The Group Chat - #40 - GRUNK eats the HOTTEST GUMMY BEAR EVER!! 🔥🥵

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Episode. 40. 40 is 40. 40. Wait, we're 40. That's a milestone. That is a milestone.

That's a milestone. That's 10 weeks times four. I remember my parents were like when they turned 40. They're like, this is a milestone. I'm like, oh. Mine were depressed. They got like really sad. You said when your parents turned 40?

Oh, yeah. They were like depressed. Right. You know, why were they depressed? Yeah, I was alive. I was alive. Well, only have our eggs for a few. I think that was a lot.

Yeah, we're about to enter menopause. 40's like half your lifespan. Yeah. No. I can't wait for menopause. I cannot wait. We're going to menace stop uploading. What is average death age?

Average. What country? 40. U.S. 42. 77. 77? Oh, my God.

You used to be higher and then we went lower because we started eating so much fried food. Wait, you're right. Thank you, KFC for being in. In Canada, it's not a somebody. Everyone is going down. quick shout out the GamerSups for sponsoring this podcast Just a quick one Wait, they're sponsoring us again?

You know, again, second time in a row Code group for 10% off You get fun to use that doesn't smell like fat, sweaty guys I want to say something I want to bring back when we used to combine shit Like when Tanner put Sprite and Gamer Fart And that was like a bit of a crazy craze going on I kept in Tito's inside of like Gamer Fart

Gwackmoly Giac-Tor and I got fucked up We mixed Tito's with titty milk as well. It's like a four loco. Ew. It is like a four loco. But healthier. There's not 500 calories in it. And like 8 grams of sugar.

85 grams of sugar. How many calories are in soju? 500. The same is like 100 grams of like sugar. The same as a four loco. Socae taste good. I hate that. Soque rice wine.

I'd have to put a gun on my mouth and drink sake. It's yummy. It's warm. You got to heat it up. Heat it up? Yeah, it's better serve hot. You could do warm, warm sockets. You could heat up that?

Yeah, they serve hot and cold and chilled. I'd rather take, I'd rather sip on Fireball than sip on sake. Dude. Ew. Fireball's actually yucky. It's like right up your nose, dude. That's actually Yucky. How do you like Fireball by hate sake?

I don't make, that doesn't make no sense to. Every ball is like Fireball. I've ever since the first time I've ever tried Fireball, I was like, this is baby's drink. If you like Fireball, you have trauma. Yeah. You like, he just starts diagnosing him. Yeah, man, that's fucked up, dude If I had trauma, what would it be?

No dad. Oh, your dad left. Yeah, your dad left. I think you get a lot of things You were benched on the basketball team. Yeah, you actually imagine. If Yummy, like, pursued basketball

and he had a player card and like, you, big round ass in the air. Yep. Oh. Dunk, slam dunk. Oh my God. Your legs spread open.

And then you're kissing in gold. And it's like selling on eBay for like 2000. High 16. Wait, Mersh. Yomi basketball card. That's actually real. Yummy Jersey. It was like a number in the back.

Oh, holy. What is your number, yummy? Why did you say my name once? 14. Yeah. 14. That's legit. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Picked it out, Dade. 14. Why'd you pick 14? Boy, you picked 14.

You got to, dude. It was 20. No, no. It was. So it was 24. Then it was 24 for Kobe. RIP. And it was 20.

And then I went down to 14 because I didn't like 20. I don't know. The close. You are to number one, the better you are on the team. That's real. No. 99.

99 is what you said? If you have like, if you have double zero, you are the like, you're the best player in the fucking state. You're like state championship. Yeah, but that's not like a real.

I don't think that's like at actual high schools. I think it's like a, this is like travel. This is a bit unrelated. But, It still is relevant. Have you guys been seeing Joe Biden's, like, tweets lately? Like, lately, he's trying so hard to be related.

How do you fuck is that even close to being sort of relevant? Because he posted a photo of him and Stephen Curry walking out somewhere in suits or something like that. Actually, it's Stephen Curry. Every national champion goes to the White House like the following year. For the NBA. Every year. Remember when Trump said the entire, like, basketball team, McDonald's. Huh?

What? What's the thing? Yeah. When Donald Trump bought out like, like an entire. entire McDonald's to feed a basketball team. There's a whole bunch of pictures of just like McDonald's. But it's kind of cool. There's actually,

there's a private basketball court, like an entire full stadium inside the White House that we don't know about. They have a bowling alley in the, in the White House. Did you know that? They also have. So slackers. What?

These guys, all they do is slack all day. Yeah, what the hell are you playing in Tootown? Oh. Like what? No, no,

I was looking up something because I don't know if I was really talking about like the White House people, not Tanner and Barry. I thought Barry and Dunger playing Tunesown. No. I was going to say They were literally playing a game. You could tell by Tanner's face.

He's like, looking all. You're stupid. You're the dumbest person of all fucking time. You're an old tavern. You're a tappard. Yeah, he's tachs back. He's like,

damn. I'm going to watch like Overwatch pop up and your lights are going to start like going on your face and it's going to be like awesome. Oh my goodness. Listen. North Korea. Dennis Rodman.

Huh? Dennis Rodman, North Korea. The Bulls player, that guy? He's like friends with King John Moon. They want you, Antonio Brown? Is that his name? Oh, yeah, Snapchat.

He's the filter and everything, bro. It was bad. It was bad. Antonio Brown. You want me to say it, Isaac? Yeah. I don't know if that's going to like get rid of all right. You know, we're fine.

We're fine. Antonio Brown had posted a photo on Snapchat with a filter and everything of him getting his wee-wee. Sucked. It was just his location Like a town And it was just a

It was a someone on It was like Bay Area And then just this random girl Just Yeah And it's all I remember seeing Start to interrupt you

I remember seeing Little Pump getting his toe sucked by Riley Oh dude Yeah She smoked a blum between his toes That's pretty They were so ugly That's so sweet

Remember His toes look deprived She has a baby Huh? Huh? She has a baby Riley Reina's a child Yeah she does

So does on Lana Rhodes Who used to be with Mike They're all going up now What do you guys think about that I think if we spin a wheel With a hundred different names on it We still will never know the father Well it makes a little bit of sense

Because they all They all having sex So at least one of them is going to get pregnant It's not true dude You can get your pussy So you can't get pregnant. You've never heard of plan B's, dude. Yeah, you get it.

Just trimmed a little bit. You get your tip snipped. Riley Reid was neutered. That child was adopted. The term is spade. Dude. No, you know what I was thinking about? No, I was talking about this with people.

You know how like when we see other dudes to get their like get their balls like slammed? We feel it kind of like we are like, oh, you know? Yeah, we all share the same. When they see girls get hit in that area. Doo do they don't they don't get that second hand feeling like a guy getting like DuRrr like walls like it's gonna hurt I just like

I just thought oh I keep thinking about it For the viewers at home We are We're shadow boxing balls Oh yeah Grung Do you remember that GIF or I think it was a gift or a video Of like the bowling ball

That was like being like suspended like a pendulum Like a pendulum bowling ball Just right in between the guys' legs Oh, All right. Let's let's hop on this awesome topic I just thought of right now. Yami,

how about you walk us through your new setup? And what's different? What is different? Tell us about it. What's going on, everybody? My name's Yami. And I have new lighting

and it's pink and blue. Cotton candy. I have no longer yellow. He is no longer yellow. About Chinese floodlights. Four of them on Amazon, you can get it for $60. It's not a scam.

It's real. I thought we were ahead of China in the e-commerce world, but it turns out the U.S. is faltering. We're falling way behind, and the Chinese people are taking over the floodlight economy, and we're all going to be poor and broken. We're going to die unless you start buying the floodlights. Not sponsored the Yocani's crazy.

So their floodlights, are those the same floodlights that Tanner had purchased? I saw the floodlights in Yommies room. I was like, oh, my God. Other way around, dude. Oh, other way around. You saw him in his room? Yeah, yeah, I'm saying it. I went into Yummy's room and I saw how perfect he's like, oh my God,

these are the best lights I've ever seen in my entire life. And upon cities. Because it's just like so intense. And I got a new camera wins. You're fucking a room. Yeah, I remember I was bringing Yummy to go get a slurpy one day and he saw a billboard and the lights that made the billboard like light up and he was like, I'm going to get those for my room, dude.

I'm going to get those from my room. That didn't have me. Yes, it didn't. Dude. That sounds like, yeah. I like how we always say that. You go a little higher pitch, a little nasely and then say, dude, always. Wait. I'm glad.

I'm gonna get those lights. I'm gonna get those lights. I'm gonna sell it for $30,000. You're an idiot. You know, you don't actually rude that was. I'm glad. Glad yummy that you no longer

an orange piece of shit, dude. My white balance was set to warm. And it was at like 89,000 lumens. I don't know. There was something wrong with it. Yeah, you were like thousand. I was personally offended when Nick's dumbass wanted to buy my car for his stupid fucking vlog channel.

Like, what the fuck? Mike only made it. transportation you store to steal it, take it away from me? How am I going to get food? How am I going to go to the store? I would still let you borrow it. He offered you like five grand. You wanted to buy a car for Tanner that he doesn't even know how to drive.

Dude, I would have taught Tanner how to drive the car. And that would be another vlog. Listen, there needs to be some backstory here. No, there's no backstory. You walk in my room and you're like, would you sell your car? I was like, no, I fucking wouldn't. That's not what happened. That's not what happened.

I sat there and I was like, listen, man, cars are really expensive and I owe Tanner a car for a vlog. And he tried to buy Yummy's only means to have to buy an expensive car. You've been planning on buying a car anyway. What are you talking about? Yomi's car is fun, dude. Yomi's car, like you can break the law and nobody would like scratch an eye. You could.

And then you know what I did ask? I even asked this. I was like, Yummy, okay, if you're not going to give me your car, you wouldn't like sell it to me or anything. Can I please wrap it in gamer subs? and then I'll take it off. He's like, no, dude. I was like, how much would you want for it?

$30,000, because I can get another 100,000 miles out of it. And I'm like, 200,000 miles. That was a load. I'm just going to let you know. That is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard in my entire life. $30,000. $30,000 is a low ball for.

What year is it? Yami, what year? What year? 2008. Oh, my God. Okay. Dude, he went on to, he literally went out to car gurus and literally searched up his car. I said, wow, when I bought this, it was

2000, now it's seven. I made $5,000. I'm sitting here like, Hooray, hooray! Dude, listen, if you, Nick, how much was your car when you bought it? Huh? How much was your car and you bought it?

Which one? Your blue one. My blue one. My blue one. The NASRP was, I think, 34,000. No, how much did you buy it for? Oh, in total with everything

and market adjustment, probably 40,000. Yeah, all you guys. How much can I buy your car for? Holy shit. 40? Can I buy for 40? For what I paid for it? Yeah.

Really? I'll give it to you for it. Not. See, you're just mad because your point wasn't proven. My point is. I mean, I just want to let you know that I can't even look up how much a 2008 Honda fit is because the lowest year I can go is 2010. I'm like all used car sites. You're on, you're not on the right market, bro.

No, wait. Not only that, but, bro, you're AC and. And fucking, like, heater does not work in your car, like at all. It does work. Both of them work. I'll give it to Yumi. His car's nice. His pull is a little slow, but he has a sub and that's all I care about.

He does have a sub. His heater warms up after 10 minutes. Like, everything's fine. The car's tiny and compact. Also, Yummy has to put that. He used to put down the windows every time he drives. Yeah, he does have to put down the windows. He has to like, he has to look on.

He has to look at the bottom of the windshield. Yeah. Yummy and I went out to go somewhere. We were trying to drive to, where was it, Tommy? Taco Bell? Where were we supposed to go? Maybe.

It was like, it's always goddamn Taco Bell. We were driving like really, really early in the morning, like 1 o'clock in the morning. And he was like, dude, I shouldn't have fucking took my car, man. And he was just driving with all the windows foggy.

He couldn't see anything. It's fine. It's part of the charm of having the car. Yeah. How much do you pay for it? I got it for free, luckily. Oh, man. You got the car for free?

You're making $5,000 if I bought it. Look at 10. Dude, you're taking my only means of transportation. Do you know how much more of the car is worth to me? To you? You don't even appreciate it. You've been talking trash on it for the last five minutes. All right, I'm going to be honest with you.

I'll be real. I'll be real with that car, man. You got some of that. I drove that car across the country. Dude, everybody loves their first car. There's so much to sell it to it. What? Make it saying something important.

I said, I am going to dismiss it by saying I drove that car across the country. I drove that car. I felt that car. That car was in me. I felt it. I was in that car. I was in that. It felt good.

You were in that exhaust. You were in that muffler. I was deep in that exhaust, boy. And I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man, listen, I don't think the cars worth seven. I think I can give you $5,000. It's your best offer. I'm not selling. So then what's going to happen when you want to go and buy one of these cars that you're looking at like on auctions and stuff like that?

I'll keep it out of my house in Tennessee. And when I go to Tennessee, I'll, look it up. Wait, yummy. How many miles did you have on it? $11,000. And how many do you have left? You said? 200,000.

200,000 more. Do you understand that you're going to have to get a timing belt, which will cost more than your car's value every like 20,000 miles? 200,000. The car falls apart when it turns on. When the last time you got your timing belt replaced? Dude, how about your timing belt this dick, bro? Literally.

I was thinking you have never gotten it replaced. Well, apparently I didn't need to because I took the mechanic. And I said, hey, man, do a full fix out of that. Coffing sound two months to go or three. No way. You said your timing about it's fine. For how long? I don't know.

Oh my God. I'll take it back in this year. Your bone. I just watched the process of cremation. Oh. Like in a live person? I'm on Reddit and they were like scrambling on like eggs when he was in there.

Oh my God. That's crazy. Like popcorn? He folded them up into a gig in his arc. He's watching Gore and Reddit. No, I did. It was the first. that popped up to me.

Reddy day. You remember. I say something about that. Who remembers? I do. I say something real quick. I don't know if this is like anybody's having this problem.

But like for some reason, Twitter is recommending a shit's kind of school fights. Two fights. Murders. Like all the sides. Like random shit. I think Twitter's really just trying to prove

that they love free speech so much they want to be known. I always see like, I always see like a teacher just like beating up a student. I'm like, Yeah, I saw someone pull out a gun on a teacher and was like yelling at the teacher. Dude, yes.

It wasn't like some random shit. She was just like typing. He had a gun for him. Was it under like the, you might like this? Yeah, I was like, you might like this. I'm like, no. You might like that. There's a really bad one where it was like, it was under the sports category.

And it was an ex murdering his ex with a knife. Oh, dude, I saw someone tweet about that and talk about like, yeah. Dude, I do not want to see that. And it still gives me the shit. I don't know what's going on. Every time, I just block the account. I don't even care. There has no lot of problems right now.

All the notifications are broken. They have like a 4U page now. Dude, Twitter's below. 4U tab. And a following tab. I don't, I don't actually... I don't update my app so I can still see, like, devices that people are on... I wish I didn't update it.

Yeah, I never updated it. They auto-updated for me. I didn't even choose that. You got to turn that off, big guy. I don't think about it. Big guy. I'm still on... I'm not even on the newest iOS.

I'm one or two below. I don't... You should get the new iOS. The only cool thing about it is that you can unsend text, unsend, iMessages and also you can like, dude, they're basically, you have, like, wallpaper presets. Apple is just doing what every other app did.

Like WhatsApp does that. You can, like, unsend within like five minutes or something. That's WhatsApp, dude. Like, iMessage is, like, globally known for never being able to unsend a message. You send a message on IMessage and it's over. Yeah, but you still have a time frame, don't you? Mm-mm. I thought you did.

Oh, well, when you unsend, yeah, but before that, you were boned. You sent something, it's over. You have to go over there phone. delete it. Yeah. You get rejected. Or like gaj out their eyes or like turn off their phone and throw it away. I put a cuss word in a message. I sent my mom once and I freaked out and it was really late in night. I went upstairs. Oh my god. Fuck. Wait, you just run. Okay.

This is the worst. I think I've heard explained it actually. I don't remember when I said a story or not, but I just remember there was something really traumatic that happened to me. It was due to my actions. Okay. There was a friend I had who was a hardcore Christian and you know, but he was cool. He was like in some music. Was it me? It was not you. You are. It was in some. It was in high school.

Okay. And he got a new phone for his birthday. You know, awesome, cool. And he, his family, or I think his mom made a group chat of all of his old context. Now, me, this was in the summer. I woke up. I remember. I saw the messages.

And I'm like, I thought it was a group chat that we were already in. But I went in there and I posted this photo or not a photo, a video of this kid getting yelled at to do like a dance. And he was like on his diapers And they were like, do the dance He was like crying He was like, oh! He's like jumping around He's like, do the dance, do the dance!

All this shit, right? And I send that video without thinking much. I close my phone. And I'm like laying on the couch. I'm like, you know, watching whatever the fuck. And then I get a call from like a random number and I answer it. Like, this is Kayla's mom.

Are you the one who sent that video? I'm like, yeah? And she was like, well, okay, listen. So that group chat is for Caleb's family to get his like phone back. And this is a group chat full of like pastors. There's like all of his like a grandma, grandpa cousin. And they're all religious.

They're all right. And there's just little baby. She was like his grandpa's a pastor and he's in that group chat. And they all saw the video and all this stuff. I'm like. Are they guilt? Okay. And she's like,

just don't say that again or we're going to have an issue. Okay. I'm like, okay. And I stop. And then I left everything. We're going to have an issue. Dude. and somebody to a group chat like that without telling them what's going on.

No, okay. To be fair. Larry just didn't read it. They did, I believe. I think they did. I just didn't look at it. I just literally saw it and I.

Larry sees a group chat that he got added to and immediately sounds like a fucking video of baby being told to like dance. Back then I just sent a bunch of shit like videos and photos randomly. I remember my, uh, I remember Nick send a, send a picture of an Oreo with coming into my mom. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. I did not. I was like that's totally wrong. Dude. I don't know. No, dude, okay. You had to send me on a fucking recont mission. Isaac's friends of misinformation, bro. Listen, there was a meme.

You guys know that meme where it's like, what does that tongue do? Me and then it's like an Oreo and they're like so carily nice. And he sent that to it. No, but it's like. Okay, listen, Isaac's name of my phone was literally just Isaac. And then Isaac's mom's just Isaac's mom. So I typed Isaac and then I by accident and I by accident and clicked on his mom's thing. And then I sent the meme and it said, what does that?

What does that mouth do? My mouth. Ew. She's the sweetest lady of all time. He's an angel. Listen, listen, listen, listen. There's two types. I swear to you right now, there are two types of like, quote unquote, like Christians in this world.

There's whatever the fuck Larry experienced. And there's like my mom. Yeah. My mom could sit there and laugh at a dick joke. But it's still funny you said to my mom. Dude. By the way, going to church. No, because you know what ends up happening?

Isaac becomes the asshole that he is. He's like, dude, she's so mad. She's so mad right now. And I was like, Isaac, I'm never going to be able to go over your house again. And he's like, you know she hates like your mom jokes. And you know she hates that kind of stuff, dude. You know that. Because his mom, like, right, Isaac, your mom doesn't like your mom jokes.

She gets annoyed at them, doesn't she? Yeah. She didn't at first. Yeah. And until I started saying like your mom to like my siblings and they're like, Mom, my sister said this about your mom and you're my mom and that was bad. You're his mom. Yeah, she wasn't the biggest fan.

Yeah, I actually sent that and then I texted her like four more times, like large paragraphs like apologizing and like saying so sorry. I still actually might have the text messages. It was funny. She did not. She was just like amused by it. Yeah. Speaking of your mom. By Christians.

Your mom jokes. Okay. Sixth grade, we had a new kid who like came to our school and we were telling your mom jokes at the middle school lunch table because you know you're in sixth grade. shit's funny, whatever. That is how it happens. And... Brand new kid, within the first, like, two or three days of him going to the school,

he goes up to the teacher's, like, lunch table and tells them that we're telling your mom jokes. And then every one of the guys gets in trouble, and then the next, like, within the next few days, there's a kid named De Anthony. And De Anthony was fucking crazy, dude. That guy was absolutely insane.

The Anthony was a psycho. The Anthony was a psycho. The Anthony. Anthony. That was a... The Anthony. Anthony? De Anthony.

Monkey D. Anthony. But anyways, D. Anthony was beat the shout of his apple and chunks and juice were flying everywhere. And then it like hit this kid and then he got really upset and went until the teacher again. So then like he got bullied for the next three years. I would actually like dunk that kid in the toilet over and over again. I'd flush him down like the fucking swirley. There was this one kid and I'm not going to name him.

Hey. But it wasn't, there were multiple occasions where he would like try and make fun of me. one time in seventh grade I was an Italian class he was playing games and I jokingly said that What? What? Italian class? Like Italian? Yeah I mean you get like Spanish

class or Italian class I was learning Italian I was my language and so I I decided to like look over what he was doing He was playing games who's on flanga or something Whatever website And I was like Ooh you're playing games me being a seventh grader He literally looks over me and says I will stab you to death

and I'm telling you, I went home and I told my mom and this kid got suspended for saying that. Dude, I have an exact story just like that. I'm going to like grunk go because it's bad. You'll go to jail for that. That's evil. Dude, it would have made sense if I went before Nick. But so I was on FaceTime with my friend in like fifth grade. FaceTime in fifth grade.

That's crazy. Like this. Fifth grade, I had to flip. That is actually real. and his name was Connor and I was sitting there and my dad was next to me my mom was on the couch across

and I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like, your mom and then I turned my camera to my dad sitting right there like literally listening and he like threw the phone across the entire room and like it was your dad or Connor

which one? Not enough Connor Connor did your dad laugh he had to laugh at the last yeah he did he did like he's like he's still he still talks about it to Disney

that's so funny Whoa, how did you get out that far? I want to add really fast at that same kid. Hold on. Hold on because you had a story about the mom tattel. He looks two feet tall. Go back and do that again. No.

Wow. You're so cute and small. So bob-ball. Well, anyways, I was in middle school, a private school, religious private school. And there was this kid in eighth grade, and he was massive. He was six, four, in eighth grade.

Eight foot three. 8th grade. Eight foot three, seven and a thousand. He was hummus. He wasn't fat. He was just a skinny twig that was humongous. And anyways, he basically was like, he just, he picked on me, you know, because I was like sixth grader.

I was a little guy. I wasn't like that tall yet. But he ended up doing some, I don't remember what he did, but I ended up going home and like tell my mom about him being like, this shit is like pissing me off. Like, I just, I don't know what to follow you. And he went and told what? You stealing my flow. She just pissed me off, dude.

I just realized that it's just pissed me off, dude. But my mom, because she was an art teacher at another branch of the school, went and told the principal, the principal told his parents, and he ended up getting the, he got spanked. Life in prison. At 6'4, he got spanked. And I cannot imagine. I cannot sit here and fathom someone that tall.

someone that tall getting spanked by like someone that like in eighth grade yeah you can get spanked but six four getting spanked that that paddle board is like huge yeah it had to have been like the car it had to be like a car hood he was being spanked with you guys remember your last spanking you got I never got spanked never ever I can yeah you're mom no I got spanked once but I was too young to like yeah last night I got yeah last night he did me and Larry came in your room just

Oh my God, last night. Wait, hold on, on. Before we got last night, I just want to say one thing. Did you, or ask one thing first? Did anyone ever go through your backpacks? You guys normally have like cubbies or something like that in, like first grade or second grade or something like that? Dude, did anyone ever have anything stolen from them ever? Yeah.

Yes. Dude, I specifically, so my parents were divorced and so I would have to like bring my stuff like to transfer stuff through like school like from my back back. My DS to school in law. Oh, yes, dude. I wasn't like allowed to. So I bring my DS to school. I love this story. I bring my DS to school.

It was the first gen, like, actual DS or, like, flipped open. It was, but it was like... With the Game Boy, with the Game Boy, as well as the DS lot. Yeah, the blue one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I brought that to school. And I can't remember his name, but he had somehow taken it. I just remember seeing my, like, my red Charzar-D-S, like, case opened.

And I searched through everyone's bag until I found it. And I told the teacher that it was in this kid, it was in this one kid's bag. he got expelled. I was in a private school, a Catholic school. He got fucking expelled for stealing. You didn't have like a search warrant or anything. He just went through people's backs. Well, my DS was stolen.

What am I going to do? The search warrant? Okay, guys. You can come over to the house and we'll talk about it. I was the one doing the stealing. I'll be real. Yeah, I was stealing too. I was stealing.

Dude, it's extra stealing. When you're in a private school and they tell you when you go to like, Isaac, you went to private school, they would have you like during midday go to like mass, right, for like 40 minutes or no? No, dude, that's Catholic. Okay, well, that's what we did, dude. I did not have mass as a, as a little Christian. They would take us a seminar and we had, we had chapel where we sang the word of God.

Well, they made us. God told the water to build him inarchy, archie. I wish I ate the wafers in like the wine, dude. That was so jealous about it. It's not a wafer, dude. It's really the skin of Christ. Yeah, it's a lot of Christ. The blood of Christ.

The blood of vice. Okay. I wanted a little Maria cookie. The Maria cookie, those shit were fucking. And then you have the wine? It's not a cook. Okay, fine, the fucking flesh of skin. I don't give a fuck I wanted a young thing.

Unleavened bread. Unleavened bread. It's literally nothing. It's literally nothing. Larry, I don't ever want to hear what you have to say about food, bro. You can barely eat anything and your Mexican candies suck. I just got to say that. I scored it mustard on you on her face and you puked.

Larry, Larry, one thing he was like, Mexican candy is actually delicious. Mexican candy is actually delicious. No, it's not. It's disgusting. It's a good. It's a fucking is. It's a fucking is.

What is it? Hey, shut up. Let me talk. Grun. You mean, I can agree. It's horrible. Those things that Larry got at TwitchCon, the little things, the peanut butter flipping power.

Those are horrible. Way too sweet. They're made for babies with like no teeth. Dude, I'm telling you. Did you like those? Whatever the fuck you had. De la Morese. Try not to have a million grams of sugar in a cookie challenge.

They were actually way too thick for me. Maybe my tummy hurt. I love them. They were good. Dude, Isaac's been the only fucking guy who's understanding his fucking can. I did. I understand this fucking candy. You have no idea.

If you and I go to Mexico, they're going to, Isaac, if you and I go to Mexico, and you get shot, and I can go without these guys. I don't get a fuck about, I don't get a fuck about yummy. I don't get a fuck about, I don't get a fuck about a candy.

I don't get a fuck about Tanner going. But I get a fuck about Isaac going. Because this is a motherfucker going. I feel like I get down with every culture. You're going to get stuff like a king. I get down now, Isaac, you would get stuff. I get down with a culture until they start dipping the candy and shit and vinegar and dirt.

Chimboering, bro. It's never good. I like to. My tongue like touched it and it felt like I was just literally tasting shit. You say, hockey's like too hot for you. I don't know what I do. You're not. You've eaten the spicy Dorino. You're like, Nick, I'm gonna say, I was gonna say, but I'm gonna say,

Nick, this is real. You told me you ate one, you ate tachis. And then the next day you were like, oh man, it was so hot. I think it burnt like my taste position. I couldn't taste them the next day. Should I take it? Shut the fuck. Who are spicy?

Little nitro. Let's go. Wait, wait, wait, where'd you get that? Bryce it gave it to me. Look at, look at it. There was a lot of slander there for a second. Am I just going to go past that? Nick, look.

Yeah, we are. Look at it. He has a little gummy bear. It tastes like probably. Try that upstream. Nick, how many decibels is there or whatever? Decibles. How many hurts is in that?

Scoville. Scowville, guys. I want to see you try right now. Consumer and beware, this is not an ordinary gummy bear. The Flamethrower Academy Cup. The next experience. I wouldn't read it. Just honestly eat it.

Just bite. Just bite. Just bite the head off. Don't eat the entire thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Little Nitro has been infused with our signature 9 million scovil unit. Listen, remember something grunk, grung, grung, grung, grung. Is that spicy?

Listen, Isaac had one. He ate one in a video back in like 20 or 2020. Wait, we all ate one. Was it bad bad? I didn't eat it. That depends on your spice talk. I don't make it to be a little. Larry started doing like the hokey-poking and spinning yourself around.

Remember I had the ghost pepper thing at Tumble? That's the way. worse than a ghost pepper. All right. Yeah, you're drunk. You should get like milk or like water. It's about nine times worse than a ghost pepper. What? The gummy bear?

Yes. Really? Now yummy. Tell us your experience with the Carolina Wheatball. Meatball? Carolina meatball. You said, the Carolina weepole. The Carolina weeple.

Literally the Carolina weepel. Oh, wow. At the 40 marty. Yeah, they were delicious. They were covered in gravy. We don't have milk. All right. Do water. Do water.

Do water. Oh, wait. Do Sprite. Are you actually gonna eat it? Hold on. No. If you actually do this, please get some milk. And then we'll all be quiet and you just eat it.

Like just a bite, just a bite. I want to be audio, I want to be a little audio friendly. That's all it is. Yeah, if you were at home, I'm so sorry, you're probably on Spotify or on Amazon music. Oh. Is it one of the things where if I like touch it, I'll like die? No, just don't touch your eyeballs. Just need a bite.

Just take a big bite. Okay. Grung, touch it. Then go your eyeballs. Okay, listen, this is what we're going to do. Wait, but I'm like, I'm like sick right now. What if my third? It'll open up.

It'll open up. No, that's not how that word is. Yes, it is. It is. It is. Nothing else. Bro. Why do you think we eat something spicy?

All your like burgers come out, oh my gosh. Oh my God. Listen, listen. I am not white. Isaac, you're the white person in this house. I am not white.

Not white. Not white. What do you mean? Audio listeners at home, Grunk is about to eat a very spicy gummy bear. We're gonna do a try not to laugh challenge

when he takes a bite. I think his mom's getting that in him. Look at the chair looking at us. All right. No, we should do the thing. We should do the thing. Everybody grab a water.

Let's do it with water. In our mouth. I already spit water all over. Who is water? Because we're gonna try and do like a try not to laugh challenge with grunk. All right,

all right, when he chooses that. Yeah. I feel like that be a little silly. He's talking. He's conversing with a human being in his kitchen. Oh. His mom?

He's talking to the gummy bear right now. He's like very loud arguing like The teddy bear I don't come back with a black guy. We didn't, we didn't hear it. What? We're not doing that shit again. I walk out of my room last night at 2.30 a.m.

after hearing that for 45 minutes. What are you talking about? And Tainer and Larry are sitting down crisscross applesauce. No, okay, you don't know anything. It was a teleporting worm that did a scene. It was like, Ice cream is way better.

Everybody heard you. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're fine, you can hold it. You're fine, you can hold it. All right, let's just make sure we're audio friendly for this, okay? Yeah, I just want to let you know, grung. Well, yeah, that's not going to, it's not going to feel, it's not going to smell, it's not going to look that bad. It's just hot.

It's just hot. It's just going to be spicy. Wait, here we go. Do you have your waters or anyone? Wait, everyone do the, you try not to laugh. Okay. Ready? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

All right. home if you can partake in this. I'm only doing half. Just bite the head. Yeah, just bite the head off. Make sure you chew it. Don't just like bite and swallow it and like mix it around. Yeah, mix it around. Spit it out and tuck it back in. Touch your eyeballs. All right. Dude, grunk, listen to me. Listen, I've eaten two

Carolina Reapers. You do not want to have to shit it out. You want to, you want to take it in the mouth. You don't want to take it in the mouth. You don't take it in the butt. All right. You ready? All right. I'm ready. Let's go. Audio friendly. Wow. Wait, I heard that brand. causes cancer.

Oh my god, his teeth fell out. The audio listeners, his teeth fell out. I drink my water. Let's see how long I can go. Keep going. I get my old Hey I recrined it's no scoff

I eat ice cream, yeah my teeth are gonna fall out of it You started gagging like immediately Do you this. All right, grunk. All right, grunt. You can knock it off now. You're gonna be paying for the entire episode. All right.

I'll drink my water because it got really warm. Yeah, my got warm. I drink my water three times I kept forgetting what we're doing. Yeah, I drink and swallow my water. Oh, that ice cream feels so good. Ooh, okay, there you go. Dude, what happened? Why don't you gag like that cat?

Like a hairball? Like a hairball? Okay. Poor kid. Why didn't we do this until the end of the podcast? Why are we doing this halfway through? We got like 23 minutes left. Actually, we got to wrap it up this time around. We don't.

It's been 37 minutes. I think you guys for watching the group chat podcast. Man, shut up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have to talk about some important things. We have to talk about the fact that. Of course. We have to talk about the fact that Grunk and Tanner have both been sent some awesome stuff. Huh?

some sponge bob Has yours arrived by the way No my SpongeBob stuff hasn't arrived yet The same company that you see is In a little grunkey's room The SpongeBob chair I'm getting the exact cameo I'm getting the exact same one

Go walk buddy Go walk around your room Pace around your room Yeah grunks kind of like fucked up right now Okay but uh yeah so Tanner got offered to get everything In the SpongeBob exclusive Literally everything

Like a keyboard the mouse pad The keyboard I didn't do anything And they're just like Yeah Shout out ghost keyboards Ghost keyboards bro Ghost keyboards

They've given me the whole sponge bob. And thank God because this chair freaking sucks. It's like squeaky. Speaking of shoutouts, we have to just mention the fact that we uploaded a video, a group video, and that's on our group channel.

So link is going to be in the description. It's going to be pinned. You guys, you go check it out. That's our group channel. You guys should subscribe to it. It's a 30 minute plus video. And it's a movie.

It's jam packed. If you want group content, go get it. Go get it. Go eat. And then another. I was going to say some real fast, which I don't think we ever announced here. We have a P.O. box.

And so we're going to be occasionally doing some P.O. box openings. Everyone promoted that on the Twitter? My videos on my vlogs. And I think that's it. Cam, let's put the P.O. box right there. But just put an address like in SpongeBob font. Yeah, an address in SpongeBob. Do a sparkle effect.

Like an address And then it fades away My stomach hurts Dude Okay Grunk has like a knife in his belly And it's gonna like rip out any second Oh my god

He's trying to run Did you know that on the box They say you should only eat that If you're 21 plus Because your stomach's not fully developed And you're gonna have a hole in your stomach Now It's gonna be rotting

You mean an ulcer buddy You get a rod A guy Gummy bear ulster in your stomach Wait a second Iron Man hole in your stomach Ow What?

It's kicking. Dude, just me. Ow! Ow! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Grunk literally had a surgery for something, didn't he? Oh my gosh.

It's going to be a gallbladder. You should have a gallbladder with a little gummy bear. It's over. He stays. He doesn't see what she is. He doesn't see what he is. Oh, ab,

ab, ab. A, ab. A, ab. A ba. Do the grunk. Do the grunk. Do the grunk. Do the grunk.

Do the grunk. Do the grunk. Do the grunk. the grunt grung. I don't know if I was salucing, but it did actually kind of taste fruity, like a gummy there. A little gumby there's other flavors in it besides just balls to the walls of spice. Listen to me, grunk. I want to explain to you what happened to me 15 hours after I ate two Carolina Reapers.

Oh, no. I didn't chew them up very well. And I swallowed them almost whole in my mouth. Oh, boy. Both of them. Back to bat. Because the first one wasn't spicy enough, so I swallowed the second one. You swall?

You didn't chew them? Ew. I did. I did, but dude, the taste and smell of the Carolina Reaper is probably worse than the spiciness. Didn't you? Wait, did you do that for phase? Yeah. Did it make contenders?

Wow. And then you lost. No, but now I got a funny. But now I got a funny story for the group chat podcast. Yeah. Also, you're in a way better place than that. That was a shit show. whatever that was.

This podcast, it's 20,000 likes, Yummy will post it. Have you ever? It's already posted it. He already posted it. Did he post it? Yes. No, I don't know.

I really don't know if I posted it or not. You did on Twitter, didn't you? I don't understand the hiccups thing. Like, how do people get hiccups? I should be getting hiccups, I feel like. You just ate a, like, pound of ice cream, so I think it's struggling to make you a hiccup.

What? I don't usually heckle when I eat spicy. Peanut butter makes you hiccups. Really? Larry, can you start up and turn around? Huh? Can you stand up and turn around? Huh?

Can you stand up and turn around? I want to see the back of your shirt. Who? Grunk, can you turn around, grunk? Five loan. Five loan. He's got five loan on. Roman numerals and the regular.

Oh, they're both five. Roman numerals and the one. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, that's a good pose. That's a hard picture, Larry. What the hell? That's kind of evil.

Yeah, that was kind of cool. Editors get on this. You can't even hear us. You can't even hear us. Look at the V loan. Okay, listen, listen. Carolina Reber story. You ready?

Yeah. It was like, it was like. It was like. cut. It was like 3 a.m. I woke up. I don't know what the hell happened. I was like, oh my God. I ran. I sprinted to the bathroom. I sat there. All my clothes were off within

10 minutes. I was sweating from head and toe. I was like... I was like... I was like... I was like... I was like doing this on the toilet. I was like... Oh, no suck. Your toes are like digging into the ground. They were. I was white knuckle

gripping my toes into the tile bathroom floor. We're gripping just... To the asphalt. My vision was like... tunnel vision and it was like fading black and I was like you heard a rain sound you're like and I was like they should put like handlebars on the toilet to see no way Jenna that was like it's just right to do oh I took a video actually of my face when I was when it was happening I remember you should post you guys later I'll show you guys later we'll post the yummy

gripping okay yeah yeah me gripping the full 30 minute video you gripping on the toilet hey Isaac yes soft Willie we were talking about basketball earlier were you going to bring up something in the house yeah we got a basketball hoop yep we did get a man we put a full no no no the full size thing the full of full size

in the living room basketball court is this podcast going to be posted after yes okay and yes we got a basketball hoop it's an indoor one it's regulation from we got there's one in the back

like there's one in the kitchen and there's one above the TV so it's like a full court you have to like you have to go around well I mean if this is after the when they're going to see it it doesn't matter

I have a good idea I have a good addition to the house that we should buy a cutout full size life size Shaquille O'Neal cut out to put by the basketball

to dunk on your fingers huh don't touch your eye what are you doing why are you doing why are you talking your eyes wait no no from before I think I touched that. I don't even remember.

You know, Grunk, you have to wash your hands, dude. I remember seeing you go like this. You're like, Grunk, you have to wash your hands with sour cream to get rid of the spice. Did you just use soap? Sour cream. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Your eyes are flying out. Oh, no.

Grunk, you're turning into bubbles from Taylor Park, boys. Did you just eat a crabby paddy? He's like a candy. Oh, what is it? Everman. That's like more spice. Oh, I have some crazy. I just took a perk.

What the fuck? I have some crazy little topic. What? We should talk about it for a second. It'd be really funny. It's honestly kind of a meme, but we, hey, listen, we were talking about moving into a house and that was kind of a meme at first. And now it's really not. Hey, listen, listen, listen, basically, Yummy and I found a house, a really nice fucking house on Zillow.

And we just decided. There's no way that's ever going to happen. And we decided to pitch it at GamerSups. And we just, I just get like a text today. And he said, Yummy sent me a picture of a house with a, with a Santa emoji. I was like, you know what I talked about? I was like, you should send it to them and see what they said. It was in, it's a crazy house.

Probably the best value home I've ever seen. Yeah, I can't wait to pack up shop and move again. I'm not doing that. I'm right. I'm sinking. I'm the captain. I'm sinking with the boat. No.

Isaac, I would not buy this house. I just like. The landlord will have to drag my cold dead body and my cold dead body and my cold dead balls. I'm just going to squat in the house. Is that what you do? I'm squatting. He's going to live in the house.

crazy guy living in the attic. Melvin's coming true. He's going to love to like the poop-smelled living room and like... I think he's the only one wants to stay in this house and he's also the only one who has like the master bedroom with a huge fucking bastard. Oh, that's true.

The best one that's beautiful for him. It's not bad. It's not changing environment. I got all settled down. Like, like you're in a posse and now you guys are stirring up. You order three packages every Friday. Huh? That's like, wait.

That's like the YouTuber life. nothing moving around I think that house is actually located in Dallas it is it's outside of Dallas fuck that I'm not going to Dallas there's nothing wrong with Dallas you Dallas you're 400 400 put you to listen

every every reason you moved out here to come to Austin like all moved away well not every reason you moved away from Austin by like everybody dude they're all going to L.A. or going we're the only ones we're the only people in Austin right now by the way everybody

we just got here we really yeah we made everybody go away they made everybody sponge bob breath ever since we came here honestly, it's gonna like way. Everything fell apart. We arrived and everything.

We fell apart. Yeah. Even, dude, that May trip, that May trip that we went on, like, vibes were good. Everyone was chilling. And then we end up hearing, like, some people are like, oh, yeah, we're going to move, like, away next month or in two months or at the end of the year. Thanks for those guys.

Everybody's gone. Let's move to Colorado. No, I just, it really burns next to my eye. You rubbed it, I think. I like the crease, you know, you know? Like, right here at the very. creates. Yeah. That's why it burns.

Crow's feet. You got crow's feet? You got crow's feet? You look over and half your faces. You got that old trench? Yeah, you got that old trench. Yeah. So I think it was, Larry, was it you and me that we were talking about this? Or was it Tanner me? We were talking about, like, buying a street. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I talked to Larry. I was like, yo, dude, we should like get so rich that we can buy an entire street up and then we could just change the name to like Hunter X Hunter Lane or something stupid. Something horrible.

I thought you were going to say like the group chat. No. Dude. And then Larry was like, dude, that's like so docks proof. No. I told them it was like dogs proof. Because if you get dogs and they're like 100x hunter. 100 streets like what do you?

Like it's like not real. And then I believe you and then you just don't get dogs. This is where Larry found out that circle does make it exists. That thing. Yes it is. Street, avenues, circles. Circle is a thing. Circle lane?

No. No. Circle circle. Like C-R-I. C-I-R. Do you believe these guys? I don't. Tanner Circle.

That is a... No, I've seen one. I've seen one. I've seen one. I actually don't know. Nobody wants... Nobody wants to show you. I believe it when I go there.

I believe it when I actually see like Shrequel, whatever it's called. I didn't know... Circle. Oh, circle, yeah? Do you know what? Okay. You don't know what? Nothing.

I was about to say it was something bad. No, you know. Really? I was about to docked somebody. Oh, my God. Did you know that there's something? Who the fuck is that? Where's grown?

Your glasses. Who is that? Oh, what the fuck? Who is he? Dude, he looks squid-wardified. What the hell? You look like you got like face-tuned.

It looks like your nose is like glued on your face. Doesn't he? Why does your nose look so shiny? Yeah, do that, do that thing. No one's going to recognize. Oh, my God. Who is that? You look crazy.

You look so different. Your eyes are red. Yeah, it's red. You have a vein in your eye, and it's pulsating. You gotta go blind. I don't like it. I don't like it. You know what he kind of looks like?

He kind of looks like his friend. Is it like Bryson? Was this friend that was in Lastly VC? This is not like Bryson? He looked a little bit like his friend. Just a tad bit. I wonder if he's going to get like straight friend

for being a lost of a VC. I wonder if people are going to think that he's like, huh? You want to bring him for no reason, man. What we are talking about? I just saw. All right. Listen, topic change. Let's talk about a crazy, crazy night.

I went to a rave. Oh. What? That's true. That's true. I forgot. I went to a Spongob rave. And it was insane.

It was really insane. How do you get in these SpongeBob situations all the time? Put your flippers on. Put your flippers up. Everybody out rock bottom. Put your flippers up in the year. Don't show us. Don't show us.

Don't show us. Talk about it. God damn it. No, not like that. I know. Stop. But they played a lot of songs,

and it was really funny. I heard on Twitter. Someone OD'd on Fence at all. Not even kidding. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. L. L.

Whoa. I mentioned dying in the last thing you're here is, ripped your pants. All I heard. on the Twitter video. It's all about you. It was in the it's not fun though. I don't like to sit out. I'm ready.

I want me your ball and all here, sir. I wanted to get it. It was really funny. We said we were going to. We were like, we're like, I'm ready, ready. Ready. Ready.

Ready. Do you mind? Holy. You guys are. Yes. It started at 9 p.m. And we were like, okay, if it's, if it's not done by 12, we're leaving. We ended up staying until 2 a.m.

Like, like, you're like, okay, we're just going to leave after this next guy. And then the next guy would come and the next guy would come. Hell no. Was there any like bubble buddy people there or anyone that, like, cosplay? Was there any like notable DJs or not? Oh. Scrillic. DJ scheme was there.

I'm not, I'm not really interested. I'm not really in the dubstep world, so I don't know. There's a guy named Eternal Equinox. Oh, wow. What? Really? You showed up to a fucking SpongeBob rave? Yeah.

I've heard a few sounds. I've heard a few songs. I was just add water. Kamala scope. Harris? Camala Harris. Come on. Come on.

Don't come. Is sick. Oh, I'm going to come. Eternal Equinox. I've heard a few songs. I'm going to come. Soda! Obamana

Soda Soda Let me quirt Shut up fat Anyways I can do I can do my push Put up fat

Shut up fat Dude that That fucking That video Isaac posted on Twitter Of like him What was he doing Isaac?

He was like talking about money He's like 100 billion Yeah Yeah how many I posted I posted a teaser Teaser of my

YouTube's Plus she has like Two feet tall And someone's like How much is it gonna be You have to So I could start saving up. And I posted a video of Joe Biden and he was just like somewhere between a million, 100 billion, a million, 100 billion trillion, a billion, a billion billion billion billion billion.

Some of two. 100 million trillion, bdillion billion. $400,000 billion billion. And it's like that. Originally it had like the more billion thing. How many, how many tickets in Morbius? Somewhere between 100 billion trillion million million. also his eyes

like scary who Biden's eyes like Jay there was like a CGO video thing that came out he doesn't look real I feel like I was in a room with Joe Biden the aura

and like just the feel would just be off he was like he would like smush like a bug yeah like the wall would slant a little bit and like the room was just kind of damn

yeah there was like a presidential address and he was like he was like roadoscoped in yeah he was definitely CGIed by like his eyes was like shifting back and forth his entire face was moving

but his eyes were like still like still like in a locks position. He never blinked. He never once. You gotta think about like the, a bit like the AI that we have available to us or the deep fix that we can do. Imagine what like the government can make.

Dude, Larry and I were just talking about this when we were vlogging like the CIA would have like masks in like the 70s where you can not even distinguish someone's face from someone else because a mask is so good. Have you ever seen like? I forget what it's called but it's like you could put it on in five seconds, you can take it off in five seconds and it's like you put it under your armpit. It's like you fold it up, put it on your arm. an arm and then you can just change

like identities on this fly. It's crazy. There's some crazy shit. I can do that. I can do that like right now. You're a skinwalker. You also have to think about like what technologies were able. Oh, crap.

Who is that? Who is that? It's unidentifiable. Hey, everybody. What was that same? Oh, dude. Oh, dude. The amount of technologies that we have access to as consumers, like like the fucking your iPhone

or whatever the hell and versus like things that cannot. be, what do you, what? He said fucking your iPhone. Oh yeah, yeah, true. And like, versus like the technologies that only the government can have that aren't consumer available. Dude, you know what I learned? Oh, go ahead.

Sorry. I was going to say, think about the fact that drones are available to the public. I was just about to bring that up. Yeah. drones are available to the public. And the government is probably like way beyond past drones now. Like they're beyond like, like, it's probably like little. I bet you they are like, it's like flies.

Like, you know, they're like this big. And there's like a HG camera like 40. What did you see? Isaac went out. He went to, he was driving somewhere the other night, and Isaac just text their group chat. And he was like, dude, I wish I brought like Yomier Tanner someone, someone like as an eyewitness. Where'd you go? Was it? Do you actually see like a single? I went to, um, 7-Eleven and I was on, uh, this one road, this long road. And there's like, no trees. You know, there's no nothing. I could see this guy perfect. I was just looking. And my vision's awful.

Like I, I, I didn't wear glasses when driving. And like, I was like an okay driver without a, blah, blah, blah. whatever. I got them prescribed recently when moving here and it's like I could see like the hairs on like everything. I could see leaves and shit. It's like buck, holy shit. But I had my glasses on. I was driving down this long as road and I see this weird

little orb to like the top right. And I thought it was something on windshield. So I just looked at it and then I see it just like go. Just gone. Like it was a huge trail of light that followed it. It was just gone. All right. Was it green? It was like a science. Was there around?

White. A cyan white? Okay. So on there is a, NASA said there's going to be a comma. You can see for like a week straight. And it was like a green comet. I haven't seen any comment. And the last time it arrived to Earth was like dinosaurs were like still walking around.

I think that's coming up still. I think it's like, I don't know what the fuck I saw. Maybe it's not a comment. I kind of had a similar experience where I was just laying there looking up at this guy behind the target. and um they were just i noticed like like a v a v formation of like the most below the most faint red red dots flying above and and like it was um like black like we were looking at the stars and you couldn't see the stars like the stars were like getting covered up by something obviously

and i'm pretty sure it was just like a stealth a stealth plane thing but it was crazy i remember on the 4th of july we always go and like ride with my parents On the 4th of July The one day a year When there's the most things in the sky That's why that's why Orbs and everything in the air Listen this one

All right You know how like those There's lanterns Like people light lanterns And they fly through the sky Yeah Yeah We thought it was that at first

We were driving We're like oh look at that lantern We're like whoa It was going sideways We're like okay It's a lantern But then they're like It started going the other way

And it kept going the other way It was like an orange or It kept doing that And they're like Wait it's just standing there now And then it was like like, put off

in the middle, like it literally disappeared. And my dad there has to be there has to be alien. My dad was like,

that's a fucking UFO. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I'm like, that was it.

He started following it. And I was like seven. So I was like, no, I was like, I was like crying. I started crying. I started crying.

He was like, I tried it crying. He was like, oh, I'm sorry, buddy. He gave me like a uniform.

He rips it off. And he rips it off. And he has like his, his, His fucking camo suit on. He has like his namebed. He took up in his face. Velcro to hold a whole bunch of beard.

I think I cried for like six hours after that. I was like, he went up to 70 miles per hour to follow him. I was like, he comes back and he's like, he's like burned? No, I remember I did the same thing

because we'd go big foot hunting and then my dad would like just run forward. And I'd be like, Dad, stop. Dude, he's just throwing holes. Dude,

if there's one thing, I just recently found out about myself. I don't know what it's actually called the fear, but I'm scared of large things underwater submerged. That's a like, oh, yeah, that's, what is it called? Vaselophobia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

T-H-S-S-A-L-O. Being underneath a boat and looking up at it or seeing a chain that goes down into the deep water and then a chain disappears or something like that. Fuck that, dude. Yeah, imagine, imagine if you're looking down, it's all black and you see the world's biggest eye open up. Oh, okay.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Wait, wait, listen, the scariest thing, the scariest thing, you just scared the fuck out of me, was GTA 5 swimming all the way out of the map? Oh my god, that is the scariest experience. I tried the whole my breath as long as my character and I almost passed out. Dude, I used to look at like, go on YouTube and I'll see like a Serenando video. It's like a crack in fucking underwater in GTA. Yeah, like sunk in pirate shit. Yeah, it's like a sunken UFO.

Dude, I was, I was scared of like deep-treeze. Blue whales, Larry. Their tongue weighs like four ton. No, you know that clicking sound they make? Yeah. If they made that above ground and you were right next to it, your head would explode or something. Like, you would die from how loud it is.

I'm not even kidding. I heard that sonar, if you're close to sonar when it's like actually directed or some shit, I forget what the difference is. But if you actually are near it or in the water, it will kill you. It'll melt your brain. It'll like no. Because it's like 200-something decibel. If you own a microwave in 1950 and stood next to it with your ear against a glass,

your rain would start melting. That's like a real thing. Anything made in 1950s stood next to, I feel like that would have. happened. Oh, I found an interesting fact yesterday on TikTok. If you, uh, if you get a, like a piece of the sun the size of a point and put it down, it'll like, what is it? It'll like wipe out your entire town for like, you know, 100 kilometers.

If you're within like 120 kilometers of this pin needle size piece of the sun, you would die. Yeah, like disintegrated. Yeah. Oh, like the density is like the same as the pin needle, not the sun. But it's just like if the sun was like in No, no, no, just a piece of the sun Oh yeah, a piece of the sun. Oh, yeah, a piece of the sun.

Okay, yeah, that'll fuck you out. If that was on the ground, it's like 120 kilometers. It isn't that bad, but... I hate to it. No, that's crazy. Like, that's like literally this big of the sun. Why can't I hold still? What is happening to me?

Because you got that spicy. Yeah, why that gummy bear is like gone. You got that spice in. Your brain's melting, turning red. I hate to change topic for quick. And it just touches back to GTA for a second. Fun fact, my first ever video I liked on YouTube. because I never liked things.

I never even actually had accounts when I would watch them. I was too scared to like them. But yeah, I didn't understand. I didn't understand how like liking a video would help. I mean, it really doesn't. Or like, why? What was the point of me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Until Minecraft YouTubers were invented. Dude, my very first video was a GTA 5, how to get that one like vehicle imported from single player into multiplayer. It was like the little tiny square bike. It was like a really crappy, like,

oh, yeah. Oh, the buggy. It wasn't a buggy. It was like a little kind of like rectangular looking like ATV looking thing. I remember I was always trying to get either the hearse or the space buggy. The space buggy. That's the one I tried doing too. The hearse was impossible.

Or the tractor. Do the member of the tractor? The tractor's also hard. Do you remember on BlackOps 3, Jimbothy? Oh my God. He would make the most. How to get a lightsaber? How to get Iron Man suit?

how to get Catherine Mayer. I just like all they sued George Washington painting on the wall four times and press B. No, I literally tried to get the lightsaber. It was like,

get 500 kills with Ripper and like all this other stuff and I was actually going for it. I was like, I'm going to get this lightsaber. And it didn't work. There's no lightsaber. I used to play Halo Reach.

This is back in like 2010. And there would be like maps, like custom game maps and people would say, this is before like any sort of like tiers or whatever the battle passes. So you have like credits

in Halo. reach to buy like armor and stuff. But they'd say like here's like 999 billion credits or something like that. Just join this map. And then you join it and it's just like all these guns like made into a position to look like a naked woman or like a vagina or saying fuck you or something like that. You just join them all the time. Or it'd be like a kill ball where you just join you die and they'll be get trolled or something

stupid. Get trolled. I used to fucking fall for us all the time. I hope every pedophile and pixel gun 3D can die. gun 3D. Yeah. There was so many pedophiles in that game. And I used to join the servers I would say

it's like It's so bad, dude. They would have a boys only and a girls only. You go to the girls only, it was all guys. Obviously looking to like see if there's like any girls. And then you have a guys only that's like still all guys. Like you would never. It was always like a rare thing.

I remember I used to like pretend to be a girl to see what would happen. and it was bad. You know, you know, streamer, pokelos? Yeah, yeah,

we know. Okay, well, no one, like, said it. I thought you were going to get to you. On Roonscape,

he told this story on streaming, on Roonscape, he, he pretended to be a girl so he could get an item from a guy, and then he kept the bit going

for four months. Four months. He acted like this dude's e-girl. Oh. That's, I'm like Traumacizing too

Okay I've done something similar When I first got on Discord I pretend to be a girl So I can get a Portal 2 Left for Dead Dude what the hell That was it

Or no And Gmod And Gmod Those are like $2 games I know but I didn't Dude I was a kid I didn't have any money I was just like

I'll have somebody else buy it for me So I pretend to be a girl How old were you? I wouldn't talk I'd be like I'm shy And then I'll get like How old are you That's classic

I'm shy I'm shy. Like 2017. So you're 11. I was 14. I was 14. That's a dangerous game, dude. Isaac, do you remember?

This sends me back to when we did like a Discord speed dating video. One of the funniest clips that happened during that vid was this girl had joined and she had the option to either hit on Isaac or me. And she hits on Isaac, but she's whispering. And she said that her mom was asleep. And she's like whispering her mic's cutting out And Isaac's like, is your mom asleep next to you? And I laughed so fucking hard. Those were the good times

Way back when our text was like a little... Back when things were easier. Back when things were simpler. Yeah. That was a lot of fun. Oh my gosh. I remember like all those old videos. That was when like content was just like

Not oversaturated or some. Actually! I just sort of Chick-fil-A and the fruit cup is $5 compared to the fries being $2. I told you

which is kind of crazy. It's like a load of horse shit. Why? Why do you cost more? It's the government want us to die early and work hard. True. Yeah.

They just want us to eat all the worst food. Some of the countries the worst food tastes or costs more and like the fresh It's just has to do with food to taste less produce.

Like Argentina's steak is like five bucks because it got so many cows walking around. Tough within a $2 steak. Tuffer on $2 steak Top of than $2 steak Top of than $2 steak Oh hit him like a government mule

Dude those The fucking chaps of JR What's his name? The WW commentator, JR Yeah, JR is like a fucking AJR the musician No, thank you AJR the musician

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Oh, oh. Oh. This little guy is. Nick. Let's bro fist it out. I saw, remember how he said, right, use code group on the whiteboard of the front of the class.

What? His ID. So I was saying, Nick, you told people last, last podcast, put right, use code group on the whiteboard. We'll put a picture of it at the front. I saw people doing that, and we didn't even mention it today. Right.

That's right. That's right. Wait, were they, did they tag the group? Twitter? I never, I haven't been on it. Yeah. We'll go through. We'll go through the tweets

and see it. All right, listen, if you're this far and we didn't get to see it, we are going to go and look. Here's your next one. You're going to go and graffiti your dad's car. No, no, no, no. Don't not do that.

They will. Do it once you see this. Do it once you see this. Do you not do that. Do not do that. I'm kidding. You know, let's pro fist it out. You know, I like when you guys are the reckless ones

and I'm the responsible. Shut up. Thank you guys for coming. See you next week for episode 41. Let's bro fist it out. Adios, maha.