The Group Chat - #3 - DONNA 2?? MESSING WITH PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE STONED!
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You're making me feel really bad right now.
We've started to end.
Welcome to Elkipur.
Of the group podcast podcast.
Yeah, I think that Discord.
Welcome to the Elder Marine group chat.
Here, let me add everybody really quick.
Do you enjoy that.
It's going to do it again in two hours.
I can promise.
Yeah, then we can have our episode five.
Knockout two in one day.
If it does that again, I'm actually going to go over to the voice's name, Simon Cowell.
Whoever owns to Discord?
Yeah.
Jared Fogel
The king of
Discord
Fogel and Simon Cowell
The king of Discord
Alright can we
Let's start this off real
Let's start this off right
Jason sits off real
What episode to Elcom for
By the way
Stop
Of the group pod chat cast
This is episode three
This is yeah
Stop season three
Season three
Seasoned right or wrong
You did everything wrong
This is episode
Welcome to the last episode of the group chat podcast
This is the last one
you for the last one.
Ever.
I'm joined by my co-hosts.
I'm the main one.
Oh, my God.
I was just docked someone at my school
by saying their full name.
Right upon starting the podcast,
you're ready to dock someone?
That's a good intro.
So if you want to see Isaac's real face,
look in the podcast chest.
I have Isaac's real face right here.
Podcast chest.
Podcasts.
This is Isaac.
There you go.
No, yes.
Oh, hell yes.
Do I do the podcast?
I don't think I do.
Can't put that gif on screen.
Yeah, put that gif on screen.
If you guys, if you guys want to see Isaac,
just go to 7-621 Winter Street.
Southgate.
Southgate.
Mississippi.
Oh.
But anyways, yeah, let's actually start it.
Welcome to episode three of the full set podcast.
No, I'm not going to stand for this.
What the fuck?
Welcome to Webisoke 4.
He said the full send podcast.
Yeah, sponsored by CBD Gummy.
Sponsored by CBDVille.
Hashtag, Melkoy's for life.
Nice.
Really nice.
Isn't Ludwig's the backyard?
What is it, the yard or something?
The yard.
Yeah, we're in the front yard.
Welcome to the...
Welcome to the...
Welcome to the Foyer.
Wait.
Boeigh.
Anyway, before we...
Get started. We have to mention the fact that code group use gamers up.
I just stemmed. Sorry, I apologize.
I just had a truly and I'm off of my shit.
Okay. Well, anyway, we're not really obligated to say this, but we like to say because it's awesome.
Gamer subs, thanks for sponsoring.
It's awesome.
Oh, my.
Isaac.
Isaac, you can't put balls in the chat.
Oh, it's a turkey.
Never mind.
Sorry, guys.
Holy.
Anyway, my apologies.
Make sure that you guys use
Code Group for 10%
off any of your GSEP's orders
tomorrow, which will be Friday.
So for people listening on YouTube,
at 3 o'clock, once this is live,
they're dropping a Nico made wifu cup.
It's actually crazy.
Awesome!
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So make sure you guys use our code
if you are interested in buying anything on their site,
10% off.
Once we get enough sales and stuff like using our code,
they're going to want to, like,
I don't know, maybe like, sleep with us or something.
Yeah.
And I do want to add that the sugar cups are actually very high quality.
They're very durable.
They're very clean looking.
They have a beautiful little anime babe with giant.
You know, I'm not even going to finish it.
But you know what I'm trying to say.
I'm looking at one right now.
I'm kind of like popping a chub right now.
God, I just can't stop looking at them.
No, the shaker cups are actually fucking crazy.
I'm not big of the shaker cups, but I do fuck with them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can drop it and I don't think it'll shatter.
Actually, I think it'll just make it strong.
It reflects bullets.
Yeah, it reflects bullets.
So keep it in your backpack if you're ever, like, walking around town.
Okay.
Okay.
I think body armor out of it.
I thought that was going somewhere horrible.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
It's just when you're walking around town.
Well, we dodge that.
When you're walking around town.
Yeah.
Welcome to episode three, everybody.
Welcome.
Okay.
Yeah, lately, I mean, we could just jump into the first topic here that we had.
because lately things have been just going horrible on Twitter.
Like, I will not lie.
I don't know.
Every single time I open that app, I just see something and I just close it.
I don't know what it is.
Like today, for example, I just saw somebody talking about, well, I don't know.
Am I allowed to just talk about it?
Like Minilad?
I don't know.
Depends on what that is.
Depends on what it is.
I saw a lot of bad things on Twitter.
What?
What did you see?
There's been a lot.
What'd you see?
Yeah, what did you see?
Tell us.
Did you see me on it?
I saw Tanner.
and Tanner was bent over
Like on Discord
And softwood was just booty ass naked
Booty naked
Nothing covering
Dripping wet naked
I think it was a mistake
Like everything was out
Everything was out
It was bad
I could see his penis from afar
Like I didn't have to like squint
It was just there
I wasn't actually
We're losing viewers
We're losing
A uh oh
Taylor I hate this podcast too
But yeah
Did you say that's not my name
Dude
Dude, was it yesterday?
Was it just yesterday when I had posted that one tweet of me like gripping apparently my dick?
And you guys were like, oh my God.
I think it was two days ago.
I think it was two days ago.
You wanted to be on Twitter so bad.
And when I didn't do it, you did it yourself and then shot yourself in the foot.
Everyone was like, oh my God, you're grabbing your wiener.
And I told even yummy, I was like, dude, play the live photo.
It's not actually me grabbing it.
It's just me grabbing my oversized shorts.
It was your penis on.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
It's not a lot of foot on Twitter, Nick.
I could see it sticking out of the bottom of your shorts.
I knew what it was.
You're so big.
I could see it at the end of your shorts sticking out.
It was like, same way.
Yeah, it was actually, it was.
Yeah, I don't know if you saw that.
It was like, freaking out because we could actually see it at the bottom of your shorts.
It was bad.
I don't think you even saw it.
Anyways, enough about penises, guys.
How about the new hit game Eldon Ring, which came out with a statistic report of selling over 12 million copies in two weeks.
It really?
Yeah, no, that's actually absurd.
That's just like our podcast listens in two weeks.
That's a lot of copies.
That's like more than Minecraft.
That's like as many episodes as we has out.
We have so many episodes.
We have a lot of episodes.
That's like seasons, actually.
Yeah.
I see a lot of people bringing up Yummy and chat really quick.
So Yummy is doing some stuff right now.
Still recovering.
That guy is badly injured, bro.
Remember that car accident?
Yeah.
Remember that?
Remember that?
Remember that?
Yeah.
He got in another one.
But here's what happened.
Basically, his knees really messed up and there's like bone sticking out.
And they tried pushing it back into his like thigh, but he actually stuck out of his ass.
Yeah.
It was a cartoonish, like cartoon bone.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
It's pretty bad.
It's really bad.
Yeah.
Also, the car is doing well, by the way.
The car is well.
When you're paying job.
The car, yeah.
It's actually, I thought it was totaled, but it's all good.
I'm going to say this, the costs that Yomi, he doesn't have a lot of money.
So if you could actually go to our Patreon and...
If you can go to our website, GamerSups.com.
Yeah, if you use our...
It all goes to Yummy.
All the 10% goes to Yummy.
Should we say that?
That's actually kind of believable.
You're like being anybody on the spot.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, so Yummy will be here hopefully next podcast, maybe.
Next week he should be able to.
No, he won't.
He won't be here.
He will lose his life next week.
Quit hoping.
He will.
Dude.
What?
324.
Are you going to make sure he does?
I can just get, I can just feel it happening, like, very soon.
Uh-huh.
I would like to point out.
Uh-huh.
On our outline that we have for episode three,
Tanner apparently abuses opioids.
I have been abusing opioids a lot recently.
I didn't know that until now.
Wait, what?
Tanner, you want to think of a moment to talk about it?
Stop it.
I've actually been abusing a lot of opioids.
Right on my desk.
I have Garcinia gambloglia.
Oh.
And right next to that, I have nature made multis for him with Omega 3S.
Do you take your ashrigand distiller or not?
No, I don't.
I left it at your house, I'm pretty sure, actually.
I took it home.
I left it with my...
What?
I just dropped everything.
Did you steal it?
No.
Oh, I was...
I still don't know where it's at.
So if it's not...
Here's the thing about Nick's house, dude.
I think we've all left something at, like, at his house, and then he can't find it.
I left my virginity at his house.
Surprisingly enough, he did tell me I left something and I picked it up next time I was there.
You guys, however, that shit's gone.
Give up.
Yeah, I've had shit.
It's just kind of been gone.
I left my virginity at Nick's house, genuinely.
I left that shit at the door.
I dropped my virginia at the door and I left it.
I took yours when you were bent over that kitchen table.
Oh, my God.
Are we going to get into this?
I don't think we should.
Let's got to move out.
This is episode three.
St. Patrick's Day, by the way.
Shout out.
Patrick's Day.
Happy Patrick Day.
For the viewers at home, watching on YouTube,
actually have a challenge for you.
Another challenge, not a riddle.
But since it's St. Patrick's date,
I want you to drink as much alcohol as you possibly.
Thank you.
I was about to say that.
No matter what you're going to follow up.
Dude,
Go to your fridge.
It was a fourth sift of beer and says,
I think I'm drunk.
It was a joke, man.
It was a joke, man.
Stop.
It was a joke, man.
I'm just a little bunch.
Dude, I am so zooted.
Listen, even if you're not 21.
Sorry.
What's the worst that could happen?
Even if you're not 21,
I still need to partake in this challenge.
Are you continuing underage drinking?
Nope.
I am.
I'm just thinking about it.
Thinking out loud.
Just thinking out loud here.
Oh.
Wait, isn't this like the day that they like make that one river green in like Chicago or something?
Just wait.
Do that?
That's not real.
That was like a sewage leak that happened to be on St. Patrick's take.
That wasn't a real thing.
That was one like the water went really bad.
People were dying.
No, there was actually toxic waste people.
That was an e-Cola breakout, dude.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah.
Cola?
Are you guys?
actually trying to gas at me.
No, no, no, no.
Genuinely, 43 people died because they took a drink out of the water thinking it was beer,
but they actually died and turned gray.
The average Irish person.
Their eyes popped down their head and they melted, you know?
They grew like,
they're like dying, like, junior beers and they just died.
It was like the Indiana Jones scene where, like, they opened the chest and they turned
a skeleton.
How'd that happen, by the way?
Oh, it was just a crazy thing that happened.
It was actually, coincidentally, that movie.
that movie was filmed on St. Patrick's Day.
Tanner, you know who I saw on my feed today on Twitter?
Who?
Vanos.
Van Os Gaming?
Yeah, remember.
Is he Irish?
No.
No, who is?
Years ago?
No.
Oh, I remember.
Van Os before YouTube, actually,
Vanos before YouTube, I actually joined the Navy because, you know, he made his first video.
Yeah, he made his first video.
It wasn't working out so well.
And his mom made him join the Navy.
And so he was on the boat, right?
And an enemy ship was, like,
couple, like 200 knots in front of them, I think.
Nots?
A couple 200 knots in front of them.
And his leader, his leader, I don't know what they're, his, uh, upper-ups,
his admiral, his admiral, his admiral said, Evan, man the battle stations.
And Evan actually, which is his real name, Evan Van Os, pressed the big red bun.
Evan Fong, Evan Van Os fong, launched 13 torpedoes.
sunk an entire ship
killed 32 men.
That's actually a real life story.
That is real.
That's actually what happened.
We normally lie, but this is actually a story.
Are you sure that's Nots, dude?
Yeah.
It is NOTS.
It's nuts.
Yeah.
Isn't that how fast it travels?
Nots is how fast you're going.
Yeah.
Me when I'm pretty,
when a car is four miles per hour ahead of me, dude.
A boat.
A boat travels.
It goes fast.
He travels and knots.
Why are you so mad to that?
Notical mile.
Yeah, why are you?
I was sitting there thinking about that for a while.
You're actually pissed.
You're actually genuinely pissed.
Vanos killed 32 men and you're talking about you.
You made me Google knots.
Van Gogh got 32 people and all those lives had like families and
they weren't.
And you're only here talking about knots.
And you're worried about knots, dude.
Yeah, come on.
My priorities lay in my, they're my own priorities.
A knot is not real.
Not real.
Nice.
That was awesome.
Awesome.
My computer's not on.
I'm on my phone.
I was talking about it before we started recording,
but I do not want to forget that last night I had a sick dream.
I had an absolutely crazy dream.
What was your dream, man?
It was kind of sick.
So it was actually really cool.
Like I woke up from it because it was like really scary,
but I was like, holy shit, this could be a video game.
Where, well, I don't remember a lot of it now,
but all I do remember was just a sword
My life is like a video game
Goofy a dream
Goofy odd dream
Goofy awe
This goofy odd dream man
You guys hear that goofy awdream man
Yeah, true
I just get everyone hyped for that dream sorry
That sucks
That's all you remember, that's it
Well I remember being a sword
And the walls turning red from blood
And then there was like some fighting action going on
I don't know. In my head, it worked out a lot better.
But now I don't remember it.
Well, this was a dream I had.
Grunk, shut the hell out, man.
Wait your goddamn turn.
He sounded like a zombie in Paul Dutty, dude.
Sam!
Sam!
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Oh.
Oh.
Shit.
Shut.
the hell.
Oh, come on.
Max Avo!
Catcher!
Goofy off podcast.
That was awesome.
Anyway, what was the dream?
What was I saying?
Oh, no, I just had a dream where like a nuke fell in my mother.
She turned to a skull.
I just imagined that scene.
from Adventure Time
where Marcelling
gets like
crushed by a nuke
and like
the whole thing
that was all
she turned into a skeleton
over and over again
that's true.
That's real.
I remember you telling us
about that
when it happened
Yeah,
like my mom was just sitting there
and then a nuke dropped on her
and dropped on her
and just exploded.
Yeah.
All that was like her bones.
Yeah,
like it was just her skeleton
a pair of bones
and I was walking around
like a desert
and I was like the only one
and like it was like that
for two hours
and me walking around
a desert
knowing my mom just got
And then I woke up and I was like kind of weird feeling because I because like in the dream I heard the like the nuke sirens going off all the time. It was weird. It was like the and I imagine when I went to my kitchen I was going to see my skeleton mother.
Oh, dude. I had probably one of the most like impactful dreams I've ever had like two weeks ago. So in the dream I went into a coma for a year and woke up in the dream. So it felt like extra real. And like everyone moved on.
with their life and like I was still stuck in the past with my thoughts as when I like went to bed
and um basically like everyone moved on I was a grade behind and like all my friends like forgot
about me it was like the worst dream I've ever had but also the coolest one because it's so interesting
grunk that's that happened man yeah you don't you're you're a sophomore in high school
do you know remember are you all right grunk wait drunk I think she should
to leave the podcast for a second.
Come on.
Four sips of beer and is like, wait.
Hold on.
Grunk takes sips.
Takes four of beers.
Looks down the hands.
He starts dissipating.
Start to see it.
He tends to like dust.
It's like what is going on?
Grunk.
But yeah, that was a, that was because when I woke up, I literally thought it was real.
And like, it took me like 15 minutes to snap out of that.
like mentality that the dream had
got me and it was so odd.
Yeah, I remember hearing about
though, you told me.
It was so different man.
Yeah, that's really scary.
I would hate to do that.
I would hate to actually, I'm really scared of lucid dreaming
or is lucid dreaming?
Yeah, I was going to say like,
I want to lucid dream.
I would be very scared to lucid dream.
I heard that they say it can be bad.
Like it can, in bad, like really bad.
You cross the spiritual plane.
Yeah.
Well, true.
There's one dream I do remember.
and I was a football player
and I had to pee really bad
and so then I...
Come on, bro.
So then I started...
So then I peed in my pants on the field
and I actually woke up to piss in my bed.
So that happens.
That sucks.
Man, I've never peed in my bed once.
Yeah, I think I...
Nice.
My lung just cut out.
Yeah, that's real.
It's fucking.
I get it.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever,
I don't think I've ever peed my pants ever.
That's all I wanted to say.
Ever, ever, ever?
Ever?
Not even like, curiously, like, just peter pants?
Those diapers?
The diapers were, they were useless, dude.
Wait, wait.
Have you guys ever, like, went to go pee?
And then you accidentally pee on your pants?
It was like, you know, the angle.
Dude.
Yes, yes, dude.
The morning pees.
Like, four cords of pee waiting for after you shake.
No.
So the morning peas are always the most dangerous.
Like, it will go every which way you do not have.
I would know my nostril one time.
It was angled wrong.
I was actually at the gym the other day, and I was peeing.
My dick was straight to the toilet, but it went sideways and hit the load.
It was...
It's unreal.
I was peeing next to this one guy, and it went to my left, and he, like, slipped on it,
and he fell on his head and died.
It went around the world.
Sometimes...
Dude, do you ever, like, wake up, and, like, you go pee and, like...
It's like, your dick is, like, melted for some reason.
It's, like...
No, this is 100% of feeling I'm trying to, like, can capture.
It's, like, melted, so, like,
The pee like sprays like a spray bottle out.
Oh, it splits.
It's split.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like you got to like unstick everything.
Yeah, piss.
Go get a shower.
That's what you need to do.
They tell me that your balls are like sticking to your like leg or something.
Do your balls stick together?
You have to pee.
Guys, stop.
Guys, stop.
Look at this picture in the podcast show.
I don't.
Keep hovering to play.
Tanner.
Tanner coming up with a fake dream about his mom getting hit with the nuke.
That's a real.
It's a real dream.
I was actually scared.
I don't like how he's doing.
Literally,
the only thing that says is lie in makeup,
fucked up dreams.
That was not made, that was real.
That was a real dream.
He mentioned it last night.
Yeah, it was bad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Can I put those pictures in, by the way.
I have a question.
I have a question.
So, like, do you think if you could open a person's head,
you can see their dreams, like playing 80?
Yes.
If you hook up a U.S.D things.
Yeah.
If you hook up a,
H-GMI monitor and put it to a TV
It works
No one's brave enough to try it
Awesome
I just got a YouTube comments on my video
And it said
Man you look like emo kid
Lesbians at my school
That's not real though
But I don't understand
I see it
You look like emo kid lesbians
At their school?
I look like emo kid lesbians at their school
okay
I'm gonna think
that's kind of all
I gotta say
that's pretty awesome
I want to meet some of those
that's kind of awesome
awesome
awesome
guys
this is not a drill
blade just dropped this on
an album
all right man
well you have
40 more minutes
Drang gang
all right moving on
yo so our next topic
that we had
was talking about
some
marijuana stories
lie about the smell
of pussy being awesome
sauce was actually the next one.
We skip that one.
We can know.
Yeah, we can talk about the pussy.
I don't want to talk about that.
Why?
Are you scared of the world?
Close your ears then.
I don't know.
Yeah, grunk, close your ears for a second.
Okay, I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be right back.
I mean, pussy is awesome sauce.
Sorry, Grunk.
What?
Anyways, that's not.
Okay.
I don't know.
Sorry, guys.
Well, I do think that pussy's awesome sauce, but
what does it smell like?
I want to briefly mention the fact.
that I did have a really bad high the other night
and I don't do weed often.
I don't do that shit.
You did weed?
You did weed?
I just want to preface with saying
Oh my God.
I looked up to you.
Dude, so many people looked up to you and now you did weed,
you're fucking, you're fucked up, man.
You're a bad person.
All you do is piss people off.
I had a bad high and then I had to call Isaac
and tell me how Isaac told me after I was done with the bad high,
man, I really wanted to scream nightmare.
So fucking bad
Tanner openly admits he was going to
That's why I didn't call Tanner
Yeah
As soon as if you would have been
That's coming, dad's coming, dad's coming
It's happened before we've had a friend
We've had a friend who was like super fucking high
And
Tater
What's that?
Nightmare!
I'll tell the story
I'll tell the story
What did I do?
Okay, do you remember Chip?
Yeah
Oh
You remember what you did it?
Yeah, he was really on acid
He wasn't just on TV
He was on weed.
No, listen, listen, listen.
He wasn't just on weed.
He was on acid.
And he openly trust me so much.
He wanted to call me and talk about,
just random things because he was like on acid for the first time.
And I start, there's, I have a video.
I take my shirt off.
I start doing these crazy things.
I got like, I start doing those noises to him on the camera with my shirt off.
And he starts laughing super hard.
But then I take it a step.
I take it a step further.
and I have like this big witch's cauldron.
It was like a big bowl, but I was pretending it was a witch's cauldron.
And I was like brewing things.
And I was making like witches laugh.
I was like,
and I was completely naked the entire time.
And he was like freaking out.
There was one clip I saw of that incident.
And it was like you weren't even in the frame and he was already laughing.
And then you popped in the frame and made like this really scary face that started flexing every muscle in like your upper body.
I was like screaming.
Yeah.
I was screaming as long as I can flexing.
And there was like a vein popping out of my forehead.
Oh my God, where's that video?
You came in, you came to pickaboo!
Pickaboo!
Picklew!
I think I was playing Minecraft the whole time, too,
and I was just like screaming, like, evil things.
I'm never going to get high with you.
Yeah, no, I, I,
Isaac was the very first time I ever had a bad high,
and then, yeah.
Shut off, dude.
You laugh every time.
You want me to tell a story?
You can tell a story?
It's funny actually.
I laughed when you were having a bad high.
I'm going to be running a minute.
I'm going to explain.
All right.
So I was at Isaac's house.
It was some family members with us and, you know, his roommate, whatever.
And we are all like outside and we're like passing around a bong.
And Isaac is not smoking.
He didn't want to.
I think he drank just a little bit.
And bro, after I take a hit, Isaac literally says, mom's coming.
And I remember.
Oh.
I remember specifically, my brain was so delayed.
I remember turning my head, but my eyes lagged behind.
So I snapped my head, but my eyes were locked in place.
I remember looking at him, but like turning my eyes to look at him after and then, like, laughed.
And then ever since then it was just the worst afterwards.
I felt my heart beating.
No, there's no listen.
There's no listen.
In my defense, in my defense, in my defense, I thought you were sober enough to,
could handle it. I didn't think it was going to actually
fuck with you all night and it did.
If anything, he gave everyone a bad
high that night. He got so scared.
He called a staff meeting in Discord just to talk to people.
Aw.
That's not true.
I'm like, Isaac, man,
I'm having a bad high. Can I sit down?
And dude, tell me how there was like a giant ass
box of McDonald's and I almost ate the
entire thing. Oh my gosh.
He ate the entire bundle box.
Yeah, that was the same night when you were like, you had like a
beanie on. You looked like a little kid that like just got in trouble.
Yeah.
Isaac.
Isaac's in call.
Yes, Isaac's in call, and he puts me onto his lap and starts, like,
rocking his leg, like, up and down or something, so I'm, like, bouncing on it.
And then he was, like, kids in this fucking call.
It's like grunk when grunk was, like, 15.
And it was, like, a whole bunch of people.
And I was laughing so hard because he looked like a little baby eating.
I was rocking.
I was rocking my baby to sleep.
I was just taking care of it.
And then he had his camera on.
Bro, you had your camera on.
Yeah, it was mean.
Yeah, it was mean because what you did next was,
you put me on your bed and I was eating food.
and you literally
you left the camera
in such an angle
where you just see
my fat ass eating
a McDonald's
it's a screen shot
it was a great shot
I'm going to
on this bundle
but I'm gonna try
to look for it right now
I doubt I'll be able
to find it
but I'll look really hard
that's what I was laughing at
because you look like a big
baby with a big heeping pile
of McDonald's just eating on a bed
you look so sad
I can't stop laughing at you
I'm so upset that day
when do you think it's wonderful
I was like, Isaac, look at him.
Do you know what month this was in, possibly?
It was like last year.
It was like December.
No, it was 22 years ago?
It was 2020.
It was like 2020.
It was like two years ago.
It was November.
Dude, I forgot it was 22.
Dude, that was a long time ago.
Awesome.
Yeah, it was November.
Yeah, November of 2020.
That was actually scary.
Holy.
Yeah.
So basically more of the story, guys.
Don't eat weeds and smoke weed.
Don't do drugs.
Don't do psychedadalee.
Yeah.
I'm going to say Patrick's Day, so we're going to let a slide this time.
So, wait, hold on.
For the people on YouTube.
With the whole psychedelic shit, I just got to say that I accidentally fucked up like five people on my Instagram story.
I was doing a, you know, you put a question up and then you like answer it.
Yeah, yeah.
And I had like, for some reason, it was like really weird, but I had a bunch of people saying they were like really high right now.
And it was just like having a good time.
And so the next story, I put a, uh, I put this like dying go ahead.
Red text.
And like, I put like, like, really like demonic music.
And then I woke up.
I left it out overnight and I woke up the next morning and people were crying.
They were like, dude.
And it was so bad.
I was like, oh my.
Dude.
You ruined some people.
It was so bad.
I fucked up.
so bad. I didn't think it was going to be
that bad. Oh my goodness.
It's so funny. It's so funny. I don't know what.
It's so, it's so mean to mess with people
in their high. It's really fucked up.
It can literally like ruin it
permanently. It's so funny.
You're fucked.
Genuine reaction to like.
Is it not funny?
It's funny. No. No. It's hilarious.
You've never had a bad high. I've had two now.
Victim. No. And you know
what, Isaac, you posed a very good point.
if you had said, what was that?
Did you hear that?
That would have fucked me up more than the nightmare.
Because I would have been like fine, whatever.
But if you said something fucked up like,
did you hear that?
No, what's behind you?
No, I swear to God.
That would have fucked me up hard.
Dude.
Wait, that dude's walking on his leg.
I know.
I had human decency that times because I already punked you once.
I wasn't going to do it again for like shits and giggles.
I already punked you once.
If you did that, I got him good.
That was awesome.
Awesome.
I'd have been like, dude, where's Misty?
I would have said that actually, probably.
Wait, no, Tanner.
Dude, okay.
When I was, no, when I was high, right?
I told Isaac, I was like, I need to go downstairs and get water.
So I go all the way downstairs, quiet as hell, grab water, go upstairs.
And I ask Isaac, because then I get paranoid.
I'm like, Isaac, did you hear anything smashed downstairs?
Remember that, Isaac?
Yes.
And I said no, bro.
You're like, no, bro, you're good.
Chill.
I was so pissed.
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
Like, I kind of like, see with Isaac.
I would have been like, um, are you going to open your door?
They're knocking.
Do you not hear the voices?
Dude, dude, I didn't know you had a friend over.
They just went to the other room.
They're calling for me, man.
Oh, my God, Tanner.
That would have been bad.
That would have been really.
That one even got me.
Oh, my God.
What about like, wait, why is Misty barking?
Why is Misty crying?
No.
What's that behind you?
No, okay.
The dark, shadowy figure.
Wait, Missy's floating.
There was one really bad part that I can't forget.
And it was I started having visions that I was in the past.
And my brain was in the past and I'm thinking of all this.
But my heart stopped.
And I had for some weird reason.
I remember forgetting to breathe.
And like my heart fucking like did some weird palpitation real quick.
It was really scary.
I thought I was projecting and predicting my own death.
You had a heart attack while you were eating, like, what?
Bro, what's the best way you can describe that?
Because I'm just like...
Okay.
The entire feeling the entire time I had that horrible high was straight up.
I couldn't stop shaking.
My body was, like, stiff.
Every fucking time, like, my neck was spasming.
I tried drinking water and I was almost throwing it up because my neck was, like,
fucking spasming.
My, like, nerves were everywhere.
It was horrible.
I'm not doing that shit again for a long time.
I would, I mean, it's not.
I would do it again if I were you.
Just like limit yourself.
Whatever you took last time do less.
That's just too much.
No, no, no, no.
Double the dosage because obviously you're already used to it.
You're already used to it.
So you need a double the dose.
All you need is like a giant pizza and a giant bean bag.
Okay, yeah, a giant pizza with some mountain dew and also look in the podcast chat.
Listen to that.
You're going to have the greatest high of your life.
Doe!
Doe!
Doe!
Wait.
Oh my.
Doe it.
Doe.
Do we can't put that sound in there
Doit!
What about you, Grunk?
What's your weed story?
Don't ask him, Dave.
So, no, me and this kid are in the bathroom.
I literally went in there for one second.
You have one?
Seriously?
Yeah, he had one of those...
You got secondhand high.
Watch.
No, he had one of those, like, what are they called?
Cards?
The pins.
They're like the pins.
Yeah, the pens.
Yeah, he had one of those that I walked in.
He was like, what a hit?
And I was like,
you know what
no yeah no and
and uh
it was last period so
so it was fine but
your mom's gonna hear this
I literally your whole school's gonna hear this
I made that entire story
none of that happened
you just got like four miners arrested
none of that happens
your mom's gonna hear this
I made that up I that's not
that was a lot
that was a lie
I made it up I made it up I made it up
that was pretty believable
oh no
I never got that was pretty
Unbelievable, Gurunk's mom, we got him.
Did it.
Hey, uh, grunk's dad, he one time painted his nails.
Just want to let you know.
Oh, my God.
Dude, my nails today are a little bit long.
He called me a little girl for having them be just a little bit long.
Your dad is such a husky man.
So you know, like, how I check how long my nails are, like I hold my, uh, I hold my fingers, like directly in front of my face.
and if I can't see them and they aren't that long.
I literally can't see them.
And he said they're too long.
What?
Like, does he have nails?
On, like, your phone screen to see if they're too long.
Yeah.
I hear, like, hold them up close to your eye.
What?
You got to measure your eye out.
No, no.
Not like nails facing me.
Nails facing away.
Yeah.
So he doesn't see him over his fingers.
Yeah.
Oh.
Over the top of my finger.
Like, like, your palms facing you.
Yeah.
These guys are always stupid, apparently.
Yeah.
I just described what he was doing, so.
Hey, can we talk, can we brag a little bit right now?
Yeah.
We are the top five podcast in the nation and Australia.
That all to Australia, by the way.
Shout out to Austin.
Okay, no, that was actually real.
We are actually in the top.
Australia, baby!
Yeah.
What out I smoke, bitch.
I love Australian people.
I wonder how many like essays listen to us.
That'll be fine.
I bet you have a good amount of ashes.
I have one more thing to do.
Like listening to us.
Smoking.
Eschies.
They're listening to us in the Maccas right now.
The macas.
The macas.
Fucking a fucking bong made out of like a shoebox.
You don't know what an essay is?
Tanner is getting fat.
He is 320 pounds.
Why would you say that?
Well, it's written down your notes.
He wrote it.
Who wrote that?
You wrote it.
No, I didn't.
I'm not getting fat.
I'm looking at it.
Shut your pie hole, bitch.
It's right there.
Dude, I am not getting fat.
What did you eat yesterday night?
I had a cheeseburger.
before bed.
Oh my God.
Didn't you have like 20 slices of pizza yesterday?
I had 20 slices of pizza.
Okay, no.
I'll actually list off everything I've eaten
that one, that fateful night.
So when I woke up, I had like three eggs
and a handful of like chocolate trail mix for breakfast.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty soft.
Yeah.
All right, but listen.
But I worked out.
I came home.
I had like two chicken sandwiches.
Like two chicken patty sandwiches.
I had a plate of nachos.
You're ballgame.
I had chocolate milk.
And then before bed, I had a big cheeseburger and a gram cracker before bed.
Did she have like, $8,000?
Yes.
Yes.
I had chicken soup.
Because he was like, oh, I just got chicken soup.
I also have like two burgers in my desk right now.
And then you ate more trail mix.
And then I had some more trail mix.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You're huge.
But then I got some water.
But then I got some water.
Oh, okay.
That makes it better.
You got water.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's healthy.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Water actually gets rid of their color of.
Holy fucking shit, dude.
Water gets rid of so much.
if you eat like 8,000 calories,
just drink a glass of water and you can eat more.
That's 100% courage.
It's real.
IRL glit.
I also,
oh, there's also a big tip of ice cream in my fridge I could actually go get.
Do not.
It's like,
it's like coffee and like peanut butter cups, dude.
Oh, that's good.
Never mind.
Go ahead.
Like sco,
I like scoob,
get out of here.
Man,
listen,
the last like three nights,
I think I've been relying only on lasagna.
And I honestly can like,
I'm like starting to like get head level with Nick.
I think I understand his ways and I understand the way Nick works and functions.
The past week, you leave the call.
Yeah, you leave the call and you're like, I'm going to get some lasagna.
That's what happens.
Yeah, so I've been eating burritos for the past few days.
I just have to say, I understand that where Larry's coming from.
I understand a little bit of Spanish.
I'm not going to lie, I ate two burritos and I can speak a little bit Spanish now.
It's kind of natural to me.
I actually start paying attention to.
Monsmore, right?
Yeah.
I know each blade of grass plates is an original name.
Larry, every time you came into my room, you had like a big sombrero filled with guacamole.
A big chip hat.
A big ship hat, yeah.
Dude, I want one of those.
Are those real things?
They're real, but dude, you have to, like, you can't ship like a chip hat to someone's house.
I know.
You need to go somewhere.
Yeah.
It's like a restaurant.
They give you a chip hat.
Yeah, it's a big, like, sombrero made out of, like, tortilla chips.
But it's like guacamole and like the sides
And you got like dipped in like the middle
You break it
Yeah,
That was a test
And you calm down guys
Go to Mexican restaurant
Can I get up?
Stop
Oh, dude
Ever dude
Oh my god
Pishing me off
Oh
My name I love
You're
Stop
I think you're stoking the fire
Right now
Oh
Dude
You know what I really want right now?
What?
I really want a spinach, like, avocado.
Or, like, just spinach dip with, like, the little chips you get at, like, Applebee's.
Spinage dip, dude.
Oh, fuck, finish dip.
I have to, I have to know right now.
Do you guys like that for this?
Yeah.
I tolerate hummus.
I guess it's like I wouldn't.
I'll be real.
No, no, no.
You don't like anything on.
I know.
I know.
I don't know.
Guys, I have.
Never, never hang out with Larry, because it was.
Oh my fucking.
Bro, wait, hold on, hold on.
Tell me how, tell me how when we were getting him
like food when he had his braces,
you know, he couldn't chew anything.
You know, we were giving him like ramen and stuff like that.
And he was so picky about it.
He wouldn't eat anything like ever.
He had like gummy bears for like a week.
And we thought that was because of the braces.
It's not because of the braces.
It was just because he's picky.
Dude.
He got the braces off and he's just arm.
He had a bacon, egg and cheese with like a little bit of ketchup
and he actually left to go throw up.
It was like absolutely a serious.
I ate it.
I ate the sandwich.
You had to finish all of your gummy,
like gummy snack lifesavers.
All the lifesavers is bright.
You had to like a four-year-old.
We got this guy like the God's food takoyaki.
He put in his mouth tasted mail and damn near bar.
Yeah, he had to leave.
He has to eat to throw it all.
He looks right.
He's like, um, guys.
Guys?
Is there mayonnaise in here?
Is there mayonnaise in here?
No.
No.
He's the time of the guy where you could.
feet or something and it's good and then you tell him it's like
fried pigs feet or something he'd like throw up
he gags if Tanner shows him
bad food. If I show him a burger
I ate at like 6 a.m. He'll actually start to throw
in it. Larry, what
do you like hate? What foods do you
really just dislike? List them off.
What hate? Everything except for
mac and cheese. Everything that I just
don't know, I guess. I don't fucking know
like. Okay, what do you like?
Larry would look at a waffle and turn green. That's actually
real. I mean, you know like the same thing.
in my whole life, so I just kind of like, my
palate is really fucked. What's your palate?
If it's not a taco, I don't want it.
Yeah, if it's not beans or like
a tortilla, then I'm saying, so...
Doritos, locos tacos, then count me out.
Dude, those are so good.
Don't even get me fucking started. All right, what do you like?
What do you like? What's your favorite food to eat? It all
stems from my babysitter when I was like
when I was just like going into
school and she would give me some
burgers, but they were so fucking bad
because she didn't know, like, she didn't know
to cook, but like, she wouldn't, like, oh, it was so fucking bad.
So she ruined it.
She gave me, like, almost raw burgers.
Bro.
With, like, with a medium rare.
And it's, and it was just ass, bro.
It was so fucking bad.
And I just remember, like, looking over to, like, her son.
And this kid who had, like, ketchup stains all over his, like, like, fucking man boobs.
Oh, that's, like, he was just like.
And then, and then he'll have, like, a finger full of, like, mayo.
And he was just dipping his mouth.
And that, dude, after.
And I'll take a big spoof.
sucks on all of his little fucking piggies.
He's like, it's disgusting, bro.
Each individual takoyaki ball,
I licked the mayonnaise off and fed them with my friends.
Can I be honest?
I have a really bad thing with mayonnaise
where if we're making like egg salad sandwiches
and my mom takes out a scoop of mayonnaise,
I'll actually leave to go puke and gag.
I don't like mayonnaise either.
There's nothing wrong with mayonnaise.
No, I eat it.
When they eat it out of like the jar?
Oh, no.
No, manis is fucking ass.
My uncle, when he was a
kid, apparently he would eat butter off the stick.
No, he did that too.
My uncle actually did that too.
He would put it on a popsicle stick and eat it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Someone in chat just said mayo and peanut butter sandwich is kind of good though.
Okay, no, that's base.
That's base.
Let me elaborate.
Let me elaborate.
My friend, you guys may know and love him.
You know the rope driver, right?
I'm not going to go into too much detail about him, but he eats.
No, listen, drunk knows about him.
It's my IRL friend.
he eats mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches
like almost every single day
and he's real and he gave me a bite of it
and I kid you not I actually did not mind it whatsoever
it's not that bad
it's like salty and sweet
oh my god
disgusting
I might go make myself a toasted mayonnaise
and peanut butter sandwich
for the people on YouTube go try mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwich
pause the video right now and go make yourself a mayo
no no no no no
dude Larry's got a vibe me all over his mic right now bro
Dude, I'm crying.
Oh my fucking God.
Someone said it.
Someone said ketchup and mac and cheese.
Oh, wait.
No, that's actually not bad.
What?
That's good.
Ketchup and ketchup.
That's like a normal.
My ex liked ketchup and pizza.
That's a little gross.
He just threw up.
Dude.
Oh, my fucking God.
Pizza and ranch.
That's fine.
Pizza is normal.
Larry, I'll make you a better.
I don't know what's normal.
Larry, I'll make you a better.
Banana with Nutella on toast.
Oh.
That sounds really good.
Maneus, mayonnaise, Maneus, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Larry, I'll make you feel worse.
Add some onions on the peanut butter and mayonnaise for a crunch.
It's not that bad.
Wait, I remember.
Okay, wait.
And aside of pickle juice.
Dude, wait, wait, quick, quick, uh, side story.
When I was in third grade, my...
I thought that I was gay.
I thought.
I'm sorry.
Wait, did Larry just pass out?
I heard like a big tumble.
When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay.
Larry turns off.
Mary, are you there?
Dude, I had to spit out.
Oh, my fucking God.
What?
You might want to deafen because I have a story.
It's really not that bad because I've heard it's like a real thing.
But when I was in third grade, my teacher left.
for, I think she was on a maternity leave because she was pregnant, A.F.
And then she came back, you know, like nine, 10 months later.
And she was talking to us about, like, her kid and whatever.
And she told us that there's, like, this craving that she had, like, throughout her pregnancy,
where she wanted vanilla ice cream and, like, dill pickles together in the same bowl.
And I actually have no idea if that's, like, the best thing ever or if it was, like,
bait.
I still don't know.
I just thought of another gross thing.
like imagine
a piece of white bread
drenched in pickle juice
and then eating it
Stop
Stop just me
What's wrong with pills?
I hate that fucking word
Drenched
It's such a
Drenched moist moist
I like smothered
Smothered's really funny
Larry I'm gonna smother you in a sauce
I'm gonna drench
I'm gonna drench you into a
Viscous little sauce
Making a soup
I look at
If you look at that pinned
message
In the chat
So on
How do I
Plus sushi, but I just like how they spelled sushi.
Sushi.
Yeah.
That's like slushy.
You're going to make him sad.
No, he's spelled it so right.
He's actually pissed now.
He actually hates you.
Right?
Nice.
We just lost the viewer in a long time supporter of the podcast.
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Sorry.
Honestly.
Now, when it comes to like hot dough,
and stuff like that.
Wait,
did you know that people
do not like ketchup
on their hot dogs?
I do.
I don't personally
would not eat a hot dog
without ketchup.
No, I think
what's wrong with
it's because,
listen,
if the ketchup
is anything but cold,
it's instantly
garbage.
What's wrong with you?
What is it
is going on a hot dog?
What about like,
what about
super liquidy ketchup?
Super liquid
ketchup.
Oh,
only the liquid.
Only the liquid.
The water.
Yeah,
only the liquid on your hot dog.
Okay.
Wait,
what about the mustard water?
Mustard water's easy.
That's the worst.
Dude.
I'm actually going to throw up.
I swear it got it.
What else?
What else?
Oh my God.
I'm like trying.
Dude, peanut butter on a hot dog actually goes pretty crazy.
Maynay's on a hot dog actually goes kind of crazy.
No,
the peanut butter hot dog onion combo.
Now that is insane.
If you think about it, it's just like nuts and like onions.
Imagine like two big scoops of like vanilla ice.
cream on top of your hot dog.
What?
We should make Larry a milkshake
and then we should just supplement
the milk with mayonnaise.
Did you really,
did you just interrupt my analogy
to tell me that we should torment Larry
with him?
Larry,
I'm going to take your favorite dish
and I'm going to grind up into a smoothie
and make you drink it out of a straw.
Larry, I'm going to poop in your lasagna one day.
If you fuck with lasagna,
I'm going to ruin lasagna for the rest of the life.
If you fuck with my lasagna,
I will actually kill you.
Can you pretend that you're garbage?
and say, John, I want lasagna?
Don't do that.
Anyways, did you guys know that you couldn't substitute?
John, I want lasagna, John.
That doesn't what he sound like.
That's what he sounds like.
I don't want to talk about her food.
I hate those food.
I hate those food.
Time to kick Odie.
I ate those food.
We got to sell you.
I hate Mondays.
That was awesome.
Oh, my God.
For the books.
Holy.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my Lord.
I'm sorry.
Damn, you're a little gem.
I'm going to add everyone.
I'm going to add everyone.
Your diamond in the rough.
I have a really weird feeling.
I have a weird feeling that it's going to ping everyone late.
And mobile viewers.
I think it's going to happen.
No, that's exactly what's going to happen.
and we're going to have to figure out why it's doing that
because this is pissing me off.
Just add everybody right now.
No, it's just going to double ping.
It's like four pins.
All right, that's fine then.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Anyway, Grunk, I heard that you're going to be about father really soon.
Is that true?
Yes, it is.
Okay, anyways, on to the next annotation.
Lie to audience.
The lie in Satan is getting fat.
Lie about grunk becoming father.
Lie about Yonk being here.
By the way, Yummy is here.
He is in the audience listening.
He is here.
Lie to audience and post Isaac's face reveal in the podcast chat right now, and this is Isaac.
That's Isaac right there.
Riddle me this, Batman.
What else do we lie?
On power in-house.
Yeah, so, Greg, you're your father?
Yeah.
What happened with that?
So basically.
Sorry
Go on pa
Go on peepaw
I don't know where to go with this lie
It's so hard to
I love how on our little sheet that we have
We're still on season one episode two
No one updated it to 13
Our sheet's a little behind
There we go
43
Oh man
Now we're on 43
That's like a year in advance
Look at these pictures of Scooby-Doo I found
Sorry, I keep looking at pictures right now.
I apologize.
It's okay.
For the people driving right now, check your left lane.
Check your left lane.
Yeah, people driving.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Left, right, left.
Careful.
Break!
For the people driving right now.
You guys know I could save that gift and put in my gifts and then just press it again and it just comes in.
No way.
Way, way.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Side note, I want to plug something really quickly.
here we go.
Hey man, it includes all of us.
We're going to be starting up an album
at the end of this month.
What are we? Wait, what?
Huh?
I didn't tell me this.
Surprise.
This is like first time we're hearing.
Surprise.
I didn't know that.
They call me Big T.
I got a very large penis
inside of Yamatha.
It's going to start off like that.
All right.
Cam, edit that out
because I don't know how YouTube's going to like that.
No, it's going to be a beautiful serenade of violin
and orchestral sounds.
Nice.
Okay.
That's a big word.
I don't think it's a real word.
Ethrol orchestral.
If it's Donat 2, I'll actually do something real bad to my body.
All right, we'll have a dissent.
Go to the YouTube channel.
When you guys are listening to this on Friday at 3 o'clock p.m.
EST, I want you guys to go in comment if you wanted to be called Donatoo.
Don't.
Don't. Actually, don't.
We got to move on, guys.
They're going to be like, Donna 2.
Dona 2.
Dona 2.
Dona 2.
I love Donna 2 because Big Mad's off.
We told me to say Dada 2.
I want to fuck you up.
to be called then, though.
Everybody comment.
All right, everybody comment, Donna three.
That would be a lot more funnier.
That would be so awesome.
Don't know.
That would be awesome.
Wait, can we just?
What?
You guys don't want Donna three, man.
That's a shit.
Yeah, we don't want that.
Everybody love Donna three.
We do.
I think we should be the first people ever
to make the title and IP address.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, that's actually hard.
Wait, I got a few.
That's actually hard.
I have a few suggestions.
Opens up this file.
How about 172?2.
Do you listen to 432 what?
Yeah.
Guys, don't start posting IPs.
Don't.
Stop.
You're going to get banned.
That's a rule.
Do not post IPs.
You will get banned.
But anyway.
It's a random IP from a random place, guys.
Welcome to episode three.
I was going to say, we have like five minutes left.
So we could probably do some like questions and answers from you guys in this chat.
Oh, you got it.
It's easy.
Oh, boy.
Comment in the.
Oh my God.
It's always Nick.
It's always...
No, no, no, no.
Comment.
We're going to...
It's always you.
The YouTube.
We're going to...
We're not commenting on the YouTube.
We're not asking right now.
No, they're going to answer tomorrow.
No.
Tomorrow, we're not going to...
All right.
Continue, then, Gwazard.
What color is your...
Okay.
Well, can we get some real questions?
Someone asks me my tip is purple.
When will a drunk get pregnant?
I'm pregnant now, actually.
Um...
Grunk's pregnant with an alien.
Let's try and get some real questions.
But do you, what does I say?
Do you drink orange juice after toothbrushing?
No.
Why do you read those, Nick?
Yeah, why are you reading that one?
Well, I thought it was a good question because I have done that before.
Shut the hell up, Nick.
Can you guys ask, like, a real question for once?
Like, be realistic.
How thick is Big T?
There we go, baby.
You guys want to see?
Here, I'll post my penis in the chat.
Do we a bone marrow baby.
Yeah, okay.
Out of all of us, who's the most, like, test tube baby, like.
I think it's me, actually.
I would say Tanner.
Test tube baby like means most perfect.
No, I don't think so.
That's just like, genetically perfect.
It's like made in a tube.
I am genetically perfect.
I'm raised in a test tube that means that you were genetically like made to be.
Like you were innocent.
I actually learned about that today, actually.
We'll go on about test tube babies, drunk.
Basically, what they're used for is to like get rid of hereditary diseases.
I have a friend actually, speaking of that.
She was like the best egg and the best sperm from her parents were like put together.
And now she graduated from Princeton University.
It's like life pack.
And now she's depressed now probably for being a test tube.
Now, yep, egg cell.
Now she has no one of the dude for life.
No, no, we have three minutes left.
No, no, no.
Look, all right, so if you want to hear the full story of the test tube, babies, go to our patreon.com.
Stop fucking Patreon.
Please.
I don't know why.
This is like the third time.
Yeah, actually it has to be.
You brought up a Patreon.
Bynance is sponsoring us.
Finance, too.
Yep.
As well as Dude Perfect, Dude Perfect.
Dude Perfect and full send in CBDVille.
Mm-hmm.
I can't wait to get a sponsor for the podcast,
and it's actually like CBD Gummies.
And we have to say how much we love CBD Gummies.
And we have to take one or two before every podcast.
Yeah, we have to take one, and then we'll feel real good.
But drunk will actually not be able to do that.
We'll take one, and then one of us, we'll put like an alarm where it would just be like,
you hear that?
Do you hear that?
No, no, no.
It'll put the knocking noise.
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
You know the knocking noise where, like,
Oh, that's a good question.
Your guys' favorite ice cream.
Oh, my God.
Please.
Dude, don't even give me so much.
Because I'm thinking about ice cream right now.
Mint chocolate chip.
You're so bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Vanilla or mint chocolate chip.
Neither, you fucking MPC.
You guys are so dating for yourself.
You make your own decisions.
Okay, Mr. Rocky, what?
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Whoa, Rocky Rob, Moose tracks.
I like Sherbert.
I like Sherbert.
Shelly pronounced sorbet.
It's orange.
I like pinkin chocolate chip.
Isaac, remember it's mint chocolate chip not
chocolate chip mint. Remember that.
Is it sorbit? What the fuck? Mint
Mint chocolate chips, dude, come on.
Mint chocolate chips. Like, I'm gonna go on a rant.
No. Do you like that ice cream? Do you like mint chocolate chip?
I love mint chocolate chip. It's my shot.
He loves brushing his teeth, bro.
Oh my God. This guy showers for like four hours.
For his hours, brushes his teeth and he eats a mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Oh, me.
You!
You guys are just mad that I fucking shrew.
shower unlike all of you.
Dude,
you like mint chocolate
shit for so long though.
Dude, I remember,
okay,
listen,
listen,
listen,
I had this huge,
huge deal on my,
on my backup Twitter
where I literally
dug into every single person
that liked mint chocolate ship.
I told him to explain,
and I just,
it's so bad.
It's not bad.
It's so bad.
It's actually really bad.
You're talking,
dude,
this is a grunk moment.
That's what this is.
Grunk?
What?
You like,
I'm going to eat some ice cream
actually tonight.
You guys are going to
Oh my God.
Okay, Isaac, you're eating it wrong.
What you're supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Okay, this is what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to get it from the store, bring it home.
Okay, then you're going to put it in your bowl,
and then you're going to fucking mash it up in your bowl until you make it into some, like,
awesome little, like softer cream.
So I make toothpaste?
Is that what you're telling you're doing?
It's not toothpaste.
Have you ever made a mint in your life?
It doesn't taste like toothpaste.
Dude, what do you brush your teeth with?
I like pistachio ice cream.
I brush my teeth with charcoal toothpaste.
Charkle.
Butter pecan.
Brow.
Let's just mix your teeth great.
Short is right.
That person in chat's right.
Wow, that's so interesting.
I don't give a shit.
It's gross.
I hate it.
Min chariot chip mid.
It's like, dude, come on.
It's like the one of three flavors.
Oh, mid chocolate shit.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
What the hell is butter pecan?
Oh, it's so fucking good.
It's like, um...
It's like the...
You just have to try it.
And you know what, Isaac, I'm gonna say it.
Isaac, I'm going to say it.
I don't care you about your elbow.
Lemon pepper steppers are not that good.
Shut the fuck off.
Actually, shut the...
All right, we're going to end the stream.
All right.
Watching.
Make sure to use code group.
Get 10% off the wrong guy.
The gamer subs cup, baby.
Who's called group?
You already not.
And Nico made a wifu cup.
She's beautiful.
She's very pretty.
I've jerked off to her multiple times.
Excuse me.
What?
Sorry, guys.
guys.
We are definitely ending the stream.
Listen, listen.
If we see enough shows, I'll put on a
Nico made costume and then I'll take a
photo shoot.
And then he'll finally post on his Instagram for once in his
fucking life.
And then he'll finally, yeah, that'll be his first
Instagram post.
Okay, you guys don't know.
Okay, Grung.
Larry be like, Larry be like, I have a secret
account on Instagram where I post.
Larry be like, I'm not posting until I have
enough followers.
Subscribe to Big T on YouTube.
I have a new, YouTube.
channel.
I got a brand new YouTube channel.
Who cares?
Isaac.
That was awesome.
Awesome.
It ended on that note.
Let's let's let me just end on that.
All right, yeah.
Yeah, that's the last of it.
Yeah, we're done.
