The Group Chat - #31 - GRUNK HAS LEFT US AGAIN!

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

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Welcome to the group chat podcast. Today, we're going to be talking about how Grug got ran over 14 times for no reason. And also, we have a special, very special guest that we don't see a lot here often. Ladies and gentlemen. Ooh. I see a little kid. I see a little one. You see him?

It's yummy. Look at them. Look at them. I'm here every week. Hey, yummy. Hey, yummy. Hey, yummy. Okay.

Larry's never introing the podcast ever again after that one. That was good. That was really good. It was fun. You just, okay, then elaborate on drunk being ran over 14 times. Well, we'll get to that. We'll get to that, yeah. We don't even talk about that.

After we get to the podcast of today's episode. No, no, no, no. After we get to the fact that Gamer subs have gave us about 15 boxes of Suss bars. Thank you very much, Gamer Sucks. That's real. All right. Thank you very much. By the way, we used Code Group.

We didn't pay a single dime, but we used code group. Either way, and we got 10% off. Off of free. We actually got paid because we got 10% off free. Yeah. Yeah, what they're doing is every single person uses code group right when you hear this message it gets 100% off their order and 50 bucks.

No, that's not true. When you use code group, we get a box of suss bars every single time. You have to, what you have to do is. That might be true. That might be. That's probably true. We're not going to say how, but like, if you typo group, you actually get charged $100.

And then it's like, oh, no, I got charged $100. And then you have to go to court. You get summoned to court. and appear from it. You get to fraud and defamation. It's like a giant baby. You're like a little hammer.

You actually get the money. Okay. Well, anyways. This podcast is also sponsored by Twitter Blue. No, it's not. We can't say that. You guys are losers.

You guys are losers for bankers. You're just mad because you're verified and now we all look like you and we pay eight bucks. You're just mad. And, dude, honestly, you did it the cheap way too. You joined a fucking organization and they just snapped their finger

and you were verified. So you're not any better, man. He got your way. It was an earned partnership. Nothing, you know nothing about that, buddy. It was an earned partnership. Is that the way to say it? It was an earned partnership.

Nick, I think you forget that Yomi was a professional Rainbow 6th year. Yeah, you do forget that. Top 500, by the way. Top 500? Was he? You were not top 500. He was. He was top.

You never saw the clips of him like 360 jumping out of window one tapping his Valk. Never see those clips of him? And then he freaks out and then says a bad word. He shoots his teammate in the head by accident He's like, oh my God, dude Dude Oh my God! You know how funny it would be if he kept being

Like a pro Rainbow Six stage player And he was like on like the panels Or like the championships In like the box like the teams would go against each other I want to see him like with those big headphones on Like a super zoomed in on noise can't monitor Yeah Just trying super hard to win a tournament

We're magnified Wait can we talk about that? Because that happens in every single pro game ever. Their faces, like, their faces, like, in their monitor. Why? Yeah. They're really close. I don't know.

It's also, like, under them. They're, like, look down. Dude, once they do that, they're going to, like, try and go look at, like, a road, and there's going to be, like, four of them because they're, like, cross-ides. They're like, why would you get that close to your monitor? We were, I don't know. Yomi and I were watching Asu. He's a professional, I guess, Apex.

Is he Apex? He's just a content creator, but he's, like, he's, like, really, really, really good. He's really good at Apex. and he plays very close to his monitor, like right here. It's like right here for him. Dude, I fucking love when people like CSGO

and they're like super up close to their monitors they get flash banged. Yeah. Their entire face lines up. Yeah, I wonder if I can replicate that. There's, yeah,

there's some pro leaps of that. Yeah, like people will literally have their arms like underneath their monitors like playing behind it because the screen is so close to their face. Like it's kind of ridiculous. That'd be kind of awesome.

No, but now Yummy's a call of duty main. Yeah, you love Scala Booty. I've played the shit out of the new college, like a lot. I called up Yami at 6 o'clock in the morning or 7 o'clock in the morning, not expecting him to wake up. He's like, what's up, man? Getting clips right now. There's a glitch.

If you could fly around the map right now. And I'm like, why don't want to go to the bed until he had a clip. 8 in the morning, he was like, I can't go to bed, bro. I have a problem. Believe it or not, dude, we've been trying to record this podcast for six hours. But Yummy has actually been on Kod trying to get a clip, fun around the map. I heard there's a glitch where you can grow wings. and I actually fly around the map.

I've gotten a lot of clips on it. He started a dude. You got us all on a call and he like shared a scream. He was just punching paintings and like holding E on like cups and stuff trying to get like a rainbow gun, rainbow ray gun and cod. You like a rainbow ray gun and teleports you up in the air and you shoot angels. There's a glitch you can get like Insta kill anywhere in the map and Kaboom. Yeah.

And then the zombie spun. That's a real clip. I missed that bit that we had. I missed that bit. It was like, hi, is Kaboom here? Hi, is Kaboom here? No, fire so here. I still have the zombie montage.

Okay. Is Doctor? What is it? Dr. Monty? Dr. Monty? Is PhD Ph.D. Flopper? Oh, is Dr. Flopper?

He's like a roll call thing. We said it in that voice. We did robot and Hartoon. And I think we started like this. I could not imagine what that would sound like Once Cameron master's his audio. He's going to think it's like fucked up.

Stop, turn that off. Never turn that on again. Stop! No, no, no, no. Turn that's going to blow somebody's car speaker out. That's going to explode somebody's car engine. He's right up the base, I think. I think that's what they do. Okay, wait.

All right. So the new Monomorfer 2 dropped on October 28th. It's November 9th when we're recording this right now. And I have 79.3 hours on the new cod. Okay, that's not that bad. That's not bad, that's bad. That's bad, that's bad. That's bad.

It's been like 12 days and I have 80 hours. Let's do it. I think we had worse when, uh, what was the other game? Eldon Ring. When Elden Ring. I think we had like 80 hours. I took like in one month's times, 200 hours. Dude, it was bad.

It was bad. I had two accounts, by the way. This guy was jerking off to like every character in that game. In two accounts? I didn't know that. Double account. He beat the games twice? He got in trouble because it was a fucking idiot.

Listen. Don't tell me. Don't tell me he launched cheat. engine. No, I didn't launch the engine. I think from what I can recall, and I know you can speak for yourself, Isaac, but I'm just trying to remember this. I want to, oh, I'll love to be it. And

I think what happened was Isaac had picked the wrong like build that he wanted to do and he didn't know that you could just create a new character and still keep the old one. So he bought a whole new fucking game. Okay, there's that. On a different account.

There is that. Yes, there's that. I can't believe you did that. No, one of my, one of my, my account the account that I had had like 1,000 Lord Runes as like a level 14. So I'm like, okay, well, what do I do now? So I go on my other account

and then I got more Lord Roons by accident. So I was like, fuck it. You know what? It's not a ball. As someone who may relate to people listening, I don't know what the fuck Lord Roons are. Can you explain to me what that is and why it's bad at a level 14 currency? So imagine, imagine you have a scratch-off ticket, but every time you scratch it off, you get like a billion bucks.

That's a Lord Roon. You get so much money from those. And there's a lot of tickets. They're like, I'm telling that's like end game stuff and he's level 14. But they're lottery tickets, but actually have promising rewards instead of like.

No, they're not even lottery tickets. They're just like redeemable tokens from money. Imagine if the US dropped a million dollar bill. He was just in a stack of them. It's exactly. Yeah, yeah,

a stack of them. It's a million dollar bill in your hand. I remember Grok wanted to like, he wanted this like fucking sob. He got mad. I started redeeming them. And I had like, to the point where I was like 70, like,

well, was a dignity or something like that. I don't blame Grung for getting pissed at that. Isaac, you are not, like, notable for cheating in like every game. The fact, the fact that I didn't even try to cheat.

And I wanted to play the game and I still got Lord Roons. That's probably why Grum does get the same thing. No, your sole purpose for invading other people's worlds is you would try and see if they drop Lord Rooms for you. No,

I would go and I drop them for them. After you got a million. After you got this. Because I didn't know what to do it though. you got him. After I got him. But I do remember. I do remember.

I do remember. It was like the first night or one of the first nights we just jumped on the moidsclay shit because you just joined random people and then they'll just drop it. Unintentionally. Right? You don't want to even know. It was dropping and then you have it. Now you don't want to do with it.

Well, Isaac got me banned on Blue Star Defense 6. Oh, it's real. Okay. That's another story. That's another story. What I did, that's a funny story. It's a really funny story. It's a really funny story.

So Blune's games are always like susceptible to cheat engine, even though it's such an old thing. Like you used to use cheat engine on like the oldest games alive, but balloon star defense five Six six had it. So what I ended up doing was I got like a billion dollars not coin dollars and what you do what you do is that you can buy perks so I bought something called the banana crate which allowed me to drop money in a game with other people. So I dropped like I think 500 banana crates on yummy side of the thing, just kept picking them up. That wasn't my fault.

What are I going to do? Not pick them up? They're right there. The result of that was that we both got banned off of the balloons. I don't think you gave him room to like not pick it up. They're like all over the fucking map scattered. It was like amazing. I'm just trying to play some monkey and I'm accidentally like $500,000 bananas.

Yeah. That was also around the time that Yummy and I were, we wanted to get the sun god. Yeah, the big giant like black pyramid monkey thing. Pyramid like morph the tube Yeah you do like It's like an East strike kind You morph like three of the super monkeys

Into this giant Which it sucked by the way dude It wasn't even that good It was really good The Sun Temple is pretty good I thought No the SunTept The Black Sun Tenthals

It's like the ultra It's not worth it You have to do like 12 Super Monkeys And then like It's not worth the four million It's hard It's like completely

It's insane dude Okay I have a question So Isaac you are on the pedestal for cheating Has any of you guys ever cheated in games before? So that we can kind of make, I have to. I have a backband on my main account for CSGO.

Me too. It's always CSGO with anybody. Dude, I was terrified. I was terrified against CSGO cheats only because A, I didn't really like CSGO. And B, dude, the montages with like the death grips, like evil music on it and the spin bot like HVH shit.

Scared the fuck out. Oh, HVH was getting hexed. Very, dude. HVH montages and complications. They're really weird. There was like one account I would follow that how that would just have like random flashes of like satanic imagery. Yes.

Yeah, they had like like fucking they hex to it's like a real community. It's a super talking about it was like that. It's like it's like very narrow and it's a weird random clip of just like a hacker killing a bunch of random people. And then it'll be like a go head and then it'll be like back with music and then I'll come back to like another clip. But no fucking reason. And then like a bunch of lines

like an actual hex on screen. It was like terrifying. And the crosser was like huge. Dude, it covers the whole thing. I never knew how to cheat in games. And like when I'd get into like a Black Ops 2 lobby, there's these like hackers that would give people mod menus.

Like just automatically like click on your name and give you a mod menu. And I got really scared because it was like green text. It was like rainbow wheels. And it was like they sent me my search history on my computer. I was like, I turned my Xbox off and cried. I never wanted to cheat ever again after that. Did you guys ever have J-Tags on your Xbox? Did you ever j-tag it?

I didn't have an Xbox. I didn't have an Xbox. There was a... You didn't have an Xbox? Me? What were you? PlayStation? Yeah, but there was a PlayStation 3 equivalent

called Bypass. It was like you would bypass your PlayStation 3. And... Some nerd-ass. The most like... What's the same? What's like the Android version of jailbreak? What's it called?

I don't know. I don't have an Android. Break in. Robbery. Dude. There's like an Android version of like jailbreaking. I feel like Android's already like jailbroken. Dude,

Android's come in already jailbroken. You can install anything. No, there's literally something. I figure what it's called. It's going to bother me. You can install honey pop and then like all these porn games on your Android. How much is you at home, of course.

really weird if you did that. All right. How do I do that, by the way? Dude, I remember my friend in school. I was trying to play Subway Surfers and I clicked on it and it asked for a password. And then he put the password in it. And it was like X videos. And you could just hide.

You just hide porn sites and like apps. Bro, you just looked up incognito porn. That's all he did. It's all you did was make an incognito tab and looked up porn. And then watched it in front of everybody. No. Okay. So how much did you guys play Monofer 2 when you were younger?

Like not at all. Not at all. I was a Black Ops dude. The original one. Did you play to one, Nick? Black Ops, too. You have to remember. You have to remember.

I was a Christian kid. Oh, yeah, that's very true. I couldn't even touch video games until like 15, 14, 13. Dude. Sorry to go back for a second. By the way, it's called rooting. Sorry.

Rooting. Oh, yeah, rooting. I was also an extremely Christian family, but I think I was so angry as a child, my mom, like, caved and just let me put it every game. I'm not kidding. I had like really, really. We read really bad anger

Fog in your devil games Fatherseless behavior is fuck dude I had really bad anger issues I'm serious Well yo Yummy I was um when my very first

Okay NW2 is my very first shooter game Aside from Call Duty World of War On my DS By the way So like I You hold like a controller right Yeah From Colt duty war

I was playing the same I used to play Cold Duty War that war zombies So I screamed Get shot at Oh Dude I got my first

Xbox 360 when I think I was, it was in 2010. I also had Halo Reach. That was on Halo Reach dropped. And I remember seeing my one friend playing MW2 on Terminal. He was running around with the Ride Shield class. Shut the fuck up, dude. But I remember asking my mom, I remember asking her if she could go back to GameStop and ask the guy at GameStop if the game was going to make me a mass murderer because I was scared the game would turn me into a killer. I'm dead ass. That's how like knew I was shooting games. Because that was in the time when the news would be like the games, video games are impacting the youth.

Do you guys remember that shit? Yeah. I was 10 years old. I was back in like the 80s, but more of the combat. I think that the government was desensitizing the youth to make them more easy to kill.

You know, draft them. They wouldn't have a problem. That's real. I got my first Xbox 360 when I was like 9 or 10. The government was by desensitizing them.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. When I saw, When I saw soap dying in modern warfare, I wanted to kill terrorists. I wanted to shoot a terrorist in the head because I wanted to go to war. I told my mom. I wanted to go to war. I had like war pain on my face.

I was ready to get out of sticks and like acorns and use them as grenades. The very first time I had to kill a dog was in modern warfare too. I had to shoot the German Shepherd when you were in Brazil chasing after that one guy. You guys know that I'm talking about? It's like a second mission. You got to go to barely remember the campaign. All I remember for the campaign is crawling in the snow with the, BBR.

No Russian. No Russian. No one was classic, but no Russian. I kept, I would skip the entire game just to play no Russian for some reason. I didn't contribute to no Russian thinking that's how you do it and I got killed every single time. I didn't know how to be.

I literally didn't understand it. So with Mono Warfare 2, Nick, you played it like a lot more than these guys did. So do you remember the way that like the cheats worked in that game? Oh, yeah. People would take you into a private match. Yep. And then you would have to, I don't remember exactly what you. would do. I think you'd like change your clan tag or something.

You'd play a private match with you. They would leave and then you'd play the game and you would have UAV and aimbot. You would be able to, if you backed out and started your own custom lobby after that was your last game you were in, you keep it. You keep that last match and you can start up your own challenge lobbies or you could start up your own. Yeah. Anything. Yeah. People would like not turn their consoles off for weeks because of that shit because they didn't want to lose it. Like when they would get it from somebody else. I knew people who wouldn't like not turn their shit off. Yeah. For the viewers, listeners at home, Lanner and Terry are...

Tarrie. Lanner and Terry. Lanner and Terry. I thought she'd be a bit. Lanner and Terry. Lanner and Terry to be like they're Lanner. Cam. Cam, add two boxes and add Lanner and Terry to the mix of everybody.

Kemp may never listen to that. Come on. I think me and Tanner came in with Black Offs 2. Would you agree? Yeah. Yeah, Black. Came in with Black U. Upst too as well.

No, wait. You know, my very first ever video games I purchased? There was an Xbox 360 bundle, and it came with two games. Kung Fu Panda and Gears of War. Dude, what are this? Was it two of war? No, it was Gears of War one. How was that a bundle?

Why? Kung Fu Panda? I was like, I was like, the GameStop guy was like, just two grabs like two different games and put some... Yeah, like both aisles. I was like, all right, I can play

Kung Fu Panda or Gears of War and chop people in half. I wonder how you would have ended off if you played a Kung Fu Panda and not Gears of War. You probably would have been a whole different guy ever. I would have been... Every single gold pass for like 10 years had Gears of War in it. Yes, that's right.

And it was free. That's written. Tanner. For zero reason. You guys just... There was that and there was like either dishonored or the other one. I'll remember what it was

called, it was, I don't know. I really want to play Gears of War. You guys just unlocked a memory. My very first micro-transaction, like, ever was in Gears of War III. I bought a rainbow skin for, like, the gun with the chainsaw on it. Yeah. I went and bought $20 worth of Microsoft points.

I think it was $1,600. $600 Microsoft points for $20. Did I ever tell you guys about the time when I went and bought a $20 shark card for GTA-5 for a guy who said he was going to give me. Unlimited money You got fucking scammed I was 13 I was 13 and I

And I uh I got scammed by this guy And I was like You mother fucking piece of shit You fucking scam And my mom saw all the messages And she got so mad at me Because I was cussed at a guy

who scammed me And I got this rubble Yeah You know you're messing with I said honey Honey I understand You're saying you got scared But you cannot talk to people like that

Give me your iPhone Or your iPod Whatever the fuck it was Go same iPhone you had up until two weeks You're using like the PlayStation Snap. Oh, nobody knows. You haven't even told anybody.

Yeah, that's really. Woo-hoo. Um, Oh, he got a new iPhone. Check it out. Yomi used to rock an iPhone 4. Now,

you can see Larry. Now he bought the iPhone 8 plus. Wait, what were you got before? The iPhone. What? I was at the 8. And here's my iPhone 14. He bought the 8 plus from the 8.

Oh, my God. 14 pro. About the iPhone Nano? The iPhone 7. The iPhone Shelf. So they told me at the store That this was the latest and greatest one I need a vine iPhone shuffle

That'd go hard Go on that Dude I would really get it with like Wired headphones You'd be like lit Shuffles or the crazy lid You can't connect AirPods to a shuffle No

No you hell no Never in your life will you have to be able to do that I was gonna go back to the cheat The fucking scamming and stuff like that I used to get scammed a lot Like I got scammed at a 1600 Microsoft Points you know when you get those messages messaged all friends and recent players

hosting like those messages and you'd like join in and be like to start with the challenge lobby we need someone to donate 1,600 Microsoft points the cheats will not work yeah no that's how it worked they would be like

the cheats won't work unless we input the code so I was an idiot and I fucking did that and I got scammed and everyone just leaves the lobby I just imagine your face of the screaming live just like really sad everyone was like pressuring me to do it so I got my mom

We drove to GameStop and I got scammed. So then I... Oh my God. You made your mom... Did all of that. You made your mom like sham you? Well, not what? What?

You went to GameStop. You bought a card came home and then I lost it. And I just lost it. Yeah, it's just like that. I just like that. I actually have money as a kid. I think I did chores. I think that was like if I clean the toilets and stuff like that for like 20 bucks.

I ate the poop in the toilet. Every Saturday of my mom's house was cleaning day. So we would always like clean the into... Budrick to piss. Dude, I was really young. We had like a star system. Like when I was like a really, really young kid, we had a star system. You were a good noodle like in sponge.

That was two years ago. You had a star system two years ago. Nonsense. I'm pretty sure I like, dude, I'm pretty sure I killed my beta fish when I was a kid on accident. You're what? Why did you kill a fish? Your baby fish? No, a beta fish.

Is that for a star? I think I took it out to clean the glass bowl and I like forgot to put it on the counter. You're like grabbed it with your face. I was like four years old. I like lost a star dude. I killed the fish. The fish on the stove. It wants to.

I never killed an animal in my entire life. Ooh, I can't say that. There's actually. I've talked about it before. ride the image. Larry, I think you have. You killed a deer. You killed a deer. Fucking gutted. Larry killed.

It's a crazy picture. It's a crazy picture. There's this picture of Larry being like maybe four and a half tops with just this humongous. Just like elk. Dude, just a bloodied. I had a eight point bloody elk with a rifle on his hand. Yeah. It's like his inner. That my dad had framed for me.

You remember deer pain? That was the incident after Larry. That was what it was. That was deer pain. So whole deer from like the neck to like the bottom was like, oh my God. Larry. And then it was mean like a camouflage like like suit.

Yeah. It's just side squir. This is like real. We can get that picture. Larry, it's not a fake picture. I mean, it sounds like that.

It's real. It's not true. I believe you. It sounds funny. And then there's wholesome. There's wholesome, Larry, where he's riding a little pony. Oh yeah. We were riding a little pony.

A little Mexican pony. Let's see that picture for cam. We do need that picture for Cam. Larry, do you want to show that picture of you? We might have to blur the gutted deer So we're gonna get to monetize It's pretty gory

It's gory Larry and the ROTC is so fucking funny He's just standing in line In a uniform It's like, it's like head level It's like do do do and then it gets to me Doo Do it goes back up

Boom boom boom You know what Did you have a shaved head? You had short hair I had really short hair Yeah Yeah. Did you have to do a pull-up challenge at school?

No. No. I do a pull-up as a kid. All the Army people would come to school with the pull-up bars, and they were just like, it was such a scam. He'd get like a wrist, like a band, a rubber band for doing the most pull-ups,

but they're just scouting who they want to recruit for the army in school. And they would like call you the next day. Remember like presidential? Like if you got like presidential fitness or if you got like whatever the fuck, you know what I mean? It's like if you were able to do like 60 sit-ups in like a minute and stuff like that. You got a call from the army. Yeah.

Damn. Have you ever thought about the army, young man? Do 40 push-ups and I'll give you a lanyard. I'll also write your name down. And your email and your address. I was really, really rude. I kind of feel bad now, but I was really rude to like the soldiers, like the recruiters.

I remember I was like watching YouTube. I was eating Cheetos outside. And this guy, I see him like creep up. He has his head in his pocket. He's like, and he sits down. And he like pulls up. And then he was like, and he started asking me.

like, what am I doing? And I look at him and I'm just like eating and I'm like watching a video man. I don't know. And then like, dude, I was such a fucking dick to these guys. You don't respect the troops. That's crazy. You hate. You hate the recruiters.

I tried wasting their time because I was like, if I waste their time, they're not going to ask anybody else. Dude, recruiters, they lie to you. Like, I think it's just, they lie to you. They try and gas it up way better than it really is. My sister's in the, in the Air Force and she says that she got lied to. So. What? Was it about school?

Like the school problem? Yeah, they'll tell you things that you can do in the military and you can't actually do it. Like, recruiters have quota. They spray you with fucking pepper sprays? Yeah. Yeah. Now, they lie to you a lot.

Thinking the military sounds awful. Apparently it is. I want to join the military just to write it off like my bucket list. They're like going to be in TV. Like put him in front of Marines. Joins a military to buy a Camaro. YouTube joins the Marines. That would be actually.

crazy. The reason it sounds awful is because it's like there's no, it doesn't even have to do with self accountability. It's like team accountability. So if you have a dumbass who's failing. You're all getting fucked up. Yeah, then everybody's getting punished. I think that is so dumb.

But I mean, I get it, but at the same time, it's stupid. Well, it's supposed to break down the image of you as an individual and more so as everyone else. You know what I mean? Like, you are on the same level as everyone else. Like, I mean, that's the whole point of why everyone wears a uniform, for example. Right. You know what I mean?

Keep everyone in the same level. But, dude, once you get into the military and the ranks, people pull that, like, I've just heard stories of people pulling some bullshit, you know, just because they're higher up or trying to, like, get someone else kicked out or some bullshit like that. Abuse of power exists. I remember, I remember being at college and an Army recruiter came up to me. And he kept asking me, like, all these questions. I was like, I'm not interested, man. I've already said this before. But he's like, well, do you know anybody else that's interested?

And I told him my close friend's real, like, whole name and address and phone number. And they're like, you're like, you're like, pretty much my friend. And he called me the next day. He was like, did you fucking recommend me to join the Army? You asshole? He calls you next day.

They bust my hair, you dick. I'm literally on a ship overseas right now. I'm overseas right now. I'm overseas right now. You're like guns on. What are you going? Fuck, I got to go.

They're shooting the boat. I got to go. I feel like the only branch I would ever join is the Air Force, like realistically. Dude. Is it because they don't know. They call the Air Force. Which one?

Like, which branch? Yeah, because you sit around. I mean, you don't do much, dude. You're not going anywhere. The chair for. That's true to some extent. I mean, that's not really that true. The Air Force.

The Air Force. Dude, that's true. If you join the Air Force, you got to do like the 5 or the 9G, whatever the shit is. We're like, they spin you. Larry, that's only if you go to space. That has nothing to do with the Air Force. I swear you don't know. That's real.

That's true. If you're up. If you're a pilot. Yeah, you have to do the, if you're a pilot. Because if you're starting that, you're like, dude, if you're a jet, you're not a pilot. Not if you're not a pilot.

Wait, Nick, Lucas, like, they don't make every you want to do that. Yeah, you're the chef at the local Air Force base and you got to go through nice, you want to cook just in case. Just in case. Just in case. Just in case, just in case there's an emergency

you got to pull you out. Dude, it's like the Marines going first, and then the Army and then the Navy and then the Air Force are some bullshit like that. Wait, and the National Guard, oh, National Guard stays at home, Coast Guard, whoever the fact. National Guard. Does that mean, well, you definitely get deployed a lot in the Air Force. Like, yeah, definitely do.

Yeah. What if you just don't know how to fly like a plane? Do you not join the Air Force? That's not every person in the Air Force. That's not a fly of plane. It's like, probably most of the people in the Air Force don't know how to fly a plane. Really? What do you do if you just do?

It's called the Air Force. People join the Marines and they have to know how to like drive a fucking boat. I feel like you have to. I think it happens? I feel like you're supposed to know a few things when you join the Army. No, you can go in there a complete idiot. You can go to the Air Force and just not go in the air.

Mm-hmm. No, not really. No, you're probably going to be in the air at some point. I'll be back back. Maybe parachuting. Okay, my dad was in the Air Force for 24 years. And he was a, like, technician or engineer or something on C-130s. So he'd work on them.

He'd operate them when, like, they had engine problems. or whatever, but he never flew them. I'm sorry, when I think of, like, technicians and shit, like, like, mechanics and, like, um, like the army, I just think of like a, like a, like a team fortress, like, fucking engineer.

Fucking clinking a machine and it just works. Torbion. Yeah, Torbjohn is like, fucking Torbio. And then like, it's fixed. Like a little dwarfs. There's like dwarves in the army. Just like running around. It's been to one turrets of uniforms.

They're like fixing things with hammers. And then you have like the senior who's like a golden hammer. and he only tapped to like once and it fixes. But the other ones have like tap it like 10 times. Right. He was deployed a lot. Yeah.

Who was deployed a lot? My dad was deployed a lot when he was in the Air Force. Like he went to, I don't even know if it was Afghanistan or Iraq or where, but he was he went to both, I think. He was kind of a lot. I don't really remember. What's so funny? Larry.

Is that where he went for like 20 years? What so fuck? That it's not Halloween. I was trying to find. I was trying to find the image of me. Just a. Show some respect. I'm sorry.

We're talking about the troops. I'm sorry. 20 steps right now, young man. Larry. Larry. Did your dad? 20 push. Is that a Minecraft shirt?

There's nothing to do with the army. That was at a hospital. I was in the center with all the kids who had like cancer. And they had a giant, giant replica of like a side of a mountain with like a train and shit. And I went there. And that's the only thing I was looking forward to. The only reason why I would go to the hospital was not to. see someone who was really ill, but just to see a train move.

Why'd you have to say it like that? Like you're gonna offend someone? No, I was just like thinking back at it. I'm like, damn, I did have the sweat. I mean, look at this shit. Damn, how are you? Okay, Larry just showed an awesome picture of himself. He's like a snake skin button up.

Nick, are you saying? And what are you eating, you big fatty? I mean dumpling But they didn't give me any of my Topsticks You are Po from Kung Fu Panda Your baby Poe Eating all the noodles in the shop

What were you asking me though Oh I was asking you What did your dad do in the military I said this while you were grabbing your food But he was like a mechanic on planes Like C-130s and stuff like that Why can say like that? My dad

I already fucking said this But you're grabbing your food Your fat chunky mom Anyways. He went I don't want to sound like a broken record. Oh, okay.

To people. Maybe people will get upset if I repeat myself. Maybe people will get upset if I repeat myself. Maybe they would. Maybe they would. Maybe they would. Maybe they would.

All right. All right, let's not do that. Anyway, is that cool? What he did that? Was that fun? No.

What would you rather him have done? You know what? You don't. Kill his child. Kill his child. Oh, God. Huh? Me?

What are you laughing at? Barry his child? Parents. You're like, what would you rather have him do? Parent is child. Oh, wow. Come on, guys. Honestly, though, not to be selfish.

I like yummy how he is. So thanks, dad. You're going to be a great dad. I don't give a fuck if I'm a great dad, to be I don't care. You know what my dad did in the Navy? My dad was in the Navy. I'll cheat on my kids.

What do you mean? You shoot on your kids. Dude, honestly, I don't give a fuck. Like, they'll be fine. All your kids? You're gonna raise my troopers? Yeah, I'm gonna arisen. I'm gonna rise them.

Yom. Yom. What about her? She's dead. I'm literally leaving. Like, I don't care. Like, if I have a thought daughter and I'm being a good dad

and she's still choosing to be a thought daughter I'm never speaking to her every like fuck her you're saying it's saying it's a thought daughter is a bad thing it's a horrible thing

it's a fucking awful thing why do you want your daughter to go around fucking every dude that she sees yummy what do you think about her what do you think about sex you want that

don't fund that okay that's what I thought grabs them by the shoulders do you want that I don't care about sex workers I don't care about sex workers because they're not my daughter. If they were my daughter, then maybe

I'd care, but I'm not their fucking dad. I don't give a shit. Yummy. Thoughtson or good daughter? Yeah, me. Thoughtson. Thoughtson. Give me thought son. Give me thoughts on any day.

I don't want either of my children to be immoral freaks. What? What the hell? I asked you a question. I said, I bet thought son. I mean thought that fuck. Dude, I will beat the shit out of my kids if they were like

What's the fuck? Yeah, like, how would you beat him though? Oh, stop! What's the fuck? Shut up. Well, maybe in his mind, it's like, it's like a saying no. Maybe that's what he means. No, yummy.

Hold on. Hold on, dude. I genuinely believe, I genuinely believe if you raised your children correctly and you're in and you're, yeah. I believe that too. Like a good parental. presence in the home and you teach them how to have morals, they're not going to do that in the first place.

That's what I believe. I also think that if you're too hard on them, then they're going to react. Yeah. I also, there's a sweet spot in between being too strict and too, lean. I trust my future children because I trust my current self.

Well, yeah, and you also have to, at some point, write that down in your new song. What I have to, oh, sorry. I was going to say, has any YouTube group ever adopted like a child? Like five YouTubers adopt one child? I think there's a couple. We would not be the worst. Dads ever.

Like five dads? That's never been done before. That kid would be fucked up. There would eat Eminem's and Haribovogh for fucking dinner, dude. You'd sleep on the floor because everybody forget to pick him up. They would end up like Elf. They'd turn into elf. They'd be like 27 years old eating like candy, spaghetti.

And syrup. You're saying we would raise like a Will Farrell and Elf? He'd be like six, five eating spaghetti His only phone was like a tin can With like a string We forget to buy new clothes He forget to buy new clothes He's like always crop tops and shorts

He's like wearing leaves from like the trees outside You forgot to give him a name sir like hey come here He didn't cut his hair starts to like tie with like a twig There's like a bone stuck in his hair That's a fucking cave man We forget that He discovers He starts a fire in our living room

He brings home a mammoth, a woolly mammoth And he chops He drinks out of like the horn It's so stupid Yeah, it sucks It sucks It sucks Short answer now

It's never been done before I think we should do it Yeah Yeah Any word on you moving soon? I don't know if you guys are moving, are coming here or not. Dude, that's not. We are waiting for you.

You're coming here? Yes, we will. You got to, we have to, okay. So I'm not going to call out too much, but we're just really tight on time because of like Thanksgiving coming up. We have a lot of shit. We have to do. I have to do or start on. So we got to figure it out.

You know what I'm saying? So we can get you out of you. If you say come tomorrow, we will come tomorrow. Yeah. No, you won't. I need you to stay there for my new video. No, you don't. No, it's a different one.

But you don't. But I know, but you don't. You don't, though. It'll be better if there was more people. More or more. You're just doing that for title's sake. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

They can still do it, though. Wait, no, you guys have all the wrong ideas. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about too. Oh, no, yeah. Oh, yeah, the people don't know, though. They think we're talking about something else, but we're talking about something else,

and they don't know we're talking about something else, But they do you guys don't know what that we're talking about? Wait, do you guys think right now we're on someone's TV? Yeah. Ball in the sleep, too? Yeah. We're on somebody's TV. Help!

Help! Help! Hey, Mom! Hey, Mom! Come on. This way, this way. Watch the podcast. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Sit down. Quit cooking that Thanksgiving turkey. You can put it down just for a second. Just for a second. Just for a second. You've been slaving away all day, mama.

I see you, dad. Take a rose. Who I see you, Dad, boom! Boom! Boom! Come here, right, right. Bishie!

You want a dream. Sit? Sit. Sit. I see you, dad. Wait, wait. Let's get the cats. Let's get the cats on that.

Pselled up by the paws. Oh my gosh. Wait. Don't look. Jerry's right behind you. Jerry, Jerry, the cat. I mean, the mouse. Look out.

Wait, that sounded like a mouse. All right. This podcast blows. No, it was. It's really good. It's been good. It's been so good. Wait, do we even address.

Can I say one more story? What'd you say? Did we even address where drunk was? Yeah, he said he got right over. He ran over. So what happened, Larry? The car. Okay, so the plan was to have Grunk come over, right?

You know, that was going to be the plan. And then what happened was Grunk was driving. And then he was driving normally. It was fine. And then he got hit from the side. Like he got hit from his left side. He was driving, right? He got out.

And then, um, He started glowing red and then everybody started talking to him. And that was literally it. I started glowing red. I don't know if that story was. I don't know. You tell stories like a child, bro. You talk about it.

Like the circle was blue and then I was up right. And then he started glowing lead and everyone killed him in the end. That's what happened. What else Steve Womber to say? Well, he got ridden over 14 times. And then he like fell into like a pit and those like spikes at the bottom. What really happened is grunk, grunk parked his car on the hill. I forgot to turn on his ebris.

and then walked behind his car, and the car went backwards, ran him over, and said, oops, I'm not supposed to be here and drove forward and repeat that seven times.

I get it. Thanks. Can we go back? Really quick. Wait, wait, wait, Larry,

what does your shirt look so funny at this angle? What is going on? What? That's Larry's, is he lagging? No, dude. I'm like,

okay, imagine, no, he's not. He's pretending to be frozen. He's like. He's like, I saw him move like two inches

I can see a micro moving You farted hard You farted hard Okay wait So look at his anime girl on his shirt Imagine the no stop Stop stop Imagine the mouth is her nose

And the crack where under her chin is the mouth And then the part under that crack is the chin Anyway What were you saying Tanner? I'm trying I'm trying as hard as I possibly can I don't know what the fuck you're seeing You're talking about this one right here Yeah, yeah.

That's her nose. The mouth is her nose. The crack is the mouth. Like she's smiling. And then she has a big robot chin on where her neck is. Wait, wait. Almost got it. It's not that hard.

It is really hard. It's so hard. Okay, don't worry about it. Okay. We'll look at it later. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I'm trying to see it as that.

It's hard. I'm trying to see the vision. That is so hard. It's hurting my brain, dude. I'm going to try. Okay. All right. Nick.

What? How are your, how are your vlogs doing? Your new channel, all the vlogs, all the vlogs you're uploading and recording and all of the blogs. That's been this week.

It's been all this week. Only literally three episodes this week. That was crazy because that shit feels fluid as shit. First and foremost, I have to address something. Isaac is not in these vlogs and it is unfortunately

just because he sleeps a lot. So Isaac sleeps late. He does sleep. You guys don't tell me what the fuck is going on. You wake up at like five though. I was up at like fucking 11 today. Exactly, Isaac, every single vlog, we've walked to your door. We have knocked and you have knocked and you don't open.

Or we've listened to you. The one time I opened, you guys just left. That was like five days ago. You're naked. We said we were going to the bookstore. Bookstore and you're like, all right. And then you go back in your room. Get back to bed until 4 p.m.

People are getting sad. They're like, what the hell's happening with Isaac? Why is he being invited? And we're sitting here like, you were sick or something. I haven't gotten a single invite. All right. You're invited to the next one. Wait, hold on.

There's something on my Twitter. Twitter feed. Let me send a formal invitation to you in your Twitter DMs. Why don't you... Delphine and Oliver Tree are making out my Twitter feed. Della Delphine? Go ahead and like it with your paid for verified again. You and Nick are both the losers. Your fakers, your losers.

I don't want to get verified. I hate Elon Musk. Elon Musk blows. And you did it because you can't. I could. No, you couldn't. No, you couldn't have. No, you couldn't have.

How many articles do you have written about you? How many? How many do you? I had a lot. because I attended various events like I was invited out to the invitational for ever succeed I was invited out to whatever some

GamerCon in Dallas, Texas I had other things written about me that you don't have written about you pal Brother said GamerCon I don't know what is the fucking game what is one of the game con conventions What is it? Max

No it was a different one GamerCon Dream, dream, dream Yeah, dream hacks Dream hacks Dream something Dream on Dream on

Is it a different one It was the dream con. It was the dream hacks. Yeah, the land. Yeah. I was invited to that to play stage against people for money. Listen. And you didn't go.

I did go. Listen, I'm sorry. When you look up how many articles I have about me. Yummy? You. You don't need to worry about our verifications. Because when someone hovers their little mouse, your check, it says that you're some sort of blogger or something.

I don't know. But for us, it shows that we paid $8. If that makes you feel better, You can, like, live okay. I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. That was the regular show. Bros. I had this film about me.

One, two. One, two. One, if they had the check marks and they were, like, different colors, right? If they had one that was smaller, I would love that. That's what they're going to do. That's what they're going to do. You paid for Twitter blue. You should have a blue check mark, and it should be really tiny.

Like this big. And mine should be huge and white. Like, he's actually bare. Just a huge massive. should be your whole fucking banner just so you can verify. You should get confetti every time you get on your account

every time you click on it you get like a blow job. You're like yay! It's like a blacky sound. I don't mind it. I just think Elon's money hungry. I'm gonna be real. I think he's only doing it for money

because he paid 44 billion. That's his fault for making a bad deal. He shouldn't like make the people pay the price for his shitty deal that he made. I'm not making them do shit. Hey, you got food on your lip.

He's not making them do shit. Hey, you got foot on your lip. The posters behind you. That means you guys... Big things behind you, man. What do you have? So, do you guys just support Elon Musk now as that was as you guys are big Elon supporters? Yeah, you guys are stands for Elon.

Like, what's going on here? What are you talking about? I have a Tesla. You too, Isaac. What? About what? You're staying for Elon Musk. For Elon Musk.

You love them. That's what it is. That's what the verification's made. That's what that means. That's what it means. That's what it means. I can slide into Drake's verified tab and ruin his fucking day for eight bucks. So.

I'm telling you right now Drake does not check that shit yeah Drake doesn't even go on Twitter once Drake doesn't even have a cell phone Instagram though yeah If I tweet at you Do I appear in your verified tab now Everybody appears to my verified tab

Oh my God I'm no longer a fan I'm no longer a fan I'm no longer a fan I'm no longer a fan What do you mean? Because that was important That'll have The verified tab is really important

For networking and stuff like that yeah And now you're gonna get like a 7-5 All of our verified account. All of my verified tab is random accounts. Like all of them. It's like a whole fucking flood of just random shit.

Now there's no business. Now it's just a bunch of random people be like, all right, let's make you. Maybe you know who's important and who is it. Yeah. Maybe this is your move

to get the fuck off Twitter and I go outside and like network. And like, you have it too. You have the verification. Yeah. You have it on your.

Your only networking advice, Nick, was going to Lifetime Fitness. You're not complaining because you actually paid for it, dumbass. What do you? What do you mean?

I'm literally sitting here. I'm happy with my purchase. You bought it. You're paid to win. You're paid to win. I'm not paid to win. Cry bad. Let me ask you a question.

Why are you so mad? It's you just, you know what you just did? I'll tell you what you just did. You just bought AIMBot on Fortnite when I've been training my aim for two years. Nope. Nope. You know why?

At the end of the day, at the end of the fucking day, it's whoever makes the bangor tweets. All right. No, that doesn't matter. Okay, imagine this. I train my leg for years to go to the NFL to be a kicker. I change my pat God. Sorry. I train my leg.

And I go to the NFL and I do a kickoff and I kick in 120 yards. You go buy a robot adjustment. Chop your leg off for $8. And you get a fucking robot leg and you run up in your, and now you're in the NFL because of your robot. Yummy, I have to let you know something. You too can buy that. for $8.

I don't want it. I've trained my shit legit. I want to keep my real foot and you're buying fake feet and you're buying fake feet and you're joining the NFL. Let me ask you a question. What is the difference between that foot and a real foot? Mine was earned. They're both feet.

You're taking shortcuts. You got to draw a vent diagram in real life. But we sacrifice something, yummy. We sacrifice something. We don't have that real leg in more. We don't feel shit in that. Ever heard of play smarter not harder, dude? How about you getting your money up, not your funny up?

My money is being up. It's all the way in the sky. Thank you, Tanner. That's why I could afford the $8. I wouldn't even pay five bucks for a subway saying, which I will not be spending any money. I forgot. This guy loves money so much. You're not buying food.

No, I'm really not that mad about the verification thing. I just think that he executed it like really wrong. I don't know why. It's so weird. It's really weird. It's really like awkward. They shouldn't be able to. Yeah.

I think it rolled out. Super awkward. It was like just random shit. It was like a random day and everybody has a checkmark. Yeah. Do you think that completely kills the like underground scene of people purchasing verification? Well, all that business is done. All that business is gone.

It's only $8 when it was like $300. All those jobs are gone. Until they make it. They make it distinguishable between hey, I paid $8 and hey, I earned this shit. They're going to do that, right? They will. Yeah. 100%.

Well, there's already an official. It's like, well, they took it away. Yeah. They took it away, but I mean, they might. No one, I don't check every single person with a verified tab. I don't anymore. I used to. I think the way it should have been done is the OG should stay the current actual, actual verified.

And the new one should be like official account or something. No, it should be like blue thoughts. Or blue. How about rainbow? I think rainbow for the OG's. Rainbow would be cool. No, rainbow. Why?

How'd you like rainbow? Why don't you like rainbow? Bo. Let's move on. Next topic. Let us continue. Next question. Not you know.

Everyone. Wait, Nick tweeted about a new album today. Oh, wait. Isaac made an album. We haven't even talked about that. Isaac, how's your album? How's your album doing? Would you like me to go check right now?

Can you look at the analytics for all the songs? Let me pull it up real quick. You guys can keep talking about. I want to see all the tens of dollars I made from my song. I want to see the 30 cents. I collected. So I did make a tweet about the album. That's really, I just made a tweet about it.

I don't really. Yeah, but so one thing I don't think we've talked about at all. What about the songs we made for the last album that didn't involve the reason that the album fell through? Walton. Okay. So. There's some good shit there. There's genuinely some good songs there that should be released.

That's a good question. So I don't want any of the artists or any of the producers or any of the engineers that have worked really hard and that stuff to, feel like it was just kind of worth for nothing. So I kind of took my hand out of the mix for a second, and I explained to anybody involved. I mean, you even heard this. Like, I don't, I want them, if they really want to, if I will back the song if it's good enough. And I'll put it on to my channel, whatever, and it'll really be a part of any sort of album. I just don't want their hard work going kind of like to waste, because we did work on that album for some time. You know what I mean? It took some collaboration. Yeah. Some of them are vaulted if they want, but my hands are off. Like I said

this very clearly like I can back the songs. I'm totally okay with pushing it out through like my channels because I just want good music. At the end of the day, I'm starting to realize something. I'm running low on music, dude. Like I'm not, I don't have like my fucking Discover Weekly is so dog shit as of lately. So there's going to be a new album.

You guys can do whatever the fuck you want with your songs that you work on. Here's what I think you should do. Drink just drop. I think you should. And I don't think this will perform like badly on. in terms of the album numbers. I think you should drop singles leading up to your album release, maybe every couple of weeks of the stuff that we've already made to hype up.

I'm going to be real. I'm being real, we don't have a couple weeks. We don't. We have one week. We have two days. You're starting your album in a week? We're starting it in like this week.

Probably tonight. Actually, wait, Yuma, did you get the message? Wait, Yomi, did you get the memo? Wait, after the podcast, we have to start recording. Oh, my God. Yomi. Oh, dude. Listen.

That was... Listen, so, realistically, realistically speaking, I'm going to be uploading a main channel video this week. And so once that's, like, out and done with, which I'm waiting on it back in my hands anyway, at that time, I'm still going to look through the entire list. There's... We're looking at over five or six teams.

It's teams of two, but there still are going to be a lot of teams. New people, artists that we've not seen. Nice. Excuse me. Some people are probably going to come back. Dude, I have to make, yeah, yeah. All right, say, man.

Can we do side projects? What are you talking about? He's talking about the same thing where it's like, you can have a side song on the album. I want that. I have four. Vaulted songs. Three or four.

Well, yeah, volatile songs, but I have no songs. I have four potential side projects that I still want to get done with other people from other teams or not my team. Yeah. I think I have like 40 songs. I'm not going to lie. We have a lot of playlist. Can I release my album the same day you release your album? I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't do that. If I'm being strategic here, I remember you tweeted out to me and you said, can you release your is before mine? My real answer is no. You shouldn't. I said yeah, but my real answer is no. because what you being primaried on the songs of when I drop that album will only assist you. Well, then let's make the album soon. Is that real?

Are you actually going to make it a different color? Yeah. We are going. There are plans to drop it before 2023, which is. Well, no, I want to do even sooner than that. Well, yeah, we're going to be doing it sooner. I'm just giving you a ballpark. I wanted to do mine.

The next two months. Ah, dude, it takes you a long time to make your video. No, it's not going to take me that long. But it's going to, what is going to take me a long time doing is pretty much my side project that I've been working on. I'm speaking to lawyers and stuff. That's the process. Okay. So, so lawyers.

What? Does Spotify? Because this is a good question, because this might help me figure out when to drop some shit. Does Spotify CPM work the same way as YouTube that in January, it is absolutely dog shit? No. So, no. And so there's, there's, I'm dropping my album in January then. There are companies out there.

that moderate how much money per stream is given, right? And I'm dropping in January. So, yeah, so that's fine. You can do that. I don't entirely remember the name of it, that I could look at it up later. But basically, like, if you have, like, a major label, right? If a major label, like Warner or Sony or Universal or something like that, they all, they're the big three, right?

And so there's companies that moderate the amount of money that's given to make sure that everyone's just about equal or equal in terms of how much money they're getting per streams. Distro Kid, I think it's a million streams is about $3,000 or $4,000. So for every million streams, about $3,000 to $4,000. So if you really want to go and look at some of your biggest fucking artists out there, if they're signed to a major label and let's just say their songs at like a billion, yeah, they're not getting anywhere near what the fuck was made. You know what I'm saying?

So it's just kind of just... You're saying bigger companies give out less? Yeah. Well, so pretty much... Okay, so this is why I'm strictly against major. labels because major labels will want to own you. They will say, hey, here's a buckload of money. Here's $1.5 million.

Yeah, and you will not make a sign on shit. Exactly. It's the advance. What they don't tell you in specific contracts with advances, like, let's just say Isaac is an upcoming artist and I'm like a huge major label. Isaac, I'm going to give you $1.5 million for the rights of like 25 years to your songs or something. 25 years.

Owning a master's. And then in that, right? So you know how I said I gave you an advance? advance. You could, I could in that contract at any point in time say, you're actually going to stay in debt because I'm going to keep on pushing out your songs. I'm going to put another $200,000 against your advance into promoting that song. That's how artists, that's how artists stay in debt to major labels. Yeah, I saw, I saw this, there was this female, I don't know, I don't remember her name, but she was like a female rapper or some. She had all her home girls. She had all her home girls on a fucking, no, it was nice spice on this private jet with this guy. And, she signed away 10 years or 20 years of her songs for 30K. Yeah. And I sat there and started slapping my fucking forehead because absolutely, listen,

guys, if a big company is offering you a large amount of money, yeah, it sounds fucking great. I'd walk away with $1.5 million any day. No, I wouldn't. Because if you think about it,

how much money are you making each year? Like, if it's 25 years and you only make a 1.5. What they're going to tell you is simple. We can make you big, right? Actually, I want to do a calculator. Yeah.

I have to remember something as well. And this is statistically proven. I, again, I don't have the references on site, but remember something that major labels every single year buy out artists and they vault them. They vault them so that they don't affect other artists that are in the scene already. So I think Ice Place might be signed the OVO, but it's not public. That's just me, though. I think she might be.

It's possible. I mean, there. She got planted super hard. Yes, dude. I mean, it is very common for like yummy, for example. he could be bought up and then just they'll never push him out they'll keep him signed for years and he will never be able to do anything drake can't speak drake's first song on his album that was number one was called major distribution i think he started his verse with the fucking label i'm out

dick and shit label i'm out dick and shit it's like that's okay dude damn he's just like fucking he's just throwing up a middle finger to these rich white dudes you're just Do something. Controlling his out. His album is music. Also, do you guys want to hear some funny $1.5 million over the course of 25 years is 60 grand teachers make more? So just let that take in. Some teachers.

I am well aware. We're not naming names of a certain artist that makes a lot of money. He was signed for three years. And his music makes more than the money that he was signed for for those three years. Avey Godger, ladies and gentlemen. Avey Goddry. Avey God, Joe. got bought out for $20 a year.

And we're not giving him anymore. We're not getting to that little big, that big bag is going to break it to be class. Nothing else. It's dust. Just a piece of wins. Nah, dude, music industry. Like a paper club.

Music industry's fucked up. I'm learning that very quickly. Like I said before, I was speaking to some lawyers. So it's like, you guys. if anyone is looking for it I mean even yummy

stick to being fucking independent like yeah I've never thought to signing to a label the new way is online like we have something that major labels don't fucking have you know what I'm saying we have personality and they probably hate they hate that but guess what they also do

they pay you to promote the songs they come my music channel I've gotten messages and emails before people of major labels asking for me to promote their stuff Yeah, I've done that in the past There have been some really, really big creators That have reached out to me Creators artists

They've reached out and I've went through with it You know, because I'm like, fuck it, whatever, you know Get some extra like beer money That's what we call that That's the beer, it's the beer money That's that beer money That's the white claw money Yeah, it's pretty scary

I mean, the music industry Anyone knows this like it's really fucked up So actually You can't do anything about it It's such a large entity You cannot do shit Not to go on a tangent here But I know like the whole Kanye thing

He's really controversial And a lot of the things that he says But if there's one thing I will stand behind And I trust that he's saying He was been fucked up He's been fucked up for like 20 You know he said what 25 years? What do you say?

Larry 20 years Oh He said he was getting fucked over It's real Music industry slimy as fuck So Especially back then when you don't have resources I mean people never knew that the internet was going to become a platform

You know for industries like music and everything else It was radio and like MTV before that was that was it That was it MTV especially dude That was like the big fucking that was a big thing So back then I can understand selling your soul away immediately Because it's like well how am I going to contact MTV myself How I'm going to come out? I'm going to get on the radio myself

Yep exactly so But now you can do anything yourself Dude, that's why I look at, like, Louisievert, and I'm like, dude, that guy does not need his label. Didn't he stop making music for a couple of years because of his label? His album, Eternal Take was delayed because it was labeled. Eternal Attack was a Taked. Eternal Attack was delayed because of Lilloo's Ferd was a label. Louis Xilver's was actually air.

I don't remember how the fuck you say it. But yeah, no, I remember that and a whole lot of red were like the most ambitious albums like ever for months and months and months out of year. And it just would not drop. Shout out. Where the fuck is Frank Ocean? Shout out to the Vam. Shout out to the Vam. Larry, shout out, shout out, shout out.

Larry, it's really happening right now. Where the fuck is Frank Ocean? Where's Frank at, huh? Okay, listen, Frank is doing some shit with this jewelry, man. You know what I'm saying? He's got a little tape coming out. Jewelry? Julie?

Jewelry? Jolary? I've seen Frank Ocean's penis. I know what he's doing. I've seen what he's doing. He's fucking slangin is what he's doing. He's slanging. But he's going to perform live next year.

Where? Really? Yeah, he is. He's going on tour? Bichella. Oh, that's it? Yeah, but I don't,

a lot of people are assuming that he's not going to, he's not going to, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. That he's not going to, like, play some songs. Like, he's going to chucking some new ones probably. Because right now, right now, he's got a little radio show going on. And then also, some of his songs that were unreleased

are being played in, like, DJ sets right now. DJ drama. DJ drama. We out here at the beach. I got my time. I feel like Frank Ocean and Steve Lacey are so similar in the way that they treat music. I feel so bad for serious. Have you seen Steve Lacey perform live?

Yep. He's saying he like sped ran a bad habit in like 30 seconds. He did, like, oh, but I'm gonna do my d'em, my dear. And then he was also like, he was like, trying to get the crowd to sing game and they only like sung like the verse, the verse, and then when the verse came, everybody got quiet. Oh, I know. It was so sad. It was really, really.

I feel bad. And then like someone threw a camera at him. Oh yeah. And he picked it up and he smashed it on the fucking ground. He was on the phone. It wasn't a phone. It was a camera. Everyone,

no, what they saw is they only saw him pick it up and then throw it on the ground. Yeah, they saw him like asked him for like the camera, which they people thought it was a phone and then he just. Yeah. Yeah. He said,

didn't he say like in the beginning like don't throw shit at me? Like don't they all say that shit now? There was like an extended cut of the video than no one saw. And then they saw and they like, Oh, yeah. I'm not, man. I'm bad, had it. I'm sorry.

Yeah, he was like kid cutting. Kid got to got shit thrown at him. There was a perspective of the kid throwing the bottle. Didn't he walk off stage? He left, completely left. He left. He just dead. Dude, who is the artist?

Was it comethicine? He was, like, performing. And he, like, had, like, a kid come up, like a teenager. He was like, yeah, come up here, man. I don't know what the kid was doing. But he, like, picked him up like this. It wasn't a comethic. He wasn't.

I know. Fucking, like, Trump. He picked him on his shoulders And he It's like an older rapper Like a lot older Yeah really Was it Soldier Boy?

No It was a favorite dude No There was a clip of Travis Scott Like it was just so unprovoked He was like performing live And there was a there was a dude Like like taking photos

And then for no reason Travis Scott looked at him He's like you a loser Get out of the stage And like just kicked him out But he was like a professional It was a con He was a nerd

Yeah the nerd guy Acon picked up somebody And threw him back Yeah There was a guy There was a nerdy looking guy That Travis Scott called him Like a fucking nerd

And told him to leave Oh the guy on the camera Yeah Kicking camera crews off on my stages He put it in a song Because I don't like the way Did he step in my angles You know?

Yeah Yeah Keep going with that I don't know the rest of it I just know the camera man was like He was on TikTok He was like So I was on camera

I said for rolling loud And I was recording Travis Scott And he kicked me off the stage Because he didn't like the way I looked He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, man, you're just a bit wounded my set. Get the fuck out my set. Get the fuck off my set. I hate when people act.

Like, shut up, Travis Scott. You're probably a tiny dick. Whoa. Whoa. Shut the fuck up, yummy. You're a dumb piece of shit. I make more money than you, yummy. At show, whoa!

And then he falls off the stage. Why do people act like that? Like, he's better than a cameraman. That's so annoying. Oh, it's ego thing. You can't control it. You can't control it. Dude, take away Travis Scott's produced.

and he's one-tenth of the artist that he actually is. That's how it works nowadays. Like, majority of the work is in producers. Producers, bro. The beats are crazy nowadays. The engineers are even fucking crazier. I mean, it's both of those combined. They're way more musically talented than the artists are by far.

For sure. Avey cage and can. That's all you need. Production is so complex and it's extremely underrated. Yeah, I don't doubt that there are, I mean, there are some artists out there that can kind of do a lot of it. and they have the vision and I'll work with the engineer to just kind of get it done. But for the most part, I think nowadays, it's usually up to the engineer to get that shit done. I mean, you know, what else can you do?

You know what I mean? Like, I feel like especially like aesthetic rap, for example. Dude, that shit's so lazy. Just, all you do is say like the same shit. Like guns, bitches. Wait. Like money, kill. I'm going to give a Homer assignment.

What did I say it like that? Homer Simpson? A homework assignment. A homework assignment. Oh, don't. Man, turn your camera off. No, I don't. Actually, don't.

No, I don't. Listen, I want everybody to go on YouTube. Search up Joey with two Wyes and listen to the song called From. That's it. And that's all you need. All you need. All right. Oh, those guys.

Everyone look up DJ College standing up. Everyone look up DJ Calid being a DJ. God, dude. Let's go golfing. You guys want to end it on that note? Yeah. Oh, my God. Is it that time already?

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