The Group Chat - #4 - YUMI IS ALIVE?!?! GRUNK GOES ON A DATE??

Episode Date: March 25, 2022

YUMI IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE and from moving his house. Flexing his $9000 bed and $30 million house he just bought! And Grunk talks about his fun day he had thrift shopping with a girl?!?! Come join us for some internet fun. Join Us Live 9pm Est @ discord.gg/softwilly VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on Youtube See You There!

Quickly, I'm really proud of us. We are four episodes strong. That's the one. That's four weeks. I've contributed to every single one. You died in like episode one. Yeah, you're supposed to be dead. What are you doing?

I don't even remember. You're like Brian from Family Guy. You're the Brian of the group. Yomi, you've been moving for like before we even had the podcast. Sorry. I picked up a lot of boxes and I walked really, really far. You walked? Wow.

You walked all away? Yeah, from last. Vegas to Tennessee. Welcome everyone to episode 24 of the group chat podcast. I am joined today by my silly minions. Banana. Sorry. Wow.

Sorry. I have a delicacy in my hands. I am drinking a strawberry milk. Procane. Nesquick? Oh, never mind. I'm drinking water. I'm drinking water.

Well, I'm drinking gamer subs. Oh, there we go. I'm drinking my new. I'm drinking my new. out of my new selfie girl GamerSubs Shaker Cup. I'm drinking guacamole gamer fart. 9,000.

What code do I use if I want to get it? You use code group for 10% off your purchase of a gamer shop. That's a lot. That's a lot of percentage on. What is it, babe? What is it my sweet baby? What is it my sweet baby? What'd you say, babe?

Is there a new cup coming out tomorrow? Oh, I'm glad you asked my sweet little insect. Yeah, there is a new little cup coming out. It's a little babe called the selfie girl. She's flashing her boobs at me. I'm looking at him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, bitchy. What is, what is it?

What is it? How big is it? Oh, they're something. Hey, what are you talking about, Larry? I'm talking D's. I'm talking, they're popping out of there. I'm talking V cuts. I'm talking.

Like when I looked at it, I was like, we're talking ease. Hold on, hold on. there is a question in the chat. Tanner, where can I get this cup? You can go to gamersubs.com. You can put use code group. Wait, is that the actual one?

Gamersubs.com. I think it's gamersuffs.com. We'll see here. Gamersubs. Gersubs. com. Gamerysups. Click on the cup.

Format. Dot com redirects. It's all good. I want to let you guys know that if you type in gamersoups.com, it will redirect you. Try it out. Like the meal.

S-O-U-P-S-O-U-P-S.com. Also, if you go to Mattnagy.com, it will also redirect. It will also Gamerself. com.

What? What? But in all seriously, use code group, it helps us out. They're going to do something crazy for us. All right.

I'm just going to let them know now. All this money is going to Grunk's college fund. Wait. Grunk's entire family went bankrupt. Grunk's going to art school, man. Yeah, we're trying to help you go and get a digital.

Yeah, that's really expensive. A graphic design, Me too. I'm going to be the first to say it. Grunks going to make the new Discord logo in the future. You guys aren't ready for it. You guys are not ready for it. You guys are ready for.

I saw that grunk, by the way. Didn't you make the old Twitter logo once? They made us make Twitter. That's awesome. You can hear me? Someone in chat said, seriously? For real? Wait, are they up? Hold on.

Gamer stops. Big T strawberry slurp. I can see that happening. They already have a strawberry. I am literally a strawberry. Yeah, wait, hold on now. Oh, yummy, I don't give a rat's ass. I'm like made to be a flavor. Dude, we can make the whole campaign that we got Yomi's body from the car crash

and then we just squeezed it into a cup. Oh, it can be an animated short. Oh, baby. Write this down, guys. Write this down. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, Yomi, explain to us what happened from your perspective. me getting in the car accident

yeah yeah well like I said I walked across the entire country so it was like some final destination type shit like five 18 wheelers like flipping towards me on the interstate and I died for like three weeks and now I'm here I woke up in the podcast

dude okay it's gonna sound bad right imagine yummy like walking on the on the sidewalk and then a giant tire starts bouncing towards him boom boom boom it's coming knocks his face plans right it to be assful why

why are there always videos people getting hit by tires out of the blue. Dude, you know how unlucky? Where do they come from? It sounds like such an uncommon thing, but it happens more awesome than you can see. I see it. I'm sorry,

20 clips of it. Think of this. Like, there's so many on camera. Think about the amount off camera. Like, how often does it happen? Magic tires are going wild. I'm going to hit by a big tire and no one's solid.

Yeah, no. I think 1.3 billion people got hit by a spare tires. Yeah, actually, just just a deer alone. Wait, that makes me question. That makes me question, grunk, since you thought about that, you know the movie Tire? I don't die.

Really? That's why they made the movie. Are you lying right now? Look at it. You know the movie Tire? Are you trying to lie right now, Nick? I'm not. No, it's a horror movie about a tire.

Yeah. Look up. It goes and kills people. It's called rubber. Oh, it's called rubber. It's real. It's called rubber. It's the same thing.

Tire. This is stupid. Nick. I actually, I actually think you'd be like, wait, Grom, now you mention that. It's actually true. If something happened,

it's off camera. Technically never happened because that makes a lot of sense. Isaac brings up a really good point about, you know, Shored Njur's cat. I don't know if you were heard of that. Grunk.

But basically, yeah. Okay, someone can like, here we go again. I'm not going in there. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to sit.

I understand that right now. We're going to let you do that right there. Have you guys ever seen that TikTok of that one guy? He said, no, show me the tit on a strawberry. Have you ever seen that before? No. That's like, that's bad TikTok humor.

That's the worst. That's like millions of likes TikTok humor. The context was simply put that someone said that they preferred strawberry milk over, you know what I'm talking about? Strawberry milk is good. Dude, you guys are so weird. Like, why?

Bro said context. Bro he evaluated the fucking joke. He was that saying it. Wait, did I miss something? I feel like I missed something. I think I actually genuinely missed something. Yeah, I think he had a telepathic mind reading. No, bro.

It's just like, I think I was trying to explain it. Well, have you evaluated and dissected? Really, the context was actually there the whole time, you know. Bro. Holy Jesus Christ. So Tanner. Yeah, man. You tripped out yesterday.

What happened, man? What's going on here? I took. I took 13 edibles last night. No. And I actually. I just. Okay,

Okay, Kiann, put that picture up Are we gonna talk about? Listen, yeah, it's really important. Last night, last night, I was crying, I was laughing for two hours. There's a recording of me

that's two hours long of just straight laughing. It's just laughing the whole time. I don't even think I said like how many words? Larry, Larry took one full send gummy and he lost it mind.

He took one milk boy's virginity rocks, gummy bear. Green to hell. That's, dude. He started telling us there was one billion gaming YouTubers. He did. He argued with us about nothing.

He tried telling me there was one billion people that have a YouTube channel dedicated to gaming. And we didn't say anything. We didn't say anything. He didn't say anything. I didn't. I didn't know. I didn't know what to say. What do you want me to say, bro?

He just started laughing as hard as he possibly too. We went on sending gifts of skeletons in different forms and sponge boxes. No, hold on, hold on. It wasn't just skeletons. It was Marr from home alone getting electrocuted that got him absolutely rolling for like 45 minutes. Every single picture that we found was like a different POV with like a different face, but it was still Mar from home alone getting electricuted. There's from 30 different frames.

It was like, you're like, one that part is a monitor and take a photo with his phone. And it would get different angles of the same phone. Oh, on the same phone. And then the sponge ball. And then the sponge ball one's rolled in. We got him with this one.

Oh, my God. Dude. Ready? There's too much off-camera context that these are going to miss. Unfortunately, sorry for the audio listeners. They are posting photos. Yeah, for the YouTubers,

Cam, put all those gifts we just posted in there. That would be delightful. You're going to say divine. I just lost my mind for saying. Yeah, no, that's too funny not to bring up. Marv getting electrocuted screenshots. Look it up if you have free time. It's so good.

It's really funny. Marr, getting electric kid is the best. It is so, it's peak humor. It actually is. Holy. Yeah, me, I got to tell you something, man. All right. You should be dead right now.

I'm going to be 100% real. I told an entire audience that you were dead, and they're expecting you to be dead. Your mom reached out to me and, like, asked me to make an appearance at your funeral. You shouldn't be alive. Nice words. My mom would not want any of you at my funeral. Oh, really? Yeah.

Is your mother binging with Babish? Is your mother that Nicholas guy, Nick Giovanni or whatever, who makes... Yeah, she buys really big cheese wheels. I fucking love cheese wheels. And eat some. And just cheese them all. Wait, hold on. Unhinges your jaw and has a big, like, jolly rancher...

I mean, a jawbreaker... I mean, a jawbreaker size. It's just a jaw for one, easy, wincy, little jolly ranch. I don't know what I was going to say after that. You guys are off the Goopcast tonight, for real. You know me. Chilling in the dead face in front yard. Chilling in the yard with my chuckle sandwich.

Having a cold one, dude. Having a cold one with my chuckle sandwich. In the yard, eating a chuckle sandwich and having a cold one. Sucks. Where does group chat even fit into that? Talking to my group chat. Talk to my church. texting the group check in the yard.

My chuckle sandwich having it to the cold one. Talking to Joe Rogue. Talking to Joe Rogue. I just ran across my mind. So anyway, yummy, tell us a little bit about your house endeavor.

What's been going on with that? How are you doing? Did you find out of bed or are you still laying on a mattress? I did. I bought a bed two days ago. I got an expensive bed, but it was working.

I did. I'm just saying, listen. No, I'm not trying to flex. I'm just saying. It's an investment in my health. Sorry, continue. All right.

I sleeping it for one third of my second. Come on. Oh, leave it alone. Let him speak. I endorse his purchase. You did too, Nick. I did. A piece of shit.

After sleeping on it for two nights, if you can spend more on a bed, do it. I think it's crazy that people will spend like 30 or 40K on a car, but not like a few grand on a bed. Something that you literally use like three times as much as they are. It's kind of stupid, actually. Your back is broken in half when you're older. Yeah.

A bed is such a smart investment. Don't sleep in a car. You can sleep in a car if you wanted to. You could, but that's not a $60,000 bed. So if you have a car, you don't need a bed. $60,000 bed. If you think about it, that's a $60,000 bed. You can sleep.

And you got AC and music. True. Wait, holy shit. And it can move. It can move. It can sleep a car. It's a trailer home. No, don't get a trailer home.

I'll be honest, though. Would you actually, like, go on one of those, like those little things that you see on TikTok where people make their entire car into like a whole ass living song like a van and then they'd be like here's how I make six figures as a developer and can live pretty

much anywhere because they have Starlink gets me pissed off yeah that's kind of cool I think it's kind of cool except they probably smell like shit because they can't shower that is true yeah wait I do they shower I never thought of it they go to like state parks and stuff I think right no don't they go to the gym

and just like what the hell you're talking about Because like here's the thing. Here's the thing. If you're homeless, if you're homeless, the biggest thing you can have is a gym membership. That's actually. That's true. Yeah, I know. It's true.

I know a lot of people that have done that were in their life. They would like rent out an office and then sleep there, which is against the law. But they do that and then they would get a gym membership and go there to shower. We had a, I worked at a gym and we always have like these homeless people just only buy a membership. And what they would do is they take a shower. And then they go to the vending machine, gets like some cheezits. And then they'd leave. And then they go sleep outside on a bench or something.

But as long as they had that. membership, they had a bunch of stuff. They were chilling. Oh my God. I hope one of them comes in when it really kills you. I hope one of them comes in and gets jacked. Dude, I don't think, I don't think any homeless person could kill me. I'm stronger than the average homeless person.

Stronger than the average homeless person. I hope you're stronger. They would not be able to overpower me. That's actually real. Like, same goes, no, I'm not going to say it. Never mind. Not if they're on drugs. If they're on drugs, no, that doesn't have anything to do with anything.

Homeless people on drugs are like statues. How can they buy from the vending machine? They have like quarters. What? It's true. That's true. Yeah. Like, well, how, no, no, I asked them.

Wait, wait, softwilling is, like, his real, his prestige neighborhood and all of his vent machines have card swipers and stuff. You're like, how do you wait? They should have Apple Pay? Like, they do Apple Play and Android pay? What's going on here? It's like, I've heard of those home. I've heard of homeless people, but.

You guys have homeless people where you are? I've never seen one of those. What are those? Oh man, we went to L.A. back in 2020. Every single night we'd go out and, oh, man, we would have to dodge homeless people with our, like, scooters and shit. Well, I mean, hold on. It wasn't as bad as New York City. Okay, wait.

That sounds horrible. Yeah, dude, I was trying to dodge. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like, I was trying to dodge homeless people on my hoverboard. And I couldn't, like, they were trying to get off my fucking face. I was playing with my cadamah on my hoverboard. One of them punched my Valciaga shoes. He just touched me and I almost said throw everything. He rubbed against my

essential fear of God sweatsher and I got pissed at him. I fucking yelled at that guy. He fucking beat his ass. This costs more than your life, buddy. It's flicked him on the forehead. It's a little like, that was freaked up. Sorry, guys.

To the homeless listeners, I apologize. the homeless. We love the homeless people. We love the homeless fan base. Oh my God, Isaac. What? We forgot to say on our Twitter, remember?

The most like comment. Oh, no. Wait, we can say that. It's okay. It counts. Okay. Go ahead, Tanner. It is, I am the winner.

You are the winner. You replied to a tweet. Yeah, I replied to it, and I ended up being the winner. It was a most like tweet in the next 24th hours will be the opening line in the next episode. And me winning with a whopping Where the hell is it at?

With 729 likes, um, here you're gums. Bisexuals rise. Larry stands up. Larry stands up. Okay. Hello.

Hello, I'm Larry. I'm Larry. I'm. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I don't think we've ever had a bisexual president before. I could be. We did know. We never had a Mexican,

bisexual president. Larry can change that. Oh my God. I'm the vision of 2037. That's not even an election year at all. There can't be an election year. Hola. So again.

2027. This is why we can't have a Mexican bisexual president. They take the election year is in 2037. Wait, this is the same guy that said Jeopardy. Can I get what is that for 700? Shut up. What he said?

300. That's what he said. It was all even numbers and he said not. What was the scale? Because I didn't know that. I thought it was like up to 500. 400. 400.

You said 300. Oh, that's so. And then you ended up saying a thousand after we already chose a thousand for the same category. Good time. Holy future. After Larry, after Larry winning the election, he goes, leave a La Mexico and he lifts up a little

Twits a little A bunch of little cart told him he'll run out from his armpits A bunch of like cats with sombreros playing the trumpet

come out Larry's winning Lai's winning speeches Liva la Vita and you're like ridges of dude I don't think

we've ever mentioned this on the podcast but when Isaac and I stayed at Larry's house and his neighbors were having a party

we felt the bass and like everything the music was in our chests. That's how hard they were partying. Every family knows what? I feel nothing. What are you guys talking about?

You're accustomed to it or something because we were laying there. We were like shaking in your head. Hot, sweaty by the way. We're playing at max like three volume. What are you talking about? It's like 78 degrees in your room and humid and you're like, ah, this is so, you guys are cold? You're like sweating and underwear, dude. What are you talking about?

You guys are my tortillas as blinking? I think. The extra large Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Hold on He's like Larry's Larry's face mask Because there's Guacamole What Larry goes

To be Toothes Sour cream Larry Larry say it's okay It's okay This is funny though

It's okay Larry Oh my god dude Tug's collar Say it's okay Larry. No, but listen, listen, but listen, Nick had a haunt Isaac on my bed.

What? I grabbed his ass. He grabbed mine. It was like a mutual agreement. Oh, wait. Yo, Larry actually tell the story of what happened. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. So, oh, I can't actually, I can't remember exactly.

But all I remember was, I was sleeping on the ground, okay? You know what I'm saying? I had guests over. So I was sleeping on the ground and they were sleeping on my bed. And then this was like at 5 in the morning. I wake up and I see Isaac about a fall and then Nick like he's like still asleep kind of but he grabs him and then he pulls him in clothes

and they're basically like And I wiggled my ass Yes yes We're like rooting right Isaac just let it happen And Isaac was little spoon Isaac was little spoon Isaac was Louisville

I was a little spoon I'm losing viewers We're losing viewers We're losing viewers Straight down grass Are you guys, wait? So you're telling me you guys are homophobic? That's kind of weird.

That is interesting. I just looked around my room. Yeah. I look straight at my OBS. It's like ADHD. You like look around. I saw the sound waves go flat on my audacity. I heard my fucking dog walking again.

I heard my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Goofy awe. That was so goofy awe. It's just goofy awe. It's a goofy awe.

Goofy awe for real. Cut that shit out, man. It's okay. That's okay. So yummy? Yes, sir. Are we your favorite podcast? This is your home now.

I hope you understand that. You guys are my favorite podcast. I'd say, you're my favorite podcast. The group chat is number one podcast. You have many, like, friends who's pissed off? I didn't piss off anybody. I'm only friends with adults, Isaac.

You're okay with me having my opinions. Grunk? We're all children here. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not friends with that grunk guy. No, I don't think so. No, whoa. When did grunk here?

Wait, speaking of grunk. Say something of funny grunk. Wait, grunk. I have a question. Are you able to? Can you talk about that one thing that you did today? Are you able to? It's okay. You don't have to. Just vague if you really want to. It's totally cool if not.

Because Grunk had a big day today, but it's up to Grun. He's thinking. I don't think it's a date. It's just like a friend thing. I think it was homies. You guys were hanging out. But you know what, dude? Foot in the door. Foot in the door. She knows you. And you got a big foot grunk all the way up in that door. Okay.

Cam. actually pulling my collar at that one okay and you're not a big foot grown can it speaking of big foot gamer subs has a big foot in our door they have

we're putting up I try to say my out of that I was good yeah you're right to the sponsor right there you go but yeah we just went

thifting and it was nice and I got some clothes and I was just all we did. What? You need to do a hall video. Wait, yeah, did you? What did you get?

Did you get? You got an old air fryer? No, I wish. I got this shirt. I don't even know what the picture it is, but it says like balance and something else. I forget, but it was cool.

That's deep. That's a so cool. I got a nice button up. It's really soft. And, yeah. You, I got this I got this

What is it called How do you pronounce it It? Yasmite, you know Yosemite? Yosemite? Yosemite? In a way you said Yazmine.

Yosmite. Yosmite. Yasmai. What the hell? But yeah. I got this Jocemite jacket. And.

Yosemite. You bought it. Please don't tell you. You called it Yasmite in front of her. No, no. Well, actually I did. Oh, no. You can never talk to it.

Oh, it's over. Listen to me. I said, I said, like, I don't know how to pronounce it Yasmite. And she's like, oh, Yosemite. Biggs and funny brain. How did you forget it already, then? It was like an hour ago you got home. What?

What? How did you forget it so fast? Because I just forgot because all my life I thought Yosmite. Wow. Dude. That should have been like groundbreaking in your brain. Yeah. Well, it's weird.

It's weird pronunciation. Better luck next year, grown. There's always there's plenty of fish in the sea. Big question. Did you make her laugh? A lot. Woo! Oh, yeah.

Big foot in the door. There we go. Big foot in the door. Big foot in the door. You are so golden. Big, huge foot. Yeah, you are so big foot in the door, dude. Nice.

How'd a boy. Did you see if there were any like N-64s or N-S is anything cool like? No, we only went to Goodwill And there's one local place So there wasn't gonna be anything crazy Yeah, if you want to find some good shit You gotta go to like not Goodwill Like some family run flea market as

Thrift Shown Or just go to like a really rich area And try to see You gotta go to a place that's like a bird in a cage Just chill in there Like like a dog like by the door Yeah if they got like a pet in there You're gonna find like 34

No if there's like no doors at the front It's just like a hole Not like a hole But it's just like no doors And there's like a dog sitting there. The poop stays on the carpet. There's like a little kid walking around. You're going to find some good jeep.

Yep, that's what you know. Two straight cats. Two straight cats. Yeah. And then one of the cats is like sitting next to the cashier. There's an old man sleeping in the corner like watching TV. With his hat over his eyes. A hat over his eyes.

He has like a weed in his mouth and he's like kicked back like on a rocket chair. He's got like socks on and there's like a hole in his socks. He has like 2005 NASCAR race on. He's just like on his pants have like a patch like a really. He's watching NASCAR and a CRT TV. Every time you walk and he plays like a little song. You guys would get it. Can you help you with anything?

Can you help you find anything? So have you guys ever seriously gone thrift shopping? Like did you need to? Are you guys all privileged? I'm going to be honest. I actually, there was multiple times in my life where I had to, yeah. I have a lot of like older, older clothes. They don't have all of my clothes.

Yep. I got Amy Downs, like my whole life. From your sister? Yeah, no, from my friends. From like multiple friends. Guys, I don't think that's very funny. I went into a thrift shop and... What?

What? Your segways. Your segways is so awful. I was going to tell us. Guys, I went to a... I zoned down. I walked into a thrift shop. I didn't know Yomi. It was talking.

No, I was stunned because they made fun of me for getting hand-me-dounds for my friends. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got hand-me-dounds from, like, my cousin and stuff, but never my friends. I didn't have any cousins. Well, near me. Did you have it? Did you ever wear any clothes from your sister? Huh?

Dude, what are you talking about, man? What are you talking about? Hold on. Who do you think I am? I don't have any. Nick, you have an older sister so elaborate on that question is you get

from your biggest sister wore high heels You do Yeah, there was a time where my sister and I were able to swap clothes Yeah, there was So what did you

salvage from us though? It was typically just shirts Because she would She probably wore a lot of shorts Yeah, so she would just wear like shirts So we'd go like back and forth with that There is a photo of me that I can find

It was the summer of 2019 I have a photo of me And her booty shorts So, can we see those? Yeah. Can't bring that up. You can't put this on the screen. But I'm keeping it for the rest of the podcast.

No, don't. Put shake on it. I can actually find it. If you guys keep on talking, I'll be a way and I'll find it. Yeah, my first time I went to a thrift shop. I actually felt really uncomfortable. And I left immediately. I cannot find really anything I liked.

I was like, I don't really need to be in here. I saw like a Forman grill. and I was like, I'm going to leave. I was like, 2699. Yeah, I was like, I saw like a SpongeBob t-shirt and a four-man grill. I go, I don't have any, I don't need anything from this place. The first time you went, did you go by yourself? Yeah, I went by myself on my own thing.

As a functioning adult. So you never went as a kid? No, never in my life. Dude, that was a different world. You guys were just all rich, I guess. I didn't even buy clothes, Isaac. Oh, my God. You don't buy clothes now.

Yomi. Yomi, you had a strap from. You had a China strat. The China method, didn't you? Oh, I did that when I was like 17. Can you explain what the China method? Yeah, what is the China. This was all pre-COVID.

I did it when I was 17 years old. You just goes directly to... What? What? What is he laughing at? What? What is it pre-COVID when you were 17 and you're like 25? Dude.

I'm 21. I am 21. Pre-covid. Pre-COVID. COVID one. I was fine. Listen, there's context as to why I'm saying it's pre-COVID. You fucking moron. It's because you can't do it anymore.

Okay. All right. The China Strat is outdated because COVID ruined it. Also, it's the China. It is madded us, I think. Well, every small town has a local Chinese man in an alleyway you can talk to that sells clothes for really cheap. Yeah. But also, he has connects to, you can go on random

websites. There's IRL meta for that shit? I didn't know that, dude. There's IRL meta And then there's online meta Where you could go directly to these sites That you get stuff directly from the factories And the manufacturers, you don't buy it Like factories that literally make shit for Adidas

So you could buy from them It's like the alley express Or I whatever it's called for But it wasn't even that It was like way more Like everything was in Chinese There wasn't a single word in English On these websites and they were kind of like

Not really hard to find But you had to look for them Dude, that's actually like a, that's a legit, like, I've never read that before. But I bought, I bought 40 t-shirts for like $20. That was wish. Dear Lord. Oh my God. I was going to make it.

What's up? Did they have print on them or were they just plain? No, they were just plain t-shirts. But they were like colored, like green and brown and tan. Like, brown. A dollar of pop? That's absurd. And I was going to make a YouTube video.

It's so brown like that. What? Ooh. I'm sorry, something going over my head. Something went over your head. What? Like,

people said brown. No way. It's right with you guys. I think you're making shit up. I think you're lying. I think you're lying to the movies. You're making shit up. Anyways.

Anyways. People on YouTube, nothing really happened. All right. Yeah, nothing happened. I wanted to make a YouTube video long, long time ago

where I could have bought, I think it was 800 pairs of socks for like $300. And I was going to do it. Because it was really funny. Or maybe it was like $200. It was ridiculously cheap for so many fucking pairs of socks. Yeah, and that's the Chinese method.

The Chinese method. Somebody in chat, I don't know who it was, but I saw they patched the China method. I giggled a little bit. They patched it. I saw someone say brown with the skull emoji and I laughed a little bit. She's just like so funny with it. All right. Here's the picture of me and the booty shorts.

if you look in the way you're gonna dude you're a minor be careful be careful in this picture no he's not no he's not no he's not he's not he's older

he's old man yeah he's old man yeah he's older wait is he looked you looked bigger in that picture yeah you have some big you have a big ass ass in that

wait did you just take that did you take that here look here's me look at they call me they call me thundoo thighs who did you send these to

what the hell they don't wait didn't all right you look exactly the same from that picture to right now. I'm gonna be 100% of us with you. That was actually yesterday.

I believe you. If you said it was yesterday, I would have believed you. Guys, cut it out. Why? I went to a team of polyconcer yesterday. No, you didn't.

Oh, really? Yomi, tell us more about that. Did you? Didn't, no, sorry, go ahead. Continue.

I was going to ask something. I was going to ask something. I what? I told Yomi something horrible yesterday. And he responds, thank you with a heart. I hope something horrible would happen to him. He basically said that he hoped that I got drugged.

But he said it in a much meaner way. Oh, my God. He responds and said, thank you. Thank you. Big heart emoji. Yeah. It was awesome, though. It was in Nashville, and Damon Paul alive was pretty sick.

How did they turn them? I'm sorry. Even though I didn't know a lot of their music because I'm not like a super huge fan It's still like really awesome to see them live With all their production is crazy

Their sets are insane Yeah, it looked crazy Yomi was crying actually at the concert Because they like showed this like lady Talking about like this like hail you take And then like it gets super psychedelic Like really it gets really bad Yeah so their intro

Just for them cry Yeah, I was calling. Their 2021 intro for their tour is pretty crazy. You should look it up. It's just, it's like, I don't really know how to explain it. It's just really trippy. If you're on drugs while you're there, you'll turn green.

You'll actually read out. Yeah, you'll probably die and realize. You'll fall on the floor and start shaking really bad. I have a question, a little off topic, but would you guys ever go to a live Weezer concert? No. What's around with a Weezer? Hell no. I want to go there. I'm a fan.

I just go there just to go there and have fun. Yeah, exactly. I'd like push an old lady over. What are the user's biggest song? Magical. It's a one. It ain't so, whoa. That's your biggest one.

Or maybe the sweater song, you will not destroy my sweater. Whoa. Oh, whoa. Your sweater, it's too cold. That's a different. Okay. If you had the option,

if you had the option to go to a Rust concert, Weezer or Imagine Dragons Imagine dragons I would be bugging I'd be off my gourd I'd be off my god I would just I'd be screaming in like the back

I'm not gonna lie I would like smash a bottle against the singer's head and I'll start singing Why did you instantly say Russ Isaac? What's Russ? You don't know who Russ is? No I don't know God

because I was actually I was expecting like a lot like Worst options, but you said Matching Dragons. Shout out our sponsor, Russ, by the way. All right, it's either, it's either Hobson or Russ. Hobson. I actually like Hobson. I mean, I like Hobson's old stuff, so I would either.

Yeah, if he plays his old shit, I'm good. It's either Joyner Lucas or Youngling. Okay, guys, Joan or Lick's, GID, or NF, NF, NF, Eminem. or machine gun Kelly or machine would you rather go to

little pump or yeat oh that's actually logic or g easy oh all these guys saying

yeet and chat shut the hell up you guys are a bunch of shit that's a whole lot of yeet and chat

you can hear one like Taco Bell sound effect in a song and just let's say yeet

okay bye bye you so steady with it can't keep doing this shit I'm gonna keep doing this shit

I got the devil on my phone He told me keep doing this shit You know a name that people don't really talk about anymore Supreme Patty Oh That guy, fuck God He got skinny and nobody cares about it

The moment he fell off When he started posting his When he started posting his like Pimple Accutane routine on his stories That's what he actually started doing that Yes he did He would show the dermatologist Doing like his needle thing in

To get rid of the scars on his face And it was like yeah bleeding and shit Oh I remember that Why would you ever do that? He would turn up the saturation on all the thumbnails on his Instagram. Ew. He was gross. Maybe he wanted some people to be able to feel better.

Maybe some other people felt like that. He was the reddest man alive, yeah. Yeah. Remember Bunkane? Oh, my God, yeah. Now he's dating. He makes music. He raps.

Yeah, he's dating. He's dating. What's her face? What's her name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Catch me outside. Shit, girl. Yeah, yeah.

What? That's not. What? No, he's not. No, he's not. Bad lady, bad lady, bad whatever. She's like 14 years old and Boongang is like 37. Dude.

I remember I was playing a game on my Chromebook and it was called Boongang. And you would just, you'd go around stealing money from people. And every time he stole like a clip of money, it would be like, boom gang. Boom gang could be really loud. I brought my Gamer mouse to play it every day. That's horrible. What do you do in that situation If he came up to you

And he like took your car You know What are you doing the situation That's a crazy What are you gonna do Put a finger down If Boongang comes up You guys ever play the Oregon

Is it Oregon or Oregon The Oregon? The Oregon. Oregon Trail. Did you ever play the Oregon Trail That game? Dude, why you say it like that? Oregon Trail?

I say Oregon. Well, I don't say it anymore. You don't. You may literally say drawer. You made that up for fun. No, I say what? I say drawer.

Everybody is, what are we talking about? People say drawer. It's drawer. This motherfucker is a drawer. It's a drawer. It's a drawer. Dude,

why here's a W. You're pissing a lot of people. You understand it's the English language. You don't have to pronounce every fucking letter in the word. It's a drawer. Look, go get some from the drawer. Oh. It's a drawer.

It's a driver. Yeah, listen to yourself. Be normal. D drawer. You take my normal pills. I dumped them. I dumped them. Like dream told me to.

Is there any other good J. Cole songs? Besides that one. Have you ever heard of White Dreams? That's a good song. Fool me one time. Shame on me. You. What did you say?

What did Larry say last night? What did Larry say last night? What did you say? Fall me one. Shame on me. Ful me one. Same on. you.

Wait, how did it go? It just fucking freaking out. What did the, I don't remember what I said. What did he actually say? It was so, it was fucking,

fool me once. For me twice. You can't fool me twice. For me one time, shame on you. For me twice. You know who actually said then? You know who actually said then? Shame on belief.

Load the chopper letter rain on you. Wait, you know who actually said then? It was like, George Bush. When he was like, fool me once, shame on you.

That was over the clip came from. I can't get fooled again. You're doing what you never go and do it. I can't get fooled again. I can't get fooled again. He's the hard. That was the hardest thing. What?

He said that. Toughest president of life ever. Fool me once. I can't, I can't get fooled again. What? He said that. He said that.

He said that. He said that was like this guitar song. Yeah. Yeah. That was hard. man an an an an sorry yeah

George Bush is pretty awesome yeah role models is like the only song I don't think you should say George Bush is pretty awesome right now oh sorry yeah yeah that thing he did

was cool yeah that thing he did that thing he did that thing he did he did he did something sometime in September

that thing he did was not cool that one thing he did that one time he pissed a lot of people I forgot he made a lot of enemies that day George you're pissing a lot of people off is what they said George you're not liking this

that when he was reading a book to those kids that guy whispered in his ear he was like George you're pissing a lot of people right now George did fish George they're not liking what you did up there you really you really did not do well man I sorry anyway Oh my God. The second I said that, I was like, why am I even talking right now?

The second I started talking. Aw. Dude. I was expecting the numbers to go up when we were talking about George Bush. We were very George Bush fan base in the old softball. Are we in George Bush fan base? I probably don't even know who George Bush is. Here, I'll post a picture of Maxine in the chat.

A lot of pictures There's a lot of I know he's going to post Baseball Wait is that actually Bush No that's his father That's George Bush That's George Bush

That's George Bush That's HW That is HBOBW That's HW Who's W then? Baseball W is just the guy I was like

I can't even fool the game I need to get a atrocity And then he's all about baseball When This is W George Bush is a thousand years old Dude, every president is a puppet Dude, like a giant hand in their ass

If I ever saw a president, IRL I don't know what I do I'd probably say that I'm not gonna do anything bad He just doesn't know what he would do I just don't know what he would do I'd look at him for a little bit at least I just like stare at him

And then I'd be like, hey. I'm not going to lie, dude. Sometimes I like to push my luck and test it. Like, I'll, like, look at him and then I'll switch my eye a little bit. And I'll start scratching my neck. And I'll just see what the security guard is here. There was this tweet that I saw where Zendaya and what's his face. Tom Holland were out.

And they were like just chilling there for like 15 minutes in some place eating and drinking coffee. Let me guess the guys on this laptop. No, I'm not talking about that guy. But yeah, you're right. I'm talking about someone else that replied. And there was a, there was a black guy that was sitting next to Tom Holland and someone said, oh my God, can we talk about how accepting he is

to sit next to minorities or something like that? How comfortable he is. Yeah. Are you for real? What? Apparently someone said he was like raised in like I don't know fucking word.

Dude, come on. That was the worst. That's real? Yeah, they were talking about how he was like so open minded or not weirded out. He's dating. He's dating.

Yeah, he's dating. Zendaya and they're like, I can't believe he's sitting next to a black guy. He's just like on his laptop, he's drinking a coffee. He just minding his own business. I can't believe he's so comfortable. Twitter's the worst app of all time. Yeah, Twitter sucks.

Twitter fucking sucks. If you have an opinion, just don't even put it on Twitter, please. This do not say anything. Don't like. Yeah, no more opinions on. I feel like there's like some bit of like some ironic people out there though that are like

It's dude you know what it is actually I didn't even cut you off Larry But it's China dude it's all China Oh What? That was the last thing I'd ever I'd expect I just spit my entire

Gamer shit I spit it all over my laptop Chromebook I just didn't lay out on my Chromebook I did a spit take Okay wait no wait Keep on. Yummy, what do you mean by that?

What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Elaborate. Do your research. Do your research. Do you want to make good back. How about you watch one Joe Rogan podcast? Oh, you download a TikTok?

Do you like it's selling Chinese malware? Yeah, you like China. You like China stealing your information, having TikTok? Yeah. Dude, look it up. Whoa, that reminds me. I remember when TikTok is run by Chinese. was under fire because they were a Chinese

app and then people were like, they're going to sue your information by the way. And I think Yeah, I think half of the people like deleted TikTok and then after a while I grew back so I mean, good for them. Wasn't there a scare that TikTok was going to like get banned and everybody was like, no, what am I going to do without TikTok? No, I actually

It lasted for like a week. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I'd never do his jokes about Lil Huddy getting a job and I made Oh yeah. Like, ohuddy. Yeah. It's hard to believe that people were so scared that TikTok wasn't get taken away from them

and they're gonna have to like, they're gonna get like do the renegade. Do the rents with owner. Making a McDouble. Making a, that was a weird time. I was like, dude, do people really care? All right. Honest question, though.

I don't know why I thought of this. Would you guys ever work at a Sonic? No. Wait, okay. The only, the only way I will is if I get to roller skate all the football. Yes. Yeah, that's the only time.

That's the only time. Yeah. Sonic has some nuts like corn dogs. Like their corn dogs are crazy. That's the opposite of what I want to do. I've seen too many people slipping and crash in and throwing trace of food on cars.

All this soda just dumped straight into the window. He throws the entire tray of food. He throws the entire thing behind his head and does like a weird slipper dancing. I want to see a video of a guy roller skating, drops the soda on like the customer, and then the customer turns to like a skeleton. And then he's like six comically large red slushies,

drops him on a customer. Look at it. Look at it. Look at chat. Look at chat. Look at chat. There we go. Oh.

That would be one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened in your entire life. I would never go to Sonic if that ever happened. Yeah. What do you do? I'd get out and beat that dude's ass. I don't care if he's covered in slushy. What happened if you actually like full on swang your club at a mini golf place and like just hit it out of the fucking course? Would you get kicked out?

I've seen a kid do that. I've seen a kid do that and he didn't get kicked out. Wait, we went golf. We went top golf. Oh my God, we did go to top golf. We did. Yeah. And I think I accidentally, I hit the, uh, the putt too hard and it went behind me and a girl in the head.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can put at top golf. Yeah. Really? Larry, wait, didn't it hit some girl in the head?

Yeah, I hit the girl, and then she looked at me. She looked at me and I was like laughing and she was not laughing. So the rubber tea, where you put the ball on top of, right? Larry swang and it smacked the rubber tea and that shit went flying and smacked some bitch in the back of the head. And Larry just stayed. Why should you call her a bitch? I would have called it. I would call it. I don't know.

What is? I don't know. Some fine young lady in the back of the head. It was so awkward, dude, because I looked at her, and I thought she was going to laugh, and then I was laughing to myself. And now it looked like I was just laughing at her. She was not. She played off teas at, like, mini golf places, really? Yeah, I mean, at least at top golf you can.

Top golf. I didn't even. I thought they only had a driving range and people to, like, drink them and fall in the nets. Top golf? Yes. You guys are talking about, like, with the driving range. Tri-Golf is the driving range where you have, like, circles you got to aim for. Yeah, it's like, well, there's levels.

But they also have mini-golf somewhere else. No, okay. We were just mixing conversation. Yeah, Isaac. It was just the T. It was the T. Oh. The rubber T, not the Pud.

I don't know where that word came from. I think you saw Puppet. It's not Puppet. Oops. Oh, I got you. I got you. I got you. I know for a fact you lived near one, too.

Oh, me? Yeah, he does. I think everyone here does. Yeah. Yeah. When my friends came to Virginia, we went to Top Golf, and when I went to Texas, we went to Top Golf. That's like the thing to do when you meet up with the online friends.

I think we should do Top Golf. They have really good food there. I'm not going to lie. Dude, they have crab legs and, like, alcohol there. It's absurd. It's actually crazy there. We didn't. No, we didn't.

Well, we didn't go. We had, no, we had. Oh, wait. bro was about to make up like a fucking list that what we had remember when we went and suddenly like order like crabs

you don't remember that I was going to say oh wait I was going to say when we met up we had plans to go to Applebee's and like order every single appetizer and like drink a lot

but we never did that yeah yeah those internet just dies Applebee said order epipet we had a plan to go to

Applebee's dude why did that happen Every, two for 20. Stop up. Go ahead. What were you supposed to do, Tanner? We were supposed to Applebee's.

We were going to go to Applebee's and order every single appetizer and drink a lot of alcohol. That's what we were going to do. But we never did that. And I was actually kind of pissed about that. No, what we did was Frank Larry. We did not go out. We went to B-dubs. It was B-dubs.

It was B-dubs. Buffalo Wildlings is so awesome. B-duddlew Wildlings. Thanks a lot. You're drooling. I can know. I love. I love buffalo always.

I love. Growing up in a small town, Buffalo Wildwigs is the best food you can get. It's kind of sad. It was like a taste of the big life, the city. You know, you live in like the... You see a big yellow building and you're like, shit you're... I know that secondhand.

I think any food is the best food I've ever eaten because I don't live in any way. Sawdust. I don't want my own. There's like sawdust on a Wendy's burger. That's all I can get to. And your city suffers like sandstone. Starved. Yeah.

It has like a homeless problem. And like all I can get is a Wendy's McDouble. Or like whatever it's fucking called. You guys have a subway and like a McDonald's. We have a lumber mill, a Wendy's, a subway. A McDonald's that's right next to your fucking gym. McDonald's that's right next to my gym. Yep.

That's good. And I saw a needle when I was walking out of my gym the other day. It was pretty crazy. Oh, dude. I'm in the trenches. Wait, hold on. Tenor. Tenor.

I mean, I'm in the trenches. Tenor. Are you like the urban legends in your area? The urban legends? Like the mythical, the mythical legends in your area. The what? The windigo. Wait.

Dude, hold on, wait. Oh, fuck. Hold on. Wait, keep talking. There's actually an urban legend I need to think of it. You put me on. You had a bunch of little goblins running around in your town.

There's a garden gnomes running around and stabbing people. What are those things called? The rake, like the rake, like creature. The rake? Oh, like the humanoid ones. It's like the shape shifting humanoid thing. They like shaking. Oh,

Skinwalker. Skin walker. We have like, we have, no, it's not a rake. I don't know what a rake was, but we have a skin.

For leaves. You know, there's something real called the rake. Look it up, YouTubers. He's actually, it's real. No,

I know what he's talking about. Yeah, but we actually have like, believes there's actual real life skin like walkers in our town. They're real. They are real. Yeah, because I looked outside one day at 3 a.m.

I live in like the deep dark woods. That's actually true. And I have one, like street lamp down by my driveway. And there's like this, like I looked outside. And I saw like this creature standing on two legs. It looked like a coyote. But I was like, oh my god, he was going to.

He was standing on two legs. I was like a coyote on two legs. I was like, all right. I guess he's just going to stand there and leave. I wake up at 5 a.m. I still see him standing on two legs. No. No.

Yes. In the exact same spot. That's terrifying. It's standing on two legs. That is terrifying. Then I look down. And. then it's like 505 I promise you and it's gone

and then I'm like okay it's gone now I don't believe stories like no this is real and then I'm like sleeping and like it's 545 it's 545 he's gone but I hear like my window is like slightly cracked and I have like a little gravel bed like outside of my room and I can hear's the like the gravel like the gravel and I'm like I'm not moving I'm like breathing really heavy

and then I he's like it like it doesn't move though it stays there for like 10 minutes I hear, and then it leaves. And then it leaves. And then I'm like, holy shit. I was like, dad, were you outside, like, in the gravel bed? And he's like, no.

And I see, like, footprints in the gravel bed. And he was like, no, I didn't go outside at all the day. That is like, no. That's real. And I feel like there was, like, somebody, like, staring into my window while I was trying to sleep. There was, like, two big deep, like, I don't like that. It's weird.

No, yeah. Yeah. In my backyard one day, like a while ago, no, like years ago. There was just, like, like, blood-curdling scream. It was like, ah, yeah,

don't even give me stories. I hope you know that cats when they have sex, they scream really loud. Yeah, but it wasn't that. That's for sure. And like,

my dog, my dog. Every time she heard it. Uh, uh, my dog. My dog. My dog.

My dog. Oh, my God. Every time she heard it, uh, she would, like, run into the darkness. of the woods like full speed

and wouldn't come back and like one time she came back and she was about to go inside she was walking up the steps and went again and then she was like ran right back into the woods I was I remember I was shaking I was terrified like I was like what is that thing but I think it was a coyote I'm pretty sure

I can just imagine this conversation get animated and you're like talking and then your eyes get really big and like what is that thing what is that thing? Because coyotes make the most like disgusting terrible, like, wretch sounds you could ever think of. Bobcats sound like women screaming, supposedly, when they're in the woods. Yeah.

Yep. That's scary. Wait, can I tell, like, a 10-second story? Okay, I was outside in the dark. I was taking, like, my dog out. And I was eating, like, I was, like, surreeless and had a peanut butter spoon in my hand. I had, like, a spoonful of peanut butter. I was eating all shirtless.

And I hear, like, I hear, like, this, like, branch break in the woods. I throw my peanut butter spoon into the woods as hard as I can. And I run away really fast. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm stirring

for it to get in. I'm sure you intimidated whatever it was. No. It's not. No. My German chef like,

barreling into the house. I'm like, yeah. Everybody. Run. Parallel. I am legend. It's so scary.

My heart was bad. Yeah, whenever, the fear of the unknown is probably the worst fear ever. Oh, yeah. I just chuck my, there's still being a butter on it. That spoon is probably still in the woods. I can actually go look for it. I promise you it's still in the woods. I have a horrible memory from when I was like 12, like 11 or 12.

And it's similar to like how you heard noises outside your window, Tanner. It was like, it was summertime and I lived in the south and there's a bunch of June bugs. A bunch of what bugs? They're called June bugs. Oh, okay. And they're like little beetles. And they like light a lot. Like they love light and they're really fucking annoying.

There's so many. And I had a lamp near my window. And they were like repeatedly slamming into my window really hard. Like a lot of them. I hate that. And it sounded like, I mean, I'm a kid. So like any noise is going to freak me the fuck out. It's like 2 a.m.

I'm playing like Skyrim on my PS3. It sounded like somebody was tapping on my window with their fingers, like their nails. Just like tapping. So I literally sprint out of my room and I ran into my mom's room. And I was like, I was yelling mom. as I was going down the hallway, and I must have woken her up out of some, like,

sleep paralysis or some shit because when I turned on her light in her bedroom, she was standing six inches in front of my face. Like, oh, what, what, what, what? And she looked insane because she had it sleeping the whole night.

And she was right in front of me, and she ended up scaring me more than the fucking shooting hoods, like slamming against my window. And I started crying because I thought my mom was possessed, and it freaked me the fuck out. If you guys,

if you guys want to talk about scary stories, I have one that might take a few minutes but a little of mercy. I have one as well. I don't know if I ever told. I have a little nasty one. I think I've told you guys before. I don't think I've ever...

I said this once on stream and it was bad, but I'm trying to make it as short as I can. So I used to live in this house that was kind of like... There was like this weird place behind us was like an industrial thing. You know, it was a huge-ass parking lot. You know, offices, blah, blah, blah.

But there was this one house on that property that the owner refused to move out of. and it got foreclosed upon and it got boarded up and everything and my friends and I used to kind of like bike around in the parking lot back there and eventually and curiosity got the best of us. We went back there

and there was just this really old ass house you know, I had a well and everything and, you know, we would spend a lot of time back there and there was graffiti and like pentagrams on like the boards of the windows and stuff and it was like, I mean like I don't fuck with it already you know, it's such a young,

it's a bad Jew, it's a bad jujuju Um, back there every couple whatever eventually we found like this fucking this

goose you know he was just kind of all the time there they were always there we named

one of them Sarah um for what reason I don't know why we just named it Sarah really all right cool

um you know fast forward a few years of us always hanging out back there blah blah I'm moving out in my house

you know we're moving um maybe like an hour and a half away um and we know we go back there

one last time at night to kind of just you know like take a picture whatever you know it was like it held a lot of sentiment with us because we grew up chilling back there and we took a couple pictures and as we were leaving we heard this terrible blood-curdling

scream and crash coming from inside this house and of course us being teenagers we we booked it we were gone we were I don't think I've ever ran faster in my life than at that very moment in time because that I mean dude I was I was fucking terrified um but you know I'm going I'm like I'm like like Like, what was that all about? Blah, blah, blah. And fast forward again, another year after that. And I was telling my mom, whatever. But we were doing research on this house.

And it turns out it was a witch house in the 1800. They were practicing witchcraft back there. What the fuck? Some really scary shit. And all of these, they had two children. And one of them died at the age of three. and her name was Sarah. So that was, that was probably the...

That's absurd. That's actually absurd. Dude. Coincidence. Like, modern witchcraft doesn't scare me, but the fact that people were doing that shit like so, so long ago, like in the woods.

It's just so weird, you know? A. It's a big fire in the woods. It's at 3 a.m. That's bad. That's like the worst. Just imagine, like, I don't even know. like making your life about that before any advancement of anything.

Like it's such a weird decision. How would you know about it? Yeah. It kind of already started back then. Especially like, it was popular back then. It was very weird to evolve to that. Yeah.

But dude, that, that shook me to my core. That's bad. It was really bad. I have two short stories. One that I feel kind of bad about that I actually never spoke about to this day. Because I don't know entirely what I saw. But I was driving like with my mom.

And we were going from my dad's house to my mom's house. So it was about like 40, 50 minute drive. I wasn't sure exactly like I'm saying what I saw. But I just remember looking off to my right as we're on the highway. And there's like the back of this one strip mall or whatever. And I just see this black car with a door opened up. And these three guys carrying this one person. I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl by like picking them up on like their hands,

their feet, whatever. that person's like struggling and I see them shove the person into the car. And that's all I saw. Are you witnessed something there? But that was like years ago and I was like what the fuck did I see? So.

Old were you? I had to have probably been like seventh grade. Oh yeah. I mean your first thought as a seventh grader is not to like call the police and tip them off. Yeah. That was pre-COVID by the way.

Yeah. Oh my God. Come on. Pre-cov. Mine was literally back when like a year or two before COVID. You guys are so now. My sixth birthday.

Pre-COVID, by the way. Yeah, no. And the other one was, there was this one house that was known to be, I guess, quote-unquote, like haunted, but I was never too sure about it. I never kind of like believe in that stuff, like growing up. So this was my friends of my sister,

we all went over there to check it out. Turns out that the entire family got murdered in that house by a stalker. So someone was like stalking their house and would just, yeah, until you like, yeah, until you like killed all of them. And then when people, no one knew about the first murders, apparently after researching this. And then nobody wanted to buy that house until one family did. And then they ended up finding out and catching the guy. But that, after that, no one moved into it. Right.

So they sell the house. And now it's like a museum or some weird shit. It's not even a museum. It's like a monument. You know how like they do that thing? We're like, like, a point of interest. Yeah. Point of interest.

People can, like, drive by and like, hey, look at that. Before they did that, we went to the back door because we just were mad fucking nosy. We opened the fucking door and I shit you the fuck not. We saw literal like bats come out of there. The door actually fucking opens wide and we just feel this cool chill of fucking air. And that was it. I just fucking win. What a Scooby-Doo.

That's a little. That's a little bit. It sounds so Scooby-Doo. Like, get out of here. Like, I just jumps into your friend's arms and you guys both run away. Nick's friend is like, what's behind you? And then Nick looks behind him and you see that? Um, guys.

Is it the line right now? Was that, was that the end of the story? It was just. Yeah, it was just a fact that we got really murdered. It was a scary house. Bats. Bats are, Bats are weird.

That was pre-COVID by the way, too, because we're in general how we're talking about bats. Have you ever seen a baby bat? Yeah, they're adorable. Have you seen them eat a banana? Oh my gosh. Yes. Baby bag and banana.

Oh, wait, I just completely remember it. It looks like Larry, kind of. What? That's Larry. Bound. Did you guys ever have like a Reddit high? No. No.

No, I didn't really use Reddit because I didn't really know what female was when I was growing up. Okay. I don't think I've... I played like a sport and I looked at a girl. Yeah. I like worked out a lot. Yeah.

Looked at a girl and that's it. I looked at a girl. I played sports and I looked at one woman in my life. Dude. Okay. I only have like a really nasty. It's not really nasty. It's kind of weird, but I was in Mexico and...

Come on. I was in Mexico, right? Yeah. So whenever you guys are thinking about this story, by the way, just make sure that you think of like really like sandy and kind of like... It is It's actually Okay

An orange filter It's between two mountains Like two mountain ranges Like this little Little town It's between two giant mountains So like it's very like It's not really foresty

But there's a lot of like Dirt and like sand And shit everywhere So yeah It's a bit like how you imagine And we think of Mexico Yeah And I was staying at my aunt's house

And there's like this bunk bed And I was at the top And Okay so like The way it is There's like, there are doors, but they're like very shitty doors. Like, there's just a lot of openness. Like, you can like, literally, like, someone can, like, crawl into the room, I guess.

I don't know. Like, anybody can get into the room. And there's, like, really no lock or anything. And I was staying at the top of the bunk bed. And so the first night, I, like, I was, like asleep. And then, like, I was, like, having trouble for, like, falling asleep. So I go to, like, turn on the light and I see a giant moth just right next to where I was sleeping. Like, like, it was like, here, I have a photo.

It was kind of, like. Piss me off. It was like the size. It was the size of my forearm. Dude. It was like huge, huge moth. And I freak out. And I like, I go to my, like, my parents' bedroom.

And I like, I'm like, I can't go in there. It's a moth. I'm like, this time is not going to do anything. Like, they don't buy you or anything. I'm like, do look at it. I'm not going to go there. I imagine when the moth and like, it's cramily. He's like,

I, like, yeah, I, like, yeah. Crazy. Larry's like, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, I got so scared that I, like, dumped out of my pants. They followed you on the way out.

My pants walked out of the room. Your pants were banging on their door with the two legs. The zipper opens up. I don't know. The zippers like a mouth flutters? Help! Help! Oh, I think that's a good...

I do. I do believe. It's time to wrap it up. That was a kid. It was a buzzer. We were having fun. Why can't we go over for one? We can stay here as, you know,

we could end the podcast and kind of catering everyone else's lives. But it is an hour of seven minutes over. It has been an hour and seven minutes. And I want to stop recording. Yeah. It's been. great. That was a fun. It's been great. That was fun. It's been great.

This was pretty good. This was pretty good. We always end up telling stories like at least once. That's awesome. Stories are very relatable and cool. Can I stop recording? No, no, no, no, no. Not yet, drunk. No, no, no, no.

Shut up, man. Yeah. All right, I'm a holy moly type of guy. What are you guys? What? I'm a gamer subs type of guy. I'm a gamer sub type of guy. Yeah, but I'm also a Gadzooks kind of guy. I like saying that.

I fucking love Getsukes. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I love me a great Gatsby. What? What did you? Oh, like, great Gatsby. Oh, my goodness. Gatshooks. Harder.

Getsukes. Let's get out of here. Larry, you saw the Atlas Ma. Was it the Atlas Mo? Was it the Atlas Mo? What? Wait, what? Are I stopped recording?

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