The Group Chat - #45 - GRIZZY JOINS THE GROUP!!

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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Hello, ladies gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast. Don't put a booger on the screen. Episode 43 or Sean Ball Boop. Today we have a special guest. His name is Grizzie or you might know him as Grizzie TV or Grizzly or Grizzly live or Grizzi.com. He's the most famous YouTuber in Austin, Texas, and we love him.

And he's our guest. OnlyPans.com slash Grizzie. Yes. Only Pizzy. What's your full legal name? I'm not saying that. Where do you live? Where do you live?

Chadress. Y'all know it actually. I have all this information. My name is Timothy Birkenstock. Oh. You made Birkenstocks? Why did you say that? Oh, my God.

Timothy loves to watch them. Show them your black burnt in foot. Burk and Stalk. They're scorch. They're downstairs. They're downstairs. Should I go get them? I'll run down.

I've only ever seen Tanner wear one pair of shoes. What's that? Which one is it? It's your Reeboks. Rebox. Okay. I only wear my yeast. There's like,

yeah, the gym's the only time I'll look at your feet, though. Yeah. Oh, the gym? At the gym, he wears the white Reeboks with the red diamond thing on it. That's the only time I ever see it. Those are the squads shoes. Oh. Yep.

Those are the squat shoes. The Delta Airlines. The Delta Airlines. We're missing. We're missing grunk today. Grunk actually had a, what, second time's ever missed it ever? He's off. He's gone.

He's gone. Grunk got grounded, actually. And whose fault is that? Yours? I don't actually know. It was just a question. No idea. Grunk had to go to bed because he had to wake up for school.

He got grounded. But before he went to bed, he had a nice big glass of Gamer subs. Grzy? He said it. Grzy? If you want to sleep over, you better say it. Griszy say it. Use code group for 10% off.

Wrong way. Wrong way, Larry. There you go. It doesn't matter. He's going to re-edit the whole thing. Yeah. His hand is like comically large. There's a booger on there.

Hey, use code. Yeah. Use code poop. Use code poop. Use code for 10% off. All. 10% off.

Okay. Whole thing. Okay. I have a family. What's the company name? Game or subs. There you. Thank you.

Thank you. There you go. Ready? Ready? There we go. Oh, fuck. Major shout of gamer subs. We just had a great dinner with it.

It was a load of a dummy. A lot of dummy. I only said it because they gave me free steak. Yeah. We had a very good dinner. It was awesome. And basically, Mr. Gamer steps himself was like, you guys are absolutely crushing it. He'd say that in like every episode.

I know. We're absolutely crushing it and killing it. Man, we got making it up. We're not talking to anybody at all. We killed him and we just only used to like L. We were at Jays and we didn't even like go anywhere nice at all. We just hung out. We just went with crazy to grab some food.

It's Applebee. Just lie, yes. No, I movies goes hard. Gabriel's subs really, they have a lot in store for us. There's a lot of cool things. Some awesome stuff happened today. I'm super excited about, yeah. I'm excited.

And I'm very excited. Oh, I got all the information. All of it. Oh, everyone is this? Go ahead, take the liberty and DM Grizzie on every social media. No. And beg him to know what we could possibly have in store. Don't do that, damn.

Only he will tell you, so go DM around now. So you not do that. go to Grizzy's Twitch and wait for him to go live and then donate. Donate when he's live, if you donate, he will tell you. I heard if you give Grizzie five stops, he'll do follow for follow. Yeah. None of this is true. He'll give you advice on YouTube.

He'll personally. And he gives you his address and you have a sleeper with buffer. Actually, I can't do that. He lives down the street for me. That's a two-for-one. Twenty-two. He makes a beep for you as well. He has one in.

Mix a beat for you. All it takes is one person leaking our shit, and we're all screwed. Yeah, one docks, and it's like eight birds, one stuff. Actually, we live on the same street as Grizzie, and so does every other YouTuber in Austin, Texas. Yeah, it was a good one. My house, Yomi's house, Grizzies house, Larry's house, Nick's house. It's actually just one big cold-de-sack. It'd be fun, though.

It's like Ed and Nettie. We walk out in our underwear every single month. morning just to talk analytics. We're on the news. That was an original plans and shit. I don't know

live in front of each other. Or we were supposed to like live Oh yeah. When we were first eating at houses. Two houses. It's supposed to be like house wars. Yeah. I realized very quickly we would have been like

we're just recording. We would have never done that. That would have been the worst idea. That would have been really fun. Yeah. We could have like a war like on the Yeah. Like a T-shirt.

Like Airsoft war. Yeah. Like a cat of a fucking. I think the H-O-A would have like kicked us out. Yeah. H.O.O.O. Yeah, we would have jailed. Balloon bomb their house too, bro.

We would involve them. Yeah, fuck H-O-A. Yeah, like Clash of Clans, bomber balloon. Ballooned. The H-O-A. Whatever H-O-A is, boom. Okay. It's just not one guy.

It's like a different to every single, yeah, every single neighborhood. So, yeah, we can kill them. If you are in an H-O-A, shut up, bro. Yeah, you're bored. You're born.

You're born. They didn't even say anything. They just, You're annoying, you're ugly, you smell funny. You know what you do. Ageway is literally like just being a hall monitor. Like it's, yeah, it really is. Bro, who's the motherfucker that drives past, like, all the streets is just like,

it's not their neighborhood. It's their job. That'll be $15. Did you say it's their foot wrap? Yeah, that'll be $15. What? I said it's their neighborhood. Oh, sorry.

Oh, so they live right next to us? Yeah, they're in the neighborhood usually. They're threatened. Wait, we literally got threatened one time because our lawn was like not like two inches. But it was like kind of. Yeah. Our grass was a little bit too long. They knocked in our door and you're stuck in action to Larry's forehead.

They pulled up in the middle of the night and purge mask. They were torquoise all the grass was cut. And I was like, okay. Realistically, like, could they take you to like court or something if you don't pay fees and stuff like that? They could kill you. Yeah, because technically like, they could slowly be ahead of you a little bit. Yeah. They can do that. In your whole renters agreement when you sign like the contract and shit like that to live

there for the next 12 months, a part of the agreement is keeping up like all the special house shit. I spit everywhere. Holy book. Sounds like you work at H.O.A. Grizzan. I suck it up. Yeah. What do you do for a little? Oh, you're a secret undercover H.O.A. agent. You're a owner association. That's the guy that's in our grass was too great. You own hose? I own hose. Okay.

Can I be your little hole? You a big pimp ho? Pimp daddy. Are those hoes full of water by any chance? Are they wet? You guys are looking at each other like that. He froze. He froze.

No, I was just talking with you. I think I blinked in there. How did nobody see that shit? I took a screenshot and it's on my wall. You're hung up. You look so elegant. That fast, you just printed it out. My wall.

The Jack of the Lenton. The Shackolenter. The Shackolenton. I can't get over him grabbing Drusky's head on that video, dude. It looks like he was taking up. A tiny piece of candy. How are you doing juice? I'm like an orange.

Let me see if I could show it live. I love the eyes when he's looking at. He's like feeling his, he's feeling his eyelids back. He rips off his skin like a stripy-doo mess. Scouts him. Look at that. He is about a scouts. I'm like,

he looks like, dude, he's like, world's the biggest head. Imagine Shack grabbing a tennis ball. Like, what would even happen? He'd be like here.

Fingingles like his fingers like back of guns. My fucking head. I feel like Druski's head is like sometimes bigger my head. It has to be. He's got the head of a big fat baby. I saw, I saw, I saw TikTok of Shaquille and Neil talking about his shoes

at how he sold like 50 like million pairs. Oh, yeah. He said like, Walmart. He said like, Walmart. He just had like three stripes of his head four or something like that.

He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I always do it better. I always do it better. Why we don't buy $30 pair of shoes is because they look like they're $30.

So you just make them not look like they're $30 or something like that. That's what he said. You tripping, right? You got the whole story wrong. But you know the picture? You know how it looks like he's like dunking? Yeah. What are they called?

Dude. Are they called dunks? Shacks. It's called Jordans. That's Shacks. She's telling me Shack wears Shacks shoes to play Shack basketball? Shack does not. I don't think he ever was in.

I can't even know Shag. Shack is too big to play. But, like, those are cheap as hell. They're made to be cheap. It's for their affordable shoes is what they are. What, Shaq shoes? Yeah. They're not, Shaq shoes.

They're like, they're $25 a pair or something like that. $30. Yeah. Which is pretty good. I've heard of cheap. It's really cheap. I've never heard it cheaper. Really?

Did I remember back when like $60. What should giggling at Tanner? I heard a story about Shaq. Oh, really? Okay. It was like two minutes straight of... I'll say it, but I won't get to monetize. All right, give us a hint.

Sachs. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not a story. It's just something you thought about. No, no, no, no. You heard about it. You heard of thinking about him. The little voice here said and told him about it real fast.

Yeah, right down the timestamp. Okay. Someone got a timestamp. 1054. 11 minutes. Go ahead. Okay, 11 minutes. Why would you say that ever?

All right. Sorry, everybody who didn't hear with that. You did not miss anything. I still think even with the censored, the censored word, they still understood the. He's a handshake. That's the Shaq Special. My teacher told me that.

It'll just, it'll just want it on. Your teacher? Your teacher did not say you. One grade. Your teacher was a fire. I was a senior. He did not say that. Your senior. Damn, your teacher was what a fun.

His hands were so big. The editor I know that I have at 11 minutes is I don't even know what to do about that. Like, I don't know what we're going to do. I just, it's just got no audio in our faces. Just our mouths open. And then the reaction. Now, just throwing fucking animal cross you noises over it. If you want to find out what I said, please DM me on every social media.

Oh, please. That's crazy. No, no. No, no. 50-some. Crazy. What happened at a little minutes? Oh, my God.

You guys think we're kidding. We're not. He'll do it. Shut the fuck off. They're believing now. Crazy, what would you do for 100 subs? 100 subs? Yeah.

Like on YouTube or Twitch? On Twitch. 100 subscribers? What would you do if you woke up and your video got 100 views? I'm gonna just fuck around and make one of those How to gain your first 1,000 subscriber videos. Those are the best videos I've ever watched. I remember watching Mr. Bissus, how to get your first 10,000 subs

back in like B-O-2 days or B-O-1. Wow. I don't even think he had 10,000 subs. No. You're in the first 10,000. You can tell the future. Pro's giving out advice. Yeah.

I was just like planned. It's like common sense. It's like make a video, edit it really well. Yeah, literally. So step one, upload. Step two, upload. Upload. Step four.

Step three. It works. Upload a little bit less. Say a little bit. Get your little church out for the going. Step four. Cash out. Yeah.

So do you guys see news? What? What news? The news, this is going back to Adidas for a second. The little rumors about Adidas is trying to work out a deal again with Kanye. Oh, they're about that. For a billion.

For a billion. Yeah. For a billion. For a billion? They came out of one. Yeezy. And that she was some ass. Connie, please.

They were getting, they were getting chacked on. That one easy. There was some dog. It was some ass. Oh, man. I need Connie,

come back. You got to make the fire yeasies again, please. No, there's some things I see release. I'm like, yo, who the fuck gave the okay for that?

Who was like, yeah, that's like, yeah. That's it. That's it right there. That's every high, dude, high-end fashion is such a fucking joke.

It is so absolutely, What are you talking about? You get the most patterned garbage bag clothing of all time. Did you see that screenshot or the picture of Sam Smith in like a big black and flitted? Oh, yeah. He looks like a Thanksgiving turkey if it was covered in latex. The curves were like this and round of shit. He was like to liquid by fool on Photoshop.

He was the most aerodynamic round thing I've ever seen, dude. It's so. It was like the Heisenberg mid blowing up. Wait, the Heisenberg? The Hindenberg. The Hindenberg. The Hindenberg. I am the danger.

Sidney Smith. To meet the cook. I am the one who knocked. National trash. It blows up mid-episode. No. The Hindenburg. Shout out.

Yo, shout out Hindenburg. Shout out. Shout out Delta Airlines. Shout out Delta Airlines. I will never fly anything. Big shout out March 14th, 2023. Big shout out. What?

Is that March madness? Is that March Madness? Is that Pi Day? That's Pie Day. That's Pi Day. Shout out, Pidey. That's right. 3.14-176-9-1-0-0-0-0-15-9-7.

No, that's not that. That's not right. It's 3.14-14-15-18-1-3. 3.1-1-1-st-st stupid number ever. Who cares about a number that long? Like, why is it important? Yeah, I mean, at the dinner today, what was the thing that you were saying we should do?

We should have... We should have drink more in the mornings. when we wake up alcohol. Yeah. What's a great fucking suggestion? We threw that to the guy who was like really fucking star. Every one, we took a shot of Titos and hop in a cold shower.

Yes. Oh, half drunk. Drink a fireball and take an ice bath. Oh, my God. That's a perfect. That's an alpha shit. I was going to say you had brought up at dinner that for the podcast, it should be a five-minute

segment where we do something. A bit in the Discord. where we send a random message we're like at here like send us a picture of your forehead and then we just look at people's forehead I don't want to see no forehead bro I'm not looking like okay this is a picture

okay this is a better one sit us a picture of your cat and then we're like look at the cute cat we'll leave it to the people who watch would you guys comment down below if you'd like to see some five minute segments of us doing something if you'd like to see a five minute

segment of us goofs and gas I can't wait for them all to DME and just get we're going to answer we're going to answer a question going to Even if they donate, I'm still going to fucking ignore them. Yeah.

He's like 50 bucks. I'm such a terrible streamer. Like, I got no sound alerts. So when they pop up, it's like a little like a little thing, it's like $5. Oh my God. I'll come into Grizzies streams. He'll be playing Overwatch him like, hey Grissy. And then 10 minutes later, I'll be like,

hey Grissy. And then another 10 minutes later, I'll be like, hey Grissy. And then he'll just be like, man, man, these fucking teamlet dude. I'm like, oh yeah, what's up? Yo, me. You know me? Make fun of you. They laugh about you.

Probably. I was supposed to say hi to my buddy. I love say hi. Grissy is the only other person besides myself that gets passionate as fuck over Overwatch. I do too. I get mad. I say bad words.

You're gaykeeping and passionate and overwatch. Isaac, you are a different breed of dump though when it comes to that game. Because you will again, Tanner even can vouch. You run ahead of everyone and you get passionate because no one's with you. You try to. Oh, my heels. He's 20 miles ahead.

You treat a team game like you're the only person playing. I'm the tank. You follow the tank. You're not the leader. I am the leader. Sometimes when we're gone, okay, we're responding. And then you go. You're still married.

You're down like a huge. No. I can not hang out with you guys in Discord when you play over watch. I'm having deja vu. This was two episodes ago. Because Larry was like, no, I can resonate with what Isaac said. Because sometimes you get the orange heels. That's true, though.

That's true. That's true. Sometimes our ass. First time ever. No, I cannot. I can't hang out with you guys in Discord when you play Overwatch. I leave immediately. Everybody, everybody starts screaming so loud.

Dude, just play. I can't hang with you. No, just say you're fun, you know me? I barely play that game ever. Every time I go is you don't get invited. Every time I go, every time I go in a year room, I hear you screaming. What am I going to stack a fucking screaming energy?

Seven years later. I mean, I can hear you from my office with my office with my door close and your door closed. There you go. Thank you. You have French glass. I love Larry's classic. Dude.

Yeah, I do that dude. Dude. Larry cannot talk about somebody else being loud right in Yale. You're doing that. You're right. You're right.

Mark her free ends before yours. Larry would be like, it's 4 a.m. Hold on. Let me go. Woo! I was better. I remember I was sleeping.

It was like 7 a.m. You were like recording or something. And you were like pretending to be like a drill sergeant. You're like, attention, soldier. You're like, attention,

Solter, Dude, living with Conce creators is just like such a fucking fever dream sometimes. It feels like a mental hospital. It feels like a mental asylum. He was talking to a baby once I'm playing G-TARP. Yeah.

I was like, I was like, what the fuck is shit? I check out. I forget the real world exists. Fucking amazing. Yeah, when you ever play's roleplay, it's really funny because you can hear like different characters come out. You go, you go to the,

kitchen, get a snake, come back, you hear like a Joe sergeant, and then you go back, you hear like a teacher. All right now, Clay. Like, it's just the fucking, I don't know what goes on to that room. Unrelated. You go. If you guys super chat to Grizzie's channel right now, he'll.

I don't even have an adept. Do you have a membership on your channel? No. He's making one after this podcast. He says, no. He's saying, you come on there. Cold hard cash to his PO box. He'll open and they'll send a lot of $1.

I get a box. A zip like baggie full of change, send it to him. Change, that'd be so annoying, Biggie. If you tweet at Grissy, your credit card information, he'll choose the best card to use. Whoa, well, okay. No, no, don't do that one. All right, yo, guys, I just went out to dinner. We're playing credit card roulette.

Throw your information down below. Throw your cards in the comments. One look, Henry A. Smith. You have been selected Henry A. Smith. Henry A. Smith is going to pay for leg you. 8.5 steak. Here we go. Oh, shit.

Thank you, man. Shout out Henry, man. Grizzie, have you ever been charged at that? On Twitch? No. What?

Really? You're a lucky bastard, man. I know. You almost. I mean, like, bro, since I had like six viewers, I made sure to put that shit

in like the bottom text or it says, no refunds. Yeah. People respect that when you do that. I mean, it's real. They don't because Larry got his ass beamed out of like 800 bucks one time.

Yeah, I had to bail. We both at the bill Larry out. Wait, the money and the money went negative the next day. Yeah, money went negative. Wait, so you got the money bought a VR in the same day? Yeah, round like that.

You got terrible financial skills. He was big balling. It was an investment. He was big balling for like 40 minutes. He said, my money was cool, though. It was the guy was like, you should buy the VR headstick because I was talking about it. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Did it 10 minutes later.

Anyways, I got it back. Wasn't it like his mom's card? That was like some lady, dude. Oh. Like an old lady's card or something. Yeah, it was bad. Larry was credit card fraud too? There's probably, yeah.

Yeah. Probably on those Discord servers. Damn. It's usually fraud. Always. Discord? Yeah. Roblex is pretty bad.

Roblox is, from what I've seen, my experience is pretty fucking bad, bro. People get robbed out of thousands. People die in Roblox. People die in Roblox. People die in Roblox. Roblox. Man, you wouldn't less the,

you would have less the damn on Roblox. Roblox the hood? Hell no, you're dead. You're dead. They all Bhop and shoot sideways. They all be hop and shoot sideways. That is so stupid.

They have the best aim. Dude, Roblox has such stiff jumping. I'm just imagining just a... That's what they're doing. That's what they're doing. And they have the perfect aim. They have AIMBot. They do.

And you talk shit and you're immediately dead. They like pull out again before you can even react. They probably do. They're good. They have Roblox RP. They do. I always see TikToks of like the Roblox. Like hood parties.

It's like getting back on. He thought it wasn't going to slide up on his party. Yeah. He was wrong. And then the party gets shot up by like Roblox here. And they're shooting like like AISP. And they're like, yeah, he pulls out of gun to and he's shooting back. There was one.

There was one on. He's like, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my. Oh my. There was one. There was when I saw it like a wedding.

There was a wedding going on. He was like, the priest thought he was going to be free. There was like a whole church was a wedding. And he started running down to kill him. But see, imagine like like 10 year old that actually is trying to get married. If they just get shot. No, no, listen. If you ever driving in Roblox gang violence,

you got ever driving in Roblox, don't ever go to East Brickton. All right. East Brickson. You know the streets? Don't go to East Brickton. That's a game. Wait, wait, what? Don't go to East Brickton, bro.

I'm still at all the world map. I want to East Brickton once. It changed me forever. Enforcement of Grickedon. What is that? It's like the hood on crack. Yeah, that's where you see all those TikToks. That's where you see all those TikToks.

That's where you actually get doxed and like real threats out. Oh, shit. That's when you actually meet up in real life and like, yeah. I'll stay my ass on Roblox doors. Larry, what were those chat rooms that we went to that one time? Remember? Red room? Now, people just like talk.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was just like the normal. Jamie, wake your ass up! I'm yoddy. Hey, what are you doing? Wake up. You grow in that facial hair. It looks like... No, it's not.

It's horrible. It looks like that mask. Everybody look at his mustache. Anonymous mask. It's a good Tee. Everyone point. It looks like Puss and boots. Oh, wait, make fan art now.

Wait, please. How about moving in the boots where he has this little sword up? And it's through my strawberry. Like he caught it in the air, like a cocktail, a little straw or something. Can I be, can I be perito and, uh, yummy? Yeah. Why does that make so much sense? Yeah, you already look like him.

Can I be perito? Can I be perito? You do like that. You do like friendship. Wait, do that face where you like you're not focused. Yeah, do this stupid one. Do this stupid face. You actually just look like this.

This right here? That's it. Yeah. Oh, dumb. Oh, stupid. Oh, you're stupid. Oh, man, that's fucked up, guys. What?

Cheap? What you're selling for? You wish.com, bro. Opening up wish. You just see Larry. What? If I open my box from AlibSpress and I found Larry in it, I would... He could fit.

It just makes sense. On God, this actually happened. Larry shook me his ass the other day. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I'm not going to tell you what I thought. No, I'm not going to say what I thought. Don't say it.

Don't say it. I just saw ten his ass before. No. Wait, wait, wait. I think it is one of the funny. fucking things. That is it. That's why.

I can't say it. You can't say it. But he did see my eyes. I saw my bare ass. Your bare ass. What do you get? You got like a birthmark or something down there? No,

no. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, there's a birthmark. 100% lose. These guys all said no in unison. Bro, how bad is it?

Like, did you accidentally take a shit on him? No, it's not bad. It's what I said that was bad. It's what I said that. Yeah, exactly. There you got that. But it's not my fault. Dude.

It's not. You said it. You said it. You have to say it. Let's just say Yummy would go to jail if he said it, all right. Tanner has seen my ass. He didn't say that. No, he would not go to jail.

Dude, how would you not? Dude, that's all I'm going to say. Don't stop. It makes it sound worse. Wait, what? What? What? I want you to say it's so much worse, Yomi.

Have a BBO. Listen, listen. Oh, wait, no, wait. Listen, listen. All right. Stop. Stop. No, just stop.

Save yourself. Save yourself. No, cut it all out. No. No. Keep it. Keep it all.

We're blurring it. We're blurring it, but that's it. No more. I can't worry in a good way. Stop talking about it. Let's say it. Just leave it. Just leave it.

Okay, imagine. Okay. Say it. Larry has a little orange butt. He does got a little orange butt. little orange, but why did you call it orange? I don't know, like orange. It looked like, I don't need

cheats on my ass. It's like two potato plushies inside your pants. Yeah. I'm like vr-r-r- That's so stupid. Oh my god.

Dude, did you guys ever go through a VR chat era? Yes. Oh my God, dude. There was one time we were, Isaac you go and like fuck Oh yeah Larry did a lot It was a lot just me Don't single me out on this

Larry and I got Yeah it was a lot so much Grunk was in that too A little bit Yeah he was so how was that Like I know those people are weird The last time I have been in VR chat was I got a lap dance

From a fox Ooh that was a dude You know that's somehow on brand Oh yeah Wow I remember a long brand That's for my birthday Yeah

Yeah Yeah. I remember that happened to Tanner. Tanner was a monkey. It was like a monkey, like a character. And he was like, I've never gotten a lap dance before. And this person like walks up, it's a dude. He walks up and starts giving Tanner lap dance. And then I literally you hear grunk. And he's like, dude, this is like better than real life.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You didn't let go of that. Oh, my God. He still denies it, but he said it. Yeah.

I know he said that. No. Grug said that. It was watching Taryn get a lap dance was better than real life. He was, like, saying, I guess. I don't know, man. It was so bad. And I didn't have VR, so I was just on my computer like, whoa.

I remember you looked at me. You looked at me. I really, really helped somebody was, like, creeping through your doorway or something shit. I got home from work, and the first thing I do is hop on VR chat desktop mode and get a lap dance. Get a laugh thing ever. Living lavish. Leave a lavish. Dude, VR, like, VR chat depresses me.

I'm not going to lie. Isaac, say that trend. Isaac, Isaac, we see it all the time. Remember, Isaac? Whenever we go and play VR chat, I just get quiet. Yeah, and then I walk away. I don't even know.

And I just sit there and just play with my hands. I end up, like, being like a little cat character. You do do that. Yeah, as much as VR chat, as much as VR chat is just like the pimple on society's ass, it's, dude, there is some pretty cool world with, like, this super sick visual shit. Like, really cool visual shit. I never explored this. We met a gay stripper one time.

He was like dancing. We met it. Remember he was doing a handstand. And then and then we were trying to do a handstand. What? Oh yeah. We were trying to do a handstand. There was a gay stripper.

And he was like, I was killing it. Two four logos deep by that point. Damn. There's no way I could ever drink and then get into VR. Dude. Oh, hell. Did you just go home camera and rip at?

What the fuck was that? You could have walked a little bit. further. It sounds like somebody started a lawnmower outside. It sounds like an old house floor creaking. Somebody just wound up if you can chainsaw in the window? Yes. You walked two feet away. That was super loud.

Why didn't you like turn around? Dude, Tanner, your fart sat down, put down the, you put on the headphones just started talking to us about like economics. This isn't even me. This is the fart talking. It's a little greener. I'm just going to miss it. I'm just going to miss the way that's going to come and sit down.

Oh, my God. I want to talk about this here. Tanner, can you look to your left with your whole chair? Bring your whole chair and point to the left now. Oh, what? Damn, okay. But of course, Doug. No, that's cool.

It's cool. Okay, now push back a little bit. Okay, now I'd like everybody to take a look at Tanner's backdrop and notice everything that is his versus what is not his. And now we're going to play a game of. This is all mine, by the way. Everything you see on the shelf is mine. Yeah, even the plushy without the U-2's tag, the Pichitas.

Because, what's the guitar, by the way? Let's see the guitar. Let's see the fucking guitar. Not to mention the $800 worth of money that you just stole from all. No guitar, no guitar. Where's the guitar? Check the corner next to the piano. It's in the fucking room.

Look. Who's key? I bought it. That's grisies. That's grisies. That's grisies. That is gris's on the floor. That is my close.

Hold on. Time out. Time out. Time out. Who's fucking camera are you using? Mine. You're such a fucking lie. That's my

Rio. No, it is not. Where's my Rio? It's in the movie room. Damn. Yeah, you just got on. Everybody here's getting owned. I can't fact check any of this.

You guys are so mad. He's going to make check live. He's going to fact check. Tanner. He shows the piano. Give my one of one original U-two's bag. That's mine. You gave it to me.

No, I did that. Damn. This came from my house. Go get him. Go get him. Go get him. Pick him up. I don't have any pants.

on, look, here, blur this out. Yeah, blur it. Oh, my God. You don't need to blur it. Why does that plushy have an ass? You don't need to blur it. You are going. You are getting owned. It's literally mine from the house.

Where is all of my stuff going then? I don't know. As you get so pink, you turn pink. I don't know. Where the fuck did Nick go? He went to a fact check, the brio. Oh, yeah, by the way, it is his camera. It is his camera.

Oh, he just admitted that it's your camera. He's walking around. Oh. Yeah. Are you for real? Come on, where is it? All right.

You made me exercise for no reason. Look out, look out. Oh, he's going to Tanner's room. Oh, my son. I don't have sex with him. I can have always back downstairs. Oh, wow.

What a big of man. Oh, he came back. Oh, he's about to argue. What a grown man. What a mature thing to do. Not. See, I would have walked my ass in that room. Walk in there and just unplugged it.

Why am I pink? Dude, you know what's insane? Okay, so before COVID happened and before everybody needed a web care, for classes and Zoom and all that stuff. I bought my C-920 for like 40 bucks. Dude, there was so much cheaper. In like 2018 or something. And then when COVID rolled around, they were

selling for like 140 bucks. Dude, literally, the price like Z-920. The Brio was 250, 200, 250. The Brio is still around that. Yeah, I bought the Brio for 100. Literally. Like, when I bought my Loddytec C-920, like at the start, it was like 60 bucks.

Yeah, it was like 40 or 60. Mine was like 25 bucks. Masks. cameras and like the stock price of Zoom all like tenfolded in price. Dude, Razor made a gamer mask. Do you remember that? That was so bad. It had RGB.

It had RGB. No, it did not. They did not sell that well. But they thought they had it. They thought they had it. They thought they were next stuff. They did not in fact have it. The promo, the pro images look insane.

They were in their cyberpunk era. Look at the mouth. You can see through. Yeah, no, that was the Demichita. It looks like I was the speaker I can't ever see it. Oh my God.

Oh my God. You see a fog up every time he costs. I mean you're contaminated. That means you have it. Wait, can't put that up. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got a awesome picture though. That's so cool. That's a funny picture. Can we can buy that for the house? No. For the house.

For the house, we can all share it. Dude, it's wild because like even in that photo, it's just photoshopped over. Yeah. He's not even wearing a mask. Yeah, the guy was like, I'm not wearing that shit for promoting.

I am not wearing a dumb-ass mask. That's cool. Anyways. What's the original photo then? If it's photo show. It's just a man staring at a camera. I have to look at it. Oh,

oh, dude, what? It's a bad. Yeah, that is really stinky. P.U. It's awesome. I'd play league in that, like, League of Legends in that all day. Yeah. I'll smell disgusting in that.

Who hasn't played Lee here? because I have not ever. I have never played it in my life. I never my life and never will. Honestly, don't. I play a league a lot. I like the game. Don't.

Softly does. Even from what I've experienced recently I downloaded it, played it for a little bit. Even when you do good, the game doesn't give you any joy. Like that game, you get no dopamine.

All you get is actual anger. Yeah. You just get angry. You just get angry. It's like, why the fuck was that so hard? And then on top of that, you get people who will either throw or just be toxic to you for no reason.

What do you want whenever you start playing it? What are you, what are you able to be able to be able to do? Yeah, what are you asking? I was just trying to fill the void. Like, that shit just didn't work, bro. I'm telling you, if you play Ballarat or League of Legends, you hate yourself. That is true. That is like, I read to play Valerite, dude.

Yeah. A satisfying taps, like a little sheriff one tap. Yeah, they got that sound effects where it's like, especially when you get back to back kids, it's like, they have insane. Sound design. Yeah. Boom. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of a little bit. , it's fun again. I will not lie, though. When you get a pent-to-kill in League of Legends, it is one of the most rewarding feelings.

But they happen every, like, won every, like, 50 games if you're like, not that good. I rather close my-old-old-old-old. I am dog shit at league, so maybe I'm not for, like, the best person to speak on that shit, but... You should play A-RAM for, like, a long time. Nah, I'm also realizing there's, like, so many better things to do with my time. Like, you know, maybe live...

Like, every time I open a league, it's six hours gone. Anything? What? Start an LLC, do my taxes. I'd rather do anything than play league. I'd rather fold everyone's laundry in the entire house and do the dishes. We need somebody to do that. Dude, our laundry room, it looks like a tornado came in and it threw up everywhere.

There's some reason some wise guy thought he was going to take out all of the stuff from the dryer, put it on top of the dryer, and then leave the dryer empty. That wise guy has circle room glasses on right now. It was yummy. Oh my God, it was yummy. Yeah, it was me because also some wise guy doesn't. own a fucking laundry basket at the age of 22.

I own eight. They're all my room. He's 23. Dude, listen. What do you have? What do you have? What do you have? If you,

all right, listen, what do you have? Do you put your dirty clothes in a basket and take them to the laundry room? Who, me? Yeah, whoever, anybody. Yeah. Yeah, laundry basket.

And then when you put your clothes in the washer and then you put them in a dryer, your laundry basket should still be in the laundry room. So when you take it out, you can put it there. There's not one in there. Oh, there's nothing in there. What?

What do you want? So where do you expect me to put them? I put it on top of the dryer. Why are you put it on top? No. My clothes are you going to do. Put it on the floor. Put it underneath the dryer next time.

Maybe I'll do that. I'll just stuff it underneath. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Because some of you guys leave your shit. There's shit everywhere. It's on the ground.

In the washer machine like overnight. That shit's going to smell. I took a picture. I took a picture. It smells bad. It smells gross. That's how mildew. I'll expose everybody right now.

I took a picture. Damn. All right. We're going to point out. You ready? Who's close or who's? Ready? Wait,

yummy? This is like a Girovaldo. Ooh. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He just shows his bear ass.

He was like, Matt Karen, when he, when he did this, he's like, dude. It's a mess. In the laundry.

Yeah. I was not happy. A picture of it, by the way. Bullet doesn't own a laundry basket. Look, everybody. Look.

At the age of 22. I was genuinely mad. Look. Okay. That's not mine on the floor. That's not mine. They all look the same to me. None of that's on the floor.

Everything's just black. Everything's just black and white. I have all my clothes in my laundry basket my closet right now. Dude, we should talk about that. You want an award? Yeah, me. Yeah, I do.

Actually, a trophy. Yeah, me? Nick, what happened to you today? What was going on? Didn't she get pregnant or something? You got pregnant? So, yeah. Congratulations.

Yeah, I was walking in the park. You got glazed by this. Face fuck. You got glazed by that. Is that why you went to the bathroom at dinner so many fucking times? He met a new friend. He was getting glazed. He was getting glazed.

No, so, you know, I had let my car go in. My car had a nail in the tire. It was a leak. So I took the car. This was like a week and a half ago. And so they had repaired the tire, but the car had recalls on it. So they kept it for a little bit. And at that point, I traveled.

So Yomi goes and gets my car a few days later. And he takes it back home. I get home. and I drive it today and the company, you know, the repair shop completely like fucked up

my transmission. They like something. That was about right. Yami said that when he got into the car, what did you say? Yummy said that it was like loose the stick shift. Yeah. So yeah,

next car's a manual. And when I was like messing with a shifter, usually like if you drive a stick, you know like when you're in neutral it's like a very like a natural movement. Like you can go in whatever direction and it's the same throughout. Like forward,

whatever. It's like a very. rigid movement. But for Nix, it was like a limp dick was like doing this back and forth. It was like flopping.

And I was like, where's the gears at on this thing? I was in, it was literally like this. I was in it. It was in an Uber Tid getting driven.

And he was like, oh. What happened? What happened? You hit your knee? He hurt me. I hit my knee. I hit my knee.

Oh, I'm off on their mom. I was going to say that I was in the car getting driven back home. The mechanic was really nice and they actually got me a lift back home and I was on the phone way yummy he's like I'm on a speaker right now I was like no he's like dude it was like a limp dick going back in the floor but I think I heard it because my phone was like really loud oh damn I asked I made sure to ask before but uh it was not good that happened

and I don't know man I don't I don't think that my car had a dent in it from before but they say it did so it is what it is but I might have dented his car and they said that there there was a clip that came loose out of the shifter or something. Spring clip. Yeah. A spring clip. They also tried to like claim that it happened after they gave me the car, which was like crazy.

They were trying to pin it on yummy. Yeah. They were just trying to not take the blame for it. Are you for real? Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. He said he was like, your buddy.

You're very short. Pretty much. How do you fuck that up? Because he said he said he was like the mechanic when he took it. He said there was no issues. So it had to have been right out. Yeah, actually I was redlining it to like 20,000 RPMs the whole ride home in first year. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with your shit for this liptic-ass shit?

Just get it's going. Your car's like the word, right-d-d-d-d-line the same time and like... The car, the car goes 25 miles an hour and just like... A good sound effect. There's fuck like that. Like a good... Yeah, I asked... It's such a good fuck.

I asked Dick what he, like, found out that it was broken. I was like, did you think that I broke it? And he was like, no, like, what were you grabbing a hammer and like? Doing, do, doink, do it on the shifter? I mean, it was like, you don't think I did that, right? And I'm like, no, what did you do? Like, step out and start kicking and beating the shit out of my shifter before leaving. Like, going underneath the car, like, yeah, looks good.

Just sabotaging that shit. Preparates it with a piece of gum. Oh, my God. It was bad. I pulled right back into that place, and I stepped out. This one woman who is a total asshole the first time, she was there again, and she was like, did you fuck her?

No, I was actually really, really mean to her. I was really, really mean to her. You're mean to women? Good on you. Oh, my God. You're mean to women? She was an old asshole. Wait, wait, Nick.

Nick, was it the lady that we saw? Yes. Oh, she was, no, no, no. Listen, first impression, I knew she was going to be a fuck. Oh, my. What was talking about? She gave us attitude like it was no tomorrow. She had the short hair like the care, literally a hair cut.

Yes, yes. Wait, was that the girl that was at the place where we dropped it off? Yeah. Oh, yeah, she was, dude, she was like lost in no man space. She had, like, the brain capacity. She was getting mad. She was like, she couldn't find your paperwork. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude. We went up to her, she didn't say, how does she like, where's the car? Yes. Yes. Yes. I didn't know what to fucking do. She's like, where's the car.

I'm like, I didn't know to fucking pull it in. Like, you were like, do you just want to pull it? She's like, yeah, bring it in what? Like, what else? Yes. Okay. So today, today, today I walk. She's like, sir, do you have an appointment?

I don't even remember how she said, but it was an assholeish tone. And I said, no, actually, I don't. You guys messed up my car. And she did, like, the eye blink and where she's, like, taken aback a bit. And I'm like, wow, he talks back. Yeah, I was like, no, actually, you guys messed up my car. Broke dialogue. Yeah.

Yeah. And she's like, who worked on your car? I'm sorry. Please. You're going to fire me. Yeah, it was, it was bad. And then she's like, who worked on your car? And the guy ends up cutting her off.

You can clearly tell. He coughed her arm? Oh, my God. Wow. He just, the guys came up. Actually, she wasn't, dude. She wasn't even an asshole at all. In reality, she was just like, hi, how can I help you?

And soft was like, fuck you. You broke up my core. You know what he lost in. All he saw was bread. I was just making shit up. I was really, I was really, I was a pissed. The guy who oversaw your stuff being done wasn't even there when we picked the car up. So clearly he didn't care.

I heard he was eating a burger. or something. Yeah, I... You guys messed up my car. Who worked on your car? We're doing it. Listen, listen, my car needed a car. You know the episode of fun, bro?

You know the episode of fun, bro? You can... We're talking about Squidward? No, wait, with once in a lot of ice cream, he licks this whole face like... Oh, wow, wow, wow. I did. His tongue, the ice cream, and his tongue is going back and forth.

La La La La La La La Yeah Um yeah That guy That guy was pretty okay He wasn't like too horrible But it was like They don't know how to wash cars I'll just put it that way

And also it's not my first time Like experiencing going to So Manuel is like honestly dying in America Like people don't drive a manuals as much And the very first time I bought the car They didn't have anyone to be able to drive it There was no one to pull it in The guys

Well you know what else sucks is you have one of the nicest cars for, like, the highest-aid manufacturer for the dealership that you go to. Like, everything else is pretty, like, bottom line. But you actually have, like, a nice car with, like, good paint and shit on it. So, like, for them to wash it and whatever, they probably don't care that much. Yeah. Yeah.

Or Hyundai. Yeah. Yeah. Is that, like, a requirement of becoming a mechanic, like, being able to drive, like, man? It should be. It should be. Yeah. Like, dude, if you're working at any fucking place of car, like, you should.

Like, you should. Much into cars, why wouldn't you want to know? People, yeah, exactly. Local car washes know how to do that for the most part. You know, why don't you at a garage where you're like a car dealer? It's easy. You just go one, two, three, four. You're in.

You're going like 40 miles. Oh, you're five and six. Oh, five, six. Sorry. And then you go back down to two. No, you're right. You do the wiggle. You do the wiggle.

The red light. The red light wiggle. Yeah, yeah. The limp dig. Then you go to three. Dude, I swear. It went like beyond the gear forward and back, but it would not go left and right. It was the weirdest thing ever.

And you didn't. You don't know. Like usually in a manual car, you know when you're in gear. And I didn't know when I was in first or third or second. I didn't know anything. I didn't know when I was in neutral. Did you stall it on your way back? I didn't stall it, but I did something worse.

I did, I grinded the gears. So it didn't entirely enter gear. So when I took my foot off the clutch, the gears in the transmission misaligned. and all you hear is like a really loud type of noise and it's... It is really... It just sounds like metal burning against metal

pretty much. Like... Yeah, like that. Yeah, like that. It's not... I mean, like, that's like pretty much normal wear and tear on the clutch over time,

so it'll be fine. But like, yeah, it sucks. That's really annoying. It's when the teeth, I believe in the transmission missile line or something like that. I have a solution for all of your woes and words. Get an automatic.

Yeah. Yeah, just drive an automatic. You got a fucking roasted. How about that? Get a buck. You just got a roostling there. Oh, yeah.

I own you. For some reason. Why they dropping the Tesla bike? Huh? Tesla bike? That shit would go hard. Just like a Tesla bike. So like a

Okay. You find a resort. Whatever. Oh. Like a scooter? Oh my gosh. Well, no,

not like the electric bikes. Like the Travis Scott music video. I don't know which one you're talking about. You can't say I'm not enough. Whar. Oh.

Why did that look perfect? The segue. The segue to a new topic. Do you like put your feet out, Yami, in front, and then you fall into your teeth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just so... I get the base of my feet out. You did that last one with no sound.

I imagine the Batman sound like that. Do the bad game. The bat game. What's you drinking there? This is. Yummy? Just water. That's not G-subs.

That's not G-subs. That's not G-subs. That's not G-subs. That's not G-subs. That's caffeine free. Oh, yeah. Sorry, look, here's the caffeine one. You fraud.

I got them both. Oh, he got it both on lockdown. What do you have spells of dyslexic people. Huh? What? What I say? Oh. G-R-O-U-P.

You said? He said, how do you spell it for dyslexic people? Oh, G-R-No. I actually said, how do you sell to dyslexic people? But that's a lot better. Let's roll down. No, we put it up on the screen. And they can, like, rub their hand on their phone and feel it.

Oh, braille? Yeah. Braille. Yeah. Yeah. Put your hand on the screen right now. Put your hand on the screen right now. All right, everybody, put your fingers up, making code.

You look at my hands. Ew. That is Braille. That's bumpy, like braille. Yeah, we call it. I got the cows. I got bad glasses. Damn.

Oh, Gary's got them too. Ew. You got some midnight snacks on your hands. I left hand. On your hands. Look at my thumb. Look at yummy's perfect goddamn hands. I have girly hands.

You have a hitchhiker thumb. I know, look. I have lead in my hand for sixth grade. Man, fuck you. Ready? Fuck you, man. This is one I flip people off. Oh.

Oh. It looks like a hammer. It looks like a hammer, dude. Why is my thumb so straight? My thumb had some curve, but not that much curve. How the fuck do you do that? I have bad curve on my phone. I don't know why.

How the fuck do you do that? It's like a way. That way is not real, dude. Why is my thumb so straight? Look at your thumb. It looks like a peonage. It looks like a peonage. It looks like a drawl.

Focus. It looks like a drum. Oh, you do that. It looks like a canyon formation. Like, I have no curve, bro, I got no curve. All of our dicks around. We're all showing each other. I got no curve.

Close your eyes on watching this. Man, you know, me. It looks like one finger's pointing straight up, dude. I got no curve, man. I got no curve. What the fuck? Mine's vading. It was like some exorcist shit.

Your balls are hanging. Oh, shit. That's the grip. Ow. Ina, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, look. You actually have guerrilla grip.

Oh, I can do that, too. Look. Look, the bone in between. Yeah, do you think. How do fuck can you do that? I don't even know. Dude. Ew.

It's the mariana trench. You look at what I can do with my hand. Look, it's like weird. Why am I so? What the fuck? Did you break every single bone in your hand? Whenever you're going to hold something for somebody? It doesn't.

Whenever you got to hold something for somebody, just do it. Everybody just do that and shit. Oh, wait. Damn people up like this. Hit it with the left hand and his stages. You can't pick up a Cheeto. Oh, it keeps falling off. Oh, I can't grip.

No, you can't go to it. You can't give a sideway. You can't talk at you, bro. Oh, I can't pick a potato. Oh, we're falling off. We've got no grip. Larry's actually having a fucking episode over there now. I was a little man in the corner.

Y'all's the guy. You got no grip. L.C. is like something different. Today. This world is way more color. You're just talking to the shadow man behind him. You got a grip to keto, man. Like this, man.

Like this, man. Like this. You got a bird, right? You see the bird? You guys weren't there for that today because this is after we, like, met up with gamers stuff real fast. And then we had to go grab gas. We were in this really weird, shady-ass area to get gas.

Oh, my God. Like, there was like this giant, like, ledge in front of us. There was this guy riding on like a, had to have been like a 50, 60-c-c-c-bike. And he had like a dog riding on it with him. He was wearing like, I mean, he was, wait, I don't even know. That does it sound like, say it.

Yeah, say it. Yeah. Bro was actually in a prison outfit. So you're telling me. He had a little ball strapped his like ankles and, he had a giant ball. He was ripping up all the ass ball behind him. And a full orange jumpsuit.

He looked like a mystery beast thumbnail. And his prisoner number on the back. And then we had like, there's like a lady who like parked so fucking bad. Yeah. No, she was, yeah, because she was yelling with her windows down at

whoever was in her passenger seat. Yeah. And she did like a five point turn all around this. And then there was a dude that was like trying to get into my spot because the lady took their spot. So he turns around and starts backing up to try and get into my spot

when I hadn't even moved. yet. It was really weird. It was a little chaos. I just hear busy citizens just trying to get through their day. A man with a dog, an old lady. I think you just had to be there. I think you just had to taste the environment.

Did you miss the handcuffs and the drug deals and all that extra shit? Yeah. Tehr and I saw a shooting star and that was about it. We saw a shooting star. We made a wish and it came through. We arrived home and it was great. It was like,

we're in like such a sketchy area. What the fuck? I was like we're in the bad part of town. Yeah, that's exactly. It wasn't even that bad. It was just like experimental, I think. Experimental. Yeah, they were all.

They were definitely all. It was like, it was like beta testing. It was weird. There was a guy walking when we're turning and we're like, he's going to glitch to that tree. It was hard. It's actually called poverty. I'm glad you guys are finally witnessing. We're in the bad part of town.

People are just like struggling. They're kind of hardcore mode over there, dude. It's just crazy. I'm so, fuck. Glad you guys got to witness the first hand. Yeah. Yeah. We're just talking.

We just said in the fucking... You did. You did. No, man. No, you guys have no idea. This homeless dude on the bike with the dog was literally, like, 20 feet in the air. You guys have no idea. Dude, it was so...

It was a rocky pass. It was a rock. Begging for change. You should see it. Oh, man. That's a man. He was walking around a shopping car. They didn't have a car.

They were waiting for a bus. It smells weird. Dude, I lived in Vegas. I know about the homeless population. The dude that was going down that mount on that bike, it was like a 70 or 60 degree pitch downward. It was like, it was on rocky gravel.

Clires were sliding before it actually were able to drive it down. Here's how I can describe it. You ever seen those mountain goats that like climb up on those steep paths? It was like that. He had like a, he was on a bike and he had a puppy, and he was like going down the steep ass. It was not a puppy.

He was a big dog. It was literally laying across his lap. It was like a big-ass golden retrievers sitting on a brown dog. That was not a big guys. You tripping on BD. These stories, these stories suck big. No, I swear to God. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,

listen, behead of me tomorrow slowly. I am telling the fucking truth that these, what we're saying right now is real. Okay. We're saying everything we're seeing is real. It was awesome. Let's just be honest. Here's how I know we were in the bad part of town.

You saw black people. Yummy was like, so there was this brown man that walked out. Actually, no, no. There was a brown man in the 7-11. I was confused. They were all white, actually. Grizzy, they were all white. Oh, crazy.

I don't know. There was a guy that had a full shirt, though. I'm not going to lie. It was like one of those, like, spirals. He had a lot of cool shit when you rob people. I'm saying. I think that guy stole that dog and that bike. Dude, he had no plan to go anywhere.

You could tell. That man was lost to tell. He literally chose the worst path ever. He went down a mountain and then was riding through the Walmart parking lot backwards. I was looking at him. We saw him on the street. Yeah, he was on the road. And then, like, five minutes later, he's on a fucking cliff.

We were like, how do you get there? He was so lost. Dude, I was looking at him for a good minute. He was looking at a bug on a shoe. And then he just, like, flipped it off and started driving away. Yeah, he was on the influence. He was on something. not last a day in my town. I'll be real.

You guys went last to single day. You literally live in the middle of nowhere. There was a man with a big giant truck and every time he saw a homeless man, he would turn and run into him and he would start letting people on fire. He would start lighting homeless people on fire. That was my town. I was scared to go get 7-Eleven

because somebody actually got shot at that 7-Eleven. It was fucked up. I live in like bad neighborhood guys. I did. No, I saw your house. You grew up in. You were the most well-off person here. Yeah, aside from, aside from Nick.

Like he grew up in the slums. It was really? He's going to meet his family. Bro was in the woods. No, literally this is, Taylor last week. This is Tanner last week. My parents' houses

was estimated a half a million dollars. I was still up. I came from. I was raised in, in the hood. No, you weren't. No, fuck. I almost said your,

your kitchen renovation was a hundred grand. I saw the fucking receipts. Hell, no. All right. You know, you know, You know, he grew up in the hood Isaac and me.

I had no father. All right, listen. All right, I will say this. So why? You can live in a manship with no father. That's what I mean that you grew up in the fucking time. You don't fucking idiot. All right.

Listen, Larry does live in the hood and Isaac does live in the hood too. Are you serious? You know, somehow y'all fit the part. Y' motherfuckers don't wear anything but tank tops. I'll be rocking things. Honestly, that shit fits it. We got a tank top on right now. I took my off

I took my dog I took my off I already used my 30th one I didn't grow up in the hood but I used to hang out in the hood No that's you just You just don't want to be bro No they invited me

They said no he used to come You were writing and you just threw up Westside He used to come I saw a video on YouTube that Jimmy was showing me He was like I played basketball Play basketball

A Walmart too And there's and there's Blake He goes That's not even Happen The most dangerous part of the hood Fucking You know

Foray Hooray I'm just having to be here guys I'm excited Dude you know how I know Yami's bluffing his fucking ass out When we were playing basketball Like not too far from the house Bro's like

This guy's just come around And they just start shouting random shit these other little kids playing basketball and Yumi like kept an eye on that car that was driving back in front of you. Yeah, that car, no, I got back. That's called that shit. That's called hood seats, bro.

That's called hoods seeds. You got to keep your head on a swivel. I'm gonna jump in front of Yommy. I'm gonna jump in front of y'ammy. You ain't been in no situation. DTA, don't trust anybody. Yep, yeah, that's real. No.

I'll pull up on Google Maps and where the fuck I used to play basketball is not a good area. People died probably like every week there is bad. It's true. It's true. It's true. Yummy is you. Team.

I swear God. The ball's up a picture and everything is mud, even the basketball hoops. I'm pretty sure the police would come. I imagine dying over a game of pickup. Oh, they didn't die in the court. No, they didn't die in the court. He went up against the wrong sore loser. That would have sucked.

That is how important basketball is in South Georgia because there's nothing else to do besides play sports. So like they lose a game of basketball. That's their whole life. That's it. Somebody's got to die. Somebody has to die. Somebody has to fucking die.

Fucking cry. Oh, man. It's got a whole guillotine on the basketball court. I moved my mom like nine times in like 10 years or some shit. It was like eight times out of 10. Move my mom across the state out of the pin. My mom ended up really, my mom actually currently lives in a really, really bad area

where there are gunshots all the time in her corner. It's really bad. Like she lives in some pretty, and she lives in Georgia. So. I'm sorry. I don't know what the fuck that was. She lives in a really, really bad area.

I live with my mom in certain areas where they were really, really bad. I remember one time I was like 13 years old and someone broke into the car right in front of us. Like they didn't know. Listen, shit. I'm going to say to a random, you ain't see shit. To a little random viewer. My mom chased them. That's a viewer who knows.

Why do moms do that, dude? If you know, you know, fourth ward. If you know, you know. Somebody's going to get it, bro. I don't know what the hell that is. Look at our demographics. Are we in YouTube? It's the one.

There's got to be one. We are not hood. There's got to be at least one. We are not hood. You are not the hood. I was in the car. I was waiting for my mom to get out of the bank and some like old man like tried to get me out with like a bucket of suckers.

I almost opened it. You are, you would have been the kid to fall for that. You were so dumb. You would be the suckers. You would be the suckers. You would fall for that shit. They're giving out free suckers.

I was like. They're like over there. They're like. Because like in my bank, I actually thought. I thought he worked at the. bank, I was like, oh. The motherfucker from Ed, Ed and Eddie. He gave that video of, like, the gorilla eating, and he pauses for a second.

Yeah, I was like, I was already in the suck. I was like, it was his last one. I was like, I, I remember when my parents had divorced really early on. And so I, my dad lived in this, like, one, like, duty, my dad lived in this, like, house. Like, there was, like, an old lady. At least your dad's alive. Damn.

That's just what... That's true. Honestly, my dad's well alive. He texts me earlier. He found. I don't know why I said it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So I was like, you should have

like, I don't know, like, you know, like, you know, I put a realistic picture of Squidward with the Clayman. Yeah, I was about to say, like that. I was about a cruise.

I was like, I was like, SpongeBob in the Christmas movie. Yeah. I was with my dad and we lived in this really, really bad town in New Jersey. And it was like, so it's like different parts. That's the first mistake. It was just really, but it was like,

Jersey. True, actually. And it was a really, really bad area. So like I remember my dad, we parked outside. It was like a 7-Eleven. And he left my sister and me in the car. And he goes inside really fast. And all I just see are two dudes that run out with, they put their guns back in their

pockets and they ran out with like a shitload of like cereal and like milk and stuff like it's like that i just remember i ran in there and beamed cereal they're one of the kids they're one of the toys it was gonna fucking got the beans in a spoon it was co-opoops i'm serious there was cocoa puff that's all i remember from that was that was back they were cuckoo for co-goo for co-go. that was back when box tops that's back when box tops were worth like eight cents they wouldn't that yeah crazy that's crazy by that's a lot of money i'm just a scoop we do sound effect running away with all the apple jacks.

Like a snake of beans, like trying to like follow it. Runs out, jump to the air, and legs just starts spitting. That was like, that story was like so hard. And then it was like, and then he saw cereal. I was like, damn, man, he's really, he went through it as a kid. And they was like, he ran out with cereal. No, but I saw they had guns. They put the guns in their pocket as they were running out.

But one of them was like carrying. It was a very dangerous gun. It had an orange tip. It was like really, it was, apparently that's like toxic. Toxic bullets. Toxic waste bullets that like birth through you. Have you guys ever witnessed like theft? IRL.

Yeah. Yeah. I used to stay when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. My babysitter, we used to go to like the store, Fiaspiderates, and then I used to take two years. Put it in my shirt and then I walk out with it. They would never suspect me. I had to walk around the detector, like, scoot over a little bit while she's like,

I'll agree. For like one shirt. I was. last year. I was like nine months old. I remember, dude, I remember before. I think I was in first grade or some shit. This was a life lesson.

I had stolen a Roblox card. No. Minecraft. Yeah, I was like Roblox was around back then? No, yeah. I was like, think.

I was one of those games. It was, dude. I was like last week. I walked, I walked out and I tried to redeem it. It was like, invalid code. And I was like, fuck, dude. That was your lesson?

I didn't know that they had the game I never steal Roblox again trust me I'll learn my lesson I'll never get a buy code again no no no no they never steal those cards

they have to be paid for or that's a real life lesson man I don't listen guys this changed my life forever I'll never steal that specific product ever again I learned my life I stole bananas

They couldn't peel. You had to pay for them to peel them. Banana premium. I got some apples. They were better. You have to pay for them to taste good. I know this could go on forever and ever because I'm in my mind. I guess I had to pay for them to be yellow. Oh, I bought shoes, but they were the wrong size until you pay for them. Shut up.

right? You can't buy a shoe some doof and smirks? Dude, I bet you they'll be fast. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh. What? I bet you they'll be fast.

What the hell are you saying? I said, some deuce is stupid. That's right. I just sat here. I just sat here. What the fuck?

What is he? I was like, he was like, he was so much I got it. I didn't understand. He was like a scientist.

He'll make it like shoes. Oh, what is it? He was like daydreaming? Oh, they'd be so fast. No. Yeah,

we didn't say a fucking word or that bit. Drink his water and it was like, like, like, what? He just zoned in. We got that one. Um, Yeah, sorry.

That one deep fried us a little bit. All right. What was the first time y'all were around drugs? Oh, man. When I came out to whom. I was actually, I was around drugs. I remember the first time I was around drugs. It was completely random.

My doctor was actually smoking in the room. What do you mean? You passed it to me. Like, you saw them? Somebody using them around you. Somebody using drugs. It's like illegal drugs. Like, you're just talking like weed or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. So when I was like, are you trying to make yourself throw up? What was that? Me? Oh, there's like some of my tooth. There's some of my tooth.

You're like deep throw to this finger. I was like, okay. When I was like, I was like, I was like 13. And one of my friends on the basketball team, we walked outside the basketball gym after our game. And he just had a blunt for whatever reason. And there was a cop. There was a cop by the front door of the gym. A high school basketball.

And we walked around the corner 30 feet away. And he was just smoking the blunt right next to the cop He was like he was like He was like he was like he was like he was like he was like he was like he was like he was like he blinked He's like he to stay on the corner He said he he was going to blink No blake A blink

That's out of you Man that was so fast they called me blink I got me blink I was like a cop I'd run Because you blink and he's gone Gone in the blink and out Yeah gone to the blink of it out That's like a really shitty superhero.

He got the blind. He comes to the danger of her runs every time she gets real. He ain't saving nobody, but he sees the cop. He's not even going to tell anyone. He's just going to blink out. Oh, he's blinked. Oh, fucking blink. The flashers the blink.

So you said he said, watch for the cop at the corner? Yeah, the cop never knew anything because I guess he didn't think two 13-year-olds were going to go smoke weed right next to his car. But he spoke the whole thing. He asked before when it's somewhere. I said no. And then he was like, looking at me funny. And I was like, are you high?

And he was like, yeah. And then we went back in and watched the, the, how old are you? That's the coolest. That's the coolest 13-year-old. See, I'm telling him. I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I was never around. I was never around drugs like that because I was in private school for a lot of my time

and homeschool and shit. But high school. So was I. That was in private school. Really? My private school was bad. It was bad. It was bad.

Maybe I've seen too many movies. I feel like all the hard drugs are at private school. Not at mine. At the white ones, it is. Every single person I went to school with flew off the fucking handle. You don't know why? Because there was like two. Why, bro?

Tell me, it's all those rich white parents to get the crazy prescriptions and the kids raid their cabinets. My friend was real. Yeah, my friend was sling opioids. Like, for slinging opioids in Washington. It was crazy. I used to sling like hot Cheetos and Gatorade, but I mean, so you're still. I'm not gonna teach their own. You know I got that six pet.

My first experience with like being around drugs. I was at a birthday party, but it was in seventh grade. They were all smoking weed. Wow. Seventh grade? Yeah, I started smoking weed in like seventh, eighth grade. I wasn't around. I wasn't like, so I was, I was in private school and all these guys were in private school.

And I had gone to public school in like fifth grade. So two years passed. I invited back to like one of their birthday parties or something like that was like a sleepover type thing. Yeah. And I don't know why I laughed. And I think it's a nervous laugh. But the friend, the friend that I went to his house, it is the same one that I told these guys about like he had, he was doing a pull up in like fifth grade and he like, he died. And then he came back to life.

Oh, thank God. That was horrible. His heart stopped. And then he had like to get a, what do you call them? It's that shit that'll stop your pacemaker. Smoking the goddamn shadow The blue said shit that'll stop your face making This is Sean Tupac.

These colors This purple shit, more evil than a duck She's so purple And a heavy saying, where's Ronald? I think he was with dragon breath I watched that How do you know who? I've watched so much.

I've watched everything Straight out of K. Straight out of K.L. You know, I watched every shadow garden back. Um, yeah, they were passing it around on a trampoline and and they were all running around with airsoft guns like high power airsoft guns and I just went inside and yeah I stayed

the fuck away from that I was really uncomfortable that day I did not like drugs I got caught smoking weed did I ever tell you about that no no I didn't get caught I got snitched on and yeah it was what was my mom found out so who's this is what happened yeah I'm not gonna say any names but it was it was my friends I'm not a same. Adrian. Adrian Smith, Henry. It was my friend's 18th birthday party.

And I was 16. And we had already been smoking a little bit for like, I don't know, maybe a year or a half year or whatever, on and off randomly. And then we invited like a new friend to come to his birthday party. We already had to plan to smoke weed like at nighttime after whatever. So we all did. We spoke to this house. I got high, whatever. We were fine.

We were chilling. The new guy who came, he was chill for most of the night. He was supposed to spend the night like everybody else was after we smoked. But he decided that he had to drive home, like his parents wanted him to come home or something like that. He only lived like a mile away, but still it wasn't a good thing. He said he thought he was going to die the entire time he was driving home. He was driving like this. He said he had no idea what was going on and he was freaking out and he was laying down on his bed

and he thought he was going to have a heart attack. And, I mean, he was completely fine. He was just freaking himself out. But he told his mom, and his mom was like a very, very spiritual woman. And she was like, I knew Jesus was telling me the entire night that y'all were up to no good doing something wrong. And then the next thing goes to the next thing. And literally, like, the dads find out, obviously not my dad because he was gone. But the other kids' dads find out.

And they did not give a single shit. They were like, I don't care if I want to do it, do with it. And then they were like, all the moms told all the moms. And my mom was not happy. I walked in with Taco Bell from, it was like a couple days later out. She just smacked the Taco Bell on the ground. And I was like, my nacho. No, my gosh.

And she was like, nothing, nothing changed about you, bro. Mom, you guys. You still walk in the house. With Taco Bell. There you go. She was like, you can't tell me what you're doing at Flanks. I can't say his name. Beeps, a birthday party.

And then I was like, what? What are you talking about? Let's gas lighting her up. Hey, were you hot? No, this is a couple of days later when she found out. Did you know exactly what she was talking about when she said that? Oh, yeah, of course. Weed was a big no-no.

I wasn't like, no. Weed was a no-no in my house. Yeah, weed was a big no-no. Like my mom, your son is a fat chiefer. He will take the entire thing, Yummy's mom. Yeah, ironically. Yeah, because they, you guys smoke a little toenail fucking splits. Like, yeah, I'm going to smoke a whole thing.

Oh, it's hereditary. That's where it came from. Yomi's chieping habits came from his mom. His mom just wanted all that weed, all that pack for herself. Yeah, she is. You ain't shit enough. Fuck yo tacos. You ain't shit.

Man, why I come to the birthday party? Where are we at? He didn't even let me know with them loud. Give me that taco. But, but, but, uh, She got so mad. I don't remember what my punishment was, but I'm pretty sure I didn't have my phone for a month,

which was a really big deal. I've never had my phone taken away from me. I've had no phone. I think she spank, tried to spank me, and I, like, laughed, and then she was like, I'm never going to spank you ever again. It was like 16 or 15. Whoa.

I was like 21. Whoa. That was just a very experimenting, dude. This was over Christmas break. Yeah. I started giggling and she kept doing it. I was supposed that day, so I got to leave. I thought it's going to stop, yeah.

I don't even remember what happened, but yeah, it was not good. She was not, she cried a lot, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Because you enjoyed the spanking? No, because I smoked weed. Oh. Oh. Well, you thought you were going to be, like, kiss from your ass or something?

Oh, my God. I was not used into it. I was never used into it. I had two dabs first time. What? Oh, I said to dad. No, he did say. I had two dads.

No, dad. I was like, what you mean? First time. Like, actual wax, like on a blow torch. Like, no, you did it. That was my first time and I had two of them. You could do any drug. Tanner, my first time was two grab bong hits while drinking.

It was. Oh, my God. You fucked up. I was, I was so, I heard police signs because it was a Halloween party. I ran and hid in a closet. And I saw a McDonald's sign and I thought it was a carousel. Like a, like a Ferris wheel. What are you talking about?

In the closet? I heard the police sirens and I knew that I smoked weed. McDonald's was in the closet? No, there was a McDonald's sign. I could see it in the distance in the backyard and I thought that it was a Ferris wheel. There's a window in the closet? No, he left.

That was after, I think, right? Yes. I'm just so shud. I don't even know what's happening. I don't know either, man. When I had my two dabs and that was like my very first time, And I wasn't really sure how I was supposed to feel. So I didn't feel anything the first one.

So let me get a second one. And I go, okay, you psychopath. So I took a second one. You psychopath. Yeah. I fell over on the floor. Okay. Okay.

You're thinking of a kid. Oh, my God. And they gave me an ice cream cone to turn on adventure time. And I looked like this for like four hours. I was like, no, dude. I will never, I will never forget. a fucking day that I had a bad high and I come down to Isaac's room and I'm like I'm having a bad

high and he's like oh buddy you're having a bad high come here and he pops me on his fucking leg and he's bouncing me up and down like this day he got in discord with fucking people laughing at me and then he puts me to the bed and he we had ordered a big old fucking bottle of McDonald's and He turned his camera so that they can watch me eat in bed and I'm just slowly eating fucking food He was like he was like It's like watching a gorilla He looks like a baby right dude I have no idea how people have a bad high off weed

I do not get that Because you never been high enough I've been high enough Because I was like you humiliated me in front of people No no no listen the only reason the only reason I did that to you was because I was projecting my own first time getting high. So my friend had gotten a pen and he had a cart in it.

And this shit was like, it was called like fucking brass knuckles. And I was like, I was holding fuck. That shit must have been insane. He was like, he gave it to me. He was like, all right, smoke this. And I was like, all right, cool. And I started smoking it. And he didn't let me stop until it blinkered. And he sat me down. And he made me do it again. I'll hour or whatever. But I was like, okay with it. I just didn't know that

doing a blinker on a pen was like the worst, decision ever for your first time getting high. Then he ordered food, put it on the coffee table, sat me on the couch, and I could not move the entire night. So I'm sitting there, I'm like a fat guy on a treadmill, but the treadmill's not moving. And this food is looking at me, and I'm looking at him.

The food's talking. I'm sorry to God, I was so pissed off. You ever seen those videos of the sausage party orgy? Wait, you ever seen those videos of the dogs like talking? He's like, come kiss me on my hot way. It's like that. It's like the burger.

The burger opens. Make out with me. Come home. I got extra pickles. Yeah, I thought it was just Projecting. No,

it was funny as fucking. First edible I ever took, I passed out of my fucking friend's bathroom for like two hours. I was like, I gotta go pee. I gotta go. My first time getting drunk was way worse

to my first time getting high. Dude, I hated drinking for the longest time. I don't like drinking even now. I threw up. Sometimes I'll get like drunk and like Twitter sees that, but I really do not like drinking.

Dude, you got fucking, you got wasted, and you did the most peculiar things ever on Twitter. Okay, I was, like that. Now, that was funny. And also, just for the record, I didn't say because I didn't want to, like, shit on Yummy's little joke on Twitter, but I was not drinking White Claws.

I was drinking Tito's. And I got, I got drunk off of Titos. Yeah, it was a funny joke. You don't like Titos? You don't like Titos, buddy? No, I just, like, I still, you ever gotten so drunk, such a bad experience with, like,

getting drunk? Yeah. And you don't like a shot. And it's like, no, that taste is. in your mouth when somebody says the word when you think about it. Yeah, that's me with Cheetos and I had that with something. Fireball.

Fireball's bad. Mon's Tito's and crown for me. Dude, I don't know what I mean, I'm stupid. The thing is, I'm big as fuck. It takes a lot for me to get drunk. So I figured out fuck mixing. Let's just speed up the process and down a whole bottle.

Damn. Those were the worst nights of my life. Like actually. That's ridiculous. And I did that shit like two weeks ago I got down the whole bottle of crap Oh wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It was like a shot or tooth or shots

something like that with droid for his stream. And like, I mean, we got to the point we were casually drinking. There was a lot of that bottle left. And I was like, can I take this home? I took the whole bottle home. I went live, played Overwatch, was just... Yeah.

It gets ugly when I get drunk, bro. I can't do it, man. I forget about it. I think I've ever knocked out more than, like, fifth of any bottle of it. Oh, we were talking about my most recent experience, though, weren't we? Yeah, I started arguing with people on Twitter about

Oh, yeah, you got political, right? Very. It's pretty funny. He was like, here's why I don't like communism. Recent 1 through 37 listed out in order. It's real. I love you guys so much. An hour later, communism is actually really tough. And then an hour later, he's like,

I love you guys so much. You're the best ever. Someone had tweet at me and she was like, have you ever thought about, you know, conferring to communism or like a communism? And then you decided to respond for some weird reason. Well, I said, no. And I answered why.

And then some people were just talking about it. And the next morning, someone was like, I was like, I will never tweet out of politics again. And they were like, yeah, so many bad takes. And I just responded. I was like, what were the bad takes? Because, to be honest, I didn't make any bad takes. So, yeah, I mean, listen, I'll be honest about it.

I'm not going to get any crazy. Any crazy political. They're crazy. There were a lot more, like, quiet, socialist, communist believers than I had thought. They just kind of came out of nowhere. And I was like, wow. Yeah, no, they just like funny videos, man. But they still, they still.

They still have. But they also like Discord videos. The duality of man. I respect. I respect it all. I was just, I was drunk as shit. And there were some things that I should have not done. So I just, did you drop the end?

Did you learn? Did you learn from your mistakes? Did you learn your lesson? No, I'm going to do that shit again this weekend. Look at my tweets tomorrow. What I will say is if you suck to Grizzie, Grizzie will friend you and he'll talk to you about why.

And he'll a year's code group for 10% off on gamers stuff. Grizzie will talk to you about politics all day. We are getting a little bit late here. I think it is about time to wrap this. It's a nice long one. It's a nice one group, 10% off. If you do it, you'll help us to do More bigger, awesome, cool things this year.

No, you guys are going to do crazy stuff. They don't even know. We had a crazy meeting with Mr. GamerSubs. Like, it was pretty big. Genuinely. He said, Mr. Stubbs. He said,

he said we're crushing it. Really? And he said, as a member stuff is doing phenomenal. As a crushing the company, you're bringing them down. We actually should stop talking about it. So we need to stop associating with you guys.

Stop tweeting about those things, please. Yes. And then. And then actually, believe it or not, here's the final surprise if you made it this far. Grizzy's now in the group. So now we... Yay, great job. Grisio.

Wait, why are you making that phase? Oh, there is. Let's go. Hey, Grizy, we have a recording. He's going to move in. Yeah, we have to come over. You have a room for you now. We have a room for you, but also, we have a recording after this.

Do you want to... Can you do that? No. It is 12.8 a.m. Oh, we need to wrap it up. A lot of the group. Rizzie is not a lot of the room. Rizzie is terminated.

He cannot make any single video. All right. All right. Thank you for coming. All right. All right. All right. Everybody.

This is what we do, Grissy. Look. Oh, yeah. We got a gris. We got to get it. Grizzy. Grizzy, bro fist out. Grizy be a bro.

M. He's eating the whole thing. Oh, no. Grissy, do it. Grissy, greasy. Greasy, put your fist up. Whatever I'm ending the, I'm ending. He's a, he's a no.

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