The Group Chat - #33 - YUMI MOVED IN!!!

Episode Date: November 25, 2022

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to episode 32. Three. 33. 33. What did I make? What does that make? Because we missed last week and why did we miss last week? Oh, we did miss last week?

Yeah. Yeah. Why did you guys tell me? Tell me why you guys missed last week. Okay. Where am I? All right. Well, Yummy surprisingly is moved.

He's not here. We didn't move him here. No. We helped Yumi move back to his mom's house. YouTube's been really rough. So he's living with his parents. a little bit, get himself off of this. So, Suge Kong.

I only have one parent. What? My dad. I just went back to my mom. Yeah. She's staying on my bills. I can be like he left. He said he was going to get cigarettes.

He's coming back. He's coming back. He'll come back. He'll have done like milk jugs or something. He's literally coming back. What are you talking? You're weird. We want to formally apologize because we ended up leaving the day

the recording was happening for this podcast. And we booked the flights to go see Yummy. night before. Yeah, that was kind of dumb. I'm not gonna lie. No, it was fun. That was extremely stupid. It was all to you. You were like, I have a package coming. Are you serious right now? Are you serious right now?

Are you serious right? Are you serious right? Are you serious right? Can we stay one fact? Can we say one fact? All right. Nick was the only one packed clothes. That whole trip. Me and Tanner wear naked. He had one underwear and a shirt. I had one underwear and one shirt.

That's how you do it. It was one day. It was not even a military man. That's what I'm saying. My dad was in the military. He told me to do whatever you want. But like backpacks can hold far more than one shirt and one pair of underwear. You guys are,

you guys pack like two year olds. You guys need to grow up one. Listen, Larry, Larry's talking a lot of shit for that trip because Larry did absolutely nothing but exist. All he did was burn up fuel because he's extra weight. He stunk up. He stunk up.

Okay. Fucking U-Haul. He's sunk up everything he did. Moving packages. Not me. sane. Hi, Yomi. Not me.

Fucking. I don't know. You sleeping as soon as you got there. The first 10 miles of us leaving Yomi's house, he said, I'm going to sleep. Is that okay with you? Yeah. Did you actually, Larry? Yes.

Because you slept all night and like, like, you took a for anybody. He has something wrong with his sleeping patterns. He might have narcolepsy. He literally has like sleep apnea or like narcolepsy. He's a narcissist. What are you guys? Doctor? man.

What is what? Let me see your palm real fast. Let me see your palm. Anyways. Narcolepsy. I can see your palms. You're literally turning blue. That's not your palm, Larry.

You know what? Part of your body is your wrist, you weirdo? Put your palm in a screen. Your whole head. Look this. The fuck. You look like an ass. It looks like a fucking ass.

Viewers at home, don't come. Don't stay there. Oh, I'm going to come. Don't come. Oh, I'm going to come. I'm going to come. Stop Larry. Larry, stop.

Fucking freak. There goes all that. We got to blow to that. We don't. It's your hand. We don't have to blur it. We're so gay. That was great.

Just going down. Calm down. Anyway, yummy. It was a joke. Yeah, me do the honest. Where are you? Tanner, can you help me with something really quick? Oh yeah, sure, man.

Yeah, I'll hold on. Everybody. Viewers at home I grew back. Well, while Tanner's going away to do something that I told him to do earlier. He's about to do a big surprise, like a big crazy, epic surprise and yeah it's a long walk

no way he's a monkey oh my goodness okay viewers at home listeners at home Spotify listeners it appears

it appears on on my screen before me that Larry and Tanner monkey number two just came out no longer give me fucking everything

no longer in their rooms and they are in Yommies room. Give him a kiss on the cheek, Larry. No, no. He's been on my face, dude. He spent right on my nose. Like a big fucking glove. It sounds like something he to do.

Now, now the surprise that none of you expected, I'm going to go visit Jummy's Room too. Oh, 15 hours later. No, he saw it coming here. Where to vlog? He's not here for the whole episode. He'll be here tomorrow. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to group chat.

podcast. Yomi has moved in great news. I'm in Austin. And he is here and he is consuming GamerSups. Use code group for 10% off. Save way. Thank you. He is doing that. Actually, that's just water. The new invisible water.

Finally, I'm starting... This is my second box. I'm starting to believe that Yummy actually likes code group instead of Code Yummy. Because now he's honestly... If you use Code Yummy, shut up. How about that? Damn. If you use code Yummy, you need to submit to group.

You say that yourself. What the fuck? That was crazy. Yeah. Also, I have a big secret surprise that Tanner doesn't know about

speaking of suss bar boxes. Don't, don't you dare. Do not you dare. Do not you dare do that. What? No, it's a big secret.

We're not telling. No, nothing. Don't worry about this. Is it the high spot? Because it's so already found it. Hey, how do you know about that?

You've been a naughty boy. I really, Steps on a banana trying to reach and get it on the counter. Hey. Oh, that's right. He's a swish banana on the counter. Yeah. He was just a look at it.

I don't know. He was playing Mar-Pardt and I look over. Family meeting. Family meeting. I was like, and he was like a fucking squish banana peel under his foot. And as he was getting like a fucking cesspar box from the fucking top counter, dude. Who told him about the whole time?

I can't remember, but I just know the roof there. Who told him about the hiding spot? Isaac. I think it was. you. No. I didn't. I didn't. I said. You literally brag to everybody. You're like, you did brag. You don't know. I told me. I didn't tell Taylor. That was an inside joke. And then Isaac, you literally walk up to the counter and toss it on top and you're like, no. Yes, I saw that. No, he didn't see it. He didn't see it. I showed Nick. I was. I showed Nick.

When he came back, I was like, look, did this. I was in there. I was in the kitchen. Yeah, but you were looking at your rice and beef, you weirdo. You didn't see that. He didn't see that. I told him. I was looking rice and beef that moment. Yeah, that's what you I feel like a whole pound of meat and you're like, look at those. I'm not going to notice a 7-5-300-pound man throw a fucking rice cake up there, whatever. You had no idea, but you had no idea. Your back was turned.

You have like, you have eyeballs in the back of head, you're freak. You have eyeballs in the back of your back. Realistically speaking, Tanner, like, barely thawed out that meat stick. So he was just kind of standing around waiting for it to thaw out on the fucking pan. But what? Long story short, I knew where they were the entire time. Yeah. It was a fine.

The first time I actually reached for it. That's so funny. I didn't know. I thought you didn't know. No, I knew the whole time. Well, it sucks. Wait, so how are we supposed to get them down? Why did you hide them anyway? Nobody's eating them.

You said something stupid to me on Twitter, I said, you know what, fuck you, and I hit all of them while you're at the gym or something. I remember that day, yeah, you were gone. Big Whub takes a man to really, I don't even know what I said. I don't know what even I said on Twitter. You said some, you said some bullshit,

and I was like, there's no way. You know what Isaac was good. He's pushed my buttons. That guy, he does. Bro, let's talk about when we came back home from driving Yummy 15 hours. Yeah, yeah. You want to hear some Nicky? I was a little girl.

You get the horns, kid. That's what you fucking get from telling me to do that shit. I would explain that. I would give a little bit of context. That was a little baby move you did. Shut up. I'll be freezing dead outside. I was not happy.

Listen, listen. Tanner and I were sitting in the car. We were driving. We had like 20 miles left or something, Tanner, 27 miles? 40. Yeah. It was literally 30 minutes away. It was 40 minutes away.

And Isaac texts us and he says, let me know when you guys are five minutes away. And Tanner looks at me and I'm like, let him know that we're there already. what he says. And I was like, just want to let you know he's going to hate you for this. Tanner sent a text message. That's not at all what happened. Actually, that's a complete lie. You're just a fitber today. Tanner literally text you and says we're outside.

And then you were like, what? That's what you said. And then I told him to tell you, maybe I sent it. I said, bring the camera with you. Yeah, you started. Yeah, you put the camera outside and start recording. Bring your camera. Are you outside? Hurry, go outside and bring your camera.

I was like, oh shit. Okay. Dude, we're like 30 miles away. And Isaac texted through chat. I think I hear something. I was like, yep, that's us. I didn't. No, you said, can you hear us, you weirdo?

You twitch the story all up and down backwards. I'll go to the text messages. Yeah, go ahead and read them out loud for me. Bring the receipts. Dude, bring the receipts of the cashier on aisle four. As we were like, I sent like the map of how far away we were. Is that you? Were you messaging through Nick's phone?

Because it was all coming from Nick. No, I was messages through my phone. Do you mess from me? Yeah, I have the text messages right here. I was so yummy. I was distracting him. Okay, yeah. All right.

So, all right. Isaac says, let me know when you guys are five minutes away so I can move my car. And then Tanner says, we pulling in now, stand outside. And then like two minutes later, you outside? And then I sent a message in a minute later, where you're at? Bring your camera and record it. And you said, what? I'm outside.

What camera? And I said, record us pulling up. Go to the door. And you said, all right, I'm here. And I said, meanwhile, we're 25 minutes away. Yeah. You said, it's cold outside. You were like, you text.

You're like, it's cold outside. Where are you? Yeah. And you and you fuckers have the audacity to sit here and bitch and moan about how I locked the two doors. Shut the fuck out. You guys are both children. Why do me and yummy get to get punished? I don't give a shit.

I thought Yummy was in on it. So I didn't feel bad at all. You had fucking. You know me was like tired. I swear to God. I went up to the door. I went up to the door and you guys were outside and you're like knocking and ringing the doorbell. And I was like, I was just standing there.

And Nick was just like, yeah, man, everyone's laughing, man. Like I wanted to literally reach through the fucking glass and shatter your skull on the pavement. Yeah. Can I say something about it? Like the whole trip. Like yummy, dude, okay, listen, I was driving. It was very bad. I was with yummy, right?

I was a passenger princess. Okay, I'll be real. I didn't drive at all. But listen, Yummy was like, okay. Let me let me start a little example real quick for the visual learning. So Yummy, right? He was driving.

Larry. Larry. If I get, if I get too tired, call Nick. Okay. So that we, so that he. could drive and I can sleep.

I'm like, all right, man. I'll let him know. He's like, okay, only when it's an emergency. I'm like, okay, man. Dude, I look over. He's like, I'm calling Nick right now. And then we start on a gas station and we switched,

bro. I was so scared. I'm like, I looked like, I was on my phone. I looked like, I heard him. I was over and he was like, I'm like, bro. You're not, you're trying to start to look forward. I can't even explain what was that.

But he like, It felt like my eyes were on a fucking cyclone and they were like twitching and my eyes were watering and I was like So you were trying so hard to stay awake When my dad does that when that happens to my dad he does this he like drills he goes I do that too I shake myself awake when I'm like falling asleep at the wheel The amount of times that I've almost fallen asleep at the wheel and closed my eyes for a little bit too long after coming home from Nick's house Like four or five times Every night I don't know if Isaac's gonna text me if he got home

That was always real like I was gonna text me to get home I don't hear for him for two hours What time would you leave? Well I leave I get there He was only an hour away so it was like Just drive like it wasn't that hard It was just an hour drive but

My cock ass brain for some reason Just puts me to sleep driving just so boring I'd just be sleeping and cruising at the wheel You don't play music? No I do that's the funny part And I turn it up in everything. And I put on like the air conditioning and I still somewhat. I don't know.

I've heard a story about Nick falling asleep with you in the car. Oh, that's a class. We've told that. We've told that story before. You all remember. I forgot. Yeah. You can talk about it again if you want.

Yeah, real quick. Isaac and I were driving to go meet up with Ryan the leader, Churdley's like other people like YouTubers at like a university or something and like down in Jersey. and I had not slept much at all. So before getting into the car, I fall asleep on the couch in my basement for like 45 minutes.

Remember this, Isaac? I wake up and I'm like, I'm good to drive. I'm good to drive. It's like in dead middle of winter. We're driving. And like, I'm starting to fall asleep. And I just remember like, Isaac, like,

Isaac, like, Nick, you good? I'm like, yeah, I'm all right. And he like, he like, he like, slaps me. He's like, Nick, you good? He's like, I just remember his eyes like staring at me. We were almost headed directly for a telephone pole. And I saw this back on. He drove off the road.

Oh my gosh. I was like, no, when you started and I can hear the rubble. I was like, Nick. Dude, that's scary. He's like, didn't you good? Yeah, okay. I was like, I'm definitely not falling to sleep after that one, man. All it takes is one, one scare.

It's always, I have one scare driving. And then it's like, okay, I'm up. Dude, that happened to me today. I was pulling into work. And I just didn't look right for some. and I almost got T-boost. Oh my God. What the fuck?

Then we would actually have to say Grunk got into an accident. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was a road. No, sometimes. Oh, my gosh. No, there's another time.

There's a four-way stop. And I was just, I, like, stopped. And I swear I looked left. I swear on my life, I looked left. And there was no car there. And then as I go, the other cars already in the intersection. And, like, I don't know if it was whose fault it was. Because I literally didn't see the car.

But, um, yeah. Just didn't even drive up and rolled through. Listen, dude, my dad. All right. So like me and my dad used to go hunting a lot, right? You guys know this, right? You love hunting. And my dad would go hunting or we would start driving out like around noonish and then get there at night because he wants to like hunt at night. Like he wants to like start early at night and then like wake up in the morning or whatever. But like it doesn't have it often because usually get away. He's ready. But there was one night I do remember where he was like listening to like it's like fucking country music. You know, we're like bouncing up because it's a dirt road. So we're like. And then. Um, and then. Um, I look over and he's like tired of shit. He's like that. He's like, all fucking wiggly and shit. He's like, boo.

I'm like, wiggly and shit. I'm like, my son's, yeah. I'm like, are you good? Wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm good up. Okay.

And we're driving up, dude. It's so scary. It is fucking horrible when people are like, that's funny. Fucking, you look over and just like an old cripply man. Yeah. Honestly, like sleep deprivation, they say can be just as bad as drunk driving. I'd say it's worse.

I'm scared, dude. I have a fun time driving. What, yeah, no, Nick and Tanner came in super clutch helping drive literally the, almost the, Nick drove the whole thing and Tanner drove most of it. Like, I didn't drive as much as I showed up. I think like seven hours. But I really wanted to, and that's why I was so scared because Nick, so what happened was Larry called Nick as soon as he was scared of me falling asleep.

And he's talking to Nick on the phone and he's like talking. And then I'm like, Nick, we'll just, I'll let you know what we need to pull over. Larry's like next gas station, yummy. pulled over and I'm like, dude, I'll just, I'll let him know when we need to. It's alright. And then did you, and then you called me back like immediately? Larry was like, yeah, we need to go to the next gas station. I was like, all right,

fine. Yeah, yeah, no, it was so obvious. You were so like nimble and old and you were like, when I was driving, when I was driving, yummy, yeah, it was in the passenger seat trying to get some set out. I was hitting every bottle. Dude, so he'd be sleeping

like this. I'd like, boom. I couldn't switch lanes to avoid it. I'm just staring out of him. I'm like, I'm not going to lie. Listen, I'm not going to lie. I kind of get it yummy because I was driving with Tanner. And that boy kept staring to the right.

We were on the right lane. And he kept steering to the right. And all I felt, do, do, do, do, do, do. He's like, oh, shit. Oh, wait, what do you do? It's hard. Sometimes it's hard to control, though.

Like, if you're going straight, it just swerves into it. He told me, he had to pee. And he was hit the bumps. He just kept doing this back and forth. He's like, dude, I got. I got to pee. I'm just, he said he was like peddling his legs or something to stop from being, and he was swerving while he was having to pee. We were doing that for like a minute straight. I thought it was the road, but it was just him doing this.

I'm a funny driver. I would go into the fast lane and just make a line of people behind me because the U-Hauls capped out in 75. I'll keep it. And they're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, all right. Yeah. The U.S. It was like, I bet there's a secret to this. All right. I'm going to go fast. I'm going to slow down. I'm going to go fast. Slow down. All right. Now we're going to switch here. All right. I'll go fast.

Not phone down. I'm like, dude, I swear when I was driving that truck, you get like one like ultimate ability. It's like you have to charge it up. Yeah. You get like 78 and then it drops back to 75.

You're going to wait for the recharge, dude. It's just 75 for seven hours straight. Sometimes the throttle will kick in at 74 and you'll boost up. Yeah. You'll go a little bit past 75 and then it nirfs you. Like, right immediately just pulls you back.

Going downhill, it will not go past 75 going uphill for some reason will will I don't know what's up with you all I think it's because you like happen 74 because it's trying so hard but then it thinks you're going slow so then it goes like like really hard up the hill maybe that's something to do with the RPM I don't know man

I think I cut off seven people during the night drive at the U-Haul I would change lanes I'm like there's nobody there right and I go over and they're right behind me I couldn't that stuff dude Tanner and I were talking about it he turned he was like following me and he turns into his right lane

as someone else behind him is turning into his right lane and so Tanner goes back to the left lane and someone's the other guy I should have heard me I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm just watching this in my rear view so I like immediately book it because I know that person's about to be pissed

and then Tanner's just chilling there like with one arm over just like he was riding my ass too I was like I'm staying here I'm not moving I'm literally got off of my damn cock boy man what the hell dude you guys are a replay video games like Halo Reach and stuff like custom games you remember that game called Fat Boy

No Oh No no no no maybe It was like one person with so many shields And he was being escorted or something like that But that's what it kind of felt like With like the little car and we're like Fucking

Tanner's driving like a little sketch He was like a little skis He was like a meal like sending a butt Like a pound of coke like over the fucking border or something like He was driving so suspect man He was like fucking like Cutting off to work and cut it.

But hold on. To be fair, I don't know why because it's like Constructionville USA right now. Dude, every, like 90% of the drive had cinderblock walls like on either side of the interstate. It was crazy. You should see there are some parts of Austin that,

oh my, I think Austin is always, it's always under construction somewhere. It's like New York City, but way bigger. I don't know why. Everywhere. Why is that? The UV money. Nice.

There you go. That's how you get jobs. It's going to make real. You know, Larry, I have a question. What's up? So from your point of view as like the passenger princess, like, were you, like, going to bed and then waking up and just like teleporting to like a totally different area? Yeah, like, I thought about that.

I was looking at you and I was like, man's literally just time traveling right now. Like, he's time working. I was a little bit. I'll be real. There was some parts where like I was like asleep three hours later. I'll wake up. I'm like, are we still in the same area? Because it was like just farmland.

It was like farmland for fucking ages. But towards the end, I mean, I was awake a little bit towards the end. But towards the start when I was like, with you, I was time-traving a little bit. I'll wake up. You'll be like, on the phone, and then I'll sleep back,

and then you'll wake up again, and you're like, there's like a storyline on a folding guy right now. And, I mean, it was pretty fucking, listen,

I don't have the space to say, but it was pretty fucking sweet. I'll be real. All I did. Listen, I'll admit, all of me. That drive was the best ever.

It was super cool. I'll admit. All I did was like grab snacks. and like eat food and fall asleep and fucking fart must have been really fucking nice

the last fart and the drive was really easy no no no no no Tanner would fart I was with Tanner he's like oh my god I'm about a little beast out boom

he'll farted his yummy and you'll see like a little fart creature running around like little car grabbing the steering wheel moving around a little bit and like Larry we were just like

some of these roads were so bumpy that like Larry had his head turned completely sideways and his air pod fell out of his head and underneath like the PC

that was in the back for yummy and he was like digging behind. He's like, Nick, I can't get it. I can't get it. I'm not gonna lie, dude. I was half a sleep when I was doing that. But I remember I was doing that for like fucking ages. Because I was like, I just kept digging my fucking arm in that. I was so invested. I was asking if you wanted me to pull off. And that was when we had the bass pro shop or something. Yeah. I was like, dude, do you want me to get it like pull off so you can grab it or something like that? He's like,

nah, it's not that important. Also, I have to say one thing. One last thing about this trip from me personally is I still stand by the first trip. Arkansas is a shit hole. Like, no. I had a good time driving through it. There is nothing there, and I doubled down on this. Like, I said it was a last time. You kept seeing cows and trees. Cows were everywhere. There was also.

There's nothing there. It was awful. It's like, it's literally just like a driving sim. Like, oh, the car ride that never ends. What's that game, Grunk? The game you played the car. Long drive. Yeah, that's it.

That game is based in Arkansas. It's so fun. It's so bad, dude. Yeah, I mean, it's, it wasn't the greatest. I think when we were starting. off in Tennessee actually. We were talking to you and me Nick, we were talking about like how like people were actually living in the middle of fucking nowhere

and we're like, how do you even like socialize? Those people were a spot. There was a spot where there was like Mexican right next to Italian right next to like Chinese like all this. Oh yeah, yeah. That was near Yommies place. We saw like El Paso and then we saw some other stupid shit and like, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, but that's real. And then we saw Oh my dude. You know what I'm talking about? What, Palestine? What? What the fuck are you talking about? There's a sign where if you turn right, you literally go to a place called Palestine. What? I'm not going to Palestine.

There was a town called Palestine. There was so many towns that just were not. They didn't have good names. There was a lot of bad places on the way if you paid attention. Yeah. I remember we drove through a place called Hope. That's where we met up. And friendship.

Hope County. There was a place called Friendship. Oh, yeah. And friendship. That's sweet. Yeah. I can't believe that we trailed off all because we were talking about Isaac and his assholeish grudges. I think we should really quickly talk about the recent eruptions that have happened in the past week on Twitter.

For example, what's been- Elama? Yeah, dude. It's been crazy. Man, like three beasts are back. Tonya West. Tonyi, Donald Trump, and Andrew Tate. That's like that fucking dragon from Godzilla with three.

Andrew Tate is also back. That's absurd. That's crazy. That's crazy. What are they going to even do? I don't know. I saw Cotney 8. He's like, he's like, he went, is it saying?

Testing. Testing, testing. Tanner saw my tweet about it. He's, testing, testing. I read it in Squidward's voice and then I saw Nick's reply and no Squidward. I was like, testing. Testing. Is my Twitter on blocked?

Is this thing on? Is this thing on? I actually, I do want to see them have like a little, what's the call called on Twitter? Twitter space. I want to have a Twitter space. Oh my God. That would be insane. I'll be the skyrocket Twitter.

Dude, that would be crazy. Did you see how many votes that Donald Trump poll got? Like 20 mil? It was like, yeah, 16 mil. Wow. It was in 24 hours, dude. You said it got 150 or 180 million views in 24 hours. God.

Yeah. That is wild. Twitter is at like an all-time usage right now. Bless you. Well, if I'm being honest, I'm really, I don't like how everything kind of went around. But like, I really do like that direction that it's headed. I felt like for a long time the app was just kind of going to shit with the amount of like censorship that there was. There was definitely a lot of shadow banding and censorship and yeah.

A lot of weird targeted stuff. That's weird. Yeah. What are we talking about? We're just talking about Twitter. Oh, Twitter. Oh, yeah. Oh, Twitter.

me and you were talking about this but like I have I have this like little account it's like an old account that I never really used but there's like nothing on it you're gonna send someone on a scavenger hunt I get notifications for it and all it is is like fucking like knockouts like I get a notification over a video

I'm like oh let me check it out and it's like someone getting fucking knocked the fuck out it's like a security camera Best Fice 2020 video Exactly something like that It's like best fight fucking 20s And it's like the movie thing emoji and then like popcorn and like...

Yes. Yes. Yes. Those are fucking... Yeah. Oh, dude. We should have... We had the opportunity to talk about the whole Twitter thing last week.

Did we? But everyone left. Yeah, we weren't here for it. I don't know. Have any of you guys seen the fucking podcast episode from last week? Yeah, how did that go? I watched part of it. I heard it was pretty funny.

People liked it. Did you guys watch the ending? The ending is, sir. No. ending of that video was fucking hysterical. Brooke and I were like, told a story. No,

yeah, we were like, okay, well, we're out of fucking ideas. Like, you want to play the word game or I say one word and you say another one.

And our stories, the first story was about, um, a big dick that hopped off a hairy nutstack and attacked the president. Uh, and the second story was about, a small dick that jumped in a swimming pool and scared everyone. Yeah,

I scared everyone in the police arrived. Wait, can you do those six people? That sounds like so much fun. I want to try it? You want to try it? Yeah. Just one of them. Tenor.

Okay, we can go on chronological. I didn't even realize this, though, that that drive would have been perfect to listen to that episode. Dude, it was such a funny episode. Yeah. It was fun. Oh, wait. It wouldn't have been out by that time.

Wait. Never mind. No, I wouldn't have. No. Anyway. I could have sent you the file, though. You know, you could put it on. All right.

Tanner. Yeah, go ahead. Kick it off first. All right. Let's kick it off. Um, when? There. Was a...

Stoner. He liked to. Smoke. Really. Is that real? Zaza.

And... Smoke. Oh my God. Meth? All right, keep going, girl, keep you going, keep you going. You got to be quick. Inside a house that blue loads. So it would explode.

You fuck her, he loads. The house that blue loads. Keep going. Come. Okay, well, redemption are gone. Period. One person I don't even remember

What we said? You got to Zaza and meant to the house You got to use You got to use more adjectives And like absurdities That was the most normal Well, until the end

There was a stoner That smoked weed and crack Inside a house That blew loads of come He smoked Zaza Not weed We'll do it at all Quick, quick, quick

Speed round, go Quick Okay, okay Okay, I Saw A little Grilla That

20 Apes Inside His Penis Penis Tanner Tanner

And right now is exactly What I was doing Last fucking week on that On that shit Literally drunk was like He was tossing me like words And somehow I said dick and balls And like

We're going to make this a weekly episode idea for like a five-minute segment of word game we honestly good we could do that so we have somebody

like draw what we were trying to like say just like a fucking stoner with like a cum house like an ab with okay I actually you don't have to draw the

the stoner you know no no you guys like that why are you at home please please what

they don't call me cheeks for nothing she's such a big ol ass it's enough it's really gross she's like Sucking up cars with Oh

Yeah Listen Listen Don't listen Dude dude One of the first I saw on Twitter Was like

SpongeBob Pounding this shit Out of Sandy Oh And he had like sunglasses on I had the gift I had the giff of him

Slavry Yeah I do Have you like seen people People playing blackups too on PC Like now they can get

Like The hacking is insane It's really bad I'm really really bad They can put viruses on your computer Just from being in the same game as them Dude, I was watching, I was on Twitter I was watching some like, like Black Ossu gameplay

And like the cash flow was like, okay, it's probably like hit a crazy clip He was on, he was on Nukedown And it was like just like running around normally And then it's just two people Yeah, they can On the screen They can put videos on everybody in the game screen Everybody

I thought it was an edit I thought it like someone like premiered it I'm like, okay, they just literally didn't... They could do that. I looked at the comments. It was just, like, literally they just put, like, fucking... Yeah. They could put files on your computer.

They could, like, monitor what you're doing. It is crazy. Fuck that. It's bad. Play on Express VPN. That one happened, probably. The last time... The last time I played Black Ups 2,

I wanted to, like, get really fast, like, ranks and stuff like that. So, you know, all you do is go to theater mode and just look up this one map and you just play it. It's just a dude that's running around, nighthing in the air, shooting a few guns, then boom, you have everything unlocked. Because all you did was just... lot of fucking replay. That was Black Ops 1, wasn't it? Or 2?

Black Ups 1. Yeah, it was Black Ups 1. Yeah, you're right. No. Okay, listen. No, it was Black Ups 2. Was it? It was Black Ups 2.

I remember. It was Black Ups 2 because I was doing a 1V1, yeah. Speaking of Black Ops 2, dude, the emblems? Oh my God. Oh, my gosh. That got raced.

Yeah. I made a weir? I made a weaner bandit. I put the, you know the, you know the like, you know the like, you know the like bandit eyes, the mask? Yeah.

I made a weener and gave it eyes and put the vask over it. Like a hot dog weiner or a penis weiner? Penis. Do you remember the cute little chodes? Yeah, the little cute walking penis with eyes. Yes. It was like a little cheeky penis. Yeah.

They were walking with a smile. They had to smile on their face. I used that for like two years. I swear. They have like hyper realistic like art of women with like guns and stuff. Yeah. Dude, they got artistic with that. It was insane.

There was like a. I know. They would have like, why you so serious shit? I'd look up tutorials on how to make albums and stuff and for some reason I was like a perfectionist I'd have to get the number perfect like literally like two hours on making

like the coordinates right I could not make it perfect I was so bad at it all I tried to sponge bob once and I owe my it was so bad I tried to make him Peter Griffin and I just fell really fucking bad at it but I just kept it and I was like you know

fuck it whatever I never changed it was so good my favorites are like you see someone that has like a really really good sponge bob and then you see someone has like a dog shit sponge bob. It's just like really shitty. Like half circles and stuff. It's like they put a rectangle, half circles. It's like the black sticks arms.

Like the nail clippers. Like the yeah. Like the half of the crescents of moons. Yeah. Those are pretty fucking good. I wish I could go back in time and see my theater, my saved theater mode on Black Ops 2 because I have like insane. I wish I could go back in time and listen to what you used to say back then,

yummy. Me? Yeah. I love playing this game with you guys. It was so much fun. Gigi. I don't know you got too much. I'm going to get it's okay that I lost.

It's all right. You're really good at the game. I'm not mad. You're good at the game and you're going somewhere. I remember I remember getting Xbox live for the first time. And the first game I played was Modern Warfare 2. I was on high rise. I had my mom's earpiece from her Motorola phone.

It plugged into my Xbox controller. And I joined in and I was a squeaker. I was literally 13. And every single person in the lobby told me, they called me the EF slur and told me to shut up squeaker. That was the entirely. Shut up, Sweeger, and to kill yourself. The whole reason why I was excited for puberty was so I didn't have to do it anymore.

Like, literally, I don't know why. I hit seventh grade and I'm like, okay, this is when my voice is going to drop. And then it didn't even drop until like 10th grade. Crooked didn't drop until last year. Last year. Yeah, literally last year. Dude, I dare you, viewers at home, everyone listening. I want you to go back to lastly VC1.

Not even a, oh, even the one from a year ago too. Like my facial structure has changed since then. Like, it's a huge. Grunk has been mewing for four years. You're losing the baby fat, man. That's really what it is. You look like you're about enlisted like the military. Like a year ago.

You're going to get a musket. I like the trooper cut. Oh, yeah. Dude, the short hair of my life forever. Yeah, from the last last movie. I'm not going to lie. As much as I hated that year, that year was so much fun. Like that was when we met Grunk and Tanner.

That was when, oh, well, there was some other, yeah, bad things that happened. But, like, still overall, that was a really fun year. Dude, it's like the COVID where we were just trapped at our homes. Oh, my God. Dude, I remember, I don't know why. You guys ever, like, think of, like, seasons or, like, have certain sense or, like, just think about the environment and then it just throws you back to years prior that, like, are so nostalgic.

Like, wintertime throws me back to, like, when I was stuck in my room. Like, in late December around there of 2020. And I don't know, it's just, like, cozy. Kind of. It's warm. It's like, oh, yeah.

Like, number one scents to recall memory. What is? I actually just learned about that. That's going to be in my psych test tomorrow. Mint?

Sint. Yeah. Using your nose, you smell something and you can, that's like, get an instantly trigger recall a memory,

like more than anything else. So if I fart in your face. Yeah. Yeah, probably. If I fart in your face, music brings me. Yeah.

Do you remember? I'll remember if you fart in my face in like a decade. That's why you smell, you smell sunscreen at the pool or something. You're like, dang, I'm at the beach right now. True.

That's true. It's so real. So real. All right. Well, hold on. I'm not done. What the fuck? All right.

Because I wanted to talk more about the squeaker thing. I used a PlayStation gold wireless headset for years, right? This big fucking thing with this like really shitty mic. And for some reason, no matter who you were, I was the only person who used it. But no matter who you were, it made you sound like five years younger than you actually were. And in one day I went from a PlayStation gold To a blue snowball

And every see one of my friends Were freaking out Because I sounded like I went from like a 12 year old To like 25 And they were like What is wrong with you? Yeah

Every time Every time your friends get a new mic They sound different Like a completely new person Everyone sounds different Wait does anybody remember When Grunk had like a weird bug on his mic

And his voice just like drop Like five decibels Yeah Like what the fuck is wrong with them It's so strange like, there goes. Amy does that now. Yeah, Amy does that now. Tanner, Tanner's just not different before you got that, or a different one.

Yeah, it was back back when you were, your setup was still in the living room. Even you, Isaac. Like, when I watch old videos, your voice was higher. Dude, would you guys believe that a year ago, Tanner's room was in the living room of his other house? That's, yeah. Yeah, he went through so many environment changes. I was just living with my sisters. And then, like, my whole setup could not fit in my room because I had this tiny room.

So I had to put in, like, a little. different living room part of the house. Yeah. Did she hate her? No. I hated her. She was loud as fuck. She had a baby,

Tedd. I know. That baby was loud as fuck too. I'll say it right here right now. Whoa. They both watched by the way. That baby's your niece. No, I know.

I'm going to go see her soon. Yay. That baby loud as shit. That baby loud as fuck. That baby loud as fuck, man. I can't wait until your niece grows up to where they're like, indulging content

and then they like find some lost archives of Uncle T's like Uncle T's stream Does he talking shit on them as a baby? Yeah, yeah Don't look up my name Don't do it Don't look up episode 33 or

No, no, no no no Don't listen in no no I remember I gave her a slap plushy For her birthday I was like I hear you know That's like it's cute That just reminded me hold on Wait wait wait wait

Wait Hmm Okay, sorry. Sorry, I was thirsty. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I said, wait. Hold on. You told everyone to pause to drink. No, I was, I just picked it up. I'm sorry. I got sidetracked. But back when I released the Frisd U-2s, there was a dad that got it, that bought it. And it came, it came late.

We won't talk about it, though. He gave it to his newborn baby. And there is a picture. I have a picture on my phone. of this little baby and this tiny little guy, a little, little tangling guy. I'm just sitting here thinking like that's going to be the plushy. No way.

That child is going to grow up and that's going to be the stuffed animal. That's so cute. That is fucking, that is like, dude, that's how much. Jeopardy baby. That is absolutely. It's so crazy. That's so much cooler than a random ass stuffed animal too because there's like a thing with it that they can experience when they get older too.

Like, do you guys have this version of you when they're a kid? and then they have another version of your videos when they're older. Do you guys have this thought in your head? Sorry to cut you off. Like how I used to watch Faye's Rain and his vlogs all the time growing up that like when I would look to him and like I would make videos now or something like that, you realize that people are watching us and they're thinking like probably the same shit. There has to be at least one person thinking that.

Yeah. That is like ridiculous. Like I don't know. I mean, I get it all the time. Like thank you for inspiration for either gym or making videos or just being. It's like so heartwarming and so like whole. I don't know. Like, it's just crazy.

Like, put yourself into the, now, I wouldn't call it consumer, but just like the audience perspective of it, rather than, you know what I mean? It's crazy. Dude, when I grew up, I watched Phase Adapt, like, religiously. Like, he was, like, the main guy I watched.

And then 2018, randomly, I don't even know how it happened. He played Fortnite together for a couple months. Yeah. And I remember the first time I played Fortnite with him, I was like, bro, this is like, this is crazy. It was scared. I was scared.

Yeah, I wanted to kill him. I wanted to fight him. We've all had those moments, especially in recent months. Dude, it's crazy. People that we just, that we play like once with, we just talk or whatever in like a VC. Dude, before it was like, we're not. No, no, yeah, all right. So we're just going to talk about it?

Fuck it. Dude, my, my surreal moment, honestly, was when Captain Sparkles asked me where all of the slabs were, when we were building that giant Coliseum on SMP. That was fucking wild. That was so wild. That was so long. Captain Sparkel was like, all right, Willie, Where are we going? Where are the slabs?

All right, Willie. And you're sitting there and you're the main character in the Let's Play that you used to watch 10 years ago. Exactly. I remember watching all of his videos of that giant tree with that slime, Jerry the slime or whatever the fuck it was. Remember that? Fucking Jerry. Oh, dude, I just remembered another thing

about Fortnite. This is random. I don't even know if I told you guys this. Hold on. I played Fortnite with Rice Gum a few times. Like, how random is that? I actually have not thought about Rice Gum in literally two years. Yeah, I'm not redundant so long. He was like Maine.

My first streamer I watched. He was actually kind of mean. Like he wasn't mean to me. There was somebody in his room and he was like being mean to him. He was like, go give me my fucking ramen. And I was like, damn, this guy's got a mean. Oh my God. He was my first streamer I watched.

Dude, he dipped off the face of the planet. I don't even know. Yeah, you got his like bags and now he's just done. I'm sure he's got investments or something. Yeah, because well, he used to do those crazy sponsors, like big, big payout sponsors for the Supreme Mystery Boxes, like the $50,000. Oh, yeah. I used to do the fucking

Ghibit gamble shit. That was crypto in 2017 pretty much. Yeah. A chance to win a Rolls Royce or like a fucking key chain. Yeah,

that was. That was literally. They were paying out the ass I heard for those. They were. Yeah. Because those are very, very fucking profitable.

I used to play on those sites. Yeah, I used to play on those. I did too. I remember a one. What did I win? I think it was a virtual one. I don't remember.

It was something virtual. What are you talking about? I won't. I played the system. Oh, you got the role. Roy's, where is it? Let's see. You want Isaac?

Let's talk about how you dropped all that money on all those sticker capsules and never pulled a crown foiling to see us go once. And I got nine. Yeah, I want to say, I want to say bad things to you, nine crown dollars. He kept seeing me doing.

He's like, man, what the fuck? He kept on buying them. I remember, yeah, I was like buying more. And then Nick was like,

all right, I'm born to buy this case. Bons the case opens like a fucking $1,600 dollar knife. Oh, whatever, dude. And he would live reaction in chat. I want to gamble again. Holy shit.

My bank account needs to be beat up. Where is my steak.com? Ladies and gentlemen, do not gamble. And with that. Unless we start gambling. Unless you win. No.

Kitting. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm literally just. And the only way Isaac could ever gamble on stake.com is using express me again, which he's not going to do because that's against the laws. That is true. That is true.

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you guys do you do not. Do not do that. It's worst. It's worth. It's amazing. Anyway,

all right. Well, that being said, Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching, for listening. Don't forget. Code Cruz. They are some crazy. Can Tanner leave us with a hypothetical?

I like those. Hold on. Hold on. We can get the hypothetical in a second. I'll give Tanner some time by saying that there are some big things coming this month. In particular, it's going to be absolutely insane. And then next year, we're kicking it off with even more. We have so many plans, you guys.

We have so many. So buckle in. Get cozy. And we will see you next week. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Unless you don't give a shit about Thanksgiving. Enjoy it with your family.

Enjoy your family. Happy family giving. Yeah, give everybody a hot, warm night. We don't know. Maybe you don't like Thanksgiving. And also,

by the time you're listening to this, please be safe on Black Friday. Thank you. True. Please be safe driving too because people like to drunk drive around this time. Yeah, don't.

That is very true. Yeah. Careful. Careful out there. Yep, Tanner. Terell, you're that hypothetical now.

All right, would you rather turn green like every second you're alive and one mother dies, but you get a billion dollars at the end? Or, Would you rather kill a billion mothers and get a billion dollars in return?

Oh, what? That's easy. Mothers, man. Shut up. You know a billion mothers? Yeah. You literally turn green and one mother dies and you get a billion bucks. Like that's the thing.

You turn green and get a billion bucks and like one mom dies. But you're killing a billion mothers. That's like free food and then you get a million dollars. But you don't want to turn green. The only green personal line. I don't want to turn green. Larry, if you think about it, if you think about it, I'm getting the same amount of money unless moms are dying and I'm green.

99 million less moms No, how many seconds do you think we're alive for? Not one billion, surely not Okay, wait, listen, what if what if, okay, what if I have the world's biggest grenade and I And then a billion moms are gone Okay, let's get my money Okay, but that's a lot of fucking moms

Okay, wait, I got one, I got one together But your mom is included possibly in that one billion Oh, yeah, your mom is included Okay, okay, okay, let's what I just fixed it, I fixed it, I fixed it No, turn green, the one mom that dies is yours, you get a billion dollars or you kill a billion moms and you get a billion dollars.

Wow. I'm killing a billion moms, dude. I'm killing it. I started drinking driving and I hate rage and I kill a billion mothers by road raging. Would you rather have road rage or kill a billion moms? We were so good.

Or have road rage and kill one mom and get a billion dollars. All right. Listen. A billion dollars on one mom and I'll crush her to death. One cartoon boulders flatten her out in front of her dad. Would you rather press a button that teleported one billion moms in this space? And you get a billion dollars. They're alive in space choking to death.

Or you press a button and you get a billion dollars and nobody gets hurt. I regret it out. You get a million dollars and your closest friend mothers gets hurt. What's the fucking, can we bro fist it out? Thank you for watching. Game or subs. Thank you for sponsoring. We'll see you guys next week.

Goodbye. Much love. Bye.