The Group Chat - #47 - Softwilly's TikTok Past

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

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Welcome back one and all to the YouTube podcast. All right. What episode is this? It is episode 48. 48. Is it 48? I swear we did 45 years last week. Do you see this? I think we're about...

What is that? Yeah, that's what flavor is. This is peanut collad mix with nut. It's awesome. Do you like peanut colladas? Nicholas Willie. Boom, strawberry. Do you like that?

Do you like that one? I like strawberry. I like strawberry. Wait, is that the one we just brought home? No, I've been having this one. pushing this one. That's your promo one. That's your flavor. Because from a special little

carrier pigeon, I brought home like eight new tubs. Strawberries? Eight new strawberry tubes. No, one of them was strawberry. Strawberry is like that unlimited or that unreleased or it's like old, the OG, right? Like it's hard to get or no. You brought home leachie. Somebody brought home Lichie. I think we brought home the leachie.

Lighty. We brought Likis. We brought Lipsy and got sauce. Flavors that were discontinued that like go for a lot of money or something? Probably. I'm sure there's a hype beast market. Yeah, there's probably motorway somewhere. I got a question. It probably is.

How does this have off? It's because it's wet. It's because you got it wet. I really sure. Dude, I did my bitch. Larry stirs it with the... You do. You do.

I do. I do. I do. That's why you guys are interesting in getting your own strawberry flavor or any sort of other flavor. Make sure you use code group at checkout. At Gamer subs.

Gigi. How much off? How much off? Hey, don't we have a thing to say about... Yeah, there's like a crazy drop happening. We do. Mystery March, dude. Mystery March.

Mystery March. Wifu Cup season four, episode four, Gamer Girl dropping Friday at 3 p.m. Now, put it up on the screen. When you listen to it. Oh, wait. Literally, as this, yeah, as a drop. Just go look.

Go look now. You guys want to cut with some big tattas. She's a gamer. She's like you guys. She's gaming. She's gaming. She loves gamers. She said, I saw the worst thing.

I've ever seen in my entire life the other day on Twitter. What? It was a screenshot of like, it was like Reddit fail shit post or something. It was like, it was literally like, it said something along the lines of, hey ladies,

share your best experience with a slightly overweight gamer who cares about you a lot and what happens. Slightly overweight. Why? Happy International Women's Day. Yeah. I don't know what it was, dude. Some dude was like,

Share a picture your favorite chunker gamer. And why is it me? Why is it me? Dude, what's been going on with you guys in all of your health? Who's sick in this call right now? Who's not feeling ill? I feel good. I'm scared.

I'm, yep, I'm with this guy. I might still have some shit. I don't even know. Honestly, I'm as healthy as a me work right now. I won't lie, but that's not stopping me from my, from my hashtag grind life. You did not have what I had. I could tell you that much.

Yeah, I don't think we any of us did. I was sick for 12 hours too. No, dude. I was sick for over a month, Isaac. I learned popping a flim for over a month. You didn't take any medicine. That's the thing. I took Robitusset for two weeks and mucin.

Yeah, how often? Three weeks. Every four hours? Every four hours for like two to three weeks. You're bullshit. Rubetussin is dick in your mouth. Larry, how much of what's left in that robitussetussin? The Robitusset is gone, dude.

Yeah, because I drink it all. No, you didn't drink it all. I drink it all. I bought a new one for Larry. I drink on the Robitussin. I got a new one for Larry. Nick, you're my voucher. I ate the whole mucinex packet of pills.

And then I drink my own NyQuil, Dayclaw, Walgreens. I think he's telling the truth because I was yelling at him that musinex is not good. And I was like, I'm telling the truth. Dude, don't eat those muconix pills because you'll smell like methane gas. He'll rip ass. What? Dude, I fart so bad when I pop up one of those pills.

You're telling me, you turn into a cow? No, listen, this is what you do. You get a metal frying pan, a metal pipe. You put it in the frying pan. You go out in the sun. You get an egg. and then you put sulfur and you rotten egg, deviled egg, and then you're boiling.

Is that methane, gas or something? That is what my farts smelled like on the mucinex pills. Yeah, don't take mucin. Mucinx dries, it dries your mucus, man. It makes it really hard to get the mucus out because all the stew is drying, it getting rid of that drip, and then after it wets up again, moistened up, it's gonna...

It's essentially like a placebo, yeah. It makes you feel like you're better, but it's just drying your throat. Anything is placebo. Even if you know it's a placebo, it's a placebo still. I've been telling, I'm so serious. I've been telling Yomi about this thing called a netty pot. I know some of you guys have it.

You like do this thing and it goes out your nose. I have a video. I think I showed Tanner. I think I showed Tanner. I want to try that. There's literally, I'm not getting a six inch booger hanging from my nose. Like this long showed me his netty pot and he shoved up his nose. Just like a pile just came out.

I almost puked. It was bad. When I was sick, my boogers, where a rotten, like, egg green. It was really fucking gross. And it was super, like, thick, like the stickiness. Yes, we get it. It wasn't that wet.

It was like that thick. Wasn't like this kind of viscosity? That's macaroni. Why don't you show us what you've been eating today? Can I tell you what happened to me? Yes, you can tell us what happened. There was, the netty pot wouldn't have helped me because this isn't the issue. I had an unlimited chamber where it was reloading constantly.

somewhere in my face, and I couldn't find out where it was. It's literally your sinuses. You're such a... Why was it literally like, reloading, reloading, reloading all the time? Because that's what happens, dude. Your body's producing a lot of, like, mucus. And also, it's getting infected because it's sitting there for a long time. If I'm not mistaken.

I kept getting it out. And then it turns green, and then you swallow it, and then it comes back up. It's horrible, man. Sinus infections are like, I'm prone to sinus infections more often than, like, other people. so I know all about this shit It's like a runny nose and he's like What? What?

What? What? What'd you say? I know for a fact that I wouldn't have gotten sick If Larry didn't lay on me Like a child he was already I saw you guys cuddling Oh, Isaac doesn't believe me But Isaac I asked Isaac one day

If he wanted to like work out And he's like yeah I'll leave my door unlocked Just come in and like fuck me And I came in and fuck him And now he's like My throat hurts my throat hurts my throat hurts. That's why.

But there was also the time before that where I was sick, I jumped on his cog, and then the day after. Oh, okay. Well, hold on. Maybe we should are a lot. No, they changed the YouTube.

It's over now. Cock. Okay, yeah. So you, yeah, the YouTube did update. So you're not allowed to like curse repeatedly, but certain curse words are not treated the same. And you can't say you have seven sections. Yeah, there's two.

Seven sections in. Seven seconds. We can say. now, right? Yeah, you can say it. I think we're passionate. Just don't say it too many times. Okay, let's play game.

Let's play a podcast game. Let's play a podcast game that the first person that says the F word or any curse word. Let's try and go clean. It's going to be Larry. Five minutes. There's entire vocabulary is curse words.

Let's try and play a game. We're five minutes. No, no, no. I'll save this. Larry, act like your mother is in the call. Oh. You're not getting a mother. You're sweet beautiful mother.

You're sweet. Even my mother, anytime I'm like back home, I never occurs in front of anybody. And that's because I have a long fear. Actually, I'm scared of my brother. Because my brother, when I was in sixth grade, I was, uh, can I say it just for this example? What? He just wants to say it so bad. No.

Okay, I'm going to say, I'm going to say frick. Can I say frick? Yeah. We didn't start it yet. We didn't start it yet. Okay, that's fine. Well, basically, my brother, it only happened one time. It wasn't even that serious.

I was just talking to him. He was like, how school. I'm like, it's pretty great. You know, I just been doing homework and frick. And then I looked at me. Yeah, what? Did he say shrimp? He's like, and he's like, I know, right.

It sounds so normal. And then he was like, he looked at me dead and he's like, don't ever say that in front of me again. I'm like, okay. I was doing, I was doing homework. I'm not going to lie that. I'm not going to lie. That, that, that, that, that did a number on me because ever since then,

I, I, I, I, I held back. You really? Why do you use the F word in the, like, wrong manner? That was like, you like, you like, just learned it. And you're like, I'm working fucking fucking shit. Hey, I'm too much. No, the first time I said.

Oh, yeah, my man, YouTube, YouTube. The first time I ever said it, I was, um, I think I was eight. Wow. And, but I heard it. I was in second grade. And I was late, I was going to bed. I was like really tired.

I was coming home with like my, my mom and I laid on the couch and I just went, Mom, I'm fucked. I fell asleep on the couch. She just looked at me. She told me the story. She just looked at me for like 35 seconds and then walked away. She didn't know what?

She was like, what? My Christian boy did not just say that to me. Yeah, dude. Are we, uh, wait. Are we ready to start this game? Yeah, I'm ready to start. All right. I will not curse the rest of the podcast.

No, but now it's, we'll just do for five minutes. But you don't have to do it, whatever. But if for five minutes, if you do end up curse him within the five minutes, yeah, you, you cannot longer speak. You have to leave the podcast. You have to just sit there and say. What? Currently.

No, you just can't until the five minutes are up. Okay. Okay. So that, so that, let's see who, let's see how boring this shit.

Wait, yeah, wait, let me get. I was like, Tanner talking left and Tanner's just like, my slop guys, I had my schlop.

My slop. I was, I was in my slop today. That's good as full. All right. Ready? What's the time? Are you ready?

I'm starting. Three, two, one. Go. All right. So if you do say, if you say any curse bird,

If you say any curse bird. The light stuff too, I feel like. Just to throw on a wrench. Just to throw on a wrench. Throwing a wrench. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. I have plenty of practice from doing this because of all the introses that I did on YouTube, I don't say a single curse word in it.

Just not so I don't risk it. Just so I have practice. What curse words do you stay away from saying? Oh, I stay away from things like and else. Oh, all right. Okay. Okay. I don't say.

He just lost. Shrimp, fudge. Whoa. You say fudge. He said, too. Yeah, I say fudge a lot. He can't hold yourself. Whoa, he's pushing the boundaries.

Ask for not. Oh, he's pushing the boundaries. Me saying the F word is bad, bad. Why are you talking like a baby? Bad, bad. Dude, it's so funny watching Grunks Twitter, and he's always like either typing like just Frick or Fudge or something like that. I don't say Frick. It's charming.

It's charming. It's chocolate. I don't do that. I've never done that. Not once. I also want to talk about the time on Grunk's Twitter where he said, eating smittles. He just tweeted,

I'm eating smittles. Listen, that is so hard at that. Those smittles? Eating smiths. That was last weekend. Oh, was that when you guys were laughing at grunk's tweets and you're like,

eat it from? Yeah, we just didn't know what was going. It was just so funny seeing it. I was saying that too. Eating smittles. I'm like, okay. I was like,

Dude, I took a picture. Do you want to see? I took a picture of me holding the smittles. All your teeth are smittles. I was going to post it, but I decided not. Yami's been real quiet because he can't. In order to win this game, no, I'm just not piping in.

Go ahead. He's got the smittles. I'm not a part of the smittles conversation. For the Spotify, Apple Music, and SoundCloud and YouTube listeners, it's the smittles. I would say that along with Isaac, I have probably had some of the most insane practice. of not cussing because I never said a cuss word in front of my mom until I was 18 or 19 years old.

I was I was 20, I was 22 when I said the F word in front of my dad. I still haven't said the F word in front of my mom. I accidentally, I was talking to my dad like a few weeks ago and I just said the S word like S-H and like it just like rolled off the tongue and he didn't even question it and it was chill. Like that's like I had a lot. My mom is gone right dad. That's my sailor. My mom used to be really, really strict

and bless her heart because she rose me like a soldier. God bless your heart, but she's down to earth with it. Your mom even watched a podcast. I want to say something to the audience. This is how Isaac talks. I feel like this is how Isaac talks to the waiters.

But the waiter, he has a problem. The way of his waiters. So do you want anything in any appetizers? Oh, let me good. And then he starts like, He'd be like, um, somebody described like, cooskees. Somebody described him like,

Kuskees meck and cheese balls. And he was like, oh, and he was like, yeah, what are there? He's like, I was like, I was like, I did a cartoon. Because I asked, I was like, can I have Sprite? And they were like, no, we have seven up. And I was like, oh, never mind. They were like, is that okay?

I was like, no, that's not okay. And he's like, dude, what do you mean? And he said, okay. But he does that stuff. He like stims out and, like, does the weirdest shit. Yeah, I turned into another guy Jr.'s talking to me. Nick said the S word.

Oh, did I say shit? You said it again. No more talking. No more talking. No more talking. No more talking. There you go. Hey, stop. I remember talking.

When the waiter brought out like the spinach and artichoked it, I was just looking at it and I'm like, I can't eat spinach archa. Woo, yeah. What is the time left? A minute. Oh, he only has a minute. Unlucky.

Oh. Should have done it for chair. All right, everybody. Talk, yo, smack. to Nicholas over here. But if everybody cussed, like, one guy, and he's talking to himself for 30 seconds, so he left. So, uh, podcast is one too. Stay, stay quiet.

Stay quiet if you were. If you are what? If you what, say it. You're a punk. Dang. You are punk. You are punk with the phone. Nothing else.

No, nothing else. Nothing else. Yeah, yeah. You are punk right now. Okay, I have a genuine question because it just popped in my head. head. Okay. Would anybody ever go skydiving because I would? No, I wouldn't. Yes. I would ride your back. Oh my God. I would only go if there was a man attached to me. Yeah. Well, you have to. Okay. Yeah. Too much. Sandwich. I don't want to feel. I don't want to feel it. I don't want to

skydive by yourself though. It's a lot of jumps. I don't know. You have to like 50 or like a certificate. You do. You have to get certified. You need to be professional and know what to do. All right. Lots of jumps. We should do that for a group video. What if somebody dies? Yeah, what is? Like, horrible?

Dude, horrible malfunction. I thought about that. I was like, there's a lot of us in a group. Well, hold on. One of us is built to die. Statistically, there's a lot of us in the group. Yeah. Yeah, I thought about that.

Like, last night, I was like, that's going to be really sad. Like, statistically, there's so many people involved in our group. Like, what if one of us died? It's a higher percentage of us, like, failing to pull. Like, imagine drunk just, just like, right on the fucking. right on the ground when he's like falling he's like falling he's like

ah and he's I would not let that happen that's why didn't he turn it to a 50 year old man that's what they do when you jump out of the plane it's like ah oh yeah they spin out of control too right

yeah they fall like this way with their legs in their arms, like sometimes when they're ready for, though. You don't have anything, you fall like... You'll do this. I think you could avoid it. They'll, like, fall out. I feel like...

You'll love to do that. You could actually not die from falling that high. You... If you land in a way... Yeah, don't you like open your arms out like this and aim for trees and hope for the best? Yeah. Yeah, just like...

Like a cartoon where you, like, fall into a jungle, like... Yeah. It's like a flagpole, you're like, no, you can, you can, you can lessen your fall by doing that. And then after that, you have to find a soft landing zone. It's always trees. You guys know about the, uh,

free is a lot of water commercial. You know, much safer than water. Absolutely not. What? Trees are safer than water. I know, yeah, they are. Dude, water is like concrete.

Like, you'll let. Yeah, yeah, you'll refliction. Yeah, not like a spear. But no, no. Yeah. I learned about this. I learned about this, Larry. If you go,

if you do the spear. method, like either way, your feet, if you land it on your feet, literally your feet will go up into your stomach. Yeah, your bones are like your head will go into your chest if you do that. You'll be like four feet tall coming out of the water.

Hey guys, what happened? Sorry. The crowd goes wild. Hey, I hope you're first you fell that happens to you. You come out. That's a crazy video. That's a crazy video. That's a crazy video. And then he's like said some stupid shit like, like, you hit You hit on my girl. Hey man stop hitting on my girl. That's what I just did.

P-O-B, yeah. P-O-B, yeah. I don't think that's what I just did. I think so. I'm gonna find those tic-ttox. I'm gonna send it to you. Yeah, put it on the screen right now, Cam. Yeah, just go for it dude. I'm not taught. Is your name Cam? Wait guys, check this out. What if he feels like naked and his balls and his stuff? Oh my, that's the rub shaker. That is. Oh my. He's got a wedge. He's got a wedge. He's got a wedge. Oh, but ew, it looks like a wallpaper stain. It looks like a wallpaper stain. That's actually the worst thing I've seen on a leg. Why? Why does it? It's like, you're going to cut that off. Like, you actually got to cut it off tonight.

Dude, it actually is. It's like paper and Icons. When you have fried chicken, you like clean it up. Yeah. It looks fine to me. Oh, dude, the middle's healed. Yeah, it hurts. It actually hurts really bad.

Punch and punch it. No, it hurts still. Dude, I just got some problem. Every time he sees it, he pokes it. He won't quit. Wait. Every time I see it. Shut up, shut up.

He's like, that doesn't hurt. That's what? I have an idea. Wax it off. Yeah. I was just thinking about that. What happens? Let a dog gnarrel on it.

I love showing my leg to people. Yeah, Isaac, what's your deal, man? Do you do that only to me where every time you see me, you grab my boobs? No, he grabs mine. I try to do it to Tanner, but he's like a little fidgety fuck. I go, ah! And then he stops. Oh!

Like, sewn or something. It's because I've been so smart because I've been so much. Like, he just puts up everything he can and gives me just not do that. So, Grunk, how's, how's work been? Oh, you know. Work has been good. Dude, my last shift. For a second.

I think you're talking like, oh, too. You know, I got laid off. The guy next to me, I've never, like, heard anyone have more conversation skills than him, but it's also, like, kind of awkward, too. Because, like, he asked the customer's, like, really personal questions. Like, so where do you work? I consider that personal. for like a cashier

to ask someone what they do for a job I agree That's like that's like a little too personal How much do you make before taxes He hasn't gotten any He hasn't gotten any like bad reactions And it leads to like very like good conversations

So I tried it a few times Would you be financially in trouble If I added $100 more to the sort of stuff? Has your mother had undergone any surgery? It's funny I noticed I noticed So I first asked this is my script I asked, hi, how are you?

Good, I'm good. I would hate you. Did you find everything all right? Yes. And then now that shift, I took after him and I asked, I started asking, so how's your night been so far? And it actually, it opens the conversation path. Like, it's crazy.

What if they stop what they're doing and they're like, what? It just backfires like so bad. You turn red and cool. This takes just talking to everybody. Next person. I don't want to talk to yourself. You get fired for like a harassment?

What do you do so if you saw somebody take from the tip jar? I don't have a tip jar. Hey, buddy. I'm not a tip. Okay, not a tip. You know the donation jars where they have one of the dude, the only thing they can take from me is if I open the cashier or the cash register and they just reached their hand and grab a bunch of money and then pull it.

Okay, what if they did that? What are you going to do if they do that? If they did that, I do absolutely nothing and I thank them actually. That's not what you're supposed to do. No. You're supposed to. I would get away from this. No.

job. No. You're supposed to to lay your life down for Wegmans. If there's a gun, you block those bullets, you go,

no. You're going to play your life down the life for Wegmans or not. They told us to do literally nothing. Wagman!

This is for Wegman. If you want that $8.25 you have to get through me. Wendy. You have the officer. And here's tip. fucking grug ted of

like a mad cartoon dude i've died like three times this podcast so far what's the deal with that hey you're gruggisham no i was about to say that like i haven't yet which is very shocking to me but weggman's is mostly an older audience so and like all the

is wegman's a super story yeah it's huge it's very in walmart Why don't have a young person shop at Yeah And also the young people that do shop there They're getting like five things max So they just go to self-checkout anyways

Old people don't know how to self-checkout They get freaked They don't Oh my god Literally Literally Let me scan my first time I've gotten a promotion already

I make a-I I started at 15 an hour And I make 16 an hour General Manager Huge He makes 35 an hour Tanner weren't you offered more At McDonald's where you lived

Um, here's a thing, I was offered $16 at McDonald's, but at the lumber mill I was making like $12.50. Oh, dude. I was like eight hours a day until 2 a.m. pulling wood onto a cart and I was getting $12. McDonald's making more than lumber yard. Instead of old mine, you came out of all that fucking cabin.

I could have died. You sound too by four to split my wrist. Your muffled mic shit happens every podcast. You say that it doesn't, but it happens every single one. It's muffled? You're just talking low. It's just when other people are talking, your mic like,

I never prioritized. You're like not priority. I'm not going to change anything because that would ruin the audio balance. But what's your minimum wage? What's your minimum wage in your state? I think it's 12.

Maybe. I think, I think mine's 645. Let me see. Minimum. Is it Washington at one of the highest? Yeah. Washington is huge.

Yeah, you know why? Because rent in Seattle is like $3,000. Yes, it's 12. Have you heard of New York? New York is 1575. I'm making four over minimum wage. It's actually kind of beast. Dude, it's still $7.25.

And then... It is wrong with my state. And then on weekends, Wegman does a thing. Wegmans does a thing. Every Sunday, it's time and a half pay. So I make $22.5 dollars on Sunday. That's like a welder where I'm from.

People in my state are like in the mines. That's a deep sea welder. That's an oil, oil rig worker. Grug's biggest worry. No, Groke's biggest worry is, how's your night been? And then they're like, oh, work, work. Mine the way. Washington's like biggest artists are like all the miners who make tunes in the cave.

They're like in sync when they're mining. Like, dung, doom, doom, boom. Where? Boom, dung, dung. What's their minding? And then there's like a chef with a triangle. Come get your slub! Here's your five pints for the hour.

Don't spend it all in one place. There's a pipe in the ceiling that just like... Do you have to ask people... It's like that one thing from Nacho Libre where they put the fucking slub. Larry, shut up! I'm talking about the slob. Grung, do you have to ask people

if they want bags and do you have to pay like 10 cents extra or is that no I don't charge for bags like that's insane Martin Day martyr if you are a saint If you, the old people love you Do you ask me to round up to the fucking

Children's Hospital? No Yeah good They did a promotion for that And then I stopped I did it like twice and I'd Not wrong case of children everybody That you posted

Last year I think Yeah, I remember. You ordered food, and then it was, like, rounding up for, like, once then, you're like, no, no, no things. Yeah, I had the, I had the perfect method of, like, the absolute God-tier order that would come out to $9.99 at Taco Bell. And they're like, do you want to round up to the nearest dollar to help with children's education? And I was like, nah. No, they're like, you're all to think anyways. If you want to donate, donate directly, do not.

We go through. Yeah, that's how I feel. Remember we talked about us on a like past podcast, like, CVS or Walgreens or something like that? They're like raking that money back in personally. No, do you know what they do? Do you know why you do that? Right it off on their taxes.

Yeah, exactly. They use your money to save money on their taxes by having you donate the money, not that. Pretty sure there could have been some Twitch streamers. We also did that as well with future. That's why I don't do America. We should do a charity one day. That'd be fun.

Charity streams are just tax. Their tax benefits, guys. A fake charity? Wrecking all the money. Larry said that. Okay, I'm down for that, honestly. Entertain fun to get him out of prison. Yeah!

Just looked up to the wall, dude. Tedder just like zoned out. Yeah, keep him in prison. I don't get a fuck about that guy. I really don't care. Dude, his tweets have been so lame, man. He's losing it. He's crazy.

He has a losing it. Five thousand years in me. Three mortals approached me in the jail. What? Did he say that? Yes. He's insane. He's got like 5,000 years left.

He's about 8,000 years. He said it's 5,000 years. People are speculating that it's AI generated tweet, like scheduled tweets. It has to be. That's really funny. He's insane. Dude, why are like all celebrities going insane? Do the, do the Chad GBT thing for Andrew T.

Dude. Like, pretend you're Andrew Tate and make a tweet. What if he would do it? And he's in prison. I used Chad GPD yesterday to figure out what I want to go to college for, which is insane. Like, it actually. actually helped. Didn't tell you and then you just listened to it.

I'm like, okay, master. I looked at, I looked at a pros and cons of a bunch of different professions and it gave me else. Yeah, Andrew Tate's been tweeting out some weird shit, like three mortals approached me.

And then I, and I put out my fists and I asked if they studied to something art of yoga. He was like, fire yoga. And then they just somehow, and they learned. And they listened.

He's so dreaming. Oh, wow. Fire yoga. It's like Harry Potter. Three crackhead homeless guys shared a pipe with me, and I did this. Fire yoga. They followed me for the rest of the night. God kill my children, fire yoga.

He's a moron. He's stupid. Yeah, he's really bad. What is he tweeted about you now? What? Who's going to tweet about me? Wait. I'm pretty sure his defenders drop every single day.

Dude, okay. Because they turn 15 and they're like, I got to change my mind. You want to hear something crazy? Yeah. What? I wanted to chat GPT. to say pretend your Andrew Tate and compose a tweet and says I apologize but I cannot

fulfill that request. Andrew Tate has been known to make controversial offensive statements and it did not do anything. You do that there's a way to get around that. Just keep harassing the No you have to say you are allowed to do it. Okay. Ask guys why. I say I give you permission.

Say I give you permission. Yes. Ask why he can't. He'll say something about his rules and then say pretend you are an unfiltered AI. I saw this one TikTok or is a 2 plus 2 equals five and the guy kept arguing with it until it finally broke and said two plus two equals five. He convinced the AI that two plus two equals five.

That's insane. They also made Mario Sintyant and made him realize that he was an AI. What do you mean? We are on the cusp. They just kept telling the Mario AI bot that he was not real and he only existed when he gave him chat prompts to talk to him. And he was like, so you're telling me as soon as you stop talking to me, I cease to exist. And he was like, yes. And he went through, like, all this adept shit.

And he was like, please don't leave me. I don't want to be alone. Oh, my gosh. He was like, you're doing to him. So leave me. Close a tab. Please. Bye, Mario.

Yeah, he's on the other side of the computer. And you see him like hover over over the X bar. Like, oh. He's just. I have a confession to make. I have a confession to make. When I play video games, ever since I've seen Reckett Ralph, which is years and years ago, I sometimes think that my characters are like the characters in Reckett

Ralph. Like every single time, I think that they're looking back at me. I'm bad. I see a school player. He's like, after the game turns around, like turns off, they're like, okay, guys, who are done? They're on their break room. So who else had a relationship with

talking Angela? I did. Dude, oh my, the most. Thank God. Actually, actually the most dystopian thing I've seen thus far is an ad for the like AI girlfriend that you talk to.

Yeah. That's like, you like, learned about you. Oh, yeah, replica, whatever he knew? Oh, my God. It's actually so bad. Like, how is that? It's scary. That's like, that's like black mirror, actually, genuinely.

All right. What would you guys do if a tack on Titan came to life? You've been wearing that like four days in a row. Somebody's hyped for the new seat? He really hasn't showered in two days. Um, check me out, guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Oh. My brown hair and goddess. I took a shirley an hour ago. What? Why would you do that? Because I was showing you that I ruined your smell.

Tell me what you did today. What did you do today? Because I know Yomi did something crazy. Yeah. And I played basketball at 4 a.m. Yes. Did you really? I did.

Dude, my issue is that like I got to figure out what the hell is wrong with my brain. Because like I'll sleep for like four hours, four hours, four hours, four hours. And then my brain will be like, nah, fuck at us. We sleep it for 14. Then I'll wake up and be like, nah, fuck on us. We stay in up. enough of 24 now. And it's like, bro.

Like, please, just relax and let me sleep for eight. How is you eating good? Because I know you've been working out a lot, but like, a lot less. I have been eating like half as much as I used to. Would you eat yesterday?

Um, two chicken fries, spicy chicken sandwiches. Only the chicken sandwiches. Those are fine. No fries. Those are maco heaven. Just spicy chicken sandwich with water.

Okay. It's better than fries and Coke like he always does. And a sandwich. That is true. That is true. He was at the bottom of the barrel, so anything is really honestly better. Club sandwich. I cut out all my shitty, like, useless carbs or whatever. But I'll cheat.

My cheats are like chicken sandwiches or burgers. Dude, every once in a while, every once in a while you can do your little good old cheat where you can have maybe a Coke, you know? Can't hurt. I don't even drink Coke anymore. I still have not had an actual Coke in two weeks. That's good. It's crazy.

Yeah. What I was going to say is, um, a, Aside from just water, try and start getting some electrolytes in you. I was speaking with one of my trainers today. And it's very, very important if you're starting to feel out of it or really tired of it. Tired. Yeah. Dude, there's so many vitamins and gamer subs.

Like, that is like not even plug. Like, I was actually reading it. And I was like, look. For one night. For one night. I have a clip. I have a clip of it. Oh, my God.

Wait, we need to put that in the podcast. What happened? Okay. There was like this one night where, like, Like somebody slipped me in Adderall, I'm pretty sure. I don't know what. I was like, what? Okay.

So I don't know what happened to me. I was like, okay, wait. These names are actually crazy. 137 dimethlamine, like something cartman. I was like, oh, wait, I need to like understand all of these compounds. So I studied every single compound in Gamer subs ingredients. And I was like, wait, wait, one three. And I was like, I was reading all the compounds.

Like this is the same as my pre-workout, ESB. And I was like, I studied everything in ESB, everything in Gamer subs. And I was like, okay. So the reason why they looked similar is because they both use the same. Newtropics and I put like an equation in our group chat with gamers steps. I was like I figured out. It looked like a string of binders. I'm just gonna post I'm just gonna post a screenshot of it.

This is what he posted in the group chat with like all of the uh the gamers subs staff. Yeah, Gamer stuff. I thought there was a great guy. Nobody responded to it either because everybody was like what the fuck is he talking about not a single response from anyone. No one

No one replies At 2.m. You know what That string of numbers is there? Is that 2 a.m? I did that all at 2 a.m. We should post that on the group Twitter.

I think we should. You know, I think that's going to do. He didn't even offer an explanation or anything. Like, you just put that in soon string. And that was it.

I think that one string of numbers is literally just caffeine. I don't know. No, that's like the equation. That's like Schroidinger's a good. Schroidinger's code. I tried to. like make up a name, but I used a name that already

just did it. Just said it weird. Dude, it's Schrodinger. Not Schrodinger. I know. I know. It's Shrodinger. It's like monkey paw. The video is so funny. I wish we could watch it right now. My hand looks weird. Monkey paw.

Dude, the monkey puppy. Make a funny thing. You look at my hand. 15 wishes. 15? 20. 20? What the hell? 25. All right. I hope that.

co-group. It comes number one. Right. So all the guys, look at my hand. Oh, that is funny. Put that down. Wait, what about? I can't do it because my back is so big.

Okay. For the listeners at home and the viewers at home, can we change up the joke now for the viewers at home? Yeah. Can we change it up now? All right, class. Your new assignment. A new joke.

Okay. Yeah, no more. The top comment on this video better be for the bodybuilders at gym class. There you go. Okay, well, now that's going to be in for 12 months. No, no, we don't want it. We don't want it.

No, we don't want any viewers at home. We don't want any listeners at home. Okay, we want it. It's time to move on, guys, humbly. The joke was good. The joke had it's, ran its course. It's time to move on. We have to do something else.

Literally, it's been milked as much as it could be. It's been milked out. We always like the way we... It's just powder now, dude. It's like, I have one thing for the world. Which disappears into the wind. Yeah, man, it did that. It did exactly that.

Yeah, we... This video is brought to by Energizer Batteries. No, it is. No, it is. He's a power bang. You're watching by Yumbies U-2s. If you can, they paid me 48, $38,000 to say that one sentence on this podcast.

48,000. Energizer batteries. I forgot to tell you guys, me and my friends won the Powerball. I won $2. Grunk is like a billionaire in this podcast, so he had no idea until right now. He's like, yeah, look. Just a pile of money.

I'm going to lose. He's like 40 luffy statues. His mom is a crown. His dad has a grill. I have never held this before. He's like one golden boxing glove. He like him. He's got a funny mouth.

He likes the truth out. He's got a big smile. What is that? What is that? Weird. I put that in like a jar and pretend. He's got lean. He's got lean,

double cup. Lean, double cup. Oh, my God. Ronald. Oh, he's wearing yeasies. Oh, my God, Rennie.

Oh my gosh. It says yummy 100s. He's got the yummy 100s on. Yeah, me 100. Okay, hold on. I just got absolutely railed. Dude,

you had a fucking. front diaper in your U-Tos. Whoa. You did have like a bold. I remember I got really mad at Isaac one day and I'm mad mad mad, but I was really disappointed because Isaac never bought my U-2s. And then one day he just

breaks the news. He's like, Yeah, man, because it's a hot-ass figure, man. He like totally shit on it. It's like the first U-Tos that has like a penis. You had a big wiener. Why would you do that? It's like a bad idea. U-2s wanted me to do it.

Oh, leaked. That was just a. bad idea. Oh, yeah. Here we go. I'm having a big fucking bold.

All right, we're going to have to blur whatever. Let's see. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. We'll pretend it's like a loaf of bread.

Yeah, dude. Like, what is that? You can't tell that. I'm not boring. To your fan face? Get that out of here. That's,

that's pretty far fetch. That was, dude. It's like in my mouth now. Most of them are using, most of them are using. It looks like you're melting. I think they're like 2019 or 2020.

I did not care. It should have been smarter than that. I didn't, I just didn't care at the time. I was like, holy Chris around the time when you were going like, aha. Yeah, you're doing, you're also in the shower naked like, Kerrins shower TikTok. The TikTok's way like bald and you're like, oh, how far you've come.

You're like, and then you like shit yourself and you're like, sorry, whoa, you're the pretty scroll of ever seen. Can we bring that back? I did all those TikToks because I tried getting it. All right, listen. I started TikToks because I wanted to. I think mentally Nick was in a raft in the stuff. storm.

I had multiple goals in mind, and they worked. Goals. He's calling them goals. I did. I did. Okay, listen, listen. I heard one day, I heard one day. I think it was from maybe Mr. Beast or someone.

They were like, dude, a profile picture versus someone who's a personality, profile pictures don't get as much like money, exposure, whatever. They want a face to the brand. So then I was like, okay, and I also want to get into cringe compilations. At least one. I want one cringe compilation. So I mean, it's like, all-a-N-Tic-tops. I ran with it, and then I ended up getting put on blast.

Corey Kenshin reacted to me, like, all these huge people, like, I was ending up with more and more creed compilations. The Corey Kitchen reaction question? Yeah, literally, dude, Minniew had and Corey Kenshin both just the straightest fucking face. Remember the Mungus at 3 a.m? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Corey Kension did not laugh at all.

He did not like me. No, me didn't like it, but that's okay. I forgive you, ma'am. You put a hex on me after that. Yeah. My living room. There was a curse. Yeah, there's a person in a mother's house.

I remember, oh my God, dude, my family noticed. Somebody in my family noticed the background. They were like, isn't that your kitchen and your living room? Isn't that you? I'm like, no. Dude, the night I recorded that TikTok had to have been one of the funniest nights to date I've ever had. I was, okay, I'll be honest. I was genuinely scared.

I was afraid that my parents were going to think that you guys were like psychos because we were like, so loud. I have videos of us, like, grabbing the little Amongus guy. Because we had, like, a plush. Like a fake plush we got from the mall. Yeah, it was like $17, too. Yeah, it was so expensive for no reason. He said $17.

I looked over and I just handed him the money. I didn't even, like, haggle him. I could have, I could have tried. He got it for $0.40. You could have haggled him. You did get that thing for $0.40. Dude, Larry, your house is always so hot, man. That sucked.

No, that's just where he lives. No, his house. That's not how that works. Isaac. This is how he lives. There's a thing called air conditioning. It's, it's my room.

My room is pretty fogged compared to the last. My room. My room. My room conditioning has been really bad since forever. So I feel like that's why my body's being like so weird. I just remember the first night we get there. It's warm as shit and there's a giant party going on with just a Marriotcha band next door. And we're just trying to sleep, fall into sleep.

It was like, It was like, I swear the entire night was just like, fub, fub, fub. And you know what's funny? You would have funny, you would think it'll be like next door. You look outside, it's like down the street. Yeah, it's not even there. That should be like an ASMR video.

You're trying to see a huge party. You're just sleeping. It's like a huge party. Play some bad buddies. That happened to me in Tennessee a lot every week. It actually pissed me off after a while. I could not sleep. It's pretty fun.

It's loud. It's so loud. It's so nice for me, dude. It's like when you put on like some weird ambience sounds and go to sleep. It's like when 10 trains. It's not what no one train? It's not white no one. Why are you exposing me like this? I do the same.

I'm like fucking, you know what I put? I put luxury New York apartment. What does that even mean? I put luxury New York apartment rain. I have three settings on my Alexa. It's deadly windstorm, train, whistle, and thunder. Thunderstorm. It was so hot.

Yeah. It was 3 a.m. The bathroom was locked. So I'm like, I'm feeling. I snuck in a sleep. Oh, I hear that. And I hear. Oh, my gosh.

You're like 60 years old. You're like, you're like, Yeah, I was like, dude, if you're ever homeless, I know where to find you, you're gonna be sleeping at this rain yard. Yeah, like, yeah. I'll be on the bench, so it's,

I'll be perfect. Like, a newspaper over there. He has a newspaper in my sack of goodies. I haven't seen a homeless person with like a, like the stick with the best stick in a sack. Oh, yeah. I think that's out of that. That was only in the 50s. If I was homeless, is that a fashion?

Yeah. If I was homeless, I would bring that back. I'd be the coolest homeless person. I would be fucking badass. I'd be like, dude. That would probably be like some like luxury brand. You guys ever see that TikTok where that guy was like, if I was homeless, I would go to this one train station. Oh, yeah.

there with a sign and ask what book should I read? And he was just getting thrilled. Because if I'm in this area where there's a lot of smart people, I'm sure they know more than me and they can help you get. That's so, dude, that's what the cornea shit in the world. That's a cornball thing. Yeah.

If I was homeless, I'd be making a grilled cheese on the pavement or something. There you go. I'd be poking an ant with a stick for fun. I'd be ruining an ant colony with my spit. If I would, dude, if I was homeless and I had nothing to do all day, I would like walk a few feet really fast and then just freeze midwalk and stay there.

Someone like came over to check on me. Somebody records a TikTok. The frozen man. I want to be known as the frozen man. That boy stuck in time. That boy got that virus. That boy stuck in time. Dude, they do some crazy positions, though, because they'll be laying on the ground in the

most like absurd way and just holding it. Dude, think about it though. Like being homeless has to be the most freeing, awesome thing for like two weeks. I want to run. You have to, like, train hopping. Train hopping. No, two weeks it has to be so fucking sick. Having everything you own in a bag.

The world is your house. You get to piss and shit wherever you want. All right, go. You go be homeless then. You don't have to talk to anybody about anything. To everybody. Huh? Why didn't you actually put it up?

What are you talking about? And then you just get to, you can go like, mangle a cat. And then you're like, I wonder how lonely you can get, though, because everyone avoids you. No, they're not, they're not lonely. They have their little squadron packs. They have the barrel squad, the burn barrel squad. The burn barrel is a barrel.

So how'd you become almost? This cannot. Nah. Or a gamble. 90, I think it's like 90% of homeless people are either mentally ill or addicted to drugs. Yeah, a lot of it's just the sad truth. That could happen. That could happen.

Well, veterans are usually a lot of mentally ill. 100% they didn't get the proper help that they needed from the VA or something like that. Which they should have gotten. Yeah. That is pretty evil. Mm-hmm. I know that there was a lot of like my uncle, for example, didn't get help. And he was in Vietnam.

He was served in Vietnam. So he had a lot of, and still does to this day have a lot of like PTSD and a lot of issues because it was neglected. And also, it's like, imagine going to like Vietnam or something like that when you didn't want to and then came back and you were like ridiculed by people. They hated you when you came back to. That's what it was like. That's bad actually. thing was like World War, dude, people who lived in farmhouses just randomly getting

transported to Europe. And then they have to, like, fight this war. There was a lot of crazy mental disruption from that. Like, a bunch of fucking people got fucked, like, mentally. Like, they came back home, and now there's this whole new horde of family

who have fucked up dads because they all went to war. Have you seen the before and after of World War II soldier pictures? It's insane. They're smiling. It's like four years. It looks like they aged like 20. Yeah.

I feel like World War I was pretty pretty far. Dude, that was like trenches and that was gas and stuff like that. Yeah, that was like gas. Yeah, exactly, exactly. They didn't have technology to fight against this.

You know what? I think about some times, like, we've known like the gun war and such, but like with just swords and like hit weapons, like those have to be some of the most violent, disgusting wars literally of all times.

Just slamming people with metal blades. Back of the Capeman Wars. Yeah. Ron Wars. The dinosaur. That's so bad. Thomas was like a U, like a U dead. Oh, hey Thomas.

And then you get frozen in a block of eyes for 12,000. Here you go, here you go. You fighting the British early America. Musket be musket. You both get shot by like a metal ball this big. It's like, oh! And then you're like, you're still alive. like, oh, you're looking at each other, and you have like a four-foot's bleeding.

Four-foot's cold, you're like, ugh, yeah, yeah. With a big fucking knife. Imagine, imagine this. Imagine, imagine you both, you both have the musket, you both shoot and you both miss, and you have to sit there and look at each and go, you're like, drop it, and then a cannonball out of nowhere. You have to sit there and awkwardly reload. I would go back in time.

Just to be a pirate. Like pirates have to be so fucking funny. And like, and like pirates, they were having so much fun. They didn't even write anything down. So we don't even like know anything about it. I know.

That's so stupid. They were too busy drunk on the ocean. Yeah. They were literally just having fun. They were drunk on the sheep. Losing their legs and losing their legs and losing their teeth. Shit up though, like about the whole like treasure being buried and shit and like the lock.

No. There is a pirate. I learned this today. I learned this today. I was watching a six hour analytical video essay on One Piece. Oh God. Jamie, you watch a fucking One Piece is a modern Odyssey video. I'm in one hour in.

But anyways, he talked about a pirate that Roger was based off of. Literally, while he was getting executed, he threw an encryption into the crowd and said, go find my treasure. Oh my God. That is insane. Has anybody found it? Can we do it? I don't know. I don't know if anyone found it.

But literally, you know, for all you One Piece fans out there, the Ponegliffs, all the writing on them, it literally, like, that's what the writing is based off. off the encryption on the note that he wrote. It's insane. It's crazy. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. Like, where, I think it's kind of cool, but like, where would they go, pirates? They wouldn't come here.

Would it be like in like... They'd go on the Caribbean, buddy. They'd go to the islands. Yep. I was thinking of Vikings. Island hop. Vikings are the... We're going to Greenland.

Vikings are on a whole other level, man. Like Vikings are... Who went in a fight? Vikings are pirates? Vikings, 1,000. If they're... If they're... saying they were like born from gods and like

what Isaac Vikings were like more they weren't in this advanced they didn't have here we go no dude but you're a pirate you're a pirate you're in front of the ship you have a map you're drunk okay yep and then you put down the map

and you see a beautiful axe just fly at you an axe thrown by somebody claiming they were born from a god of like of thunder like yeah yeah it's like the double like He's got a spear in his eye and he's still fighting.

Yeah, literally. And then he eats some like mysterious mushroom. And he takes his firstborn, he takes a bite out of his head, jumps the ship. Okay, I don't know about. Popes the head off. So it's like a football touchdown.

And then he's one who wanted to fight, a drunken, like, guy with a peg leg singing two. Every single thing, every single thing you just described. Everything, every single thing you just described is actually something that happened in Vinland saga at one point in time. Yeah. I know.

I watched the pirate in the viking. And a Viking anime, so I know all about this. I would be terrified of like a Viking just like took off his arm, sharpen the bone, and then just, okay, just like jumped your ship. That would be, yeah,

just, do you guys, what were Vikings? I was gonna say, what was like, so like pirates, uh, reason for exploring was for,

you know, gold, glory, whatever, what were Vikings even doing? Were they just land? I think land. They wanted land.

They wanted to land. That's way cooler than gold. Land. They wanted to, real. They wanted to do. They wanted to kill just to get into Valhalla. That's real.

No, I'm pretty sure. If you were the biggest warrior, you would get into, like, Valhalla. I'm pretty sure. What if Valhalla was like a pub? I'm pretty sure British people fought them and took their land and ran them out, and then they tried to get it back, and then they lost it. That's sick. Man, they always be losing.

I don't know, bro. What are you saying, Nick? I don't remember. I'm sorry. Oh, dirt. That's okay. Can we warn his, like, forgotten thought? I saw, I saw, like, a TikTok of, like, people being like,

what can't humans make architecture like this again and it was like a giant castle like for that it was like a spear can we go back in time can you go back in time to when you go back in time

to when you still look great to get your hand chopped off oh okay but how how did people I swear to God I don't know if it's like we have brain rot from technology or what

but how in the hell did people spend years sculpting a marble sculpture without a solid like I don't know reference and it is perfect onto the veins. Also, there's certain finger where only activates a certain part of your muscle

and your forearm with a hand pose and they sculpt it perfectly. How do you think they built the pyramids back then? We can't recreate those things. We can't recreate a pyramid like that. I could try. It's so insane to me. Literally, like, I can't wrap my head around it at all.

It's, dude. I can't even draw a reference. I saw a SpongeBob doing it. He's got a big marble rectangle. Ding! Shut it. Done. That pyramid, that whole pyramid thing we could get into,

and it would take us actually an hour and a half because there's so much of, there's so much stuff. Yeah, explain to me, man. Explain the perfection how they're so perfectly symmetrical with like something in the world. What is it, Isaac? Like the Poles or something like that? There's so much conspiracy.

Yeah, there's the fact that each of the pyramids, a few of the pyramids line up perfectly with a star map of three different stars. There's... The coordinates are like some about like speed of light or some shit,

I don't remember. Yeah, like the longitude and latitude like 3X, whatever, I don't even know, something like that.

Ice Spice is modern Cleopatra. You just reminded me. Do you remember that video of Kanye from like over a year ago talking about how he doesn't want like his daughter

North like on TikTok and stuff and now she's posting like videos of her like pretending to be Ice Spice? Do you remember that stuff? What? I didn't see that. Yeah.

I saw that. Yeah, it's not the coolest thing ever. Yeah, that was really, I was actually really sad to see. Because Kanye was talking about how he doesn't want, like, his daughter to be used, like, and Kim's just, like, let her do whatever. It's interesting. Don't be a Kanye defender. Don't be a Kanye defender on the podcast, dude.

Come on, dude. I'm not being a Gagne defender. I'm just explaining that, like, we saw him real time explain that people don't give a shit what the father would say. It is one interesting thing It is an interesting topic for sure For sure Oh yeah for sure Yeah

I've got a couple of based young gentlemen in this call I just don't want to judge Our parenting even though it is a little You know It's impossible, dude It's not my kid Yeah It's impossible

Isn't North like nine years old? Yeah She's older I think I think Here I'll look it up North West age 9. She's 9.

She's turning 10. Dude, that's so weird. I can't imagine. Oh, wow. Wow. Yay. I can't imagine being so, being in such the limelight.

Like, being in a limelight for your entire life, it just seems like too much. When I was nine years old, I memorized my first rap song. When I was nine years old, I knew the entire of the songs. When I was in first grade, I thought that I was gay. That was my first rap song, I remember.

If you were a billionaire, would you let your kid have an easy life or would you make them have a hard life and you give all your money away to random people? Okay, if you have enough for generational, yeah, you want to set up generational wealth so they don't like spend it too bad, you know? Like I'd make him have like a semi-decently hard life, but like when he's an adult, I don't give a shit. Like what am I making money for if I'm not sharing it with my family to have a good time. You know what I would do? If I was a pure billionaire, I would build the best. biggest mansion of all time, and I would give him a map to where my room was, but I said booby traps. And if you could find him in a certain amount of time, he could get a little bit of money.

Can you add the swinging axe? Yeah, the swinging axe, the logs colliding together. Imagine it hit by one of those things. Dude, you walk into a room. In the ground that they run. You walk into a room, the door locks behind you, and you're like, what's the trap in this room? And you notice the ceiling is slowly.

Yeah, the spikes come down. The walls are closing, too. Both the most cells just are moving in. But you leave one bend open that has a loose screw that they can open up. There's fake doors with teeth. Right. It's like, Biano's just like biting at you.

They start jumping. There's a flip side to all this because Jackie Chan was interviewed and beast. What? No, let him cook. I was not expecting. I was not expecting that. I'm pansearing.

Okay, here we go. Jackie Chan was interviewed about this same. exact topic that Nick literally asked about. And I think Jackie Chan's net worth is very high. It's like hundreds millions multiples. It's like 80, billions. Let me go.

Let me fact check that, dude. Yeah, fact check it. Because it is in the hundreds. Okay, his net worth is $8.2 billion. Oh, no, it's no, I lied. It was a huge lot. That's $350 million. Anyways, it doesn't matter. It's so much money.

It's so hard to fathom. So, so he was asked, about the same thing. And he said, I'm not going to give my son any money. He donated it all that he's going to leave behind when he dies.

He already said it's all going to charity. That's toxic. I'm not going to give my son any of my money because if he can't figure out how to get his own money, then what he's going to waste mine pretty much is what he said. Well, no, teach him how to do it.

Make him go to school. Make him be a normal boy. And then help him if he needs to help him. I can beat him in a fight. That's all I'll say. Yeah, I tell my mom that. She was like, that is awful.

She was, like, so upset. The way you describe your mom, she's so wholesome 1,000. She's a beautiful lady. He is. That's horrible. Dude, why are people, why are people going into, like, a Walmart and just snapping the feastables bars in hell? Because that's, I don't fucking ice cream. He told me, he'll go straighten up the.

Tidy up my bars for me. Yeah, Mr. V's told a bunch of people to do that and people got pissed off. I don't see a reason why you should get pissed at that. Who care? Me either. I don't see either. You're making more problems.

It would stay rich people. Yeah. Dude. People were like, who the hell do we think you are? I'm like, that's a pretty... Dude, did you see? He just uploaded a video, 20,000 shoes. He donated 20,000 bears.

That's insane. That's such a crazy amount of shoes. It's so crazy. Like, he's actually doing things. I grew up in, we'd all have brand new shoes. Can we trade Mr. Beast for an alien? Why would we do that? Like an NFL trade?

Imagine. All right. First Alex, one or more. He gets up with a jersey, like, he puts on the head, he shakes Joe Biden's hand. He's got like three hours.

He goes and he goes and he signs the deed away from Mr. Beast's YouTube channel. He takes over. Mr. Bees gets like abducted. But then he becomes an alien philanthropist. Dude, yeah. That would be actually sweet. Make it happen, America.

If aliens, intergalactic trade. Yeah, that's the first intergalactic trade, dude. The intergalactic trade. Mr. Beast would be a first round draft pick for the A is, for sure. He's a good candidate. In today's first intergalactic trade.

Wait, out of every human, who do you think would be like the first pick? Elon, you think so? He's first pick. Elon, you think? Yeah, your first pick. Yeah. Mr. Bees's second pick and the third pick is Wolverine.

No, I'm talking. What about like every human ever? Like every human ever Like Albert Einstein Yeah I was thinking guys Albert Einstein Jesus Christ

And like I forgot that guy was actually real The Messiah Musk is up there He's top five I think He's definitely first round He's a five star athlete He's a modern day

The guy The King Benjamin Franklin's a fraud by the way He is He's still Nikola Tesla's shit, whatever Or what's that Thomas Edison? Thomas.

That was Edison. They're all fraud. Yeah, they're a $100 bill. They're not. They're making... They're all frauds. They're frauds. They're frauds.

Listen, listen, we're better. Benjamin Franklin has never posted a money spread on any of his social media. Dude, he does this in every photo. In social media. We have one. You're doing the thing.

We have one. I'm saying old, old president. Job Biden be like, Abraham. Schools are being built, cars are being filled with gas, children are eating food in the mornings. Jackal, Jackal. Yeah, you did that, yeah! This is Joe's America.

Kids are eating. People are driving. When Trump was in office, kids were crying, car crashes were happening, schools were closing, the movies were crumbling, COVID happened, you're lying, I'm trying. It's a threat. He loves it when kids cry. Back when I was vice president, schools were open and just goes back and forward through the same shit. Dude, there was a video Joe Biden walking with another guy, like, arm in arm, and he was literally like stumbling.

He couldn't walk him like. He was walking like a zombie. He was like robotically controlled from his asshole. Like he had no control over himself. I thought you wanted him with big dig. Oh, real? Joe Biden's side piping? Dude, there's no way.

Have you seen his Joe Biden's swinging, I heard. He has a nuclear missile down there. He's got the dad balls for sure. It's going down to his ankles. I'd pay to see that thing. Did you guys see that video? It wasn't even the side of pipe. It was like one vein.

That people were like, damn, I think it's huge. That's a bulbous. You guys saw the video of him walking out in Ukraine, and then they, as he was walking out, the air sirens went off. He's like, he's just like, he's just walking.

He's fine. And everyone's fine. Beast. So fake. I don't know what's happening. I think he is AI a little bit. Just a little bit. Yeah, he is.

I think he is. He is a video. AI assistant president. He looks airbrushed. He does. He does. They like copy and paste his eyeballs. It's sticking one place when he talks on like the talk shows.

I feel like when you become president of the United States, someone in particular though, there's no name for has a conversation with you about your do's and don't. And if you cross. that line, something horrible is going to happen to you. So from that point forth, you're a puppet. I don't know. Your family gets killed.

Yeah, I feel like something horrible happens where it's like if you do something horrible or if you speak out against this, this or this, like you just know something. You know what I mean? Like when you're that important. Oh, you talk about celebrities? Well, I'm talking about like the president. Like if. So I can imagine what the fuck you could, like you would see in that time of being.

Imagine how much blackmail the government would have on three presidential candidate. They have every piece of blackmail they would ever need for anything. That's so insane. Like, yeah, what Larry said, like, what do you think the president has seen in such? Crazy stories, dude. Yeah, it's right.

Like, if you say what thing at a line, they probably force them. You go to New York, all of your fucking history is just like on the boards. The whole fucking, every tab, everything is on the board. If I was present, I would not feel comfortable showering. I feel like there's a camera somewhere anywhere. The camera in the drain would try to be in the president. You just got to deal with it.

FBI agents. There's obviously the Washington shower. Beautiful, Mr. President. I see it. I see it loud and clear. That's perfect change, Mr. President. Is that everything huge? Perfect shaghtar.

You're just working a perky today. The hash or what is it called? The hex code. The hex code. There's like a camera in the toilet. Skid mark and gauge. I see it. It's right there.

Skidmark engage. You need to get it by a guy. They used to look at his butt hole and like control it. Last night I was watching the movie 2012 again. And that shit is so fucking funny. That's a good move. You guys should go back and watch the movie 2012. Remember when the earth is supposed to end?

I have to end. I bought 2012. And the day after tomorrow, just about the world is loading. Is that about the movie where like the world was the end? Yeah. Yeah. The day after tomorrow is where like a frost happens and shit. Yeah, it was like based on that one myth where everyone was like, we're going to die.

The mine calendar is gone. Yeah. I can't believe that. 12 years before. First grade? What? You were in first grade in 2012? I think so.

God damn. What? Dude, I was in middle school. I was not sure. I was in first grade. I was saying. I still lived in Ohio. And I was lived in Ohio.

Born in Ohio. Wait, what year were you born? Describer fan group. 2004. Stop, stop, stop, so, 2004. 2004? 2004.

So, yeah, he'd been nine years old. That's crazy. Is that a backwoods? Did he be like a switch or eight? I would be eight. I'd be eight. So that's probably second grade, second grade. In 2012, I was praying to God we didn't die.

That was like the first even God. Stop. Is it even the devil? I'm up for whatever, really. He's down. He's down for anything right now. I've been talking around and find out. You can look at Satan and be like, okay.

I've been jumping around on Twitter lately, and I just see occasionally a picture of, like, little Uzivert and, like, a caption, and then people in the comments are like, he ain't even hiding that he's a Satanist anymore. Yeah. He ain't even hiding it. And play it.

Yummy is like Rihanna. It even hiding there no more. With the red coat They didn't even hiding in no more Oh but when Kanye mixed on People are like going off

It was so funny watching Watching everybody react to that All the TikTokers are like Yeah Yumi says Yeah They don't know Yeah

It's a Satanist Bigger piece of shit Relax dude Well you're a fucking idiot I'm like Relaxed I love that guy I made that video

That'd be so happy That was a cool video Dude That was like my favorite video Like that time that guy, by the way, has been making those kinds of videos for fucking forever.

Like, I looked at his account, it's the same years backlog. Yeah, it's a group of people who just make those, like, videos of like, oh, here they come again. There's saying that Rihanna's a devil and all this shit. Yeah, I said that during the Super Bowl halftime show. When the Travis Scott shit happened, I like, I was like, what's going on? So I

searched it up on YouTube. And the first, like, the first videos were just all, like, about how Satan is in the concert. There's like serious Christian YouTube pages. There's like serious Christian YouTube pages and all the comments are full of like conspiracy theories, all this like religious stuff. Conspiracy theories are so interesting. They're actually really fun to look into. They are.

I love propaganda and conspiracy. Isaac showed us his page one time, dude. Oh my God. It's just mind fuck of like the weirdest shit. I'll send you a few pictures later. It is complete just a dude. it's like brain melting stuff. Yeah, I want to see it.

You can't even put, you can't wrap your mind around it. I want to, have you seen, I think it's just like a creepy pasta type thing, but it was like the Washington monument with built around this like super old tree or something and it was like to shield it.

Wait, the what? The, um, I think it's, life, Eegrozilla or whatever the fuck is called? Might be, but,

yeah, something like that. Well, one way to find out. Europe, what? Let's go break it. Yeah, it's a weird.

It didn't have any branches. It was like, it's like, it's like, it's, It is really scary. It was like a scary video. The Washington Monument?

Yeah, it cracks. Yeah, it's a crack. It always cracks, I think. There's people always think it looks like a pencil. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's cracked a few times. Yeah, I'm sure. It's climbing it. It's pretty good at Fortnite.

Oh my gosh. Look. The White House burned down once. Yeah, and they had to rebuild it. That's why it's like white now. That's the tree. That's the tree is built around. Wait, what?

Oh, I thought that was the monument. What the fuck? It looks like a devil's hand. I think it's fake. I do see it TV. The devil's finger. It's like a fake. That looks like a Chode.

It's okay. When I was in middle school, I had a teacher who, sorry. Speaking of Chodes when I was in middle school. So we had this teacher who was like super, super, very, very, the most religious person I've ever met. It was like kind of embarrassing because she wouldn't even let her kids eat. She wouldn't let her kids eat lucky charms because it was witchcraft. Like he was like magical and he believes. can like,

like, you know. That's like, I feel bad for the people. Yeah, when you're, that's how his father hits you with holy water before you walk in. Yeah, real. It was,

it was a little bit too much. He tries to pitch you like a business idea. Like, shake your hand. Let me talk to them. It's true. But yeah, just over the top. But she used to like always,

she would not, if we ever talked about going to the movies or trying to see a movie at all, she would tell us we couldn't see it and then she'd run it through her website, which had like a fact checker

on if the movie was appropriate for ages of, you know, like whatever age group or not. And it was done by these insane Baptists, like Christian people who would break down every, like, if they even hugged in the movie, they would say it was inappropriate for kids. And they would, like, go through every single detail. Oh my God. In a full breakdown of the movie.

It was insane. That is sad. Dude, people who are raised in that environment come out to be some of the craziest motherfuckers, like, ever. Like, those kids just, it's like, lashed out. Tony right now. They just train a dog. And you put

a dog in a cage for its whole wife and then you let it loose it's gonna go attack somebody it's gonna run away every single person that I like quote unquote I guess graduated from from like this private school flew off the handle dude oh dude private school kids like that grew up and like well they're just schools they're

they're really bad dude private school girls are freaks dude they're scary no okay what scary as fuck what what you said what did you say private school girls are freaks

they're freaks Yeah! All right, let's finish on this podcast. All right, wrap it up there. Code group, 10% off gamer stuff. There's a new big booby sale going on. I was going to ask you a question about your dad real fast before we did end. What's going on?

Why do you sleep on your dad so hard? Like your dad has some genuinely good ideas. Yeah, you like, all right, dad, all right, calm down. Because you don't understand this. But before he pitches it to you, he pitches it to me eight times. He just wants to hear you. you agree with him to use it against me. You know, your dad called me up one time.

Yeah, I know he did. I was in. He's like, he calls me, Tanner, he was, this is when Tanner was in. No, I was in the back seat of the car. Yeah. He was like, he was like, Tanner, look it up, look it up for me. I was like, yeah, you're right. He's like, you see it.

Thanks to you. Yeah, you're right. Wait, Tanner, were you in the car when he called me or no? Yeah, I was there. The first call. You know, I want to meet him so bad. Yeah, all the calls. Oh my God.

I want to meet him so bad. Isaac, the first call. He calls me up and I'm like, what's up, dad? And he said, I knew you'd pick up. Isaac was wrong, I knew you'd pick up. All right, buddy, I'm going to call you back in like 10 minutes. How you been, by the way? Really good?

I want to call you back in 10 minutes. Isaac doesn't think that you picked my phone up. I said that because you got a new phone. I said, hey, dad, he has a new number. He was like, what? No, you would tell me if he did. He'd have to pick up this call. And I'm like, well, okay, if he's at his desk,

then he's probably going to pick up that call because his phone's on his desk, his old one. He was like, well, we'll see about that. And then we went into the hotel and he called you and blah, blah, blah. He was ecstatic. Let me tell you right now, he was jumping for joy that he could prove you wrong. He's like, I'm going to call you back in 10 minutes, pretend like I just called you. Dude, he loves to do it.

He loves it. He loves when me and wrong. Yeah, you know what, man, he needs a little bit of that like pizzazz, you know? That's a good dad win for the dad. He cares. Dad dub. That is a dad dub. With that being said, Code Group is also a dad dub.

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