The Group Chat - #46 - 1 Year Anniversary!! 🎉🎊

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

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Welcome back. Welcome back. Ewe. Ewe. That was like the group. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the group chat podcast. We're joined by special creatures and whimsical little creatures. That's real.

That's real. There's evidence. There's evidence and proof about wisdom. There's real evidence of this. Episode 22. Ask Mexico. Before we do that, we should do a prayer. Because we're about to talk about some subjects that may haunts us and may possesses.

Can you be in charge of it? Yeah. Okay. Wait, hang on, hang on. Oh yeah, everyone joined in hands. You're embarrassing me in front of... Okay. Okay, I haven't printed in a lot of them.

Yoom me joining hands, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, ghastly ghoul. Please don't pull down my pants. No, I don't want to join in. I actually want that to happen. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Please don't do nothing but dance.

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. Dead. The ghastly ghouls. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I cursed. Oh, my God. The denim devil is in the room.

The denim devil is in the room. I feel, I don't know. I think I might have said a slurred a bad word in the first 80 seconds. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. What did you say? I said,

Gassly ghoul. You just made it worse. Cam, blur me. You're an idiotic. This episode is brought to you by GamerSups. Make sure you use code groups for using code group. Use code group for 10.

10% off. Yeah, we've been going crazy. You guys are going crazy. Everyone here is forgotten, except for me, and you're welcome for remembering. This is the one-year anniversary of starting the... That is actually... That's what you're doing. I don't even know how we made it.

You didn't make you yet. That's next week or a few more weeks from now. Oh. Why wasn't I on the first one? What happened? Why were you doing? We didn't know you little, bro. We picked you off of the dirt.

We didn't know who you were. Oh. The podcast wasn't even good until I got on it. I'll be real. I'll be real. What do you mean? My big ass. Wait,

what you mean? Listen, listen, listen. The podcast was down here before I came on. Oh, whoa. Then I came on. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Then we did here. Go back to the first episode.

You came one. You went to push it down. Go back to the first episode when you first appeared on this podcast. You were in a wooden shack. You were nowhere. Yeah. You were in the slums. You were in a dorm.

You were in a house. You were living in the builder hut. You were in the builder hut. Yeah. You created this foundation. But guess what? But guess what? I hired you.

I hired you. You're 14. in a builder hut, okay? I mean, my house and this community. Welcome back, everyone. Morning here.

How do we do it? Level two turret defending your shit. Yeah, man, there's no time. You're a rush. You're going to play the game. Your townhouse was rushed.

You have a level 14 electro wizard. You have level one walls. Electricity. Electrons. Fireballs. Fireball. Fireball.

Fireball. Dollar ball. I sound like a science teacher. Electrons! That was perfect. I've been seeing some people posting a code group on their little whiteboards. It's been really cute. Yeah,

and now have a new town for you guys. Seven weeks since we asked about it and now we're just getting to it. You get a Sharpie and pick a random classmate and on their forehead, write hashtag code group. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, don't do that. You'll end up on Fight Haven if you actually start doing it. You do that? Black market challenge.

I'll react to it. Black market channel. Black market. challenge, you ready? You ready? Go to a hospital where all the babies are Okay, and now

they're starting over. You know what the names are? You know where the names are? Oh, yeah. Erase the names and put a code group. Or just swap two babies. Isn't that crazy? That's like an actual thing.

You can actually do that in the money. Or give the baby a speed of game or stuff. They always find out. It's like what my baby? They don't start looking like people. No. Huh? What?

They just don't look like regular people right now. Yeah, babies look like. Yeah, babies look all the same. The most people are the same. They all just remember what came down to the lady. No, they don't. I've seen some ugliest babies. At least us Caucasians in the room, we could have been switched at birth and nobody would know.

Oh, come on. You said that you put your hand on your chest. You're a pleasure of allegiance. Us Caucasians. You got down on one knee. It's not like that. It's not like that. It was like that.

You even saying about Caucasian people. He said, he just said white people all is the same. same. Yeah, the babies, because, like, you can tell my skin tone otherwise. I think, I think every single, like, race from the most part looks the same respective to their baby. I think every baby looks the same. Racist ass.

I'm talking about the skin color. I don't, listen. I've seen ugly-ass babies, dude. There was one in the restaurant where he was eating, and then he turned around, like, and the guy was recording it, and he was like, oh, yeah, baby. They, like, jump scared him. He was literally of all time. He was like his big.

Like, like, he's like, boom. Oh, I love that video, dude. I think my mic is too loud. I'm looking at it on, Adasty, sorry, viewers at home. Okay. Yeah, babies are a little ugly. So, yeah, I don't believe when people are like,

oh my God, he has your features. He has your nose. Dude, I actually, how do you see that? I have my dad's nose and that's a fact. So here's the thing. I'm on your 18. On cap, no God.

Did you guys know this? Okay. I keep saying that. I keep saying on cap, no God, instead of no cap on God. I don't know what's wrong. See, that's way cool, though. You're getting it twisted.

Anyways. Not me? Did you know that you have to pay if, after your baby is delivered if you're the mother, you have to pay to hold it skin to skin after it's loaded? No, you don't. Whoa. You have to pay extra money to hold your own baby on your chest, you do. No way. Is that there?

Because doctor, because hospital is just won as much money as they can get. No, that's stupid. I'm looking up. I'm pretty sure you have to pay. And there's actually a lot of health benefits for the baby if I'm pretty sure if the mother gets to hold it to like it's skin. I don't know why. Wait, I learned something. I learned something about babies too recently.

Okay, I just looked it up. There is never a charge for a nation to hold the baby. Oh, really? All right, I'm spreading misinformation on the internet. I was spreading misinformation. TikTok information. No, I heard this from like multiple people. That's so weird.

Yeah, me, you never got in hospital and then every single mother that wants to hold her baby, you have to tell them it's like a paywall. Dude, I'm pretty sure my sister told me that and she's had a baby. Wait, wait, wait, I just thought the coolest thing. I just thought the coolest thing ever. I think that's like the oldest, like, mom jokes. That's an old lifestyle.

Imagine being the mayor. Imagine being the mayor of the town. I want to be the mayor of the town. I want to be a really old mayor of the town. And I want to go to the hospitals. And I want to cut umbilical cords with a big pair of scissors. Like I'm opening up a new. Oh, like gold.

Like gold pair of scissors. Yeah. And then I, yeah. Yeah. That'd be cool. You know, kids. Is it just me? Like anyone else?

Am I alone in my feelings? I don't aspire to do that, bro. What do you? I want to do. I just thought someone would be like, oh, yeah. Yeah, me too. But no. It's just me.

Isaac, I've been real. I just, like, toned you out. I didn't hear any of a single word. I don't give a shit. Larry heard me? Larry, you want to do that with me? We could be the mayor. Yeah, I'll tell you.

Yeah, you hold one, man. Listen, Isaac, we push it like this. You want one and I hold the other. Isaac, I promise you Larry would do anything. Hey, I figured it out. I cracked the coat. I cracked the case. Fuck.

So it's, if you have a C-section, due to the drugs you were given for the procedure, if you want skin-to-skin-contact, you have to pay money for another nurse to come in the room to supervise you to make sure that you don't drop your baby, so you do have to pay for it. Well, that makes sense because it's a weird

work around. I bet you shouldn't have to pay for that. You should have a teacin. You lost a lot of blood. If you drop your blood and lands right on a soft spot. Whatever it. The baby's going to land on a soft spot. Dude, I've had an intrusive thought before. That means that I'm not going to say it. It was like, like Patrick when a bowling ball lands on his head.

Larry, you better be fucking careful, my man. You are, you are doing. Do not point your hand in any direction. Put it down. Put it down. Raise your head down. I want to speak. Yes.

Okay. Well, what are you going to say? What's the B section? Okay. That's what you're waiting for. You're done. I actually listen. This is the first time I've spoken to Larry in like three days like for like more than five minutes and I'm not listening to this Larry.

What have you been doing? What have you been doing upstairs? He's fake coughing. I didn't hear him cough from his room. My boogers have been orange. Dude, is that real? Is that real? No, it's not.

No way. That better be tumble sauce. What was that? What was that? Be honest. What was that? No, that was, um... I looked like barbecue sauce.

With a gag. Stop. What is it? What is it? I asked you what it was, not to show me again. What are you like, kid? No, it's, um... It's fried chicken.

It's fried chicken. Uh, right? You want to hear it? Quit. No, no. No. I'm pretty sure Yummy and I went shopping for his, like, medical stuff to help him feel better, like, a week ago. Yeah, that's when we and Isaac were in Pennsylvania.

They weren't even in town. And guess what? None of it weren't. Oh, good news. We could talk about that. Good news, by the way. This is only good news for you. Only good news for you. That's it.

That's the only person. Yeah, good news for me, by the way. It wasn't even worth it from being completely honest with you, but I got my passport today. It came in the mail. Yay. Go to Puerto Rico. Wait, what is the time frame to get it if you don't expedite it?

Because you got it at the very end. Eight weeks. Eight weeks. You would have, dude You literally got it so late You got it so late I got the far end of like expedition I got it four and a half

Almost five weeks And it's like three to it's yeah Yeah three to five weeks to explain as hell There's lots to talk about They sent it in one of those like envelopes That you know Why doesn't take so long? Dude I don't know

I can do it myself I can print it's like I could make one faster With no expertise And the knowledge about making one I can paint one I think all they do is It's literally it

All right Get a pigeon Cam, editor brutal No You guys overwork Cam You overwork him All right Make it as hard we don't

I'm opening a bag of chips See I know for a fact That Cam didn't put boogers on the screen He did I literally watched it on the podcast Last episode I believe it's because you told him to in Discord after

Did you really said, I better see a burger? Yeah, you did, Isaac. You said, I better see a bugger too. Yeah, well, I didn't humble a timestamp, so I was impressed. Yes, you did. Oh, okay. Can I just try to my passport? Yeah, yeah.

Because, like, you guys are going to all expect the same thing. They're going to give you an envelope, and they literally just put the passport in the envelope. Like, there's no, like, packaging. There's nothing else. It's just big-ass envelope, and it's just this little passport that's just sitting inside free-floating. Didn't you pay for something extra?

Didn't we all pay for something extra? Yeah, where's your card out? I don't know. It didn't come. Oh, well, that sucks. Fuck you, USPS. Like, I got like a booklet and then something else and then something else. Yeah, I bought one of those little cards that you can take to like the Caribbean or something like that. Oh, dude, I got a tattoo.

Look. That would be crazy. That would have been crazy. That was like that. That just like added nothing at all. Right after we recorded last week's podcast with Grizzie and Grunk can make it condolences. Oh, yeah. It was late night here in the CST.

This patched his best. I was a very little. People were like, Gronk and I. I was different in this one. I was like, yeah. Yeah, I like how drunk and Grizzie, like the names are kind of similar.

They're kind of the same. What's up? What's a mash? Brunk Grizzie. Grzy. Oh, wait. Grezy. That's crazy.

Grzy. No, it's grunkey. No, it's grusie. Grunkey. I like grunkey. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Grinky. That sounds like a slur. Yeah, don't say that. Grinksy. Grinksy. No, Vinkie? Grunxie. Dude, zero emotion.

You're just like... Dude, I had a flashback of what I looked like in the last LikC where I was like... Oh, dude, when you had your mom... You're like, mom hair? I missed that. I kind of have that right now. But you have like the old 80s hair. Can I show Grog something that he hasn't seen?

Oh, I don't do it. All right. No. Oh, good. Girl, close your eyes. Oh, okay, wait. We're not going to blur this. How do I do it?

I don't know. Oh, this is like a real. That's bad. That's actually a lot bad. It's way worse than the light too. It looks like a crater. Oh my goodness. We can give a little hint.

I mean, we're not to go into detail. We were at a baseball field. We played baseball and a big giant baseball hit him right in the fucking set. Someone had a baseball and that baseball hit his leg. I'm not. Like, they hit it. It was 80 mile pro fastball. It was definitely E-Rob.

Huh? It was definitely E-Rob. I don't want to play baseball. I have no health insurance. I can't be at the pitching man. Literally what I said was, can I get, what did I say? I wanted the L-Net. I wanted the L-Net so I could actually pitch

and just like stand behind it. Dude. And then it's actually scary. And then Nick was like, the odds of the ball going back to the pitchers mound is zero in a million. And then I was like, all right. close you were standing and also you move at the I was on the white bar It happens like same Nick

It happens so common it's really common it's really common He's really common really common Yummy also moves really like fucking slow So that's why the ball wasn't moving at Yeah that's why the chances Go up because Yummy doesn't know how to like maneuver Yomi's faster than you Nick I'll say that right now

I know I know Yomi can hit a sprint I raced him at a beach I've raised them too on sand I've raised him on these Oh I remember that He's fastest He's running out that sand the way that you were running to that first base

today? No, I was faster. He was faster. He was faster. Tanner and the sand is like a salt is like that. I was born in Washington. I was like an actual water. You literally walk outside on gravel with bare feet. You really gripped a fucking Yeah. Oh my

God. Oh, my God. All right. You have a white sticker stuck to your foot. What was that? It was discount. It's priced. Eat it, eat. It looks like a piece of plastic bag. It's like a little piece of you out when you're shirt.

Grunk, what have you been doing for the past two weeks? It's been a while. Nothing. God damn it. Nothing at us. Working at work in school. Flu and working. Yeah.

You got a girlfriend yet, buddy? No. You're talking to any girls? Kind of, but not really. I don't know. Huge. You fumbled in. No.

No. No, I'm just trying to get to spring, to be honest. That's what she goes crazy when spring break. Start taking shots and going, and then like choke everybody out. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of the needle tap, insert that bitch in. And you eat up out blue, a spoon with black liquid in it. Yeah.

No, wait, bend it, bend it. I'm going to show up to grunks graduation with a six-pack of Corslight. I'm going to, I'm going to eat a Coorslight. We're going to give all high school here. alcohol and like no we're not. What can we all wear wife beers? Can we like yellow mustard stains and ketchup stains on it? Yeah, like sag and chas and chas with homeless too. Could every shirt we have spell out the group?

Yeah, in like fucking jazzled the jewel. Wait, it's perfect. G R-O-U-P is a perfect amount. Yeah, yeah, Brunk can be like an exclamation point or something or a heart or something. Or he could be the start of chat. We can recruit some more random people. You're like an ape. You're like this monkey, like the memory game.

Ape. There's a memory game. Do do it. Then they go. They win a blueberry. Yeah. They do it again like. Doot do.

Like a Pringle. Dude, I love monkeys. They're like one of the funniest animals of all time. Can he believe that? Like evil, evil fuckers put them on bicycles and make them ride around with little hats at the stage. Can you believe they shot him in a space and they died? Yeah.

That's fucking crazy. like literally. Dude, Elon Musk is a monster. Have he seen the experiments of like where they take the baby away and he's what the baby does by himself? Yeah. He goes like fucking manic.

No, they did an experiment where one had like a mother, like a mother that was just, um, fake mom. It was two fake moms, but one of them had like fur and stuff like looked like a monkey or whatever. And the other one was just like wireframe. And like the one with the wireframe was like scared of the world. Like literally terrified.

They put it out in the, and like the public, or not in the public, in a new enclosure, and it was terrified. But the other one was like fine. Crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

The poor little guys, man. All for what, I don't know what you learn from that. There's no. Oh, why the monkeys are scary. The monkey community is actually insane. Like,

I already saw a video. No, there is. There's videos. I literally look at a video and it was like, monkey, like, baby monkey falls 3,000 stairs, like down the 3,000 staircases.

I found a, playlist with 300 videos. And it's like, it's like baby monkey gets his head like just fucking no, what the hell? It's like, it's like getting like baby monkey monkeys get poached and like all this crazy shit. It's like, yeah.

Why is that allowed on YouTube? It'll be like a monkey grabbing an electric line. Yeah, didn't we get silly? We looked up like monkeys. Like what do you say? We get silly? We get silly. We get silly. We get silly. We got silly. I got silly. I got I don't remember that. I watched a monkey. I Watch the monkey do stupid things.

What are you talking about? What are you on? We watch monkeys do stuff, dude. That's what I was trying to talk about. Stuff. The monkeys, they were like doing some weird things. They were dying. Can I tell you guys something?

Oh, my God. H.E.B. Beef turkey is absolutely insane. Oh, the monkeys that, like, touch the power lines. Yeah, like the monkeys that decide to jump in traffic for no reason. Whoa. What? That's, this place. This is beef jerky is like one of the best I've ever had in my time.

You know what price? Give me the price of that beef jerky. That used to be an animal. It is for 0.3. 35 pounds, 1138. Beef jerky prices are evil. Yeah, they're pretty expensive. Gasoline is cheaper than beef jerky.

I saw $24 beef jerky. Like, not worth it. I saw $400. It was cured. That's like somebody's gas prices. Dude, that's not geared for oil. What did it have? Oh, that $24 goes down the drain in like two cents.

That better be the jukey's beef jerky. I've had this for like a week. Plus. That looks like a... Yeah, it looks like a... I'm walking in your room. You're like... It looks like a hand reaching up.

You need to talk about that a little bit. I mean, because it's a big step in your life, I think. I've been trying to eat a little bit healthier. And no more large coax. He got rid of the McDonald's shirt or whatever. Yeah.

Dude, I wore that today. I wore it literally today. He wore it literally today. Yeah. Well, doing less physical activity. No more large coax. I've only been drinking water. Except I had one

diet Dr. Pepper, that was it. That's fine. That's what's already having. It's already having his repercussions. Look at his leg, dude. He's re- I'm like injured from my drinking soda. If you had a Coke,

that bruise would not be that big. Yeah, that bruise would have been a guy. That fat would have just like, boom, bouncing away. The Coke all of you have repaired that instantly. Yeah. Eating cleaner, going to the gym sometimes with soft really Nick. I've been going with him.

It's been fun. It was like a little tough, but it's good. I've been out of the gym for a long time. It would good. The soreness is good, to be honest. So everything about it is there's no negatives to it. Like there's not. To be sore.

I guess the only negative would be that like because I'm not used to it right now, I do get tired throughout the day a little bit more. Also mobility. Sometimes you'll go to do something that feels normal sometimes and it hurts like a bitch. Ooh, dude, taking the shit after like, yeah, getting out of your car on like day. Oh. That is one.

Yummy. Getting up from like sitting down and you just like, yummy. Since you're so fresh into it right now still, What would you give any piece of advice to someone, like what made you want to start or what's been helping to start? And what do you think you can give to someone that deserves or needs to hear it to help them? Can't put the Just Do It guy on screen right now. Who's the Just Do It Guy?

Ron James. Shai LaBoh. She's the Justin. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm not going to say. Dude. That sucks.

Well, a lot of it was like, Regan Ball. I wasn't, it wasn't like I didn't. want to do it. It was more like I didn't care to do it. And it was because I prioritized like my time doing my job over my health and my body. But then I kind of realized like, you know, it was kind of hard to stay focused and stay on track and keep energy to do my job every single day. And I know like the more you fill up your schedule with like meaningful stuff, the more you crank out like other tasks, the more it is to do later tasks. So I wanted to do something that was a little bit harder than just like, you know, going through the motions

every single day. So that's why I kind of wanted to get into the gym. That was beautiful. Grunks' dick ass on that. Grunk's been running, he said. I've been, yeah. Yeah.

It's not much. It's like a 10-minute run just up and down my street a few times. Pretty good. Imagine God trying to go to work. You just see like your neighbor running doing like sprints up and down the street like four or five times. It literally happens in our neighborhood.

Like, motherfuckers just run. It's chill though. It's just, though. It's a fucking way you're here. Isaac, you never see it because you wake up at four in the afternoon. So, yeah. Tanner and I went to Pennsylvania. We saw our pugs.

We did see the pug factory. We did do that. Oh, I love those. Nick, what time did I wake up today? Let me know. 10.30. You woke up early today. You woke up at 10.m.

You woke up at what? 11 or 12? 10. I was up at 10.30. Yeah. And I started my mom. And then I went back to bed. But then I woke up again on noon.

What is, what is cute about you is that I'm going to have to applaud you and tell you. That's good work. So maybe you can get it's been like a week of doing that. What are we talking about? Terry, I went to Pennsylvania. We saw the pugs. We got our pictures taken for our...

Isaac, you make the most normal thing sound like it's the crazy shit in the world. Yeah, exactly. Like, dude, there's some people that wake up at seven to go to work and you're sitting here like, I woke up at night.

You got fucking... You got fucking Navy SEals, dog. Larry is... My dad is. We're coming at me right now. He's a worst. He's worse. Who is?

Who is. Who is? Shut up. Larry, he woke up at seven. He did wake up a son. Yeah, Larry's bad. Larry's the worst. Larry's the evil villain. Listen, the only reason why I hone in on you, Isaac, is because before we moved into this house, he was talking all this hype and gas about being like, oh my god, now I could finally stream during the day because all the dogs are not going to be so loud upstairs.

My whole family's up. And now it's like, you... And now it's like, all he does is make YouTube videos and puts out content. It's like so unproductive. I can't believe he'd do that. What was that time you'll pull it on me, Nick, huh? Was that time you streamed? Do you want to talk shit?

I actually- What was that? You've been offline for 12 months? I didn't I? Everybody? He did? Yep, for 10 minutes and he didn't say a word. I think five minutes of it. Larry had to show me how to unmute my mind.

Oh, that a fucking user mind. Yeah, we had to show him. To show him how to switch scenes and stuff. It was pretty outdated. He went to Pennsylvania. Dude, okay. Oh, you guys see pugs? No, Isaac does live in the hood.

I will prove that right now. He does. It's bad. It's like really bad there. Like I, like, I walked there, I was like, there's like gunshots and rats and like, it's like, it's like shoes tied up on the, on the wires, on the lines. But then his house is like a rat asking if you want drugs. Like, hey, bro.

We went to like a restaurant, like this is our nicest restaurant. It was like a conveyor belt restaurant. It was like plastic's race. It was a little lever. Like this like fucking gunk comes in. Yeah, turner saw all right. All right. News plow.

He saw a bus for the first time and said, I know what a bus is, wise guy. Oh, sorry, man. Yeah, what was crazy about the bus? A transportation bus? It was just a school bus. Hold on. That just takes you to the city.

I thought about something, because we were talking about me starting going to the gym, right? And you're asking if I had any tips for anybody new. Okay, I have method. I thought about method while I was at the gym. This is what I would do

if I had no idea what I was doing, which I really don't have a good idea of what I'm doing anyways. But if I was going to start going to the gym in a random city, random place, I had no idea what that was going on, random gym. immediately, I'm hitting the treadmill

and I'm walking for 30 minutes and I'm just observing. There it is. I'm just looking at what people are doing. I'm seeing what the machines do, how people are doing it. I'm like estimating in my head what a muscle target group. I was about to say, I was about to say, no, no, no. This is an inappropriate guy doing under,

and are you looking at ladies, no, do it better. Don't look at it at the machines, see what the machines are doing and then figure out like what you want to, what muscle group you want to target. Yeah. If you go to like the craziest gym, like you see a guy lifting like the actual machine itself.

Yeah, like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He just like pull up with like two tires. Have you seen like the wandering trader lifts or something where he has literally like, like two chairs and like... Yeah, he's on a skateboard, he has like a wizard's hat and like a dumbbell on his head. Like okay. Oh yeah, it's a good gym.

All right. Yeah, Yami, you definitely did the right method because that's what I did too. It builds a little bit of confidence going to the treadmill. And just like kind of like watching what people do. And then like you dude, you can't go wrong with a treadmill, man. You really can't. Okay, I'm gonna be really. You can't go wrong.

You can go wrong with the treadmill if you go to Lifetime Fitness. Ooh, good idea. And you get to steer at the mirror and none of the people working out. However, at LA Fitness, this is like a plug. You can look at that you can stand on the treadmill and look at everything. Sponsored by L. Because you see everybody. By the way.

Lifetime is like you get on the treadmill and you can either look down into the balcony. It's like the lobby or you can look like at a wall. You can't see like half the gym. Another thing is like I was under the impression that like which it would be a good thing to do. But I was under the impression that every time you hit the gym, you had to go absolutely so hard no matter what. But like then I realized like you can just kind of go and you know. Only when you feel good on.

Yeah. Keep it. You can sweat while stretching. Like if you have a really good stretching session, you could, that's a workout in of itself. Yeah. So. Yeah.

Actually, I can make myself. It makes it less usually sweating. Just by sitting here. I can just like, why, you watch this. Cam, don't edit it. Okay, Cam, not full of water. Cam, make a moist meter intro to this part. No, don't do that.

Jaymack, no, not that you have to do it. Jaymack, look at Jaymack, put the moist meter. All right, Jemak, make a moist meter. Replace moist with boobs. That's freaking so, dude. I know. That's freaking cool. Dude, high five.

Oh, yeah, I started working out. I had to watch YouTube videos pretty. much. I would look up literally every fitness YouTuber like David Laid, Quinn, Vatel, like literally all those guys. And I would like copy. I would like copy. I would like write down what they do. Like okay, so we did three sets of that. So

like I would skim all their videos and just combine my own like program. So like your split is like David laid videos. It was. When I was a little kid I didn't know. When I was a fat, 250 pound freak that could do one push up. Yeah, you're an alien. I was an alien. I would just copy down what they did and I would mimic. I would

mimic them. I didn't know. There's somebody out there watching like that right now. You're calling him an alien. No, no, he is. No, Tanner was an alien. He had one eye. I had a glass eye right in the middle. I had a glass eye.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Look at him now. He has two. Two glass eyes. Two fake eyes. But it was bad when I was like, I was exposed to like bulking and cutting like younger like when I was a freshman.

So I saw them eat a bunch of food. I was like, okay, wait, I can I can move like that too. So I was so funny. Because, no, listen to this, I would go to, like, basketball games at the high school, and I'd order three foot-long hot dogs. And, like, two things of nachos. Brother took the bulk too serious. He took the bar, bro. And I never knew how to cut, so I just came.

I was smoking for 22 years. Dude, I saw a video of a guy broken for seven years. Brother, trust in the bulk. Holy fuck. His arm was like this big. His arm was the fucking. I think I know you're talking about. And he's like,

this cut is going to be insane. No, he just, he just recently started cutting like, like a few days ago started cutting. Who is this? He's like,

I forget his name. I got to find him on TikTok. He's like, he's like, in that whole field with like the, the gym reaper and like all those guys. The gym reaper is evil.

He's so, dude, he's a devil. He's evil. I was just showing Yummy like the other day of him like fucking doing pushups with like,

I think eight, 40 pounds. Like, yeah, fucking, 4 40 pounds. No, it was like 320 pounds on his back. Yeah. He was doing push-ups. He was like,

perfect for, perfect form too. Yeah, there was a girl that was deadlifting 225 or something like that. But she was like talking shit and he was just like cute. And like the fucking the ghost bit of what's the ghost voice, scream voice. It was like cute PR and he was like fucking like throwing it in the air with one arm like shoulder press it. Wait, is the Jim Reaper like the guy that was like

He'd go on the bench and he'd have like 500 pounds on the bar. And he'd be like, yeah. Yeah. And he would like, press it up like this. And then he would like go back down with it and go. No, wait, Tanner, he'll do this. He'll do this. We have like fucking 500 and he'll go.

Yeah, he'll, he'll have like people's PRs with like air time. That's what he goes. He's like the gym defender. He's a good guy. You're making him sound like a bad guy. He only does it to people who talk shit on other people. And babies and babies. And babies.

And babies. And single mothers, too. Single mothers. Yeah. Yeah. And people who are from the gym. He's a good guy. He's a good guy.

Like he has so many videos where he'll respond to people in the comments. He'd be like, no, dude. It's okay, dude. You can lift whatever weight you want. It's all right. It's all right, bro. Well, that's a good ex. He's cute.

He's good. I don't know. He's from New Zealand or something. Remember that guy that someone's like genuinely hitting like a good rip? And then this guy just comes. And he's like, now enter. And then the guy's name. And he's like, deadless like 800 some, 900 some.

Yeah. We don't want to enter that guy anymore. No, no, no. There was Kofy. No, no, Coffey's a good one. Coffey's a good one. The one you're talking about is another guy, but Coffey was the originator. That got started it.

His name was, it's K-O-F-I. Not the other guy who was a weirdo and I didn't know that. He got out of it as for being a complete freak. Coffey's a chill guy. He's a cool guy. He's a cool. Coffey Kingston. Coffey Kingston. I don't know. I don't know. He looks younger. He looks younger.

Here's my idea for you. What? How about you stockpile like 40 images to show all your followers and then like over the course of like the next eight weeks you do like 75 days hard let's do 75 hard and then 75 challenge it's like you drink a gallon of water every day yeah you drink a gallon of water and you go to the gym every single day and you get huge you're gonna be a lot of fucking 70 days you're gonna be like pick god let me just pile that on top of school and work yeah you're 70 days hard you do that you're gonna be S class you're gonna be S class you're gonna be up there

with those guys. Oh yeah. It'll be correct. When I started working out, you know what's funny? When I started working out, my source of inspiration was like the world's strongest men guys.

Like those four dudes, it was fucking, uh, like, oh, fuck, I forget their names. They're all like,

oh, Larry Wheels one or no. No, no. Larry Wheels is funny. Ryan, Crenshaw. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Brian, Brian Shaw. And there's the other guys. I forget.

Respects to them. I forget their name. But I respect to them, all of them were fucking crazy, dude. Like the can toss over the bar. The can't toss first try. Boom. Fucking several. Like, if we tried that our backward, split in half.

Isn't that we mad? They're so strong. I don't believe that they can pull that shit like several feet up in. Dude, he can get rid by the legs and pulling me across the house. You think they can actually pull a plane? That's a tool assistant. A small one, yeah. Has to be.

Probably the small. I see the only jumbo jets. They're like, like, Oh, they pull it this way? No, no, it's like attached to them by, oh, yeah, it's attached, it's like behind them and they're like, it's assisted though, it's assisted.

It's assisted, like they push it a little bit. They get a lot. I mean, it takes off with it. Oh, he's tied up to it. Oh, it flies into the direction. It's like that Gt emission with the announcers. Oh.

Oh. Another one down. Another one down. All right. another illusion today. It's a shot up in the air of like Red Miss. Cut transmission. Cut transmission.

What if like the Atlas, like, the Atlas of fucking Boulder? Like the big boulders? Yeah, it falls on him and just like, like, splat. Like, he's like a pancake. I know that was a really good sound effect, Larry. I like that.

That was a good one. I can't replicate anymore. It's not on your feet, they'd be ruined. Okay, like in Scandinavia? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Scandinavia, like, you are born to lift those, like stones like you're out of the womb and you have to lift in the outlet stone if you want that's your goal that's your man actually if you want to continue living you have to you have to your

mom the mom comes out ambilical cord so attached the baby got to lift that stone if they don't back in the womb you go the umbilical cord is like 300 pounds i heard it's a chain it's like a it's like a play they do the point they do the point pole with the umbilical cord to snap it in half I'm trying to think What is Dwayne Johnson's like ethnicity? Like what is he again? Does anybody know? I think he's Somalian.

Yeah. Those are like the most impressive. Somalia are. Did you say Somalia is a scary country? Yeah, I think. Somalian? Isn't it a Samo? No, it's something.

It's some kind of Indian. I'm looking at that. I'm looking at that. Island. Something tribal island, something. No, Somalia is. It's not Somalia. It's not the pirates.

Oh yeah. The pirates. He's not. That is. She said they shoot at the cargo ships And they Ahar Give me your load

Shut up Somalia is the virus Is the fire Is he talking about Somalian? Is he Somalian? Yes, he is, I knew it Mongolian.

No, no, Somalia. Mongolian has the beef. All I looked up was All I looked up What is the Rock Johnson? What came up? He probably got the answer. I just got a picture of him.

What is it? This is the first thing that came up. What is the Rock Johnson? Okay, it's like a Jeopardy question. Answer. Yeah, I don't know. They're like, they'll be huge. They'll be like, they'll be like 240,

and they look like they're fat, but they can do a backflip and sprint, like a 4-4. Like the 40-yard dash. 40-yard dash. I've seen, like, on a, like, like, Twitter, Twitter flights.

It's like, one of these dudes is Somali and the other guy's just, like, not Somali. Every single time the Somalians just beat the tar out of whoever they're up against. Like, they beat him to a pulp and it's ridiculous. He's Samoan. He's Samoan. Oh my God.

Are you kidding me? You've been calling him Somalian this entire time? He's Samoian. He's not Samoan. He's Samoan. I told you Somalia's the pirates. All they got is pirates over there. They're still shit.

You've been calling him Somalian this entire time? No, he's Samoan. I was like, when you said that. I was like, I saw S-A-M at all. That's all I saw. I knew it's either Mongolian or Somalian or Somalian. He has tribal tattoos. He's Samoan.

Somalian. I forgot where Samoa was or whatever the fuck. Where is Samoa? I think it's near either New Zealand or Hawaii, one or the other. It's near... He's not Somalian. Somalian. Samoian.

I hope this is animated. Somalian. A Polynesian island. Where is Polynesian? Like the sauce from Chick-fil-A. There's a sauce from Chikflare. You get a sauce. Where's Somalia?

I'm just like, that doesn't sound right. I just joined Johnson with an eye fetched at an AK-47. He has like a tank top of the skull. I don't know. I don't think they're all pirates everywhere. I'm sure there's some friendly people. I don't know. That's all I know.

Okay, he's near, it's north of New Zealand. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not the way north. I'm like, that's not the word. That's not what it is. So many times I started questioning myself to. Wait, that's rare, right? I just jumped going with it.

How many people live on snow? I don't know. It's a small island. but they're all, like, insane. They're strong and crazy. Yeah, Moana was filmed in Somalia. No, Somali population. 200,000.

Maui is Samoan. Why do we keep on saying the Somali people when they get in flights was like, it was like, oh, yeah, look out. You kept saying Somalian when like, Somalian. I was like, question. You guys know the videos I'm talking about, right?

Where they flip on the inflatable boats to the cargo ships? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm the captain, though. Yeah, that guy. the captain now look at me that's a crazy line that's like forever impacted what movies I found that uh captain saving crime saving no it's like captain

captain Smith or something there was a little in that movie captain crunk what country does like the the Bollywood Indian films no no no no no it's it's no bollywood is a lot like a lot of Hollywood is India bollywood's India okay then the knockoff movie what do you want me to fucking say, what they call? A double bodywood? It was like the guy, it was like the really funny effect. Oh, where they like, they like, they keep repeating it. There's like flashes like, yeah, it's like,

shoot, shoot, what? He's doing like a back clip and they just keep replaying it. Or like the helicopter. It's just like a PNG. Uganda, I think, actually. Is it Uganda? Or Zimbabwe. It might be Zimbabwe. It's one of those. Dude, I'm getting all my information.

Dude, it's crazy. How like the Eastern Hemisphere. Not all of it, but like some parts of it are like a decade behind on the internet culture is crazy. Yeah. Some people are still like we using bows and arrows. Like there there are thousands of years behind. Yeah. And then a missionary will go and try to spread the word of God and get stabbed in the heart and die. Or they'll become one of them. That's happened before. They do, yeah. I would not want to do that. Dude, there's a lot of places that are like, it's like, it's like law that you can't interact with. Yeah, it's protected. You can't,

it's protected and it's still like that. That's really weird. That's like, dude, what if there's laws for aliens or they can't interact with us because we need to be protected? Why would they follow that? Why would they follow that? No, at all. No, the intergalactic law. They'll blow up your plane and if you don't listen. We don't have a law. They have a law.

The aliens? It's like we're the aliens in this story in the untouched tribes are. Wow. I see what you're saying. We're not advanced enough. We're not ready. I tell you guys about all the TikToks that I get tagged in constantly from people in Nigeria. No.

Oh, because it mixed you up. There's a guy that's verified that he's like a big dancer in Nigeria. His name is Soft Made It. And so people How did they get that mixed up? So they tag him And then they tag me as well Along with like eight other people

This is to be friends This one All right can you do a vlog visiting him Soft made it I'm gonna go look it up right now Yeah and they just Soft Willie made it Every single day I get tagged in dozens

Upon dozens of TikToks Of like Like Like Not Jamaerian people like doing like Anything like They could literally just be like

Looking at themselves And like He's a beautiful man, what the fuck? Yeah, he's gorgeous. Holy shit. What is his skincare routine? Oh, that's an AI picture. Never mind. Larry, you see the, look the one on the top right, the pinned. Who is he? Wait. Oh.

What is his skin care? What is that? Oh, he tried the AI up. Okay, I get it now. Anyways. Oh, dude did. I went to Pennsylvania? I don't know. And you saw a bunch of plugs. Yeah. Okay, so we didn't expend on this, but, uh, so Tanner showed me. showing that the, this is a new discovery. This is like world.

Like no one, no one's talking about it right now. Look at the picture. The, the Mexican president claimed that he found an elf in the woods, an elf in the trees,

and he took a photo of it. And he's like, showing it for people. He's like, I can imagine him walking around, like, look. It's real. It's war.

You know, you know, you know, you know, I'm like, you know what? What makes me laugh is like this is some shit that my dad, like, I wake up at like in the afternoon. I like wake up, you know, I'm going to go get some breakfast. My dad, like, stops me in my tracks.

Like, you got to see this. Look, look, there's the Woodland El. And it just shows me this like Woodland Elf. The president, like, took a picture of the Woodland Elf. There it is. There it is. There it is. Honestly, that could be like something here.

That looks weird. That doesn't look like white hair. Yeah. Why are you talking in all this elf talk without. Grunk, grunk. Yeah, grunk. Yeah, get it. The Mexican president.

In Mexico, the Mexican president found them. What is that thing? Yeah. That's the woodland elf. That's scary. That's actually kind of scary, though. It looks crazy. It looks almost edited.

It looks like the Jersey devil. Here's the thing about Mexico, man. But don't you think... I don't know what it is. There's always like some supernatural shit going on on. No. Don't you think the Mexican president would have something better to show us? Like, camera quality-wise?

I mean, it was like super dark. I don't know. I mean, it could be... I see the leg. I see the leg. leg, he's crouched. It looks crazy. It could be like a little monkey creature.

Look. Could be something. It could be like a cracked out lady. It could be one of those things. Oh, it could be one of those. It could be one of those things. It looks like a woodland elf. I have, I have like the weirdest like memories of when I used to be in Mexico.

And I remember like, I was teased a lot. So like, they would tell me like, oh, there's this witch at night. Oh, that would appear in our town. La Jaron. If you stay out at night by yourself. It'll take you without anyone knowing. Dude, and I used to be terrified. Focus scared me.

It's a similar thing. Like, a movie? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would watch, like, Mr. Nightmare videos, and it was, like, in Mexico, there's rumored to have, like, witches about it. There'd be, like, videos of, like, a woman in, like, an all-white dress and be like, like, ah!

Like, it's, like, crazy. Let me ask you guys if you've seen this video, because it was the first thing that ever, like, fucked me up on the internet. Well, one of them, one of them. Um, I was maybe like six and there's this video of, I think it actually is just a little Hispanic girl and she's looking in the mirror and getting her hair brush. Yes. Yep. And she like turns around and like toss her out of the camera and the mirror doesn't change. Oh yeah.

That's creepy as far. She looks back, I saw that time. It starts like reflecting her again and then she looks back around a second time and then it jumps gears. I don't even know if there's a jump scare. I just remember in the mirror she never, she never moves. The eyes go all black. You guys remember a scary car? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, jumping down the hill. That was the other one. I never, oh my God. I was, um, so that was like my very first jump scare, but there was a time on YouTube when they would do scary and then like anything. They would do scary baby, scary house, scary car. And then it could just be like compilations of like a little kid. Scary car. Yeah, it's like a little kid and like they're like crying like blood or something.

It's a picture though. You know what? You know what? You know what's crazy about the scary car? That was a commercial that was aired. I think in Germany Yeah that was a German Yeah

They heard like how bad it was for people And they're like It's the reason why it's like a jump scare It's for an energy drink And it's not like you feel like Like your heart racing It's like this is what this is I swear to God that's and there's

That company made several more Like jump scare videos It's genius marketing I never was on the internet whatsoever So that was the first video I've ever found I was on my mother's laptop And I looked at it and that came up to me And I closed it cried

went to my room and I didn't know what to do. I called my mom and everything. That was like the worst day of my life. Oh, no. Did you guys watch Jurassic Fart? Yeah, man. Jurassic Fart! Jurassic Fart went hard.

There is also the one of the game. Jurassic Fart. It was an animated pig and a bird and a T-Rex. And he farted. It was like a white background. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then anyways, but it doesn't matter.

The game where you would have the little, I think it was like a red, like your mouse, you had to go through the white maze without touching the edges. And if you touch the edge, it was a jump scare of the game. Yeah, what was the movie again? Exorcist, I think. Yeah, that girl popped up. It was a girl. Yeah, that photo was different.

I was playing Roblox once I have a clip where I was just playing it. And then like an admin join the game and literally played the most loudest noise I've ever heard in my entire life on my computer. and all like... That was when... Five years I came out. Yeah, and literally like... And it flashed the image

and that scared me so bad just because of the loud noise. Like, I literally threw my headphones. It was so loud. I don't know if I've talked about it ever in the podcast, but I've talked about it many times on my streams,

but there was an old video. Man, I still remember everything about it. I was sitting in my dining table. There was family over, so they're all just chilling around. I was eating ramen soup, right? It just came out. Like, it's hot, whatever.

I'm eating it. I'm watching this video. It's called Samantha's, ghost Easter egg in Derey's Call the World That War That War It's an old ass video. Wait, I know what you're talking about And I'm like, oh my God Like I love Easter eggs, right? In video games

I was like, oh dude, this is fucking crazy So I'm watching it And it goes through like 14 bullshit steps Like turn around three times, shoot the moon twice Do a flip, you know, whatever the fuck So But at the very end, it's like All right now look very close

Like you have to like look Like look very close And then you'll see Samantha's ghost and then of course it's the fucking exorcist jump scare I flick the fucking bull on myself and I burn myself and it's everywhere dude it fucked me up so bad I didn't play

called three zombies for like a year I was so terrified of how like fucked up that was one of my most recent streams something like that happened but it was with my own clip because I didn't realize how loud my mic was and I like screamed and people were like dude that that was so loud

So I asked for the clip of it. They said to me, and I put it on my second monitor, and I was trying, and I thought I paused it. So I went back to my game to, like, mute it so I could listen to the clip. And it didn't pause, and it was so loud. I literally lost my breath. Like, I had to take, like, a two-minute breather. Like, I literally, like, my heart was racing. I couldn't catch my breath.

It was awful. Oh, actually, that reminds me. This is a public PSA. Don't look at, or don't join any, like, really weird Roblox server. Like, if you scroll all the way down, I don't. my gosh. Me and Greg were playing. We were bored.

We were bored. So we went all, we scrolled all the way down through like just roboleck servers. We clicked on a random fighting one. You, there's like, it's like bombs, right?

It's just like bombs. It's just, like your fucking ear jumps. Like, it's like the loudest thing in the world. It's so loud. It's so loud. It's like, how is that allowed to be like made?

Like that's so shuck. Like bypasses the limiter of audio. Oh, yeah. I know. I always see like a listen. Discord. It's like bad. Dude, I saw a clip on Twitter. Yeah. I saw a clip on Twitter

of a Roblox dance battle and the dude was dancing so hard and then he like went up on the side of the building and they're like, oh shit, he's dancing on the side of the building. And like he was literally people in a circle and he was dancing like this and he was beating his ass on a dance medal.

It was so funny. Yeah, it was so funny. It was so funny. Only specific times though. It's only funny if the people make it funny. It's really funny. It was really just a funny clip. I'll play Roblox tonight. That sounds kind of fun.

Yeah, Rolex is crazy. That's all I'm just a Roblox streamer. It's like a world of... Roblox is really fun. It's like slept on. Did you guys see that brand new game that looks like an actual Cold Duty game? I did. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that too. How do they do that? I actually don't get it. I don't understand. It used to be... I forgot the other one was called. Just an engine. Dude, you can tell when devs try like Roblox devs and it's insane.

Like, they get really crazy. But I feel bad. I feel like they don't get paid a lot. They don't. I always think like robots take a bunch. Yeah, it's like a bunch of bunch. Wait, Roblox does? Even if they have like, even if they have.

Oh my God, no, they get fucking paid. They make more than us. No, we're talking about the people who make the game game, not the like game game. I mean, do that make the like the game like the little kid developers? Like the little kid developers. Yeah, they're like, no. Hold on. Hold on.

The people that make the Robox games and like make the Robux. I think it's, I don't think it's every guy. I think it's some. There was like this case that happened. I think this is actually like a lawsuit or some shit. I don't remember what. But there was like a case where like these like developers who were kids. Yeah.

We're working under under the wing of like some what fucking guys and then they're being exploited. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the guys, the guys that own the game makes like huge money. Yeah. They get rich. They got me.

Yeah, they racked them. The creator of adopt me. Oh, retired. I think. Oh, what about? He has so much fucking money. I can't imagine the, you know, the B game? That one must be.

Oh, B, same. Oh, my God. Can we create. A Roblox game? Yeah. That would be, that's like, sounds like real. We can do that. That's a new video, baby.

We created a viral Roblox game. We created the viral game. We recreated. I planned on doing that. Really? A long time, but it was just, it's so hard to find, like, developers that are not like 15. Not only that, they are expensive.

Yeah. You just got to exploit a building game. So expensive. Yeah, you got to, you got a, you got a, probably, like, it could be up to, like, 100 an hour, if not more. I know who your Roblox girlfriend is.

You never know. Dude, a full project would probably be over like $5,000. Yeah. But then again, you got to think about how much you're going to make back. You're going to make that back. But what if it flops, though? It's like it could just flop immediately. And you kill yourself, I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. In-game and Roblox.

I forgot to tell you guys. I'm going to space this summer. What? What? How do you forget to tell us that? Really? That's crazy. Fuck? I was gonna dream. No, he's gone. I am. It's funded by my school. Elon. Elon and your school.

Oh, I forgot to send a picture of my face. It's like an $8 million trip for one person. No one's going to space. Did you actually? Send your face to Mars. Yeah, remember that? What if you looked at the moon? How much was it?

Is there any proof of that? Is there any proof that that happened? I think I sent Mr. Beast boner to space and then got money for it. That picture is so funny. It's so funny. He's just like. around? What if you look to the moon one day?

It was just like a perfect picture of soft wheelie's face. I was shocked. Okay, the day that I... I'd be shocked. I'd be so happy. The day that I go outside and I see an ad in the skies the day that I'll probably... They advertise off airplanes all the time. Have you had to the beach?

The day I go to bed and I dream and I'm going to my dream, there's a fucking ad for like... Subway or... I just want to replay my dream. I ought to put my dreams on TV and analyze them. No, there's a Black Bear episode about that. There is. You don't want that. Not everything has to be a dystopia, Larry.

It could be a utopia. It could be. There's not such a thing as utopia. Yep. I could say 100 things right now that are fucked up in the world. Like, what happened? What happened in the Black Mirror episode? I'm confused.

It was a lot more of about like the relationship shit, but it was basically... Okay, there you go. Awesome. What? I thought you were going to see her. Watching your dreams made like the dream demon come out in Black Mirror. No. Have you ever watched that?

It changed like people's like behavior. I was like, have you seen like mirror? It's a psychological show. It changed people. Yeah, it's a psychological. It's dystopia technology.

The only Black Mirror episode I've ever seen I saw like three times was the one when they fucked in VR the other. That was the best episode. It's like not even close to being the best episode. No. Yeah, it was. It was the best episode.

For me, the best episode was when the guy was being blackmail. When the guy was being blackmailed He had to like rob a bank And then that was huge That was fucked up. Isn't that called shut up and dance I think? Yep. Yes.

Yeah. That one is straight. That one is insane. That one. That one's, we can't spoil it. You can't have to watch it. Also, there's some topics. There's some topics that are like.

How would you not watch Black Mirror, Isaac? What the freak? It's like so, so good show. I don't know. I never got around to it. Also, I was sheltered you as a kid when it came out. I don't think it came out when you were kids

It came out when I was 16 You were like 16 I was 15 16 Oh have you guys Have you guys watched Love Death Robots Yeah That's even more fucked up

They're so good Love Death Robots is really good They're so good It's like all CGIs for the most part No it's just a bunch of different artists For each episode It is a different story It's so good

It's like animated or CGI or it's Yeah Do you remember the one with the girl That Witnessed a murder? Oh Yeah And it's looped Yeah, it's looping.

I don't know, maybe. Yeah, she sees a murder. Did you watch the most recent season? Did you, anyone watch the most recent? The recent one? No. Dude, the last episode of that season, I'm pretty sure, is literally unreal. It's like, I can't tell if it's real or fake.

It's so good. Oh, what? Love Death the Robots? Yeah. Are they still doing stuff? Mm-hmm. I think there's like three seasons now. Wow, my favorite is when they're in the refrigerator,

the people, like, the whole universe. Oh, yeah, that was silly. And then they're like, go to like nuclear war, some shit like that. It all happens in the fridge. He opens it and he's like, oh, fuck. And then all this other shit. Yeah. Watch it.

Everybody's listening. Watch it. Black Mirror. Actually, wait, before you do that, you should like look up puppies and shit. Because watching those two shows, Black Mirror and Love Dead robots are going to fuck you up. It'll ruin your life. It can make you actually like sad for like a few. It'll ruin your life a little bit.

But it's okay. Dude, the one with the guy who where all their memories are stored and they can fast forward. That's what I was talking about. That's what I just, that's what we're talking about. No, you were talking about a different one. No, no, no, no. I'm saying the one where Grunk just talked about how, like, he wants to rewatch back.

Oh. That's what I mean. It's like that. It was that. But yeah, that one's bad because, like, you, yeah, that one's bad. Yeah. That one will fuck you up. That's what I sound like Isaac.

It was pretty, it was fucked. That shit is so fucked. Or mess you up, mess you up. It'll mess you up. Same with the one where the guy was ads, all the ads and shit. He's treadmilling and there's like a show. Oh. Yeah, yeah, that one's really good.

Spoiler. I was right to say, yeah. Good job. All right, our viewers not have to watch anymore. They're doing. What games are you guys looking forward to lately? Because there's not been a really good AAA game. Elder Scrolls, dude.

A new Elder Scrolls game. Does you ever play the first Skyrim, Elder Scrolls? No. I bought Skyrim like four years ago and I never played it. Neither of you guys. Who here has played it? I've completed the game. Isaac, is your hand raised?

Oh, wait, my hand raised. Like Skyrim? Don't even tell me, he's not here. Isaac, he's peeing. He's peeing. Oh, my God. He doesn't even tell us. Are you talking about, like, Skyrim?

Like, the Elder Scrolls, like, the classic, the best one of Alt 5? Yeah. I bought that game, I think, six times on every console I've owned. It is one of the greatest games of all time. No exaggeration. It's really good. Why? I will buy Skyrim.

Because it is so good. You just get lost in it. You just like, it's just, really? Yeah, it's open world. It's like one of the... I don't know. Yeah. I'm talking like an interesting.

I don't know. I wasn't I was sure about that. I think I've, for me in my head, it's like fallout games, that kind of style. It's similar. It could have been,

it could have been of the time, you know, best of the time. It came out like 2009 or 2008. It was, I wish when they, okay, I would say,

I wish they, I wish they just remaster it, but like, um, like, I wish they would just do remastered. Which is just graphics overall. Which are three is...

You can just get a mod. Skyrim has a lot of mods, dude. Like a... You can make it a brand new game. Yeah, with the Nexus mod manager. Yeah, you can make it in VR. You guys remember that Nucky video from years ago? That old good old video game, Donkey, where he plays Skyrim.

Oh, yeah. And they had like Thomas Tank Engine. And Bears fighting and... That was like his first video. That was the one that blew up. That was this blow up. Isaac, have you played Skyrim? No.

Gros. Missed out on a childhood and everything fun. You guys did. You guys did. What I am, waiting for is the D-L-C. Of Eldering. Dude, I just started a new play-through today. I'll do another playthrough.

I will. I'll do it. But like, if I started, I mean I got to the tree guy, the tree for the one and stopped playing. Do you hear a funny story? Yeah. Let's hear the story. The longest time I went without uploading ever

was in 2022 February that's when the ordinary came out yeah what was like a month you stopped

it was like a month and a half for a month for a month like six weeks I remember when you guys were I still up to this day never played that game I remember

oh you were you fuck you haven't played I think the longest I think the longest I think the longest I'm gone without uploading my main channel

since 2015 uh was like 12 days okay Anyway, 12 days I can go right now and fly What was that? The longest

that I went without uploading since I started YouTube Was five Your little brother walked in Five days No it wasn't It was seven days It was like five months

I think it was six months Five months Oh It was six months There was only one time We had a gap bigger than 12 days And that's because my video was removed Off of the fucking site

of YouTube.com like you removed it. 5903. What do you do? He did his personal information. It's not mine. It's a $50 gift card that I'm pretty sure has been expunged all all the way. That's fine. I'm sweating in just in case.

No, just leave it in. I don't even know if I flash about it. Okay, you guys, ready? Okay, you can't see it. There's like... Yeah, I know. 5921. You can't see it. Shut up. 21, 21, 21. 21. It'll blur it anyway. Oh, Larry.

What? I started this today. Yeah, baby. I saw that, by the way. You were showing that story. I saw it. Fire Punch is a crazy fucking. It's by the same guy who wrote Chainsaw Man. It's like one of the OGs.

That manga is insane. It's a lot crazier than... Dude, I was not like... The writer's kind of weird for the few parts so far, but... Is there a lot of fan service or something? No, it's not like fan service. It's like... Weird.

Yeah, it's really weird. It's a little gross. I love fan service. There's a lot of... There's a lot of gross shit. Yeah, if you want a fan service, read One Punchman. Read one Punchman, you get a lot of fan service there.

I'm like, you get fucking. Yeah, you see a fucking Blizzard. You're like, uh, yeah, ah, ah,

oh my goodness. She bad. She bad for real. One Punchman made me, like, find a liking for skin tight dresses. I won't lie. I won't lie.

Wow, that's really sad drunk. That's really fucking, I listen, man. Put that in quotes. Oh, yeah.

Group chat. All right. All right. You see your. You senior quote. Please. If you're a senior watching us, you're about to graduate soon.

It's going to have it. One punch man made me realize I like skin tight dresses. Why is that like so like, oh? Dude, there's like a million, like real life examples of skin tight dresses and why they're dope that aren't in One Punch Man. You're just like the most, the most unrealistic body type ever in your life? The most unrealistic body type ever in manga and you're like, Never seen like Cardi B or Nikki Minaj rocking this like a leopard print. Skin tight dress.

It's different. It's different. It's different. It's different. They're real. It's different. They're imperfect. We were playing C and B's doing like, this is better than real life. He said that about you.

He's getting a laugh dance in VR chat too. What? Yes. He didn't watch a podcast episode when we talked about that. Yeah, grunk still to the day denies it. But yeah, remember when, remember when Tanner was a monkey and he was getting a lap dance with a dude in VR chat? And you're like, wow, this was like better than real life. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why would I say that for real? Listen, listen, listen. I can, I have all the videos from that night when we were getting lat dances from furries and VR chat. You guys are weird. I don't even know how to be in the group of yours. I'm going to go back. I'm going to look through. Those I was like, dude.

You guys are just a VR chat freak weirdos. I remember we used to remember that map. There's like a secret, no, not secret, but there's apartments. You can lock yourself. in there with people. Yes. There's like a camera. I remember we used to go down each one like shrieked

like riding each other. We would get in front of each camera. We'd be like, please. That's bad though. I never want to play VRChat. We were like tricketters, dude. It was that, oh my God. VR chat was really funny.

I'm like to play VR chat this weekend. I want to say I've never got a left dance in VR chat. I am not a part of that crowd. None of us have. I don't. I got it. My first one was I got done throwing wooded at a lumber mill and I came home and I got a lap dance from a furry.

I'm like, this is freaking sweet, man. I got a lap dance from a furry, dude. I was fucking, my leg is looking worse than it did at the beginning, I think. Oh, did not. It looks like a supernova nebula. Imagine he shows us. He shows us right now and it's just scarlet rot on his leg. His legs like dried up.

Did you, did you ice it? It's just bone. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I didn't. It made me like a house. I don't think you can ice a bruise. Dude, that's like a virus. Ooh.

Because a breeze is an information. Oh my gosh. God. That's like a solar flare. Yeah, it actually looks like a... Dude, I can't believe Nick said I was slow. I can't wait until that video comes out. And you just see the ball, like, literally go...

I tried to jump out of the way. I actually got so bored standing in the outfield. I've logged myself standing in the outfield, watching Tanner miss every single pitch. Tanner did not have baseball that well, but when the camera went on, I hit a ding-dong. Or the camera went off. To be fair, I couldn't hit one either.

I haven't played baseball. I have really good hand-eye coordination. I didn't play baseball either. I'm just like, I really have a glass eye. That's why I can hit one. It's all hand eye coordination. It's hard. Because it says keep it on the ball.

I'm like, okay. And I still miss him. Like, what do you want me to do now? You think it's one eye, so you're doing this the whole time. But I do, I like, I literally used to, I think in the, like, the footage you can see me like, follow the ball. No, you know, I still miss it. You don't like, you never look at it. Like, if it's here, you have to, like, swing when it's, like, here.

Like, when you see it, like, right here. Baseball is, dumb ass. You have to predict it. I started juggling, like, fucking baseballs on my feet and shit. I had the most, the most euphoric moment of my life when I was playing baseball. I hit a, um, out of the field. I hit an out of the field. And the best part about it, the best part about it is that it felt like nothing.

Yeah, you didn't get it perfectly right. And you hear that, and you just, it felt like nothing. It felt super light. Oh my gosh. And I just see it fly. I'm like, have you ever hit it and like, it like, go. Yeah. Yeah.

It hurts your arms. It hurt my hands. It was like really painful. Do you guys wear gloves or anything? Yeah, we wore gloves in the outfield. Oh, no,

no, we were not like batting gloves. No, that little bat hurt, hurt. If you hit it hard, it actually hurt. Yeah.

Yeah, lucky for me I didn't hit a single one. Let's see if you hit it lower, it happens when you get the vibrations. Yeah, that fucking sucks, dude.

I'm a good pitcher. I'm a good pitcher. You know why? Because I did javelin in high school and it's the same mechanic. Javan is so cool. That's crazy. I want to do the one where you grab the ball and you like rotate. Oh yeah. That one's crazy.

I did that with rocks last weekend. I did that with rocks last weekend. It was too. It was too. That one was banned for odd hour school. We couldn't do that anymore. You had to do a form. You had to do this.

It's like it's actually really interesting. It's actually really interesting. Here we go. All right. All right. There we go. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, there you go. The discus? The discus? I thought you were talking about the ball and chain. Like, all you do is spin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm talking about that. I did a band because I hit a lady and it fucking knocked her out. I did a hundred. I did a hundred pound shot put like 40 yards. You know the fucking did not. You did not shut up. You guys weren't there. You literally weren't there.

A 100 pound shot put. Don't make that. The Olympic World Record is 40 feet. You guys weren't there. You don't know. You don't know this shit. You know what's crazy though is that there's a lot of records that have been broken on me, but never been documented.

No documentation. Never been documented. The Forbes, the Forbes most richest people in the world is... Most risiest person. Yeah, the most risciest person in the world. Do you know the world record shop put? 20 feet. It's 76 feet.

Wow. Good shit. Yomi, you broke that. It's huge. I actually body that. I have a confession about all these sports. I learned that they existed by playing Mario and Sonic. Mario and Sonic?

That's real. The Olympic? I didn't know. I didn't know games about like running and jumping like into the sand. I didn't know that was real. I didn't know about shop. I didn't know about Javlin. I didn't know about any of those games until I was like six or seven.

Here's the world record holder. There's the world record holder right there. I didn't know. Basketball is a sport until I played it one time. Until you watch the anime on it. Oh, yummy. Oh, oh. Oh, and the crowd went crazy.

Is there even a fucking basketball? Anime? Yes, there is. There is basketball. There's basketball. I was saying it. Every second. Sports, there has to be something about basketball.

Yeah, there is. Basketball, no. I don't know Japanese. I had a sick addiction to Wii Sports, dude. Oh, my God. We Sports Resort came out and my world flipped upside down. You can fly airplanes to the volcano. Dude.

Oh, that was huge. That was huge. No, my favorite one. You were considered, like, goat. My favorite one was the fucking sabers, the fucking, you know, and you hit him and, oh, that was a good one. I remember what I was like versus my little cousin. He was really swinging that shit.

I was just like, like shaking it a little bit with my wrist. I was beating his fucking ass. He was like so bad at it. Dude. I punched my, uh, huh? I was 22 and he was four. I was 22. I was like last week.

What the fuck? Yeah, it was when I went home to Pennsylvania with Tanner. By the way. And we saw the puck factory. I saw all those pugs. And we went to the hood. I punched my babysitters.

And we used code group on gamers subs. And I'm drinking it right now, but. You got to finish that thing. Let me finish. That's a rare recipe. We can't talk about it though. That's a rare lagoon. We're pushing 110.

I think you can wrap it up here. How many? Do you have a final statement? You said you slapped your babysitter or something? Oh, no, I punched her. I have some sad news. We're gonna end it on sad news. We're gonna end it on sad news.

I lost the mega million. Oh, buddy. You and 300 million other people, man. I'm so sorry. That's all right, buddy. Use code group for 10% off your next game or stuff's purchase, and you'll make all that money back. Let's go!

All right, let's move it out. Let's move it out. Let's move it out. Bunk is a mega millionaire already from all the code groups that have been used and we'll see you guys the next week So true happy one year anniversary