Okay, I'll be back.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I'll be back. I'll be right back. I mean, pussy is awesome sauce. Sorry, Grunk. What? Anyways, that's not. Okay. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Sorry, guys. Well, I do think that pussy's awesome sauce, but what does it smell like? I want to briefly mention the fact. that I did have a really bad high the other night and I don't do weed often. I don't do that shit. You did weed?
Starting point is 00:23:00 You did weed? I just want to preface with saying Oh my God. I looked up to you. Dude, so many people looked up to you and now you did weed, you're fucking, you're fucked up, man. You're a bad person. All you do is piss people off.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I had a bad high and then I had to call Isaac and tell me how Isaac told me after I was done with the bad high, man, I really wanted to scream nightmare. So fucking bad Tanner openly admits he was going to That's why I didn't call Tanner Yeah As soon as if you would have been
Starting point is 00:23:32 That's coming, dad's coming, dad's coming It's happened before we've had a friend We've had a friend who was like super fucking high And Tater What's that? Nightmare! I'll tell the story
Starting point is 00:23:45 I'll tell the story What did I do? Okay, do you remember Chip? Yeah Oh You remember what you did it? Yeah, he was really on acid He wasn't just on TV
Starting point is 00:23:54 He was on weed. No, listen, listen, listen. He wasn't just on weed. He was on acid. And he openly trust me so much. He wanted to call me and talk about, just random things because he was like on acid for the first time. And I start, there's, I have a video.
Starting point is 00:24:10 I take my shirt off. I start doing these crazy things. I got like, I start doing those noises to him on the camera with my shirt off. And he starts laughing super hard. But then I take it a step. I take it a step further. and I have like this big witch's cauldron. It was like a big bowl, but I was pretending it was a witch's cauldron.
Starting point is 00:24:28 And I was like brewing things. And I was making like witches laugh. I was like, and I was completely naked the entire time. And he was like freaking out. There was one clip I saw of that incident. And it was like you weren't even in the frame and he was already laughing. And then you popped in the frame and made like this really scary face that started flexing every muscle in like your upper body.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I was like screaming. Yeah. I was screaming as long as I can flexing. And there was like a vein popping out of my forehead. Oh my God, where's that video? You came in, you came to pickaboo! Pickaboo! Picklew!
Starting point is 00:25:01 I think I was playing Minecraft the whole time, too, and I was just like screaming, like, evil things. I'm never going to get high with you. Yeah, no, I, I, Isaac was the very first time I ever had a bad high, and then, yeah. Shut off, dude. You laugh every time.
Starting point is 00:25:21 You want me to tell a story? You can tell a story? It's funny actually. I laughed when you were having a bad high. I'm going to be running a minute. I'm going to explain. All right. So I was at Isaac's house.
Starting point is 00:25:30 It was some family members with us and, you know, his roommate, whatever. And we are all like outside and we're like passing around a bong. And Isaac is not smoking. He didn't want to. I think he drank just a little bit. And bro, after I take a hit, Isaac literally says, mom's coming. And I remember. Oh.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I remember specifically, my brain was so delayed. I remember turning my head, but my eyes lagged behind. So I snapped my head, but my eyes were locked in place. I remember looking at him, but like turning my eyes to look at him after and then, like, laughed. And then ever since then it was just the worst afterwards. I felt my heart beating. No, there's no listen. There's no listen.
Starting point is 00:26:19 In my defense, in my defense, in my defense, I thought you were sober enough to, could handle it. I didn't think it was going to actually fuck with you all night and it did. If anything, he gave everyone a bad high that night. He got so scared. He called a staff meeting in Discord just to talk to people. Aw. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:26:36 I'm like, Isaac, man, I'm having a bad high. Can I sit down? And dude, tell me how there was like a giant ass box of McDonald's and I almost ate the entire thing. Oh my gosh. He ate the entire bundle box. Yeah, that was the same night when you were like, you had like a beanie on. You looked like a little kid that like just got in trouble.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Yeah. Isaac. Isaac's in call. Yes, Isaac's in call, and he puts me onto his lap and starts, like, rocking his leg, like, up and down or something, so I'm, like, bouncing on it. And then he was, like, kids in this fucking call. It's like grunk when grunk was, like, 15. And it was, like, a whole bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:27:08 And I was laughing so hard because he looked like a little baby eating. I was rocking. I was rocking my baby to sleep. I was just taking care of it. And then he had his camera on. Bro, you had your camera on. Yeah, it was mean. Yeah, it was mean because what you did next was,
Starting point is 00:27:20 you put me on your bed and I was eating food. and you literally you left the camera in such an angle where you just see my fat ass eating a McDonald's it's a screen shot
Starting point is 00:27:32 it was a great shot I'm going to on this bundle but I'm gonna try to look for it right now I doubt I'll be able to find it but I'll look really hard
Starting point is 00:27:39 that's what I was laughing at because you look like a big baby with a big heeping pile of McDonald's just eating on a bed you look so sad I can't stop laughing at you I'm so upset that day when do you think it's wonderful
Starting point is 00:27:52 I was like, Isaac, look at him. Do you know what month this was in, possibly? It was like last year. It was like December. No, it was 22 years ago? It was 2020. It was like 2020. It was like two years ago.
Starting point is 00:28:04 It was November. Dude, I forgot it was 22. Dude, that was a long time ago. Awesome. Yeah, it was November. Yeah, November of 2020. That was actually scary. Holy.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah. So basically more of the story, guys. Don't eat weeds and smoke weed. Don't do drugs. Don't do psychedadalee. Yeah. I'm going to say Patrick's Day, so we're going to let a slide this time. So, wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:28:31 For the people on YouTube. With the whole psychedelic shit, I just got to say that I accidentally fucked up like five people on my Instagram story. I was doing a, you know, you put a question up and then you like answer it. Yeah, yeah. And I had like, for some reason, it was like really weird, but I had a bunch of people saying they were like really high right now. And it was just like having a good time. And so the next story, I put a, uh, I put this like dying go ahead. Red text.
Starting point is 00:29:02 And like, I put like, like, really like demonic music. And then I woke up. I left it out overnight and I woke up the next morning and people were crying. They were like, dude. And it was so bad. I was like, oh my. Dude. You ruined some people.
Starting point is 00:29:18 It was so bad. I fucked up. so bad. I didn't think it was going to be that bad. Oh my goodness. It's so funny. It's so funny. I don't know what. It's so, it's so mean to mess with people in their high. It's really fucked up. It can literally like ruin it
Starting point is 00:29:36 permanently. It's so funny. You're fucked. Genuine reaction to like. Is it not funny? It's funny. No. No. It's hilarious. You've never had a bad high. I've had two now. Victim. No. And you know what, Isaac, you posed a very good point.
Starting point is 00:29:52 if you had said, what was that? Did you hear that? That would have fucked me up more than the nightmare. Because I would have been like fine, whatever. But if you said something fucked up like, did you hear that? No, what's behind you? No, I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:30:05 That would have fucked me up hard. Dude. Wait, that dude's walking on his leg. I know. I had human decency that times because I already punked you once. I wasn't going to do it again for like shits and giggles. I already punked you once. If you did that, I got him good.
Starting point is 00:30:20 That was awesome. Awesome. I'd have been like, dude, where's Misty? I would have said that actually, probably. Wait, no, Tanner. Dude, okay. When I was, no, when I was high, right? I told Isaac, I was like, I need to go downstairs and get water.
Starting point is 00:30:34 So I go all the way downstairs, quiet as hell, grab water, go upstairs. And I ask Isaac, because then I get paranoid. I'm like, Isaac, did you hear anything smashed downstairs? Remember that, Isaac? Yes. And I said no, bro. You're like, no, bro, you're good. Chill.
Starting point is 00:30:51 I was so pissed. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Like, I kind of like, see with Isaac. I would have been like, um, are you going to open your door? They're knocking. Do you not hear the voices? Dude, dude, I didn't know you had a friend over. They just went to the other room.
Starting point is 00:31:08 They're calling for me, man. Oh, my God, Tanner. That would have been bad. That would have been really. That one even got me. Oh, my God. What about like, wait, why is Misty barking? Why is Misty crying?
Starting point is 00:31:20 No. What's that behind you? No, okay. The dark, shadowy figure. Wait, Missy's floating. There was one really bad part that I can't forget. And it was I started having visions that I was in the past. And my brain was in the past and I'm thinking of all this.
Starting point is 00:31:38 But my heart stopped. And I had for some weird reason. I remember forgetting to breathe. And like my heart fucking like did some weird palpitation real quick. It was really scary. I thought I was projecting and predicting my own death. You had a heart attack while you were eating, like, what? Bro, what's the best way you can describe that?
Starting point is 00:31:56 Because I'm just like... Okay. The entire feeling the entire time I had that horrible high was straight up. I couldn't stop shaking. My body was, like, stiff. Every fucking time, like, my neck was spasming. I tried drinking water and I was almost throwing it up because my neck was, like, fucking spasming.
Starting point is 00:32:13 My, like, nerves were everywhere. It was horrible. I'm not doing that shit again for a long time. I would, I mean, it's not. I would do it again if I were you. Just like limit yourself. Whatever you took last time do less. That's just too much.
Starting point is 00:32:27 No, no, no, no. Double the dosage because obviously you're already used to it. You're already used to it. So you need a double the dose. All you need is like a giant pizza and a giant bean bag. Okay, yeah, a giant pizza with some mountain dew and also look in the podcast chat. Listen to that. You're going to have the greatest high of your life.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Doe! Doe! Doe! Wait. Oh my. Doe it. Doe. Do we can't put that sound in there
Starting point is 00:32:52 Doit! What about you, Grunk? What's your weed story? Don't ask him, Dave. So, no, me and this kid are in the bathroom. I literally went in there for one second. You have one? Seriously?
Starting point is 00:33:04 Yeah, he had one of those... You got secondhand high. Watch. No, he had one of those, like, what are they called? Cards? The pins. They're like the pins. Yeah, the pens.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yeah, he had one of those that I walked in. He was like, what a hit? And I was like, you know what no yeah no and and uh it was last period so so it was fine but
Starting point is 00:33:28 your mom's gonna hear this I literally your whole school's gonna hear this I made that entire story none of that happened you just got like four miners arrested none of that happens your mom's gonna hear this I made that up I that's not
Starting point is 00:33:40 that was a lot that was a lie I made it up I made it up I made it up that was pretty believable oh no I never got that was pretty Unbelievable, Gurunk's mom, we got him. Did it.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Hey, uh, grunk's dad, he one time painted his nails. Just want to let you know. Oh, my God. Dude, my nails today are a little bit long. He called me a little girl for having them be just a little bit long. Your dad is such a husky man. So you know, like, how I check how long my nails are, like I hold my, uh, I hold my fingers, like directly in front of my face. and if I can't see them and they aren't that long.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I literally can't see them. And he said they're too long. What? Like, does he have nails? On, like, your phone screen to see if they're too long. Yeah. I hear, like, hold them up close to your eye. What?
Starting point is 00:34:30 You got to measure your eye out. No, no. Not like nails facing me. Nails facing away. Yeah. So he doesn't see him over his fingers. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Over the top of my finger. Like, like, your palms facing you. Yeah. These guys are always stupid, apparently. Yeah. I just described what he was doing, so. Hey, can we talk, can we brag a little bit right now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:51 We are the top five podcast in the nation and Australia. That all to Australia, by the way. Shout out to Austin. Okay, no, that was actually real. We are actually in the top. Australia, baby! Yeah. What out I smoke, bitch.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I love Australian people. I wonder how many like essays listen to us. That'll be fine. I bet you have a good amount of ashes. I have one more thing to do. Like listening to us. Smoking. Eschies.
Starting point is 00:35:17 They're listening to us in the Maccas right now. The macas. The macas. Fucking a fucking bong made out of like a shoebox. You don't know what an essay is? Tanner is getting fat. He is 320 pounds. Why would you say that?
Starting point is 00:35:32 Well, it's written down your notes. He wrote it. Who wrote that? You wrote it. No, I didn't. I'm not getting fat. I'm looking at it. Shut your pie hole, bitch.
Starting point is 00:35:40 It's right there. Dude, I am not getting fat. What did you eat yesterday night? I had a cheeseburger. before bed. Oh my God. Didn't you have like 20 slices of pizza yesterday? I had 20 slices of pizza.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Okay, no. I'll actually list off everything I've eaten that one, that fateful night. So when I woke up, I had like three eggs and a handful of like chocolate trail mix for breakfast. That's pretty good. That's pretty soft. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:04 All right, but listen. But I worked out. I came home. I had like two chicken sandwiches. Like two chicken patty sandwiches. I had a plate of nachos. You're ballgame. I had chocolate milk.
Starting point is 00:36:15 And then before bed, I had a big cheeseburger and a gram cracker before bed. Did she have like, $8,000? Yes. Yes. I had chicken soup. Because he was like, oh, I just got chicken soup. I also have like two burgers in my desk right now. And then you ate more trail mix.
Starting point is 00:36:31 And then I had some more trail mix. Yeah. Oh my God. You're huge. But then I got some water. But then I got some water. Oh, okay. That makes it better.
Starting point is 00:36:38 You got water. Oh, yeah. No, that's healthy. Oh, yeah. Okay. Water actually gets rid of their color of. Holy fucking shit, dude. Water gets rid of so much.
Starting point is 00:36:45 if you eat like 8,000 calories, just drink a glass of water and you can eat more. That's 100% courage. It's real. IRL glit. I also, oh, there's also a big tip of ice cream in my fridge I could actually go get. Do not.
Starting point is 00:36:59 It's like, it's like coffee and like peanut butter cups, dude. Oh, that's good. Never mind. Go ahead. Like sco, I like scoob, get out of here.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Man, listen, the last like three nights, I think I've been relying only on lasagna. And I honestly can like, I'm like starting to like get head level with Nick. I think I understand his ways and I understand the way Nick works and functions. The past week, you leave the call.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Yeah, you leave the call and you're like, I'm going to get some lasagna. That's what happens. Yeah, so I've been eating burritos for the past few days. I just have to say, I understand that where Larry's coming from. I understand a little bit of Spanish. I'm not going to lie, I ate two burritos and I can speak a little bit Spanish now. It's kind of natural to me. I actually start paying attention to.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Monsmore, right? Yeah. I know each blade of grass plates is an original name. Larry, every time you came into my room, you had like a big sombrero filled with guacamole. A big chip hat. A big ship hat, yeah. Dude, I want one of those. Are those real things?
Starting point is 00:38:02 They're real, but dude, you have to, like, you can't ship like a chip hat to someone's house. I know. You need to go somewhere. Yeah. It's like a restaurant. They give you a chip hat. Yeah, it's a big, like, sombrero made out of, like, tortilla chips. But it's like guacamole and like the sides
Starting point is 00:38:16 And you got like dipped in like the middle You break it Yeah, That was a test And you calm down guys Go to Mexican restaurant Can I get up? Stop
Starting point is 00:38:28 Oh, dude Ever dude Oh my god Pishing me off Oh My name I love You're Stop
Starting point is 00:38:40 I think you're stoking the fire Right now Oh Dude You know what I really want right now? What? I really want a spinach, like, avocado. Or, like, just spinach dip with, like, the little chips you get at, like, Applebee's.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Spinage dip, dude. Oh, fuck, finish dip. I have to, I have to know right now. Do you guys like that for this? Yeah. I tolerate hummus. I guess it's like I wouldn't. I'll be real.
Starting point is 00:39:05 No, no, no. You don't like anything on. I know. I know. I don't know. Guys, I have. Never, never hang out with Larry, because it was. Oh my fucking.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Bro, wait, hold on, hold on. Tell me how, tell me how when we were getting him like food when he had his braces, you know, he couldn't chew anything. You know, we were giving him like ramen and stuff like that. And he was so picky about it. He wouldn't eat anything like ever. He had like gummy bears for like a week.
Starting point is 00:39:32 And we thought that was because of the braces. It's not because of the braces. It was just because he's picky. Dude. He got the braces off and he's just arm. He had a bacon, egg and cheese with like a little bit of ketchup and he actually left to go throw up. It was like absolutely a serious.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I ate it. I ate the sandwich. You had to finish all of your gummy, like gummy snack lifesavers. All the lifesavers is bright. You had to like a four-year-old. We got this guy like the God's food takoyaki. He put in his mouth tasted mail and damn near bar.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Yeah, he had to leave. He has to eat to throw it all. He looks right. He's like, um, guys. Guys? Is there mayonnaise in here? Is there mayonnaise in here? No.
Starting point is 00:40:09 No. He's the time of the guy where you could. feet or something and it's good and then you tell him it's like fried pigs feet or something he'd like throw up he gags if Tanner shows him bad food. If I show him a burger I ate at like 6 a.m. He'll actually start to throw in it. Larry, what
Starting point is 00:40:26 do you like hate? What foods do you really just dislike? List them off. What hate? Everything except for mac and cheese. Everything that I just don't know, I guess. I don't fucking know like. Okay, what do you like? Larry would look at a waffle and turn green. That's actually real. I mean, you know like the same thing.
Starting point is 00:40:43 in my whole life, so I just kind of like, my palate is really fucked. What's your palate? If it's not a taco, I don't want it. Yeah, if it's not beans or like a tortilla, then I'm saying, so... Doritos, locos tacos, then count me out. Dude, those are so good. Don't even get me fucking started. All right, what do you like?
Starting point is 00:40:59 What do you like? What's your favorite food to eat? It all stems from my babysitter when I was like when I was just like going into school and she would give me some burgers, but they were so fucking bad because she didn't know, like, she didn't know to cook, but like, she wouldn't, like, oh, it was so fucking bad. So she ruined it.
Starting point is 00:41:16 She gave me, like, almost raw burgers. Bro. With, like, with a medium rare. And it's, and it was just ass, bro. It was so fucking bad. And I just remember, like, looking over to, like, her son. And this kid who had, like, ketchup stains all over his, like, like, fucking man boobs. Oh, that's, like, he was just like.
Starting point is 00:41:32 And then, and then he'll have, like, a finger full of, like, mayo. And he was just dipping his mouth. And that, dude, after. And I'll take a big spoof. sucks on all of his little fucking piggies. He's like, it's disgusting, bro. Each individual takoyaki ball, I licked the mayonnaise off and fed them with my friends.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Can I be honest? I have a really bad thing with mayonnaise where if we're making like egg salad sandwiches and my mom takes out a scoop of mayonnaise, I'll actually leave to go puke and gag. I don't like mayonnaise either. There's nothing wrong with mayonnaise. No, I eat it.
Starting point is 00:42:04 When they eat it out of like the jar? Oh, no. No, manis is fucking ass. My uncle, when he was a kid, apparently he would eat butter off the stick. No, he did that too. My uncle actually did that too. He would put it on a popsicle stick and eat it.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Someone in chat just said mayo and peanut butter sandwich is kind of good though. Okay, no, that's base. That's base. Let me elaborate. Let me elaborate. My friend, you guys may know and love him. You know the rope driver, right?
Starting point is 00:42:35 I'm not going to go into too much detail about him, but he eats. No, listen, drunk knows about him. It's my IRL friend. he eats mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches like almost every single day and he's real and he gave me a bite of it and I kid you not I actually did not mind it whatsoever it's not that bad
Starting point is 00:42:52 it's like salty and sweet oh my god disgusting I might go make myself a toasted mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwich for the people on YouTube go try mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwich pause the video right now and go make yourself a mayo no no no no no
Starting point is 00:43:05 dude Larry's got a vibe me all over his mic right now bro Dude, I'm crying. Oh my fucking God. Someone said it. Someone said ketchup and mac and cheese. Oh, wait. No, that's actually not bad. What?
Starting point is 00:43:17 That's good. Ketchup and ketchup. That's like a normal. My ex liked ketchup and pizza. That's a little gross. He just threw up. Dude. Oh, my fucking God.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Pizza and ranch. That's fine. Pizza is normal. Larry, I'll make you a better. I don't know what's normal. Larry, I'll make you a better. Banana with Nutella on toast. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:38 That sounds really good. Maneus, mayonnaise, Maneus, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Larry, I'll make you feel worse. Add some onions on the peanut butter and mayonnaise for a crunch. It's not that bad. Wait, I remember. Okay, wait. And aside of pickle juice.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Dude, wait, wait, quick, quick, uh, side story. When I was in third grade, my... I thought that I was gay. I thought. I'm sorry. Wait, did Larry just pass out? I heard like a big tumble. When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Larry turns off. Mary, are you there? Dude, I had to spit out. Oh, my fucking God. What? You might want to deafen because I have a story. It's really not that bad because I've heard it's like a real thing. But when I was in third grade, my teacher left.
Starting point is 00:44:40 for, I think she was on a maternity leave because she was pregnant, A.F. And then she came back, you know, like nine, 10 months later. And she was talking to us about, like, her kid and whatever. And she told us that there's, like, this craving that she had, like, throughout her pregnancy, where she wanted vanilla ice cream and, like, dill pickles together in the same bowl. And I actually have no idea if that's, like, the best thing ever or if it was, like, bait. I still don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I just thought of another gross thing. like imagine a piece of white bread drenched in pickle juice and then eating it Stop Stop just me What's wrong with pills?
Starting point is 00:45:18 I hate that fucking word Drenched It's such a Drenched moist moist I like smothered Smothered's really funny Larry I'm gonna smother you in a sauce I'm gonna drench
Starting point is 00:45:28 I'm gonna drench you into a Viscous little sauce Making a soup I look at If you look at that pinned message In the chat So on
Starting point is 00:45:37 How do I Plus sushi, but I just like how they spelled sushi. Sushi. Yeah. That's like slushy. You're going to make him sad. No, he's spelled it so right. He's actually pissed now.
Starting point is 00:45:49 He actually hates you. Right? Nice. We just lost the viewer in a long time supporter of the podcast. Episode 3, by the way, sponsored by GamerStubs. The new Nico made is coming out tomorrow. Code Group. Use code group to use 10% off of your thing.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Sorry. Honestly. Now, when it comes to like hot dough, and stuff like that. Wait, did you know that people do not like ketchup on their hot dogs?
Starting point is 00:46:12 I do. I don't personally would not eat a hot dog without ketchup. No, I think what's wrong with it's because, listen,
Starting point is 00:46:19 if the ketchup is anything but cold, it's instantly garbage. What's wrong with you? What is it is going on a hot dog? What about like,
Starting point is 00:46:27 what about super liquidy ketchup? Super liquid ketchup. Oh, only the liquid. Only the liquid. The water.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Yeah, only the liquid on your hot dog. Okay. Wait, what about the mustard water? Mustard water's easy. That's the worst. Dude.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I'm actually going to throw up. I swear it got it. What else? What else? Oh my God. I'm like trying. Dude, peanut butter on a hot dog actually goes pretty crazy. Maynay's on a hot dog actually goes kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:55 No, the peanut butter hot dog onion combo. Now that is insane. If you think about it, it's just like nuts and like onions. Imagine like two big scoops of like vanilla ice. cream on top of your hot dog. What? We should make Larry a milkshake
Starting point is 00:47:11 and then we should just supplement the milk with mayonnaise. Did you really, did you just interrupt my analogy to tell me that we should torment Larry with him? Larry, I'm going to take your favorite dish
Starting point is 00:47:24 and I'm going to grind up into a smoothie and make you drink it out of a straw. Larry, I'm going to poop in your lasagna one day. If you fuck with lasagna, I'm going to ruin lasagna for the rest of the life. If you fuck with my lasagna, I will actually kill you. Can you pretend that you're garbage?
Starting point is 00:47:38 and say, John, I want lasagna? Don't do that. Anyways, did you guys know that you couldn't substitute? John, I want lasagna, John. That doesn't what he sound like. That's what he sounds like. I don't want to talk about her food. I hate those food.
Starting point is 00:47:54 I hate those food. Time to kick Odie. I ate those food. We got to sell you. I hate Mondays. That was awesome. Oh, my God. For the books.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Holy. I'm sorry. Oh, my Lord. I'm sorry. Damn, you're a little gem. I'm going to add everyone. I'm going to add everyone. Your diamond in the rough.
Starting point is 00:48:29 I have a really weird feeling. I have a weird feeling that it's going to ping everyone late. And mobile viewers. I think it's going to happen. No, that's exactly what's going to happen. and we're going to have to figure out why it's doing that because this is pissing me off. Just add everybody right now.
Starting point is 00:48:46 No, it's just going to double ping. It's like four pins. All right, that's fine then. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Anyway, Grunk, I heard that you're going to be about father really soon. Is that true? Yes, it is. Okay, anyways, on to the next annotation.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Lie to audience. The lie in Satan is getting fat. Lie about grunk becoming father. Lie about Yonk being here. By the way, Yummy is here. He is in the audience listening. He is here. Lie to audience and post Isaac's face reveal in the podcast chat right now, and this is Isaac.
Starting point is 00:49:18 That's Isaac right there. Riddle me this, Batman. What else do we lie? On power in-house. Yeah, so, Greg, you're your father? Yeah. What happened with that? So basically.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Sorry Go on pa Go on peepaw I don't know where to go with this lie It's so hard to I love how on our little sheet that we have We're still on season one episode two No one updated it to 13
Starting point is 00:49:53 Our sheet's a little behind There we go 43 Oh man Now we're on 43 That's like a year in advance Look at these pictures of Scooby-Doo I found Sorry, I keep looking at pictures right now.
Starting point is 00:50:08 I apologize. It's okay. For the people driving right now, check your left lane. Check your left lane. Yeah, people driving. Watch out, watch out, watch out. Left, right, left. Careful.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Break! For the people driving right now. You guys know I could save that gift and put in my gifts and then just press it again and it just comes in. No way. Way, way. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Sorry. Side note, I want to plug something really quickly. here we go. Hey man, it includes all of us. We're going to be starting up an album at the end of this month. What are we? Wait, what? Huh?
Starting point is 00:50:46 I didn't tell me this. Surprise. This is like first time we're hearing. Surprise. I didn't know that. They call me Big T. I got a very large penis inside of Yamatha.
Starting point is 00:50:54 It's going to start off like that. All right. Cam, edit that out because I don't know how YouTube's going to like that. No, it's going to be a beautiful serenade of violin and orchestral sounds. Nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:03 That's a big word. I don't think it's a real word. Ethrol orchestral. If it's Donat 2, I'll actually do something real bad to my body. All right, we'll have a dissent. Go to the YouTube channel. When you guys are listening to this on Friday at 3 o'clock p.m. EST, I want you guys to go in comment if you wanted to be called Donatoo.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Don't. Don't. Actually, don't. We got to move on, guys. They're going to be like, Donna 2. Dona 2. Dona 2. Dona 2. I love Donna 2 because Big Mad's off.
Starting point is 00:51:30 We told me to say Dada 2. I want to fuck you up. to be called then, though. Everybody comment. All right, everybody comment, Donna three. That would be a lot more funnier. That would be so awesome. Don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:46 That would be awesome. Wait, can we just? What? You guys don't want Donna three, man. That's a shit. Yeah, we don't want that. Everybody love Donna three. We do.
Starting point is 00:51:59 I think we should be the first people ever to make the title and IP address. Oh, yeah. Wait, that's actually hard. Wait, I got a few. That's actually hard. I have a few suggestions. Opens up this file.
Starting point is 00:52:12 How about 172?2. Do you listen to 432 what? Yeah. Guys, don't start posting IPs. Don't. Stop. You're going to get banned. That's a rule.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Do not post IPs. You will get banned. But anyway. It's a random IP from a random place, guys. Welcome to episode three. I was going to say, we have like five minutes left. So we could probably do some like questions and answers from you guys in this chat. Oh, you got it.
Starting point is 00:52:35 It's easy. Oh, boy. Comment in the. Oh my God. It's always Nick. It's always... No, no, no, no. Comment.
Starting point is 00:52:43 We're going to... It's always you. The YouTube. We're going to... We're not commenting on the YouTube. We're not asking right now. No, they're going to answer tomorrow. No.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Tomorrow, we're not going to... All right. Continue, then, Gwazard. What color is your... Okay. Well, can we get some real questions? Someone asks me my tip is purple. When will a drunk get pregnant?
Starting point is 00:53:06 I'm pregnant now, actually. Um... Grunk's pregnant with an alien. Let's try and get some real questions. But do you, what does I say? Do you drink orange juice after toothbrushing? No. Why do you read those, Nick?
Starting point is 00:53:20 Yeah, why are you reading that one? Well, I thought it was a good question because I have done that before. Shut the hell up, Nick. Can you guys ask, like, a real question for once? Like, be realistic. How thick is Big T? There we go, baby. You guys want to see?
Starting point is 00:53:38 Here, I'll post my penis in the chat. Do we a bone marrow baby. Yeah, okay. Out of all of us, who's the most, like, test tube baby, like. I think it's me, actually. I would say Tanner. Test tube baby like means most perfect. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:54:07 That's just like, genetically perfect. It's like made in a tube. I am genetically perfect. I'm raised in a test tube that means that you were genetically like made to be. Like you were innocent. I actually learned about that today, actually. We'll go on about test tube babies, drunk. Basically, what they're used for is to like get rid of hereditary diseases.
Starting point is 00:54:25 I have a friend actually, speaking of that. She was like the best egg and the best sperm from her parents were like put together. And now she graduated from Princeton University. It's like life pack. And now she's depressed now probably for being a test tube. Now, yep, egg cell. Now she has no one of the dude for life. No, no, we have three minutes left.
Starting point is 00:54:49 No, no, no. Look, all right, so if you want to hear the full story of the test tube, babies, go to our patreon.com. Stop fucking Patreon. Please. I don't know why. This is like the third time. Yeah, actually it has to be. You brought up a Patreon.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Bynance is sponsoring us. Finance, too. Yep. As well as Dude Perfect, Dude Perfect. Dude Perfect and full send in CBDVille. Mm-hmm. I can't wait to get a sponsor for the podcast, and it's actually like CBD Gummies.
Starting point is 00:55:16 And we have to say how much we love CBD Gummies. And we have to take one or two before every podcast. Yeah, we have to take one, and then we'll feel real good. But drunk will actually not be able to do that. We'll take one, and then one of us, we'll put like an alarm where it would just be like, you hear that? Do you hear that? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:55:32 It'll put the knocking noise. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. You know the knocking noise where, like, Oh, that's a good question. Your guys' favorite ice cream. Oh, my God. Please. Dude, don't even give me so much.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Because I'm thinking about ice cream right now. Mint chocolate chip. You're so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Vanilla or mint chocolate chip. Neither, you fucking MPC. You guys are so dating for yourself. You make your own decisions.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Okay, Mr. Rocky, what? Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Whoa, Rocky Rob, Moose tracks. I like Sherbert. I like Sherbert. Shelly pronounced sorbet. It's orange.
Starting point is 00:56:07 I like pinkin chocolate chip. Isaac, remember it's mint chocolate chip not chocolate chip mint. Remember that. Is it sorbit? What the fuck? Mint Mint chocolate chips, dude, come on. Mint chocolate chips. Like, I'm gonna go on a rant. No. Do you like that ice cream? Do you like mint chocolate chip? I love mint chocolate chip. It's my shot.
Starting point is 00:56:25 He loves brushing his teeth, bro. Oh my God. This guy showers for like four hours. For his hours, brushes his teeth and he eats a mint chocolate chip ice cream. Oh, me. You! You guys are just mad that I fucking shrew. shower unlike all of you. Dude,
Starting point is 00:56:39 you like mint chocolate shit for so long though. Dude, I remember, okay, listen, listen, listen, I had this huge,
Starting point is 00:56:45 huge deal on my, on my backup Twitter where I literally dug into every single person that liked mint chocolate ship. I told him to explain, and I just, it's so bad.
Starting point is 00:56:54 It's not bad. It's so bad. It's actually really bad. You're talking, dude, this is a grunk moment. That's what this is. Grunk?
Starting point is 00:57:03 What? You like, I'm going to eat some ice cream actually tonight. You guys are going to Oh my God. Okay, Isaac, you're eating it wrong. What you're supposed to do?
Starting point is 00:57:10 What am I supposed to do? Okay, this is what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to get it from the store, bring it home. Okay, then you're going to put it in your bowl, and then you're going to fucking mash it up in your bowl until you make it into some, like, awesome little, like softer cream. So I make toothpaste? Is that what you're telling you're doing?
Starting point is 00:57:23 It's not toothpaste. Have you ever made a mint in your life? It doesn't taste like toothpaste. Dude, what do you brush your teeth with? I like pistachio ice cream. I brush my teeth with charcoal toothpaste. Charkle. Butter pecan.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Brow. Let's just mix your teeth great. Short is right. That person in chat's right. Wow, that's so interesting. I don't give a shit. It's gross. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Min chariot chip mid. It's like, dude, come on. It's like the one of three flavors. Oh, mid chocolate shit. That's awesome. That's awesome. What the hell is butter pecan? Oh, it's so fucking good.
Starting point is 00:58:00 It's like, um... It's like the... You just have to try it. And you know what, Isaac, I'm gonna say it. Isaac, I'm going to say it. I don't care you about your elbow. Lemon pepper steppers are not that good. Shut the fuck off.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Actually, shut the... All right, we're going to end the stream. All right. Watching. Make sure to use code group. Get 10% off the wrong guy. The gamer subs cup, baby. Who's called group?
Starting point is 00:58:21 You already not. And Nico made a wifu cup. She's beautiful. She's very pretty. I've jerked off to her multiple times. Excuse me. What? Sorry, guys.
Starting point is 00:58:31 guys. We are definitely ending the stream. Listen, listen. If we see enough shows, I'll put on a Nico made costume and then I'll take a photo shoot. And then he'll finally post on his Instagram for once in his fucking life.
Starting point is 00:58:46 And then he'll finally, yeah, that'll be his first Instagram post. Okay, you guys don't know. Okay, Grung. Larry be like, Larry be like, I have a secret account on Instagram where I post. Larry be like, I'm not posting until I have enough followers.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Subscribe to Big T on YouTube. I have a new, YouTube. channel. I got a brand new YouTube channel. Who cares? Isaac. That was awesome. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:59:11 It ended on that note. Let's let's let me just end on that. All right, yeah. Yeah, that's the last of it. Yeah, we're done.

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