The Group Chat - #39 - SPECIAL GUEST WILLY!! 🥵

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

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Welcome back. We got two worms in his stomach right now as we speak. He's got a worm on a hook. Yeah. No, don't go. That's not good. You've been struggling. Listen,

real fast, this is the last podcast. I mean, let's not, let's not be perceived by this deceiver here. Welcome back. Yeah, welcome back.

Soft Willie to the group chat podcast. Can I, after missing eight episodes? Can I speak for one second? No, let me hear this. From now on, I'm going to have a street.

of never missing a podcast. Oh. That's that. That is rich. That is rich of you to say. Write it down right now. That's the biggest load of malarkey. Don't worry.

We already negotiated a deal with the sponsor of today's episode, Gamer Subs, so that every single time you use code group, not only do you get 10% off, but SoftWilly also gets physically beaten up by all of us. In a last key. 10% that you save, for the 10% you save, to Willie will be giving 10% back to you. So 10% out of his pocket. Tanner and I made eggs this morning. That's nothing to do with the fact that you meant you know why you that why are you directing? Somebody just used to cut out right guys. I think it's time. I think it's time I punched

all right in the face. What I got a HQ call a soft wheelie niece, uh, ass beating now. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Listen, I think it's way. Wait, can we get like, oh my god all this cost me. Yeah, Booz. That'd be horrible. Either Mark Roberer or Michael Reeves to code us an Arby's bell

that rings itself every time code group is used. I don't think. Arby's bell. Mark Rober built a drone on Mars. He didn't code no shit, I don't think. He only does everything.

He does everything. Mark Rober again. He's a NASA robot scientist. Okay, Mark Rover is not a code. I have a black market challenge for Mark rober. No.

Make the most humanly realistic bot. Ever. Shut up. That's the most humanly realistic bot. Mark Rober, here's another black challenge. Black market challenge. What?

You're fucking butchered, man. I didn't know what it was called for a second. Special guest, soft Willy, by the way. You didn't make it that far, did you, buddy? You didn't make it that far at all. Oh, man, the joke was just going to say make a baby, but it's not even that funny. Ah! Okay, Mark asked Brownlee.

I mean... What? What? Review my new iPhone. But welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. It's good to have you here. Episode 30. Michael Steve.

Michael Steve. Nine. 39. Old as hell, guys. Yeah, we're getting close to halfway to 100 episodes, which is almost two years. Our kids are going to graduate high school. Wait, we've almost been doing this for a year now,

because we'll have to be at 52 weeks. Do we have to, we have to catch up. catch up. Joe Rogan has like 800 a fucking episode. Wait guys, hold on that. No, Joe Rogues are like 3,000. Isn't he, 2000? That's true.

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I like the double blue. Double blue is kind of crazy. I like the one scoop sign, but both are nice. You get a quarter of a shield, Yummy with just one scoop. I want to let you know. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Grog! Show us that game of selves. Hold up. Hold up. Pull it up. What do you got? Pull it up. Let me see that. Pull it up.

Oh. Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa. Get those in my face. Get those out of my face. I can't look. Oh. I will be honest.

I will be honest. This flavor rocks. It tastes really good. The tropical burst of powerful flavor. It's so yummy. There is something silly. I noticed about this about this little flavor here. I told Tanner and yummy about it, which is it actually adds a little bit of charm to this bottle. Did you tell me?

I don't, I don't think, did I tell you or did it? I didn't tell you about this. Nope. This guy didn't tell a single person you just had. I did. I did. But it adds a little bit of cute charm to it, which is the reason why you should buy it just to experience it yourself. When you spit it out, let me hear it. What is it? When you, when you open up the tub and you take a sniff. It smells like a chubby kid that has a little bit of body odor. It's really funny. What the hell? What are you talking about? Go get a bottle.

Anyways, yeah, guys, co-group 10% off and it doesn't smell like that guy. All right, guys, let's continue the podcast without hearing him. No, it's not like a bad way. I don't know what, that's a equivalent of me saying that like, you know, what has a charm of manscape is that when I shave my balls it fucking cuts them off. It cuts them off, ripped my penis off.

never again. You can't say that about us. It gives a little charm of... If you want stitched balls, go to Manscape. We're not... We're not... Larry, we are not... Shut the fuck up.

We're not being paid for that. This fucking week. Also, that's like defamation. He's out of line. You are out of line. Viewers at home. I hope... I really hope...

I hope Cam had to set out. Can I... I really hope... That was bad. I didn't mean to say the last part. I did not mean to say the last part. I hope... No mother has that... has to hear that.

I hope no crying mother. No crying single mother at home. Can I make a clarification, by the way? What's up, man? It's not like an insult to the tub. It just smells like it. Oh, my God. We've moved on.

We've moved on. We've moved on. You fucked up, accept it, and move on. I'm sorry, Gamer stops. Code group 10% from now. I'm the only one who feels that? Yes. Because you were a person.

When you were a kid, doesn't mean everything smells like fat children. No, listen, listen. I was, I was, I was in that room when me and Nick got that whiff. We both agreed, but listen, I didn't think you're gonna bring that up. I was not alive, that was like totally it. It was just funny. I thought I was out of line to say something like that, man.

Why? You're like, all right. Open the tub, you're gonna win for a fat, sweaty kid. Like, why would you say that? Okay, Nick, dude, what happens when you put on deodorant? Does it smell good? Yeah, I mean, what does it smell like? Nick!

Hold on. When you put on deodorant, does it smell good? He's turning red. He's actually turning red right now. Okay, now when you taste the same deodorant, does it taste as good as it smells? No. Sorry, I don't walk around smelling fat kids, so I have no reference point to tell you if it's bad. Alright, so maybe it's just my nose then. I don't know because it was just silly, I don't know. It wasn't like, obviously the flavor taste of fucking amazing, so. Yeah, well, Nick, Nick, Nick, I had two scoops today. Nick, what?

What? Grab your hat, grab your hat and go like this. Oh, oh, I have a good question. Hold on. Dude. I just got the most of the same shit ever. What's up, Yomi? Would you rather eat a ravioli filled baby or a baby filled ravioli? Okay What the other hypothetical blows? We're 70% off a baby, wait, a ravioli

Bill's baby Or a baby full of Ew Are you saying? Shut up. Raviolis are like that fucking big. How do you do that? That's not even real.

Yeah, grind up the baby or something. It could be prenatal, I don't know. Can we move on to a different? like topic. All right, eight minutes in. I want that entire thing gone. How big can a baby be? Um, should we restart? No, we're not restarting. This is going, this is final cut. This is all going to. This is the uncut podcast. Ladies are more no edits. Except our most unhinged podcast episode ever. No, no, no, no. Except that one of them make it fucking unhinged. You fucking podcast.

Larry, oh my God. He's doing it again. Cam, edit that out. My mom's going to kill herself. Oh my God. You know who else is going to kill themselves? Every fact you that Nick just dissed right now. That was the most meaningless. Seven minutes in and you're just like... Okay, listen, listen. I'm not going to grunk smell it. Dude.

Can we fucking move the fuck on? Holy shit. Welcome back. What do you have to talk about? We stole a basketball goal today. You didn't still shit. You sat in your room. You didn't do anything. I was the fucking mastermind. May I say we?

Bro, you, I came up to your door and you're like, Go away. Go away. I was like, okay. There's no privacy in this house. You sleep with your fucking dick and balls out. Your door had this much of a gap. Here comes Nick.

It doesn't shut! My door doesn't shut! Okay? Well, I was just... Why are you screaming? We are in the same house. Hey, dude. Hey, dude.

No, no. No. Listen, this is where you're wrong, because you're gonna look stupid as shit when I edit that footage. I didn't even know. peek the camera into your room. You're like, now dude, go away. I'm like, oh, are you on the phone? No man, close the door. Are you see? I'm freaking new. I'm just laying here. I'm here. I'm hearing from you from you. It's how you talk. You'd be like, like, if you want something

normally, you'll be like, hey, yummy, you know me. But if you're like, hey, yummy. He's like, yummy. It's like, yeah. It's the vlog voice. Dude, it's the vlog voice. You put on the vlog voice. No way, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold the fuck on, hold on. I want to talk, I want to- Holy shit, holy fuck, I'm invisible. I didn't know it was the Isaac Y podcast.

Holy shit, what? Oh my fucking God. Everybody stop, Isaac has to say three words. What the fuck up, Peter? Holy shit, hold on. What would you be a baby or a Ravi-o? What do you want to do? I thought about it.

A rabi-old and feel baby is kind of crazy. Grog, how was school, Greg? How is school, Greg? How is school with me? Okay, there's not the way. So anyway, I was unhinged one yet. I will not lie. It's because you stream.

It's because you stream instead of studying. No, I don't know if I failed it yet. I don't think I did. What was it on? What was the topic on? Integration by substitution. That sucks. Hell no.

That's hard. I don't even know what that strand of word means. Anyway, Yummy didn't do shit. He didn't do anything with a basketball hoop. Oh my God. Sorry. That was on my mind. He can't sit there and say,

we stole a basketball hoop. When he sat in his room was like, dude, get out. away and then I tell Larry I'm like he's asleep and then you just hear Stomp stomp stomp come down the stairs and he just shoots a three and misses That's the entire made I made the first shot I ever shot there. Larry don't what are you doing? Views at home. I apologize for the poor audio experience you're witnessing here This is good this is beautiful can we talk I because I know that we had a discussion

It was me. Yummy and fuck I remember someone else. It was 8 a m. We had it. Yeah, we were on a Twitter space I don't remember why. I think we're just bored. Every time you get drunk and you're bored, you go on a Twitter space. Oh. It was me, Larry. Yeah, it was me, Larry and yummy.

So I'm P-O-V-Me, drunk and bored. Sorry, I'm excluding three people. But we talked about a Buffalo Wildeings experience that I want to talk about in here. Because there's no record of it besides the Twitter space. Oh, my God. It's Charlie Black Tongue. Rocks.

I stopped speaking. My jaw like almost fell to the floor. He's got a cursed tongue. You got black lung, boy. Skittles is rainbow, dude. You had a caterpillar in the middle of your tongue. Skittles tar flavor. Let me see, let me see it, Grunk.

They've already seen it once. Oh, that's poopy, do you. You look, that's a bacteria. You look like a pair of tidy whitey's. With a big old ground streak on it. Audio listeners at home, grunk. Literally looked a butthole. The last of my Christmas candy.

Wash it down with the bad kid sweat. You got it. You got, your Christmas candy was stittles? Should we name our, if we ever got a coat, flavor, should we just do fat kid sweat? Wait, fat kid sweat's actually like a good flavor name. Fat kid sweat. But we did, yeah, that'd be good.

I'm not signing off on that. You're going to have five out of ten, five out of six. Oh yeah, let's just do Isaac Y sweat, dude. Shut up. I ain't wet. Go back to wherever you came from. We're going to do this. Podcast five man sweatpants

What? What was that Buffalo Wild Wing story? Yeah, I wanted to talk about it I'll listen Okay, yeah we can all fucking talk about we were all there Then all start it off, I'll start it off okay go ahead man It does start with me where I am flying home Yommies on the phone with me he's like hey dude you want to go get some food and ask Larry so I'm like yeah sure

Larry wants to go. We decide we're going to go get some food. We were going to go somewhere. I don't remember where originally. No, we're supposed to go to BJs. That's where we're supposed to go. And then we didn't. And then we went to Buffalo Wild Wings. It was because they closed later than the other one. Yeah. So I landed pretty late. And so we roll up there two separate cars, ball and big ball. And the service there is horrible. And I mean, I get it. It's like later. I'm sorry. Yeah. I feel bad to saying it, but it was pretty trash. It was late. Dude, it was the worst service I've ever received at any restaurant my entire. It's just coming from the same guy that orders his food without saying like, please and thank you. Like ketchup. That's true.

You guys have no, fuck. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yomi has like the worst fucking attitude with with waitresses and people. They'll be like, yeah, can I get a Coke? Yeah, they get large. Wait, wait, wait, she was like, she comes up, she's like, what can I get you guys today? He's like, Pepsi. And she was like, okay, and yeah, she was like, okay.

Appetitages? Pickle chips Dude, dude, I want appetizing. Like I want to add some napkins. Can I get some napkins please? Can I get some utensils? Can I get something? Oh, is that rude to ask for a fucking napkin you idiot? No, that was fine. That was fine. That was fine. You said please. Yes, it's rude with an attitude. I have never had any attitude. Listen to me. Listen to me. If If you don't, I, uh, how the fuck I'm supposed to eat? Bonesw Wigs without a fork. No, that's valid. How much was the chicken nuggets without a fork? You're just going to do it in ranch and you want my fucking fingers to be all white and greening.

You better be fucking grateful. God gave you a human fork. No, no, no, no, no. I'm with, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm with yummy on this because I would never touch a bonus wing with my fingers. No, that's not like an animal. Honey barbecue. This is your, you're wrong. Under my fingernails, fuck no. Stop talking and get me, listen.

Listen to this. Go back to, where did you come from? You, what state, New Jersey. You probably didn't watch. You probably didn't watch. Yummy, what did I grab your boneless wing with? You tell everybody. A straw.

I jabbed it with a straw. I ate it and I put it back into my sprite and I drank it. What do you want me to do? The fucking 20 piece challenge with the straw only? Like a fucking moron? Maybe you'd fucking slow down and get full faster and then be able to take food home and stay down. How about I grab boat straws next time? I steal yours and mine and I use chopsticks for my fucking boneless wings.

That'd be a cool idea. I expect a fork. Okay, this is extremely off topic from the pinnacle of this. story. Yeah, so anyway, we roll up, we sit down. By the way, when we ask the waitress for drinks and stuff like that, every single time we asked for a drink, it looked like she was sitting there

thinking if they had that drink. Like, she might be, you're talking shit. Maybe it's a case of, like, Dr. Pepper, he probably wants Dr. Bob. Or, like, fucking Mountain Shown. Yeah, instead of spray this. Peppy. Pepe.

Fair. Anyway, anyway, anyway, so we get there and then just out of no way. I mean a little bit like maybe like 15 minutes 20 minutes sitting there Christmas music starts playing like on the on the speakers and we're like what jolly Christmas it's like not even Christmas and then it played again and then it played one more time after that and the co-workers all were like who is playing this music and they're looking at us and we're

like none of us are doing this all of us were like no it's not us everyone they thought it was Tanner they literally looked at Tanner I literally didn't look at my phone entire time. Turner looks over it. He's like, there's people eating in front of him and he's like,

I swear on my mom and my niece. I swear on my nieces and nephews. He was like, my nephew, it was not me. It was not me.

And they're like, oh my God. You're like bludging my baby. That was not on me. Bludgeon my baby. I am not playing Christmas music. So we're going through the rest of this night and we're eating

and every now and again. There's a song that plays and then it hits back up with just like Felice Navidad or regular like Christmas music again. And, Just at some point, Tanner and I decided we're going to go and get the app on his phone. So we decided to play Kodak Black.

We decided to play some, uh, Lil Wayne. A little, a little rolling piece, a little ASAP Rocky is a little Wayne. Yeah. Yeah. I'll explain at the end. I'll explain at the end. Because there's a little, there's a little jukebox. Because that's the story.

There's a little jukebox that you could walk up to. And we noticed it. And we walked up. You had to pay for it, I guess with real cash and like hand. so then we just got on the phone. So we found that out. Isaac pointed out. He's like, oh, hey, look over there.

There's that. You guys should walk up to it. Her, her. So we're like, okay. And then we get it on Tanner's phone. And dude, this is towards the end of the night now. The coworkers are, they're not pissed, but they're really trying to figure it out. And they keep on back.

They're really convinced it was us. They even thought it was Larry. They looked at Larry. Yeah, he did. I was sitting there doing it. I was giggling every time I would pop up. Why does it keep popping up? I thought it was normal.

I was telling you, I was asking him, like, do you normally? have this in your rotation, it was like, no, we don't. So I was like, okay, then I don't know who the fuck's doing it then. By this point, it was so late that we were like the only ones basically there. So it was kind of obvious somewhat at that point. The only other people that were there was like a stupid family of stupid fucking two fucking kids. A dumb family.

It's a dumb family. There's like four babies running around. Yeah, there were. And then one of the babies tried to like open a cabinet. No, what if the baby's... No, he was grabbing cups. Yeah, we're like... No, no, no, no, no.

We're gonna Buffalo Wild Wings, isn't it? It was so bad. Isaac, it was like a baby... It was a baby that walked by Isaac and I was like... ...a baby walks by, he's like, fake glass. Making like really scary faces, hoping you would turn around. He didn't, oh my god. Baby never knew.

Never knew. Like that kid's gonna grow up, not... Never know that Isaac yell at him. Off topic, you ever think about that though? Like, you could be sure. talking someone they will never fucking know and then think about that the talking you like so we could be sitting right now and someone on their couch you'd be sitting there like look at the look at this guy he's just fucking

fucking idiots they haven't happened all the time man I do everybody in this house how many times did we get pulled up and a group of friends were just watching us like right and then and then someone doesn't laugh they're not that they're not that funny they're not that funny everyone's like come on he's like no dude they're not that funny he said below And then that hooks them in like completely faced that's like the hook of the of the I got a big one okay listen okay wait all right all right yeah I was trying to say words it was really hard to come out I had a cool thought one time the directors cut directors cut of what the what'd you say

he said I had a cool thought one time like that's a really long word one day Listen, like when I first blew on YouTube, when I blew up on YouTube for like the first time and I went on a plane, I like didn't fly often. And I was flying over all the cities at nighttime and I saw a bunch of lights. I probably had like a couple hundred thousand subs. I was like, dude, there's probably a house down there and somebody sub to me and I'm flying over him right now. And they have no idea. I'm like right over their house. Yeah, that's a real thought.

That is real. That's a real thought to have. You were right over there, dude. Yeah, right. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. That was that me a dude. So we never got to finish the stuff.

story and there's a huge kicker here which we find out at the very end so obviously all of the people at like all of the wait the waitresses even the people like even the customers are like starting to pick up on the fact that christmas music was playing right january 10th yeah yeah on like january 10th there was like marai carrie have a holly july christmas fleaumri dot all playing back to back over and over again yeah so uh tanner what was your name it was dj little thing dj little thing And they can see the name of the people. Or the profile picture.

Yeah, the profile picture. It was a DJ little thing. Yeah, so we walk out, we leave. And then we go and Isaac just out of nowhere is like, yeah, that was me, by the way, playing the music. And none of us. It was Isaac the entire time. And the reason why, Isaac was facing where the box was. So when he pointed it out, man was already on it.

He already knew about it. So he waited. He bought the subscription, paid for the credits. and then was just recurringly spamming music. And he kept on, he kept on fucking lying to them. He was like, I don't know what you're fucking talking about.

Yeah. And you know what now? It's like they thought like when I said, oh, on my mom, on my nieces and nephews, it's not me. And now they're going to think I'm a fucking monster.

No, it makes sense why they chose you because Isaac's profile picture was your face, Tanner. They didn't. Okay, wait. Okay.

I'll explain. I'll explain it. So what I did, I looked at the app and I looked over to Yummy. Yummy was in on it since the start. I was like, when it'd be really funny

if I just started playing Christmas music over and over again. And he just laughed and said, yeah, you should do that. I was like, okay, I got the app and they asked for a profile picture. I'm like, okay, how do I set this up? I was late on like my death note shit. And I was like, Tanner, come here. Let me take a silly picture of you. And Tanner being a little cute guy, the little cute guy is, you're like,

I was like, no, smiling for me. This is my face. I'll recreate it. So I took a picture of him thinking that if they find out that I'm playing Holly Jolly Christmas over and over again, they'd see, they look and see him. And then she would hit. They'll see a picture.

No, that's not me. You know what? Finally you're like, nope. Oh my dad, grandma. They're probably, they're probably thinking like,

damn, this motherfucker I'm really just lied and put him on his dead grandma. They got lied. And they found out, because Isaac wrote on the receipt something. What'd you write?

I, so it was, I tipped the waitress, all of them. There was four of them. I gave him like 30, 30 bucks each. I took a lot.

lot of mine. There was like a $120 tip because I was like this is way more than they deserved. Yeah. I have well okay. You have not proven to be an asshole on two parts. One being in on that joke and two telling her to get the forks. Yeah I didn't know you were in on that joke. I didn't know. I was we need forks now. Yeah but you're like can I get some forks? Can I get a fork? What the fuck is so rude about that? Nothing was rude. It's your delivery. You do your job. It gave me a fucking forked so I mean. Larry's right. You sound like you sound a little asshole.

You sound like a grouchy. That's not how you said it. You did not say. No, no, no. That was pretty accurate. I was right next to him. I heard it. The asshole's part about Yommi's

whole demeanor was he was just like he wouldn't look her in the eyes. He had like his head in his face. Like pickle chips. Machia Rostics. I can't wait for me to be like just the computer. But you didn't look at one.

You didn't say anything. Tell me why. 45 minutes to an hour of us being there. They're like, by the way, have to see you guys order, we can't make. And I'll be real. That was a little, that was a little like, okay, well, fuck. That was that, that's suck. We tried playing a little cute little prank on Yummy and Yummy got so mad at Larry.

I told Larry, I was like, I told Larry, I told Larry, I was like, Larry, while I distract Yummy and say, look, there's Tennessee on the monitor, go take a bite of a Mazi stick and then put it back. And I tell, I tell, I'm like, dude, look, there's, there's Tennessee on the TV. He turns around and then Larry bites into it puts it back. Yummy looks and he's like, dude, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking fucking, fuck you fucking, fuck. I fucking saw you bite it, dude. What are you sitting on, like, oh, my fuck.

So you took a bite and eat it, you fucking new year. He's like, he's just dropping F-Doms and he's calling Larry an idiot and I'm like starting to be like, starting to sweat. I'm like, dude, chill. I told him to do it. Like, relax. Yommies a ticking time bomb sometimes, dude. I really never know.

It's because why would you waste it? Why would you waste it? Yummy is exactly. You mean? You care if you eat the whole thing, but why eat half? Yummy and I like our food. And we don't like people fucking with our food. When people fuck with our food is personal at that point.

Larry bites into it and he realizes it's super hot. He's like, he puts it back down. Larry's just like, it's not me. It was a little bit of cheese in my lip. I'm like, no, it ain't me, bro. He didn't even like, he just yelled at Larry. He's like, you better fucking finish that. You better finish that.

Seriously, dude, what's your problem? You have a serious problem. I survive. yummy yelling attack. I was just sitting there like I was like just chilling I was like really into the Christmas music I was in the spirit a little bit I was like

I think that you guys think I'm worse than I am I think I come across way worse than I actually like mean to Okay it was I could tell you right now it was just the The way that you order your food that was it The whole asking every time we go out to eat Every time you guys are like that was fine that was like There was no problem with that Yeah me is that one friend

We gotta be careful taking him out. I say one word to any waiter or waitress and everybody just goes. They just throw their hands up. Really? Yeah, me, it's gonna transform. It's gonna transform yummy into. I'm gonna be like, just tell me what you want and I'll tell it. I'll ask.

What do you want? I'll speak for you. Yeah, I'll speak. Yeah, at this point, we're gonna start pretending like you're mute and we're gonna speak for you so that you can learn from us. You learn from us because we're all respectful to everybody. I am probably the most respectful person here. I'm gonna be real.

Really? I am. What about me? I am. What about me? Thank you for her getting your fork. You didn't. Yes, I did.

I am still a yes, ma'am, yes, sir kind of guy. Why? Well, you're Southern, dude. Like, that's just like how you're raised. But I don't like looking random strangers in the eye. They're crazy. They're actually crazy. It was a waiter.

It was a fucking worker, dude. They're looking at me. They're like, what do you want to eat? By the way, by the everybody, this is, this is crazy to yummy. Um, would you like a fork or, uh, any napkins? They did, like, offer it. No. Yes.

Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. But not about yummy about another thing. Oh, you go ahead. It's real fast. It's real fast. The funniest fucking bit from that entire night was there was something beeping. And we just started going on bits about like, a dude. It was like, P.

And then someone was, I think it was Larry or Taylor was like, is there a truck in here, bro? And then Isaac was like, just to look back in the kitchen, just see a guy going, Looking at the entire Buffalo Wildwing starts moving backwards. It sounds stupid like when we say it, but it was the funniest thing on... It was like a machine. It was a machine. I never laughed so hard my entire life. Anyway, what are you going to get in the back?

A big truck or belly in a cap like... Yeah. And then you start dancing to the Christmas music. Where you guys want to go? We're moving the Buffalo Wild. That was really... It was a funny bit. Well, anyways.

Thanks. And the story, dude. story, dude, it was a fun night. I played Christmas music. I pranked all my friends and the waiters and it was awesome and that was fun to talk about. But yeah, anyways, um,

so what do you guys want to talk about? Can we go back tonight, please? It's still, it's going to be open by the time we're done. Wait, no. No. Why don't you go to Buffalo? I want to redeem myself and I want to say, hello, can I please have a number five? Hi, can I get a number two and, uh, weren't you?

You're the same person. Now, you were just bitch for like 30 minutes about how they should bring you forks and napkins like automatically and you want to go back yes you should I should be a boy I'm gonna go on a rant bro how do you go to buffalo fucking wild wings and you got one numb nut that orders tacos and another one that orders a burger what they sell tacos okay I'll be real I was under pressure he was scared it was at his fault dude I ordered chicken and they said oh we don't have chicken it's fucking buffalo What else am I gonna order? Wings! You idiot! They said we have no bread for the chicken.

I much of the tenders. Hey, hey. They didn't write down a single order and I had to tell her, wait, you can't make this? I ordered that. If I didn't tell her, then I would have never gotten food ever. I would have starved. They're like, what do you want?

Remembered it. Whatever. It was really funny. Because when we all walked over to the fucking, the music box, we all walked back afterwards and Larry never. got to place his order. I was to walk up.

That was my fault. She was there actively taking orders and he left. That was Larry's fault. I don't know. I mean, if it were me, if it were me serving, I would say, is your friend ordering something? I wouldn't. You don't get paid enough for that?

You don't get paid enough for that. You got to remember it's the buffalo wild wings. Blue 42! They were counting their chips in front of us sitting at the booth next to us like and blaming us for stuff when it was us actually yeah I'm sorry for getting us you know what I have to say though

Yummy's sour attitude caught up to him because when we went to a quick trip real fast Yummy stood at the fucking cash register for 10 whole minutes waiting like 20 I think I forgot you were there for like 20 because I've done bitch at 4 am. was like I need a pack of swisher sweets and then they couldn't find them

that she was looking for a pack of swishers for 20 fucking minutes Bro. How would you say it like that? Bro, yummy, ys. You hate service workers. You hate service everyone. It's gonna look for what thing for 20?

If you don't find it in five minutes, you probably don't have it. Give up. Give up. They found it, they didn't. They didn't find it. They didn't? No. Oh, damn.

She got a different flavor. Yummy. You're not that prioritized, bro. You had like two drinks, a little bit of candy, and then fucking five pieces of individual Why did you have those five leases cups? I put them back Treating It was the five cent candies in the bup in the bucket

It's and he grabbed a handful Like y'all have some of these and some chains I feel like you're like you're gonna stay those You're only like this was like service workers that are like Like if we go through like a fancy fucking steakhouse You'll be like you'll be given no spoon no no no food and you'll be like Okay okay and then we go to like some cheap

best fucking McDonald's. Where's my ketchup? Where is that ever happened? You fucking baby. When is that ever and funny enough you go to a nice restaurant

your fork, knife, a spoon, steak knife, other fork is all there laid out with your napkin on a nice white plate with your seat pulled out and your fucking ass gets oiled in the middle of your meal.

Would you like some parmesan on your salad, sir? Whatever you want, you're gonna get it. You want to know why? Yeah. Because the people who are good at their jobs Get hired at nicer restaurants

Because they know what the fuck they're doing The Buffalo Wildworkers I mean Buffalo Wild Wings are The Buffalo Wild Wounder Listen I love service workers Okay I feel bad because you don't get paid enough And you have to rely on tips

It's bullshit corporations should pay you more You guys do a great job Okay he has never worked a job in his entire life So if you want to judge him right now you can Because he's been a YouTuber Since as long as he can remember Yummy was birth with a headset on. Yeah, but I'd still give people

He was birth sponsored by Raycon, dude. This guy just, he doesn't know anything else. Yami was born with better help. I was too busy bawling? I haven't seen. What did he say? Coupon on having sex from honey. I was too busy playing basketball.

What did you play what? You guys know that. I was really busy model for Adam and Eve. It was a real thing. What the fuck did you just say? Relax. What you do you? I'm barely 20.

You know what the fuck? You're like 25. You're pushing fucking 30. Yomi. Yeah, I'm pushing me, dog. When's your birthday, Yomi? No, do. April 13th.

What year? 2000 is when I was born. Oh. I'm older than it. I'm gonna mention it. I'm gonna mention it, bro. I'm gonna what? This is the nail on the coffin.

Yommies laying. I'm about to do it. Here I go. Yommi's laying in this coffin. We put the top on and this is the nail. We were, fucking set we were talking about songs to play on this fucking thing and I'm like you know me yeah me says the lyrics he says move bitch get out the store oh oh my god dude you guys can't

have a fun time and make silly jokes oh my god oh my god Larry went to the bar set down in order to yeah you guys don't know how to have a fun time I'm sorry I literally sounded like a TikTok audio of hooray Like it was like move it's a floater And that makes you laugh doesn't it? That makes you laugh doesn't it? This is this is Yomi's like definition of a good time Move bitch get out the restaurant

And then I do what? And then I eat a toothpick It was so bad I was so shocked I never heard Yummy miss so hard in his entire life I'm sorry exactly where I wanted It was just because I'm not on your target I had my own target way over here No I think

I think Honestly you let me kind of hit on that one because it's still, I mean we're talking about it made us laugh. It's memorable. It's real. It's memorable as fuck. You love talking about you love riding me. You love stroking me. Enough goddamn talk about this stupid Buffalo

Wild Wings. I'm getting bored of saying that word over and over again. I'm so sorry. Because I said a single word in eight years. I'm sorry. I feel really bad. There was a little bit of a tanner. Wait, wait, wait, we all got to actively apologize. Sorry, drunk, sorry. Sorry, drunk. I apologize. I'm sorry. I didn't fit myself, dude. Straight bullets were flying at me left and right.

a matrix that shit for like half an hour. Red like, we like, we like, day like we like, grunk. Did we ever talk about how we like save the dog of life in San Diego? Oh my God. Why did we never talk about that? That was so long ago. Holy, holy God.

It came back into my head today because I was looking at my camera when I saw a picture of the dog and I'm like, we never talked about this. Okay, now now soft, Willie's going to have to sit here and grunk out for a little bit as we talk about this. Grunk out with your dog. I'll kick it off with the old. We were in San Diego at TwitchCon. And we were walking, we were walking late at night.

And Softbilly hates walking. So he went home. He got an Uber and he went home. No, because I was tired. And you guys were like, let's go to the beach. And let's have a fun time in San Diego at the beach. And I'm like, it's San Diego and the beach. What else is there in San Diego?

We went, yeah. San Diego beaches are kind of insane. The beaches were beautiful in San Diego. He didn't even see them. I was tired. Okay. Anyways. We're coming up

We're coming to yeah We walk to the beach We get to the beach and like there's this dog There's this dog walking So there's a wedding at this one place on the beach A dog walks up somewhere We're like what the fuck who's dog So we're like not chasing but we're walking towards it

And it's just walking in the streets at this point And we're like oh fuck like this is bad At an intersection there's a dog One knows who it is blah blah blah We chase it over We basically corner it and it's not like mad or like but it's like

it's clearly kind of like in distress it kind of looks like it has rabies yeah so we were like hesitant at touching it but we eventually touch you know like kind of stop it from going on and we're like we're like examining it and we're like okay shit what are we going to do like this is a lost dog

we're asking around no one's answering so we call of course like not emergency 911 the first time there are many times mistake. But the first time we call. A car like drove past us. We were like, hey. We call. We ask. We're like, hey, there's this dog here.

We don't know what's going on. We'll know who it is. You know, if you guys could just come here and get this shit out of here. It did have a bow tie, which is why we thought it was at the wedding getting married. It was a waiter. It was a little waiter. But anyways, I wouldn't have given him a tip. I would have given him a tip too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It'll call me a beast for nothing. Oh, I've seen that thing swing. Reality. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. To the moon. One-handed, slam dunk. Anyways, this dog, we felt around.

We were just kind of like petting it, like trying to calm it down somehow. And we feel like that its stomach. It's like bloated. We're like, what the fuck? Its dog is really fat today. And, you know, a couple minutes past, no police show up.

And then I'm like, I'm like touching a dog and I'm like feeling around its stomach. I'm like, why the hell are you so bloated? And I feel something forced back. And I'm like, holy fucking shit. This dog is pregnant. I'll be honest. It's kind of a dead giveaway when you see a bloated dog with boobies.

With big giant nipples. Well, it's never going to be fat. Okay. I just thought it like ate a lot of a wedding cake or something. So I called non-emergency again. It's like the second time. And it goes on to be like a third time. What do you go?

What is so goddamn? I don't eat the whole wedding cake. I thought I thought it cut the waiting cake and like to cut it and then Then walk the way what was the dog probably the dog's probably walking home The cat the dog loves the weddings The dog loves weddings he got a bow tie dog is famous for crashing wedding and he was she and she was pregnant She was pregnant she was drunk she was drunk I call like 9-1-1 once twice three times four times and we've been there for like an hour and a half

They eventually come they take it away that's the end of the story but this dog was like some of you know what I'm talking about where I'm like, I'm like floating in like in mid-air that goes around. Yeah, that was when you posted Instagram, right? Like shortly after San Diego.

You know what my job was that entire time when you guys were looking over the dog? And go get me some white claws. Go buy some fucking beers in this like scary part of San Diego. You got like a chocolate banana or something. I got a chocolate banana and like two packs of white claws.

I got to say though, I do feel bad for the dog because whenever the, so eventually the police officer did come. And she was like, she grabbed the, uh, the little snatch thingy. Yeah, that wraps around the dog. And it was really scared. Yeah, but I mean, it was for the better good. You can't really like, you can't calm a dog down and try to take it away. Also she.

You can't just like squid. Yeah. No. And also I might snip. It might fight and get angry and defensive and mad. But, um, yeah, no, that poor, I feel bad for the police officer by the same time I don't. She had another dog in the back. Dude, you're like a yummy 2.0 where you're like, I feel kind of bad, but at the same time, it's their job.

We were there for an hour and a half waiting for some one. We watch police cars multiple cross this intersection. But it wasn't her. No offense, but if you're a fucking cop and your job is to pick up a dog, like you have it pretty good. Yeah, I guess. Can I go pee? Yeah, you can go be. And on the contrary of a domestic violence call and then it's like,

beep boop, beep. Hey, my husband is armed and dangerous and he's beating the shit out of me. Can you come help? I would much rather go for the stray pregnant dog than the other one. Why? Do you not like helping people in the need? Do you like money? Are you for real? Just advocating for domestic violence.

Do some research and figure out why the hell I wouldn't respond to that call, dude. Because you're a man, dude. You're a man. No, I'm going to go talk on the door and it's a bad. You're a pussy. Hey, this is a LAPD. And then I'm dead. Through the door, I get shot at eight times.

LAPD. This is LAPD I'm stuck The dog got taken away We had a good night I was just a fun little side story You never talked about it I was from like for photos

Of the moment I just remember the whole time That Grunk was All Grump was doing Dude I got a chair That was at the bar Ruk did not at all Helped his like poor dog

He was just sitting there You were like Grunk doesn't give a shit about animals You stole that chair too You took that from like another fucking store I got that chair In case he got away it wouldn't go like away.

Like, remember I got like enclosed it. Okay. I guess. Take another look at the photo real quick. Had to try his ass up in there. He's literally the skirt. A drunk on a high chair where a tiny dog could go underneath.

Like the starter boss of like oldering. Yeah. But it was a fun. It was like a little side quest. You know, I'm sure I got some brownie points. Eight hours or something in the middle. Yeah, we got more.

Yeah, we came back. Okay. I got one. What? Grunk. Fuck, Mary Kill. Wegman's Walmart Target. What?

That's good. That's good. Okay. Mary Wegmans. Stop. Sorry. It is Wegmans. Yeah.

You're gonna marry. Fuck target. Yeah. And then you know Walmart. Adaboy. Grunk, how do you get paid $20 an hour at Wegmans? 22 and a half. It's because he busted his ass off.

On Sundays. I worked at a lumber mill and got paid $13. Okay. Wait. That was back when you worked, though. Do you know how many people have quit their jobs? Listen, man. I don't know how many.

A Big Mac where he lives is like $14, and a Big Mac where you lived was like six. Wait, really? No, you, I... The cost of living is definitely higher there. No, McDonald's was getting paid more than me. Got paid. Cost of living...

Where he used to live versus where he used to live. Wait, who? Me, Washington. Tanner. Taster. The cost of living where Grunk lives is higher than where Tanner used to live. My dinner at Chick-fil-A cost me like $11. My first job, I worked for $7.25 an hour.

because where you live there's a lot more money. Is that what you're saying? When you make more the local economy boosts the value of everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that, but are you saying that Tanner's was cheaper? Yeah, probably. It was a small town. But the thing is, I worked at a lumber mill, got paid $15.

And the McDonald's was 16 an hour. That's pretty messed up, dude. I'm pulling lumber off of a chain for like eight hours. Yeah, you were like, fuck, dude. Now you're belittling the hard. working McDonald's employees. I'm sorry, but a two by four hit me in the nose and I started bleeding. Um, Yomi, Yomi is the guy in the high throne positioning where you can just pick and point at

no, listen. You're doing job wrong. You're doing job wrong. Nick is so privileged that he was like, The Eliminati. I have an idea for YouTube video. Let's go work in a fast food place for a video. So we can, we can see what it's like to be a peasant.

Is that what I said? That's what Nick said. No. I was like, let's copy all other YouTubers that do that. And by the way, give Yummy some job experience because he treats every waiter like shit. I don't. I don't.

Listen, if you're a waiter or waitress and you've met me, you know, yummy, you give me vibes that if your order is a little wrong, you would send it the fuck back instead of bodying it and just... No. No. If you're a waitress...

If you're a waitress and... And Yummy came into your store and you got Yumbied, please make a video about your experience. Just yummyed. please make a video by your experience and explain to what your feelings and emotions. I'm at I hop, I'm like, where the fuck is my crayons and drawing board?

I want to draw while I wait for my chalky milk. I want my fucking chalky milk right now. What the fuck? Where's the orange? This is peach tea, baby. It's like low key, one of my favorites. Is that PC? Oh.

Yeah, it was like, the water was like to hear and I just did one scoop, so it would have been two. Damn, okay. Peach T is also my favorite aside from guacamole gamer fart. I'm a big blowhole, I'll be real. But it's like tropical bird. No, I genuinely don't feel. Okay, listen, I think I treat everybody very well and with respect.

Sometimes I do get a little angry about things, but. Every time. No, no, no, no, no. I think my issue is I have like too high of standards for people. Why do you have standards to begin with all the workers? I have an expectancy of what I would do. I know why. I know exactly why.

Where were you born and raised? What state? South Georgia, right where are you going to a diner? A diner and the waiters like, I know, you were some pumpkin pie. Oh my God. Dude, remember the lady in Jersey?

The sweet old lady in Jersey that was giving us all the food. I was not. He was like, you walked up. Yummy, that's the reason, dude. You're so used to the sweet, the sweet southern mother approach to, but you can't. I feel like you cannot expect that from both fast food workers as well as people are tired.

Fast food workers don't get a wats ass about their job. You don't go to buffalo wings, depending like a high sugar. You get what the fuck do? All I do is I don't look them in the eyes. I want to see yummy go to the lawful house and talk to them the way he does now. You're going to get a chair thrown at you, dude. I love that video. Listen, yummy, every time we're going to go out to dinner,

we're always going to say it's your birthday so that you get more experience and you can start developing your actual like, you know, your way of talking to fucking waiters and shit. This is way off topic. This is way off topic. But Nick, did you know that girl that caught the chair got fired? What? Yep. She didn't even get a bonus. She can get nothing. She got fired or it was either fired or There's a video of a written up maybe I don't know. Yes. Yes Okay, so Waffle House employees are known to be like the ser like the Marines of like fast food Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. Do you know why?

The Waffle House employees, Seal Team 6 Dude, they're like special... Special forces, dude, they like get taught, like, hand-hand combat or something like that in training. So there was this video of this girl that got a chair thrown at her, and she like deflected the energy of the chair and threw it past her and was like, what's up? You want to... No, no, no, no, no, no, she caught it. She caught it by the leg. Did she pulled it? Caught it by the leg. It stopped in midair, like... Did it?

She didn't throw it down? No, no, no, no. That makes it even worse. This is the blonde girl, right? Yeah. Wow. How many chairs are getting thrown at Waffle House workers? I found the video.

That's insane. If you, if you watch any. Maybe Cam should put it up. Cam should definitely put it up on the screen. Can put up this. Waffle House girl. Audio listeners at home, I'm sure you've seen it, right?

I used to go to Waffle House every single night and they loved me. You want to know why? Because I'm fucking gangsta. Oh, I'm going to say this right now. If you look up any awesome fight compilation, there is at least one clip of a Waffle House. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, all the time. Waffle House is like, it's the training grounds for people and also the, yes, Tanner. Can we please go to Waffle House tonight? There's no Waffle House here. I'm sure if we go to Tours Austin, Isaac. I'll look at it. I'll look at it right now. I just hate some.

Oh, yeah, I'm not saying we could go right now. I'm just going to look up. Oh, they're, it's a little far away. I'm not going to do it. I don't want to like accidentally. Geolocate docs, but it's not back. No, I can't eat Waffle House unless I'm like drunk or something. Okay, I want to be honest though.

This is way too greasy. The food is mid. You need waffles. You need waffles there. No, you actually are supposed to get the Philly cheese steak sandwich. Oh. You have four skin, dude. You know what that means. And then you get the chopped and and smothered and covered.

Oh, my radar. My radar's going off. You have a fucking, you have a fucking, I will show you my winner later. Hey. And you have four skin. No, I don't. And it probably stinks.

Okay. Why would a Philly cheese steak indicate for skin? Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. I have to use the story. Should we tell the story? I think we've told it before.

It's a patty melt. It's a patty melt. Person one in person two. That's what we're going to call these guys. I have a pink head. So we go to a waffle house. Nick, Nick comes over to my house. Person one and two are with me.

So we go to Waffle House. I'm like, can I get the waffle? Nick's like can I get the waffle Person one can I get the American cheeseburger Person two can I get the hamburger Turns out person one and two aren't cut They got big old hoods Not circumcised

I'm telling you it's It's a test Willie and I circumcised Wow holy shit Oh my god your experiment of four human beings Just to fucking change the whole world And yummy honest to God though Have you ever heard of a fucking joke dude yummy

Have you ever heard of a fucking joke dude yummy Have you ever heard of a fucking joke? Ever heard of a joke? How about you Google for a joke and read the description? I don't even get it. Yo, yummy. How about you show me your penis? Oh,

do not show him your penis. Shoranger's penis, bro. Ever heard of Shrodinger's cat, bro? Or it's like, is a cat circumcised or not? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yesterday said, texted me Shrodinger's balls. No way.

Rolling. Wait, this is Strodinger's balls right here, because that just happened and then Schrodinger penis in this... I don't know what Shrodinger is. Shroding-Dong? Okay, listen. What the hell? Shrodinger is an experiment.

It was with a cat in a box. Yeah, and it's basically like if you don't observe something, then it technically didn't happen yet. That's not even real. No, it's the same thing about like if it does a tree fall when it's around. Don't go back to that analogy. That one pissed me off.

That pissed me off. That's like the world doesn't render behind me until I turn around. No, that's real. That is real. Oh my God. Listen, listen. Listen, no, no, no, no, no, no, you do know. Look behind me, bro.

I'm looking forward. Look behind me. You can try to explain your stupid little philosophy bullshit. It's a way to time. It's not philosophy. It's not philosophy. It's, it's a theory. It's a theory about it. I'm ready.

Go ahead. If no one is there to observe something happened, how can you say that it happened? It's like, therefore, you don't have to see the tree on the ground. Yes, but then you're recording, you are recording it. Your eyes are witnessing it, which is allowing for it to happen. What Nick, what Nick is trying to say is that if you, if you are not, you are not, you are not recording the information using any five of the senses, then therefore it did not happen. But that is a real theory.

So if I shoot and kill 14 people, but I close my eyes and then nobody's around, it never happened. Well, the information of the gun going off and you feeling the gun and other people may be seeing the gun too. No, no, I have earplugs. I have really loud music. And there's a line of people and I don't know where they're at. Yummy.

The other people are recording that information, yummy. Yeah, me. Yes. They are also blindfolded and I've written their ears out. Yeah, yeah. Listen, how if a tree fell and no one was around, how can you prove that there was a sound made? Wood on the ground. No, no, but you, okay, listen, but that is where it's the, it's like uncertainty principle. Like, that's what it comes up.

I'm trying to, dude, think like this, take a psychedelic thing like this and you will literally go into a tunnel and kill yourself. I'm what I'm team. I'm team explaining the concept. I don't think that's even a valid theory on any grounds whatsoever. It's just like the most lame, boring shit of all time. It sounds like you're about to jump into a simulation theory. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Because if I'm not mistaken, this could be a totally different experiment, but it's called the double slit experiment where when you observe a particle, a photon that's being shot through a slit,

it can either act as a wave or a singular proton. No. There's a one in multi-million trillion chance of your hand passing through a wall because the atoms lined. Also, the Waffle House is open 24 hours. Is that real? Yes, there is. You guys don't know anything. What?

You guys are speaking gibberish. Oh, my gosh. Your head is stuck on the camera. Oh, whoa. Let me explain to you some reality. Are you ready for, you ready to see this? He's about a spitz of facts. Look out.

You have a timeline. Your life is a timeline. It's one bar. Munch. What you think your life is is a tree with multiple different choices. Like one of them, uh, before dawn video games or whatever the fuck. Fate is set. You can't choose anything in your life because this is what happens.

You're born in a bubble. In that. bubble, you got things around you that you can touch, feel, pick, choose. They make you feel so real and good. I want to eat the cookie today. Hmm, I chose to eat a cookie. No, you didn't. You were going to be making, you were just supposed to eat that cookie.

You believe in life being predetermined? He believes in the single line, the single. In your conscious, you chose it. No, no, you didn't. This is what my belief is. This is pre-this-set fate. How can you have that, though? That is real.

Because listen to me. Listen to it. The only thing that makes the reality beyond every second that you live, reality is your own brain, bro. You're just making shit up just because you think that you can or would have done it, but you never would have because it never would have existed in the first place. Bars? All right. Listen. Who did you get that?

So let me ask you a question, Yami. You think, you think that you, so you don't believe in free will. You believe in no term. But you have free will to do. You have free will. No, you don't. You want to go walk out on an interstate and get hit by a card that was supposed to happen. You can't prove it.

But you can't prove it. You can't prove it. You can't prove it. You can't prove it. You can't prove it. Literally, literally all of you. No, I'm with you. I'm agreeing with you.

You know how much computing power would take for someone to like determine every single? It did. It goes beyond. It goes beyond. It goes beyond computing power. What do you be computing power? Who made the universe? God.

That's what. God did. Oh shit. Guess what? But guess what? We need Joe Roggin on this thing right now. God did not use Windows Vista. God did not use Windows XP. Can I pause real quick and point out something I think is really funny?

Yeah, go way, man. Is that we started, we talked about, like, Waffle House chairs, and then five minutes later, we started talking about Schrodinger's box and the universe. Because it led into Shurger's dick, like I told her, show his penis. And we're talking about Yummy's pink fucking tip. And that is somehow letting it too. And good buy ad revenue on this. video. Larry. It's here. It's fine. I haven't started, man. You only mentioned this.

If you are... Tipper racer. Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna tell me that you are cut, but you will not prove it, I'm gonna assume your fucking cut, or uncut. Excuse me. Nope, you already said it. That's like Schrodinger's dick joke. Shrodinger's penis. So I'm gonna be a Schrodinger gaslighter and tell you that I don't care. You, your wiener isn't real. I'll show you. Yeah, because you can see it. Tener can vouch. You've seen it five times. Six. Okay, but it's because he recorded the information, dude. I heard your wiener was green

That's what Tanner told me was green Okay there's a rumor going around That it is green I think It's green and to the left Yeah It's a little liberal And it's green

I think Nick uses like fake rings And puts in on his cock We get cock rings Bro, you're the one with the cock ring magazine Can we stop talking about bad words So we make money? Oh my God We have to keep the signal

For another 10 minutes So the YouTube reviewer has to skip To the end and then they don't hear this Okay that's true All right that's fine So there was a puppy that I saw There was a really cute puppy Oh

Wait I have a funny story I want to hear about it I've been exploring the world of Reddit recently and it is really fucking funny because I there's a Reddit call

that well that's our slash well that sucks and an Amazon worker literally falls into a septic tank like somebody's open septic tank like 10 feet down to the ground he's covered in poop and shit and he has to wait five hours

for not poop but also shit poop and shit poop and he has to wait like hours hours on end to wait for the fire, the fire people. And he was like, man, I hope they don't make me finish this route. And Amazon literally says, no, you got to finish the route. As soon as he's

out. So he's covered in poop having to drop off like hundreds of houses of packages. Dude, he should be suing that family, dude. Yeah, open septic tank. Where is it? Like a hidden trap door under the front door? He said it was a pressure plate and then pistons open up. That was actually

it was a Mark Roberer prank. He probably tried steal package and he found this septic tank that Mark Rover put. The poopy septic tank. You get like a bunch of sprinkles on you and you get on this other shit. A little bit of music, the iconic music where it's like, ding, ding, ding, yeah, Mark Rover music. I made a poopy septic tank.

As you can see, look at this robber as he's trying to steal my package. What they didn't know is that I worked at NASA for 13 years before making the poopy septic tank. That sounds like a Japanese game show prank. Crazy meatadian video. Yeah, there's a meat canyon. That's a spin-off.

Meekin would do that. It's been 47 years to have the concept of the idea. But we have finally finished the final product. We finally perfected it. And as you can see, from all 70 of my different camera angles, you can see as he slow motion falls into the poopy septic tank. And it's like boiling hot and he burns alive and dies. He turns it to like a bag of body.

bones. So did you guys corn cannot be digested? Yeah, and it's gross and if you eat corn, you literally eat zero anything and it's awful. Like, for the first time recently I pooped and I actually saw the corn. Yeah, it's the kernel. You can't digest like the skin

of the kernel. It was gross. What's wrong with corn? I eat corn. I hate corn. They just go straight through you. I like corn's good. I like corn. Cajing corn from Wing Stop. They have these bites. They're really good. Dude. They're, did I ever tell you

guys about that time I ordered some wings and I got 40 fucking wings and I got some of those Cajun things as well I ordered like I ordered 15 lemon pepper and the delivery driver the door dasher ended up bringing me someone else's order and it was like 40 of totally different wings and those Cajun um corn yeah the corn you eat it all oh my god aren't they how much like Keencin year probably got absolutely torn apart and ruined someone's party was totally there was like catered five 10 wings and they got 12 lemon pepper boneless wings They're all sitting waiting and they just get 15 lemon pepper instead of like the hot ones. They have to do that thing from Christmas vacation and pretend to enjoy it.

So they cut up the like the little bonus wings and like share it as a family. I will say this. I'll say this. New Jersey's wing stop has way better lemon pepper than Austin's. No, the New Jersey diner were had the best wings of my entire life and all their best food. You love that diner, man. I was also that was the diner where Larry couldn't eat a single fucking food. I ordered like 40 things and didn't even eat it.

Yeah, he couldn't eat because it was fucking braces in his teeth. Dude, Larry was like borderline starving. He's like, Nick, can we please go get me some food, please? And we kept forgetting. He's like, ramen, something, please. And we just kept. No, we went. We were like, can we go get some food?

We go to get food. And he's like, I can't eat it. My teat hurt. Yeah, that's why I was asking for ramen or anything soft because it was hard to bite down. Eventually, we had to just put a rotissory chicken in a blender and spoon it down his throat. But it was liquidy. I drink it all. But you have your braces off now, right?

I do. Do you feel better with that? I thought they were still in there. No, they're gone. Not they're gum. You don't taste that when you make out with him tea? No, I don't taste them. I don't suck in his teeth.

I wonder. If you have braces, have any of ever had braces? Does that feel weird to run your tongue over the braces? It feels cool. It's kind of like a little like an oral fixation. It's a little bling. It's a little bit of a bling.

But when you eat, it's annoying because you get shit stuck in the brace. It's like it's on the wire, dude. I would hate eating chicken, because chicken would always get stuck and then you just have to go to the hassle. When I would wake up, like blankets would be like caught in my braces.

Yeah. What do you mean blankets? Like the fabric. Like the fabric. Like you know, if you're stepping on like a really old house floor and like your sock picks up or like gets like a splinter in it

and yet like pulls out like some of the string from the sock, it's like that but with you teeth. Or if you have like kind of like a hang nail like low key and then you like run it across fabric it kind of like picks on it. Yeah, that hurts a lot. Okay, imagine everyone at home, pain test. You grab a hangnail and it goes all the way up to your head.

All right, yo, pain test, pain test, you take a toothpick and you put it under your toe nail. I actually felt it. And then you speak to your muscles against ass wall. Put a toothpick and kick a wall. All right. Dude, that's an old. Pain test.

Paper, paper cut right in between your fingers. Lemon, squeeze, like it's, Calamari, psalver it. What about paper cutting your gums? Ew, stop. What about the little thing under your tongue? What about taking the thing under your tongue and cutting it with scissors? Yup.

Oh, that's gone. Mine's gone. I had to get mine cut. This is what that's what I'm like. This is as far as Isaac's tongue could go. Yep. Okay, I'll talk about real quick. At the same time, dude, I literally, I stress tested my entire mouth.

Remember when I got my wisdom teeth out? Yeah. Yeah. For everyone I was saying, oh, the wisdom teeth don't hurt. I was in bed for a week. I couldn't even move my arms. Shut up, bro. That shit was,

that shit was Dutu. I was in pain for maybe an hour. No, no, no, no, no, a hard. It was not,

it was not that bad. Weren't you? I was better by day two. Didn't they give you percocets to take? Yeah, they did. Moody purses day. I didn't take any medication, though.

No, they gave me five milligrams and I'm six foot four. That's low. That's really low. That's nothing. My sister got 30s. My sister got 20.

30s are, fucking illegal, you pool? No, they're not. Dude, you've never met you out with a gasp bypass? Dude, I know, um, he's a pharmacist, but he's not licensed. Oh, so a drug dealer. Nice, man.

That's really offensive that you don't. Shut up. Anyways, go back to topic. I got my wisdom teeth out and my tongue snipped. Same time. So I was really feeling it. What? Don't repeat it.

Don't repeat it. We're still doing so good. I didn't say anything. You have a list, I don't can't say anymore. I have real, dude, I, if you listen to my old videos versus in January of 2021, you'll hear a Lisp and then January 2021. What if it's like super noticeable? Like, we don't remember it. We look back and you're like, so everybody, we're going to be doing the new Discord video.

Discord. You bring calls. Discord break calls. That was really fucking funny. But dude, it was, I had a slight Lisp and I had struggled like talking forever. and then in January of 2021, I could barely talk. Isaac used to, it got better. Isaac, you used to be able to say when you were a kid, you'd say ladle instead of ladder, right?

Yeah, I still can. I'm a natural at that. I've seen a whole bunch of TikToks making fun of the accent. Like, it's a huge funny thing. And literally is not. It's literally not. You're like bullying kids at that point. No, it's a little funny.

It's coming from you who bullies waitresses and waiters. Whoa. Well. The fact that you're comparing. I think the children is a little offensive as well. I'm just going to say that. Well, I'm offended because I'm not including this conversation. You're literally lowering them to the status of a child.

What is wrong with you? They're trying their best and they're working as hard as they can. I think I treat people better than all of you combined. Why? Why me? I'm a respectful person. Welcome to Factor Cap. I'm just saying shit at this point.

I don't know. Do you believe you honestly think that? Do you think I'm, you always remind me? You reminds me of this character from adult swim that I always say. It reminds me of the fucking. He's a soda can from meat hero, super, whatever it is. Super meat guy, grocery shopping.

Spood Billy, dude. Your shake from Aquitine Hunger Force. Yes! What did you? That's the one. That's the one. Can we get fan art? Can we get fan art of yummy a shake?

What did he do? Can we, oh my gosh. Can we please be recreated by like those two papers? Why am I him? I don't know. It's just funny. I want grunt to be meat bomb. Grunk's meatwad.

Yeah. Grunk can be meat. Yeah. You will. You will, if you look up a picture They're gonna worry about it. I always got scared of it whenever it would come on. Yeah, when I watched it,

I felt like I was gonna get in trouble like somebody was gonna walk in. Yeah, it was taboo in my house, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Isaac had parental settings on everything. If you try to look at any. All right. New house show, Aquitin, Hunger Force.

You bust her not to Ninjago, man. You want to talk about that? I want to do it. Wait, guys, we're doing so good. We're doing so good. Bro, you can't be talking like that, man. I don't even hear about eight of the podcast. What?

What? You already mentioned it. It's been a thing in my videos. Oh, um, the fact that that was the first time and I didn't even know what's happening. Moving on. You know what is that?

Michael Jordan won the 90, 1996 NBA finals and got glazed. Michael B. Jordan wasn't even a lot. He even 1996 glazed. He got glazed. He got glazed in 4J. Well, I'll show you the photo of, um, of, uh, Jordan.

He's got the trophy in his hand. He's just glazed all over. It was champagne. No one was got glazed. Anthony Davis got glazed in the locker. Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. I wish I was Anthony Davis.

Oh, my God. No, you don't. No, you don't. That's like the funniest video of all the time. That is the funniest. You've ever seen that? Just search up Anthony Davis locker video. That's it.

Don't look it up. Don't look it up. Don't even look it up. Do not. Don't listen to fucking layered up. Listen to me. Listen to me. Trust me.

Trust me. I got you. You always have them like fucked up video. I think we should dedicate this episode to all the waiters and waitresses across the world. If you work any sort of customer service at all, including, you know, taking people's orders and stuff like that, if you're a waitress or whatever. God bless your soul. You run this country. Listen, I'll be honest as well.

And this is just coming from observation also and also working in it at one point. You could do everything right and still get to zero tip. So, you know, just. The fact that people don't tip. If you don't tip, if you deserve the electric chair. Yeah, the fact that people do not tip blows my goddamn mind. Yeah, if you're one of those people, please get the fuck off this podcast. Stop listening to us.

Okay, our viewers just dropped to four. We have none. No, I, I, everybody should tip 100%. Well, if you go out, that's a luxury, you deserve. I hate that people have to tip. What? And that's because corporations that make billions of dollars a year do not pay their fucking employees enough to the point where citizens of America have to pay their fucking salary. You know how dumb that is?

The redistribution of wealth is so screesome. root up. It's messed up, dude. He's spitting it. It's wrong. No, no, he's actually starting the conversation. Let him rip it. Keep going. Do you tip the, oh, do you, me? Yeah, go ahead, drunk. Nick, do you tip the people like the retail workers when you're literally just buying an item you checked out? And then they turn around the sad iPad. Um, I, I say no. So for example, so, um, like, I'll go, you guys know a gongcha is the boba place. Yeah. They'll do this every single time. They'll turn around the iPad or whatever.

It's like 25, 80%. Dude, it's 30%, 25, 20, or like 15 or none. And depending on who takes my order, like, okay, I love the boba pearls. So I have been a person who asked for triple boba before. And it fills up the thing like halfway. Ew. And I saw her face, the way that she looked at me as I asked for triple. So I give her like 15%.

I think it was like 20%. I don't want to feel judged for that. But other times and there's a nice person, yeah, you're going to get 30% because like it's only what, three, four extra bucks? I don't,

I don't do that because I feel like it's like the amount of work it took does not deserve like $4. So how I look at it, right? I'm looking at the demographic behind who's helping me. If I see that they're like a kid that's in high school. But I'm looking at them, I'm like if you look like you're a kid in high school or like a kid in college or something like that,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, what about, what about the lady at, uh, Denny's? No, that always breaks my heart. Didn't even work there. People, really, really old people are working in like the fast food stuff that actually makes really sad. Wait, what Denny's? Which one? Is that there? Yeah, you were there. In June. In June, Austin, Texas. Oh my God. When we were there, yeah, with the fart corner. Yeah, I remember that. Dude, there was like a six-year-old woman working that. So many-year-old woman who doesn't even work there.

She was doing a favor. She was doing a favor. She was doing a favor for her friend. I caught in for my friend, but now I have to go make a chicken fried steak at 4 a.m. For no fucking reason. She had to cut a hole in the ground and get the salmon and fucking cook it. I asked for the salmon. That was a dick. That's when we started making jokes. That's when we started making jokes about like going back in the back and like cutting a hole in the asphalt and like getting up.

And that's when we actually went into the back and almost cut a hole. I was like, can you make a salmon? And she was like, no. Dude, that's so sad. I remember that shit. I totally forgot about that. I have another controversial take. Okay, this is, this is, it's not that controversial.

It's not that controversial, but you have to, I understand why the system is in place. It's for people that are like really stupid. But the fact that tip percentage is based off of total dollars spent and not based off of people present and or plates brought to the table doesn't make any sense to me. Because if I buy an $80 filet mignon with no sides, and I'm tipping 15% of that, versus if I buy two burgers and five sides of fries, it's literally half the price, but I'm tipping more for the fucking piece of meat this big

that was brought out on one plate. You said filet mignon. That's a good point. Flay minion. So I think that there should be, it's a system that's in place because people are dumb, and they wouldn't be able to calculate that.

So they're like, I'm just 15%, I guess, have the whole term, total order. You know what I'm saying? Come on guys. Yeah, I know it makes, I understand what you're saying. It's like, but at the same time, it, it should go off the way. I'm going to be honest. I totally lost the point.

I didn't listen to it. I was too busy thinking about the fact. Okay, Nick, if you order, if you order a $300 steak, like I do, just put a of a slide of meat on there and make sure it doesn't burn. You put on the plate and you bring it to the table versus eight burgers to orders a side fries, some pickles. Oh, she's saying the amount of effort equates to you. Oh, she's saying the amount of effort equates to that.

I can understand, but at that point, man, just tip based on that then. I mean, you'd be seen as a shitty fucking tipper, but, you know, I agree with certain rules. Like, gratuity will be taken based on a large party because sometimes... That's great. That's the best rule ever. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, but, yeah, I think you'd just be seen as a shitty tipper, man.

That's about it. Like, you didn't really do much. You just brought me a plate. Thanks for the steak. Thanks for the steak. Here's $500. Dude, you know what's actually worse than tipping $0? Tipping $0.0.000.

That's... I saw a picture. This was like something I'd make Lairie left. It was like a $26 order. It was like 2430. And the tip was negative 4.30. The total was $1.00. It was like a discount.

It was like a discount. It was not, bro. Yeah. Yeah. No, bro. That was so good. That was so good. Honestly, honestly, listen, if I was a worker, I would not be mad at that.

That would make my day. And I don't see. I'd be fine. I'll take the laugh for it to I used to have an order at Taco Bell where I knew the exact price of what I would order and it was 1199

and at the same what I would go to every single time it was would you like to round up to the nearest dollar to donate to the kids for education every single time I'd say no I always say no No but that's real because CVS It was one cent dude Dude it was either CVS or Walmart

bro or not Walmart Walgreens Bro did you know there's a giant scam going around where they would ask you to round up and like donate to pick to like to a cause or whatever they're actually recouping their money on giving back to a charity did you know well they're also getting tax breaks by yeah i was about to say a jillion dollar company they're paying for my charity for my tax break yeah you're paying for their tax write-offs by yeah yeah don't do yeah honestly the only way i would ever condone charities if you actually look into the charities go do it yourself do what actually know what no don't even yeah actually bring a lot of cash to like a doctor

in a hospital don't even donate to half of these fucking Don't bring it to a hospital. No, don't go to a hospital. They're the worst, they're the worst, Isaac. Dude, okay, then give it to the kid. I don't know. Did you know that when you go to a hospital, for example, when you get like a $20,000 bill, you can say, no, I'm not paying that. Give me the real bill. Give me the itemized bill. Say that. Next time you go to a hospital. Dude, they have everything marked like, what, $3,000? Yeah, they get $500 with a tile or whatever.

I know this TikTok hack. I'm about to fool this guy. Give me the itemized bill. And it's like triple what it was before. Because I follow Jack from the fucking goddamn hospital on TikTok. Oh, god damn. Those are funny. Those are funny. And I'm going to comment and it's like, I will never credit you when I use this, bro.

My chick-flowers getting cold. Let's wrap this whole on. You have chick-flake. Code group, 10% off gamers subs. Oh, wait. Can I see something in the code? Can I say something about the code? Can I say, this is insider information here.

Guys, code group is top 10 codes used in GamerSups. You guys literally, Like, please, I'm gonna ask this in the nicest way. Don't, don't spray paint it. Don't do anything horrible. But like in the morning, you know, like you go to class in the morning. You're able to draw on the whiteboard

before the teacher comes in. Bro, I want to see some of you guys do that shit on the whiteboard before, like, fucking class starts. I don't agree. I think a teacher's gonna look it up and you see that. And if you get bullied, it's not our fault. It is not our fault. I'll take the hit.

I'll take the hit. Literally go to the time. 14. Huh? All right. I'll be real. Let's just, let's just bring back. And blow hole blast is really good.

It is. It is good. It is good. It doesn't smell like whatever he said in the beginning. Okay, I'm gonna just shut my mouth. Move on. Anyway, guys, thank you for joining us for another successful podcast episode. We will see you next week.

Got a lot of stuff in store. Got a lot of cool things ready. We will see you guys soon with awesome cool videos and shit. Are we gonna brofist it out? Yeah, but brofisting later. Can we wait for watching? Can we ask? I was going to say, when viewers at home, can they brofist us too and like brofist their TV or something?

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