The Group Chat - #49 - Our Leaked DM's

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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Welcome back to the group chat podcast. Today we hit the Big Final, the Big 50. We have 50 years old. Can we barbershop, like, harmonize the group chat? Yeah. The... Episode 50. Is it actually...

That's crazy. That's halfway. That's 50 episodes of Code Group from when it started. Isn't that crazy? We're halfway there. You know, 50? Halfway until we quit and delete the channel. Yeah, and we also made $20 from 50 episodes.

Where are? We made $30. We made $30 bucks. Off of all the episodes all combined together. Nick did the taxes. We are on the negative. We're in the red. So no one was going to start paying somebody.

I was crunching numbers and I may have slid myself and Isaac some money. Yeah. Ian Bezell money from the group chat. Also, shout out to the affiliate that sold more tubs than us on Twitch. You're killing him, ma'am. We're not doing it. God damn it. They said we sold a total of seven cups and one flavor.

I don't know who the hell. In the entire month of April last year. And it's always been down from there. You can't win them all? Can't win them all, man. So, yeah, use code group, even though you guys don't do it, even we tell you all. You know what it is? It's always writing on the board.

It's always writing on my forehead, but it's never showing a risk. It's never, it's never entering it into the, into the. Game and stuff is going to drop us if you guys keep doing that to us. It's embarrassing. Our power is going to get off. Shut off tomorrow if nobody has. Give yourself, get a tattoo. Get a tattoo.

Okay. So you hear that from HQ. Don't get a tattoo. Oh, you're telling that. There is. No, don't. No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. There was one person on Twitter that got a group chat tattoo.

Was that real? Hold on. Hold on, hold on. It looked like that. Mystery March. Oh, true. I think I like that. Mystery March.

This is the first of mystery March. Dropping at 3 p.m. on Friday today. Today. Lay right now. It's a green girl. It's a girl. There's a picture right here. Yeah, yeah.

Get it 20 minutes early on the app. Check it out. Wham-W-W-W-W-W-W-W. Get the cup. Cam, edit it to my bush. It's hot. I think, what do we do? We group circle, jerk, the picture, gamers, hello?

What did you just say, man? I think you grew something. What? I say group. No. No. Cameron, come on. No, we're not cutting that out.

Would you guys, if I were to pay for your tattoos, would you guys get some tattoos? You're just paying for everything. No, what the fuck is your problem? I'm getting a code group test. too. Oh, let's take. Can I, hey, Nick, I want to talk about something. I'll make sure to pay for your castration and your balls.

I'm going to talk for something. So, so, so, so, so, so, so Tanner gets a free laptop for just walking around Nick and I'm a rising college student. I'm a, I'm a rising college student and I get dirt. Is that out of C minus in your side? You're not in the Willie blogs, dude. Yeah, they all, they all are millionaires. Last I checked. When I was in your shoes, I used to make laptops out of leaves because

I don't have anything to use. You got to utilize your environment. You're right. You're right. You're the type of a mug to build up. I had a squirrel for a mouse. Grunk, you just have a mouse for a mouse. Grunk, you were in a vlog and you did get things blocked for you.

Oh, who did I deal? Yep. You get Roblox hats. You get a whole bunch of Japanese candy. I got to blow up and I got a candy. You never took any of the plushies home with you. I did. By the way, I still have way too many.

Everyone comes over there. Oh, yeah, I'll take them. and they never fucking do. Well, you buy like 40 of each. That's my, that was just in the contract I signed. You did not have to do that, dummy. You chose that. Can we burn from?

You're making it's how you were forced to do that. Well, I had to because it was in the contract. I buy X. I signed it and said 40 pachitos to the house. I'm like, okay, yeah, sure. Pachitos. Pachitos. You guys see my,

you guys ever seen that video of Denji eating the patita in real life? No. It's just like that. Yeah, he splits them in a half, and he's like, You sent that on Instagram, didn't you? Yes, I saw it on Instagram. And it's real, like, it looks like meat inside.

It's like smiling at first. It's smiling at first. And you, like, split its spine out. And he's like, ah! And he's like, ah! There's a lot to talk about. A lot of news that hit. Yeah.

Let's start with... You know, you started off. Let's start with... Andrew Tate was AI from the start. That's a big thing. Yeah. And what? Can we start with Edgar?

What? Edgar. Of course, yes. But the listeners, that was a real pause. Nobody's, that was not, you are not, you are not lagging. You know, who's Edgar? What are you talking about? The very first time, the very first time Larry and I saw Yami's haircut, we called him Edgar because he's got the, oh, yeah, I knew that, yeah, yeah, oh, I fuck about Yumi's hair test.

Let's talk about, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks fine. I wasn't even there. I wasn't there to work the show. Yomi really does look fine. It's not bad. He's not bad. No, yummy, Yomi looks great. Look how perfect he is.

Yummy was like, dude, I love when they fuck up my hair. It's so funny. Brogost is sports clips, by the way. Yeah, he doesn't learn. He doesn't learn. He does not learn. No, I'll never learn. I'll keep doing it until the day I die.

It's charming, actually. I ask everybody, I'm like, what can I do as my hair? And they're like, Hey, moly, a bald, a bus cut. You should get a boosey face. Let me get you a boosey face. They also say boosy fade. I've got a bald fade.

It looked ass. Y'all remember the one that green shirt, and I'm like this. It's like all the way up. You can go back to your fucking hair. You got a goddamn sports clip, is that what it was? And they pushed it up really high. I got to fade at a barbershop.

Yeah. It was just horrible, bro. You and me, we can't do anything with our hairs. You got to grow it out, young one. No. Yeah. I should be able to style my hair at this length. There's just nothing I can do.

Push it up. That's way too long. The only styling The only style The only styling you can do The only styling you can do there is push it up That's what I used to do. Dude, I'm a long-headed creature.

I'm a big tall, long-faced guy. He's got a big rectangle face. He looks like a titan. They say mouth breeders have long heads. Yeah, I mean, I have some, it's called Hans de Fouca. It's some nice little hair stuff. I'll put it with, that's crazy.

That's crazy to sneak this. That's a sneak dish. I mean, I will not take that from Mr. Italian man over here, bro. What, Hans DeFuco? It's Hans deFucco. How about you, Hansa? Shut the hell up, brother.

What are we talking about? I was just, I don't know, man. It was genuine. Like, there's a hair product that can help. It's like, uh, Isaac, you've had it before. It has a, I'm fine. Look at me. Nick's hair is thinning.

What? What's happening? Nick's getting old. What's? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. Okay, so I don't remember what it was. I think I said in four years, Nick is going to be. be 27?

Yeah, and that shot me. That killed me. He's 29 in four years. Oh. Oh, yeah. He's going to be 20. Tanner's 32 in four years. I'm 32 like tomorrow.

My birthday's tomorrow. I'm going to be 32. It kind of flied us up for a while because we were kind of like sitting in the living room like, what the fuck? I'm 20. I was crying. We were trying to calm him down. He was like freaking out a little bit.

You're supposed to be settling down with a family at this point. Yeah. I'm supposed to be married with a kid. Yeah. I made a rule. When I turned 25, I'm gonna, like, go back and get a job. I'm not gonna do it.

But I turn 25. I'm moving back to, I'm moving back to, yeah, I know, I shouldn't be successful, by the way, no matter or whatever. No, no, no, no, no. I shouldn't be on the internet by 26. That's just to humble yourself. You should be back as a lumber mill.

I should be back in the lumber mill. I want to see her name like 40-yard. Like a tanner on a plaque, like a wooden plaque at the tumble. Like suspenders, a big belly and a be in my hands. The flannel, the red flannel. Employee the month. Fastest of the chucker around the plywood. Yes.

Today, or two days ago, I think. I saw Vanos post something. I think he, like, shaved his face or whatever the fuck. You got a haircut? He cut his hair. Yeah. Okay, Evan. Evan, Evan, Evan Fong?

Oh, he was like a hot. He was a hot day. He's, he's hot. He's sexy. He's a guy. He's a bike. The bicycle, the biker's jacket. Bicycle.

Is that like a iconic picture of him? He's just hot, man. He just looks good. I'm looking up pictures of Evan Fong. I'm looking at him. I asked him if, He was in the Navy before YouTube, and some people actually joined in on the joke. And they remember.

Yeah. He's the hard of pretty ice. Yeah, he did the ice bucket challenge. A bunch of people. They remembered. That was history. He killed 48 men. Like, other people, it was just so, like, they were all dead and beheaded.

Yeah, see, this is also recent news. He's actually, he's like an advocate for, like, Blue Lives Matter. Look. He can't start another Evan Fogg's it. Put that picture up, Cam. This is real. Oh my God. That's real?

That was in training? That was a training. He supports BLM, Blue Eyes Manor. This is actually taking a pedestrian who was just walking across the street. I can't even see these pictures, but I cannot imagine. Evan Foggling holding a blasted guard. Imagine the worst thing. It's Evan Fong in a full police uniform.

A boy in blue holding a gun. Wait, we should, like, AI that. We should look up Vanos as a police officer. Dude, did you see the Trump things? The Trump? The Trump pictures were. That was the first time AI, like, actually, like, got me genuinely. Wait, are they fake?

I was sitting there. They're fake. He's right. He's sitting in every single picture. I was sitting for typing. I was like, I was like Trump arrest video, and I couldn't find it. I was like, where did these pictures come from? Dude, they look so real.

But unfortunately, I don't understand how they did that. It's really not right. Chat, GPT. Dude. Yeah, if you look at them really closely, you can see as like ties a little different. I think that's one else's the indicator. Yeah, one was like blue and one was like red and white striped. It's really just not right, dude.

Literally just today, the release of CSGO2 has been announced. Oh, yeah. That's AI too. That's a, no. It was technically two days ago because we released it on Friday. You've been real smart. is that bowl cut, dumbass? Why you're telling me smart and then dumbass

it makes sense. You're real smart, dumbass. You're a fucking genius, stupid head. You're smart as fuck, idiot. Listen, I'm not gonna lie. I'm like, I'm like treasureing Yummy's haircut because this boy got fucking angles.

It's literally like, like, do you see his hair like trying to break free at the front there? It's like reaching. It's like to crawl out. That's partially my fault. He wanted to eat. No, I like the way looks. Oh, you like it? Okay, cool.

Never mind. I'm gonna talk about him. We had a photo shoot at Applebee's the other night. That's the hardest I've laughed. Yeah, that's terrible. We look like fucking crack. You looked like an animatronic. It was a picture of yummy in the car.

It was freaky as hell. That one was scary. That was gross. I was like, I'm candy. You guys. Tonight out of all, out of all the ones that you guys sent, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Larry's turn, but the waiter was caught in like the crossfire.

He was like a teacher on a Drake album, like he didn't know where he was. He was holding like a lot of him. He was like, you want me to keep this one? There's a guy behind. He's holding like the spinach dip. We were crying, laughing in the Applebee's for like probably 20 or 30 minutes straight.

Dude, something about Applebee's. Something about Applebee's. It's the funniest. It's like always funny. It's like an aura. There's like lizard people that work there. I'm pretty sure. There are.

Yeah, because it doesn't feel real. It's not a real. You see your waiter like twice and two hours and then you're just sitting there waiting around and like you're so bored you start doing random shit. Yeah, you don't know what to do. I remember last time I ordered just like a chicken sandwich and they gaslit me saying they didn't have it on the menu and I had appointed to him as like, oh, I guess we do.

And that's real. That was back in my hometown. Like, oh yeah, look at that. And it's like, all right, you wrote it down. Last time I went to an Applebeast back in my hometown like a year ago, is that what you're talking about? Yeah. What?

You went with us like two weeks ago. It's like two weeks ago. No, that has been like, I don't know, man. That story was from my year. That was like a totally different. I've been playing Counterstrike a little bit lately, and so I played like three games today, and I got recognized every single time,

and every single time, every single person that noticed said, good job on the podcast, I listened to it. No way. Yeah, when I'm like to listen right now. Yeah. They got to be real. Were they ass at the game? Yeah.

It was pretty bad. I think he was next one in like, wow. Oh, man. Negative one. No. His name was Alex. Shout out Alex.

Shout out Alex. You fucking blow. Hey Alex, look at this. Alex. Don't. Alex deserves me. No, Alex, look at this one. Dear.

It grew. Middle, middle, finger. Wow. Yep. Middle, middle. Middle, middle. Wait, do you know,

do you guys know the hot dog? No. You can make your, it's a hot dog chain link. It's like a, behind it. It's a link your fingers. Yeah, look at your screen and put

fingers up like right in front of your eyes and like your fingers detach your fingers detach and go backwards and there's little whoa yeah you see it multiple fingers what are you talking about look behind your fingers look behind do this yeah like focused on something behind your fingers oh wait there's a symbol hot dog in the middle yeah not now now slowly separate them now there's like a perfect circle and look this is the worst okay hard sorry sorry I can't know it sounds like audio listening yeah yeah I don't know that's it I'd run away

Isaac's playing his Roblox game by the way I'm actually not I'm sitting here looking at all you guys I don't know I'm saying wow I'm also saying you're looking at everyone looking at all of you guys that's very important Is that what I'd be like that's not what I'd be like Isaac be like

Isaac be like plays on his company Hold on dude Are you watch Bullock I do Oh Sue hold on dude God, dude, editor. Wait. My editor?

These are all lies. This is all just slander. Last one. We were talking about it earlier today. I fucking miss me and I just think we did a stream where we were like Joe Biden and Trump and we just argued. Oh my God. I still think about it. I woke up because you guys were so loud.

You guys were so loud. We talked about it. Dude, it was so fucking funny. It was so funny. With the delay and everything. Yes. There was like this. five-second delay in between because, you know, the voice

the voice changer isn't like crisp, instantaneous, like, really good. If you want, it's a few seconds. Yeah, so, but, so we would talk to each other, and then there'd be a pause. Of like five seconds. And then we keep talking and then talk over each other and get pissed that we're talking over each other.

Oh, my God. That stream, that Vod itself is so fucking funny. I love that Vod. Is it not, Joe? No, no, it's on mine. Somewhere. I mean, we both, wait. No, only Isaac streamed it.

Yeah, I haven't. That was like two vodka red bowls and a good time. I miss drinking a lot. Dude, are you okay, man? Okay, I would miss the, okay, when I worked at the Y back at home, it was like just when COVID happened. I didn't have anything to do. So it was like, I would drink at 2 p.m.

I drink like half a bottle of fireball at 2 p.m. If I had worked at the Y, I would drink probably. I was a heavy drinker for a while. Is that when we, is that one we were, we had just become friends at that point. Yeah, we were just started doing stuff together. You were actually bound to fail. You were an alcoholic at 19 working at the YMCA in Washington. You got cast the worst.

Dude, if you live in Washington to work, my day of life. Showing up and trains me. I hate to be shit. Dude. If you live where I lived, you're just bound to fail. I don't know if this is like docks in you, but I, the only thing I remember, careful now.

The only thing I remember is what's, no, no, no, that's a word. It was a story of a clown. Okay. Okay, that's still. No, long story short. Long story short. There was like a festival. And when I was a little, I saw a clown hit the ground at high vola.

and it killed, it died. It died. What did he fall off of? It was a big giant tree. He got to the very top. I swore to God, that was one of the first things never heard you talk about. Never.

It was like this clan. I saw him, like, killed himself. It was like at least a 40 foot drop. And he bounced off of the ground. That's funny. You're sharp. You watch. I saw you do all your cartoon bits

where you're like, do, do you know, not. because of that. You watched someone die actually? Yeah. Are you okay about that too? Maybe that's why you were an alcoholic. How old were you?

I was like five. Dude. I mean, didn't even understand anything at that point? I didn't like understand it. I was like, is he fine? No,

let's make the entire podcast about circles. He saw triangles and circles. Yeah, you saw triangles and circles. He saw a triangle jump off a square and land on a circle.

I was like, why are we leaving? Did he kill himself on purpose? No, okay, he was, I think he was drunk and he fell. He was drunk on the job. A drunk clown and a tree, dude, that's so Washington. That's like, yeah, that's real. It was like a festival. I want to pick Tanner's brain even more this podcast.

Tanner, you got to tell me the ear thing, man. I still don't understand. No, that's, I have like a tick. I don't know. When I was little, when I was little, I would, Like, we would, like, fly to trips. And for some reason, you know how your ears get plugged for like an hour or some after a plane ride sometimes? Well, that didn't happen to me.

It didn't clear up. It stayed for like a month. And I couldn't hear out of my ears for a month straight. So I grew this fear. If anybody grabbed my ears or I put, like, air pods in or like if I had to clean my ears out, I would like be depressed because I've like, they're going to get plugged again. They're going to be plugged. They're going to be plugged. Every time I touched Tanner's ear, he freaks the fuck out.

I flinch, I freak out and I hate it. He isn't flinch, he isn't just flinch. He screams and like squirms and squeers. Why don't she tell us about here? I have a thing like that too. Other horrible thing were you. Yeah, to steal everybody's food and eat it. That's not what I do.

Yeah, you're a horrible tip when you're just a thief in our house. No, I don't steal and I eat it. And I go like, I pretend to. Yes, you pretend to. And then you will if someone's done. No, no, yes. No, no, it's a manipulation. Yeah, Tanner.

at some, it's testing your boundaries to make sure if they freak out or not. You're pushing it. You're like, yeah, yeah, keep fighting on my, yeah, yeah. And then we're like, and then I'm like, all right, I'm done. And then I look at him like, so you actually go fast. Yeah, it's like, it's like, you do it, you act like you're going to do it. And then you don't want you say you're joking. And they're like, oh, you can have one.

Yeah, yeah. If you get offered, you would eat it. I'm like a dog. I got trained. I'm like training you guys. You're not training ship, right? You're not training shit. I don't know a single thing from you.

I think we're trying to you. No, I went into Larry's room. And I saw his pizza box and I was like, well, I was like opening it. He couldn't open it. He was like, what is this? I was like, no, no, no, no. I was like, oh. No, no, no, no.

You'll walk up and you'll, like, will, like, will come walk up over me. You'll just stare at me and be like, what you got there? It'll be like a new fucking meal. And then he touches you all. And I'm like, get the fuck away for me. I start rubbing your shoulders and like, would you order? Yes.

Is anyone here? Has anyone here fallen victim to the touch and run? Because I have many a time. Yeah. What? Tanner? Tanner will come up to you and do something annoying and then run away and

then like fake doing it again. No, I'm done. He does it again and run. It's not done. I was just looking at like a 13. I like, I like, go for your feet and like, no, I'm gonna go for it again. If you grab me, if you grab me, like you catch me, I like have a defense mechanism. I'm like, I'm like, oh, yeah, he scream.

Does Tanner ever go to your guys' door? Does he go to your door and like creeping your door for a second? Yes, he's, Tanna tried sneaking into my room literally two hours ago and hit his knee so bad on my bed while I'm being sneaky that he started bleeding. His leg has a big cut on it. Dude, I was like, I was trying to get, I was trying to get Tanner's attention. I tap it, I tap it. He goes, ah! No!

I can't, dude. I'm on the spectrum. I think I'm on the spectrum, like, for sure. I can't do anything even, like, remotely, even gay in front of Tanner at all, because he, like, a switch flips. And he gets into this mood, and he will not, he's, like, laser focused on me. Like, he loves me. Like, he's in love with me.

Yeah. He will slow walk towards me. Yomi came in, I get scared. He was like, Yomi came in, like, with his pants, like, slightly down. And I was like, like, right. I sat down and I started chasing him. I heard his chair, like, wobble, like, really hard.

And I sprinted out. I didn't turn around. I got scared. I usually keep one earphone off because, like, I always can hear little slaps, like, little baby feet slaps walking to my door. And then he, like, peers in, like, his hands go around. Nick, you don't know this, but, like, your door would be closed. but there's a crack in the door, and I would just be like,

I'd be, like, looking at you while you're playing. Is that real? I'm just like, there's a little crack in your door that's pretty easy to see you. I was like, I think that there's one time me and Tanner were like, like, dingus and dorfus, we're like looking through who's above me. We're just like, looking at you. We're like, look at him, look at him. You're like, a little like a leg of me.

You know the balcony, like, separate our mind and Larry's rooms? Sometimes I crawl on the floor and I peer through. like the metal box? No, you cannot see from up there. You're fucking faking. You're lying, dude. There's a little gap in the window. You're the window behind his whole gap there.

We look at, we're like, this is like the jungle up here. You guys don't know what goes on. There was, there were nights. There was nights last year where we had Tedder were going these like super stupid like things. where we would like bust in Nick's room when he was sleeping or he was like really tired and we'll walk in there and we'll fuck with him for us it feels like 10 minutes

but it's like it goes on for like it goes on for an hour and hour what about the time where you told me the zombie apocalypse was starting I was streaming I didn't answer the door the call marks at the door so instead of leaving me the fuck alone you went outside

came up to my window and started knocking and we have neighbors our houses are like this far away It was so dead, like, quiet outside. I all hear us, uh-huh, Isaac. We never go outside.

The one time we went in the backyard, I had to knock on Isaac's window to get him out because one of our gas burner knobs is, like, partially broken, and we were, had, like, a tiny gas leak all night long while we were sleeping, like the world's smallest gas gas.

Dude, I go out there. Everyone's, like, evacuated. No. Like, it's a fucking, like... Isaac was pissed. It was like 2.30 p.m. where we wake a motion. He's like, what, dude, was there a shooter in the building?

He's like, active shooter, the building? He's like, actually, it smells like gas. We went from the outside to inside. He said, I don't smell anything. I'm like, because you've been breathing it all night. We had a real, we didn't know. We didn't know. I like, I immediately smelled it.

I was like, by the stove. I was like, trying to turn it on. Yeah, you sparked it. Luckily, like, no way. That is bad. I was like, don't need nothing happening. I'm like, it's not gonna blow up. I was like, t-t-t-t-t-t,

I was like, see? You could have died. We had the door open for about 15 minutes before that, though. Yeah, both doors were. But we killed everyone in the entire house. We were all outside. Our neighbors would have like died. Dude,

what if our whole block blew up? We gas things like, like, we got to get us and our house. It crawled to everyone else's houses. Battlefield, like a battlefield evolution. So we never go in our backyard. We walk back. there, I guess there was a bad storm we didn't know about.

Our hammock and our fence has like giant branches, like just straight up crashed through it. Our hammock is ripped in half. There's a big thing through it, like right through the hammock. Like something happened, the haven't got ripped of shreds. Yeah, it's bad. I think it's fucking busted. So is our little farm. We have a little garden.

And that thing's all but up. Hey, Grog. Yo. You want to go outside and look at the schmoon? I actually do. Brison told me, Bryceon called me earlier. He was like,

that phone call was really funny. He was just, he's just, and she's like, dude, you're not gonna believe the size of this schmoon. Like,

he said it like fucking regular show here. Yeah. Look at the schmune. It's like the tiniest. Like a hair. Like a slender was like a crevice,

dude. I kind of want to go look. Do I have permission? Go look at the schmoon. With D. Wait, I want to have specific. There he goes.

He's looking at smoo. He's talking about earlier. He has like the same tick as Tanner, but he didn't never specified. what it was. Wait, what you're talking about the bugs?

He's got bugs in his skin. He's got bugs. He's got ticks and bed bugs. I have a tick where I have to wiggle my toes like every minute. I have to like squeeze. I hate the way your toes look. I'll be honest. Yeah, you got that world's ugliest feet.

Your big toe looks like an Amongus character ready to fucking fit. Wait, can I show my feet or no? No, please. Wait, the betterment of all of our viewers at home probably. The TOS. Don't do it. No,

we can definitely put them in. Don't want to see them. All right. You've seen them. Type one. Type one in the comments. I'll see it. I'll see it.

I'll see it up. Close your eyes if you don't want to see a foot. No, just if you want to see what Tennis feet look like, just look up the Beast Titans' feet. Look at Bigfoot's feet. There's no way that's accurate. I'm gonna look up Beast Titan's foot and see. If you look at Beast Titan, it's just what's what my big toe look like.

It doesn't show anything. No, you gotta show your foot. Alright, alright, no, don't show your foot. No, don't show it. You can see it all over the place. You just want to see his feet. There it is. Show the other.

Like the shying a big toe. Like the, yeah, see, like, look at the toenail. Look, it looks like it's running. It's an among us astronaut. We'll have it normal and turn it around. The moon has set. Yeah, see, look. How's this moon?

It's set. It's gone. It goes back with, like, a question mark. What was the tick? What is the tick? The tick, um, it's a, I have like really bad. If people try to touch my nipples, it's bad. Like, that sounds like, like, like,

like, should not have followed up on with Grunk on that question. That's like, that's just like, it's abnormal though, because my cousin gave me purple nirples. You can't handle a purple nirple? No, no, no, no, I could handle it. Listen, listen, I could handle it, but he was like, he kept doing it until I could name five serials. It was to the point, it was, listen, listen, listen, it was to the point, it scabbed, it's scabbed, it turned purple. Like, it literally scabbed over, like it scabbed over. Like, it's scabbed over.

Oh, go, my goodness, it was so bad. It was, like, it was. like, it hurts. And now I have the thing. Like, I don't want, I don't want anyone even near those things, dude. That's like me with my ears, because it happened in the past. Yeah. Like, ooh, I suggest you surgically remove them.

Okay. You have to go to nipple therapy. Like that Drake picture. Nipple therapy. Isaac walks up to me at least once a day and grabs my, at least grabs. I would, I literally like, I do that. I do that. I, I, I, I.

I literally enable ultra instinct. I like, when someone tried to do anything, I like grabbed their hand and like, yeah, and stop them. I'm gonna get extremely strong out of the blue. Funniest part, so I go over and I touch Nick's boobs because they're just fun to touch. They're massive, dude. It's not my fault, but the thing is, what he does is he's like, boobs. He's like, dude, dude, stop, dude stop. I think Nick's are bigger.

I got, I got, what are you guys fucking, let me tell my story, you fool, shut the fuck up. All right, all right, all right. So you're the thing, the thing with South. Willie is that he always says, don't do that. No, stop. But he just lets it happen. And sometimes you let's sort of whimper in a moan. That's the attitude that I actually have.

He'll be like, um, I'm like, dude, stop. Wait, all you enjoying it? What was that face?

Dude, stop. Okay. You like the, you like the boop touching. Oh, dude. And then I try and like go and slap Isaac and he like grabs my wrist or something like that.

I'm like, I'm like, he grabs me like, he's done it like, he's going to let that ass on in you, he's like, you need to be dominated. dude.

I'm a grown man with a dick and balls. I have never, I have never said that. You said that, you said that, you said that. That's real. You are always like, you're a brat and you need to be changed. I've never seen it. I've never said that before. That's like the Rais of the Christian vibe.

Yeah. What? Mine's worse though. I like peek and it's like shorts. I like pull his shorts and I look at it. You just admit it to like. I don't do anything to anybody. If I like the most sane for, I'm like, I feel like I'm fucked up.

I don't do a half the crazy shit. I like see your butt. Like, there he is. It's openly admitting to sexually harassing. Everybody gets updated with like Pants Yummy or some shit like in the corner of our eyes. We know. Yeah, we all get a course. No, because Yomi like, quit.

Yomi like, he like gets a little bit brave and he starts like doing something kind of like weird. And then I'm like, I'm going to do it like way worse. And I start like going towards me like, no, stop, dude. He like freaks out. When I walk out, everybody stares to me. Like, they've been waiting for me. I'll see like Tanner and Larry and Isaac. We're all sitting in a loft yesterday.

Just like sitting on the beanbag chairs on the absolute pitch black dark. I don't even know what you guys were doing. You were having a meeting. And you're like right outside my room. And I walk out and you're all just like, I was like smile. I was like, ignore you? What did you want?

You stare at me. And then I did a full. karate demonstration. He did. He went, uh, foo! I was like,

whiz, uh, who you shouldn't say. Dude, I've seen, that Haka, I think it's called Haka, and it's like

Hawaiian dance. It's like insane. They go, what the fuck? Oh, yeah, yeah,

oh yeah, they get the slaps and then the stumps. It's so crazy. They do that. It's pretty, it's so I. They do, no,

they do do that. They do that in football. They do that. man football. Dude, Hawaii produces some of the best football players in, like, high school. Yeah, the Samoans. Yeah, the Somalians. Not the Somalians again.

No, we learned our lesson. Yeah, they're Samoans. Yeah, the Somalians. But they're just very strong, nitty-gritty. Like, they get down to it, down and dirty. They rip you apart and, like, grab your arm from it off. They get down, they get down, they get down. Okay, maybe we shouldn't.

What? What? Okay, cut the bit. Okay, never mind. Okay, yeah. I don't know, man. They just love doing it. And everybody in the stands will do it with them.

I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Um, yummy, uh, you're definitely coming around because I remember anytime someone even remotely look at your ass in this house, you'd be like, dudes, quit. And now I can occasionally get a little tap of your butt. You're actually like reverse conversion therapy. What? I feel like anybody nervous of, you kind of kind of, kind of,

Oh, shit. Man, that's because I, dude. It's not even because you guys are changing me. It's because I legitimately was not comfortable. Listen, you guys don't even remember this? Listen, you guys don't remember this, but like the first day I met Soft Willie Nick, he was so gay with me that I was scared of him for like a week. You remember when you reached out and you DM me and you were like,

Hey man, sorry if I made you're uncomfortable. You don't remember that? No. Wow. You actually did. Oh, wow. Was it on Twitter? Where was it on?

It's on Discord? I don't know. I promise you it happened. I promise. I don't remember what you said. I'm talking about my grabbing my butt or something. Yeah, and for some fucking reason a week later,

you started deep-throding a hot dog with all of us in a VC. I don't think you remember that, but it's in a video. Nick did that? No, you did that, brother. It was a hamburger. It was a hamburger.

What? I didn't do that with a hamburger. No, it was a burger for McDonald's. Yeah, it was a fight. It was a challenge. It was a two-by challenge. Oh, did you like, you folded it or something. No, you just tried to bite.

I ate it so deep that he started like squishing it into his mouth. But I forgot. I got my hamburgers and hot dogs. I missed Listerine Challenge era. When? The Listerine Challenge. Dude, that was golden era.

That was truly golden era. What was going on during that? What? Try and find it. It wasn't like I was horribly uncomfortable where I was like, damn, this guys are weirdo, but I was like, wow, he must really like me or something.

Wow. He's actually gay. I think he likes me like too much. I think he likes me a lot. That's how we break the ice. That's how we break the ice. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, we break the ice with love.

It was strong, passionate love. Dude, good. Good. Good. Strong. Hairy love. Yummy. June 29th, 2020.

The first ever Twitter DMs I've ever had with you was you sending me a message saying, help me, daddy. Yo, I'm not horny right now, but can I see some guy? I'm trying to type titty. What? Okay, yummy. This just said, gentlemen,

I mean, apparently. What is that? What is that? What does that mean? What is the context? That's the very first message. Read it exactly word for word.

That's what you said. Okay, ready? Help me. Sent. Daddy. So that was at 2.30 in the morning. I'm not horny right now, but can I see some guy?

You're high. And then you're some guy. And then you wrote. And then you wrote youth and then you wrote truth and then you wrote I'm trying to type titty What the fuck? I responded four hours later with Love You and you responded Love You That was our first Twitter message It had to have been on Discord. It had to have been on Discord

Let me check on Discord then. Dude, that's adorable is that even I have no idea what I was going through it You definitely were hires What was the date? What was the day? to hire something. June 29th, 2020. Holy shit.

Yeah, I have no idea what I was doing. Oh, yeah, quick. Make a recall in your mind. I remember my first DM with you. He was like, whoa, you're on SPLive 2? No way. And then he just like said something and then we never talked again in a long time. I played on it like, I think once.

Yeah. There's a lot of people that played on it like four times and dipped. Speaking of which, guys, SMP Live 2 coming out soon. You know, yippee. We're hosting. Oh. I'm hosting shit. What about a group chat live?

Group chat world The group chat world No QSMP is coming out so we yell Who's that? It's like XQC? Yeah No,

Squackety Swackety Swakety's Dude I like XQC is a funny guy Dude I swear to XC is the most entertaining person on Twitch

Period He's pretty funny Period He's naturally Very very funny But I don't even know if he realizes How funny he is

I don't think he does He does He's just so good Is a bit Yeah Yeah He has to Like

It's got to be that 90 hours of Adderall usage. Yeah. This is nonstop adderall usage. It's got to be that Adderall addiction. He's like his humor canon. I think I just need to start taking some. I bet you he's selling too.

What the fuck? What's wrong with you? What are you? There's nobody up there. There's no, there's no wind. There's no third. He thought he said gullible up there. Bro, he thought he thought it was gullible up there.

Be it up, man. Oh, shit. Can you believe that's like the funniest joke of 2005? Like humor's come a long way. It's still pretty funny. What's the funniest joke, Nadi on me? What is the funniest thing you've ever seen? Some guy on TikTok going.

Oh, hell not! You made that up. That's not a thing. I've never seen that TikTok. I've never seen that TikTok. You never like talk about it. You never like... What are you talking about?

That is never a thing. That will never be a thing. Oh, hell! It's like a vine. Dude, you guys remember drinks? I was talking to Taylor about that. Who? The React YouTuber.

It's about that time. My daily dose was so vine. Dude, I went back. No, you know who? I used to watch a fuck ton, dude. I don't know if you guys watched them. Dashie. I watched him a little bit, I think.

Oh, my God, bro. He was fucking, he was fucking funny. Blame! Take that shit to the store. Get it for discount. Do you remember Blastomous HD? Oh my God. That guy was so funny.

He was only like 35. Like, that's so funny, though. Dude, I didn't have, like, YouTubers to watch. I watched, like, Face Adapt. Oh, wait. Did you guys watch Chris Smooth in, like,

just? No. 2009? That was gross. What she had him. Chris Smooth with a V. And he would, he would be like, today I'm playing Modern Warfare 2.

and I got a nuke off a favela and then he'd do this laugh every single time he'd be auto-tuned and he'd be like ha ha you all right that?

You haven't seen that? I actually sound like an attitude how you do that you're like look at this guy he's so lost a ha ha

actual genius all right I'll fight the bullet Soft Willie what was so funny you've never not once did you ever

say that shit There's a lot actually of I love you from both of us. And actually on August 10th, 2020, 1240 at night, I said, would you fuck me if I was dying? And that was the only way to save me. And you said, nope. You sent me that too. You sent everybody that, dude. There was a time, Nick.

We were saying that to like literally everybody. No matter who it was, he would be like, all right. If my dick was hanging from the bridge. If you grab it, would you save me, would you let me go? I don't know. It sounds like your test, like push the limit. Like, it's a cure or something. One of the very first messages from Yummy, this is like,

so the very first time him and I ever messaged on Discord, he sent me a message and it was just F-A-A-S-F, in all caps. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, I got a bunch of, I got some questionable DMs from you, Yummy. And then, and then a few days later, he said, dude, you literally aren't even cute. Dude. Dude.

Whoa. You guys are flirting. You guys are flirting. I have no recollection. Dude. I have no memory of that big. Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on one more, one more, one more. You got one more? Yeah, I said, how you even see me, bro?

And he said, no, but I've seen your U-2s. You have ugly fat nuts. Dude. Get roasted. Get roasted. All right.

Yeah, me and I on June 14th, 2020. I say, Yummy. He says, Isaac. He says, all right, you fucking moron. DM me again, and there's going to be trouble. I'm going to take you to Pound Town.

And then I said, my boyfriend's going to beat you up. And you said, I never got these DMs. Hello? Are you guys in the call? I'll beat his ass. Ass. I'm a fuck you. So Yovet was acting all this flamboyancy with us.

Yeah, you were. You were. I can't even like say this out like I don't even know how to say this I'm just going to post it It had to a bit verbal. It had to be verbal. Drake! Who's asking for a drag? What was I doing this?

Dude, this was so long as you. Drig! What? My first message with you, I sent you a picture of like me playing basketball and then you'd say you said I'd cross the fuck out of you. Take your girl. Take your shoes. Drain it through your face. And then.

I replied with, I'd whip your penis out and kissing. And then you aired me for four months. Is that a 2020? Dude, 20 was, oh, my God. Four months. My God,

I just found the most poetic message. This is the last one I'm doing. Oh, man. All right. We were talking about, yeah, we were talking about editing and shit.

He was like, me see your video. Now let's edit together. I'll cut up your clips. You cut up mine. Dude. Edit my video for me. I said, fuck your video. Old ass geezer. And you said, dude, this is important. You need it to make fun of me. Lest you pay the consequences. From my time as a child carrying the burden on my shoulders from my peers and during the pain of being bullied from a young age over the size of my massive cock. I said that. Oh my anger. The rest will be unleashed on you crushing you like a twig within milling.

seconds. I said that. And then I posted my one out of ten and said, this is good. The first three hours, 43K views, we've come so long. We've come so far.

On the come up. On the come up. That's crazy. I'm around the nut. Right on my fucking ball. Out of my face, dude. Oh,

yeah, everywhere. That's, well, that's very funny. It had to have been a verbal thing then, Nick, because I remember it.

You know what? I think what it was, I think, possibly because we started the first time I met you guys was through Tuxberg when you guys played Siege. I think I might have said something to Tuxbert at the time and then I think he told you and then I think you asked me

in Discord. I was like, wow, that soft really fell as really forward. Like he really likes saying some crazy stuff. You really like saying some crazy things. I'm going back into my DMs with Isaac. And the very first DM I ever have with Isaac is on June 10th, 2018.

We called for, for an hour. Wow. Yeah, that was when you forced me to watch you shoot cans out of your window with an Airsoft gun. And then we don't speak

until January 10th, 2019. Oh my God. From June 10th, 2018 to January 10th, 2019, not a single message. What are you guys doing? Chilling.

It really doesn't feel like I've known you guys for almost three years. It's about three years. By the way, Tanner, one of our first DMs was about Mr. Goldkey. Oh, yeah. That's how we bonded. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

That's how we bonded. We would exchange over Mr. Goldkey. And he would be like eating a jelly bag. I have his phone number. Okay, listen. I don't know if you guys remember, but Mr. Goldkey. No. I think he'll be like, hello, who is this?

Hello? But Mr. Goldkees used to be the streamer. Who used to get like, what, 30? About 30 viewers He was like this big guy He was just like so car He was a car salesman And he's sitting in his like huge like couch

It was like a cartoonish couch It was like a brown family guy He was like he was streamed on his PlayStation He would just chug beer Like the whole stream And then he would try to do a backflip He was like big Dude dude yo he was like

He was like at least 400 pounds He drank 30 meters of stream And he would try and do a backflip And he'd break his screen out. He would come back like, I'm back. He drinks.

47 beers in. He was just like combust it. He was like drinking. Perfect time for a backflip. I remember he pulled out like DeJerno's pizza and he cooked it and he came back with he was holding the entire pizza.

He's like, all right, let's cook it up. And then he poured like jelly all over in Mattella. Oh my God. He ate like half of it. And then he was like,

dude. Really? Really big people get so absurdly creative with the food combination. They'll just go out of their way to pour the most ridiculous sauce on foods that it does not belong on. Like Chick-fil-A sauce on pizza. Like crazy shit like that, he'll go for it. He was awesome. He was like an actual fucking streamer.

He was real. Then we started learning more lore. Like he was literally just like a car salesman. Yeah. He was like a normal guy. He was like an everyday dude. But at Nia, he was like a holy-in-carry. At night he turned into gold key.

Oh, that's why they come to a gold key You're some gold keys, you know what I mean Moving them cars Down bad Yeah Ew, put that mic back Oh, I see that Somebody

Somebody pull up Somebody pull up an old It's got curves all over it, bro Oh, dude, what the fuck? Yo, Mike Afro got lice in it Somebody pulled up an old d with grunt That's the old scene is right I remember the first time I talked to grunk

Leave The first time I was looking at I was playing I was in a M-Cronk I don't think I did. I was like strictly business. It was Minecraft Ultimate. Huh?

I was like strictly business. I feel, I was like, hello, I love your performance in MCU, you want to come SMP Earth. How old were you drunk when that was going on?

14 and a half. Okay. I was probably 15 and a half. 16 maybe. 16 would, that would be fine. But like, dude,

I found stuff on the internet from when I was like 15 and below and I swear to God there was a different human being cockroach. controlling my brain. I, like, saw some of the things, and I was like, who said this? And, like, why would this person ever say this shit? Like, the most random, just like a thought that you'd have randomly in the day, I would post it. And it was like, it would be so dumb. Like, peanuts are fucking sweet. It's like stupid shit. I was looking at me and Tanner's old

DMs. And he only, he reached out like four times. It was just like, wow, man, you got a lot followers, you're on S&P Live now? Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. I got something. Dude.

Big team is claw chasing. Grunk, I messaged you in 2020. It said, how was standing for the Pledge of Allegiance? And you said, I hated every second of it. Don't tread on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I say it. I'll say it again. I'll say it again. Doug Niels for the Pledge of Allegiance. I do. What are my first answer? I can turn my back. He was like, I said, grunk, and he said, cutting the lawn right now.

I'm like, okay. And then he said, eight ball, and I was giving my number. Oh, yeah. That was around the, uh, the eight ball craze. The eight ball, eight ball era. I have, I have all of my old DMs with Larry's first account on Discord. Oh, my gosh. Do you actually?

I do actually. I do. I do you know. You very side? Yeah, I know it's this account. I know it's yours. How long have you known Larry? I've known Larry.

The very first message I have with Larry. is from January 5th of 2019. And so why do I feel like we knew each other before that? Dude, yeah, because we were crazy. We were in a server and we used to talk there. Like what year? 2018. 18, I would say.

Dude, I feel like in my head for some reason, I don't know why. I always felt like you guys knew each other way longer than you knew me. But beginning of 2020 compared to 2018 is not so much of a different. Dude. Imagine Nick if you didn't want to join S&P Earth. That'd be crazy. I remember having that conversation with Isaac in L.A. at the time. Oh, Los Angeles.

I remember when you guys were like, Yummy, do you want to be in the group? And I was like, I don't know. You're like, do you want to be in the group and I was like, I don't know, man? Here's a crazy thing. The fact that Yummy was like, I remember having a conversation with Yummy. I was like, dude, we could so totally make a content house and we would actually do things. Be careful. I know, I know.

And Yommy was like, nah, man, I just rather live on my own or with the house. I'm in right now. I can't do another one. I got too much stuff going on. I'm like, yummy. Come on, we can do it. We could all live together. Remember that, Yomi?

You were sleeping on that. Well, remember when I asked you, and you were like, I don't want to move in with my best friends because every time you do it, you end up hating them. And that's what happens every time. I asked you to. And then three months later, you got a house with your friends.

That is not true. It was in January. It was in January. And you know what I was asking for 2020, when did I? It was literally like two months before I moved to Tennessee. And I remember that because I was asking to see where, I was gonna possibly move.

I was considering it. I think that mental at the time was after Isaac had already made his decision he didn't want to live with any of us. Oh yeah, Isaac said I'm never living with you guys. That's crazy. Yep. Isaac was like, no, man, I don't want to live with you guys.

And I was like, Larry, what did you do? What? Oh, I'm moving my leg. Yeah, sure. You fucking freak. You got low-shunds. That's like so bad.

That was horrible. Like, I was just moving to my life. Like, oh, my God. I think our cameras get cropped down. I don't know. I just noticed like, it's like, you were edging for a good bit. I was looking at you got me the whole time. Dude, 2020, 2019 were like some crappy ass era, dude.

That was like, the- Dude, I remember, oh my gosh. I was also looking through our old DMs. I was looking through me and Larry's and I like, I was like concerned about you. I like DM'd him and I was like, man, I don't know what to do about Nick. He's like really, really acting strange. And then I was like, let me speak to him. And I walked in the room, pretty depressed.

No, Nick, I don't know if, like, you're in a bad spot, I think, because you, like, yeah, you push, you push, like, everyone away. You pushed everyone away, and I was like, oh, man. Yeah, uh, 2020 was definitely, like, I think the most depressed I've ever been. I think a lot of people in the world can't agree on that. You were depressed. I was like COVID. Dude, some people were, like, breaking in hell of money over, like, among us and stuff, and I was sitting there, like, crying and, like, being super sad and shit.

Yeah. But, yeah, that's your fault. True. No, you're right. It's all, geez. No, dude, but Listen, depression is a tool to learn Yep

Use it What it is What it is? Listen, depression Oh, okay, let's come make a moment Here's what I'll say Here's what I'll say Depression is like a shovel

And it comes to you and you dig your hole But you learn how to use the shovel after digging for so long You can get your way back up No, that's not how digging you learn You don't dig your way You crawl out of the hole. No, you dig up.

That's not a thing. You can dig up through the, it's like a diagonal tunnel up. You know, but it's not like Minecraft. Things will stay above you. You can duplicate your inventory once you go through depression. Oh, okay. That way, that's a quote. That's actually a quote.

That's actually really good. That was a good one, man. What are you guys talking about, dude? Just came back to the weirdest conversation. Depression is like a wooden shovel. Expression is like a diamond shovel. When you eat the both of them. Huh.

Dude, where would we be if we never, if he never joined us in Pierre? It's like, what would have happened? I'd probably be in the same place, probably. I'd probably be like that clown I talked about. Dude, Tanner. But yours will be on purpose. I, okay. Yeah, you're one of those of your brains on the wall.

You're like, I can't take it anymore. You drop, you drop a wind on your head? I can't do it no more. If you're making the kids run suicides in basketball and you're like, wait, this sounds like a good idea. Honestly, if nothing worked out, I actually would have become a gym teacher. That was like the only thing I had in my mind. You looked like you would be. I'd be a really good one.

If this whole like YouTube thing doesn't work out, I would go to like be a gym teacher again. I saw you on YouTube. I made Tanner. I'll say it. I made you. I made you. I made you. It is ridiculously crazy that that was at time.

And you're taking that? Like we were friends with Tubbo and Tubbo had like 32 viewers. and like Tommy and it had like 600. How did you guys not get on that wagon? Yeah, try like 75, Nick. I had a job, man. I remember towards the end of S&P Earth, Tommy and it had like 600 viewers.

Yeah. He was starting to become closer with Technoblade and that was at a funny little silly time when like we took screenshots of voice over Pete AFK. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I remember. I remember. I put gravestones around his back.

We put gravestones around his base in like years we thought he was gonna die. He'd probably put like next year. November 6th, 20, 28. He would spawn and he would just be like a few days later for like when he posted it. It was like a few days later. He would spawn into the world streaming

and he'd see like, he's see a sign that's just as like September. What is this? It's really ominous and kind of fuck was. That's so bad. That was pretty bad. Oh my gosh. I've come home over a long day at the Y and I just like,

all right, time to fuck with Pete. I tuned into his stream I tuned into a stream like a week ago just for like 10 seconds and he opened Twitter on stream and there's just a big big old butt like on his Twitter feed

on his Twitter feed he scrolled past it he was like oh someone's confident with themselves today yeah somebody's proud of themselves but he was following account and it was really

an NSW tagged account too like it was talked about it before but we were seriously the content like farm of that entire server. Like we would go to... Lagoon was the content farm. There was a big guy who was with I joined and there was just a sign that said

done go in there. Like don't go in here. And I go in, it's like a big pile of shit. He was like, TOS warning. TOS warning. Big pile of shit in Minecraft. I'm like, okay. There's a real picture of Queen Slam. Ew. Oh my God. I was like my introduction. I was like,

all right. dope. I don't know. Dude, I hate when people say that. No. I would go live to like 70 viewers and I just post pictures of shit on this. Dude, I hate that. Tannen will take pictures of his weird gross shits. And be like, guys, look at this one.

Like, this vlog. I remember, like, before we used to live together, Tanner would be like, dude, I just took the nastiest shit and laughing for 30 seconds to fall. Dude, because, like, I was in a call with you guys. You guys were, like, editing. You guys were super busy. I get off work.

I'm like, dude, I clogged my toilet. It's all green. It's all green and back. Oh, my. I remember you took a video one time because it was clogged. It was, like, it was like brimming. Like, you could see the water at the top of the top of the top of it. this toilet. It is green. I had to like

try and plunge it and it kept flashing. I was like you have your plunger. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. Yeah, that's nasty. No more. Look up. I'm like, what? He just had it like on his camera. Like, oh, come on. That was a good era and I just joined on my phone. I'd be driving to work. Oh, my gosh. I never knew what was going to happen that night.

I would pretend to crash all the time. Yeah. Every night. Yeah. Like something crazy weird would happen. I can't believe I worked with kids. That's insane. Who allowed that? Who did allow that? I just remember days where Tanner would just go and just like have the camera on the bike and his like balls are like right there as he's around.

Yeah, he would do the standstill bike at the gym and he would put it right in front of his nuts. On shift I'd record myself on this cord with like down here and you can just see my nuts swinging back and forth on the bike. Does anybody know about the iconic photo of my nuts? Has that ever been talked about ever? No. No, no, no, no, no. Because you asked, you said, do not post that. You said, do not.

Oh, yeah, you can't post it. Why? That would, bro, okay, so for context, I like. Which one, you're, the one that was, like, drawn or the one that was? For context, for context, Yomi wanted to show us his big voluptuous ass. I think he was bending off or something. I think he was standing on his chair. He was intentionally making his ass.

I went to the back of my room. I stood up on my couch, and I, like, bent over in a silly way to, like, pick up a pillow to move it. And I did not know that through the back. His big fucking gonads were hanging down. He had the biggest moose in the world. His shorts were like wrapping. They were like gift wrapping around. Yeah, they were like,

perfectly. We were like, what the fuck? So then we got an artist, we called an artist did, and then she just... That's the worst. It's crazy. This sounds fucked up. Animated is perfectly.

He matched with my pigment and like the lighting of the room and made it look real. And then we got the artists who can make like real life, like, drawings. If you want that gift, DM him, he has it. And then you have like your perfect butthole. It had a little bit hole. your nuts with like wrinkles and like veins

and hairs and everything. And it was like no way it wasn't even like your nuts it was like so dramatically long it was like really really long it was like four inches. It was a good Photoshop. It turned into that GIF where it was like yummy standing there and then just one frame of like five seconds

with his balls and they go back to like regular like it's super quick yeah. Do you guys remember do you guys remember years ago I tried starting up a rust server because Chewy wanted one. Yeah. Remember that shit? Yeah. Yeah. And it lasted for like a month.

Because that was the only term that I paid. It was a month. I was trying to learn how to play. Let's see where this goes. Yep. Yep. And like I was trying to use the server to promote it and just did not work. No one wants to play Rust. No rest players. There's like always times where we try to start up something. It was never. Zero Rush players. Never last. Well, the Minecraft server, the S&P server I have is up now. Like we can play. It is up now. No, I'm Can you, dude, what I miss, though, when we had a server was the image shit, where we, you can put photos.

Oh my gosh. That was, that was. We put something on the ground. We had a court. Like, oh, do we put on the ground? Oh my God. That was when, like, the, the, the, that was when the, the, the, that was right. We put a picture of Bada Bada Bings.

Bada Bada Bada Bada Bada Bada B. The Bada Bada Bada Bada. There are frogs. The Italian frogs that are in actually. You guys are going to get mad maybe, but I used to make the server really laggy because I used to hide photos of grunk under the ground. And we're like, literally just impossible. Yeah, I remember.

I put him in the most natural-looking places. It was just a flaw in. We would start digging somewhere and we just come across the world's largest national monument of grunk space under ground. It's like an archaeology, like, fine. Yeah, I found a dinosaur. I found a dinosaur. But it was like a really big dinosaur and that dinosaur was a good space.

Yeah, that was, I mean, that was a time. I went out for a good while. That's what I went on for a good while. Remember when we were streaming and it was like a lore, um, stream and then Quoit was yelling at Chewy and then Chewy got killed. It was his birthday. We got real life mad. She was like, open, man.

He got no big. He got no big. He was out of game. The guy he was in that server. Too, he was like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Stop. That's my stuff. Came in with Diamond Armour died because like the court.

It was like, take off your armor. Like, why do you kill me? I was like trying to put him on the side. I was like, dude, where are I caught? I think of your heart? He's like, why do you do that? Why do you kill? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to take my

stand. It's so funny, dude. I miss building all that. I think France Jets was in there too. He just fucking, oh my gosh, dude. I forgot about that. He creaked in the left. He graced in the left.

Yeah. Denial. Is it about S&P Earth still? No. This was after. This was our own little S&P thing. This was, it was our own private service.

What was it? It was just a fucking M. Oh, PMS? No. No, it was after PMS. It was before PMS. What was that SMP called? That's why you guys have such a big

Minecraft audience. You did like four SMPs. Well, they were small. They weren't that big. They were like literally in the course of like a week and a half. They were like underground. They were like secret. They were underground.

last long. We did the courthouse. We did the core house. Now's it. We did, remember when I did that 100 by 100 farm underneath and like I had all of those villagers and stuff like ever trading? There was a lot of shit that happened in that. I had my little farmhouse out of a farmhouse. The reason, literal skyscraper out of like... Back was awfully streamed on a regular basis. Oh my god. I never played those like the SMPs and shit. Like the reason I only got on S&P live like once or twice because I didn't understand the point of them. It was weird. They're like, we're going to have court meetings and there's a court and there's a law and like... No, it's like, that's DT.

R.P before GTA RP. That was like the first RP. No, you guys are missing. What is what, what is the, what is like, there's been RAPE SharpRP. The early 2000s. ArcRP. Gary's mod, yeah.

No, there's like one with the, like, really old people play it. Arma? And they buy houses. Oh, yeah. Oh, second life. Second life. That one guy trolls him.

Dude. Second life. I used to watch. Bikers and are like, leave my wife alone. Yeah. Daniel. Daniel.

That's so funny. Like, dude. One of the best YouTube. He's like the most monotone voice I ever fuck with people for like hours. Is that the guy that was like, what? Is that that dude? No, no. He'll just be like,

most thing ever. One word. Is this one word? What? He'll one word response to like a full paragraph of a guy who's pissed. And then he'll just, I don't know why they buy the bait every time. He's so good at picking out people who know how to rage.

They're like, they're like serious about it. They're like seriously. Yeah, they're actually like, that's one thing that I absolutely hate about the internet is that trolling has been around for so long that people know how to not get trolled anymore. But like back then, everybody would fall for it. Like everybody would get pissed. It was like content like one-on-one. It's so easy.

You guys trick-or-treating. It's so hard to fuck with people now. Are you guys going trick-or-treating? Are you guys going trick-or-treating? Are you guys going trick-or-treating? Yeah, back then it was fucking gold. Shut your fucking goddamn ass up. You stuttering fucking parrot.

On a roll! Should we call it here, guys? That was, that was a little view. Yeah, let's call it. Let's go dive into our little iceberg. I forgot about the iceberg. I wish there was a way to access. New Ifu Cup.

Oh, do we even talk about that? We did. We did. I did. Oh, fucking. Yummies a goat. Yummies go. He needs head later. Yummy goat.

Yum. They should call you some. He'll be a goat. All right. Thank you for joining us this fine Friday afternoon. Make sure you head over the game. This week's challenge. This week's challenge is to spit on old ladies.

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