The Group Chat - #44 - WE ALL GOT SICK!

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

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Welcome back. Welcome back to a great chat club. Welcome. Tanner, why were you just holding a like a like a f? A vape? Let me see. Hold it back up. It's a huntsman knife.

Why do you have that? That's mine, dude. I was breaking up in a package. Oh, yeah. Use your fingernails. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. We're missing eight members' podcast. Let's take a moment to reflect on Soft Willie's words.

the last time he did this, or he said he was never going to miss a podcast. I'm never missing another podcast ever. And now let's point in life. Oh, okay. Remember you three? All right, everyone point in life in three, two, one. Who are we laughing at?

Dude, my chapsing broke. The little lever. Spinney. Push it back down, man. You have me cross-light right now. This is episode 44. 44. It's 44.

Jackie Robinson's baseball. Oh, four, four, four, four. And I like to give him a huge, Shout out to GamerSubs for sponsoring this podcast. Again, for the 44th time in a row. That's big. That's huge. There is something to talk about, but I'm recording on Discord,

so I have to go on my phone to look at it. What do we talk about? Let me see. There's a big thing happening with GamerSubs. I think it's a cup, maybe, possibly. No. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, this is crazy. It is a Wifu Cup. Lovestruck. Free with any tub purchase. Starting February 17th. Wait, free with any tub purchase. That's kind of insane. Today is 3 p.m.

That is an OP deal. It's right now, I think. You're getting the whole shabang. But we don't know when Friday is. No, it's like when. With any purchase, of course, using co-group of any flavor, you get a free cup. That's pretty big. That is O, that is OPEC.

That is OPEC. Has Larry missed a single? Yeah, he's missed one. Yeah, he's missed one or two. Who has it missed a podcast? Isaac, I don't think. Tanner, you've missed one. Because there's one with just me and Isaac.

Yeah. I mean, besides the one, besides the one where we went, where do we go that? Which gone? No, Grunk took a picture of him in a, in the chair as a little skeleton. Oh, yeah. And that was, I think, the one that we all missed. Oh, that's what, yeah, everybody's missed one. The only reason I missed was because I had school or something like that.

Yeah, I don't remember really quite. He did, all right. I'd like to address the elephant. I'd like to address the elephant in the room. I am sick right now. That's why my voice sounds like this. He's faking it. He's faking his voice.

No, I'm not. And I've still didn't miss today. I'm still here. I'm still... Last week, I was so fucked. It was unbelievable. I was so sick. Damn, my...

You have COVID. Did you remember about to say I have autism? I actually almost did. I don't know why. I mean, I probably do, but, you know... You didn't make me sick last week. But, yeah, we're missing a considerable amount of people. Larry died.

We're missing all three other members. died. He's a loser. He left again, dude. He's always leaving. He's always, like, doing that thing where he just goes. He goes. He was like, he was like, leaving, and then he was like,

I'm tired of being made fun of him for leaving. And then he leaves again. We're going to make fun of you for leaving if you keep leaving. I need to process these emotions. I got to leave again. I got to leave. We got to make fun of him, like even harder than before. Yeah, really bad.

Even though the viewers, you guys got to make fun of them hard. Yeah. No, they do. Have you seen how mean they are to him on Twitter? No. They're mean to everyone on Twitter. They are mean. Okay.

If you guys are mean on Twitter, you're not funny. They are mean to me. No, no, no. Okay, wait. The biggest... Why are you drinking the world's biggest Coke? It's not even that big. Dude, the world's biggest example of this,

of the whole Twitter meme thing. It's ridiculous. Dude, your hands like so small on that... It's not even that big. That's a new torpedo size. It is rather large. A torpedo-sized coke. That's crazy.

It's $355. milliliters. Oh my God. Mexican Coke. Oh, yummy. Your tweet about the whole, the whole Biden AI thing, the shadow garden, New shadow garden. I love Biden.

Yeah, the shadow pack. Yeah. I literally, I said something. I was like, dude, actually, it's like, it's not even like AI or anything like that, blah, blah, blah. And then he responded with like quotations of what you said during the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I did the same thing, but I got the slack for it.

Just like 14 people like. shut the fuck up in my ear. Meanwhile, everyone under Yummy is like, hell yes, man. Hell yes, brother. Shadow is a one of game. There's this new wave of people who try to like get in on the banter, but they're not close enough to us.

So it comes off really weird. I'm close to none of them. Shut up. Quit tweeting. Stop tweeting forever. Log Allen never returned. No, log Allen never return. I treat my viewers with respect, so I don't get any of that.

When have I ever not done that? I don't do that. A million scenarios just ran to my head. I have... I have a hell bunch. But yeah. It's whatever. Twitter sucks.

If it sank tomorrow, I wouldn't even give a shit. I'd be like, yep. If it's saying tomorrow. Twitter, Instagram's really funnier than Twitter. Because you can post like a picture of a gnome and you get like cheers and confetti. Yeah, everyone's like with hard eyes. I post some of my story.

People are only positive on Instagram, I'm pretty sure. It's so funny. It's because it's not public. Honestly, yeah. Like the replies. They're way nice on Instagram. Yeah, because they don't get clout points

for being mean to you and their replies. Yeah. Yeah. Instagram means nothing. I got a DM and it was like, I hope you ate enough today. And I was it.

But then I'm sure you get on. I'm like, mm-hmm. I'm sure you get one. I hope you rip your skin off and stuff. The DM's on Instagram, they like, they like,

they're like, man, I just wanted to say thank you to you and the boys for, you know, just putting out the content, man. Like, today was really hard. I've been watching this video.

I'm feeling better. And, you know, I'm sitting there, like, kicking my feet in bed. And I go on Twitter and, like, my DMs and Twitter is like, this is a naked mole rat. And then it's like, can you just deactivate, please? I have the worst thing ever. I just remembered. So there's this one time.

Don't judge me for this because I swear to God it was supposed to be a meme. It was supposed to be a joke, but this guy took it way too far. He actually did it. So I was playing siege like a year ago. And a fan recognized to me in game. And he was like, yummy, yummy, please, can I be in a video? Please, let me be in a video. And I was like, if you piss your pants right now, you could be in a video.

And he went to the bathroom with his pants on, sat on the toilet and pissed at his pants. And then sent me a DM on Instagram of it. And then he was like, when will I be in a video? I had never put it in a video. Dude. The footage is so far back. I would have to like search for days to even. even find it.

You're so tucks. He's in a podcast now, so. Yeah, thank you. He made it money. He did make it. He did make it. He's made it somewhere. I can not believe that.

I've never told anybody to piss their pants ever again. They'll just do it. Apparently, it's like an easy task. Well, okay. I mean, if you psych yourself out, like, if you, that's smart to sit on the toilet. Because standing up, you'd never be able to piss your pants. Just like in a normal room. If I had to really pee, I probably could.

It's like binding your fingers. I can piss myself easy. I'm doing it right now No I don't want to Can I tell you guys Can I tell you guys when I peed myself on the highway Huh? Yeah you can

Okay You guys are gonna think I was like a baby Then that's up? No this is like 2017 Yeah I was 17 years old I was driving on my way from like a trip And I was like on my highway

And you think I could just pull over and peed But like I don't know why It was like nighttime so I was scared to I peed while driving on the highway In my chair You trim fast like eight rest stuff In your car that you sold to somebody? He's got pee-by.

He's got peevee chairs. What the hell? I peed on the driver's seat and I sold a guy for $4,000. That's just a guy like he's driving home. He drops a fridge for his seat. He's like, I can't be that dirty. Pause, pause, pause. Were they leather seats or were they a cushion?

Oh, no. They were clothed. They were cushions. Oh, my gosh. He drove like a 2004, like, how did you even get the smell out, bro? I used, like, windex or whatever you do it. Yeah, you cleaned, like, a quarter inch.

You cleaned the quarter inch of that chair. And then everything both the leave is just all pee-pee. I think pee sat in there for like 30 minutes straight before I cleaned it all out. Dude, I had a nightmare. I had a nightmare. I had a nightmare. I peed my pants in somebody else's car when I was, like, six years old. I thought I had to kill myself.

Did you wake up and there was actually pee? So I have never, it was like a really, really long road trip. And I had never, like, I stopped wedding the bed like two years ago. What? And then randomly, like, disaster struck. Two years ago?

No, no. You're just doing you're 20? I'm talking about in the perspective of a 60-year-old. Oh. So I'm riding in the back of my grandpa's truck. And it was my first time ever getting the Arizona watermelon cocktail can rink or whatever. You're drinking a cocktail? You had a dream about Arizona.

It's like a juice. No, I was drinking it. No, I was drinking. the fuck out of it. It's huge. I was just a little guy, a tiny little bladder, but a big, big, fucking Arizona tea. I drank the whole thing and I fell asleep in the back, in the back of his truck, big road trip. I wake

up. He actually opens my door. He opens my door and he's like, come on, buddy, we got to get out, and I don't want to get out. I don't want to move. I wake up, it's all warm, and I'm like, I don't want to get out. And then I had to get out. I don't know if they ever found out, but it was a nice-ass truck, and I peed. It was like a V-10 fucking force. Was it really?

No, it happened. I peed at his truck, right in the chair. cloth, seats, everything. Oh, my God. Did you guys, whenever you were, like, younger, whenever you, like, peed your pants, did you, like, freeze, like, actually just freeze in time and just let it happen? Because I, like, I remember one time, I think it was a fourth or fifth birthday or something. And I was having so, I was having so much fun.

And I didn't want to, like, leave the fun. So then I had to pee. And I'm like, oh, man, I really have to go. And I started sprinting to the bathroom. I'm, like, halfway there. I'm really, like, a bathroom. I get there and then I freeze. I'm like...

No, I did not. I never happened to me. That happened to me like literally every time. Like I'd freeze and just let it happen. Dude. Did you guys ever throw up at school? Yeah, I did. Um, yeah, I did in the garbage.

And my teacher was like, what did you just do? And I was like, I threw up. And then he looked at it. It's like orange and green and like filled up. He's like, okay, you can leave. Oh, I already told the story, but it was like, I walked next to like this big, giant, smelly kid. And I threw up right in front of them.

And I was like, I'm sick. It wasn't because of you or anything. I swear it wasn't because of you. He'd wear a subway shirt every day. It would smell so bad. So it was him. You lied. Yeah, it was him.

That guy grew up to be Jared Fogle. Yeah. I knew there was something up with him. I knew we felt too bad. I knew. You know how like when you were. kid and you, uh, you don't want to waste any food. Like, you're really embarrassed to throw any kind of food away in a trash can.

No, I was like that. I was like that. You and me. My mom was like, if you can't finish, then you can just throw it away. No, I was, never, no. I was, I was, I was told. I was deathly afraid. I was literally, I was like molded into a clay statue of the exact motto of do not waste a single

crumb. I was licking my house. So even at school, even at school, I was scared to throw away any food at all. And there was one time where my stomach was so bad, uh, there was, what the fuck my stomach hurt so bad and I had this ice cream and I couldn't finish it but I kept eating it even though I felt like I'd throw up because I was scared

if I threw it away I'd get in trouble That's why my mom would like tell me like do if you can't finish Just don't finish you I'm being paid I did go throw it away eventually And the lunch lady was like oh you threw your ice cream away Why didn't you finish it and I was like I don't feel good And I threw up right there Oh my God

Did this one kid I don't feel good Oh my God This one can't in elementary school. He was at the back of the lunch line and someone was walking to the front to tell the teacher that he threw up.

And I didn't see, like, I looked back. I'm like, where is the throw up? Because he threw up, but it was like clear. It was like that clear throw up. And he started walking to the front of the line and I was still looking back there. Next thing I know, he's at the front of the line and turns and then just throws up literally all over me

in my lunch. Like, like. Hey, old Jack. Yeah. You know, I don't know why. Why do we have this? Like, just curiosity. I, like, smelt it.

I went, and then, like, I almost. You threw up, too? Almost. Almost. I gagged. I would not smell it. Wait, you smell. The other kids drove?

I was probably, fourth grade. Yeah. I mean, at that age, I'd smell anything. What the hell? I'd be sniffing my nuts and shit. I still do that as a grown-ass adult. Hollow. Okay, I did that.

Yeah. I was in bed sick. I was like, what do you smell like right now? I was like, oh. You did not just like, it was just like normal day. You're just like, put your head. I woke up, I woke up and I said, what did he smell like?

It was like Patrick when he shrivel up when he smelled SpongeBob. Pretty true, that's like a dude's natural like primal instinct to see if they need to shower and rot. I think everybody does that. I can't like sniff my arm and be like, you have time to shower or my armpits. I put deodor in it. I got to sniff the old gonads. I smell my armpits right on the podcast. I'm just like, well, no.

I think I'm all right. I have to shower now. I just showered actually. I need deodorant. Oh, wait. Today's the first day where I feel not sick because I missed last week. Mm-hmm.

Podcast. I don't know what the hell happened to me. I was fucked up. Bad. You were. Your eyes fell out. You were still fucked up right now. You said I think a total of 14, like, words, total.

I try every time, but it's like, dude, right now I have more, like, energy in my voice than I've had in, I think, 11 days. Because it was hard to talk. Like, it was, like, how, it was, like, worse than tanner. It was, like, really stuffy and just, like, super monotone. like, drunk. Your throat was like,

actually. Okay. I saw like a, like that drip drop. You're in a dog. You're 18 years old. Whoa, okay.

Don't say that. That's weird. What? No, that person has perspective. You got to get it. You got to use to. I got to get together.

You could go to war and kill a kid or just like a regular. You can almost smoke cigarettes and drink. You can buy a firearm, grunk. You can buy scratch. I can draw that now. firearm. Well, shotgun and a scratch ticket is what you could buy.

I bought a scratch ticket already. Did you win? I won a dollar. I paid a dollar, won a dollar. Wow. You're not even. Good job. Good job.

It's actually fun. Yeah, then I went back for more. I bought $50,000 worth of scratchouts with my dad's money. Thanks, Dad. And then what happened? You Peter Griffin with Scratch off. I quadrupled my money. Oh, good job.

Actually, believe you're not, viewers at home, Grunk actually has a course now where you can, you pay $500. $200 and he teaches you how to win money with sports betting. It's called Grunclers University. Gruncleers University. Grunclers University. Yeah. Sick.

That's so cool. That's sweet. And it's $50, $50 registry fee. $50 entry fee and $200 yearly subscription. To free online classes that teach you how to win the multimitle power ball. How to guess the number. These numbers. I'd grab the right piece of paper.

No, but imagine you were like a psychic and like you actually made a business, that'd be crazy. Do you think people actually like win the power ball or is it just all fake? No, nothing is real, dude. I don't think it's real. Remember the guy that won the lottery twice in a row and then died or something?

Yeah, he died. He either died or he lost all of his money because he spent it on it like everything. And all the taxes took all his money or something. Yeah, like something happened to his money. But he won twice in a row, like the big win. Not like just some thing. The super crazy power ball.

Dude, it blows my mind that there are people that lose all of them money. There was a garbage truck worker. He was like 28, like eight, and he won the Powerball a while ago for like $150 million. And it took him five years to go through it. And then he had to sell everything

and it took him a few more years. And then he returned to his job as a garbage man. Why? People that win just have no idea how money works and they use all of it. Yeah, well, think about the people who buy lottery tickets all the time. I feel bad.

I even feel worse for those guys. Yeah. If you're, if you... It's a lot. It's this time. It's for sure. It's going to be this one.

Yeah. You know, you lose. You lose when you stop. They don't know, like they still don't know how to manage it. First thing you do is get a financial advisor. You will win the next time you buy a scratch off.

I'm telling you. Put everything in. Yeah. I've won. I've won 100% of time. Let that sink in. Let that sink in. That's a win ratio of 100%.

Gamblers, gamblers, gamblers far and wide as the eye who are listening to this podcast, keep gambling. You are so close to winning your seat. And you know that too, because you've lost so much. It's only right. Like, your luck is up.

Your luck is up. And you just have to keep doing it. Go stronger. They could say, uh, you can only lose 100% of your money, but you can win 2,000% return. Exactly. You can go from 50 to like 500 million in one night.

Yeah. That is real. It's like the CS go case. You see the gold leave and like, okay, the next one for your. Listen, every single time you win money, you got to re-gamble it. Uh-huh. Because your luck is up and you're going to win more.

Yeah, like, you got to go on the hot streak. You literally have to go that hot streak until it's gone. You know what's supposed to have been in your pocket. I was talking about it with Cage a long time ago because it's how I thought like gambling worked. Apparently it used to a long time ago. There's a house limit on bets you could do on like the 50% that's like on roulette. You know how you could vote or how you can bet on black or red.

Mm-hmm. You have a 50% chance of win. So let's say you have like 100K to play with that most of them have a max bet of like 3K or something like that. It's imagine, right? Imagine you bet 3K and you're wrong that you could just bet 6K and win it back.

And even if you lose that, then you can just bet 12K and then you can win it back. And then if you lose that, you can just do 24K. Eventually you can make your money back, but there's a limit. I wish there wasn't a limit. That'd be insane.

It'd be free money hack.com if you have enough money to like gamble. Yeah, but who has 24K to gamble with? That's only four losses. Cam, but it's a 50% chance. Like, statistically you would wait by that point. Put Yommi's net worth, his account number, routing number. Sure.

All over. Screen here. Yeah, yeah. Can't put a picture of the Voros twins on screen. Put a picture of what on screen? Cam's not listening. He's not, he doesn't get to this far. No, you know.

He aligns the audio and then full son's good. It's okay, Cam. If you're listening, put a booger on the screen, like a big glob. I don't do the test. If I don't see a booker. If I don't see a booger on screen right now, it's going to get. It's going to hang. Right there.

You're five. You're fine. If it's not there. Okay. That was a test. That was a test. All right. Now we just keep going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy Valentine's Day. It was Valentine's Day. What did you guys? I was the number one. I was the Valentine's Day villain. That was the, I hated. What do you mean?

Vagina. Shut the fuck out. What was your? What was your villain villainy at you? I told everyone to break up with their partner and watch the new group of it. And they did. Homewrecker. And then people did.

Homewrecker. I think. Probably not. They probably didn't. That was just a lie. But it was a funny. Imagine they actually did. That'd be insane.

Dude, that would be like dedication. Guys, type one if you would leave your partner to date, Isaac. Okay. What do that? Yeah, don't. There's going to be a lot. That is so weird. Yeah, I know.

That's what I was saying. I realized that was pretty weird. There's going to be a lot of ones in the comments. Sorry about that. Let's say, No, never mind. I'm not even going to...

What's the fuck. Don't forget it, why, why? Nobody better be weird. No, don't be like... Nobody would be weird. ...that I love very much

for this stranger on the internet. Yeah, don't do that. If I was like your, like, your spouse or your... Oh, I'd be embarrassed. I'd kill myself. I'd be embarrassed that I would ever...

that I was ever in love with you. I would genuinely kill my... myself that I saw that. Yeah. Yeah. On Valentine's Day, I tweeted out. What? Do you hear that?

I'm trying to talk this now. I heard a ghost in this hallway. This everyone was going to. Go watch the group media because I know that you're all going to be alone this Valentine's Day, which is totally true. Our fan base is probably the most virgin-filled loser fan base of all the time. What the hell? No, I've seen

I'm perfect right now. What? What are you? What are you? No. No. No. No.

No, I've seen some people watching, they take a picture and they're like watching this one of my boyfriend. I put my girlfriend on. That's adorable, yeah. That's kind of funny. The group chat. Like you guys laugh together.

Esque as fuck, yeah. But it'd be really weird if it was only you laughing and she didn't laugh. And then I'd say break up. Oh. She ain't on that wavelength. No, no, you know, they're like, they're like, they're showing in the video. Oh, yeah.

She was out. They never laughed. Oh, my God. Look, look, Larry's got a wig on. And they're just like, she's just in there like. You're weird. You can't influx you on the forehead. That was weird.

That was way old. Well, I'm out of topics. We didn't have anything for today. It's like, we had a thing. We had a thing. I can't tell you guys what it was, but we had a thing. Oh, yeah. Everybody in the planet is sick, apparently.

Oh. Everybody on the planet is sick. Me sick. Dana's sick. Somebody else is sick. Who else is sick? I couldn't make it on the podcast. Oh.

Oh, yeah, we did have something. David Archeletta was going to be on our podcast, but he's sick. Joey swallel. be here next week. But he's sick. Wait, David Archelanel. That's like an American Idol singer. Yeah, he is.

He's a cook. David Cook? No, David Cook was on American Idol. He won in the 2000. You know, Dave Cook is a different guy. He fucking researched. David Archellelow. How many goddamn Davids are winning American Idol?

I would know. I know I watched American Idol, brother. David Archelittle. I only know about Eric Sade. I only know about Adam Lambert, but he lost, but he still made a career better than the other person. Dude, that shows the fuck out of his way.

Adam Lambert? The sugar spice? Isis Spice. Marood 5? Sugar? What? No, that's Adam Levine. That's Adam Levine.

Adam Lambert's... Oh, Adam Lambert wore the big black boots of the goth hair in the... Yeah. Adam Lamer was that weird goth guy. Yeah. He was a weird. Hmm? Why was he weird?

Oh. Yeah, why was he? I don't know. Was he weird? Yeah, you call them weird. Me? Yeah. You know what?

It's like so... It's like so ahead. He was like ahead of the curve, brother. He was. When he's saying, what was that song he fucking sang? It was, oh my God. I was actually addicted to Adam Lambert when I was little. He's saying, he sang Cole 45.

No, no, no. Go 45 to 16. Baby, that's all we need. We go to the car, that tumble weed. When the marijuana... As the marijuana beverage, the guys are singing them dirty rap songs. Simon Cal is over there.

No! Simon Campbell's like to hear You're going to LA Simon Camel Simon Campbell You're going to LAVie This name is not Campbell Campbell

Campbell Simon Cowell it's Samuel Campbell It's Samuel Campbell Dude you know what You know what blows my mind Because you have people like You know Simon Cowell

And you got Shut the fuck up Stupid Dude Simon Cowell The bald fuck What's his name Harry Man Nell's pussy

We made, oh my, no, dude. Remember when he posted, like, the most disgusting thing ever on TikTok? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, talk about it. Like, your, a bunch of kids, what was that? I don't know. No one, no one is forgetting. Wait, but, but I don't know how they've stuck around for so long. How are they still, like, they're still like hosts.

Where in a Paul Abdul go? Paul Abdul, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell. Those are the only three people that need to be on American Idol. Not fucking Jennifer Lopez. That's some other stupid bitch. Drake. Drake wasn't on there. Nick and Ayes was on one.

Oh, Drake. Drake is performing at my prom this year. What? No, you fucking is not. He'd probably try to hit on the girls if he did. Yo, what's up, girl, how old are you?

I don't know. How does Drake talk? Drake? Yeah. My name is Drake, yeah. I'm on the Gitchat podcast right now. This new watch is worth a lot of money. I wonder what we should do. If we were to hit up, what's up, baby? What's going on?

You're saying? No, no, no. We should have an AI Drake in our podcast. Oh, my gosh. We should have a Drake in our podcast. I want to talk about AI. AI is, yeah. It's been fucked up recently.

No, I can't. It's incriminating. Oh, okay. What are you talking about? No, well, okay. So I knew, I know a friend, a friend. A friend is using AI to answer all of his questions in government. Oh, that's fine.

That's like, incriminating. It's not bad. That's how teachers grade to use AI. It actually works. I started, I started like interpulating,

interpreting. Interpreating. I remember his name. No, I've been using AI for like, for videos now. Like, there are some images I've just had

AI generated. No, you haven't. I have. You'll see. No. What are images? What in your bullshit?

I'll show you. I'll show you. I don't believe it at all. You're actually talking about. He's talking about for a funny meme, like pop it up or something. No, Sort of, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I have, yeah. There's some. But I've been using that. I've been like, it's so weird. Like, the amount of tools are available, like, feel like AI. Why would you need to use other tools when you're already the biggest one in the room? Oh, wow.

All right, SpongeBob, relax. Treat, drink, drink, drink. You know, the more we talk, the more we are susceptible to. to AI affirmation. Can you guys make an AI podcast like fully generated AI? No,

you know what my idea was? Was an AI script us an entire podcast that we'll talk about? We have fully AI topic. It'd be better than this shit that we do right now.

We don't even know what the hell we're talking about. Yes, we have so many topics. What? Really? One. We were talking about it right now. Joe Rogan had an ad.

He didn't add one time. But it wasn't him, but it was AI. And I literally, there's just alpha Oh, God. He's a creetitin on TikTok. Dude,

no, that's so evil. Makes your testes. Have you seen it? There's this guy on Twitch. He makes AI versions of streamers and they're insane. Like, I really thought it was real at first, but then it wasn't. Yeah, we can get real conspiracical in this hoe. We can get real.

Joe Biden is an AI, not a real person. You want to hear? No, there was one, well, listen, there was one speech where Joe Biden was actual AI and his eyes were like stuck in police and his body. He was like doing a speech. just like, he was doing that. He was actually doing that.

He was like, him and bubble gum. He had fit. Like the number one, the number one biggest, like, conspiracy of why we're, we're allowed to, like,

be using all these tools in the eye and stuff. It's like super scary stuff. Yeah, let's hear it. Apparently, they're like, they're thinking, they're sitting there and thinking, they're like,

all right, so we have access to all these AI tools that these guys don't. And these guys is just us, Americans. And then they're sitting there and they're like, okay, well, there's like, evidence.

And if, you know, if you find evidence online, you know, recordings or people or watching things, then therefore they could be held liable for actions that are caught in this evidence, like a video. So they released this AI and they made it really, really fucking good because the second you give all of these people access to tools like that,

that evidence is no longer, it can't hold up. It could be fake. It could be AI. And that's scary as fuck because if you think about... What are you talking about? Think about all these... Think about if you see... see or you hear, you hear a really popular person,

let's say Drake talk about something really bad. And now you're bringing that to court and you're saying, look at what Drake said. And court's like, wow, that's fucked. You're in jail. Yeah. How are you going to prove that wasn't him? How do you actually prove that wasn't him? That's the point.

They can't. Because now we have access to the tools that can do that. Yeah, I was Drake. I want to kill a bunch of people. Yeah. Oh, no. No, dude. No, you've heard it for yourself.

You heard that Joe Biden shit. It sounded real as fuck. I really thought he was talking about. The Jones is a old person. And then he gets like triple times better every month. It's kind of, I know. I know.

It came out of nowhere. Did you see what? Is it going to get even better like next month, do you think? Yes. No. Okay. So I was looking at, I was like playing around with chat GPT. We're getting real personal and shit.

Okay. And I was like, it was like Open AI. They're owned by a company called Open AI. And Open AI is the same company that also owns or operates. Dally or whatever, Dale, whatever. Yeah, Ali. Where you can, like, Dale. Dale.

Dale, AI. Yeah, Dale AI. So they own, like, I'd say maybe like, like 60% of the tools used by, like, AI. I think the voice one, too, is also open AI. But anyways, where are we going with this? I think Joe Rogget said something like controversial. I forget where we were going with this. Where did I start?

Um, sorry about it? AI. God damn it. You're using Chad GPD and getting personal with Chad GPD. You were like, I was like, I would just ask him. And also I saw a picture online. I was like the before and after, you know, it was like version one and then like full

release. It was like the fucking size. Imagine like Pluto and the earth right next to each other. Oh yeah. That was the amount of knowledge that they're based on. And the scariest thing is that that was only that they're the knowledge cutoff of what chat GPT can verify. If you ask chat GPT,

how many subscribers Mr. Beast has? He'll say, well, my data up until 2021 says 70 million. And we're looking, I'm like, looking at my monitor, I'm like,

113, interesting. Okay, so that's fake. It's like, he doesn't, the chat, GPT,

little bot doesn't have the knowledge from past 2021. And when that happens, oh my God, so much, it's going to be so much bigger. The knowledge bubble is going to like, literally like,

do dick a hedon tras. That's when we blow up and we all die. Dude, it's scary as shit. It's getting really fast. We're stopping somebody from like AIing Kim Jong-un. Like, all right, we're going to send missiles now. And then everybody starts going crazy. It's just, dude, I can't imagine what kind of things.

They're waiting on. Especially with the undermining, unreliable media that runs the fucking world where nothing is trustworthy. Who is going to believe who and what and why? It's impossible to believe anything. There's no actual solid source of anything. I just wish

Goblins and Wizards were running around the forest. I wish we were living in a time where goblas and wizards. I would be a little dwarf minion who lives in a mushroom kingdom. I wish I had to go to a pub and get my mushroom soup and a loaf of bread. And then in order to make my shekels, I'd have to go and do a quest.

You'd also go and go find the magic mushroom and give it to the Goblin King. And then you come across the Gnome Kingdom and they're all like, they're all like not friendly towards you, but then you bring them a special flower and you get on their good side. Yeah, you bring them like a goodwill, a goodwill offering and they let you in and they have a party with you.

Like it's completely unasked for it. They didn't even want it, but you knew it. You knew they like that, so you brought it anyways. And they were really impressed. Asking if they should let you stay in the world. They give you their like their best food, but it's so small since they're gnomes, and you just have to act like it's really good,

but even though it's so small you can barely enjoy it. And there's a little baby gnome looking up at you with like a plate of food. Yeah, like a little gnom. A little gnome teddy bear. There's a little gnome teddy bear in too. And then you tap on the head with your finger. Yeah, with your finger. Yeah, and then he runs off to his gnome family and they all like,

and they all smile back you and wave. You get a gnome tattoo. You get a gnome tattoo. You're one of the gnomes and they make a statue. And they're hard to you every day. But then, but then you're also friends with the gondens and everyone knows the gnomes and gals hate each other. So like you're kind of this middleman between them now.

But you actually find a way to mend them. their relationship and make them two kingdoms. And you have a statue in their shared territory thrown up of you. You are now the ruler of the free world between goblin's nose and men and Yeah, but you're not even a ruler. You're an equal among them.

And then an evil goblin makes an AI version of you. Spreads propaganda. No, no. No. No. There's no. There's no. AI in this fantasy world. And then the world gets ruined. A big fentanyl, a big fidtinal rock falls on the kingdom. A god would start taking fidtno and they get

really big and strong. No, not fentanyl. What was I about to say? God damn, you always have you, like, having to have thrown off my train of goddamn thought. Oh, and then the book closes in the old. Speaking of drains, Ohio had a train that derailed.

Shut up, shut up. And they blew up in the chemicals. Deer are dying, fish are dying, animals are dying, people are getting liver-tacer. Like, gray. It's weird. And the UFOs every other goddamn day of the week. China's tried to kill us with balloons and lasers in Hawaii.

But they say it's not them. China says it's not them with the balloons. Is this okay, how are we going to believe them? I don't know. Okay, my question is, how do we let it get all the way to South Carolina? That's kind of crazy. Where did it come from? It's from Canada.

We don't know the trajectory of the degree. It came from Canada. It's useless when it comes to stuff that has to do with, like, international affair. If they have to shoot down anything, they would just die. They could do it. They have to use, like, slingshots and dirt rocks. Like, they don't die on their horse and their musket. They only do is smoke a bowl and and play hockey and then eat, like, like,

Tim Horton. That's so chill, though. Canada's perfect. Let's go to Timmy's. Let's go to Timmy's. Who's Timmy? He's balloon. You leave Canada out of this.

They look up at the balloon. Oh, which is all the instrument? You know what? They have, they have Vernors soda, and it is better than ginger ale and spray combined. Okay, that's two of the eight grand sodas we have. We have grand, we have that grand, that grand soda. They don't have Mountain Lightning or Dr. Bob. They have Mountain Chowton.

We have Mountain Shout. I love Mountain Shatton. My son sounds fucking awesome. Dr. Shasta. Can you imagine? Okay, so if all of this information and all these tools and AI is available to us, what does the government have access to that we don't know about? No, exactly, because that's how it was with drones and stuff too.

They had stuff away before. Do we did? Polygraphs. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. A.I. Presidency. Joe Biden was never real. He was AI all along.

Quantum. There is. Artificial quantum intelligence. Listen, you know what they, do you know what happened with FDR in the 19th? He was in the 1330s, 40s. Franklin D. What happened? He had polio and the president could not stand.

It was his wife running the whole thing. Everybody believed their president was strong and that he could stand and there was nothing wrong with him. He was disabled as shit. And he couldn't stand up. He couldn't stand. He couldn't stand. Yeah, he'd get passionate. And they hate it from the whole of the country because he did fireside chats and like stuff like that.

And I'm pretty sure they like super glued his tendons together so he could stand up behind it. He did do fireside chats. That's like the first like. Start of radio. That's like the first Wholesome streamer The company Yeah

That's like On the radio FDR comes on He invented just chatting He's so cool He was just chatting He was just chatting But way back before

That was a thing That's hype Honestly That's really nice He's my favorite He had a dog Wait who's the president During the dust bowl

That didn't do anything Everybody hated Oh Hoover Hoover yeah Was it Hoover? It sounds like a fucking

Fort Nightigation It was Hoover Because of Hoover Fills and stuff. Yeah, Hooverville. I remember you had to do a little, like, paper on it. Like a little, like, fill in the blank about it.

People were making houses out of, like, scraps. Much of already. Yeah, like, newspaper, and they call them Hoovervilles because, like, he didn't do anything. I would live in Hooverville. I'll be real. I would kill myself. I had to live in Cooperville. I would live in Axelville and Hooverville.

Axel and Hooverville. Axel and Hooverville. 24 frames of Bill. Impressoville. Impresotown. Imagine. Imagine living in the, in the roaring 20s. And then right after going through the Great Depression like that,

they're like of all the time. You're like at your peak, out of your absolute peak and just rock bottom. Yeah, that's why everyone like killed themselves. People, people that lived from 1900 to 2000, like literally saw God. Like they actually saw everything ever. Like they saw everything. I think, literally everything. World War I, World War II, the internet.

The invention of cars and. planes. Imagine, okay, wait, imagine, imagine being born, the computer. Being born, like, 10 or 15 years before, like, you're fully conscious by the time World War II came, and then you get to live through,

like, World War II, and then, like, cars getting insane, and then the technology, and now we have, like, OLED TVs and shit. Wait, can I tell you something? O-Let TVs. Betty White was alive before sliced bread. That's, like, not... Betty White's fucking past. She's not alive anymore.

Betty White was alive? No, I don't know. Plus bread has been alive since forever. 1928, that's 1526. Look it up, idiot. Guess who's still alive, slice bread. Slice bread one. He's saying that she's older than...

She's older than slice bread has been around since the dawn of time. No, it has it. Why would slice bread just be invented in 1920s? Nobody was slicing bread in the late 80s like this? Yes, they were. No, they did. They were. They were.

They were. They were. The little village boys, the little college boys who worked for pennies a day, Hold on. It was first. They're sold. You think the kings and queens of... Hey.

When was sliced bread invented, 1928. You think the kings and queens of England were breaking it with... No, they were not. That is very savage. That is far too savage. Have you seen the movie? Have you seen the movies?

Like, they should be taking... Jesus broke bread with his... Yes. Yes. But sliced bread... There's no chance. Slice bread was coined in... Jesus was staffing up the disciples.

Yes, it was. No, we've had cutleries for far longer than that. When was... When was the phone invented? For many centuries, bread did not resemble the perfect uniform slices you might find in your pantry to do. 1876. They were ripping apart. They were psychopaths. Okay, all this talk about Betty White makes me at the pee.

I got to go pee. A fun talking about. When was Betty White invented? I think she squirt her. She was a squirder. She was cream. Betty White was cream team. Shut up.

She's probably like drooped. Literally drooped everywhere. She was squirt squad. She was literally squirt squad. Betty White was a saint. Leave her. She was a saint and on cream team. She was a saint.

5'4, nothing but Squarterville. Like, that's all she was. She was the Super Soaker. She was the 5 foot four super stoker. Betty White was born in 1922. She's way older the bread. She was in first grade when bread came out. Yeah, she was in.

Oh, my God. That's crazy. She probably made it. She probably made bread. She definitely, she saw bread being sliced, and she also saw, like, hover cards. She saw Abraham Lincoln get assassinated. She saw the first hover car. She saw the first hover car.

No, I can't imagine. I literally can't imagine. Like being around when the first hover car was there. Like you're still normalized today. Dude. Imagine seeing that for the first time. Like, like,

like, all right. Just flying around. The same gap from Abraham Lincoln being born to Betty White being born is almost the same as Betty White being born to now. To now. Yeah, that's, she was like 117 years old. Abraham Lincoln was alive when Cleopatra like died. Like the second.

Wait, we can talk about the queen. How many presidents did the queen meet? The queen of England. I think she killed all of her and took their life. force. She actually killed them all and injected it into her blood.

Oh, I forgot she died. That's kind of insane. Okay. She was 124, grunk. I just unplugged my headphones. Grunk.

Wait, did you guys see that a hundred and ninety-eight-year-old monk that ate at Taki and turned it to dust? No, he didn't eat the Taki yet. We were just hypoeth we were thinking about what it'd be like if we fed him a tachian.

That'd be cool. He took it, he like took a bite out of it and his skin fell off. I think he'd just rivel off like this. We did this hair. We did this hair. and Sprite and it'll just turn it to bone.

He's like, oh! No, he didn't even scream. He didn't even care because all this is just like a wrong good he knows. He's just an agreed to put away. A bag of skate just immediately goes. We feed him Sprite. We give him like one sip and he's like, in the dust he's gone.

All his clothes are like folded perfectly. He looked up the clothes and there's a little puddle of Sprite. Thank you. Thank you for yourself. The clouds in the sky say thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was the oldest monk alive.

What if he listed to Playboy Cardi with headphones on like one time? Oh my God. His brain would melt and turn to slime. He gets up and he's like, dude. We've got a gift, guys. Chick-fil-A-s sandwich meal. Chick-foy sandwich.

Chick-fil-A-s sandwich. How about it drive me there after the podcast? I was getting chick-file. Sorry. I was getting cheek-fil-A today. And the lady was like, she was like, what's your name? And then I said, I said my name. She's like, you know, I knew that, but I didn't want to assume.

And I was like, what? What did that bitch say? Because I got, like, after every shift. But I've only had her, like, once. Maybe she likes you. She's usually good. Like you. Wait, how old is she?

She said, what's your name? How old is she? I hate my age. She ancient? Yeah, grunk. Yeah, gross. Yeah. Wait, she works at Chick-fil-A?

Yeah. She might hate gay people, so I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. A good country bumpkin. Christ-loving, fearing, God-fearing girl. With that old grunk. Get someone get me a god-fearing girl from my boy grunk.

Lord's chicken. Lord's chicken. What the fuck? fuck? I feel no God. I fear him. I'm fucking terrified of God. I don't know about y'all. You are. That's why you're scared of everything. Man, shut the fuck up. You can't even that's too. Yes, I can. Your uncle, what you're saying? I was saying, should I get political real quick or no? Oh, oh. Here we go. All right. The 18 year old is going to get political. Let's see. All right. Why attribute

all your achievements to God? You got those achievements. When it was just you got those achievements? Yeah, you worked for those. But you say it was all guys. Yeah, well, here, here. I grew up in a Christian household, so I know the perfect answer. Okay, yeah, answer.

Because God has allowed you to have the ability to do those achievements. That's the Christian answer. That's what they would say. God. Okay, here's the agnostic answer. Here's an agnostic answer. Agnostic answer would be. What was the question again, Your Honor?

I remember it should be all your achievements. I could choose the priority. Maybe they felt empowered. Maybe they felt empowered enough. What the fuck are you guys? I'm ordering my God. I'm not talking about it. Let me like.

Yeah. Oh, no. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. The boy is a bum to me. That boy is a bit of the back, right. Okay. Ice spice is better than God. I'll say.

Hey, no, no. Oh, hell. No, no. Dude, I saw a video of Ice Spice. Like, she was, like, doing at a party. She was performing at a party. Like, there's no stage or anything. She just walked in with a mic and there are speakers.

And she got, like, rushed by the crowd, like, pushed against the wall. Like, like, that's scary. She's blowing up, like, crazy. Why is she? What is happening? Plants. Because she's, like, she's... She slays, okay?

Yeah, she does slay. She slays in, and she's, like, she's, like, perfect for this era. She's literally like She just fit the image She's just perfect Honestly I like She kind of gives me Bumpin'n to me

He is a bum to me He is a bum to me The boys are You like you're like a girl I like Listen listen I like that kind of music All right

Yeah and I just think I do It's surprising to me I'll listen to anything But like late at nights I'll throw on my little playlist My Lana Del Rey My Lina del Rey

My Lange Your Girl Boss playlist But then when I work out I listen to his table music. Dude, Nick was playing like his

Discover Weekly in the car when he was dropping me off at the airport last time. It's just embarrassing.

It's like, it's like dark, dark trap like, it all sounds the same. It sounds like the same beats.

The same, the same bar is the same sound. Yeah, sorry, he's not even here to defend himself.

He'd be like, dude, grunk, you listen to just the most bisexual music. Sorry I'm a guy. Sorry I'm a man.

Doesn't Nick like NF? No. I already likes Eminem and NF. I don't think anyone likes NF. No fucking talent. Yeah, I hate who that is. He's like E, bro. He's like Eminem if he wanted to do something cool.

He's a Christian Eminem. Christian Eminem. Oh, is he really Christian? He always talks about like how he was poor, but now he has a mansion. I don't know shit. I really don't care, dude. Yeah, that's what NF does. I think every single rapper does that.

Yeah. That's like method. Method, yeah. That's method, yeah. Rap about stuff that you don't have until you get it. Yeah, rap cap cap, rap cap, I cap, rap, I cap, rap, I rap cap, I cap cap. So they rap about killing people until it's real? No, enough to much.

That's what you don't do, did. That's so dumb how, like, rappers are always, like, acting hard, even though, like, you ain't hard, bro. You wear jewelry and skinny jeans, bro. I don't even know what I'm talking about. There's actually a controversy in the NBA recently where Java Ray it, he plays for the Memphis Grizzlies, was acting like super hard.

I don't remember what his quote was or what he said, but he was acting like a thug. And the whole league was like, you are in the NBA with a $200 million contract, bro. You ain't a thug. Like, I'm trying to act hard. And he was getting bullied. Aw.

Honestly, he deserved it, though. If you make over like 100 mil, Yeah, come on. That's fucked, first of all. But also, talking about, like, because I know the Super Bowl was just a couple days ago. That's super dope. More like.

You see the guy crying at the National Anthem was the best one. I think they've ever done ever. I've never even heard it. It was so good. Who was that? I don't know. Some guy. I don't even know his name.

I don't remember even hearing the National Anthem. I will listen to it after. It was good, though. Okay. He didn't, like, overdo it like every other celebrity does it. I think that's, like, annoying. Yeah, the entire. Chief's team is

speculated to have been using performance enhancing drugs. They're in actual big doo-doo. Like, the second half watching the D-line just fuck some shit up, dude. They got way stronger during half-time. Dude, what's up?

Before halftime, Patrick Mahomes hurt his ankle. How did people, like... Hmm? Oh, shoot. What was they gonna say? Oh, he's feeding his pants. Law de-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-l-d-d-d-l-d-d-d-l-d-d-l-d-l-d-l-d-l-d-d-l-chid-d-d-l-l-chid-music in your brain?

Let's just go back. Let's go back. Let's go back. Let's go to the Chief's performance-enhancing drugs, Patrick Mahomes, running out on his ankle D-line, got way stronger. How did people, like, not... Like, why did they do that? Like, how do they think that people, how did they think people wouldn't notice things like that? What?

If they did performance hands-in enhancing jobs? I don't think they did, did they? Did they? They don't get tested during the games. Well, yeah, but like. There were speculations. I'm not saying every single person. If there's like an obvious player change, then how wouldn't they notice?

That's why they check. Not everyone who watches the Super Bowl is a football fan. And I learned that a while ago. I, for one, am not a football fan. I don't give a football fan. I don't give a football. We went and watched the Super Bowl and me and I was the only football game. I watched all season.

Me and I were the only ones who were watched the game. Everybody else was dicking around. I mean, they were having a good time, which was fine. But it was like a little Super Bowl get together and two people watched the game out of like 12. What was that? I got to get chocolate milk, dude. He spilled all his milk?

He's 80 years old. But it was like silent. Yeah, no, I enjoyed watching the game. But I don't enjoy... It's not a glass, yummy. It's my adult serving. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

The picks that Yomi did for my, because I got draft kings right before the game. And if I had a fucking phone, if I had a phone or if I had a computer, I would have just done it on stake. I would have won like five grand for the fucking coin toss. I would have gotten so much money. But instead I lost all like,

dude, what is drag kicks? That shit is ass. Dude, you pick a fantasy team. How? How? How?

How like, Bichico was on my team. He was running like 45 billion yards of fucking play. but I still lost all my money? Die! We had... Why are we allowed to do that but not slots on Twitch?

Like, that's kind of insane. There's a lot of... It's by yourself. Gambling is very weird. Yeah, gambling is really weird. Because like draft kings... No one looks at draft kings. It's your own thing.

No one looks at draft kings have been like, oh, wow, I'm so stimulated by watching that. Yeah. That's just your fault if you lose and you're just an idiot. You go to Florida. You go to Florida, you can't... You can't gamble. you get on a cruise ship like 20 feet away

and then you're like free to go to the casino and just start pulling every fucking lever in the building. Pretty much. Mm-hmm. And you get all these flashing lights and colors got out of your like, like,

brink, right. And then you went to make it's like, and everyone comes around you and then you get bodyguards that walk around with you? What? What?

He's burping or something. I don't know. No, then you get body guards. You get bodyguards if you win enough money. Dude, when I was, you're doing this all you around.

But that's actually just the house keeping an eye on you. I was 17. I went to a casino and on a cruise ship and they, every day, right? Every day before I went to the casino, I slipped my hair back like this with a gel and a cold. And it made me look older and they never asked the ID me.

Oh, yeah, the last day of the cruise. Did I talk about this on a podcast? I like, I like didn't put it, I did not put it back up. I just had it down like this. Immediately when I sit down to the table,

they like kicked me out because they were like, they asked for my ID. So I guess like the hair thing, dude makes it's all about guidance and visual appearance. No. So if you're listening to this podcast near 13, so your hair dock and go gamble. Damn.

I would have to actually, like, do it with jealous shit. I got a poopie. Which I don't want to do because I don't like the way it looks. Okay. Sorry. Makes me look like I work at a bank. Aw. You work at a bank?

Hey, can I make a deposit for 40 poker chips? I'm going to deposit these nuts in your mouth. I withdraw that semen from your dick. Come here, boy. And then I with... You guys are. freak shows. Can't blur that.

Oh man. Cam, don't blur that. Blur my sex, please, Cam. Do my arms look big? Yeah, you look like a giant monster. Yeah, you look like a beast titan. Speaking of beast titans, I've missed to the gym in two days,

and I want to go tomorrow. You went to the gym yesterday. No, I didn't. I didn't start going to the gym, man. Yeah, I need to get you in. Dude, I pushed it. You're any? What?

Hello? Hello. Flex it. Great. This is eight months of gym progress. You've been taking HGH and testosterone. And Trin. Eight months.

And yeah. Where the fuck is it? One. And boom, creatine. There it is. Holy crap. Is that actually eight months of gym?

No. Oh. That's like two days of drinking chocolate milk. Yeah. Look at that thing. I like, on mom posted a picture of us too when I saw her on Christmas. And like, there was random, like, family members that were like,

dang, Blake looks huge. She works out. I'm like, dude, I'm fucking mad. I do not work out. I'm not going. If I sip one more, kill me on the spot. I got a gun. I'm going to shoot you in the head.

No, after this. No more now. Yeah, after that one. Are you addicted? The chocolate milk looks insane. Like high quality. What is the brand? He's gone.

It's probably like a local farm. It's a local farm. 100% is a local farm. I remember. I remember when my mom would post pictures of me and I was like 280 pounds. And I was like just like a blarb. I was like a blarb. I was like a blarb.

I hate it. I was like a blarba fat and my uncles and like, I need his workout plan. And I was like, shut up, shut up.

Shut up. I need a head workout plan. I could have to do one push-up. I was just, I'm lucky. Like, surprisingly, like a lot of my weight

has gone to my legs, which I know it's like hard. Some guys get, like, like, can get meat in their fucking legs. I don't know why I have I have so much meat in my legs.

I got a big old ass. Oh, they can get, you can get meat in your legs. The muscle is another thing. Caves are... Really? All you got to do is squat.

All you got to do is squat. That's it. So we just... You stand up and sit down three times. Caves vary for everybody. You cannot build calves. So you're telling me you can get a shit ton of meat in your calves. Yes.

And then you work out your calves. It won't get better. My dad's friends... My dad's friends, calves look like butts. Have you seen mine? They do look like bars. Yes, I think I've seen years. I rolled out of the room with these things.

Dude, I didn't work them out. Actually, yes. I did. Yeah, you know why? Because your dad was a beast titan and now you are. There's that and the fact that I remember I heard talked about this on a podcast, but I'm saying it again because it's funny as fuck. I remember watching

fucking Narnia. The Lion of the Witch and the wardrobe and Tomniss was like the coolest guy. He always stood on his fucking toes because he was a he was like a goat, half goat guy. And that's what I started doing. And I walked around the house like that. And also I had like sensory issues. I couldn't get no crumbs on my feet and shit.

So then I just had like, I was always doing cap workouts for like half of my life without knowing it. It was like real. You have a hazing your cats. Wait, yeah. I gave my stuff. You were that kid who walked.

I used to be, I used to be afraid to sit down on the toilet seat. Like, so I'd hover. I'd hover. What? That's a little bit different than my story. No, I would do, I would do like walls, not wallstice. I'd literally just squat over the toilet. I don't feel.

I'd have to stick their hand over. There's this, there's this one, there's this one trailer on Disney for like this movie or something. And there is this about this owl in a porta potty. and the owl came out of the porta potty and that freaked me out to my core for some reason. I saw any of a snake

come out of a toilet. I was scared if I sat down on the toilet and go and grab me and I watched our from Australia and they flushed a toilet and the world's biggest spider

was like that's what I was going to say running on the thing and then he got flushed. That was scary. And I've also seen no, I was going to say

I used to actually flush the toilet before I would use it and then you use it And then flush it again. So scared of that. Yeah, I remember in Florida there are pictures of like snakeheads at the bottom of a toilet. Yeah, that's so weird. There's also like frogs there too.

How does that happen? I don't know. Do you remember the fuzzy, the fuzzy toilet seats? Like, they were furry. Dude, that was like, gross shit. I don't know why people did that because there is, that's dirty. That is so goddamn bad. Do you ever thought of that is such a fool?

There's poop on that toilet seat. It was an early, like, 2000s trend. It was really popular. We had it when I was a kid. I had one, yeah. I didn't get to have them. I didn't get that luxury. Thank Christ I didn't because I was not a straight shooter.

And I was also not the type type. Dude, no, so it's not even our fault. Like, sometimes. It just happens. It just happens sometimes. Grunk? Huh? Like, you go to pee and it just does not go the way you want to go.

Do you know why, grunk? Yes, I know why. Morning wood, pre-comb boner. That's not what I was going to say Cam, can we blur that one? Cam, don't play that. I'm just speaking of truth. Blur, it's fine game.

That's what happens when you can't. I'm still expecting that booger on the string. If you're still listening, do it right now, too. Don't give it more hints. All right. Oh, did you guys watch my YouTube video? No.

Yeah, I was there during the program, buddy. Is it awful? You like it? No, it's like. It's like, I don't know. It's like super hyper and funny. I feel like, like, Like, I don't know how I feel about it.

It's stupid. It's the stupidest thing I've ever made as fine. It's like, it's funny. But I do agree. I do. Dude, I know it's like to make something so dog shit that you're like, this fucking sucks.

But you gotta remember, you're like starting out. Dude, my literally, I would never, if I could go back in a race my first, like two years of video making, I would.

They were so bad. Raced. Mine were awful. They were really, really bad. I mean, I like, I like having them.

I keep around for sentimental, but I'll never, ever show anybody that ever. I'm sorry, guys. It's bad. I went to look up grunk. I went to look up grunk. I just typed in the grunk.

The grunk chat, pod grunk. The grunk. The grunk sounds like an SDD. I got the grunk. I got the grunk in me. Clap. My dicks would burn it. I got the grunk.

Yeah, I got grunk. Ew, you're yucky. He just drank an empty water bottle. Yeah, what are he doing that for? I went to go for some. Only on podcast, bro. I went to go for somebody. I didn't have any.

Where are you saying to me, T? I don't know, man. Dude, we are running out of water cases, actually. We got to do another shipment. Yeah, there's not that much. There might be like 15 left. Dude, that's like, 930 water bottles. We're going to be okay.

I drink like one a week. Why don't you just refill some? I think I drink three a week. We need another shipment. We need another shipment. I have, I drink my one gallon monster. No, we need a shipment. You fill up your big fucking jug because you're drinking like three.

energy drinks a day. One gallon a monster will kill you. That'll kill you. One gallon of monster will kill you. This gaming teenager drank 15 gallons of monster. This is what happened to his stomach. This is what happens. It shows like a big hole in his heart.

I'm an NFL football player and I drink energy drinks before him. Pre-work, yeah, but for a game. And my heart stops. How many fluid ounces are in a gallon? Okay. $300,000. $1,000. $1.28.

$1.1.1. One gallon of monster, actually. Hold on. You got to do some math here. One gallon of, I like my animals. How about one gallon of, One gallon of gamer stuff, Code Group, hit to set off. To defend drinking one gallon of monster day.

No, I'm not. I'm just trying to see how much it would be. Oh, yeah, eight monsters. That's not healthy. There's eight monsters a day. Sometimes you drink like pre-workout as soon as you wake up and you don't work out. Me? Isaac does that.

What the fuck are you talking about? C-4. C-4. Yes. Dude, C-4 is not pre-workout of me. I'm going to the boys. I don't get a fucking anything. It's not pre-workout to me. You're at an organ.

It is pre-workout. If there's beta-alene and creatine and 200 milligrams of caffeine, it is pre-workout. I don't know where my C-4 is that I drink. 200 millionaires of creatine. Dude, that's too much. That's too much creatine. Very workout, dude.

I don't know. I've been, I think we're like underdosing hard, Tanner. What do you mean? You're like, I was just on TikTok. I was just on TikTok and this random, like, muscle mommy popped up. And she was like, this is what I do to get ready for the gym. And it was like 500 milligrams of caffeine. That is not good.

That is not good. That's not even creatine though. As like a person to tell people what not to do. That's not even creatine though, yeah. Wouldn't the buff mommy need a lot more supplements than you guys would, though? Also, the only thing is with creatine is there's a loading phase. That's why you think you're underloading. But once you're done with the loading phase, you only take one scoop a day after a meal and a workout.

Yeah, the loading phase is like two or three scoops a day for like a week. Yeah, it is. I never even did the loading phase. I would just take a scoop after a workout and after a meal and they would replenish my ATP molecules. Yeah, I think I might have to load again because I stopped doing it for like months. What are you loading?

These nuts into your mouth? It's getting, it's like getting your body accustomed to like the supplements and stuff. Stop. Take some nuts for you. Take some nuts for you. Take some nuts for you. Creatine, yummy.

Creatine. Creatine? What is preatine? Is that like a protein? It's like, okay, let me, explain. It's like a dinosaur type. Shut up the fuck you're talking about. Shut up.

Cretine is a molecule. Cretine is a compound that replenishes ATP molecules and ATP molecules are in your muscles. No, no, no, no. No, ATP is a power of vitamins. That makes it. When you do a rep and a lift, the ATP molecules burst and it gives you

energy. And when you keep working out, it releases those, you deplete them. You don't have any more. I heard that when you grow a muscle, you rip your muscle and it rips. Yes. It rips and it. You rip it replenish. Rip replenish. Rip replenish. It's like a beautiful...

It's like a hymen. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm scared to go work out because I'm scared to go work out because I'll get sore and then I have to go to work and I'm sore at work. I would have my bicep hymen. Okay, wait, hold on, wait. First off, first off, first off, first off, first off, first off, first off, first off,

the whole creativity thing, yes, and also it can help, uh, it, like puts a lot of moisture into your muscles and makes you look really fucking water. Also, also, what's about being sore? You're going to do it once and it's going to get really bad and you're going to hurt, but after that, every single time you go for, like, next month, it'll be fun. That's why I feel sore. You do not feel sore. You don't feel sore anymore, though.

Yeah, let's say we have scenario one and scenario two. Very important, okay? Okay. Scenario one, only eats natural home-cooked meals that he does himself, very healthy. He follows a strict diet and drinks water. No supplements. He does take vitamins. No workout supplements.

No pre-workout, no pre-heteen, none of that shit. Other guy does pretty much the same thing, but he's also taking all the supplements. Whose health is better? The first guy The guy who doesn't The natural guy who doesn't do anything Yeah listen Pre-workout is not

I mean it's just to make your job easier That's all it does It doesn't Can I say a big statement? Yeah I think everybody on the planet Should be taking creatine Because not only it helps your muscles

It helps with your brain function The livers and heart Really? Yes it does It isn't Even if you don't work out Even if you don't work out People just take curating

Just for their brain functions And like everything The thing is You need to drink so much water if you take creatine. That's the thing. Yeah. If you're like,

because of drinking a lot of water, do not take creatine. It's because of water retention. You will, it's just like, it's not good to have creatine sit in your liver. Oh, I just imagine it's like chalk.

Yeah. It looks and is built like chalk. It's like crystallizes. It crystallizes. It is such a small fucking grain of, of supplement. I've never seen anything like it. It's like it's so tiny and so fine.

It's like powdered sugar, sifted and then sifted again and then made smaller. So everybody drink creatine, everybody drink water. Everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to be real fine. Everything's going to be real good. And you're just going to look good.

You're just going to look sexy. Yeah, yeah, you will. It'll look real hot. You'll start glowing and you'll be shiny and hot. No. There's another thing you should drink. What? Beer.

Give me a beer. Get me a beer. Get me a beer. I need a beer. Go to get a free cup with your tub purchase. We wrap this up. tub purchase. Oh, I mean, I don't know.

We're like all the time. You just got an edit. You're a busy bee right now, is it? I'm pretty, I don't got a... No, I want to watch Blue Lock. Oh, Blue Lock? Okay, we can talk about that. Good.

Wait, Blue Lock is the better than chains on that. Is it good? I like it, dude. I'm not a big anime guy. Yeah, I'll talk about it. Listen, Blue Lock is honestly... Can I say something? Yeah.

I'm sorry. It's okay, buddy. Go ahead. I forgive. The execute. I've never seen the execution. of something, so far exceed the concept, beyond anything

like imaginable. Yeah, 100%. And I believe that's the same concept. Is it done? No, and that's what sucks. But, yummy, the next two episodes are the last ones we're going to watch for like a week. They're really good. They're really fucking good. I just, I know.

But anyways, dude, the fucking, like, I heard about haiku and I was like, yeah, that's like the stupidest shit I've ever seen. That's like a sport. You're playing volleyball. How good is it? Yeah, sports on me. I never touched it. I never touched it.

They're playing soccer in this fucking anime. anime hair. Yeah, they just play soccer. Oh, Blue Lock is that? Yeah. I thought Blue Lock was different. No, okay, wait, Grunk. Imagine, you know, like, you've seen, like, the evil fucking blue eyes and, like,

the guy with the hair. Yeah, that's what it's... I've seen, I've seen Blue Lock stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Blue Lock is literally the best anime of all time. And I remember, I remember in the World Cup, they're like, they did Blue Lock play!

Yeah, that's like, okay. That was cringed as far. I don't know. Well, that's... The execution is very impressive because they have such a small. thing to work with. Yeah, it's soccer. Yeah, it's soccer.

Like, I don't get to talk about soccer. They need a premise. They need like anything just to work on it. Is it just the game? Is it just the sport or is there like them in the locker's in their normal lives? It's like the hunter exams but for an entire show. Yeah. Interesting.

And you have to get. Do they have superpowers? That's the thing. They don't. They don't. They don't. They don't. They like skills.

Kind of, kind of. They have crazy skills. All they have is like, and I felt like I felt like pumped before a game or during a game and she like that. But they make it look so much. different. One person can run like 80 miles per hour. That's like the only super power. But it's not even super power. It's just they can run really fast. 80 miles an hour. No, he's exaggerating. They're very fast. Yeah, they're fast. But yeah, no. I was thinking I'm rewatching, I was, I was thinking of rewatching, I was thinking of rewatching, I've seen it. I've heard of, I've never in my life seen it.

It's actually, I know it's good and I want to watch me. I don't know why there's like, everyone's like skip season one, skip season one. No. Skip that is weird. Isn't that sure weird? It's kind of weird. It's a very different and unique art style and everything. What is it about? It's impossible to explain it. It's like these people, they have these, like, they're called stands, and it's basically

like their superpowers. I'm done explaining because that's cringe. That's as far as it goes. That's the most basic explanation ever. Okay. Yeah, but I don't want to get embarrassed anymore. It's about, it's about this guy, his name is Joseph, and he goes by, Jojo and he goes on a really, really bizarre adventure.

Yeah, tell him about it. Tell him about it. And it's, all right, that's it. No more. No more. No more. Have you heard the, um, the like, the world? No, I have not heard of that. And apparently it's bad. I love how I said, let me stop explaining so I don't embarrass myself anymore. No, stop explaining. Like that's crazy. He's just like, oh, what's it the guy? I was back in the big fucking amber. Something about the heavens? I haven't seen the show.

I don't think of it. Eyes of Heaven. All right, Grong, let me hear your best eyes of, eyes of heaven. Impression. Hey, I'll listen.

I'll do it. Can I do it? Do it. Give me your best. Mm-hmm. Oh, I can't. Come on, do it. I can't.

You're the man. I can't. What do I gain from this? You can I do it? Can I do it? Can I do it? Can I do. It's going to, hey.

Oh. I don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't know what it is.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Wait, I want to do it. I never heard. I want to try and guess what it is. Okay. I guess it.

Type one in the comments if I should do it right now. Okay. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's do it next time. No, no, do it this time. Right now, right now with this schoolup is crazy. That sucked.

Yeah, what was that? What was that? I was too fast. You got to do it passionately here. Eyes in my heaven. I don't know what they say. I don't know what they say. I don't know what they say.

I know what they say. Eyes of heaven. Oh, you're loving. What if I scratched my head and like, you just saw Keep that in, we want to edit it out Oh, we're pushing 1-10 here, gentlemen. I think we can call here. But yeah, eyes of heaven and go-joujos?

Oh. Eyes of heaven. No group. Adventure, yeah. And it actually has a really good soundtrack, like, unironically. It's really good. Yeah. Burr-da-d-d-d-d-d-r-bran-r-n-r-n---.

No, you know that. 90% of the songs are here in like an MLMMM smash bros compilation montage and in the nutshell videos are from Jojo's Bazaar adventure anyways guys thank you guys so much for joining the four of us this evening thank you for group chat podcast episode 44 this is our first episode of me fair drunk Isaac yeah we've never been missing yeah we've never been missing for some reason in my head for some reason in my head this is like a weird weird quart the quartet It is a good dynamic

I think I like it It's a fun one Yeah Let's not have a chill Hangout session Let's bench Let's bench soft willy

Yeah He doesn't have to do it anymore Yeah I don't think he wants to anyways How about Larry and Nick Start their own podcast And they can be with us

Oh yeah I fucking hate the group chat Call it Call it to the two The normal message The normal The normal The DM

Yeah the DM There you go The DM But yeah Thank you guys for coming We will see you next week. Maybe with a special guest, maybe not. We'll see where I'm working on the whole, that whole thing.

But regardless, thank you guys. Grab on to my head. Don't know, guys. There's still time to escape. We'll see you next week. Lots of stuff planning. Really cool video, peel box. Awesome.

Really cool. We'll see you guys in the next one. Let's bro fist it out. Ma. Man, man.