The Group Chat - #30 - GRUNK AND YUMI ARE MOVING IN!!!

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

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Hey, what is going on everybody? Welcome back to another podcast. We are in episode 30. We are sponsored by GamerSubs. You get GioCode Group 10% off. We have drunk on a one piece flag. Again, he's got the I Show speed flag. We have Larry stealing a room again.

Because Larry, all he does, Larry is fucking steal. Larry's on, not on his computer and not in his room. And we don't know what's going on. Larry's using the projector for his giant screen. He's using the actual house office just for himself. He's just sitting on the floor. Larry, pretend that your entire, your entire, like, projector is your screen real fast. Yeah, let's move your camera towards it

and like Close out of Close out of a program real fast You're like Snap your head Oh my even What are you talking about? Wait, I gotta move my desk

It's just to pretend that you have a giant screen Yeah Okay Oh guys Imagine watching porn in there That was the joke of the years Oh shit That's my stuff

All right Yeah thanks champ That's joke of the year Welcome back to Joji podcast Ladies and gentlemen Isaac, can I start real fast with something? Yeah, sure, man. It's been very powerful lately.

I feel very happy. Yami's going to be moving in with us soon. Isaac mentioned it earlier today that we've been pumping out some videos and we're going to continue to. Grunk dropped out of high school and he's moving in to our house. Surprise. Things are going fantastic. Grunk slapped his dad really hard with his brass knuckles on.

He was crazy. I was slapping somebody with brass knuckles, too. I don't know. His dad watches. Okay. Oh, his dad watches? I'm going to Mally Rock you. Molly Rock?

Wait, Millie Wop? Speaking of Grunk's dad, first topic of today, our dad's penis is. No, wait, hold on. No, I got. We're not starting with that topic. Guidelines, dude. We're going to break him already. Here, here.

Let's talk about, let's talk about something. Can you show that yet? Holy shit. Shut up. Talk. Do you want to stick around for dad's penises. Wait till 50 minutes, okay? Yes, you can show it. This is

this is Sussbar by GamerSubs. They're not out yet. They were handing these out all throughout TwitchCon, and they are fucking crazy. Don't fart. 50 of them. Guys, I have a problem today. I'm really sorry. This podcast is going to be rough for me. Well, I'm sorry? No, I'm going to be obnoxious. I could feel

it. I don't know. Why? Just don't be obnoxious. Just not be. Take yourself. All right. Okay. These are sus bars. These are very good. These are really tasty. You open it up. They look like a little Rice Krispy treat. And what do you they're better than Rice Krispy Treats. And what you do and what you do

is when you eat it, they taste better than Rice Krispy Treats. You already said that, isn't you? Oh, my bad. But these are, I'm eating them right now. They're supposed to sniff them first. You got to like a little like a fucking Chipmunkling. You do a line of Gamer Stuffs off the

Suss Bar. I would say yeah, dude, they Rice Krispy Tries have some fucking comp. attention, dude. Yeah, I'm already, I've already, I'm gonna be honest, I've had five today. Dude, okay, that's probably not recommended.

No, it's, dude, I think, I think, I think we were told that they had like 13, one of the people from game of us up so like 13 and one day. 13 calories? You need a crane to lift out of the chair. You need a crane. You're fat, dude. Hold up. I think, I think

it's only appropriate. Isaac, you had a, you had a big day today yesterday. You had a big day. How'd that go? What was on your mind going through laying in your room watching your video get a lot of views and people were listening to your songs? How do you feel?

I mean, you know, what's a good feeling? I'm glad my friends. Dude, I want to talk about the one thing when, because the album released at midnight and the video wasn't out for another few hours. I hate all of you guys. I'm listening. You know what?

Soft Willie, it's just me and you right here. Okay. These guys, who cares about them. All right. Statistics. whole, who cares. Your numbers in a book. What are you talking about?

What are you reading? What are you? Just numbers and books. What does that even mean? Well, it's the book of Isaac Y and we can pose every page, so it's okay. We make him. But you're still numbers. Without us, he would just be a guy talking to himself.

Without us, he'd just be a spy. It would just be. For the listeners at home, Larry's entire setup just almost fell forward. Wrong. Stop. Stop doing that. Anyways, I have a flashback to TwitchCon. I'm sorry. I'm actually sorry.

Boom. Every time I breathe in. The songs released at midnight. I'm sorry. The songs released at midnight. Sorry, guys. The songs released at midnight. And then a few hours later, a video went up.

And everyone was hating. They were hating so hard. They were drinking a big, fucking gallon of haterade. For no reason, they hated every minute and second of the album. Then they watched a video. Time goes on. And now everyone's Twitter names are stream artichoke and fill me up solos.

Oh. You guys switch up so fast. You're talking about the viewers. I don't know, bro. Viewers at home. That is the biggest turn around I've ever seen on a fucking Twitter life. They thought it was going to be a real album. Yeah.

Well, they should have known because you tweeted out what's this, the shitty, you call it a shitty album. We're making a bad album. Really shitty album. Bad album. I said these songs suck very much. They suck. That was my disclaimer. And everyone was like,

11 months for this Like no Not 11 months Dude they literally thought They thought that you'd be the person To make the album Instead of me And then you do it

And post it with before I can do it I don't think you guys know The YouTuber etiquette You do not do that Yeah That's like soft willy making Lastly VC3 That makes zero and a half sense

His first one he makes It's the third one And title says It's only a thousand dollars split It's just 20 minutes I go to bed because I don't care. All right, Tanner seems to be out. Yeah, I got a disappointed.

Drunk is like a few old morning, so he has to leave too. But if he did a Best of Softwilly and Isaac Wise left to leave VC3, and you just took his video and just kept putting all the clips of yourself. You just gave me an idea. A best of Soft Willie and it's all my clips from Isaac's videos. Like what Tanner did. I remember. That's what I did.

had like no videos for 20. I made it best of 2019 and all of it was just other people's videos and like three of mine. You did do that. That was my first year. Okay, I didn't have a lot of videos, man. I was, that was back. Dude,

throwback for a second. That was when you were an editor from my channel too. That was when you would remember that? Ew. You edited for him. You're a Disney. You're a fan. You're a fan.

That's weird. He made Disco Jeopardy one and two. He made smarter than a fifth grader. He did one, two, I think two of the draw, remember like when we'd draw on Discord, drawing, yeah, he did a few of those.

Polio is crazy. Yeah. Polio is crazy. And also, when, when we interviewed me in Malcova, um, Isaac's PC died mid-editing. His little fucking alienware computer,

they looked like a VCR dude. It was like, he was like, it was a little fucking box. And I was on vacation. And I came home and we built my new PC. So, speaking of,

of, Which? Full circle much? You were, you interviewed me of Malcova and then you played dodgeball. Yeah, we told her. We talked to her afterwards. Introduced ourselves. Did she remember you?

Yeah, she did. No, no. She did. She just had to say your name. No, no, no, no, no. She called me Bearbub. She called you Bearbub, and then she called you Bearbub. I was like, hey, how's it going on?

I'm softwilly, your Nick, remember? And she's like, oh my God, it was so long ago? And then I was like, yeah, that's Isaac. Remember Isaac and like Bearbub? And then she called you Bearbub. So, dude, bears got more Riz. That's crazy. He does have fucking Riz.

They were like little, they were like a little cute. They were, oh, I'm gonna put my bed next year's and it was. Um, if that was me. That was a long time ago. She's happily married. You tried to like, you tried to lock her inside like a dirt hut with you. That's what you tried to do. You're all weird and creepy about it.

Yeah. Why y'all was yelling? It was in the video. You guys are like fake. Anyways. Well, I'll talk about that next. Well, you played Minecraft. I didn't know you freaks about it.

back then, guys. Come on now. Yeah, you were too busy saying bad words and videos. Yeah. Hell yeah, it was. Hell yeah, I was. Hell yeah. Hell yes, I was. Could I speak on some real fast yesterday when we record our vlog?

Larry. Yeah, that was a fun time. Larry, what did you just say just now? I'm totally now just drawing. I'm like dark humor much. Yeah, we were saying like some of the worst jokes imaginable and then saying you just don't get it. You just don't get it.

You just don't get it. Just fucking dark you don't understand dark. People that dude. You don't understand me. Oh, this is a good podcast topic. Okay. Twitter was acquired by Elon Musk and he dropped a whole bunch of rules and regulations. Elon Ma.

Drop the meaning he just got rid of them. And they're like, dude, like I've seen people just tweet like they're on 4chan. Like the hard are over and over and over again. And people that think like that and think it's like dark humor, like, wake up to reality. Madura from Arnarto What? You bushered that Okay

Monteron for our Naruto Okay Holy crap I don't even know that already said I mean it's I never want to hear another story again That has to do with

Madera from Naruto Elon Musk Twitter and 4chan in the same sentence I don't want to hear that story ever No fucking thing Yeah but no dude Twitter being acquired by Elon is pretty big

It's a pretty big I didn't even know that I thought that was a fake I thought he was lying about it. And he's being fucking annoying already, dude. It's $8 a month for verification. And anybody can get it. Isn't that kind of like,

people are verified. People that are verified. Well, no, no, no, yeah, I mean,

people that are verified are going to get another tier of verification that is not for purchase. Then what's the point of the, it's just another, he wanted that gone, but now he just wants some money.

He wants money. He wants to monetize some way. He has to make, they have ads all over that fucking site. He doesn't want a verification thing. He doesn't want a verification system, but he's going to make another one to combat it.

I don't know. I don't know, man. Launch a rock to space or whatever the fuck he's been doing. Like, fuck off, dude. Leave Twitter alone. What is SpaceX's, like, greatest accomplice is launching one rock to space. Just like,

he's such a loser, dude. Like, you want to fuck Mars so bad and go do it. Nobody's stopping you go fly there by yourself. Dude, are you like playing a video game? I'm watching it at a live stream, dude. You're watching basketball. What is wrong with this?

You're watching basketball. I am talking. multitasking. I'm training my brain to be able to do multiple things at once. You're not trading shit, yummy! Get back to the topic! I'm on topic.

Rock is going to go with shot of Romitusson. This is one of my least favorite liquids in the entire world. I have water on standby. We're going to shot this. All right. Listeners at home, all your listeners at home. Grunk is about to do a completely drink

the entire bottle of coating right now. Oh my God. Bottoms up. Yeah. Whoa, you've done that before, man. Wow, he's a drinker. Yomi would have told you to take half of that never again because there's so much bad.

You don't even know how to take drugs. I actually fill it up very little. If you look up the antihistamines in the day quill, listen to me. Listen to me. And I need to tell you guys about this because I was a child and I am scarred for life. And it has to do with taking medicine.

Now, I am not going to say that this medicine works or it's even safe to take because I have no fucking idea. My mom told me to do it. And my mom is crazy, like essential oils a little bit. Just like a tiny bit. Wait, are you vaccinated? Like from when I was a baby? Yeah.

No shit. Oh, okay. Do you see my eye drooping down here or like my fucking lip? Your spine sticking out of the neck? Okay, okay. Okay, I learned that vaccines don't do that to babies. Okay, go ahead. What did what?

What does that mean? No, okay. I learned that it was raining outside today. But like, no, people are actually. believe that vaccines cause autism and babies and stuff. Like that is insane. That is a real belief. That is a belief. Yeah. That's literally a hoax someone

made up in like 1984 and then people just believed it. Dude, you got to think about it. That person should go to jail. Why that year? Like what? Anyways, you're my dad graduating. Listen, guys, I got to tell you about this essential oil called oregano oil. Okay.

I put that in spaghetti. It's not like oregano. No, listen, there's an oil and it's essential oil, okay? And you're supposed to like put little, I don't even know if you could consume it. My mom just told me to do it. And I did. Dude, it felt like my entire body was on fire. This shit sucked so bad. It was horrible. Never

taken oregano oil. I've never heard of taking oregano oil. It tastes so bad. It'll make you want to die in real life. I'm looking at it right now. Dude, it's so bad. It's so bad. My mom would give me like pills, like allergy pills and medicine pills. And like, do you want water? I'd like, nope. And I would dry hatchet it. I would put it on my tongue. I would know. I would make saliva. I would make saliva.

I would make saliva with spit. And then I'd like, and I'd just like dry hatchet it was my own spit. Okay, I'll put it into perspective. When I was in middle school, I got like the powder from inside of a fucking Adderall capsule on my tongue. I would rather like eat that shit for dinner than take oregano oil once. Yummy's mom. Yommies mom is like, come on, take your oregano oil.

And he's like, no, no, no, no. You know it's SpongeBob likes Gary's food? Are you serious right now, bro? What? When SpongeBob licks Gary's food and he turns into like a crouton. That's me with oregano oil. I've never. My mom ever did was like roll a fucking egg

on my forehead. A blind? I remember dude, I remember you're not be able to. What? Your mom thought you were dumb as hell. You're wrong blunts? My mom would roll a blind and like let me smoke it. That's fucking sick. She would have an egg on your forehead? No, she would roll an egg on my forehead

and even my whole head. That's my trap. And then she'll crack it in a cup. And she'll look at the yoke and she's like, you see that? That's not real. I don't think that's real. Your mom was trying to placebo you with the wall. Your mom is fuck. Your mom gave you a fucking hair mask at two.

That is a real thing. Yeah, she called you stupid. Your mom probably put a salt rock in room. It was like, this is going to suck up all the negative energy too. She didn't do that. She didn't do all that. She would? Your mom probably gave you fitness and on as a baby for placebo.

Dude, placebo works. No. Only if you don't know you're being placeboed. No, even if you do know it works. When I do pre-workout, I do two small scoops. And then I put one grain of like an extra. I'm like a little placebo. And I put it in there.

That is not the correct term for a placebo. Because it's not, there's nothing living in that in grain. It's paradoxical. That's not a word. That's not a word. You know, you know it's a placebo. And since you know, it's like, it's not going to work. And then it works.

And then it actually works. If I do like one grain extra pre-workout, I'm going to. I know what way. I know how to fix placebo. What we could do, people that are extremely diabetic and at, like, a health risk of dying from not taking their insulin, we should give them sugar pills. And then the placebo will fix, uh, they'll just. Get hell good. Give them sugar pills.

Give a diabetic a sugar pill. That is the worst. Instead of, it's the worst. And their diabetes will go away because it's placebo. They'll be like, you see this pill this whole fix your diabetes? You understand you're giving a diabetic sugar. I'm getting the placebo.

No, it's sugar. It's not a placebo. They'll take the shit and then they're gone. It'll go away. He's giving them. That'll get in the placebo. Oh, hell no. My cheek foyer is approaching.

No way. Well, how is he walking to your shit right now? Wait. How can we didn't. let yummy eat, but we're going to let Isaac Y eat. I told you. You're the camera. You're fat. God. This guy gets to eat on stream

or live stream or a podcast because he doesn't have a camera. If you wanted to eat it on fucking podcast, it's fine. Yeah, just mute your mic respectfully, especially when you cough. That's another thing. Make sure you're actually muting on your I can't. I can't mute my mic. It doesn't have a button

to mute. You on Discord, dude. That doesn't worry. It's audacity. Oh, wait, I can mute on here. Man said, what? And he just, like, ruined the recording. Did he, like, end it? No. No, he didn't.

Just make a keybine on Discord. Can we talk for a second about how that last podcast, Cameron did a phenomenal job with the quality. The goo, did you guys see the goo that came down? And then we changed. Yeah, it was like green slime. And then our little profile pictures, we had, like, cartoons. Yeah.

We were cool. We were talking as people. That was, like, interactive. I was, like, real. I was a ghost. You guys yelled so loud at me because I tried to fix my mask And you know me thought I was just sitting there like trying to like fucking flex in a tank top Yeah you were like my nose was being squished against my fucking head

I was like here let me fix let me fix my mask Yep And if it like stands up in like lat spreads and like I suck in my gut and like in my immediate eight pack appears when I flex my abs All your veins from your V cut right here just That was funny when we were talking about that at TwitchCon when you were at like I'm having a brain aneurysm, I'm sorry.

You were a fan, you were talking about if a fan came up and asked for a picture and you just turned around and asked for a fucking bodybuilder. Oh, yes, you would like a picture? Yeah, sure. A little fan photo. Yeah, there we go.

Anyway. My door does just... That'd be a pretty sweet. You can't. No, what? Nick, go beeline the door dash driver. Go run out there. Go run it.

Go to his car. Go tip his car. Go tip his car. I'm making Soft Willie scare the fuck out of my door dash driver. Keep in mind, Soft Willie's got like a big giant machete too and a mask. He's going to like, he's going to run after his Prius. Okay, now can we talk about our dad's wieners? Yeah, we can talk about that.

No, wait. I don't want to be the one who starts that. Hold on, no, no, no. It's 18 minutes. Go put that in the fridge. He's going to eat it right now. What is he? I will fucking charge you.

What's your chick-o-lay order? What's your chick-fil-A order? It's a whole bunch of stuff. It's like four sandwiches, two nuggets, three strips. You're fat. He's big. Isaac, okay, what's your chick-fil-a order? Do you want to hear what I ordered?

Yeah. I ordered two chick-fil-a sandwiches, 12-count nugget, two strips, and a large fry. Hello? You just said you're not fat. It's all fucking protein. It's all protein. It's fried meat. He does work it out.

It's not like thrott. It's like broiled. It's a little... I don't know. I made that word out. Broiled is a real word, but that's not what that is. It's fried. Yeah, it is fried.

It's really good, though. You think they fry it or they bake it? No, it's fried in peanut oil. Damn, there's like two people not at their podcast station. This is crazy for right now. Come on, y'all. Yeah, and also, fries are bad for you, dude. Fries?

Well, fries or potatoes? That's the thing. The fries. Sweet potatoes are good. It's still fried. Nonetheless, Nick. Dude, who cares, man? Eat.

You want to eat a sweet potato, you bake a sweet potato. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Yummy. You don't want to talk about it. Yummy. You know, theoretically speaking, within moderation, you can eat whatever you want. Whoa, hold on now. Okay.

All right. Yeah. Yeah, sure. What? Look up. So if I go eat dog shit in moderation, it's safe for me. Is that what you're saying? Look a meth.

I said in moderation. Moderation. Moderation. Human feces in moderation. That's okay to you. No, you mean, if you ate 18 pizzas and did a fucking 10 minute walk, no, it would not work.

I'm sorry. I said in moderation, meaning if you want a chick's sandwich. Pooop. Okay. In moderation. You just want to eat human poop. That's all you want to do is you want to eat it.

You want to eat it up. That's all you want to do is eat human poop. Are we talking about dad's dick? No, we're not talking about dad's dick yet. I said 50 minutes we can talk about it. I'm not waiting along for that. Yes, we are. This dude's the dick commander.

No. Guys. Okay, can I say something? Okay, so what else is your fucking... What else is your guys just plan here? It's my birthday tomorrow. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. By the time

this goes up, your birthday is past. My birthday is tomorrow. It's during. It's not fast. It's during. No, it's Wednesday. Your birthday's Friday. I mean, Thursday. You know the older you get, the more likely you are to die?

How old are you turning? I'm going to be 23 years old. You're old. I'm gonna be Michael Jordan Okay Nick you're gonna be 24 You have like one foot in the 24 and six months

Wow you are gonna be dead Your elbow deep in the grave right You are so close You're like when you wake up You're like You got your toes in the greatest old boy It's like an unspoken Male rule that as you're older

You have to like What How old are you yummy again? 21 What day? You're young I'm kidding I thought you were 19

I was about say I'm 22. Yeah, I thought you're 19. You're only a few months longer. April. Yeah, in April. April, what? 13th.

April. Yeah, how cool it was. I said my birthday on Friday the 13th. That was pretty fucking, that's spooky, dukey, yeah. It's scary. You're killer. Oh, dude, that's crazy. Wait, Grunk, hasn't even been a month since you turned.

Oh, yes, it has. It's been exactly a month. Can we hit on you yet? Oh, shit. Boom. Yeah, man. You know. I'm sorry, Grug's dad.

It was a joke, dude. Just grow up or something. I don't know. Grung's and dad? Just Grunk's done? Watch the podcasts? Yes. Grunk's desk by him.

I'm Mr. Grunk. He watches it in bed. Like, you know, Grunk's mom is like reading a book and his dad just like sitting there with his face. Like an iPad.

He's like, honey, honey, look at a jack. He's in a podcast. Look at what you're talking about. He's talking about that. Look at our boy. He's coming to the mic.

He's coming to the mic. He can't be doing that now son. He can't be coughing. He's moving his mic. It's making a weird noise. I can't. Why is he talking about my penis? Why is he coughing like that?

Honey, why do you call me like that? Wait. Wait. What's the title of this new podcast? Dad's penises. I'm the thumbnail. What the hell is this? Jack.

Why am I in your... Jack, why's my penis on YouTube? Grunk is like shitty. if he doesn't watch this episode. I hope not. This is the worst part. This is the worst part. You gotta like sneak around him.

Oh, I just thought of a really, really good topic real quick. You know what pisses me off the most? It's that when people put up their fucking decorations for Christmas before Halloween has even come. Oh my fucking God.

Repend. Tell me a fucking bout. I want to grab the fucking lights and strangle the owners. Dude, it's, it is ridiculous. I'm like, in the beginning of the month,

we saw some spooky dokey costumes and some spooky dukey decorations. And then the closer Halloween got, there were Christmas lights up. I think Santa Claus was in our neighbor's front yard. Yeah. Like eight houses in a row were lights. And there was like a whole entire like community of people just standing outside on the front lawn

admiring some of the fucking decorations. And they were like singing. They're like they linked arms and they're like joy to the world. They were doing that. I promise you. They came to my door in the Santa Claus outfit. Candy for for Halloween for the trick-or-treaters. Santa Claus greeted me at the front door of the Walmart

and a bunch of little elves. He was ringing the bell. Yeah, dude. Asked you if you could donate. Oh, the Salvation Army guy. Okay, wait, I have a question. This is a little off topic, but at the same time,

I'm going to call you guys out on this right now. Do you guys round up your, your total at the store? No. If they ask her. Hell no. What do you think my 43 cents is going to do for some kid? Damn, that's not even the point.

The point is like, fuck corporations. I really don't think corporations. The corporations do that. Yeah, they take it off. I don't think you guys know. Everything, charities are a business. They are. They just ride it off on their taxes.

That's the most whole we'll ever be on a podcast. The only reason that should exist. You guys just hate the hunger. No. It's like, I wish everybody can eat. I want the whole team to eat, bro. I want the whole team.

I remember you now time with the whole team. Mr. Beast, Mr. Beast needs to take over that shit like he does. He needs to start, like, his philanthropy page and whatever, like, does really well. Bad news, Nick. His philanthropy page is a fucking. business as well. No, it's not.

All earnings go to feeding the poor. At revenue. Wait, can I expose somebody right now? Okay. Yeah. I'm going to expose somebody really bad. Okay.

Soft Willie talks is making money and a lot of money. Okay. Soft Willie. What is that? Oh, I remember that. Oh, I remember that. In video games that he can play.

Here, Nick's like, Isaac, can you play some osie for me real quick? Okay, wait, hold up. That was real. That was real. That was real. I was like, okay, man. I need you to record your POV and, like, just play some songs you don't really miss that.

And then he would give me the footage. That was back when I wasn't good at Osu. So, like, I needed some. Yeah, and he was like, hey, guys, welcome back. And he, audio, he was like, bha. And I saw my hand was tiny right now. Huh? You played Roblox?

You should have done, like, uh, like, Roblox. Roblox parkour. It was, um, it was, um, it was. Nick was like doing like a Nicomodial obby. And he was like, yeah. He wrote the cart into like Bella Porch's forehead. Wait, what thoughts will he talks? I've never heard of this.

What's Sopply talks to the channel I started like as a side project? I only got to eight episodes in where I was just like talk like people would like send in. It was kind of like the weekly slap that Schlat did. Actually, I got mainly inspiration from Schlat for that. And people like. Please guys stop. People like message stuff. Okay.

What, yum, you want me so sorry or something? I'm sorry. Guys, stop. Anyway. He wants the Kirby money. He's going to do that until he gets. It's it. Oh, my God.

It's like it paid for every song I've been on. And every podcast. Guys, stop Willie talking all the money! I don't have it at all. Why is that? Oh, listen.

It's been spent. How many podcasts have we done? 30. How much dollars have I seen? That's true. We don't do it for the money, Chad. We don't do it for the money. No, we just like you guys.

Yeah, we just like doing it. If we didn't allow you, we'd stop. And then we'd go. Yeah, we would never do it. I'd go back to Washington. You come over with your chapped ass lips to my house. I'm going to take your little chapstick. I'm going to rub it on the tip of my dick

and then put in your pillow and you will know what I'm using? I'm using what you gave me, baby. You gave me the Bruce Bees. Oh, Britsby's actually fine. Firstbees is the dubest. He gave me this. You know what? Fuck chaps stick.

This is a public service announcement. Fuck the brand chapstick. Dude, it's so bad. It sucks. Actually, I don't even want to use it. Wait, I actually, I use that. I think that's why my lips hurt right now. My lips are actually fucked up.

Dude, they put, like, salt in here. And they, like, cut your lips with glass. Yeah, they put microglass plastic. Like, I've been using it, and then ever since I've had one right here, it healed, and now there's one on top. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Stop spreading information that's misleading. Is this real? This is real.

I don't know. I just made it up. This is, no, ever since I started using literally chapstick, I have two cuts on my lips. You know what's insane? What? They, you call, what do you call the stick that is healing to your lips? Lipbal. Chal stick? Chapstick is a brand.

It's not even the thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just such a... Isn't that crazy? You call a chapstick every time? I guess lip balm. Yeah, it's like how we call Advil, Adville, even though it has another name for it.

I said, that's why I said headache medicine and you guys made fun of me in the Walmart parking box. Yeah, we did do that. That was, dude, your face, you were beyond yourself. You guys make fun of each other a lot. That's funny. That's funny. No, guys, okay, listen, there is, it's a popular myth.

Guys, don't. That was like defamation. We got to say that that was a lie about like, Japsick. They don't put glass in their front of it. Oh yeah, no, that's a lie. You think they're going to admit to putting microglass inside of their chapsing? I didn't hear that part.

It's like the same way. They just take a big window. Desani puts like salt. Yeah, Desani puts sodium in their water. So you get thirsty. There is salt in Desani. Yeah, and you drink more. Do you keep drinking more disani.

That's how they do. So that's what they do with the lip ball. They cut your lips off. With the glass. And then you use more. Chapstick to heal it and it's just You guys, you know what they sell for $5 at amusement parks?

Desaani water bottles. It's insane. It's because it's owned by one of the biggest fucking sodas. Okay, you guys get on my ass all the time for wanting to drink pure, like pure whatever water,

not like osmosis, whatever water. Just drink Deer Park. Deer Park is absolutely ass. Ozark is not bad. Poland Springs is the best. Okay. 711 spring water is perfect.

Say the Yolati story, somebody. I prefer alkaline-infused water. personally That's why he made the song Why took the wall It was a Poland Springs water bottle That's what he said

That's the only reason That's why he made the bag That's what he meant He was in the studio with his friend And he was fucking around While he was recording for his album And he was just having a good time Just messing around in the studio

And his friend had a polar springs Or Poland Springs water bottle And that's why he said that You seem like you were there In the studio was there I was there So, I mean, what's the walk? I took the bud.

That's what he had with him. He brought lean from his house. So he was sipping walk heart. Grunk, you want to face time? No, his homie had Poland Springs. Yeah, do you think he'd pick up? That'd be so funny if he did. Okay, wait, hold on.

Real life, Grunk has Lil Yadi's number. This is real. That was a real thing. This is true. We have connections to the industry. Oh, no. I think he blocked me, actually. Star 67.

Never went. Oh, not call. I want to FaceTime me, Liliati. Okay. Yes, he has connections. I don't know how he does. If he picks up, that's going to be the funniest thing of all. Show it to the camera.

Unless it has his number. Does it have his number? No. No, just as Liljati. Yeah, show it to us. No way. Who to hell? What's going on?

What is this, bro? This ain't the walk. He's not going to answer. He's not going to answer. He don't think so. He never. He could. The day he answers is the day I give up everything and run away.

He could answer. You never know. You never heard of FaceTime's ring and forever? No. They ring a little longer than phones. He hung up for sure, right? He was like, man, Grunk's calling me a game. I don't have time of the game right now.

We'll play Rocket League later. Wait, can we call? Who is it? We call every single podcast episode. Yeah, every episode we call. Oh my god, that would be insane. That would be insane. Give us the number and then we'll all like call.

Okay, so little yumbie, little yi... Lil Yadi's number will be in the description of this video. Yeah, we'll call L'Igati. We'll look it down and then we're out of there. Make sure that you tell him that you came from us. Drunk? All right, grunk is coughing and he's leaving. He's in trouble right now.

I don't know. He's sick again somehow. Why is he still has a cough? This guy's like licking doorknob. I don't know how he keeps getting sick. He goes to hospitals and he eats applesauce off of their trays. That's what happens. Oh, my God.

Oh, man. Do you have like random core memories of like random rooms in hospitals that you don't even like remember fully? Yes, I remember seeing an old man laying down. And like there's like four doctors in there. And I did, it was really silent. That was the last. Oh, geez. Oh, boy.

My hell boy all as well. I don't know what was happening. I looked. I was like, I kept walking. I was like, that was weird. Did you have at your dentist

when you were a kid? Like the rails with the balls in them and you could like push them around? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would always do that. Is there like the circle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. They were colors. They were color wearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how dentists get such that unique smell. They all, I don't know what. It's got to be the latex.

It's the gloves are strong smelling. It's the gloves in the fluoride. Yeah. The fluoride. Oh, dude. do I have a story about fluoride. All right. It's in the water.

in the water. No. No, no, no. Yeah. No, I remember when I was a kid, I went to the dentists. I think, I might have mentioned this already on the podcast. Did I? Whirl?

Dentists? Went to the dentist. The denti? Dentai. Dentai. That sounds something else. All right. Anyways, I was getting my teeth cleaned.

And they started putting fluoride on my teeth to cut to whiten them and she like that. And my mom said not to do it. And then she got really pissed and they stopped the operation. operation. It wasn't the operation, just the cleaning of it. And I basically have these really unique marks on my two front teeth of the fluoride getting on there and whitening those areas and nowhere else on my teeth. Is that what it does? Is that what that is? I always noticed that.

Are you serious? I thought you just don't brush. No, I do. I've had a cavity in over like 15 years. Damn. Yeah, like that. What grunk has? I have some of my canines on the very tip. Get that out of here. I don't know look at that anymore. And I have. That's from braces, I thought. It is.

That is. Well, that's what mine look like, sort of. At least one of them. Why? Wait, why did she stop everything? I don't think fluoride is bad. Yeah, Florida was a pretty, it was bad. Especially when you have a young, underdeveloped teeth.

It could really ruin them. No, it's like bad for your brain. Is it really? Is that what's wrong with me? I have always had fluoride. Too much fluoride is really bad. Did you know if there's fluoride in tap water? Like a very, very, very tiny percent is in tap water.

And if you have, Because you know there's a baby shrimp in tap water in New York that you're scaring the shit out of me, I mean. Stop. There's like micro shrimp in the water in New York. I'm not even kidding. Ew. Look it up. Look it up.

There's some chemicals on commercial airlines. It's like sperm cells. If you drink the tap water, Tanner, you're going to start peeing at sea monkeys. It's real. They start to like, yeah. The tap water turns the freaking frogs again. Do you understand that? You imagine if I was like peeing?

I was like, I'm like, wait, what the hell? Ooh. Oh. Sea monkeys in my toilet. What if those were real thing sea monkeys, but it was like big gorillas. Like they just swim around. They're just swimming slowly through the water. Like backstrokes.

Like moving cap on and have the goggles. Imagine scuba diving in a gorillas like swimming at you underwater. It's like 10 gorillas synchronized swimming like, do. Like water polo? Waterpole. And they get like an arrangetting on a plate and they put them up. Dude, I think one of these days we should have a podcast episode come out that is like the most woke shit ever. We just like go on all these conspiracy theories.

And we're all wrong. We just like spreading misinformation. We should check that bark on the bark that box on the monetization tab for like spreading misinformation. Oh, it's just a misinformation. We do that every episode. We do that every single episode. Yeah, we were doing that today. We said there's glass and chapstick.

Every handstoke, every handstoke every maid has a little bit of COVID in it. No, there's going to be that thing underneath the video like COVID-19 regulations. Don't say that. Warning. It's fine. It's real. You said it again, but that's fine. Oh, yeah, sorry.

You're trying to freaking frogs gay. Do you understand? There's life-ending bacteria underneath every single one of your fingernails. If you lick it enough, you'll die. Is that real? Life-ending? Huh? life-ending bacteria

It turns your tongue black and it goes down your your thorax And it goes You know how scared I would be If I stuck my tongue out Just now and it'd be black I'm gonna die

I made all that up I know That was real What the fuck No would you rather lick your phone screen Or the toilet seat The toilet seat? I want to even do this

shit with me grunk The toilet seat Because nobody's gonna get mad The amount of bacteria I know talking about. I don't what he's doing right now. What? Oh, here, Grunk, would you would you rather, would you

would you rather lick your phone screen? Grunk, would you rather lick your, your phone screen, or kiss your dog in the mouth, the tongue? Dog is the cleanest heart of the mouth. Suck your dog's tongue off. You're like, literal herpes or like, you know, actual? Dogs can give you herpes? Dog's mouths are, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen, listen, would you rather? I don't think that's true. You know what? This is for you, Nick. This is for you, Nick. This is for you only, Nick. Would you rather lick a New York like sidewalk? You know?

The handrail. I get you. I get you. Or or or pet a rat. Like a New York like underground rat. I would hit a rat. I pet a new york rat before I licked anything.

Okay. Would you rather chip off every single piece of bubble gum on the New York City bathroom stall or live with a homeless guy in the New York City bathroom stall for 24 hours? No, just like no. Just pick some gum off of the fucking rail and eat it. Would you rather suck on an entire doorknob from a crack house or hold Cam's hand for one day? Cam?

Door knob, doornob, doornob, doornaub. People know about Cam's hand? I don't know about what he does. I don't know what he picks. He picks Pekans and he has... What did you say? Cam Pekins? Pecans.

Pecan? Pecan, I've never heard of anybody say that. No. I don't know how you say, but... That's like saying, Shaquille O'Neilly. Sequilly. Shequilly. O'Neillie.

O'Neillie. I've never heard of that. Sequile O'Neillie. Chequileealie. That's up Willie. Whoa. Shaquille O'P.O.P. was your best bit, Nick, like ever.

That was me. Tanner said that. That was my best. Wow, that's rude. That was my worst bit. There goes your best bit, Nick. I don't know. Nick, your best bit was, can you believe that I'm a tomato and I own a company called Apple?

That was, okay, that was, okay, realistically speaking, that was one of the funniest fucking things you've ever. You've ever done in your life. Larry would scream really loud. Small sleep deprivation, man. That was horrible. Dude, that has to come back. Dude, that has to come back. That was one of the first thing ever.

Speaking of us, once a year, we're coming up. Can we talk about it? It's like this time of the month. It is. We are going to be recording last Lee VC pretty soon. In the next two weeks, I think. Next two weeks.

Three weeks. No, it should be in the next few weeks, like two weeks. I can't afford to like sacrifice my beloved family time by staying down here. Yeah, that's true. But I got to figure it out then. Oh yeah, I was thinking we'll do it,

grunt, because we only need like maybe like two days. And then another day to like resumed. Can we have rules first and foremost? Nobody from like crazy. time zones. I hate to say it like that but unless they like are following our hour's sleep schedule that was so fucked like we were already

up he had already push it to well to be fair moonsie was going pretty fucking strong. Also I had already been up 24 hours prior that is true so so I guess yeah that was on your that was on you that was your fault but but we should okay

okay listen I was a trooper for that shit I won't even lie I was too weird dude I literally felt my heart starting to hurt It was like, you guys were sleeping on me. I would kind of kept going. You're old. You're 30. You fell asleep, dude.

You literally did. Yes, you did. I did not fall asleep. I did. I did not put it in the video because they didn't want to complicate that thing. No, you did. I didn't. You did fall asleep.

You did fall asleep. I didn't. It was in the dark. Dude, I remember when grunk got out and that she was so sad. That was stupid. That was just, I raised my hand as partially a joke, but then everyone followed.

And I was like, oh, fuck. I can't put my hand out now. That was just dumb. I was laughing. It's so hard to that. You guys switched up the rules. You guys switched the rules halfway through. Uh-uh.

Wait, it was yupp. I held up one little blade of grass in there. Like, no, you kick out that. And I'm like, fine. You launched Rocket League. You launched Rocket League. You launched Rocket League. You did.

I had Grace. I know. Under one condition. And that was a condition. I can't believe that happened. Literally that happens once in maybe like a hundred launches. No, no, no, no. Once in like a thousand Rocket League launches and, of course.

I have a crazy point to me. What? Yeah. So, like, let's say half of us, more than half of us, all living. the same house for the next one and the power goes out we got her all

immediately disqualified. Oh my God. The internet goes out like what's been happening. Oh. It's actually been really bad recently. Everyone.

Because we're all in the same house so it would kick multiple people off. When the internet goes out, everybody goes off. Yeah. Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah.

I wasn't listening for a while. Everyone goes out And then like Tanner's a certified fucking IT guy Electrician He knows what he's talking about I'm super

I think all of the best All of our best work Our best bits are when we've been up for so long And it's all having a bunch of friends We've all like Been with each other for so long We just understand each other like Like

Intertwin Yeah Dude that's really I'm not even getting Deprivation really just makes you unhinged Like you just don't care anymore. It makes you real funny. I think so.

It's similar to drinking. I'm not going to lie. Like I was going to include some of it. Should it be challenges like drinking challenges? Yeah, I was going to put a few drinking challenges. I have a really, really good challenges for people. No. A melatonin tower.

Melatonin. If somebody loses like a challenge, you take one melatonin. Oh my God, no. Easy to overdose a melatonin. No, I take like a bunch. It's fine. You can take a lot of melatonin. be fine.

Melatonin is like in your body. Then I think we should do, Isaac is cut the gummies in half. I think you'll grow boobies if you're a guy if you take too much melatonin. I think you'll grow boobies if you're a guy who take too much melatonin. Would you grow?

You take a zero year and then just like big melons. Are you zero years old? Not only that, they put rocks on our water drinking water. Stop with a defamation, dude. Like big rocks. Like huge ones.

You see all that. I have normally large rock in the Poland Springs water. Excuse you, little guy. God damn. Oh, Tater, your mustache looks good. Do I look good with a mustache? Did you shave? I like trim this stuff a little bit.

I trim, when it gets too big, it looks like I have a double chin, so I shave it off a little bit. Tanner, can you shave your face again just for fun? That's so shitty. I look shitty. I look shitty. I do not look good. The picture of Tarr's like, I look real.

I look CGI. I look like assed. It does not look good. It's like glasses. That's what you look like. Wait, Grunk, you take off your glasses.

Imagine that, but worse. Do it again. One more time. More time? You don't look like a different person. You don't look like the same person. Whoa.

It's because my, what if you got circle rim glasses, grunk? I don't think so. You got a square face, so you need square glasses. You probably, you'd look like,

yeah. Square face, square glasses. Square face, square glasses. Square glass. Yeah. Square glass. square glasses. Is that how that works?

It's real. It also, after all you people with square faces out there grow out your hair so that the sides show like this. Because it makes your face look less square. I learned that it's a life. Shout out. That is a lifeout. Shout out to squareheads. I need a haircut. Yeah, I was thinking about it. We should all get haircuts.

I got a haircut right here that'll do a house call. We could all just get him to come here and just wear. You want to do that house call? Yeah. Yeah. I already asked him. He said he would. He could just come over here. Really? That'd be a funny-ass video, dude. He was walking to get you to Larry's going. Can I be completely naked and gets my haircut.

Yeah. He was Arturo. Oh my God. There's a house calls. No. Wait, why went at?

Naked dudes. Why went at? Wait, what was Larry saying? There was a barbershop. There's a barbershop in Chicago where it's naked dudes. Like,

Anybody else have any guesses? I'm saying, a year? Yeah. 30,000. Thousand? 30. 30 people.

Oh my God. That's so many, dude. That's a lot. That's my guess. No, it's probably more like 2000, 3,000. No. Well, that's caught. You got 30,000?

Am I wrong? Chicago homicide victims in 200. 800. Dude, it's a whole last war out there. Dude, we're thinking it's a lot of. an actual fucking war. Whatever, dude. Those are numbers that are like Ukraine and shit like sees, dude.

I don't even think that many people died in World War II. That's like one little part of Chicago that's just like... No, yeah. Like, there's some statistic where if you combine all the deaths from like... You just found the real number and it's 30,000. It is 30,000. Guess so many people died in World War II. I think it's like 2.8 million because it was World War II.

Yeah, it was like 2 million, 3 million. Anybody else have any guesses? No, I have a guess. Okay. 30 million. Anybody else? Um, I have a guess. I have a guess.

Wait, is this inclusive to like what actually happened? Everyone, everyone. I'm going to say 10.3. 10.3. I'm going to 8.4. Okay. You know what? Okay, wait, wait, wait.

I'm changing my answer. Seven million. Seven million? 40 to 50 million people died during World War II. Forty-two. How? How? How?

How? How many people during that time? Estimated. Between four. 40 and 50. Yes. Oh, 40. Okay, wait.

So if that many people died, how many bullets were made? 40 to 50 billion. Probably. Shit. That's a lot of bad. I like how we're just guessing. We're just guessing.

Yeah, we're like, these are backed by nothing, no fact, no knowledge, no knowledge. Probably like 50 billion. How many people you think died from COVID in Ohio? Oh, my mom just sent me an e-commerce stick to,

hold on. I got a lot. Dude, that's one seventh of the entire, US dead. That's crazy. Now, if we were to put that in Cristiano Ronaldo followers terms, on Instagram, what percentage?

We'll never find out. How many followers does he have? Is he, he's like 500 million? Why? What the fuck? Yes. I thought Kanye is the most followed. Cristiano and Aldo is the most followed person on Instagram with 500 million just about.

Tanner, you say Kanye like he's like internet. Dude, I thought when I was little, I thought he'd have like three billion. Yeah, me you're looking at us. Yeah, he's got $493 million. $493 million. It's more than the entire U.S., every person. Isn't that ridiculous to think about?

That's a large number of people. You think he's going to be, dude, literally one-third of the entire U.S. lives in California. There are a handful. So if you look it up, it's Selena Gomez has a whole bunch. Ariana Grande has a whole bunch. Beyonce has a whole bunch. Justin Bieber, Rihanna. Why does Selena Gomez has so many?

Like, she doesn't, what does she do? She was popular for music. I guess. She made a few songs. She was on his show. She was on Disney Channel. She was where we played for like a few years. That was like way back when. She's on Disney Channel, bro. I think it was Saladin Gomez. It had to have been.

She was. Okay, I'm back. My father was getting some lab from Demi Lovato. One third of the U.S. does not live in California. I just fucking realized what you said. One third of the world was in California. How much? One tenth. One, no, one four. It's one third of the entire world population lives in California.

No, no. You know how many In Texas? No. That's not true. Dude. No. We can fit everybody in Texas.

Yami, do you know how many how many Americas fit in Texas? Okay. Listen. What the fuck are you talking about? You know how many America's fit in Texas? Stop. If you know that the warp of the globe on the maps

when it turns flat, all this shit's not the real size. Literally Africa is the like biggest continent ever. It's like, you know Alaska's, way bigger than Texas. Way bigger. Alaska's about like...

Alaska's almost about half. Do you know how many Americas you can fit in Alaska? Stop. Dude, I was reading some TikToks. I was like following the war in Ukraine and stuff like that. And all I just see is there's one comment saying they want Alaska back. And that's all I saw. And then we just kept on going.

Do you know how many Afrika's fit in South America? Dude, are you still talking about this? The United States bought Alaska from Russian. Do you guys know about that? My ass will fit in your fucking... Am I talking to a wall? What the fuck? I just said like four things and no one acknowledged this single thing.

Nick, I did not listen to anything. I didn't hear a single word. He said, I'm a burial. When Isaac just says stuff, I just tune out and then I tune out to everybody. He said, Ukraine wants to take back. No, Russia wants to take back Alaska. Yeah, well, someone commented that silliness, but I didn't know if you guys knew that America bought Alaska from Russia.

Yeah. You didn't know that? Did you know Alaska used to be connected to Russia and then the Native Americans would walk across, they followed the Mamas, they'd be like, yeah, back when the Ice Age was the Ice Age, they walked across the ocean. It's called the Bering Strait.

Okay, actually it's called Alaska Fits instead of Texas eight times. That's what happens. Imagine being just a freaking stupid idiot. Whoa! That was her ancestor. That's not what I'm saying. Just hold on, listen to my story.

I'm ready for you. You have nothing but. You're naked. And then all you have is a little poison dart that you got from a frog in South America. And you load it into this wooden bamboo stick. And you kill a 15-ton 40-foot woolly mammoth. And then you cut it open with your teeth and you start eating it raw. Imagine imagine you try to do that.

But the dart doesn't in your mouth because you suck it in. Imagine you suck the dart into your mouth and you die. No one does that. That would be a lunatunes. I would actually be a loony tune's death. No, that probably is a bit. When it goes like, you can see it go out there. That's a clash realo

Emote, the jungle, the jungle monkey What's it called? Dude, not everything is video game Clash Rayall. Yolly, come on, help me out here. The dark guy. Dark goblin. You know, you know when you like sucks it in

and he goes, yeah, you got to be careful. Imagine like doing it fast because like you can't go, you have to go, what are we talking about? If you put a dark in the tube, you have to reload it, guys.

No, it's spelled it. It's like the fucking machine gun. Chocolate. Rain. Char rain. This is, I think, by far, one of the worst. I think this is a second to worst podcast. I like this one a lot.

Tanner, what is that behind you? We never talked about our dad's penises. Oh, it's 50 minutes. It's 50 minutes in. Okay, I remember seeing my dad's dick for the first time. I was three years old. I was in the shower. Actually, no, it's way younger.

I was a baby. We were taking a shower. I remember walking in on my dad. My dad was shaving his face. And I had to go into the bathroom really fast, get into the shower, and he was shaving. And I just... I looked and I was like,

is that what mine's going to look like? And then I just get into the shower. You know how like when you're really, really... I'm not even going to say. I have never seen my dad's penis. You haven't there for you, man. You have never seen your dad, period. is what you haven't seen ever.

Yeah, that's true. Do you have daddy issues? What would classify? Like, what happens to a male when they have daddy issues? I really don't know. They become a YouTube. You become like all-

I think they have abusive tendencies. Masculinity issues, yeah. Male daddy issues. It's like masculinity problems, I feel like. You're not masculine. What does that mean? Like, I don't feel like a man? Like you have anger issues.

You don't understand properly how to relay your emotions because you're trying to seek validation, you don't understand. You're like, you're your own type of person, I guess. That's wrong with you. Nick, you like just know everything ever about anything. Why did you tell them that?

Why'd you say, why'd you tell them that? Why'd you do that podcast? Well, I, okay, hold on. Let me see. I'm reading. It's all sad now. No, I'm reading. I'm reading.

I'm like, fuck, I really do be seeking validation sometimes. Dude, this list is not looking good for me right now, guys. I'm going to be real. Is it hitting close to home? No, it just, It's a lot of bad things in a list. It's like a lot of bad things. Back by science and knowledge.

People with daddy issues. There's always outliers and psychology is a pseudoscience of the end of the day. Let's be real. It just follows tendencies of human beings. What? Kendrick LeVarer made a song about this and you should listen to it. You used to every single one. I love Kendrick.

Yeah, what is it called Daddy Issues? It's called Father Time. I've heard it. I've heard it, I think. It's really good, actually. It's called Daddy. Jay Cole made a song one time called No Role Models. Oh, he made a song called Wet Dreams.

Baby Keem actually made an album. Okay, hold on, guys. Listen, this is making me feel like I'm a bad person. What is going on with this shit, bro? What is it saying? It's telling me I'm going to beat my wife and shit, dude. No, you won't. No, you won't.

If you don't, you won't. You're unaffectionate. You're irresponsible. Your commitment. You're not disrespectful person here. Yeah. You're literally like not. This motherfucker just called me a loof.

What the fuck is aloof? You're going against all odds. Your life is against all odds. Look at and be like, what the fuck's wrong with this kid? You're doing everything with it. Yummy. Yummy, respectfully. Don't listen to what these guys are saying.

You are everything on that list. And that you need to go get out. Yummy? And there it is. Not responsible. Dude, look at that. First thing. He's got the biggest ass on.

Why the fuck is the best pro shop thing upside down? I didn't mean. too. So I had property management people come over to my house and I had to take these down because they were fucking inspecting the place. I didn't want them to see that's my ass bro stop and fin a nut on my wall. That would have been awesome. What do you mean? They were roasting the fuck

out of me too by the way. Okay, so the house I live in, it's like overkill I don't know who installed it, but there's like an intercom system in the bedrooms and they're like downstairs near the kitchen and they're like this is a big house, you might need to use the intercom system for this house so that people can hear you and they're like, oh,

you live alone, never mind. And I was like, What's the fuck? I was like, no. Dude. Thanks. Thanks for roasting me. Dude, at work, at work,

like an old man came up to me. And he was like, dang, this got expensive. He's like, and fries it out. He said a whole lot of nothing right there. I hate a fucking old people talk.

fucking tooth falls out he just had to act like you know what they said in the locker dude every time I wear my Reagan shirt to work out the old man in the locker room is like

I love your shirt and all I say is like good campaign yeah I just like ignore him he's like oh oh my god and then he'd be like completely

naked his penis will just be out in front of me. I don't see naked men at the gym. Back when I was in high school, I wanted to become the president of the United States. And one of my biggest policies that I was going to instill, yeah, was that old people could not drive past like 75.

That's, dude, literally we see that in government. I think that's, and literally, I think they're more hazardous than anything. And they need to just get shuttled everywhere from that point. I looked at a graph. I looked at a graph. Teenagers, like, new drivers are just as dangerous as old people.

Yeah, dude, it's like, you know how the cops are always like driving's a privilege? You know what I mean? Like, motherfucker, that shit should be taken away. That driving is a privilege. It's not right. No, no. This is what somebody in my government class came up with.

It's actually pretty genius. So past 65, like 65 plus every five years, you have to take a driving test. Exactly. Not even five, dude. I say like two. No, I would say five is pretty good. That'd be a pain in the ass. Yeah, health change.

Okay, yeah, that's true. But do you know how fast your health deteriorates? Like, at that age, like, it's insane. You can be fine walking around at the malls. at 65 and at 66 you could be like not able to live by yourself. I remember I was like I was parked

at this fucking like this red robin and this old guy like was trying to get inside of his car and just being helped and I like look down and I watched like I think eight minutes of fucking TikToks to look up and he's like still trying to get in the fucking car imagine that guy was driving. You didn't help him?

There's this one neighbor that kind of lives like close to my house. He's like a few houses down but my dad was walking my dog at night once. It was like sort of at night, but it was like dark enough that was like, what the fuck? The guy,

this guy who literally is like on a dialysis, by the way. This guy, he like has a fucking cane and everything. He comes fucking speeding around the corner, almost hits my dad and my dog and then crashes into a fucking fire hydrant

and like rolls out. Oh my god. Yeah, he almost, my dad was like really pissed off. He was like, if that son of a bitch didn't get out of the car and was bleeding, I would beat the shit out of him

because he almost killed my dad and the dog. I swear that scary. Like, dude, imagine like, It's getting fucking... Old people, dude. Old people. I'm gonna be one tomorrow.

You are. You guys better be nice to me, all right? I'm gonna... You want to get... You want to get some family dinner to you? Yeah, what do you want to do for dinner? Family dinner. Yeah, you want to go out and get a little blowy?

We can get a little blowjob. You can get a free cupcake. Oh my God, let's go to Red Robin and get campfire sauce as a cupcake. Oh! That has to be bono. Go to a Mexican restaurant. Get fucking cream pine and then get a soapy and then get a soapy and then get a soapbox. Pia.

Oh, a soapapia? A soapapia is good. Soapia is really good. Dude, I love me, a soapapia. Yeah, we get some milk. It's so fluffy. I love milkis. What's milk is?

Korean milk. Milk you do. All right. All right. Here, you got two options. Milk dud or nerds, which one? Ew. Fuck you.

Nunes. Those are the worst candies all the time. The box of nerds. And then you feel like, it hurts. It hurts my teeth. You don't know what I'm talking about? I do.

They make the box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so loud. It, like, vibrates. It's like it makes the song. Yeah, it goes back and forth like, ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do two at a time, and it's like, oh.

Actually, did you know you can sit on another one? It's like, oh. Oh, dude, dicks. Well, which one is it? Milk duds? Nerds. Oh, the nerds gummy clusters. Have you heard those?

They're so good. Have you ever watched those people? The fucking, like, people on TikTok, they just start making, like, candy joints, and they wrap like nerds clusters. It looks like fucking buds of weed and, like, a fruit roll up, and they freeze it. And then they freeze it, and they take it out,

and they put, like, they can, dude, sometimes they put, like, Tahino and it's like what? I like the, dude. The way you just have. I'm like, dude. I bought this when I was sick and I'm like, I'm gonna save it for what I can't. I said when you were six. You can't taste?

Grung? No, I couldn't, but I'm gonna eat it now. Wait, wait, wait, wait. When were you sick? Like this past week, I tested and I don't have COVID. Don't worry. But you couldn't taste? How many tests does you do?

I was on like five. So I'm still- So you might have gotten- Like what? So you might have gotten COVID. Okay. Can you lose your taste with the first? taste with the flu?

It's just cold. Maybe it's possible. I was going to say something, guys, and I forgot. I was sick, and I think what were we talking about? We were talking about, like, nerds and milk duds. Wait, is someone?

Hey. Uh-huh. What's up, guys? Anyway, I want to talk about camera equipment for a second. I just purchased this camera, and you guys shit on it. Oh, yeah, I love talking about that. And you guys shit on it. Listen, listen, listen, listen,

Motherfuckers. Everyone have you for the most party. I want to talk about this thing. You guys said, you guys are like, you thought I was feeling you? You said, you guys are like, dude, that is such a crappy camera. And then look what happens.

I mean, you're like, wow, that audio is so good and everything. So I want an apology. I want an apology right now. Okay. Now let me explain something else that I said. I said the Zoom sounds cool and the thing. I changed my mind. It's too much.

No, it's because that's because you can do this little tiny thing right here. Look, right here. Or you can literally just try. twist. Or you can zoom in with this right here. My camera does the same way to zoom, bro. Guys. And it was all, this

entire thing was $1,000. Do you don't want to talk about how much money you spent on your actual fucking camera? They don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. It was like it was $40. Go away. Plus it costs too much. Put it back.

Go away. Go away. What's your favorite candy? No capper. All right. Guys, thank you for joining us this fine evening. It is an hour and three minutes and 47.

I don't want to finish. I don't want to finish. Brunk. I want to keep talking to my friends today, dude. Any of us. We can keep talking after I'm done eating. No, I've had a great time today, guys. Is that real?

Are you lying? You're a cheese bowl. I have. You're a cheeseball. Don't call me a cheese ball. You milk dud. Don't call me that. Come on there.

Call me. It's a good picture. Grunk. You should post it somewhere. I can't even see it. I can. Yeah, you look like a vampire. Vamp nation album.

If I had the ability, if I had the ability to do something. If you would have any superpower, what would you guys have? I would have the power of persuasion so I can do anything I wanted. I would literally communicate with yummy that, Ooh, take off your clothes right now.

I want to have the power of anti-peration. Okay, well, dude, persuasion isn't... You can't always persuade someone. You can try to... No, no, no. The power of persuasion, bro. If I... That she can always persuade.

You can get your way, bro. You can rule the world. You can't put money. Fuck flying. Okay. I'll persuade someone to take me in a fucking plane all the day every day. That's so lame because you got to find somebody first. Bro, I know anybody.

I will literally... I will literally reach out to someone. I know what the power of persuasion does? You message. You message. email fucking Kanye West fucking manager and you say hey let me talk to Kanye he's like oh I'm persuaded here you go

and then you're like yo Kanye get me your number one flyer dude hello this is Kanye yeah let me persuade myself would you a new album for you would you would you rather persuasion or teleport teleport any day persuasion because then you can just be like yo

give me all of your money Elon Musk this is what I'm gonna say Elon Musk I'm gonna persuade you to quit all of your projects ever and make us learn how to Teleport. That's your new project. Big theory. Big big theory. What if you could persuade time to move faster? No, that's your... Time is not a person.

Oh my God. Why would you want to be faster? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I got to go to bed, you persuade all of your cells to stop aging? It just wouldn't work. He's getting deep. He's getting deep in this. You persuade your body to get rid of any mental illness at all

at all, ever. You persuaded a little hunger to stop. What are you contributing, Tanner? What would your parapet you fucking eating infinitely? Huh? Oh. He already had it. That power. My favorite superpower.

Any pre-war account would not throw up. Sorry about that, guys. My superpowers, I'm going to power clean tomorrow at the gym. I'm going to power clean. Tanner would turn into a monkey, dude. That's exactly what you do. He would have power with the apes. Tanner would be the reason why planet of the apes begins.

Oh, I love that movie. I want to watch it. I remember what I was going to say from earlier. going to say from earlier? It was about the old people. I was going to say as much as I hate, I mean, dislike old people. At the same time, I do feel bad for them because a lot of them get taken advantage

of by their families. You can't control aging guys. What do you mean? Yeah, so there's like a really big problem. APS, adult protective services, right? So these old people are completely cognitively able to like live and think for themselves and support themselves, all this stuff.

But there are family things that's too dangerous for them to do things like drive or whatever. So they'll just like steal their car keys or like take their debit cards and like manage their income without them being able to do anything about it because they're old. It happens a lot. Like a lot. One guy from, um, what's that one?

Jackass. His name. Johnny Knoxville. No, no, no, not John. Yeah,

no, click. It's Steve. Oh. Yeah, with Adam Sandler. What the, no, like G-Force.

Like, who was the guy who was like a drug addict from, up. Steve. Doug, the dog. Uh, 21 Jump Street. Ryan Dunn.

Little man. I'm Jeff. Trevor from Gtta 5. What are you guys? It doesn't matter. It also happened to like people who are not even old. Like that old. I'm Jeff.

I'm Jeff. We should do a recap of the podcast and wrap it up. Bam Marghera? We never do it. We never do it. Tanner in one ear out the other. We should do. I agree with you.

I think we should call it here. We should call it. We should call it. to bed. Yummy, you can see you and talk all day because he has no friends. So we'll wrap it up. There is no glass in chapstick.

There's no shrimp in water. Nope. There's my birthday tomorrow. There is the strip of the water. There's no, okay, the shrimp might be in the water. Be careful about wherever that water is.

We need to have water at your own expense. The shrimp may be inside. The floor is in harm to, by the way. I'm going to abuse my wife in the future. We just, we, we, we said us on you won't. We debunk that you will not do that.

You are going to now refer to your horoscopes from now on for everything that's going to happen in your life. Okay? Make sure the marble counter tells you what to do today. Let your grandparents have free will. What else is there? And use code group for 20,

use code group, 10% off. 10% off. 10% off. 10% off. They're tasty. They're awesome. They're actually really good. I don't. I don't like protein stuff much, but it's actually good.

So spars are not out, by the way, guys. We're just, we, they're not out yet. They're not out yet. They're not out, but people are tweeting about them already. They're good. They're coming out tomorrow. They're coming out soon. It tastes great. All right, well, see you guys around.

Let's brofist it out. Isaac, hold on, hold on, hold on, oh, oh, oh. Isaac, do you brofist when we brofist? Yeah. He doesn't. He's lying. He doesn't. What are you brofist? The wall. This is him.

This is him. This is him when he broke, when we brofist. This is him. Maha. I do, brofuss. I can't make that sound to that, brofuss. Ready? Ma!

Miam! Mea.