The Group Chat - #38 - It's been a YEAR since our LAST episode!! ⚠️

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

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Hello everybody, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Hey, everybody, hey, everybody. Hello, everybody. Stop! Welcome back. We got one more person. It is me. Well, look back.

We got a lot of my present here. As you can see, we are missing a traveler. We are not here with us. No surprise again. We are missing person. And his name is Nicholas. She handed in his designation last week. Yeah, thank God.

We were doing like a whole bunch of fun things. Somebody tell him that Christmas is one day and not one month. Christmas is literally one day. Christmas and years are like two days apart and isn't even leave two, three months. Wait, guys, I haven't seen Southwley since last year. Ah. Ah. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. Yeah. Honestly, it feels like a year. I miss that little... I haven't showered since last year. Oh. I haven't showered in a year.

365 days. There was an old man that kept doing that joke while I was working out. And he did it. And he did it. Over and over. Yes, he was like doing, he would like look over to me while I'm doing like cable curls. He was like, I haven't done these since last year. I looked at it. I was like, like a shockwave hit something.

His soul gets hit out of his body. Like fucking Doctor Strange. I jump scared him so bad. Now you're like an anime when they yell at each other. Like the clothes rip and they get super like muscular. Yeah. Like one of a shit out of an old man. Welcome again.

Welcome back. Welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, one and all, everyone, welcome to the Goobchat podcast episode 38, I think. Yeah, 39. It's 38. We're about to have children. If we were all women and we didn't have kids by now, there would be certain conversations. We're about to enter premeditative menopause. Dude, I'm not playing around.

If we don't have a kid soon, we're going to die. Yeah. What's the pre before metamorphosis? The cocoon. Yes. Yeah. We're in the cocoon right now right now. Yeah. So that's,

we're shedding. We're helping us have babies. Game of us. Use code group for 10% off. Start your year right. They on to something on there. And then we should do something for a random, like, person who sends us like a picture of them buying.

Yeah. And then we reply with like a thousand. Let's print out a picture and someone sends us randomly on Twitter and just hang it up in a while. A photo of like some is pretty old. But like naked. It is. Guys, we haven't recorded the podcast in a year. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I think we already, wouldn't we record the year of the two hour one? Was that? That was right before Christmas. I think it was. Please shut up. I think it was some time before Christmas.

Okay. Was it? It was after. Maybe it was after. It was after Christmas. Oh, it was. Yeah, it was the 30th. The last one was.

the 30th because it was the same stupid ass last the last year came out speaking of which holy shit it's kind of felt I said my friends any money actually I didn't send a single person I didn't get any money

I didn't get shit you only gave me enough for like a Chabot label I think that prod money in the bathroom I was like half shit half pissing it they're actually no no no the proud money is I slid in real $100 bills within there and every four

guys don't start fighting over What is that? Who's talking? Here's at home I remember I was going to say What were you doing? Lastly,

VC has happened Since we last were here The money is very real We haven't even left yet We haven't, we're still in the VC It's not even that bad The same one I'm gonna be on my phone

For a little bit today Okay Money calling Money, money money calling On the phone with Pinge man I'm getting a car right now Hold on Faded in the hole

Oh they're talking to each other Yeah Was good. Is it Tanner? Hey, how are you, man? Yeah, buddy. I've seen you since last year. Dude, wait.

That's the title of the podcast. We haven't been a podcast since last year. I haven't been a podcast in a year. Of viewers at home, Larry and Tanner, we're having a phone calling money. Oh, yeah, sorry. Hey, listen. Sorry. If I have to go poop in the middle of this podcast, RIP my soul.

You're going to, I will not forgive you. Dude, did you see that clip where you, A sports news guy, I think. He was like, I swear to you, my car started when I put my hands on the battery. Bless you. Oh, man, God murder my children.

May God murder my children. That was a rapper. Don't say that. Who was that? Was that Kevin Gates? I don't know. Kevin Gates. There's something like Kevin Gates would say, though.

He was like, may God murder my children today, if I am lying. Today. Kevin Gates said, slowly right now. Kevin Gates would start a song with that exact sentence. My daughter gonna love this one. And if she don't, may God murder my daughter. He gets into it. Did he actually put his hands on the car battery and it started?

Yeah, he claims it from the electrical pulses of his body. That's impossible. Kevin Gates, I believe it. I believe it. I believe it. I believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

It's a hot body right body right there. I think it was a big, sexy, small body just holding on to the battery and turning it on for you. Have you seen him hump the mic and stuff? Have you? No? Yeah. You even seen him perform live? Grung Chris.

He's like, dick all in a stomach. Oh, no, no, no, no. He's like, he's like, he's like, between songs, he'll go, I'm gonna grab your pussy. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He doesn't admit, like, he always, like, christen up. That boy, he's fucking horny. What are you eating, drunk? What are peperman patty?

Those are still around? I haven't had one of those. Dork. For the viewers at home, I was talking about I'm about to eat y'all pussy and then Grunx's like a gift and shit. We're going to get flagged. We're going to get flagged.

Zero dollars. It's going to be too long because we're going to do it. The YouTube AI has like literally leveled up in the past few weeks. I swear to God it has it. I used it. For some reason. I do that. Susan Wajoski is my favorite person ever alive.

Now we have a $400 CPM on this podcast. Oh, that's actually pretty good. Pretty good. You know how much money that is? Like $400 an episode? $400 every thousand views. I think that's a lot of money. We would make at least $100,000.

At least. At least, at least, something like that. $10,000 is $40,000. Which means if this podcast is $1,000,000, which means of this podcast is a million. And it has 100,000 RPM. RPM. RPM. He would be the richest man alive.

I'm pretty sure. I would surpass Mr. Beast. You pass Elon. No, would I? What was it? A hundred thousand dollar RPM, two million views. You're like a 20 trillion gazillionaire. Let me do the math.

Let me do the math. Let me do the math. I have to find my calculator. He really likes math. What was it? How much dollars? 100,000 times two million. No, it would be 100,000 times 200,000.

No, no. You have to get $2 million divided by $1,000 and then do that number. $200,000. 2E10. I have to turn my phone. It's $20 billion. It's $20 billion. Oh, right.

I don't even know if YouTube is, what the fuck are you talking about it? I'm here to Elon Musk, dude. In one video? Do another video, though, and you're good. Do another one. Or yeah, or just wait until this video, this video. No, imagine everyone, everyone, everyone comment, YouTube glitch to hope we get the YouTube 100,000.

If you ask you to give you. Your first born child is going to die to the YouTube glitch. DM 10 people to undo the YouTube glitch. DM 10 Google supporter agents. Send this to five family members or your first born son is going to get the YouTube glitches. If you scroll past this podcast, if you log off the podcast, if you stop watching right now, you hate Jesus and the devil wins.

And that's your fault. The devil wins and your mom's going to cry. Yeah. I'd be honest about something. Huh? I tried really hard to get a free YouTube's pochita plushy. Pochita. What is that?

40 he's a chain saw man baby slam orange the doll i literally yeah yeah he's 40 downstairs why you have a crocheted one speaking of crochet i started to get into crook you know how to crochet he's trying to make a bigger one he's making a bigger poachita plushed oh my god is that the belly yeah it's huge stuff it with memory phone how do you got ring it's kind of dumb it's like what even is that for I'm making a ski mask. Okay. Are you going to make crimes?

No. That's pretty freaking sweet. By the time you're done, it's going to be like July 3rd. No, I can get this done in like a weekend. You're like the world's slowest knitter. Okay. Can you keep knitting for the entire podcast growing?

I'd be just non-stop. All right. Can we do a time lapse of like knitting the whole time? You start making cookies and drinking milk and taking a detail. Don't see a single word for the entire, the entire podcast. Just keep doing it. I want the podcast now to be just grunk doing something and that's the whole video, but the audio's just us. Yeah.

Like it's grunk, center stage, like crocheting. And I was just like voicing around him like angels. Grunks like gardening. Can we be like the five points of a star or all rotating the entire time around? Wait, that'd be so cool. Oh, I see. That'd be how you. Oh, I missed up.

Well, I don't know what that. I don't know how to do that. I had one thing. I wanted to talk. about and it's I don't know if everyone here can relate to it because I don't know if anyone else here is like up up to times with the news but apparently Logan Paul um is awesome and sweet no not today okay he's been he's been getting he got a he's it's bad I don't know fuck again what does anyone know anything done didn't he make fun of his friend for being a Christian

or something no it's far worse than that is he filmed with dead bun He did do that. He apparently has scammed like... Oh, the NFL. All-NFT thing. Coffeezilla. I think he's done that twice now. I think he's done that four times.

I think everybody's done one scam. I don't know what's happening. And then like nothing happens afterwards. It's big news. I don't know what's going on. It's huge, though. And I'm like, I'm so much bigger than anything else. I don't know.

Because it was a lot of money, I think. Because you know, I'm sure Yummy knows who Coffee Zilla is. Yeah, I've seen it on Twitter. The documentary, he makes a bunch of documentaries and stuff. And, like, you know, it's kind of like a detective in a way. I don't like it. Yeah, I got a bone to pick. I said that guy where Moist Critical gets most of his, like, where he jumps on shit is from him.

Yeah. That guy's really early. Coffeezilla is early. Coffeezilla is like, he. He's an early bird, dude. Huh? He's an early bird. Oh, he like goes out and searches for his own shit that nobody even, like, is going after.

I've never heard copies of the ones. He hasn't output as much as much critical can. I don't even know who that is. Can you not hear me? I heard you? Can you hear me? I heard you say that you don't know who that is. Oh.

And then I was gonna add it to it by memory. Did you know that Noah Snap came out as gay? I did see that. Why the fuck do you guys know that but don't know about Logan Paul scamming? Like, Logan Bob Skid, I don't give a shit about that. You guys hear that fucking Noah Snap came out as homosexual? You what?

I do got a bone to pick with fucking logan. He gave me. Joey? Oh, no. Fake money. Spend me now. Did you find a real one? This is not a real one.

Look at the 100. You have to look. Noah Snap. That looks like 100, 100. Look for them. Look, they're in there, Tanner. They're in there. I don't know who Noah Snap is.

I got into the training arc. These guys get like all of their news from like Snapchat reels. Dude, I love. I love opening Snapchat and seeing like, freak human like survives death surgery. Death surgery. Are you serious right now? Okay, well, that was, dude, that was the only topic I had and no one else can relate to it.

Was that actually it was a Logan Paul? Well, no, it was a big deal. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I want to bring up a topic. I want to bring up a topic. Okay, yeah, because fuck me and my cool topic. All right, let's talk more money and Bitcoin. Let's talk about Noah Schmap. That's a revolve.

I don't know who the hell that is. If this, if this topic sucks, Larry, you're booted. Okay. What's the worst arm break you've ever seen your life? Oh, my God. That's right. Maiden Ross, security guard. Armbrang, I get my news from Dexerto on Twitter.

UFC broke his arm really bad. It went back up in his skin and then we back up. What? That's peculiar. Is that real or you lying? So you don't even know what I'm talking about? I know we're talking about. I watched that.

I was going to mention that. Sped it up. Zias or whatever. That dude is fucking wrong. He's huge. dude he is pretty big that dude's arm like what the hell he needs some milk if I was I was a security garbage my whole game I don't remember what's gonna say somebody about security whatever

he needs some milk I sure help so give a cat I could get your juice oh oh oh I was a message move bitch move Move bit. Same time. What did we do that? What happened? We like, we fucking,

I don't know. We have like, what if you, what are we like, we play the podcast? Like, a bunch of random people came up to us

flash list and now we started to save the vines. Whoa. What if like people cast on us every, every night at 8 p.m. In other news. Cohn and Paul.

Oh, yeah. We watched Conner X Hunter. The whole thing. We watched. We watched it. We can't spoil it on the podcast. No, we won't.

It was a family show. is our family show that we watch when we were either eating or bored out of our gourds. And we're all watching eating every time as a family until some of us went away for the holidays and watched 40 episodes one night.

As Yami put it, you gave me crack cocaine and expect me to not get addicted, end quote it. It was like I was a P.O.W. Prisoner of war. You locked me in a box. You're like, here's some heroin.

And then you could cut cold turkey. Give me that heroin. And I'm sitting there in the box. I want some hunter. I want some hunter. And then, yeah, I just bought Crunchyroll and started watching it. And Tanner did worse than me. No, you did worse than me.

I know I did because I was fucking awesome. It was awesome. And it has a problem with that. But as soon as you like started doing that, I was like, all right, maybe I'll watch a few. I never admitted. You're a liar. You were ahead of me.

You were way. No, I didn't. Oh, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. You did it first. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to watch. No.

No. No. No. I just kept going. I just kept going. No, what happened. What happened is, I said, okay, listen, Tanner, how many episodes have you watched?

Me and Yomi, who are still home? We watched this many episodes. And then Tanner was like, I'm on this episode. And we were like, okay, cool, let's stop. And then. And then Yomi went away and watched a million episodes. And apparently, you watch a million. And then I, upon hearing that, who's 25 of the most boring, slow episodes of all times.

So it didn't even matter. Let me guess. Like that was it. Wasn't the octopus? No, grung. was greed island, dude. Greed Island's not boring. It wasn't greed.

Brough. It was around one of the audience. It was when the whole show was in slow-boshed for 40 episodes. And it was like three minutes. It was. There was actually a slow- God. It's bullshit.

Or yummy. I already told. It's yummy. Cute. I already told you guys, but there's this literal like real time. Like, dude.

In three minutes, there's like 30 episodes on YouTube. All at the same time, four different perspectives. It's crazy. It's nuts. All at the same time, everything.

Yeah, everything's lined up. Yeah. It's crazy. It's like cut, but it was a good watch. But then sometimes I'll have moments where not to spoil up, but they have like a whole portion of a of an episode where they're just praising.

It's just praising and praising and praise and most like overdone shit. Yeah, not to spoil anything because it's super. That was a horrible description. Yeah, I'm sorry. That made nothing sense. That was awful. What the fuck?

What else was say? All I heard of your mouth was one lot. One. All right, I'll say it, then I'll spoil it. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. You could just said that there's nothing but dialogue or anything else besides what you said.

Listen, the show is nice. I enjoyed it. It was fun. It's over now. And as most of you know, if you watch a show and then you stop watching the show because it's over, you have a big hole in your chest and you have to fill it with God, something, dude. I don't even know. You want to do something tragic once you know.

You know, you say you don't care right now until it's time to eat again. And then what? Nope. Nope. What are you going to watch? What are you going to watch? Why don't you just take? You'll see.

Why don't you just take things as they come? Let's watch. Enjoy every moment of whatever comes to you. Take it as it is and move on. Okay. Now, what happens when you're hungry again and you want to eat? If you, if your wife divorces you and leaves the kids, move on. Leave the kids.

What are you going to eat when you are you going to watch when you eat? we'll just start a new show, bro. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. That's the whole. We don't even have to watch a show. What are you going to watch? We can just put on Last Leave VC 3, 28 times. Speaking of Last League VC, do you guys talk about how I fucking won?

I fucking won. Fucking took a dub. I took that prop money. I bought that prop money for like a promotional video for the fucking Last Leave VC, and you guys took it. Remember when you handed it to me? Well, yeah. That was just,

different. I gave it to you. We didn't take it. It was on the table for like three weeks. I didn't go into Larry's room and then into Larry's bathroom and put it on the back of your toilet. That was after last leave VC. Shame on both of you guys. You have no idea what you're talking about.

They steal your chainsaw man helmet. You would have walked in the bathroom. They spoiled his money. Let me put a belt where he came from. They spoiled my dollar bills. What do I do when I walk into the bathroom? They drink all my fair life protein shakes. That money was like two days after last of shoes,

slippers tweet. Oh, drama. You did do that. I stole the what? You guys make drama out of everything. You guys are bottom feeders. Drama. Shut up,

you walk in the pantry, you're like, which is mine, I'm ready to eat. What are you talking about? I don't walk into the pantry and I don't do the head thing either. You like tight up your sense. What is that? This is mine. I'm ready to eat.

Yeah, go to eat. It's like, and then Isaac will be like, let me order food. Oh, it's been sitting in the fridge for three months. It's still good to eat. It's so good to eat. It's brown and there's like ants. The rice turned to ants and grows legs.

Oh, speaking of the horrors. Dude. You cannot say that. You cannot say that. You cannot say that. You can not the one who initiated us cleaning out the fridge and throwing out your own. And who did it? We both did it.

Who threw out the, who said grab the Brooklyn bombers from back there? I did not order the Brooklyn Bombers I never was here when those came Those were delivered before I moved I really hope he's not watching I'd feel bad I'm sorry Lorenzo If you hear

Yeah those horrible gross sandwiches That big gross slop pizza that we all They looked good They looked good They sent it to us when I was cutting When I was on a diet okay Plus they were like five-pouse each I thought we were getting like dogs or like trolled by somebody who knew our address.

Yeah, I'll explain it. I'll explain it. I actually grabbed my gun how scared I was. Yeah, I was like, I was worried for like an... But then I started doing like math and I was like, wait. But anyways, we... It was me. You love math today.

Soft Willie. Me Soft Willie and yummy that I think did a war thunder campaign. Oh, that's free advertisement. Stop saving it. We did it. We did a sponsorships and our sponsorship guy sent us a really big, nice meal, the world's largest pizza. I'm not even kidding. It was humongous.

We have a picture. I think it was dropping the hell of the head. He didn't tell me. So here I am thinking, oh, crap, oh shit. Our address is out there. Oh, no. And someone bought us pizza, but they paid for a question mark. I was like, I stopped the DoorDash guy.

I was like, can I like see the name on there? Like, because I didn't order this. My friend's an order it. Doggy. Hi, doggy. Hi, dog. Where's a dog? What? How did it get over the gate, dude?

I'm not going to lie. I thought you're at home and you saw your dog. No. Oh, she laid down. That's cute. What a good girl. Here's a home. Drunks blind dog is trying to get over the wall.

She's cute until she walks. Drunk's blind dog keeps bumping into the walls. Hey, guys, not just telling him a story. I was telling a story. That's fine. Oh, sorry. Anyways, after that, we freaked out. I asked around.

I found out it was then, but I pulled the food in the fridge because we're all like not trying to eat like bad food and then it just stayed in there. I'll eat whatever. The pizza guy. I don't care. The pizza was eating. Oh, I had a piece of the pizza, dude.

It was good. I had a piece of the pizza. Dude, I don't know how old it was when I moved in, but he had it in big old saran wrap balls and they eat in the first day. That was your first day. Yeah, no, that was, that was like. That was my first day here. Yeah, that was your first day here.

And it was only in the fridge for maybe two days. It was not that bad. Dude. But yeah, anyways, that was my story. I have a pizza in the fridge right now. Right, Neil. a potato soup. Oh man, I'm hungry as shit. Are you really? Yeah, I just realized. Maybe I'll, oh, I know what I'll eat.

But you can't because it's an honest. Hunter and Hunter is over. So there's not even point to eat or no. Read it. Read it. Huh? It's not that bad. It's like read and read. You weirdo. And it's not bad that the show's over. It was a good thing and I enjoyed it. Longer panels, bray, they like take too long to scroll. Like you scroll, there's not enough time in between reading and scrolling to eat. You can read a page.

No, you can just like, you can read the whole page. Go back and look at the beautiful art that they do for you. And then, yeah. I read, I read like all of Vagabond in the past like two weeks. And it's really good. You should read it. Oh my God. I'll put that on.

I think I would remember I started reading. Dude, I recommend any berserk and Vagabond. And that's it. And you haven't read any of it. One punch weren't crazy. Dude, if I could draw, I would make one. And I could do it. I'd do it good.

Yeah. I think a lot of people would. Yeah. I would do it. I would do a little American boy who loved fast food. And every time he ate and he got stronger and he founded McDonald's and his name was Ronald. That's like a fucking, that's like a Roblox simulator. It's a tycoon.

That's a robot's tycoon. Every time he eats a burger, his hands get bigger. And he slabs people and then he can slap them way more harder. Guys, Ricky Berwick got banned on Twitch. For what? He was, okay, this is actually kind of funny. Stupid. He was, he was humping.

He was humping. He was helping this and we have two of them. He was helping at Garfield. I can't look. It's the exact Garfield plus. It's the one where he got shipped at his hand was like this. Yeah. He was waving.

Yeah. I got to see a clip of that, bro. I know. I actually do want to see a clip. Where is it? Come on. I'm going to look at Ricky Berwick humping. Yeah.

You're going to. All like a band. Yeah. Okay. While you look for that. That's only a seven-day band. Dude, I've done worse. Wait, why does he get banned?

I've done way worse. Yeah. I do really, really better. You're going to get one of these days something really I'm going to get my come up It's one of these days Your kid's going to look at your shit My little babies and nephews are going to be like

Uncle and they're like Oh no Oh Jesus I can't find the clip It's all right Maybe it's for the best I don't know They're hiding it

Dude I've done actually way worse Just humping I've humped like 35 things in my room Like on one stream Like I humped a snowman I humped a toterow I humped my bed I humped a skeleton Larry I humped you

Man What? How? You're self reporting I'm self reporting They'll hear it They'll catch you You're madly dude

They'll never They'll never find me I also play nothing but copyright music on my thing And nothing in the bad happens I've got I don't do that I've gotten two or three

DMCA claims for my That is really You've gone DMCA claims Why? I've only have a lot I got one for my Twitch and I got like three on Twitter. I think I might get banned on Twitter. I got them on Twitter, dude.

It's insane. Twitter is so annoying. They make it like a big deal. It looks like your account's going to get banned. Yeah. When they, when they, you know,

they're like, your account is close to being closed. It's really close. I think I'm running out of chances though. And we're not even monetizing it. That's not fucking real. They can't just do that. Yeah,

like what money are you going to gain from a tweet with like 2000 like? You can advertise. It's freaks. exposure. Dude. I know Timmy that's fucking ads on his videos

on Twitter. I don't know how he does that. Yeah. What? Tim and the Batman has money.

What? All those guys love money, man. Yeah, you go to, like, look at a tweet

of, of like, him gaming and it's like Budweiser. Get your Budweiser from the

Weiser store today. Yeah. And it's like, boom, and that's like him like trick shong

someone would be like, oh my God! Yes! He gets like a double-killed call of duty. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Wait, you guys are not going to believe this number, but Stephen Spielberg is one of the nursing directors, and he made $10 trillion in box office. I mean, he didn't get all of it. That's not a real number. I believe it. Ten trillion dollars, you know what? That's the money. That's the fakes thing.

36 movies. Oh, that's 10 billion. Yeah, I was about to say, shut up, bro. The highest grossing movie is like what, 400 mil? Avengers Endgame? The highest grossing movie? Oh, one billion, yeah. Yeah, it's average average.

It's endgame. Dang. Let's see. And the highest grossing movie. No, it was Lord of the Rings. What? I'm sorry, I'm kidding. That's not it.

That's not true. Oh, my God. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're ready? Use the facts. 22.8 billion Avengers in game. Oh, my God. Okay.

Oh, Evan. The other's 2.9 billion. Avatar's more? Yeah. Avatar's number one then. Oh, my God. Dude, the second Avatar just came out

is already top 10. 1.5 billion. It's only been out for like a week. There's a box office. How long is that? How long is it box office? How long is it last? Could they catch up?

Oh. Like, does it update? I don't know, dude. 1.5 billion in a week is pretty crazy. That is. That's the last to leave you seen. Two craze, two weeks. It was the most successful.

Almost last week. Dude, it says they can at least... Dude, Dukopia made a billion because of that hot rabbit. Okay, that might not be hot. What about the sexy, the sexy babe? The daddy fox. Daddy Fox and sexy babe rabbit.

And their sexual tension as animals and a children's movie, the entire movie. Wow. I don't think they have that. I think they're making that up with their head. The sexual tension of... Yes, I think it's just a... Kids movie.

Yeah, it's actually not grunk. It's made by adults and adults have sex. There is a breaking bad reference in it, so that's kind of cool. Is there? Yeah. Okay, wait. Here's the thing you will never guess. It's like one of the dude making drugs.

Guess what the number, you guys are going to guess it? Number three highest grossing movie of all time. One trillion. One trillion. Titanic. It's Titanic. It's Titanic. We've seen the number.

Isaac got it. Titanic? Wow. That movie sucked. It's kind of pulling up on his. You're not going to guess number eight. Forrest Gump remaster. What are you saying?

It's like a fucking TikTok. You're not going to get number eight. You guys will never guess the number eight. No, it's a Disney movie. Oh, it's on, on, on, on it. Tengled. No frozen.

Treasure Planet. Treasure Planet was the greatest Disney movie. Like 14 people saw that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's frozen. Isn't it? No. It's not frozen.

It's tangled. You guys are pissing. What is the most popular Disney movie of all teams? Cars! Maciata! We're going to Batata! Lion King! Lion King was made after Hamlet from fucking Stone Age, dude.

Okay, wait, let's keep playing this game. Okay, you give us a letter. I'll do it again. Okay, we'll give us a letter of this, what starts with. Can we do a number? Can we do one game before that game? What? All right.

I'm looking at something that says, how would you prepare for the U.S. for a military conflict with China? And that's like a map. And it's like a big giant creature. That's a boring minigame I've ever played on a podcast. There's a career in the U.S. right now, and then we're not prepared for it. There's a big giant. What's that fucking Mount St. Helens explodes?

We all die. No, it's yellow stone. Number 34. Watch a video on that, that wouldn't happen. Number 34. Okay, give me a number. 34. Letter, letter, letter.

J. Jurassic Park. Fuck. That was a really good guess. Wait, wait. J. Movie? J. movie. Jamanji

Nope That was a good guess too Jake Paul No Jake Paul Is it known Is it well known in the world right now Very popular movie

Very popular movie Starts with a giant Do you want more hints About it? Yeah Came out with in the last few years Okay Very popular

Sounds like it's Jurassic Park style It's not It's like the most popular movie for a year What the fuck? Yeah How come we can't remember So many memes, so many clips.

No, so many clips, so many memes. Okay, I'm gonna look at most popular movie. No, stop, stop, stop. Tanner, I will kill you. Jiminian. I like a fuck, I don't know. Oh, despicable me! Just speak about me.

Give me another letter. Well, the next letter. No, I won't give you the next letter because I think I'll give it away, but I'll give you another hit. Okay. If it's not Forrest Gump, I'll give you one word. Jack and Joe. Outcast. Who that movie is?

Outcast. Oh, no. That's not it. No. Jane, that's all in Bob, strike back. James the Society. James the Giator. Oh, the Joker.

Yeah. That movie was actually pretty good. Okay, okay, okay. Do let's do a few, two more maybe, two more. Two more. Two more. Two more. All right, okay, okay. Let's see here.

Move on. Let's see. Number 24. Okay, number 24. It's got to be a Star Wars. Ben, what's the letter? Batman. Bam.

Am. Move on. Minions. Yeah, it's a video. It's a video. That's a dead giveaway. Yeah, I'm sorry. 15.

Dispickable, me. Nope. Why is he so confident? He's got to be a Star Wars. You want to ask a park? No. Star Wars. You want a letter?

B. Bespicable. Binions. Is it Airybotter? Barry butter. B? He's got to be forest gum, man. One of these is forest gum.

Boris B-moot. B-moot? Do you stop? Shut up. No, no, no. Beauty and the Beast. Nope. Start with a B?

Yeah. Boys in the Hood. Best movie. Best movie. Boise in a hood. No, that's actually number one. I'm trying to shop one thousand, dude. Oh my God.

Poison of the hood. That's number one on the list. Boys in the hood. L, B.L. Black Panther. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. Dude, okay, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows part two fell off.

It was number three and now it's 16. Harry Potter's, I think all Harry Potter were the greatest movie on that time. Stupid ass, idiot. Lord of the Rings, return of the king was number two and now it's number 27. Oh, the ring was so good. Larry Fart? More money comes up. Oh, he's laughing at.

What is he laughing at? Oh, so much water just flew out in the bottle. What are you laughing at? You've done it. Yeah, it's Black Panther. You're like, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. Nice.

That's what I said. I said, yeah, that's pretty good. I didn't say. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. I swear to God. Are you the movie critic? I love movies.

And I was, I was agreeing with like, yeah. I was like, I get that's why that's up there. I don't know movies. I fucking love movies. You're like a movie guy. Let's do one more, I think. It's good. Okay, okay.

That's fun. You ready? Yeah. Number 50. Number 50? That's got to be a story. Oh. Don't say a letter.

Don't say a letter instead. I'll give you a year. Give a character. I'll give you a year. The character would spoil the fuck out of it. 2008. Oh my God. Spider-Man.

The 2008 was a good year. It's a Batman. Dark Night Rises. Dark Night Trilgy. He got the dark. Yeah, the Dark Night. Wow. Wow.

Oh, what the fuck? I can't believe it. It was 15 in 2008. That's crazy to me. And he was in a... Oh, he was not. It's not. I was like, I know.

You were agreeing with him. He ate right now. You were like not in your head. Like, six years. I know. Yeah, yeah. You'd be, yeah. You'd almost be 30.

Just about to graduate high school. Yeah, watching fucking that man. No, it peaked at number four and now's number 50. But that movie was. So good. Christopher Nolan is the perfect movie maker. Jurassic Park was number one. Now it's 43.

When the fuck was it ever number one in any world? It was 1990. Video ever. Dinosauron. That movie's psyched. Because there was a big dinosaur scare at 90s. Yeah. People were talking about the serums, bro.

People were terrified that like the dinosaurs was going to release the monsters. Yeah. I feel like also Jaws started like a short pan. Oh my. Yeah. Jaws was a blockbuster. Wait, why aren't we scared?

of anything, like how he used to be anymore. No, no, get this. The 2016 clowns ain't being back. Dude, I learned, we talked about this in psych today. Sharks kill about five people a year, and mosquitoes kill like 800,000. Malaria is way more deadlier than sharks. Yeah.

I think, I think is malaria doesn't look scary. My point is we're way more afraid of sharks than mosquitoes. What if a shark had malaria? That would be bad. That would have been, that would have been, or like scary clowns. Like malaria was like a scary clown. What if little sharks flew around? You're like, oh, that's not too dangerous.

And then you get malaria, but then the mosquitoes are in the water and they're big like a shark. Oh, my God. That would be fucking scary. Imagine you're putting in the water and it goes to your heart. Green needle. Imagine you're peeing in the water and it goes up you with a needle first, right? Right in the interior, your ear ear are. Have you seen those deep sea mariana trench squids that are like 90 meters long or whatever?

John Knoxville. No, wait, John's a fucking huge. They are evil. The cyclopods or whatever. How can we have missing the cracking yet? Do you guys remember in 2012 was like the year we're all going to fucking die? The Mayan calendar ended. Yeah.

I didn't go to sleep that year. A kid told me that in like first or second grade, I think. I did not go to sleep by 21st, 2012. Yeah. It was like predicted to be like, that's when like a million people became Christian next day it didn't. Like reformed, deformed. A million people became crazy. Third grade awakening.

Third grade awakening. You were 12? They were 11? How old were you seven? I was in like second grade. That is insane to me, dude. 2012? It was 2012 a movie?

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No. Panda. Panda. Oh, does I have? What about Timmy Turner? I'll do it. That song is actually one of a hundred hundred people. That is not.

Dude, remember when the, like, the actual beat one drops there's like, oh. Oh, yeah. It was like seven years old when that song came out. Yeah. I was like eating spaghetti. He's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Timmy, Timmy turn. Timmy, Timmy turn.

I want to do you know. Timmy Turner. Speaking of Timmy Turner and speaking of like all the songs, have you, have you guys ever like tuned into a radio station nowadays it sucks it's all TikTok 101 it is so dog ass radio station it's all TikTok it sucks dude

that sucks I miss when Z clarity came on in my car if I'm clarity is actually so good I hate TikTok music I hate TikTok that's not TikTok music that's not TikTok music that makes me so mad that's old man come on Zed I'm not talking about Zad

I'm not talking about Zad that's all the classic is actually so good all the classics are coming back. They are. Like remember Latch by what's his name? Stampton. Oh my God,

we were all that shit. Yeah. You know what I am excited for? Very excited for because you're singing songs like that. GTA6 radio dude. I hope it's like, dude, they got laid on there. Yeah, one of the people.

Okay, wait, so I was like, I was going to use this really fun song in a video and they were like, yeah, yeah, you can use the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, it turns out that band. out that band is going to be on an underground radio station in GTA 5 calling it right now. Best cultures, or something culture is best for you or best for us. Wait, dude, Gtt-A-6

game of the decade in the millennia. It will be. Yeah, you're going to hear soft Willie Matt on GTA-6 radio. It's going to be a yummy song. Willie Pack. Willi-pack on G. Yeah, imagine if there's a cutscene as I'm robbing a bank as I'm a female protagonist and Kirby comes on.

Kirby. Kirby. Bump bina la pappo Oh shit, we don't too toxic A skull open with a bat And the crew is playing Fuck Dude this game will be so good actually

What is it's like really bad Yeah, it's like a cyberpunk It's like a cyber phone Oh my God Do you remember what happened with GT5 came out? Everyone who was The service were down for the first weekend

Well there's that Everyone who was playing GT4 Was like, this is some dog ass I hate it It's not as good as CTA 4 And they kept playing Fair to be fair to be fair Gt 5 did cut out a lot of like random really good shit that was on Gtay 4 Like a lot of like you can like climb ledges and shit you get like there's like more mobility but in Gt 5

I've never played Gt 4 ledges you can't climb ledges like I only watched the videos you know you can't do that You can also like grab bricks from the ground throw at people Oh I've seen that yeah that's fun there's a lot but you can grab snowballs in Gt8 5 not gt4 Does the TTA 4 have RP? What? Does DTHA4 have the hood RP? No, we don't. An L.

They also don't have bank robberies. Imagine if GTA 6 is like basically RP, just like the base game. Oh, that would be so. Honestly, that'd be sick. If they had proximity chat, oh my, that'd be nuts. Proximity chat and then like a whole like action inventory menu. Like imagine if you could actually get and collect shit and lose it if you get robbed or something. Like tarco? Oh.

I get similar somewhat. I'm excited for like how they're going to make like the online. Like the story mode, you know, yeah, whatever. But online should be like, sick. Dude, they already added so much to GTA5. That's why I'm kind of worried. I'm excited for those. I'm excited for those.

Dude, Rockstar games, I get really hooked with both the single player and the most player. Like Red Dead 2? I think I finished that game fucking three times. I want to go back and play it. I was born on Red Dead. I stopped at the epilogue or whatever. What's not something that good of a part is it? Why'd you stop?

You stopped. Why'd you stop? Is it good after that? You've never finished the game? You've never, like... Is it good after that? Yes. Yes.

It's really good. I just was like... I feel like the only thing that GTA 5 could really... Or GTA 6 could add to GTA 6 that isn't already in GTA 5 is like fully customizable like apartments. Like make up a lot. There's so much shit to get at. Like the Sims, dude.

There's a lot. so many car models they could add that they don't have. There's so many things. They can upgrade all like the sound engine for the cars, make exhausts to actually make like a bunch of different noises, like different engines. There's so many things they could do. Yeah, I'm excited.

I'm excited. I think when that game comes out, I'm not going to be uploading much on YouTube for at least a month. That's going to be the next. I will speak because I'm going to be recording. It's going to disappear for one month. Yeah, you did it with Eldon Ring and I can do it. Outen, oh, that was what I was, yeah.

Like a pile of mush. Elden ring was like what we had with Hunter, Hunter, where it was like, it was something to look forward to. But now it was Overwatch for a little bit, but I feel like now we're just like, yeah, I'll still play Overwatch. I've been wanting to play. Sorry, Grunk. Sorry.

You guys. But dude, Alden Ring was the most I've ever indulged in the game since like GTA 5. That was my little treat. That was my. Yeah, I have like 60 hours on it. It's been down here. And I still have. Dude, I had like,

I feel like 130. Same. I do too, Roel. Relania, dude, beating Melania, I remember my mom

was grabbing from the printer on that shelf over there and while I was fighting her and I just had to like block her from my mind to stay focused. Shut up mom. Remember mine glitched

and I killed her in one hit? Yeah. Yes, dude. My final boss glitched. I won't lie. I would have redid it. I would have redone the entire. No,

I want to, I want to replay the game without Mimic tier because Mimic tier carried me hard. I didn't even use Mimic. Yeah. Mimic fucking carried. It was Mimic.

Mimicking like blood. Yeah, I used Bloodhound step, which was like the phase one. That was super easy for Malirba Lurba Derby. Malarba Dube. That was the fun game. That was the fun game. No more nerd talk. No more nerd talk for everyone that doesn't know.

Sorry for the gnom gamer. We're a couple of gamers if you can't. How about you fucking play a game? How about you go touch a game? How about you look at a video game and change your life for the better? It'll change your life for the motherfucking better and you got something to do. True. Thank you, game.

What are you guys? What are your guys' thoughts? Because I've seen a lot about it recently, and I've thought about it a lot, on like, if you had a kid, when would you give them, like, an iPad or a phone or, like, something to... Seventh grade. Immediately. Oh, my God. Try sixth grade.

That's as fast as I can get one. Like, you wouldn't have a tablet to your kid. The first thing it seems like a tablet? Oh, a tablet? Well, maybe I... No, I've watched... I'm trying to think, dude. I hate...

I hate... I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think, right? Because, like, there are some aspects where it's, like, they learn from it, you know, like where they find an objective and then they, like, figure out how to problem solve with, like, a game or something. Yeah, how they look up porn at the age of eight on their iPad. That's not true. That's big tube.

Anyways, Isaac. You've done that. You've done, you looked it up when you're, like, zero years old. I was like 13 or 12. You had, like, your mom's iPod touch. You looked up porn. I was, I was five. Really?

That's just so you were. Yes, I was in, like, I was in first. Imagine being brought up on. earth. Like five years ago. I was five. I was in kindergarten. I was in kindergarten.

First or second grade. I got screwed up, dog. Dude. First time I did, I was 17 and I looked up in the bloods. No, you're lying. I didn't know how to type. I didn't know how to type in the fucking computer. But like one of my older friends did it.

And then he literally looked at me and he goes, I found the jackpot. And then I, no. Switches up naked boobs. And then I looked at him. And I was like. Like, see, this is. Oh, my God. This would have been my second segue.

This is what my parents have been keeping from me. This would have been the second segue for Express VPN. Thank God we got. Imagine I just started talking again. Oh, did you use incognito mode? You know what I was five? Yeah, no, I didn't. Sorry.

And I got my ass beat for it. You should have, you should have used. That's also a weird thing, though, because like, what do you do to your kid? You're like, no, no. You just like take away the iPad, and tell them that what they did. No more porn. They just start.

Being a parent. That sucks, dude, I would hate to be a parent. That blows. Like, how do you teach your kid like basic social skills? Like that is so difficult. You just like let them do it. Give them applesauce and like usually in school they develop that kind of shit. Yeah, daycare.

What if they just don't go to like daycare? What if they're just like weird forever? What if your, some kids are, man? Your kid grew up a loser. What would you do? I beat it out of him. I think I grew up a fucking loser. I was a loser.

I was a loser. I was a loser. I think so, yeah. I was really cool. No, you're self-aware, I can't validate myself.

All right, guys, I just put a whole round. I'm not a fucking loser cute. Oh, hell yeah, grime. I'm like,

cool as I've ever stroke this earth's dick. I've been knitting all day. You have. You have. You did the entire. You have a headband? That's kind of cute. It's a little bad now.

Oh, man. neck of the ski mask. Oh. I wish I had a little hobby. My hobby's basketball. I love that. You love basketball, don't you? I love basketball more than anything. If I have a son who's about to die and have to choose between him and basketball,

I'm going to go shoot some fucking hooves. You're going to shoot a three and your son's going to be all like on his deathbed. You're going to shoot a three. You're going to hit a buzzer beater and that's a sign when you're a shot down. I want to record some, like, YouTube shit with basketball. Yeah, you played a lot. Make a, make a, make a, you a montage called Blake's balls. Blake's big asshole.

And like every single time you upload a video, it's just a full length of you just shooting hoops. And it's like the, like, 20, 22, 2023 underscore 1 underscore 24. for 3 underscore 52 underscore oh oh okay i have a genuine question but there's always there's always i always see this clip of like this like futuristic car in the desert it's called the mercedes a vtr is that real or is that just like it's a real car it's a real car it's never ever going to be by the time it is ever bought by a consumer market it will be probably like 2028 9 like it's nowhere close to hidden i don't think it's going to be real i think it's just going to have one forever.

What is it called? It's going to buy it. The Mercedes. It's the one with the big, like, RGP blue wheels. Yeah. And the black like that's like,

Avatar. Like Avatar, that's what it was made for. Mm-hmm. It's like a little, like a little orb in your dash. And go, yeah,

dude, is that seems so dangerous and non-street. It's like a, like, Zentorno or something. It's so, like, what?

No, it's so, yeah, you just see how you drive it. You let you put your hand on a pad. And I think, didn't Drake drives it for a music video? Huh?

Drake is roving for a music video, right? No, God's plan. No, I don't think it was. God's plan. It was for, let me look it up. I can't wait so it's like consumer, like you can buy it. And then somebody does like a crash test or like some weird fucking YouTube video. They drop like bricks on it and like drop a giant.

What if by the time the car came comes out, we have to pay like Rick and Morty money for it? Like you have to play eight gleep gloops for a Mercedes A VTR. eight eight leap cops and 44 smircles and then you get in return you can only play it at Schmockenville and that sounds more like a troll

like a little Dingville How much money does Drake have Fucking Ile Over a billion He's a million He's at least He's at least he's not fucking

Wait for Mr. Beast to get a hands There's like hands on it And then like microwave it or something Michael isn't break it. He crashes the train. Chris is inside of it and he crumbles. Yeah, Chris inside like, who's the guy?

They always like, hey, they always shot on him. Like, Nolan? Nolan. For good reason, too, because no one pisses me on. What's wrong with Nolan? You sound like Nolan when you said that. Yeah, that's wrong with him. You're the group chats, Nolan.

Fuck you. We don't mean that. That was the meanest thing I've ever in my time. Yeah, but it's not going to be mean to to Yami because he likes Nolan. I think. That's not how that works, buddy. He looks like Nolan.

Do you not like, why don't you like, why do you like Nolan? What's wrong with Nolan? I don't know, he's just a punching bag and we're like, no way you think the punching bag. How is it not Carl now? I mean, he still is, but not as much. Not as much. No, now Carl got like clout for being an ice beside stream.

And then the camera got for ice beside him. No, he's big, these big bucks ball. He used to write all of ice like his jokes and everything all the bits he would have you would write them all beforehand. Yeah. Well,

sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry. Could you imagine if you're a group chat viewer and you're watching a group chat podcast and the next episode that comes out is like the group chat podcast episode 39 featuring Mexican Andy. Oh,

my God, I know you're featuring Burger Andy. Burger Andy. Burger Andy gets left behind. Burger Andy gets left behind. Oh, that video. All right. To the viewers of your homework.

is to look up burger and he gets left behind. Burger and he gets left. Yeah, one of the best videos on the internet. He literally ate a worm. He ate a worm to get on a bus and they still kicked him on. Come on. That's what I've actually done that three times to go.

You told me if I ate a worm. I can't get on. What are you talking about? He was about to get on and they're like, no, you can't. And it's like, I hate a worm. It's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like super you're like a meat candy character. Like when he was shaped. And the bus just drives away. And then they're like, he's like, fucking asshole. He's like, yeah, those are the jocks of the internet guys.

Those are the bull. Don't get, don't get invited to the frat guys of the internet. Those are the frat guys, the internet. Don't can evolve with them. They're clearly bad nerve. You said if I, you know, worm I could get on. Dude, I fucking hate. I would hate being in that part of the community.

Yeah, that would suck. Imagine if you were Mexican Andy. Oh, no, don't imagine. I would imagine it. Mexican Andy used to be like a fucking stalker. Like, that guy would have just like, wait for ICE of sudden, like, anywhere. The craziest thing, I don't have his door open for people to come in. Like any random person could just come in and be on stream.

It's crazy. He was a crazy fucking. Where he lived? Yeah. Yeah, he left. He's fine. He got like a bunch of characters, characters. There's just a bunch of people with like fucking mental issues, dude.

All of them. So sad. So bad. It was bad. I hate seeing the public donation, like voice chat thing. Oh, my God. Those are the fucking walls. Dude.

I was like, oh my God. This is a lot. This is homework. Try to get through one video where they're in public doing text of speech and not cringe a single time. Not flinch, don't do nothing. Don't even look away.

Don't pause the video. Just watch the whole thing. And then watch the streamers reaction just be like, he would try to speedwalk out of the store but it'd be too late. And he'd be like, excuse me, please, excuse me. And then the text of speech is like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like bomb detonating and 10. Bomb detonating. Nine. You had to walk out of the subway where he was trying to eat. It would be like be a text of speech down. It'd be literally an audio clip from like a video that's supposed to scare people.

Yeah, man. It's bad, oh, that sucks. Thank God we're not like them. Yeah. Customed feet. Okay, here's a hypothetical.

Eat one worm. No, not yet. Not yet. Don't. Okay. At the end, you have to do it. Okay, let me find one.

Okay. Good luck. Be you guys excited? Groh, Greg, when are you going back to school, buddy? I'm back in school already. I just wrote...

Oh, yeah, you were just doing hard. I'm sorry. I just wrote it a thousand. word essay. That's nothing, man. That really takes like two hours. Yeah, I know. All right, growing.

That was cool. That was cool. But anyways, wait, hold on. I have a question about it. Does it have to be in like MLA format? Because that sucks.

That's the, I hated. I hated it. The only source we use is our book. Oh, that's good. But no, when you have like 10 sources,

yes it is. The artist part was, I'm finding stuff from my book. The more sources you have, the more sources you have, the more you have to, like, dig through to, like, find one thing. You didn't have to do it ever? Have you ever used a site source citation place? Like a website that'll do it for you in MLN. Yeah, that's so easy.

That's what I used to do. We weren't allowed to do that. How was she going to know? How is you going to know? This is the book I was reading on the plane. Oh, the one you fell asleep. Oh, there's drool on page 202. Wait, go back.

Hold on. Wait, he's lost. during last L.E.C. That's not Drew. Oh, gross. But yeah. Good book. It'll be. Little bit.

We have the Spirit Week next week. And I wanted to read our themes because they're really funny to me. So we got Monday. Monday is Minions Monday, which is like, okay, I guess. But then out of nowhere on Tuesday, we got Adam Sandler. day. Holy fucking shit Adam Sandler Day.

Yes. So sweet. Sweet. Those are the two like abnormal days that I decided to share but like Adam Sandler day

that's so funny. Last year we did anything but a backpack day which was really funny. Anything but a back what you do? I brought a vacuum cleaner and put all my stuff

in a vacuum and just shot back. That's pretty funny. Drag it around. No, someone someone brought a tractor tire. and rolled it around. It was like literally the size of your desk,

like in diameter. I would probably, I would shackle, I'd shackle all of my books. I'd bring a car in. I would shackle them to my leg and be like the drowning man with like all of my books.

Oh yeah. Like shackled to my leg like I was in prison. Yeah. And then. I'd bring a guillotine. Oh, someone brought a canoe. I forgot. And had like three people carrying it.

They never, they're never doing that again, by the way. I think it's the first and last one ever at a school. They usually don't last longer than one time. All that takes just like one. If he lasts until two, people get really outrageous. Yeah. I brought in like a dead cat.

Because then people get ideas. Okay. Um, da da da da, da, all my books in a sock and I hit my son with it. Every single time he's mean to me, I put a page in the book in back of my sock in it.

What is how you like gained knowledge? You like had to hit your son with a book and like, no. Do you think in the future it'll actually be little chips you put in your head and you get all the knowledge on that? You're like downloading in your head? That would be real But you have storage You gotta have storage

I think within our lives we'll see school become irrelevant I'm not even kidding Yeah school's obsolete already I was real school is obsolete already You know it's like it's fudged up bro Listen In A I can teach you I think about this thinking about this All this takes is one big red button

And everything is just Yeah It's like solar flare in the entire world like goes in the sham. Yeah, but if you think about that, the chip would be a way, it'd just be another form of control. Ooh. I mean, yeah. Only the government can control.

It's unavoidable now. Can't learn. We're too far in, Isaac. It's unavoidable. They already have full control. They do. Yeah. Well, if I'm paranoid.

I'm not paranoid about it. I'm not like I'm not like I said about it. The government's making you watch this podcast right now. Big hairy fucking nuts out when I pull my pants down and run around. My free will. Thank God to still have that. Big Isaac is watching and listening. Big Isaac?

Big I What if you change your username to Big Isaac? A big cop with you're just a hand or why? Wait, that actually sounds crazy. Why did you get shot? Wait, let's scramble

I thought about the other possibilities. And a rug, okay, so we have A chip name. Oh, we have to, let's let's scramble, I'll be, I'll be Isaac Croft. Okay. We have, we have Isaac Croft, we have.

I'm impossible. It's not going to work. Soft yummy. I'll be. Yumbie. have to switch. Stop. Yeah.

Okay. Grunky. So you have Yum and grunky. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum.

Yum. Yum. Yum and grunky. Grunky. Grunky. Grunky. Grunky. Grunky.

Yum. Um. Wait. We can't all switch with each other. That's impossible. No. What about? Okay.

Okay. Soft. Um. Okay. This sucks. Can we give a. Yeah. No.

Oh, oh, it is. about that time, I do you reckon. Is it actually about that time? It is just about that time. We're at 101. 48. Holy freaking.

Hypothetical. Yeah, let's wrap this up, man. Okay, this one's a, you got to believe in a little afterlife theory for this one, okay? So either you got to eat a worm every day and become a worm in the next life, but you get like a huge cock and you get like a lot of money during your life. A lot of eat a lot of worm dollars. Yeah, a lot of worm dollars.

Wait, wait, as the worm? As the worm or? No, as do the human, but you still got a lot of money. but you still got to eat a worm, but the next life you have to become a worm because you have the best life for your life. All you had to do is eat a worm. Oh, so then.

Oh, okay. Or you can live in the mind of a seal until that seal dies. And then when that happens, you become the American sniper in the next life. You have like this crazy story. Dude, but we know how that ends. We know how that ends.

Were you saying like an animal seal or a Navy seal? Become a hero. Well, at first you become an animal seal and then you become the Navy seal in the next life. That's pretty cool. And then you're the American sniper and you have a crazy story. Am I a worm with a big cock or am I a human being?

No, you're just a human with a big cock. You're not going to get no pipe. All right. But the next live is a worm. How about your repeat? Repeat your last Lively VC hypothetical live on this podcast. No. No.

To the viewers at home, we had to like destroy it. That was bad. Yeah, we didn't have to burn part of that grime. And then I said something kind of out of pocket. And then I said something way, way, way out of pocket. Don't even blame that on me. Don't even try to make me. Okay.

We all have a bad energy. Our energies are not. aligned, our chakras are unleashed. Let's wrap it up here. Ladies and Jones and Jones. Gameer stops. Thank you for getting there. Thank you for joining us for another successful episode of the group chat podcast,

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Yep, that's exactly what you do. All right, we'll see you guys next week with a special guest and another special guest, two special guests tomorrow. Wait, really? Yep, next week. Oh, yeah, too. I'm not saying it, but I'll say it after. Let's bro fist it out. Goodbye, guys.

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