The Group Chat - #43 - TEXAS FROZE OVER! 🥶

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen. Hey, everyone. Oh. Okay. Moshy-moosh, chat. Grunk ate it. Grunk ate it. Grunk eating tonight.

Leave it no crumbs. No, you know who's eating? Look, everyone on this podcast. Like, this is dinner time. Okay. They just gave me a glob. Look. Ooh.

Whar-war. Back secured. Hashtag bag secured. Wait, is this the first podcast you all you ever missed or second? Second. Second. I think second. Second.

And you know why? Because he has COVID. Because he hates wearing masks. and he doesn't vaccinate. Yep. Yeah. And he actually went out and spit on people.

Yeah, he's so strange. Walking around, by the way, he was sick walking around the airport giving everybody COVID-19,

so. Yeah, he actually told me he took his mask off and he coughed in a baby's face. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, we're gonna get a big fucking COVID-19 warning on this video, dude. Brugs mouth now in red. Yeah, I just say Jello, guys. Jello? He loved Jello.

Dude. I love Jello. Jello's my favorite. Jell-O, $2. $2? Listen. Don't buy that for $2. I'm not, I'm not getting, I ask Larry how much he'd want for this.

And he said $2. I want $5. $5.5. $5 is insane. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, you're buying it for the convenience. You walk downstairs, you pay them $5 and you have it. Tyler the creator.

Oh, my God. Yeah. I want to rob you so bad right now. Listen, listen, this is what's going to happen. If you want to get this, you have to drive to a store and that's using your gas, which is going to cost more. and on top of it you have to buy it. And on top of it,

if you wanted to try and do the DoorDash or something. Speaking out of your ass. I'm not. If you wanted to do it on DoorDash, you've got to pay fees and shit. Hold on. Hold on. But, while I'm tuning it.

Okay, no, I think you're making sense now. Hold on. Okay, wait. He actually is speaking out of his ass. What the hell? Okay, wait, hold up. Gamer sucks.

Yeah, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to episode 43. I think it's 43. We can call this 143. The group chat podcast. I want to say, thank you again. Gamersubs for it. Sponsoring us.

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Oh, guacambole. I want to make a really awesome announcement that Gamer subs had told us to you know, graciously provide for you all. It's that they're having, they're having a Wifu Cup back this Friday. So when you're listening to it, Season four.

They're live right now, and they're starting with the Frisky Kitty. The cup looks fucking sick, by the way. So if you haven't already, and if you guys want to use our code group, obviously you can. I like to also say this. If y'all can't buy some,

tell your friend that came to buy it. That's all I'm saying. Using code group. Go to your local friend. Tell them to buy the Frisky Kitty because all they have is big giant boobs. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay.

Okay, I have a challenge that I want to do with you guys. So basically one of us tells a story, and then everybody else has to, like, make sounds to make the environment look real or sound real. Okay. Let's say Tanner's like, so it's up the jungle, now I've got to go, ah!

Oh, yeah. So he's telling a story. Yeah. This is good for the auto listeners, okay? Okay. That's going to be really good. Yeah, time for the audio listeners to win. I want to start first.

I'll go. I'll go. Okay, okay, okay. Soft will he was. At his job as a janitor in the school, sweeping. Okay, no. In school, where are we at? Okay, how about after hours when there's no kids?

Oh, just, love, just paper is alone. Alone? Alone. Oh, he's alone? He's alone? He's alone. A.F.

The AC just take on. On the mop. Okay, anyway, moving on. You were saying something. Yeah, what was that? You're the protagonist. You are Isaac said he's telling the story. You're the genital, though.

You're supposed to act to it. I was a narrator. I was the narrator. You are not the narrator, but I don't understand. I am the narrator. Man, I hate this job, man, blah, bo. And then I think of these damn kids leaving their sport. All right, okay.

All right, moving on. What's the next one? All right. I was going to say I was going to go in New York City. That's pretty, that's pretty, that's pretty. I don't have any change. I don't. I don't like the windows.

I just wanted to. I had actually walked down to Times Square. Oh, New York City were quiet. Everything. They all stopped to look at you. Everybody's a story. Everybody's talking about it. Okay, ready?

Like the homeless people watching the windows are like, homeless. The people begging for change are like, Yeah, reading the newspaper, like, one that's asleep, when he wakes up and he looks at me. Spotlight goes on you. You're on the Jumbo Tron. Time's three.

Hello, hello. All right. Go ahead, try another one. It has to be like audible. I like the jungle one. That was a good one. Okay, yeah, let's do the jungle. All right, so I'm in the jungle.

Wait. I got to find some food, but that monkey has a banana. Ooh. All right, buddy. All right, buddy. Just give me the banana. What? What?

Hey. Hey! Hey! Okay! Okay! I'm ready! I got to go. Holy shit.

Okay. I have to jump. I'm jumping. I'm jumping. I'm going to go. Oh my God. He jumped. What the hell?

He's crazy. All the monkeys? Oh my god. It's an 85-jew. It's an 80-foot drop. That is not a monkey saying, there's a few-foot drop, the way he jumped.

Oh, my God, is he okay? Did he survive that? Oh, no. I almost got a headache from doing that. No, that was fun. People have said that we are the world's most loudest podcast in our comments section. We're probably the world's most biggest podcast ever.

I know. I think we are. I don't think we even count as a podcast. But we have the ability to like tone it down at any given moment. And we can turn into. one right now. Yeah, we could be loud if you guys want. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. New scenario, we're at a jazz bar. God damn. Okay.

Yes, I'll have a wine. I'll have a red wine. Thank you. Oh, yes, yes. I'll have another Moscow. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, sound of viewpoint drink. That's enough. That's enough. Thank you so much. That's actually a good sound. Live jazz is actually really cool.

trees falling Isaac and I saw like that's Did you now We did it was very It was really cool he started He was like It was the owner

And he was the main guy And he was like doing it Yeah no he was singing Dude dude And his team behind him Isaac remember He remember how he spoke He's like he talked like this

And he was like Thank you guys so much for coming to It's been really It's a great question You guys are much more light with than the last group that was here and he was like,

fly me to the moon. Like just randomly in the sentence to start to me. What would you guys do if you're at the jazz club? And you're like, all right, ladies and gentlemen, all right, next one up is Joe Rogan. And then he comes up and he starts doing a state of comedy show.

He's like drunk as fuck. He's like, what if he was like, but it feels like, he just told like the most racist joke in all of history ever. And he was like, L is for the. away you.

The crowd's like dead fucking quiet. They're on the stage. And then right after it. Love is. Larry, that's going to be a reaction image, by the way.

I just want to let you know. You just wrote, new meme pack just dropped. New meme pack, everybody. New me panel. Run it up. We do it for the people. What if you got to a jazz constant?

They're like, all right. And for the next act, we have Little Darkie. Dude. Okay. That's not going to sit well for the audio. You'll know that. They're going to have to be adjusting the volume like crazy.

Like, cray, cray, dude. It could be fire. You don't know. Cray, cray. Anyway, we have a clips channel, by the way. So if you guys want to go, yeah, we have a clip channel for the podcast. I thought he said Twitch. I thought you said Twitch. Yeah, I did too.

I think he said Twitch. We have a Twitch channel. We're actually going to live stream this Friday be there at Big T. At Big T. Oh, thank you. That's actually like a shout out. You have the stream now on Friday. No, I'm going to call.

Damn it. He said, I called into work on Friday. Oh my God, I can talk about that. Does he want to be in the podcast? I don't really know. I don't know. He said sorry in the chat. For those of you know, Yomi joined and he was like,

8. Code group 10% off. Yeah, he said code group 10% off, actually. There's a kitty drop. Tell them I said that. We are. Oh, we just did. Yeah.

Okay, cool. Nah. That's so funny how we decided to join right now. That's nice. We miss him. At least he tried. Oh, but guys, fellas, gentlemen, gentle ladies, general they them. What's the name?

What's like a non-gender specific way of saying? Fellas. Fellas. No. No. What do you mean? No. Fellas is like dudes primarily.

I think the term dudes. Like you can call a girl or a boy dudes. I think fella. Yeah, but dude still has a male leaning connotation. Everybody. How about that? Y'all. If you live in Texas, this past week, I think we wanted to talk about this.

And it sucks because the night that we recorded the podcast, this happened. It was a fucking nightmare. Yeah, that was awesome. It was a nightmare. When I say that the entire city of Austin, Texas. Oh, no. How am I going to eat? I can't order my food now. Oh, no.

Your mom makes you dinner every night and hand delivers it to you and makes out with you before giving it to you. You're fucking on. Oh, come here. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Does the parents watch? Yeah. Mr. and Mrs. Grunk. Does it eat my chips. Thank you for raising

such an honorable. I love your boy. Also, look at my meal. Mr. and Mrs. Grunk make him do his laundry one time. I'm doing it this week. And, oh.

Make you put softener in. I just learned about that. Tanner's been only using softer. Like fabric softener. It's like, I used to liquid. It's fine. I'm like,

bro, you, there's... I thought it was like detergent. I didn't even read it. Yeah. But anyways, yeah, the entire... What? He's only been... You only been using it?

Yeah. Okay. I thought it was detergent. I could use that. And then I was like, yeah, I've been using the liquid. And he was like, that's, um, that's softener. I was like, okay, same thing. And then he told me...

He was all like mad flammable right now. They're going to be fucked. All right, that's it. I'm going to show you my beans. Wait, so, grunk. Are you going to actually do a load of laundry this week? Yes. I'm excited for you.

I've done one before just like long ago when nice like probably like six months ago

six months she did a load of laundry okay but if you have like okay my mom would love doing my laundry and she'd like fold it instead of on my

like I would do my laundry but she would just like take it out like out into her hands and she would get all my clothes my mom loved doing that too she loved that but uh

sometimes sometimes I just don't my mom She puts in the same, like, basketball with my dad's, and they always get mixed up. So I always have to, like, hide it from her. And then I do it. Or else my underwear, or else I'm going to be wearing my dad's underwear. Oh, there's, like, holes in it, and it's, like, super big. Don't get me sort of the socks, man.

The socks are bad. Oh, yeah. My dad had been using the same shoes for, like, 20 years. Not even kidding. She probably has, like, the footprint under it. Like, all dad's do that. Fuck, dude. Yeah, they can serve.

They actually conserve. Everybody, go look your dead shoes. I literally dare you. Go, dude, you're going to see like footprints. It's bad. Dude, I should go on like R-slash, are men okay or something? Yeah. Yeah.

Hell yes, it should. Hello? Knock, knock, knock. Did I hate it when I was a kid? Oh, yeah, go ahead. I was going to say I hated shoe shopping when I was a kid because my dad had like really bad taste in shoes. No.

I liked running. What? Like running. I'd go to Dix and run around the truck. track once I put my new shoes on. I thought you were just like, no, I like running. I hated going shoe shopping them, man. My dad would make me buy the ugliest shoes.

There was like these one shoes. It was like they were just slip-ons. And he would always, you guys know what a horse is? Yeah, you know, like the animal? Wait, is it. You guys know, like, what it's called? No, shoehorn. That's what it's called.

Why does I say horse? A shoehorn. Yeah, yeah. My dad would always be like, you have to use a shoehorn if you want. Keep your shoe horn. Keep your shoes nice and healthy. Dude, he's old. Yeah.

No, shoe ones are goaded. Back when I was, I had, I was getting shoes. I was like, I want these shoes. And it was the time that the NMDs had just came out. The what? The NMDs. Those are like every man's dream.

Yep, yeah, those. And I was like, they're so dirty. Dude, I had Roshies. Remember Roshies? Those were old classic, yeah. Okay, Pizza Man. I see that box at least once a week in this house. He loves ordering nothing.

It doesn't even go into trash. It gets put on the counter with old pizza though. Yeah, and it like stacks up. It's awful. But anyways, dude. It's for the box that I... Did anyone else like, dude, because my mom was a huge Coles person. She was a Coles mom.

She loves Coles. Yeah, I think a lot of moms. Because of that, like, there was always the most... Like, it was just, oh. The shoes there were so bad. Whole shoes. Yeah, because it was like, drop. What about Plato's closet?

I never went to Plato's closet. That does not sound real. No, it is like a theory of like the world. It's like the Pandora's box of clothing. Larry and I, we went to when we went to go buy Larry, his like whatever he wanted with Yummy. Yummy's like guys, look, there's a Plato's closet over there.

It's basically like a glorified low-key thrift store for mainly women, but there are still men stuff there. There was some pretty cool finds there. It's pretty neat. I'm not going to live. You can probably find some, like, crazy shit, but it's very, like, hidden.

But it's just the thrift store. I mean, there's really nothing else to it. It's kind of like a... It's a little bit of a low-key... Fuck, what's in it? Goodwill, maybe. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Wait. Can we go back for a second to when Isaac was talking about the snowstorm? We... Oh, yeah. On the last night of everything being kind of really horrible, we came across this... awesome place in kind of like not, it's like five

to ten minutes away from where we live, whatever. But the point is that it was this great fucking Chinese restaurant. They were open until midnight and the service that this guy had was fucking crazy. Remember the guy's name or no? He was like shining her shoes. His name was Adam.

Oh, fuck, it was Andrew. It was Adam. It was Andrew. Okay, it was Andrew. It was Andrew. It was Andrew. No, it wasn't Andrew. Yes, it was. I'm pretty sure it was Andrew. It was Adam. It was Andrew.

Well, either way, I guess we did. Antonio. I will call them right now and say, is Adam there? Call him, call him. They're like, who's Adam? Like, no, leave us alone, never call us again. Stop! Stop calling!

Okay, while he's doing that, basically, yeah, we were up at, what was it, like 12? No, 11. It was like 11. Everything is closed at midnight. It closed at midnight. We were up at like 11, and we drove around for a bit, and then we found it. So we're like, you know, fuck it. We went to it.

It's a very small little, like, shop or a little, little, you know, it's just like, what, four tables. That's about it. It's barely narrow. It's like a mostly takeout place. There was this fridge. It was like a white fucking 1950s like. It was like a 1950s like Indiana Jones hidden.

And it was in the corner of the room. Tanner for half the fucking time we're there was like, there's a fridge behind you in the corner over there. I'm like no there is in. You can't believe it for the life. I didn't believe it for like forever. Tanner and I were like looking at it. We look at each other.

We're just like, yes, there's a fridge right there. And he just didn't look. No, he didn't look because he thought I was lying. Okay, the fridge is like my door right there. Okay. For the, I'm sorry for the audio, but this is my fridge is that door. And there were like, there's a fridge right there. And I just wouldn't believe it.

I'm like, no, no, no. And I'm staring at him. This was going on for like so long. And then you finally look. Yeah. So the guy came around my shoulder and I turned around and I saw it for like a split second. Yeah. The door handle.

I'm like, yeah. I'm like, no. You like, freak down. No. I was like, no, there's no. Like, I told you. Even though we watched. locked in and we like all looked at it.

I know. I tried calling the... You got a trust little to you. Straight to voicemail. His name was Adam. I swear it was out of. I swear they blocked your number. Okay.

What would you like to bet? We can make a bet. If it's... Talkies for like $5? No, not talkies. I will go drive there after this podcast. Okay. I don't give a shit about what his name was.

Either way, the entire state of Austin shut down, there was nowhere to eat. Everything was closed. Everything. And we're like, what were we do? What do we go? We started calling places. No one would answer.

And we're literally like driving almost into like fucking San Antonio. Like we were so far away from home. And then we, we saw this like Chinese place on like, like, just like Google. We're like, yeah. Fuck it. Whatever. We call. We're like, go.

You guys open. Please. Love God say yes. And they're like, yeah, we're open. We close to 1130 or at 12 or whatever. We're like, holy shit, this is it. So we go. And us being full grown adults.

We don't know, really. We didn't have anything to cook. So it was this or we starve. Yeah. For the entire night. Or we like go home and eat like bread. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Yeah, we went to the place and they were so hospitable and nice.

You know, we were getting on like that personal shit with them. Like, how long have you guys been here, you know, blah, blah, blah. No, they were giving us free shit, free water. Like, the guy was like, oh, man, I gave you two sesame chickens instead of one. That's all me. You know, I'm throwing some extra. extra crab rangoons, here's some egg rolls. I was like, okay.

Those are the mess cray. Crag ragoons of all time. Dude, the fact was, he still included the extra sesame chicken and throwing the extra stuff. I was blown away. That's like $80 for the food. He added more food and because of that, he gave you even more food for no price.

What a great guy. That was like insane. Having everybody who worked there because everybody else was like, oh, you guys should put your tables together so you guys could eat and we're like, oh, we're actually going to leave. but that was really nice that they wanted to like... And they started crying once you said then. They got on their hands and knees and, like, rip the shirts off his outfits.

Like a tissue. Put it together. So we, the reason why we bring this up is because I specifically told the guy that we were going to talk about them and the fact that we were going to kind of like give him a little, a little bit of a, hey, if you guys are in the area, yeah, you can go to a place called Hunan Chef. It's Mnon Chef and Austin. Oh, nani, nani. Go peep it, man. Go peep it. It's good.

It's yummy. Feel like a quay loo. You really want to take a photo with like of yourself with the logo. Oh. No, not the guy. And we'll jump out. We'll jump out of the sign and we'll beat you up. And that's what we'll do.

He's a rather young guy. There was an older guy that was originally there. And he was, there was a little bit of a language barrier. So then Adam, I guess, came in and it was like. Perfect timing. I was like, hey guys. Mm-hmm. That was perfect.

Yeah. He guys. I heard you guys were hungry. I cooked up like a bunch of cooking up. You start flipping and dipping. I will say this. Anyways, just wanted to bring that up because the day after we put it of the podcast, it's just, it sucked because the entire state of Austin,

oh, Texas froze. It was just frozen. The entire state of Austin. Might as well. It was like two degrees. I don't think grunt got any of that. He didn't get any of that. I heard it.

No. What? No. No, I mean the weather. I don't think he had that. No. No. I wish, dude.

We haven't had any snow days this year at all. It's actually trash. How come there's been, like, more snow days in Texas? It was gorgeous today. It was 70 degrees. It was so nice. And, like, I feel like in fucking March, you guys are going to get snow or something stupid.

Definitely. I feel like, it's all you like that. I feel like seasons are shifting, man. Eventually summer's going to be in winter and winter's going to be in summer. That'd be crazy. What does that mean? That would mean, like, we'd speed up,

like, the earth, like, Like our hemispheres would flip. Can I give some advice to the viewers? What? Sure, man. I'm going to come back to the Chinese food we ate. And it was a soft Willie brought some home because he didn't finish his like fried rice.

Dude, I brought home like three boxes. I didn't realize what I ordered and I just Tanner ends up eating my fried rice. I was like, can I have this rice? He's like, yeah, sure, man. It was like, might I add, it was like four day old fried rice. It was like this big. Is that seriously what happened? I guarantee you it was part of the factor.

I had nothing all day. And I was like, all right, I'm going to eat this entire thing of four-day-old fried rice. Yeah, and then drink five white. And then drink five white cloths and a half a thing of Pink Whitney's. You drank the Pink Whitney, too? Dude, you're an idiot. I'm so glad you puked. I puked twice in the shower.

And then I pooped out and I peed out of my butt the entire time. Sorry if you were at home, but I did. And it was like the worst thing all the time. I peed out of my butt. I peed out of my butt. See, Isaac, when you first said, like, white claws and he had, like, I knew he had five because I supplied him with two. No, you brought up three and I told him to take two back, but you still gave me two.

Yeah, I only have one left because I gave you two. I said give me one white claw. You bring three. The thing is, what I told me. The funniest part of that entire night when no one knows about that whole endeavor and what happened was the fact that I said, Tanner was like, hey, I'm going to have a white claw man. I just want to get a little loose. I want to be a little silly. And I was like, yeah, you know what?

You can have one white claw. That's how many you can have. You can have one singular one. Hey, wait, don't worry. I only want one. I'm not going to take no more.

I was like, yeah, but when you have one more white claw and then you're going to want another one. And then he was like, oh, no, no, no,

no, no. Night goes on and I, my Twitter DMs start blowing up. I'm like, what on earth could this be? And I go on my Twitter DMs. Everyone's like, he's getting another one.

My chat is toxic. I told him, don't tell you. If he tells someone, don't do something, they're going to want to do it. Okay, but I thought they respected me. I don't know.

Okay. Also, you stole from me. You stole from me. Dude, why would you guys? One more, I crawled back in here. I drank it. And I was like, all right, no more. I kept telling my chat.

They kept telling me to go get more. I was like, no. Oh, so they were the ones that were telling you what to do? They were also told me to get a bunch of babies, man. They're like 12 years old telling you to drink more. No, the grown men. They all work at a lumber mill.

They all look the same, too. They all look the same. Yeah. The last name. Can we change? Can we change the, like, certified. house drink, please. I feel like the certified house drink

for alcohol is white claw, and it's like super annoying and lame. I don't like Trulies, though, that's the thing. Can we get something else? Oh, Mike's hard. Mike's hard. There's too much sugar, and that's what makes me like peop.

Mike's hard, yeah, even like Smirnoff's have a lot of sugar. Damn. All right, how about this? Let's make our own alcohol. I'm still going to buy ingredients from Moscow Meals. Yeah, you actually, you owe that.

I do that, and you also owe. Uh, rum and cracking. I know. I miss my little Coke and rum, my little Moscow. Oh yeah, you mean my Coke and rum? Because you're going to be buying all that. I invented that and I showed you in. You're like, oh, this is good, Tanner.

I was like, yeah, you're welcome. I don't give a shit. What you invented? You're going to. I brought him in this house. I can take them out payment for all the white calls you've had to take in your life. And I'll give you one drink. One singular drink.

One drink of my drink. One drink of mine is worth five white claws. That's all I got to say. That's the biggest load of shit I've heard today. You know how to double it. I double it. I double it. Double it and give it to the next person.

That's why I do it from my doing it. Not I didn't give it any of the next person. I'm just like muttered. No, I like it. Don't like to get the next one. So, Grunk,

how long did it take for you to hit plat on Rocket League? Because I saw that. Was it Overwatch? Was it Rockley or Overwatch? How long did that take you, dude? That unironically, I think I played 180 competitive games. That is disgusting.

You should not play Overwatch League. anymore. No wonder why you don't want to play with me anymore. Holy second. What? You never invite me! There's no opportunity

I invited you once. I invited you once. I ended up not playing. Actually, let me go see. Let me go check the stats. I play damage. I like Reaper and let me see, actually.

Let me check my stats. I'm the best Moira of all time. That's a real reply now. Why'd you scoff at that? Because I never heard it before, that's why, but it made sense. Damage for a second. I just never heard someone's like

because I played. I'm used to. Because damage for second. What? Why do you say that? Oh, then it said because damage for second. You wanted me to say DPS? I see.

Well, I just have never heard someone say, yeah, but damage. I guess. Well, when I play like Smite and not League of Legends because League of Legends sucks. Okay. Amen. I play it. They call it damage.

I'm going damage. Okay, I have a confession. Last night I was playing League of Legends and I was like, I was losing. I think it was like my fourth game. I left my game. Like completely just left. I got off. this coordinator just went to bed.

Like, I left mid-game. That's been able to. That's like the worst lifestyle. I played 268 games to get to plat five. That is so disgusting. I played 10. What is wrong? I played three.

I'm, yeah, I'm flat. I don't even know how I played this movie. Tanner, I won 100, I won 100, and lost 126. Can I be real? Can I be real for a second? Yeah. I could excuse League of Legends, but I can never excuse Rainbow 6.

I don't know how yummy does it. Wow. He doesn't do it anymore. He does. Yeah, he does. Does he still do it? On his free time. On his free time, he'll get on it and he'll play.

Like, dude, they're peaking in a while. Oh, there's a big giant man cock on my screen. Oh, I'm getting ass chickens everywhere and there's a penis the side of my butt. Damn it. What rank did you guys get to then if you only have 10 games or three games or whatever? I'm sitting at Pl 5 on Tank and Pied 2 on DPS, but they're different accounts. Did you pay for it now? That's so weird.

Well, a long time ago, yeah, I had a whole bunch. I was known as the Pimp. Because, like, I had... No way, someone called you the Pimp, bro. Yep, I was the Overwatch account Pimp. Shut off. You're gross. Shut off.

You guys want to ask good people? I don't even care. I don't even care if it's true. That's just gross. That's gross. He has a Gamer-Tag Kulawa on one, and he always uses it. Yeah, right. He has Kilawa.

He has gone. It's so good. And I have Krolo. Yep, that sucks. Yeah, I've, I had 50 hours. You play a league. I could literally have a million overwatch chunks and never amount to that amount of degeneracy. I can play any game.

What are you talking to me? Yeah, you heard me. I can beat you. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, are we all at the top? The cameras? Let's look at each other.

Whoa. I don't know about that. Oh, he said. Are you looking to your right, you just look off into like the void. I don't know. I don't know. I said I could Mora off you, dude.

I could totally... What do you mean? Nick plays Moira a lot. Yeah. I always play Moira. Every single game, I'm hearing. When I've played with you,

I only see you play tank. Because that's all I get. Oh, yeah, true. I just... Isaac gets damaged and then somebody else gets like support. I'm always tank. I play, if I ever play with Isaac,

I'll play a healer because I don't want to listen to Isaac bitch about someone not giving heels. Dude, Isaac has such a short temper on that game. Like, literally anything can happen. He's like crying. I don't know. fuck with shitters. No, you're not even

their fault sometimes. You like dive like further than like the earth. Yeah. You're not in me because I'm the guy. It's like, dude. No, you don't stay away from everyone,

dude. Yeah, you guys don't sit back there and like pick your ass while I'm pushing in. I'm, let's get back. Let me heal you. Every time you,

every time you and Isaac play, no, I'll, I'll attest to Isaac's, every time me and him play, we get the worst fucking healers. And it's not even, it's not even a matter of extent.

It's not of me a matter. I hold back. I'm behind the take. I'm behind the take everything. And then we just get the most fucking worthless bases of shit. I'm watching my comp game. I'm watching my Moira push up into their fucking spawn

with their little... Damage Moira is toxic as fuck. Yeah, it is really toxic. I will say this, Isaac. Every single comp game that I've played as Moira, I will finish with a minimum 10K, 10K, heel and damage. Okay, but that's like throwing the fuck.

It's like flicking peas at the enemy. Like, that's what your damage does. You can drain someone if you follow them back To like that's it Warb and then suck their shit It sounds like it's crazy dude Moira's busted You can you can one shot people with that

One combo Yeah All I'm saying is All I'm saying is let me help you out Let Tanner and I assist you guys Okay how come you have like a fucking cap on your heels I think if we tried If we tried

He said minimum He said minimum He said minimum so much I sit wait what Huh That's because that's because like You know how you've played Mora If you're like holding your left

click it, the bar runs down. That's why you have to do damage to get it back up fast. Because if you... Is that how that works? That's how it works? Oh, dude. I didn't know that. I didn't know it either.

Oh, what? I was like, no excuse. Now there's never a fucking excuse ever. That's what I'm trying to say. There's never an excuse. That's why they're usually always balanced. Because if you're, if they're like 10K, 10K,

that means you're doing enough to keep both. So you're telling me that now my, my opinion of every single morgue player I've ever played is now even worse. They're just dog shit because they're not, yeah, they're not. stealing life from other people to regenerate for their piss. You know, she sprays her piss on you and shit. Yeah.

Dude, that's so. That's so much. Okay. Grunk, have you played Tane before? A little bit, yeah. It's too much pressure, man. It's scary.

Like you're caring the entire world. Yeah. My favorite... No, Diva. Diva. I'm pretty deep. Diva. Diva's so free.

Diva's so easy. Dizzy's fun. She's useful. I was going to say, we could do me and Isaac DPS. No, Isaac should do deep, I mean, tank. Have you seen him recently? That's true.

Arresta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, Isaac. Yeah, I'm DPS. Me and Grim, I'm a pretty disgusting. I have a... Do you hit your skill shots when she has to throw the spears? Oh my God.

Did you see the video I posted? Yeah, that's pretty crazy. You should have seen that spear I threw in this video I had. Oh my God. Dude, I'm so excited. We can't wrap this up so we can play. I'm about a mug. I'm about a mug.

It's been like 10 minutes, oh my God, they're so fucking nerdy. No, it hasn't. I timed it. I timed it. Okay, it's been like, wow, I didn't know. Okay, okay, wait. Randomly say something somebody could, like, say as they're watching this right now, so you can mock them.

Oh, these guys are so nerds. So nerds. Hey, you said what I said. Get them. Hey, he's doing what I said. I'm hungry. Okay, what about? What about?

I'm still at school. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Who's there? That was good, gronk. I get it. Thanks.

Wait, I don't understand. prompt, Larry. What are we supposed to say? Imagine what someone who's watching would say, what would they say right now or just during a podcast so we can mock them? Randomly. It's randomly. Oh, while they're watching this right now. I have to go to work tomorrow. I have to go to work.

Nothing. Oh, shit. I forgot to study. Oh, wait. It's a weekend. Oh, it's Friday. We're just on a floating rock. We're just on a floating rock. I don't have to do my macro work over the weekend. Man, these guys are cring. My grandmother passed away last week.

Oh, God. Oh, it hurts. Oh! Ouch. Oh, my dog. Stop, stop hitting me. Stop. Hang on, I got a tweet about this.

Nice. That's a banger. For the viewers at home, there's that one. We can do that one all the time. My Twitter's been stinking up the fucking fog lately. Yeah, like, are you trying to be cringe or are you not? Huh? It's all hyper irony, but it's really like...

Hyper. It's actually hyper ironic. So you can't really get in it. Actually, it's hyper ironic. It's hyper ironic. Actually, my joke has several layers like an onion. It's hyper ironic if you didn't know. If you don't get it, then get off of the internet, kid.

If you don't get it, then go on with it. Yes, me and the group chat, we're a little chaotic. Have we seen that video? I love how he asked me a question I answered and I just got fucking flamed for like 30 seconds. R slash that just happened. I mean, yeah, Grucky did kind of just have to scoom. You're like, are you trying to be ironic? And Nick was like, yeah, I'm being ironic.

And Greg was like, yeah, I'm being ironic. We were talking about that. We were talking about that yesterday with Yummy. Like, yummy when he yelled at Larry one time because Larry was saying a whole bunch of shit. So he like yelled in Larry's face was like, your breath fucking stinks. And then Larry just stopped talking. And I was like,

dude, yelling at someone that their breath smells is like the best way to diffuse them from like talking anymore. It's so mean, I just shuts them down.

Yeah, that is mean. That's like really self- but even if it's not real, like you just say that. It's just shuts them up. Here, here,

listen to this video I found yesterday. This video made me lose my breath. Listen to this track. It became, it made me become lightheaded. Adrian, explain our friends group. We are Ohio.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We are. We're just watching that in our kindness. Together, we are. Fucking chaotic as shit. Ah! We are. I was watching that in bed, and my jaw dropped in all the air left my lungs.

I was like, I just said it crying. There's tears. Yeah. Like, oh my gosh. How would you guys describe the group chat podcast? fucking chaotic as shit. I think we're really out there.

His face was like chaotic as shit. Yeah, this is crazy. Dude, the fact that he said, man, okay, the pizza's not going anywhere, homeboy, like stuff's me down your throat.

You got an entire bizarre right there. Did you, uh, he fucking bumped into him. He was like, hey, give it back. Hey, give it back.

Did you wash your hands, Larry? about two fucking cool dope after his keyboard just covering the sauce

ingesting all the germs there's a big sausage in his WK he's fucking chaotic I've been having urges to play call of duty

movies again lately like mod oh my god me too like you know rerun

rerunel rerunel that's also real I don't know like that's such a commitment that is we have to do

we would fly through it we all know what to do I don't know. I haven't played it in a while. A year! The game came out like a year ago today. Talking about games.

Can we talk about that wizard game? Two years. Hogwarts. Hogwarts Transphobia Legacy. Oh. I think I'm going to give all my money to the Chick-Fulling Foundation. Transfold, yeah. It looks good.

I watch HECC play. I don't know. Story games, like big-time AAA story games, don't really appeal to me that much. Wait, are they? He's a single player or multiplayer? Is J.K. J.K. Rolling Stones.

Is she like legitimately transphobic? She's a horrible person. Is she legitimately trans? Are you for real? Yes. That's a big thing that's going to happen. Because her entire fan base is like trans. So it's like.

What's a Harry Potter fan is trans? She said some really, she said some shit before. Why, dude? She just fucked up. She's just a fuck up person. And she, like, all the money, she donated. to like these conversion therapies thing. It's like really weird.

That's actually fucking nuts. What's the point even? You're like, you're weird. Like, also I'd ever be that passionate about a hate crime to the point where I'm giving like 10,000, 100,000, millions of dollars to like the anti-hate crime?

Like, I don't get that. Who are they hurting? How did they hurt you? I'll be real. Also, Harry Potter just fucking sucks in general. Yeah, fucking stupid. I'll say right, it's like it for babies. I saw, I've seen getting played.

Game. Bro, you're sitting in a SpongeBob chair. Saying Harry Bob is your baby. The two that, Hey, Harry's fucking sweet. Everyone can't eat Spongob is sick.

The only people that don't like fun of them. Tanya and Grunk are the same chair. Are you saying Grum? Shout out ghost keyboards. I forget. Yeah. Ghost keyboards is crazy. Or W.

Anyways, I don't understand all of the. Dude, my post with them went viral on Instagram. I got like, 85,000 likes. On Instagram. That has never happened to me.

Wait, on what? On their Instagram? No, on drugs. It was a collab. It was a collab toast. On your Instagram? We got 85K. It's real.

It fucking exploded. What the fuck? I don't know why. Um, off topic. But Tanner, why the fuck is the guitar that Larry and I purchased in your room? Oh, I tuned it for you guys. Oh, thanks.

It was already tuned. It was a lot. Now let me just place it here. Always slightly. No, it was really out of tune. Can you go put it back? I'm not going to be doing that. It was like he keeps the keys.

You know, wait, wait, wait, wait, Tanner, Tanner, do you know the, um, the Rick and Morty intergalactic, uh, interdimensional cable thing? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know that guy that just goes, you know, Mr. Steely? I think so. You're Mr. Steely. I'm Mr. Steely. Yeah, you're Mr. Steeley.

You run around the house. This one's worth eight. This one's glit corpse and you take it to your room and put it in your backtroth. This one's worth eight. Wait, well, it was like, shoppels or something. Blinkles. The fact that all of that was improv, oh my God. That's like the, I like that part of Rick and Morty.

I just love the TV shows. Thanks for specifying that it was just that part. Wait, I have a question. I have a question. Now, this is genuinely like, I'm curious. Justin Royal. Oh, wait, never mind. Well, I guess so.

you watch Rick and Morty, are you indirectly supporting the guy who's an abuser? Just like how if you're playing, okay. Well, indirectly. I mean, maybe. I guess. Doesn't he get royalties all the same? Like, kind of like how JK Rowling gets... I don't think he gets paid anymore. I just want to let you guys know, even though that he was cut from the fucking team,

he's still making like millions of dollars a month off of Rick and Morty. He's still getting paid. All he did was fucking ruin the show. Thanks, Twitter. Thank you, Twitter. Yeah, thanks Twitter. Okay. I just like he loves Rick and Morty.

Fuck. I fuck with Rick and. Rick and Morty. He likes Rick and Morty. He likes Futurama. One head to go. One head to go. One head to go.

Rick and Morty. Or, or the regular show. No, Adventure time. Future Rama. Future Rama. Goodbye so long.

Fucking SpongeBob gone. More of the shows again? Hillbillies. Hillbillies. Squidbillies and dillies. Okay, okay. Wait, I have a good one for Tanner. All right, Tanner.

You have to, one has to leave. It's, wait. All right. You give me this and I'll say, I'll want to say something also. All right. It's King of the Hill.

it's family guy or it's American dad One has to leave Yeah Because I know What the hell That's like the easiest one Yeah King of the Hill

Yeah The reason I asked Is because one day I was sitting in the car We're driving Tanner was like Dude I used to watch King of the Hill all the time Like when I was a kid It was just come on

Yeah that's the only thing that's all It came on like after Cartoon Network It's like it was like a one It's like a 12 hour run Of just episode after episode For no reason It was also like at the clinic When you go to the book

Okay okay okay wait In the Hell random Start playing Tanner, here's my Futurama hypothetical. Okay, spit it out. Smash Mary Kill Bender

The really angry newscaster. I forget his name. Oh, okay, I know, I know. Don't worry, I know. And lure from the planet Omicron Percy I 8. I'm lure! I am lure! I am lure!

I am a planet Arbicron Percy I 8! All right, what is it? I would smash lure. Okay. I would marry Bender. Really? Yeah. And I would kill the angry

Newcaster. He's too toxic for me. That's true. Yeah, he's kind of angry. Who doesn't know what they're talking about? Yeah, well, it's cringe, man. It's weird. I know Bender.

That's a Futurama, yeah, like I'm Bender. That's a Youngling song. Yon Lane. You tell me the only reason you like Futurama is because Younglein made a song about it. Me? Yeah.

I was watching Futurama before you, little buddy. Oh, you wish, bud. I literally was. I was two years old, the camping. All I was all I was doing was watching Futurama. Yeah, I was half a year old and I was watching Futurama. Your head was poking out of your mother like, ooh. Yeah.

Dude, no joke. Isaac's parents, they were like, yeah, when he was like in the womb still, we would play in music, right, Isaac? And that's why I believe that you're like a built-in-in-s-same. When is that conversation ever happened? I don't think my mom's ever said that. You know your dad. You know your dad would just talk about anything. Yeah, my dad, my dad be talking about shit.

But not that. I've never heard that in my life. Yeah, my dad, no, but that we talked about it like when you were born and like your laugh. Yeah, your dad just laughing. Isaac stands for laughter or laughing or laugh at their child. It's laughter. It's just laughter, I think. Is that why you laugh so much?

Yeah, that's why I laughed, dude. It's because my name and nothing else. I think I might genuinely have ADHD. Can someone have ADHD like on and off? Yeah. Like a switch? I think I have that because like some days I'll be like super not jittery at all. And then other days I'll just be like touching everything and mess with me.

I know. I just be playing with the trinkets on my desk. Yeah. Like my desk is a mess. Yeah, I swear a switch. I think it depends on what's engaging and what's not engaging. Wait, Nick. Yeah.

Touch you have ADHD? like fully? Yeah, I do. I'm actually, every single podcast, I play with this little Uh, uh,

that's the pocket staff. Don't want to do it. Oh! Oh! Through the floor, through Larry. I play with like little trinkets. Either I'm playing with like little trinkets either I'm playing with the bracelets that

we got in our PO box opening or I'm playing with this like little, uh, like transmission shift. Okay. I think ADHD like is going up. Like more and more people. Well, yeah, I think it's... There's something wrong with me? Okay.

Wait, hold on. Let me x-ray your brain. Don't move. Wait, stop. There's a monkey in there. Eating a little sucker. Can we talk about... I want to talk about the bits

that Grunk started doing on his story and everyone stopped doing that after. They are my fucking... They're so funny because Grunk would just... He would like... Nick, did you see any of them? Yeah, I saw them.

They're rich. They're so funny. I think it's even funnier that I just randomly. It's just naming Grunk on the spot. Grunk, son of chalice, horrible. That's so funny. Yeah, the medieval bits are good with the music. I listened to that playlist all day today and I felt like a villain.

It was crazy. Larry the cunning. Like the vending. Like I was doing AP calculus trying to understand to like. It's crazy. Wrong. Child to the savior of the three. But yeah.

That was close. That, what's his name? Tom Cousor or something? I think that's his name. He's like really good at art. Yeah, Tom Couser. Look him up. T-O-M-C-U-Z-O-R.

Those drawings are crazy. They're like berserk on steroids. Tom Cousor? Isaac, when you said, when you said that was closed, that was like the nicest way of saying swing and a miss, dude. Like, I appreciate that a little bit because my ego needed that, dude. You're like,

that was close. All right, I'm looking up, um, I looked up Tom Couser and I got with Tom Jury. Okay. How did he spell it? I don't know.

I said cursor, never mind. Goddess of destiny. Goddust of counselor. Chancellor, Chancellor of the Grey. Ring Björg.

No. The people are awesome. It's fun. Just like pairing dramatic. scenery with even more dramatic music is what I agree with. Like, do anything

to dramatic classical music and it'll make it intense more interesting. It would make it things like. Yeah. There's a playlist I have and it's like you feel like a 19th century like supervillain.

Yeah. You just killed your like arch nemesis. Cardinal Bumont. How about that one? You like that one? Buford Big. I'll be Buford Big. Buford Big.

Wait, what do you look up? I'm just looking at medieval name generators. Oh. But I want him to be like, like, grunk of group chats. Grunk's the coming. This guy. Crunk of group.

No, make me the wizard. I want to be the wizard. Did you see the last slide? Ladies and German. What the book? The group chat podcast. The group chat podcast. I just want to do.

This name is fucking insane. Zeno Cradies is spelled with an X2. That's fucking dope. Zeno Cradies. Matt, that'd be a really evil, like, villain name. Zeno Cradies? What would you do if Zeno Cradies showed up to the function with Zero Zah? I would, I tell him to leave, ladies and gentlemen in the group chat podcast.

I'll get Thorough over, not fucking kick his ass now. I need to make these a highlight, I think, so more people can see them. Please do. I'll do more as I think of them, I guess. What do I call it? Chronicles. I'm just calling it Chronicles. Chronicles.

Chronicles. Chronicles. I called by his right-hand man, grunk, son of chalice, harbor of souls. Son of chalice was so fucking funny when I was typing it out. It's like, what's the most medieval shit in the world? Chalice.

He wasn't supposed to some stupid. Show your story, brother. Fricket, fricit. I'm probably going to regret this. Wait, play that out loud. Play the walk-in-the-school one. Isaac, why? When he faced your first.

Oh, yeah, walking to school. I got my headphones and I'm walking the class. I got, but I feel like the guy from that one movie. Play it out loud. You're talking to me? It's really good. Yeah, yeah, you're on the one with the phone, man. You got it.

Shout out this guy. This is the music I listen to when I'm walking to class. This is the music I listen to when I'm walking to class. I got the headphones and I'm like that guy from the movie. I'm walking the class. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. to class. Jeffrey Diamond had the knife and he's making you listen to when I'm walking to class. He's like, I got the headphones and then, hey look, I'm on a TV screen, but I'm still like to.

I was walking to class with the headphones on. You remember me? I'm walking to class and such. For those who don't know, it's the American Psycho meme where he has like headphones on. He's walking. He's walking to class. This is the song I listen to when I walk to class

and it's like just like any song. Oh, my Discord payment for Nitro went through. Oh, thank God. Okay. Yes. When I get back, here's the challenge. Here's a challenge for you guys.

I have to go pee when I'm done peeing. I want you guys to be talking about the most ridiculous shit in the world and like trying to like justify it and have like a lawful debate about it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you think there's life after death? Yeah.

I think there. I think reincarnation is real. I think that's actually the most feasible thing in the world. I think nothing happens. Nothing. I've been thinking. But what even is nothing, bro? It's just like, remember, you don't remember.

but before you were born, you die right now, find out. Remember what you're born? Before you're born, do you remember that? Before you're born, do you remember that? No, she's going to be like that for eternity. No, you don't remember anything after you're born until you're like three.

So like, what is that? What do you remember? Nothing happens. But, okay, but like, are you saying, where does your consciousness go back to where it was? Like, like,

dissipates. You get a good sense of the forger. Dude, I, I know, but like, it's gone. I've been thinking by this a lot lately, but I, I, I was, like, team free will, like, that you had the ability to do whatever. But, like, team predetermination, you can't argue against them because they could just keep saying. They would just keep saying, like, no, that was meant to happen.

It's just a boring argument. Yeah, it's. It's a very boring argument. And I'm starting, I'm starting to feel like the whole free will thing is just to kind of, like, make you feel like you're having fun. I don't know if I should say this out loud. Oh, controversial. Oh, shit. I don't know if it's controversial.

I don't know if it's controversial. Say yes. If I say it, say no if I don't. Yes. Well, it gets your trouble? Okay. I don't know. All right, hold on.

Is it, is it a theory? Is it something that, like, is contrary? No, it's something about me. You're flat. That's, like, I guess, a sensitive topic, not really, kind of. All right, don't do it. I'm going to say it. Okay.

I know what it is. Sometimes, like, I'm not depressed or anything, but, like, I'll just, I'll just, like, be walking around. And I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and then I'm like, if someone, if someone shot me, in the face right now and not be upset about it. Yeah, my ass. You guys just did that right now. Shut up, dude.

No, we weren't. I had to tell Greg to stop talking because you're like, welcome to class, and this is music, no, because like, I'll just be walking through it. I'm not,

I'm not sad or anything. It's not like I want to die, but like I'd be totally fine with dying in a current moment. Well, not right now. I don't want to die right now. What you're trying to basically say

is you're not afraid of dying. You're not afraid of death. Yeah, like, I wouldn't mind it, really. You're content with death. Like, I wouldn't, I'm not scared. I'm not afraid of death, I guess. Okay, that doesn't mean I want to go seeking.

You saw it coming. But it sounds like, yeah. It sounds like if it's sudden, you won't really have much of a, like, you won't have drunk enough time to react to it. You're like, oh, my rod's done. If you're afraid of, like, if you're not afraid of death, then how come you squealed like a little fucking hog when you put a wax strip on it? That's not death. That's just like, I started choking you really hard and like you turned balloons.

You just passed out. You just sit there and smile? No, I wouldn't. Yeah, I'm probably thinking it more an instantaneous type thing. I think so. I think anybody if they were killed. What if a demon? Instantly,

was I even knowing they wouldn't, they would just have to accept it. What else can you do? You can't just be like, all right, I'm going to fight through this. Your head's fucking blown off. Larry,

I think he's really just talking about the overall fuck it how you die. It's just about like the fact that he wouldn't care if he died. Like, yeah. Like, sometimes I just get so curious too.

Like, where do I go? What if death is the gateway? We could all find out right now. Yes, Tanner. I call it. If we all take one cyanide pill, we'll just find out right now.

Oh, The key. The keys right there. Yes, Tanner. Yes, Tanner. So Grunk just said, you could actually put that and make it into a core,

core TikTok, and I want to see that. So, okay. Yeah, make it work. That would be really funny. Put in like an old like AI voice.

Speaking of which like two nights ago, three, two now, two nights ago, I was laying in bed and like the core cores were hitting like insanely different. I was like,

I, okay, I was sobbing in bed. Oh my gosh. I was saw, because of, Cork Quark Quix-Tac. Like that was crazy.

It was because everything built up into that, but that was crazy. How low do you have to be? Are you okay? No, I don't even, yeah, I'm all right.

I'm fine. But like, that was crazy. A core-core TikTok. Yeah, I'm all right. I'm all right. My phone

was got infested with hood irony. You have to, I can't even, you, dude, I don't even know. The thing is,

I don't even know what's a real video because, like, it's real until like, until like the fucking last quarter and the last quarter is like a dog running

like a silhouette of a dog running and then it's fed up and then it's turned black and white and then it's backwards and then it's like we're in a dungeon and then we're walking in the dungeon and then it's back to real life and I'm like I don't know what that what the fly? Dude, hold down and just so you're not interested you'll get out of that loop eventually.

The internet is really weird. I'd enjoy it if I was him. The internet is like fucked up right now. I kind of like everything is done. Every time they come on. I was like memes. Mems were just like family. guy clips now. Like Babs is

fucking. I hate it. Is that one? And there's also like, I like the burn out of his cage. And there's another family guy one's going around. I was like, I did not care for the godfather. And then it's just like he goes. It's like, it's like an entire thing. You can like replace it with like Pokemon. I did not care for Pokemon for.

I don't know. I was, I was saying about the whole death thing, dude. I don't think he's like wrong for thinking that way. I think about it, dude. If you were to die right now, what's what's stopping you? And you'd be like, oh, my family, seeing mom cry, seeing dad cry. It's like, that's what a lot of people say. I'm not going to lie, dude.

But sometimes I'm like living my best life and I'm like, man, if I die right now, I'd actually be so pissed. I call that shit the hedonic treadmill because you got your highest and then you got your absolute lowest and then it just keeps going like this. That's a sign curve. Yeah, that was a sign curve. I was going to say like frequency is also. It's funny how frequencies and like even shit like mood could follow the same patterns.

It's a wave sense. Yeah. My mood drastically changes when it gets in the nighttime. No, no, no, no. The bed is like evil. The bed is evil. I don't want to sleep, but then I feel like bad when I don't sleep. No, for me, it's like I'm in the day, and then I lay in bed,

and then everything about the day that I ignored just slaps me in the face really hard. It goes from Kevin McLeod, fluffing a duck to Apex Twin, number three. And then when you wake up, it turns into Mambo number five. It's not really good, but I think. I think it's because of the technology in our lives that are preventing us to be able to wear a day's fully. So like if you can talk, I feel like suck the fucking soul out of me. If I scroll for too long.

We're overindulging. We're overindulging. No. Oh, I, okay. Boom, boom. What made me get off of TikTok last night and I've actually used it today and it works is, um, it's like for just little tasks, just say like, I can't do this. Like, like say over and over, I can't do this.

I can't do this. and then you do it. Like, for me, I was like, I can't get off TikTok. I can't get off TikTok. I can't get off TikTok. And then boom, I got off TikTok because. Like psyching yourself and doing something? Yeah.

Yeah. No, I have a little like a little shoulder demon that sits on my shoulder and says like, you're so fucking weak for watching TikTok only fucking losers to watch TikTok. That's like a part of your room. Okay, you'll be right. Like that's what I do. It's fucking nuts. You guys should try it.

Order yourself. Shoulder. No, I think, I think the thing is. Yourself is true. A psychologist did an experiment where it made people walk around the room and saying, say, what was it? I can't stop walking around the room or something like that. And shoot, I forget it, man.

But it's like the people that said I can't walk around this room, like, were able to stop. I don't know, but it is. Okay. So just stiking yourself out. Yeah, like saying you can't do things that you can so easily do, like, but you normally don't do it because it's, like, annoying. me when I've sat through four mambos and I'm gonna be real about it.

You know when I saw through 10 mumbos and no jumbos. It's like It's like the whole thing about like if you work hard for something Like your brain has like balances and stuff like that You know stuff like you're studying for a really long time You're like putting yourself into position you don't really want to fucking be in And then after you're done studying your brain chemicals like balance out But it's a study an hour before bed

But it's like the same It's the same concept If you give your brain what it's craving And then afterwards you're going to get hit with the fucking wave of depression Because the chemicals are going to balance out But if you inverse that, it's going to reverse too So you have to like find a healthy balance of that Like if you go and put yourself in a position

Like going and working out of the gym for like two hours And you're putting yourself really strenuously through that Afterwards you're going to feel really good Right? Just inversely if you give yourself something Yeah, people who enjoy putting themselves through pain of going to like the gym are so weird to me. The good part comes after.

It's never while you're doing it. I'm not sitting here like, oh, fucking love. I'm hurting so bad right now. Oh yeah. Dude, back when I was like super, super depressed like last year,

I would go through like reps and then I would not be able to finish it out and I would sit there and like tell myself over and over again, it's just fucking pain and like push through it. And then I would push through it and do like double the amount that I was originally supposed to. And it felt like shit. but afterwards you felt so accomplished

and I think I was addicted to that accomplishment feeling for a really long time. Yeah, that's, I mean, anything in, anything without moderation, yeah, it can be an addiction. It was like a dopamine rush. It was unhealthy as fuck, dude. Yeah.

You're the pig, there's a carrot stick. The pig, there's a carrot stick. Call that shit the dopamine rush. Hats, hey, dopamine addict. I want it again, baby. That's why they say, that's why they say that heartbreak is like the forbidden,

the forbidden pre-workout, dude, because it's like your heart is aching so bad that no other pain, I guess, can compare. So that's why they're like... That's where you lose me, man. Yeah, put that shit in a core-court tip. Sorry, I keep saying. Nah, it's real, though.

It is real. I don't know. I haven't gotten, like, try to shoot yourself in the leg and then work out. You can't hurt as bad as me, shooting myself in the leg. Put a hand in the stove.

Ooh. Boom. I push through like double triple. Isaac, why does that lose you? Huh? Why does that lose you? Because that's a real thing. That's obviously where the meme of like see at the gym bro comes from.

Um, I feel like it's not. No. Heartbreak that can prepare you for the gym. I feel like it's the one or need to prove yourself as something different that gets you. It's fuel. Would you say that the heartbreak is a catalyst? The heartbreak.

No, the heartbreak is just a vet. vessel and the fucking, uh, it's like, oh, what's the word? Um, not rage, but just like, you're pissed off. Like, that shit happens. You're like, what the fuck? Jim. Jim, many times is a way for males to suppress their emotions again. That's real. Which is, uh, crazy.

Because like, like, you notice, at least on the, on the, like, sports side of life, high school teenagers, like, they go, they go, they, they, go. person breaks up with girlfriend It's hurting And then friends are just like Dude just hit the gym It's like Oh

Yeah it's a bandage Okay It's a really crappy bandage It doesn't actually It'll start going Every day Going every day It's like

Not gonna fix any other I wish We're making steps But male mental health men He needs a Need some work For sure It's because a lot of like men

Are not taught How to work through it So yeah Like their dads Have been the strong man Who goes to work And comes home Yeah, and even their dad is like still emotionally absent.

So then you have like a mom who probably doesn't help on that. But it all comes down to like the fact that it's like, I guess you can say toxic masculinity, dude. It's bad. And I don't know if this happens with anyone else. But anytime I open up to my mom, she starts crying and I hate seeing her cry. So I just don't. That's weird to me. I know, no, no, like not in an offensive way, but like why does she cry?

Like if it's your. Because she she feels for me, I guess. I don't know. It's called empathy, Nick. Yeah, like she gets sad, I guess. And it's a thing that doesn't happen often that I open up to her. So, like, you know. I'm just thinking, like, because if I were to, like, speak with my mom, for example,

my mom, she doesn't, she kind of feel bad for me, but she's not going to, like, internalize it. Like, she can feel my pain just like anyone else with empathy can. But I feel like it's almost kind of, like, not constructive a little bit to also be sad while that person's also trying to be sad. Yeah, like, if I, if I. It's a matter of the person. Every fucking mom is.

My mom, whenever I talk about anything serious to her, we always turn into a joke. That's like always, we turn into a joke, but it's always in a serious way. Yeah. And that's how some mothers are. Other mothers, like grunks, you know, gets really emotional and cries.

Does she help you work through it, though, at least? Yeah, but I, like, for some reason, deflect it really bad. Like, you pretend it's fine, it's better. Yeah, like, Because I don't know why I rush those so fast. Like I try to get out of that situation as fast as possible. Yeah, no, I don't.

It's because we were all raised in such a, I hate the word toxic masculinity. I feel like that's thrown around way too much. Like that phrase, that term, even though it might be true. I don't like it. I just feel like we've been, we were raised as someone who is seen as strong. That's what males are. They're strong.

They're the pillar. You know. and when you're the pillar, you're not really allowed to, by textbook definition, as we were raised up, show emotions. We can't do that. That's not what the pillar does. It's not what the male does.

You guys don't do that. Yeah. It's weird. It's a weird thing. And maybe that's changing, but I don't think it will. I think it will change over time. People have to identify that like anger,

like when a girl will be like, oh, he got so angry at me or whatever, or just in general, it doesn't have to be a girl. It can be a boy too. like anything. Anger is a byproduct of usually like frustration or upset or feelings, confusion that you don't understand.

It's never anger first. It's something that causes anger. So call it a secondary emotion. And so like if men are able to or just in general, anybody, women can have the same issue. If they're able to identify their confusion or at least focalize, I am feeling this way. So you don't let it get to anger, then you don't have a, there's no issue. But most of the time, it usually is like from, you don't know what the fuck you're feeling. You don't know how to convey what you're feeling.

So then it comes to like frustration with yourself or frustration without Yeah You know what I mean? And it's like And then you just have all this pent up rage inside of you And that's why you go gym and Get it out

That's why you go gym Yeah Yeah And it's like There needs to be vices More vices Another problem people need to identify Is like the

The emotion you initially get Out of anything Is always like natural It's nothing like an issue It's never an issue Whatever the first thing you feel or get But it's You base everything off of the actions you take after that.

And that's what determines, like, what is good in your case or what is bad. Like, with people, people can feel fucking angry or pissed off or sad or whatever the fuck about anything. But it's just how you, basically what you do after the fact, you get those emotions. You know, when people, like, they get angry, they start to think that they shouldn't feel angry because, like, you know. But that's not. It's weird because like... It's good to accept the first emotion, to acknowledge it, to be like, that's what I feel. And I feel pissed off about this, even though I shouldn't be or I don't want to.

If you feel pissed off, then say that you're pissed off. First and for, at least to yourself. Yeah. Yeah. And then you can take, you know, the steps after that, whatever may feel better for you. Being able to diagnose an emotion off of first swing is good. But a lot of the times you might not, depending on the situation, want to express that emotion out loud outside of...

I'm saying to yourself. Your head. Yeah, no, I'm just saying like, if you're sitting there and your first emotion is angry, you can be like, okay, I am angry. Like, Le Durp, but if you're going to express that, it might not be, depending on a situation, the best course of action. I also think that that's what makes you an adult, though. I feel like what, expressing that initial reaction?

What to you is expressing? Vocalizing? Or yeah, or just being... showing symptoms of anger when you're angry. I say, I say, acknowledgement. Okay, I then say acknowledgement.

I feel like first step is acknowledging that you have that emotion and that is what you're feeling. Rather than reject, a lot of people reject a first emotion, whether it be sadness of like, let's say, let's say you're jealous. Let's say you get jealous and you feel sad or angry. You first got to accept that.

You can't reject it because then it's just not going to go anywhere. Then it's going to stay there. You're not going to fix it. you have to identify the root. Like you have to find... Identify. Yeah, exactly. You just have to know where it's coming from, where it stems from.

Like, wherever it stems is a different story, but wherever it starts is usually, you know, it will cut off where it stems. So it's like, it's the same thing. But, um... And are you done? Oh, yeah, I was going to say something else when I forgot. I'm sorry. Um, a thing that helps me is like finding someone to just kind of vent to, you.

I guess and have them give input back to you. And also, if there's no one to do that, literally just write, like open a notes and then just type everything out. And that helped me, dude, I remember one time I was having the worst day, I wrote three paragraphs on why my day was bad. And it actually helped me so much. Like, writing out your emotions helps. Dude, that seems to be my kind of vessel is just like writing or anything else.

Yeah, that's why music exists, dude. Music is a form. Art is a form, like anything like that. And also, like, Not gonna lie, Grunk. I feel really bad for people in your generation. Because you guys... I don't mean...

It's done. But, like, y'all social... No, the social intelligence is low. The bar is so low. What the fuck? I mean that genuinely, dude. It's true. Come on, man.

Go to your fucking... Your cafeteria when you go to lunch or something like that. And tell me which table has, like... How many students per table have their phone out, dude? And who's actually enjoying talking to each other? Like, the social intelligence... I mean, luckily, actually, it's pretty... lucky. Our school, like, has really

trash internet. So, like, in most rooms you don't have any... Wow. What a convenient thing to happen. So, yeah. Yeah. And that's crazy that it has to go to that extent for people to be able to be social. They have to literally be, like, restricted from, because the internet's... It's really bad. And, like, everyone has social anxiety, because

they, like... Quarantine fucked them up, too. Yeah. Quarantine was really bad for a lot of people. It wasn't... It wasn't bad for me. You guys really extremely, you... But, like, people are grunk. Bad, bad. You were at a peak of development and they took it away from you.

Oh, yeah. Like, for some people, like, if I didn't have my computer, I would be so done. Like, I would be lost. I would be completely lost because, like, people, like, the sports kids, you know, that don't have, that just have their school Chromebook, what are they meant to do with their time? Like, you sit there? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's, I think that was seriously something that I personally think as much as people want to talk about it, I feel like the magnitude of how important it was for some people that they lost.

Like, I know you ever see like those videos or it's like, I was 17 when I entered quarantine. Now I'm 22 or 21 or something like that. Whatever the fuck it was, dude. That shit like it goes, it really is understated like how I look then versus now and they're like a they're fucking a construction worker. And he used to be like a, you know, it's just, it's really. sad to think about the real ramifications of and like during that time obviously everyone got just completely

addicted to their phones like bad bad like they can't they can't literally go anywhere without it because they were just stuck with it for two years like literally they were using it for their schoolwork using it for TikTok everything this is bad but I'd be in my bed and I'd be just be scrolling on my phone

and then I'd put it down and I'd start like shaking and like it's just like sometimes why I can't sleep Because I was just like, I got to look at Twitter. And then I go back. Oh, yeah. Last time. If I get a notification, I have to look at it.

Like, it's really bad. Dude, it was like, I would catch myself checking Twitter, closing Twitter to open Twitter up again. Like, it's always my gosh. I did that. It was so bad. I just opened it. And I refreshed my feet and there's like no new notification. There's nothing.

I keep refreshing. And then I close it. I'm like, all right, let's take again. It's so bad. It's so bad. I need to find exercises to not do that. I want to be the bare of bad news. But I feel like.

a lot of people including ourselves and I do want to do this eventually. I think we should try doing a dopamine reset. No pre-workout, no electronics. We should do even work out. Let's give a shot. Let's require ourselves. Pre-workout is definitely dopamine.

Really? Yeah. It makes you feel so fucking good. Let's just go to... Calfeed is dopamine. Everything in that is dopamine. Let's go to the mountains in Tibet and just become monks. Isaac, the nicotine that you have is giving you dopamine. Everything work out

Sami tenetiously Gambling Gambling is dopamine It increases both dopamine and adrenaline So we should all move to China and become monks I actually want to do that

That's one of my bucket lists We should jerk off with our minds No hands Don't even talk about that Please Oh he is No it's not about me It's not about me

It's about my I want to hear it I want to hear it I like money on this video I don't want to hear it It's crazy it's crazy I've seen I haven't seen it

I've heard Some people can hug And just Nut Stop Why we're talking Hey buddy I said no

We like money Money money So people can buy And just rut No way Pretty God You can't elope And just dope

Wait can I tell a story Yeah you have Like word Low count No I don't I was talking This entire time I probably do

Go ahead You know I'm not even To say anymore Yeah See what you didn't Nick That's

Way to fucking go So why So why can Can Isaac be like, yeah, dude, your work count's a little low, grunk? Like past podcast, but I can't say it. Fine, I retract my statement. Because I've been talking this whole time. You talked this entire time.

Go ahead. Yes, I did. No, I'm not going to say anymore. Oh, my God. You want the bag for free? The Taki's bag for free? No. Too much fat.

Sorry. Come on. Talk to us. Don't, don't edge us. Okay. Edge me. I was looking through, I was watching on Stonepaw stream, and I'll be real. He was going through, like, low viewers.

Like, zero viewers to one. and he got this like 50 year old man and he had like tattoos he was drinking a beer with like a low quality camera and Stonepot typed in his chat he's the only one of there and he was like what are your pronouns and he the guy looked at it and he was like

are you fucking kidding me and he pulls out like a giant hatching he was like do you know who the fuck I am and then he was like threatening him for like 20 minutes straight it was so funny he was like I'll find you and your little army you have I see that purple badge army you have

I'm gonna kill for all of you I was laughing so fucking hard of that Oh are you fucking kidding me Are you fucking kidding me right now You know what you fuck I am He's like do you know what I've done to people I was like oh my god He's on Twitch he's a loose man

I'm looking at him right now I'm not gonna say his name buddy Just stay away from him If you ever find a man with tattoos Sorry Nick Drop his thing in the group show I don't got no tattoos bro All right

I'll drop into your chat, yeah. We're pushing a lady here so we can wrap this up. All right. That's place of Overwatch, shall we? All right, audience. We have to go and... Look, this is the profile picture. Larry, look.

Okay, I dropped them. First of all, this is the craziest profile picture. Ghost Rider. Oh, okay. I'm not going to say his name. No, I'm not going to say his name, but I'm just saying he looked like he would have pronouns.

He does. He does. I think it's the hair cut. It's definitely the haircut. Yeah. He's just a mom. monster. This guy would probably

I mean, he's a cute little he's crying. He does have a little cute little kitty. We're going to wrap it up here, gentlemen. Yeah. Guys, we have to go play video games as a friend. It's been,

it's been real. Thank you guys for tuning. And then we're going to see you guys next week, hopefully with, uh, yummy. Yummy thin. Everybody say,

get better. Get well soon. Yeah, make, uh, make little postcards, make little cutouts of him, you know,

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We can't. Goodbye. Let's bro fist it out. We'll see you guys next week. Okay. Adios. Oh, Mars. You're pregnant.

Bye, like, cool. Oh, yeah. Congratulations. Marcia. Bye.