The Group Chat - #34 - HE SEARCHED WHAT?! 😱

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of the group chat podcast. I cursed in the first 10 seconds of the introduction, and I realized that we don't have a lot of leeway when it comes to, yeah, so we can't. Wait, we can't curse at all. Have I cussed before at the very start? Probably, yeah. No, we don't do that. You have.

We definitely have done it like. But we don't cuss ever. I feel like YouTube gets pissed at it. But welcome back to episode 20 to 1. 37, I think or something? It's 140. At what age do you start to be, like, dying? Like dumb.

Like 35. So we're almost there. Yeah. And a huge thank you to GamerSups for sponsoring this episode. We're almost dying. For 10% off. If you guys miss the Black Friday sale from last week, please give us more money and buy stuff anyways.

It'd be really like fun. Yeah. If you miss a Black Friday sale, that is your fault. You have a lot of. I'm not going to lie, dude. That was a one day. That was $150. Anyways.

This is a hundred and fifty percent off. Sorry. You missed a hundred thousand percent. Right backwards. Um, yummy is sick. Yeah. Yeah.

A game. A shocker, anybody? No, it's not a shark. You want to know why? Because all I do is eat fucking chick fillet every goddamn day besides Sunday. You know what I eat at Sunday?

Popeyes. I just here. I really, I wonder if you diet contributes to your health. Yes. It does. It definitely don't. Keep eating that horse shit.

No. Because I like the way it tastes. Oh my God. No, you're getting like a cold sick though. You're not getting like a. But the thing is if you eat like bad food, it's going to contribute to something. Yeah, it doesn't help. It doesn't help you in that kind of sickness where he looks like an iPad kid.

Every time he comes out of his room, he has like a really long old shirt. He's sweaty on the pits. And he stands like this. He goes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's the hard. He's just like standing like a normal person. His butt is always out like crazy. He's like a tummy out. Oh, yeah. I love putting my tummy out. A little curve. I got like a big belly sometimes.

Speaking of big bell. Thanksgiving. Somebody's not here. Oh, true. Yeah. As you can tell, soft will he's gone again. Soft Willie has decided to take a 40-year vacation again. He's actually in,

Ibiza this week And he took a pill there Huh? Yeah, he took a pill there And decided to stay But It was a late lost It's not working

Yeah, but also Speaking of Big Bellies Thanksgiving I know everyone had a great time Seeing their family again Oh yeah Yeah This is why

At least for me it was The first Thanksgiving Like where actually everyone was there Because of COVID You couldn't in the prior years Yeah that was for me too The first year ever What the hell are you talking about?

Like, there was more family members at my Thanksgiving this year. Yeah. Because COVID, COVID restricted everyone. Oh, visiting. You didn't have Thanksgiving in 2018 or 19? Oh, my God. Yeah, it's been a while since then. Yummy, that's the thing.

It got your brain. You got brain rot. Yomi, you didn't even have the Thanksgiving. I have like six people in my whole family. Yeah. No, Yomi got high and then left. Yeah, me got high there and left. I stuffed the turkey with my penis.

and then I left. He stuffed the turkey with his penis and left. And then he like flipped off his mom and then punched his nephew. And then he left. How was everyone's... Stuck a turkey down his mom's neck and then he like kicked her downstairs. I always everyone's Thanksgiving. You had a good Thanksgiving.

I had a good Thanksgiving. I don't think we ever talked about... I know we did it privately. No, we didn't. We never talked about like, you know, like the star of the show. Like the coolest thing at the food table. Ham. You love fucking ham.

You love eating ham so much. Thanksgiving was to die. The mac and cheese. I've never had mac and cheese this year. Wild. I know. But we did have the candy yams. Come on,

shot candy yams. I didn't get that. You didn't get any candy dams? I counted and I got asked, asked like what I'm going to do for college like four times. Oh, yes. Oh,

hold on. What was the age range between all of them? 40 to like 50. Yeah. The old. The youngest person You should have been We're going to die

What are you going to do when you die? That's what you should just say Bless you. Thanks But what? Who is the youngest person besides you your Thanksgiving? No, I wasn't the youngest.

My cousin was, she's like a year or two younger than me. Yeah, you want to hear some bullshit? Yeah. You're like an old man. Who's the youngest? Who's the fucking shit? Did you like your Thanksgiving?

You want to hear some bullshit? Who was the game? Back in the world, we got nothing. Holy fuck, shut up. You know what a good question, Isaac. What an awesome thing to add. You guys bounce off of each other like ping pong balls until I stopped the ball. They're like, what's your favorite video game?

No, Nick would ask that. But unfortunately he's not. I'm sitting here like itching to know. I wanted to know. You guys were like, I want to hear of this. fucking shit. You want to hear this fucking shit? What?

What'd you want to know? You're done, you old man. I'm going to come up there. No, dude. Here's the bullshit. Here's the bull. Here's the bull. S word, right?

So, my family split in terms of age is so dumb. Right? Okay, listen. Let me explain. Everybody is either 40 years old or like five years old.

And I'm just sitting here in the middle within like no friends, No, nobody, dude. I'm eating ham and I'm watching football. Football. What about like a sister's husband or something?

Hell not, bro. My sister's husband's 41. Oh my God. No way, yeah. No, that's actually real, though. My sisters are over 30. Everybody's like 80. Yep.

And then I have like one nephew and they're like zero. And then I'm just like 23. Dude, I'm 19 and both of my siblings are in their mid-30s. I can't relate to this at all. I have no idea what it's like It sucks cock

Dude you don't want to know what it's like Yes it sucks For me Because you're the most different one there And you can't relate to anybody Let me tell you why it sucks Well no I'm Okay go ahead

Because all the older people Like for my family specifically Have kids that are so young That they can't even hang out with you at all Or like give you any of their Experience or conversations Because they're too busy chasing around a four year old Who's like pissing all over the walls

And spitting on animals and shit Spitting on animals Yeah, I mean My fruit You go ahead I was going to say my My little nephew Learned how to draw like stars

But he likes to He likes a cool design star So he draws a circle To connect all the dots Or all the points Oh my God Stars with circles What a little hunter X hunter

Everywhere Does he draw little go heads With like With horns Dude it's so crazy Because there's a photo Where you just see like Pantagrams

like pages of pantergrams scattered all over. That's crazy. There's like one like void in his notebook. It's like really dark. It's just like surround me. Help me, help me, help me, help me. Help me. Talk to me.

Talk to me. Oh, dude. For me it's, I'm, I'm the oldest. All my all my like little dudes, you know, all the cousins, everybody is all under the age of, I think 19. Which is crazy. It ranges from cool.

It's not. I'm the babysitter. That's why I am. So I'm never like, I just wish if there was someone older to me, it'd be like super dope or my age or something. What?

19 is close to your age. 19 is my brother. Yeah, you got a little really close to your age. I was more so talking about like cousins and stuff. Oh. The closest person of my age is 17. I think nine years old

It's the closest to me Yeah that's ridiculous They range they literally range from I think like One and a half to 19 And there's like 10 of them Ten cousins God Yeah

Yeah Why are cousins like even part of your family I can beat up all my cousins I can beat up all my cousins I can beat the fuck out of every single cousin I have They are pretty much I'm shooting one They're just strangers in like

A stranger's balls And then they become your family I don't get it This is what Alabama people do to convince themselves that it's okay. They're just strangers. They're just strangers. Porking and won't do none to me.

I'll be just fine. Just fine. Yeah, but Thanksgiving was good. Black Friday was actually really, oh, we all copped some shit. Well, I mean, we could talk about that. Yeah, we did all cop a steering wheel. I couldn't afford a steering wheel,

so I like I was this. You'd be playing a plane. Yeah, you'd be playing. I didn't, I usually splurge all over the face coming Jizzwood on Friday. But this, like Friday just, there was nothing. Like, yeah, I didn't sit there and be like, oh my, I want that. I'm going to buy it on sale. They're scamming, dude.

They are. It's like, there's like no deals whatsoever. Because they drop the price, like, are they raised the price a month before and then they drop it back to what it actually was. Hold. Hold. Dude, oh my down, it's like down to $3. Listen, listen, listen.

It'll be like this. I'll be like this. Start November 899. Middle November, 899. 899. End of November. It's $1,000, but it dropped down to $899. That's the sell.

That is what they do. Well, no, I've seen a few things that are like on, on like, super sale. You know, like TVs or monitors, they were like doing really, really well. Like, they were on sale and that was like, it was like dope. Dude, you know what my pet peeve is? People that just buy TVs. Just buy TV just to buy them. Like, you already have the same one at your house.

I was driving past Best Buy to get some, like, Chick-fil-A. And I saw this, like, pickup truck with a huge TV being, like, put in the back. That's so... If you go to, like, a Best Buy or Walmart, and you're, like, in line to get a fucking TV that's, like, $100 off.

Please. Say it, I dare you. Nope. Go ahead. I and say none. All right. Just don't do that. Don't do that shit around me.

Yeah, get away from me. Never want to talk to you. We got to say. You got to say, do the last thing in the interactive menu of GTA. Oh. The last thing in the interactive menu. It costs $500 too.

It costs $500. You have to give me $500. $500. It lets you in. Yeah. You say, take the easy way. out instead of the easy way out. What's up you having?

Just take the easy way out. It's sad that Black Friday, like the way that we grew up and what it was will never happen ever again, like ever. Remember how insane it used to be? Yeah, like run in like, like, I would love Black Friday because people would just start fighting each other. I never got to fully experience it. There's a reason.

There's a reason, like things like Amazon are like almost like a multi-billion dollar company. They're multi-trillion. Honestly, I wouldn't even doubt that. It's crazy how... You know, everything that you want, you can get online like that. How is Amazon not a monopoly? It is a monopoly.

Yeah, it is not. You're figuring out of the game, dude. What you mean? It's not a monopoly. It's not like nothing. How is it not? Because if it was a monopoly, the government would shut it down.

I mean, okay. Oh, that's true. That's literally under a different title. I think, no, I think Amazon is to literally... Monogamy. What? Whatever the name. Monogamy?

Monogamy. What the hell are you talking about? Yummy. Wait, what rules on the declaration? Yeah, what's up? Things are power. Amazon, I don't think the governments, the governments aren't hands off of all these things.

They're not hands off of Apple. They're not hands off of Amazon. No, no, no. There's a federal regulation for monopolies. And if one exists, it gets shut down. Yeah, that is true. In anything, that's a business. You know, that's part of the powers.

Because, like, that's insane. They're just ahead of the game. Because there are monopolies. That's like Mr. Bees. Mr. Bees is like tycoon. Tycoon federal. There's always competition. As long as they have competition,

you can shop online at any store. Because Walmart has competition, but they can still consider like the superpowers. Like if Amazon bought Walmart, if Amazon bought Target, if Amazon bought everything, then that would be a monopoly. Okay, yeah, that would be a monopoly.

So is it like as long as you have competitions considered a monopoly? Or not a monopoly, sorry. Yeah, it's just like fair play, pretty much. But what counts is, what counts as competition? But that's not fair play, man. No motherfucker's Amazon. What counts is competition?

Yeah, that's a good thing. I don't think that's in any regulation. It's because of the reason monopolies exist is when they start trying to buy out other. For example, there was like a recent thing that happened with, there was some sports shit, like regional sports. Okay, these guys are fishing. They're fishing. This is awesome. I don't know what the fuck.

There's a dynamite. There's a dynamite. He's a little bit of a bunch of. Boers. So it's just like basically when when companies try to absorb other companies and try to like spread themselves out over like one area, the government will step in and be like, no, you can't do that. Well, they have to, they have to like allow them to do that.

I'm pretty sure. There was a, I mean, some sports like Fox Sports was trying to spread out way too far and buy a bunch of regional shit and I think it got shut down. Well, then I mean, then the correct move as a business owner would be to not acquire those companies. Dude, you just rubbed all over your fucking mic and I heard every second point. Can you quit playing around? We're learning about monopolies here. You guys are all goofing off of all these cameras. Enough is enough. Enough is enough. Let's get serious here. Let's get serious. I'm flipping you off right now when my camera's off.

Stop. Okay. Okay, sick McGee. I'm not even that sick. It was way worse. Tell the class why you have a four liter bottle of Mountain Dew in your room next to you. It's all gone because you drank it all. actually I barely drink any of it. Number one. Number two. That's Isaac. Okay.

What did I do? Larry's getting me confused with you about the chippole table that you just bought and put the fridge and never ate. I forgot about it. I'm sorry. It was in the mini fridge we don't use. I put it in there to hide it from you guys because I know you eat it. But then I forgot.

Nobody eats anybody's food here. What? Are you dead serious? You guys buy shit and just eat whatever. whatever you want. That's, yeah, no, except it's only me who buy shit. I mean, Taylor's gone. I think you guys buy ground meat and then you guys just eat it.

I buy all, I always buy ground meat and always rice. That's my go-toes. That's the only thing I buy for the size. And then he goes home and has a smorgas. And I eat them all. The condiments I buy. No, they don't buy groceries. I put every single condiment in my rice and meat bowl.

I buy groceries grunk. You want to know what he ordered? Because I'll tell you, it was nine things of milk. I was not a fucking orange juice. I was not a grocery run. It was nine gallons of milk in the house. I actually did. It was four gallons of Fair Life milk and it was like

six pints of Quest. No, Halo tab ice cream. Yeah, ice cream. All you do is by the fuck. It was not a grocery store. It was me saying, okay, I need ice cream and milk. I need ice cream.

That's like a month's worth. That's way more than a month. That's a year, bro. If somebody with lactose intolerance fucking came in this house, they would actually just start. They would die at the front door. They would die. They would die. Nick, I'm pretty sure Nick is a, or Nick is.

Oh, dude, fucking. No way. Halo top is lactose free. He's huge. Oh. Yeah, but that doesn't, excuse me. I mean, so. Actually, that's lactose free too.

Are we good? Is it? What? All the halo shit that you have? Damn. All the halo shit and the phil is. I want to try. $100 or knowing, and then we'll see if you like shit's spent on.

Yeah, let's see which one gives him the run. Can we just like nach cheese in his veins? Notcho cheese. Turn him yellow. Ncho cheese isn't lactose? What are you talking about? The fake shit or the real shit? I don't know if either, bro.

Cheese is lactose. Oh, yeah, cheese. But that fake shit, that chemical shit, that Velvita, no. There's got to be some lactose in there. Velvita can be good. There's got to be cheese. They have to call it cheese. It's lactose if there's cheese in it.

Okay. They can't be like, nope, this isn't there. This isn't lactose. It's just cheese. Like, tell me how Velvita. Velvita's on the store. No, this is on the shelves. No, no.

No, no. Vitas is on the shelves and it has that cheese, that squirmy, gross-ass, gooey cheese on it. And it's not refrigerated, so explain that. It's still lactose, though. There's cheese involved in making it. I'm going to slap you upside that. There's still cheese.

Commer says below, is there cheese and fucking cheese squeeze? You ran out of bread. It's so awkward. Is there cheese in fucking cheese squeeze? Is there cheese in fucking cheese? You got to make a decision. Are you going to pass out for this sentence? Are you going to take it?

He came out on a fork in the road. I'm looking it up right. You're like, I'm looking at my I would die on this hill I was literally like wounded I was bleeding I was bleeding out on the grass

So I was bleeding I want to warn people in New York There's a group of people catching Just random civilians with a fishing net Like in the subways In the subways If you stab in the road

wrong tile, you just get swooped up by a fishing name. There's not going to Central Park. There are snare traps around. It's probably like a Prada ad or something. No, I swear it got real. I've seen what we can talk about that. Oh, I think we should.

By the way, by the way, no, I don't want to talk about it. I want to talk about Velvita has 9.3% average lactose. And then my case is closed. Are you for real? Yes, I looked it up. It's 9% lactose.

They got an average on that shit, bro. You do got an average. average lactose on it. American is 0 to 14%, but Velvita's 9. How is it 0 to 14? I don't know. It's all plastic in the end of the day. Anyways. It is all plastic anyways.

Anyways. He's still going to eat chicken nuggets from McDonald's. It's a bad thing. Big fucking boo-boo. So let's let's okay, hold on. Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Isaac owns 12 Balenciaga. Isaac always buys him yesterday.

He just bought more actually. He did. What happened? The fact. No. I can't. I can't talk. I can't talk.

I can't talk about it on the podcast. It's bad. I mean, look it up. Don't look it up and then just react to it. But don't say anything. Yeah. React to it.

They promoted some bad things. And then they acted like they had no idea they promoted it. That's crazy. I'll just explain what basically happened. A Belizziaga controversy. No. Whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, we don't want to bring that topic up because this is a pretty not good. Oh, he read the word. He read the word. He read the one. The key word that I can't say.

He read the word. Yeah, we really can't say it. We just cannot. We could say they were being evil. They promoted a very, very indecent campaign is what they did. Very indecent. That didn't have to do with the dogs. It wasn't the product itself.

It was more so the campaign. It was the adornmental, bro. They were hiding it. They were hiding them the shit. The point of it. Oh, yeah. Well, there's two things. things that are not really connected, but they are connected.

Because there's two different campaigns in the scope of. And one campaign had one thing and one campaign to the other thing. But they're both in that same realm of that. And now everyone said, Kanye was right. OM double F and G. He always is right. I swear to God. The God.

By Zach came back and made a public appearance and just held up a flag that says actually. No. I forget that guy actually does that. Fraud by Zach could, though, maybe. Dude, I heard prod by Zach went into Soft Willy's DMs and asked him when he wanted to be a part of something. Yeah, he said, yo,

with the coat, no cap. Let me on that album. Let me on fart. Fart. Yeah, anyways, Belintagena. If you want to know about it, take the time to go look into it. Just warning, though, it has some sensitive topic.

It is really, it is a very sensitive topic. triggering for some people. It's a messed up topic. It is a rest of the topic. And I feel bad because I know the brand as a whole isn't responsible for that one ad campaign. It was someone who's responsible for the ad campaign. But shouldn't they know who's running campaigns like the upper? Well, I feel like they're such a large company that they didn't know.

Because the marketing director probably reached out to someone and that person reached out to another person. That's usually the case. It's like you reach out somebody and then they get like a studio or like a photographer that does work in that similar area. They get like a CFL and then. Yeah. And then, but then. random. Still, though, I wonder how many times

those images have been passed through like the offices and then it was still approved. Yeah, exactly. Like, nobody even went to. Like, you know, who just zooms in on that? It looks like, hmm. Well, there's one that was kind of hidden,

but not really, because you could still see this shit. And then there's another one that was playing inside. Which one was the document? The first? I don't know which one came first. I don't know. There was like a book on a desk. Oh, wait, no.

I think the document did come. first. The document came first. And I, dude, I literally at the airport in my stupid-ass Balenciaga hoodie. And your big giant hoodie and your big giant clown shoes and your... I was going home and I'm reading about it. And I look down and I'm like, shit. And it's cold.

It's cold. It's cold. You go like a hot airport. Get him! Yeah, literally there was a mob. Somebody! TSA stopped me and they made me take off the hoodie and they threw it in the garbage so they can go. They did. They burned it in front of him

and I kicked him while he was down. Yeah. And then they started tasing me for some reason. I think it was because of the Belenziaga hoodie. If you guys don't know, when you wear a hoodie it engraves the logo on your chest. No, all right, listen. TSA is like they tied you up Isaac. They tied you up.

Yep. They put you in a dark room with a light to your face. Yeah. And they held up a poster. Yes. And they said, do you know this man? And it was yummy. Yeah. It was yummy. How are you talking about? What is responsible for the Belenciaga? Fuck, shut up. That is like, that is defamation.

I will sue you. Well, you're not going to assume for shit. You're not going to assume for shit. I was going to say, you got to get them. Yum is the unabomber? Yeah, that's what I was like. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Who is?

Ted Bundy. Who is? Grunk. Grunk? Grunk. Oh, yeah, everybody's stop. Sorry, guys. I like your Christmas tree back there.

That's new. Yeah. That is sweet. Wait, what's the LVC vibes? Holy shit. Oh, wait, can you go, Grunk, can you go get an ornament off your tree for me? Yeah, go get one.

Get one specific one. One that's right next to something. He created, I told you what. I didn't even realize that. That's absurd. I didn't realize that. I saw the picture and I remember.

Let's look at one of these ornaments there on this tree. It's a little hard to see. And audio listeners at home, I'll explain what it is. What the fuck is that? That's not it. Oh, yeah. That's not the right one.

You are. The big giant fucking Luffy McGee on the top of your trickies at home. Brunk just brought a fucking sponge bobby mode over here. Is that not an ornament? Is that just literally just a hat? Grunk, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

No, he put a cowboy hat on his Christmas tree. I thought that was an actual one-piece ornament. That's a one-piece. That's a loofy. That's the Loofy one-threat. That's the loofy. This?

You, nice burp. No, man. No, no. No. The samples. The samples. That's a bitchless Christmas tree. We need those dry vocals.

Oh, brum. Oh, brother. We need the wets. We need the wet. Hand over the box. Where's the reverb? Just get them. Grunk, what do you?

Turn your EQ. Okay, wait, hold on, Isaac. What is it? What's the ornament? So he has Gamer subs ornaments. He has a game or something. Dude, those are just sample packets. He shoved into the tree.

Yeah, I like the, yeah, he hooked him up and he put it on the tree. I guess he took him off. That was my fault. Yeah. I thought they were just on. No, my mom. His mom put him up there.

They put it for a picture. Yeah, he put a little gamers subs packets on the tree. It looked really cute. It was really awesome. Listen, that's a cue. That is a really good ornament if you want to put on your tree.

If you have nothing to put on your tree. Here, I'll send a picture to Cam so you can put it on the screen. Okay, that's perfect. Cam can get that picture. All right, Cam, track my finger and put it on my finger. He's still a great job. That's impossible.

He's editing it in real time. That's insane. Wow. Can everybody look at this edit? Oh my God, do the people at home you're missing out on the crazy YouTube video. If someone can edit all of this right here? What do they get to head to you?

Wait, did we say we got 100,000 on YouTube? We did. Oh, my God. We didn't say it. No, we did not. Sorry, we didn't. Okay. Ready guys? Remember the song?

Do you remember the song? Three, two, one. Well, we got. Thank you for 100,000. When I was a young boy, my last time. Sweet And Somebody

Somebody just Somebody just woke up out of their sleeping They're having to see them They woke up in a deep sweat At 3 a. In front of the TV They will go I do want to say

I do want to give a huge shout out to you guys and your support. We hit 100,000. 1,000, 100,000, subscribers on the podcast channel. Just imagine 100,000 people about us at our door.

We did. That's nuts. And grunk, you can have the plaque. You're kidding. Grunk. No, we're kidding. Shut up. What the fuck?

I don't give you a son of it. I don't give it to grunk any day. No way. You can have the plaque when you punch your dad right in the face and you record it. And then you put it everywhere on the internet. I think we'll give grubes. Let's give grunk the 100,000 plaque, and then let's take the one million to put in the house when he moves in together with us after college or something.

Oh, no. Oh, we're going to go. Six years because he's going to be a doctor. We should give it to Ken. It'd be like eight years. They're like 12. But wait, we can't wait. We put something on the plaque.

That's like very iconic. We could also just order a bunch of plaques. We put an emoji on it. There's a way to do it. Can we actually get multiple? Yeah, I don't know how you do it, but you can. Oh. And it costs extra.

Extra to what? Get multiple. Yeah, like a bunch of planks. Oh, blacks. All right, well, I say Larry pays for grunks. I say Larry does pay for grunks. That's fine. As long as long as you're going to be a great Christmas present.

And speaking of Christmas, Christmas is upon us, dude. It's coming. I don't even know how. It's so crazy. This is by far, I mean, just to get, just to like vent. We're so fucking busy, dude. I mean, Yummy took eight hours to get here. What?

It took way more than fucking eight hours. Oh, today? Yeah, and I'm still on the clock. I have my Discord ready to open. That's true. There's so many things happening. There's so much happening. I haven't, let me put it into perspective of like the people who saw Soft Release vlog on a second channel of us moving.

I haven't had, I don't think, any downtime at all since you guys have seen. seen that video. You post almost every day. Right. Yeah. All the time. Listen, man. Like you're grinding it out.

You know, it's all fun. We're just, we're all working. So working. Um, also, uh, I mean, like the plans that we have for December is like a holy, holy, holy, holy F. That's also true. That's holy F as fuck. I'll start with, um, I mean, we got. We got something not today.

Um, it is the second of December. and I know someone promised a certain something for today it's not going to be happening today it's going to be happening next week is that me Soft Willie

So soft Willie So soft Willie is dropping an album Not a video An album Of songs with all of us on it Man He said he was doing that Yes he is

He said he was going to do it this Friday But after talking with him Talked it though we're going to do it next Friday So on the 9th We drop an album next Friday. The ninth? Really?

Speaking of the ninth. We're dropping an album on the ninth? Yes. Taylor does you know? I don't even know either. Nobody tells us anything. I don't know that what's going on. This is a lot of action of me finding about it.

I have a reaction. No, none of us knew that. I swear I got it to know. What? And we were dropping an album on the ninth. I didn't know exactly what was happening. None of us knew. All I know is that they wanted to use my unfinished song.

and send me some shit that I barely liked and I was like, yeah, whatever. All I know is I started getting hounded by Pat God, Cage, and everybody tell me to record a verse. I'm like, what are you talking about? So I did it and then I submitted it. And that was that. And that was that.

I feel like I haven't even talked to Nick about this whole thing. It's like only been Cage. I'm not going to lie. I only have like one song and I think it has like two verses. Well, you have to figure that out, man. I don't know. You're going to upload Teen Titans Blank. again. I guess I'll just do it like

HQ 3D HD audio or something. 80 audio. Turn on if I played the song right now in the podcast and ruin the whole album. It's like like horrible sounding. Yeah, use your webcam like the National 7 service weather alert. It's like fork on a plate. I hate that sound.

Ooh. What's the chalk one? Nelsen chalk. A lot of a lot of plants going on, a lot of cool things. I'm super pumped for it. I'm excited. Um, last leave you see coming up pretty soon. Huge.

That's the most. I'm gonna get fucked. What? I'm gonna need sleep before then. I'm so drained. Yeah, you're gonna. I mean, you're gonna get drained. Let's all right, I'll just, I'll put it out there.

I'll put it out there. We have, uh, the plan is to start midday next Friday. What the fuck? For last to leave? Yes. The ninth. This is what's wrong with you and Nick? By the way.

What is? Nobody tells us. I knew. I knew this. I talked to grunk. I talked to grunk. I talked to grunk and I told grunk to tell everybody else. I did you not hear what I told jubby. Gummy's you're not like I was I was saying a whole bunch of stuff in that group chat.

You and me and I do not read that shit, bro. You guys do like what group chat? You guys post like 90 messages and then you expect you to go through and read all that. I don't read anything guys. This podcast is just a whole bunch of surprises, I guess. A bunch of surprises. I'm not going to lie. I hope you're able to do that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Whatever, dog. Yeah, it's set stone. Yeah, sure. He's hate your eyes. I'm not moving it. That is the absolute date.

No question. No, it doesn't matter. What? I didn't mute my mic. It doesn't matter what. I'm just saying it doesn't matter because like any date is just going to be like overwhelming. Because it's December so busy for all of us. Yeah, it is.

I mean, that's my main thing. That's it. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. The three nights of complete torture, followed by another two weeks of more torture.

I think it should actually be we're in VC for as long as we possibly can for like four weeks straight. Like actually, actually. Like it's like painful. Can we have like a chair that just does a bunch of things to us? Can we have a tube of like Adderall? Have you ever played kick the buddy? Whoa, wait. That's, hold on.

Yeah. Tanner just said something crazy that needs to be brought up. What? Nick cannot take his Adderall prescription during the last to leave VC. Nobody can take Adderall. No, he can. That is against the rules. What the fuck?

That's like a blue shell. Somebody throwing a blue shell. And Mario Carlin does a blue shell and a red shell. No, that's like the star. Any narcotic consumption. I do have, one of the dares I do have down is take two shots of vodka, but apart for that. Okay, that's easy. That's easy.

But for me, it's like, okay, yeah, it's gonna depend on who. Like, I'm not gonna make grunt going. What if grunt gets it? I'm not gonna be drunk doing then.

I'll re-roll. It's not that all right. The drunk has to do it. No, grunk doesn't have to do that. Grunk has to take life. I can't force a minor to drink, Blake.

Okay, okay, fine, two shots of fermented ass blood. What if it's in, what if it's in the, it's like, the comfort of his own,

like mother's house. Like his mom is there to watch him take two shots. Oh, yeah, that's legal. Like this like a little baby And then puts it in like a little baby That is literally legal Like as long

Like you can literally drink If it's your parents are okay with it Dude I drank a whole beer in I was four years Depends on the state Yeah It's legal Tanner when I was nine I was cleaning up a party

There was hell of Budweiser's area Or like There's butt lights I think I was like I'll take a swing You're hooked ever since Shit dude I turned into like missed I don't know it was bad

It was beer Bad Bad. Bad. Listen. My dad's like, you know, oh, I try this fucking mango cart. And it's like, it's like an IPA or whatever. And I'm like, oh, all right.

Yup, that's beer and give it back. I don't want it. It's just. My dad would give me like a corona and like try this. I'm like, yep, that tastes the same. Then you give me like an IPA. I'm like, yep, that tastes the same. They all taste like that.

They all taste like shit. My dad handed me a Heineken and I tried it and it's disgusting. It's not. I don't know how they drink that shit. They're so weird. In Mexico. Is it like a maturity thing? Oh my God.

You just have to drink it so much. You have to hate yourself a little bit. No, no, no, no, he's what you need. You probably would need therapy because you probably have something wrong in your head if you enjoy fucking beer. Cob's a beer connoisseur, dude. That guy loves beer.

Cobb went to a beer festival a couple weeks. Like October Fest? Did he? Did he? Did it go to October Fest? You're like a fanatic. I don't know. Maybe, I don't know.

He went to some big beer thing where you pay like 60 bucks and then you get the sample every. Sounds like October Fest. He'd the sample all these beers all day. October 1st is basically just like beer everywhere. Cobb has an app on his phone where he lists all the beers that he's tried. He's tried like 500 or some shit.

Dude, why? He loves beer. He loves beer guy. He loves beer. Why? I don't get it. I don't know. I don't know.

Water and pee and dirt mud. It tastes like he peed in a boat. Dirty gym socks inside of like water and then fermented it for four years. Put it in a boot. Yeah. It tastes like what I feel like soft wheel it would taste like. Yeah, soft woolen was a liquid. He could be beer.

He would taste like a shirt to have a work on you like. What beer though? Yeah, wait, wait, what liquid would all of us be? Corona, um, I want to be, I'd be, I'd be Corona. Nick would be a Paps blue ribbon. No, Yummy would be a Paps blue ribbon. What the fuck is Paps blue ribbon? Paps blue rib.

That's like the, that's like the beer you get at the South. I feel like grung would be liquid nitrogen. Dude, grung would be a mosquito. He'd be like white wine. A white wine. Yeah. I think Larry would be Heineken, like the green bottle. No, Stella Artois.

Stella Artois. What is that? Larry would be a Modelo. Stella and Ultra or Modelo? Which one of them? Okay, Madela would be funny as fuck. Which one would be? Maybe Modello.

Modelo would be kind of funny. It's like a little yellow piss bottle. Yo. I think would be what? Some like suspicious. Don't fucking say it. He'd be like, angry orchard. Honestly, I was just like a white claw, dude.

Oh my God. I am not a white claw. A white claw. Don't what you do every night before you go to sleep. What's your nightly routine? I'll say it. Tell us to the class. I go to 7-Eleven.

I completely buy all of their alcohol of the surges and the serfs and the white cause. And I bring them home and I drink myself silly. And you drink them all and then you... Okay. Isaac, Isaac. Explain to the audience. What do you like wash down the surge with? White claw.

He has two of them. A double fist. Yeah, blue and white. And he goes... Do you not like the surge? That's how it tastes. Oh, they taste okay I mean, it's not like my favorite

Larry I want a Moscow mule Oh no they're so good Moscow yeah great segue into the more talking about beer and that's it Oh yeah Have you ever looked up like the worst drink of all time And you had to like delete your history

What'd be fuck? Why? What are you talking about Yeah man I've done that I actually, yeah. You look up a cellarito and you're like, wow, why is this in my search history? I should have like an incognito tab open or something. I'd look up like beer and boobs on like my computer.

And I'd be like, dude, that's like, now it's like search history. Picture this. You have Thanksgiving dinner. You look up on the family computer, beer, boobs, butts and like a big giant flapping butts. And your grandma looks around and you're like, oh, you need something to like cover that up. You need to hide it. Where does that come in? Express VPN.

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and naked ladies. Why wet? How did you know as a kid like, have to be wet? Well, I just like, what you think could be way cooler if it was wet is a thing. Honestly, if I was a kid,

I'll switch up like big neon butts. Big neon. Oh, yeah. Oh, galaxy butts. Dubstep. Galaxy and neon cats. Galaxy butts. Big scurlix butt.

Big scurlitz butt. Big scrylix butts. Big bangerine butts. Big bangerangx. Big bangerang. It's and monster sprites or something. Monster, yeah, monster sprites and nice sprites butts butts. Big lofi butts.

24-7 big lofi butts. I would look up. I would look up on my school chrome. book and I would, I'd get very terrified. And I'd snap my Chromebook and half because my teacher would say, my teacher would say, everybody knows, anybody can see what you're doing on there. So don't look up anything bad. You look up bad stuff on your school computer?

I remember jailbreaking. No, I've done the same. I've done the same. Because you take you home to do homework and they're like, I had no other computer. Listen, but the kids around me made it so obvious because they were like all gather around like behind me. And I'm like trying to like look up big wet butt. And then like everybody's around me like a crap.

And she was like, what's going on here? And snap it at half, boom. And you're done. Snap it in half. No, but there's seriously, all the kids who went around me during that, you suck. You guys do so? Yeah, you guys are toxic. That's like the same kids.

I would like ask you. You guys look like incognito mode because incognito mode actually doesn't even protect you. And ExpressVPN does. All right, sob. You can see what you're doing. I'm just a little extra sugar. All right. All right.

I'm buying my mama car with that money. Thank you. Use Express VPN. Speaking of looking to stuff up, I had to look up Darius for lastly V.C. Because I ran out.

How many do you have? I have 100 total. 100. Like, God. He was like eight last time total. He was like eight and one of those

was like, go pull grass. Okay. There's a different system now. You guys want to hear? One of the Darius. Take down that tree behind you. Okay.

Actually, let me pull it up. Oh, shit. I don't know if this is going to, I hope this doesn't open on my fucking. It's probably going to open on my desk.

I want to cover you guys. Can we give yummy like the same one, like douse them and like cold water? Yeah. Yeah, actually one of them is. I didn't do that. One of them, it's like medium hard. You have to take off your socks. You have to take off your socks.

Oh, it's me. Stop! Take up your socks. Take off your socks. Take off your socks. Yeah. No, just take off your socks and show me your feet. That's the hard.

Ew. You're a freak. You have to take off the socks, dip them in water, like drench them and put them in the freezer. That was last years. And then wear that was last years. You're recycling. No, that was not. That was the toilet.

I put an ice keep in my underwear. You did do that. You did put an ice keeping your underwear. What? You know what? I think one should be smoking an entire cigar. Oh, there's a really good one. There's one of them that I have is you have to have an entire mouthful of water for like 30 seconds.

And if you laugh, like you can try to make it laugh. Ooh. And if you laugh, you get a strike. That's like, that's, whoa. That's got a strike system. Okay, that's wacky. Okay. It's be so scared.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. That's not my strong suit. I'm going to come. You have to hold your cum in your penis. Because the key when he holds water in his mouth, he comes. Yeah, the last, the last dare, the super, the only super extreme dare I have is Salgy Biscuit. That's it. Ew, what's, no, that's bad. You can't do that.

No, we can do that. We can do that. Salgy Biscuit's bad. It's in your fucking event, boy. It's fine. Come on a biscuit and eat it. You can't do that. Yeah. That's not. I'm not here to do that one.

I'm literally just kidding. It's not. Who was that one streamer who like literally jerked off in a tent on stream? And then, yeah, there was like a tent and they were to go in there, jerk off, and they would come back out. It was on Twitch. Word of God. Had it on my heart. What a God.

Are you serious on Twitch? Are you serious for you? Are you serious right now? Are you dying? Are you dying me? Okay. Listen, I always sound crazy every podcast because I bring up something you guys don't know. Yeah.

But if you look it up, it's real. and then you're like, oh my God, it's real, and then that's it. That's like a tradition. Gomezberger, Google it. Don't Google it. No, no, no, no. That's the only thing you cannot look up. Do not. Please don't look up Gomezberger. That's actually a real thing. It's really gross. It's not good.

You will, like, throw your computer away and punch your mom in the face if you do that. It's like, do not do that. If you do it, though, you should probably use a VPN. Stop! Again, we're going right back into it. Shut the hell up. Sorry, man. Shut the hell up.

It's pretty easy to do that. And you're going to say. I was going to say that Yummy, I'm going to ask you to move out now Right now You know what I'm We got all of your stuff

That's a good That's a good topic In a little bag Yeah how are you liking Your first few A few days here week Why would you ask him that man I'm just wondering

I'm just wondering He's been sick I know He's been sick and he hates it And he doesn't talk to us He doesn't talk to us He's sick He's grouchy every day

I'm just wondering That's not even true You fucking idiot This is what happened This is what happened When I walked double one I was like Hey, Yomi, spat on me

You punched him right in the mouth And you're like, oh, that's okay, man, how you doing? Right in the jaw, right the long jaw. Put a bear trap outside of Larry's- Okay, I'll tell you. Get to your finger. Look, that wasn't even me. What happened to your finger?

Oh, you can't even see you. You can't listen, hold on. Let me tell you my experience of moving in. You go on a Twitter, you can see a mugshot. This is what happened, right? What? So I moved in, somebody shit all over my toilet. This is my first experience.

Larry. We still haven't covered. Larry is the buckshot. I was not me. I told Larry, I said, listen, I said, Larry, you exploded in my toilet and he said, you can clean it, it's fine. And I was like, bro. He said, he said, you can clean it.

It's easy. Wow. That's what he said. Bucks shot shit off of your toilet. You're saying it's me. You're saying it's me. It's not me. The day I moved in, there's shit all over that goddamn toilet.

The only reason I say it's Larry's because why did you walk down the stairs and say, man, I had buckshot shit. That is the first thing. This was like two weeks ago. Did I even say anything like that? I heard it. I remember because I laughed at it. You see your luck.

Can I? Listen. Listen. I did not even. I'm going to re-knit how you did it. They pooped all over my stuff. My life, man. Look, one time,

Senator came out. A buckshot. He said, Damn. I sprayed like an eagle in there. I looked in there. The shit was shaped like an eagle. Dude,

it was making a lie. No, hold on. This is real. This is real. So not only have I been sick, right? Yesterday I took a shower. The whole fucking shower curtain fell off and hit me and fell on the floor. That did it to me.

Literally today, I held it and it fell on me. It fucking ripped off. Every shower curtain in our house does that. No, the pole? The whole pole fell off the wrong. I pulled the pole down. The house is trying to kill it. Okay, our shower and curtain is fine.

I'll show you, Larry. The fridge is haunted. The fridge is haunted. Tell him what happened. Me and the motion detector. Yeah, we were just sitting in the fucking living room doing nothing looking at cars. And all we hear is our fridge, our smart fridge, go, it's like 3 a.m.

3 a.m. And then we go through the door, the motion sensor to like, when it like turns on when you walk by it was going like on and off over and over again. And when we look to investigate, it stopped completely. Yeah. Can I be honest. Can I be honest something? You all haven't met.

Okay. So you know how we had like a smart view in the fridge? I was trying to think of a ghost. I woke up in the middle of the night one time, and I went to the fridge. I looked at the smart view because I didn't want to open it. Everything was upside down for a second,

and I opened it, it was fine. And I closed it and I looked back at it and it was fine. Again, I'm like, what? I walked past all the floating stools and all the floating chairs. I'll post it, I swear to God. All right.

I'm going to be 100% lost with you in this podcast. Oh, my God. When I looked at the smart view, I saw a no mining in the milk, and when I opened it, he was gone. Oh. man. Okay.

Also, this house has more cardboard boxes in it than a fucking landfill. I like how we say we're going to get rid of them, but we never do. No, that's true. We do we got to call a junk person pretty soon. It's not even like the house is like horribly dirty. There's just there's so many boxes.

It's only cardboard boxes that make it seem dirty. It's just only. They're so good. We could rebuild the whole house out of cardboard. You could. Build a fort. We could build a fort. That'd be cool.

We should make one of those old TV shows. Someone told me to do that. Make a box fort. Put it behind it. There's just our address all over the fort. Yeah. Like people know where we live. All our full name is.

Everything like that. That would be awesome. Good times, right? Good times. Oh, shit. I got to buy Christmas presents. No, Spotify Rapp happened today, guys. Fun fact.

Dude, I don't even want to talk. Yeah, mine. Mine is really embarrassing. Mine's actually not bad. I hate Spotify. Like Spotify doesn't... It's like, you listen to the song two million times.

I didn't... Do you get your rap on your phone? Yeah. I listen to music on YouTube. I got no wrapped, bro. You use Pandora. Don't lie to me, but... Oh, I'm jumping in, hold on.

Damn. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Shut up. Bish. Damn. Fuck. Stop.

Dude, my top artist was Kanye. There wasn't a single Kanye song on my... That is wild. That is wild. It said, It said I was in the top 0.5% listeners. I did not listen to Kanye at all. Y'all want to guess what I got top.

0.05 of. Frank Ocean. Frank Ocean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chill, though. Dude, I would have been in the top point one if Kendrick Lamar was on YouTube.

I mean, you know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. I had more than 97 different genres. Holy, holy crap. No, but listen. Underground hip-hop number one. Spotify reps. With Frank.

With Frank Ocean. last year I got 0.005. I was a bit. You want to know mine was? Mine was Taylor Swift, Mitzky, Alana Del Rey, Carly Ray Jepson. That is not a lot of it. That is not on.

And Paramore. What? How many minutes did you have? 276 million. You make everything up, but. Okay, no, Paramo and Lana Del Rey around mine. 276 million is like more than you be alive. Lana Del Rey would have been online.

That's like a lot of someone in my class today, they were like, they're like, dude, look at mine. They showed their phone at me. And it was it was Lil Uzibert, Kendrick Lamar, Travis Scott. Oh my God, you fucking. Hey, dude. Listen, if I see one, if I see one fucking Tyler, their creator, MF Doom, Brockhampton, fuck it, dude. Oh my God, I'm gonna go the easy way out. I, I, dude, I, holy.

We Lord Jesus. My most listen to songs are sad as fuck and not, it can't be true. Yeah, same. It's literally my number one song apparently is the fucking rumbling attack on Titan intro. That's your most listened to songs? Yeah, which doesn't, I think I, there's some mess around. My most is actually accurate. It's a great song.

It's come in by Weather Day. Listen to it right now. Oh, my God. Oh, Weather Day. day, Wednesday. Oh, I should have. That can't be right. That has to be wrong.

I can't be right. I didn't bring it, my mind. I refused to believe that. Whatever, anyways. Let me know what your top artist was this month. Actually, no. Legitimately, though, I do want to see what you guys listen to because I will judge the shit out of y'all. Okay, wait, here's a better one.

You listen to, there's so many with, like, soft really has, like a top. A lot of people have, yeah. Softwily. Like, I honestly, whenever, when I started seeing those, I literally had forgotten that, like, people I actually listen to soft willy music. Yeah, I'm honestly, I forget too. Okay, wait, don't tell us

who your top artists are. Tell us how many minutes? Because I listen to a lot of fucking music. How many minutes did you have? I, let me go find it.

I'm looking at somebody's right now, and it's Drake, Kanye, Post Malone, and Jack Harlow and Lil' baby. Oh, my God, shut that. Oh, oh. That's the majority. That's the majority.

of what people are going to have. I mean, those are like the biggest artists in the world. I had just like, they got a monopoly. That's a real monopoly right there. Okay, this is just on Spotify. No, it has 18 million plays. Wait, I mean, how many misses you have? I literally use YouTube.

Oh, okay. Sorry. Anyone else know how many myths they had? Because I'm actually curious. I have 801,000. Oh, I have 81,000 too. Yep. And I listen to Spotify and Twitter have like 160K, bro.

Wait, I'll listen to YouTube. What we should do? What's the what's that one website that tracks all of them and puts them all together? No way. It's a what is it called what you find it on the app though on the spot? What is it called? What does it call? A thing. It's like a panel. Does it count is you? Yeah, it's like a big panel thing. Does it count YouTube or not? I think I'm I don't know. Fuck, all right. Well, you can probably not though because YouTube's like weird with videos.

Yeah, it's not like music oriented. Unless maybe I don't know, I don't know, but yeah, that's only Spotify being that. I'm not going to a lot. I was trying to break 100K because I broke 100K last year. But, okay. I'm looking at top gaming tracks and it's Bad Bunny the weekend. Drake, don't know what's average in Eminem. Gaming? Yeah, made for

gamers. No. Made for fucking gamers. Made for fucking gamers. Bad bunny. Bad bunny? I can't actually know that's kind of funny though. Eminem though. M&M is on there too. Wait, Yami. Yeah. I remember when I show you L Alpha? Yeah.

Where he goes. I think it's crazy. You should get into that. I want to see her like Spanish core. I have a few Spanish songs on my playlist. What are they? Corazon sincara. Hugaste and suffi.

Oh my God. What are you sad as fuck. Are you sad, man? You can. Oh, no, it's not. It's not. You sad. Oh, I also have like a Portuguese song on there somewhere, too.

Oh, I, oh, there's a Portuguese drum and bass song that's so good. It is so good. It's a shout out to Brazil. Shout out to Brazil. Brazil. Brazil got some crazy tunes. I listen to a lot. There's like Bosa Nova.

The Bosa Nova goes crazy. I used to be all over that bitch. Hmm. Oh my God. By the way, speaking of like Spanish shit, Mexico loss. And, Did Mexico lose? US won?

US won. My bro. No, they're going against England. The US one against England. Oh, fuck, dude. Listen, I called my dad, right? What do you say? And I said,

Papa, Minnesota's a little and he was like, huh, dude, he sound like a grizzly bear. Like, he was talking,

but he was just like mumbling every fucking word. And I was like, okay, I get it. I understand. There's so much. passion.

I was scared. I'm so glad I'm here, not over there because probably would have been like, I don't know. I probably would have been target practice. It's crazy how there's so much passion in the World Cup. Yeah. Like other than any other sport ever. It's insane. Like if your team loses,

football the biggest sport. I think, I mean, well, I want to say soccer and piss off everyone. I'm saying soccer. So I think soccer's the most of you, uh,

sport. It is. Yeah, it is. It is. It is. It's huge. International.

percent of it is. Listen, if your country loses really bad, the crime rate goes out. That's true. Like, there's riots. It's like insane. Even if they win really bad. Even if they win, they win. Even if they win bad?

No, even if they win or not. I don't know about riots, but I mean, they shut down the highways. They shut down everything. They shut down everything. It's crazy. Oh, me sitting off the losing Super Bowl team jerseys to like a foreign country. So I don't know. I've never watched a football game.

Dude, they play them in. school all the time. Like, they'll play it on the big You got to grab a drink. And you're way back. Yeah. The school stills. Owee. Owee owee o'wee.

Chupam those weevs. This guy just remix the song. Wait, that's how it goes, guys. Everybody? No. Listen to me. No.

You got to go. Oh, eh. Oh, eh. And then the lyrics. Chupamel los weeos. Weewas. Hey, what does that? You repeat that over and over again.

That's just, you just call us all cock suckers. But not in that, well, yes, but not in that context. Because what was also means eggs? It does. Well, it also means eggs. I'm out of my dad's points or something. He said like, you're my daddy balls or something.

What? What did you just say balls? Are you my daddy? Your big daddy balls. Oh, going back, rewinding back in time, like a whole bunch of times, back to the whole conversation about the wheels. Well, you, I mean, did your wheel come in? No, not yet.

Fuck you. But I got a really cool jazz. Jacket. Fuck you. What the fuck? You did get a jacket. That was a nice jacket. It's such a cool jacket.

I'm going on for Christmas. Which? That boy. When's your thing coming in? My wheel? Yeah. Tomorrow by 10 p.m. God damn it.

Why? What's wrong? I want to do a funny stream. I already told all of you guys as much stream idea. I want to say here because it's just such a good idea. Yeah. Just imagine. Imagine going on Twitch and seeing like four people live playing like Euro Truck Simul

and the title Can we all drive Is literally just drunk driving On the same game Yeah, they're all the same game Imagine we're all in the same game And we're playing like Euro Truck Simulator And the title is drunk driving

How fucking dope I was thinking about drunk driving I didn't think about a stream That was like thinking about a video Yeah that'd be a good video too You're the word to turn it around That's fine We ever get to the destination first

Whoever gets the dishes first Gets the sabotage alive I have a crazy prize sabotage is allowed. We have pit maneuver. Mood maneuver people. Whoever. Wolf makes it to the destination

out of all of us gets this hat right here. Yes. Woo! Woo! I'm down. I'm down to do that whenever. I love how I can't hear that

through his mic, but I could hear it. I can hear it. I could hear it anyways. You know I hear it? Nope. You're fine. Beno. Oh, but yeah, no.

That stream's going to go bananas. Gotta be fun Well I can't have a wheel too right? Ron can't drink oh you don't have a wheel Oh why you should have got a wheel Oh yeah this game is actually the most fun on the wheel Like because I watch oh yeah of course okay yeah oh that makes sense This is the best gun because I've seen it go off

This food is the best because I've watched a video about it I mean yeah that's no okay then when you watch binging with Babish it is the best Okay, that is the best anime with Alvin that guys like anime with Alvin But, but Nick. Dude, Alvin, I would, oh my God. Hey, watch it. Oh, Alvin.

I love that. Alvin. Can I do anything? Like, like 120-hour meatloat for something. Yeah, yeah. Beef. I like too. Making the one-use feast and he just like is a huge, like, chunk of meat on a bone.

Those are literally the coziest videos on YouTube. I tell you what. I watch those to fall asleep. Well, I like, I like binge him with Babish, too, because that dude's like, we're going to be making a triple-decker or deliq or deliq. me slimmer. We're gonna be making an anime food. That's why you like them. How do you like the

hogs out there in the world, listen or watch Google Foods. Do they? We're gonna be dry aging. My own urine. My son's gonna eat everything. I get slated in it. Thank you.

All of the salt in my urine. I watch. I watch Alvin to like feel cozy and I watch fucking Google when I'm pissed off. I feel like a hog. I feel like I'm feeling like I'm pissed and I'll watch Google foods. I'm like oil myself up for

I've watched it. I like to hit myself over and over again. I'm like, Guga, Suvi to stick my know. Dry age everything. Guga. You just cut out so bad.

We're going to dry age your eyeball. Why did you dunk it? Dude, Meekinian needs to make a Guga foods. That would be so good. That would absolutely mess with them. Mm-hmm. Or like,

make one with like all three of them. And like each. Today we're going to dry age a baby. You've been watching it so long. just become Google Foods. You love him. Wait. So,

like saying you're gonna like suveed body parts now to say in that voice. And now we're going to suveed a baby's leg. Let's do it. Why don't know. Why did you?

Why are we already? Because I'm on a meat cany and brain waves. Because guys, because, uh, because I'm on the meat canyenne brain wave and that's totally what meat canyon would do. He would have a whole of like barrel full of babies. He would be like,

they were going to sue vat my wife. And you're like, There's like body chunks and vomit everywhere. No, the wall breaks down and it's like his wife's corpse falls out. And then he like drags her over and pretends. And then he goes, yeah. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I need help. My wife. Please somebody help her. Yeah, his wife turns in. Like, she grows in the pot into a big, ugly, like, flesh meat,

disgusting creature and like starts terrorizing everybody. Oh, he, he turns out like he uses pieces. of her skin to suv eat all the meat. That's the bag. He's cut off. Oh, that's the flipping the script. Yeah, that's the flip in the script. That's the flip in the script. Why my fingers are.

Do you guys like fried shrimp? What? Dude, there's shrimp fried this rice. Are you serious right now? Ain't a way a rat fried this pussy. Rat fried pussy. Rat fried pussy. I would never.

Rat fried pussy. I would be... Rats fried pussy. Seconds please. No leftovers No crones No leftovers Clean your plate with their tongue

We should start to swim Yeah I call you get the backing out Yeah Yeah Oh Woo That dang

We should start Like naming What do you mean cleaning techniques? You lick your plate. If you go up and down, that's like the lawnmower. If you go side to side, that's the window washer. You got like zigzag. What is that?

The zebra. You got like the water wheel and you're like, or like the clock tower. All around your plate. You clean a part of it like every hour. The clock The clock truck 12 You take another lick of the food

That's already like plastered on the plate Like dried on like barbecue sauce You got the slug You're like try to stave up as much saliva as you can You're like leave it all on the plate It's like dry It's like all wet Last hour

All right. Time is 922. I do believe it is all the time. That is all we got today. That's all she rode. That's all she wrote. It is quite a fortunate. Next week, next week's going to be pretty crazy.

There's a lot going on. Oh, that dog of mine. Buckle in because, holy freak. Everybody, strap on. It's going to be a ride. Thank you guys for coming. Would you say, T, go ahead. Okay, so for the viewers at home,

if you're ever around anybody, like, they're everybody sitting, is you got to get up. You go like, oh, that dog of mine. And then don't acknowledge it. Just like go out. Like, even if your parents are in the living room. Is that like the mission?

That's like the mission for this week. See what they, see what their reaction is. Just got to get up. That dog of mine. Oh, that dog of mine. And then leave. Your hands of your pocket and you walk away. Yeah.

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