The Group Chat - #32 - GRUNK HAS TAKEN OVER!

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. We're doing an intro again. Hey, it happens. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Me and Grunk for another. It's a special episode. It is.

I mean, no, it's always been like this because we carry. Yes, we do. I've never missed a podcast episode of my life. What the hell? I missed one because it was out of my control. He missed one because you're out of my control. He had a calculus, a calculon test the next day. I did have a calculus.

Speaking of which, I had a calculator on test today, which, um, told me how that one. Got a 60 on. Okay. No, it's not bad. He's dropping out. Dude, you know it's bad when the kid behind me, the, like, super smart, like, genius also got a 60. So, like, I'm winning.

The most worrying thing in school, you're doing a test, and you hear the smart kid go, whew! You're like, fuck. You hear the smart kid tab and his pencil and, like, bump in the, his leg. It's crazy. It's crazy. Calculus.

Do not take AP Calculus if you do not have to. I'm telling you this now. Do not waste your time doing that. It's not worth it. Not worth it. That's my... Welcome back to episode 32.

1. 31. 21? No way. We're on 31. We're on 32. Okay. Maybe it's 32.

I don't remember. A big shout out to GamerSups. Shout out. For sponsoring this podcast, as always. me and grunk live off of the shit. I mean stuff. Look at that. Code group for 10% off.

I recorded Isaac's video yesterday on this, on that. You can, yeah. There's a whole lot to talk about. A very, very busy week. And that is why it's only grunk and I. That's true. So without giving away too much information, because it is a little bit of a surprise.

Yummy, Larry, Tanner, and Soft Willy are not here. Right now. That's all I can really say My house had to go grab a flight And they needed someone to stay back And, you know, man the castle And manned the castle I am doing Hold down the fort

Yep, editing a little bit here and there Yep It's a crazy Editing what, Isaac? Edding what? Okay, well, I'm not telling you. No, it's a surprise. This is a whole secret of podcast.

All right, all right, all right. Secret secret. Full of secrets. Full of secrets. I am joined today by beef tender by terriaki, Jackling, Steep, Turkey. And oh my God.

Notice how. This guy eats literally every podcast. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm a hungry guy. I guess we do record around dinner time. We do. Not my fault.

I guess that checks out. Yeah, not your fault. But anyways, we have zero topics. Mm-hmm. But. It's going to be a little bit of a yolo-wing-it episode. Yeah. Which always somehow tend to work out.

They do. Those are our best ones, I think. I think so. Yeah. Oh, my, they're so good. You all got to get the beef. Sender bites, jacklings, beef jerky. I've never even heard of those.

They're like little nuggets of beef, like terriaki beef jerky. They're just so good. That sounds pretty good. Dude, there's a kid at my lunch table who pulls out beef jerky every glass. Beef jerky is like freaking sweet. It's like the best of the first. Like you can eat it in a billion years.

Like you can put it in a box and then eat it a billion years later. Yeah, I could put this under my bed, forget about it for six years to come back and just open and eat it. Or just keep it open and then eat it. Dude, that's a super food. It's actually a super food.

It's like, it's among the greats when it comes to the apocalypse food. You have canned corn and Jack Link's beef jerky. Yep. And that's it. That's all you name. Do you remember Bigfoot beef jerky? Beef jerky. In the commercials where, like, it was Bigfoot.

I remember when, do you remember the gorilla that scared everyone when he wanted you to buy his grilla glue? Gorilla glue. Yeah. Let me reenact that. Sorry, say something You're like in peril Oh, okay

Oh my God I just dropped a plate Whatever will I do I need to fix it That's exactly how the commercials went It's just this big humongous gorilla coming out Boo!

And now is that That's how it was Yeah, it's almost that that time of the season again The time of the year It is coming up on Thanksgiving and then Christmas

That'll be I think Christmas this year Or the holiday season Will be like a particularly Cozy one I hope to God it will be Like I'm feeling it in my bones Like it's just gonna

It's already cold right now it's literally It's 45 outside and tomorrow morning it's gonna be 28 20 hell no I gotta check how come does it here 50 Yeah It's pretty cold here in Texas Yeah that's cold for Texas

Yeah But, like, I'm sensing world record amounts of snow. Like, you're not even going to be able to get out of your house everywhere. I hope it snows in Austin so I could flex the fact that I can drive in the snow and no one else here can. You know, school shut down for like two and a half weeks

and I'm out getting my fucking 7-Eleven slurpee. Why would I? Why would I? Why would 7-Eleven be open if, like, most people can't drive in the snow? Oh, I don't know. I'm just, you know, I'm just thinking like it'd be cool. Everyone's like, look at that guy. You all like driving in a snow and it's like a fucking miracle.

No one knows how to do it. Yeah, it'd be sick, actually A lot of time it snowed in Texas, didn't like everyone's pipes freeze? Yeah, like it was one of the worst things to ever happen to Texas. Like, literally like Their infrastructure was not prepared for that.

I'll tell you what. They weren't ready for that. That's right. They weren't ready to have that conversation. How could global warming be? I'm kidding. But, yeah, I think it'll be a good time. My friend, he said,

so his friend like lives out in the, out in the country and they apparently like just tie sleds to the back of ATVs and just that's fucking sick. That's so cool. Yeah. I've always wanted to have a snowmobile just going like a really dangerous mountain. That'd be nuts.

Oh, dangerous mountain. No, thank you. I've seen those videos of avalanche where they're just walking and it's like and it like. Okay, real, real talk. If you are ever stuck in an avalanche, you deserve it. You just get out. What? You just help yourself out.

Deserved it. I don't know about this. It's not that hard, guys. If you're stuck, if you're stuck in an avalanche, just be better. Yeah, if you're stuck under like three tons of snow, just get yourself out. Just get yourself out. If you're home, buy a home. Not hard.

Take notes, group chat podcast. We're always talking about. All right, that's about all the time we have today. Thank you, thank you all for tuning in. We are seven minutes into this podcast. Like, it's going to last longer than half an hour. I don't know what we're going to talk about. We should play a game or something.

Play a game. We should pull the sleep deprived. Yeah, like. But then the audio. listeners will really be hurting then. Oh yeah. All they're going to hear is like, oh, oh, dude, you know what I haven't played in a long time? What?

Bed Wars. Oh. That? Bed Wars. That was actually a fun time, I'll be honest. Bed Wars was. Oh, my God. I hated it.

But I love it. Really? Yeah, it was on the same love-hate relationship that Overwatch is on. I agree. agree. Because like, it's so fun. Whatever you're just like, whatever you're having fun, you're having so much fun. Oh, whenever you're not.

That's the most realest thing I've ever heard. Whenever you're having fun, you're having fun. But whenever you're not having fun, you're just not. Exactly. And everyone will know what I mean. I wish Larry was here because he played Bed Wars out of all of us, I think the most. And he got really worked up about it.

He was getting pissed. He would, like, holes breath through. Oh yeah, he would be like I can't like reenact the mouse because I'm gonna end a pro something like a there's a there's a clip of me playing bad words with you guys on stream

and I like died and I like flailed back in my chair out of rage. You know what I found recently? I was going through my what did you do? What just? What happened? I flung I re-

Oh, you flung out of your chair. Yeah. What was I saying? Oh, um, speaking of old streams. I came upon a video on my downloads folder that I deleted, but it's on Google Drive, so it's all good. Um, of a stream. It was a stream of me and Larry playing on S&P Earth. No way. Yep. Four hours long. We're just doing stupid shit. Sylvie's there.

No way. Yeah. The classic. That's so crazy. It was, it was a fun. on a bun, dude. Bro, Minecraft. We played Minecraft so much. That was like the origin story, I think. Yeah, definitely. The origin. Now look at us.

Now look at us. Anything that's changed about your room since back in the day are those two flags. We got one piece. We got ISO speed. No, actually, though, David Jones. Realistically, this wall right here where my couches has changed. It used to be,

it used to be a shelf right here I'm not even kidding like a yeah that was like two years 2019 right no 20 um 20 20 20 20 early 2020 probably yeah

and now I have shelves all on the corners and stuff crazy it's fucking nuts that was crazy the good times the simpler times

of Minecraft when things were simple when life was easy I forgot I'm so deep we have to make us and peerth too

and milk that joke again on Twitter. I feel like that's going to be like a high school reunion. Blockbuster. You think so? No. If we invited all the people that were originally on, SMPIRTH?

Dude, no. No. There's already been an SEP live reunion. And that would be the big blockbuster before, you know, before all that. Was there a reunion? Yeah. Oh, how did that go?

I don't remember that. I wasn't on SMP. I think they raised like 5K. Oh, yeah, it was it for charity. Mm-hmm. Well, that's dope. It's funny. Tanner got in it,

even though he wasn't even in S-WP Live. How didn't do that? I don't know. Oh, yeah, and I had to leave early. Why did I have to leave early? It was for some reason. I was going somewhere special. Going to the mountains?

I don't know. I might have been going to, like, a college or something. I don't even remember. No way. No way, no way. You're not touring at colleges that long ago. It might have been. When was the reunion?

But like 2021 Oh Maybe maybe Maybe maybe Maybe 2020 Maybe 2020 actually Dang SEP live ended in 2019

No Dang.com Yeah Wait No No Yeah It either ended in like November or January

It was It ended in January Because that was the time That you reached out to me To play on Earth After the MCC event Earth was in November Of 2020

Oh Yeah Yeah No Dude I don't know COVID like Put like three years Into one

Like like COVID COVID ruined my perception Of time itself Yeah Like Goodness I can't tell

If thing happened in 2019 Or 2022 And now's almost 2023 It sounds like a fake year 2023 Actually does

And 2024 does No, it doesn't 2027, can you Shut up That is a stupid That is so soon That's so soon 2030

How about that? 2030 What will even happen in 2030 Where will we be If the Jetsons were right about anything We'd have flying cars And little robots to help around the house That's true

Dude But I don't know Have you seen what's been going on recently? Just kidding guys We're any end times We're not making it past 2024 unless you're a heathen and an atheist, then you're staying here and surviving through the tribulation.

Have fun with that. Yeah, like, I don't know what's going to happen. Yeah, I'm going to stick around for the tribulation. I think, I feel like every generation goes through that. Every jet. Every jet you'd be going through that, man. But, no, I get, like, my TikTok is just full of this, like, really insightful poetry nowadays.

What? Like, it's interesting. Oh, okay. I'm going to read this, okay? I'm ready. It's going to be a second. I'm going to pay attention. All right.

I'm eating my beef jerky while you say that. I got out of the shower and saw a spider in the bathroom. I quickly grabbed some toilet paper and killed it. I felt bad for the little creature who had to die for the sin of being too close for comfort. And I was scared. I hope it knew the reason as petty as it was that it met his ultimately demise. Or else I suppose I must have cursed fate or God. in its final moment of life, tearfully regretting the cold and random cruelty of the universe.

Next. I got out of the shower and saw a spider in the bathroom. I quickly grabbed toilet paper and attempted to kill it, but it escaped me at first. After trying to lose me in a labyrinth of toothbrushes and face wash, it had nowhere to run until I crushed it. I regretted its death. I regretted its death could not have been swifter. And I can only imagine the terror it fell in its final moments. I'm going to die.

Please don't let me die. God, please help me. I'm going to next. I got out of the shower and saw a spider. Oh my God, I'm already bored of this. We can't do anymore. I didn't have the hard to. It's deep.

I'll read the last slide. What? This is just as long as the first two? I got out of the shower and there may or may not have been a spider in my bathroom. I don't know. I never saw it and it never saw me. Maybe ignorance is all it takes to coexist. As much as we all try to simply be and let be, we can't help hurting each other.

I know I am not a predator, nor am I prey. The spider knows the same of itself. Yeah, we cannot commit. communicate this mutually shared knowledge. We will never truly know the other. If love means to fully understand the essence of another, then there can be no love, no kindness, no warmth, nothing without understanding.

The best thing I can do for a spider is never know it exists. Wow. That was deepest hell. Right. You don't know on my TikTok for you pages? What is it? Really shitty slideshows and the deepest, most darkest, evilest conspiracy theories ever.

Oh, I kind of want conspiracies. That sounds crazy. They're just like pictures. Yeah, I get those. Freemasonry, the elites. COVID was a hoax created the control populations. That's crazy. There's just nuts.

I don't even know if I should be like entertaining it. Mine is like nature content, poetry, those really depressing slideshows, positive slide shows, and then sprinkled in funnies. And that's it. You just going to talk, oh, everything is against me!

And it's like sad music. Yeah. What's the one? It's like, it's like, why do I even try? What are we? I'll just kill me. Over and over.

No, the one of German where it's like, kill me. Please kill me. Just kill me. Dude, don't listen to those. You have so much to live for. They're sad. People actually think that makes me sad.

I know. It's really sad. Like, I post on Instagram and I said, be happy. You have so much life to live and so many experiences to experience. That is so real. Dude, that is so Naruto, and everyone else is a scary.

Literally, literally every single day, think about this. Every single day, there's something new waiting for you. Every single day, no matter how small, no matter how large,

there's something new waiting for you. How do you know that? You don't know anything about me. Yeah. I wake up and do the same repetitive shit and I've been doing for four years. Yeah, and then one day you'll wake up and you'll be like, oh my goodness,

that tree fell over or like, that brick is gone or like, or like, oh, someone put a sticker there. That's cool. I don't have enough brain capacity to think of all that tiny stuff. Or even you'll run into someone. You'll run into like an old friend

or run into someone new and become friends, you know? I want to wake up and see Hoover somewhere standing. Hoover? Yep, Hoover's just around. He's just around for No reason, but he's in there. He can come over at any time.

Come on over, Hoover. I'm fucking bored. Hoover Axel. Come on over. Come on over. Come on over 24 frames of Nick. Come on. Come on. Beef jerky. This video is sponsored by beef jerky. No, it is not. No. By Gamer stuffs. All right, well, that's about the topics we thought of.

Chainsaw Man. Oh, I haven't actually Damn I haven't watched a new episode You haven't Don't Don't trust me don't Yeah I figured it's just like

A cliffhanger Plot Plot builder one Where nothing really happens No it's actually It gets kind of like fucking nuts But it's a cliffhanger I haven't seen any of the new ones at all

I don't saw first episode But I know What I'm really good at that How do you know it's a cliffhanger? Oh liar watch it Oh

Have you been watching the new mob? No. I'll explain why. Around the time that mob, so there was a weird grade period where I was like, okay, we're going to watch we're going to watch Mob with Grunk. We're going to watch Mob with Grunk.

I have to distract myself anything, anything, anything. We're watching Naruto. We started Naruto and we kept going and we finished Naruto and then we went to the shipweree. And we're still going to ship. Yeah. I'm talking like four or five episodes a day. Wow.

And it always has to do with like us eating like Tanner and I that's so chill oh yeah we're at the part right now and chippin where Nartow gets a little too upset and he turns a little bit red and he gets a little pissed off

and he shoots a fucking mega laser beam and a snake guy I remember that part you know the big things that fall and block his power thing shot the big like they're like the doors

they're big I don't remember what they're called but they're little doors no they look like doors yeah but I wanted to get one. I want an abnormally large thing that, that whatever it's called, and I want it in our backyard, and it's humongous. And if it falls on our house, we all die, no question. Yeah, it just flattened.

The entire house is going to be completely crushed under that. But I just think it would be cool to have it. That would be cool to have. Be a couple billion bucks, a couple million, but a billion dollars. Yeah. Shoot, I was going to say something. I could feel myself turning into, like, a collector. Yeah, collecting is cool.

Collecting is cool. Like when we first moved in, we started watching, we watched every single Pites of the Caribbean all over again. What? Yeah, that was my idea. And then all of a sudden, we started speaking like Davy Jones and Barbosa for like, I think, three weeks. Barbosa's don't want the big hat.

I'm a teepee. I'm a teepee. Time for sweeping that day. Yeah, I don't know what that is. That's just a pirate. Dude, I don't see thieves. Barbosa was the coolest guy every. But because of that, it started like a weird thing where we're like,

let's go to fucking ship in a bottle and put it on top of the far place. And they were like, oh, let's get a huge like tapestry of Davy Jones and put it on this big empty wall that we have. Love the TV. Oh, good. If you think Jesus Christ. Thank the Lord Almighty. Oh, man. But, yeah, one piece right now.

just waiting for Wanda to get to the cool part really I heard some stuff about red about the movie I didn't really like red I'll be honest It was like a musical And there's like every time

The lady started dancing She was CGI And it kind of was really annoying Yeah That sounds kind of lazy Box office did numbers though For an anime movie Yeah

I bet it did And like the colors they use It's just like Strong World is so much better. I love that one. Strong World is sick. Strong World, I think, is my favorite. I haven't seen it, though. It's all kidding. I'm kidding. Strong World's good. That's not the one where they fight the bear, right? The big bear. Strong World is the one where they fight the lion.

Oh, yeah. But the guy with the... Is it the guy with the big knives as the feet? Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yummy, yummy. What? What are you saying? No, then? Oh shit, I'm getting a call.

It's definitely from CBS. I'm not answering it. Your prescription is ready for pickup. Mm-hmm. I see exactly what they're going to say. I'm not answering to them. I'm not even sure, though. Dude, I'm like...

I'm on methamphetamines. Hmm? Wait, what? No, I lied. My favor is on methamphetamine? No. That's me. Isaac Wise Sol is your verse.

German. On meth? Isaac's why? Naruto Uzumaka would never stand a chance against me when I'm angry and hungry. Dude, like, crackheads actually have real superpowers. Like, they can jump off a 10-story building and survive and just, like, get up and walk. I think that crackheads are just, like, perceived as super, super fucking weird, but they see the world for something nuts. Like, I see, like, the most crazy shit.

Yeah, but, like, at the cost of, like, destroying their entire mental. Yeah. Your body, your mental, your everything. I saw, like, the time lapse of, like, mugger. shots from somebody got like a minor battery charge to like possession of like crack and like their eyebrows are gone and they like yeah they have like they age 40 years somehow yeah i don't know how they did that sunk in it's not good dude don't don't do don't do crack everyone it will literally ruin your life like actually uh grunk grunk doesn't know yet but he's going to get addicted to

uh opioids in about two days i hope not he's going to gonna shave all this hair off, die it pink, and then start wearing drainer gear. I can't do the shaved head. I've realized that I need hair on the side of my head. I need a lot of hair. Also, thoughts on bleaching? I think you should.

Well, this is just me, but I think you should. I think I should too. And then let it grow out, let the roots darken. Yeah. I wanted to dye my hair. I just don't know what the fuck I'd die it. Like at all. Red?

Yeah. That's fucking hell yeah. That's hashtag yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was like more natural color. I was thinking about going to something bananas, like some odd color. Mm-hmm.

Cyan. Bizarro. Oh, dude, imagine. Oh. Rero, no. Oh, I got to talk about this. So, like we said earlier, it is about that time of the year again. You know, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Tista Season 2 Be Jolly.

Falala, la, la, la, falafelafel. But it's also that time of the year where I am going to be up for several nights in a row. Editing and recording lastly V.C. 3, which is super duper exciting. We are very excited. We don't know when we're going to record it right now, but I have a basic upload date, which will be after Christmas. I had it before Christmas. What? Not 25th? No. The thing is, I'm thinking like everyone's with their family, you know. Everyone's enjoying the time. You know, I can imagine some people go in their room, but like if you think about it, like everyone's enjoying the time with family and then they have Christmas. And what about those days after Christmas that are so boring before New Year's. There's like a, there's a gray spot. And I'm going to fill that great spot, baby. I'm going to feel it. Feel it. Will it be longer than the last one you think? Like length? Um, it

Not like video length, not like Challenge length Probably not We get very tired Yeah video length We'll see I don't know I have a lot of plans

A lot of big plans But I also have some really big plans But um What was I going? Where was I going with this? Um Tis the season To stay up late

Is this season stay up Oh I don't even remember I'm gonna be real I forget Completely. But yeah, that's exciting. Super dope.

Yeah. We have a lot of cool stuff happening in the next few months. And I still gotta go visit you guys. We do. When are you going to do that? Maybe over a break? Oh, I'm Marie Salab.

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Everyone rating the CVS for the Isaac White prescription? Yes. It starts with D. What's it, dick? I got prescribed dick. Not. B. B. B. B. Buffy. Oh, my God.

B. B. Buffy. Grunk more like a wonk for that one. That sounds like a slur. What's the fuck? Wonk. A wonk. Nah, I think it sounds fine. Really?

Yeah. I mean, there's what it is. Anyways, yeah. Rwantleavis C. Super dope. Super excited. I'm actually curious what you guys are expecting to see. Because I set the bar really fucking high last year.

Yeah, he did. Really, really high. Let's just say that bar is going down, down, down, down. Let's just say that bar is staying high and going higher. No way? Well, yeah, I could release. Actually, I'm not going to tell you guys. I would.

I'm not telling you guys. Some things have to be secret, secret, secret. So things have to stay normal. Mm-hmm. Oh, my goodness. What? It's it's podcasts are different with two people. Podcasts are different.

It feels like I'm doing a lot of talking. You are. I think your word count is already a sky sky high rocket rocket sky high. We still have 30 minutes left. I don't think this is going to be a very long. We can cut it in 45. There's no way you can. We'll see.

We'll see where the wind takes us. Yep. Um, oh yeah. Oh, wait, I can't talk about any new video. My new video? Yeah. We could talk about it.

So, um... You guys are going to be my gagly gang of goons. Gaggly gang of goons. I had, um... I did a little bit of a... How long are there the... How long are there this shopping segment's going to be? I'm gonna say maybe...

Uh, five minutes. Just like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. You know, I don't want to keep it too long. But anyways, uh, I had me and my, uh... My crew here, yummy and grunk included. Uh, make food. on Discord. I know that sounds a lot like quackety, but it's not.

You got a, you got to hang in, hanging with me. I had to make an appetizer, an entree, and a dessert, all under, like, an hour each. Which doesn't sound that hard, but trust me, it was. Crunk didn't even know that they had a pizza slicer until, like, yesterday. I didn't even... Dude, I had to take the pizza dough and let it thaw for, like, an hour or two, and I just took it out of the fridge.

still turned out good pizza turned out great I'm really really bummed about that SpongeBob thing Yeah I might try again one day Yeah Twitter users will know

That Grunk got something in the mail I ordered Grunk and yummy And Our House but Grunk and yummy Aprons and Hats Except I forgot about Grunk's hat We'll get into that Everybody saw this funny

little fucking SpongeBob Skillet for making a pancake And I was like That's gonna be That's sweet So I bought it. And let's just say it's a little bit harder than it seems. Yeah, I think I really messed it up bad.

Yeah, because you're supposed to leave it in the oven for like, what, two hours? No. Like, I don't know how it works because it's a skillet. So you take it out and then pour the pancake batter in. And it's supposed to like cook. But I either waited too long or didn't wait long enough or I just simply did not put enough vegetable oil or olive oil or whatever. I really don't know what it could have been. Me neither.

It could have been, um, just of, it might not have been in as long. It might have. Ah, there's just, there's so much. There's so much it could have been. It's just, I don't know. But, yeah, that video is going to be super, uh, fun to see when it's done being edited. It's not going to be fun editing that at all. You got it.

I said, go. That'll be okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. And then we have, um, Oh, what is stuff really doing? He's doing something. Oh, he's doing something huge.

This weekend. Oh, three days. What the age? What day is it? Wednesday. Oh, my God. There's no way we get this. All right.

Well, this weekend on the 19th of Saturday, you may start seeing a little bit of teasers about a new upcoming project of his. That is super dope. Not going to talk about it too much. Actually, I will. We're going to be trying out. we're going to be doing another album finally

after fucking years. Yeah. I hope that's public information. I think it is because it has to be, right? It has to be, Shirley. Surely it is.

Surely it is. Surely it is. We have a whole bunch of really cool people coming out. Drake is getting on it. And Tyler Ninja Blevins is also going to be here. And

grunk's friend Bryson too. Oh, really? Yep. He didn't tell you? No, he didn't. Oh, my fault. Yeah, I think I just ruined it, though. Oh.

Russian's coming out. He's doing this track on Grunk. No. No. He wouldn't. Oh. Mm. All you rising juniors and seniors take AP psych.

Best class I've ever taken. I concur with that statement. It's the most I've ever learned. It's like the most I've ever remembered. I learned so much So much about human behaviors And Everything from psych

My first one and only Sight class taught me I think more than any class And in the world I've ever taken Literally and it like stuck It stuck so So well I did so well in that class I loved it

Yeah Teacher's cool Mm-hmm Subject is cool It's really like It's easy too It's AP like ooh AP scary No you can literally do it

It's literally like You do term then you listen to a lecture and the lecture is not like sit there, listen to him, guy. There's little tiny mini psych experiments like tucked into the lecture. So you do like experiments and stuff during it.

Then you just do a test and repeat. Yeah, it's that easy. Regurgitate the information. My professor over at my old college was known around the office as the human lie detector. And he taught us how to do it, how to how to figure out if someone's lying and there are certain things body language uh blah blah

blah all this stuff that people or he could pick up on uh and i forget every single bit of information you told me about it so sorry well i was gonna help you guys but i don't even remember anything so dude i am so bad at lying like about serious things that i like like i i get asked a question and I'll be like no and then I'll just start smiling like really really wide and it's it it doesn't help but I don't I don't lie often so it's chill I only lie when it's either a surprise or that's pretty much it surprise you know what's such a difficult situation whenever whenever someone you're watching a show with someone or something and you've already watched it and they're like oh oh does this guy do this and you can't be like you can't be like

you can't be like no or yes he can be like maybe that is so tricky and maybe just means like yes basically so it's like every single time I say maybe about those questions it's always a yes and if someone asks me if he does this I say no yeah yeah exactly I don't know

why I do that it's just a dead giveaway I do the same thing does Vin Diesel die in Fest and Furious 11 maybe Spoilers does he or maybe I should just say I don't remember but like I would remember something like that you definitely would yeah

I don't think there's a single movie I've watched I don't remember like certain things about also who the fuck asked me about like like what's gonna happen in the movie how bored do you watch the movie true also who does that period I've never like I've never like

looked over to my dad as like a tiny little teenager been like does Jack Sparrow get blown up by the cannon grow up watch I hope my dad would just slap me in my mouth if I said that watch the watch the dang The dang movie. Speaking of movies.

Well, we're just on the roll today. Smile. I haven't watched that. Is he good? No. Oh. Sorry, viewers at home, if you haven't seen Smile, it is fucking terrifying.

And that's, that's it. Hey, don't do that. Don't look at me like that. Who's behind me? Huh? Oh! Okay, I'm done. I was like looking at my watch

23 24 I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love me Yeah smile Smile was good What movies are there Like out

What are good movies there out Like Adam I don't know about anything about I heard Black Panther It's just like It's a good memorial But a bad movie Which is just kind of

All Marvel movies nowadays All Marvel movies Movies But like Marf heads are in the dust right now Marv heads But there's like no movies period right now Where my DC or is at The what

The DCers The DC universe Oh yeah Batman was good apparently Everyone raise your hands So I can slap you in the mouth For being a DC fan Is your issue I like Batman because he has nothing powerful and special about him

He's like a rich buff guy weapons, dude. Well, yeah. Let's see Superman versus Batman. That was a thing, wasn't it? That was a thing. How about how fuck was that a thing? Three movies.

Three movies about the world's most average guy who has money versus like a superhero who could shoot lasers out of his face. Superman versus... That was a crazy. I forgot that happened. I watched that movie, too. Wait, there are two movies.

Oh, we got a 6.4 out of 10. 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, man. Yeah, probably not the best. movie ever made. But why? Why? It's like they're trying to be Godzilla versus King Kong. Godzilla versus King Kong also dumb mashup. Wow. It's like a big monkey versus a super lizard. People just want to see like big guys fighting. They want to see like their idols, not idols, but like, you know, powerful things.

I don't know. How boring. It's like, well, it's most, that's like Mort from Madagascar versus like Jesus Christ second coming. Like, why would you want to watch? Bort is going to lose. Morton's going to get stomped on. What's his name? Is this Mort? This is Mort? It's more. It's just funny.

It's a stupid name. I agree. Yeah, thank you. Stupid name. I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love... Frank Ocean is so good. Show me Frank Ocean on a map.

Hmm? Frank Ocean is actually an ocean in one person. No, it's not, is it? Yeah. It's one of the new ones. We're going to Frank Ocean. You're right. You're bad lying. Like that is, it's in the new one.

Luffy, what is Frank Ocean? Right after the grand line, Luffy crossed, he had his street for Frank Ocean. Sanji's dream was to see Frank Ocean That's stupid I forgot they all I dream I haven't watched One piece in so goddamn long You gotta watch it soon I know

Wano's gonna be done in like June Is it? Yeah, I look at a projection That's actually doable That's pretty doable I'd say It's pretty cool What I mean doable? I mean I wouldn't mind waiting until June

to see the end of Wana Oh okay That'll be what like 50 episodes you have to watch. Here's my 10 cents question. How many episodes do you think they have done but haven't released? I'd say they have a backload of maybe 30 or five.

No. 30? 30, yeah. 30? Mm-hmm. I'd say so. Oh, man, that much. Because they're going to hire really, really good animators for the last fight of Wano.

And that's not the same studio that works on One Piece itself. Is it not? No. I don't think TV to I mean TV Tokyo does it but they have like a whole other like really expensive fucking department to take care of that it's like movie production so I bet you the same motherfuckers that were working on red are you to working on that now they're in in red there's only like one crazy animation part I heard it and uh what's his face showed up can't really say the name be spoiling alerts true ow haven't seen it though I got to start

watching stuff and you consume more media I'm like I'm I'm watching more entertainment. Dude, I don't really know what to watch right now. I'm kind of like in a weird spot. Why? I want to watch Bleach. I don't know why I've been at weird spice. Bleach is really good.

I'm watching One Piece Again with a friend. All over again? Yeah, we're on episode like 13. Oh my God. I guess I'm gonna. We watched, dude, we watched eight episodes in one sitting, which was a lot. That was a lot. Eight one-piece episodes, yeah

I should drag Actually, though the first couple aren't drags Once you get to I think Fishman, not Fishman Island Yeah, Fishman Island With a... Albaasta is really good Albaasta was fun

We're just saying you're talking about One Piece on the podcast Skypeia was okay I liked Who's that guy Ultimate Riz Lord The electricity guy Oh, uh, Inaru

Emiru I'm a Roo from Twitch One Piece Yeah Oh Yeah Yeah Well anyways

Well So is your day Dude My day today The 2 minute podcast It was all right It was Um

You failed your calculus test And that was it Yeah Even days Even days have got to be the worst days ever Like compared to odd days I literally Like on calendar days

Like even in odd That's how our classes work Are evens Tuesdays and Thursdays? No evens are like the 16th or the 18th Or the 20th What the fuck? In the odds are 18th 17th 16th the evens are annoying

Yeah Evens are terrible because I have I have anatomy Which is fine And then I have Calculating AP calculus, and then I have

Dull enrollment American and British literature, which is terrible. But then on odd days, all I have is U.S.

government and psych, and that's like the easiest thing ever, so I get to leave early. It's crazy I wake up at 7 for that. Yeah, I get up at 720.

Get to school like 805. 8.05. Dang, how don't I get ready so fast? I'm insane. I think you just

get put into autopilot. I do. I wake up. This is my routine. Wake up. That's it. Wake up. Uh, shower. No, wake up, get clothes for the day. Shower. Put on clothes for the day. Brush teeth. Put on deodorant. All that. Maybe shave if I need to. And then I go downstairs, pack my Chromebook, pack my lunch, put on my backpack, walk out the door, get in my car, turn it on back out of the driveway and then drive to school. Yeah, it's pretty solid.

You're a senior, right? Yeah. Did you get to decorate your silly little stupid parking space? No. Not yet, at least. Not yet. What do you? I don't know if we do that.

What did you get? Did you get anything for being a senior? We get to leave three minutes early. Whoa! That's actually a big help. I get out of the parking lot like literally so early. I'm so fast. I park at the front, so I'm chilling.

Well, that's good. I know that a lot of schools do the whole parking spot thing, you know? And then, like, next year you get the paint over, whoever the fuck senior was last year. That'd be cool. My school. And then you redo it. Not my school, though. Not my school, though.

Not my school, though. Not my school. Nope. We have AP Calc. We have AP Calc. We have AP Calc. Okay. Oh, my God.

Like, my core hurts so bad. That stretch just tore. dab. Oh, I'm doing a muscle unit in anatomy and it kind of sucks. Muscle. The names of the muscles are like insane. They're all in Latin, I think, right?

Yeah, it's like. It's like gluteous maximus. Like radiolongus. Yep. Macalotoid or something. Yeah, that's all Latin. Have you ever taken a Latin class at all? Dude, it helps.

Oh my God. I can't even like describe to you. I have like six or seven years of Latin under my belt. No way. Yeah, it was true. I went to a private school for a whole bunch of years, and they taught Latin in the private school. You're cute.

Shout out, I can't say his name. They taught Latin at my school, but I just did Spanish. Spanish, it's like Latin is what all of the English language. Yeah, Latin is a root of everything. Like Spanish. I don't know about French. Dead language, L. Yeah, dead language.

Who cares about that? Salway. Sao way. I hear the teacher in the. the hallway say that they go to that way I don't know why they decided to make the V's W back then they're idiots that confused the fuck

out of me old English is terrible Old English should stay old and die Pass away leave leave Summertime Give her Just a night night night Summertime sadness I got that summer time

Sadness I'm not looking forward to adding this video I'll be real And also I'm very lonely in this house I am alone And I'm sad Back in the original days Not even I used to have like Ambien upstairs

Which would be my parents True Or my dogs running around The pug factory The pug factory They've only They've only been gone for like Not even

Not 12 hours Like six hours No five And I'm all alone Sad The hell is my deal You have me Oh

The misery Everybody What are we, an enemy? No friends. All right. I think, honestly, it's about that time. Night, night, night. It's about that time.

In a minute, I'm gonna minute, man a minute, pull me up. Feel it sexy and I'm busy. Pull me up. Wait. Wait, what's an activity we could do? Um, um, oh, let's do it. Let's do those stories where we go back and forth and say a word each. Okay.

This is the last activity that we're calling it. Let's do it really long. Like a super long story. A 15 minute story. Drive the podcast listeners out the window. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right, all right.

All right. You want to start? The. Is that what you said? Yeah, the. Oh, okay. Dick. Walked.

Go ahead. Walked. What? Away from my. Harry. Balls. Story's freaking sweet. And then it.

Attacked. The President Tax Shmoshmiden You want to start over Yeah All right, new story Or another

New start Once Upon A time Oh It's one word A time Uh there

One A. Small. He wouldn't dare. Dick, Steve. And It jumped

Pooha Into That's one word. A Pool I can't say it. I can't say it. Adults.

Adults? A pool of everyone over the age of 18. Oh, oh. You gotta be careful. You have to specify. Yeah. They. Uh, were.

Afraid. Of. The. Small. Dick. Your mom's huge perk up. Um. Police.

Uh. arrested The All right everyone We are going to wrap up The group chat podcast today Oh seven dead eight injured In arrest of the small dick

That jumped out of someone's pants Thank you grunk for joining me This fine evening I think you're burning me Actually thank you for joining me Actually thank you for joining me Actually let's just bro fist it out and use code group For 10% off our next order

We can do it for it I'm not doing that for no 10 minutes Okay all right All right. That's true. We'll call it a short one because it's only us. You know, it is what it is. We did our best.

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