The Group Chat - #36 - Last to leave VC SOON! 😱

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the group chat podcast. Everyone, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Is it 37 or 39 or 40? I think we're on 72. Wait a minute. Everybody, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Is this technically the last podcast of the year?

This is the last one of all time forever. Yeah. This is the last one. We've been dropping the freaking ball. I don't know when we're doing our next one, but I guess it's never now. It is never. It's no or never, Isaac It's no or never

It's episode 36 by the way Is it actually? Okay It's yeah 36 what age Like what happens at 36 You get a divorce Your kids get taken away from you

You can't see your wiener when you pee anymore Yeah 36 you The beer gut starts And you start to pick up old It's hanging it's hanging over You wear the headband while you run You start a tool collection At 36

And your knuckles or whatever they call it Yeah You got liver spots too And you have been living with crow's feet for now a few years. You're with bruises all around you. Yeah, you can't go up and downstairs without hanging on to the railing. Yeah, you cannot absolutely not do that. Exactly, exactly.

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Just show it. We can show that. We just did that, buddy. How about you pay attention? Okay, yeah, I'm done. All right. All this thing, like, holy shoot, dude. If my mom saw this, she hasn't seen it yet, but like this is...

That's pretty out there, I won't lie. You're gonna get permanent, like, stuck in a room. She has a bussy bump. I saw it on the side. Oh! That thing is puffed up. It's like somebody put a little air pump in and just started pumping it up like a tire. You spend $75? You spent $75?

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Nothing else know with a code. It's a big catch right there. There's something you guys don't know about Larry and I saw it yesterday. What kind of segue is this? Dude, it's the most important topic of the entire podcast. Is it his Hobbit feet?

Okay. All right. I'm ready. I'm done. No, dude. I saw Goblin approaching. Viewers at home.

Larry exploded. 15-yard penalty. Third down. You get ready. What did Larry do? What's so different about him? There was like an alien Like in the back of his car

Like crawling out of his car That is true There was a green bulbous Boldhead You can't you can't talk about that What kind of? Why? You can't talk about that?

Why can't we talk about that? I'm not kidding Just imagine he like sneezed Or like a burnt And like a giant mucus thing came out But it like It grew up and had a family And so the mucinx booger

Was in the back of Larry's car Is where you're talking In the back of Yeah, the worst of Yeah, the worst thing In the back of a bomb. You had a bomb. Mucinx.

What? That a car bomb? Car bomb. I'm going to set up a bomb one day where you have to, like, stay above a certain, like, speed limit. Dude. Oh, my God. What if I'm a lot of gas? You're going to reenact speed.

That's what you're going to do. You're going to reenact. What if my tire falls off? Yeah. What do I do? It's not the moving, buddy. Then I'm going to go with 140 and I'm going to jump out. And then I'm going to watch it like a movie.

I'm going to watch it like a movie. I'm rolling. No, you can. It blows up if you open the door too. Your car can't go 140. Then I'll just jerk off till I kill myself. I don't go shit, dude. Okay.

Are you going to like... Derek off to kill himself? He's gonna... Okay. Okay. I want to live long enough to where Mr. Beast becomes a crazy super villain. And instead of using all of his money for good,

it's for total bad and evil. Oh, what if he became... What if Mr. Beast? Mr. Beast became like the YouTuber Elon Musk. And then he made the Hunter... Oh, he wants the evil guy? No, wait.

What if? What did Mr. Bees became the YouTuber Kanye? Oh, no. No. We can't talk about that. He's actually off the rocker. He's gone. I don't know what happened.

We can call Ilanda Hisoka of the world. Hesoka and then, yeah. Dude, it was like, it was like a week. Last week we talked about Kanye and there's just been more stuff. He won't quit. He never ceases. Well, we can't even say it. Like out loud.

We can. We can. We can talk about it. I really don't. He just does not like a certain group of people a lot. and he doesn't care if people know about it. Mexicans. That was like his whole thing.

That was a spieler stick. Yeah. Well, he keeps going. It keeps getting worse. Okay. Yummy, are you underwater right now? I'm under the water. Yeah, look behind.

You have a submarine way. I don't know why you guys put this. Whoever put this shit up in my room, you got to come rip it down. You got to take it down. You'll drown. You have no deli up. You have no scenery in your room.

It's only right. That glass bricks once you're done. I'm just letting you know. All that was. I like it a lot. It's really dark back there. You can't really see. That's a porthole to the ocean.

I literally just saw a fish from by. Do you think if every person in the entire world got a huge straw and drank the ocean, could they do it? No, they'd all die. No, I feel like what all happens is the water. Fresh, clean water. It'll turn from blue to yellow is what I happen. Do you know how many? I don't think we would make a dent.

Do you know how many lakes are responsible for like feeding or drink? Feet drinking. Lake. Drinking. What are you talking about a lake? What's a place? So if there's feeding and there's wet with water? Watering?

Watering? Ew! Don't do that. What was that? Grunk, I'll slap your white teeth off your face. Oh, I didn't like that. That was gross.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that tin milk? Drunk just got a giant white thing on his tongue. Just stuck it out to everybody in the world. I'm going to get some tin milk. There's a molar in his mouth. I don't know, but either way. the ocean can't be drunk, drank.

What's under Antarctica? What are the scientists not telling us? Water. I think there's a doomsday bunker. I know in Russia, in Russia they have like a, they are doing a drug deal. What are they doing?

Oh. Oh. Oh. Titty milk. Oh. Jesus. Bro. Dude, dude.

For the audio listeners, I apologize. This is like awful. You? Audio listeners, Larry and Tanner are... They're killing somebody. No, he's just taking his drink up. I'm gonna throw up. I want you to throw up inside of me.

All new titty milk! Oh, can I talk about the most, like, annoying shit that has ever happened to me ever in all of school today? Yeah. Sure, man. There's no way it was that bad. They're watching. No, so, so.

There's no way it was that bad. I was, no, it's actually, you're going to be like, wow. So as you know, I was not able to attend school on Monday because of traveling. So I missed my English class. In that class, we talked about, we had a discussion, a summative discussion about the book we read. And I wasn't there for that. So I can't get, I can't do that assignment. apparently, but we didn't even finish the discussion.

We were continuing the discussion today in today's class, right? Yeah. And I was just like, okay, I'll just hop it on that discussion and get my points to, like, say my things and get my points in. But she was like, no, you're actually going to make up the test today. When I actually offered, I was like, hey, can I make up the test tomorrow after school so I can actually do the discussion and get the points done? And she was like, no, you're taking it now. And I was like, okay. And then by the time I got back, the discussion was already done.

and now she sent me a new assignment where I have to pick five poems and relate those poems to the book and find direct quotes from the poem and the book and write a paragraph for each thing. So I basically have to write a five paragraph essay while everyone else got to say three sentences about the book. And I'm the only one that has to do that assignment. Just drop out right now.

That's why I dropped out. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever... I hate the old underpaid geysers. in the school systems today. Like, this whole situation could have been avoided if I just got to do the discussion first instead of the quiz.

Breaking news. The discussion took up half the class and so did the quiz. So if I just did the discussion first and then did the quiz after, I would not have to do this assignment. Yeah, she probably just didn't want you to do the discussion to like learn shit

in case you didn't read it. I did read it. I know, but that's just like a... And I really proved she knows I read it because I turned in the dialectal journal At least you got to eat with all of your friends I literally read that on the plane ride over and during the video I think all teachers should be fired for at least a year. Well here's a problem right should be bombs and pencils this is just stupid

it's not even fair in the slightest evil mr. beast get on that even mr. bees is like I put 100 bombs and two number two pinels minds in my fistibles. I would rather sit in a one-on-one call with this teacher and talk about the book than do this assignment. Like that is ridiculous. I tired every single American teacher in this school system. Be my friend John in that class.

We could talk about that book for an hour. Oh, you said John. He said John on and John's not going to be a part of it. John, John, John, what to do. John is back, bro. By yourself. John and sleep. John.

That has my back. Some teachers are such sweet, gentle souls. No, she's a hard ass. Damn, Grung. Pop-off. Okay, let me tell you something right now. Knowing Grunk for so long, when he says shit like that, that's when you know you've crossed a line.

A line. She could have saved this both times. She had to make it a whole new assignment. Say the worst word you could possibly think of right now. Then describe her. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, no, no.

Is she actually employed at your school currently or is she? Okay, yeah. She's actually a college teacher, professors, like, there's too much information. Don't give out anything. You shouldn't say that while you're going to the school and while people know what you do. It's called freedom of speech and grunk and say whatever you do. I tried freedom of speech and I didn't get to walk at my graduation.

Oh. You didn't want your graduation? They didn't let me even though. What did you do? How bad was it? How bad was it? Uh, so I put on my satchad story. I was like, this fucking, okay, so I'll, let me give you all of the context.

Whoa. Whoa. Let me give you all the context of what happened. Right. Please, please. Don't skip a single detail. Okay. All right.

I'm cracking my leg goes. All right. All right. So there, I went to a small school. All right. It was a, um, not like a state school. So it was accredited on its, it was accredited by the state. But when you go to a private school, they can pretty much do whatever the

they want, however they want, whenever they want, it doesn't matter. They actually made people pay money to get their phones back after they had them taken up. If they were, if your ringtone went off at school, you had to pay $20 or wait two weeks to get your phone back. I can't do that. That's against the law. You can't do that. They don't give us shit because it's a private school and, you know, whatever. Technically we can make our own private school if you think about it.

on it. No, he couldn't. Also, Kanye did it. Okay, wait, no more about him. Wait. Listen, stop talking about it. Private schools, like, the one I went to was like super, super cheap, bottom of the barrel tuition. We had the worst kids going to my school who wouldn't make it at public school. They would get, like, kicked

out, and then they'd send him to our school. Oh, my God. Dude, my school is kind of messed up. You were, like, going to school and beyond Street prison. Yeah, you had, like, a prison. You literally had a prison. You literally had a prison. It was not. You had, like, you had, like, you had, all chained up by the foot with, like, a little ball.

Oh, my God. Okay, but let me tell you why I didn't walk in my graduation. So, that's pretty far. So basically what happened was this girl transferred to our school, our junior or senior year. And she was in my class. And she was a year or two behind our curriculum. And the first few years of her high school were homeschool. And she was like, you know, when you do homeschool, you're going to get like very,

good grades. And I was like, so they, okay, and then they counted my foreign language credit from sixth to eighth grade. I took Korean. And they counted that as my high school foreign language credit on my GPA for college. Which you can't fucking do that either. And, and, uh, they, they, my, my middle school for my high school transcript. I have that. Yeah. I took Spanish for two years in middle school and it counts on my high school credit. What? I took a lot of, Regardless, what I wanted to do, what I wanted to do was not have that count, and I would rather have taken Spanish in high school.

But basically, it pretty much came down to the fact that she was taking classes I took my sophomore year or whatever the fuck, this girl that transferred. And for most public schools, if you transfer after freshman year, you are not in the running for valedictorian or salutatorian anymore because you're on a completely different curriculum and it's not like a fair judgment system.

So wait, why? I'm just the part where you said really bad words. about your teacher. Well, I'm telling you all the context. I was going to be salutatory and I was going to be second in my class. So you were that guy. I mean, it was a small class, but I was that, I was that

guy. I was that guy. And I got mad that she got it because she was homeschooled and I didn't get it after I had been there all four years of high school with all the fucking grades I needed. It was like this close. There was actually teachers inside that were

calculating the GPS and that were saying mine were higher. Swear to God. So that's when I was like, fuck this school. I don't give a fuck. I'm not, like, they'd be lucky if I was going to give a speech for salutatorian, blah, blah, blah, blah, all this other shit.

And then one of the teacher's daughters showed it to her grandpa, who was the head of the school board. And then they were like, yeah, we're taking this as a threat. Your son will never be welcome to come in our building ever again. And he will not be able to walk at graduation. Oh,

My God. Dude, how old is that grandpa? What? Yeah, how old is he? He's probably good at the dirt. I could have pushed him down and he probably would have just like, all right. He's got to be in the dirt right now. He's six feet, bro. He's six feet.

Say his full name. Right now. Right now. But honestly, I was so over high school that it made my mom way more upset than it made me upset. I didn't really care that much. But like, she was like, she was crying. Yeah, mom. I don't know how flawed the education system is.

Yeah. I was in honor society. I had a 4.0 GPA, probably my entire middle school and high school career, and that the only sole purpose was because they would offer me harder classes, but I would take the easier classes. So I would have, like, algebra support. They offered me, like, to do calculus. I was like, no, I don't want to do it.

So they just gave me P.E. And I passed P.E. What? What are you talking about? They offered me, like, do you want to do free Calcare? That's a free fucking GPA, bro. What are you talking? Like, like, four PEs at like one math.

I chose, I don't want to do pre-calc. They're like, are you sure? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, all right. What do you want? Oh, my God. Dude. Yeah, they just do that.

My high school physics teacher never took physics. I swear. How did you get there? How does that happen? We didn't take the class. He tried for like a week. And he's like, man, I don't know any of this stuff. So we found an old four AeroStar van.

And we just fucked with it for like the rest of the year. We would like, take a little hammer and like big, we'd just sit in the van, dude. What is that even? What the fuck even is that, bro? My school was it. It wasn't real. It wasn't real. You wouldn't believe it.

You wouldn't believe it. My gym teacher used to be like a substitute for so many subjects. And we're like, brother, this guy does not know all these subjects like by heart. And he does it, bro. He was just like, he was just insane shit out of his ass. Yeah, that's insane. I feel bad for anyone who goes to any private school, any Christian school, it is the most corrupt. Listen, we are here for you.

We're with you. Dude, if anybody, I need some, like, stories in the comments of people who have, like, a similar, dude, it's really bad. I'll let out all my anger for you guys. That's coming with my. And, like, I don't know, I feel like I've talked about this before, but with the same class, I was just talking about. That's so crazy. That's so crazy how he screamed so loud and I didn't hear on Tanner's mic, not once. That's some crazy.

I didn't even hear it by here. I think he was like, not even screaming. Are you actually? No, he didn't. Not even a little bit. He just sat there and waved this. Oh my God. Does anybody else here do something similar as that?

What? I went, okay, I went, Whoa. You're in the back of the class, raise your hand. The same class, I think I talked about this, the same class that I was talking about, like the one I'm in,

there's two teachers for this class. It's dual enrollment, British and American literature. And my class is far, far, far, far more rigorous than the other class. Like,

like, we are writing two essays on this book. We just took a quiz on this book. We did discussions on this book. Oh, you said this. Oh, the other is fucking cooking.

Why the other class is making dessert recipes. Fuck you guys. You just reminded me of something that is so fucking crazy. This is stupid. Okay, so this was, like, I don't know, geometry, some easy math, some bullshit.

And then like I take it. We have like a full, whatever. Then I go like two years of the future. They get a new teacher. Do you know what they had to fucking do? They weren't like abiding by the dress code properly. So if the whole class for the rest

of the year abided by the dress code, they didn't have to take their midterm. They just got an A. They just got a 100. Wow. Wow. I swear. I want to expose one of my math teachers.

Okay. Uh-oh. I had to leave him alone. Leave Dan, I had this old That lives at 7, 6, 8 Adam Schof I had this old teacher, okay

As old old teacher And he used to teach I think it was Calc And this guy Okay, we would have tests Right, we would have a big test Every like what few weeks Before the week before the big test

We'll have these practice tests I'm not shitting you This is 100% real I am not fucking kidding you. The practice test is the fucking test. Y'all scrimmish. Y'all scrimmish? He solved the problem, like the full thing.

So you really could just scrap it for later, took it under your shoe, take it out, and then answer it and you get 100. It is so free. And he was like, listen, if you guys just want to like pass, like, that's just like, dude, nobody rattled because nobody wanted to like be like, oh, we don't want to get him in trouble. And now we have to like actually work. If someone tattle, they would get destroyed. Oh, my God. They would actually blow up in the sea. You would never leave that school.

You're probably be beheaded and like your head would be left in the trash can. What is it? It was bad. Dude, I hated the math teachers because they would give us practice tests. But on the practice test, it'd be like two plus two. Oh, it's not real. No way. And then when we do the actual test, it would be the actual hard-ass fucking questions.

That's bad teaching. Like the longest formula of all time. Like, bro, I do. Jimmy has 42 apples. We had to turn in the practice test. No, that's bad teaching. It was horrible. Just this week, actually.

So someone in my government class, not someone in my government class, actually, well, maybe, but someone, someone recorded the answer, not recorded, like recorded as in wrote down the answers to the test and wrote their name on the piece of paper. Oh my God. And then they left the piece of paper at their desk.

And so that person, got a referral, the person they were going to give the paper to got a referral, and now the rest of the test for the rest of the year are all free response. Oh my God. There's a one person. On a what? On a multiple choice? Y'all stupid. Y'all dumb.

Like, you know, you're not going to. Even they were hard. But free response, there's no chance anyone is passing this class, bro. It's trash. Okay. You guys are talking shit on your math teachers. I got a shout on my math teacher. I'm not going to say his name.

Ah boy. But, Jeff, Colt, if you... Jeff Cole. He's out there in the world. He actually... If you're listening to this podcast. He did the best

teaching practices for, for Matt. It was... All right. It was 10% for homework, 20% for quizzes, and then 70 for tests. Yeah. But... But, listen.

80 for me. But listen, the quizzes were like impossible. They were literally impossible so hard, feel it. Like, you, you, nothing to go off of. You just got to do it all perfectly,

show you work, all that stuff. Everybody would get like a 60 on the quiz because they were so hard. And the tests were like half the difficulty and multiple choice. Oh, yeah. If you got like a 40,

yeah, if you got a 40 on the quiz, you were getting like a 90 on the test. I love that. I actually do. That's like one of the good ones. I think that's the best way to teach. I think school you don't actually learn anything.

You just find out what's the best way. You learn how to pass. You gather information and regurgitate it. Can I say, enough to get by and then he forget it. Yeah. Cassie so on to one of my teachers if they ever see this, probably not, never bummed. Don't put your gun out. I spoke in

Jeff Colt, Pack. Listen, oh, that Jeff Colt, Dan White. To my, I had the Spanish teacher, even though I knew Spanish, but I had a Spanish teacher. And I got frustrated really bad one time. And in front of her, I pretended to hang myself. And I like, myself in the head.

And she never wrote me up for it. She just told me, don't do that again. Oh, I got Thank you so much for not reporting me because holy shit dude. I would have ruined your life. Oh my god. Okay. Because I sat right and her desk was right there and I was right here and I would go.

Like that. I was so pissed off. I was so fucking mad. Is that what you're doing you mad? It was like it was like a sin. You were like? You did it like in front of your friend or someone to make them? Yeah.

Cause like everybody would do like, not everybody, but like it was no, it was like, you know, it's whatever. Like everybody's always like, like, everybody's always like, like, Everybody's always like, oh, I'm gonna, you know, whatever. But you know, I did it in front of her. And obviously, I didn't mean to. I just did it because I was like mad at the science. But she looked at me and she was like, she's like, don't do that again.

Don't do that. I'm like, okay. I won't. Thank God. Dude, I bet your heart, like you start sweating for a second? Yeah, I instantly felt like the rush to my head. I was like, oh, oh, oh, and I was like, instantly sweating. I was like, oh, shit.

Did you guys have any teachers that in school, like, targeted, targeted you and hated you? because I had some and it was like the worst ever. It was so fucking bad. I was a lovable guy. I was gonna say that I'm gonna sound like a bitch, but I was I was like everyone's student pet. Oh, God.

I would suck off every teacher. No way. No you wouldn't. And then they would actually, no, but they were, they would let me go on some things because of the fact that I was like respectful to you. Dude, I fucking hated it.

I was bad. I was a bad guy. You were in jail, dude. From six? You go to jail. I was really bad. I'm not gonna lie, I was like pretty bad. But the thing that annoyed the shit out of me

every single time is I would have like this group of guy friends that would like hang out with me and I was like the unspoken leader kind of guy or whatever. Listen, but anyways, every time that any of those fucking idiots would get in trouble around me, they'd pull me to the side and they'd be like,

you're a natural born leader, but the way that you're using your skills is like wrong. And then they just say some dumb shit. That's manipulation. Yeah, they do that. They do that to every single way. I hate it. I hate it.

I'm letting you know right now. If you're listening to this and they tell you like, you're not living up to you, no, no, no, they're gaslighting you. They've told them, it's cut of the script. You're not special. You're not somebody. You're just a robot to them. You are a little.

You're a braids right now. Your money. You're not him. Exactly. You're fucking AI with the braids. Think about how many, how many people they see come and go over the years. And then they forget your face all the time. Yeah.

I don't know. I've gotten handwritten letters after high school for my teachers before. They just want to have sex with you, man. I just want to be here and see these videos. Also, I don't mean to make a conversation here. I don't mean to interject, but I just want to- what? Everyone know that my door-dash driver's name is Dinky.

No way. Thank you, Dinky, for bringing me my chick-fil-A. Rinky-Dinky Dinkie. I've had two Dordash drivers named Larry and Nick. I've had one named Larry. Yeah. I've been down on his luck lately. I've been getting drunk.

I've been driving door dash a little bit. I don't know. I do need I've been door dashing around. The day you get grunx in the day the world explodes. That's gonna be, if that happens ever, I'm gonna move out. That is scary. That is like parallel. That is like when our double gangers are kind of like actually like round us up.

Yeah. All right, listen. Guys. What's the freakyest thing? Okay. All right. That's, yeah, that's, yeah. Well, the freakyest thing I haven't done.

That's the freakiest thing you've done in school. I don't want to answer that. We went to an abandoned building behind my school and there was a pentagram on the floor. Oh, yeah. We went to like a bomb shelter in our school and there was always like demon signs. Why the fuck do you have a bomb? What? Yeah, what the fuck?

We went to a bomb shelter. No, our school had a bomb shelter from like the 40s and it was behind the school. And at lunch, we weren't supposed to go there because they're like broken glass and like bullet shells always on the ground. So we were. we'd go in there. We had a story that it was haunted. Were they firing there? Were they like,

yeah, probably people would like, people would be shooting. I don't know why. Remember what happened in 1940 in Washington? You don't have any idea? No idea. That's the lumber capital of the world.

The guy that Kanye loves was there himself. He was there. He was doing crazy. Oh, wow. He did a brigade. There was like, a brigade. There was a witch that resided in the bomb shelter.

Woohee. And then when we went in there, we closed like, it was like a stone door, like a perfectly round, stone door we rolled in. And there was a kid in there. You sealed Jesus back in a tomb? We sealed

the kid in there with the round rock door. And he's like, Guys! Get me! And then the rock grew in eye and mouth and said, he will be locked in there. And then the giant cat guardian, we'll keep him in

place in there for another 2,000 years. He's banging on the fucking rock. He was actually growing. actually crying so bad. He was so scared. I felt bad. Has you guys ever go to school for anything after hour, like, when it was dark? Yes, it's so strange. You know, pubs and shit?

Bubs. What are you talking about? There's woodworking clubs. There's wrestling. Well, you know, there's just like random shit at nighttime. There's like band and stuff sometimes. Well, okay, here's a big question. Did you guys do a senior prank? Because we did. We did. I didn't even graduate. I was out. I was already out out of my school, by the time. I pranked my school, but I didn't

get to walk your graduation. What did you do? What'd you do? You pull your We did a lot of, dude, we did a lot of stuff. You put it passed down in like swing your clock. We bought like a, like, what? Swing your clock. Swing your clock. You know what I'm talking about?

You know what I'm saying? You're weighing in that minute finger. You know what I'm saying? You're taking that 1.11. Woo. You don't what I'm talking about? I think it looks like 12, 6. 126.

What? Yeah. You got wind show wipers. He was looking at like the face of Big Ben right behind his computer screen. we did a lot kind of we were there for a few hours they okay again something lame made me angry there were so many teachers kids in my class like three or four of them four or five I don't know but one of the teachers uh kids moms knew we were going to senior prank and they is she called the police on us she called the police on us dude that's so lame she needs to get

exploded I'll say right now Why are people so lame? I don't know. Dude, you never told me you had a Karen experience, man. That's freaking what? That's freaking what in the world. Fucking what?

Karen called the police of me and my friends. Okay. Wait, whatever we do. We got like a bunch of yarn and like went all through like these gates and these walkways of the hallways. And then we put like shaving cream on like some of the door handles. Do you vandalize your school as a? You're crazy.

No, it's like Vaseline, I think, which is even more gross. Wow. We duct taped like fifth. Oh my God. Okay, we did one thing that was actually kind of fucked up. We took like all the chairs from one. It was like eight classrooms and we ducted them all in a big ball and put them in the boys' bathroom. What?

Oh my God, the chairs. No, what do you got the cops called on? Oh, you deserve those cops. Dude, that's like not really freaky. And then, dude, I took a big glop of Vaseline out of the big chubin. threw it at the backboard of the basketball. What the fuck? Every senior prank was actually

like that toxic. We ducted our principal's desk to the ceiling and like we forked the entire football field. And I was just like, we forked the entire field. Oh my God, we forked. What is that? We drove home. We saw the custodian picking out each forking.

Oh, dude. You do the senior prank and then you do senior break and then you do senior skip day. We also did a bunch of balloons. Wait, wait, what's for you know, explain the larry what forking is. Forking is where you just like, you know, plastic forks, you stab them into the field. So imagine like a billion forks. Oh my god. It's like a graveyard. It's like a graveyard. It's like a graveyard. Just poor old woman's like, all right. With one garbage bag. She's like getting paid nearly enough. Dude, you're mean. That's so awful. You know how every prank was.

You're pranks. That's so sad. Yeah. I was already out of my school before I knew that. Our principal was really, like, he's a big fan of the office. So somebody did a funny prank. You know, like, when Jim, what did he do? He, like, Frank Dwight, and there was, like, some Asian guy came in and pretended to be Jim for a day at the office.

We took an actual picture of him and his wife, and we put the Asian guy's face on his thing, and then we put it in general. Oh, it's fun. That's got to cute. I pulled the plug on my. principles, you know, on his life support. On his hospital bed. His heart monitor. I pushed him into traffic while he was still sleeping.

Dude, oh my God. That just reminded me. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. On the topic of pranks and shit, I remember, and I want to talk about everything, including why grunk missed, uh, what I would call it, an assignment. So last to leave you see was filmed just this past weekend. So last weekend, it was filmed. And we spent, Grunk wasn't even here.

It was Bryson. Bryson was here. We watched, we ended up watching, I think. How was Bryson? We watched three Japanese prank videos. And, oh, dude, like, it was like, this guy was looking at, like, a painting of a lion. And he was pushed, and he fell through the line painting. Like, it was just, like, paper.

And he slid down a slide, and he came face to face with a chain line, like a dead of lines. Like an actual chained hungry line. Yeah. There's another one when someone was sleeping. Like it lunged at him too. The most memorable one for me, dude, was the one where this guy was literally just sleeping in his bed. And they tied four rockets on each, like, bed corner.

And then they lifted the roof off the house and they grew up in the air. Slungshot him into the air. He like rocket shot always showed up to the air. It was clearly scripted, but it's still insane that he even, like that got passed. I mean, there's that one. Never get cleared in the US ever.

Dude, for some reason, they kept on getting crazier and crazier, because then there was a guy walking down his office hallway. And just a velociraptor takes a left turn and starts running at him. Oh. Like this life-sized velociraptor from Jurassic Park started chasing. Like, I don't know where they got the money to do all these stunts. But good God. Dude, they get so fucking creative.

There was one where, like, there was an elevator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like a floor trap. And the bottomless chasm. They just fall. But we never know what happens to them. They just fall. Yeah, we kept on seeing them fall in slow motion and it cut.

That was it. No, yeah, that was it. It didn't show with her okay or not. In the pit, like, there's a camera angle pointing down. It's just, like, endless. Yeah, it's like the water. That's it. You can die.

Dude, it was bad. Yeah, dude. If we think TikToks are bad with, like, GTA driving, those shows, there's always something going. Yeah, there's like, okay, yeah. The same start of stimulation. They replay the same, like, thing that just happened. The shock factor, like, eight times in slow motion with a filter and don't think of it on top of it. Yeah, talk about, like, it's like, it's a disaster.

assassination and at the bottom have like a Japanese show playing like two times speed that's that's that's gonna be meta if y'all wanna yeah my motherfuckers want to cap no don't please don't do you guys don't do that I'll be looking at like drool coming down like yeah like about something crazy and then put a Japanese game shot the bottom at two times speed three times three times speed max volume max volume you can't even hear the uh the top video what was that that what was that need noise What? What?

What was it? It sounded like a different person. What the fuck was that? It sounds like a perfect frequency of my heart started hurting. Oh, you hit the brown. You hit my heart. Dude, everyone has a frequency to make their brain explode.

You just have to find it. You're kidding, right? I don't have one. No, yeah. I feel like I'm not. There was one time where I was like in middle of lunch. And there's just like, there's like just a lunch monitor lady.

She was like 80 years old. I started going, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And then, like, she literally, like, crumbled. She crumbled. She blew in the chunk. She, like, perfect square chunks. The old lady fell to the ground. Oh, wait, hang on.

If you have a cup, if you have a cup next to you, try this little experiment. You'd be like, Hey. Wait, Crunk, hold it up. Hold it up. Hold it up and go, Grunt. No, you'll find a frequency where you feel the vibration, like, maximum.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold the cup in your hand and go, He... Okay, you guys want to see a real trick? You can shatter a glass with your voice. Yeah, you can. You can actually... I saw a dude perfect do it.

Look, you choose bottom? Yeah. Up! No way. Don't let it out. Don't let it out. Please don't let it out. It's gonna happen.

It's gonna fucking happen. I don't wanna hear it. Don't let it out. Oh my God. What? Dude. I felt that. My hair...

I heard all of that. Audio listeners. Larry chopped a fart in a bottle and then opened it and blew him. What about just his head? His head is dead. His whole body got decapitated. Imagine his body stands up and leaves the room. We make it pretty.

He's our wax figure. We're gonna feel him up. Anyways. So last to leave happened, right? Oh. Oh, wait. Oh, is this show and tell? You can talk about show and tell, I guess. I just wanted to show it.

Okay, so we, me. And he and Larry and Nick went to guitar center because Larry was going to get whatever he wants because he's a He's a next little princess spoiled little passenger and then Larry got this w h oh my gonna finish that Larry Larry got this and then I saw it and I was like okay that was like one of the coolest things I've ever seen my entire life I gotta get it so I bought one for myself it's called the op-y-one yeah dude It would send I think grunk's brain into overstim like he would never stop touching it I do now.

I think he does need one because he'd be like... It makes like a billion different noises. Let me see if I have like a note I can play. Oh, I need to poop now. Oh, stop. I'm spelling the brown note. But anyways, there's like a bagelion different things you can do. It's like a little synthesizer, a little portable thing.

Yeah, it's a portable synthesizer and it's fucking insane. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, man. Modul. Hopefully I'll be able to like produce a song with it at some point, but it'd be cool. You hear those three notes. That's it for like six minutes. Every single motherfucker And nip in the nip

Nip in a nip Nip Nip Nip Wow Yeah for those at home Why on Earth I talked about

Bryson seeing the Japanese prank shows And why on earth Grunk got so pissed About his assignment That he missed for some reason It was because For Leslie VC

And this is under wraps So I can't Don't tell no one If you hear this But I ended up Flying Grunk Out in the middle

of the competition and he had a replacement so grunk got here like I think what was it almost 16 hours into the competition and participated in the rest of it he did not sleep I took nine hours of travel

basically nine hours of travel there was no sleep involved thank God and he also had been really mad he was reading his book he was reading the book that he had an assignment due on the entire way it was like all for nothing basically Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen

Okay, wait Sorry, some weird audio toys just happened Can I speak on something that I think It's a very favorable It's a very favorable topic I think we've had one of the most embarrassing dinners when Gruncle's here

Oh my God What? That dinner was crazy That was the worst dinners we probably ever had Wrong house, Longhouse Oh, Longhast is like the Longhound corn steakhouse? Wait, why was that awkward?

I hardly, I didn't remember that. Do you not remember? That guy won't remember any of it? Okay, I know me and Tanner were like, it was. You were bad. It was after last to leave, right? After everything happened. Yeah, after we were all in the next day.

Yep, the very next day. And so, mind you, we don't have any, like, we were missing a day of sleep, maybe even two days of sleep at that point. Yeah. And our guy was like poor. And this place isn't like run down. It's like a nice restaurant to go to. It's like pretty nice.

It's like a nice chain restaurant, like really nice chain restaurant. Yeah, yeah. It's really nice. Those are really nice. We were very out of it. I don't know why you even did that. Tanner did the like loudest sneeze literally ever. Okay.

It wasn't even a real sneeze. Who sneezed? Somebody sneezed. See, I don't even recall. I started the fake sneezing. Yeah, Yomi started the fake sneezing competition. And he was like, at chew. And then I was like, oh, too!

It was so loud, dude. Really loud. Dude. I don't... Why don't I recall any... You don't remember fucking any of this? You don't remember any of it. I must have been.

But like... What is the hardest where they sat us? Dude, they sat us in the middle, right by the front door. Everybody. Like, who's a girl in? And she kept walking. I was like, I was like, do you work here? I wanted to be like,

you work here? She was like, no. I was like, why are you walking around? Like, you own the place. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. She was so...

She was walking to like every worker. I was walking around absolutely everywhere. You asked her? I was going to. I was like, if she walked past me one more time, I was going to do that. Like, you're walking everywhere, dude. Like, yeah, like, she owned the place.

That was such a fever dream. But then, Larry, remember when, like, that one worker came out? And, like, I guess there was, like a party going on. Because he came out, I was like, then I win? And then we all just started laughing at that. Like, bald dude, bald guy, big guy, big beard. Comes out with, like, a drink.

He's like, and I win! And Larry started losing it. Fucking Tanner going. I went. It was so quiet. It was so quiet. It was so quiet. I stopped the restaurant.

I was like, no, win! Everyone stopped and looked and turned. It was real. They all turned around. He was like a trucker bald dude with a gun. Comes out of the bathroom. No, win!

Like that was the most. Oh my, dude. Holy shit. The people behind us were like having a conversation, having a good time. They were finished with their meal. And then we were there for five minutes and then they left.

I don't think they wanted to sit here. No. Yeah, they didn't get food. They left. No, they, I think they were done eating, but still, like, they could. It looks like they were, like, having a good conversation, and then we were there for five minutes, and they were... They didn't want to talk anymore. You were so mean to that waiter, man.

No, I wasn't. You guys are so dumb. This is yummy. So the waiter would come behind him, and he'd be like, um, okay, so we have this, and then you were like... Sprite. Sprite. Oh, right now. Whatever.

Like, you know what? You wouldn't even, like, fucking, looking him in the eyes. I don't look at people in the face. Why? That's a sign of respect. You're pissing me up. You're not better than them. You're not better than them.

You're not better than I'm better than the homeless guy who eats his own shit on Fridays, dude. I don't give a fuck. I said, I don't. I'm not. I don't care. You are a complete, you are a complete dick wise of that guy.

I was, you know, you're like, shut the fuck up for five seconds. If he's walking. behind me ask me what I want to you wrote you don't got to do all bad why are you so much

you're not supposed to do like yeah man thank I was so sweet you got me so extra grunk what when you when you got the food you're like oh what is this no like what was it when was it? Yeah he did the fucking it

what did he say oh my god what did he do it was so bad what did I do? Yeah he got his food He's like, ew, what is this? Like, why this was a waiter? That was at a different restaurant. It was at you? It was at a different one.

What happened? Dude, okay, listen, I was like, we were doing this stupid bit. Was that PJs? Oh, yeah. It wasn't DJs. You literally, dude. No, stop. We're not talking about that.

We're not talking about that. No, listen, I was in character. I was in character for a bit. And the waiter comes. And it gives me, it's so delicious. It's like this, like, pizza little shits and he puts them into play. I'm like, what the hell is this?

I'm like, he's right there. He's like, it was like a flat bread. It was a flat bread pizza. I was hoping he was gonna laugh, but he didn't see a single word and they made it so much worse for me. I was like, oh, he fucking hates me. You're talking about me being rude to waiters. Isaac has a stem when he talks to waiters at VJ's. He was like, can we get the couscous, fried microti cheese balls?

He's like, unfortunately we're out of that. I just like, ah, well, no. No, he's like, I think. We were so old, Isaac. You're an old man. You said at beaches you love to fuck with waiters. I love. I love to fucking love to.

You guys, you've been to dinners with me with certain waiters where I'm just like either the most charming man in the entire room or I like, fuck what I'm so hard.

They want to quit their job. They offered you like a different like dish and you're like, ooh! Oh, that's a guy. Oh. Oh. It's no gross.

Hey, or you're just super fucking mean. I'm not, I'm not, I'm never, I try not. to be mean if I ever mean it's like we went to another How was I guys was I mean be real? No you're just kind of like

It's like like like not like you didn't want to be there. I'm just about my business man I want to eat I was like I wanted I order there I ordered a water a sweet tea a coke and a Moscow mule Yeah, long horns and a big giant steak and mac and cheese up fucking cheese ball They didn't even make my burger right I asked for like for like onion and bacon they put literally everything on the Put tomato lettuce on yeah yeah I can't believe you ordered it medium rare. Yeah, well,

Grunk opened it up. He was like, um, is this medium rare and he was like brown? It was like, it was like pink. It was like red. It was red.

It wasn't that red. It was red. It was like medium well. It was pretty, it was pretty well done. There's a tiny bit of pink. No, no,

that thing was wrong. I want to talk about the stick that you wait. Oh, hell. That shit. You could see the, the,

oh my God. Oh, that's how prime rib is. It was. We were at a nicer restaurant and we were like, it's cooked to a certain like degree. Yeah, it was okay to eat. I felt fine. Yeah, it was okay to eat. That's how prime rims are cooked. The outside's pink. Yeah, promise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all pink. Yeah. Okay, if that was

like on a different, if it wasn't a, uh, let's see if it was like a different cut. It was like a rib eye. No, you'd be sick as soon. Yeah. But did you know that there's people out there who claim, and I'm not sure how true it is. They don't do it. Just listen to do whatever the, whoever FDA says. They say you can eat raw meat, raw chicken, raw, everything and be That's a don't listen Why did you just say that? They say if it's like farm raised and it's not like factory, whatever Cut them, cut them

Cut his mic, cut his mic. Whatever you guys do, don't eat raw chicken. Okay, well, whatever, man. I mean, there's a lot of raw chicken. Think about like, well, they say that like the uncleanliness of the bacteria and the cell manila poison. Poisoning that you can get. Am I evil Mr. B?

No, you said they say that. I was like, who evil is? Evil Gordon. It's like meat purists online. Is it raw at all? That's Evil Mr. Beast's website. Evil, evil Mr. Beast's chicken.com. No, there's, uh, yeah, they say it always to be with the food.

It's processed and not the actual meat. Yummy. Okay, well, there's like there are certain things you can eat raw. Like, there's like beef tartar, tartar. Exactly. That is raw ground beef. That is raw meat. But it's cured. It's cured.

There's like egg yolk in it. There's like lemon juice. Okay. That is it made it. I feel like everything kills the bacteria. Part of the beef tartar. Yes, but do you understand that when you're eating a medium rare or even how grug had his burger, that is ground beef that isn't cured? All right, Dwayne the Roy Johnson, but robot.

But it's cooked a little bit. But it doesn't matter. That ground beef was exposed to oxygen, which is what they say. ground beef patty i think it was a sirloin patty no it was it you know hard it would be you know hard it's a stil would be it no it's a salt it would be hard it won't be hard if you medium rare it if you don't know a sirloin patty's not gonna be hard medium rare it i don't know a you don't know my dad would make soreloin patties for dinner and he would be good you're an idiot you're actually you're gonna you're talking about you literally make a hello fresh

Alone away. Can't hear you dude. I'm ringing Dude, this Tater guy is such a moron. You can't you don't know what a steak and you put it in between bread you just eat it. Okay okay okay topic topic topic So it's topic switch topic Brough it was ground I looked at your burger it looks like fucking burgers. You don't know a single guy name thing or shit. Okay what about what about how about how about how about you know anything from Washington? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, how about We talked about the time that Larry tried to reach up a

Rican group he left. I want nothing more than a head-on collision at 90-monds per hour. Cam, this podcast talks. Cam, put in a picture of a Surloin Patty. Cam, put a picture of Tenry. Look at him trying to do his research to prove his boy. Oh my God, look it is. Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Dude, a Serloin Patty. It's still ground up, you fucking idiot! I know, it's ground me! You can have a medium rare. I said it was ground meat! You can have a medium rare.

A story! A sirloy patti and does have to be a hamburger. That's how it works. Ground beef is ground beef. If it's wilder, there's different hamburger and you can have a surloid media bearers because the inside it's exposed to the oxygen. Nothing matters when the cows are drowned up and a fucking ground. I'm gonna choke some of this big badass later.

He's dead. He's literally dead. Yeah, I quieted all, everyone. Let's talk about the time that Larry said he was going to ris-up a waiter and then we left the Texas road. I'm going to risk him up, walks out of the front of him. about walks out the front door first. I'll be honest with you, she was probably like, I mean, she was probably way older than me.

She was probably like a cougar. She was not bad at all. Yeah, I was like, he was probably like 24. 24? Hell no. She was like 80. Let's be real. I don't know.

I mean, she was beautiful. She was a beautiful lady. 72. That's all the same. That's very nice to be later. She's a very beautiful lady. Texas Roadhouse waiters everywhere are risen and jizzing. Roadhouse?

I don't know. Roadhouse. Roadhouse. Roadhouse waiters. If you all won't, leave one in the comments, Roadhouse waiter. Woo! I'm rolling.

Root-Rourge. Yep. You know, are you disassociating? No, I was sending a message, Chas will piss me off about the Patty, dude. You're so wrong.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I've gone rid of it. Why is still in my head anymore? You hold on the grudges every year. It's been two minutes and it's still on my mom and I looked over at it. You forgot what you said because there's no basis to your logic. Of course you're gonna forget. I don't know what you're talking about. Let's talk about it one more time. I'm gonna yell. Okay, sirloin beef patties are the same as any other

No! Mooo! The same as any other steak fatty You look like speed would you do that? Don't do that. Let's just next topic. Isaac Let's talk about your ringworm. All right, my ringworm. You got a ringworm. I have ringworm tapeworm and worms All inside my all inside me. Ring worms go up your wiener, right? No. the call went silent he's so stupid

he's like scyterwood no ring worms don't go up your fucking weiner are you seven grunk you get ringworm when you like wrestle

and it's like there's like bacteria on the mats when you're wrestlers no I hate this job that was the common thing for wrestlers they would get ringworm where like the mats like when they wrestled other people with ringworm from the mats yeah they wait Larry you don't know that wrestlers would actually wrestle on a bed of worms

that's what made it so hard to win oh oh it's like oh oh oh it's like okay i don't even It's called the... It's called like a... A coral worm. What is that one cartoon? That's like claymation. It's a cartoon where these guys working

at like a paddy burger shop. Oh, I don't know. And then there's like an episode with like a ringworm. It was like really weird. Dude, ringworm is a fungus actually that has spread skin to skin. What?

Yeah. Fungis. You can get it from cat poop. Yeah, you can get it from cat poop. It makes a ring on your skin, like a red ring. A red ring rash. And people would have that and they'd wrestle and they'd spread it. Ew.

Yeah, it's gross. That's why- They wrestle. Wrestling is such a gross sport. I know. It's like digs go up on their like channe and stuff. Dude, oh my God.

Remember on Twitter when we saw that video the guy jumping off? It was like a homemade wrestling arena. Oh, his knees were like this. Stop! He was talking about it, bro. Stop! His knees. His knees bed.

Oh. What's wrong? Tapeworms crawl up you. And being a wrestler and jumping off the top rope. Okay. He wasn't even like, he just like popped down. Oh, why would you actually do that? There was, they never practiced.

You have to know the limits of your own body and that dude jumped like eight feet off the top rope like it was okay. Like his body was not prepared. If he maybe trained for that jump or whatever, like yeah, it would have been okay but nah, dude. There's a video of a guy like like wrestling like the WWW. B style, but he was actually hitting him like it was He took his... Oh, the power bomb! Oh, that was bad. That was bad. Remember the girl who was sitting in the corner and she kept getting

it like her face pushed the fucking neck? Boom. That's... She was like... That was associating, dude. Hey, guys, I'm gonna bring something else back up just to prevent misinformation on the podcast. Beef tartar is not cured. It's completely raw. Okay, let's go. Let's move on. Really? I know it is raw. It is, yeah.

Oh, I have tapeworm. You have tapeworm? Tape worm. Tate worm is the one that crawls up here on your stomach? No, it's not. What about the fish in the Amazon that if you pee in the water? It's like it comes up your stream. I've never thought about that a piranha? I'm never paying in any water.

That's my biggest. Oh my god. I've eaten thousands of water. Dude, I used to think about how long I can hold my hand on the water like tank full of piranhas. Dude, not for even a second. Have you seen those videos? No. Dude, you take them up in like your hands like all bone.

Okay, yeah, it's not like shark nathan. They throw the fish in their prayer or whatever. Then literally like It's like a cartoon How do they do that though? I don't know They're like mob mentality Mob psycho

Psycho We're dangerous We're a dangerous group of people I'm all right I'm all right I don't if you trick him You know what's up man Do you get food?

I did get food I ordered food When we started the podcast What'd you get buddy I got Suspar group 10% coop Coupe

Oh my God He's telling the truth. That's real. I actually am. You don't believe me? Listen All right, bro. You need to lay off suspars. I already know you've been eating them all day. I actually okay. I took down all the ones you hid from me. I know. I don't know how you got it was like 80 of them We all forgot when Larry saw how many they were up there. He was like oh my god Dude, I thought we were out of them because we have a box. It was just empty and I was like oh that's it like starving to death. I'm like I was gonna ask like shoot can we get more and then And then I rest we had like seven more fucking boxes up there. I'm sorry. I'm fucking Bitch. Also Larry, have you seen my profile picture?

Wait, look at my profile picture. We had a, dude, we had a business goal on Google Meat and Isaac's. What? Oh my god, the goats! What? What I got look at it for long enough. Just look at it for you long enough. Who is that? What's the go? I don't think the audio listeners know exactly what's going on. Or the audio listeners.

Oh, nobody's going to know what the hell's going on. Nobody's going to be able to see it. Isaac's graphic is going to be over there. Listen, I'll try and keep this profile picture on Discord here long enough. If you get the chance, go to our Discord, click on my name. Oh! Is that Apollo G? I don't know, but he's, but dude, it's basically like, imagine like your favorite rapper

with like a village hidden in the leaf headband with glowing hair like he's going to. Oh, that's what is. Yeah, he's the coolest guy ever. That is like an ex-a-st aesthetic. Like a sound cloud aesthetic. All right. You leave you with a hypothetical and a job. Wait, that's it?

We're done. It's 58 minutes. No, dude, we have to go on for another hour, actually. We actually do. We do. We do. I had to wait until like 8, 9, 10 p.m. to start it. Okay, well, we ended before then.

Dude, we don't want to work on your little kitty baby. High school schedule grunk. How about that? No, actually, we were, we were, uh, there was like a lot. There's like a lot of stuff happening here. So we had to like deal with it. And then we had to like, listen, we had to go recycles. We had to recycle a lot of stuff.

Let's play a prank right now. Let's play a prank on everyone who thinks they're listening to our words, but they're actually not. Let's just go go completely silent. Make them check their phone. Ready go. Okay. They, what? What did you even say?

Oh. All right. I'm done with this bit, dude. Yeah. I like that bill. I heard your mouth go. You hear my slime? No, you went.

You went. Yeah, you. I was like, Oh. Yeah, dude. I think the amount of garbage we got out of our house was... It was a big recycling day. It was like $3,000.

It was like four days worth of boxes from Amazon. It was only like a week of boxes. He's going to be like, oh. He's going to look at it. He looks at it. He looks at a pot of gold. He doesn't see it his cardboard. He doesn't see it.

as a pot of gold, he's like, oh, my shekels. We're gonna build, like, we could probably build 14 houses in Haiti with all the boxes we have. We destroy the city where the rats, we could make a restaurant. We made a cardboard restaurant. There was a spider. There was a spider right next to my hand.

It was kind of scary. Yum, me, bro. Dude, what kind of spider was that? It was right there. I was ripping the box. It was literally, it was a garden. It was definitely a black widow. It was definitely a black widow.

I didn't see no plants over there, bro. I just put my dad, the picture of all the boxes. He was like, they could save a lot of room if they just folded them up. We did. We did. We did. We did.

Save a lot of room, actually. The difference was crazy, dude. Yeah, it was like, I don't think we have a before and after picture, but if we do,

we'll post on Twitter or something like that. Maybe. I'm glad we did a lot of labels on there. Yeah, and I'm scared of people's hating, hating us after seeing

how bad it was. Yeah, if they got mad with the four dishes in the sink, holy shit. Yeah, they already had a problem with the dishes.

I can't wait until that happens. Yeah. I don't know. We've been, trying to tell Melvin to like clean it up but he has not been Melvin that has been in like a year I don't know what it has been fucking gone dude

he's talking about the rat no Melvin no Melvin no no oh I thought the rat's name was also Melvin no no no no we don't know no it's just known it OG Melvin right the one who uh is friends with Jacob yeah yeah Jacob one baby that's a goat Jacob and Melvin the goat I was a good A lot of you There's a lot of

Let's see With Jacob Let's see with Jacob and Melvin That is a joke That will make sense In about Two weeks maybe or something like that We'll see up man

It's so hard I'm like How about we take Turn? Let me edit some of it Then you can go back It's gonna be like four different videos in one

The crowd It's like It's like Out of frame It's like It's out of frame It's like a It's like a random

10 seconds of you're going to do. He's going to put his face in the screen and just let like 40 minutes of footage straight non-cut footage just run and he's just sitting there driving or something stupid. And then it cuts back to like your footage and then we're all. Yep.

D la-l-l-l-l-l-de-l. All right, I think that is about all the time we do have. Grunk needs to catch some z's and we need to catch some hunter, hunter. Sleepy. Who was still believing in Santa Claus? All right. Any, yeah, any finishing thoughts here?

Me. What? What are you guys asking for? for Christmas. That is a good question. Next podcast. Let's, if you guys made it.

Yeah, that's, I don't know if we'll see. It's gonna be interesting, but we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Yeah, if you guys,

uh, enjoyed, let me know, need a little like and also let me know what you want for Christmas. Kilo and don't forget about our big gamers of sale. Yes, Gamer or so. You get that really good water bottle.

If you spend a hundred bucks, guys, come on a hundred bucks. Spend 100 bucks. Code group. You guys got it. I believe in you. All right.

Yeah, motherfuckers. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you maybe next week. We'll see. It's going to be tight. We're going to try. Let's bro fist it out.

We'll see you guys later.