The Group Chat - #37 - Our Longest Episode Yet

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

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Welcome back to the groove chat podcast. This is episode 39. Something. We have no idea. 40. I never check. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas.

We missed last week. We did. So sorry about that. No, we're not sorry. We didn't give you guys anything to watch. You'd go spend time with your family. Oh, that's true. We're not sorry.

Check this out. Look what I got for Christmas. 60 bones. Whoa. You guys ever gotten anything like that? No, you haven't. 60 bones? I've never seen that type of money in my life.

Oh. You sold that from the Reese's thing. I'm going to go get my gift. And Sponsored by GamerSubs 10% off Code Group. Code Group. Wow, what a great intro. We're sponsoring this episode.

The date, as you're watching, is the 30th of December. Happy New Year's Eve, Eve, everyone. Oh, wow. Yeah. 2020. 2020. So, it sounds like a failure.

Layers on the phone. Layes on the phone. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. talk to you later. Bye. And the money, Colin, for real? Woo.

Sorry, does this cause? My prop money just gets used for tweets and hits. Prop money. They have prop money all over their toilet. They have it on their toilet. I woke up. I woke up in the middle of the night. And I was like, don't talk to nobody.

But I put the prop money on top of the toilet. I'm like, why don't you just put it over there? He's like, no, no, no, it's going to go on the toilet. I'm like, okay. It's been there since then. It's probably has pissing yours. He's so lucky that he's not in town. Speaking of which, we are our Downsome members.

I'm sure all of you noticed. Surprise, surprise, soft release is not here. Yeah. The Earth is allergic to the podcast. The Earth hops off of the axis rotation because everyone raises their hand because they're so surprised. Everybody right now. Everyone right now jump.

Okay, there you go. Two, one, go. Vsauce. Michael here. If we all jump at the same time with the Earth shrink in size? No, we saws on every experiment ever. I have a question. What if all was pulled one grain of grass?

What would happen? Grunka knows all about that I can still rant about that all day you're so mad I'm rightfully mad I love police no not right so I pulled a piece of grass

I don't even want to hear about it I'm a piece of grass this big and I counted it I counted it and they're like no don't count that to the end no no no no no and then I pull another piece of grass to make me this big

all right I said tell your story then what happened was you you you counted one more piece of grass. So you counted a small piece of grass as a piece of grass. And then you finish counting and then you're like oh, this grass is too small to count at the very end. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Is that what happened? So you, it was either you had two less to leave V-suit. So, whoa, what? Last to soup V-C-3. Oh, your brain's all fucked from that video. That's last to leave. It was last-le-V-C video.

Grunk got eliminated because of some grass. Yeah. That's thing. L LRie. Is this podcast out with Last League VC same time? Maybe. Maybe.

I'm going out first. I don't know. I don't know. It's the day where the video comes out and I said it's an edit it a single thing. Yeah. Yeah, nothing's done.

Y'all believe he? It does not edit it, bro. The motherfuck of this thing. I've never edited a single video. This man was playing a fucking basketball hoop on Roblox. I was playing. I was doing hoops.

The hoops. Roblox. The hood. Roblox. Yeah, I played into hood, Roblox. The hood is filled

with like y'all playing the hood Roblox Ew, that thing raw No it's not Is it dry or moist

That's pork? It's very moist Is it wet? Is it pork oil? Wait I think it's It's not It's not

It's a little bit It's tight Right It's crusted outside Is it wet and gushy That's good I'm pretty My dad

My dad got an air fry For Christmas He'd been using it Oh Dad's love Random shit What is he made What is he made

No that's a mom thing It's not a dad No, dude. That's like airfriars. My dad, my dad got my mom an air fryer and was like, yeah, whatever, do what you want. I don't care no more. And then my mom was like, look what I made. Like it shows like fries or like mozzarella sticks.

And he's like, well, hold on now. I did mozzarella sticks. Oh, are mozzy sticks good in the air friday? Yes, they are ironically really fucking good. They're so good. Can we get them now? We have an air fryer. We get you sticks in a pancho.

Dude, yeah, like how I did on Isaac's video. Yeah. Lederb. Remember? He heard of that? He just ate his finger. He was so good. Audio listeners at home.

Larry just ate at the tip of his finger off. He ate another one. Spit it out. Put it back. No, put it back. Oh, I saw it. Dude. Okay, so me and Isaac held a secret podcast,

Twitter spaces for an hour. Oh, I heard about shout out to the, the loyal people who showed up to that, because that was actually really fun. I want to talk about that. I want to talk about that. So the same day we were supposed to have a podcast out. Yummy and I,

I had been up all night. It was like, 7 a.m. I'd been up all night. Yomi had just woken up. I was, like, doing a Twitter space because I was rendering out a part of the video that I needed to get rendered out to send over to my, my dearest, dearest baby, Jamek. Oh, my God. He and I have been through this week. Bless his soul.

I got bored. I went on Twitter, started a Twitter space, and it was like our little podcast, and Yummy joined. And it was like sleep delirium for, like, 45 minutes. It was funny. It was actually really funny. What was Yomi saying? What was Yomi? You were talking about everything.

We were just talking about everything. We started doing the one word story. And yeah, key and peel. And the hypotheticals that we like hit every single base we could. We did a lot of stuff. It was really. I don't even recall what we talked about. I don't recall anything from the past week.

It's been such a blur to me. I remember one thing I did talk about was a blur. On the Christmas and coming back was like that. Okay, before we get into traveling, because I do have some stories for that as well. It's Southwest. Oh, my God. My fucking God.

Traveling these holidays is insane. I, like, you're crazy. You're at home. Yeah, I actually, surprisingly, I think I had one of the only flights that didn't get canceled. I got delayed maybe 20, 30 minutes. But besides that, like, my flights were completely A-okay.

So lucky, bro. I swear to guys. Huh? Where you with? Myself, I was just flying home. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, you're like. Oh, okay.

I mean, this should be paid shit. I mean, it was on a G6. I flew United and Delta. He was on his own private jet. My own private jet. His G6. Which is the United. I love.

No. Delta on top. Delta is the only airline worth praising. I swear. United. I have nothing but good experience with the United. Okay, listen, I will not praise. Fuck United.

I will not praise United, but I will thank them for not fucking up as bad as Southwest did. Because oh my God You know me get into We're getting ahead of ourselves I didn't want to talk about this yet Oh okay We have to do a throwback really quick Okay throwback

Remember 10 minutes ago 10 minutes ago But you remember when Larry ate his finger Yeah Okay You remember how when we did the Twitter space I was talking about how Instagram I had like the most like insane

Horrible like death videos and shit Yeah Yeah It's like live like nowadays Why I unlocked a new fear of a video I saw a few days ago of these people were go-karting and

this guy slammed into another guy and his go-kart went up over his and it literally cut his finger clean off like right at the knuckle. Ow. And he didn't he? He was like in shock. He was like, he was driving. Anyways, this whole finger went gone.

I was listening. Southwest. Southwest Airlines. Okay. They were he ate his finger again or something. I didn't see it. Southwest. I got three thousand flights on the day I flew home canceled due to were they like literally canceled until the 31st of December

not every flight but for the flights so basically what happened was I'm not sure how long they were backed up for but I know the day that I flew which was the 26th they canceled 3,000 and they didn't help anybody yeah they didn't help anybody because all the other flights were booked until from what I heard on the intercourse

come at my airport. Like, everything out of Nashville for Southwest was booked until the 31st. And I flew out on the, yeah, like five days ago. Four days ago? We got lucky then. Well, I wasn't on Southwest.

I was on American, which is like not great. Oh, yeah. It's because I saw you post a photo. Dude, the picture of Austin, the Austin airport with, I was there. I saw all the bad. Did you see my video?

I didn't know what was going on. What was that? I'm pretty sure all the layover, they just, fucking flung out all the luggage. It just dumped it. It wasn't only Austin. There was a bunch of airports.

They just left literal thousands of suitcases. In the public, too. I could have stolen. And you know that they were full of Christmas presents and stuff because people just got done with the holidays. Like, there was probably hundreds of dollars worth of stuff in every suitcase. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't bring any Christmas presents home with me on my bag, mostly because it was jam-packed tight. Oh, I did. Can I show you guys? Yeah. Yeah. Would you give to them? What'd you get today?

You have a guy? So I got this bag. Oh, yeah. That's a good bag. You would have been talking to the town in middle school. I know. I know. I know.

I know. And then my mom got me a battery pack. Oh, hell yeah. Portable battery. That's good. Very good. I got. Adidas socks.

Oh, dude. I wish. Nice. Your mom spoils you up and down. She did. No, she actually did. She loves you. Get ready.

You have no idea. I don't even know what this is. I don't know. Oh, Adidas underwear? Wow. Oh my goodness. Okay, okay, like what every man needs. You up to triple X.

American Biscuit? American Airlines Biscuit. That's a Biscop cookie. And then? Don't play with the Mains. She got me, she got me shoes, dude. She actually, like, spoiled me this year. Oh, my God.

Brough. Those are ultra boost. Those are cheap. Let me see the inside. Let me see the inside soul. That's okay. Damn. What flag is that?

It went crazy. Adidas. It is Ukraine. She ba-ball-balled out. She actually did. I don't know why she did. Bob bawling. He did.

I thank her for the... Yeah, well, I got Rick and Morty pajama pants, so you can just shove all those shit. Is Pickle Rick on him? No. It's just Rick and Morty being shocked a whole bunch. I wear him every time I'm...

You're in a Rick mood? I don't even... Yeah. I started watching... I started watching Rick and Morty. Yeah, they went on hiatus. They stopped making episodes. I watched all the new ones.

They're pretty good. I don't know how they. I know how. We watched it. We watched it. No, no, not we. There's more now.

I did. There's more. Is season five out? Season five's been out. Season six is out now. And I think it ended. So. I saw the first episode on YouTube when it came out.

Season six ended? Yeah, they're doing that thing where they just milk it. It's not good anymore? No, it's, it's so good. Season 6 is the same one with, um, yes, lesbian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. The lesbian clone knows.

Yeah, people who know, no. We know you know. What is that even mean? You need to watch it. Exactly. You don't know him. So go watch it. I know there was an evil morty.

Oh, yeah. Evil Morty. We do. They never touched back on it. They never touched back once. Yeah. No, they did. They did.

Remember the start of season six, I think? I know, but that's it. Everything else? nada. Nothing. Nada. At the very end, they're like, I'm gonna go fart and find my arch Nemesis and Morty and you're gonna come.

Oh, geez. Oh, okay. I'm gonna fart. You sound like you said I'm gonna fart. Yeah, so anyways, Rick and Morty pajama pan, super dope. Cronk, what'd you get? Stop playing Roblox and be a podcaster. No way.

No way. Viewed that home. Hold up your middle finger. You're not getting your cut anymore. Listen. Everybody, listen. Put your middle fingers high to the sky. Yeah, no thum.

No thumb middle finger. I want you to point it out as much as you can. Wait, can you show me the back? Ow! $20. Can I see the back? Scratch the back and show it. No. It's like a lottery.

It's a trust exercise. This is actually pretty hype. This is actually pretty hype. Oh yeah. That is Lego. Yeah, I like Lego's a lot. It's like Legos for, oh. Lego collection is crazy. Lego flowers go hard.

That's a good gift for a girl. We can barely hear you with this food. No, I didn't. mean that like that's a good gift for a girl I got one of these huge wearable blanket things he's got a really good present for a

bitch no I'm kidding this is a fucking eight year old nice old geek what else you got fucking scarf loser I got myself

all fuzzy socks for little girls he's got a tag on his pants let me guess you got some body works gift card too and candle what else did I get

I got some clothes did you get festive soap Festive sugar cookie sobs? My dad got me a bunch of travel stuff. No, that's... Oh, you ain't going nowhere. Yeah, where are you traveling?

I'm traveling the world. Actually, no, my dad confirmed that we're going to Italy in the summer, so that's cool. Wow. Okay. What? What? No, fuck. No, no, we haven't traveled once ever, so this is the first.

Holy shit. What do you mean travel once? You mean outside the country? Yeah. Well, we've been to... Yeah. Well, we've been to... Well, where have you've been inside the country?

Texas and Ohio and like And like ski resorts and shit No I've never gone Tollado Listen Florida Keys I have the only place

I've been with my parents In this country are Ohio and Florida For once for Well your first I guess actual vacation Is gonna be a bang And it's gonna be hard to like

Beat that after Going to Italy Holy shit Well I'm gonna be 18 Or how long How long are you gonna be over there? I don't know Probably a week or two

Probably two weeks. Probably two weeks. Usually when you go outside the country, you stay there for at least two weeks. Yeah. And I don't know my dad was talking about. He was like, I got my wallet from this place,

and I'm going to take you there, and we're going to get you a wallet. I'm like, okay. What the, dude, someone got there. So your dad's been around. What the fuck? That's like passing down the torch. Actually, like your dad's been to Italy before, or no?

Yeah. Wow. Wait, yummy, yummy, yummy. My mom got me this kitchen. That's probably your mom's self-aware like that. Dude, just listen to this. this actually get this she she behind my back got one piece volume

one through three and started reading on her own and she didn't tell me only children only child because piss me off because she thought she thought I would be like think she's nerdy or whatever oh that's so I want to hug your mom like really

tight like she's my own mom graduation I would do you want us wait we can't okay this just in podcast this is on the down low don't tell anyone We may go to Grunk's graduation And see Mr.

Mr. Grunk and have a Mr. Grunk and his Legos and his dogs And I'm praying There isn't a fucking Willie vlog that comes out of it Where is he Where's gonna be really well That should be a group thing, bro You should do a backflip on stage

I don't want to make your graduation of video Dude that's like weird Well we know What's going on guys? What's going on guys? We're going to What's our job? No! I'm not going to lie. We can do something wow word here.

Listen, if my graduation was logged, it would have been kind of funny because there's a lot of really specific moments that we've talked about before already. We're also going to docks to you though. Me jumping out of my car.

It's fucking eight foot tall. Yeah, you were like four and a half feet tall. A little Mario hump. I mean, hop. Boing? Little Mario home. Mario bulge out of the thing. Mario ball is dragging on the fucking

little Mario wiener. I don't know. I just. I just feel like it'd be bad manners to like go to Grunk's house and record like their parents. So here's their safe. Right behind their Master Venture Ploss's tour. This is grunks address. Here's his house.

We're going to do a house tour. We go to a sky zone and like shit out of a midair flip. I think it'd be cool. We just, we did side things, but. No, we should do we should do drinking milk before sky zone and then vomit as we spin on the guy. Dude, wait, Larry, I want to spin on a guy. I'm going to bring you the sky zone.

I want to make you do the tallest hoop. I don't know if you can do it, but I think you can. What is slam dunk of basketball? Have you ever been to SkyZone? Uh, more like lame zone. Am I right, guys? Shut up, bro. You're nerd zone.

You bitch zone. At SkyZone, they have like a whole bunch of different little things, and one of them is like the trampoline hoop thing. They have a live silverback gorilla in Zone 4. Yeah. You have grippy socks that grip? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Those are my jam. Have you tried them? Yeah. Okay, I have a wild question that's going to knock you off your rocker. All right. I'm in my rocker and peaceful. Yeah, but let me hear it.

For now. I'm rocking. Where are the top three places you would visit if you could right now? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You live in my dream, stay. Because I got mine. You know what you go first?

because you've already got it. You go. I'll go. Okay, you go. Japan? No, Japan. Yeah,

they're probably number one. And not even on some weirdo. It sounds like so. Not even on some weirdo like weabooshy. It's just like, it's just like, it's very cliche for people to say Japan, but it's cliche for a reason because Japan.

Okay, listen, listen, listen. The reason. Metropolis car. The reason I want to go to Japan is because of their cities. Their cities I've heard are very clean. I just want to see everywhere. And they also, I think they have a certain feeling for tourists. Some people really like tourists.

Some people hate them. It depends where you go. I want to go to Japan for the porn stores. I actually learned this in psychology. They like, you know how here in like in the U.S., it's very like yourself. Like you care about yourself more than others. But in Japan, you care about the group more than yourself. Like that's a mentality there.

It's really interesting. So like that's why you see, that's why you see none of this. like making a fuss about wearing masks and all that stuff. Like to keep, they want to keep each other safe. Yeah. Rather than themselves. That sounds more.

You guys can put your fingers out. It's okay. Italy. Italy. Okay. That's my number two. I've always wanted to go to Italy. Because I've been to Germany and France.

And then probably, probably the UK. Okay. I feel like that'd be like an easy little trip. It's pretty depressing. Yeah. I'm lying. I know people.

Yeah, but I know people there. My list is way different, except for the first one. Or Switzerland. It either be UK or Switzerland or somewhere. So good. Somewhere in like Africa or something, like Egypt or something. Africa. Egypt would be crazy.

Zanzibar. Oh, it would be good. Hey, Zanzibar Africa. Oh, no. Okay, well, mine, I do want to go to Japan. I just, I want to just experience everything. I want to like go there and go to a fucking like maid cafe and like tickle my tities

to Naruto on the wall. Or like drink coffee, do you have a happy ending or like fucking, I don't know. Yeah, I just, I want to go, I just want to go and see what's good. A happy ending. Yeah, the mischief shit. Sipping a suck.

So there's Japan. Number two is Iceland. That was in my head. Iceland is a beautiful. Yeah, but they have the hot baths, don't they? Yeah, yeah, the steaming baths. Isn't Iceland or Greenland like the most like depressing states?

Dude, it is. No, it's okay, so Iceland is green and Greenland is ice. Why don't know? They were stupid back then when they named those countries. I know, but I'm saying Iceland. I'm saying the- No, no, no. I heard just because the Vikings literally didn't want them to, like, go to Iceland.

So they named it Iceland so it seemed more, yes. Sorry, we should have named the ocean next to us, USA and then Desert. USA, the ocean. Oh, that would have been really classic. And they would never travel to us. I get it. When they once go to the USA, they land in the ocean.

And they die. Yeah, see, that's epic prank. Now you don't want to go because they're like, I don't want to die. Okay. Same to the USA hell. And then North Korea. Yeah. One ticket to hell. No thanks.

I beat the game, Larry, by the way. Oh, my God. Get off a video game and podcast with us together as a family. I finished it. I beat the game. Oh, my God. Whatever. Anyways, Iceland.

And if not Netherlands, then probably. Why? Why? Why Netherlands? Netherlands is really pretty. Yeah, they have, they're, um, rural. Rural. You got it.

Areas areas are, I've seen. That's something like Finland, Norway, isn't it? That area? Around. It's like, Nordic? Northern. It's in Nordic. It's around.

It's somewhere in Europe, dude. I don't know. But if not there, then, uh, man, UK, Brighton, maybe? England? Is that anyone? Ew. Dude. Brighton is gray and the beaches are rock.

I know. I want to go there. So when I come home, I'm thankful for my circumstances. Let's do into that. See? It's so smart. But yeah, I feel like Switzerland would be crazy. They got the Alps there.

That's insane. Oh, yeah. That's why I had Switzerland. Yeah, dude. I've seen some crazy as if it. Yeah, Switzerland. And also, okay, I don't know if this is like something it's not, but like I've been getting these videos on TikTok of the most like beautiful

breathtaking places in China. And like, I feel like that would be a cool place to visit. I heard China. I got a really hate to the climate. Africa is breathtaking because it's polluted. Okay, that was a sound, ladies and gentlemen of three bases loaded and a Grand Slam home run. Woo!

Grand Slam! That was huge. Okay, so besides Switzerland, like, where are two other places? Is Japan one of them? Yeah, definitely. Japan. All right, Skip Japan.

What else? You're going to Italy, so. Yeah, I'm going to Italy. That'll be pretty. Take that off. Somewhere northern, like, yeah, like Sweden or something. Yeah, Sweden and Norway would be super cool, I think. Yeah.

Yeah. I really want to go to those places where it's just like rolling hills grassland. Like those are. You don't find that. And you can find that in fucking England. Oh, just go up north and like or like south or whatever. The fuck the farm is north.

Don't they have the like the northern lights are in? Aren't they in parts of Norway and Sweden as well? Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fucking crazy. I want to see those so bad. I can't really. Italy shaped like a boot.

Who signed off on that. That is like one of the odds of that. No, like zero and a half. How does shit like that spread online, like on games and shit like that? What I mean? Like, how does like, okay, before anything, I would have just like, I remember the first time I got my ass kicked using that. And I was so confused as to like how people just know about that. I got taught that in school.

No, you didn't. When I was in elementary school. Oh, it's a memory. To memorize? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So my dude, my whole education process was absolutely fucked. I didn't learn all 50 states until after I learned like 260 countries

in Italy was one of the things that we used for it was boot. That was it. Larry, I want to slap you across your MIT dumbface. I just know it was... Because it looks like a boot. Yeah, it does. Well, yeah, I'm just saying that's what they taught us in middle school. It was like, it looks like a boot. Your middle school sounds dumb. Wait, did you know that what did you know right after? Did you know? Wait, I don't we get to say what countries? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

Sorry, did you know that I'm sorry, anyway, did you Funfax know that? Aurora Aurealis makes animals act weird because of some weird electromagnetic frequency change in the earth. Actually, it's just a big, a big green sheet in here. A bunch of werewolves start coming out.

They're like, I don't know, I'll start going. Stories. Where are the Aurora war oraleis? North. North. North where? North.

Just across a bunch of different. places. Okay, dope. Like, where do you want to go? That word, I don't know. When I was like, when I first heard that word, I thought that was like something to do with like glands in your body. I thought it was a fake word when I first heard it.

I was like, you made a... Aurora Boreal. It's like one of those words you're like, ooh, what is in that? Wait, that guy's smart. Wait. Is that a smart-ass word? No, well, like when you're a kid probably, you think... Yeah, there's a big one and you're like...

I don't know. It's crazy. Where do you want to go, Larry? Yeah, where the hell do you want to go? One of the ones I want to go to go to. really bad Morocco. Morocco? It's beautiful. Morocco's beautiful.

Were those Morocco again? I think it's in Africa. It's in Africa. Yeah. I have one friend in Morocco that has shown me the place around and it's super pretty. How the hell did you come across

a friend in Morocco? South Africa would be so fucking crazy. Go to Sudan. South Africa would go crazy. Go to Sudan. South Africa. No, you're right.

That's where Elon's from. Where's the Singapore would be nuts too, dude. Oh yeah. Singapore is crazy. Singapore. We're forgetting so many. There's too many places to go.

I know. And I would say Japan as well, but Japan's aren't. Yeah, it's like a. I feel so like, I feel like it's like, it's like a given. So I'll say Morocco. Um, Georgia. Mexico. Not the country.

Georgia. I mean, not the state. Not the state. Not the country is. Just stay. I want to go to do the state. No. The country, Georgia.

And probably either. What's in Georgia? So Georgia Listen You guys Nothing No He's gonna be like

Frank Ocean has A tattoo artist No no no no no no no no no no this is due with clothes There's more dude with clothes They have Antwerp Which is a Fashion school in there What is that I want to go to

Antsporpe What is it? You said it's a school It's a really good school It's a huge school For like fashion students You want to go like To go like

Toer the school If we get it Okay would you If you were given $5 in a lollipop Go to Antwerp right now And y'all go to the van

Right now Right now Right now But you have to give Free Wi-Fi And two popsicles Oh streaming and everything You have to never talk to us

Every end To go to Antwerp Okay what the fuck Okay Your mom dies And your dad gets in a car accident Loses his legs Okay

You get a free trip To Japan But the whole time Your mom is gagged And your third ad Has to go with you And you have no Wi-Fi and your dogs can't breathe until you come back.

You have to share room with that one Mexican cartel guy that I remember the hypothetical, but we talked about. El Menche. El Mnche, yeah. M16, M-16. M-16. M-S-16 and like, fucking.

You have to share a mansion with the entirety of M-16, but you can go to Antwerp, whatever the floor. Okay, okay, you get to go anywhere. You got anywhere in the world, but it has to be through one of Elchapel's tunnels. How big of this tunnel? Do not go anywhere in the world? It'll be underground.

It'll be really far. Do you think there's a secret tunnel under the Atlantic Ocean that goes like across the world? It's not a tunnel. Right now there's a secret pipe that has big internet cords in it. Yep. It's not even a pipe. It's exposed. Your mommy exposed.

Is it exposed? Sharks bite on them. Yeah, there sharks bite on them and fuck them. Why lag? I swear to jog. Why do sharks back fight them? Because sharks getting mad. They're like, hey, bro, you will, you will wire in my house right now?

You can't say that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, have you ever seen... Have you seen, have you seen the videos of the crabs walking over like a crack in a pipe and getting sucked in? It's like a fighting demo. Oh, wait, no, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, dude, I've never seen that. De-frestorization or whatever. What?

He's right, he's right, he's right. He's like a gas-res. Because like when a hole opens in the pipe and something is next to it, all the pressure just goes. Yeah, but I watch these crabs turn from, it's like three frames. It's like crab, crab with crab pointing in. Legs. That happened to it. That happened to a dude.

He went through a hole this big, his whole body. I'm not kidding. I think you went to that bad. Fuck, man. I remember the first video I've seen like a freak accident. It was like this guy and there was like a mill thingy. It was spinning and he somehow got his head on it and it just rolled him. and he just laid out flat.

Like, dude, what those fuck? Instagram. No, we're not talking about this on the podcast, dude.

There's a giant metal cube coming down with a machine and this lady just stuck your arm and it was flat. All right, human meat grinder, guy falls in, turns into the hamburger,

what now? No, no, there's a kid in my English class last year. He was like, Jack, come look at this.

And then it was literally just gore. Like, it was just a gore video. I don't like him. I really don't like him. Some dude, getting caught in a machine

and spun around. Larry used to show me the, deep dark size of life leak. Larry has a problem. Larry does have a problem. Yeah, I blame that on my middle school experience. There was a girl who was very, very edgy,

and she would send me videos on Kik. And the videos were really, really not good at all. So, I forgot about me. I would get a message on Kik, and then I'd be like, oh, what's this? In the video, and it's like, man, dude, they're so fucked. It's like you don't want to see it,

but you don't want to look away. Yeah, it's like a car. It's like, God, dude, it's like morbid. curiosity. It's just fucking, it's fucked up. And then you're like, you're watching, why don't I just watch that? Yeah, and then you feel like shit for like 48 hours. Then you can never forget it. I don't even want to talk about one.

It's stuck with you forever. It's bad. Hmm. Wait, there's somebody we know. I am not going to say who. And it's not in this group. There's not that wait, what you say? Pack God. Okay. Bingo bongo, right on the money. I'm Harley Quinn.

Bingo bongo right on the money. Try out! That's all I have to say He's just pat God That's all Conversations over That's it What?

That's it Oh yeah We'll talk about later Man Don't worry about it buddy All right bro I'll bring it out later

Ken Well that's all the time We have today It's been a pleasure No it's not We're halfway through I know I love

This Miskoff cookie is like Hurting my teeth Do you ever get like Sweet shit stuck in your tooth When you're eating And it hurts

It's hurting me It's hurting me It's hurting me You have you ever Been on Speaking of Okay You said Biskoff

In my mind Biscoff Plank And then like I was like, okay, planes, why do they serve Biscoff cookies? Why don't they serve big meals? Oh, big meals get served on big planes. Ooh, big planes. I've had one.

I've had one. Have you? Have you been on one? Yes, yes. When I flew to Germany. Oh, it's only international then. Oh, my God. It was so bad.

Yeah, no, they don't do that because nobody, they don't need that. Dude, it was so, the flight to Germany was so bad. I hated it. I woke up, like, when you're on a plane, I think we were on a plane for maybe like 11 hours. Yeah. It's gross. Something like that. You just keep waking up and falling asleep.

And like, there's just constant, like, I was like 13. I couldn't even reach the vent. It was blowing in my fucking eyeballs and my face the whole time. And I just kept me like nodding off. Oh, you're nodding? Yeah. I'm a nodding. I think the best decision ever by staying up all night before my flights.

I got on my flight. Don't know how I made it through TSA, but I did. I got my flight. And then I dozed the entire time. I fell asleep as the plane took off and I woke up as it on the ground landed. But those airline meals are really bad. They're bad. Are they really?

The airport. Oh, wait. What airlines did you fly? I want to say it was Delta, but it was literally like a three seat. I think a five. Yeah. And then three. Yeah.

Have you ever been on or have you ever seen the planes with like the fucking, they're like rooms? I think it's guitar. Qatar? Qatar? Guitar? Guitar. It business. Emirates Airlines. Amarits.

Emirates. Emirates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With the $20,000 first class. Yep. The $12,000 first class thing.

Dude, you get treated like a prince. I swear to God. That's actually good food. Yeah. You go for the, I watched like a video on it and I want to do it one day, but not, not today. And I want to do it by your lip. You arrive at the airport and you immediately get escorted to the business lounge where they have all this fucking food for you.

And they give you all, basically everything you want. So all it is is like food. It's like free alcohol, free food, blah, blah, blah. You board your plane and it's like you have like a goddamn TV and a PlayStation 8. There's a full bar, everything. Yeah. And then you fly and they give you anything you wanted. They serve you three meals a day if you're flying for that long.

And then you land and you're right back in the business thing. And it's like like, oh, I could treat like a prince for 20 hours for 12 grand. You think Austin has that in the airport? Yeah, they do. They have to luxury lounge. I think every airline. When I got off my Delta plane, I saw them. I was like, I was like, what?

What is the average person in that look like? I didn't see. There was no one in it because it was so late. I love people watching at the airport and seeing how rich people are. Like, I always, it's my head. The airport is always interesting. Atlanta, there's so many rich people at the Atlanta airport all the time. It's fucking crazy.

Atlanta's a huge business city. You'll see like, well, it's also the, like, the main hub for internet. national flights. Like, people will have, like, if you're flying to Paris from Austin, you're going to Atlanta, you're having a layover. Yeah, you're either going there, you're going to, um, New York is another big one. Yeah, New York or Philly. JFK or Philly airport.

Surprisingly, Philly. But, like, JFK dot for them, man. But, like, dude, you got an airport name. The people, the people with like the giant fucking diamond rings and like the Gucci shoes, the Gucci bags. I know. I, dude, I don't know how, like, it has to be company paid. Like, they, they can't pay that out of pocket.

They could. I mean, maybe. I don't know. The people are so much richer than me already. Is there a duffel bag full of money? Yeah. We're poor. We're poor compared to some people.

Compared to Gucci Man, I've seen Gucci Man's teeth? They're fucking crazy. They're worth us a billion dollars. Have you seen Gucci Man's album covers from like the early 2000s? I think Gucci Man's teeth could fund them like schools. Gucci Man's Toy Story 8.

Gucci Man's Buzz Lightyear trap remix. Gucci Mane's Buzz. Gucci. What do you have on your chin? Is that a hackney patch? Yeah, my mom got me a thing. Yeah, star favorite. I have those.

I have the other ones that are boring and like see through, whatever. Whatever. I have a fucking star on my chin. Oh, yeah, that's cool. That's cool shit. They worry. I don't know. This is my first time using it.

Well, let's see. That sucks that you have to like keep it on there for hours and hours on it. You'll never be able to take it off. Audio listeners at home. Sorry, I keep forgetting about you guys. I do. Grunk has a cute little star on his chin. He looks like so Boba Sticker guy.

Aw. It's a acne patch. He has a big, like, dude, okay, I want to talk about my, my horrible time today.

So yesterday, yesterday I won, all you do is like with me. I won, I won probably eight, eight games of Overwatch yesterday. Today, I lost 10 games.

That's a you problem, man. One, one, two games and lost 10. I got so angry at the watch. I almost hopped on voice chat and got angry and said that things. some tragic things.

No, I told Grog, but we're playing a game we're getting fucking steamrolled and I was like I can't say the extent and it's nothing like oh my gosh. I was just like

I was like so pissed I was in the heat of the moment and I was like Greg I'm so mad like I can I can just envision myself calling cartel people to send to like cut off this person like head in the other team

I'm like so mad right now there's this guy named Gensi his name is Obito I need you to Take him out. Why can you say that like chill? It was like the most extreme thing you could do for like a split second. And then you're back, you're like, okay, can't do that.

Yeah. Like, I don't know how. I think I've become numb. Okay, I have to pee right now. Hold on. I've lost, I've lost like four games in a row and I didn't even, like, I wasn't even angry. Like, I was, I was really just playing. I just queued up for the next game every time. That means you're not getting good.

Yeah. It's all right, man. Yeah, man. I can't stop caring about games because it was actually like getting bad for my mental health, man. I was like, I cared so much like a year or two ago. No, like probably two or three years ago. If I lost the game, I wanted to just to kill myself. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I get that. Shit, that was real. No, thank you for. No, it's like on Overwatch, most, I feel like most of the time when I'm losing, I'm, I blame it on myself. I'm like, dang, I'm like completely. useless to the team right now. And I get really sad. You just slump. And then you're like, man, there's like nothing I can

literally do. And then you start playing bad. When you get mad, you play even worse every time. And especially when you're like getting steamrolled, you're like, I don't know what to do. I'm really hopeless. Like, there's nothing I can do right now. I am always very grateful that I'm not like a throwing fucking like rage. Like I don't throw shit. I don't like break shit. I don't do any of that. When I was a kid had bad anger

problems. I broke a lot of controllers. They wouldn't let me play. They wouldn't let me play anymore. We used to have this clear GameCube controller and I was like what were you playing? Probably like smash bros or like fucking Mario card or something. I was thinking deep and I was

closing. Oh no. No, I took it and I just just right on the ground. Carpets like a knife. What did you do? When I was a kid I broke a lot of controllers and stuff. This headset I'm wearing now actually. You see how this is all taped over and stuff?

Um, when I, I, I was playing cod on my Xbox and I literally like, I just impulse, like I died and I impulse put it in my mouth and bit down on it as hard as I could. And now it's broken. But no, I have serious. Okay. Okay. I wasn't going to say no rage much like physically, but now that I think about it, I do. I literally like have bitten this thing so much. I have bites.

Dude. Yeah. Oh my fucking. I get bite. I get bite rage. It's not food. No, it's bad. Like I literally.

got to the point where I thought either my teeth were going to break or this was going to break. Like, it was really bad. You need to get a new one, buddy. Yeah, that's pretty gross. No, it's fine. No, it's not good. I could just say the dog ate it if anyone is. Have any of you guys played sports?

Wait, you know, sports? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Sorry, sorry. So, like, I used to, uh, on Xbox, I would, I used to throw my controller and I'm like, okay, I got to stop. I don't want to break my controller. So then whenever I got mad one time, I just stood up and held out my controller and dropped it. You're like one of the three members on how ridiculous and you're dropping the controller

like down 100 feet on top of a car crying baby Yeah, just held it out from you and like, oh You're like those dads across the street And like their son's looking like Like I don't even know how that like like The rage like it got rid of the rage in me somehow

By just dropping it, not throwing it or anything Just dropping the control of I don't know Is that something you would do? Like regularly? No. That was that one time. Like a new method.

I'll imagine Audacity stops recording and he loses all of his audio. There's computer explodes. I remember I got so mad at a game. I don't remember what game. But I took the controller and I'm not even kidding you. I slammed it so hard on the concrete grounds at the house that it like disintegrated. I think like three buttons went missing. What?

What? I pictured the scenario of like you like throwing it on the ground. It doesn't break. And then in like, and it's just fucking dust and then the wind blows it away. Like, Kanye when he falls? Yeah.

Oh, my God. No, I think I used 100% of my strength in the throw. Yeah. I, and it felt so goddamn good. It felt amazing.

I would take on my anger on myself. It was. I would take out this shit on myself. Yeah, I kind of did the same thing one time. It's always a crucial. A crucial lesson about anger management. I died in Cuffhead on that stupid frog boss, like the third boss in the game. And I threw my head back as hard as I could.

And I thought there was a pillow behind me. But it was just ground. It was just ground behind me. I slammed my head on the ground. Like, like full force. I don't know how I didn't get a concussion, but it felt like my brain. My ear shined ringing.

I got the most pulsating headache. It was so bad. I was like, okay, I got to put it down. You probably got brain damage from that. I think I do have brain damage. Like, my anger management. Stop laughing at everything I say. Anger manage.

You're funny, man. Or my anger problems. I think I do my anger management. You like turn around like a fucking villain? He's betting like a black cat I think I do have a bigger pro For the viewer at home You let me just spun

Oh no So like my My mom told me When I was like two years old Is when it started to get really bad And I used to grab onto the coffee table And I would go boom Boom

Boom It's my head And I would slam my head on the ground And then it got to a point where like they would try to make me stop, but they gave up. They just let me do it until I would like pass out. Because I know what?

Because I had such a bad problem. And I would fall, like without catching myself, fall straight on my face because I was so short. I could just do it. They said I would do it all the time. When I would get mad, I would just fall.

Speaking of like diagnosed though like anger management or stuff we grew up with, I'm like this is like a really, I don't know if it's touchy or controversial. But like, like, how do they, how do you test for autism? Like, I mean, genuinely don't know. I think you get it like, there's a lot of signs. Like genetically. And when you're a baby.

When you're a whole bunch of stuff. Okay. Yeah. Because I've always wondered. I never, I was never like put through a test or anything like that. I don't think any of us were. No. So what happens is if there's an issue, it'll be probably in school or a daycare with

other kids and it's not going to be like normal issues. It's going to be like really like reoccurring problems. And then that's whenever you're like, okay, maybe there's something bigger. And then you probably take them to like the doctor or therapist or something like that. Yeah. I just, I don't know. Because I was never tested, but I grew up with all these issues. It would be pretty clear.

And I don't know if it was ADHD or autism or like minor autism because there's different stages. There's like, you know, high functioning. There's like, you know, high functioning. There's like stuff like that. Huh? The spectrum's pretty broad. I think it's autistic savants or. Yeah.

Yeah. There's something with savants where they're like, they're like literally insane at one skill. Like I see a lot of TikTok. I've seen it. Drawing. Drawing. Yeah.

Yeah. There's this. There's this little Chinese kid who had autism. And his mom was like, okay, let's just call him Aden. I remember his name. What is 492,211, 211 times eight divided by four? And he sat there and he kind of like moved his hands in a little. Yeah.

He was like kind of like drawing in the air. And then he answered. Like, I don't know even how. Okay, I think it's patterns. I think it's more so patterns of, because math has patterns. Like math has a lot, a lot of patterns when it comes to, I mean, depending on what you do. We're like like inventors and like super scientists like on some sort of spectrum in some way a little bit autistic. Maybe.

I mean, it wasn't Albert Einstein. Or Isaac Newton or something. No, Albert Einstein had more glial cells than like someone should have. So he was like genius. Super genius. Yeah. Well, Kanye came out as autistic like two weeks ago, so.

True. Came out as autism. He said he was autistic like rain man from the movie. That's what he said. That is true. He said that word for word. It's such a Kanye thing to say, dude. He just says the most, like, silly things in the world.

But yeah, no, anyways, I was just wondering, like, how many of us do you think are on the spectrum of at all? I like, I don't think I am. I don't think, you guys, not O-SR. I don't think, ADHD and stuff. I don't think I have, ADHD is, that's not autism. I don't know. I was wondering.

No, it's not. And I feel like, I don't think any of us are to like remember, recall, like, signs back then. That might have been a dead giveaway. I think we all have something maybe, but not. Some sort of mental clutter, something. I don't know. I was just sitting here wondering. It was because I was thinking about the fucking video, Larry.

Yeah. Coconut. Safe word. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, another video. I remember that video. I don't even know what the fuck is going on.

I was, we were all sleep deprived, and I just randomly said in fucking last. Larry? What did you just do your camera? Go back. Go back to your old camera. What are you doing? You went back to 2005 box.

If you were at home, Larry switched two cameras, and now he's like four and a half FPS. I just showed you a preview of my thoughts. That's what happens in my head. Oh, super sick. There was nothing going on. Yeah, it was just wind sounds. So Blake well.

All it was was just what I was seeing. It's like the same thing. There's not a single thought. I don't know, man. I hit my head alone and I was younger. I mean, I was scarred. My fear? I have scars up here.

So once I'm I didn't want to go to, I think it was JC Penny. Why wouldn't you want to go to JC Penny? Come on. Because I was like young. I wanted to play games. Yeah, that's true. I don't want to do that.

I didn't want to look at clothes, dude. They did. So, you know, the part between the first, like, automatic doors and then the second automatic doors is like a little in between. So in that area, airlocked. I got on my knees and I let go my dad was like holding my arm. And I let go. And then I like got on my knees like if I was praying. And then I just started slamming my head on the ground.

And then there was like people stopping. They were like, oh my God. Do we call the cops? Do we call the ambulance or something? You're like, no, no, no, no. That's fun. And then they didn't have to take me back home. And then I won.

I fucking won. I was bleeding. What did you win? Not going to JCPenny. Not going to Jesse Penny. You're already there. I would have dragged you in. I would have dragged you in.

With me, I was always like so pissed off. Like when he told me we were going and I was like, I don't want to go. And then we get in the car on the way there. We're going. And then we get there and I just don't care anymore. How old? How old were you guys? I was really young.

I mean, I was anywhere from like six to 12. I was younger than that. No, my dad used to drag me to like fucking lows. and Home Depot to do like house projects. And I wanted to like tear my, my nipples off in the middle of the store. Because it was the most barren, boring place for a child ever. I know, but do you know how sad it is for kids that like never get to do that or go to any stores or do anything? And then they lack like...

I mean, I was like three. They lack like knowledge about lumber. No, no, no, no. It's very important for kids to be exposed to... You don't understand like the subconscious of a kid being taught how to act in public and like how much it affects people when they get older and like how much it can like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's like, that's a discipline.

There's so many people I know now, like around in my school world's friend group, friend life that like genuinely don't know how to talk to adults. Like they get really anxious and nervous anxiety. Dude, I was just, I was just home for Christmas. And my sister was like talking about like scheduling something, blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, I'll just have mom do it. And I'm like, what do you mean mom? You're like an adult now. Call the goddamn wherever you need to call.

She was like, no, I have, like, phone anxiety. I can't, like, call on the phone. And I'm like, what? Phone anxiety? Phone anxiety? Like, I used to have phone anxiety, but I grew the fuck up, boy. I'm kidding. I used to, like, okay, when I was younger, I used to laugh at a lot of things, like, randomly, really, really, like, randomly.

You still do that? Well, yeah, but, like, it was a lot worse. Like, it was way worse. And, like, I would, like, get on the phone. And anything serious in my life, I found funny. Yeah. For some reason. So, like, anytime I need to do, like, a serious call.

I would just laugh I would start laughing in the middle of it And it could be the worst scenarios I was Skolled I started Yes that was weird That was a really weird one I think that's a thing that just kids do They like yeah it was like to break the tension

Because you know you know that your parents Never act like this you're like You know you didn't know it's You didn't want to have to come to terms with the reality That you're being punished So you laugh it off and that's like a subconscious defense mechanism to not deal with thanks But I remember it was really funny though

I remember it was like, just like, it's just a buildup to the fact that I'm about to laugh and that made me laugh more. Yeah, like trying to hold it in. It's a lot of little things that just kept adding, like a fucking bill. And, but, you know, again, came out fine. Yes, yummy. When you guys were kids, did you get spanked? And if so, what items did they use besides their hands? Well, Paints, their.

Welcome to my life, baby. That's that. You guys didn't grow up in a religious house. household. You didn't get the belt. I went to a religious. I went to a religious preschool and a boy got spanked you at preschool. Not me. Some other kid. That's like weird. He gets stoned by a teacher. Yeah. I mean, it was such a normal thing for like religious households to do that that it wasn't really like seen as. You want to know what the worst one was? What? When when you had to go pick out your own fucking switch from the tree to get spanked with. Oh my God. Yeah. My mom. They'd be like go go pick one out.

And you have to go walk to the tree. What chain saw the machete? What tree? What tree? It was like this, it didn't have bark on it. You could like carve into it. And it was like, I don't know. Did you get spank?

They're small. No, no, no, no. It was like an actual twig. When you whip it, it go like, oh. Damn. Ow, the fuck. That was when I really fucked up bad. Yeah.

What would you do for that? I like called in a bomb thread to like a government building. At eight years old. My name is... You don't know... Pounds of dynamite is the White House. He's outside the CIA headquarters. Have you seen that tweet, by the way?

It's like this guy's posted a photo of like a bomb vest, right? Then he got investigated by the IRS or something. He's like this shit did not look good on paper. And it was like two... It was like two officers. Yeah. Yeah, and they had like a leather folder with the tweet printed out on paper. Yeah.

Yeah. That was bad. He was like, he was like, how I'm open to the door if a CIA agent comes to my house. He got trouble for that? He was like, I'm over the door with this on to the CIA. And it was like her extra large bomb vest. It was like a huge bomb vest. Was it clearly fake though?

No. No, it looked. I mean, come on. It was like the size. It was like the size of Larry. Like it was such a joke. You never know it was bombs. Bons can be DIY.

You never know what they look like. Yeah, but he only said if they show up so they shouldn't have even. showed up and they wouldn't find. Do you want to see the tweet? Yeah. I don't know how to look this up without being like, put on the list. On a list. Bomb vest, Twitter tweet. How, like, how strict do you think things have to be for you to get pinged for an actual agent to, like,

monitor what you do? Dude, I don't know, because, like, my friend says that he's going to kill the president on, like, every phone call. Okay. I think, I don't think, I think it has to be, like, something that gains attention. I think it has to be if you're trying to hide it and you do it alone, and they know or something.

No, I think it's like if it gets a lot of, like, I don't know, like attention. Like if it catches away. There's a database. No, there's a database. You trust me. There's a database. Oh, there might be a database. For every search of everything that's ever been said on the internet, they can see all of it and who posted it and their background.

That's crazy. Wait, grunk and light, did you guys not get spanked as kids? We never really close. I did. No, I did once. My mom said not to cross the street and I crossed the street. And when I got back, she spanked me. So you're like a good kid?

Well, you're also an only kid and parents. Actually, no, parents usually abuse their firstborn children. Yes, sir. And the babies get babied. My mom had a daughter. A daughter first? Yeah. The daughter probably got a worse.

No, my sister was pretty crazy in high school, apparently, like, with the bad, ran with a bad group. That's how a lot of first ones. Oh my gosh, yeah. My mom said she had to smack her once, like across the first. face it like getting. I've been smacked. Yeah, I've been smacked by my dad, my mom. Wedding ring. Oh my God. Yeah, backhand. It hurts so bad, dude. It made me so bad. What did you do? Back talked. That's all it took. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just back. I got a, I got a cut by my teacher. He had a ring and I was like sleeping in class. And to wake me up. But he like scratched me. I started bleeding. I was like, what the fuck? Wake up. I remember we were. This was like back when I was like going to church. I

like this youth thing inside the church. It was nighttime. It was like a little slumber party, sleepover thing. It was super cool. Those were fun. Yeah, but I went outside to meet someone who didn't pay for it just to say,

yo, what's up? And they didn't tell me not to, but they also didn't tell me to do it. And one of the counselors, when they found out I went outside, I walked into the door and she grabbed me by my ear and dragged me in. And I felt,

I swear to God, I heard like, I was like, I was like, follow me. Whoa. Oh. Oh.

It was like a torn ear. Yeah, it was. Yeah, dude. Go ahead. My dad, when he was younger, you said his mom spanked him with like the bristle side of a hairbrush. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know why it was. Ouch.

I swear, it built like discipline. But back then, it was not a fun experience to get spanked. From what I've, the stories that I've been told, like, I had it so easy, so good compared to my parents. They are like grandparents. They blow it out of proportion, dude. Some people told me stories, but some people you don't. They told me real stories that, like, they couldn't have made the shit of. And it was, like, great, like, absolutely insane.

Did you tell one, for an example, to represent all the other crazy? I'm trying to see the crazy level. Yeah, they set the bar there. I will say somebody in my family. Oh, dude. Hold on. I got to think. I got to think.

Because it's bad. Like, what happened? Like, it's bad. Use caveman terms. Okay, while you think, do you want to... Okay, okay, okay. Dude. It's tough because I don't know if I can talk about it or not.

Ah, fuck it. The person's dead. That's all it takes. Imagine you have a child. Uh-huh. And they do something that's not even that bad. And you, like, they're in front of a bathtub and you're just... Wow.

Yeah, that's... What? Oh, fuck. That's like a torture message. Yeah, basically interrogated by a police officer as a punishment. And like throwing like TV remotes at kids and stuff like that. Yeah. That's like that's just like mean.

There's a difference between disciplinary and abusive. Because discipline has has intention. Like it has an intention of teaching the kid. Yeah, don't do that again. That other shit is just like you just want to hurt him. Yeah. Like it's there's a very big difference between the both. I don't know.

I listen. And then again, I didn't get punished as a child. Like, I didn't get spanked or anything. The only person to ever, like, instill anything like that was my brother. Yep. Yep. It's always the older kids. It always is.

Dude, he was, like, the only person when I was young because I was a mean, I was a really mean kid. And people were kind of scared of me because I would, like, always buy it scratch or whatever the fuck. But he was the, he was the only person who I was scared of. And I remember. He's probably built for tough because he was raised like that. Yeah, dude. I mean, if you know his, I can't say his job, but like, you know his job. I'm sure.

I'm sure he does some like, he's an assassin. He's an assassin. No, he probably does some like nitty-gritty, like construction. Like really? He does the gritty for a living? Yes, he does that. Yep. Yep.

Yeah. I said, that's a fuck great. Move, Muggy, where not I mean. No, he's very good hands on. He's a very good hands on. And he picks up shit on the spot. Like, you know. Like manual labor?

No, no. No, no. No. No. Like that. Question mark? Yeah. Manual.

Manual labor? Yeah. manual labor. I wish. Yeah. I wish I ripped this collection. Sorry, I keep intracted.

I was interrupting you. Sorry, go ahead. Oh, this is a one time, I once time ripped his like, he had a huge baseball card collection. Oh. And I'm not kidding.

It would have probably been worth a lot of money. If it weren't for me taking out each one ripping them. Oh. Oh my God. My God. I would have beat your ass. Dude. I would tell you.

Listen, listen. Listen, listen. Listen. When I was a kid, it didn't occur to me how bad it was. And I remember the look he gave me when I came home when he came home. And I looked at him and I saw the cars and he looked at me and I was like, oh, oh, oh, fuck. It was, holy shit, my heart dropped. Like, oh, my, fucking.

What did you do that? Why did you do to you? Nothing. I didn't like nothing. I didn't have any. I was just like a dick. I didn't have any older brothers that had shut dad, but I had my old one. dad collected.

He has a whole bunch of signed major league baseball cards and basketball cards and stuff like that, like really old. These old dudes. Isaiah Thomas, I believe. Like the OG or the new one? Probably the OG. The OG signed and everything in a little and a little slip cover.

Yeah. That's cool. That's really cool. He collected a bunch of them. He collected trains and shit. But I can't imagine what he would do if I just got bored and tore them up. I'm bored of them. these are up real quick.

I probably wouldn't be walking. I got a two for one. I got in big trouble with my sister and my mom because I broke two things at once. So I don't remember what my sister did to me at all. But I was probably like six years old. And I took her Barbie. I don't know if it was a Game Boy.

I took her Barbie Game Boy game. And I put it in the popcorn maker. Like the ones that heat up and eat the kernels and pop it. And I turned it on and it melts. it in the popcorn maker and both the pongboard maker broke and the game and what the actual I remember when they made the DS with the

Game Boy cartridges and they had like they had they had like cartridges for like like Pokemon and stuff like that and they also had like cartridges for like like kids, uh, spy kids next kids next door. Yeah, kids next door kids next door. I don't know I don't know no no there's a spy kids

and then you spy kids next door. They were spies and they were kids He's next door. Next door. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, they had on cartridges. It was like super dope. Super dope.

Super dope. Super dope. Super dope. I'm gonna re-trace back real quick to what, again, when I was mean, because I just remember something that was like kind of crazy. But I used to fight my cousins a lot. Like, I used to love fighting. Partially because I was watching a lot of WWE.

And then there was a trampoline in one of my aunt's house. And I would go there and just like try to fight them as much as like, like, I'll like, I'll, I'll head butt. And then I'll like do some other shit. I was really mean. I would actually like hit. I would have hated you. Oh my God.

I like grabbed him and I went to this like between the springs or like the springs of the trampoline. And I tried pushing his head through it. I was so mad. That's how you like kill someone. I could tell you were a fighter. I was with you. No, I'm telling you. When I was like when I was younger, I don't know what I had or what was wrong with me.

But like I had a lot of nicknames that I can't say. But I had a lot of names. that people had given me because I was like just horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Demon child. Honestly,

what beat my ass with school because in school a lot of the kids were a lot older and bigger than me. And if I tried shit, I would just get my ass fucking puddled. But then I'll, here's a thing when I was like also.

Yeah, no, I would get my ass fucking beat. But the thing is, it would beat my ass. I'm already on the ground. I'm already like whatever, you know.

And I'll be so. mad that I'll buy my tongue and I'll go up and I'll just like again try to fight him again and then they'll again kick my ass and at that point I was like okay I'm tired like I want dude I've never been in a fight I've never been it was so bad dude I was when I was in no but like no I okay I've I've gotten into like some friendly like I had a trampoline and we would like wrestle on the trampoline or whatever and like those fights or those like always escalate they always escalated to you going to an airbole and like yeah like I remember I made a I made someone cry and I like didn't stop.

I was, yeah, I was, I was wrestling. I was wrestling my, my, my, my, not my brother. My brother's friend. We were just wrestling and it escalated into the point where like he, I think, hit my jaw and then I literally turned into like fucking state in himself. And I, I opened my legs up. I spread him like a stripper whore.

And I, I put him in between it. And I locked my legs and squeezed him so hard. He puked and then cried and went home. Oh my. squeeze them like a guy Oh, fuck. It's always like that because someone, someone hits harder

than you should and then you want to return that. Yeah, retaliate. Yeah. It's like this feeling of you just can't let it slide. Yeah. You can't feel defeated like that. Also, like, for some reason on a trampoline, it feels like there's no boundaries.

Like, you can't like anyone. Trampoline is all man. Any man from sales is a no man's land. If you were being chased by police. There's no holds. If you're being chased by police and you hop on a trampoline, they can't draw any weapons. They have to fight with you on the trampoline.

Even if they try the bullets will deflect, like it's like a force field or some shit on that thing. Like, it's weird. It's like, it's like the, oh, dude, it's like the fucking boxing ring from Apex. And it's so awkward.

Like, when everything's done and people have like bruises and like they hurt from like the rest thing, it's just so awkward. It's like, it's kind of weird. For me, it always got broken up by the parents.

Like it never would end. Oh, really? It would end when we all were exasperated. What's the word? Yeah, that's a word. Exasperated, winded. Tired the hell out to the point where we're like, I don't want to do it no moment. And then you have to go back to being friends after one, which is really awkward for a few days.

I have a really distinct memory from when I was nine years old. And we had like these family friends. And like my, since my family had broken up or whatever, like my parents got divorced, we were moving into like a much smaller place. So we had to get rid. of so many things. And it pissed me off because we were just giving it to them for free. Even though I was friends with them, I was like, I wanted the stuff so bad. Like, I had an electric little, like, dirt bike thing and, like, my bunk bed and everything.

I had to get rid of all of it. So it was the last night before I moved. And I was at their house, like, hanging out with him because he was my friend. And we were playing Smash. And he was, like, hitting my fucking hand with his hand with the controller. And then it just, like, kept escalating. And then, like, we started, like, pushing each other and shit. And then...

Yeah, I grab me. his eyeball and I just my fucking I said this I don't know why I said it I was like

if you even tug on my hair a little bit I'm gonna be pissed and then he did it I fucking I said

if you even do this fucking it's over I slammed his head I slammed his head I slammed his head into the side

of my bug bed that I gave him and I was like oh my god yummy slamming it and then yeah we got in

trouble But, dude, his little brother used to piss me the fuck off. He had a little brother who was two years younger than me who always wanted to fight me. And one time I got him in a headlock and I flung his whole body and slammed him like over me. That's good. Like I got it like this and I was like this fooom. His ankle slammed into the dresser and a sudden bleeding. Oh, the ankle phone.

Ooh, absolutely not. Absolutely not. And then his parents came in and they were like, you can't rough house with him each two years younger than you. He was like he shouldn't have fucking punched me. Like, I don't know. He asked for it. I remember. Dude, it's so weird because I, like, naturally, when you, when you grow older, you kind of disconnect with a lot of people you grew up with.

Like, I had a friend. Yeah. What we just. Whoa. That's on record. I'm clipping that. That's for the fun, the fun Isaac times later. I thought that was, dude, it was so bad.

I thought it was fake. I thought you were faking that. I thought so, yeah. That's why I, like, I, like, mocked you. I was like, yeah, it happens. I know, that was bad Yeah, anyways You know, we go our separate ways

I moved when I was like 16, whatever Anyways, I used to go over to his house And It's always the younger siblings That would get me pissed I'd be like, okay, do you like, shut up, squirt Shut up, you're annoying squirt Get, go get off

Shut up, dweep, fucking nerd I know, and I'd be like Friends of the older brother And a younger brother would always be pissed me off And one time, like for some reason, I remember what happened. I didn't beat his ass or anything. Oh, okay.

I think we're just like wrestling or something. And then his mom, like, started scolding me. And I didn't come over themselves for a real. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mom's are bitches. Bro, every mom is always going to take the side of their kid obviously. But then they're so fucking, how could you hate a seven-year-old so much?

I had so many moms that just like looked like they wanted to fucking kill me. It's like, you could say the same thing about teachers. Teachers get like, Dude, teachers have a problem. Teachers are like two-year-olds. I sort of got like, it's crazy. It's like,

it has to be like a power complex thing. No, but then again, I've been in a classroom, like being teacher helping, I see, I'm like to lie, some of them kids,

fucking annoying, a little, you know, a little, but after years you have to put our sleep down. And the worst part about it is when they act like that, but then we're around their parents, they act completely.

That pisses me. Completely different. They act like God's a little chosen child. Little angels, little bit. It's like, of course, He's characters in cartoons, like fairly odd parents and like all that stuff.

There's always those. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone. It's pretty, no, but I just remembered something because the, my dad had this friend he used to go hunting with. Still does, actually. And I remember we went to one of their house parties one time. And I was like sleeping in the car because I didn't want to go, whatever the fuck.

So there's a house party. I'm sleeping in the car. Wake up. I'm like, okay. I should probably go inside because I knew, I knew like the dad's like son. Right. I'm like friends with him and shit. So I go inside.

We're all playing Halo in this like, it's kind of like what you, where you're, your older room, like that. Whatever the fuck it is. The bonus room? Yeah, exactly.

The bonus room. And there was a, there was a treadmill. So I get on the treadmill. And then I'm like going to, I'm like a walking pace. This little fucking brat. Okay,

there's a little fucking snotwritten bitch. My God. Comes up to the treadmill. Bebe, beep, beep, beep, beep. I go flying back. Dude, I broke a hole in the wall Or like I broke the one

There was a hole with my bag And I didn't like, it felt like Okay, I slam my online I'm like oh, that fucking hurt And I get up and I see people point I'm like, oh, I'm like what? And I turn around And there's a fucking hole in the one

I was like there's like an exact hole in the wall Cutout of your exact body It's like Nickelodeon cut out It's like a hole in the wall Like Nickelode and stuff Yeah And then I remember Oh my God

I remember No so here's what happened I ran out of the room And then I hit in the back for like a while and I got out the bathroom. I tried sneaking out of the house like through another different exit. I ran back into the car pretend like I was sleeping the whole time. And of course, of course it was gonna be brought up.

Of course there was gonna be talked to all like that. I could never bear the embarrassment of being in a room with them talking about it. So I just like pretend to be home or pretend to be sleep in the car. My parents came back. We went home. I never spoke to them ever since then. Like I've never heard anything about it. I never heard anything about it.

Never spoke to them. Never heard nothing. Nothing since then. And I always wonder if they knew if it was me, if they said it was me or anything like that. There was like 80 eyewitnesses and 40 alibis. They must have been. There's so many kids. Why do you think he never went back, dude?

Well, no, my dad still hunts with him. My dad still, like, his friends with him and shit like that. No. The kid hunts with him as well. I have some shit that happened to me. I looked in this apartment complex. I was like really, really trashy for a while. Like, I was threatened by like a grown man when I was 11 that he'd like kill me.

I'm not even kidding. Oh my God. Like, it was so fucked up. The area was so bad. That's where I got in fights. Like, I had never really fought anybody, but that apartment is where I was fighting people. And so there was this kid who lived across for me.

And he had an older brother who lived upstairs in the apartment. And his window was already cracked. And he, the kid, the other kid, was grabbing rocks and throwing it out the window. Just try to get his attention because it was already cracked and he didn't give a fuck. Nothing happened. It didn't get worse or anything. But these, like, scumbags, his parents, came to our apartment and we're like,

you owe us $1,000 because your son was throwing rocks at our window, and he cracked it, like, trying to scam us out of money. And, like, my mom was so scared because she thought I actually broke this kid's window and was, like, being bad and shit. But I don't think anything, I don't think we ever gave him money. Was that just mom? What, that heard about it? Yeah.

It was, it wasn't, it was just mom. It was you and mom? Yeah. Okay, yeah, dude. And my sister. Yeah, it's, dude, I feel bad. Like, for, I know we made fun of single mothers in the video.

If you guys see it, you'll know what I'm talking about. It's funny to joke about. I actually don't remember. Dude, they have it so hard because if you ever, like, I feel bad for moms. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Like, insane, aggressive, like, nature from other people.

Like, it gets scary, dude. It's scary as fuck. It's terrifying, dude. I can't imagine if I had a little mini-me, a little kid. And then, like, goes on and does some shit. I don't even know how to react in that. I'm not going to ban that thing, but damn. Ban that thing.

Damn, that thing really did me one. It didn't be one 30. Damn, that thing really did me one. Damn, that thing really did me a bad one. I miss fights, though. I'm not going to lie. This has been, this has been podcast. Let's fight.

It's a storytime. It's a bit eventful. We could keep going. It's been an eventful one. We could keep up for last week for a little bit, a little bit longer. It's up to you guys. I don't mind. My schedule is free.

Because I'm free as a bird Okay, can we go to Monde pizza then? I'm not going to Mott pizza, man. Why? I'll go to Mawai with you. You said, you're free. What are you talking about work? Okay, I'm free to maybe come up another 15 minutes to the podcast,

now a 45 minute. See how exactly? Do you actually have more work to do tonight? Yeah, I do. Oh, yeah. Dude, you want to, I noticed something within the past like week. I noticed that like literally the like the word college and thinking about it like puts me in a like terrible mental state like immediately. You really should take it.

This is like personal advice. Take a gap here, man. Like I'm not saying that because I want you to be like, come on over to Austin, Texas and spend time with the brodies. Like I'm serious. You should take it. If you're bad though, like I literally like, do you know how people have trigger words and stuff? That's like a trigger word for me. Yeah.

It's crazy. It's crazy. If college is something, sorry I said the word, but if it's something that you're legitimately. considering, like, if it's a definite possibility for you, you should take a gap year so you don't fuck it up. Because people go to college, they spend like tens and thousands of dollars pursuing a career. They get bored or burnt out of that career.

They spend the money because he already got the work done. And then they end up spending more money, finding a different career. And is that even the right career for you? I don't know. That's why I didn't go to college. I didn't know what the fuck I wanted. I changed my shit a lot. I was trying to get to you.

I just got to do the research I think the only person in this entire house and this friend group in this little group collective who could have went to college and hid it off really well is Larry, that's it. There's no one else else.

Nick went. I had a really, yeah, Nick was going to be a chemist. I was going to go to college until what were you going to? I was going to college by senior year. What were you going to, what was your major?

I was going to, I think I was going to minor in her major in kinesiology. I don't really fucking remember. Come on, bro. Neasiology. Be you a doll, Larry. Larry just like started staring

like, isn't that joint me like right by face? I was gonna go into physical, I was gonna go into, stop. I was gonna, I was gonna,

I was gonna go into physical therapy. Phys ed? Therapy. Physical therapy. Sorry. Physical therapy. I mean, dude,

you could be like a physical therapy for like sports. Like, dude, that was, that was like, that was my dream. Yeah,

I had a trainer. That was like, dude. That was like my dream. That was like, my dream. That was like my thing, man. You know how fun that would be to touch LeBron's dick and fix it for him, dude.

LeBron, that dick pained third quarter? Don't worry, dude. Lebron dick broke in third quarter, I'll fix it fourth quarter. Don't worry, I got magic hands. That'd be so fun, though, to travel with an NBA team be like their as a physical therapy. Imagine being like tight, tight, you know, getting invited over for like batches and like a, what is so funny? Delt. Dude, that's tight.

I'm tight. Imagine being tight. Tie tight and red And right In the NBA team Imagine being tight and wet with LeBron With LeBron And you're just like tight

And you're so wet and he's sweaty Like it's after the game And imagine being good friends And he's just won NBA players And you know Getting invited over to like And playing basketball

Playing who's for Lebron My Domain won Oh these kids are crazy I do for this kids It's crazy Bucket Come on another Come on now

It'd be really That'd be cool That was like yeah That was my dream I enjoyed physical therapy a lot when I went and I was like, dude, this is so fucking chill. Have you ever been to physical therapy? It's so chill.

Like getting your, the work environment, oh yeah. The flow. Yeah, it's pretty chill. Like the ability to free up your own schedule. Like, dude, you could do everything as a physical therapist. I know. Okay, so Yami's physical therapy. Larry, I think you were architecture, but not really architecture.

You wanted to build something different. It was engineering design graphics, but it's basically an architecture. Like floor planning, fucking whatever. Grunk, what the hell do you want to major in? Take a gap here, bro. You're freaking him out. You're freaking him out. You're freaking out.

You're putting him in the worst position. It's crazy. You have to take a gap here. I started thinking and it becomes too much like immediately. I'm dead serious. Take a gap here. If you don't, if you can, nothing even comes to mind when you think about major anything. And it's kind of sad too because it's like I don't even know if I want to do like content creation as a thing.

because like I don't know if I could do it we'll have to see like I can tell you right now you're a lot you're pretty ahead of the curve you're probably yeah I know like I want if I were to take a gap here I want to go with you guys and I want to travel a bunch too

yeah kind of no figure yourself out before you pull the trigger and have to but you got to you gotta take the gap here very responsibly because it could just get it can be coming to yeah you're just it's vacation to become to like a Yeah.

You can become a bunch. You gotta make some money before you can travel a whole bunch too. Because like, you don't want to get spoiled with like the, I don't know, do Contecrators live such fake lives, like unrealistic things, you know? I do. Or they get shit paid for them or they do whatever. So like, it can totally like spoil you from the beginning of when it's supposed to start building for yourself.

Right. Social media and content creation as a whole. You guys see only the best. You guys see what like peak is. Yeah. It's just fucking... Like the videos that we put out Like we're not doing that shit every day

It's not like... We should make a documentary Behind the scenes We're like we always have a camera guy recording us Yeah We're boring Like we just get done streaming Get the fucking keyboard

Bro, I fucking hate to stop I think the camera's cut And Tanner's Tanner just like turns off funny mood And sits back and looks like Yeah It sits back He starts drinking like a bottle of Henny

He's like Yeah He does have a four stream Oh Oh And after it's out Secrets out Yeah

Or like Strzdrunk or something. All right. Here, here, here. Let's do like the college thing. I'm going to ask you a bunch of college questions.

And it's not like scary. It's okay to be scared. I was scared. I was so nervous. Like, what are your hobbies? What do you like doing? Um,

I like playing games. Whenever I feel creative, I do do creative stuff. Okay, so a creative, that's, a creative major is definitely a possibility. Do you like graphic design?

That's a yes. Yeah. Don't go into graphic design, though. Yeah, I know. It's crazy how that stuff works. Right.

Shout out to graphic design. design majors. You all have it different. Shout out to graphic donors who have made it. Because that's like hardest. You have to go through so much, like, dumb shit. Like, fucking magazines that don't read. I've noticed that I'm like, I'm like

kind of Jack of All Trade Master at Nunn, but like less than Jack of All Trades. Whoa, that was a huge thing. I've never heard. I've heard it once, but that's a good thing. I've never... Jack of All Trade's but Master and Nunn. Whoa. Get that tattoo to my chest. No, because like, I'm like, okay at math.

I'm, like, okay at all of school. I'd say I'm like a little above average at school. So you're literally, and then I have all these other little things that I'm like okay at, but I'm not like, I'm not, there's not one thing that I'm like, like, this is my, like, you're Molyji right now. No, you're Mario from Mario card, dude. You have great acceleration,

the great speed and the handling and the, what's that? Then there's like Bowser who has like the biggest, toughest body ever. Blum people. Okay, so, hold on. We're talking about, like, art, like, graphic design majors. Yeah, so, okay. Do they...

Go ahead. Sorry, babe. I was going to say, I don't understand how they objectively grade a subjective thing. Like, what the fuck are they grading on? For, like, a commission. Taught composition that's, like, probably outdated and fucking boring. Yeah, just, like, college creative classes. I think it's stupid.

Oh. A lot of it. Okay. I know, it's based on personal stuff. Like, like, they can see. how much you can try based on previous stuff and like how you're improving. Yeah, you have like a portfolio like for creative

because my mom actually has like a degree and some sort of okay dude some sort of arts but like it's like like even um like Diane Diane Diane I think she's traveled

yeah she traveled for to an art school in Australia et cetera et cetera and like it's like some some assignments are like you know create a character do that. Take a picture of a bird pooping. Okay. Yeah, maybe probably for photography.

Oh, creatives are hard, but there's one key thing. There's one key thing when it comes to schooling and when it went in arts. And it's that they have resources that you literally wouldn't have any other way. And those resources could unlock any other potentially available thing in your fucking

brain that you can exceed well at. Potentially. Potentially. Potentially. I don't know. Potentially. Okay, one more thing before we go back to Grunk. That's the one. Okay.

When I was in high school, I took this class, digital photography. You will never guess. You'll never guess how we were graded. How? Everybody in the class graded it out of 100, and then it was the average, and that was your grade. And there is this stupid bitch who would never try every single time we had to submit a picture every week.

Or maybe it was every day. I don't remember. She wouldn't try it all and she'd give everybody like a 32. Like what the fuck? She was high standards. She was her.

I just wanted to choke her. Go-go-go-go-go-go-go. Dude, that was so annoying. I find interest in like photography and stuff, but like I find that I lack ambition and goals. So like that's my big issue.

Like I don't have the ambition to go through something. and finish it and I don't have any like long-term goals to get this. We're in high school and it's like impossible

to have that in high school I know what you need drunk. It's creative. It's creative burnout. That's what you need. You need a near death experience. What?

I need to pee on that. You're actually right. No, no, no. I need to take a heroic dose. That's what I need right now. Heroic. No, you don't. No, but like

what all that? It's, um, it's like all of a sudden just like that I have these huge huge huge massive huge decisions to make and uh

normal it's stupid it's scary it's stupid and it's like um I don't know I do have a goals I have two goals

I want to be with friends and I want to be happy those are my two two solid concrete goals but like I have no like other goals really I think more so than goes I mean, this is what a lot of people,

anybody wants. Yeah. Yeah, but those can be your main goals, I don't think. It's not realistic. Like, it's sweet that you, like, want that and everybody wants that. But in order to be successful and be able to support yourself,

there's things that have to go before that. For you to have that after, then you can be happy with friends and, you know. But there's a lot of things that you just kind of have to sink or swim, bite the bullet. This is going to fucking suck. Because life does suck for the most part.

Like a lot of life is pretty shitty And you kind of just have to like You know strap your boots Pull up your paints And never teach you for the hardships And do the best And do all the really fucking annoying Horrible things

Some people being very successful It can be very just like You don't know where you're doing in a sense Or like you're just kind of like Going at it Success is something you can never have enough of Self realization shit You're like

You start freaking out Like I feel like If a successful person starts like start thinking about the fact that they're you know what I mean like once you're on a sort of flow state of mind or whatever fuck you should keep keep that like I don't know it's hard to explain

what it feels like or what it is or whatever the fuck keep the ball rolling or the pretty much keep the ball rolling without like having a moment of like doubt I guess so because some people come to like a sort of like self reflect like it's good to self reflect obviously So that you can see how, you know, how much better your word now.

Observe. And shit like that. But some people self-reflect and it freaks them out. And then it just fucks with them for like a long time. And it's super weird. I don't think, I mean, you're not even in that, I guess, position. I'm like pointing early, looking in your rear views and looking at where you've come from. And you're like, okay, I hate this now.

It's kind of just like people get freaked out as to how much they've done. It's like weird. It's a weird. There's a word for it. I can't remember the word right now, but there's a weird self-realization thing that people come to. I'll say this.

Ego death? Oh, maybe. Ego death is what happens when you take drugs. No, ego death is. Yes, it is. Ego death is you looking at all of those. Yes, it is.

Like all of your past accomplishments and all of your accomplishments and everything you do in life and then realizing that it's so obsolete that. Are you talking about when you're dying? No, ego death. No. It's when,

it's a lot of people experience ego death. when you can't how you do drugs but it can also be triggered by other things like reflecting on your past. I didn't know that it could be triggered by anything. Yeah. To like people are like, oh, what's a point?

It's a lot. I mean, it stems from like that whole stupid fucking saying on goddamn fucking TikTok where they're like, why do I have to do my math homework? We're literally on a floating rock in space. Like it's literally just like that. Stubis is not a single time I've heard of that.

With drugs, with drugs, you lose all sense of self, you lose all sense of reality. you just exist. Yeah, you just are there. Why do you go to work? Why is money important? Why do I have to stay warm?

You're just meat. Yeah, why do I still like meat to consider? It's very depressing to break things. You can break anything down in the world to that way. But dude, at a certain point. It's like why. Why do that? If you're alive,

if you want to be like woke enough or smart enough, then you'd realize that you don't have to do that and you could just like literally fucking pretend because nothing's going to change if you act like that anyway. There you go. Well, yeah. I can think about that, but that's from the perspective of people that haven't experienced ego death. No.

What, yo mama. The fuck. No. What does that mean? Elaboried them. Let me hear that. You just have to realize that, like, sometimes in life, choosing to be dumb is the smarter thing to do. Yeah. What's it called?

There's, uh, ignorance is bliss. That's just, yeah. No, but it's just like, with college and stuff, there's the things I want to avoid, like, um, office jobs. and stuff like that. Yeah. I don't want to go into business because that sounds like the most boring thing ever, but that's what makes money. But like I don't want that to be the reason I go into something.

I can tell you right now, employees are a dying breed. No one wants to be an employee anymore. Yeah, that's true. It's crazy. Back from back in a very glamored and very exposed lifestyle now because the internet It's because we all back back when there was no social media, there was no internet,

that there was no connection. She's like that. Everyone went to jobs. Everyone had a job. They worked a whole bunch of hours. I mean, you want to look back. Back then, you would have to be in a part of a family to go any kind of crazy. Well, yeah.

I mean, like, yeah, the dog for a dog. And you didn't, like, you were never really reminded of, or reminded that's as constantly as you are with social media because we see everything. We see Bill Gates, like, $30, $40 million house. We see Jeff Bezos, like, being a trillionaire or something. something like that. And we sit here and it just, we don't appreciate the things that we're giving

that we have, the privileges that we have and stuff like that. And the resolve of that is being like, okay, why do I want to work a nine to five when I could do stuff that all make me money? When I was going to say, stacks, Rast, that's a lot.

Oh! Rex and rags. What I was going to say earlier is that I would rather be. Hey, I'm listening here. I would rather be a happy. homeless person than a sad, rich person every day of the week.

Yeah. But success is individualistic. It's like your own personal definition. I think the true key to happiness is like the people. It's people. Yeah, it is. It's not.

It's not. Materials. It's not material. It's people. Materialistic. Yeah. Stuff like that. You can be.

Yeah. Well, because like, what if you have a mega yacht, but nobody. on it. Exactly. And like,

you can be the richest man on earth but like not, not have anyone to share it with. I think a lot of people, even even if you are very materialistic, you do it for people.

Why are you like a president like waving in like that like that way to get a shot? Waving at like random people in the other boats. Like JFK before you got hit in the head. Yeah. And the CIA. That's true.

That's the trigger. It's like people, people do shit all the time for other people. Whether they say it or not. And some people do want to be alone, which is fine. That's them. Yeah, that's fine. And that's fine when you have people around and you know that you have people around.

Not that you know them, but it's just like, imagine you're fucking all by yourself in this world. Yeah. And you do. Then you would want to be. Okay. If everybody disappeared tomorrow and you were alone, that would be cool. Don't even lie. What was that?

What was the movie? The last man on earth? It'd be cool for like two days. weeks. Yeah, two weeks. Like, two weeks. And then, like, then what? And then the wolves take over all the towns and the bobcats start, like, fucking in your house.

Yeah, well, a point of the apes, attack of the monkeys. Yeah. Monkey grabs the a cane, points in and shoots. Yep. It's like, and I got to remember that no matter where I go, I will find people that I connect with. Yeah. That's just, that's just like my personality. The money go where I go.

Smoking Nogrelato. Four cause foe and paholes. Life always works its way out as long as you put in the effort to give back to the life that you're given. Life is a lazy river and you just have to ride it. The thing with me, like, what I'm interested in is like I think I am just interested in arts and stuff, which is cool. But like I don't think that I could do that as a career, but I am, I really am interested. I want to get to do. Okay, here's something I learned.

It's whatever you want to do, whatever you feel like you can do. Focus on that so you don't get bored of it. And the money will always, always follow. It always does. I think it doesn't, but it, no, Yami is having his, he's having a little bit of his doubts, but. Whatever, live and be, brother. That's like hopeful wishing.

No, the money follows. We're in the most opportunistic era of time. You are so spoiled, YouTube. Be quiet, you're spoiled. You were in the 0.1% of people. What the hell? In like literally 40 years, like the world will be so astronomically different. like career-wise for everything,

it's going to be insane. It's really going to be insane. Most likely, yeah. Yeah. We are. We are. We're in most... Dude, I don't think that you could just do

whatever you want to make money. That isn't... There's no way that's real. Israel. Name one thing. Name one thing. Yep. Mm.

What about, what about, like, taking most things in life that you would want to do require some initial investment. How are you going to get that money? Time.

It's not investment. Time is your investment. You need money, dog. Let's say, let's say I want to be, well, yeah, you need money. Like, I'm not saying just drop everything, quit your job, and start pursuing your dreams. That's what you've made it sound like. No, I'm saying you can, whatever you feel like you want to do, you know, it can start as a side hobby. I was going to say sometimes it has to go on the back burner.

I saw this one TikTok of this guy. He like, he went to Harvard and got like a degree in medical stuff. and then became like a paramedic. And then after that, he just went on to like fashion and like all this other creative stuff. And he became like a fashion legend. Yeah, he absolutely. I remember the guy hated being a paramedic. He was depressed.

He was working like 80 hours a week. And then he dropped that, did something he liked. And then the money followed. And he didn't have. You want to know why you heard about it? Because it's not common. Well, no, I think you're right. But like also most people don't.

Most people don't take that risk. like ever. No, that's true. And it'll only work if you do. And it's scary as fuck if you do. Yeah. It's really scary. It's like.

It's like having to go against every single no in your red flag. I think as humanity goes on like, because right now the path is so narrow on like what for future of your life. But as time goes on, it's going to. What if you start there thinking about it for so long and then you look at the mirror and you're like 80? Exactly. That's my. That's a common thing. That's a common thing.

That's what people deal with. Like they wait so long until... I wish I had more time to do this. I wish I did this when I was this. I wish I never worked so hard. That's what they always say when they die. I wish I spent more time with my family. I wish I actually just bit the bullet. Then again, I mean, dude, they have the privilege to say that because they already

lived through their lives. I'm like, grow up. Well, they already are grown up. They can't grow up anymore. Get young. Get young. shrink down into day on. It's like, yeah, when you think back at it, of course you're going to be like,

man, I could have done that different. You could have done, you could see the same thing when you make a mistake. Yeah. Man, I wish I had time traveled back and I fixed that because now it's broken. Here's a question. Here's a little thing to ponder on. Do you think, which I think, that there are genetic factors that determine levels in anxiety and people from birth? No.

Probably. I think there are. Yeah, because there's a whole bunch of stuff in the brain that gets passed down genetic like generation. The genome patterns and shit or whatever. A lot of that, I mean, anxiety is a... Oh, oh. Does anxiety follow a certain level of intelligence? Isn't there some kind of correlation or something?

You're so dumb, you can't even be anxious about anything. That's, like, possible. Yeah, because you don't think about all the possibilities because you're so fucking... Like 70 IQ and you're like, let's just go to fucking Asia tomorrow, dude. I have no thought in it. Let's just do it. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, it does follow a pattern of intelligence and stuff like that. but it also is heavily factored with how you're raised and how you're, I mean, not raised, but like, I guess how you either taught yourself or were taught to deal with certain situations and stuff like that. People who are like socially inept. Also being forced to do things that you don't want to do as a kid.

Yeah, I used to be socially, I wouldn't say enough. I'd say awkward. Like I would stutter when talking to people and get embarrassed or like just turn red and shit like that. Like it would happen all the fucking. time when I was in, especially

like college and shit. But I eventually learned to I mean, this is going to sound corny as fuck, but talking with like other dudes on like fucking Discord even, you know, teaching myself how to talk. I hope. Like conversation, my conversation ability, Crunk,

you look so weird right now. You're doing that thing you did. Do that thing again. Audio listeners at home, grunks just turn into Chad. Turn into a fucking Ultra Chad. But yeah, no. I, I,

So I was an anxious teen And then I I honestly I grew up and grew up pure bowls But I like taught myself how to deal with that And kind of Yeah it's all it's all like a thing of exposing yourself to Uncomfortable Sickishishish Discord exposes you to that without having to face the very

I guess awkward nature of seeing somebody You know they're actually it kind of prepares you for stuff like that And then I learned about conversation skills like maintaining eye contact and stuff like that behavioral things to do during a conversation and then my social anxiety just completely deflated. You should do a test for now. Dude, it's kind of tough for me to maintain eye contact. Dude, eye contact is weird for me. I don't know why.

I remember. I just look at all. No, no, there's a thing with people. Like, everyone has a limit. Everyone has a limit with eye contact. My limit's short, dude. Like, like, you can stare at someone and like, outside to this one girl and like, we barely locked eyes ever. It's different for

girls to me. I don't know why. It's because it's like a, it's like a form of, Yumme with guys. Yomi with guys. I feel like, dude. I feel like it's easier, but I'm not sure why. It has to do with someone about like, um, I mean, eye contact can trigger a lot of emotions, dude. Dude, I contact could also be like a dominating thing like in conversation.

Like, like, if that person breaks your eye contact, they're the more submissive. You're in the place of power. That's what I learned. They're in your fucking domain. That is exactly what I learned. I, dude, that shit was like in high school. I was like a thing I was like fucking stare at them

you break away and it's like oh now you're nervous you're nervous you're nervous bitch it can turn if you okay I'll say you're like confessing your feelings for like a girl dude

and you're looking at the ground and you're like yeah I mean you're kind of cool cute I guess or whatever the fuck versus you just like looking into their eyes and saying like

just talking about your feelings and looking at them they're gonna be like okay whoa even getting like fucking butterflies I just I remember

it's like a projection I remember I remember so because eye contact also conveyed sincerity So when you're telling somebody that you like them But when you actually like, yeah, eye contact You're like, I'm for real about this.

And there's like, oh, there's an actual, you know. But I remember telling my friend that eye contact was really important when he was supposed to tell his crush that he has things for her. And then the dude kind of like try to play it cool, which I didn't tell him to. But like he just tried looking like he was like not really paying attention. So, like, he just looked at one thing. Not her, just like a fire extinguisher in the hallway.

Kind of like, like, like, you're like, yeah, I like you. Yeah, that's how you fumble the bag, ethically. People need to understand that there are natural breaks in eye contact. I've talked to people before who will not stop looking at my face. I went to a convention. It was SwitchCon one year. I think it was 2019. Some guy that works for some, like, management or something or other.

It was crowded. It was kind of loud. He walks, like, toe to toe with me. And he's, like, short of me. He's, like, he's, like, five, eight or something. And he's, like, staring. I can see him. I'm, like, I look at him for a second.

I'm like, this. And dude is just, like, staring at my fucking face for a solid two minutes. Like, yeah, I'm so glad to see you here. Like, you, we've wanted you to be here for, like, you know, like, you know, we've wanted you to. See you? I'm so. I'm so, I'm so.

I'm so. I'm so. I'm so I'm saying, look, this is like a prime example. Eye contact like that. can trigger stuff in your emotions and shit like that. And also, dude, looking at someone when they're talking,

when they're telling a story, sitting there, you know, add in your little like head nods and mm-hmms and like, you know, squinting your eyes a little bit while maintaining eye contact

is like a power move. That's how you, that's like, this is free sauce, you guys. You got to try it out. You're saying storytelling. You're the storyteller and you're,

yeah, so let's say Larry, you're telling me a story and you're, you know, you're kind of looking at me and I'm like looking at you and I'm like nodding and stuff.

Mm-hmm. Like if yummy, get the camera just kind of like nod and like kind of like squintry like like you understand you're like content no not like that I'll show you some of it I'm whatever you look like a creep you look like your high off your fuck your blazed

wait what you're gonna do say it again I don't remember whatever just he said squit my eyes in no it's like like furl your brow I don't know it's like I'd have to show you I can't explain it well I don't have to what what throw your brow you gotta throw your eye and throw your look who you understand I don't know

but anyways it's like context's important that's the bottom line we're running pretty late here I think we made up for that last week that last week's episode yeah we did such a long one today we're almost at two

yeah and I could sit here I could keep talking yeah I could keep talking about stuff but I think we should call it here at the one one foot you'll know about that today is of Isaac's video but

oh yeah you guys got a radio I cannot wait until you guys got another video you got like six hours of content If you guys made this far, first of all, we appreciate it. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you very much. This is our longest episode yet, isn't it?

And also, yeah, it is. But also, if you, by the time you're listening to this, if the video is out, I'm praying to God it is. But if it's out and you guys recognize the silly fucking jokes, the fucking butt and the airport sport thing, dude, you guys have got, I want you guys to go to their, they're like socials. I'll link them in the description in the original video.

I want to see them. I just want to see how many followers they get or stuff like that. Right now, I see them post because I follow both of them. I see them post. I know the rap guy that. He doesn't get much traction. No, he doesn't. He needs more.

He needs more. It was one video. Yeah, there was one video that had like 14K likes and that was like peak. That was it. Yeah. Yeah. I think that was the one that we watched. Come on the mad.

No, no. It wasn't the airport report. It was another one. I think it was nobody can wrap on this beat one. Nobody can wrap on this beep, beep, beep. How does he open it? How does he open it? No, it says the same thing.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, thank you, man. Oh, wait. Man, bam, bang, man. Man, man, him, man, bam, bam, bam. Dude, how many. He's probably, listen. He's going to get all this trash. He's going to see all the comments.

He's going to make any post. I's like, why, why? Why? Why? Just don't be mean. Don't be mean. Don't be me. Don't be real.

Is it good? Is it a good? The video is phenomenal. It's very good. I want to watch it, dude. It's better. I want to show you guys It's better than he thought

He was going to get at the beginning Yeah It's better Oh my God I remember like You guys aren't gonna remember Half the shit that's in this video You will not remember one

Did you find a lot of stuff That went completely unnoticed Like shit that was like Pure delirium Nobody laughed at Yeah But a lot of it was also Like I had to cut some things out naturally

Which sucked It was hard to do It was a hard decision You gotta put it on a different video That we can see See I would do that But my I'm so tired of looking

this video and editing it. And if I had to go back and find all those clips, I would probably itch my eyes out. Larry Fair. Larry Larry Laid Warhead. Ari later Warhead? I mixed up the words. Letters.

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We're kicking him off. Can someone tally on their wall with like a chalk? Can someone wear like a stripe, like jumpsuit and tally on their wall? Yeah. Like like stone wall. Don't put any context. Guys, so we got to go. I got to pee so bad.

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