#48 - Our Most ADHD Episode Yet
00:00I'll be, have a baby.Welcome back.Welcome back to if fashion kills.Podcast.Welcome back to the episode.Welcome back to the group.Something.We are not aware of our episode.
00:12Welcome back to the Guards.People without right hands, without right arms.How do they pledge allegiance?They don't.They're just, they're kicked out of the country.They will go out of the country to go be stupid.It rhymes with turd.Can we talk about how TikTok is Chinese spyware?
00:32No.Can we talk about that?Oh my God.Talk about what?I said, can we talk about how TikTok is Chinese spyware?Oh, we've already said that, dude.Can we talk about GamerSups?Oh, we talk about the GamerSups.
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01:14It's so yummy.I want a LeBron James mascot.That would be too much.Drake and gamer stuff like this and his head opens up.Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, guys, mystery march.It's huge.You get a free, a free.cup with any tub purchase.
01:32Literally right now, as we'retalking to you. So,you better go get that now. What's up?You know what else? This is huge. It's huge.The big old titty's on the cups. Look at them.Dang.Zooks, I say. That's the double Zs right there, building.You, Isaac. Dude. What's up,
01:49you? You weren't there for this.I think it was only yummy in me.You guys can talk. You guys can talk. It's fine.No, no, I have a question. I want to ask youguys this quite. I want to pick your brain. What numbercode do you think that we arein GameRceptions?I'm gonna go with four.
02:09Why do you laugh like a villain?That's probably not right.Because that's like pretty high.Number one.15.I'm gonna say,we're eight.We're eight, we're eight.
02:19Okay, no, no, no, we're six, we're eight.Grunk, what do you think?Seven.Lucky.You know what I mean, remember?No, number two.I don't even think I was there.It's top ten for sure.
02:28We just lied.You lied his ass off.We're exactly ten.All right, guys.Let's go get some Gamer subs tubs.Let's push us to number nine.You're exactly 10.You are not top 10, bro.
02:38Fuck who's nine.Whoever's nine, fuck you.Yeah.Whoever is nine, we know who he is.No.I know who we're behind.Whoa.Who are we behind?
02:48Is it he or they?Don't do it.Probably all of the above.Don't do it.What if this one,what if this one word do you sayit's going to ruin everything in the future?Yeah.
02:57Somehow, some way.Or by not saying it right now.Basinga,Basinga,Basinga, Basinga, Basinga, Basinga, Basinga,Basinga, Basinga.Okay, okay.Basinga.
03:07I would honestly, if I was the listener, I would click off by now.What is this shit?This is a top 100 comedy podcast on Spotify?What the hell?People are no longer funny.We just dropped like four levels on Spotify charts.All we did was promo a company and they goBazinga over and over again for 20 seconds.
03:33Yeah, so far.We've talked about Chinese spyware being TikTok.No, we have that.You mentioned one second.You did.You did for some of the title.And then we all talked about it a little bit.That's a banger title.
03:45We all talked over each other.It's leaking.What?My panties are.What are you, dude?Holy shit.Okay.You challenge.
03:55Somebody take acid and listen to this episode.Are you guys getting a shitload of tags onof what you're saying, Grunk?I'm sorry.I was just gonna ask.I was gonna start off the podcast withWho's excited for the warmer weather?I am.
04:15I am.I love.We are only three minutes into this kid.Oh my God.It's cold here.It's sad, but me and my friends, we did a thing yesterday.We went to a creek and looked for places that would be cool in the summertime to just sit at.And like, I'm so high.
04:32I'm not gonna lie.What the shit?It's very glave core.Okay.How old are you, Nick?What was that sentence?Say that again.Say that again.
04:41I don't even know what I said.You said,that's a vibe.You said,that's a vibe as fuck, man.What the shit.I just learned how to curse.Remember that sentence?
04:53Would you say, Larry,your very first curse word to your dad?Pinching.Pinchy, Cameron.I don't know.No, you said something.You just like fuck in the wrong manner.You're like, you said something.
05:05Yeah, I had so much schoolwork and F word, I think.What?Larry's last, like, one of the last episodes,he talked about his very first curse word he used,and he used the F word wrong.What are you grumped?I'm losing it, man.All I'm thinking about is my brother.
05:24It's your brother, maybe.I was going to say, no, I was going to say, no, no,it wasn't, it wasn't, fuck.I was just telling my brother that I was telling him that I had a lot of work and shit.And then he looked at me sternly and he said, don't say that ever again.Didn't you say working bitch?Didn't you say bitch or something?He said shit?
05:42He said fudge or freak.I thought you said, he said, working.It's anyways.Oh, man.I don't know.I don't know.I don't know whether.I can't do it.
05:54Let's restart.Let's restart.No, this is good.I have a question.I have a question.Are you guys getting a lot of people tagging you on your Instagram stories as well?like all like them putting code group in different places.Oh,
06:07that's only,yes.Yes,I get that.I look at everyone that does it.There was a girl on,on,like on the Instagram stories.
06:14She had code group 10% offon the back of a gamer subs shirt.Yeah.That was hard as funny.That was funny.That was the same,that was the same girl that did the Donna cakeor she did A Donna cake.
06:26Really?She mentioned,yeah,she like mentioned me in a story.Now once again,it just like,automatically popped into my shit.And I scrolled up.
06:33What did you say, Yomi?You looked mad when he said Dona Cake.Yeah, you're like, no, I was like, I don't, because I normally see those.He's perplexed?Yeah, because he remembers every single person has done a Donna Cake, and he doesn't recall that.Can I just like say, you know what?That was like the funniest shit ever for no reason.What?
06:53It was way back.No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.It was, it was way back when he said that his panties were leaking.Yeah, that was.Last thing was funny as is, but then he randomly just, like, stirred face and went,and I just imagine him trying to, like, clap-sync, like, eight minutes into the podcast.It was just way funnier than it needed to be.That's why I was laughing so hard.
07:14I just wanted to clear the air and be honest.I didn't hear you laugh that hard.I'll be honest with you.I was cackling.I heard him laughing.Okay.It was funny.I am the only one who failed this challenge the last time, so I want to do it again.
07:25Can we do the challenge where we don't curse for five minutes?I just want to try it.You're not think of anything.You're addicted.No, we should do something.We should have a ritual for every.We do something at least while we do it, you know?It'd be fine.
07:36Try not to fart.Go.Can we try not to curse?I won't curse.I won't curse.I do.I have a film time to put on whenever I'd like.Okay.
07:46Can you start a timer Isaac?Yeah.Hold on.Let me go get that shit, son, bitch.All right.He's getting them all out before we start.In the meantime, what is a topic then that will evoke theLet's do for 10 minutes.
07:58In time, you're really mad,Overwatch.Oh, really mad.mad. Oh yeah, Overwatch makes you guysreally mad. I don't play the game.Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm about...Isaac's really mad. Yeah, I don't want totalk about that right now. I get really pissed. I'm starting a
08:1010-minute counter, don't curse.If you... Because last timelike, Soft Willie couldn't speak for like30 seconds, like, that's lame.Yeah. All right, sorry,level it. Let's get her going.No cursing for next 10 minutes.Are you heard that? Is it me?
08:26That was me.Yeah.Fuck, dude. I was burping.Oh, well, there you go.Larry's already out. Larry's done. Larry's done. Larry just cursed 15 seconds in here.You can't talk for nine minutes. Yes. We already did it. We already did it.I didn't know we started. I'm going now. Or whatever. Larry is fine.He's out. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more.
08:48So, okay. Then if you ruin it now, then the integrity of the challenge is gone forever.People won't trust us anymore as a group. If we don't hold by this challenge.Yeah. Let's shut up forever.He said a curse wordI said shut up you bucket of boltsHe's good with itHe's insults and all he's not cussingYep
09:08Dang why am I blueI don't like when Larry's not talkingTo people that are watching thisWhy am I blueAlright to the people watching thisLike any tech savvy nerds like whyIt's becauseYou have a blue light glasses on your monitor
09:25That is not true brotherOkayI think I don't knowYou just have bad lightingYou have a bad camera.My prescription is literally like five years old.It's not even doing it anymore.Bad.
09:36I have to go to the eye doctor.You also have to go to the dentist.Get some spectacles to me?You said you have to go to the dentist as well.Your body's part of the orthodontist.If you go to the eye doctor, you have to go to the regular doctor.You have to fix up your life, son.You know how people take their car to get like checkups and stuff like that?
09:54I just, if my body was a car, I've been neglecting my oil changes for five years.That's like 10.Like what I did with my car.I had my car for six years and I had two oil changes total.That's not good.No, no, it's not.You know what?I don't care.
10:12Larry is going to news.Larry's weird.Larry's actually weird.Larry is a son of a gun right now.Let me tell you what.So did you guys know that Tom Cruise does his own stunts?I found that out recently.He rode on an airplane outside.
10:27He wrote on an airplane.Mad.What? Who cussed?No one. It was Snoop Dogg. Larry had a sidekick.Oh, dude, speaking of some actual, like, stuff that's been going on, phase.People from Faze have been speaking out about, like, the company, like, the original, like, what's the new?Tico, it was Norton.I mean, yeah, I'd speak out against my company if my stock was worth, like, pennies.
10:55I mean, it's not so sad.It's not surprising about a company that's addicted to girls and drugs would havesomething bad going on with them.Yeah.Yeah.Girls and drugs and360 no scopes.Girls, drugs and
11:05Call of Duty, what could go wrong?What could go wrong?Holy crap, man.I mean, you were in phase.What was it like?Um, I legally cannot say anythingbad about the company.Actually, I cannot.
11:18No, I was just curious what you're going to go to jail.It's a great company.They're cool, I guess.There you go.I can't believe that they had to sign that.You had to sign a piece of paper that saysI can't talk badly about.this company.
11:31That cannot be legal, but it is.That can't be legal.No, sir.Speaking of legal, have you guyswatched Nathan for you?It's a Netflix or Hulu's show.It's on Hulu?I think Larry has.
11:42It's really, it's so funny.It's this guy who just goes aroundto, like, really, like, small businessesthat are failing and helps them in the, like,most ridiculous ways, literally of all time.So he, like, goes to Mr. Beast and, like, helps him.Yeah, but not in a very effective way.I feel like, yeah, it's like,
11:58like, um.Like, he gives, like, 30.thousand spoons. I kind of remember.He's really good with them.30,000 spoons.That's what I'm thinking of.He's really good with the advertising.Giving them only like,
12:10God bless your son.Lids.And that's it.I'm getting every single,I've watched three seasons and I can't remember a singlesingle one he did.Nathan for you.Nathan for you.
12:20Yeah.Nathan for you.He helps small businesses.Yeah.He's really good at advertising.Oh, so he's just doing white saviorship.Is that what he's doing?White Savior ship.
12:28If I had a Netflix show, I'd be the complete opposite.You have to give...I would go to my small businesses and I would tear them to the ground.There's so much context.And then I would raise the rent of single mothers and only single mothers.Oh my gosh.Hold on, guys.We can't go too far from that white savior.
12:49Yeah, I can't go from that because Yummy, you yell at me for getting political on Twitter yet.Yomi's the most political man of all time.You were very political with that.How was that political?I don't know. I'm just making shit out.You can't talk anymore.Be quiet.See, I turned blue.
13:04No, no.Hey, hey, hey, shut up.The light.See, I turned blue.The light.Why does this happen?Block your light with your hand.Whoa.
13:13That was incredible.He turned not blue.But people at home, why does this happen to me?Look at what?It's because of your camera.Camera built in color correction.That's what it is.You look at my hands.
13:28Dang.Listen, stop.Hey, stop talking.Oh, yeah, that's right.The integrity of our group is falling apart.Add another minute.Add another minute penalty.I'm adding another minute just because you guys want to be smart.
13:39We've given you like two, three, four warnings.Are we ready to continue talking about Nathan for you?Because I remember.Hold on.I got it.Guys, yeah, keep talking.Six minutes.We'll get back.
13:48Okay.So he did a caricature artist.Like, he held out a character artist that was failing.And like he just told him to draw the most offensive and like racist garbage likeknown to Van.And it was working.Like, people were going up to get it because of how stupid it was.It's really funny.
14:04He's really good at advertising.Is that a small,is that what a small business is?No,that's a bad example of the small business part.Oh,for a haunted house?He did a haunted house one where he made people,
14:14like he wanted attraction on a haunted house.And to do that,he wanted to make it as scary as possible.So basically he made the attraction,they went through a normal haunted house,but one of the, like,monster people touched them.And then they, like, pulled them aside
14:25and said that they contracted some,like rare disease that the that the scorer had and uh they like took them to a hospital and theygot out of the ambulance and there's like people in full hazmat suits like we need to be carefulthis is like serious serious and then they walked through another door and it was just likeend of haunted house so funny it is really funny that's the most elaborate Netflix seriesdude every episode like the budget is insane i don't know how they do it but it's it's really goodit's on hulu none it reminds me of something that like reno ross creation something that he would doif he had a but ton of money.
14:57But a ton.Good one.Good job.Thank you.You have to remember the...All right.Let me go back to the white savership comicbecause I have to explain that whole thing.
15:08I didn't even know that existeduntil, of course,on the wonderful website of Twitter.com.Thank you, Twitter.It brought to my attention.So it was when Mr. Beast received all the flackfor donating 20,000 shoes to people in need,which is a good thing.
15:26There's literally not a single negative thing.That a normal person,that a normal person should see with that,but Twitter.com can find a way.And people were just calling it like white saviorshipand stuff like that,which I think is absolutely insane.Yeah, I'll be real.
15:45I see what they're talking about,but at the same time, there's so much.What are you helping?There's way too many benefits to be looking for negatives.If there was a personI knew a lot about this.I'd love to talk to youbecause I'm genuinely curious.
15:57Yeah, but it doesn't,call it saviorhip at that point.It doesn't have to be white savior.It doesn't have to be any color savior ship.They could just be savior ship.But the people who are going to be the onesto complain about that kind of stuffare the same people who are sitting in their chair like this,
16:09like, do you guys need to do more to fix all the problems?And then they're just like, you know,keyboard warriors.Struj,the loudest platform of social media ever.Like,a loud.Yeah, like sweat 10 loud.
16:26Exactly like that.Yep.Yeah, weed, man.Oh, I hate Twitter.It's gross.We, um,Nick would like to know the time that he has leftbefore he can speak again.
16:37Three minutes.And Glary has two?Mm.They both have three.Probably ruined it for him.Oh, he talked to like,Hey, Larry.Another minute.
16:48Yep.I could hear him.He was actually screaming.I hope he's not only coming, like, muted in Discord.I hope his mic's actually.disconnected because if that's through audacity.No, he's not screaming. He's just silentas a mouse. No, I heard him. I heard him scream.
17:00I heard him. Look at him. Look, look, look. I can hearhim from the room. Guilty. He's charged. He's screaming.Yep, he's screaming. I heard him. I heard thatif there's somebody else's Mike.Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, care,bad news. You're going to have to take all of that out.No, it should be fine. He stopped his audacity. He hasn't been recording this whole time.No, no. Okay, listen. Here's what we should do.
17:21Since we have two and a half minutes left to talk as muchcrap about soft really as we can.He can't defend himself.He can't speak. So let's do so. Let's talka lot of bad stuff about him thatHe's addicted to TikTok. He loves talking aboutTikTok. He can't stop. Not bringingit up. I see in the YouTube comments like this guy loves TikTok.
17:41I do, Nick, I do. I always see that. His entire for youpages is like girls twerking and likegirls kiss at each other. Oh yeah.And then every podcast is like, I saw this TikTok and everybodycatches it. Everybody puts in the comments.Like, this guy's always on TikTok.Yeah, if you follow Softwilor on TikTok,you'll see that he reposts only the biggest gym butts that he could find.
18:02Big gym butt.The biggest, sweatiest gym butts.I went to the gym the other day with Nick,and he was staring at every girl.Oh, my.Man, this must be torture.Oh, my God.I witness, your honor.
18:20I saw him do it.No, none of that happened.Imagine he's like he's under oath,and he swore to talk under oath,and he just can't talk about it.None of that happened.None of that.That is false.
18:30That's all true for another 55 seconds.Same one here.For another 55 seconds, it's true.What else did he do?That was horrible.Oh, you actually, I remember we were on our way home from the gym, he and I,and he ran over eight dogs and started looking at more buttons on the stereo.He literally peeled out on a frog and looked at a butt while he was doing it.
18:50He was doing it.He was double-tec and he ran over a frog, backed up, peeled out on it,and looked at a butt and ran.He straight-led a squirrel in our backyard,was foaming from the mouth and he was like,yeah,and then he started looking at ourhis butt.
19:04Yeah.He found a garden snakeand tied like a balloon animaland threw it into the treeand ran away.He peaked over the fenceand looked at our neighbor's butt again.And he was being ableist.
19:16Oh,10 more seconds,quick.He's abelous too.He's just a monster.He's a misogynist.Our front door.He likes women for their butts and that's it.
19:24Dude,our front door was wheelchairaccessible.I bet you a week ago.He built a staircaseand all the door that's trying.Go ahead to defend yourself.Listen, the only thing that's true about that entire situation is the peeling out on the frog.
19:35I backed up on a frog.That's the only thing is true.I killed a frog by accident and I felt really bad, so I backed up the check on it and I ran over it again.Now it's an accident.Oh my God, I have a video.I have a video on my phone of that.I think I remember it was at night.It was at nighttime and you ran over it and then you bet.
19:52Oh my God.And then the next day we went there and it was just a.It was just like, yep.It was just like a cartoon frog thing.Thank you guys.You guys are gonna get me on a fucking Joey Swole video, dude.Like, seriously.Why?
20:04This guy.Do bad.Do better.Why would you do this?Do better.Do better.Do better at the gym health.Come on now.
20:11Yeah.You said the only thing.The only thing that was true about all of that was just.Why, did he do something else?Are you saying everything else?You'll be looking at them butts, boy.It wasn't true.And wasn't true.
20:23There, no.Hey, what?He's saying the rest wasn't true.Yeah, the rest was not true.The only thing that was true was the frog.I want to see if I can find the video.Dude, if I'm going to be completely real with you,I don't look at a single person in the gym.
20:39Like, I will only look at like a guy, for example,or I'm spatially away.Dude, I feel like I'm committing a crime if I look at other people.I don't.Especially, especially like committing.I look at women. I look at people.I know.I do not, I do not even.
20:53I keep my eyes forward.I don't even acknowledge their existence.Listen, I don't look it.I don't look at it.They're just pawns in my world.So you look at...Who is that guy?Who is that?
21:07Who is that?It's like hard for zooming on them.Okay.It's like blurry ass screenshots.I don't know what it is.I can vouch for Nick not looking at people in the gym because me and Grizzie were there andhe was like two feet next to us before he even noticed it was us.Yeah, I didn't see him either.
21:24So actually what happened was I was walking with my mat and Grizzie.and Yummy were like standing there and I like see two people staying there and I see Grizzie and likeGrizzie looks like Grizy dude. He's just huge and you don't see many people like tall andfucking jacked like him and then I'm like okay that guy kind of like has a figure of Grizzy but it's my peripheraland then I see yummy shoes and yummy only works out in one pair of shoes.It's sweaty and stinky and gross. I have to wear it to the gym.Yeah if you wear different pairs of shoes to the gym you have like stinky feel you have trench foot.Dude, I saw a guy that's been wearing Bolensiagas, and then he starts wearing like fucking Vans and then he wears Converse like this dude.
22:05He's jacked as fuck, but holy shit.I used to do that.I used to do that.I used to have specific gym outfits with shoes.It was pretty bad.That's weird.That's cool.I mean, it's not weird.
22:14I'm sorry.I didn't mean to judge you.I need, I need like specific clothes to work out.If I don't have my workout clothes and I have a worst workout.Yeah.If it's not, if it's not the heavy Zara t-shirt and the compression shorts.I need some sweatpants.When I squat.
22:27The compression shorts.like every day. I'll be right back. I have a story. I have a story. I just have to go get thepiece for it. One second. What, the story?I just remember something I wanted to talk about on the podcast, but Nick needs to be here for it.I hope he's going to grab those your voucher. University blue.The shoes you fucking stomped in.Is he grabbing him? He's?Yes. It's perfect. It's perfect.
22:52All right. All right.Literally how I just remembered that and I wanted it.Yeah, so this conversation is sparked because when I first got these shoes, they're really expensive.I don't even wear it.That's like 500 or 600, right?Like 500 bucks.I regret my knees.Very expensive shoes.
23:08And I worked out in them.I worked out in them once.And so I never wear them.They're on my like shelf in my room.And I show them to Yummy.And Yummy's like, oh, can I try them on?I'm like, yeah, sure.Dude, Yummy takes his foot.
23:23He puts it down.And Jams his foot.into the shoe and starts wiggling his foot like this.Like a toddler.And the back is bending inward.I'm like, it did not bend that bad.It did not bend.Oh, wait.
23:35Talk about the time.Talk about when it was like, like an actual dog round.Yeah, there you go.I was like, damn, dude, make yourself at home.I was dying laughing for like 20 minutes because I didn't even realize.Like, I knew where the shoes were.I knew how expensive they were, but my brain wasn't thinking.And it was like, it was a tighter fit that I thought it was.
23:54And that's what he was saying I was doing.I was like standing like this and I was like pushing my hip like trying to get it inand he was like I like turn my back and I turn back around and I just see him like all the way into the shoeI'm like what the fuck are you doing and he just bust out laughinghe was like he's like he's like you're a fart and you're fucking foot in the shoeshit wasn't they're not they're worth like I did not do that I did not do that they're worth one dollar I did not do thatYou did.No, I did not.
24:27You did.No, I did not.Let me see the other one then, because I only did that for one shoe.Let's see if that's on the other one.Don't prove me wrong.You dropped.Right now, live with the podcast.Let's see it.
24:37Let's see who the liar is.Also, I know what shoe I put on.It was the right one.If that's the right one.Tell me about your day, Grunk.How have you been doing?Where do I start?I'm not.
24:49I start.Wake up.Today was a normal everyday day.Nothing crazy.Yesterday I went, rollereating.The old Joe Shmodee?So there's damage that I did to these
25:00on my own. I creased them just a little bitover time.Dang, dude.Holy dude.Holy dude.Freakings on that one too.Freaking shit.Yeah, there's creases on that one too, so I'm in the clear.
25:14I put on the right one.I put the right one on, I farted my foot in the right.Dude, you just don't treat your shoes right. That's why I just remember thathis camera is flipped, so that's probably the right one.It looks like the right one.They look really weird from behindif you look for a long enough time.They look kind of...
25:27I'll be real.Let's go.Can I do a hot take?Can I do a hot take?Yeah, do a hot take.I hate those kind of shoes.I hate them too.Yeah.
25:35All of them.Every single one of them.Every style, like the Jordan.Are they Jordans?Yeah.Yeah, those ones.I hate those shoes.I hate every Jordan, like ever.
25:44I'll be real.If you're not playing basketball,then you hate Jordan.Maybe I do hate Michael Jordan.Maybe I do hate Michael Jordan too.And I didn't have basketball shoes.I mean, like, they originally were,but like, bro, if you're actually like,
25:53wearing Jordans to play basketball, you're kind of crazy.That is kind of like...The only people that weara dumps like that.Heavy and they're like cement blocks.In high school, I met a guy who had like Jordansbut he didn't want to crease him so the way he would walkusually you bend your toe
26:08he would have slowly like douche.Dude, you look so dumb.You have to walk flat footed.Yeah, you do.You do.If you don't want to crease him.There's this dweeb in high school that would always walk like thatand like some poor little like scrawny kid
26:22like stepped on it and he turnedaround and punched him right in the mouth. No, he didn't. He did, he did. Because he stuck on thisstupid, dumb little shoe. One of the most annoying, I think communities that are the shoe community.Shoe community is super heavy, hype, hype beast shoe community shit. The ones that buy like,you don't have, you don't have seven pairs of Red Octobers. Oh, I do. I do. I do. You have to get ajob. I don't watch cars for a living, though. Okay, I'm going to be real. I have absolutelypositively zero idea. Actually, I have a very good idea of that.That's some bullshit, man.
26:55He did not wash cars for seven Red October.That's over like 70 to 80 grand worth of the same shoe.It's Papa.Maybe he did.They're all Lamborghinis.Maybe he washed Lambo's.No, man.So, hold on.
27:07So, okay, we're talking about a guy that says that his...Matthew Beam.And no, and no shade, no shade for it.But I did see that video.I mean, I won't shade, but I do have curiosity.Max amount of shade.You a pussy.I'm curious.
27:25How do you wash cars and you may...Matthew beamed those shoes.That's what he did.He stole them.He didn't out work for those shoes.Oh, he's beamed?Matthew beamed.Matthew beamed.
27:37Matthew beamed.Oh, shit.Oh, my guy's name.It's because he stole seven pairs of red octobos.That's actually absurd.Untraceable?Untraceable.Untraceable.
27:45Untraceable is for some reason.I don't know why.His room was very, very much hype beast.And it was like...Yeah, he had like supreme skateboards.He had seven, eight.pairs of red octobers. He had like...You know, like, those rooms were, like, the walls were
27:57blue and there's a giant, like, Jordan logo.And there's, like, those, like,shelves with, like, shoes on top of them and, like,that's what he reminds me of your life. He just...Exactly. You reminds me of, like, just those kinds of roomsthat have, like, just the most absurd shit ever.Like, the bed is, like, gaming and, like, the fucking...The chairs, like, one of those ones out rocking,
28:17like, back and forth with the speakers.Yeah, exactly. Big Joe.Fucking...Or no. Oh, what are they called?the ones that rock back and forth on the ground with thebanana chairs.Are they banana chairs?I call them Jays.
28:29We,yo,you just reminded me,Larry,but we went to that one gym back in May.We went to a place called,um,collective.
28:36The CEO,uh,he like partially owns it.His name is Kenny.He owns G1.And they have like a shoe department area in their place that we all went to.They had shoes like $20,000 pair of shoes just hanging on the ceiling.Yeah.
28:50They were his first.By their shoelaces.Yeah.Is it the collective or they connect?Collective.I just know it started with the K.Connected was a different.Connect is a different gym, I'm pretty sure.
29:00When I saw that, I was kind of confused because when I, like where I grew up from,when you would see those shoes hanging from the like the wires, that means somebody like died.It's drug deal.What the fuck?It's gang and drug deal.It's gang-related shit.From what I knew in my area, it was that somebody died and that was like a memory of.They would hang them on the wire.
29:19Their shoes they would hang them?Yes.Yes, their shoes, they would hang them on the electrical wires for memories.That's beautiful.Like a tombstone.So that when you see them, you know, it's like a memory of.Brother, other people come over there thinking there's a drug dealer around.That's like the other definition as well.
29:37What if you saw like a pair of clown shoes hanging up on?Like the red boots?There, if anything in what I saw them.We would throw your docks up there, okay?You said what?We'll throw your Doc Martin boots up there.Throw my dogs up there.We would throw Yomi's like burger t-shirt.
29:57Yeah.It's like rabbit?You deserve a break today.I think you're only one tank top.Yeah, it's like a white top.No, not my only tank.My compression pants, my compression.And then people would hang.
30:11We'd hang.We would put grunks and tires.I'd put grunks and tireSpongeBob set up on a wire.I put his one piece flag up there.Oh, yeah.Oh, good.Good, good one.
30:21Soft Willie, I would just take your bare brick and put it around.Yeah.We know your bear brick.Darcy Blows.Big old cause piece up there or something.But anyway.Yeah.It's been great.
30:34We're talking about that Matthew Beam guy.I think that he's genuinely, he was backed.I think he was planted by Mr. Beast.He was 100% planted.Yeah.There's no way you roll out of the dome and you're like, I know Kaisenat and speed.And no, dude.Your management is not Jesus Christ.
30:49You're planted.knows who you are.God, it makes me so mad.How do you think it's started, though?Who do you know?How do you get into it?It's Matthew, it's Mr. Beast's liketest tube experiment.
31:02Yeah, he's just a fucking test tube babyof Mr. Beast's for him.You probably had a blackmail or something, dude.The perfect child of him.The perfect Mr. Beast.I know, remember in our vlog,my vlog that we did, like, we were like,it was the fucking ball pit video.
31:19We were like,Yeah.We have 30 minutes before Isaac gets here.And we don't know if Tanner's going to see it in time.You got to make like a fake, like that really urgent thing.It's the plan, the execution, the dilemma, and then the solution.Yeah.Yeah.
31:37That's every single Matthew Beam video.And if you don't believe me, go check it out.No, it's real.Check out any reality TV show ever.There's always a problem.That was kitchen.I mean, shit, man.We're like, we're showing.
31:49duck calls today. Oh shit, half our stock went missing out of it. Willie's been eating fucking rat tail and he's sick.Have you seen, have you seen like the gold, the gold show? I know Tanner. Tanner, Tanner was sitting on my couch.Alaska Gold Rush. He had eight pugs on him. Oh my gosh. All his pugs on me. His dad was like,watching this show. How many pugs do you actually have? I thought you only had two. I think it's like five.There's three pugs and a corby. There's four dogs there. They're all cuddled. They're all laying on me. And I was watchingAlaskan gold rush with his dad.And this big giant oaf,he was like digging for gold
32:21with like a big thing on the back of his truck.It's like an $80,000 tankerthat's like huge.It's like massive.And this guy pulling it was going like 300 miles per hourdown a trail.He's like,he's like, oh, Jesus.
32:33And he's like,he was like, damn it.How did that happen?They do that.Nothing will happen on ice store truckers.And they'll be like,whoa,And then it cuts back for a commercial and they're like, that was a close one.
32:51And they're just like driving normal.Alaska State Troopers, I used to watch those shows, like all the time as a kid growing up.Oh, my star, dude.Yeah, there's always.I always thought pawn stars like porn.Remember American pictures?Yeah, that's what it is.Oh, yeah, hard.
33:07Oh, yeah, it's like a play on the word.Yeah, I guess it is crazy.It's crazy.I don't know how they got away with that in TV.Or not the fig.Fawn stars.Dude, did you, did you, did you?ever watch, uh, did you ever watch storage wars?
33:20Yes.Yeah.Yeah.That's always, that's always a problem.That's like,they're sold to damn.And Dale, like, fucking sucks.And he's like, it.
33:28What was it?What was it?It's like a rocking chair.Yup.Yep.Yep.Yep.You guys.
33:35You guys.You guys.You can watch how it's been the science channel?Yeah.Oh, I love that.I was fall of sleep to it.Yeah.I got like prank.
33:47The first.First time I ever saw how it's made was the fake one.Oh, yeah, the one was like, yeah.Which is beyond me.I don't know how.It was the guy that was like, first we roll out the Skittles.Then we take them from babies.And I was like, what the fuck am I?
34:04It's like something completely wrong.Yeah, it's just like he says everything is not how it's made.Dude, I miss that era of like television where like I'm like, come home from school,turn it on.And I see like a 3D like render of a skull and there's like a bullet going through it.And the guy in the background is like, so as the bullet enters the skull, it fractures this.Oh my gosh.Yeah.
34:22What's the fuck is happening?A thousand days of days.Yes.Yes.A thousand ways to die.I remember that was a great.That was a great huge show.I remember I saw one.
34:30It actually scared me bad.It was like these two people, they were in like Lamborghinis side by side, one guy, one girl.And they were kissing like across the Lamborghinis.Like a pole.A pole just came out.No one.That's a beautiful way to go.They're talking.
34:46Hung juices got stuck as they were making it out.And then there was a pole as the two cars were driving and they were fucking cut off their head.Dude.True stories.There was one about a person that was in a submarine and like, I don't know, she like blew up in the submarine orsomething like that because of depressurized.What?How did you jump from?
35:06She was in it and then she blew up.Like there's no.She depressurized or something like that.Oh, yeah.Oh, there was one exercise ball.she like slipped fell on the exercise ball rolled back and then landed on a sprinkler like up her mouthand like the sprinkler turned on dude there's a lot of like weirdly sexual ones where like a girl waslike sitting on a guy and like he suffocated and died oh yeah he got like that's like flat him down his lungs
35:32he got up and he was like paper out yeah he was like paper stand he was like fly stanleyhe was like he was like squibble the holes all right i got to i got to pee i got to pee i was gonna talkabout something different if you guys want to move on realfast. Are we going to talk about my slop?I can talk about your slop. I was going to talk aboutboxing for a second. Oh, you can talk about boxing.I'm still settling on my slop.Yeah. So,
35:57I've been talking about boxing for a little bit,but it's been honestlythe best form of cardio, like, ever.Basketball's better.No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.All my mom is is no. 80% of basketball is saying like this in the air.Shut up, bro. Shut up, man.Shut the hell.
36:14What did he say?That's not going to burn nothing, bro.That's not going to burn nothing.You don't do shit.You're looking half the time.Okay, who's in better shape?Michael Jordan?Michael.
36:22Or soft wheelie?Yeah, or soft wheelie?Michael Jordan.Michael Jordan is 80 years old and he can't shoot a basketball anymore.I think...He gets still dunk.I think boxing, I think you have to have a different level of stamina and endurance, dude.Like...
36:37Yes, dude, the training is like grueling.Yeah.The only thing better than boxing is swimming.That's the only thing.Oh, swimming.And you are...Swimming is crazy.I love swimming.
36:46Like endurance, bro.I mean,boxing is max, what,30 minutes?100,000.Dude,if you don't talk about like,talk about like football.
36:56I know.You take punches and,or you take fucking hitsand all that shit.You start to get up.You're getting punched with a face.Dude,imagine doing a full game of football
37:03in the fucking snowand like breathing that cold airand having to runand knock people overand all this shit.Like, dude, it's...Man,one of the most intense running sports
37:12aside from soccer,Shut up.Is lacrosse.La Crosse is intense.I was thinking about soccer.When I think about endurance, I think about soccer.Or lacrosse, because lacrosse is now physicalon top of running back and forth the same distance.
37:26Is it a full soccer field length?Yeah, for the most.I mean, the goals are a little bit ahead,but you can run behind the goals.It's using a soccer field.I don't know anything about lacrosse.Yeah, he used to play it.Really?
37:38About war.What?No, I wasn't it.You good?Yeah, true.And the box is wet.Like crazy.All right, who would better?
37:46Satan or Cancan?Oh,I want to go with Satan.Satan.Yeah,Satan on definitely that one.Didn't King King.Yeah,
37:53Ken can bad.Yeah,Canc is like a weird guy.What is that?He's a mythical beast.Is it likeanime bullshit?No.
38:01He's like a,he's like a Greek folklorething.All right.Destroy lonely or lucky.Destroy lonely,Lucky.So I'm going lucky on this one.
38:12Can Ken KenCanCan't.What's funny is that Lucky used to hate Mexicans.Have you seen those tweets?Lucky fat as fuck.He did he got lean guys.Listen, besides that, he used to hate Mexicans.
38:25He's a big dude.He used to hate the fuck on Mexicans.He would tweet out that if he said that if he saw a black man shoot somebody, he would blame it on a Mexican.Oh my God.Those tweets were made back in 2012.Now, recently, I bet you I was like actually 20, like 2022, that was just the last week.Actually, it might have been like 20.Yeah, you're right.
38:45I don't know.It's like two weeks ago.Yeah, right.No, but he started, he was performing in Texas.You know how Texas?There's a lot of Hispanics here.They were like, they were like making him hold up like Mexican signs.And they were like making him like, they're trying to make him sing like Spanish songs and shit.
38:58Like it's so funny.He's like changed now.He's like, I love Mexicans.I love, I love Mexico.They reformed them.Yeah, they like change them.It was really funny.Like people trying to make him like sing Spanish shit and whatnot.
39:11I was, um,I was on Twitter, like, a few days ago, and I think I showed Yummy this.All right?Who did I show it?My 4-U, right?It was all.It was like 7.Like women.
39:22No, it wasn't butts and women.That's just yours.This is yours.Even better, dude.It was all responses.Elon Musk made to tweets.Oh, that sucked.Yeah.
39:32Like seven or eight or nine in a row was my 4-U.It was just him responding to people.Twitter sucks.That's what mine was too, actually.I don't use the 4-U.Every time I see Fight Haven.You use following?Oh my God.
39:45Who he's responding to.Why?I used following is horrible.Why?I used following.Yeah.You use following?I'd rather die.
39:53Because following is like...For you, I get to see people like actually die.I follow like a thousand people.So it's like...I like being up on the time.I see fights.I block every fight account now.It's so bad, bro.
40:05I block every fight account.You think are going to be good.There's like one that's like criminal justice.We're like criminal's good justice.Dude, it's...It's still bad because you still see, like, these guys who, yes, did something bad, but you see him get punished.And, like, there was one thing was like, I'm not going to go full detail, but he was, like, tied up.And then they were using, like, a weed whacker.
40:21And that's all I'm going to see.I saw that.The robber that got weed whewacked.I think I saw three people.Jesus, I don't want to see that.Die today on Twitter.I did too.I'm, like, getting desensitized.
40:30It's like, I don't even want to see it.Have a moment of silence for that?No.All right.Well, next one then.There's like, I saw a dude die today by getting his head hit by a cinder blowing in the bag of the head.A dude gets his head slammed by a propane tank.I saw that one.
40:45Like, what is going on?How do you see these?And you have, like, he said he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, Isee the airport fight?Yeah, I mean?Which one was it of the black TSA?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.And he was like, did you get that on camera?
40:58Relax, Isaac, relax.Yeah, you saw that, right?You saw that, right?Yeah, I saw that one too.I was like, oh, I saw that.By the way, look at this one.There's like the worst one you see.It's like the worst of terrible white test, like, oh, I got out of me.
41:11I don't know, right?My following is only full of, like, replies to the tweets that I don't care about at all.Like, they're just horrible.I don't know.It's so boring.It's all text.Me and Gurk saw this.But now what's going on on Twitter is that you're getting tweets from people who don't, like,
41:24you know how usually you follow somebody?They like a post and it shows you like, oh, this person likes a post, whatever.Now it just shows you random tweets.Like, no, no one follows them.No one likes it, nothing.It's just like random and it pops up and that's it.No, no, no, no.No topic.
41:37It's literally presented as if you follow them.Exactly.Yeah.You might also think.And then it's just like a random fucking person, dude.It's annoying, but Twitter's on O.That's what every, I mean, isn't that what every social media is now?Yeah, they'll have explore.
41:55Pretty much.For the most part, yeah.For the most part.I mean, Instagram, you have people who follow, you follow.That's pretty much all that it is, I think.I think so.I think so, so, yeah.But no, Twitter is Twitter.
42:07I don't know, dude, I can't go on there if I'm going to know.Like, I know I'm going to see something.bad every time I go on Twitter.I know it's...I don't. Like, I blockFight Haven and then I get like, fight hell.I block, like, uncensored TV, and then I getuncensored gore extra.
42:23Like, what? Yeah, I don't want more.I don't. It's like...Why does it do that? Like, what is the algorithm?That anti-algorism?I don't know. It's like...There's a lot of fight. Horrible.It's fucking bad. I think what's happening, too,it's like, ever since, like, all those, like,
42:39really bad sides, like, um...What's a really, live leak?Yeah, like live league.Ever since those sites have been out,people have been trying to, like,push out more of that kind of content.If it would be on anything, it would be Twitter.It would be Twitter.
42:54It's always Twitter, man.It's where they have all the videos.You know, you go on TikTok,you're like a case that really does not so well with me.It's like a screenshot from a video,and they're like, this guy on Twitter has it.And then everybody in the comments,oh, I've seen that video.
43:07Oh, I know.Look up on Twitter.Lucy Ford, Jim.And then you look it up and it's like, click this link to watch the full video.Yeah, or it's like a private Twitter account with like the default profile picture and like 20K followers.It's pretty bad.This feels like a dystopia on the internet right now.Yeah.
43:26It's not that good.It's really not that good.There was a dude on Twitter who was freaking out the other week.He was like a coder and he was like running scripts and stuff on AI generated images.And he was like, what?You want me to start your account?again, Nick, I will.Nick just put on his hood,
43:49like a drug dealer.What does that happen?He just turns like, I don't know what happened.It doesn't matter, regardless.He was like running scripts and showing images of like AI stuff that he,he wrote himself.And he was like every image on social media in five years will only be AI generated.There will be more selfies.
44:07Instagram will cease to exist.And he was like, everything will be indistinguishable.Like, within five years, you will not be able to tell AI versus real images.and he was going on a whole tangent.It's already happening.I mean, yeah, it's already happened.It's already happening.Like, I can't tell.
44:21I woke up and I thought like Joe Rogan was actually like doing an advertisement for this thing on Amazon.It was like completely fake.Oh, that was crazy.I was like, oh, yeah, Python balls would make it.That's huge.I was like, oh, that's cool, I guess.And I saw it was fake.I was like, oops.
44:36Have you seen, have you seen the information and the learning curve that AI has done in just the past year alone?Yes.So, I've seen the pre-exing.of it, but not like...Open AI. Open AI is the owner of Dolly,chat GPT, and several other AI programs.And their expectation or projectionfor how much information open AI will have access to
45:01in like a few weeks is like, imagine, you know,chat GPT knows pretty much fucking everything right now.It was like the size of like imagine...Imagine like a Clementine, a Clementine,that's how much chat GPT is.P-T knows right now and then imagine like a really big fucking watermelon.That's how much it's expected to learn.Earth.
45:22It's crazy.My like frame of reference for how like how AI has been out has been like it's likeit's like basically I think back of the video that you and Yummy made of Eminem and like how bad that was.And if you guys made that now it would have been such you would have thought that would havebeen like years apart like oh.Yeah.Are you talking about the split gate thing?Yeah.
45:44That's such funny.And that was only like, what, last year?It was 2021.It was two years ago.This year's 2021.I play Splitgate is a popular FBS game on Steam.And I enjoyed this game a lot.So obvious, right?
45:59It sounds like if you're running now, it could make it sound real.I don't, okay, here's the thing I don't understand.Yeah, we should remaster.The AI voices, the thing I don't understand is how, I know you put in text, whatever.and like how do they change the enunciation and the pausing and drawn out words and like excitement?They did one for Joe Biden.Yeah, there was one of Joe Biden where he was like, um, uh, and it's like it sounded so real.They did one with Kanye where he was wrapping ice spice, but he did it on tempo perfectly in the way that she would wrap.
46:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, that that is, that is, uh, tinkered with in a program.I know what you're talking about.It's messed with sounds insane.I know they, they, um, it's really hard to describe.but imagine like a bunch of microcutsand pitching the voice up and really stuffyeah for music and likeit takes so long deep fake music stuff that's a lot
46:52more complicated than it looks but they're makingfucking albums dude they're making albums out of artistslike I want to get grung I want to I bet you I couldprobably grunk if you send me like a videoI come in a video of you just talkingI bet you I could replicate your roomreading Shakespeare yeah I bet you I couldI could probably do it
47:09you could that'd be funny wouldn't itawesome. I can be drunk. I think the only way to avoid being copied into AI is by speaking really weird.So that it can never get you right. Yeah, exactly. Like your, their reference is like really weird.Yeah, but that makes you more unique which which makes it what does that make it easier?Yeah. Like no no no because because then give it like a month and then talk normal.Or you could just push stuff to your mic and then switch it back up again.Keep back and forth.The only pull the one. I don't know dude. How do you fight against that? You can't. It's so fuck, dude.
47:41The more normal one you talk, I feel like the better.And the less pitching you have in...There's probably been like a secret war.Imagine like fighting in a war, right?You're like in some place you never been.You hear your friend call that you.What you're doing?Over here, over here.
47:54And then you're like, he's like, help, help.And you're like, okay.And you go and then it's a fucking, like a tank.Like an enemy tank.I don't even, I don't even when I'm thinking about that.Like, there won't be man like...It's like...It's like...
48:04...at war's shit.At that point.Dude, the government's already is...AI is to the public because the governments have already used it.Yeah, I'm telling you right now, everything that we have access to, the government has had access to for decades.I asked if, I asked Chad GPT if there's going to be an AI revolution and it said yes.I mean, I mean, I mean, I meant to say AI civil rights movement instead of yes.AI civil rights rights for a robot.
48:30I probably sound, I bet you in 50 years, I'm going to sound really racist.Because imagine that becomes like true and robot rights are like on the up and up and everyone's like, go robot.and I'm over here back in year2023 talking about like robotsare justrights for a robotyeah rightyeah yeah yeah who cares
48:51dude I swear to God it's likeFuturama they had something like that with Futuramayeah the robot rights of Futuramawhat was it like two robotsgonna get married or something?Yeah it was like a gaygay robot marriageYeah I remember that article on Twitter
49:06from like 2010 about in 2022 or something like thatwe're gonna have sex with like robots and stuffand marry robots.I'm still waiting for that, man.And the Jetson said in 2007 we'd have flying cars.They were very wrong.They were so, so, so, so.The Jets definitely had sex with robots.
49:21Yeah, that would suck.I'm still waiting for the sex with robots, like, type of thing.Flying cars would be practical on, like, wide open interstates and, like, across, like, New Mexico, Arizona.Yeah, maybe, maybe not flying cars, but floating cars.What about a hybrid?You could do both.Like a hover cars for you could parking spaces?How did that work?
49:40would be practical.I feel like the answer is in magnets.Like, that's how it's going to have.Yeah, electro-electro-magnon.But then wouldn't that just brush all skyscrapers in any city in the surrounding area?It's special.What do you talk about?We find a lot of, like, force.
49:57Anti-magnet to go with the magnets, like, wrapped around the magnet.Anti-magnet wrapped around the magnet to keep the magnet sealed inside the magnet.That's a lot of magnets.That's a lot of magnets.Personally, I think the world's going to be.slop very soon, sooner than you're right.Dude, the banks are failing right now.Banks are failing and slops only.
50:18That's why I'm just going to have fun.Grunk, what do you have to say about the ban?I gotta go eat ice cream. I'll see you guys later.I'm just going to have fun and not evencare about money because I think in the 18 yearsis nothing is going to be. Spread positivity.Do you know, do you, oh, does anyone here know, like why?The banks? Why this happened?
50:37UK bought a bank for like a dollar.I thought everybody pulled their money on at onceI think you're screwedYeah do you know why why that's not allowed and stuff like thatWe could be we could be a little educationalWhat are you talking about?Why you're not allowed or whyThese bank runs happen
50:51Oh why it's because they're using your money as collateralTo give money back out and then that's ridiculousIn to take there's not enough money to go aroundSo basically using your moneyLike why do people even use banksLike they make because there's no other optionGrunkPut it under your mattress
51:08Grunk, when your money in a bank grows interest,it's growing interest because you're allowing that bankto use your money and give it to other people.That's stupid.With the promise.Because if I go and want to get all my money backand they can't get my money back, that's ridiculous.You are never ever, everyone, everyone listen up.
51:28Everyone, all the audio listeners and YouTube listenersand stuff like that, however much money you have in your bank account,if it's over like, let's say, like 10K,you cannot pull all of that out at one.once. Never. It will never happen. What you're talking about? You're not, you know me all of the money inyour bank account and you cannot access right now. I said no it was a rubbed on 21-K in one time. Yeah,little is he bought a, you got in right. What do you mean like if I wanted 10K and cash?It's like 10-10. Yes. If you wanted to take out money,
51:57to buy cash, I'm just saying if you wanted your money to buy slop, cannot have it. You can do that.You can take out money like that, but there's certain limitations and there's like certainbanks that they're not going to take out a certain number. I'm saying if you wanted it if you wanted it right now.Like right then and there.You wanted all your money in your bank account right now.They can't do it because it's not there.They take your money and they invest it until like treasury bonds and stuff, et cetera, et cetera.Every bank has at least 10K.
52:20What are you talking about, dog?They won't, yummy, they won't give you that money right there.Okay, give me an example of when I would need $10,000 in cash.Buying a car.Right now.The mom is being held at ransom.Buying a cost of cash.I wire transfer the money on my computer.
52:34No, they don't do wire transfer.It's traceable.They won't cash.Exactly.When I buy a car.The mom held for ransom before, dude?No, they don't want a car.They want 10 grand to save your mom.
52:45What?I don't know.I'll give them my assets.I have enough collateral.I got like 15 Rolexes.No, they don't want assets.They don't want 10,000.They do buy Rolexes.
52:52Okay, then I'll go sell my Rolex and then give them.I'd give them cash.It's your mom.Okay, my mom's fine.You don't have time.You have one hour, one hour to give them all your $10,000.I can sell a Rolex.They don't even have a Rolex.
53:05I have at least seven of those.No, seven.They're probably all scrubs that I don'tProve that I don't. Go to the bank right now and tell them that I don'thave it. 10K.Let me see your wrist.I'm not wearing it.Exactly, brother.
53:16Oh, look at it.He is a string.I was like, no rocks.That's a $25.I don't wear my investments, bro.Okay, that's going to.Do you don't have?No, you don't.
53:27Why am I even thinking that you do?You don't.So getting back on topic for a second,a lot of people were taking out all their money really fast and they couldn't do it.That's what happened.What?In the 2008.That's what happened in the Great Depression.
53:42Didn't it happen there?That's when the first, that was like one of theCharged credit without paying it ever.And then, yeah.So, yeah, and so people were also, like,they weren't just getting their,everyone was flocking and not getting paid their money back,which is pretty much how it works.
53:54Here's my only, my only advice to even you guys tooand everyone at home is make sure that your bank participates in something calledFDIC.FDIC is federal, something, something, whatever.FDIC is a high contact.Nope.Not every bank has to do that.That's the same with financial firms as well, right?
54:15Like people that are...Oh, my fucking Jesus, dude.These guys are like four.FDRC.FDIC is basically something that can ensureyour personal, your business account, up to $250,000per account.That's crazy.
54:30Yeah.So, let's say...They have a certain limits,how many accounts can be registered.Yeah.Yeah.If you have, like, let's say,like half a million dollars in the bank, you and something terrible happens and money's gone.
54:44You can get insured for 250 gritty.That's it.The rest of it's sorry, man.Yeah.And like shareholders are not.Yeah.Dude, it was a really interesting thing to see unfold.It's because like, dude, and you, like, there's a lot going on.
55:01There's a lot going on like across the seas.Like China's really, China and like Saudi Arabia are really trying to weaken the U.S. dollars.Can you say that in like the form of Donald Trump?China.China.China has decided to weaken the U.S. dollar.That's not like a fucking weed.That's not like a fucking smoker.
55:23You would in the Biden voice.I don't know.You sound like Walt Jr.Now try Obama.Hello, American.About dollars.China dollars being weakened.By the day by the.
55:38Chinese government.I'm going to go golf.Michelle.Michelle, let me be clear.Gay Obama, let me be the big booty.Have you seen the, um,yeah,I want to hear this now.
55:53Michelle, Michelle Obama transgender allegations.She has the biggest back out of any woman I've ever seen.She's got fucking full, like, chicken wings going on.She's talking about the ex-first lady.Just going to say that.baby got back.She is a huge back.She's very strong.
56:12You not see the images of her wearing.Oh, her actual back?Or her big ass?No, her back.Her actual back.You guys are horrible.You're mad at timesBig But was mentioned in this
56:23podcast.You know, I've been throwing like somecrazy, crazy words of people.It's all coming from you, Isaac.You're all you're saying big butt every time.I'm out here wanting all of the smokes today.You do want all the smells.You've got to get one of those.
56:37Yeah.do. That'd be sick.Root.A little lip piercing.Can you like get like this big giant soda popgauge in your ears?Oh, dude.You get a tattoo of a spot-down-
56:48Ryan, like, mine-sized, like,dude, do you know how long it takes for those?An entire lifetime.I don't even know.You go to a certain size and it will never close.It won't heal.Grung, you should put rings on your neckand extend your neck out
57:00and grow your neck really long.Ah!That sounds awesome.Live reaction of,what the people feel every day.Wow.I really like the idea of symmetry,so if you're going to do anything, get symmetry.
57:16Who ones symmetrical? Symmetri?Yeah.There's just one person I follow on Instagram.They have snake bites.They have the ones here.They have the one here, and they have you up here.I thought you were talking about like...It looks so good.
57:30It looks like...That makes you symmetrical.No. I'm talking piercings.Dude, my face is lopsided.Like, actually...Mine is two.When I look in the camera, I live like, one's higher than the other.What if you never really paid attention to Tanner like up close?
57:48I'm like really closely and his face is like completely like...I'm taking my glasses off and look you'll see how like lopsided I am.Look.I see it, yeah.Oh, it's bad.No, look.There's some symmetry.When I speak, my bottom lips sometimes goes out.
58:06Look, look, you see that?You see that?Like you got something like this dudeWhen I talk I notice in the vlogsLike when I talkI look like I'm talking with my mouseLike thisAnd I look like there's like weird angles
58:18Where I look like I'm an over biteYou're like an under biteAnd like yeah I also talkBut I look like I look likeNo teeth at all sometimesIt's crazyWhere your teeth go?And you know what's the craziest part
58:30No one elseNot a single soul notices thatExcept for it's only meIt's like I go on the cameraLike I flip at my cameraYou know what really funnyWhen you take a picture with the back, front facing camera, and then it flips it and you're like...I'm taking a picture of myself right now.
58:44Look.There's someone behind.No, do it with the back camera.Oh, the back camera?No, look at this one.You look completely different.Dude, that's not you.That is not you.
58:56Dude with the back camera.The back camera will fuck you up.You're gonna hate it, watch.That's good.You're good.You're right here.Yep, you're fucked.Modge.
59:05Yeah, but...It looks the same.That's the exact thing.You should caption that.Just got done gaming.Oh my God!Watch!Watch!
59:19Do you see the difference?Okay, so this is normal.Anyone want to play golf with friends?That's normal?That's normal?And then, hang on.You look sad.Oh.
59:29Oh!Look at me.This is normal.Hey, grunks.Is this good?What are you guys?Gas to something.Got done gaming.
59:38Yeah.I'll guess it up on Twitter.All right, thanks.Just got done gaming.I look swollen.I literally look swollen.Wow.That's okay.
59:46Oh, I forgot we're doing a podcast.Whoops.Just remember that, like, when you hate that angle of how you look, that's howyou look, that's how everyone else in the world sees you.Just got done gaming.Tanner, I could see the porn.I guess no porn.There's no porn.
01:00:03There's no porn in the thing.There's nothing happening.It's like a peanut.It's going to become like a profile picture thing.I know, I know.He's got done gaming.We play golf with friends.That's 4K lakes.
01:00:22I know.It's going to go.It's going to explain go viral.We got to level 81 on balloons.I'm a pretty handsome young individual lately.Lately.As of lately, I've been eating my socks.I'm kind of pissed off that Tanner's not in like a worst condition.
01:00:36right now. I'll be real.You hated when I lost my weight.You're hating when Tanner's, what's wrong with you?What's in a worst condition?It's not about the whole sickness.I swear to God he had.Oh, it's gone now.Dude, it's because of the slop, I'm telling you.
01:00:50It's because I eat the slop.It heals me 80% faster than if I wasn't eating it.Like, it's perfect.I literally squatted 315 pounds today.He did the exact math.While sick, I literally squatted at 315 today.It was like the easiest squad of my life.Just beat some loser in a video game.
01:01:09What's that?Dude, I went...No, never mind.Oh, my God.I can't.It was going to be rude.Okay, no, it wasn't that bad.I went to the gym with Tanner.
01:01:21Was I sweating?Okay, yeah, you can say.You can say it.It was when I was sick.It was when I was like just coming off of sickness.He was coming off a sickness and he was like sweating out the rest of his infection or whatever was going on in his body.And dude, he smelled like a fucking 90-old day bowl of porridge with like wet.Jim socks dipped in them.
01:01:38I just smell.Dude,I couldn't stand myself when I was working out.Dude,you let that thing in your car.You're gonna go out.You're gonna go outside again.Your car.
01:01:48You're gonna look in your passenger seat and it's gonna be likemy guys seats are fabric.So I definitely seeped in there.No,smell it,smell it.You got to.When I used to play baseball,
01:01:56there's this kid in myfucking team who was really like,he would sweat bad.And it was like,he would smell,oh my fucking God,so fucking bad.When we were in the dugouts, that would sit next to him.
01:02:08Holy fuck, dude, that was like, it's like, you know,it's like I've told Nick before, it's like when you sit in the,in the window seat of a bus, and the really sweaty, like,like, heavy breather kid, like sits next to you.You just smell that.The entire bus shifts, so they kind of like aims to the left.Yes, dude, and you're squished to, like, you get home.You're like, I got to take a nap or something.
01:02:28You know, the smell is not in your room.What are you doing?Yummy.You know, okay.I don't smell bad.Why are you doing that?When Yumi explained this to me on the phone,he was like, he used like six different adjectives.
01:02:47Describe the smell tanner.Of me?No, that was in the car on the way home in the Miata.You kept rolling your windows down and looking at me.I said, he smelled like wet, dirty old, wet, re-used, stanky, socks.And I was, I was agreeing with you the entire way.I felt bad.I was like, keep the windows down.
01:03:06I can't stand myself.I was like, dude.I was like, yeah, he felt bad.He felt bad.Because like, when I was working out, I was like, that can't be me right?I was like, I was like, I was like, I was smelling myself during my reps.And he was wondering, he was like, I wonder what smells like shit in here?He was figured out.
01:03:21I really like just bent.I was like, oh, something smells raunchy.Something's bad.It was a bad situation.It's a sick sweats.That's real.Then I went home and ate some slop like a pig.When I was sick, it was so.
01:03:33bad, too. Like, you get sick and your body just, your body just, it's like too busy.It's too busy fighting off like all the diseases and it just doesn't focus on your like smellor something.The worst feeling, the worst feeling in school was to like go there and realize you forgotdeodorant and then you smell.Oh my gosh.Oh my God.And then you don't want to lift your arms.
01:03:54Yeah.You don't want to lift your arms.You just got to keep the tongue.I hate that.Like, and in the minute you get home, forgetting to put on deodorant, especially as like akid, like when you can't drive home, you can't go get deodorant.It's the worsty worst.It sucks, dude.
01:04:10It is the worst feeling ever.I used to have a dry deodorant and when I would sweat, I would be afraid that mydeodorant was going to smell bad.Like after like several uses, I'm like, oh, dude, I'm just going to wash it off and thenI'm going to use it.I feel like, I hit, all right, so I hit puberty really young.I had like deodorant and I like eight years old.Like my, my pits were, they were bad, dude.
01:04:31Yeah, you just, you stink all the time.My mom used to call me an Italian sub because I smelled so bad all the timeSo like onions and shit. Yeah. You guys didn't gas on my pictureI'm like I'll do it after you knowYou guys didn't get to leave itNerd assJust finish screamingDid you delete it? You and social media is my job
01:04:54You guys didn't gas upsitting in the bag. You guys didn't gas up the photo like you said. You guys promise you're gonnagas up my picture. You did you gas it up. Hey, you made me look idiot. I don't know if I'm crazyhere, but y'all didn't gas it up. You forgot something. We're pushing a little bit here. I thinkwe wrap it up, you know. Rukes is a look too good at a know. I have a calculus test to study for.Oh, he's got to study. Do you want to watch my new video before you study?Code groupCode group
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