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#4 - YUMI IS ALIVE?!?! GRUNK GOES ON A DATE??

March 25, 20220 comments♥ 0
00:00Quickly, I'm really proud of us.We are four episodes strong.That's the one.That's four weeks.I've contributed to every single one.You died in like episode one.Yeah, you're supposed to be dead.What are you doing?
00:12I don't even remember.You're like Brian from Family Guy.You're the Brian of the group.Yomi, you've been moving for like before we even had the podcast.Sorry.I picked up a lot of boxes and I walked really, really far.You walked?Wow.
00:26You walked all away?Yeah, from last.Vegas to Tennessee.Welcome everyone to episode 24 of the group chat podcast.I am joined today by my silly minions.Banana.Sorry.Wow.
00:43Sorry.I have a delicacy in my hands.I am drinking a strawberry milk.Procane.Nesquick?Oh, never mind.I'm drinking water.I'm drinking water.
00:52Well, I'm drinking gamer subs.Oh, there we go.I'm drinking my new.I'm drinking my new.out of my new selfie girlGamerSubs Shaker Cup. I'm drinkingguacamole gamer fart.9,000.
01:07What code do I useif I want to get it?You use code group for 10% off yourpurchase of a gamer shop.That's a lot. That's a lot of percentage on.What is it, babe? What is it my sweetbaby? What is it my sweet baby?What'd you say, babe?
01:22Is there a new cup coming out tomorrow?Oh, I'm glad you asked my sweet little insect.Yeah, there is a new little cup coming out.It's a little babe called the selfie girl.She's flashing her boobs at me.I'm looking at him.Wait, wait, wait, wait, bitchy.What is, what is it?
01:38What is it?How big is it?Oh, they're something.Hey, what are you talking about, Larry?I'm talking D's.I'm talking, they're popping out of there.I'm talking V cuts.I'm talking.
01:53Like when I looked at it, I was like,we're talking ease.Hold on, hold on.there is a question in the chat.Tanner, where can I get this cup?You can go to gamersubs.com.You can put use code group.Wait, is that the actual one?
02:08Gamersubs.com.I think it's gamersuffs.com.We'll see here.Gamersubs.Gersubs.com.Gamerysups.Click on the cup.
02:19Format.Dot com redirects.It's all good.I want to let you guys know that if you type ingamersoups.com,it will redirect you.Try it out.Like the meal.
02:30S-O-U-P-S-O-U-P-S.com.Also, if you go toMattnagy.com,it will alsoredirect.It will alsoGamerself.com.
02:40What?What?But in all seriously,use code group,it helps us out.They're going to dosomething crazy for us.All right.
02:52I'm just going to let them knownow.All this money is goingto Grunk's college fund.Wait.Grunk's entire family went bankrupt.Grunk's going to art school, man.Yeah, we're trying to help you go and get a digital.
03:04Yeah, that's really expensive.A graphic design, Me too.I'm going to be the first to say it.Grunks going to make the new Discord logoin the future.You guys aren't ready for it.You guys are not ready for it.You guys are ready for.
03:14I saw that grunk, by the way.Didn't you make the old Twitter logo once?They made us make Twitter.That's awesome.You can hear me?Someone in chat said, seriously?For real?Wait, are they up? Hold on.
03:29Gamer stops. Big T strawberry slurp.I can see that happening.They already have a strawberry.I am literally a strawberry.Yeah, wait, hold on now.Oh, yummy, I don't give a rat's ass.I'm like made to be a flavor.Dude, we can make the whole campaign that we got Yomi's body from the car crash
03:43and then we just squeezed it into a cup.Oh, it can be an animated short.Oh, baby.Write this down, guys.Write this down.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.So, Yomi, explain to us what happened from your perspective.me getting in the car accident
03:59yeah yeah well like I saidI walked across the entire countryso it was like some final destination type shitlike five 18 wheelerslike flipping towards me on the interstateand I died for like three weeksand now I'm hereI woke up in the podcast
04:13dude okay it's gonna sound badright imagine yummy like walking on theon the sidewalk and then a giant tirestarts bouncing towards himboom boom boomit's coming knockshis face plans right it to be assfulwhy
04:26why are there always videospeople getting hit by tires out of the blue.Dude, you know how unlucky?Where do they come from?It sounds like such an uncommon thing,but it happens more awesome than you can see.I see it.I'm sorry,
04:3720 clips of it.Think of this.Like, there's so many on camera.Think about the amount off camera.Like, how often does it happen?Magic tires are going wild.I'm going to hit by a big tireand no one's solid.
04:48Yeah, no. I think 1.3 billion peoplegot hit by a spare tires.Yeah, actually, justjust a deer alone.Wait, that makes me question.That makes me question, grunk,since you thought about that, you know the movie Tire?I don't die.
05:01Really?That's why they made the movie.Are you lying right now?Look at it.You know the movie Tire?Are you trying to lie right now, Nick?I'm not.No, it's a horror movie about a tire.
05:11Yeah.Look up.It goes and kills people.It's called rubber.Oh, it's called rubber.It's real.It's called rubber.It's the same thing.
05:19Tire.This is stupid.Nick.I actually, I actually think you'd be like,wait, Grom,now you mention that.It's actually true.If something happened,
05:26it's off camera.Technically never happened becausethat makes a lot of sense.Isaac brings up a really good point about,you know,Shored Njur's cat.I don't know if you were heard of that.Grunk.
05:37But basically,yeah.Okay,someone can like,here we go again.I'm not going in there.I'm not going to go.I'm not going to sit.
05:45I understand that right now.We're going to let you do that right there.Have you guys ever seen that TikTok of that one guy?He said,no, show me the tit on a strawberry.Have you ever seen that before?No.That's like, that's bad TikTok humor.
05:59That's the worst.That's like millions of likes TikTok humor.The context was simply put thatsomeone said that they preferred strawberry milk over,you know what I'm talking about?Strawberry milk is good.Dude, you guys are so weird.Like, why?
06:12Bro said context.Bro he evaluated the fucking joke.He was that saying it.Wait, did I miss something?I feel like I missed something.I think I actually genuinely missed something.Yeah, I think he had a telepathic mind reading.No, bro.
06:37It's just like, I think I was trying to explain it.Well, have you evaluated and dissected?Really, the context was actually there the whole time, you know.Bro.Holy Jesus Christ.So Tanner.Yeah, man.You tripped out yesterday.
06:51What happened, man?What's going on here?I took.I took 13 edibles last night.No.And I actually.I just.Okay,
07:04Okay,Kiann, put that picture upAre we gonna talk about?Listen, yeah, it's really important.Last night, last night,I was crying,I was laughing for two hours.There's a recording of me
07:13that's two hours longof just straight laughing.It's just laughing the whole time.I don't even think I said likehow many words?Larry,Larry took one full send gummyand he lost it mind.
07:25He took one milk boy's virginity rocks,gummy bear.Green to hell.That's,dude.He started telling us there was one billion gaming YouTubers.He did.He argued with us about nothing.
07:40He tried telling me there was one billion people that have a YouTube channel dedicated to gaming.And we didn't say anything.We didn't say anything.He didn't say anything.I didn't.I didn't know.I didn't know what to say.What do you want me to say, bro?
07:55He just started laughing as hard as he possibly too.We went on sending gifts of skeletons in different forms and sponge boxes.No, hold on, hold on.It wasn't just skeletons.It was Marr from home alone getting electrocuted that got him absolutely rolling for like 45 minutes.Every single picture that we found was like a different POV with like a different face,but it was still Mar from home alone getting electricuted.There's from 30 different frames.
08:28It was like, you're like,one that part is a monitor and take a photo with his phone.And it would get different angles of the same phone.Oh,on the same phone.And then the sponge ball.And then the sponge ball one's rolled in.We got him with this one.
08:55Oh, my God.Dude.Ready?There's too much off-camera contextthat these are going to miss.Unfortunately, sorry for the audio listeners.They are posting photos.Yeah, for the YouTubers,
09:10Cam, put all those gifts we just posted in there.That would be delightful.You're going to say divine.I just lost my mind for saying.Yeah, no, that's too funny not to bring up.Marv getting electrocuted screenshots.Look it up if you have free time.It's so good.
09:25It's really funny.Marr, getting electric kid is the best.It is so, it's peak humor.It actually is.Holy.Yeah, me, I got to tell you something, man.All right.You should be dead right now.
09:36I'm going to be 100% real.I told an entire audience that you were dead, and they're expecting you to be dead.Your mom reached out to me and, like, asked me to make an appearance at your funeral.You shouldn't be alive.Nice words.My mom would not want any of you at my funeral.Oh, really?Yeah.
09:53Is your mother binging with Babish?Is your mother that Nicholas guy, Nick Giovanni or whatever, who makes...Yeah, she buys really big cheese wheels.I fucking love cheese wheels.And eat some.And just cheese them all.Wait, hold on.Unhinges your jaw and has a big, like, jolly rancher...
10:13I mean, a jawbreaker...I mean, a jawbreaker size.It's just a jaw for one, easy, wincy, little jolly ranch.I don't know what I was going to say after that.You guys are off the Goopcast tonight, for real.You know me.Chilling in the dead face in front yard.Chilling in the yard with my chuckle sandwich.
10:37Having a cold one, dude.Having a cold one with my chuckle sandwich.In the yard, eating a chuckle sandwich and having a cold one.Sucks.Where does group chat even fit into that?Talking to my group chat.Talk to my church.texting the group check in the yard.
10:57My chuckle sandwichhaving it to the cold one.Talking to Joe Rogue.Talking to Joe Rogue.I just ran across my mind.So anyway,yummy, tell us a little bit about yourhouse endeavor.
11:10What's been going on with that?How are you doing?Did you find out of bed or are you stilllaying on a mattress?I did.I bought a bed two days ago.I got an expensive bed,but it was working.
11:21I did.I'm just saying,listen.No, I'm not trying to flex.I'm just saying.It's an investment in my health.Sorry, continue.All right.
11:29I sleeping it for one third of my second.Come on.Oh, leave it alone.Let him speak.I endorse his purchase.You did too, Nick.I did.A piece of shit.
11:41After sleeping on it for two nights,if you can spend more on a bed, do it.I think it's crazy that people will spend like 30 or 40K on a car,but not like a few grand on a bed.Something that you literally use like three times as much as they are.It's kind of stupid, actually.Your back is broken in half when you're older.Yeah.
11:58A bed is such a smart investment.Don't sleep in a car.You can sleep in a car if you wanted to.You could, but that's not a $60,000 bed.So if you have a car, you don't need a bed.$60,000 bed.If you think about it, that's a $60,000 bed.You can sleep.
12:12And you got AC and music.True.Wait, holy shit.And it can move.It can move.It can sleep a car.It's a trailer home.No, don't get a trailer home.
12:22I'll be honest, though.Would you actually, like, go on one of those,like those little things that you see on TikTokwhere people make their entire carinto like a whole ass living songlike a van and then they'd be likehere's how I make six figuresas a developer and can live pretty
12:36much anywhere because they have Starlinkgets me pissed offyeah that's kind of coolI think it's kind of cool except they probablysmell like shit because they can't showerthat is true yeah wait I do they shower I never thought of itthey go to like state parks and stuff I thinkright no don't they go to the gym
12:51and just like what the hell you're talking aboutBecause like here's the thing.Here's the thing.If you're homeless, if you're homeless, the biggest thing you can have is a gym membership.That's actually.That's true.Yeah, I know.It's true.
13:01I know a lot of people that have done that were in their life.They would like rent out an office and then sleep there, which is against the law.But they do that and then they would get a gym membership and go there to shower.We had a, I worked at a gym and we always have like these homeless people just only buy a membership.And what they would do is they take a shower.And then they go to the vending machine, gets like some cheezits.And then they'd leave.And then they go sleep outside on a bench or something.
13:22But as long as they had that.membership, they had a bunch of stuff.They were chilling.Oh my God.I hope one of them comes in when it really kills you.I hope one of them comes in and gets jacked.Dude, I don't think, I don't think any homeless person could kill me.I'm stronger than the average homeless person.
13:38Stronger than the average homeless person.I hope you're stronger.They would not be able to overpower me.That's actually real.Like, same goes, no, I'm not going to say it.Never mind.Not if they're on drugs.If they're on drugs, no, that doesn't have anything to do with anything.
13:52Homeless people on drugs are like statues.How can they buy from the vending machine?They have like quarters.What?It's true.That's true.Yeah.Like, well, how, no, no, I asked them.
14:03Wait, wait, softwilling is, like, his real,his prestige neighborhood and all of his vent machines have card swipers and stuff.You're like, how do you wait?They should have Apple Pay?Like, they do Apple Play and Android pay?What's going on here?It's like, I've heard of those home.I've heard of homeless people, but.
14:19You guys have homeless people where you are?I've never seen one of those.What are those?Oh man, we went to L.A. back in 2020.Every single night we'd go out and, oh, man, we would have to dodge homeless people with our, like, scooters and shit.Well, I mean, hold on.It wasn't as bad as New York City.Okay, wait.
14:39That sounds horrible.Yeah, dude, I was trying to dodge.No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like, I was trying to dodge homeless people on my hoverboard.And I couldn't, like, they were trying to get off my fucking face.I was playing with my cadamah on my hoverboard.One of them punched my Valciaga shoes.He just touched me and I almost said throw everything.He rubbed against my
14:57essential fear of God sweatsher and I got pissed at him.I fucking yelled at that guy.He fucking beat his ass.This costs more than your life, buddy.It's flicked him on the forehead.It's a little like,that was freaked up.Sorry, guys.
15:20To the homeless listeners, I apologize.the homeless.We love the homeless people.We love the homeless fan base.Oh my God, Isaac.What?We forgot to say on our Twitter,remember?
15:37The most like comment.Oh, no.Wait, we can say that.It's okay.It counts.Okay.Go ahead, Tanner.It is, I am the winner.
15:46You are the winner.You replied to a tweet.Yeah, I replied to it,and I ended up being the winner.It was a most like tweet in the next 24thhours will be the opening line in the next episode.And me winning with a whoppingWhere the hell is it at?
16:00With 729 likes,um,here you're gums.Bisexuals rise.Larry stands up.Larry stands up.Okay.Hello.
16:11Hello, I'm Larry.I'm Larry.I'm.Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.I don't think we've ever had a bisexual president before.I could be.We did know.We never had a Mexican,
16:23bisexual president.Larry can change that.Oh my God.I'm the vision of 2037.That's not even an election year at all.There can't be an election year.Hola.So again.
16:442027.This is why we can't have a Mexican bisexual president.They take the election yearis in 2037.Wait, this is the same guy that said Jeopardy.Can I get what is that for 700?Shut up.What he said?
17:00300.That's what he said.It was all even numbers and he said not.What was the scale?Because I didn't know that.I thought it was like up to 500.400.400.
17:07You said 300.Oh, that's so.And then you ended up saying a thousand after we already chose a thousand for the same category.Good time.Holy future.After Larry, after Larry winning the election, he goes,leave a La Mexicoand he lifts up a little
17:22Twits a littleA bunch of littlecart told himhe'll run outfrom his armpitsA bunch oflike cats with sombrerosplaying the trumpet
17:32come outLarry's winningLai's winning speechesLiva la Vitaand you're likeridges ofdudeI don't think
17:41we've evermentioned this on thepodcastbut when Isaacand I stayedat Larry's houseand his neighborswere having a party
17:46we felt the bassand likeeverythingthe music was inour chests. That's howhard they were partying.Every family knows what? I feelnothing. What are you guys talking about?
17:58You're accustomed to it or something because we were layingthere. We were like shaking in your head.Hot, sweaty by the way.We're playing at max like three volume. What are you talking about?It's like 78 degrees in your room and humidand you're like, ah, this is so, you guys are cold?You're like sweating and underwear, dude.What are you talking about?
18:15You guys are my tortillas as blinking?I think.The extra largeOhOhOhOhOh
18:26Hold onHe's likeLarry'sLarry's face maskBecause there'sGuacamoleWhatLarry goes
18:47To beToothesSour creamLarryLarry say it's okayIt's okayThis is funnythough
18:53It's okayLarryOh my goddudeTug's collarSay it's okayLarry.No, but listen, listen, but listen, Nick had a haunt Isaac on my bed.
19:07What?I grabbed his ass.He grabbed mine.It was like a mutual agreement.Oh, wait.Yo, Larry actually tell the story of what happened.Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.So, oh, I can't actually, I can't remember exactly.
19:19But all I remember was, I was sleeping on the ground, okay?You know what I'm saying?I had guests over.So I was sleeping on the ground and they were sleeping on my bed.And then this was like at 5 in the morning.I wake up and I see Isaac about a falland then Nick like he's like still asleep kind ofbut he grabs him and then he pulls him in clothes
19:36and they're basically likeAnd I wiggled my assYes yesWe're like rooting rightIsaac just let it happenAnd Isaac was little spoonIsaac was little spoonIsaac was Louisville
19:48I was a little spoonI'm losing viewersWe're losing viewersWe're losing viewersStraight down grassAre you guys, wait?So you're telling me you guys are homophobic?That's kind of weird.
20:05That is interesting.I just looked around my room.Yeah.I look straight at my OBS.It's like ADHD.You like look around.I saw the sound waves go flat on my audacity.I heard my fucking dog walking again.
20:28I heard my God.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.Oh, my goodness.Goofy awe.That was so goofy awe.It's just goofy awe.It's a goofy awe.
20:50Goofy awe for real.Cut that shit out, man.It's okay.That's okay.So yummy?Yes, sir.Are we your favorite podcast?This is your home now.
21:00I hope you understand that.You guys are my favorite podcast.I'd say,you're my favorite podcast.The group chat is number one podcast.You have many, like, friends who's pissed off?I didn't piss off anybody.I'm only friends with adults, Isaac.
21:13You're okay with me having my opinions.Grunk?We're all children here.Oh, yeah.No, I'm not friends with that grunk guy.No, I don't think so.No, whoa.When did grunk here?
21:24Wait, speaking of grunk.Say something of funny grunk.Wait, grunk.I have a question.Are you able to? Can you talk about that one thing that you did today?Are you able to? It's okay.You don't have to. Just vague if you really want to.It's totally cool if not.
21:36Because Grunk had a big day today, but it's up to Grun.He's thinking. I don't think it's a date.It's just like a friend thing.I think it was homies. You guys were hanging out.But you know what, dude? Foot in the door.Foot in the door. She knows you.And you got a big foot grunk all the way up in that door.Okay.
21:55Cam.actually pulling my collar at that oneokayand you're not a big footgrown can itspeaking of big footgamer subs has a big foot in our doorthey have
22:10we're putting upI try to say my out of thatI was goodyeah you're right to the sponsorrightthere you gobut yeahwe just went
22:24thiftingand it was niceand I got some clothesand I was just all we did.What?You need to do a hall video.Wait, yeah, did you?What did you get?
22:33Did you get?You got an old air fryer?No, I wish.I got this shirt.I don't even know what the picture it is,but it says like balanceand something else.I forget, but it was cool.
22:46That's deep.That's a so cool.I got a nice button up.It's really soft.And, yeah.You,I got thisI got this
22:57What is it calledHow do you pronounce itIt?Yasmite, you knowYosemite?Yosemite?Yosemite?In a way you said Yazmine.
23:10Yosmite.Yosmite.Yasmai.What the hell?But yeah.I got thisJocemite jacket.And.
23:22Yosemite.You bought it.Please don't tell you.You called it Yasmite in front of her.No, no.Well, actually I did.Oh, no.You can never talk to it.
23:31Oh, it's over.Listen to me.I said, I said, like, I don't know how to pronounce it Yasmite.And she's like, oh, Yosemite.Biggs and funny brain.How did you forget it already, then?It was like an hour ago you got home.What?
23:47What?How did you forget it so fast?Because I just forgot because all my life I thought Yosmite.Wow.Dude.That should have been like groundbreaking in your brain.Yeah.Well, it's weird.
24:00It's weird pronunciation.Better luck next year, grown.There's always there's plenty of fish in the sea.Big question.Did you make her laugh?A lot.Woo!Oh, yeah.
24:10Big foot in the door.There we go.Big foot in the door.Big foot in the door.You are so golden.Big, huge foot.Yeah, you are so big foot in the door, dude.Nice.
24:18How'd a boy.Did you see if there were any like N-64s or N-S is anything cool like?No, we only went to GoodwillAnd there's one local placeSo there wasn't gonna be anything crazyYeah, if you want to find some good shitYou gotta go to like not GoodwillLike some family run flea market as
24:34Thrift ShownOr just go to like a really rich areaAnd try to seeYou gotta go to a place that's like a bird in a cageJust chill in thereLike like a dog like by the doorYeah if they got like a pet in thereYou're gonna find like 34
24:47No if there's like no doors at the frontIt's just like a holeNot like a holeBut it's just like no doorsAnd there's like a dogsitting there. The poop stays on the carpet.There's like a little kid walking around.You're going to find some good jeep.
24:57Yep, that's what you know.Two straight cats.Two straight cats.Yeah.And then one of the cats is like sitting next to the cashier.There's an old man sleeping in the corner like watching TV.With his hat over his eyes.A hat over his eyes.
25:10He has like a weed in his mouth and he's like kicked back like on a rocket chair.He's got like socks on and there's like a hole in his socks.He has like 2005 NASCAR race on.He's just like on his pants have like a patch like a really.He's watching NASCAR and a CRT TV.Every time you walk and he plays like a little song.You guys would get it.Can you help you with anything?
25:34Can you help you find anything?So have you guys ever seriously gone thrift shopping?Like did you need to?Are you guys all privileged?I'm going to be honest.I actually, there was multiple times in my life where I had to, yeah.I have a lot of like older, older clothes.They don't have all of my clothes.
25:53Yep.I got Amy Downs, like my whole life.From your sister?Yeah, no, from my friends.From like multiple friends.Guys, I don't think that's very funny.I went into a thrift shop and...What?
26:09What?Your segways.Your segways is so awful.I was going to tell us.Guys, I went to a...I zoned down. I walked into a thrift shop.I didn't know Yomi.It was talking.
26:28No, I was stunned because they made fun of me for getting hand-me-dounds for my friends.No, no, no, no, no, no.I got hand-me-dounds from, like, my cousin and stuff, but never my friends.I didn't have any cousins.Well, near me.Did you have it?Did you ever wear any clothes from your sister?Huh?
26:46Dude, what are you talking about, man?What are you talking about?Hold on.Who do you think I am?I don't have any.Nick, you have an older sisterso elaborate on that questionis you get
26:56from your biggest sisterwore high heelsYou doYeah, there was a timewhere my sister and Iwere able to swap clothesYeah, there wasSo what did you
27:06salvage from us though?It was typically just shirtsBecause she wouldShe probably wore a lot of shortsYeah, so she would just wearlike shirtsSo we'd go like back and forth with thatThere is a photo of me that I can find
27:17It was the summer of 2019I have a photo of meAnd her booty shortsSo, can we see those?Yeah.Can't bring that up.You can't put this on the screen.But I'm keeping it for the rest of the podcast.
27:30No, don't.Put shake on it.I can actually find it.If you guys keep on talking, I'll be a way and I'll find it.Yeah, my first time I went to a thrift shop.I actually felt really uncomfortable.And I left immediately.I cannot find really anything I liked.
27:47I was like, I don't really need to be in here.I saw like a Forman grill.and I was like, I'm going to leave.I was like, 2699.Yeah, I was like, I saw like a SpongeBob t-shirt and a four-man grill.I go, I don't have any, I don't need anything from this place.The first time you went, did you go by yourself?Yeah, I went by myself on my own thing.
28:07As a functioning adult.So you never went as a kid?No, never in my life.Dude, that was a different world.You guys were just all rich, I guess.I didn't even buy clothes, Isaac.Oh, my God.You don't buy clothes now.
28:18Yomi.Yomi, you had a strap from.You had a China strat.The China method, didn't you?Oh, I did that when I was like 17.Can you explain what the China method?Yeah, what is the China.This was all pre-COVID.
28:30I did it when I was 17 years old.You just goes directly to...What?What?What is he laughing at?What?What is it pre-COVID when you were 17 and you're like 25?Dude.
28:47I'm 21.I am 21.Pre-covid.Pre-COVID.COVID one. I was fine. Listen, there'scontext as to why I'm saying it's pre-COVID.You fucking moron. It's because you can'tdo it anymore.
29:00Okay. All right. The China Strat is outdatedbecause COVID ruined it.Also, it's the China. It is madded us, I think.Well, every small townhas a local Chinese man in an alleyway you can talk tothat sells clothes for really cheap.Yeah. But also, he hasconnects to, you can go on random
29:18websites. There's IRL meta for that shit?I didn't know that, dude.There's IRL metaAnd then there's online metaWhere you could go directly to these sitesThat you get stuff directly from the factoriesAnd the manufacturers, you don't buy itLike factories that literally make shit for Adidas
29:35So you could buy from themIt's like the alley expressOr I whatever it's called forBut it wasn't even thatIt was like way moreLike everything was in ChineseThere wasn't a single word in EnglishOn these websites and they were kind of like
29:47Not really hard to findBut you had to look for themDude, that's actually like a, that's a legit, like, I've never read that before.But I bought, I bought 40 t-shirts for like $20.That was wish.Dear Lord.Oh my God.I was going to make it.
30:04What's up?Did they have print on them or were they just plain?No, they were just plain t-shirts.But they were like colored, like green and brown and tan.Like, brown.A dollar of pop?That's absurd.And I was going to make a YouTube video.
30:16It's so brown like that.What?Ooh.I'm sorry, somethinggoing over my head.Something went over your head.What?Like,
30:26people said brown.No way.It's right with you guys.I think you're making shit up.I think you're lying.I think you're lying to the movies.You're making shit up.Anyways.
30:37Anyways.People on YouTube,nothing really happened.All right.Yeah,nothing happened.I wanted to make a YouTube videolong, long time ago
30:43where I could have bought,I think it was 800 pairs of socksfor like $300.And I was going to do it.Because it was really funny.Or maybe it was like $200.It was ridiculously cheap for so many fucking pairs of socks.Yeah, and that's the Chinese method.
30:59The Chinese method.Somebody in chat, I don't know who it was, but I saw they patched the China method.I giggled a little bit.They patched it.I saw someone say brown with the skull emoji and I laughed a little bit.She's just like so funny with it.All right.Here's the picture of me and the booty shorts.
31:20if you look in the way you're gonnadude you're a minorbe carefulbe carefulin this pictureno he's notno he's not no he's nothe's not he's older
31:28he's old manyeah he's old man yeahhe's olderwait is he lookedyou looked bigger in that pictureyeah you have some bigyou have a big ass assin that
31:35wait did you just take thatdid you take thathere lookhere's melook atthey call methey call me thundoo thighswho did you send these to
31:45what the hellthey don'twait didn'tall right you look exactlythe samefrom that picture to right now.I'm gonna be 100% of us with you.That was actually yesterday.
31:54I believe you.If you said it was yesterday,I would have believed you.Guys,cut it out.Why?I went to a team of polyconcer yesterday.No, you didn't.
32:05Oh, really?Yomi,tell us more about that.Did you?Didn't,no,sorry, go ahead.Continue.
32:11I was going to ask something.I was going to ask something.I what?I told Yomi something horrible yesterday.And he responds,thank you with a heart.I hope something horrible would happen to him.He basically said that he hoped that I got drugged.
32:29But he said it in a much meaner way.Oh, my God.He responds and said, thank you.Thank you.Big heart emoji.Yeah.It was awesome, though.It was in Nashville, and Damon Paul alive was pretty sick.
32:47How did they turn them?I'm sorry.Even thoughI didn't knowa lot of their musicbecause I'm not like a super huge fanIt's still like really awesome to see them liveWith all their production is crazy
33:04Their sets are insaneYeah, it looked crazyYomi was crying actually at the concertBecause they like showed this like ladyTalking about like this like hail you takeAnd then like it gets super psychedelicLike really it gets really badYeah so their intro
33:19Just for them cryYeah, I was calling.Their 2021 intro for their touris pretty crazy. You should look it up.It's just, it's like,I don't really know how to explain it.It's just really trippy.If you're on drugs while you're there, you'll turn green.
33:34You'll actually read out. Yeah, you'll probably die and realize.You'll fall on the floor and start shaking really bad.I have a question, a little off topic, but would you guys evergo to a live Weezer concert?No.What's around with a Weezer?Hell no.I want to go there. I'm a fan.
33:48I just go there just to go there and have fun.Yeah, exactly.I'd like push an old lady over.What are the user's biggest song?Magical.It's a one.It ain't so, whoa.That's your biggest one.
34:02Or maybe the sweater song,you will not destroy my sweater.Whoa.Oh, whoa.Your sweater, it's too cold.That's a different.Okay.If you had the option,
34:17if you had the option to go to a Rust concert,Weezeror Imagine DragonsImagine dragonsI would be buggingI'd be off my gourdI'd be off my godI would just I'd be screaming in like the back
34:31I'm not gonna lieI would like smash a bottle against thesinger's head and I'll start singingWhy did you instantly sayRuss Isaac?What's Russ?You don't know who Russ is?No I don't know God
34:45because I was actuallyI was expecting like a lot likeWorst options, but you said Matching Dragons.Shout out our sponsor, Russ, by the way.All right, it's either, it's either Hobson or Russ.Hobson.I actually like Hobson.I mean, I like Hobson's old stuff, so I would either.
35:04Yeah, if he plays his old shit, I'm good.It's either Joyner Lucas or Youngling.Okay, guys, Joan or Lick's, GID, or NF, NF, NF, Eminem.or machine gunKellyor machinewould you rathergo to
35:23little pump oryeatohthat's actuallylogic or g easyohall these guyssaying
35:33yeet and chatshut the hellupyou guys area bunch ofshitthat's a whole lotof yeet and chat
35:39you can hearone likeTaco Bellsound effectin a songand justlet's sayyeet
35:43okaybye byeyou so steadywith itcan't keepdoing this shitI'm gonna keepdoing this shit
35:48I got the devilon my phoneHe told me keep doing this shitYou know a name that people don't really talk about anymoreSupreme PattyOhThat guy, fuck GodHe got skinny and nobody cares about it
35:58The moment he fell offWhen he started posting hisWhen he started posting his likePimple Accutane routine on his storiesThat's what he actually started doing thatYes he didHe would show the dermatologistDoing like his needle thing in
36:14To get rid of the scars on his faceAnd it was like yeah bleeding and shitOh I remember thatWhy would you ever do that?He would turn up the saturation on all the thumbnails on his Instagram.Ew.He was gross.Maybe he wanted some people to be able to feel better.
36:28Maybe some other people felt like that.He was the reddest man alive, yeah.Yeah.Remember Bunkane?Oh, my God, yeah.Now he's dating.He makes music.He raps.
36:39Yeah, he's dating.He's dating.What's her face?What's her name?Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Catch me outside.Shit, girl.Yeah, yeah.
36:46What?That's not.What?No, he's not.No, he's not.Bad lady, bad lady, bad whatever.She's like 14 years old and Boongang is like 37.Dude.
36:55I remember I was playing a game on my Chromebook and it was called Boongang.And you would just, you'd go around stealing money from people.And every time he stole like a clip of money, it would be like, boom gang.Boom gang could be really loud.I brought my Gamer mouse to play it every day.That's horrible.What do you do in that situationIf he came up to you
37:22And he like took your carYou knowWhat are you doing the situationThat's a crazyWhat are you gonna doPut a finger downIf Boongang comes upYou guys ever play the Oregon
37:39Is it Oregon or OregonThe Oregon?The Oregon.Oregon Trail.Did you ever play the Oregon TrailThat game?Dude, why you say it like that?Oregon Trail?
37:48I say Oregon.Well,I don't say it anymore.You don't.You may literally say drawer.You made that up for fun.No, I say what?I say drawer.
37:57Everybody is,what are we talking about?People say drawer.It's drawer.This motherfucker is a drawer.It's a drawer.It's a drawer.Dude,
38:06why here's a W.You're pissing a lot of people.You understand it's the English language.You don't have to pronounce every fucking letter in the word.It's a drawer.Look, go get some from the drawer.Oh.It's a drawer.
38:17It's a driver.Yeah, listen to yourself.Be normal.D drawer.You take my normal pills.I dumped them.I dumped them.Like dream told me to.
38:33Is there any other good J. Cole songs?Besides that one.Have you ever heard of White Dreams?That's a good song.Fool me one time.Shame on me.You.What did you say?
38:42What did Larry say last night?What did Larry say last night?What did you say?Fall me one.Shame on me.Ful me one.Same on.you.
38:49Wait,how did it go?It just fucking freaking out.What did the,I don't remember what I said.What did he actually say?It was so,it was fucking,
39:02fool me once.For me twice.You can't fool me twice.For me one time, shame on you.For me twice.You know who actually said then?You know who actually said then?Shame on belief.
39:12Load the chopper letter rain on you.Wait,you know who actually said then?It was like,George Bush.When he was like,fool me once,shame on you.
39:19That was over the clip came from.I can't get fooled again.You're doing what you never go and do it.I can't get fooled again.I can't get fooled again.He's the hard.That was the hardest thing.What?
39:25He said that.Toughest president of life ever.Fool me once.I can't,I can't get fooled again.What?He said that.He said that.
39:33He said that.He said that was like this guitar song.Yeah.Yeah.That was hard.man an an an ansorryyeah
39:44George Bush is pretty awesomeyeah role modelsis like the only songI don't think you should sayGeorge Bush is pretty awesome right nowoh sorryyeahyeah that thing he did
39:52was coolyeahthat thing he didthat thing he didthat thing he didhe didhe did somethingsometime in September
40:01that thing he did was not coolthat one thing he didthat one timehe pissed a lot of peopleI forgothe made a lot of enemies that dayGeorge you're pissing a lot of people off is what they saidGeorge you're not liking this
40:21that when he was reading a book to those kidsthat guy whispered in his ear he was like George you're pissing a lot of peopleright now George did fishGeorge they're not liking what you did up thereyou really you really did not do well manI sorry anywayOh my God.The second I said that, I was like, why am I even talking right now?
40:47The second I started talking.Aw.Dude.I was expecting the numbers to go up when we were talking about George Bush.We were very George Bush fan base in the old softball.Are we in George Bush fan base?I probably don't even know who George Bush is.Here, I'll post a picture of Maxine in the chat.
41:07A lot of picturesThere's a lot ofI know he's going to postBaseballWait is that actually BushNo that's his fatherThat's George BushThat's George Bush
41:20That's George BushThat's HWThat is HBOBWThat's HWWho's W then?BaseballW is just the guyI was like
41:28I can't even fool the gameI need to get a atrocityAnd then he's all about baseballWhenThis is WGeorge Bush is a thousand years oldDude, every president is a puppetDude, like a giant hand in their ass
41:49If I ever saw a president, IRLI don't know what I doI'd probably say thatI'm not gonna do anything badHe just doesn't know what he would doI just don't know what he would doI'd look at him for a little bit at leastI just like stare at him
42:04And then I'd be like, hey.I'm not going to lie, dude.Sometimes I like to push my luck and test it.Like, I'll, like, look at him and then I'll switch my eye a little bit.And I'll start scratching my neck.And I'll just see what the security guard is here.There was this tweet that I saw where Zendaya and what's his face.Tom Holland were out.
42:20And they were like just chilling there for like 15 minutes in some place eating and drinking coffee.Let me guess the guys on this laptop.No, I'm not talking about that guy.But yeah, you're right.I'm talking about someone else that replied.And there was a, there was a black guy that was sitting next toTom Holland and someone said, oh myGod, can we talk about how accepting he is
42:38to sit next to minorities or something like that?How comfortable he is.Yeah.Are you for real?What?Apparently someone saidhe was like raised in likeI don't know fucking word.
42:51Dude, come on.That was the worst.That's real?Yeah, they were talking about howhe was like so open minded or notweirded out.He's dating.He's dating.
43:03Yeah, he's dating.Zendaya and they're like, I can't believe he's sittingnext to a black guy.He's just like on his laptop, he's drinking a coffee.He just minding his own business.I can't believe he's so comfortable.Twitter's the worst app of all time.Yeah, Twitter sucks.
43:29Twitter fucking sucks.If you have an opinion, just don't even put it on Twitter, please.This do not say anything.Don't like.Yeah, no more opinions on.I feel like there's like some bit of likesome ironic people out there thoughthat are like
43:41It's dude you know what it is actuallyI didn't even cut you off LarryBut it's China dude it's all ChinaOhWhat?That was the last thing I'd everI'd expectI just spit my entire
43:54Gamer shitI spit it all over my laptopChromebookI just didn't lay out on my ChromebookI did a spit takeOkay wait no waitKeep on.Yummy, what do you mean by that?
44:08What do you mean by that?What do you mean by that?Elaborate.Do your research.Do your research.Do you want to make good back.How about you watch one Joe Rogan podcast?Oh, you download a TikTok?
44:23Do you like it's selling Chinese malware?Yeah, you like China.You like China stealing your information, having TikTok?Yeah.Dude, look it up.Whoa, that reminds me.I remember when TikTok is run by Chinese.was under fire because they were a Chinese
44:37app and then people were like, they're going tosue your information by the way. And I thinkYeah, I think half of the people like deletedTikTok and then after a whileI grew back so I mean, good for them.Wasn't there a scare that TikTok was going to like get bannedand everybody was like, no, what am I going to do without TikTok?No, I actually
44:53It lasted for like a week. Yeah.Really?Yeah, I'd never do his jokes about Lil Huddygetting a job and I madeOh yeah. Like, ohuddy.Yeah.It's hard to believe that people were soscared that TikTok wasn't get taken away from them
45:07and they're gonna have to like, they're gonna get likedo the renegade.Do the rents with owner.Making a McDouble.Making a, that was a weird time.I was like, dude, do people really care?All right.Honest question, though.
45:19I don't know why I thought of this.Would you guys ever work at a Sonic?No.Wait, okay.The only, the only way I will is if I get to roller skate all thefootball.Yes.Yeah, that's the only time.
45:32That's the only time.Yeah.Sonic has some nutslike corn dogs.Like their corn dogs are crazy.That's the opposite of what I want to do.I've seen too many peopleslipping and crash in and throwing trace of food on cars.
45:44All this soda just dumped straight into the window.He throws the entire tray of food.He throws the entire thing behind his headand does like a weird slipper dancing.I want to see a video of a guyroller skating, drops the soda on like the customer,and then the customer turns to like a skeleton.And then he's like six comically large red slushies,
46:14drops him on a customer.Look at it.Look at it.Look at chat.Look at chat.Look at chat.There we go.Oh.
46:22That would be one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened in your entire life.I would never go to Sonic if that ever happened.Yeah.What do you do?I'd get out and beat that dude's ass.I don't care if he's covered in slushy.What happened if you actually like full on swang your club at a mini golf place and like just hit it out of the fucking course?Would you get kicked out?
46:43I've seen a kid do that.I've seen a kid do that and he didn't get kicked out.Wait, we went golf.We went top golf.Oh my God, we did go to top golf.We did.Yeah.And I think I accidentally, I hit the, uh, the putt too hard and it went behind me and a girl in the head.
46:59Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.You can put at top golf.Yeah.Really?Larry, wait, didn't it hit some girl in the head?
47:07Yeah, I hit the girl, and then she looked at me.She looked at me and I was like laughing and she was not laughing.So the rubber tea, where you put the ball on top of, right?Larry swang and it smacked the rubber tea and that shit went flying and smacked some bitch in the back of the head.And Larry just stayed.Why should you call her a bitch?I would have called it. I would call it.I don't know.
47:33What is? I don't know.Some fine young lady in the back of the head.It was so awkward, dude, because I looked at her, and I thought she was going to laugh,and then I was laughing to myself.And now it looked like I was just laughing at her.She was not.She played off teas at, like, mini golf places, really?Yeah, I mean, at least at top golf you can.
47:55Top golf.I didn't even.I thought they only had a driving range and people to, like, drink them and fall in the nets.Top golf?Yes.You guys are talking about, like, with the driving range.Tri-Golf is the driving range where you have, like, circles you got to aim for.Yeah, it's like, well, there's levels.
48:11But they also have mini-golf somewhere else.No, okay.We were just mixing conversation.Yeah, Isaac.It was just the T.It was the T.Oh.The rubber T, not the Pud.
48:21I don't know where that word came from.I think you saw Puppet.It's not Puppet.Oops.Oh, I got you.I got you.I got you.I know for a fact you lived near one, too.
48:32Oh, me?Yeah, he does.I think everyone here does.Yeah.Yeah.When my friends came to Virginia, we went to Top Golf,and when I went to Texas, we went to Top Golf.That's like the thing to do when you meet up with the online friends.
48:44I think we should do Top Golf.They have really good food there.I'm not going to lie.Dude, they have crab legs and, like, alcohol there.It's absurd.It's actually crazy there.We didn't.No, we didn't.
48:55Well, we didn't go.We had, no, we had.Oh, wait.bro was about to make up like a fucking listthat what we hadremember when we wentand suddenly like order likecrabs
49:08you don't remember thatI was going to sayoh waitI was going to saywhen we met upwe had plans to go to Applebee'sand like order every singleappetizer and like drink a lot
49:16but we never did thatyeahyeahthose internet just diesApplebee saidorderepipetwe had a plan to go to
49:27Applebee'sdudewhy did that happenEvery, two for 20.Stop up.Go ahead.What were you supposed to do, Tanner?We were supposed to Applebee's.
49:37We were going to go to Applebee's and order every single appetizer and drink a lot of alcohol.That's what we were going to do.But we never did that.And I was actually kind of pissed about that.No, what we did was Frank Larry.We did not go out.We went to B-dubs.It was B-dubs.
49:50It was B-dubs.Buffalo Wildlings is so awesome.B-duddlew Wildlings.Thanks a lot.You're drooling.I can know.I love.I love buffalo always.
50:03I love.Growing up in a small town,Buffalo Wildwigs is the best food you can get.It's kind of sad.It was like a taste of the big life,the city. You know, you live in like the...You see a big yellow building and you're like,shit you're... I know that secondhand.
50:17I think any food is the best food I've ever eatenbecause I don't live in any way.Sawdust. I don't want my own.There's like sawdust on a Wendy's burger.That's all I can get to.And your city suffers like sandstone.Starved.Yeah.
50:29It has like a homeless problem.And like all I can get is a Wendy's McDouble.Or like whatever it's fucking called.You guys have a subway and like a McDonald's.We have a lumber mill, a Wendy's, a subway.A McDonald's that's right next to your fucking gym.McDonald's that's right next to my gym.Yep.
50:45That's good.And I saw a needle when I was walking out of my gym the other day.It was pretty crazy.Oh, dude.I'm in the trenches.Wait, hold on.Tenor.Tenor.
50:55I mean, I'm in the trenches.Tenor.Are you like the urban legends in your area?The urban legends?Like the mythical, the mythical legends in your area.The what?The windigo.Wait.
51:08Dude, hold on, wait.Oh, fuck.Hold on.Wait,keep talking.There's actually an urban legend I need to think of it.You put me on.You had a bunch of little goblins running around in your town.
51:17There's a garden gnomes running around and stabbing people.What are those things called?The rake, like the rake, like creature.The rake?Oh, like the humanoid ones.It's like the shape shifting humanoid thing.They like shaking.Oh,
51:29Skinwalker.Skin walker.We have like,we have,no,it's not a rake.I don't know what a rake was,but we have a skin.
51:35For leaves.You know,there's something real called the rake.Look it up,YouTubers.He's actually,it's real.No,
51:43I know what he's talking about.Yeah,but we actually have like,believes there's actual real life skin like walkers in our town.They're real.They are real.Yeah,because I looked outside one day at 3 a.m.
51:53I live in like the deep dark woods.That's actually true.And I have one,like street lamp down by my driveway.And there's like this, like I looked outside.And I saw like this creature standing on two legs.It looked like a coyote.But I was like, oh my god, he was going to.
52:10He was standing on two legs.I was like a coyote on two legs.I was like, all right.I guess he's just going to stand there and leave.I wake up at 5 a.m.I still see him standing on two legs.No.No.
52:20Yes.In the exact same spot.That's terrifying.It's standing on two legs.That is terrifying.Then I look down.And.then it's like 505 I promise you and it's gone
52:29and then I'm like okay it's gone nowI don't believe stories like no this is realand then I'm like sleeping and like it's 545it's 545 he's gone but I hear like my window is like slightlycracked and I have like a little gravel bedlike outside of my room and I can hear's thelike the gravel like the graveland I'm like I'm not moving I'm like breathing really heavy
52:54and then I he's like it like it doesn't move thoughit stays there for like 10 minutesI hear, and then it leaves.And then it leaves.And then I'm like, holy shit.I was like,dad, were you outside, like, in the gravel bed?And he's like, no.
53:05And I see, like, footprints in the gravel bed.And he was like, no, I didn't go outside at all the day.That is like, no.That's real.And I feel like there was, like, somebody, like,staring into my window while I was trying to sleep.There was, like, two big deep, like, I don't like that.It's weird.
53:19No, yeah.Yeah.In my backyard one day, like a while ago, no, like years ago.There was just, like, like,blood-curdling scream.It was like,ah,yeah,
53:32don't even give me stories.I hope you know that catswhen they have sex,they scream really loud.Yeah,but it wasn't that.That's for sure.And like,
53:39my dog,my dog.Every time she heard it.Uh,uh,my dog.My dog.My dog.
53:49My dog.Oh, my God.Every time she heard it,uh,she would,like,run into the darkness.of the woods like full speed
53:59and wouldn't come back and likeone time she came back and she was about to goinside she was walking up the steps and went againand then she was like ran right backinto the woods I was I remember I was shakingI was terrified like I was like what is that thingbut I think it was a coyoteI'm pretty sure
54:14I can just imagine this conversation get animatedand you're like talking and then your eyesget really big and like what is that thingwhat is that thing?Because coyotes make the most like disgustingterrible, like, wretch sounds you could ever think of.Bobcats sound like women screaming, supposedly, when they're in the woods.Yeah.
54:34Yep.That's scary.Wait, can I tell, like, a 10-second story?Okay, I was outside in the dark.I was taking, like, my dog out.And I was eating, like, I was, like, surreeless and had a peanut butter spoon in my hand.I had, like, a spoonful of peanut butter.I was eating all shirtless.
54:47And I hear, like, I hear, like, this, like, branch break in the woods.I throw my peanut butter spoon into the woods as hard as I can.And I run away really fast.And I'm like,I'm like,yeah,I'm sorry.I'm stirring
55:01for it to get in.I'm sure you intimidatedwhatever it was.No.It's not.No.My German cheflike,
55:13barreling into the house.I'm like,yeah.Everybody.Run.Parallel.I am legend.It's so scary.
55:24My heart was bad.Yeah, whenever, the fear of the unknown is probably the worst fear ever.Oh, yeah.I just chuck my, there's still being a butter on it.That spoon is probably still in the woods.I can actually go look for it.I promise you it's still in the woods.I have a horrible memory from when I was like 12, like 11 or 12.
55:41And it's similar to like how you heard noises outside your window, Tanner.It was like, it was summertime and I lived in the south and there's a bunch of June bugs.A bunch of what bugs?They're called June bugs.Oh, okay.And they're like little beetles.And they like light a lot.Like they love light and they're really fucking annoying.
55:59There's so many.And I had a lamp near my window.And they were like repeatedly slamming into my window really hard.Like a lot of them.I hate that.And it sounded like, I mean, I'm a kid.So like any noise is going to freak me the fuck out.It's like 2 a.m.
56:12I'm playing like Skyrim on my PS3.It sounded like somebody was tapping on my window with their fingers, like their nails.Just like tapping.So I literally sprint out of my room and I ran into my mom's room.And I was like, I was yelling mom.as I was going down the hallway,and I must have woken her upout of some, like,
56:28sleep paralysis or some shitbecause when I turned on her lightin her bedroom,she was standing six inchesin front of my face.Like, oh, what, what, what, what?And she looked insanebecause she had it sleeping the whole night.
56:42And she was right in front of me,and she ended up scaring me morethan the fucking shooting hoods,like slamming against my window.And I started cryingbecause I thought my mom was possessed,and it freaked me the fuck out.If you guys,
56:53if you guys want to talk about scary stories,I have one that might take a few minutesbut a little of mercy.I have one as well.I don't know if I ever told.I have a little nasty one.I think I've told you guys before.I don't think I've ever...
57:04I said this once on streamand it was bad, but I'm trying to make it as short as I can.So I used to live in this housethat was kind of like...There was like this weird place behind uswas like an industrial thing.You know, it was a huge-ass parking lot.You know, offices, blah, blah, blah.
57:18But there was this one house on that propertythat the owner refused to move out of.and it got foreclosed uponand it got boarded up and everythingand my friends and I used tokind of like bike around in the parking lot back thereand eventually and curiositygot the best of us. We went back there
57:35and there was just this really old ass houseyou know, I had a well and everythingand, you know, we would spend a lot of timeback there and there was graffitiand like pentagrams on like the boardsof the windows and stuffand it was like, I mean like I don't fuck with it alreadyyou know, it's such a young,
57:51it's a bad Jew, it's a bad jujujuUm,back there everycouplewhatevereventually we foundlike thisfucking this
58:27gooseyou knowhe was justkind ofall the timetherethey were alwaysthere we named
58:33one of themSarahumfor what reasonI don't know whywe just namedit Sarah reallyall right cool
58:38umyou knowfast forward a few yearsof us alwayshanging out back thereblah blahI'm moving outin my house
58:44you knowwe're movingummaybe like an hourand a half awayumand we knowwe go back there
58:49one last timeat nightto kind ofjust you knowlike take a picturewhateveryou know it was like it held a lot of sentiment with us because we grew up chilling back thereand we took a couple pictures and as we were leaving we heard this terrible blood-curdling
59:04scream and crash coming from inside this house and of course us being teenagers we we booked itwe were gone we were I don't think I've ever ran faster in my life than at that very moment in timebecause that I mean dude I was I was fucking terrified um but you know I'm going I'm like I'm like likeLike, what was that all about?Blah, blah, blah.And fast forward again, another year after that.And I was telling my mom, whatever.But we were doing research on this house.
59:33And it turns out it was a witch house in the 1800.They were practicing witchcraft back there.What the fuck?Some really scary shit.And all of these, they had two children.And one of them died at the age of three.and her name was Sarah.So that was, that was probably the...
59:59That's absurd.That's actually absurd.Dude.Coincidence.Like, modern witchcraft doesn't scare me,but the fact that people were doing that shitlike so, so long ago,like in the woods.
01:00:12It's just so weird, you know?A.It's a big fire in the woods.It's at 3 a.m.That's bad.That's like the worst.Just imagine, like, I don't even know.like making your life about that before any advancement of anything.
01:00:22Like it's such a weird decision.How would you know about it?Yeah.It kind of already started back then.Especially like,it was popular back then.It was very weird to evolve to that.Yeah.
01:00:31But dude, that,that shook me to my core.That's bad.It was really bad.I have two short stories.One that I feel kind of bad about that I actually never spoke about to this day.Because I don't know entirely what I saw.But I was driving like with my mom.
01:00:49And we were going from my dad's house to my mom's house.So it was about like 40, 50 minute drive.I wasn't sure exactly like I'm saying what I saw.But I just remember looking off to my right as we're on the highway.And there's like the back of this one strip mall or whatever.And I just see this black car with a door opened up.And these three guys carrying this one person.I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl by like picking them up on like their hands,
01:01:17their feet, whatever.that person's like struggling and I see themshove the person into the car.And that's all I saw.Are you witnessed something there?But that was like years agoand I was like what the fuck did I see?So.
01:01:31Old were you?I had to have probably been like seventh grade.Oh yeah.I mean your first thoughtas a seventh grader is not to like call the policeand tip them off.Yeah.That was pre-COVID by the way.
01:01:44Yeah.Oh my God.Come on.Pre-cov.Mine was literallyback when like a year or two before COVID.You guys are so now.My sixth birthday.
01:01:56Pre-COVID, by the way.Yeah, no.And the other one was,there was this one house that was known to be,I guess, quote-unquote, like haunted,but I was never too sure about it.I never kind of like believe in that stuff, like growing up.So this was my friends of my sister,
01:02:14we all went over there to check it out.Turns out that the entire family got murdered in that house by a stalker.So someone was like stalking their house and would just, yeah, until you like, yeah, until you like killed all of them.And then when people, no one knew about the first murders, apparently after researching this.And then nobody wanted to buy that house until one family did.And then they ended up finding out and catching the guy.But that, after that, no one moved into it.Right.
01:02:42So they sell the house.And now it's like a museum or some weird shit.It's not even a museum.It's like a monument.You know how like they do that thing?We're like, like, a point of interest.Yeah.Point of interest.
01:02:52People can, like, drive by and like, hey, look at that.Before they did that, we went to the back door because we just were mad fucking nosy.We opened the fucking door and I shit you the fuck not.We saw literal like bats come out of there.The door actually fucking opens wide and we just feel this cool chill of fucking air.And that was it.I just fucking win.What a Scooby-Doo.
01:03:11That's a little.That's a little bit.It sounds so Scooby-Doo.Like, get out of here.Like, I just jumps into your friend's arms and you guys both run away.Nick's friend is like, what's behind you?And then Nick looks behind him and you see that?Um, guys.
01:03:31Is it the line right now?Was that, was that the end of the story?It was just.Yeah, it was just a fact that we got really murdered.It was a scary house.Bats.Bats are,Bats are weird.
01:03:42That was pre-COVID by the way, too, becausewe're in general how we're talking about bats.Have you ever seen a baby bat?Yeah, they're adorable.Have you seen them eat a banana?Oh my gosh.Yes.Baby bag and banana.
01:03:55Oh, wait, I just completely remember it.It looks like Larry, kind of.What?That's Larry.Bound.Did you guys ever have like a Reddit high?No.No.
01:04:11No, I didn't really use Reddit because I didn't really know whatfemale was when I was growing up.Okay.I don't think I've...I played like a sport and I looked at a girl.Yeah.I like worked out a lot.Yeah.
01:04:21Looked at a girl and that's it.I looked at a girl.I played sports and I looked at one woman in my life.Dude.Okay.I only have like a really nasty.It's not really nasty.It's kind of weird, but I was in Mexico and...
01:04:35Come on.I was in Mexico, right?Yeah.So whenever you guys are thinking about this story, by the way,just make sure that you think of like really like sandy and kind of like...It isIt's actuallyOkay
01:04:48An orange filterIt's between two mountainsLike two mountain rangesLike this littleLittle townIt's between two giant mountainsSo like it's very likeIt's not really foresty
01:04:58But there's a lot of likeDirt and like sandAnd shit everywhereSo yeahIt's a bit like how you imagineAnd we think of MexicoYeahAnd I was staying at my aunt's house
01:05:07And there's like this bunk bedAnd I was at the topAndOkay so likeThe way it isThere's like, there are doors, but they're like very shitty doors.Like, there's just a lot of openness.Like, you can like, literally, like, someone can, like, crawl into the room, I guess.
01:05:23I don't know.Like, anybody can get into the room.And there's, like, really no lock or anything.And I was staying at the top of the bunk bed.And so the first night, I, like, I was, like asleep.And then, like, I was, like, having trouble for, like, falling asleep.So I go to, like, turn on the light and I see a giant moth just right next to where I was sleeping.Like, like, it was like, here, I have a photo.
01:05:44It was kind of, like.Piss me off.It was like the size.It was the size of my forearm.Dude.It was like huge, huge moth.And I freak out.And I like, I go to my, like, my parents' bedroom.
01:05:57And I like, I'm like, I can't go in there.It's a moth.I'm like, this time is not going to do anything.Like, they don't buy you or anything.I'm like, do look at it.I'm not going to go there.I imagine when the moth and like, it's cramily.He's like,
01:06:08I, like, yeah, I, like, yeah.Crazy.Larry's like, it's okay.It's okay.It's okay.Yeah, I got so scared that I, like,dumped out of my pants.They followed you on the way out.
01:06:36My pants walked out of the room.Your pants were banging on their door with the two legs.The zipper opens up.I don't know.The zippers like a mouth flutters?Help!Help!Oh, I think that's a good...
01:06:57I do.I do believe.It's time to wrap it up.That was a kid.It was a buzzer.We were having fun.Why can't we go over for one?We can stay here as, you know,
01:07:07we could end the podcast and kind of catering everyone else's lives.But it is an hour of seven minutes over.It has been an hour and seven minutes.And I want to stop recording.Yeah.It's been.great. That was a fun.It's been great. That was fun. It's been great.
01:07:21This was pretty good.This was pretty good. We always end up tellingstories like at least once.That's awesome. Stories arevery relatable and cool.Can I stop recording? No, no, no, no, no.Not yet, drunk.No, no, no, no.
01:07:35Shut up, man.Yeah.All right, I'm a holy moly type of guy. What are you guys?What? I'm a gamer subs type of guy.I'm a gamer sub type of guy.Yeah, but I'm also aGadzooks kind of guy.I like saying that.
01:07:49I fucking love Getsukes.Correct me if I'm wrong, but I love me a great Gatsby.What?What did you?Oh, like, great Gatsby.Oh, my goodness.Gatshooks.Harder.
01:08:05Getsukes.Let's get out of here.Larry, you saw the Atlas Ma.Was it the Atlas Mo?Was it the Atlas Mo?What?Wait, what?Are I stopped recording?
01:08:17you guys are that was a good episodethank you forYouTube for YouTubedownload on Spotifyand watch on YouTubeand download it's everywhereUse code groupGameOSups.com cool
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01:08:39I wish I could show youI actually probably take a pictureright nowBut she's very beautifulShe's very beautiful to meOkay I'm sorryAll right wrapping outI'll see you guys later.
01:08:47Bye, everybody.Bye, everybody.Good again.