#32 - GRUNK HAS TAKEN OVER!
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast.We're doing an intro again.Hey, it happens.Ladies and gentlemen.Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us.Me and Grunk for another.It's a special episode.It is.
00:17I mean, no, it's always been like this because we carry.Yes, we do.I've never missed a podcast episode of my life.What the hell?I missed one because it was out of my control.He missed one because you're out of my control.He had a calculus, a calculon test the next day.I did have a calculus.
00:34Speaking of which, I had a calculator on test today, which, um,told me how that one.Got a 60 on.Okay.No, it's not bad.He's dropping out.Dude, you know it's bad when the kid behind me, the, like, super smart, like, genius also got a 60.So, like, I'm winning.
00:51The most worrying thing in school, you're doing a test, and you hear the smart kid go,whew!You're like, fuck.You hear the smart kid tab and his pencil and, like, bump in the,his leg.It's crazy.It's crazy.Calculus.
01:03Do not take AP Calculusif you do not have to.I'm telling you this now.Do not waste your time doing that.It's not worth it.Not worth it.That's my...Welcome back to episode 32.
01:161.31.21?No way.We're on 31.We're on 32.Okay.Maybe it's 32.
01:21I don't remember.A big shout out to GamerSups.Shout out.For sponsoring this podcast, as always.me and grunk live off of the shit.I mean stuff.Look at that.Code group for 10% off.
01:34I recorded Isaac's video yesterday on this, on that.You can, yeah.There's a whole lot to talk about.A very, very busy week.And that is why it's only grunk and I.That's true.So without giving away too much information,because it is a little bit of a surprise.
01:50Yummy, Larry, Tanner, and Soft Willy are not here.Right now.That's all I can really sayMy house had to go grab a flightAnd they needed someone to stay backAnd, you know, man the castleAnd manned the castle I am doingHold down the fort
02:08Yep, editing a little bit here and thereYepIt's a crazyEditing what, Isaac?Edding what?Okay, well, I'm not telling you.No, it's a surprise.This is a whole secret of podcast.
02:17All right, all right, all right.Secret secret.Full of secrets.Full of secrets.I am joined today by beef tenderby terriaki,Jackling, Steep, Turkey.And oh my God.
02:27Notice how.This guy eats literally every podcast.I'm hungry.I'm hungry.I'm a hungry guy.I guess we do record around dinner time.We do.Not my fault.
02:37I guess that checks out.Yeah, not your fault.But anyways, we have zero topics.Mm-hmm.But.It's going to be a little bit of a yolo-wing-it episode.Yeah.Which always somehow tend to work out.
02:50They do.Those are our best ones, I think.I think so.Yeah.Oh, my, they're so good.You all got to get the beef.Sender bites, jacklings, beef jerky.I've never even heard of those.
03:03They're like little nuggets of beef,like terriaki beef jerky. They're just so good.That sounds pretty good.Dude, there's a kid at my lunch tablewho pulls out beef jerky every glass.Beef jerky is like freaking sweet.It's like the best of the first.Like you can eat it in a billion years.
03:16Like you can put it in a boxand then eat it a billion years later.Yeah, I could put this under my bed,forget about it for six years to come backand just open and eat it.Or just keep it open and then eat it.Dude, that's a super food.It's actually a super food.
03:31It's like, it's among the greats when it comes to the apocalypse food.You have canned corn and Jack Link's beef jerky.Yep.And that's it.That's all you name.Do you remember Bigfoot beef jerky?Beef jerky.In the commercials where, like, it was Bigfoot.
03:49I remember when, do you remember the gorilla that scared everyone when he wanted you to buy hisgrilla glue?Gorilla glue.Yeah.Let me reenact that.Sorry, say somethingYou're like in perilOh, okay
04:01Oh my GodI just dropped a plateWhatever will I doI need to fix itThat's exactly how the commercials wentIt's just this bighumongous gorilla coming outBoo!
04:15And now is thatThat's how it wasYeah, it's almost thatthat time of the season againThe time of the yearIt is coming up onThanksgiving and thenChristmas
04:25That'll beI think Christmas this yearOr the holiday seasonWill be like a particularlyCozy oneI hope to God it will beLike I'm feeling it in my bonesLike it's just gonna
04:40It's already cold right now it's literallyIt's 45 outside and tomorrow morning it's gonna be 2820 hell noI gotta check how come does it here50YeahIt's pretty cold here in TexasYeah that's cold for Texas
04:54YeahBut, like, I'm sensingworld record amounts of snow.Like, you're not even going to be able to get out of your houseeverywhere.I hope it snows in Austin so I could flex the fact that I can drivein the snow and no one else here can.You know, school shut down for like two and a half weeks
05:10and I'm out getting my fucking 7-Eleven slurpee.Why would I?Why would I?Why would 7-Eleven be open if, like, most people can't drive in the snow?Oh, I don't know.I'm just, you know, I'm just thinking like it'd be cool.Everyone's like, look at that guy.You all like driving in a snow and it's like a fucking miracle.
05:24No one knows how to do it.Yeah, it'd be sick, actuallyA lot of time it snowed in Texas, didn'tlike everyone's pipes freeze?Yeah, like it was one of the worst thingsto ever happen to Texas.Like, literally likeTheir infrastructure was not prepared for that.
05:37I'll tell you what.They weren't ready for that.That's right.They weren't ready to have that conversation.How could global warming be?I'm kidding.But, yeah, I think it'll be a good time.My friend, he said,
05:51so his friendlike lives out in the,out in the country and they apparently like just tie sleds to the back of ATVs and justthat's fucking sick.That's so cool.Yeah.I've always wanted to have a snowmobile just going like a really dangerous mountain.That'd be nuts.
06:08Oh, dangerous mountain.No, thank you.I've seen those videos of avalanche where they're just walking and it's like and it like.Okay, real, real talk.If you are ever stuck in an avalanche, you deserve it.You just get out.What?You just help yourself out.
06:23Deserved it.I don't know about this.It's not that hard, guys.If you're stuck, if you're stuck in an avalanche, just be better.Yeah, if you're stuck under like three tons of snow, just get yourself out.Just get yourself out.If you're home, buy a home.Not hard.
06:35Take notes, group chat podcast.We're always talking about.All right, that's about all the time we have today.Thank you, thank you all for tuning in.We are seven minutes into this podcast.Like, it's going to last longer than half an hour.I don't know what we're going to talk about.We should play a game or something.
06:48Play a game.We should pull the sleep deprived.Yeah, like.But then the audio.listeners will really be hurting then.Oh yeah. All they're going to hear is like,oh, oh, dude, you know what I haven't played in a long time?What?
07:04Bed Wars.Oh.That?Bed Wars.That was actually a fun time, I'll be honest.Bed Wars was.Oh, my God.I hated it.
07:17But I love it.Really?Yeah, it was on the same love-hate relationship that Overwatch is on.I agree.agree. Because like, it's sofun. Whatever you're just like, whatever you're havingfun, you're having so much fun.Oh, whenever you're not.
07:31That's the most realest thing I've ever heard.Whenever you're having fun, you're having fun.But whenever you're not having fun, you're just not.Exactly. And everyone will know what I mean.I wish Larry was herebecause he played Bed Wars out ofall of us, I think the most.And he got really worked up about it.
07:50He was getting pissed. He would, like,holes breath through.Oh yeah, he would be likeI can't like reenact the mousebecause I'm gonna end a prosomething like athere's a there's a clip of meplaying bad words with you guys on stream
08:08and I like died and I like flailed backin my chair out of rage.You know what I found recently?I was going through mywhat did you do?What just?What happened?I flung I re-
08:20Oh, you flung out of your chair.Yeah.What was I saying?Oh, um,speaking of oldstreams. I came upon a video on my downloads folder that I deleted, but it's on Google Drive,so it's all good. Um, of a stream. It was a stream of me and Larry playing on S&P Earth.No way. Yep. Four hours long. We're just doing stupid shit. Sylvie's there.
08:51No way. Yeah. The classic. That's so crazy. It was, it was a fun.on a bun, dude.Bro, Minecraft.We played Minecraft so much.That was like the origin story, I think.Yeah, definitely.The origin.Now look at us.
09:07Now look at us.Anything that's changed about your room since back in the day are those two flags.We got one piece.We got ISO speed.No, actually, though,David Jones.Realistically, this wall right here where my couches has changed.It used to be,
09:25it used to be a shelf right hereI'm not even kiddinglike ayeah that was like two years2019 rightno 20 um20 20 20 20 early 2020probably yeah
09:35and now I have shelves allon the cornersand stuffcrazyit's fucking nutsthat was crazythe good timesthe simpler times
09:45of Minecraftwhen things were simplewhen life was easyI forgotI'm so deepwe have tomake us and peerthtoo
09:53and milk that jokeagain on Twitter.I feel like that's going to be like a high school reunion.Blockbuster.You think so?No.If we invited all the people that were originally on,SMPIRTH?
10:06Dude, no.No.There's already been an SEP live reunion.And that would be the big blockbuster before,you know, before all that.Was there a reunion?Yeah.Oh, how did that go?
10:18I don't remember that.I wasn't on SMP.I think they raised like 5K.Oh, yeah, it was it for charity.Mm-hmm.Well, that's dope.It's funny.Tanner got in it,
10:29even though he wasn't even in S-WP Live.How didn't do that?I don't know.Oh, yeah, and I had to leave early.Why did I have to leave early?It was for some reason.I was going somewhere special.Going to the mountains?
10:42I don't know.I might have been going to, like, a college or something.I don't even remember.No way.No way, no way.You're not touring at colleges that long ago.It might have been.When was the reunion?
10:52But like2021OhMaybe maybeMaybe maybeMaybe 2020Maybe 2020 actuallyDang SEP live ended in 2019
11:02NoDang.comYeahWaitNoNoYeahIt either ended in like November or January
11:10It wasIt ended in JanuaryBecause that was the timeThat you reached out to meTo play on EarthAfter the MCC eventEarth was in NovemberOf 2020
11:22OhYeahYeahNoDude I don't knowCOVID likePut like three yearsInto one
11:33Like likeCOVIDCOVID ruined my perceptionOf time itselfYeahLikeGoodnessI can't tell
11:40If thing happened in 2019Or2022And now's almost2023It sounds like a fake year2023Actually does
11:49And 2024 doesNo, it doesn't2027, can youShut upThat is a stupidThat is so soonThat's so soon2030
11:59How about that?2030What will even happen in 2030Where will we beIf the Jetsons were right about anythingWe'd have flying carsAnd little robots to help around the houseThat's true
12:11DudeBut I don't knowHave you seen what's been going on recently?Just kidding guysWe're any end timesWe're not making it past 2024unless you're a heathen and an atheist,then you're staying here and surviving through the tribulation.
12:25Have fun with that.Yeah, like, I don't know what's going to happen.Yeah, I'm going to stick around for the tribulation.I think, I feel like every generation goes through that.Every jet.Every jet you'd be going through that, man.But, no, I get, like, my TikTok is just full of this, like,really insightful poetry nowadays.
12:47What?Like, it's interesting.Oh, okay.I'm going to read this, okay?I'm ready.It's going to be a second.I'm going to pay attention.All right.
12:56I'm eating my beef jerky while you say that.I got out of the shower and saw a spider in the bathroom.I quickly grabbed some toilet paper and killed it.I felt bad for the little creature who had to die for the sin of being too close for comfort.And I was scared.I hope it knew the reason as petty as it was that it met his ultimately demise.Or else I suppose I must have cursed fate or God.in its final moment of life, tearfully regretting the cold and random cruelty of the universe.
13:24Next.I got out of the shower and saw a spider in the bathroom.I quickly grabbed toilet paper and attempted to kill it, but it escaped me at first.After trying to lose me in a labyrinth of toothbrushes and face wash, it had nowhere to run until I crushed it.I regretted its death.I regretted its death could not have been swifter.And I can only imagine the terror it fell in its final moments.I'm going to die.
13:47Please don't let me die.God, please help me.I'm going to next.I got out of the shower and saw a spider.Oh my God, I'm already bored of this.We can't do anymore.I didn't have the hard to.It's deep.
13:56I'll read the last slide.What?This is just as long as the first two?I got out of the shower and there may or may not have been a spider in my bathroom.I don't know.I never saw it and it never saw me.Maybe ignorance is all it takes to coexist.As much as we all try to simply be and let be, we can't help hurting each other.
14:13I know I am not a predator, nor am I prey.The spider knows the same of itself.Yeah, we cannot commit.communicate this mutually shared knowledge.We will never truly know the other.If love means to fully understand the essence of another,then there can be no love, no kindness, no warmth,nothing without understanding.
14:32The best thing I can do for a spider is never know it exists.Wow.That was deepest hell.Right.You don't know on my TikTok for you pages?What is it?Really shitty slideshows and the deepest, most darkest,evilest conspiracy theories ever.
14:52Oh, I kind of want conspiracies.That sounds crazy.They're just like pictures.Yeah, I get those.Freemasonry, the elites.COVID was a hoax created the control populations.That's crazy.There's just nuts.
15:09I don't even know if I should be like entertaining it.Mine is like nature content,poetry, those really depressingslideshows, positive slide shows,and then sprinkled in funnies.And that's it.You just going to talk,oh, everything is against me!
15:29And it's like sad music.Yeah.What's the one?It's like, it's like,why do I even try?What are we?I'll just kill me.Over and over.
15:38No, the one of German where it's like,kill me.Please kill me.Just kill me.Dude, don't listen to those.You have so much to live for.They're sad.People actually think that makes me sad.
15:51I know.It's really sad.Like, I post on Instagram and I said,be happy.You have so much life to live and so many experiences to experience.That is so real.Dude, that is so Naruto,and everyone else is a scary.
16:06Literally,literally every single day,think about this.Every single day,there's something new waiting for you.Every single day,no matter how small,no matter how large,
16:14there's something new waiting for you.How do you know that?You don't know anything about me.Yeah.I wake up and do the same repetitive shitand I've been doing for four years.Yeah, and then one day you'll wake upand you'll be like, oh my goodness,
16:26that tree fell over or like,that brick is gone or like,or like, oh, someone put a sticker there.That's cool.I don't have enough brain capacityto think of all that tiny stuff.Or even you'll run into someone.You'll run into like an old friend
16:39or run into someone newand become friends, you know?I want to wake up and see Hoover somewherestanding.Hoover?Yep, Hoover's just around.He's just around forNo reason, but he's in there. He can come over at any time.
16:52Come on over, Hoover. I'm fucking bored.Hoover Axel. Come on over. Come on over.Come on over 24 frames of Nick. Come on.Come on.Beef jerky. This video is sponsored by beef jerky.No, it is not. No.By Gamer stuffs.All right, well, that's about the topics we thought of.
17:13Chainsaw Man.Oh, I haven't actuallyDamnI haven't watched a new episodeYou haven'tDon'tDon't trust me don'tYeah I figured it's just like
17:25A cliffhangerPlotPlot builder oneWhere nothing really happensNo it's actuallyIt gets kind of like fucking nutsBut it's a cliffhangerI haven't seen any of the new ones at all
17:34I don't saw first episodeBut I knowWhatI'm really good at thatHow do you know it's a cliffhanger?Ohliar watch itOh
17:43Have you been watching the new mob?No.I'll explain why.Around the time that mob,so there was a weird grade periodwhere I was like, okay, we're going to watchwe're going to watch Mob with Grunk.We're going to watch Mob with Grunk.
17:57I have to distract myself anything, anything, anything.We're watching Naruto.We started Naruto and we kept going and we finished Narutoand then we went to the shipweree.And we're still going to ship.Yeah.I'm talking like four or five episodes a day.Wow.
18:11And it always has to do with like us eatinglike Tanner and Ithat's so chilloh yeah we're at the part right nowand chippinwhere Nartow gets a little tooupset and he turns a little bit redand he gets a little pissed off
18:24and he shootsa fucking mega laser beamand a snake guyI remember that partyou know the big things that falland block his power thing shotthe big like they're likethe doors
18:37they're big I don't remember what they're calledbut they're little doorsno they look like doors yeah butI wanted to get one.I want an abnormally large thing that, that whatever it's called,and I want it in our backyard, and it's humongous.And if it falls on our house, we all die, no question.Yeah, it just flattened.
18:56The entire house is going to be completely crushed under that.But I just think it would be cool to have it.That would be cool to have.Be a couple billion bucks, a couple million, but a billion dollars.Yeah.Shoot, I was going to say something.I could feel myself turning into, like, a collector.Yeah, collecting is cool.
19:14Collecting is cool.Like when we first moved in, we started watching,we watched every single Pites of the Caribbean all over again.What?Yeah, that was my idea.And then all of a sudden, we started speaking like Davy Jones and Barbosa for like,I think, three weeks.Barbosa's don't want the big hat.
19:37I'm a teepee.I'm a teepee.Time for sweeping that day.Yeah, I don't know what that is.That's just a pirate.Dude, I don't see thieves.Barbosa was the coolest guy every.But because of that, it started like a weird thing where we're like,
19:50let's go to fucking ship in a bottle and put it on top of the far place.And they were like, oh, let's get a huge like tapestry of Davy Jones and put it on this big empty wall that we have.Love the TV.Oh, good.If you think Jesus Christ.Thank the Lord Almighty.Oh, man.But, yeah, one piece right now.
20:12just waiting forWanda to get to the cool part reallyI heard some stuff about redabout the movieI didn't really like redI'll be honestIt was like a musicalAnd there's like every time
20:27The lady started dancingShe was CGIAnd it kind of was really annoyingYeahThat sounds kind of lazyBox office did numbers thoughFor an anime movieYeah
20:37I bet it didAnd like the colors they useIt's just like Strong Worldis so much better. I love that one. Strong World is sick.Strong World, I think, is my favorite. I haven't seen it, though.It's all kidding. I'm kidding.Strong World's good. That's not the one where they fight the bear, right?The big bear. Strong World is the one where they fight the lion.
20:59Oh, yeah. But the guy with the...Is it the guy with the big knives as the feet?Yeah. Yeah.Mm-hmm. Yummy, yummy.What?What are you saying?No, then?Oh shit, I'm getting a call.
21:16It's definitely from CBS.I'm not answering it.Your prescription is ready for pickup.Mm-hmm.I see exactly what they're going to say.I'm not answering to them.I'm not even sure, though.Dude, I'm like...
21:26I'm on methamphetamines.Hmm?Wait, what?No, I lied.My favor is on methamphetamine?No.That's me.Isaac Wise Sol is your verse.
21:38German.On meth?Isaac's why?Naruto Uzumaka would never stand a chance against me when I'm angry and hungry.Dude, like, crackheads actually have real superpowers.Like, they can jump off a 10-story building and survive and just, like, get up and walk.I think that crackheads are just, like, perceived as super, super fucking weird, but they see the world for something nuts.Like, I see, like, the most crazy shit.
22:02Yeah, but, like, at the cost of, like, destroying their entire mental.Yeah.Your body, your mental, your everything.I saw, like, the time lapse of, like, mugger.shots from somebody got like a minor battery charge to like possession of like crack and like theireyebrows are gone and they like yeah they have like they age 40 years somehow yeah i don't know howthey did that sunk in it's not good dude don't don't do don't do crack everyone it will literallyruin your life like actually uh grunk grunk doesn't know yet but he's going to get addicted to
22:38uh opioids in about two days i hope not he's going togonna shave all this hair off, die it pink,and then start wearing drainer gear.I can't do the shaved head.I've realized that I need hair on the side of my head.I need a lot of hair.Also, thoughts on bleaching?I think you should.
23:01Well, this is just me, but I think you should.I think I should too.And then let it grow out, let the roots darken.Yeah.I wanted to dye my hair.I just don't know what the fuck I'd die it.Like at all.Red?
23:15Yeah.That's fucking hell yeah.That's hashtag yeah.Yeah.Yeah.No, I was like more natural color.I was thinking about going to something bananas, like some odd color.Mm-hmm.
23:27Cyan.Bizarro.Oh, dude, imagine.Oh.Rero, no.Oh, I got to talk about this.So, like we said earlier, it is about that time of the year again.You know, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Tista Season 2 Be Jolly.
23:40Falala, la, la, la, falafelafel.But it's also that time of the year where I am going to be up for several nights in a row.Editing and recording lastly V.C. 3, which is super duper exciting. We are very excited.We don't know when we're going to record it right now, but I have a basic upload date, which will be after Christmas.I had it before Christmas.What? Not 25th?No. The thing is, I'm thinking like everyone's with their family, you know. Everyone's enjoying the time. You know, I can imagine some people go in their room, but like if you think about it, like everyone's enjoying the time with family and then they have Christmas. And what about those days after Christmas that are so boring before New Year's. There's like a, there's a gray spot. And I'm going to fill that great spot, baby. I'm going to feel it. Feel it. Will it be longer than the last one you think? Like length?Um, it
24:38Not like video length, not likeChallenge lengthProbably notWe get very tiredYeah video lengthWe'll seeI don't knowI have a lot of plans
24:49A lot of big plansBut I also have some really big plansBut umWhat was I going?Where was I going with this?UmTis the seasonTo stay up late
25:00Is this season stay upOhI don't even rememberI'm gonna be realI forgetCompletely.But yeah, that's exciting.Super dope.
25:09Yeah.We have a lot of cool stuffhappening in the next few months.And I still gotta go visit you guys.We do.When are you going to do that?Maybe over a break?Oh, I'm Marie Salab.
25:22Hello, this is a courtesy call from CVS.CVS.Pharmacy for Isaac.We're calling to inform you that your prescription orderstarts with letters T is availablefor pickup at CVS.Wait.Is it available now?
25:37Everyone rating the CVS for the Isaac White prescription?Yes.It starts with D.What's it, dick?I got prescribed dick.Not.B. B. B. B. Buffy.Oh, my God.
25:51B. B. Buffy.Grunk more like a wonk for that one.That sounds like a slur.What's the fuck?Wonk.A wonk.Nah, I think it sounds fine.Really?
26:02Yeah.I mean, there's what it is.Anyways, yeah.Rwantleavis C.Super dope.Super excited.I'm actually curious what you guys are expecting to see.Because I set the bar really fucking high last year.
26:17Yeah, he did.Really, really high.Let's just say that bar is going down, down, down, down.Let's just say that bar is staying high and going higher.No way?Well, yeah, I could release.Actually, I'm not going to tell you guys.I would.
26:31I'm not telling you guys.Some things have to be secret, secret, secret.So things have to stay normal.Mm-hmm.Oh, my goodness.What?It's it's podcasts are different with two people.Podcasts are different.
26:45It feels like I'm doing a lot of talking.You are.I think your word count is already a sky sky high rocket rocket sky high.We still have 30 minutes left.I don't think this is going to be a very long.We can cut it in 45.There's no way you can.We'll see.
26:58We'll see where the wind takes us.Yep.Um,oh yeah.Oh, wait, I can't talk about any new video.My new video?Yeah.We could talk about it.
27:12So, um...You guys are going to be my gagly gang of goons.Gaggly gang of goons.I had, um...I did a little bit of a...How long are there the...How long are there this shopping segment's going to be?I'm gonna say maybe...
27:25Uh, five minutes.Just like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.You know, I don't want to keep it too long.But anyways, uh, I had me and my, uh...My crew here, yummy and grunk included.Uh, make food.on Discord.I know that sounds a lot like quackety, but it's not.
27:42You got a, you got to hang in, hanging with me.I had to make an appetizer, an entree, and a dessert,all under, like, an hour each.Which doesn't sound that hard, but trust me, it was.Crunk didn't even know that they had a pizza slicer until, like, yesterday.I didn't even...Dude, I had to take the pizza dough and let it thaw for, like, an hour or two,and I just took it out of the fridge.
28:09still turned out goodpizza turned out greatI'm really really bummed about thatSpongeBob thingYeahI might try again one dayYeahTwitter users will know
28:21That Grunk got something in the mailI ordered Grunk and yummyAnd Our House butGrunk and yummyAprons and HatsExcept I forgot about Grunk's hatWe'll get into thatEverybody saw this funny
28:33little fucking SpongeBobSkillet for making a pancakeAnd I was likeThat's gonna beThat's sweetSo I bought it.And let's just say it's a little bit harder than it seems.Yeah, I think I really messed it up bad.
28:48Yeah, because you're supposed to leave it in the oven for like, what, two hours?No.Like, I don't know how it works because it's a skillet.So you take it out and then pour the pancake batter in.And it's supposed to like cook.But I either waited too long or didn't wait long enough or I just simply did not put enough vegetable oil or olive oil or whatever.I really don't know what it could have been.Me neither.
29:11It could have been, um, just of, it might not have been in as long.It might have.Ah, there's just, there's so much.There's so much it could have been.It's just, I don't know.But, yeah, that video is going to be super, uh, fun to see when it's done being edited.It's not going to be fun editing that at all.You got it.
29:33I said, go.That'll be okay.Yeah.Yeah, that's fun.And then we have, um,Oh, what is stuff really doing?He's doing something.Oh, he's doing something huge.
29:45This weekend.Oh, three days.What the age?What day is it?Wednesday.Oh, my God.There's no way we get this.All right.
29:55Well, this weekend on the 19th of Saturday,you may start seeing a little bit of teasers about a new upcoming project of his.That is super dope.Not going to talk about it too much.Actually, I will.We're going to be trying out.we're going to be doing anotheralbum finally
30:13after fucking years.Yeah.I hope that's public information.I think it is becauseit has to be, right?It has to be,Shirley.Surely it is.
30:22Surely it is.Surely it is.We have a whole bunch of really cool peoplecoming out.Drake is getting on it.And Tyler Ninja Blevinsis also going to be here.And
30:34grunk's friend Bryson too.Oh, really?Yep.He didn't tell you?No, he didn't.Oh, my fault.Yeah, I think I just ruined it, though.Oh.
30:46Russian's coming out.He's doing this track on Grunk.No.No.He wouldn't.Oh.Mm.All you rising juniors and seniors take AP psych.
31:01Best class I've ever taken.I concur with that statement.It's the most I've ever learned.It's like the most I've ever remembered.I learned so muchSo much about human behaviorsAndEverything from psych
31:17My first one and onlySight class taught me I think more than any classAnd in the world I've ever takenLiterally and it like stuckIt stuck soSo wellI did so well in that classI loved it
31:28YeahTeacher's coolMm-hmmSubject is coolIt's really likeIt's easy tooIt's AP like ooh AP scaryNo you can literally do it
31:38It's literally likeYou do termthen you listen to a lectureand the lecture is not likesit there, listen to him, guy.There's little tiny mini psych experimentslike tucked into the lecture.So you do like experiments and stuff during it.
31:53Then you just do a test and repeat.Yeah, it's that easy.Regurgitate the information.My professor over at my old collegewas known around the officeas the human lie detector.And he taught us how to do it,how to how to figure out if someone's lying and there are certain things body language uh blah blah
32:17blah all this stuff that people or he could pick up on uh and i forget every single bit ofinformation you told me about it so sorry well i was gonna help you guys but i don't even rememberanything so dude i am so bad at lying like about serious things that i like like i i get asked aquestion and I'll be like no and then I'll just start smiling like really really wide and it'sit it doesn't help but I don't I don't lie often so it's chill I only lie when it's eithera surprise or that's pretty much it surprise you know what's such a difficult situationwhenever whenever someone you're watching a show with someone or something and you've alreadywatched it and they're like oh oh does this guy do this and you can't be like you can't be like
33:08you can't be like no or yeshe can be like maybethat is so tricky and maybe justmeans like yes basicallyso it's like every single time I say maybe about thosequestions it's always a yesand if someone asks me if he does this I say noyeah yeah exactly I don't know
33:24why I do that it's just a dead giveawayI do the same thingdoes Vin Diesel die in Fest and Furious 11maybeSpoilers does heor maybe I should just say I don't rememberbut like I would remember something like thatyou definitely would yeah
33:40I don't think there's a single movieI've watched I don't rememberlike certain things aboutalso who the fuck asked me about likelike what's gonna happen in the moviehow bored do you watch the movietrue also who does that periodI've never like I've never like
33:56looked over to my dad as like a tiny littleteenager been likedoes Jack Sparrow get blown up by the cannongrow up watchI hope my dad would just slap me in my mouth if I said thatwatch the watch the dangThe dang movie.Speaking of movies.
34:12Well, we're just on the roll today.Smile.I haven't watched that.Is he good?No.Oh.Sorry, viewers at home, if you haven't seen Smile,it is fucking terrifying.
34:28And that's, that's it.Hey, don't do that.Don't look at me like that.Who's behind me?Huh?Oh!Okay, I'm done.I was like looking at my watch
34:452324I thought that I was dreamingwhen you said you love meYeah smileSmile was goodWhat movies are thereLike out
34:56What are good movies there outLike AdamI don't know about anything aboutI heard Black PantherIt's just likeIt's a good memorialBut a bad movieWhich is just kind of
35:05All Marvel movies nowadaysAll Marvel moviesMoviesBut like Marf heads are in the dust right nowMarv headsBut there's like no movies period right nowWhere my DC or is atThe what
35:29The DCersThe DC universeOh yeah Batman was good apparentlyEveryone raise your handsSo I can slap you in the mouthFor being a DC fanIs your issueI like Batman because he has nothing powerful and special about him
35:43He's like a rich buff guyweapons, dude.Well, yeah.Let's see Superman versus Batman.That was a thing, wasn't it?That was a thing.How about how fuck was that a thing?Three movies.
35:54Three movies about the world's most average guywho has money versus like a superherowho could shoot lasers out of his face.Superman versus...That was a crazy.I forgot that happened.I watched that movie, too.Wait, there are two movies.
36:08Oh, we got a 6.4 out of 10.29% on Rotten Tomatoes.Oh, man.Yeah, probably not the best.movie ever made. But why? Why? It's like they're trying to be Godzilla versus King Kong.Godzilla versus King Kong also dumb mashup.Wow. It's like a big monkey versus a super lizard.People just want to see like big guys fighting. They want to see like their idols, not idols, but like, you know, powerful things.
36:32I don't know. How boring. It's like, well, it's most, that's like Mort from Madagascar versus like Jesus Christ second coming.Like, why would you want to watch? Bort is going to lose.Morton's going to get stomped on.What's his name?Is this Mort?This is Mort?It's more.It's just funny.
36:54It's a stupid name.I agree.Yeah, thank you.Stupid name.I thought that I was dreamingwhen you said you love...Frank Ocean is so good.Show me Frank Ocean on a map.
37:12Hmm?Frank Ocean is actually an ocean in one person.No, it's not, is it?Yeah.It's one of the new ones.We're going to Frank Ocean.You're right. You're bad lying.Like that is, it's in the new one.
37:35Luffy, what is Frank Ocean?Right after the grand line, Luffy crossed, he had his street for Frank Ocean.Sanji's dream was to see Frank OceanThat's stupidI forgot they all I dreamI haven't watched One piece in so goddamn longYou gotta watch it soonI know
37:58Wano's gonna be done in like JuneIs it?Yeah, I look at a projectionThat's actually doableThat's pretty doable I'd sayIt's pretty coolWhat I mean doable?I mean I wouldn't mind waiting until June
38:10to see the end of WanaOh okayThat'll be what like50 episodes you have to watch.Here's my 10 cents question.How many episodes do you think they have done but haven't released?I'd say they have a backload of maybe30 or five.
38:29No.30?30, yeah.30?Mm-hmm.I'd say so.Oh, man, that much.Because they're going to hire really, really good animators for the last fight of Wano.
38:40And that's not the same studio that works on One Piece itself.Is it not?No.I don't think TV to I mean TV Tokyo does it but they have like a whole other like really expensivefucking department to take care of that it's like movie production so I bet you the samemotherfuckers that were working on red are you to working on that now they're in in red there'sonly like one crazy animation part I heard it and uh what's his face showed upcan't really say the name be spoiling alerts true ow haven't seen it though I got to start
39:12watching stuff and you consume more media I'm like I'mI'm watching more entertainment.Dude, I don't really know what to watch right now.I'm kind of like in a weird spot.Why?I want to watch Bleach.I don't know why I've been at weird spice.Bleach is really good.
39:26I'm watching One Piece Again with a friend.All over again?Yeah, we're on episode like 13.Oh my God.I guess I'm gonna.We watched, dude, we watched eight episodes in one sitting, which was a lot.That was a lot.Eight one-piece episodes, yeah
39:46I should dragActually, though the first couple aren't dragsOnce you get to I thinkFishman, not Fishman IslandYeah, Fishman IslandWith a...Albaasta is really goodAlbaasta was fun
39:59We're just saying you're talking aboutOne Piece on the podcastSkypeia was okayI likedWho's that guyUltimate Riz LordThe electricity guyOh, uh, Inaru
40:14EmiruI'm a Roo from TwitchOne PieceYeahOhYeahYeahWell anyways
40:29WellSo is your dayDudeMy day todayThe 2 minute podcastIt was all rightIt wasUm
40:43You failed your calculus testAnd that was itYeahEven daysEven days have got to be the worst days everLike compared to odd daysI literallyLike on calendar days
40:54Like even in oddThat's how our classes workAre evens Tuesdays and Thursdays?No evens are like the 16th or the 18thOr the 20thWhat the fuck?In the odds are 18th 17th16th the evens are annoying
41:09YeahEvens are terrible because I haveI have anatomyWhich is fineAnd then I haveCalculatingAP calculus,and then I have
41:19Dull enrollmentAmerican and Britishliterature,which is terrible.But then onodd days,all I have isU.S.
41:26government and psych,and that's likethe easiest thing ever,so I get to leave early.It's crazyI wake up at 7 for that.Yeah,I get up at 720.
41:37Get to schoollike 805.8.05.Dang,how don't I get readyso fast?I'm insane.I think you just
41:46get put into autopilot.I do. I wake up. This is my routine. Wake up. That's it.Wake up. Uh, shower. No, wake up, get clothes for the day. Shower. Put on clothes for the day.Brush teeth. Put on deodorant. All that. Maybe shave if I need to. And then I go downstairs,pack my Chromebook, pack my lunch, put on my backpack, walk out the door, get in my car,turn it on back out of the drivewayand then drive to school.Yeah, it's pretty solid.
42:23You're a senior, right?Yeah.Did you get to decorate your silly little stupid parking space?No.Not yet, at least.Not yet.What do you?I don't know if we do that.
42:34What did you get?Did you get anything for being a senior?We get to leave three minutes early.Whoa!That's actually a big help.I get out of the parking lot like literally so early.I'm so fast.I park at the front, so I'm chilling.
42:46Well, that's good.I know that a lot of schools do the whole parking spot thing, you know?And then, like, next year you get the paint over, whoever the fuck senior was last year.That'd be cool.My school.And then you redo it.Not my school, though.Not my school, though.
43:03Not my school, though.Not my school.Nope.We have AP Calc.We have AP Calc.We have AP Calc.Okay.Oh, my God.
43:13Like, my core hurts so bad.That stretch just tore.dab.Oh, I'm doing a muscle unit in anatomyand it kind of sucks.Muscle.The names of the muscles are like insane.They're all in Latin, I think, right?
43:27Yeah, it's like.It's like gluteous maximus.Like radiolongus.Yep.Macalotoid or something.Yeah, that's all Latin.Have you ever taken a Latin class at all?Dude, it helps.
43:40Oh my God.I can't even like describe to you.I have like six or seven years of Latinunder my belt.No way.Yeah, it was true.I went to a private school for a whole bunch of years, and they taught Latin in the private school.You're cute.
43:55Shout out, I can't say his name.They taught Latin at my school, but I just did Spanish.Spanish, it's like Latin is what all of the English language.Yeah, Latin is a root of everything.Like Spanish.I don't know about French.Dead language, L.Yeah, dead language.
44:11Who cares about that?Salway.Sao way.I hear the teacher in the.the hallway say that theygo to that wayI don't know why they decided to make the V's Wback then they're idiots that confused the fuck
44:24out of me old English is terribleOld English should stay old and diePass away leave leaveSummertimeGive herJust a night night nightSummertime sadnessI got that summer time
44:40Sadness I'm not looking forward to adding this videoI'll be realAnd also I'm very lonely in this houseI am aloneAnd I'm sadBack in the original daysNot evenI used to have like Ambien upstairs
44:54Which would be my parentsTrueOr my dogs running aroundThe pug factoryThe pug factoryThey've onlyThey've only been gone for likeNot even
45:03Not 12 hoursLike six hoursNo fiveAnd I'm all aloneSadThe hell is my dealYou have meOh
45:14The miseryEverybodyWhat are we, an enemy?No friends.All right.I think, honestly, it's about that time.Night, night, night.It's about that time.
45:25In a minute, I'm gonna minute, man a minute, pull me up.Feel it sexy and I'm busy.Pull me up.Wait.Wait, what's an activity we could do?Um, um, oh, let's do it.Let's do those stories where we go back and forth and say a word each.Okay.
45:47This is the last activity that we're calling it.Let's do it really long.Like a super long story.A 15 minute story.Drive the podcast listeners out the window.Let's do it.Let's do it.All right, all right.
45:57All right.You want to start?The.Is that what you said?Yeah, the.Oh, okay.Dick.Walked.
46:14Go ahead.Walked.What?Away from my.Harry.Balls.Story's freaking sweet.And then it.
46:46Attacked.ThePresidentTax ShmoshmidenYou want to start overYeahAll right, new storyOr another
47:14New startOnceUponA timeOhIt's one wordA timeUh there
47:29OneA.Small.He wouldn't dare.Dick, Steve.AndItjumped
48:04PoohaIntoThat's one word.APoolI can't say it.I can't say it.Adults.
48:30Adults?A pool of everyone over the age of 18.Oh, oh.You gotta be careful.You have to specify.Yeah.They.Uh, were.
48:48Afraid.Of.The.Small.Dick.Your mom's huge perk up.Um.Police.
49:04Uh.arrestedTheAll right everyoneWe are going to wrap upThe group chat podcast todayOh seven dead eight injuredIn arrest of the small dick
49:31That jumped out of someone's pantsThank you grunk for joining meThis fine eveningI think you're burning meActually thank you for joining meActually thank you for joining meActually let's just bro fist it out and use code groupFor 10% off our next order
49:44We can do it for itI'm not doing that for no 10 minutesOkay all rightAll right.That's true.We'll call it a short one because it's only us.You know, it is what it is.We did our best.
49:53We did our best.Let us know the comments below.We'll see you next week for Thanksgiving.Oh, wow.Yeah, we're going to have to record that podcast very early.We cannot forget about that.That's true.We're going to do it on like Sunday because everyone leaves Monday.
50:09Don't let us sneak up on us.Don't let sneak up on you now.All right.We'll see you guys around.Use Go Group 10% off.Yeah.Farewell.Goodbye.
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