The Group Chat - #41 - isaacwhy impersonates SMii7Y at ikkicon
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Welcome back to the group chat podcast episode 41.
We have officially entered Milfville.
We are in range 41 to 65.
I'm everything off who because...
Don't even bring it up.
It doesn't even matter.
We are here.
We're going to use code group for 10% off gamers stuff today.
I'm double peach-teed up.
I don't know about you guys.
Oh, he's so crazy.
I gave him peach tea because I'm generous.
Yeah, dude, I'm not...
No, Tudonotize.
Cinsor it.
Cinsor it.
Do the whole intro again
Yeah, do it again
No, Cam can censor it, Cam can censor it.
Can't censor it. I'll put a minute
in three seconds. No word.
No word happened.
You said the worst word you could say, dude.
Wait, it's eight to 15 seconds.
You're fine.
They broke the whole system.
Yeah, a minute.
Nobody on YouTube knows what's going on.
It's run by a bunch of baboons.
It's run by a bunch of baboons in a computer room
clicking yes and no.
It's a chip with a button in the box.
That's what it is.
He's playing Russian roulette.
It's like those like monkey videos where they have like a computer screen and like
Yeah, they push the buttons in the order.
And then they get a peanut, they eat it.
And then they like, they said poop in the first eight seconds.
Yeah, Isaac, didn't you say like God or something and it got like demonetized?
What happened?
YouTube face God.
So on, so and so.
Someone said that you wrote like,
God, dear God or something like that.
And I was like, I don't know what's going on over there.
There are a bunch of idiots.
There's a bunch of chips, man.
If a new YouTube.
I can spend the entire podcast talking about the amount of bullshit I've went through with YouTube.
Like, it's ridiculous.
I said, oh, my goodness, and I got to monetize.
I have an idea.
Why don't we just decide to like?
I'm lying.
All right, there's two options here.
We can all either decide to work at YouTube and do this ourselves,
or we just get all.
We convince our family members to do it for us.
People don't even, they don't work for you to want to do that.
Or just make our own.
The outsource their reviews to, like, people, like, weird companies.
The chimps, dude.
Chimps in a box.
You know, you heard about that neurolink.
It's that.
Oh, yeah.
YouTube be like, new AI, scratch, scratch, scratch.
Okay, we're going to use it for every video of all time ever,
and then we're going to make millions of people lose money.
Didn't Neurolink, like, Elon must, like, kill the monkey because of that?
He did.
He did.
He ripped his own eyeballs out and started killing babies.
It was unethical.
Yeah.
It never passed the board of inspection.
he's a psycho.
Listen, I don't think so,
let me tell you something right now.
Listen, if he takes one monkey...
Every product on Earth
has been used on animals, okay?
At some point, a monkey had a lipstick on in eyelashes.
Hey,
headphones.
They had to test sound cloud.
They had to test the company that...
Mutant.
Don't be real.
I'm going to be real.
If it takes one monkey's life
to like advanced civilization
to where we can become like biotic robots,
every car was tested by a monkey, by the way.
Every car.
Every race car, every airplane, every mother flipping, say, sent to space.
That's animal cruelty.
Nope.
Don't put a chip in a monkey's arm.
Same with amoebas.
The only thing that's cruel is that we're seeing them succeed in life and we're not succeeding like them.
They are pushing forward humanity and that's cruel.
Listen, I want to do that.
One day when chimps are able to actually be like aware and shit, they watch this episode and they fucking.
We start fitting away, like the burgers turned until like salad.
Listen to what Nick has to say, shut up.
Don't start talking about what could or what
happened.
What I was trying to say was thank you
GamerSups for helping
sponsor.
Thank you.
Go for 10% off.
Views at home, there's a jump roping.
Monkey's had to test jumproaks.
Dude, if you do that enough, the fucking
garage door is going to fall on my...
Stop! Stop.
The garage door is going to fall on my car.
Oh my God, I feel it.
Wait. Am I over your office or
who's this?
That's the kitchen. That's the kitchen.
bro.
Oh.
Wait,
we walk downstairs
to the kitchen
it's like all set up.
Yeah,
do that video
where that guy
he like has an action figure
and then he runs back
and he's like,
ooh,
give me off it.
And he jumps and smashes.
Wait,
who's under me?
You got big giant cement blocks.
He's big here.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
He yells.
He's like,
ooh.
Action figure
Dude
Oh my
Lord
You're actually gonna put a hole
You got shin splints now
I'm back
I heard my hip
I actually heard my hip
I saw cement
You have to do this
He's the ear piercing
Earth
Shattering scream that he does
Right before he lands
Wait I don't think
Podcasts
Wait wait wait
Wait wait
Wait
For the podcast
For the listeners right now
Put your dog
Nick
Like in your phone or device
I'm gonna
I'm gonna scream
At a pitch
that only they can hear
Yeah
You're right
Me too
me too all right now they should be like oh yeah no put the video of them going like and like
like glimmonize I know a sound that dogs actually do not like what
you I hate that too I can see one jump and she freaks out oh if you look at a dog like this
if you look at a dog like this you go like this you go you go it literally like you on the face
Oh my god.
How'd you do that?
It's actually true.
My dog's like,
whole teeth in all.
It's bad.
Yeah,
if you side-eye,
if you side-eye your pets,
you're like,
and then you start going,
you'll get up as it.
That was pretty good.
That's a pretty good impression.
They'll start like going,
they'll start jumping around.
We should maybe talk real fast about what we did last week.
Oh, yeah.
God damn.
And amaze the bathroom.
We,
uh,
You're going to use the potty?
All right.
We went to an anime convention.
It was a really tiny one, about, what, 6,000 members or so?
About 30 people.
At least 30 people.
There's some pizza slices, some popcorn.
People dressed as Denji, pochita.
Isaac actually face revealed there.
He did.
He's smitty.
Isaac is face revealed as Smith.
Isaac is a fucking asshole.
You're a monster for doing that.
No way.
Oh, my.
This is what you get.
You don't get it.
You don't have to turn your camera.
To abuse the podcast rules.
You're starting out right now.
You could like be on your phone.
You can always on your phone.
We went to the con.
We went to the con and I dressed up as a goddamn.
What are you talking about?
I have a fuck up.
I was getting my food.
I have a question.
Why is it that I get reamed out for not being present?
He doesn't have his fucking camera and he could be sitting up his bed.
No, wait, listen.
Nick, let me help you.
The viewers at home, Isaac before the podcast is like,
Hey!
We gotta start this!
And then right soon as we go, he's like,
well, I'm gonna go by Chick-fil-A.
Who are?
Yeah, my food is here.
You were my phone show.
I already did start until right now.
So you still would have gotten in your food during the podcast.
You called me 10, 20 minutes ago saying,
hey, dude, we're going to record a podcast.
You want to do it now?
I had no recollection.
And I got no heavy eyes up.
And I'm here.
We went to this con.
We did a bunch of really silly stuff.
And we had a great time.
I had a helmet on my face the entire time.
And it was so silly.
You got a helmet on and you're on a wheelchair.
And that will be an awesome.
It was a really funny.
There's a really funny clip where,
can I talk about the clip
with the walking
pochita?
Oh, yes.
A little walking.
A little bit.
A little bit.
I'll just tell a little bit.
Basically,
Isaac hid somewhere
and then there was a person
dressed as Pachita
and Isaac ends up
running and chasing him.
It was really funny.
Dead sprint,
a 6-4,
300-pound.
That guy was fat gorilla.
That guy was fucking fast.
He outran Isaac.
He was able to outrun me
because I could have a
fucking shit.
Because, listen,
I couldn't say, you can say,
you could say, uh,
You could even put it on, big fat head.
Me?
You can't even fit it on your head because you're so big-headed.
God.
Big head, idiot.
I put it on, I couldn't see anything.
I was walking around like this.
You got to look like Denji.
Nick, have we tried it on?
Does it not fit?
Yeah, I've tried it on before.
I think everyone here has tried it on before.
I've tried it on before.
I was the first one to try it on.
Dude, Massachusetts are gross.
Yeah, yeah, Tanner.
Why were you the first first person?
Because it was in the rain getting beat the shit on.
It was fucking raining.
There's holes in it.
I had to save it.
I'd actually save it because you were still sleeping.
And then open it and bring it on it to stream and then sit on it and stream on it.
No, I didn't sit on it.
I didn't sit on the rain.
I bent it.
Larry Benson.
Larry Benzett.
Because like I saw it.
For saving my package from the rain.
You guys.
Hey.
I will say though,
I will say though, there is a weird little problem with some of these people in this house that go and see I like Isaac's like thing.
and just open it up.
They, like, open up Isaac's packages all the time.
I don't know.
What did I ever do that?
It's a federal offense.
What the fuck?
I've never done that shit.
No, I did it.
And Isaac comes in and he's like,
man, who the fuck open my package?
It's like one case of waters?
Yeah.
Who open?
Oh.
What the fuck?
Open my fucking food.
I order drinks from Amazon so much.
Why do you do that?
Yeah, because they all fucking disappear overnight.
You can play that on Tanner and Larry.
They'll leave.
All right.
Let me leave.
They are actually robbers.
You guys are robbers.
I'm guilty of that.
He doesn't even care.
He doesn't even care.
At some point, at some point, I'm going to have to pay back Isaac for all the,
the really long bill that I have.
I'm going to give you an invoice of like $450.
No, no, no, listen.
Put on the tab.
Put on the tab.
I do it.
All right.
Larry always be like $2.50.
I got a tab going.
For what?
I ordered Marco's pizza and I got a two leader of Dr. Pepper.
He grabs a.
I had like too, he was like, oh, Dr. Pepper.
Nobody answers, and then like two hours later, it's gone.
The whole two years empty.
I fucking saved you.
I saved in your sick fucking coke addiction.
You fucking.
Oh, Dr. Pepper.
And then the next morning, I see it, it's empty.
I'm like, oh, Drake.
And he was like, that was me.
And he was like, I haven't had Dr. Pepper in a long time.
But I was like, all right?
Just drink all the age.
I hate Dr. Pepper.
I don't know what you guys see in that little thing.
That little bit.
I'll tell you what happened.
I'll tell you why I switched to Dr. Pepper at some point.
It's because everybody gets Coke at fast food and restaurants and everything, so it's always gone.
All the carbonation, all the flavor of the actual Coke is gone.
I got Coke.
You get gross versions of Coke, and I hate it.
That is kind of gross.
I got amazing Kane's Coke that opened three days ago now.
Speaking of Coke, speaking of Coke, I was just watching the, like, horrible, like, story of Coca-Cola and how it started.
Did you not?
How did it start?
It started.
There was actually.
cocaine leaves that were mixed with
mixed with
colo leaves or something like that.
It was like sugar.
But yeah,
it gave him a kick. It wasn't a doctor. It was just a dude.
Dr. Cola. I think he was like, he was a
veteran or something like that.
And he like, it was also a little chemist.
But I was going to say some about Fanta.
Fanta was a knockoff
brand made in Germany during
World War II to try and replicate
Coca Cola because it was
like ban the importing of like
Listen. It was crazy. Yeah. Because Germany
fucked up. Listen, the German soldiers
used to take meth and they'd eat it and they'd march
for three days straight until they died.
Oh.
What you're going to do about that?
What are you doing about that? Germany.
You're going to come out of Germany?
Yeah, Germany, you're going to go to Shipper!
Where is he?
The hell was it just a disgusting face.
The 1940s came around.
Oh,
Derbyn, that was bad.
It was not.
It looks like Jim Carrey.
That was the Jim Carrey.
That was a Jim fucking Carrie.
Jim Carrey's a weirdo now
He'll be like
Yes he does some like weird subliminal messaging
In his interviews he'll be like
He'll least don't want you to know this
The elite don't want you to have kids
He's kind of a psychopath
He got like a bunch of awards
Yeah dude
He's into that like weird shit
It's weird like he would get like a big giant award
Like a trophy
Maybe it's true dude
There's one actor I don't like anymore
What?
There's one actor I don't like anymore
And it's fucking Tom Hanks
And I don't know why
But Tom Hanks pisses me off now
Like old Tom Hanks
Pissus me off now
If you were to die horrifically.
He's one of the most beloved actors in Hollywood.
I don't care.
What about Tom Ford?
What about Tom Fulery?
Harrison Ford.
Oh, is it Harrison Ford?
Tom Ford?
Is it a Tom Ford?
What's his name?
Who's Tom Ford?
I don't even know.
What's his name?
To what's his name?
Oh my God.
What is his name?
Jim Carrey.
Wasn't he like one of the first people
to whistleblow about the free masonry
and like the stuff like that by doing
a little hand sign and shit on
like a TV. Now my teacher was a free masonry
and he was like, yeah, you know about that, don't you?
And the late night host was like,
oh, I know what you talk about, I don't know what you talk about.
Yeah, liar. Everyone knows that
that. Yeah, I just want to say some. I mean, this was like
a decade ago. I just want to say something.
Dude, people be shit on the content
creation commute, like all these like YouTubers
and so like that, but just wait until
until all these fucking Hollywood motherfuckers get exposed
man. They are so fucking far.
worse than like anything, dude.
You know, will they ever?
Will they ever?
No.
At some point,
Gruck.
All that takes is one nuke.
They run the world.
Look at Johnny Depp.
Legalize!
What did Johnny Dembs?
I don't remember.
His wife pooped on his bed.
Dude,
if your wife pooped on your bed
and you don't divorce to her,
what are you doing about?
That's real.
That's true.
What is wrong with you?
Are you married to a baby?
No, you shouldn't be
because that'd be weird.
Yeah.
You said if your wife poops on your bed, you should divorce her.
Instantaneously.
No, no question.
What about if your wife poops herself in your car?
No.
Geller.
I don't know.
You know how one football player that like to be pooped on?
What if it's one of those things?
What?
Who the fuck is that?
Who is Tom Brady?
Eli Manning.
Tom Brady kisses his son.
His little baby's sitting in his lap.
Oh my God.
Tom Brady.
He's like 17 years old.
Brady likes to kiss the owner.
Why was that the...
Shut!
Shut up!
It was he loud.
It was Odell Beckham Jr.
He's in a sweat.
He likes to get pooped on.
He likes to get pooped on?
Skep pack, scat pack, read all about it.
Probably because he's so tired of shitting all over everybody else in the NFL.
True.
Oh my God.
That's a slam dunk for young.
His wife pooped on him because he wanted to know what he was like to get shit on.
Are you starting a fake live about Odell Beckham Jr?
Is that real?
Yeah, drunk is that real?
No, that's real?
One of his past partners said that
I don't know if there's any like
Realness dude
I actually gave I needed O'Dell Beckham Jr. once too
And he wanted me to poop on him too
He was a guy who like hold on to
He held on to a car battery
He started it with his own hands
Kevin Gates.
Dude Kevin Gates is a fucking freak
Of course there's Kevin
He was dude I saw one
I didn't see it live but I saw
What even live concert
He was like
I'm about uh
I'm about to smash your pussy
I'm about it
And he like starts
He starts
He starts reenacting it alive
in front of like all these people and they're all cheering him on.
How is that allowed?
How does he allow that?
I can do how do people allow that?
I don't know. He's kind of cool. He can do whatever he wants.
I know exactly what you're talking about. He has a problem.
Kevin Gates is like, I'm my daughter going to love this one.
My daughter are going to love this.
I feel like all of you are going to be horrible fathers to your daughters.
No, I'm not having a daughter.
I don't want to hear where this is going to go.
I don't want to hear what.
Actually, I want to know why.
Why?
I do want to know why.
Why wouldn't you want a daughter?
I'm not having a daughter.
Are you going to have a son?
That's not a possible thing you can consider.
Yummy.
Well, I'm going to pull a King Henry the 7th.
That doesn't work.
You know what you're going to get?
Every time he had a daughter?
You're the problem if you have daughters over and over.
You're the person who carries that.
Really, really?
Really, really.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
In the case that you get a daughter, what do you do?
She's going up for adoption.
Really?
Oh my god, you're a monster.
Dude, I can't be doing that, man.
I think that I jump off a bridge.
Why?
What's the wrong with having a daughter?
DeVu's at home, look, I got the microphone to his mouth right now.
He's talking.
Go ahead.
I just, I think I'm not ready for a daughter.
I have the camera.
Really, really, really.
Wait, what's...
I'm 22, man.
Okay, yeah, you don't have to be ready right now,
but the thought of, like, having a daughter doesn't warm your heart.
That warms my heart, man.
No.
No.
All right.
It actually fuses me off.
How about this, Joey?
Like half your fan base is daughters.
How does that make you feel?
Is that real?
No, that is not true.
Okay, not yours.
Don't say that.
Half your fan base is mothers.
I'm done.
I'm brothers and brothers.
All right.
Listen,
if you want brothers,
that's fine.
There could be like a billion daughters.
Can we do it be charity?
Mothers and brothers.
You got to all the brothers.
Oh my God.
Remember that all the football,
the Philadelphia Eagles?
Oh, my God.
The celebration, dude.
He puts like a ski mask on.
Buckees the door open and start stealing
on the Salvation Army bucket
Dallas.
You're like taking it's over in the bag?
It's because every time
they would go,
every time Dallas would score
they'd hop in the bucket
and salvation every bucket
they'd feel like whack a mole
or something like silly game
the Eagles smart playing that shit
they robbed it.
They robbed the whole fight.
What's next?
You're going to burn down an orphanage?
That's good.
Salvation Army is a stupid-ass corporation.
It's like
What are you guys saying?
What did you just say?
The army is corrupt, man.
How?
Where's your purpose?
Are you thinking about like Red Cross or like other things?
All right.
Hold on. Wait, Isaac's proof right here.
I got the microphone for him.
Oh, wait.
All right.
Let's see.
Go ahead.
What's the proof?
Dude, they basically just fake.
They don't give these kids all the things today.
You think you're giving them.
You can look at the articles about it.
What articles?
You have to go fucking search for articles for you right now and a middle of a podcast.
You give me proof.
No, that's fine.
I really don't care that much.
Whatever.
Stop.
I'm never giving you folks.
Yomi doesn't care about charity.
The new thing is to push over
the Santa Claus outside of Walmart every...
Okay, that's real.
How do you do it?
How do you do it to charity to make sure
that it doesn't like fall in wrong hands?
No, I don't know.
You just don't know.
Don't give your money to charities.
If anything, go and like, give your money to someone.
Go outside and give it to the guy.
Give it to the guy and watch him go.
One guy.
Go and visit like places and, like,
you can go and fly all the way to Africa
and do it yourself if you're wrong.
God, I just thought of Exhibit A, like, why I hate.
He was Exhibit A.
Dude, that'd be a fun fucking trip.
Salvation Army.
Mr. Beast did that, didn't he?
But he didn't do it himself.
He hired people to do it.
Mr. Beast, I was the Nils every channel went and built like multiple houses.
Nick.
No, he hired people.
He flew there for one minute and then flew back home.
He said he'd get an ad read over the fucking video.
In every day.
You got a little mud over there.
I want to clean that one up.
Like grunt talk.
Sorry.
A normal everyday average show, 9 to 5 worker does not have the time to go fly to Africa.
Yes, they do.
How many hours are in a day, grunk?
24.
How many hours are you working in a day?
Eight.
How long is a flight to Africa?
How long are you sleeping?
At least five.
Who said you need to sleep?
You need sleep.
If you care about charity, you won't sleep ever.
That's not true.
Listen, I get nine terrorists about people sleeping in the streets outside.
People are cold.
And they're getting gold
That shit
I know people who died
Okay Larry
It's okay
I hate something
Yeah
Why do you say it?
You're so weird
I thought no you shut up
You're about to agree with you
I'm like young
Isaac
No we got up saying
Listen Isaac
Here's what's happening
Oh my god
One at a time
Police reporters
Would you get money
To church Isaac
To church?
Yeah
Church is a business
brother
But would you
You got on your own
Would you give money in the church, Isaac, when they ask for donations, do you?
Don't money in the little of the bucket?
I don't think I've ever done that.
Tive, that's the name of it.
Yeah.
I think the only time we've seen Isaac donated to like any charity.
It's what he like tips is waitresses or waiters.
It's like Red Robbins and like, you guys listen to my fucking exhibit A now.
Okay.
They sit outside of Walmart and ring that goddamn annoying ass bell for like 12 hours a day.
How come I got to go in and out of Walmart to buy my Christmas presents
sitting there, you know, give me the puppet dog
guys going, ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding,
because they're getting money for charity.
Huh?
They're getting money for charity.
A quarter is going to feed a
person to a Big Mac.
Okay, don't, okay, if 500 people
give a quarter, if 500 people
give a quarter, that's like what?
500 people could die for all.
Diding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
and my ears.
500 people are dead.
I just thought of something really weird.
How many contacts do you think Lester from GTA has?
There's a lot of people have this number.
How does he always answer the phone?
He calls me every time I get on the game.
The mechanic is always on the run, bro.
He's always doing the rain.
They have a lot of context.
Wait, hang on.
Yeah, I just got off the phone.
Yeah, I just got off the phone.
Let's see how many players.
I'm not a lot of time.
I got another phone car going to take.
Yeah, hold on.
You need some wheels.
Okay, I got this other guy.
That's Johnny on the spot.
That's not real.
That's not, that last.
You need some wheels?
I only got two.
I'm in a wheelchair.
What?
Dink.
Alball.
Joe Swanson.
Out of the park.
Wait, wait, wait.
Every time somebody misses you got to like pretend like you catch on the ball.
And then it would be like,
you're up.
You steal it from it.
And then you kick the door and then you took from the Salvation Army.
And you take for the Salvation Army.
All right.
If you're barefoot right now,
take a picture.
hit it to soft really in the D-Aves.
Don't do that.
Oh, put him away, Grung.
Get those things out of you.
For the visual learners at home,
a visual grug just like put up a sock.
Grung just put up a one-frame
SpongeBob foot image.
I just want with the audio and viewers at home know
that Larry actually loves the,
for the viewers at home inside joke.
He loves it so much.
He wants you guys to tweet it at him
and come up with your best ones
and he'll give you $100 to the best dollars
to the best.
best one. No, that's not true. You can't do that.
I can't do that. He's lying. Actually, I'm
going to say it right here right now
live. Who the fuck made that tweet?
What tweet? It was yummy.
Yummy did. The viewers at home
one? The best
The best inside joke ever or something.
The funniest insect joke ever. Wait, I thought that was next.
That was not me. That was not me.
It was not me. It was
not. It was amazing. It's Isaac. It's definitely.
Isaac. I have made one
on that account. And I'll tell you exactly
what it was.
whoever put two dryer sheets
they'd put by clothes in the dryer
deserves to get they meat road
we all agreed we all replied to it
like yeah that's real
man fuck all you
next one who did it
I was gonna fucking
man
go in a fucking laundry room right now
and look at your shit ass pile of clothes
that were on me
dude
I told me your shit ass pile
you idiot
who's up by
why didn't
I'm going to grab it
why don't either of you have a laundry basket
why don't you have a lodger basket
you want me no look
Y'all don't even know what he's talking about anymore.
Mohawk.
Mohawk.
If this one goes up with a laundry basket,
I bought that box, shoot that when we moved in.
Get me a fucking back.
Dude.
No advice.
Bobbi.
That's what you're talking about.
That's my.
There's so many clothes.
And who has 19.
Who is the person who has 48 pairs of Nike elite white socks?
They're just everywhere.
There's a whole laundry basket for white socks.
Who needs that many socks?
It's fun.
I think I bought like six packs of like six.
Yeah.
I think I have like 36 pairs.
Oh my God.
Why?
There's so many.
It fills up the whole laundry room.
They're everywhere.
Oh,
Nick.
That's what they were waiting to do is be washed.
But why do you have 30 sex of them?
Wopper,
Wopper.
You watch like only the socks.
I'm not like,
do you like save your clothes or do you only wash like socks?
Dude,
it's called washing whites with whites.
Nobody doesn't.
Unless your head is fucking annoying.
You're so annoying.
You're stupid.
You're so annoying.
You're so annoying.
It's not 1985.
Grunk literally told us yesterday that he's never done.
Stop, stop.
Grunk has told us yesterday that he has never done a load of laundry in his life.
And I still know that Grunk knows to separate his clothes.
I've never separated my clothes.
Dude,
that's why all of your whites look gray, bro.
No, they don't.
I don't have any whites.
I don't have any whites.
All I wear is like black clothes and gray clothes.
I never had white.
Have you ever heard of off?
Why?
Ding us.
Nick.
Dude,
you're a moron.
Have you ever heard of like, you know, some bleach or some wearing and shit?
You can't put bleach with colored clothes.
Yeah, that's why you put the whites in and then put the bleach in if they're brown or something stupid.
That's what I did.
He was yelling at me saying, why do you have all these whites together?
Well, yeah, because your shit is always white.
You don't have to make it whiter.
You are so annoying.
Nobody separates their fucking clothes unless you're like a 58-year-old grandma in Margaret.
You're stupid.
You know what, Yami, coming from you would literally sit there every single day in praises, he's like, you know,
As YouTubers, we are just privileged man babies who are living horrible, like man baby lives.
You're living a man baby life, man.
That's what you're doing.
Is a man baby?
What does that matter?
I do my laundry.
I do my laundry, fucking idiot.
I'm going to go look at your next fucking load of laundry, and if it's stuck, if it's packed to the
fucking brim, I'm going to laugh at you.
Why is that funny?
Because you're not supposed to pack the fucking washing machine.
You don't tell me what to do?
That's how you get detergent on what to do by a fucking detergent.
Stuck in the machine.
How about you think about this?
In the clothes, in the clothes of your clothes.
I just thought of something crazy.
We're listening.
I'm all yours.
Not like we can go anywhere.
By the time I was eight,
by the time I was Grunk's age,
grunk hasn't done a load of laundry.
I've done one load.
I think he's done.
But I have done a load on someone's face.
Boom.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why?
I.
What?
Why?
Why?
You fucking word.
You.
You.
I.
Why?
What's that spell?
Oh.
He's a cheerleader.
He's not in some crap.
Larry just
just
just located.
He has a bean bag.
He just blitzed into the ground.
He took the bean bag?
Yeah.
No, he did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
I swear to using him.
the big one
no dude we're living with like
like scavenge and salvage
what the fuck
I don't think back when we're gonna do the
IRL podcast
but never did the IRL podcast
so where's that I can we do that
next week I don't get fuck anymore
Wopper Wopper Big Mac Wopper
we can put grunk on the Lightning McQueen
CRTV we don't I don't think he'll go on that
you can't join on that you have to get a splitter
from red white yellow to H-DMI
I got one
we do have one
There's a converters.
That would be really funny.
I have a converter we can use.
Wait, can we get somebody to make a graphic
where they take our group logo
and have it bounce around the screen and it like...
Oh, like the DVD logo?
Yes.
What a show?
You can commission for that, buddy?
It's literally a fucking animation.
It'll take two minutes to me.
I can do it myself.
You're going to commission.
Okay, you sound like every other...
I'm actually going to ask AI to do it for me.
You're going to commission, bro?
No.
I'm going to ask AI to do it for me.
I want you to go and host a free art competition
and see how well that goes, yummy.
Probably pretty well.
I don't know.
know, listen, I was like live streaming the other week
or month or something, and I was like, yeah, I don't know
what, I don't know what art to do for my album cover.
I think I'm just going to do AI. And then all the chat
was like, you did not just fucking say that.
I know you didn't just say you and that do AI
art for something. And then they're like,
why don't you ask a human being to do it? And I was like, well,
if AI does it better,
I use AI to write the first
paragraph of my final essay.
I'm AI with the braids.
Teachers at home.
I'm not. No, no. I, I, I,
You actually used it to see
like the ideas to get my ideas.
That's what I was saying.
I used AI to apply to Harvard and I actually got in.
You did get in.
We went.
It's basically and I turned them down.
It's like an idea.
It's like concept.
AI does concept better than any artist could ever do concept.
But it compiles stolen art.
Yeah.
Well,
you can learn.
You can see water marks.
There would be no AI art because they have nothing to listen.
Art and imitate life.
This is what would happen.
Then the people who make AI to do the art,
would commission people to make art that would sign up
and then they'd use their art to make more art.
But you could give AI three pictures
and it can make a bazillion different combinations.
Yeah, because of people,
IRAL people that took pictures.
Everything started with the IRL men.
You can only give it three is what I'm saying.
And it could do an unlimited amount of things.
But I feel like,
take a photo of a net say.
I feel like it's impossible to ask anything
to kind of think of something
or make something up if you've never seen it before
in the first place.
Yeah, but AI makes shit
that you've never seen.
seen before.
Yeah, but from other real life things that we have seen before.
But if you take a conglomerate of a billion different images and like transform it into
something new, it's like something you've never seen before.
I mean, it's like, you should give AI psychedelics.
Oh, I don't know.
I think it's pretty revolutionary.
Like love it or I hate it or whatever.
Like yeah, I'm still going to fucking work with human beings.
No, yeah.
I mean, the next 10 years are going to change everything.
Yep.
The singular is going to come in.
Love or hate it.
You don't know how to strange.
Do it, do a grung.
Garmu!
Make this AI transfer.
I had to shit in the public school bathroom.
Oh my god.
Grung, yeah.
All I'll say, segue,
er.
All I'll say.
How do you do it so good?
How do you do it so good?
How do you do it so good?
Gros.
All I'll say is that pretty boy shit.
shit in public restrooms.
What are you saying?
No, Doc.
That's like the girl saying hot
bitches have IBS or something.
Bro, he's watching
XQC.
Of course. Of course.
What are you doing?
He's playing Call of Duty blackouts like four.
You called yourself a pretty boy?
Because you open your butt hole in a fucking public space.
When you were in high school, you were not allowed to
poop in the bathroom. It was not safe.
Listen, I'm not going to lie.
I saw Yomi
used to hang around.
They used to go in the stalls and put a camera up
and put it on YouTube.
That's real.
That is real.
There's like a man to be real.
Yami told me he said he had a fear of shitting in the public bathroom
because they would always like record him shitting.
What are you doing under the?
Go to the nurse's office.
That's what you do.
Even a, you were never safe in myself.
So my school, my school has single.
The nurse.
Hey, I'm trying to listen.
Holy shit, you guys are horrible.
Bro, the advocate for the listeners.
I'm trying to listen!
You are not the listener.
You are not the listener.
My school has single occupancy bathrooms,
but I went to the one I normally go to it,
and it said it was being in use.
So I walked to the first bathroom,
and then it was full of kids hitting vapes and shit,
so I walked to the next bathroom there was no one in it.
Oh, my God.
Full of kids getting shit.
I put my finger between his legs and it almost got snapped in half.
I'm not even kidding.
He almost broke my fucking.
fucking finger.
Oh my God.
That's why I freaked out.
Is it heavy?
Nothing heavy?
No.
No, but I did this and it like Chinese finger trats me.
Like locked me with the same strings and I like twisted it.
School bathrooms are actually like like insane because I walked in on one time.
What?
Isaac?
Yeah.
No, go ahead.
What?
I start talking.
Say it.
All right.
All right.
I went to my fucking bathroom expecting just like, all right, I'm going to go pee and I'm going to get out.
I walk in there.
I see 40 like just 40 students huddling.
Literally, you know, yeah.
40 students huddling.
around a toilet. I'm like, what are you guys looking at?
And I look in there, and it's the biggest log
I've ever seen in my entire life.
It's coiled, and it's sticking out of the toilet.
There's like a flag in it, like a surrender flag.
Baby shower cancer. I wasn't pregnant.
And the janitor was like, all right, everybody out.
Come on.
But damn it. It's broken.
He walks in.
Stomberts out.
He's moving the crowd.
God damn.
Takes out of camera.
He saved my first rodeo.
He turns his hat backwards.
I have a video of it because of how funny it was.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
Someone else's big log.
No, I walked in and there was 40.
All the 40 kids were like,
we're laughing and like pointing at it.
And I thought it was so...
How badly do you have to shit that you're able to get that out fast enough?
Dude, how do people get shit in the ceilings?
That's what I'm like trying to...
Oh, you reminded me of some crazy stuff in my school.
See? Boom. Bingo.
Yeah, little kids would literally take their fucking shit log like a crayon out of their fingers.
Beep! Do it.
Do a...
What school did you go to?
I'm not gonna say it.
Right knuckle grip in a log.
Were your walls padded in your school?
They did a smiley face.
They did a smiley face with poop.
You can see where their finger,
listen, this is how you knew it was real.
You can see where there was excess poop
on either side of their finger
because they were making contact with a stall.
It was spreading.
For the viewers at home,
this guy was homeschooled.
I don't know what he was talking about.
My classmate.
What the fuck?
I was looking for the big poop picture.
This is at home, we just saw a picture of grunk.
I was literally, I was just trying to figure out, like, before, before vaping, like, you know, a bunch of kids do that.
What the fuck did they do back then?
Like, what did you guys?
What did you go out?
Cigrate.
Cigarettes were, like, drugs.
Cigarettes were, like, out.
Cigarettes were out when we were in school.
Like, what were we doing?
Smoke weed.
I feel like to waste has been on.
undocumented. Wee. It was Zaza. Yeah. It was Zaza. Yeah. It was
Zaza. It's like this is what, this is what happened. Right. All right. I'll give you the time. I'll give you the timeline. 80s, 90s, early 2000s. Kids were smoking cigarettes. All right. Then it switched to weed. All right. Then it switched to weed. But the age, the age grew up a little bit. So like you weren't smoking weed so you were like 15 16. Then vape came out and you're vaping at like 13. Yeah. And that shit like we ruined. You know what?
ban all vapes.
Isaac would die.
Man them all.
No more vaping.
Okay, listen, this is what happened.
I was on Twitter.
I saw a furry, put kitty litter in the corner of a bathroom,
and start shitting to pissing in it and put a side in it that said furries only,
and she got expelled.
No, no, no.
That was a fucking, the prank was on that poor fucking person with the little tail.
She didn't do that.
It was someone else that did it and then framed her, blah, blah, blah.
Also, you just talk.
I want to talk about the car ride home because you do.
Don't talk to talk to yourself with 30 fucking minutes.
No, it's bad, man.
It was so bad.
What happened to the car right home?
No, dude.
It was not bad.
It was horrible.
We drove home, and I think Yomi, like, had a comment about every single thing on the road ever.
On the side of the road on top of it.
I've been in a car with Yomi, and he does this shit where he just, like, points out,
somebody, somebody, nobody, somebody else, and he'll go, Kobe, and they'll go,
I don't know, I don't know, go.
Number one, boom.
He did he do it.
Dude, dude, he has, like, Las Park.
I've never been in the Los Park.
I don't know you got to do it with that guy.
You just went through the right right and that was crazy.
And oh my God, we haven't ever did a case with cans.
From Top of you have transitions.
Me and the Yomi would get along.
It's not even, it's like you just sit there.
Isaac and I were just listening to music.
And Isaac's like subwifor and his chung is like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like farting.
And then I'm already tuned out.
And Yumi started to talk about
some random-ass stories.
And then he brings up how he's been to a dry,
through bank and he's talking about how he went to like a random burger place.
He's talking about a taco, like he's talking about the randomest shit.
Every store we're passing. He's talking about he's got a
he's got a in a store behind the store. I was talking about a store, then a store,
and then the Tesla in front of us switch late and Isaac switched late I was like,
oh y'all are straight in places and I started talking about stores and
I think it's like what the fuck is wrong but you shut up.
Oh yeah, that's just switch it blows.
You were like hyperfluous on everything around me
And then he was like oh look at that
Matt wrap on that car
Look at that
You like hyperfocles on everything around
Your rap so like Matt Matt Matt Mee Raps
He was a YouTuber
Oh
This is so bad
It was enough to knock me out of like
My little zone out of like the
fucking base just
Yeah it was pretty bad
That's like a superpower
You can just talk about anything
You are insane
You are
You have a comment about anything
ever.
He has an idea, common opinion, thought, fucking everything under the sun.
He realizes everything, as what Larry said.
He realizes.
It's fucking everything.
If I get tipsy, it's really bad, like, it's bad, bad.
I'll just talk until I die until I pass out.
It's true.
You do.
Try to put you in bed.
You're like, no, no, no.
Listen, one time I went to bed and I was like, but it's always fun.
Getting little tipsy is kind of fun.
I know why Tanner does it before stream sometimes because it's kind of fun.
What the hell?
It's kind of fun.
It is.
All I need is.
One little, one to them.
And I'm like, I can talk for hours and hours.
And then I'm like, all right, good night, everybody.
And then I'm like, all right, good night, everybody.
And then I'm, current's close.
We went to, um, we went to a place called Kobe's.
What is so funny.
What?
It got really silent.
Segway, segue, segue.
Segway, segue, segue.
Segway, segue, segue.
All right.
Now we can talk about Kobe's.
All right.
Now we can talk about Kobe's.
Went to Kobe's.
That was really fun.
I really like their food.
It was going to say the restaurant there.
Yeah.
Probably.
Well, that's the whole point of the video.
It was like a billion hours away.
By the way, he died like yesterday, three years ago.
Literally yesterday.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I think, yummy.
I know I keep talking about this game because it's really fun.
But we should try it one time for the podcast.
Yummy, Larry and I, we were driving,
and we just decided to come up with a stupid little rap game.
I'm sorry we didn't even come up with it.
We just thought of it on the spot.
You think of like a word?
I think the best way to put it is Yummy has to start out with an example.
And we did this for maybe 20.
minutes straight, 30 minutes straight.
So you guys will catch on very fast
and this is a fun little game. All right, Yovie starts off.
All right.
I love eating seafood.
I love eating crab.
Soft really take your shirt off and show us all that.
Abbs.
Ebs.
No, flap.
You're fat.
You're fat.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So us all that.
Ab.
Okay.
Ab.
Ab.
Muscles.
Muscles.
Six packs.
Exactly.
Okay.
Okay.
Running back.
Are you going?
Are you going?
Are you going?
Are you going to?
You're turning again.
You go.
Try it.
All right.
This is the classic one.
Everybody gets this one.
It's impossible to get it wrong.
It's easy.
Free.
All right.
I'm running to race.
I got to go fast.
I saw this bitch yesterday.
She had a real fat.
As.
Yeah.
I was going to say rash.
Brash
ankles
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Um, hmm.
I run it so fast to call me the flash.
Yo, boy.
I make it idiots and cars.
It's full of car.
Crash.
Crash.
Crash.
It was so much better in the car two nights.
It was a real.
I wish I could go to the car two nights and go right now.
We did it for 30 minutes straight.
the reason we're fucked up now is we did every single thing
we could in the book like we actually
rang it dry like you'll see a Nick's vlog
that he makes but dude
and there was so much before that before we even
before and after we had a fucking ice cream
that was like yeah because we started getting
the we started getting the zoomies well you know
did that too many guys want to go get ice cream yeah we did
yeah yeah yeah zoomies did we uh we were just sitting there
outside of this ice cream place and Larry's like okay
watches I'm gonna go run across the street and go to Chili's
I guarantee they won't get us our ice cream in time
Bro, runs to the Chili's across
like a fucking four-lane street
They're like frogger
Yeah, like that across
And by the time he gets to the front door
of Chili's we walk to the car
Because we had the ice cream
Where was I?
What is this?
You didn't want to go for some reason
Where?
No, where did you guys go?
It was after Kobe's we went to ice cream
We can't stay because it's too local
Oh yeah, I don't want to go
I was full I was gonna burst
That's why I didn't want to go
Okay
Okay, okay.
All right.
I'm an acrobatic the way I flip.
I heard yesterday that Tana has a pink tip.
Yes, sir.
You got a pink tip.
Yes, sir.
Fine, you want to see it?
That's it.
No, no, no, no.
You got him pissed.
He's about a blow it.
Flip, flip, flip.
I already said, there he did flip.
You can't double flip.
Yeah, what the hell, Larry?
Man, potato chip.
Why you double flip?
But I'm here with my lays potato.
Zip.
Chips.
Whoa!
All right, I think you guys understand the game.
Potato.
Okay, Ben, I got to put it up here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Again?
Yeah, no more.
No more, please.
I got big feet.
When I walk, I trip.
I heard Larry got that gorilla.
Crip.
Potato.
Potato.
Potato.
Potato.
Come sitting in that chair,
but during Lassily VC, he left all that shit.
Hair.
Hair.
That's all that hair.
Larry walks in, gives him quite a stare.
Stair!
Stair!
Okay, okay, okay.
That's valid.
Scare bear, chair, Larry.
You're ruining all the potential ones that we could have died.
But, hey, oh, you are not the rhymer!
You are not the rhymer!
Oh, you are not the rhymer!
Um, oh man, man, man, oh.
That is what?
Bro.
Wait, look at that.
Ready, ready, ready, ready.
Bro.
It's like when old people, it's like they,
some shit happens.
Oh, man.
I was gonna be like, oh, man, oh, music.
Oh, dude.
You're fast.
Wait, and Larry can do it faster.
Larry can do it faster.
You say, do this thing.
Oh, oh, oh, dear.
Oh, Derry do it.
Larry do it.
Ready, watch.
Got Zooks.
Watch Larry do it.
Oh my god.
Oh, the shutter of speed.
Viewers at home, Larry's punching so fast that you can't even seem to move.
That was actually crazy.
Wow.
Dude, your hands are on fire.
They're steaming.
I love that shit, bro.
I love when Larry does that.
Oh, my God.
You got to go a little bit backwards as well.
Like, it goes a little bit backwards and then it goes back.
I just like disliked my shoulder doing it
Oh
You're a little uncoordinated
Not very
It's too static
It's too static
He's like his breath
He's like if he breath
He's gonna like mess up because of how crazy it is
Why is he sucking his cheeks in
one breath and he's gone.
It kind of looks like Johnny Depp like that.
What you do?
Ew!
You look like Mr. Pringles.
It looks like...
The fuck.
Mr. Pringles?
I got a punch in my belly from the drink I'm drinking.
The drinker-dricking?
Yeah, I put peach tea in Mountain Dew.
I'm not even going to lie.
Oh, is it good?
It actually might be crazy.
That might be nuts.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
I remember I was streaming yesterday for like very, barely any time at all.
What time do you stream?
like 5 a.m.
It was like 5 or 6 a.m.
Fix your sleep schedule, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Fix your sleep schedule, dude.
I think that's kind of true, though.
Okay, but wait.
Thanks for the vouch, Grunk.
I appreciate that.
Oh, of course.
Grunk, you're going to get good at basketball.
Grunk, you're going to get a basketball.
You think so?
Oh, wait, okay, wait.
I remember what I was saying.
Someone asked me when, like,
where the next, like,
invention we were going to is and I have no
idea. We're going to...
We're going to France. Somebody said... No, I'm not
going to... I told me not. I'm not going to
Twitchcon. We just got our passports
and we're all going to France. I'm not
going to France to go to fucking TwitchCon
going to TwitchCon in France. Be there.
Say one word in French. Huh?
Let me say what?
Say la me. Say la vie. All right. I'm
kidding, guys. We're not going to France.
Oh, okay. A whole bunch of
of people excited for about five seconds.
Yeah, you dick.
Where's VidCon gonna be it?
I feel like
I think Anaheim.
What?
Really?
Anaheim?
Is VidCon Anaheim?
Is Vidcon even worth going to?
I heard it's bad.
It's like YouTube.
McGeetown.
It can't be as bad as TwitchCon.
It can be.
You don't want to meet Casper Lee?
Who is that?
Dude,
here's the thing.
TwitchCon is going to,
I mean, not TwitchCon.
Fucking Vidcon's going to be all TikTok.
Oh, yeah, that is true.
That is real.
I want to meet Bryce Hall.
You don't want to meet Dixie Demilio and Bryce Hall.
No, I don't want to meet Dixie Demililil.
Dixie D'Amelia wants to meet me.
Damn, if they come out with a roster, that was huge.
Oh, my wrist!
Yes!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You like flastered big, burn, your shirt.
Your tip-game mouse, it waved.
Weaved at the camera in slow motion and went back in.
Here's a home, zoom-it, zoom it, I mean, close it, I mean,
Zoom, I mean, slow it down.
You slow it down.
Isaac, can we talk about your, okay, can we go back to your live-stream?
Back to your live
Do you go back to
We went to live
To your last night
Absolutely not
We're not going back to that
Yesterday
Yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Wait what?
Yeah, me wore that shirt
yesterday
Yeah
And then here's what happened
All my clothes
are in the dryer right now
I took a shower
and threw this back on
Because I took a shower
And I didn't want
That hair yesterday
Did?
Wait, you did
You really did do that
You really did do that
Ymi couldn't wash
his clothes
Because someone's
busy
washing their red, white
and greens
And whites and blues right now
Because you're like
A line outside
The fucking block
The
The road
The greens and the blues and all the
Tideponds are gone.
Dude,
Isaac, I don't want to hear from you.
Hey, I bought the last bash.
Three oracles of clothing and you wear
joggers that are too tight for your legs
and you tiptoe on your toes.
Shut up.
Are you wearing the same sweatshre too?
You wore that to Kobie's.
Isaac, I wore Jimmy here's merch to Kobe.
You're the anti-social social, social dumb ass much.
I wore Jimmy here's merch to
Cobbies.
Remember?
No, listen.
The tomato they sold a strawberry.
How about Jimmy where?
How about Jimmy there?
How about Jimmy over there?
No, listen.
Listen.
Why bring Jimmy into it?
No, listen, listen.
He catches his own.
You're out!
No, no, no, listen, listen.
No, no, listen.
No, no, no.
Call me.
I don't know.
Damn, son.
Where'd you find that?
Anyways, I think it'd be Tanner and Larry's day
if I talked about what buffoonery
happened on my microphone yesterday.
It's kind of really funny.
Trying to play a game.
I have someone knock on my door.
I let him in.
And he comes in.
And he's just being, he's just yelling.
He's like, this more for all the deaf people.
And he's like,
Ew!
Wait, I have another thing to bring it up.
It's really important.
I'm not done now.
He's not done yet.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
And then anyways, Tanner caught wind of the extravagant activities.
The fun they were having downstairs and I wanted to join.
Yeah, there was so much fun that we were all happy together.
We're all laughing and spinning in joy.
And then Tanner came in and I had no pants on to be cleared.
But I think he called me a munch.
And it was all downhill from there because they started playing that stupid.
fucking rhyme game that you just mentioned
and then there was so many
there was like he was like
Lyra was like
I just ate breakfast I'm gonna eat lunch
and he ran away and then like
Tara coming and it's like I ain't gonna kick
I'm gonna punch and Larry would come back
and it just went on
I'm not watching you I'm gonna go
I was watching you
no I was watching drunk
I was eating cereal
called the Captain Crunch
it was like 15 minutes of just that
over
and over again and I know why they did that.
And then you ended it off super roughly, like,
because I had one more. I was like, bitch, I'm a fatty.
I eat it for lunch. And then you turn it off immediately.
Yeah, and everyone was like,
wher, where, where,
and I was like, oh, do, do.
Okay, speaking of last night.
Huh? This is at like 6 a.m.
I'm pretty sure.
Dude, I hate it. Yeah. Something else
happened that I completely don't even understand.
I woke up to half of Larry's face being melted
on the Twitter timeline from an Instagram line.
Dude, my phone is actually fucked.
How cracked it is.
Take a straight shot and just sit in to us.
We'll put in the video.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
We can't tell.
We can tell a little bit.
What is that?
Here, take Glock it. Locket.
Glock it.
No, lock it.
Huh?
What is that?
What is that?
It doesn't matter.
It's correct.
I know it's correct.
I know it's good.
It's pretty funny.
I was live.
I was alive.
And I didn't really.
Because for me,
it looked normal.
And then I like,
I'm like,
oh,
that was a good stream.
What's going on?
I look at it.
It's like fucking distorted
images of me.
And I looked at really,
like,
I was like melting.
I was like melting the whole time.
You had the worst,
like,
it was like the worst connection
I've ever seen.
And you had,
it was like data mat.
It was like data monster
or whatever you call it.
And you're like,
It was so funny, dude.
It was like tearing away.
It was so funny.
I was actually dying laughing.
The one you posted was so good.
And I thought it was the only one.
And I was like,
made,
it's really funny.
It was like a hundred of it.
It was like the entire time.
The entire stream, it was best.
The whole stream.
I didn't even know.
How did you not know?
Like the,
because it looks crystal clear.
Like my,
like it was like perfect.
How fucked up you look.
They're just going to show all the people.
And then that's like,
yeah.
It's like the person was crystal clear.
And then Larry's was like,
uh,
Where the comments not like, what is wrong with your camera?
They were.
They were.
I wasn't looking at them.
The hell of his quality.
I was watching that whole time.
They were like, turn it off.
Turn it off.
I was like,
Oh, you in Singapore?
That's crazy.
I don't know, man.
I got to get a new phone.
Oh, geez.
Oh, man.
You can be the new.
You should voice that.
Yes.
You can fill it for me.
The guy who was really bad.
You're not going to say his name.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, why?
What happened?
Well, hold on.
Why is he?
Why did some bad?
Rick and Morty did bad.
He did a bad thing.
He's a bad person.
He's a bad.
He's a bad person.
Group game.
Group game.
No, no, no.
Listen.
I want to talk about,
no, no, no.
Listen, he did something wrong.
We're not going to talk about that.
He got let go.
You know, they separated paths.
I just want to let everyone know at home.
That is going to be a shit show if that show continues.
Because that guy not only voiced the two main characters,
but he also did like a million billion billion
fillers.
Like, there was a...
Didn't he also do, like...
Wasn't he like one of the writers
for the show or no?
Yes.
He was the main squeeze.
It was his show, his baby.
He raised it and now it's like...
What a freaking, freaking freak freak freak, freak.
Freak.
Okay, I think we should all go one by one
and see if we could voice act.
If we could stay in as Morty or Rick?
All right, wait, wait, wait, should we do groups of two?
So someone is Rick and someone's Morty?
That should be fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there is enough.
Yeah, there is enough.
Okay, yeah.
All right.
Somebody's going to get left out.
Who's gonna be the director?
No, no, no, no, there's six of us.
That's six of us.
Two, four, six.
One, two, three.
Okay, look, let's do a grunk, grunk and...
Drunk and me.
Grunk and Larry.
Tanner and Nick.
Or Tanner and yummy, it doesn't matter.
Hey, I don't know.
Yeah, that's fine.
All right.
I heard somebody whisper, why do you,
does nobody want to be with me?
I heard grunk like,
Larry, please.
Does he not want to fucking be with me?
What the fuck?
All right.
All right.
All right, I guess
Tanner, Tanner
Tanner
where do we give
like the worst
impression ever?
Morty!
Morning!
Morning!
He's gonna be bad.
I got some really
good impressions on my sleeve.
No, I've heard tennis
all right,
all right.
I guess Tanner and Nick are going.
You guys,
who's Rick and who's Morty?
I'll be a Rick.
All right,
I never watch Mike Good morning.
I don't know who that's no answer.
So I'll do my best,
but just understand that I've not,
I've not watched it.
All right, I'll just be Rick.
Okay, of course you're going to be Rick.
It's so easy.
You just,
burp and go, Morty, Morty, Morty, Morty, Morty, Morty, we gotta go.
We gotta go here.
You're running. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, all right, three, two, one,
have a conversation.
But, hey, Morty, listen, we gotta, you, we gotta go into the space.
Morty, we gotta go to the space, we gotta go way up in the space.
We gotta get a, I don't know about, I don't know about that.
I don't give a fuck, Morty, I don't give a fuck, Marty, I don't give a fuck.
Come here, we gotta go into space, Morty, come on getting this fucking van.
We're gonna go, we got eight horns, Morty.
No, listen, Morty, Morty, no, Morty, what's that pickle in your pants.
Oh, ow, oh, oh.
Stop it.
Stop, Uncle Rick.
Morty, tell you, go and tell your mother, we're going to go into space,
morning, we're going to go and get all these acorns.
Morty, listen.
We can go up here, we're going to put him in the day.
We're going to put him in the day to make a machine.
We're going to put it.
We're going to plan them.
We're going to get a big tree, Morty.
We're going to be.
What do you mean?
What are you?
What are you?
You're going to get a more.
No more.
That's your fucking Jesus.
All right.
That went on way too long.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Grunken Larry.
Go ahead.
That fits. It fits. It fits. Don't that shit fits.
Bordy!
You're hired.
Okay, that's it.
All right, yeah, that's it.
That's pretty good. That's pretty accurate.
All right, Isaac, do you want to be Rick or Morty? Which one?
Your nose is turning purple.
You're trying to get a Rudolph.
Your nose is literally turning purple.
Greg, do me a favor.
Lie.
Oh, Rudolph.
Get close, get close.
You actually have like the worst nose right now.
It's going to fall off.
Listen, that was the most, that was the most dog shit, the thing I've ever heard ever.
Hey, don't hype it.
Dude, if you, if we do bad now, we're going to look stupid.
So who do you want to be Rick or Morty?
I don't think there's any doing good in this scenario.
Somebody pick it on for us.
All right.
Yummy's Morty.
Yummy's Morty.
All right.
Who starts it, Rick or Morty.
All right, ready you go, go
Morty!
Morty!
Morty!
Morty!
Morty, we have to go.
What, Rick?
Morty, we have to go do this thing.
It's a space adventure, Morty.
You don't know.
Space adventure together.
I don't know.
I want to do that, Rick.
Morty.
Tenor.
They don't compare that.
I think we won.
Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, geez.
No, I could do it, Morty.
Oh, geez, Rick.
Oh, geez, Rick.
Oh, geez, Rick.
Oh, geez, Rick.
I don't know.
I don't think we want this.
Lord is, Rick.
What are you doing?
Oh, geez.
So this is, this is literally the boring impression.
Oh, geez, Rick.
What do you hide?
You always read on these great space.
Hey, we're losing viewers.
We're losing listeners.
All right.
I never really have anything to show for it.
Or you know, I'd really like.
Okay, improv.
Finn from America.
After your time, go.
Hey, I'm Finn.
Hey, I'm, look at my dog, Jake.
Hey,
Hello, Finn.
Hello, Finn.
Hello.
We're going to go.
We're going to go.
Hello, Jane.
What are you?
Hello,
Marcelline.
How are you?
Hello,
how are you?
What are you?
What are you?
I'm a vampire.
I'm a guitar.
That's what they were doing.
They were doing.
All right, Patrick.
Wombo.
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait.
I can do a crazy one.
You ready?
I said it actually sounds like Patrick,
though.
I'm not going to want.
Isaac always sounds like Patrick.
In,
I had it for lunch.
You thought I was feeling you?
I ate it for lunch.
Spongebob bikini bottom.
You thought that's a kick?
This is your crap.
Maybe it's the way you're dressed.
Maybe it's the way you're dressed.
No, you need that back in, like, throat grumble, grumble.
Maybe it's the way you're dressed.
Maybe it's the way you're dressed.
What about, what about Spongebob?
Yeah.
What about who?
A sponge bob laugh.
I can't do.
No, grunk don't do it.
This guy, I can talking.
BAH
Whoa
Bai aye aye
That's very good
Yeah
Okay
Okay okay okay okay
Okay
Turtle from over the hedge
Yeah
Ain't one got nothing
Yeah
Yeah
That's now what he says
We got to collect
Acorns for the log
We gotta connect
We gotta collect
Aigorns
Okay okay ready ready
We got a good one
Mort
Morte
Gang Jo-H
It's annoying
Wait, I want to be King Julian, maude.
Yeah, wait, somebody be King Julian or I'll be King Julian somebody be more.
I'll be more, I'll be more, please.
Wait, who's King Julian?
I'll be King Julian.
Hello, Mort, how are you doing?
Hello, Mort, what are you doing to me?
Malt, good, good talking about dude.
Mark, stop.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
For like 20-20-20-0.
Dude.
Dude, please.
You guys are just making fun of voice actors like hard right now.
I'm good.
We're not.
They're good.
All right, Kermit the frog.
Oh no, no.
I'm on doing it.
No.
Hi, Miss Piggy.
Hi, Miss Piggy.
Oh, Miss Piggy.
Oh, me's pretty.
Quick, quit.
You're making me uncomfortable.
I'm gonna freak the fuck.
I'm gonna freak out.
My bones are gonna drop out of my skin.
Okay, wait.
Sorry audio listeners at home for being awesome.
You guys can't do it.
That's real.
Audio listeners at home, you just witnessed
probably the coolest thing ever.
No dude.
Wish it.
Oh, that's your Mordyka.
That's real.
That's real. That's a good.
My cartoon network. This is my impression.
And I cut your network.
No, dude.
No, dude.
You know, rig me, no, pork, like a bag of her hands.
You're not.
Pornikaze.
Dude.
You is a real.
This is deteriorating so much.
This is a lot.
I think everybody's going to hate it.
No, good thing, good thing we'd save this bit for the very end.
Yeah, that's true.
Thank God.
Yeah, you guys got some talking, you guys got some foolishness.
All right.
Well, it's been an hour.
Wait, I want to hear you guys, let's get a Skips impression.
I forgot what he sounded like,
Oh, I don't get a skips.
No, skips.
You know, it's just like,
and now he's like,
Requested for it.
All right, so what do you do?
I feel crazy. I feel crazy. I'm insane. I'm insane. I'm saying.
I feel like last leave right now. Yeah, this is like last leave like 30 hours in.
Everybody throw your life off and go green and then kill each other.
Yes, dude. Oh, do you want to talk? I remember dude, that was some crazy shit.
I was gonna clip that. Did you see? Did you see? Did you always say that?
Her.
Wait, everyone everyone saw what Bruce said live on stream about about
Miss gift. That was free 20. I won't like.
We hear him on phone up, you bitch.
Stop texting my phone.
Leave me alone.
You talk to me through the donations.
Let me a little head assone.
Shut the fuck up.
Rosetta Stone.
Give a dog a phone.
Give a dog a ball.
You are not the rapper.
You are not the rhymer.
Alexa fart for me.
Okay.
Are you really that dry on content?
I just wanted to fuck up someone's Alexa real fast.
You're a clue.
You know how many people put us on the TV with their family and they're watching right now and now they're Alexa farting
Okay, okay Alexa fart 10 times
Wanna go outside want to go outside?
Tree?
Tree, tree, outside?
Sit, sit, sit and roll over.
Let's go to the vet.
Let's go to the vet.
Let's go to the vet.
Who wants to go on a walk?
I'm going to car.
That was the dumbest shit I think I ever seen you do.
Go to the park.
Marks.
Gark did like half a second of dog impression.
Stay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
We'll end.
We'll end the podcast with a, what is the, what?
We need a hypothetical.
No.
Well, okay, what's the, can I end it with something?
Hmm.
Dude.
If you haven't watched it already, go watch Hoosin Boots.
Right?
Puss and boots.
Right after this.
Just go watch it.
Just go.
Just go.
Wander, Moseon into the theater.
Yeah.
Dude, I watched it.
If you guys go and watch it and buy early, Isaac will refund you.
I bought my tickets for nothing.
I walked in.
No one was there to stand it.
I just walked in.
Grug, that's happened to me so many fucking times.
Yeah, movie theaters are dying.
Dude, that is actually like not a...
No one's working anymore.
You can just walk in and nobody cares.
You can mozy on in.
Movie theaters are not going to be a thing in 20 years.
They're going to be like drive-ins.
That is true.
No, no, no, no.
You're going to roll in.
You're going to go in and it's going to be VR headset.
Oh.
You just do it from...
Oh, my God, you're porking in the VR.
Like, why would you go somewhere
or put on a VR when you could just do it at home?
Do you remember the, uh, you guys, do not remember,
but they had the, the drive-in movie things.
I remember.
I mean, I squeezed.
No, shut the fuck up, you old head.
I remember.
I just,
I'm sorry.
I mean, do you remember, like,
they're just,
they died and I feel bad because they were cool.
I've been to one before.
There's still there, there's some here.
What's so cool?
He said movie theater, not driving movie theater.
What the hell is so cool about driving a car to watch a movie?
Am I tripping?
Drive in movie theaters?
Am I tripping?
They still exist.
They're still here.
Why is that cool?
This is what I said.
They're all throughout like New York and Jersey.
Okay.
I said, they're not that cool.
Basically what I said was drive-ins now
are going to be movie theaters
at 20 years.
You said what?
Drive-ins now.
Drive-ins?
Yeah, like movie theaters.
Like how they're like so far.
I actually hate drive-ins.
There's like barely any.
Driving movie theaters?
Yes.
There's barely going to be any left.
Okay.
There's barely going to be any movie theaters left for 20 years.
Why would you drive?
Yeah, probably not.
Sit in your car and watch a movie.
and like your windshield wiper is like
your windshield's like dirty's got dirt bugs
all over.
It's cute dude.
You like cuddle with your bay.
Y'all pulled it.
Yeah.
You got the console in the middle.
And you guys end up just like
porking instead of watching whatever.
You're like, oh shit, the scene.
That was Netflix to chill 30 years ago.
Yeah.
It was driving movie and break my
queener with your sex.
With your what?
Sorry, guys.
That was.
Wait, can I tell you about a childhood memory I have?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's about driving movie.
movie theaters. I used to live in this apartment complex and I could see the screen from where we
parked our car for this driving movie theater and it was all based off a radio station
for the audio for the movie and it was this huge fucking screen so I could sit in the car
and go to the radio station and watch the movie for free from where I lived.
That's actually pretty cool.
I have a question. Do any of our viewers live in trailer homes?
Genuine question. Why would we know that? Yes, I'm sure. Are they going to answer us right now?
Yes. My sister lived in one, dude.
Didn't you live in one?
No.
Your trailer park baby?
No.
Did any of you?
I have to go to bed.
I have family who does.
I actually have a decent amount of family who did and does.
Yeah.
Why are you asking that question, Nick?
Finish it up.
No, I mean, it was honestly just a question.
What the fuck?
All right.
That's such a random question.
And which one of them lives not?
Just give us a yearly income at this point.
Yeah.
Why not?
Shoot your yearly income in the chat, and let's wrap it up.
Show me your W-9 from last year.
No, don't see that.
Show me to give your numbers.
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Why do they sponsor us anymore?
I don't even get it.
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Thank you guys for tuning in and watching.
And I hope you loved our voice impressions.
Audio listeners at home.
My dearest condolences.
My bad.
And we will see.
you next week for another podcast.
I think we should talk about Joey Swole.
Let's talk about Joey Swole.
Nope.
Anyways, guys, we'll see you later.
Thank you for coming.
Mow-Fist it out.
See you next week.
Deuce is.
